1 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,763 MILLIONAIRE FOR A PAW 2 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,083 REMINDER 3 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,124 PLEASE SEND THIS CARD ALONG WITH THE PAYMENT 4 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,929 SUPPLY CUT OFF NOTICE 5 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,485 PLEASE! 6 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,491 Albert Dooley, the promotion student 7 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,921 of 1959 voted with the most future. 8 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,882 You will be a success, Albert. 9 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,328 Dad. 10 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,488 Sorry. What do you want, son? 11 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,001 Look, the puppy Which Eddie says he gives me. 12 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,646 - That's lovely! - For only 50 dollars. 13 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,965 Fifty dollars? 14 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,971 - And it comes with its pedigree. - You would have to come with your own car. 15 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:09,165 I've already looked up his name... Charlie. 16 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,167 Yes, it's very good, but... 17 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,251 But 50 dollars... 18 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,331 There are also the permits, Veterinary expenses, vaccines... 19 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,123 Think of everything he will eat! 20 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,083 I will share my food with him. 21 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,681 No, the children They must eat well to grow. 22 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,683 But you are not a child. You can share your food with him. 23 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,442 Maybe next year. 24 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:48,161 I will work. I will rent my room and I'll sleep in the garage with Charlie. 25 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,729 I'm sorry. 26 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,650 I thought we were friends. 27 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,968 We are friends, but... 28 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,129 Where am I going to get 50 bucks? 29 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,888 I can't even pay the bills. 30 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,810 Here, Eddie. Take it away. 31 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,288 Friend? 32 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,689 "Cinnamon". 33 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,406 A little cinnamon. 34 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,330 Where is the cinnamon? 35 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,887 Cinnamon. 36 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,209 "Mustard". 37 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,209 "Curry powder." 38 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,685 "Garlic". 39 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,489 Garlic? 40 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,609 Are there no simpler recipes? for the apple sauce? 41 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,768 - Katie! - Yes, darling? 42 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,483 It was Herman and the Purple Cows. 43 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,843 We have to talk. You have to start saving a little. 44 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,930 First guess what I'm doing. Three opportunities. 45 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,283 - Later. - Try "plum pudding." 46 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,368 - Plum pudding. - No. 47 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,847 Try "apple sauce." 48 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,489 We have to save. 49 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,409 And savings. 50 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,569 I'm preparing this with the apples from our apple tree. 51 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,489 - That's ok. - Try it. 52 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:08,127 Tell me if it seems too much... 53 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,163 ...with too many ingredients. 54 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,369 It's good. 55 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,280 Really... It's very good. 56 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,766 But shouldn't you have peeled the apples? 57 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,929 No, the skin is where they are all vitamins. 58 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,809 And in the seeds too? 59 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,810 You should know. You are the scientist. 60 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:50,290 There has to be something 61 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,641 What we can do without. 62 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,730 -This invoice from the boutique... - I already know how to save. 63 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,047 - As? - In your lunch. 64 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,605 That? 65 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,291 It doesn't make sense that you buy food outside 66 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,609 when you can take it from home. Your wife will prepare it. 67 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,250 That's too much to ask of you. It would be every morning. 68 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,489 Foolishness. What are handcuffs for? 69 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,682 We promised each other when we got married. 70 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,280 Love and obey, until death wipes us out. 71 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,963 Thanks love. 72 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:45,283 Don't tilt it. The apple sauce goes on top. 73 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,929 Goodbye, honey. 74 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,964 Dad, Eddie says That's my last chance. 75 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,481 - So that? -Charlie. 76 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,409 - Who? - The puppy. 77 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,969 Don't bother your father with that. You already have enough worries. 78 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,331 Mr. Hooper, Our neighbor has a dog. 79 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,841 It is very big and you can feed it. 80 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,203 But he works for the Treasury, those who have our money. 81 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,561 You could afford to feed a giraffe. 82 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,889 - Finley! - Giraffe! 83 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,809 Oh my God. 84 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:35,369 I wish that crazy professor won enough to be able to investigate him. 85 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,003 Good morning, Fred. 86 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,487 - Why don't you throw a bomb at us? - It would be faster. 87 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:08,889 You are the ones who invented the internal combustion engine, carriages. 88 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,411 Peace. 89 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,371 You are a lawyer. Do something with the Wadlow boys. 90 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,643 - Something legal. - Did you say "legal" or "lethal"? 91 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,445 I accept the case. I would accept any case. 92 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,325 - I need money for rent. - You too? 93 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,967 Sometimes I wish I was born rich instead of gifted. 94 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,363 Good morning. 95 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,530 LABORATORY OF PSYCHOBIOLOGICAL RESEARCH. 96 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,804 What's up mates? 97 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,451 Velma. Are you up yet? 98 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,324 Arnold, wake up. 99 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,690 Today you have to behave. Clyde. 100 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,167 Ready for the big day? Good. 101 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,123 Mr. Duck. 102 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,407 Are you going to behave well today? 103 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,808 Will you do it for me? Please. 104 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,240 Good. 105 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,968 If you fail another test, You're a fired duck. 106 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,886 Another sad performance like yesterday, 107 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,765 and Dr. Gottlieb will climb the walls. 108 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,404 He does not see with good eyes to the ducks 109 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,808 that they do not know how to distinguish a yellow button from a red one. 110 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,250 Silence. What's happening? 111 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,009 Will you eat that apple sauce? 112 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,088 Do you like it? 113 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,044 I knew you were weird, but this is the end. 114 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,491 You've tried it too, right? 115 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,080 - I'll bring you the baking soda. -Dooley! 116 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,243 -Dooley. - Yes, Dr. Gottlieb. 117 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,169 - What are you doing? - I'm ready. 118 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,931 Do you realize how much is it delaying the program? 119 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,930 - I'm sorry. - What's wrong with the chimpanzee? 120 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,205 He's nervous. 121 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,409 - Highly strung? - For the tests. 122 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,161 Well, get on with it. 123 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,368 - Not the duck! - That? 124 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,446 The program... 125 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,767 - Modify it. - If we do a test... 126 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,521 Do you know which one it is according to the evidence the learning potential of that...? 127 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,802 - Minus 11. - It might be a little slow. 128 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,888 Slow? 129 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,250 This duck could be the key to the rhythm learning of various animals. 130 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,250 It's your last chance! 131 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,931 Thank you, sir. 132 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,405 The last one! 133 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,887 Understand. Have you heard it? 134 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,685 You have to behave well... 135 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,691 You have apple sauce in the face. Come here. 136 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,448 Last time it took ten seconds. 137 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,489 Let's see if he does better now. 138 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,645 Excellent. 139 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,128 Mr. Pig, what are you going to show us today? 