1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,000 [light instrumental music] [thunder rumbling] 2 00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:33,458 [wind whistling] 3 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:37,262 [mysterious music] 4 00:00:57,783 --> 00:00:59,350 [thunder rumbling] 5 00:00:59,384 --> 00:01:01,720 [crow cawing] 6 00:01:05,591 --> 00:01:08,226 [dramatic music] 7 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:14,165 Oh, is it bedtime already? 8 00:01:14,198 --> 00:01:15,466 Well, come along Mr. Tibbs. 9 00:01:17,435 --> 00:01:20,706 [Lord Monroe exclaiming] 10 00:01:22,407 --> 00:01:26,244 ♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪ 11 00:01:26,277 --> 00:01:27,478 ♪ Time for them to do... ♪ 12 00:01:27,513 --> 00:01:31,817 -[Lord Monroe exclaims] -[thunder booming] 13 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:34,520 Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs. 14 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,388 Silly old thunderstorm. [chuckles nervously] 15 00:01:37,422 --> 00:01:42,260 ♪ Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire ♪ 16 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,330 [thunder rumbling] 17 00:01:45,363 --> 00:01:46,230 Oh! 18 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:49,702 Probably a mouse, a large mouse. [chuckles] 19 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,604 A badger, perhaps. 20 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:53,872 Must have left the back door open. [chuckles] 21 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,239 Oh, what? 22 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:58,777 [Sir Simon] Lord Monroe, 23 00:01:58,811 --> 00:02:02,615 [Sir Simon] how about a bedtime nursery rhyme? 24 00:02:02,648 --> 00:02:04,917 This little piggy went to market. 25 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,452 This little piggy stayed at home. 26 00:02:07,485 --> 00:02:09,187 [Sir Simon] This little piggy went... 27 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,923 [Sir Simon laughs] Yes, that's it. 28 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:14,158 -Squeal all the way home! -[Lord Monroe] Oh, no, no, no! 29 00:02:14,192 --> 00:02:17,395 [Sir Simon] I'm coming for you my little piggy! 30 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:18,697 Oh, my coccyx! 31 00:02:18,731 --> 00:02:19,865 Come on, Monroe! 32 00:02:19,898 --> 00:02:20,866 Light on your feet. 33 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:22,266 Makes like pistons. 34 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,637 Almost there. Mr. Tibbs. 35 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:27,773 [gasps] Mr. Tibbs? 36 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:28,807 No! 37 00:02:28,841 --> 00:02:29,642 [dramatic music] 38 00:02:29,675 --> 00:02:31,510 Mr. Tibbs! 39 00:02:31,543 --> 00:02:33,946 [Lord Monroe exclaiming] 40 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,814 I'm coming old friend! 41 00:02:35,848 --> 00:02:38,182 I'll not leave a bear behind! 42 00:02:38,216 --> 00:02:40,251 [Lord Monroe exclaims] 43 00:02:40,284 --> 00:02:43,287 [Lord Monroe gasping] 44 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:45,356 Mr. Tibbs? 45 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:47,593 [Lord Monroe screaming] 46 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,928 Oh, Mr. Tibbs, what's gotten into you? 47 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,865 -Leave this house. -[Lord Monroe] Oh my word! 48 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:56,602 ♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪ 49 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,804 Unhand my teddy you fiend! 50 00:03:00,371 --> 00:03:03,341 -You can't run from me! -Almost there! 51 00:03:03,374 --> 00:03:06,679 [gasping] Oh my word! 52 00:03:06,712 --> 00:03:08,312 Here I come! 53 00:03:08,346 --> 00:03:09,213 [Lord Monroe exclaiming] 54 00:03:09,247 --> 00:03:10,883 This handle is defective! 55 00:03:10,916 --> 00:03:13,484 Behind you! 56 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:15,353 Daddy will protect you, Mr. Tibbs! 57 00:03:15,386 --> 00:03:16,454 The window! 58 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:18,356 Remember your years in the gymnasium! 59 00:03:18,389 --> 00:03:20,458 [Lord Monroe exclaiming] [dramatic music] 60 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:24,763 [Lord Monroe groaning] [crow cawing] 61 00:03:24,797 --> 00:03:26,699 I love you, be a good bear! 62 00:03:26,732 --> 00:03:31,335 [Sir Simon laughs evilly] [dramatic orchestral music] 63 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:35,239 [boat horn blaring] 64 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,355 [engine rumbling] 65 00:03:54,927 --> 00:03:56,662 [horn honking] 66 00:03:59,363 --> 00:04:03,035 [light music] [birds squawking] 67 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,704 [horn honking] 68 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,884 [train horn blaring] 69 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:20,351 [horn honking] 70 00:04:22,588 --> 00:04:25,858 [engine rumbling] 71 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,292 [horn honking] 72 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,466 [Kent and Louis] Are we there yet? 73 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:36,300 No. 74 00:04:36,334 --> 00:04:37,401 [groans] Are we there yet? 75 00:04:37,435 --> 00:04:38,137 No. 76 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,571 [Kent] When do we get to England? 77 00:04:39,605 --> 00:04:41,339 [Louis] We are in England dodo. 78 00:04:41,372 --> 00:04:42,741 [Louis] Do they have bathrooms in England? 79 00:04:42,775 --> 00:04:44,308 [Hiram] Yes, boys. 80 00:04:44,342 --> 00:04:44,943 -[Louis] 'Cause I gotta go! -[Hiram] We are here! 81 00:04:44,977 --> 00:04:46,477 [both boys] Yay, England! 82 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:47,579 [Kent] Hello governor, tea time. [laughs] 83 00:04:47,613 --> 00:04:48,981 [Lucretia] Oh Hiram, look at these 84 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:51,950 darling gates, they're so wonderfully gothic. 85 00:04:51,984 --> 00:04:53,819 [Kent] Canter-bile? 86 00:04:53,852 --> 00:04:56,387 [Louis] No, Kent, Canter-ville. 87 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,389 [Hiram] It is a real humdinger, 88 00:04:58,422 --> 00:05:00,559 and at a bargain price, too. 89 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,561 And all because people say it's haunted. 90 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,029 [Kent] Oo, creepy forest! 91 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,429 [Hiram] There's no need to be scared 92 00:05:05,463 --> 00:05:07,566 of this so-called ghost, Virginia. 93 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:11,837 [Hiram] Fear of the unknown and unexplained is merely ignorance. 94 00:05:12,738 --> 00:05:14,640 [Virginia] I'm not scared. 95 00:05:14,673 --> 00:05:18,677 Just think, our very own English manor house. 96 00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:22,413 [mysterious music] 97 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:24,616 [Kent] I bet you could fit 50 ghosts in there. 98 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:26,919 [Hiram] Boys, did you not hear what I just said? 99 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:27,986 [Louis] Not really. 100 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:30,022 [Kent] We usually just listen to mom. 101 00:05:30,055 --> 00:05:32,090 [Kent] I bet I see the ghost first, Louis. 102 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:35,027 [Louis] Unless your ugly face scares him away first, Kent. 103 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,630 [Kent] Wow, this place is old. 104 00:05:38,664 --> 00:05:41,432 [Louis] Super old! Older than Dad! 105 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:42,935 [Kent laughs] [Louis laughs] 106 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,803 [Louis] Hideous! 107 00:05:44,837 --> 00:05:46,505 [Kent] She's got donuts on her head. 108 00:05:46,538 --> 00:05:47,840 [Lucretia] Boys! 109 00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:50,509 Mrs. Umney, I presume? 110 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,978 Hiram Otis, at your service. 111 00:05:53,011 --> 00:05:57,549 [throat clears] Welcome to Canterville Chase. 112 00:05:58,717 --> 00:05:59,785 This way. 113 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,853 [door creaking] 114 00:06:00,886 --> 00:06:02,353 Oh, my. 115 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,122 [Louis] Where's the ghost? 116 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,489 I wanna be haunted first. [Mrs.Umney] Oh! 117 00:06:05,524 --> 00:06:07,491 [Kent] No fair, I wanna be haunted first. 118 00:06:07,526 --> 00:06:09,561 -[Kent] Have you seen the ghost? -[Louis] Are you the ghost? 119 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:11,063 Or maybe a zombie? 120 00:06:11,096 --> 00:06:12,564 Do you want to eat my eyeballs? 121 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:13,665 You can eat his brains. 122 00:06:13,699 --> 00:06:14,867 [Louis] He doesn't use them. 123 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,602 [Mrs. Umney] What charming children. 124 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:17,936 Let's go this way. 125 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:20,606 [Kent] Hey, look, a torch! [Lucretia] Oh, Hiram! 126 00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:23,407 [Louis] Oh, man, this fireplace is so big, 127 00:06:23,441 --> 00:06:24,509 I can crawl inside it! 128 00:06:24,543 --> 00:06:26,578 [swelling instrumental music] 129 00:06:26,612 --> 00:06:28,080 [sword clangs] 130 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:30,816 Fight me, Kent! 131 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,151 [Kent] It's okay, I think we own that painting now. 132 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,887 [glass shatters] 133 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,921 [Louis] Is a stained glass window more expensive 134 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:37,556 than a regular window? 135 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:40,525 [Lucretia] Oh, Hiram, it's just so perfect. [chuckles] 136 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:41,627 So grand! 137 00:06:42,661 --> 00:06:45,030 -[Hiram] Hm, a little gloomy. -[Louis] Got you! 138 00:06:45,063 --> 00:06:47,633 But I have something that will fix that! 139 00:06:47,666 --> 00:06:49,701 Electricity, Mrs. Umney. 140 00:06:49,735 --> 00:06:51,670 Power of the future. 141 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,672 Oh, I wouldn't know about that, Sir. 142 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,507 [Hiram laughs] [boys laughing] 143 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:56,875 Of course you wouldn't. 144 00:06:56,909 --> 00:06:58,944 You're just a little old English lady. 145 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:00,045 [boys laughing] 146 00:07:00,078 --> 00:07:01,079 [Kent grunts] 147 00:07:01,113 --> 00:07:02,648 Ow, hit me again, Kent! 148 00:07:02,681 --> 00:07:05,117 What's French for in your face? 149 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,151 [Kent laughs] 150 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:07,619 [Hiram] Yes, indeed. 151 00:07:07,653 --> 00:07:09,821 This room will make the perfect setting 152 00:07:09,855 --> 00:07:12,157 for our grand banquet. 153 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:15,493 The house will be filled with members of The Royal Society, 154 00:07:15,527 --> 00:07:18,764 heads of industry, possibly even a duke or two. 155 00:07:18,797 --> 00:07:23,001 The perfect way to put American electricals on the map. 156 00:07:23,035 --> 00:07:24,870 The Royal Society? 