1 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:20,378 "Oh God, to You we awaken, with You we fall asleep, 2 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,958 with You we live, with You we die and to You we return." 3 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:27,875 Fine, whatever, shit happens. I'm leaving now anyway. 4 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,349 Meet me there. They won't let me in with the baby. 5 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:34,263 Bye. 6 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,500 Wait, please! 7 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,292 The French Road? 8 00:02:48,615 --> 00:02:52,502 Good luck to everyone taking the high school exams today. 9 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:56,583 I know it's a tough day, that'll define your future. 10 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,375 But try not to stress out. Stress is the hardest part. 11 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:04,875 I mean you've being preparing for this all year long so… 12 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:09,125 Can you hold her for me, please, sheikh? 13 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,875 In the name of God. 14 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:18,458 Don't throw all your efforts away being stressed. Best of luck! 15 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:22,208 I'm sure you're all going to get excellent grades. 16 00:03:22,292 --> 00:03:23,917 Lord have mercy! 17 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,583 Is your mom's bag devoid of any virtue? 18 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:33,792 Maybe a hairpin or something? 19 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,417 Goddam it! 20 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,927 Take her back, lady. 21 00:03:40,008 --> 00:03:42,107 She did a number on me! Take her back! 22 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,522 Alright, hold on. 23 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:44,595 Hold on? 24 00:03:44,676 --> 00:03:48,041 It seeped through her blanket. I'm all wet! 25 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:50,833 What did you feed her, cane juice? 26 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:56,833 - It's ok. Sorry. - It's ok? Really? Lord have mercy! 27 00:03:58,042 --> 00:04:02,542 Hold on to these prayers, bro. I can't keep them, I'm not clean. 28 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,333 - God help us all, lady! - I said sorry, enough already! 29 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:08,003 You have some gall talking to me like that! 30 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:10,167 You ought to be ashamed of yourself! 31 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,375 You never wet yourself when you were a kid? 32 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,792 Why are you changing the subject? Keep your tongue in your mouth! 33 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:19,792 Leave my tongue alone, you don't want a taste of it! It can hurt you bad! 34 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:22,542 Guys, let's cool it, ok? Calm down. 35 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,420 I'm letting you off the hook, just cos you're a woman. 36 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,750 Don't let me off the hook. Speak up. 37 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,875 I'll throw my shoe in your face, you and your whole family! 38 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,702 You insult my family? 39 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,128 Of course, 40 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:37,542 I can't talk about yours, cos you don't have any or they'd… 41 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,625 Shut up, you stupid jerk! I'll show… 42 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,667 Get out lady, please. This is too much. He's done nothing to you. 43 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,128 - I'm not getting out! - Please lady, get out, we're late. 44 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,375 Come on lady, we've got places to go. 45 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:53,412 Shut up, all of you! Mind your own business! 46 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,378 Let's go, driver! 47 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,792 No, I'm not going anywhere. 48 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,000 Listen, driver. 49 00:05:09,328 --> 00:05:10,811 Do you like to party? 50 00:05:10,891 --> 00:05:15,627 Come, anytime. Food and drinks on me. 51 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:17,000 Such a cheap shot! 52 00:05:17,081 --> 00:05:19,081 PARTY WITH DJ 53 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:22,708 What are you waiting for? 54 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,992 You're such a lowlife! 55 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:31,932 Give me my change back! Give me my change! 56 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:39,988 But I didn't want cheese and cold cuts. 57 00:05:40,084 --> 00:05:45,084 I wanted Falafel, aged cheese and pickled tomatoes. 58 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:49,175 Sure, son. I'll get you everything you want, darling. 59 00:05:49,256 --> 00:05:52,131 What's that? Why do you have a calculator? 60 00:05:52,212 --> 00:05:53,337 I might need it. 61 00:05:53,418 --> 00:05:57,085 For an Arabic exam? Lord have mercy! 62 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,283 Fine, we're good. 63 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:04,602 Listen, do not take this bandage off. 64 00:06:04,683 --> 00:06:06,102 - Understood? - Understood. 65 00:06:06,183 --> 00:06:10,083 I won't take it off, so nobody sees the earbud I cheat with. 66 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:13,250 Shut your mouth! Don't blow it! 67 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,667 You're going to cost me my Mayorship, Helela! 68 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:21,000 No, I'll graduate high school and you won't lose your Mayorship. 69 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,792 Even if I don't get my high school diploma, 70 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:26,042 I still have my vaccine certificate. 71 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:28,292 The only certificate you'll get is… 72 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:31,792 your mom's death certificate! I'm gonna kill her because of you! 73 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,708 You're just like her! 74 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,125 - Orabi! - Yes, Mr. Mayor? 75 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:36,462 - Keep checking on the boy! - I will. 76 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:37,818 You can't mess up. 77 00:06:37,912 --> 00:06:41,544 There's only two exams today. Two! 78 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:44,708 Sure, but I'm not supervising Helela's exam. 79 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:47,958 Not my problem! You can supervise a high voltage cable, for all I care! 80 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:51,542 - Sure. - Do your thing and I'll do mine. 81 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:53,128 - Yes, Mr. Mayor! - Get it done, Orabi! 82 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:54,878 - Yes, yes, Mr. Mayor! - Or else you know what'll happ… 83 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,000 No, no, please! 84 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,628 I'll make you ride a cow upside down! 85 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,545 - No, please, Mr. Mayor! I'll do it! - Take care of Helela! 86 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:00,667 Yes, I will, I will! 87 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,708 Go now, Helela. God be with you. Go on now, darling. 88 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:07,708 - The biggest star of all time! - Are you kidding me? 89 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:11,833 I'm sorry ma'am. I got a flat tire, had to replace it. 90 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:13,833 Whatever, stop blabbering. 91 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:15,587 - Keep her around the AC. - I sure will. 92 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:17,459 The bottle's in the bag, if she gets hungry. 93 00:07:17,539 --> 00:07:17,913 Ok. 94 00:07:17,994 --> 00:07:21,000 She better not be crying when I come out. Get out of here! 95 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:24,042 Good luck, ma'am! Don't worry, I'll take care of her. 96 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,420 You really thought you could get away from me? 97 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,628 Follow us on your own two feet or we'll take you on your back! 98 00:07:30,708 --> 00:07:32,875 - Let me go! - You better listen, girl! 99 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:34,458 - Come here! - Let me go! 100 00:07:34,542 --> 00:07:36,042 What the hell is going on here? 101 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm her brother, officer, and this is her fiancé. 102 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,878 She's taking this exam without our consent! 103 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:45,458 Sir, I'm a homeschooler! I'm here for the exam. Here's my seat number! 104 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,958 So what's your problem then? 105 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:56,375 The thing is, sir, her fiancé wants her to be a stay-at-home mom. 106 00:07:56,458 --> 00:08:00,208 - That's just his mentality, sir. - Keep your family issues at home. 107 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:01,792 People are taking exams here. 108 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,875 Only students are allowed. Are you students? 109 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,250 Yes, we are. 110 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:09,583 They're lying, sir! They can't even read! 111 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:12,042 Try reading this word! 112 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,625 Government. 113 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:18,292 - Government? - The ministry of Interior. 114 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:19,667 He means the one below. 115 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,420 The one below? Get the hell out of here! 116 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,667 Come on, let's go! 117 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,712 Go ahead Miss. Take your exam, don't worry about them. Go. 118 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:25,833 Get out of here! 119 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:30,417 I'll be right here! You're bound to come out! 120 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,979 Don't you dare threaten her! I'll throw you in jail! Leave! 121 00:08:33,059 --> 00:08:36,112 SIGN: CONSERVE WATER; IT IS THE SECRET OF LIFE 122 00:08:38,119 --> 00:08:40,452 HIGH SCHOOL FINAL 123 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,542 Turn your papers over! 124 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:58,500 Don't you dare cheat! Let's try to have a nice day! 125 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,667 Starting the signal. 126 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:37,708 Yes, Helela, my darling boy. Help us, please God! 127 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:41,126 How's it going, chief? Did you find Mr. Abdel Bari? 128 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,375 He's supervising an exam in Bassous. 129 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:47,875 What the hell! Goddam you and your guards! 130 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,170 Don't worry, Mr. Mayor, I took care of it! 131 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,503 Took care of it? What did you do? 132 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,500 Come out Mr. Dardiri. 133 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:56,708 Mr. Dardiri's a master Arabic teacher. 134 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:58,500 So glad to meet you Mr. Dardiri! 135 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,583 I won't partake in cheating, Mr. Mayor! 136 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:04,667 Cheating is a sin and I only fear my creator! 137 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:08,125 God bless you. Fear your creator, but fear the chief too. 138 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,106 Only my creator, Mr. Mayor. 139 00:10:10,187 --> 00:10:12,003 If you think you can threaten me, 140 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:14,250 my family will fight for me! 141 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:19,458 As you wish, Mr. Dardiri. Take Mr. Dardiri, chief. 142 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,833 Get him settled, take good care of him. 143 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,670 - Please, Mr. Dardiri, go with him. - I'm not going anywhere. 144 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,878 - I'm not doing anything! - Come with me, Mr. Dardiri. 145 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,295 - I'll explain everything. - I'm not going anywhere! 146 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,000 We'll do whatever you want. 147 00:10:33,292 --> 00:10:36,458 Mister, can you please hand me this eraser? 148 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,250 Put your jacket back on! 149 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,833 It's so hot. I can't stand my clothes. 150 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,958 Listen here, this stuff doesn't work with me! 151 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:53,363 Look at your paper! 152 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:55,167 Look at your paper! 153 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,833 Tell me the questions, son. 154 00:10:57,917 --> 00:10:59,875 Ow! I won't shut up! 155 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:04,167 Ex… Ex… Ex… Exma… 156 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,458 Exma…? 157 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:09,833 Exma… 158 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,792 Looks like a tough exam. 159 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,542 Does the word end with an M? 160 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,958 How did you know? 161 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:19,167 - Are you here in the classroom? - Goddam you and your mother! 162 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,208 You can't read the word 'Exam'? 163 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,792 How are you going to read the rest of the questions? 164 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,792 I'll whisper, like we agreed. 165 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,625 Listen, Helela. Tell the supervisor to read you the 1st question. 166 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,167 - No way. - I'm telling you, make him read 167 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:35,000 the 1st question! He knows, just tell him! 168 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,792 Mister! Mister! 169 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:39,792 Yes, son? 170 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,292 I need you to read the 1st question. 171 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,875 You're graduating high school and you can't read? 172 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:47,958 The print is bad. 173 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,375 I'll read the questions one time 174 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,875 and that's it! 175 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,500 So you all better listen. 176 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,708 Listen. 177 00:11:56,792 --> 00:11:59,542 First of all, rhetoric. 178 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:03,875 Peace be unto you. I'm here for the exam. 179 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,125 Fine. 180 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,292 - Seat number and ID. - Sure. 181 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,042 You can sit over there. Let's go. 182 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,750 Oh no, not you again. 183 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,125 Shut the hell up! 184 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:25,917 - Here you go. - Thank you. 185 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:34,417 The Most High said: "If two groups of believers fight each other, 186 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:38,125 - then make peace between them..." - Goodness me! 187 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,375 We have to write about the Koran? 188 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,583 - Why, are you a Christian sheikh? - Shut up! 189 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:47,958 What's going on? You don't like the exam? 190 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:53,208 Rhetoric in the Koran and Hadiths. 191 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:55,292 Grammar in the Prophetic Biography. 192 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,375 No hymns? No "Struggle of Thebes"? 193 00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:59,667 Nope. 194 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:07,375 - Alright, the question says… - Mister! Can I go to the bathroom? 