140 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,044 A marvel! 141 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,210 Freak. 142 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:35,204 These tests are too for that duck. Here. 143 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,206 This is the simplest device. 144 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:43,962 The duck has practiced 49 hours on this one. It's time to see results. 145 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,851 Hit the yellow button, the one in the center. 146 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,130 He has understood it. 147 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,801 Get this stupid duck out of here! 148 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,969 One moment. Just one more time. 149 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,050 So that? He's useless. Incapable of any reaction. 150 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,050 Again. The yellow button. To the center. The yellow. 151 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,003 He doesn't give up. 152 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,169 - He's going for red again. - This one really got it. 153 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,409 At least he has reacted. 154 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,008 Get this misfit out of here. 155 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,125 It has been an interesting reaction. 156 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,402 This duck is fascinating. 157 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,041 RADIOLOGY 158 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,405 What's on today? We're going to test gamma rays with what? 159 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,046 With silicone oils high resistance. 160 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,401 - Phenyl type? - Yes. 161 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,410 What is the integrated threshold of the neutron flux? 162 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,886 - What do you mean by that? - With what? 163 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,207 You said "cua". 164 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,322 I didn't say "cua". 165 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,844 My mother! 166 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,970 Teacher. Is this one of your animals? 167 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,208 - Yeah! How did it get there? - You will know. 168 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,004 We almost finished with fried duck. 169 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,005 Alright? 170 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,521 He has nothing. It was just a small download. 171 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,042 But take care that your little friends Don't come into my apartment. 172 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,041 Today you really have finished screwing up. 173 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:52,960 We only have to look for you an asylum for failures. 174 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,844 A duck? 175 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,041 That's what it is. A duck. 176 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,491 I want a puppy. I don't want a stupid duck. 177 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,001 I haven't brought it to have it as a pet. 178 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,449 So what for? 179 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,166 Or I brought it to me or the janitor's wife cooked it. 180 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:20,171 - It was a disaster in the laboratory. - Isn't it the same cost to have a puppy? 181 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,803 - We're not going to keep it. - I wanted a puppy so badly. 182 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,402 We have already discussed it. 183 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:30,603 I'm just looking for a home to that stupid duck. 184 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,089 Maybe the farmer who brings us I want those expensive vegetables. 185 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,487 - Mr. Gilby? -Whatever his name is. 186 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,050 No, you're confused. 187 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,687 Mr. Gilby is the baker What's wrong with the van? 188 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,929 - The vegetable guy is Mr. Purdham. - Well, Purdham. 189 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,805 Give it to him. He will live happily on his farm. 190 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,161 They surely eat better than us. 191 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,730 He liked me. Look how he follows me. 192 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,081 Come on. 193 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,327 What would you think have a name? 194 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,010 Do you like it? 195 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,161 I can teach you how to do things. 196 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,521 That one? Good luck. 197 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,085 - I was thinking. - Congratulations. 198 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,921 Instead of giving him that duck to Mr. Purdham, 199 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,327 Jimmy could change it for a little dog. 200 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,205 - We have already discussed it. - I already know. 201 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,961 But it wouldn't cost you anything, and maybe it would serve to... 202 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,447 It doesn't matter. I shouldn't mention it. 203 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,047 - The fact that? - Nothing. 204 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,049 You'll figure it out. 205 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,889 The fact that? 206 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,528 The generational conflict that you are creating with Jimmy for the puppy. 207 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,004 Come on. 208 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,841 Jimmy and I have a very good relationship. We are very united. 209 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,327 Of course. 210 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,727 That's why I didn't mention it. 211 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,171 Help! 212 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,442 - He's going to kill Charlie! - That? 213 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,611 Get out of here! 214 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,161 - Leave that duck alone. - Get out of my garden! 215 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,521 - The duck is ours. - Get him out of my pool. 216 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,530 Drop my blade sharpener! 217 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,928 Be careful. 218 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,487 I already have you, webbed intruder! 219 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,729 Let go of my blade sharpener. 220 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,281 Very good, Charlie! 221 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,402 Get that duck off my slide! 222 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,443 Hold that dog! 223 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,887 Bite his tail. Don't let him escape. 224 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,041 Come here, duck. 225 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,401 like that dog a single feather touched him... 226 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,486 Leave that sharpener. 227 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,444 - Hooper, let him go! - He's going to drown him! 228 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,170 Come here, duck! 229 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,249 I'll call the animal shelter. 230 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,847 Call your dog! 231 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,249 Get that duck out of the pool. It is contaminating it. 232 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,890 Take out your dirty shoes of my pool! 233 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,966 He hit my husband! 234 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,602 Come here. Catch the duck. 235 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,566 Hurry. 236 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,610 - Down the ladder. - Come on! Albert, quick. 237 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,491 Hurry, before for the dog to come out. 238 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,162 Go for them. 239 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,289 Give them what they deserve. 240 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,729 Finley! 241 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,207 What are you doing in there with clothes on? 242 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,209 I can't leave you alone not even a minute: 243 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,404 Look, dad. Charlie laid an egg! 244 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,451 Wow, Charlie, you're a mom! 245 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,691 Twins! 246 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,802 Four eggs. What do you think? 247 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,481 I don't know how he could put them with that beast barking at him. 248 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,410 That beast was the cause that I put them. 249 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,288 If they barely know each other. 250 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,325 I mean... 251 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,762 I know what you mean, but not in front of our H-I-J-O. 252 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,406 They teach us those things at school. 253 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,282 No. It is a conditioned reflex. 254 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,846 When a dog barks, the duck lays an egg. 255 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,530 It happened in the laboratory. 256 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,961 That's not what my mother he explained to me. 257 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,962 What does it matter? What matters... 258 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,970 ...is what we will save not having to buy eggs. 259 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,290 We're not going to eat those eggs. 260 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,007 This duck is very rare. 261 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:55,567 No, it's an aberration, a biological mutation. 262 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,489 Oh yes? 263 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,009 It has quite a chemical cocktail. 264 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,361 He has even received radiation... 265 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,448 We're not going to eat those eggs. 266 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,291 Very good. Then we will incubate them. 267 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,283 Is that okay with you? Raise ducklings. 268 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,170 No. Anyway I don't think anything will come out. 269 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,285 It would be best to bury them. I'll do it when Jimmy's asleep. 270 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,923 - What the hell are you doing? - Nothing. 271 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,846 To dig a hole at midnight... 272 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,247 ...in pajamas... 273 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,169 ...you call it nothing? 274 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,362 I'm digging. 