157 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:25,971 Dukes? 158 00:07:26,004 --> 00:07:27,773 Oh, Hiram. 159 00:07:27,806 --> 00:07:29,675 I sent the invitations back in Boston. 160 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:31,777 Lead on Mrs. Umney. 161 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:33,211 Hiram? 162 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,781 [mysterious music] 163 00:07:35,814 --> 00:07:38,784 -[Sir Simon] Child. -[Virginia gasps] 164 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:40,686 [Sir Simon] Golden child. 165 00:07:44,856 --> 00:07:45,824 [Virginia gasps] 166 00:07:45,857 --> 00:07:47,592 [Mrs.Umney] This way. 167 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:49,628 Virginia, keep up. 168 00:07:49,661 --> 00:07:51,263 [Sir Simon laughs evilly] 169 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:52,597 [Virginia gasps] 170 00:07:52,631 --> 00:07:54,967 [Virginia exclaiming] 171 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,736 I'm coming! 172 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,974 [Virginia gasps] [mysterious music] 173 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:05,544 [Sir Simon laughs evilly] 174 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,847 And this is the library. 175 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,683 What a splendid collection, huh pumpkin? 176 00:08:11,717 --> 00:08:13,752 We had books back home, Pa. 177 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:18,090 I know it's hard leaving everything behind, 178 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:19,758 but you'll make new friends. 179 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,127 This is going to be a great adventure. 180 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,062 Come on now, no tears. 181 00:08:24,096 --> 00:08:25,630 I'm not crying. 182 00:08:25,664 --> 00:08:27,899 [soft music] 183 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,170 [Lucretia] What happened to the previous owner? 184 00:08:32,204 --> 00:08:34,706 [Mrs. Umney] He's in the asylum now. 185 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,908 Poor Lord Monroe. 186 00:08:36,942 --> 00:08:41,213 All he does is scream and scream day and night. 187 00:08:41,246 --> 00:08:47,119 [Mrs. Umney imitates Monroe screaming] 188 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:47,819 [Mrs.Umney] He goes. 189 00:08:49,788 --> 00:08:53,291 You see, for the past 300 years, 190 00:08:53,892 --> 00:08:57,829 each and every owner of this house has been forced to flee, 191 00:08:57,863 --> 00:09:02,200 driven mad by the ghost of Sir Simon de Canterville. 192 00:09:02,234 --> 00:09:04,936 Cards wallops and crazy talk. Ha! 193 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:08,106 I assure you, we Otis's are made of sterner stuff 194 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:13,111 and no ghost, real or otherwise is ever gonna scare us. 195 00:09:13,145 --> 00:09:14,112 Jehoshaphat! 196 00:09:14,146 --> 00:09:16,081 [dramatic music] 197 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:17,249 Whoa! 198 00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:18,183 [Mrs. Umney exclaiming] 199 00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:19,684 [Mrs. Umney thuds] 200 00:09:19,718 --> 00:09:21,153 [boys laughing] 201 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,355 [Louis] Virginia's scared of the ghost! 202 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,757 [Kent] She probably peed in her pants! 203 00:09:25,791 --> 00:09:27,059 -Kent laughs] -[Kent] Ow! 204 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:28,827 -[Louis] The books are haunted. -Nice shot. 205 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,063 I hope that wasn't the first edition. 206 00:09:31,096 --> 00:09:32,998 Now, come on. 207 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,232 There's work to be done. 208 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:36,735 [Hiram] This is our new home! 209 00:09:36,768 --> 00:09:37,335 [glass shatters] [foreboding music] 210 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,004 [Lucretia] Boys! 211 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:39,971 -[Louis] It was Kent! -[Kent] It was Louis! 212 00:09:40,005 --> 00:09:41,807 [Both] It was the ghost! 213 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,142 Well, isn't this a darling room? [chuckles] 214 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:45,944 I hate it. 215 00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:47,245 Oh. 216 00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:49,147 Will you be coming down to dinner? 217 00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:50,982 Not hungry. 218 00:09:51,016 --> 00:09:52,784 Virginia, this has to stop. 219 00:09:52,818 --> 00:09:54,719 This is our home now so, 220 00:09:54,753 --> 00:09:57,656 so I suggest you get used to it. 221 00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,157 I will not get used to it. 222 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:00,358 I hate it here! 223 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,761 Okay, good talk. 224 00:10:02,794 --> 00:10:04,729 I wish we'd never come! 225 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:05,397 All right, darling. 226 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,631 I love you. 227 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,900 [eerie vocalizing] 228 00:10:08,934 --> 00:10:10,669 [gasps] Strange. 229 00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:14,372 [mysterious music] 230 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,308 How did you get up here? 231 00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:19,010 [music continues] 232 00:10:32,891 --> 00:10:36,328 [air whooshing] [unsettling music] 233 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:39,731 [pages fluttering] [owl hooting] 234 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,334 [Virginia gasps] 235 00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:48,440 [window screeching] 236 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:51,309 "When the barren almond bears." 237 00:10:51,343 --> 00:10:53,111 [eerie vocalizing] 238 00:10:53,145 --> 00:10:56,047 [Virginia gasping] 239 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,917 [spooky music] [fire crackling] 240 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:04,723 [glassware clattering] 241 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,295 [Virginia gasps] 242 00:11:10,328 --> 00:11:15,167 [eerie music] [chains clanging] 243 00:11:26,044 --> 00:11:26,711 Uh huh. 244 00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:30,382 Hm? 245 00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:33,151 [Sir Simon groans] 246 00:11:36,188 --> 00:11:37,322 Uh... 247 00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,959 [Virginia gasping] [music continues] 248 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,502 [floorboard creaks] 249 00:11:49,535 --> 00:11:51,136 [air whooshing] [dramatic music] 250 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,204 Oh! 251 00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:53,104 Okay! 252 00:11:53,138 --> 00:11:56,741 Not good, not good! [gasping] 253 00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:04,749 [footsteps approaching] [chains clanging] 254 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:06,251 [Sir Simon growls] 255 00:12:06,284 --> 00:12:09,421 [Sir Simon laughs evilly] [Virginia exclaims] 256 00:12:09,454 --> 00:12:10,322 [Virginia grunts] 257 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,857 [laughing continues] 258 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:13,959 [book thuds] 259 00:12:13,992 --> 00:12:15,293 Ow! 260 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:16,194 That hurt. 261 00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:17,229 Good. 262 00:12:17,262 --> 00:12:18,997 That's why I threw it. 263 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,366 Trying to scare me like that. [huffs] 264 00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:22,867 Stop goggling, lad. 265 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:24,869 Have ye no manners? 266 00:12:24,903 --> 00:12:26,104 Who's goggling? 267 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,206 And who are you calling lad? 268 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,808 You're a maid? 269 00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:30,976 But you're wearing pantaloons. 270 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,547 These are riding breeches, actually. 271 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,414 Who ever heard of a girl in trousers? 272 00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:38,250 Tis against nature. 273 00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:40,919 So you're the Canterville ghost. 274 00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:42,020 Indeed. 275 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:43,255 Why? 276 00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:46,191 Does it make the blood curdle in your veins 277 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:49,361 to speak with one who has passed 278 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,096 beyond this veil of tears, 279 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,800 and returned to walk amongst the living? 280 00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,470 Not really. 281 00:12:58,504 --> 00:13:00,205 Oh. 282 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,373 [chuckles] I don't think you're that scary at all. 283 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,541 Oh, but I am! 284 00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:04,843 I am enormously scary. 285 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:08,413 And I shall drive you and your cursed family away 286 00:13:08,446 --> 00:13:10,382 just like all the others. [laughs evilly] 287 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,054 Oh, really? 288 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,491 I bet you can't scare my family out of here in, 289 00:13:19,525 --> 00:13:23,361 shall we say two weeks? 290 00:13:23,395 --> 00:13:24,429 A mere fortnite? 291 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:25,564 Ha! 292 00:13:25,598 --> 00:13:27,399 Don't bother unpacking. 293 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,835 You'll be gibbering down the driveway within the week. 294 00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:33,004 [air whooshing] [Sir Simon laughing] 295 00:13:33,038 --> 00:13:35,840 And what a shame that would be. 296 00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:39,177 [crow cawing] [wind whistling] 297 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,112 [Lucretia] How charming to meet you, Your Grace. 298 00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:44,482 Would you care for a cucumber sandwich? 299 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,117 Mm, very good dear. 300 00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:50,488 Hiram, would you close the curtains? 301 00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,324 It's chilly in here. 302 00:13:52,357 --> 00:13:53,224 Yes, dear. [grunts] 303 00:13:55,493 --> 00:13:58,430 Ben Franklin would've loved to fly his kite in this storm. 304 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,898 [Hiram chuckles] 305 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,066 [shutters creaking] [wind whistling] 306 00:14:01,099 --> 00:14:02,400 Oh! 307 00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,936 Hiram, I said close the curtains. 308 00:14:06,271 --> 00:14:07,573 Hm. 309 00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,508 These old houses. 310 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:10,942 Inferior fittings. 