195 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:11,167 You saw the questions and now want to go to the bathroom? 196 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,315 I don't think so, boy! 197 00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:15,395 I don't play these games! You can't fool me! 198 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,375 Look at your paper! 199 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:24,667 What does the Most High say in Surah Al Bayyinah… 200 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,833 - Sir! Sir! - What? 201 00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:29,625 Can you please come closer? Please, it's personal. 202 00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:34,958 So, what do you want? 203 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,245 I'm not pure. 204 00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:41,919 What the hell, son? Don't talk about yourself like that! 205 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,625 I don't mean in general. On my way here, a kid did it to me. 206 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,833 - Did it to you? - Yes, did it to me. 207 00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:52,667 - Did what to you? - I mean she pi… Pissed on me. 208 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,042 Well, why didn't you say so? 209 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:59,583 I'm telling you sir. I can't hold this paper, with God's words on it, 210 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,792 I'm not clean. 211 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,875 I'm asking you to go wash up and come back. 212 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,833 - Please, for God's sake. - My man! My man! 213 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:08,420 - What? - My hair's grown white supervising 214 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,750 these exams. 215 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,920 Do not think you can pull the wool over my eyes! 216 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,125 Please, sir. 217 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,292 Look at your paper! 218 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,875 I've read the questions. 219 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:20,292 If you're able to answer, good for you, it's a free country. 220 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,833 Goddam you, woman. Goddam you! 221 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:28,000 The exam's so easy, like water flow. 222 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:32,000 Just the first question, kid! At least, you'll get a D. 223 00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:38,750 Aaaa… Aaaa… 224 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:42,125 - Awash? - No, not awash. Not awash. 225 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:49,042 - Aaaa… Aaa… - Awake? 226 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,253 What are you talking about? 227 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,208 Boy! The day's almost over and you're just sitting there barking! 228 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,583 I'm about to get a heart attack! 229 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,167 I can't hear you. I can't hear. 230 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,642 Listen, son. 231 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,627 Put your hand in the bandage and turn the volume up. 232 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,417 It's a small button. 233 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:21,708 Come on, kid. Do it already! Come on, be done with it, son! 234 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:23,625 I'm about to pass out, son! 235 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,788 Aaaa… 236 00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:30,341 Abu Hurayra, may Allah be pleased with him, said… 237 00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:35,708 - Come on, tell him. Tell him. - Helela! Boy! 238 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:36,833 Tell who? 239 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,625 The voice coming out of your head. 240 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:43,083 He got caught! I'm going to lose my Mayorship! 241 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,712 - Take off this turban! - It's not a turban! 242 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,212 - Take it off! - I have a brain injury. 243 00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:48,045 - Yeah, I want to see your brain! - Please, don't! 244 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,958 The doctor said my brain can't be exposed to humidity! 245 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,292 I'll give you humidity! 246 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,375 Please, you can't! Leave my brain alone! 247 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,792 - I want to see your cracked skull! - But you can't! 248 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:59,708 Get your hands off! Let me see. What's that? 249 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,958 - An earbud, boy? - It's not mine. 250 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,875 I just got it out of your left middle ear. 251 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,542 I thought it was the right one. 252 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,750 Where's the phone? Show it to me. 253 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,292 I don't have a phone, I swear to God. 254 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,708 The earbud is connected to the watch. 255 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:19,958 I'm no fool. 256 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:26,375 Alright. Yes, hello? I'm the supervisor, who's speaking? 257 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,625 I'm the mayor. Abdel Rehim Beaela. 258 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,875 - Mayor of Salaka. - I can't hear you. 259 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:34,750 You can turn the volume up. Take this as well. 260 00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:38,083 Sir, I'm Abdel Rehim Beaela! Mayor of Salaka! 261 00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:41,045 If my son did something wrong, I'll teach him a lesson he won't forget. 262 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,125 No, don't worry. I'll take care of that. 263 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:47,333 Ok, sir. You applied for a piece of land, haven't you? 264 00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:50,625 If Helela passes the exam, it's yours. 265 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:51,833 Oh, a bribe then? 266 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,761 A bribe? Course not. 267 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,294 It's just an empty land, you can have it. 268 00:16:56,375 --> 00:17:00,167 I could've forgiven your son. 269 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,500 But because of what you just said, 270 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:06,125 I swear to God, I'll report him for cheating! 271 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,583 Listen here, Mr. Saad Abdel Ghany Hefnawy! 272 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:15,708 You were saved from Covid by putting a tube in your throat. 273 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:20,083 But I swear on my wife's head, if Helela fails, 274 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,792 you'll be sorry you were born! 275 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,750 And I'll kill you cows, poison your crop! 276 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,333 I'm going to call the cops on you! 277 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:36,333 Do it. And you'll find your stupid son drowned in the river! 278 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,625 Are you threatening my son? 279 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,125 If you harm my son, I'll harm yours! 280 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,583 Not my son, Mayor! Not my son! 281 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,833 You're abusing your power to hurt poor people! 282 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,125 God Almighty is the most powerful! 283 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:57,583 God is more powerful than you! He'll punish you and your son! 284 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:02,500 Sufficient for us is Allah! And He is the best Disposer of affairs! 285 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,542 Oh my God! 286 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:20,167 - Mister… Mister… - Oh my God. Mister! Mister! 287 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,292 Try to pick him up! 288 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,917 Stay back. He needs some air! 289 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,417 Lord have mercy! 290 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,250 What did you do to this poor man? 291 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,667 We need a doctor! A doctor! 292 00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:39,000 Get away from him! He's turning blue! What are you doing? 293 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,667 I'm sucking the air out of him. 294 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,333 You just sucked the life out of him! 295 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,750 Did you take his throat whistle? 296 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,375 The man is dead. 297 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,458 - Oh my God. - He's dead? 298 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,417 He died because of me. I killed him! 299 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,750 I told you I wasn't clean, you didn't believe me! 300 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:27,000 - Goddam you, woman! - Me? Why me? 301 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:31,000 - It's your fault! Get away from me! - Just take it easy, man! 302 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,875 - I'm going to tell them he's dead. - Wait a second, come back! 303 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,792 Get your hands off me. Don't touch me! 304 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,583 Wait a second. Hold it. 305 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:42,583 We can use this to our advantage. Let's think about it. 306 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,375 Our advantage? Think about what? 307 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:51,750 I think we should write all the answers before reporting this. 308 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,713 What? Who does this? 309 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:56,336 You've no conscience! You didn't even study? 310 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:59,458 The guy's dead. Nothing can hurt him anymore. 311 00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:02,458 What are you taking about? How about some respect for the dead? 312 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:05,167 Move! Don't touch me! I don't allow women to touch me! 313 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:10,000 Ok, I'll touch you. Calm down, for God's… mercy. 314 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,458 Listen, it's so messed up, we need to vote. 315 00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:16,125 What are you even saying? Let go of me! 316 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,131 Let's take everyone's opinion. 317 00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:20,957 Who wants to answer first and then report later? 318 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,625 Ok, who wants to report first and then answer later? 319 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,917 It's over, man. It's done! 320 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,625 Get off me, man! 321 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:34,417 Listen to me, listen to me everybody! 322 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,250 You're like my children. I'm the oldest one here, 323 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,452 I've seen it all. 324 00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:44,836 Do the right thing, even when it's hard. 325 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,125 Or you'll regret it for the rest of your life! 326 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,583 God bless you! 327 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,875 - We answer first and report later. - Goddam you! 328 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:57,250 I get 760 pounds more if I graduate high school. 329 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,628 - Are you willing to pay me? - Let me report his death, guys! 330 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,375 We're going to burn in hell! Can't you see that? 331 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:06,000 Listen, you! One more step and I'll hug you! 332 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,833 Get back here or I'll break your face. 333 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:39,083 By Ashraf from Dandana, 334 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,917 anyone comes near this door, 335 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,500 they'll be as dead as this good old man. 336 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:50,000 But before killing them, I'll stick their guts to the blackboard. 337 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:54,125 I don't understand what you're saying. 338 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:59,375 But I guess it does sound scary. 339 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:05,125 Let's do the right thing, for God's sake. 340 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:08,458 I do everything wrong, for God's sake. 341 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,500 That's what you call a challenge. 342 00:22:13,552 --> 00:22:17,545 TEAMWORK IS THE BEGINNING OF EVERY ACHIEVEMENT 343 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,750 He wanted us to answer the questions. 344 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,500 He's gonna have to answer now. 345 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,375 Rest in peace, Mr. Saad. 346 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,917 May God have mercy on him. 347 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,917 You deserve a better end than this. 348 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:35,042 You lived an honorable life and you died a martyr of cheating, 349 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,500 treachery and treason… 350 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:41,375 Shut the hell up, man. I'll show you what real martyrdom looks like. 351 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:44,583 Come on everyone, get back to your desks. 352 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:50,083 Let's go, sweetie. Yeah, move faster. 353 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:54,292 Move, I haven't seen a woman for seven months now. 354 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,083 - Where do you think you're going? - What? I'm going to sit in my place. 355 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:02,333 You'll sit next to me, the class prefect. 356 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,958 Move it, boy! Move! 357 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,708 What's happening, Mahrous? 358 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,503 The other supervisor looks busy with his class. 359 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:13,042 - How about the Principal? - I haven't seen him yet. 360 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,792 Alright, keep on the lookout. 361 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:17,625 Don't worry about him. He's looking. 362 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:22,750 Let's keep our voices down. Who's got the answer to the 1st question? 363 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:23,875 Let's go. 364 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:41,792 Nope. This is no driving test. 365 00:23:42,625 --> 00:23:47,417 And even if it were, give us a signal. Anyone? 366 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:53,583 What the hell? Ok, forget the 1st answer. 367 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:56,875 Give us any answer. Any answer! 368 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:02,167 The prince of Poets is Ahmed Shawqi. 369 00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:09,333 The prince of Poets is… Ahmed Shawqi. 370 00:24:10,042 --> 00:24:13,667 What the heck? There's no question about this in here. 371 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:17,020 Well, you said to give any answer. 372 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,417 Not any answer in the world! 373 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,042 Any answer in the exam, not in the world! 374 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,208 Guys, this silence is getting spooky. 375 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:27,708 I mean, anyone? Say something. 376 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:30,250 I don't have the answer to any of these questions. 377 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,083 But I can help. 378 00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:51,708 Wow, there's a whole world under this dress. Come with me. 379 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,167 What, why? Stop dragging me. 380 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,250 - Come here. Come. - Where? 