275 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,689 - What are you looking for? - Nocturnal insects. 276 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,444 Well, they lay huge eggs. 277 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,849 Go to sleep. 278 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,488 You are like a goat. 279 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,486 - Did you want to see me? - I have a scientific doubt. 280 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,289 Come on. 281 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,089 Sit down. 282 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,649 - Well? - Dr. Gottlieb, would it be possible...? 283 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,649 With science, everything is possible. 284 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,401 Yes, but could radiation alter the molecular structure of a... 285 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,364 ...of an organic substance making it inorganic? 286 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,247 so now He has become a radiobiologist. 287 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,169 One moment. 288 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,562 Check out these to get started. 289 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,411 - I just wanted to know... - The answer is yes. 290 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,684 - But what substance? - An egg, for example. 291 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,885 - What kind of egg? - It doesn't matter. 292 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,051 Chicken, turkey, duck. 293 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,323 - Don't mind the ducks. - Excuse me. 294 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,364 That experiment has already been done. 295 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,324 In 1903. 296 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,364 He was a young medical student 297 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,126 of the Royal Hospital of Vienna. 298 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,847 His name was Schultz or Schmaltz. 299 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,088 Here it is. Schwartz. 300 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,171 "Looking for a chemical basis 301 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,567 to inflame the radius radiogenically, 302 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:22,129 Gottwald Schwartz exposed an egg to the effect of Becquerel rays... 303 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,961 "Both organic molecules as the inorganic ones underwent changes. 304 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,247 The white of the egg did not present alteration, 305 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,761 but the yolk underwent an obvious modification... 306 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,649 The yolk! That is! 307 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,371 I mean... It's very interesting. 308 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:50,528 Wouldn't the yolk transform... 309 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,722 ...in some type of metal? 310 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,289 Metal? 311 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,682 What are you trying to do, Dooley, make gold? 312 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,602 you said that anything was possible. 313 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,529 Possible yes. 314 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,201 But... turning an egg into gold? 315 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,002 That's from Aesop's fables. 316 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:25,090 Yes, but gold has already been synthesized artificially. 317 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,885 Yes, through nuclear bombardment, 318 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,004 But you know how much that costs. 319 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,566 - It is not profitable. - No. 320 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,284 Excuse me. 321 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,688 I'm going there. 322 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,643 Excuse me. 323 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:47,488 I have to go measure chimpanzee IQ. 324 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,124 One hundred and forty. It's higher than mine. 325 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,366 We have done many tests with the metal he brought. 326 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,448 It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen. 327 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,767 - But is it...? - You're not going to believe the report. 328 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,803 - It's crazy. - So it's not... 329 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,887 Look at this, Dooley. The metal contains traces of D-galacturonic acid. 330 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,606 Isn't that crazy? 331 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,848 You know what that is. It's pectin. 332 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,240 Pectin? 333 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,125 Hydrolyzed pectin due to intense heat. 334 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,561 Pectin is found in the apple skin. 335 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,529 Apple sauce. 336 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,849 It isn't true. And look: It also has traces of garlic. 337 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,406 I don't want to hear more. If it's not gold, I'm not interested. 338 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,488 It is practically pure gold. 339 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,086 That? 340 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,646 But it contains some very rare impurities. 341 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,649 Even an unidentifiable element. 342 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,606 Has no relationship with anyone of the 103 known chemical elements. 343 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,084 What is this? A moon rock? 344 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,610 No no. 345 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,927 I have never left California. 346 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,880 - Where did you dig to find this? - I didn't dig anywhere. 347 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,209 - An alluvial deposit? - Yes, it is a deposit. 348 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,129 - Thank you. - Wait. 349 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,801 - Don't you want your report? He has paid for it. - Yes. 350 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,810 The report. Thank you so much. 351 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,681 A chemical analysis. And? 352 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,929 I need a lawyer to help me to establish a company. 353 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,764 So that? 354 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:47,648 That sample comes of the yolk of a duck egg. 355 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,685 Come on now. 356 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,565 I know that to a mind from the legal world will sound incredible to you, 357 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,082 but already in 1903, a scientist from Vienna... 358 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,965 Have you read Aesop's fables, the goose? 359 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,686 Do you think it's wise? drive in your state? 360 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,043 That fable, Scientifically speaking, it is possible. 361 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,721 - For. I drive. - Very good, skeptical. 362 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,640 I will take you to witness the laying of one of those golden eggs. 363 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,769 Careful! 364 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,004 Orlo, you are a dangerous madman! 365 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:31,165 But I'm not even in the car. The driver is Arvin. Retrograde! 366 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,280 You just lie there and relax. 367 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,449 Forget about that horrible Treasury office. 368 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,040 Thank you, dear. How good you are. 369 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,489 Come on. 370 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,241 I'll bring the duck, I'll bring the dog Hooper barks at him and you'll see. 371 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,601 You have to go up and talk to Jimmy. 372 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,883 Not now. I have news. Money problems are over. 373 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,241 Jimmy is very sad because I... 374 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,762 We will be richer than we could ever dream of. 375 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,042 I always knew you would go far, 376 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,403 even when dad repeated to me "Don't marry that lazy man..." 377 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,568 It's not something I've done. It's Charlie. 378 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,808 Do you remember eggs What was I going to bury? 379 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,208 Get ready. They are gold. 380 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,121 Don't make that face. I'm not joking. 381 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,323 - It's true. - I believe you. 382 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,764 - What's happening? - I gave the duck to Mr. Purdham. 383 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,045 You sent it to me! 384 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,369 And I'm sorry. Jimmy is crying. 385 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,005 Where does Purdham live? 386 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,202 - I'm not sure. - Think, think! 387 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,484 I'm trying. 388 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,324 - Where does Purdham live? - Try the cookie jar. 389 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,761 -The boat of... - I keep the addresses there. 390 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:08,290 We have to find that duck before something happens to him. 391 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,689 "Chicken chow mein." 392 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,768 But I... 393 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,803 Purdham! 394 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,890 Oak Road. Come on! 395 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,322 Get in the car, Fred! 396 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,408 Dad, wait! 397 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,564 I guess I can... 398 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,006 ...give you five dollars for it. 399 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,966 I never say no to a good business. 400 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,924 You will find it in the corral, behind the barn. 401 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,322 There are at least a thousand ducks here! 402 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,369 Where are you? 403 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,331 That duck does not respond to stimuli normal, like hearing your name. 404 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,162 - Do you know what we need? - A good psychiatrist. 405 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,522 we need something to what you react. 406 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,565 Start barking. 407 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,400 It's our only chance. Bark! 408 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,361 One moment. What am I doing? 