311 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,911 Yeah, unruly drafts. 312 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:14,613 Character and history, Hiram. 313 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,549 Hm, shoddy English workmanship more like. 314 00:14:16,582 --> 00:14:17,949 [Lucretia] What's that, Hiram? 315 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,484 [Hiram] I love you, dear! 316 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,654 [logs clattering] [Hiram humming] 317 00:14:21,687 --> 00:14:24,222 ♪ Men make fire, fire is good ♪ 318 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,591 [fire whooshing] 319 00:14:25,624 --> 00:14:26,491 Oh! 320 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:30,161 [groans] My breeches. 321 00:14:30,195 --> 00:14:31,963 Oh, even the fire is defective. 322 00:14:33,365 --> 00:14:34,032 Yeah. [grunts] 323 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,034 Yeah. 324 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,236 [light bulb rattling] 325 00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:39,070 Hm? 326 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:39,971 Hm. 327 00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:48,313 Shall I tell you a bedtime story? 328 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,515 Hm? 329 00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:51,216 [Sir Simon growls] 330 00:14:51,249 --> 00:14:53,284 Well, I'll be. 331 00:14:53,318 --> 00:14:57,288 It appears the rumors of the ghost are true. 332 00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:59,625 [Sir Simon growls] 333 00:14:59,658 --> 00:15:01,092 Oh! 334 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:01,926 [Sir Simon screams] 335 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,661 A goblin! 336 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,429 Do you mind, Sir? 337 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:05,964 This is our bedroom. 338 00:15:05,997 --> 00:15:07,666 Hiram, I'm in my undergarments. 339 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,502 She has a point, Sir. 340 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,637 This is most inappropriate. 341 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:13,405 I must ask you to leave. 342 00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:14,640 [Sir Simon growls] [dramatic music] 343 00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:16,007 [Sir Simon coughing] 344 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:16,709 Must? 345 00:15:16,742 --> 00:15:19,010 No, this is [coughing] my house. 346 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,445 I'm asking you to leave. 347 00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:21,614 One moment, Sir. 348 00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:24,449 [Sir Simon coughing] 349 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:27,385 May I recommend Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy 350 00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:29,220 -[Hiram] for Hoarse Throat. -[Sir Simon] No, you may not. 351 00:15:29,254 --> 00:15:30,556 And while you're at it, 352 00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:33,158 you may want to go to work on those noisy chains 353 00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:36,127 with Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator. 354 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:38,396 Otherwise, nobody's gonna sleep a wink. 355 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:39,497 What? 356 00:15:39,532 --> 00:15:41,199 There shall be no lubricating. 357 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,033 Oh. 358 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:42,735 [air whooshing] 359 00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:45,638 Now, if you wouldn't mind? 360 00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:47,238 Wouldn't mind what? 361 00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:49,374 Well, let me just say very strongly 362 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,577 that this is my house and I- 363 00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:54,145 Goodnight to you, Sir. 364 00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:55,413 [Sir Simon gasps] 365 00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:56,347 Oh! 366 00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:58,983 Finally, a real ghost! 367 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:01,654 Well, hello, child. 368 00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:02,487 [bottle shatters] 369 00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:04,723 England's so boring. 370 00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,458 Will you play with us? 371 00:16:06,491 --> 00:16:08,159 Why, of course. 372 00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:10,995 But let's not get ahead of our- 373 00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:12,665 -Heads up, Louis! -Wait! 374 00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:14,065 What are you doing? 375 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,200 [Kent] For the touchdown! 376 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:16,535 [Sir Simon] Oh no, my head is spinning! 377 00:16:17,736 --> 00:16:20,305 Just wait! [Louis grunts] 378 00:16:20,338 --> 00:16:22,641 [Sir Simon groaning] 379 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:23,709 It's gone! 380 00:16:24,677 --> 00:16:27,145 And the crowd goes wild! 381 00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:28,480 [Louis imitates crowd cheering] 382 00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:29,180 Who are these people? 383 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:32,083 The rudeness! 384 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:36,120 I will drive them out. 385 00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,356 Imitate the action of the tiger, 386 00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:40,526 stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. 387 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:43,495 I will scare them so hard, 388 00:16:43,529 --> 00:16:48,299 they will never return to England's glorious shores again. 389 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,134 [chuckles] [Skull] You talk a good fight, 390 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,403 but what if you're losing your touch? 391 00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:53,438 What? 392 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,507 How dare you. 393 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,808 What do you know, anyway? 394 00:16:55,841 --> 00:16:57,810 You don't even have a brain. 395 00:16:57,843 --> 00:16:59,410 [scoffs] Neither do you. 396 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,311 Right! 397 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:03,749 It's the bucket for you, Sir! 398 00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:06,050 Oh, very immature. 399 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:07,653 Put the bucket over the skull. 400 00:17:07,686 --> 00:17:08,821 Hilarious. 401 00:17:08,854 --> 00:17:11,055 Never gets old. 402 00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,458 All I'm saying is you've been haunting 403 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,194 this house for 300 years. 404 00:17:16,227 --> 00:17:19,665 Mayhap your steel has lost its edge? 405 00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:20,533 300 years? 406 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,435 Has it really been so long? 407 00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:27,606 [gentle music] 408 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,074 [birds chirping] [hooves clomping] 409 00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:33,746 Hyah! [horse whinnying] 410 00:17:33,779 --> 00:17:36,815 [Virginia grunting] 411 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:47,860 [horse nickers] [Virginia sighs] 412 00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:50,763 [Henry screaming] 413 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:55,734 Oh! 414 00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:56,702 I hate this place. 415 00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:57,736 Hyah! 416 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,505 [Henry screaming] 417 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:00,438 Oh, goodness gracious! 418 00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:02,808 What a lovely horsey. 419 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:03,876 Oh, horsey. 420 00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,844 [exclaims] That's got it. 421 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:06,679 No, it hasn't. 422 00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:07,713 Ah! 423 00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:08,614 Are you all right? 424 00:18:08,647 --> 00:18:10,281 Never better, thank you. 425 00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:11,617 Lovely day for a ride. 426 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:15,153 Yeah, I suggest you stop before you get hurt. 427 00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:16,487 Oh, dear. 428 00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:17,656 [Excelsior whinnying] [Henry screaming] 429 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:20,158 Excelsior, you idiot, please. 430 00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:20,859 Whoa! 431 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,795 Ah! 432 00:18:22,828 --> 00:18:26,264 [laughs] Oh, what are you doing? 433 00:18:26,297 --> 00:18:29,400 I think you could do with some help here. 434 00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:32,337 What's happening now? 435 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:33,672 [Virginia grunts] [Excelsior whinnies] 436 00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,641 Whoa boy! 437 00:18:35,674 --> 00:18:36,508 Oh, boy! 438 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,209 Yes, oh boy indeed. 439 00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,279 Thank you. 440 00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:44,349 Gosh, that is high. [chuckles] 441 00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:46,785 [gentle music] 442 00:18:48,286 --> 00:18:50,756 I must say, that was brilliant. 443 00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:51,590 My name's Henry. 444 00:18:51,624 --> 00:18:53,224 Good for you. 445 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,728 Maybe you should try walking next time. 446 00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,730 You are a woeful horseman. 447 00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:58,731 [Henry exclaims] 448 00:18:58,764 --> 00:18:59,865 Whoopsie daisy! 449 00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,265 Oh! 450 00:19:01,299 --> 00:19:02,133 She can be a little temperamental, 451 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,402 but she's a lovely old thing, really? 452 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,638 Aren't you, Excelsior? 453 00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:08,473 [Excelsior whinnies] [hooves clomping] 454 00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:09,642 Excelsior? 455 00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:10,542 Excelsior? 456 00:19:11,577 --> 00:19:12,310 Excelsior? 457 00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:16,214 So, you're a duke? 458 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,449 Does that mean I have to call you your Highness? 