381 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,208 What's all this? 382 00:24:57,292 --> 00:25:01,542 Are you taking an exam or trying to evade customs? 383 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,750 Goodness me! 384 00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,583 - Here look in these, girl. - Wow. 385 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:08,125 And you Harry Potter, look in those. 386 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,375 That's French. 387 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,083 Physics. 388 00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,000 Geography. 389 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:27,250 Story of my life by Hassan Lasmar. 390 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,625 I swear to God, I'll curse you on Judgment Day, every last one of you! 391 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:37,125 Everyone by name. I'll get your names off your papers. 392 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,875 And I'll tell everything. And I'll expand on it. 393 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,333 Yeah and what good is it going to do you? 394 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,333 - Come here, man. Help us look. - You want me to help you cheat! 395 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:51,875 Sit down or I'll pick every hair on your beard! Sit down and look! 396 00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:56,875 Are you sure you have the Arabic book? 397 00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:03,875 My son might've stuck it to my blue dress, for the mechanics exam. 398 00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:08,042 Couldn't you just stick to one dress, for all the exams? 399 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:14,125 Okay, wait. I might have something else. 400 00:26:21,542 --> 00:26:23,375 I actually think memorizing is easier. 401 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,208 Wow. Look in those. 402 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,875 How can such a cute face hide so much evil? 403 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,167 Stop it. Here, look in those. 404 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:47,542 For heaven's sake! Put that out, girl! 405 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,083 Come on, man. I need some stress relief. 406 00:26:50,167 --> 00:26:56,375 Stress relief? Put it out, goddam it! It's going to stink to high heaven, 407 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,500 they'll come and find the dead body! Put it out, now! 408 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:02,667 - Ok, I'll go smoke out the window. - Stop it, girl. They'll smell us! 409 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,875 - Throw it away! - Fine, I'll throw it. 410 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,875 Belly dancers! 411 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,833 - What are you doing? - Get off me! Don't touch me. 412 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:20,253 - What are you holding there? - Don't touch me. 413 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,587 Ibn Hanbal says not to. Get away from me! 414 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,750 Haggag, come here! This guy's holding something. 415 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,170 - I'm not holding anything. - Come here, you! 416 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:28,000 - I have nothing. - Come here! 417 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,917 Cheating is a sin. You'll burn in hell! 418 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,503 I've cheated before and I didn't get burned. 419 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,753 Well, it's not instantaneous. 420 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,667 Yes, it is. My aunt got burned before. 421 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:36,917 - See? - Was she cheating? 422 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,542 No, she was cooking. 423 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:41,833 - She was cooking? You moron! - Cooking, really? 424 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:45,042 And you, stop it! Stop it now! I'll kill your mother! 425 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:47,083 Ok, ok I'll tell you everything! 426 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:48,917 Oh my God! He swallowed the cheat sheet! 427 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,708 I thought cheating burns? Is your tongue burning now? 428 00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:54,962 - I'm not scared of you, Haggag! - Oh my god! Oh my god! 429 00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:57,833 Don't think I'll change my mind cos you're beating me up! 430 00:27:57,917 --> 00:27:58,958 Say your last prayer! 431 00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:02,292 No, you can't kill him. We've already got a dead body. 432 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:03,583 What's all this about? 433 00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:06,417 - He swallowed the cheat sheet! - What for? 434 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,625 What for? You total freaking moron! 435 00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:14,917 - The supervisor is dead! - Oh my God! 436 00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:21,160 IT'S TIME FOR THE WEAPONS TO FALL SILENT AND FOR THE PEOPLE TO SPEAK 437 00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:24,833 I won't talk to you until Judgment Day. 438 00:28:24,917 --> 00:28:31,208 I'll go to your funerals and hide all the water. 439 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:36,583 No one will be able to drink and they'll curse you. 440 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,792 It's time to shut up, son. You talk too much. 441 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:41,917 I don't know why you insist on us going to hell. 442 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,875 You'll get a bonus or what? 443 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,542 Stop blabbering. 444 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:53,333 What? Why are you insulting my mom? Do you even know her? 445 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:56,750 Fine, I'll deal with you after the exam. 446 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,625 After the exam. Let's go! 447 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,708 Get back to your desks. 448 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:05,042 Come on, lady, let's go. Hurry up! 449 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:10,458 Let's go! Look, you bunch of retards! 450 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:15,958 You might not have the answers, but maybe a hint? 451 00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:19,750 Ok, maybe not a hint. If you even think you recognize a word, say it! 452 00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:25,958 Guys, the silence is killing me. 453 00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:29,958 Someone break the silence with anything! 454 00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:36,000 What's that? What's that sound? 455 00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:39,417 Who's got a mobile phone? 456 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,375 Who's got a mobile phone? 457 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:54,833 Helela, don't tell me you have a phone, you blockhead? 458 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:57,625 I have one. 459 00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:02,875 You absolute dimwit! Man! Where is it? 460 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,917 Back home, it's charging. 461 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,292 I couldn't bring it… 462 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:12,083 Not one more word out of you, till the exam is over! 463 00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,958 Or I'll break this empty shell of yours! 464 00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:17,458 Let him go. Let's find this phone. 465 00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,625 When the exam is over, my dad will throw in jail. 466 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,958 Does he think I'm wearing a Judo suit? 467 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:30,417 You girl, is it your mobile phone? 468 00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:41,167 Ouch, my ear! Why did I put it there? 469 00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:52,667 God is great! We have a phone! 470 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,833 Yes, well I don't care. 471 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,583 Selim has to pass the Arabic exam to get into college here. 472 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:03,583 Oh really? So it's my fault he can't write 'In the Name of God' 473 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:06,083 Sorry but it's your fault too. Bye! 474 00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,167 - Who is this? - Guess who? 475 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,500 - Helela! - How did you recognize my voice? 476 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,333 Your voice? Come on, give him the questions! 477 00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:24,333 Ok, you need to know that the supervisor is dead. 478 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,500 The homeschoolers supervisor is dead? 479 00:31:26,583 --> 00:31:30,708 Ok, listen Helela, tell me the 1st question, quick! 480 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:35,583 Our plan was working fine. But when the supervisor caught me 481 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:39,625 and you threatened him, he got mad. 482 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:42,750 He started breaking the watch. 483 00:31:42,833 --> 00:31:44,583 Come on, son. Be done with it already. 484 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:47,833 Get to the point! Tell him what you need. 485 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:49,712 I need a new watch, to replace the broken one. 486 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:53,750 Tell him what you need for the exam! Not what you need in life! The exam! 487 00:31:53,833 --> 00:31:55,087 Don't be a moron, Helela. Get it together. 488 00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:58,250 - Come on now, Helela! - You're stressing me out. I'm done. 489 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:03,542 Yes, Mr. Mayor. Here are the questions, write them down. 490 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:07,750 The first question says… Let go of the paper! 491 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:10,208 Yes Mr. Mayor. The first question says: 492 00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:12,333 Extract from the holy Ayah the following… 493 00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:15,167 Just a second, I'll dictate the Ayah to you. 494 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,458 Mr. Mayor? Hello? Mr. Mayor? 495 00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,000 Well, if you knew the Ayah by heart… 496 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:25,208 I'm supposed to know the Ayah! 497 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:28,125 I'm going to break this phone on your head! 498 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:33,000 - Are your dad and mom relatives? - Yes, they're married. 499 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,167 So they are relatives! 500 00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,083 They are relatives! That explains everything! They're related. 501 00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:40,792 Of course they are! Course they are! 502 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,458 Does anyone have a charger for this? 503 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,897 Your silence says it all. But you could just say no. 504 00:32:54,997 --> 00:32:56,997 Say no, it's ok. 505 00:32:57,667 --> 00:33:01,208 Look, there's all kinds of people here. 506 00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:03,000 I'm sure someone has studied something! 507 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,583 If not, what are you doing here? 508 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:08,292 - We're taking the exam. - Were you born premature, kid? 509 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:11,083 Stop talking, everyone's shutting it! Why are you talking? 510 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:13,583 - Well, you asked. - Shut up! 511 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:18,792 Look, I'm positive one of you knows the answers. 512 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:21,958 Get me everyone's papers! Get moving, girl! 513 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,792 Get all the papers here, next to the blackboard! 514 00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:27,000 Come on, let's go! 515 00:33:48,375 --> 00:33:49,833 Who's Zainab? 516 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:55,000 Calm down. You'll remember everything, I swear. 517 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:57,917 No, I can't remember. Not one word. 518 00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:01,000 It's like my brain's been wiped out. 519 00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:02,125 Don't worry about it. 520 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:06,292 Say the prayer of remembrance. You'll remember everything. 521 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:09,833 - Say after me… Oh God… - Oh God… 522 00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:13,458 What was it again? 523 00:34:13,542 --> 00:34:14,583 Oh yeah. 524 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:17,833 Oh God, I have fasted for You and I break my fast with Your provision. 525 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,708 - Say it 3 ti… - Bro! 526 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:22,250 Not just any prayer! That's the breaking the fast prayer. 527 00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:23,625 The other one is to remember. 528 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:25,087 Well, when I break my fast, I start to remember. 529 00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:28,083 It's ok, honey. What seems to be the problem? 530 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:31,375 My brother's waiting for me downstairs. 531 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,458 He wants to kill me! 532 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:39,125 Is he one of the two guys the cop detained down there? 533 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,792 Well, after you left he arrested them, cos they cussed him out. 534 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:47,958 He took them to jail. 535 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:54,083 - Really? - I swear by Ashraf Rua of Dandana. 536 00:34:57,866 --> 00:35:02,408 Come on, try and concentrate. You'll be able to answer everything. 537 00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:10,625 We'll become engineers and doctors, thanks to you. 538 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,333 - Think you look like a doctor? - No, like an engineer. 539 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,375 The type of... 540 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:22,083 Surah Al Bakk… 541 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:30,583 He's a rotten liar. I'm the last one who got here. 542 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:33,208 I saw you brother with this freaky guy. 543 00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:35,625 They looked angry as hell. They were waiting for you. 544 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:37,417 They said: "We need her down here". 545 00:35:44,917 --> 00:35:46,875 I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. 546 00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:52,208 What the heck? What are you doing? 547 00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:54,583 That'll teach you to take the tape off. 548 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,125 Haggag! Oh God, please kill me! 549 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,042 Kill me! I'll say sorry to the tape! 550 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:01,333 Don't worry, son. My socks are clean. 551 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:04,125 Clean! They stink, even before you took your shoes off! 552 00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,253 - Stop it, man. - Kill me, please! Don't do this! 553 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,250 I only wore them yesterday. 554 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:13,000 Come on, come on. That's it. Shut up, you prick. 555 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,667 Listen, big guy. If I hear you as much as breathe, 556 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,792 I'll write my name on your face. And then I'll… 557 00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:33,625 What the hell is this stench, lady? 558 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:36,750 Your feet smell like the sewers. Goddam! 559 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,500 So you're all dolled up for the exam, 560 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:40,420 but you're wearing old socks? Like ancient earrings? 561 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,750 Why does it smell so fishy? 