409 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,088 A sane, licensed adult in law barking to find a duck 410 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,328 that lays solid gold eggs? 411 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,446 Solid gold eggs! 412 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,321 I'll never see Charlie again. 413 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,091 we will not give up until we see ourselves defeated. 414 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,884 We will find him. 415 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,682 Where are you going? 416 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,322 They escape! 417 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,891 Come on, Fred! 418 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,004 Get out of there! Go back to where you were. 419 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,043 Ducks, come back. 420 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,322 - They get into the pond. - Go ahead! 421 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,647 Ducks, turn around! Go back, ducks. 422 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,525 Get them out of the water. Push them towards the shore. 423 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,722 What's going on here? 424 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,444 He said he would only take one. 425 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,403 There was a problem with the porthole. 426 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,602 Put it back in those bugs in the corral. 427 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,290 To the corral! 428 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,601 I found Charlie! 429 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,968 Wait. Come back! 430 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,889 Help me. 431 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,764 - I knew we would find him. - Are you sure, son? 432 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,406 Of course. It's Charlie. 433 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,808 There's only one way to find out. Put it on the ground and hold it. 434 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,681 Maybe it's just worth it with Hooper's dog. 435 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,650 Not to criticize, darling. 436 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,563 You don't sound like Hooper's dog. 437 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,164 It's more like... 438 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,485 I think you're right. 439 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,331 The tone. It may be a matter of tone. 440 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,208 What do you say now, skeptic? 441 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,884 Friend... you have before your eyes to a believer. 442 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,011 If we calculate by weight in troy ounces 443 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,090 and at the current price of gold, 444 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,601 More than 900 bucks per yolk come out. 445 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,445 - That's how it is. -If you lay four eggs in... 446 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,211 - How long did you say? - Ten minutes. 447 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,448 That would be 448 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,291 more than $20,000 per hour. 449 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,290 If we put it to work six hours a day, 450 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,607 taking a couple of coffee breaks, 451 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,609 for corn... 452 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,329 Al, friend, 453 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,841 it's a business of 100,000 dollars a day! 454 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,567 As long as you find the formula to keep it going. 455 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,682 You will get it. 456 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:41,121 The problem is: How to protect legally our fortune? 457 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,930 "Our fortune"? 458 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,964 what do you mean with that "our fortune" thing? 459 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,890 Look, Al, 460 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,401 I'm just trying to save you money. 461 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,241 If you make me a member, you will save legal representation expenses. 462 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,322 I will have to work in this exclusively 463 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,206 to establish that duck in society and get those from the Treasury off your back. 464 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,086 - I dried your clothes. - Excellent. 465 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,807 How have you managed to do this? 466 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,610 It hasn't been a bother. 467 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,843 you don't do anything until you have thought about how to carry this. 468 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,406 And don't talk about it to anyone, especially with that... 469 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,329 -Hooper? - That. 470 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:25,331 We don't want that hound of the government snooping around here. 471 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,444 The first thing I will do is free myself of that ratchet with wheels. 472 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,086 I have seen a fantastic sports car. 473 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,602 Wait! Don't spend a cent yet. 474 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,485 - That? - No changes in your lifestyle. 475 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,206 - Not paying the bills? - Invoices are fine. 476 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,529 But you shouldn't raise suspicions until you have legal protection. 477 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,522 Let's go to sleep. 478 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,808 Or... 479 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,845 ...Do you think we should bark at him a little more? to that duck to make more pasta? 480 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,203 Jimmy is asleep with the duck and I don't want you to wake him up. 481 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,767 don't forget to give me back the bathrobe. 482 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,930 - It's not part of our deal. - Okay... partner. 483 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,363 Can we now retil the house? 484 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,802 Retil the house? 485 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,161 We can re-til the Pentagon. 486 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,169 We can buy the Pentagon. 487 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,250 And what are we going to do with it? 488 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,648 No, I just wanted to give you an idea. of everything we can do. 489 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,286 We have what other people They can only dream. 490 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,724 It's a little scary. 491 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,968 I already believe it. 492 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,523 How rich are we going to be? 493 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,008 So much so that never we could spend it all. 494 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,043 - We can try. - One moment. 495 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,686 - I just want to help as much as possible. - It's very good, 496 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,610 but let's not jump in. Let's not forget the value of things. 497 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,200 Aesop warns us of the dangers of usury. 498 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,766 - Whose? - Greed. 499 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,804 The character of the fable ends up ruined because he is greedy. 500 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,446 but we We will keep our feet on the ground. 501 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,484 That? 502 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,081 Let's get those feet off the ground to go to bed. 503 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,928 That's lovely. 504 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,646 You should close the window. It's going to get cold. 505 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,363 Good idea. 506 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,122 Now what? 507 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,005 The value of things. 508 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,122 What are you talking about? 509 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,686 I already believe he was right. 510 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,846 - Who? - You already know. 511 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,686 What do I know? 512 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,851 Aesop! 513 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,449 Your lunch. 514 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,926 Take good care of Charlie while I'm not there. 515 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,283 Don't worry, I'll do it. Now go. 516 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,006 And don't let me catch him Mr. Hooper's dog. 517 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,891 Jimmy, hurry up. You're going to be late for school. 518 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,642 Say? Who? 519 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,689 The bank. 520 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,170 Problems with checks? 521 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,881 Well, you printed them. 522 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:57,484 How can you stay open a bank that has no funds? 523 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,649 Not us, you. 524 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,411 We have already explained who cannot write checks 525 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,284 for more money than he has. 526 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,289 You can go to jail. 527 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,483 No, don't do that to me. Please don't call my husband. 528 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,242 I can get the money. Can you wait a moment? 529 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,649 Mr. Meaker, I... 530 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,491 I'm afraid you will have to call my husband... 531 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,685 Wait. 532 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,040 I'll go there right away. 533 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,968 What is this? 534 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,840 I'm in the red and I come to cover the debt. 535 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,604 Yes, it is in the red. 536 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,644 But what is this? 537 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,603 This? 538 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:16,408 It's gold, for a value of more than 900 dollars in troy ounces. 539 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,524 and this is the deposit form. 540 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,689 - You must have seen them before. - One moment, please. 541 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,847 - Following. - Come this way. 542 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,806 But what kind of bank is this? 543 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,685 Sit down. 544 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:13,321 Mrs. Dooley, we cannot accept trinkets as deposit. 