459 00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:19,885 Because I'm not about to. 460 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,419 It's Your Grace, actually. 461 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,221 Although I prefer Henry. 462 00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:24,657 So, how are you finding England? 463 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:26,491 I hate it. 464 00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:27,693 Ah, right. 465 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,193 What, all of it? 466 00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,195 Everything I've seen so far. 467 00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:33,666 Yes, well, I suppose it can be a bit stuffy. 468 00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:34,667 Here we are. 469 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,802 Home sweet home. 470 00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,336 Canterville? 471 00:19:38,369 --> 00:19:39,838 Canterville Chase? 472 00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:41,707 Are you okay? 473 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,374 Oh, no. 474 00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:44,576 Yes. 475 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:45,978 Yes, of course. 476 00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:49,581 It's just that I've never actually been to Canterville. 477 00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:52,551 My mother would definitely not approve. 478 00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:54,653 Do you always do what your mother says? 479 00:19:54,687 --> 00:19:55,921 Heavens no! 480 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:57,422 I always think it vital to do the exact opposite 481 00:19:57,455 --> 00:20:00,626 of what one's mother wants, don't you? 482 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,528 [laughs] Oh, absolutely. 483 00:20:02,561 --> 00:20:04,395 -Vital. -There, you see? 484 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:06,765 Something we have in common. [crow cawing] 485 00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:09,601 [Henry] This is going awfully well. 486 00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:11,603 What's she got against Canterville anyway? 487 00:20:11,637 --> 00:20:13,906 Well, we, the Cheshires and the Cantervilles 488 00:20:13,939 --> 00:20:15,574 have never really got on. 489 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:16,875 We used to own the place, you see, 490 00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:19,611 centuries ago until the ghost drove us out. 491 00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:20,646 Really? 492 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:21,947 Yes, and we grand English families, 493 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,515 we do like to bear a grudge. 494 00:20:23,549 --> 00:20:24,550 Silly, really. 495 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:25,684 [crow cawing] [horse whinnying] 496 00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:28,286 Oh! [Henry exclaims] 497 00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:30,354 What a horrid crow. 498 00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:32,825 -I've seen Mr. Crow before. -[Henry] Good for you. 499 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:35,460 I've seen these gates before, too. 500 00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,997 Oh, gosh, you're strong. 501 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:42,366 Wow, it's some kind of garden. 502 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,335 Let's go in. 503 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,038 It seems rather nasty in there. 504 00:20:46,071 --> 00:20:48,272 Perhaps you ought to fire your gardener. 505 00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:49,808 There's someone in there. 506 00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:50,909 Come on. Oh! 507 00:20:50,943 --> 00:20:52,778 Hold your hands out like this. 508 00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:53,612 Why? 509 00:20:53,645 --> 00:20:54,445 [Henry chuckles] 510 00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:55,346 Ow, ow! 511 00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:58,316 What are you doing? 512 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:01,419 [Henry] I see, I'm a sort of ladder. [grunts] 513 00:21:01,452 --> 00:21:02,453 [Virginia grunts] [Henry groans] 514 00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:03,722 Hello? 515 00:21:03,756 --> 00:21:04,823 Hey. 516 00:21:04,857 --> 00:21:06,357 Hello, there! 517 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,527 You're quite a reckless sort, aren't you? 518 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,028 I'm gonna climb down the other side. 519 00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:11,530 Yes, of course you are. 520 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:12,430 [Virginia gasps] 521 00:21:12,463 --> 00:21:13,431 [shears snipping] 522 00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:15,366 [Virginia gasps] 523 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:19,071 [suspenseful music echoing] 524 00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:22,074 [grunts] Miss Otis, hello. 525 00:21:22,107 --> 00:21:23,441 Are you all right? 526 00:21:23,474 --> 00:21:25,611 Yeah, I'm fine. 527 00:21:25,644 --> 00:21:26,745 You can put me down now. 528 00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,680 Yes, sorry. [chuckles] 529 00:21:28,714 --> 00:21:29,782 You look awful. 530 00:21:29,815 --> 00:21:31,449 I mean, a bit pale. 531 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,384 Tea, hot sugary tea. 532 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,520 Tea always works. 533 00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:36,989 I'll get you some tea from the house. 534 00:21:37,022 --> 00:21:37,956 I'm American. 535 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:39,725 I don't drink tea! 536 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:40,859 I'm fine. 537 00:21:40,893 --> 00:21:42,060 Tea always helps. 538 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,862 I'll be right back just as soon 539 00:21:43,896 --> 00:21:46,031 as I find the tea and the kitchen and some stuff. 540 00:21:46,064 --> 00:21:46,865 [crow cawing] 541 00:21:46,899 --> 00:21:49,001 Oh, you again? 542 00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:50,434 What do you want? 543 00:21:50,468 --> 00:21:55,306 [cawing continues] [mysterious music] 544 00:21:57,976 --> 00:21:58,644 What is it? 545 00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:04,583 And I'm talking to a bird now, which is perfectly normal. 546 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:09,487 [cawing continues] [mysterious music] 547 00:22:10,421 --> 00:22:11,023 Oh, great. 548 00:22:11,056 --> 00:22:12,090 Bye then! 549 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:17,696 What is that? 550 00:22:19,164 --> 00:22:20,398 [gardener chuckles] 551 00:22:20,431 --> 00:22:21,934 [Virginia screams] 552 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,467 [water splashing] [music continues] 553 00:22:23,502 --> 00:22:26,071 [water gurgling] 554 00:22:34,613 --> 00:22:38,050 [Virginia screams] 555 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:42,921 [Virginia grunting] [anticipatory music] 556 00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:47,391 [Henry] Virginia? 557 00:22:47,425 --> 00:22:48,093 [Henry] Virginia! 558 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,432 [water splashing] [Virginia gasping] 559 00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:56,969 [Henry gasping] 560 00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:00,371 Are you ready for that tea now? 561 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,576 [fire crackling] 562 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,547 You're awfully brave. 563 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,882 You haven't cried once. 564 00:23:09,915 --> 00:23:11,917 Perhaps you're in shock. 565 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:13,785 Crying doesn't solve anything. 566 00:23:13,819 --> 00:23:16,889 You shouldn't go swimming in the lake. 567 00:23:16,922 --> 00:23:19,024 Terrible things have happened in that lake. 568 00:23:19,057 --> 00:23:20,993 It was the gardener. 569 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,794 He just showed up out of nowhere. 570 00:23:22,828 --> 00:23:23,829 Gardener? 571 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:28,967 There's been no gardener here these 30 years, hence. 572 00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:31,469 Ever since Mr. Meriweather was found 573 00:23:31,503 --> 00:23:32,838 in the vegetable patch, 574 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:36,508 frozen with fear still clutching his Brassicas. 575 00:23:40,145 --> 00:23:41,613 It's Sir Simon. 576 00:23:42,114 --> 00:23:43,715 But who is she? 577 00:23:43,749 --> 00:23:44,850 The Lady Eleanor. 578 00:23:46,618 --> 00:23:48,120 Well, well, well. 579 00:23:48,153 --> 00:23:50,088 What is it, Mrs. Umney? 580 00:23:50,122 --> 00:23:51,189 I must not say. 581 00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:53,091 Very well. 582 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,127 On your own head, be it. 583 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,831 They say Sir Simon drowned his beloved wife in the lake. 584 00:23:59,865 --> 00:24:03,068 That is why he is cursed to haunt this place. 585 00:24:03,101 --> 00:24:04,736 He drowned her? 586 00:24:05,938 --> 00:24:07,572 But they look so happy. 587 00:24:07,606 --> 00:24:10,108 People say his spirit can never rest 588 00:24:10,142 --> 00:24:13,612 until the prophecy is fulfilled. 589 00:24:13,645 --> 00:24:14,713 Prophecy? 590 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:17,683 It's said to be written somewhere in the grounds. 591 00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:20,018 My family have served here generations, 592 00:24:20,052 --> 00:24:22,254 and though many have sought the prophecy, 593 00:24:22,287 --> 00:24:24,089 none have found it. 594 00:24:24,122 --> 00:24:24,923 Your tea, Miss. 595 00:24:24,957 --> 00:24:26,158 I told you, I told you! 596 00:24:26,191 --> 00:24:27,192 There he is. 597 00:24:27,225 --> 00:24:28,860 Virginia has a boyfriend. 598 00:24:28,894 --> 00:24:31,096 Virginia, what's this I hear? 599 00:24:31,129 --> 00:24:32,264 Swimming in the lake? 600 00:24:32,297 --> 00:24:33,632 With a boy! 601 00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:35,133 Wait till Dad hears. 602 00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:37,102 I wasn't swimming, Mother. 603 00:24:37,135 --> 00:24:38,971 I- Allow me to explain. 604 00:24:39,004 --> 00:24:40,973 Henry Fritz Humphrey, Duke of Cheshire. 605 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:42,975 -He rescued her, Ma'am. -[Kent] Ugh. 606 00:24:43,008 --> 00:24:45,544 He looks like a mannequin at a department store. 607 00:24:45,577 --> 00:24:47,145 Virginia, what were you think... 608 00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:48,714 Did you say duke? 609 00:24:48,747 --> 00:24:50,015 Um, yes. 610 00:24:50,048 --> 00:24:51,283 Punish her, Mother. 611 00:24:51,316 --> 00:24:53,251 [both] Ow, Mother! 612 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:56,054 How delightful to meet you, Henry. 613 00:24:56,088 --> 00:24:58,590 Or do I call you Sir? [chuckles] 614 00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,892 Or Your Dukeness? [giggles] 615 00:25:00,926 --> 00:25:02,594 Or, oh, or... 616 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,931 Mrs. Umney, we must have tea and cake. 617 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:08,266 -[Kent] I want cake! -No, Mother, we mustn't. 618 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,668 Henry was just leaving. 