562 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,337 Maybe she's got a fish in her toes? 563 00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:46,375 A fish? There's a whole school of fish in her sock! 564 00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:50,417 Wash your feet, lady. They say heaven is under the feet of mothers. 565 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,167 I swear to God, if that's heaven, I want to go to hell! 566 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:54,875 Ok, let's commit sins. 567 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,167 The Principal is coming! He's coming! 568 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,333 What are we going to do about the body? 569 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:20,167 What are we going to do about 'too late'? 570 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:28,125 - Ragaa El Sergany, PhD in dentistry. - Mayor Abdel Rehim Beaela. 571 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:29,667 Mayor of Salaka. 572 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,000 Glad to meet you. Sayed El Awady. 573 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,875 Ms. Faten's agent. 574 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,542 - The belly dancer? - Yes. 575 00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:36,667 Dirty. 576 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,167 Ok, get the earbuds from someone else! 577 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:40,833 No, no. Chill out, Sayed! 578 00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:42,667 - You have earbuds? - Yes. 579 00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,045 Well, take it easy then, Sayed! 580 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:45,378 Nope, you're not just insulting me, 581 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:47,333 you're insulting the entire art scene! 582 00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:49,958 I'm sorry, man and the entire art scene. 583 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:51,462 - Come on, have a seat. - God help us all! 584 00:37:51,542 --> 00:37:55,250 Sit down. Don't be so touchy, Sayed, sit down! 585 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,625 Don't be so uptight! Have a drink. 586 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,917 All the kids are taking the homeschoolers exam. 587 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,125 We should be putting our heads together, helping them. 588 00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:05,542 So they can pass the exam. Come on! 589 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,917 Is everything alright, Mr. Saad? 590 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,000 Mr. Princip… 591 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:28,083 Go ahead, tell him. This time you'll get Helela's undies. 592 00:38:29,417 --> 00:38:31,708 What's going on? 593 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:39,292 I just wanted to ask if I could leave before the end. 594 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:44,208 Of course he can. But he needs to be paroled, right? 595 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:49,458 What's this? Do you think you're funny? 596 00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:51,125 Mr. Saad, a little discipline! 597 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:04,250 You can't leave until the exam is over. 598 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:09,875 But I think Mr. Saad is… tired! 599 00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:12,792 Maybe you should check on him. 600 00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:15,083 Mr. Saad, do you need to be replaced? 601 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,375 You're ok? 602 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:24,292 So why aren't you talking? 603 00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:27,333 Well, check on him, don't just stay out there… Ah! 604 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,042 Oh, your throat? You'll be fine. 605 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:41,667 You little prick! You almost killed me! 606 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,458 - Mr. Shaaban! Mr. Shaaban! - Again? 607 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:50,042 Helela! Give me your sweet undies! 608 00:39:54,708 --> 00:40:01,000 It's too hot for the baby. Go sit under the fan, quick! 609 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,625 Get the evidence out, chief! 610 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,000 - Let me kiss your hand! - God help us all! 611 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,128 What's wrong with this guy? 612 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,792 Nothing. A small accident, 613 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,128 - got hit by a train. - Oh my god! 614 00:40:32,208 --> 00:40:33,545 But he's fine. Don't worry about it. 615 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:35,295 No, no! He needs to go to the hospital, now! 616 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,375 The hospital, doctor? 617 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:40,583 He's an Arabic teacher, if he leaves the kids will flunk. 618 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:43,333 - He's going to help them? - Course he will. 619 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:48,042 - So tell me, Mr. Dardiri. - Yes, yes, what? 620 00:40:48,125 --> 00:40:49,958 How's your family doing? 621 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:51,833 I don't have a family. 622 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,833 Ok, and how about cheating? 623 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,083 It's absolutely fine. No doubt about it. 624 00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:02,000 May God have mercy on you. God bless you! 625 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:04,292 Bless me even more? 626 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:09,208 What do you think of Helela's undies? 627 00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:13,750 You should be thankful I didn't tie the crotch around your mouth. 628 00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,958 Where it's full of germs. 629 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:19,250 Don't cry now. 630 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,542 I don't want a single tear on his undies, I'm glad they're finally dry. 631 00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:25,750 Can you say Helela's undies are dry, or not so dry? 632 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:36,458 Faten, Haggag, come here, look! 633 00:41:36,542 --> 00:41:40,458 There this guy who got 92%, he looks like this nerd over there. 634 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:43,083 Get up, boy. Get the hell up. 635 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,212 Try opening your mouth, this time I'll make you swallow… 636 00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:47,273 What can I swallow that's even filthier than what I already swallowed? 637 00:41:47,353 --> 00:41:48,542 You stink! 638 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:49,962 That's just because I'm stressed out. 639 00:41:50,042 --> 00:41:53,500 That's just one idea. I can do way more bad things to you. 640 00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:55,333 "Abdel Hamid Mohamed Abdel Kader, 92%." 641 00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:57,750 So you get 92% and you won't let us cheat? 642 00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,087 Maybe it's a guy that looks just like me. 643 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:00,875 And the name looks just like yours too? 644 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:06,250 I've been arrested 8 times but I got convicted only once. Know why? 645 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,670 - Why? Because you pray. - No, it's not because I pray, you… 646 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:09,792 You had a good lawyer. 647 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:10,962 No, I didn't have a good lawyer, I… 648 00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:13,000 - Because you'd brought… - Let me say it! 649 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,625 - Let me say why I got arrested. - Say it. 650 00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:19,250 Because I'm a good liar. And a good liar recognizes another liar. 651 00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,458 Is this you or not? 652 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,292 It's me. 653 00:42:31,042 --> 00:42:35,292 Glad to meet you, you legend! You Apache! 654 00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:37,500 Get Helela's undies away from me. 655 00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,875 I want to forget them. 656 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:44,583 Sure thing. Helela, take those but don't put them back on. 657 00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:46,583 - We'll stuff them in his mouth. - Yuck! 658 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:51,167 I hope you're not mad at me, Mr. Abdel Hamid. 659 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:56,086 I was a bit rough with you. I only did it for your best interest. 660 00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:59,625 You're such a nerd. You got 92% and you're taking the exam again? 661 00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:02,375 It's a free country, lady. I want to be an engineer. 662 00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:04,333 What's it to you, you batshit old woman? 663 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:06,295 He's an engineer. That's how his brains work. 664 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:10,583 Alright, sir. Let's start. Get your paper ready, everyone. 665 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:13,208 Let's go. First question. 666 00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:27,125 - No! No! - What? 667 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:30,375 I won't accept this kind of silence while you're here! Let's go! 668 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,625 Let's go? 669 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,375 This paper right here. Fill it up. 670 00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:38,042 Come on write, son, so we can cheat. God bless you. 671 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,917 If you help us all pass, God will bless you even more. 672 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,250 Where did you learn religion? In Circle K? 673 00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:47,625 I can't let you cheat. I can't even do my own exam. 674 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,542 I need to… I need to be purified. 675 00:43:51,625 --> 00:43:53,833 Have you not been circumcised yet? 676 00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:57,500 Write up man, I'll circumcise you later, no surgery, no pain. 677 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,667 What are you guys talking about? 678 00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:03,500 I want to do my ablutions, not get circumcised. 679 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:04,833 The lady's baby peed on me. 680 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,833 I'm so sorry, bro. She's just a kid, she doesn't know better. 681 00:44:08,917 --> 00:44:11,750 Just answer the questions, and I'll get her to say sorry. 682 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:15,292 Listen, Abdel Hamid. We've been more than patient. 683 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,583 You're still talking to Haggag, the student. 684 00:44:17,667 --> 00:44:19,708 You don't want to meet Haggag, the convict! 685 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,333 If you don't start writing now, 686 00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:23,042 I swear by Ashraf Rua of Dandana… 687 00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:25,875 Dandana? What does it even mean? 688 00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:30,583 I told you, I'm not going near God's words without doing my ablutions! 689 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,253 We'd all burn in hell, right here and now! 690 00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:35,208 By the way, cheating is alright, if it's an emergency. 691 00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:36,525 You're lying. 692 00:44:36,825 --> 00:44:38,956 I studied Ibn Hanbal's books. He never said that. 693 00:44:39,042 --> 00:44:42,000 Well, it's not Ibn Hanbal who said it. 694 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,417 - Ibn who, then? - My cousin. 695 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:48,875 Move! Your cousin! You complete knucklehead! 696 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:51,917 - I'll tell my dad! - You total fool! You absolute dork! 697 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,083 You're bulling me cos I have good manners! 698 00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:00,958 The cops! Everybody, get down! Down! 699 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:06,458 This stone came through the window. 700 00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,417 One of us has to go and check it out. 701 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,917 I'm your man. Let me do it. 702 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Stay right here, you freaking idiot. 703 00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:15,750 - Let me do it! - Shut up. 704 00:45:15,833 --> 00:45:17,208 I'll do it. 705 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,917 This chick is the biggest let down of my life. 706 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,792 I'll never leave my metro seat for the likes of you again. 707 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,250 What's going on? Are they on to us? 708 00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:47,542 I can't see anything. 709 00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:50,083 So why the terror on your face? 710 00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:51,292 Put your glasses on! 711 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,417 So, what do you see? 712 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:10,542 I see palm trees and blue skies. 713 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:11,833 And green plants. 714 00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:13,128 Is she having a vision or what? 715 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:16,250 She might be dying. We'll make some room next to the supervisor. 716 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:19,250 There isn't one single normal person here? Bunch of loonies. 717 00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:22,208 It's time for Helela the brave to take matters in his own hands! 718 00:46:22,292 --> 00:46:24,083 - Nope. That's not happening. - What? 719 00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,212 - Don't do it, Helela! - What? 720 00:46:25,292 --> 00:46:26,542 - Don't! - What? 721 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:30,458 Helela, wait up! Don't do it! I'm begging you, Helela! 722 00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:38,208 - My dad! The mayor! - Shut up! 723 00:46:38,292 --> 00:46:40,500 - My dad, the mayor! - Concentrate you stupid bull! 724 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,750 - You son of a cow! - That stupid man… 725 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:46,458 Didn't your dad get married on his way back from Irak? 726 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:47,917 I put my dad's face in the mud! 727 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,208 So why are you so happy? It's not Nutella, you know! 728 00:46:51,292 --> 00:46:55,958 He's my dad, not yours! Dad, the mayor! Dad, the mayor! 729 00:46:57,667 --> 00:46:59,667 Where do you think you're going? Sit down. 730 00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:03,958 It actually is his dad. 731 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:11,208 - Throw us the questions. - Alright! 732 00:47:11,292 --> 00:47:14,500 Keep it down. Keep it down. How do we throw it to them? 733 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:16,625 - Damn it! - No, not like that! 734 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:18,087 Wait, easy now. I'll deal with it. 735 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:19,462 Settle down, Helela. Stop it, Helela. 736 00:47:19,542 --> 00:47:21,420 You're going to throw all the exam papers out! 737 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:24,167 - Make my father leave. - Listen, Helela, buddy. 738 00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:26,087 He should leave and come back later. 739 00:47:26,167 --> 00:47:28,792 But why? Stop messing around. 740 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,667 - I like messing around. - Try this. 741 00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:36,000 Get all the desks out of the way. 742 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:39,792 - Are you cleaning the classroom? - Shut up! Shut up! 743 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,458 Did anyone find my exam paper? 744 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,712 The one with the drawing on it? 745 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,750 Yes, I drew on you… On it. 746 00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:43,458 It's the one that was thrown out. 747 00:48:46,649 --> 00:48:47,774 Shit! 748 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:54,542 Keep going! 