545 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,085 Being bankers Haven't you heard of gold? 546 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,843 As if he brought us an ingot. I can't do anything... 547 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,961 Ingot? 548 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,765 I mean refined gold instead of raw gold. 549 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,481 The only thing we can do with this is to send it to the Federal Reserve. 550 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,444 But that wouldn't change the balance of your checking account. 551 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,245 I will not allow such a thing. I'll take it to another bank. 552 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,046 They will tell you the same thing as us. 553 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,562 The only place that can lead It's to a refinery. 554 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,523 A refinery? 555 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,647 UNITED REFINERIES COMPANY 556 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,169 Where did you get that hat? 557 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,169 What hat? 558 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,407 It was discounted. 559 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,922 If you paid with a check, We are in the red again. 560 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,169 No, we are not. Today I deposited 900 dollars. 561 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,485 - Where did you get 900 dollars? - From the refinery. 562 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:27,206 - Have you gotten your hands on the eggs? - No. Charlie put one up for me. 563 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,929 Why did you take it to the refinery? 564 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,929 That's what they told me at the bank. 565 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,929 The bank? 566 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,362 You took it to... Did you also take it to the newspapers? 567 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,291 No, just to the bank. 568 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,643 They said that if it did not cover bad checks, he would go to jail. 569 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,364 Did you want me to go to jail? 570 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,921 What a husband. He prefers to see his wife in jail. 571 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,886 Didn't Fred say not to tell and that we wouldn't spend the money? 572 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,207 What do we want it for then? 573 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,883 Hello, partners. 574 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,128 - Don't tell him what I did. - What has he done? 575 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:05,686 - I sold an egg to a refinery. - Good! 576 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,646 It's the only thing we can do. No We have a license to traffic gold. 577 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,922 - Then get us one. - Clear. 578 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,805 Can you imagine going to the Treasury Department and tell them: 579 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,766 "I need a license for my duckling that lays golden eggs"? 580 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,690 Hooper could get one. He works for the Treasury. 581 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,600 I'd confiscate that duck from us so quickly that you wouldn't even see it disappear. 582 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,963 - We have to get the gold out of here. - Because? 583 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:34,763 Federal regulations. You could fall ten years to store it. Read this. 584 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,682 We will have to invent ourselves something to tell in the refineries. 585 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,166 Because? 586 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,524 Because if we tell them that they are eggs of duck, they send us to the asylum. 587 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,848 That's what I told them and they didn't send me. 588 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,611 Yes, but you... 589 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:54,123 Wait a moment. Wouldn't you tell them where did the gold come from? 590 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,962 It's just that he asked me. 591 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,167 Now everyone will go after that duck. 592 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,570 -What did he say when he heard it? - Serious. 593 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,649 Serious? 594 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,808 Serious? 595 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,802 Have you heard that? Serious! 596 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,531 Don't you realize? She has solved the problem. 597 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,325 You can tell them the truth; They will never believe it. 598 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,205 They won't lock her up no matter how crazy it sounds. 599 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,130 I'm not sure of wanting my wife... 600 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,528 - And this, Fred? New suit? - Listen, honey. 601 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:37,361 This is the list of refineries. Don't sell too many eggs at once. 602 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,087 You won't... You also have a new briefcase. 603 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,770 It's no big deal. 604 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,962 Change from one refinery to another, 605 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,128 If not, they will become suspicious. 606 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:51,529 Understood. can i buy some new clothes for this? 607 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,005 No, we shouldn't spend the money. 608 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,369 ALCO COMPANY FOUNDRY AND REFINERY 609 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,244 PROCUREMENT AGENT 610 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,640 This gold is of exceptional purity. 611 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,728 The cashier is preparing your check. 612 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,486 They are nuggets very interesting. 613 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,729 - Of identical shape and size. - Yes, I have noticed. 614 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,286 I would like to know How did they come out like this? 615 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,688 Can you believe it? A duck put them. 616 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,962 A duck put them. 617 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,606 - What kind of duck? - A white one. 618 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,802 A little white duck. 619 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,002 Getting back to the nuggets... 620 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,566 I'm in a big hurry. 621 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,685 - We don't have his address. - Don't worry. I do have it. 622 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,766 The Treasury Department? I'm Carter from Alco. 623 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,771 I have something very strange here. Maybe you want to take a look at it. 624 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,207 NATIONAL GOLD REFINERIES 625 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,806 A beauty. 626 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,684 What is the price of that car? 627 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,771 $7,995. 628 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,884 - Not a dozen eggs. - How do you say? 629 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,642 No, nothing. Could I reserve it? leaving a deposit? 630 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,082 - I'm afraid not. - I imagined it. 631 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,204 Well, I can't buy it now, but... 632 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,363 ...I'll be back. 633 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,448 According to the phone calls... 634 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,565 ...that the Department office from the Treasury has been receiving, 635 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,047 have been marked on this map the refineries... 636 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,527 ...who have received some... 637 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,802 ...of those strange gold nuggets. 638 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,366 We still don't know which is the responsible band, 639 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,041 but without a doubt it is of an underworld operation. 640 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,811 If not, why were they going? to want to distribute the nuggets 641 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,410 for all those refineries? 642 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,602 So do you believe What is a mafia thing? 643 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,325 - It could be something even worse. - Worse? 644 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:24,403 Gentlemen, you may have given with a system to make gold. 645 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,723 It is unlikely. 646 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,845 Only achieved through bombing atomic and the cost is astronomical. 647 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,883 I know, Hooper. 648 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,526 But they have found a method 649 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,723 affordable enough to put it on the market. 650 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,401 Our best chemicals cannot identify all the elements, 651 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:48,447 and there are traces of impurities as rare as... apple pectin. 652 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,008 Gold with apple? 653 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,165 Don't laugh. 654 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,444 Do you remember what happened with the humble mold of bread? 655 00:50:58,560 --> 00:50:59,971 Penicillin. 656 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,970 But Mr. Morgan from the Federal Reserve Bank... 657 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,924 ...has something else to tell us. 658 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,609 Gentlemen, this... 659 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,970 ...this is something which must be prevented at all costs. 660 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:19,051 I mean... Money is the most important thing... 661 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,084 What we must do is... We must unmask... 662 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,646 ...and stop to that nefarious band of... 663 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,562 I tremble just thinking 664 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,082 what would happen if this Get out of this room! 665 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,450 Sorry. 666 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,927 Rutledge to the device. 667 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,529 Yes, it's here. One moment. Morgan, it's for you. 668 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,927 He is the president from the New York Stock Exchange. 669 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,964 He says it's urgent. I'll pass it to line one. 670 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,928 What rumor? 671 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,888 Synthetic gold? 672 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,081 Where have you heard such a thing? 