619 00:25:09,701 --> 00:25:10,869 You rescued her? 620 00:25:10,902 --> 00:25:12,738 How romantic. 621 00:25:12,771 --> 00:25:13,972 [Virginia grunts] 622 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:16,875 Like Sir Lancelot [indistinct] and Guinevere. 623 00:25:16,908 --> 00:25:19,644 Well, I'm not sure that's actually... 624 00:25:19,678 --> 00:25:22,581 I should probably toddle off. 625 00:25:22,614 --> 00:25:24,049 But pleasure to meet you all. 626 00:25:24,082 --> 00:25:26,551 Oh, you're leaving so soon. 627 00:25:26,585 --> 00:25:28,954 Well, at least let me show you out. 628 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:30,856 Goodbye, Miss Otis. 629 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,091 -Bye. -[Mrs. Umney] Goodbye. 630 00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:34,259 [Henry] I can walk from here. 631 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:35,660 [Henry] It's only 14 miles. 632 00:25:39,064 --> 00:25:41,867 [Sir Simon] Lost my edge indeed! 633 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,869 Everyone's a critic. 634 00:25:43,902 --> 00:25:46,171 [Sir Simon] This time I'll give them a performance, 635 00:25:46,204 --> 00:25:47,973 they won't forget. 636 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,642 Good for you, that's the spirit. 637 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:53,078 Wait, what are you doing? 638 00:25:53,111 --> 00:25:56,081 Oh, bravo! 639 00:25:56,114 --> 00:25:58,250 Yes, yes. 640 00:25:58,283 --> 00:26:00,285 The eyes have it. 641 00:26:00,318 --> 00:26:01,787 [skull laughs] 642 00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,790 Something wicked this way comes. [laughs] 643 00:26:08,894 --> 00:26:10,695 [Hiram humming] 644 00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:12,697 ♪ I like studying science ♪ 645 00:26:12,731 --> 00:26:15,767 ♪ I'm at the top of my class ♪ 646 00:26:15,801 --> 00:26:17,969 ♪ If you don't like studying science ♪ 647 00:26:18,003 --> 00:26:20,338 ♪ You must be a questionable fellow ♪ 648 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:24,109 [skull vocalizing eerily] 649 00:26:24,142 --> 00:26:26,812 You shall be food for the worms! 650 00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:30,248 Oh! Ha ha, that's very good. 651 00:26:30,282 --> 00:26:33,318 [laughs] One for the "Boston Scientific Journal." 652 00:26:33,351 --> 00:26:35,187 Don't move a muscle. 653 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,621 Do you even have muscles? 654 00:26:37,756 --> 00:26:38,356 Say cheese? 655 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,658 Cheese? 656 00:26:39,691 --> 00:26:42,094 [Sir Simon exclaiming] 657 00:26:42,127 --> 00:26:44,229 Ow! [spits] 658 00:26:44,262 --> 00:26:45,897 I do beg your pardon. 659 00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:47,299 -I didn't mean to scare you. -What? 660 00:26:47,332 --> 00:26:49,367 You scare me? 661 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:52,804 I am Sir Simon de Cant... 662 00:26:52,838 --> 00:26:54,673 Oh, nevermind. 663 00:26:54,706 --> 00:26:56,608 You ruined it now. 664 00:26:58,009 --> 00:27:00,312 [chuckles] I wouldn't touch that if I were you. 665 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:01,680 Huh? 666 00:27:01,713 --> 00:27:03,849 I shall touch whatever I please. 667 00:27:03,882 --> 00:27:06,351 [electricity crackling] [Sir Simon spluttering] 668 00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:10,355 Oh! 669 00:27:10,388 --> 00:27:12,023 [crackling stops] [Sir Simon thuds] 670 00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:15,660 [Sir Simon gasping] 671 00:27:15,694 --> 00:27:19,164 And let that be a listen to you. 672 00:27:19,364 --> 00:27:23,668 I'm going for a lie down now, in an, angry way. 673 00:27:26,905 --> 00:27:28,140 A murderer? 674 00:27:28,173 --> 00:27:30,108 That can't be true. 675 00:27:30,142 --> 00:27:33,044 Ordering me about in my own house. 676 00:27:33,078 --> 00:27:34,913 Outrageous! 677 00:27:36,181 --> 00:27:40,352 You are absolutely the worst ghost in the world. 678 00:27:40,385 --> 00:27:42,921 "Oh, I'm Sir Simon de Canterville! 679 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:45,290 I'll scare you out of here in a week." 680 00:27:45,323 --> 00:27:47,125 Except you can't, can you? 681 00:27:47,159 --> 00:27:48,960 That sounds nothing like me. 682 00:27:48,994 --> 00:27:51,062 God, you're pathetic! 683 00:27:51,096 --> 00:27:51,930 Come back here. 684 00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:53,231 I'm talking to you. 685 00:27:53,265 --> 00:27:56,401 You really are the most insufferable little... 686 00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,137 Where did you get that? 687 00:27:59,171 --> 00:28:00,172 The lake. 688 00:28:00,205 --> 00:28:01,072 Give that to me. 689 00:28:01,106 --> 00:28:01,773 Why should I? 690 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,843 That locket belonged to my wife. 691 00:28:04,876 --> 00:28:06,144 What do you care? 692 00:28:06,178 --> 00:28:07,379 You drowned her. 693 00:28:07,412 --> 00:28:08,480 I... 694 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:10,949 What do you know of anything? 695 00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:12,450 [Sir Simon sobs] [air whooshing] 696 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,286 Eleanor. [sobbing] 697 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,721 [gasps] Are you crying? 698 00:28:16,755 --> 00:28:18,190 [Sir Simon] No, of course I'm not. 699 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,026 It sounds like it to me. 700 00:28:21,059 --> 00:28:22,727 So what if I am? 701 00:28:22,761 --> 00:28:24,996 Do you never weep? 702 00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,865 No, never. 703 00:28:26,898 --> 00:28:28,466 But then I didn't murder my wife. 704 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,437 I did not murder her! 705 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:36,708 I know that is what everyone believes, but it is not true. 706 00:28:37,842 --> 00:28:40,478 I was an actor back then of some repute. 707 00:28:40,513 --> 00:28:43,148 My beloved Eleanor would always rehearse 708 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:44,883 with me in the grounds. 709 00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:47,485 She was my muse. 710 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,322 She never felt safe on that bridge. 711 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,991 But selfishly, I convinced her to stay. 712 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:57,128 Her beauty would inspire my performance. 713 00:28:57,162 --> 00:28:58,830 My vanity, [Eleanor exclaims] 714 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:02,033 my foolishness took her from me. 715 00:29:02,067 --> 00:29:04,936 I got snagged on a rose bush. 716 00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:07,739 I pulled myself free and dived into save her, 717 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,510 but could not find her in the dark water. 718 00:29:11,544 --> 00:29:16,348 And the guilt has lived with me some 300 years. 719 00:29:17,182 --> 00:29:21,086 I loved my Eleanor, so please don't judge me. 720 00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:24,422 I have judged myself enough. 721 00:29:24,456 --> 00:29:26,925 [soft music] 722 00:29:31,329 --> 00:29:32,897 You know what? 723 00:29:32,931 --> 00:29:35,800 I think we could both do with some cheering up. 724 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:38,336 [Sir Simon screaming] [engine rumbling] 725 00:29:38,370 --> 00:29:39,838 See? This is fun. 726 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:41,973 Slow down! 727 00:29:42,007 --> 00:29:44,109 Slow down, you'll kill us! 728 00:29:44,142 --> 00:29:45,277 You're a ghost! 729 00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:47,145 You're already dead. 730 00:29:47,178 --> 00:29:47,912 Oh! 731 00:29:47,946 --> 00:29:50,448 Yes, yes, I suppose I am. [laughs] 732 00:29:50,482 --> 00:29:52,585 Well go faster, go faster! 733 00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:54,486 [Virginia cheering] 734 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,921 What powers this contraption, 735 00:29:56,955 --> 00:29:59,090 -[Virginia] Yeah! -[Sir Simon] invisible horses? 736 00:29:59,124 --> 00:29:59,991 Oh! Hey, 737 00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:01,527 why don't you take the wheel? 738 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,295 Take it? Where? 739 00:30:03,328 --> 00:30:03,995 Oh, huh? 740 00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:06,431 Ah! 741 00:30:06,464 --> 00:30:08,033 [Virginia shrieks] 742 00:30:08,066 --> 00:30:09,367 -[Virginia] Put your arm out! [Sir Simon] Trees, trees! 743 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:11,936 Ya-hoo! 744 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:14,005 Yes, indeed! 745 00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:15,807 -[Sir Simon] Ya-hoo! -[Virginia] Woo! 746 00:30:16,509 --> 00:30:18,343 [Virginia laughs] Okay, then come on. 747 00:30:18,376 --> 00:30:19,911 [Virginia] Let's go tear up the village. 748 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,880 -[Sir Simon] The village? -[Virginia] Yeah. 749 00:30:21,913 --> 00:30:23,848 You can petrify some of the locals. 750 00:30:23,882 --> 00:30:26,217 It'll be good practice for scaring my family. 751 00:30:26,251 --> 00:30:27,952 [gasps] Sir Simon? 752 00:30:29,421 --> 00:30:30,088 Whoa! 753 00:30:32,223 --> 00:30:35,561 [engine rumbling] 754 00:30:35,594 --> 00:30:37,295 What's the matter? 755 00:30:37,329 --> 00:30:41,199 Alas, Virginia, I cannot pass beyond these gates. 756 00:30:41,232 --> 00:30:43,636 [gentle music] 757 00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:48,907 [water splashing] 758 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:53,612 I wish I could be free, 759 00:30:53,646 --> 00:30:58,551 but I am cursed to haunt this place and haunt it, I must. 760 00:30:58,584 --> 00:31:03,021 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. 761 00:31:04,690 --> 00:31:06,358 Maybe I could help. 762 00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:10,428 Mrs. Umney said something about a prophecy. 763 00:31:10,462 --> 00:31:12,297 [crow cawing] 764 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,131 Oh! No! 765 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:15,433 You get away from her. 766 00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:16,368 Leave her be! 767 00:31:17,603 --> 00:31:20,639 Sir Simon, that crow. 768 00:31:20,673 --> 00:31:21,973 What's in the walled garden? 769 00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:23,509 Nothing, nothing at all. 770 00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:24,643 Oh, really? 771 00:31:24,677 --> 00:31:26,444 There's nothing in there I tell you. 772 00:31:26,478 --> 00:31:30,616 And this prophecy, who is the golden child? 773 00:31:30,649 --> 00:31:33,952 What happens when the barren almond bears? 774 00:31:33,985 --> 00:31:36,221 Such matters should not be of concern to you. 775 00:31:36,254 --> 00:31:37,989 What aren't you telling me? 776 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,958 Why won't you let me help you? 777 00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:42,494 I can't. 778 00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:44,129 I mustn't, please. 779 00:31:44,162 --> 00:31:48,333 Virginia, ask me anything, but not that. 780 00:31:52,237 --> 00:31:54,272 Some ghost he is. 781 00:31:54,305 --> 00:31:56,609 He said he would have us out of here in two weeks. 782 00:32:01,413 --> 00:32:02,347 Hm. 783 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,314 What's this? 784 00:32:06,619 --> 00:32:08,721 [Sir Simon] Turn hell hound. 