749 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:57,292 Stop that. Turn that thing off! What are you doing? 750 00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:59,958 Making repairs. The sewers got into the drinking water! 751 00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:03,625 No. You can do that later. They're in the middle of exams here. 752 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:07,208 The classrooms are on the other side, sir. They won't hear a thing. 753 00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,292 If they complain, we'll stop right away. 754 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,833 Fine, but you better wrap up soon, you hear me? 755 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:18,625 Yes, Mr. Mayor. Take your time. 756 00:49:18,708 --> 00:49:21,542 Even if a bomb explodes, no one will hear it. 757 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:22,750 Ok, good job. 758 00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:26,337 God, we pray to you, help us please! 759 00:49:26,417 --> 00:49:28,042 Here you go, Mr. Mayor. 760 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,625 Answer for question 1! 761 00:49:34,343 --> 00:49:37,676 Helela, don't write the echo down. I know you! 762 00:49:37,786 --> 00:49:39,372 I don't even know how to write it once. 763 00:49:39,452 --> 00:49:41,952 - Why is there an echo? - It's reverb sound, Mr. Mayor. 764 00:49:42,042 --> 00:49:44,876 Listen, boy. I don't like your belly dancing ways! 765 00:49:44,957 --> 00:49:46,333 - Alright. - Get that sound fixed, now! 766 00:49:46,413 --> 00:49:47,663 Okay. I'll fix the mixer. 767 00:49:47,744 --> 00:49:50,744 Doc, do you know how to fix this mixer? 768 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:51,920 I'm sorry but what's your job? 769 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,045 I'm just an agent. I pick up the cash. 770 00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,333 - It's written in English. - Alright, move. 771 00:49:56,917 --> 00:49:59,792 Aren't you scared of the day you'll meet your creator? 772 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,917 Killing, cheating and thuggery during an exam? 773 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,875 Why not worship the sun while you're at it? Bunch of heretics! 774 00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:08,625 If you take a blasphemy test, you'll get first place! 775 00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:10,045 Why don't you shut your pie hole! 776 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:13,917 Shut the hell up. You keep blabbering in my ear like a freaking girl! 777 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,378 What the hell is a blasphemy test? 778 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,587 And who would get first place, out of these nut cases? 779 00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:21,583 We'd end up 3rd or 4th place, even if we took the test alone! 780 00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:25,500 Alright, ok. I think, we're good. 781 00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:26,801 We're good to go, Mr. Mayor. 782 00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:31,875 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence… 783 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:34,208 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence. 784 00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:36,708 - Say something, Dardiri! Come on! - I'm not scared. 785 00:50:36,792 --> 00:50:38,667 You're not scared? Get the chief. 786 00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:41,253 - No, no I can't see, it's too far. - Well, look closer, then. 787 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:44,167 - Look close, and say something. - I will. I will! 788 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,500 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence is a metonymy. 789 00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:52,000 The rhetorical aesthetic feature in the sentence is a meta-woman. 790 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:55,042 Lord have mercy! 791 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:58,000 Did they actually add that word to the dictionary? 792 00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:01,500 I'm not answering you. Out of spite. 793 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:03,167 Are you talking to me, boy? 794 00:51:03,250 --> 00:51:04,583 - No, not you. - To me? 795 00:51:04,667 --> 00:51:09,083 Abla got married quickly to spite her ex-husband. 796 00:51:10,583 --> 00:51:16,167 - Oh, she did it out of spite. - Out of spite. 797 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:18,458 The plural of the word 'Ahad'… 798 00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:19,917 Write it down, Helela, my boy! 799 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,875 The plural of the word 'Ahad'… 800 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,458 - Turn the volume up. - Yes, right away, Mr. Mayor. 801 00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:28,833 - The plural of the word 'Ahad' is… - Kamel! 802 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:32,167 Write it down. The plural of "Ahad" is Kamel. 803 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,500 I won't be part of this profanity. 804 00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:37,542 But just out of curiosity, how can the plural of "Ahad" be Kamel? 805 00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:40,042 Well, the masculine plural is "Salem" 806 00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,250 so the plural of "Ahad" is Kamel. 807 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,542 You're right. Write what he says down. 808 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:47,583 The plural of the word "Ahad"… 809 00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:54,000 I've been hit by the speaker! 810 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:59,583 The speaker! My poor Helela! You're jinxed! 811 00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:01,292 - Do you have another speaker? - No. 812 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:04,375 The speakers have gone to heaven. 813 00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:08,045 "Success is overcoming failure without losing your enthusiasm" 814 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:13,958 Listen bro, let's talk man to man. And without using any weapons. 815 00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:20,833 You don't need to touch the paper with the Koran on it. Not at all! 816 00:52:20,917 --> 00:52:22,208 We can read the questions 817 00:52:22,292 --> 00:52:24,542 and you dictate the answers. What do you say? 818 00:52:24,625 --> 00:52:26,333 Do you really think you can fool God? 819 00:52:26,417 --> 00:52:27,753 I will not take part in anything sinful. 820 00:52:27,833 --> 00:52:29,458 And being so hard on us isn't a sin? 821 00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:32,292 I thought you wanted to do your ablutions and take the exam? 822 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:34,801 Even if I take a shower, I won't help you cheat. 823 00:52:34,882 --> 00:52:39,415 - And please, do not talk to me. - Son, think about your future. 824 00:52:39,667 --> 00:52:42,583 Do your ablutions and start the exam, don't worry about us. 825 00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,295 You'll gang up on me and you're still going to cheat. 826 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:47,920 - Ok, look why don't… - Shut up, girl. 827 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,542 He doesn't want to talk to you. 828 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:50,962 I don't want to talk to you either, 829 00:52:51,042 --> 00:52:53,417 she's being honest, at least. You're just weird. 830 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:57,083 God forgive you. Listen, 831 00:52:57,167 --> 00:52:59,667 do your best with your own exam. 832 00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:02,708 If anyone cheats, it's on them not you. 833 00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:05,125 I care about you, this guy's a meanie. 834 00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:17,958 Helela, you're the man of the classroom in my absence. Dominate! 835 00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:21,583 If anyone talks, you know what do to, right? 836 00:53:21,667 --> 00:53:23,667 I'll write their names on the blackboard. 837 00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:30,375 My darling boy, if I wanted you to write their names, 838 00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:31,958 I would've given you a chalk. 839 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:37,125 But I gave you a weapon, with spikes, sturdy and loved by all! 840 00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:39,792 Why did I give it to you? Think a little. 841 00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:42,087 I gave you this weapon for a reason. Why did I give it to you? 842 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,458 Well, it did surprise me. 843 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:48,042 Man, do you have "moron" written on your driver's license? 844 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,042 If anyone talks, hit them in the belly, 845 00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:51,792 let the stick come out their backs! 846 00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:53,292 - Do you hear that? - We do. 847 00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:54,670 She spoke, I'm going to hit her with the stick! 848 00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:58,292 Hit her? Hit her, Helela? 849 00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:00,708 You just asked her a question, sweetie. 850 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:05,583 Dominate. I'll go give him a shower and come back. 851 00:54:05,667 --> 00:54:07,000 There's… 852 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:08,917 What? 853 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:15,083 Someone here should take a shower too. The classroom stinks. 854 00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:18,000 - Are you talking about me, boy? - I'm talking in general. 855 00:54:19,042 --> 00:54:22,375 Well, generally speaking, I won't do anything about that, I'm tired. 856 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:24,750 Haggag! Let me come with you. 857 00:54:25,875 --> 00:54:28,542 - I need to smoke. - Stay here, with your colleagues. 858 00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:32,958 - Helela, dominate. Let's go, bro. - I have an opinion, just an opinion. 859 00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:36,833 We both know that if you leave the class to Helela, 860 00:54:36,917 --> 00:54:40,125 you'll come back to find a mound of bodies full of holes. 861 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:46,417 He won't go to jail, he's certifiable. 862 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,000 No, no, I know what I'm doing. 863 00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:51,875 Believe me, you're the only one who can dominate here. 864 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:54,167 I'll go do my ablutions and be right back. 865 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,378 Oh really? So you can report us. 866 00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:58,000 I won't report anything. What makes you say that? 867 00:54:58,625 --> 00:55:00,250 Let me speak your language. 868 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:02,458 Abdel Hamid, 869 00:55:03,792 --> 00:55:06,167 cheating is a sin but lying is even worse. 870 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:10,250 By God, man, were you going to report us or not? 871 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:14,625 Be honest and you'll be safe. I won't do anything to you. 872 00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:17,462 To be honest, I was going to report but… 873 00:55:17,542 --> 00:55:18,878 - See? - You said honesty will save me. 874 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:20,212 Well, it saved me and exposed you. Let's go! 875 00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:23,750 Haggag, you're a convict! Everyone saw you with handcuffs. 876 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:26,042 If they catch us washing up, we'll get washed out! 877 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,000 - If what? - If they catch us washing up, 878 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:29,333 we'll get washed out! 879 00:55:30,167 --> 00:55:33,458 - Should I go now? - Ok, hold on. 880 00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:37,250 - Am I right? - You too, hold on. 881 00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:49,458 Let me go alone, Haggag. You'll get us caught with your stupid disguise. 882 00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:52,042 Stupid disguise? Keep going, boy, don't drag your feet! 883 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,712 Be cool, Haggag, I didn't insult you! 884 00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:58,542 And I insulted you? Dragging your feet is an insult now? 885 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:01,003 Think you're fighting with Naguib Mahfouz? Keep going, man! 886 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,628 I'll cuss your mother out if want to. Just keep going! 887 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:06,583 - Anyone but my mother, Haggag! - Whatever, your mother, your father. 888 00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:09,583 Stop right here. I'll check the stairs, 889 00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:13,333 if it's all clear, you better come fast, no messing around! You hear me? 890 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:28,125 Come on, let's go! Hurry up! 891 00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:36,333 Haggag said not to write names. 892 00:56:36,417 --> 00:56:40,875 But I swear to God, any one of you speaks, I'll write their name. 893 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:42,417 That's how I am, I'm violent. 894 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:47,542 Haggag said no smoking! 895 00:56:47,625 --> 00:56:48,795 Well. He doesn't have to know, does he? 896 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:50,167 I'm going to tell him. 897 00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:52,124 I'm the mayor's son. 898 00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:55,252 The mayor is coming, no one messes with the mayor. 899 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,542 Put this thing out. 900 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,375 - Just a few puffs. - Put it out! 901 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,333 Fine. 902 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,042 - Mr. Mayor… - I'll hit you! 903 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:17,250 - Your son, Helela, threw… - Stay back! I'll hurt you! 904 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:19,708 - A mandarin at me… - I'll poke you in the eye! 905 00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:23,333 - Get back! Stay back! - It hit me in the chest… 906 00:57:23,417 --> 00:57:30,375 - Stay back! - And everyone laughed at me… 907 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:33,833 Is it ok, mayor? No, no, no. 908 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:37,333 Just because he's the son of the mayor? No, no, no! 909 00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:42,833 Is it ok, mayor? No, no, no. Just because he's the son of the mayor? 910 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:48,542 No, no, no! Can he do this to me? 911 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:52,500 Can he do this to me? 912 00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:56,375 Abu Helela! What's going on? 913 00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:58,833 Better look out for your son. 914 00:57:58,917 --> 00:58:00,208 What did he do? 915 00:58:00,292 --> 00:58:04,239 Mr. Mayor, your son, Helela… 916 00:58:04,353 --> 00:58:07,419 Be quiet! Stop being silly! 917 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:13,662 Come here. There you go. A sink and running water. 918 00:58:13,743 --> 00:58:15,493 You can swim your way to purity, man. 919 00:58:15,574 --> 00:58:18,616 Are you blind? The tap is walled up. 920 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:23,330 - Walled up? - God doesn't want this to happen. 921 00:58:23,411 --> 00:58:26,203 God! What have I ever done wrong to deserve this? 922 00:58:26,284 --> 00:58:28,326 Have you ever done anything right? 923 00:58:28,407 --> 00:58:31,490 - Let's go back to the classroom. - Come this way. 924 00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:37,750 What? What are you doing? 925 00:58:38,823 --> 00:58:41,781 There, we have a hose, man. 926 00:58:41,862 --> 00:58:45,071 You can wash your head all you want. 927 00:58:45,152 --> 00:58:48,319 You can wash the back of your head too. 928 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,108 Splash around in the water like nobody's business. 929 00:58:51,189 --> 00:58:56,105 Are you nuts? This is all because one kid peed on me. 930 00:58:56,186 --> 00:58:57,228 Now you want me to shower 931 00:58:57,308 --> 00:58:59,309 where the whole educational system comes to pee? 932 00:58:59,389 --> 00:59:00,848 I can't take a shower in a urinal! 933 00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:03,344 I took 3 showers before in a urinal, it was fine. 934 00:59:03,425 --> 00:59:05,092 That's because you're filthy Haggag, that's all. 935 00:59:05,172 --> 00:59:06,298 Listen man, you're dragging your feet. 936 00:59:06,378 --> 00:59:08,421 - I'm not dragging my feet. - I swear to God you are! 937 00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:10,335 Don't swear to God in the toilets! You'll get thunderstruck! 