673 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,929 At the hairdresser? 674 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,688 No, Bob. At all. 675 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,691 No, nothing like that. Well, we were a little startled. 676 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,691 When they heard about that gold, but everything is under control. 677 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,600 So I said on Wall Street let them calm down. 678 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,764 Very good, Bob. 679 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,600 How could your hairdresser...? 680 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,326 Rutledge. For you again. 681 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,568 I'll pass it on to you two. 682 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,885 Yes, to the device. 683 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,203 The State Department? 684 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,160 Hello, Rodge. 685 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,921 It's just a rumor. 686 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:06,125 Ed, true or not, this can sink our external monetary agreements. 687 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,010 Believe me, we have it under control. 688 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,964 No, not a single word of this... 689 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,082 ...will leave the country. 690 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,720 Put me with the ambassador of the United States. 691 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,049 How dare they manipulate your gold? It's all ours. 692 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,889 The United States They are making gold. 693 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,809 It's a plot. 694 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,766 If those damn Yankees They are manufacturing it, we are lost. 695 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,008 Please get the formula. 696 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:41,284 If they make it for ten dollars per ounce, we will do it at 8.95. 697 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,282 The White House? 698 00:53:55,120 --> 00:54:00,047 Yes sir. I realize that He already has enough worries. 699 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,728 I understand, sir. Perfectly... Yes, sir. 700 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,368 Gentlemen, I think it is clear what is your duty. 701 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,405 I leave it in your hands. 702 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,728 What clues do they have? about that band? 703 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,009 Clues. 704 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,522 The only clue there is is the name of the collector. 705 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,483 Collector 706 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,047 Operates under multiple aliases 707 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,640 like K.W. Dooley, 708 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,200 "Katie Klaus" Dooley, 709 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,926 Mrs. Albert Dooley, 710 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,327 Frances Abigail Dooley. 711 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:57,287 What did you say after Albert Dooley? That's my neighbor! 712 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,324 - Your neighbor? - It's not my fault. 713 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,807 I already lived there when they moved. 714 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:07,448 Albert Dooley. I already knew that that teacher was not trustworthy. 715 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,845 What a shame! A man your age! 716 00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,401 It is a secret investigative work. 717 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,121 Yes, I see it. 718 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,609 Hello, neighbor! 719 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,643 How are you doing, friend? 720 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,362 Good. 721 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:01,689 I'm taking a break. 722 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,771 Today I decided to stay home... making some arrangements. 723 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,405 Have fun. 724 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,765 Hooper is suspicious. Have you told him something? 725 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,530 You forgot to kiss me. 726 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,690 - Answer me. - I haven't even spoken to him. 727 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,970 -And what about Jimmy? - I do talk to him. He is our son. 728 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,731 - I already know that. - Why do you suspect Hooper? 729 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,922 It's friendly. Do you need more proof? 730 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,241 - And that car? - It's beautiful, isn't it? 731 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,125 what has happened about not changing your lifestyle? 732 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,481 I have an idea That will save us a fortune. 733 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,967 - It's the car I wanted. - Good taste. 734 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,289 Your friend Freddy will take care of it that you have a full garage. 735 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,008 Why can't we have a car like that? 736 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,007 Can't you think about anything but that? In material wealth? 737 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,567 I'm here, sweating bullets to solve this and you... Albert! 738 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,126 What do you think of this name? for society? 739 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,686 "Dooley wrought iron saunas"? 740 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,727 -What does that have to do with gold? - Nothing. 741 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,850 It sounds like a bad deal. They won't harass us with taxes. 742 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,480 Whatever. We have bigger problems. 743 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,410 - New problems? - Hooper suspects something. 744 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,968 He spoke to me. 745 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,971 And I can't identify the radioactive element of our gold, 746 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,560 so I don't know either What is its radioactive period? 747 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,480 - And if I don't know what your period is... - What is this radioactive period? 748 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,524 The rate of disintegration of a radioactive substance. 749 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,167 In other words, it could run out. 750 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,807 Exhaust? 751 00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,685 Could our duck leave to lay golden eggs? 752 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,564 Exact. 753 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,244 Do you mean that duck could it be out of stock already? 754 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,523 - It's possible. - Well, go get him. 755 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,529 Go away and let's check it out! 756 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,289 Bring the duck! 757 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,165 You don't have to scream. I hear perfectly. 758 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,886 - Where's Charlie? - Outside. 759 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,286 That? 760 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,210 Jimmy took it to go for a walk with the Wadlows. 761 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,607 The Wadlow boys? No, please! 762 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,691 Knowing how those crazy people drive, We can say goodbye to Charlie! 763 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,849 You said you would take us Charlie and I go for a walk. 764 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,769 Don't worry. We will take you. 765 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,850 Why don't you put the battery in now...? 766 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,169 Help him. 767 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:44,563 If you want to stay here, you will have to behave. 768 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,289 Get that duck down from there! It's going to fry! 769 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,922 Arvin, look. He likes it. 770 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,085 It's amazing. 771 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,604 Will you sell it to us? We'll give you two bucks for it. 772 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,167 Nothing of that. He's my friend. 773 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,328 I have an idea. 774 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,205 - What are you doing? - Don't do that! 775 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,766 - It's fun! - The fun is over. 776 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,281 They were going to take us to Charlie and me to go for a walk. 777 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,171 They are not going to put this duck in that vehicle danger. 778 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,045 Wait a minute, Mr. Dooley. Doesn't that duck belong to Jimmy? 779 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,728 You are violating your civil rights! 780 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,367 It is not a civil law case. It's... property rights. 781 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,448 Dictators! 782 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:30,323 Jimmy is upstairs crying. What have you done to him? 783 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,603 I haven't done anything to him. I was just protecting the duck. 784 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,246 We can't risk it again. 785 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,045 We can't leave it in Jimmy's hands. 786 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,845 You can't do that. Jimmy loves that duck. 787 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,247 He is your only friend now that you are against him. 788 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,169 What do you mean? 789 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:49,489 We have to find out if Charlie may or may not produce more. Come on. 790 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,362 It serves you well. Pervert! 791 01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:01,286 Hello. How are you growing! Come. I want to show you something. 792 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,402 I don't have permission to go to your garden. 793 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,320 Yes you can pass. Come. I have a gift for you. 794 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,843 Is it for me? 795 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,646 If you want it. to my nephew It has become too small. 796 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,165 What a pretty duck you have. 797 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,170 She sure lays a lot of eggs. 798 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,123 Yes, many. 799 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:33,529 Do you know something? I've never seen a duck egg. 800 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:37,042 can you do put one for me? 801 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,687 I don't know. My father can. He barks at him to put it. 802 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,122 Oh yeah? He barks at the duck... 803 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:48,450 What do you think if I try it? Come here to hold it. 804 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,403 Here we go. 805 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,807 Do we have something here? No. 806 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,209 - Come home. - But look at the bicycle that... 807 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,085 Right now. And bring Charlie. Walking. 