785 00:32:08,754 --> 00:32:11,456 Get for a ducket. [laughs] 786 00:32:11,489 --> 00:32:12,991 Ah, there you are. 787 00:32:13,024 --> 00:32:14,325 Oh. 788 00:32:14,359 --> 00:32:16,327 Weren't you even a little bit scared? 789 00:32:16,361 --> 00:32:17,563 Oh no. 790 00:32:17,596 --> 00:32:19,565 I mean, yes. 791 00:32:19,598 --> 00:32:22,500 You cut quite the fearsome figure with that blade. 792 00:32:22,535 --> 00:32:23,602 Really? 793 00:32:23,636 --> 00:32:24,537 Do you think so? 794 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,004 Oh, yes. 795 00:32:26,037 --> 00:32:28,541 My knees are completely knocking. 796 00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,709 [laughs] Excellent. 797 00:32:30,743 --> 00:32:32,110 Rest assured, Virginia, 798 00:32:32,143 --> 00:32:34,279 your family may be tough nuts to crack, 799 00:32:34,312 --> 00:32:36,114 but crack them, I shall. 800 00:32:36,147 --> 00:32:37,650 -Ha! -Mm hm. 801 00:32:37,683 --> 00:32:39,618 You're gonna drive them out with that? 802 00:32:39,652 --> 00:32:42,487 I was quite the swordsman in my day, you know? 803 00:32:42,521 --> 00:32:44,355 Oh, really? 804 00:32:44,389 --> 00:32:45,990 Why don't you show me? 805 00:32:46,024 --> 00:32:47,158 On guard. 806 00:32:47,192 --> 00:32:48,359 But... 807 00:32:48,393 --> 00:32:49,662 But you're a girl. 808 00:32:49,695 --> 00:32:52,698 A girl who's about to kick your butt. 809 00:32:52,731 --> 00:32:55,568 Very well, if trousers, why not swords? 810 00:32:55,601 --> 00:32:57,001 I promise to be gentle. 811 00:32:57,035 --> 00:32:59,738 -Oh, I think I'll keep up. -Indeed. 812 00:32:59,772 --> 00:33:01,674 [swords clanging] [Sir Simon laughs] 813 00:33:01,707 --> 00:33:02,741 That all you got? 814 00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:04,042 Bravo. 815 00:33:04,075 --> 00:33:05,611 I made Pa give me lessons. 816 00:33:05,644 --> 00:33:07,345 Oh, very sensible. 817 00:33:07,378 --> 00:33:10,114 You really are the most remarkable young woman. 818 00:33:10,148 --> 00:33:12,685 Your Henry is a lucky chap. 819 00:33:12,718 --> 00:33:14,587 Oh, don't you start. 820 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:16,020 He's not my Henry. 821 00:33:16,054 --> 00:33:17,088 Oh? 822 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,223 You love him not? 823 00:33:18,256 --> 00:33:19,390 Ha! 824 00:33:19,424 --> 00:33:21,226 I hardly know him. 825 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:24,262 And anyway, I wanna see the world, have adventures, 826 00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,498 not just be somebody's wife. 827 00:33:26,532 --> 00:33:29,100 Why does everything have to be about love? 828 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:33,739 But my dear, love is the greatest adventure of all. 829 00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:37,175 Love can make you thrill with excitement 830 00:33:37,208 --> 00:33:40,044 or tremble with fear. 831 00:33:40,078 --> 00:33:44,717 Make you a beggar or a fool, a poet or a king. 832 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:48,086 Love is all you need. 833 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:49,688 -[Lucretia] Yo-hoo! -You sound like my mother. 834 00:33:49,722 --> 00:33:51,422 Virginia! 835 00:33:51,456 --> 00:33:53,291 Now you really sound like my mother. 836 00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:54,192 Virginia? 837 00:33:54,225 --> 00:33:55,761 Oh, there you are. 838 00:33:55,794 --> 00:33:57,195 What are you doing? 839 00:33:57,228 --> 00:34:01,767 I was just- Virginia, come inside. 840 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,803 We have guests, guests. 841 00:34:04,837 --> 00:34:06,772 [Virginia] Oh, great, how exciting. 842 00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:08,507 Guests, eh? 843 00:34:08,541 --> 00:34:10,809 Then let the revels commence. 844 00:34:10,843 --> 00:34:12,377 [Lucretia] Thank you, Mrs. Umney. 845 00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:14,647 Ah, the tea and cucumber sandwiches, 846 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,114 which is apparently a thing. 847 00:34:16,147 --> 00:34:17,650 [Lucretia] I'm not sure why. 848 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:22,655 Anyway, Reverend Chasuble, this is my daughter, Virginia. 849 00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,422 Pleasure, my dear. [chuckles] 850 00:34:24,455 --> 00:34:27,425 Allow me to introduce my wife. 851 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:28,661 Hello, there. 852 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:31,329 It is more incredible than I could have hoped. 853 00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:32,665 There are unmistakable signs 854 00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:35,199 of spiritual activity everywhere. 855 00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:36,535 See what I found on the floor? 856 00:34:36,569 --> 00:34:38,236 -Oh! -Ectoplasm. 857 00:34:38,269 --> 00:34:40,371 -Um- -No, that's jam. 858 00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:41,072 Hm. 859 00:34:41,907 --> 00:34:44,442 It is jam, strawberry jam. 860 00:34:44,475 --> 00:34:48,146 A classic symptom of spectral manifestation. 861 00:34:50,348 --> 00:34:51,717 Have you seen it then? [Virginia gasps] 862 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:52,751 Seen what? 863 00:34:52,785 --> 00:34:54,185 The bonnie ghost? 864 00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:55,754 Has it manifested to you? 865 00:34:55,788 --> 00:34:57,590 I could help you with it, you know? 866 00:34:57,623 --> 00:34:58,891 My card. 867 00:34:58,924 --> 00:35:00,826 "Phantasmagorical Investigator." 868 00:35:00,859 --> 00:35:02,795 Ghost hunter, dear! 869 00:35:02,828 --> 00:35:04,797 Right. So delightful of you 870 00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:06,832 to call on us, Reverend. 871 00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:09,334 I was beginning to fear no one would visit. 872 00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:14,172 In truth, it was my wife who insisted we come. 873 00:35:14,205 --> 00:35:15,406 I'll say! 874 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,742 Oh, for the chance to test my medal 875 00:35:16,775 --> 00:35:18,811 against the famed Canterville ghost. 876 00:35:18,844 --> 00:35:21,446 I could hunt the phantasm down for you and chop it. 877 00:35:21,479 --> 00:35:25,450 Algernean, do have some tea, won't you? 878 00:35:25,483 --> 00:35:26,351 Oh! Ah! 879 00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:27,318 All this silly talk of ghosts. 880 00:35:27,352 --> 00:35:28,419 -It's nonsense. -Nonsense? 881 00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:31,657 Tell that to the people he sent raving 882 00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:34,359 to the mad house or his poor wife. 883 00:35:34,392 --> 00:35:35,728 He murdered her, you know? 884 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:37,228 That's not true. 885 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:38,496 Yes, it is. 886 00:35:38,530 --> 00:35:40,766 Ghosts are benighted creatures of pure evil. 887 00:35:40,799 --> 00:35:42,701 He is not evil. 888 00:35:42,735 --> 00:35:43,936 What do you know about it anyway? 889 00:35:43,969 --> 00:35:45,403 Virginia! 890 00:35:45,436 --> 00:35:47,740 Oh, you must excuse my daughter. 891 00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:49,708 She has a new gentleman admirer. 892 00:35:49,742 --> 00:35:50,542 [Virginia scoffs] 893 00:35:50,576 --> 00:35:51,610 Mom! 894 00:35:51,644 --> 00:35:52,443 Cake? 895 00:35:52,477 --> 00:35:53,545 Mrs. Umney! 896 00:35:53,579 --> 00:35:54,813 Right away, Ma'am. 897 00:35:54,847 --> 00:35:55,514 Your vicarship? 898 00:35:56,715 --> 00:35:57,683 [Sir Simon burps] 899 00:35:57,716 --> 00:35:59,484 [Lucretia] Oh! 900 00:35:59,518 --> 00:36:01,754 Forgive me father, for I have sinned. 901 00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:03,689 And I'm trying to watch my waistline. 902 00:36:03,722 --> 00:36:04,890 [Chasuble exclaiming] 903 00:36:04,923 --> 00:36:06,391 Boo! 904 00:36:06,424 --> 00:36:07,726 Scotch finger anyone? 905 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,762 Oh, no you don't! 906 00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:11,697 A manifestation! 907 00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:13,297 A genuine mani- 908 00:36:13,331 --> 00:36:16,334 Don't you know it's ruled to talk with your mouthful? 909 00:36:16,367 --> 00:36:17,636 [Algernean gasping] 910 00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:21,272 -Oh, I'm so sorry. -And now for you young lady! 911 00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:22,206 [Chasuble gasping] [Sir Simon growls] 912 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,242 [Sir Simon laughs evilly] [vicar quivering] 913 00:36:24,275 --> 00:36:25,577 -How am I doing? -Really good. 914 00:36:25,611 --> 00:36:26,612 Go! 915 00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:27,846 No, no! 916 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,448 Get away from me you horrible mistake of a man! 917 00:36:30,481 --> 00:36:31,984 Just off to the little vicar's room. 918 00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:34,352 [laughing] Leaving so soon? 919 00:36:34,385 --> 00:36:36,287 [Chasuble exclaiming] [knives thudding] 920 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,656 Impressive. 921 00:36:37,690 --> 00:36:39,323 Drat! Missed! 922 00:36:39,357 --> 00:36:41,827 Sir Simon, stop this at once. 923 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:43,796 Magnificent! 924 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:45,396 Now don't move. 925 00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,331 I want to study you from top to bottom. 926 00:36:47,365 --> 00:36:48,600 [Algernean yelps] 927 00:36:48,634 --> 00:36:50,002 -Off she goes. [Lucretia] Oh no, no, no, no! 928 00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:51,537 Telekinesis, how thrilling! 929 00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,771 [Virginia laughs] 930 00:36:52,805 --> 00:36:54,372 [Sir Simon] And where she stops, nobody knows. 931 00:36:54,405 --> 00:36:55,674 Oh, little bilious now. 932 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,576 Oh, hello again. 933 00:36:57,609 --> 00:36:58,476 Incoming, Cedric. 934 00:36:58,510 --> 00:36:59,812 I'm approaching from the rear. 935 00:36:59,845 --> 00:37:01,379 Oh, Algernean, oh. 936 00:37:01,412 --> 00:37:02,447 Fret not my love. 937 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,816 I have him exactly where I want him. 938 00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:04,917 Very good, dear. 939 00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:07,285 -More tea, vicar? -Oh, oh! 940 00:37:07,318 --> 00:37:08,453 Too hot? 941 00:37:08,486 --> 00:37:10,823 Let me blow on it. [blows] 942 00:37:10,856 --> 00:37:12,024 Oh! 943 00:37:12,057 --> 00:37:14,693 Your days are numbered phantom! 944 00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:18,897 [Virginia laughs] [Sir Simon laughs] 945 00:37:18,931 --> 00:37:19,765 Thank you, thank you. 946 00:37:19,798 --> 00:37:22,333 Thank you very much indeed. 947 00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:23,769 Oh, for me? 948 00:37:23,802 --> 00:37:24,870 So kind. 949 00:37:24,903 --> 00:37:26,004 [Virginia laughs] 950 00:37:26,038 --> 00:37:27,773 [wind whistling] 951 00:37:27,806 --> 00:37:29,007 [Lucretia] Hiram! 952 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,441 [Hiram] Yes, dear? 953 00:37:30,475 --> 00:37:32,511 That ghost is a menace. 954 00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,813 I've never been so embarrassed. 955 00:37:34,847 --> 00:37:37,049 How can we possibly host a grand banquet 956 00:37:37,082 --> 00:37:39,450 with all of his shenanigans? 957 00:37:39,484 --> 00:37:40,318 [Sir Simon spluttering] [Virginia laughs] 958 00:37:40,351 --> 00:37:42,020 This is not funny, Virginia. 