938 00:59:10,415 --> 00:59:12,623 What are you? A quality inspector? 939 00:59:12,725 --> 00:59:14,792 - Fine, come here. - Where? 940 00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:22,792 Here, look at this man. It's great. 941 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,958 You can even fix the pressure. 942 00:59:26,821 --> 00:59:30,154 When it rains, it pours. You'll freshen up like nobody's business. 943 00:59:30,952 --> 00:59:32,087 You want me to do my ablutions here? 944 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:34,583 Absolutely, what do you think it's made for? To wash. 945 00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:36,792 Yes, wash a specific part of the body. 946 00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:40,915 Man! You have 35 sources of water here. 947 00:59:40,996 --> 00:59:46,246 Pick and choose, do your thing. Or I swear to God… 948 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:49,708 - Don't swear to God in the toilets. - What's it to you? 949 00:59:49,792 --> 00:59:52,500 If you don't wash right now, you're dead! 950 00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:54,958 After all your piousness and diligence 951 00:59:55,042 --> 00:59:57,833 you're gonna die drowned in a toilet! 952 00:59:57,917 --> 01:00:02,000 And then they won't even bury you. They'll just flush the toilet. 953 01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,958 Would like this this to be your end? 954 01:00:05,094 --> 01:00:09,552 Ok then, I'll check if the coast is clear. 955 01:00:09,633 --> 01:00:12,592 When I come back, you better be all cleaned up. You get me? 956 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:27,000 Oh my God! We're screwed! The principal, Abdel Hamid! 957 01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:29,792 - The principal… go now… - What? 958 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:33,125 Pretend to use the urinal! Act like you're urinating! 959 01:00:36,542 --> 01:00:38,375 Do you take me for a fool? 960 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,500 Do you think I don't know what's going on here? 961 01:00:41,583 --> 01:00:44,045 I have nothing to do with this. I refused from the beginning… 962 01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:47,125 If you refused, why didn't you report to me? 963 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:51,125 - I tried, I tried to report… - I don't want to hear it! 964 01:00:54,364 --> 01:01:00,031 I'll show you how we treat cheaters! 965 01:01:03,358 --> 01:01:06,025 - A phone! - I'm sorry. 966 01:01:06,108 --> 01:01:07,362 - A mobile phone, boy? - I'm so sorry! 967 01:01:07,442 --> 01:01:09,028 - Please it's just… - Are you kidding me? 968 01:01:09,108 --> 01:01:10,653 - It's the first and the last time - You're banned... 969 01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:12,862 - ...from taking the exam! For 2 years! - I'm sorry. 970 01:01:12,942 --> 01:01:14,820 I'm going to staple the exam paper to your hand! 971 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:18,983 You little cheater! Trying to cheat in the toilets! 972 01:01:19,067 --> 01:01:21,650 Where did you get the phone, you champ? 973 01:01:21,733 --> 01:01:23,692 You're actually cheating, bro? 974 01:01:29,942 --> 01:01:31,153 Are you trying to run away from me? 975 01:01:31,233 --> 01:01:32,487 Think I'm your mom, trying to give you a shower? 976 01:01:32,567 --> 01:01:35,317 You saw what happened! God doesn't want this! 977 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,692 God is fine with it. You're the filthy one. 978 01:01:37,775 --> 01:01:39,570 The principal is still there. He's going to kill us! 979 01:01:39,650 --> 01:01:42,400 Come here. Get in here! Come here now! 980 01:01:42,483 --> 01:01:43,608 Haggag! 981 01:01:43,692 --> 01:01:46,942 I'm going to show you how it's done. Take your clothes off. 982 01:01:47,025 --> 01:01:50,067 Take my clothes off? I can't take a shower in here. I'll get screwed. 983 01:01:50,150 --> 01:01:52,817 I took a shower in a ladies room before, with ladies, 984 01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:54,987 - I didn't get screwed. - Is this story for real? 985 01:01:55,067 --> 01:01:56,150 I have the video. 986 01:01:56,233 --> 01:02:00,025 That's enough, Haggag! I just want to do one good deed today. 987 01:02:00,108 --> 01:02:01,150 Take a shower! 988 01:02:07,983 --> 01:02:11,067 - Someone's coming! Someone's coming! - Where? 989 01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:13,278 It can't possibly be that the urine on you is from a baby. 990 01:02:13,358 --> 01:02:14,692 Do you rape livestock? 991 01:02:14,775 --> 01:02:17,733 - Let's just turn ourselves in. - Turn ourselves in? Let's confess. 992 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:21,692 Confess to what? We didn't do anything! Take your freaking shower! 993 01:02:23,692 --> 01:02:27,317 What the hell? Isn't this the ladies room? 994 01:02:28,025 --> 01:02:31,692 - Or is this stuff really good? - What are you doing here? 995 01:02:31,775 --> 01:02:35,483 God have mercy on me! This is so sinful! 996 01:02:35,567 --> 01:02:39,400 You're such a cutie. What are you trying to do? 997 01:02:39,483 --> 01:02:40,528 Trying to cover your seductive body parts? 998 01:02:40,608 --> 01:02:42,733 Get the hell away from me. Don't come near me. 999 01:02:42,817 --> 01:02:45,317 Keep your social distance. Face the wall. 1000 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:50,775 Face the wall? Am I being punished? Why are you holding your hands up? 1001 01:02:51,525 --> 01:02:54,150 Weren't you supposed to take a shower? Take your clothes off. 1002 01:02:54,233 --> 01:02:56,692 Get your hands off me. Get away from me! 1003 01:02:56,775 --> 01:03:00,108 Even if I take a shower, I'll never do it in your presence. 1004 01:03:01,567 --> 01:03:04,525 Oh no, what the hell? 1005 01:03:06,775 --> 01:03:10,108 - Come on, please. I'm dying! - Sorry, I have a situation here. 1006 01:03:10,817 --> 01:03:12,442 Do you have a pad? 1007 01:03:17,150 --> 01:03:19,150 I'm constipated, I'll be here for a while. 1008 01:03:22,858 --> 01:03:25,942 Should I go out? Let her see you and screw you over? 1009 01:03:26,025 --> 01:03:30,317 - Please do. - They won't think we're cheating. 1010 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:31,858 They'll think something else. 1011 01:03:34,525 --> 01:03:36,317 - Come on, bro. - Let go of my shirt. 1012 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,612 - Come on! Let's go. - Let go of my shirt! Let go of me! 1013 01:03:38,692 --> 01:03:40,400 Leave my pants alone! 1014 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,112 Did you ever get naked in front of a girl? 1015 01:03:42,192 --> 01:03:43,525 Not even in front of a guy! 1016 01:03:43,608 --> 01:03:44,737 The only people who're allowed to see me naked are 1017 01:03:44,817 --> 01:03:46,070 the vaccine doctor and my wife. 1018 01:03:46,150 --> 01:03:49,692 Ok, consider me your vaccine doctor. Consider me your wife. 1019 01:03:49,775 --> 01:03:52,650 God help me! I'd never marry someone like you. 1020 01:03:58,817 --> 01:04:00,525 Abdel Hamid… Faten? 1021 01:04:00,608 --> 01:04:04,067 How did you get out, girl? Look out, see if anyone's coming. 1022 01:04:04,150 --> 01:04:06,567 Faten! Faten! 1023 01:04:07,733 --> 01:04:11,733 What the hell? You're even dirtier than before. 1024 01:04:11,817 --> 01:04:14,692 Your hair's not even wet. Did you take a dry shower? 1025 01:04:14,775 --> 01:04:15,817 I failed. 1026 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:17,942 You failed? You're not getting married, 1027 01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:19,820 you're taking a shower. There's no way to possibly fail. 1028 01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,191 The sewers got into the running water. 1029 01:04:21,271 --> 01:04:24,418 - What? - The sewers got into the running water! 1030 01:04:24,499 --> 01:04:29,291 Look. There you go. 1031 01:04:46,067 --> 01:04:48,192 I believe in you, my God. 1032 01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:50,025 Why Mr. Mayor? 1033 01:04:50,108 --> 01:04:51,358 No, no, no! 1034 01:04:51,442 --> 01:04:53,317 Because he's the son of the mayor? 1035 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,775 No, no, no! 1036 01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:56,775 Why Mr. Mayor? 1037 01:04:56,858 --> 01:04:58,150 No, no, no! 1038 01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:00,858 - Because he's the son of… - Son of a bitch! 1039 01:05:01,567 --> 01:05:03,067 No, no, no! 1040 01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:05,067 You did that, you did that to me? 1041 01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:07,983 What is the wrong with you? 1042 01:05:08,067 --> 01:05:10,275 Get back to your seats. 1043 01:05:11,025 --> 01:05:14,692 I'm trying to be as discreet as hell and you throw a party here? 1044 01:05:14,775 --> 01:05:17,525 What's that? Come here, girl. 1045 01:05:17,608 --> 01:05:19,983 You gave him your scarf to tie around his waist? 1046 01:05:20,067 --> 01:05:23,025 And you're wearing a cap? Are you going for a swim? 1047 01:05:23,692 --> 01:05:27,567 - Get back to your seats! - Calm down, son. Don't be so mad. 1048 01:05:27,650 --> 01:05:29,858 And you, acting the decent woman. 1049 01:05:29,942 --> 01:05:34,358 I saw you dancing with the stick on your belly. 1050 01:05:34,442 --> 01:05:36,692 - And you, boy! - Don't hit me. 1051 01:05:36,775 --> 01:05:41,692 What happened? Didn't I tell you to dominate? 1052 01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:46,233 Why don't you wear a red nose and walk on your hands? 1053 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:47,400 They didn't like that. 1054 01:05:47,483 --> 01:05:51,525 I gave you a stick, bro. I told you to hit anyone who so much as speaks. 1055 01:05:51,608 --> 01:05:52,653 And you go around dancing with them? 1056 01:05:52,733 --> 01:05:54,817 I thought I'd hold the stick from the middle. 1057 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:57,567 I'll hold you from the middle, you idiot. 1058 01:05:57,650 --> 01:06:02,317 Sit down. Why am I even talking to you? You're useless. Sit down. 1059 01:06:04,150 --> 01:06:08,400 Here, take your glasses back. I've never seen glasses that stink so bad. 1060 01:06:08,483 --> 01:06:10,028 Do you wear them on your feet or something? 1061 01:06:10,108 --> 01:06:13,817 - I don't wear them around my neck. - So you put them in your socks? 1062 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:18,233 And you, get oversized clothes! I've had enough of you! 1063 01:06:18,317 --> 01:06:21,525 - Did you have a nice shower? - I didn't take a shower. Thank God. 1064 01:06:22,442 --> 01:06:23,483 Faten. 1065 01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:27,067 Of course not. 1066 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:28,403 Just give it to me. I'll deal with it. 1067 01:06:28,483 --> 01:06:30,275 No, the girl is too young. 1068 01:06:30,358 --> 01:06:32,108 Give it to me or I'll take it myself. 1069 01:06:32,192 --> 01:06:33,442 I only have a small one. 1070 01:06:33,525 --> 01:06:35,608 That's even better. Give it to me. 1071 01:06:38,483 --> 01:06:40,025 Here you go. 1072 01:06:44,275 --> 01:06:48,942 Zainab. Zainab! 1073 01:06:49,608 --> 01:06:50,942 Come here by the window. 1074 01:06:51,025 --> 01:06:54,025 - Get some fresh air. - No, I'm ok here. 1075 01:06:54,108 --> 01:06:55,945 Come on, girl. I'm not going to kidnap you. 1076 01:06:56,025 --> 01:06:59,358 You're like my little sister. Who do you think I am? 1077 01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:01,942 Come here. I'm not going to harm you. 1078 01:07:13,067 --> 01:07:15,025 I wanted to say… 1079 01:07:19,025 --> 01:07:22,900 Do you know this? They use it for medical purposes abroad. 1080 01:07:22,983 --> 01:07:26,358 - It's a sedative. - No, I don't use that stuff. 1081 01:07:27,192 --> 01:07:32,192 One puff. And your brother that you see that big, 1082 01:07:32,275 --> 01:07:34,400 will shrink and become this small. 1083 01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:37,400 A roach. You'll chill out, take your exam and be happy. 1084 01:07:37,483 --> 01:07:39,445 We'll be happy too and God will bless your life. 1085 01:07:39,525 --> 01:07:43,650 Yeah, that's really all we needed, in this classroom of hell. 1086 01:07:44,317 --> 01:07:46,233 Drug use! 1087 01:07:46,317 --> 01:07:49,275 Then the vicious circle will be complete. 1088 01:07:49,358 --> 01:07:54,442 You want to corrupt this pure, innocent girl? Goddam you! 1089 01:07:54,525 --> 01:07:57,442 Look, I don't know about this stuff. 1090 01:07:57,525 --> 01:08:02,400 If it's a sin or not. But I know a sheikh that uses it. 1091 01:08:02,483 --> 01:08:05,900 - What sheikh uses this stuff? - The chief, of the guards. 1092 01:08:05,983 --> 01:08:07,942 Why are you trying to mess with my principles? 1093 01:08:08,025 --> 01:08:10,275 - Why are you making me doubt? - Let me go! 1094 01:08:10,358 --> 01:08:12,275 Did you see how Helela's cool with it? 1095 01:08:12,358 --> 01:08:13,903 And Abdel Hamid is the one getting mad? 1096 01:08:13,983 --> 01:08:16,442 Have some. Don't put it in your mouth. 1097 01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:17,692 Just hold it in your hand. 1098 01:08:17,775 --> 01:08:21,817 You're going to go… Hold it in and count to 3… 1099 01:08:21,900 --> 01:08:25,400 Then you let it out. Go on, girl. Try it. Just one puff. 1100 01:08:26,692 --> 01:08:28,067 But God won't be pleased. 1101 01:08:28,150 --> 01:08:30,192 It's ok. We will all repent anyway, in the end. 1102 01:08:30,275 --> 01:08:31,487 I've made so many mistakes But I've repented. 1103 01:08:31,567 --> 01:08:33,445 It was accepted right away. The very next day. 1104 01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:38,067 You know what? I did repent yesterday. Just ask me. 1105 01:08:38,150 --> 01:08:39,278 No, I'm not putting this thing in my mouth. 1106 01:08:39,358 --> 01:08:41,070 - Take it easy, Zainab. - Let go of my arm! 1107 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,445 Come on, have a smoke. You'll like it! 1108 01:08:42,525 --> 01:08:46,025 Stop it Haggag! She said she doesn't want to. You can't force her. 1109 01:08:46,108 --> 01:08:47,150 Give me the lighter! 1110 01:08:47,233 --> 01:08:49,317 Finally, so you do have a conscience! 1111 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:53,942 Calm down, honey. Forget him. 1112 01:08:54,025 --> 01:08:56,275 All you have to do is take a big breath in, ok? 1113 01:09:00,150 --> 01:09:02,942 Damn you, woman! What the hell are you doing? 1114 01:09:03,025 --> 01:09:05,942 Oh my god! Sit down, sweetie. What have you done? 1115 01:09:07,358 --> 01:09:09,858 My God! Have a sip of water. 1116 01:09:09,942 --> 01:09:11,942 - In the name of God. - Good thinking, mama. 1117 01:09:12,025 --> 01:09:14,737 You should be ashamed of yourself, you old bat! You're too old for this! 1118 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:17,150 You're the old bat. 1119 01:09:17,775 --> 01:09:21,233 She's going to die! We'll have another dead body in the classroom! 1120 01:09:21,317 --> 01:09:23,567 Shut up, boy. No one dies from a puff. 1121 01:09:23,650 --> 01:09:25,695 The girl can't breathe. What the hell did you do? 1122 01:09:25,775 --> 01:09:27,858 Well, maybe you should try breathing too. 1123 01:09:27,942 --> 01:09:30,317 Wow, great comebacks! 1124 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,775 You blew it right in her face, you monster. Wow! 1125 01:09:35,817 --> 01:09:37,483 One more puff, Zanuba? 1126 01:09:37,567 --> 01:09:40,317 God is the Greatest! God is the Greatest! 1127 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,192 I bear witness there is no God but Allah! 1128 01:09:43,275 --> 01:09:46,858 I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah! 1129 01:09:46,942 --> 01:09:50,483 Rush to prayer! Rush to Success! 1130 01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:52,112 The prayer has begun! The prayer has begun! 1131 01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:54,983 Guards! Get out of the truck! 1132 01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:57,025 God is the Greatest! God is the Greatest! 1133 01:09:57,108 --> 01:09:58,483 This way, Mr. Mayor. This way. 1134 01:09:58,567 --> 01:10:02,442 There is no God but Allah! 1135 01:10:04,067 --> 01:10:06,608 Walk a straight path and God will have mercy on you. 1136 01:10:06,692 --> 01:10:08,278 Stand in a straight line. Standing in a straight line. 1137 01:10:08,358 --> 01:10:10,483 - Is part of the prayer. - Peace be upon you! 1138 01:10:10,567 --> 01:10:12,858 Peace be unto you, Mr. Mayor. 1139 01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:15,653 If you please, the mayor wants to give a speech before the prayer. 1140 01:10:15,733 --> 01:10:16,942 - A speech? - Yes. 1141 01:10:17,025 --> 01:10:19,067 But today's not Friday. It's Monday. 1142 01:10:19,150 --> 01:10:22,025 - Consider it the Monday speech. - Monday? 1143 01:10:22,733 --> 01:10:23,775 I know. 1144 01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:25,775 The words of God don't need a specific day. 1145 01:10:25,858 --> 01:10:27,153 Don't worry about it. Sit down. 1146 01:10:27,233 --> 01:10:29,737 Just let it be. The mayor's about to say very important stuff. 1147 01:10:29,817 --> 01:10:32,150 Please Hajj. Have a seat. Please, have a seat. 1148 01:10:32,233 --> 01:10:34,483 Sit down, gentlemen! Sit down. 1149 01:10:35,858 --> 01:10:37,608 In the blessed Name of God… 1150 01:10:38,608 --> 01:10:42,317 I came today to talk about something very important. 1151 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,358 We're losing the Arabic language, gentlemen. 1152 01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:49,275 The language of the Holy Quran. The greatest language. 1153 01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:51,150 I'm going to ask you a question. 1154 01:10:51,942 --> 01:10:53,733 A question for all of you. 1155 01:10:54,608 --> 01:10:59,983 What's the aesthetic meaning in the Ayah that says: 1156 01:11:00,067 --> 01:11:04,942 In the Name of Allah: "And He is the One Who has subjected the sea, 1157 01:11:05,025 --> 01:11:08,150 so from it you may eat tender seafood." 1158 01:11:08,233 --> 01:11:11,608 What's the aesthetic meaning? Aesthetic? 1159 01:11:11,692 --> 01:11:15,567 It's a metaphor as it compares the sea to a subjugated beast. 