808 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,968 And you, Mr. Hooper, 809 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,889 stealing the eggs of their neighbors. 810 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,571 Aren't you ashamed? 811 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,566 Yes, that's it. He knows it! 812 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,206 No, it was not done with the egg... 813 01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:40,689 I can't keep the duck locked in. It would be inhumane. 814 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,369 OK. 815 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,002 An emergency, Fred. Hooper knows it. 816 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:52,363 See you at home. I will escape from here as soon as I can. 817 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:03,610 What he has is a duck. 818 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,802 - Did you say "duck"? - Yes. A duck. 819 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,002 I understand. 820 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:16,409 Obviously this is a new underworld slang term. 821 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,411 An ordinary duck. Of those who do quack, quack. 822 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,046 And this duck lays golden eggs. 823 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,050 It's true. I've seen him do it. 824 01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,208 They bark at him to put on. 825 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:33,005 - Bark at him? - Like a dog. 826 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:38,322 They bark like this... And that does Let the duck lay golden eggs. 827 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,849 - I did it too. - You? 828 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,848 Have you put a golden egg, Hooper? 829 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,442 Yes. It wasn't easy, but... Nope! I haven't laid an egg... 830 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:59,609 I barked at him and the duck laid a golden egg. 831 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,646 Very interesting, Hooper. 832 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,361 Why don't you pass by my office tomorrow... 833 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,280 ...and we talk for a while? 834 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,846 But... wait. I know it sounds... 835 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,725 Confiscate that duck and I will prove it to you. 836 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,046 how long Have you been in the Department? 837 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,403 - I entered after Prohibition. - Boss. 838 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:36,764 It may be true. I spoke with a certain Dr. Gottlieb of the university, 839 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,202 and said something about Dooley I wanted to produce golden eggs. 840 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,085 I thought you were kidding me. 841 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,044 Aren't those nuggets the size of an egg yolk? 842 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,288 Enough! 843 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,165 That all sounds like a fairy tale to me. 844 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,009 True, but think about the facts. 845 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,286 Yes, Mr. Morgan. No, we don't have them yet, but we already know it's a duck. 846 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,449 - Lays golden eggs. A duck. - Give me that. 847 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,051 Hello, Morgan. I'm Rutledge. 848 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,928 Thank you. You too. 849 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:16,409 Yes, the matter seems to have some relationship with a duck. 850 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,682 We don't know for sure. 851 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,406 Oh no, duck. P-A.. Yes. 852 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,807 Not a word has come out of here. 853 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,002 A duck? 854 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:30,522 Try to change it. Offer them all their gold. 855 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:34,326 Sell our mines and buy them all the ducks from here to Cape Town. 856 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,091 Get the plans of the American duck. 857 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,568 We will make them the same. Plastic, half price. 858 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,008 I'll just tell you one thing. 859 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:49,563 Get that duck. Do you understand me? 860 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,968 Alright, guys. Let's intervene. 861 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,886 This is the plan. 862 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,806 - Where's Charlie? - Upstairs, with Jimmy. 863 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,888 Good. Where is the egg? 864 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,367 That is. There are also than get rid of the duck. 865 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:21,643 Do you have more? You have to get rid of them. 866 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,091 What are you doing? 867 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,168 - I'll keep it. - I just want to help. 868 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,726 I tell you that the eggs I'll take care of it! 869 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,769 - Where are you going? - Eunice, not now. 870 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,611 - Drop my egg. - It's mine too. 871 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,929 Enough! Go upstairs to look for the duck. 872 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:45,649 One moment. I am the one who decides what I'm going to do! 873 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,722 I'm going upstairs to look for the duck. 874 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,324 Hello, neighbor. 875 01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,922 I wanted to introduce you to my colleagues of the Treasury Department. 876 01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,520 - These are Rutledge, Smith... - Delighted. 877 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,961 Can you come back another day? I'm very busy. 878 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:19,928 Being in the Treasury does not give them the right to enter here without a search warrant. 879 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,280 We have it. 880 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,289 Here it is. 881 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,641 Dooley, Mr. Rutledge He wants to see his duck. 882 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,610 What duck? 883 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,929 - Come on. - Are you referring to my son's pet? 884 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,646 Mr. Dooley, We have an eyewitness... 885 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,445 ...willing to testify that you have a duck 886 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,847 that lays... golden eggs. 887 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,928 Golden eggs? 888 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,247 What have you done for? such nonsense? 889 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,442 Eggs worth $41,000 890 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,450 and they have not declared not a cent of that money. 891 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,927 That duck of yours 892 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,964 could be the property most valuable in the United States. 893 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,686 That duck is a fountain natural wealth. 894 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:00,723 Like the Hoover Dam. 895 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,810 That duck must be protected by the government. 896 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,810 There is no evidence that duck lays golden eggs. 897 01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:11,289 I understand that the duck lays eggs when you want. 898 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,688 That's how it is. I did it myself. You just have to bark at it. 899 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,723 I'm going to get the duck. 900 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:19,047 One moment. You have your rights. 901 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:23,085 - I would like to speak with my client. - You have 30 seconds. 902 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,485 Have you gone crazy? 903 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,444 I will bark with the wrong tone and will not lay any eggs. 904 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,403 -Won't he give us away? - What's up? 905 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:42,366 - I'm going to get the duck. - I think I'd better go. 906 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:45,370 I may not want to give it to you. He is very angry with you. 907 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,960 - Beckert, don't let her out of your sight. - No. 908 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,811 I'm not going to go up with a stranger. 909 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,048 It's okay, Katie. 910 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,080 - He's gone. - The duck? 911 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,680 - Jimmy. - He escaped through the window with the duck. 912 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,609 - Are they both gone? - He deceived us. 913 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,927 - Shut up, Hooper! - Don't stay there. 914 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,486 - Go out and look for him. - I'll take care of it. 915 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,489 Beckert, Smith, Forbes, outside. 916 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,490 Spread out, cover the area. Hooper, come with me. 917 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:24,841 Katie is right. You have to find the duck. 918 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,122 Not the duck, Fred. To my son! 919 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,011 Have you seen leaving home the Dooley boy? 920 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,248 - With the duck? - Well yes. 921 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,125 He took a bicycle out of our garage and sped off. 922 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,846 - In which direction did he go? - Over there. 923 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,725 Forbes! Come on! 924 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,441 Be more careful with what you do! 925 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,729 Poor Jimmy. If we had never brought that damn duck... 926 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:52,764 Honey, we'll find him. 927 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,329 There's the bicycle. Come on. 928 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,284 Turn around! Come on! 929 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,244 There, Chief. 930 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,808 Search that truck. 931 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,128 Above. 