959 00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:43,655 Sorry, Mother. 960 00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:44,623 You're right. 961 00:37:44,656 --> 00:37:46,725 This ghost is dreadful. 962 00:37:46,759 --> 00:37:48,560 Perhaps we should just go home. 963 00:37:48,594 --> 00:37:50,394 This is our home, pumpkin. 964 00:37:50,428 --> 00:37:51,496 No, it's not. 965 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,532 By Joseph, it is young lady. 966 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:56,702 We are not leaving, ghost or no ghost. 967 00:37:56,735 --> 00:38:00,072 Hiram G. Otis and his family are here to stay. 968 00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:02,608 And we are having our banquet. 969 00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:04,442 Well, I'm not coming. 970 00:38:04,475 --> 00:38:06,879 You will do as you are told. 971 00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:11,349 But my darling, your young Henry will be there. [chuckles] 972 00:38:11,382 --> 00:38:12,985 He is not my young Henry. 973 00:38:13,018 --> 00:38:14,686 He's just a... 974 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,788 [Virginia groans] 975 00:38:15,821 --> 00:38:17,022 You two are giving me a headache! 976 00:38:17,055 --> 00:38:19,490 -Oh, may I suggest, Doctor- -No, you may not. 977 00:38:20,626 --> 00:38:23,394 What on earth is the matter with pumpkin? 978 00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:24,563 Oh, Hiram. 979 00:38:24,596 --> 00:38:27,331 She's not your little pumpkin anymore. 980 00:38:27,365 --> 00:38:28,100 She's growing up. 981 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,333 Hm. 982 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:30,869 Too fast. 983 00:38:30,903 --> 00:38:32,971 Hm, where does the time go? 984 00:38:33,005 --> 00:38:34,807 [Sir Simon laughing] 985 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,977 Yes, you've still got it, Canterville, you old dog. 986 00:38:39,011 --> 00:38:41,113 [flames whooshing] [anticipatory music] 987 00:38:41,146 --> 00:38:43,381 Hm, what's that, Ciro? 988 00:38:43,414 --> 00:38:44,783 Wanna make something of it? 989 00:38:44,817 --> 00:38:45,918 [Sir Simon laughs] 990 00:38:45,951 --> 00:38:47,920 So the wind reaped the whirlwind. 991 00:38:47,953 --> 00:38:49,688 [Sir Simon laughing] 992 00:38:49,721 --> 00:38:50,989 [Sir Simon screams] 993 00:38:51,023 --> 00:38:55,794 [laughs] It is I, Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld! 994 00:38:55,828 --> 00:38:57,095 No! 995 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,832 You are guilty of being a phantom failure! 996 00:38:59,865 --> 00:39:01,567 -Have mery! -And for that you must pay! 997 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,466 Got ya! 998 00:39:03,068 --> 00:39:04,603 Pay! 999 00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:07,105 -$20. [laughs] -No. 1000 00:39:07,139 --> 00:39:09,007 Best prank ever! 1001 00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:11,375 What kind of ghost is scared of ghosts? 1002 00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:13,344 Oh! 1003 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:16,682 I really hate those boys. 1004 00:39:18,116 --> 00:39:19,985 [Sir Simon exclaims] 1005 00:39:20,018 --> 00:39:22,521 [soft music] 1006 00:39:24,189 --> 00:39:25,123 Oh, there you are. 1007 00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:26,625 Okay, I've been thinking, 1008 00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:28,093 and there must be some other way 1009 00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:30,095 we can scare my parents out of here. 1010 00:39:30,128 --> 00:39:32,130 Maybe what we do is... 1011 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:32,998 Oh! 1012 00:39:33,031 --> 00:39:35,433 What's the point? 1013 00:39:35,466 --> 00:39:36,500 What's the matter with you? 1014 00:39:36,535 --> 00:39:38,871 The world has changed. 1015 00:39:38,904 --> 00:39:42,406 There was a time when I made people's blood run cold, 1016 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,009 but no longer it seems. 1017 00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:45,544 What are you talking about? 1018 00:39:45,577 --> 00:39:46,912 You scared the vicar. 1019 00:39:46,945 --> 00:39:48,747 Vicars! [scoffs] 1020 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:51,650 Everything scares vicars, but your family! 1021 00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:53,585 Are all Americans like this? 1022 00:39:53,619 --> 00:39:55,787 Wait, we can't just give up. 1023 00:39:55,821 --> 00:39:59,457 I'm afraid I failed you, Virginia. 1024 00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:01,927 I'm a ghost who cannot haunt people. 1025 00:40:03,461 --> 00:40:06,865 [Sir Simon] I may as well be a dog that cannot bark. 1026 00:40:06,899 --> 00:40:09,801 [Sir Simon] When the barren almond bears. 1027 00:40:09,835 --> 00:40:12,738 [anticipatory music] 1028 00:40:21,079 --> 00:40:22,915 [Henry grimaces] 1029 00:40:22,948 --> 00:40:24,616 Pungent. 1030 00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:28,186 Sorry, I still don't quite understand. 1031 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,489 Why are we shoveling manure onto a dead tree? 1032 00:40:31,523 --> 00:40:34,092 I'm trying to help Sir Simon. 1033 00:40:34,126 --> 00:40:35,827 He seemed so sad. 1034 00:40:35,861 --> 00:40:37,663 Oh. 1035 00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:40,565 And this manure will make him happy? 1036 00:40:41,633 --> 00:40:44,536 Look, I keep hearing this voice. 1037 00:40:44,569 --> 00:40:46,772 You're hearing voices. 1038 00:40:46,805 --> 00:40:47,706 Yeah, right. 1039 00:40:47,739 --> 00:40:50,676 "When the barren almond bears." 1040 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,177 Well, this is an almond tree. 1041 00:40:52,210 --> 00:40:53,211 It's barren. 1042 00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:54,713 Nothing's growing on it, 1043 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:56,949 so maybe we have to make something grow on it. 1044 00:40:56,982 --> 00:40:58,583 An almond, presumably. [chuckles] 1045 00:40:59,851 --> 00:41:00,752 Yes. 1046 00:41:00,786 --> 00:41:01,987 And then what will happen? 1047 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,021 I don't know! 1048 00:41:03,055 --> 00:41:05,791 Maybe it's something to do with this prophecy. 1049 00:41:05,824 --> 00:41:07,159 What prophecy? 1050 00:41:07,192 --> 00:41:08,994 It's all in here. 1051 00:41:09,027 --> 00:41:11,530 There's a picture of the walled garden in this book, 1052 00:41:11,563 --> 00:41:14,566 only it keeps changing. 1053 00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:16,635 First it was just the locked gates. 1054 00:41:16,668 --> 00:41:20,172 Then this girl appeared and now look! 1055 00:41:20,205 --> 00:41:21,073 The gates are opened. 1056 00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:22,174 See? 1057 00:41:22,207 --> 00:41:24,176 Hm, it looks a bit like you. 1058 00:41:25,310 --> 00:41:26,979 Oh, Hiram! 1059 00:41:27,012 --> 00:41:30,015 Look at the two love birds. 1060 00:41:30,048 --> 00:41:32,517 -Hm. -Oh, "Hm," nothing. 1061 00:41:32,551 --> 00:41:34,686 Who would've believed it? 1062 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,855 It's like a fairytale. 1063 00:41:36,888 --> 00:41:40,158 Our Virginia and the Duke of Cheshire. 1064 00:41:40,192 --> 00:41:41,793 Duke of Cheshire? 1065 00:41:42,094 --> 00:41:45,664 Duke of Cheshire? 1066 00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,869 I think the book wants me to go in there. 1067 00:41:50,902 --> 00:41:53,071 It has to be connected with the prophecy. 1068 00:41:53,105 --> 00:41:55,741 Yes, perhaps. 1069 00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:57,142 You don't believe me. 1070 00:41:57,175 --> 00:42:01,546 It's just ghosts and prophecies, it does seem a bit- 1071 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:02,180 Crazy. 1072 00:42:02,214 --> 00:42:03,982 You think I'm crazy? 1073 00:42:04,016 --> 00:42:05,017 Crazy? 1074 00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:06,151 No, not at all. 1075 00:42:06,184 --> 00:42:09,821 I just think you're a bit different. 1076 00:42:09,855 --> 00:42:11,590 Oh, different? 1077 00:42:11,623 --> 00:42:15,994 No, what I meant to say was, Virginia, 1078 00:42:16,028 --> 00:42:18,663 I think you are absolutely- 1079 00:42:18,697 --> 00:42:20,265 -Cheshire! -Oh, Sir Simon? 1080 00:42:20,298 --> 00:42:22,534 Be gone vile blaggard! 1081 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:25,971 Sir Simon, no! 1082 00:42:26,004 --> 00:42:27,039 Be gone, I say! 1083 00:42:27,072 --> 00:42:28,306 Sir Simon, stop it! 1084 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:31,643 Darken this hallowed place no more! 1085 00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,045 What are you doing? 1086 00:42:33,078 --> 00:42:35,213 Quiet Virginia, this is between me and him. [laughs] 1087 00:42:35,247 --> 00:42:36,715 What's got into you? 1088 00:42:36,748 --> 00:42:38,083 Henry, just go. 1089 00:42:38,116 --> 00:42:39,918 No, I'm not leaving you alone with whatever he is. 1090 00:42:39,951 --> 00:42:41,053 Now, now, you see here, 1091 00:42:41,086 --> 00:42:43,088 I'm quite scared and I don't have a sword, 1092 00:42:43,121 --> 00:42:45,290 -but nevertheless- -It's all right, Henry. 1093 00:42:45,323 --> 00:42:46,091 -Go! -Yes! 1094 00:42:46,124 --> 00:42:46,925 You'd better go. 1095 00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:47,826 Run! 1096 00:42:49,127 --> 00:42:50,595 Are you sure? 1097 00:42:50,629 --> 00:42:52,297 Yes, I can handle this. 1098 00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:55,067 A curse on all Cheshires. 1099 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,668 You don't even know him. 1100 00:42:56,701 --> 00:42:58,370 I know his blood. 1101 00:42:58,403 --> 00:43:00,605 They are all the same. 1102 00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:01,907 What has got into you? 1103 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:05,744 I will not suffer a Cheshire to walk on my land. 1104 00:43:05,777 --> 00:43:07,979 He was lucky to escape with his life. 1105 00:43:08,013 --> 00:43:09,714 His life? 1106 00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:14,619 If you dare set foot here again, you will pay! 1107 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,321 [Henry whimpers] 1108 00:43:16,354 --> 00:43:17,255 [Sir Simon sighs heavily] 1109 00:43:17,289 --> 00:43:19,191 A lucky escape, my dear. 1110 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:20,792 Those Cheshires. 1111 00:43:20,826 --> 00:43:22,761 I thought we were friends. 1112 00:43:22,794 --> 00:43:24,296 We are friends. 1113 00:43:24,329 --> 00:43:25,764 No, no. 1114 00:43:25,797 --> 00:43:27,332 You leave me alone. 1115 00:43:27,365 --> 00:43:29,101 Virginia? 1116 00:43:29,134 --> 00:43:30,268 Virginia? 1117 00:43:30,302 --> 00:43:31,736 Don't talk to me. 1118 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:32,637 Pumpkin? 1119 00:43:33,805 --> 00:43:35,240 Huh? 1120 00:43:35,273 --> 00:43:37,008 [air whooshing] 1121 00:43:37,042 --> 00:43:38,310 Hm. 1122 00:43:38,343 --> 00:43:40,912 Sir Simon, we need to talk. 1123 00:43:40,946 --> 00:43:42,781 Tonight is our grand banquet. 1124 00:43:42,814 --> 00:43:44,816 There will be people, laughter, merriment, 1125 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:47,018 and you will not disturb it. 1126 00:43:47,052 --> 00:43:49,154 There will be no haunting, no moaning, 1127 00:43:49,187 --> 00:43:50,689 no clanking of chains. 1128 00:43:50,722 --> 00:43:51,656 Is that understood? 1129 00:43:51,690 --> 00:43:53,792 I shall do as I please. 1130 00:43:53,825 --> 00:43:55,794 You shall do as you are told. 1131 00:43:55,827 --> 00:43:57,395 This is my house. 1132 00:43:57,429 --> 00:43:58,230 No, Sir. 1133 00:43:58,263 --> 00:43:59,397 This is my house. 