1160 01:11:16,442 --> 01:11:18,442 I'll tell you what it is: 1161 01:11:18,525 --> 01:11:24,442 It's a metaphor as it compares the sea to a subjugated beast! 1162 01:11:24,525 --> 01:11:27,108 Your dad is helping you cheat from the mosque? 1163 01:11:27,192 --> 01:11:29,487 Answer me Helela, he's helping you cheat from the mosque? 1164 01:11:29,567 --> 01:11:31,358 - So what's the problem? - The mosque! 1165 01:11:31,442 --> 01:11:34,067 - He's a low-life. - You're cheating in the mosque, 1166 01:11:34,150 --> 01:11:35,483 where we all pray to God? 1167 01:11:35,567 --> 01:11:38,817 Or maybe you can ask me: what's the plural of "Dawn"? 1168 01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:42,983 I'll tell you that the plural of "Dawn" is "Dawns". 1169 01:11:43,067 --> 01:11:45,858 The plural of "Dawn" is "Dawns", with an S! 1170 01:11:45,942 --> 01:11:49,650 You're just sitting there? While the mayor helps his son cheat the exam! 1171 01:11:49,733 --> 01:11:50,817 - What? - What? 1172 01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:53,237 What the hell are you saying, man? Have you lost your mind? 1173 01:11:53,317 --> 01:11:55,733 - You're just a big fat liar! - I'm a liar? 1174 01:11:55,817 --> 01:11:57,237 So what's this paper you're holding? 1175 01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:58,775 - That's his speech. - His speech? 1176 01:11:58,858 --> 01:12:00,817 - Yeah! - Oh my God, it's true! 1177 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,945 You're helping them cheat in the mosque's microphone! 1178 01:12:03,025 --> 01:12:04,442 Give me the microphone, man. 1179 01:12:06,983 --> 01:12:10,608 - God is great! - Did you block a penalty or what? 1180 01:12:10,692 --> 01:12:13,025 They're beating the hell out of the mayor! 1181 01:12:13,108 --> 01:12:14,487 Respect the place where you stand. 1182 01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:16,317 - Sit. - They're beating my dad? 1183 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,858 - Helela, sit. - It's time he knew I'm a man. 1184 01:12:18,942 --> 01:12:20,570 Where are you going? Where are you going? 1185 01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:21,694 - Let me go! - Calm down! 1186 01:12:21,775 --> 01:12:26,775 - Give me a knife! - Keep your voice down! 1187 01:12:26,858 --> 01:12:29,025 They shouldn't fight in the house of God. 1188 01:12:29,108 --> 01:12:33,817 Oh really? You just realized there is a God? 1189 01:12:33,900 --> 01:12:35,817 I've always known God, son. 1190 01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:40,608 You know God? How? In pagan times, they would've made an Idol of you! 1191 01:12:40,692 --> 01:12:42,483 - Me? - Yes, you. 1192 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:45,067 All the Islamic conquests would've been to fight you! 1193 01:12:45,150 --> 01:12:48,817 - May God forgive you. - Yes, may God forgive me. Me! 1194 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,858 Block all the entrances and exits! 1195 01:12:50,942 --> 01:12:55,650 No one leaves, until the police get here! We need to investigate this! 1196 01:13:05,525 --> 01:13:07,983 - Rush to prayer! - What? 1197 01:13:08,067 --> 01:13:10,192 Rush to success! 1198 01:13:10,275 --> 01:13:12,983 God is great! God is great! 1199 01:13:13,067 --> 01:13:15,025 There is no God but Allah! 1200 01:13:15,108 --> 01:13:17,152 - What are you doing? - Lead us in prayer, hajj! 1201 01:13:17,233 --> 01:13:18,278 What the hell are you saying? 1202 01:13:18,358 --> 01:13:22,650 We need to pray! Let's pray. God will show us the way! Let's go! 1203 01:13:22,733 --> 01:13:26,817 - Come on people, stand in line! - Stand in a straight line. 1204 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,403 Let's pray first, we'll fight later! 1205 01:13:28,483 --> 01:13:32,442 - Stand in line. Stand in line. - Stand in straight lines. 1206 01:13:32,525 --> 01:13:35,358 Let's go, stand in line. 1207 01:13:35,442 --> 01:13:38,525 Walk a straight path and God will have mercy on you. 1208 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:44,942 - God is great! - God is great! 1209 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,483 I want to pray. 1210 01:13:53,303 --> 01:13:55,608 DRUGS BEGIN WITH CURIOSITY AND END IN SLEEPLESS NIGHTS 1211 01:13:56,025 --> 01:14:00,400 Hey, Zainab. I hope the joint made you feel better. 1212 01:14:01,358 --> 01:14:02,400 Better? 1213 01:14:02,483 --> 01:14:05,150 Alright, let's go. Give us the answer to any question. 1214 01:14:15,442 --> 01:14:16,483 What are you doing? 1215 01:14:17,275 --> 01:14:18,528 I'm looking for the question. 1216 01:14:18,608 --> 01:14:20,445 You're looking for the question in an empty copybook? 1217 01:14:20,525 --> 01:14:21,692 So what's the problem? 1218 01:14:23,442 --> 01:14:26,400 It's ok. I'll read the question. 1219 01:14:26,858 --> 01:14:29,525 "No one was able to get the money." 1220 01:14:30,317 --> 01:14:31,883 What's the plural of the word "One"? 1221 01:14:34,275 --> 01:14:35,358 Several "Ones". 1222 01:14:36,275 --> 01:14:38,733 - Oh shit! - God forgive us all. 1223 01:14:39,525 --> 01:14:42,608 Several "Ones" is the wrong answer. Concentrate. 1224 01:14:42,692 --> 01:14:44,483 What's the plural of the word "One"? 1225 01:14:46,317 --> 01:14:47,858 Give me the… 1226 01:14:49,650 --> 01:14:50,692 This? 1227 01:14:53,108 --> 01:14:55,025 The calculator? 1228 01:14:59,150 --> 01:15:01,567 - Why? - I'm adding up. 1229 01:15:01,650 --> 01:15:03,233 Do you get your stuff from the Bull? 1230 01:15:03,317 --> 01:15:05,733 - Of course not, from Ragab Al Nau. - Yeah… 1231 01:15:05,817 --> 01:15:10,900 The plural of the word "One" is 256. 1232 01:15:10,983 --> 01:15:12,483 You multiplied "One" by how much? 1233 01:15:12,567 --> 01:15:18,233 Zainab! The plural of the word "One" is 256? 1234 01:15:18,317 --> 01:15:20,608 So how much is six multiplied by "Peas"? 1235 01:15:20,692 --> 01:15:23,817 - Pea-sixty! - You bunch of low-lives! 1236 01:15:25,025 --> 01:15:26,358 The stuff is fake. 1237 01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:31,275 It's your fault. She can't even remember her name. 1238 01:15:31,358 --> 01:15:36,567 No, my name is Zainab. And these are my fingers! 1239 01:15:38,358 --> 01:15:40,483 I want to smoke too! I want to smoke! 1240 01:15:40,567 --> 01:15:42,942 Lord have mercy! 1241 01:15:43,025 --> 01:15:45,650 - What kind of day is this? - It's One-day! 1242 01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:50,483 Guys, any-One get some water for this poor girl. 1243 01:15:50,567 --> 01:15:53,442 Not "One" of you will go to heaven. 1244 01:16:00,650 --> 01:16:01,692 What? 1245 01:16:02,317 --> 01:16:04,692 Gather all the water bottles in this classroom. 1246 01:16:04,775 --> 01:16:06,900 And don't use the calculator! 1247 01:16:07,608 --> 01:16:10,650 Move! Move! 1248 01:16:17,817 --> 01:16:19,817 - Take your clothes off. - Take what off? 1249 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:21,567 - Get naked. - Naked? 1250 01:16:21,650 --> 01:16:23,237 You can leave your cap on, if you like. 1251 01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:25,192 - Get naked, Haggag? - Completely naked. 1252 01:16:25,275 --> 01:16:29,400 What, you've committed all the sins and this is what's left? 1253 01:16:29,483 --> 01:16:32,775 Is this the day of "All Capital Sins"? 1254 01:16:32,858 --> 01:16:37,358 Can't you commit common sins? Like lying, envy, greed! 1255 01:16:37,442 --> 01:16:39,983 Stop yelling. You're doing too much. 1256 01:16:40,067 --> 01:16:41,612 Come on, take a shower with the mineral water. 1257 01:16:41,692 --> 01:16:44,233 Are you crazy? Get naked in front of all these people? 1258 01:16:44,317 --> 01:16:46,733 - Why not? - Get naked, God will help you. 1259 01:16:46,817 --> 01:16:50,025 God will help me get naked? That's an oxymoron. 1260 01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:54,858 I swear to God, I'll die before I get naked in front of you! 1261 01:16:59,358 --> 01:17:00,733 I get it. You're right. 1262 01:17:05,983 --> 01:17:08,858 Easy, Helela. It's a big bottle. Try to aim right. 1263 01:17:08,942 --> 01:17:10,320 - Your hand is not stable. - I'm stable, 1264 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,942 you're splashing water everywhere. 1265 01:17:12,025 --> 01:17:14,487 I'm stable, go ahead… Why? Why are you splashing everywhere? 1266 01:17:14,567 --> 01:17:15,820 You've wasted half the bottle! 1267 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:17,612 We only got this much water, out of all these bottles! 1268 01:17:17,692 --> 01:17:19,108 We could've filled a whole tub! 1269 01:17:19,192 --> 01:17:20,237 So why did you let me do it? 1270 01:17:20,317 --> 01:17:21,608 I'm trying to gain time! 1271 01:17:21,692 --> 01:17:23,567 We're on the same page. Take it easy. 1272 01:17:26,650 --> 01:17:30,108 Come on, Abdel Hamid. We all took our clothes off. It's your turn. 1273 01:17:30,192 --> 01:17:32,778 Come on, consider it your wedding day. Go ahead, God bless you. 1274 01:17:32,858 --> 01:17:34,902 - Everybody turn around. - Turn around. It's ok. 1275 01:17:34,983 --> 01:17:37,028 If anyone looks, I'll start all the way from the top, I'm warning you. 1276 01:17:37,108 --> 01:17:38,900 Come on everybody, turn around. 1277 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,817 The water's too cold. No hot water? 1278 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:51,358 - Of course. Helela! - I'm ready. 1279 01:17:51,442 --> 01:17:54,192 - No, no, that's ok. - Let's go. 1280 01:17:57,983 --> 01:18:02,608 I swear to God, as soon as I'm out of here, 1281 01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:07,525 I'll sell my land and build a mosque! 1282 01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:10,025 And I'll be imam of the mosque. 1283 01:18:10,650 --> 01:18:14,150 And I'll dedicate the morning prayer to you guys, one by one. 1284 01:18:14,233 --> 01:18:16,650 Forget the hypocrites, the Zionists… 1285 01:18:16,733 --> 01:18:20,567 Abdel Hamid! Hurry up, Abdel Hamid! 1286 01:18:20,650 --> 01:18:23,900 Haggag is standing in his underwear. It's no small matter, Abdel Hamid! 1287 01:18:23,983 --> 01:18:25,067 Hurry up or… 1288 01:18:25,817 --> 01:18:28,775 What the hell? You still have your clothes on? 1289 01:18:28,858 --> 01:18:31,817 Well, I'm starting from the bottom up. 1290 01:18:32,650 --> 01:18:37,858 Abdel Hamid, I've been nice to you. But I swear to God, 1291 01:18:37,942 --> 01:18:39,612 I'll scrub your back with my own 2 hands! 1292 01:18:39,692 --> 01:18:42,900 Have some patience, some patience. 1293 01:18:44,192 --> 01:18:46,400 - Come on man. We're cold. - Fine. 1294 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:53,233 Hope you're having a nice shower, Abdel Hamid. 1295 01:18:54,442 --> 01:18:55,900 Sorry, no shower gel. 1296 01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:59,525 - So? Are you all done? - Not even close. 1297 01:18:59,608 --> 01:19:01,112 Not even close? Why do I hear water… 1298 01:19:01,192 --> 01:19:02,737 What the heck! Don't you knock before coming in! 1299 01:19:02,817 --> 01:19:04,195 You didn't even take your clothes off. 1300 01:19:04,275 --> 01:19:05,820 What did you use all this water for? 1301 01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:06,987 I cleaned my belly button. 1302 01:19:07,067 --> 01:19:09,650 Damn you and your belly button, bro! 1303 01:19:09,733 --> 01:19:11,445 Come on, take this freaking shower already! 1304 01:19:11,525 --> 01:19:13,153 - I can't! I can't! - What do you mean you can't? 1305 01:19:13,233 --> 01:19:14,942 - I just can't do it, guys! - What? 1306 01:19:15,025 --> 01:19:16,525 I don't want to displease my Lord. 1307 01:19:16,608 --> 01:19:19,650 Leave me alone. Let me go! Get away from me. 1308 01:19:19,733 --> 01:19:22,358 - I won't help you cheat Haggag! - What do you mean? 1309 01:19:22,442 --> 01:19:24,608 - All of that… let go of my underwear! - I swear… 1310 01:19:24,692 --> 01:19:26,612 - Let go of my underwear, Haggag! - Get naked. 1311 01:19:26,692 --> 01:19:29,233 - I've been nice to you so far… - I won't do it! 1312 01:19:29,317 --> 01:19:32,775 I'm going to kill you Abdel Hamid! I swear to God, I'll… 1313 01:19:43,317 --> 01:19:45,650 Are these drinking noises coming from here? 1314 01:19:46,483 --> 01:19:48,400 Yes, it's the shower water. 1315 01:19:49,150 --> 01:19:52,108 - Did Helela drink it? - He did. 1316 01:19:52,192 --> 01:19:54,942 - Swear. - I swear, he did. Look. 1317 01:19:55,858 --> 01:19:58,233 I can't look, Abdel Hamid, bro. I'll die. 1318 01:20:00,900 --> 01:20:02,483 Good for you, Helela. 1319 01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:12,483 Thank God for that! You can let go of me, now. Take it easy. 1320 01:20:13,150 --> 01:20:15,483 Kill him. It's ok. 1321 01:20:16,650 --> 01:20:18,150 It's ok. 1322 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,317 - Why does he want to talk to me? - Just calm down, Mr. Kamel. 1323 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,817 You think if you leave, I can't call the police, mayor? 1324 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:26,650 Even if you leave, I'll call the police. 1325 01:20:26,733 --> 01:20:29,983 God damn you, wherever you go! 1326 01:20:30,067 --> 01:20:32,567 - Settle down, boy. - No, I'm not going to settle down! 1327 01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:35,275 People pay money to have connections like me, man! 1328 01:20:35,358 --> 01:20:38,233 - Listen to me, settle down! - Fine. 1329 01:20:38,775 --> 01:20:42,608 Do you want your sister back? Or you're after the whole class? 1330 01:20:42,692 --> 01:20:44,400 I just want my sister. 1331 01:20:44,483 --> 01:20:46,983 Ok, we're on the same page then. Let's shake on it. 1332 01:20:54,983 --> 01:20:56,612 "Zainab comes out or we report the supervisor's death" 1333 01:20:56,692 --> 01:21:01,067 - Zainab comes out… - Or we report the supervisor's death. 1334 01:21:09,233 --> 01:21:11,403 Let's go, Zainab, get your stuff. Your brother's here to pick you up. 1335 01:21:11,483 --> 01:21:14,358 - No, no! Please, don't! - Not my business. He's your brother. 1336 01:21:14,442 --> 01:21:18,025 - You can go to hell, both of you. - Get back, you stupid prick! 1337 01:21:18,108 --> 01:21:19,150 Let's go, Zainab! 1338 01:21:19,233 --> 01:21:21,028 Ok, I remember now. I'll give you all the answers! 1339 01:21:21,108 --> 01:21:24,358 Even if you do, your brother will report us. Come on Zainab! 1340 01:21:24,442 --> 01:21:26,192 - Let's go! - Leave her alone, Haggag. 1341 01:21:26,275 --> 01:21:28,195 - She's not going anywhere! - You stay out of this! 1342 01:21:28,275 --> 01:21:32,567 - I said she's not going anywhere! - Don't mess with me, girl! 1343 01:21:32,650 --> 01:21:34,775 - Let's g… - Do not put your hands on a woman! 1344 01:21:34,858 --> 01:21:37,192 You uneducated, ignorant thug! 1345 01:21:37,275 --> 01:21:40,650 If your dad didn't teach you manners, I'll teach you manners, Haggag! 1346 01:21:41,442 --> 01:21:44,150 I'll teach you a lesson! 1347 01:21:47,067 --> 01:21:51,525 Helela! Helela! What are you doing, Helela? 1348 01:21:52,692 --> 01:21:55,900 Get away, you big stupid moron! 1349 01:21:55,983 --> 01:21:58,775 - I was crushed. - Come here, you! 1350 01:22:00,358 --> 01:22:02,070 - Mind your own business, you cow! - Sit down, Helela. 1351 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:04,525 - No, I don't want to. - I'm begging you, sit down! 1352 01:22:04,608 --> 01:22:06,435 - Get the hell away from me! - You bastard! 1353 01:22:08,025 --> 01:22:11,775 - Son of bitch! - Stay back! 1354 01:22:17,192 --> 01:22:19,525 - Stop it, Haggag! - Blood! 1355 01:22:19,608 --> 01:22:22,358 Stop! Give up, Haggag! 1356 01:22:28,233 --> 01:22:34,108 I told you… not to… put your hands… on a woman! 1357 01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:38,525 You bite the hand that's beating you? 1358 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,317 Enough, Faten. Enough! 1359 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,650 Yes, mama. You finally woke up? 1360 01:22:49,733 --> 01:22:51,983 Don't hit him, he's on our side! 1361 01:22:52,733 --> 01:22:55,567 - You're a fighter, Haggag! - You double agent! You b… 1362 01:22:57,483 --> 01:23:00,733 I'll kill you all, you sons of bitches! 1363 01:23:00,817 --> 01:23:03,608 By Ashraf Dandani, I'm going to get you all! 1364 01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:05,650 I got him detained! I got him detained! 1365 01:23:05,733 --> 01:23:08,150 Jumping like a monkey, is that all you can do? 1366 01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,775 - No, Helela! - Hit him, Helela! 1367 01:23:09,858 --> 01:23:12,025 - You can't aim, Helela! - Go ahead, Helela! 1368 01:23:12,108 --> 01:23:13,900 Why didn't you hit him, Helela? 1369 01:23:13,983 --> 01:23:20,442 - You stupid belly dancer! Get away! - Give up, Haggag! 1370 01:23:20,525 --> 01:23:23,442 Take off your socks and make them smell. 1371 01:23:23,525 --> 01:23:25,317 Give up already! 1372 01:23:29,067 --> 01:23:31,942 I give up. I give up. 1373 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:35,358 Your tea, Mr. Shabaan. 1374 01:23:36,358 --> 01:23:37,483 Leave it there. 1375 01:23:39,233 --> 01:23:46,108 Yes Bahana. The stove exploded in Said's face! And the house what? 1376 01:23:48,025 --> 01:23:49,233 Orabi! 1377 01:23:59,192 --> 01:24:01,233 Emergency call, for Orabi Rudy Abdel… 1378 01:24:01,317 --> 01:24:03,483 - Yes, we know ma'am. - Great. 1379 01:24:06,233 --> 01:24:07,608 Open this door. 1380 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:14,192 Why isn't he at the hospital? 1381 01:24:15,025 --> 01:24:19,858 He's perfectly fine. Tell the officer, son. Talk to him. 1382 01:24:20,608 --> 01:24:23,108 I'm fine, thank God. 1383 01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:26,900 He's fine. Nothing compared to other cases. 1384 01:24:27,608 --> 01:24:30,942 Alright. Open the gate! 1385 01:24:33,608 --> 01:24:35,108 Ouch, my poor foot. 1386 01:24:58,108 --> 01:24:59,608 I'll do the talking. 1387 01:25:00,983 --> 01:25:03,567 - The stretcher please, doctor. - The stretcher, chief… 1388 01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:06,983 The stretcher, chief nurse! And the blood pressure thingy. 1389 01:25:08,858 --> 01:25:10,483 This way, please. 