932 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,208 It's not here. 933 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,486 - What are you doing in my truck? - Excuse me, sir. 934 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,570 It is an official government matter of the United States. 935 01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:29,762 We know that you have a duck somewhere. 936 01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:31,530 A duck? 937 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,481 I know. They are from the indiscreet camera. 938 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,044 Where is? 939 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:48,002 Hooper, look in that container. 940 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,529 That's it. Get out of the way. 941 01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:07,411 Let's search the rest of the alley. There is no trace of him here. 942 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,721 - There they are. Follow them! - Wait for us! 943 01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:21,883 Come on. 944 01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:47,367 What are you doing? 945 01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:49,767 For! Come here! 946 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,881 The guy in the truck braked so as not to catch the duck. 947 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,570 It's Jimmy. 948 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:00,330 What did you want me to do? 949 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:03,046 Are you crazy? 950 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:05,401 - Come on. - Don't let them take Charlie. 951 01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,205 -Who is looking for you? - Everyone, even the government. 952 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,368 The government? Come on, Arvin. Hurry. 953 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:14,121 - Okay. Don't worry. - Come here, Charlie. You are mine. 954 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,083 There they are! They go with the Wadlows. 955 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:26,009 Leave that! Come here. Move that car out of there! 956 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,242 I told you to move it! 957 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,330 Careful! 958 01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,960 Look: "At your disposal when you need us." 959 01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,525 WEST TELEPHONE COMPANY 960 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:07,564 - Go up. -Shouldn't we leave a note? 961 01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,523 Come up! 962 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,131 Come up! 963 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,487 For this thing. He's going to kill himself. 964 01:15:56,600 --> 01:16:00,127 - Put him down. - How does this device work? 965 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,921 Turn right at the next corner! 966 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,325 Careful! 967 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,204 The traffic light was red. 968 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,487 Look what they're chasing us with. 969 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:38,963 I take my hat off to your father. How often it is. 970 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:46,526 Fred, be more careful! 971 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,404 Hang in there, Albert! 972 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,401 Are you trying to kill me? 973 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,881 You're going to "decaptivate" him! 974 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,970 - What are you trying, Dooley? - What do you think? 975 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,003 I'm waiting for a tram! 976 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,210 Go ahead, Forbes. Follow them. 977 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,765 Go for them. 978 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,925 Pass that truck and we've got them. 979 01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:09,844 Come on. Forward. 980 01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,002 Your father is cool, but a little hesitant. 981 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:12,203 Stop! You can't enter without a card! 982 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:23,442 Go back to that garage, Forbes. We already have them. 983 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,481 You can't do it here 180 degree turns! 984 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,928 Move. Disperse. 985 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:44,646 official business of the United States government. 986 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:46,888 This is how it is explained the mess they've made! 987 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:57,649 The boys They are in the parking lot. 988 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:10,648 can't put this vehicle here. 989 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,127 - My son is in there. - I don't mind. 990 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:15,049 Get out of here! 991 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:18,084 Do you charge me or not? I'm in a hurry. 992 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,806 - This woman's son... - Get this stuff out of here. 993 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,404 Over there. 994 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,250 Come on. 995 01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,968 Runs! Fast! 996 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,407 There you go. 997 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:08,001 The staircase. 998 01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,889 Get on. 999 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:26,007 - Where are you? - Be brave. 1000 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,610 Good boy. 1001 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:38,650 Slow down, kid. You're doing very well. 1002 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:51,965 Relief! 1003 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:57,248 Hang on, we'll get you up. 1004 01:21:57,360 --> 01:22:00,284 We'll find something... 1005 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,048 Don't move. 1006 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:18,088 Get out, dad! 1007 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:22,287 - Give me your hand. - You only love Charlie. 1008 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,524 Give me your hand. 1009 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,802 Go away, dad. 1010 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,411 Relief! 1011 01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,841 My son. 1012 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,690 Dad, don't leave them Let them take Charlie. 1013 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,124 I'm sorry, son, but I can't stop it. 1014 01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,489 I'm sorry. 1015 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:28,605 We have to put your Charlie in custody for his own good. 1016 01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:32,247 Jimmy, let's go home. I'll explain everything to you later. 1017 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:35,729 - See you, gentlemen. - No. 1018 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,481 You are not going home. He comes with us. He is detained. 1019 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:40,840 Arrested? 1020 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,123 For alleged infringement of federal gold standards. 1021 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:47,449 - He didn't do it on purpose. - I'm sorry. Come on, Dooley. 1022 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:53,363 At least you're lucky. 1023 01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:55,804 Luck? 1024 01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:00,166 My son doesn't talk to me, I've lost a fortune and they just arrested me. 1025 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:04,080 But you have a fantastic lawyer who will take care of your case. 1026 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,768 How much is that duck really worth? 1027 01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:45,769 Sorry, gentlemen! 1028 01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:47,723 They cannot attend the trial. 1029 01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:50,411 There are cases of riots, espionage, but a duck? 1030 01:24:56,800 --> 01:25:01,442 Mr. Hooper, did you see How did the duck lay a golden egg? 1031 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,721 That's how it is. 1032 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:06,606 - Were you the one who made him wear it? - Yes. 1033 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:11,089 - Could you give us a demonstration? - Delighted. 1034 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,122 It's not the right tone. 1035 01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:54,243 - Your honor, you are not doing it right. - Sit down. 1036 01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:57,489 I want to clarify this matter. If that duck lays golden eggs, 1037 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,568 we must prove it. 1038 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:02,251 If I have done something wrong, I will accept the consequences. 1039 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:06,410 - You've gone crazy. - If we lose the duck, it is lost. 1040 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:10,570 But I have realized that there are things 1041 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:13,001 that for me they have much more value than that duck. 1042 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,923 Excuse me. 1043 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:26,128 One more time. 1044 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:34,487 There is the proof. 1045 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:38,969 Crack it and look inside, Your Honor. Now you will see. 1046 01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:56,881 It has been sold out. It's over. 1047 01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:01,600 The case is closed due to lack of evidence. 1048 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:05,441 But Your Honor, the accused has $40,000 in various banks. 1049 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,449 I'm happy for him. 1050 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,683 Since when is it a crime accumulate a few dollars 1051 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,121 through personal initiatives? 1052 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,130 This country was built based on initiative and ingenuity. 1053 01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,447 Let's not lose them. 1054 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:21,723 The only shame is that the teacher I can't keep it all. 1055 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:25,367 You must deliver a part as income tax. 1056 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,608 To be a worthless creature, 1057 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:33,441 You have caused no small amount of agitation. 1058 01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:35,961 - Here you are, professor. - Thank you, Your Honor. 1059 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,606 But you are wrong in that it has no value. 1060 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,802 It has great value. 1061 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:44,402 The only thing is that I was not clear what was its true value. 1062 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,406 Really? 1063 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,527 - Forever? - Truly forever, son. 1064 01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:09,164 Just a warning. 1065 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:12,762 If someday lays a golden egg again, 1066 01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:15,087 Bury it... and quickly. 1067 01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:32,930 END