1390 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:18,150 - Excuse me. Thank you. - Step away, son. 1391 01:25:19,692 --> 01:25:21,358 In the blessed name of God! 1392 01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:24,275 Damn you! 1393 01:25:24,358 --> 01:25:26,400 He's got a hard disk attack. 1394 01:25:27,525 --> 01:25:30,275 Yes, it's a heart attack. Take him to the ambulance. 1395 01:25:30,358 --> 01:25:31,733 Come on, let's go. 1396 01:25:33,442 --> 01:25:34,983 Pick him up. Now. 1397 01:25:36,733 --> 01:25:40,358 My hand! My hand is under the stretcher, my hand! 1398 01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:47,237 - Get up. - Yes, what? What? 1399 01:25:47,317 --> 01:25:50,150 - Where's the paper? - I have it, here you go. 1400 01:25:50,233 --> 01:25:52,650 - Dictate the answers. Go on! - Yes, yes sure. 1401 01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:55,858 Question 1... 1402 01:25:56,733 --> 01:25:58,403 - "Redorical metabor" … - Hold on a second. 1403 01:25:58,483 --> 01:26:00,525 - What? - "Redorical metabor"… 1404 01:26:00,608 --> 01:26:03,233 Rhetorical metaphor, I know, I had a student just like him. 1405 01:26:03,317 --> 01:26:06,317 - "Combaring the brees" … - What are you saying, man? 1406 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,112 Combaring the brees! Combaring the brees! 1407 01:26:08,192 --> 01:26:10,817 - Comparing the trees… yes? - To a breathing man… 1408 01:26:12,442 --> 01:26:14,358 Die! Sleep! 1409 01:26:16,983 --> 01:26:18,358 Is he going to be ok? 1410 01:26:18,442 --> 01:26:20,650 Of course, sir. He'll be fine. 1411 01:26:20,733 --> 01:26:22,900 I'm working on him myself. 1412 01:26:22,983 --> 01:26:26,525 But please, we need some calm. Some calm, please! 1413 01:26:31,442 --> 01:26:33,442 Guys, untie me, come on. 1414 01:26:33,525 --> 01:26:35,608 That'll teach you to be a tyrant, Haggag. 1415 01:26:39,692 --> 01:26:40,817 Are you ok, son? 1416 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:43,400 One more word out of you and I'll tie you next to him. 1417 01:26:44,525 --> 01:26:46,983 I could've killed Haggag. 1418 01:26:47,067 --> 01:26:51,025 But I'm like dad, he only beats on the weak. 1419 01:26:51,108 --> 01:26:53,275 - Who does he beat on then? - My mom. 1420 01:26:54,025 --> 01:26:56,733 Helela, you can't just tell whatever you see. 1421 01:26:56,817 --> 01:27:02,025 I don't tell everything. Me, for instance, I walk around naked… 1422 01:27:03,317 --> 01:27:05,483 Shut up Helela. Shut it. 1423 01:27:07,108 --> 01:27:09,400 By the way, I liked your drawing. 1424 01:27:11,650 --> 01:27:14,108 I wanted to make it even more like you. 1425 01:27:14,942 --> 01:27:16,567 More like me? How? 1426 01:27:20,150 --> 01:27:21,358 Let's not go there. 1427 01:27:33,692 --> 01:27:36,858 Let me. Don't worry, I won't touch you. 1428 01:27:38,858 --> 01:27:42,567 I… I didn't mean the things I said in the toilets. 1429 01:27:44,108 --> 01:27:46,358 Do you know why I want to graduate high school? 1430 01:27:47,067 --> 01:27:48,358 I want to find a good job. 1431 01:27:49,192 --> 01:27:53,650 For my daughter. So no one talks to her the way you talked to me. 1432 01:27:55,733 --> 01:27:57,775 I hope she becomes the best girl in the world. 1433 01:27:58,608 --> 01:28:04,358 Hey, Zainab. By Ashraf Dandani, if anyone comes near you, 1434 01:28:04,442 --> 01:28:05,608 I'll eat them alive. 1435 01:28:07,233 --> 01:28:12,233 Pass your exam, Zainab. Only education will help you. 1436 01:28:21,192 --> 01:28:22,942 Come on people. Untie me. 1437 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:25,942 I swear to God, I'm just a poor guy. 1438 01:28:27,108 --> 01:28:29,358 My heart is purer than milk. 1439 01:28:30,858 --> 01:28:32,525 I just want to graduate high school. 1440 01:28:33,858 --> 01:28:34,900 Because if I don't, 1441 01:28:34,983 --> 01:28:37,817 they won't let me into the jail's library competition. 1442 01:28:39,192 --> 01:28:41,733 And it's the most important competition of my life. 1443 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:44,567 You'd be harming not just me. 1444 01:28:45,858 --> 01:28:48,358 You'd harm all the people I care about. 1445 01:28:49,650 --> 01:28:53,400 Sayed Shoka and Ali Safina and Hajj Mahmoud Salem. 1446 01:28:54,483 --> 01:28:59,400 The 4 of us, we dug a tunnel under the library to escape. 1447 01:29:00,650 --> 01:29:03,900 We dug it with a spoon, like in The Shawshank Redemption. 1448 01:29:05,317 --> 01:29:07,192 But we didn't dig for 11 years, 1449 01:29:08,108 --> 01:29:13,275 - it only took us 7, thank God. - Poor darlings. 1450 01:29:13,358 --> 01:29:16,650 I swear to you, we're better than anybody, if we just focus. 1451 01:29:18,317 --> 01:29:22,983 They're probably stuck in the tunnel now, and I have the spoon. 1452 01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:26,650 And Hajj Mahmoud doesn't get along with Sayed Shoka. 1453 01:29:27,358 --> 01:29:28,778 And Ali Safina is stuck in the middle. 1454 01:29:28,858 --> 01:29:33,067 Anyway… Long story short. I'll keep the details to myself. 1455 01:29:42,067 --> 01:29:43,733 What are you so emotional about? 1456 01:29:43,817 --> 01:29:46,317 His wicked story really touched your hearts? 1457 01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,320 For once, the end is even worse than the means. 1458 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,150 May God forgive you. 1459 01:29:50,233 --> 01:29:52,483 What kind of jail holds a library competition? 1460 01:29:53,233 --> 01:29:55,400 And Safina is supposed to escape the library? 1461 01:29:55,483 --> 01:29:59,108 - Probably the library of Alexandria. - What are you crying about? 1462 01:29:59,192 --> 01:30:01,858 I'm thinking of my poor mom. 1463 01:30:02,525 --> 01:30:06,067 Back when she was in jail, she dug a tunnel with a pin. 1464 01:30:06,150 --> 01:30:08,442 Oh no, lord have mercy, your poor mom! 1465 01:30:08,525 --> 01:30:12,525 - Does anyone have his knife? - I have it here. 1466 01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:16,442 - So should we untie him or what? - Do whatever you want. 1467 01:30:17,733 --> 01:30:19,733 I'm leaving anyway. 1468 01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:25,483 I'll untie you. Not because of your pathetic story, 1469 01:30:25,567 --> 01:30:27,608 but because I'm better than you. 1470 01:30:33,692 --> 01:30:40,692 Let's go Mr. Orabi. Easy there. He's doing very well, thank God. 1471 01:30:41,317 --> 01:30:43,403 But doctor, shouldn't he go to the hospital, get checked? 1472 01:30:43,483 --> 01:30:48,358 No need, Mr. Principal, he just had a little wobble. That's about it. 1473 01:30:48,442 --> 01:30:51,233 Alright Orabi, you can go home, to your wife and kids. 1474 01:30:51,317 --> 01:30:54,817 No, no. I called them, they're doing just fine, sir. Thank God. 1475 01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:56,942 I can't leave you today, during exams. 1476 01:30:57,025 --> 01:31:00,567 - Go home, man, to your wife and k… - I can't! No, no, impossible. 1477 01:31:00,650 --> 01:31:03,650 - Let's get out of here, guys! - Take the day off. 1478 01:31:03,733 --> 01:31:06,150 No, no Mr. Shaaban. I can't. No, really. 1479 01:31:08,817 --> 01:31:14,400 - Finally, someone's here! - No, this is Orabi, my dad's lapdog. 1480 01:31:14,483 --> 01:31:17,483 Is there one good person in this school? 1481 01:31:17,567 --> 01:31:20,525 Look, you've got all the answers here. 1482 01:31:20,608 --> 01:31:23,025 Take the strip with your name and stick it here. 1483 01:31:23,108 --> 01:31:24,403 Stick your name right here, with the strip. 1484 01:31:24,483 --> 01:31:28,108 So the strip goes here, not there. No strip there. Forget this paper. 1485 01:31:28,192 --> 01:31:32,150 Come on, people. Pass the exam! Go on, guys. You can do it! 1486 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:34,525 What? 1487 01:31:38,150 --> 01:31:44,442 - Oh, wow. It's all there! - It's all there! The answers! 1488 01:31:44,525 --> 01:31:46,817 The answers are there. 1489 01:32:24,025 --> 01:32:26,900 What, why are looking at me like that? 1490 01:32:30,275 --> 01:32:33,025 Answers or not. I'm leaving and I'm reporting you. 1491 01:32:33,108 --> 01:32:34,761 Do you want to fight me one more time? 1492 01:32:45,608 --> 01:32:46,775 Mr. Saad! 1493 01:32:48,233 --> 01:32:52,650 Mr. Saad! You're not dead! You didn't die because of me! 1494 01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:55,112 How could you do this to me? I died and came back to life! 1495 01:32:55,192 --> 01:32:58,858 - I swear, just like you! - No, this is against natural laws. 1496 01:32:58,942 --> 01:33:01,233 Come, come sit at your desk. 1497 01:33:01,317 --> 01:33:05,733 - So we flunked? - I'm ok. I've got the answers! 1498 01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:18,692 Are you ok, Mr. Saad? 1499 01:33:21,650 --> 01:33:22,692 I'm fine. 1500 01:33:25,025 --> 01:33:32,025 This boy tells me that everyone's cheating and that… God forbid… 1501 01:33:32,483 --> 01:33:33,692 you're dead! 1502 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,608 Dead? I'm fine, as you can see. 1503 01:33:38,692 --> 01:33:43,317 I just had a bad fall, but those kids helped me, thankfully. 1504 01:33:44,150 --> 01:33:45,192 He was dead! 1505 01:34:05,692 --> 01:34:08,358 Didn't you tell me he took his cuffs off, boy? 1506 01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:13,525 And him, he's not even injured! 1507 01:34:19,817 --> 01:34:22,150 - Take your bandages off, boy. - No way. 1508 01:34:22,233 --> 01:34:24,442 Let me see your injury. 1509 01:34:30,525 --> 01:34:31,983 Get your hands off. 1510 01:34:32,983 --> 01:34:34,192 Hold on, boy. 1511 01:34:36,317 --> 01:34:40,233 What the hell? He's bleeding! Did you lie to me, boy? 1512 01:34:41,817 --> 01:34:43,317 What the hell's wrong with you? 1513 01:34:44,150 --> 01:34:48,775 And him, they tied him up and tortured him. 1514 01:34:52,692 --> 01:34:53,858 Did anyone torture you? 1515 01:35:23,025 --> 01:35:25,025 They're good, decent people. 1516 01:35:25,108 --> 01:35:26,320 Where's your desk, boy? 1517 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,733 Sit down! Sit down now! 1518 01:35:30,942 --> 01:35:32,983 A little more discipline, Mr. Saad! 1519 01:35:34,650 --> 01:35:37,067 I'm gonna tear you apart, Harry Potter! 1520 01:35:47,942 --> 01:35:53,983 Hello? Yes, Hamam. What? Wait! 1521 01:35:55,442 --> 01:35:57,900 Oh, yes. My other phone is dead. 1522 01:35:58,858 --> 01:36:04,233 I'll call you later. I'm supervising an exam. 1523 01:36:08,108 --> 01:36:09,942 Mr. Dardiri. 1524 01:36:10,025 --> 01:36:11,275 - I'll be off now. - What? 1525 01:36:11,358 --> 01:36:13,567 - I'll be off. - You can't leave. 1526 01:36:13,650 --> 01:36:16,067 We have to celebrate this! It's all thanks to you! 1527 01:36:16,150 --> 01:36:19,775 Please, I'm begging you. I just want to go home. Please let me go. 1528 01:36:19,858 --> 01:36:22,108 Stay for the party, man! Have a juice! 1529 01:36:22,192 --> 01:36:24,233 - No, I have diabetes. - You have what? 1530 01:36:24,317 --> 01:36:28,317 Diabetes. I can't drink juice. I need to go home. Please, let me go! 1531 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:34,067 Fine, hope you feel better. I can't force you to stay. Go on, bye now. 1532 01:36:34,150 --> 01:36:36,775 Wow, now he can't force me! 1533 01:36:37,692 --> 01:36:39,692 The man turned out to be alive, after all. 1534 01:36:51,233 --> 01:36:54,067 "O Allah, if it is good for me, then make it easy for me, 1535 01:36:54,150 --> 01:36:57,753 and if it is otherwise, then turn it away from me and turn me away from it." 1536 01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:10,900 Answer to question one. 1537 01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:21,983 Time's up! Put your pens down. 1538 01:37:25,525 --> 01:37:27,275 Praised be the lord. 1539 01:37:51,858 --> 01:37:53,627 They're coming to pick you up now. 1540 01:37:54,608 --> 01:37:55,692 How was the exam? 1541 01:37:55,775 --> 01:37:59,525 The plural of shit is shithead and the plural of "One" is many. 1542 01:38:00,442 --> 01:38:01,858 Good one! 1543 01:38:01,942 --> 01:38:06,025 What if I told you that the plural of "One" is 256. What would you say? 1544 01:38:41,067 --> 01:38:42,483 Let's have it, lady. 1545 01:38:43,817 --> 01:38:46,192 Couldn't you sleep one more hour? 1546 01:38:46,275 --> 01:38:49,567 - Sorry? - Nothing, thanks. 1547 01:38:49,650 --> 01:38:53,150 Want the answers? You actually believed me? 1548 01:39:12,900 --> 01:39:16,733 Alright. You're dismissed! Thanks a lot. Go home! 1549 01:39:17,525 --> 01:39:18,733 Peace be unto you. 1550 01:39:54,649 --> 01:39:57,400 - Helela passed the exam! - Stroll around, you beautiful bride 1551 01:39:57,483 --> 01:40:03,233 You're a lovely flower in the garden 1552 01:40:03,317 --> 01:40:05,570 - A branch of carnation blossoms - Why are you holding her like that? 1553 01:40:05,650 --> 01:40:07,737 You don't look like a groom, you look like a blind person. 1554 01:40:07,817 --> 01:40:10,817 I told you, Helela. It's like that. 1555 01:40:12,358 --> 01:40:15,900 Don't be scared. I'm right here. 1556 01:40:15,983 --> 01:40:19,275 But walk faster. They might not see us. 1557 01:40:19,358 --> 01:40:23,442 - Let's go. - Lovely Bride, 1558 01:40:23,525 --> 01:40:25,525 you're a branch of carnation blossoms… 1559 01:40:25,608 --> 01:40:28,483 Alright people. Take this party somewhere else. Let's go. 1560 01:40:28,567 --> 01:40:33,358 That shades us from the sun Stroll around 1561 01:40:33,442 --> 01:40:37,858 you beautiful bride… 1562 01:40:37,942 --> 01:40:40,983 Stay the hell back! I'll stick your guts to the school gate! 1563 01:40:41,067 --> 01:40:44,275 By Ashraf Dandani, if you come near her, 1564 01:40:44,358 --> 01:40:46,650 I'll destroy you, you stupid imp! 1565 01:40:46,733 --> 01:40:48,733 If you want to talk, talk to her man! 1566 01:40:48,817 --> 01:40:50,153 I'm her man, I'm her brother! Who the hell are you? 1567 01:40:50,233 --> 01:40:51,275 I'm her husband! 1568 01:40:51,358 --> 01:40:55,942 By Ashraf Dnandani, if you come near her, I'll curse you! 1569 01:40:56,025 --> 01:40:58,317 I'm blessed, my prayers are heard! 1570 01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:01,483 You wanted me to get married? I'm married now! 1571 01:41:01,567 --> 01:41:03,903 Look mister, she's married now, according to God's law! 1572 01:41:03,983 --> 01:41:05,067 What's wrong with you? 1573 01:41:06,233 --> 01:41:08,650 What is this? Are you people trying to fool me? 1574 01:41:08,733 --> 01:41:10,195 How could she get married without an imam present? 1575 01:41:10,275 --> 01:41:14,400 I'm right here. Are you blind? Here's the marriage contract, 1576 01:41:14,483 --> 01:41:15,733 according to God's law. 1577 01:41:20,317 --> 01:41:21,400 What is this? 1578 01:41:22,858 --> 01:41:24,483 This is not a marriage contract! 1579 01:41:27,567 --> 01:41:28,650 It doesn't have a photo. 1580 01:41:30,692 --> 01:41:33,442 The new ones are all digital. 1581 01:41:37,567 --> 01:41:40,400 Stroll around, you beautiful bride! 1582 01:41:40,483 --> 01:41:42,608 Let us through, bro. Let us through! 1583 01:41:42,692 --> 01:41:44,442 Do you know the best news? 1584 01:41:44,525 --> 01:41:47,192 Better news than this? I'm already so freaking happy! 1585 01:41:47,275 --> 01:41:48,442 It's a surprise. 1586 01:41:48,525 --> 01:41:51,317 - Well, show me then. - Take this. 1587 01:41:56,567 --> 01:41:57,608 What the hell? 1588 01:41:59,608 --> 01:42:00,900 Dear God! 1589 01:42:02,942 --> 01:42:06,067 You didn't put your seat number on the exam paper? 1590 01:42:06,150 --> 01:42:09,733 Well, this guy you sent kept saying: take the strip off here, 1591 01:42:09,817 --> 01:42:11,942 put the strip right there… He got me confused. 1592 01:42:12,025 --> 01:42:13,362 - I got you confused, Helela? - Yeah. 1593 01:42:13,442 --> 01:42:15,942 Come on now, Helela! I told you about the strip! 1594 01:42:16,025 --> 01:42:17,275 What's a strip anyway? 1595 01:42:17,358 --> 01:42:21,233 - Oh no, the mayor! - Mr. Mayor! 1596 01:42:21,317 --> 01:42:26,900 - Helela! Your dad, Helela! - It's ok. I still have my mom. 1597 01:42:29,150 --> 01:42:30,900 Where's this damn car? 1598 01:42:30,983 --> 01:42:34,275 I couldn't find a parking space this morning. Had to park down the street. 1599 01:42:34,358 --> 01:42:37,942 God, Sayed, it's too hot! It's bad for the baby. 1600 01:42:38,025 --> 01:42:40,858 - Go get it, please. - Right away, ma'am. 1601 01:42:42,025 --> 01:42:46,442 Look, just give me a ride! Further down! 1602 01:42:55,775 --> 01:42:56,817 What's her name? 1603 01:42:58,233 --> 01:42:59,275 Amina. 1604 01:43:05,858 --> 01:43:07,858 She's so pretty. God bless her. 1605 01:43:07,942 --> 01:43:10,358 Tell your mom to get you better pampers. 1606 01:43:10,442 --> 01:43:12,567 Do you know who this is, Amina? 1607 01:43:12,650 --> 01:43:16,400 Uncle Abdel Hamid, he helped your mom pass the exam, girl. 1608 01:43:16,483 --> 01:43:18,317 Don't say that. It's nothing. 1609 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:21,108 God bless you two. I hope you find a good job. 1610 01:43:21,192 --> 01:43:23,317 - God bless you. - Peace be unto you. 1611 01:43:25,608 --> 01:43:29,650 - I thought Ibn Hanbal said not to. - Well, Ibn Hanifa said it's fine. 1612 01:43:30,567 --> 01:43:32,605 Peace be unto you. 1613 01:43:37,192 --> 01:43:38,358 Goodbye, Abdel Hamid! 1614 01:43:38,442 --> 01:43:41,483 I'll meet you at the Grammar exam! But you better come clean! 1615 01:43:41,567 --> 01:43:43,900 - Who needs to come clean, Haggag? - You! 1616 01:43:43,983 --> 01:43:46,192 I'm cleaner than you and your whole town, Haggag! 1617 01:43:46,275 --> 01:43:48,195 Are you going to throw this stone at me, jerk? 1618 01:43:48,275 --> 01:43:50,858 You should be grateful I didn't report you! 1619 01:43:50,942 --> 01:43:53,358 I should beat you up again, like I did in the classroom! 1620 01:43:53,442 --> 01:43:55,237 You're actually running after the truck, you idiot! 1621 01:43:55,317 --> 01:43:57,403 Think you're gonna catch up to me? You're dragging your feet! 1622 01:43:57,483 --> 01:43:59,358 You're the idiot dragging his feet! 1623 01:43:59,442 --> 01:44:01,483 You're dragging your feet, you little wimp! 1624 01:44:01,567 --> 01:44:03,650 I don't like this word, Haggag! 1625 01:44:03,733 --> 01:44:05,400 - Bye, Abdel Hamid! - Stop right there! 1626 01:44:05,483 --> 01:44:07,608 - Bye, Abdel Hamid! - Stop! 1627 01:44:07,692 --> 01:44:10,317 Ok, let's stop. Let's see him catch me! 1628 01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:13,317 I'll catch you. There'll be other exams! 1629 01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:15,483 I'll miss you, you dirty prick!