1134 00:43:59,431 --> 00:44:00,665 How dare you! 1135 00:44:00,699 --> 00:44:02,801 You jumped up little Colonial! 1136 00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:06,238 Your tom foolery will not work on me, Sir. 1137 00:44:06,271 --> 00:44:07,906 I am a modern man. 1138 00:44:07,939 --> 00:44:09,774 This is a modern world. 1139 00:44:09,808 --> 00:44:10,242 [bulb flashes] [Sir Simon exclaims] 1140 00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:11,943 World of science, 1141 00:44:11,977 --> 00:44:13,879 powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. 1142 00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:14,779 Woo! 1143 00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:19,751 [Hiram] World gears and levers, electricity and pistons. 1144 00:44:19,784 --> 00:44:20,852 There is no place for you 1145 00:44:20,886 --> 00:44:22,220 -in this world, Sir. -What's that? 1146 00:44:22,254 --> 00:44:24,222 You are obsolete. 1147 00:44:24,256 --> 00:44:26,358 A relic, a dinosaur. 1148 00:44:26,391 --> 00:44:28,293 [Sir Simon exclaims] 1149 00:44:28,326 --> 00:44:31,062 If you were any kind of decent fellow, 1150 00:44:31,096 --> 00:44:32,364 you would leave this place. 1151 00:44:33,832 --> 00:44:34,799 But I can't. 1152 00:44:36,101 --> 00:44:39,704 [light instrumental music] 1153 00:44:43,074 --> 00:44:46,244 [Mrs.Umney] The Reverend Chasuble and his wife. 1154 00:44:47,045 --> 00:44:48,180 [Algernean] Who is called Algernean. 1155 00:44:48,213 --> 00:44:50,215 [Mrs. Umney] Who is called Algernean. 1156 00:44:51,383 --> 00:44:53,385 Professor Victor Bosocoff, 1157 00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:58,957 and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff. 1158 00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:00,392 My, my, my. 1159 00:45:00,425 --> 00:45:03,695 [guests chattering] 1160 00:45:04,996 --> 00:45:07,332 [laughs] [Hiram] And I told him, 1161 00:45:07,365 --> 00:45:10,135 "No, you need to reverse the polarity." [laughs] 1162 00:45:10,168 --> 00:45:12,404 [men laughing] 1163 00:45:12,437 --> 00:45:13,838 I don't understand. 1164 00:45:13,872 --> 00:45:14,973 It's his accent. 1165 00:45:15,006 --> 00:45:15,675 Darling? 1166 00:45:15,707 --> 00:45:18,076 If you gentlemen will excuse me. 1167 00:45:18,109 --> 00:45:20,812 It's going wonderfully, Hiram. 1168 00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:23,815 We'll be the talk of society, 1169 00:45:23,848 --> 00:45:25,450 and no sign of the ghost yet. 1170 00:45:25,483 --> 00:45:26,519 [Hiram laughs] 1171 00:45:26,552 --> 00:45:29,020 I do hope he won't spoil it. 1172 00:45:29,054 --> 00:45:31,056 I don't think we'll be seeing him again. 1173 00:45:32,057 --> 00:45:33,858 It's all taken care of. 1174 00:45:35,026 --> 00:45:38,230 Apparently he has an enormous inheritance, 1175 00:45:38,263 --> 00:45:40,799 and his acreage is a wonder to behold. 1176 00:45:40,832 --> 00:45:42,867 Oh! 1177 00:45:42,901 --> 00:45:45,870 Don't know why I have to wear this darn thing. 1178 00:45:45,904 --> 00:45:48,473 Well, I think you look lovely. 1179 00:45:48,507 --> 00:45:50,442 Henry, you're here. 1180 00:45:50,475 --> 00:45:53,778 I mean, I didn't think you'd come after- 1181 00:45:53,812 --> 00:45:55,280 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 1182 00:45:55,313 --> 00:45:58,116 No ghost could keep me away. 1183 00:45:58,149 --> 00:45:59,417 He's not here, is he? 1184 00:45:59,451 --> 00:46:01,253 [chuckles] No. 1185 00:46:01,286 --> 00:46:03,288 What are you doing hiding away in here? 1186 00:46:03,321 --> 00:46:05,490 [sighs] I can't go out there. 1187 00:46:05,524 --> 00:46:09,528 Pa says I have to, but ugh, all those lords and ladies. 1188 00:46:09,562 --> 00:46:10,962 What do I say to them? 1189 00:46:10,996 --> 00:46:12,797 What do I do? 1190 00:46:12,831 --> 00:46:14,232 Can't we just stay here? 1191 00:46:14,266 --> 00:46:17,035 Now, now, best foot forward. 1192 00:46:17,068 --> 00:46:18,336 Take my arm. 1193 00:46:18,370 --> 00:46:20,472 You saved me from that mad ghost, 1194 00:46:20,506 --> 00:46:23,808 now I'll save you from something even scarier, 1195 00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:26,244 English high society. 1196 00:46:26,278 --> 00:46:29,114 [guests chattering] 1197 00:46:29,147 --> 00:46:30,949 [Virginia gasps] 1198 00:46:30,982 --> 00:46:33,818 [Virginia whimpers] 1199 00:46:35,086 --> 00:46:36,855 [Virginia chuckles] 1200 00:46:36,888 --> 00:46:40,058 Miss Virginia Otis, 1201 00:46:40,091 --> 00:46:46,532 and His Grace, Henry, the Duke of Cheshire. 1202 00:46:47,165 --> 00:46:48,500 What? 1203 00:46:50,168 --> 00:46:54,339 How dare he show his weasley face here again! 1204 00:46:54,372 --> 00:46:58,343 [guests chattering] [light instrumental music] 1205 00:46:58,376 --> 00:46:59,444 Keep up, Marjorie. 1206 00:46:59,477 --> 00:47:01,146 This is a big gig for us. 1207 00:47:01,179 --> 00:47:03,181 You've nothing to fear from these people. 1208 00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:04,583 They're mostly harmless. 1209 00:47:04,617 --> 00:47:06,351 [Virginia groans] 1210 00:47:06,384 --> 00:47:08,920 Lady Grey lost all her teeth in a riding accident. 1211 00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:09,622 Mm. 1212 00:47:09,655 --> 00:47:11,056 [dentures popping] 1213 00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:13,091 Colonel Merriman, completely mad. 1214 00:47:13,124 --> 00:47:14,926 He once challenged a pig to a dual, 1215 00:47:14,959 --> 00:47:16,428 said it looked at him funny. 1216 00:47:16,461 --> 00:47:17,462 The pig won. 1217 00:47:17,495 --> 00:47:18,396 [Colonel Merriman] Sir. 1218 00:47:18,430 --> 00:47:20,298 This one thinks he's a mermaid. 1219 00:47:20,332 --> 00:47:22,300 She lost her leg in a card game, 1220 00:47:22,334 --> 00:47:25,937 and he invented a tiny gun for shooting wasps. 1221 00:47:25,970 --> 00:47:29,374 Oh! [man speaking gibberish] 1222 00:47:29,407 --> 00:47:30,643 Excuse me? 1223 00:47:30,676 --> 00:47:32,511 Half past seven, I think. 1224 00:47:32,545 --> 00:47:33,579 Oh, look, brandy. 1225 00:47:33,612 --> 00:47:35,246 Ah. [speaking gibberish] 1226 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,515 Come with us, my dear. 1227 00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:39,017 You must tell us all about yourself. 1228 00:47:39,050 --> 00:47:40,885 You look sturdy. 1229 00:47:40,919 --> 00:47:42,053 Good hips. 1230 00:47:42,087 --> 00:47:43,154 I'm sorry? 1231 00:47:43,188 --> 00:47:44,389 Maybe later. 1232 00:47:44,422 --> 00:47:46,224 Ladies. 1233 00:47:46,257 --> 00:47:49,494 That was code for we want you to marry our brother, Dorian. 1234 00:47:49,528 --> 00:47:50,328 Oh, thank you. 1235 00:47:50,362 --> 00:47:51,530 Nice save. 1236 00:47:51,564 --> 00:47:54,132 No problem. Oh, um. 1237 00:47:54,165 --> 00:47:56,334 Work from the outside in. 1238 00:47:56,368 --> 00:47:58,637 Soup, fish, meat. 1239 00:47:58,671 --> 00:47:59,904 Or just use your fingers. 1240 00:47:59,938 --> 00:48:01,607 It's your house after all. 1241 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,641 See? 1242 00:48:02,675 --> 00:48:04,209 Nothing to worry about. 1243 00:48:04,242 --> 00:48:05,910 Thanks for your help. 1244 00:48:05,944 --> 00:48:07,078 Anytime. 1245 00:48:07,112 --> 00:48:08,113 Anytime at all. 1246 00:48:09,447 --> 00:48:13,151 You see, Virginia, I think you truly are- 1247 00:48:13,184 --> 00:48:14,018 [glass clinking] 1248 00:48:14,052 --> 00:48:15,153 Oh, what? 1249 00:48:15,186 --> 00:48:17,523 Excuse me folks, welcome to Canterville. 1250 00:48:18,691 --> 00:48:21,493 We are thrilled to have you at our grand banquet. 1251 00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:23,228 Now, I know Canterville Chase 1252 00:48:23,261 --> 00:48:25,230 has had a somewhat blood curdling 1253 00:48:25,263 --> 00:48:27,533 reputation down the years, 1254 00:48:27,566 --> 00:48:29,501 but that is all in the past. 1255 00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:32,103 Ladies and gentlemen, 1256 00:48:32,137 --> 00:48:34,372 if you would please extinguish your candles. 1257 00:48:34,406 --> 00:48:35,608 [guest chattering] 1258 00:48:35,641 --> 00:48:40,579 [guests blowing] [anticipatory music] 1259 00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:41,946 [Virginia chuckles] 1260 00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:44,683 Now, allow me to introduce 1261 00:48:44,717 --> 00:48:47,986 the new wonder of the modern world. 1262 00:48:48,019 --> 00:48:52,658 [guests exclaiming] [guests applauding] 1263 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,734 Oh, it's like magic. 1264 00:49:01,767 --> 00:49:03,501 It's science, Cedric. 1265 00:49:03,536 --> 00:49:06,104 Mr. Otis is a man after my own heart. 1266 00:49:06,137 --> 00:49:08,139 -Oh. -Well done, dear. 1267 00:49:08,173 --> 00:49:09,274 You did it. 1268 00:49:09,307 --> 00:49:11,209 No, we did it. 1269 00:49:12,678 --> 00:49:16,549 [gasps] It's beautiful, isn't it? 1270 00:49:16,582 --> 00:49:17,248 Indeed. 1271 00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:20,118 [Henry's throat clears] 1272 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,488 To progress! 1273 00:49:23,522 --> 00:49:25,457 To progress. 1274 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:26,692 [woman laughs] [electricity crackling] 1275 00:49:26,725 --> 00:49:28,226 [guests exclaiming] 1276 00:49:28,259 --> 00:49:31,029 [guests chattering] 1277 00:49:31,062 --> 00:49:34,399 Don't worry everyone, I'm sure it's just a fuse. 1278 00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:35,233 A fuse? 1279 00:49:35,266 --> 00:49:36,334 Is that a bomb? 1280 00:49:38,737 --> 00:49:39,772 [anticipatory music] 1281 00:49:39,805 --> 00:49:41,973 Hiram, what's that noise? 1282 00:49:43,174 --> 00:49:44,108 What the? 1283 00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:50,716 Behold! 1284 00:49:50,749 --> 00:49:52,785 I am the ghost of Canterville! 1285 00:49:52,818 --> 00:49:55,621 And this dinner is doomed! 1286 00:49:55,654 --> 00:49:56,454 [Virginia gasps] 1287 00:49:56,488 --> 00:49:57,790 Doomed! 1288 00:49:57,823 --> 00:50:01,560 Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. 1289 00:50:01,594 --> 00:50:03,461 Rest assured, this is an unfortunate 1290 00:50:03,495 --> 00:50:06,699 yet harmless prank from my incorrigible boys. 1291 00:50:06,732 --> 00:50:07,800 Again, Kent, again. 1292 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,267 Again! 1293 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,134 [shutters banging] [guests exclaiming] 1294 00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,035 Oh, oh! 1295 00:50:12,638 --> 00:50:13,506 Huh? 1296 00:50:15,139 --> 00:50:16,542 Nice touch. 1297 00:50:16,575 --> 00:50:17,810 It wasn't me. 1298 00:50:17,843 --> 00:50:20,445 Then who was it? 1299 00:50:20,478 --> 00:50:21,647 Ow! 1300 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,781 [Louis] Mayday, mayday. 1301 00:50:22,815 --> 00:50:24,215 The pumpkin's gone rogue! 1302 00:50:24,249 --> 00:50:25,149 [boys exclaiming] 1303 00:50:25,183 --> 00:50:26,719 Hiram! Boys! 1304 00:50:26,752 --> 00:50:28,453 Stop this immediately. 1305 00:50:28,486 --> 00:50:29,722 It's not us! 1306 00:50:29,755 --> 00:50:30,556 [record player screeching] 1307 00:50:30,589 --> 00:50:31,690 [records clattering] 1308 00:50:31,724 --> 00:50:33,157 [air whooshing] [guests exclaiming] 1309 00:50:33,191 --> 00:50:35,126 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1310 00:50:35,159 --> 00:50:37,763 [all exclaiming] 1311 00:50:39,798 --> 00:50:40,599 [pumpkin splatters] 1312 00:50:40,633 --> 00:50:42,133 Sir Simon! 1313 00:50:42,166 --> 00:50:46,572 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! 1314 00:50:47,105 --> 00:50:50,375 [Sir Simon yelling] [guests exclaiming] 1315 00:50:50,408 --> 00:50:51,276 Oh. 1316 00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:52,711 Keep up, Marjorie! 1317 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,780 Do you do requests? 1318 00:50:54,813 --> 00:50:57,081 [band members exclaiming] 1319 00:50:57,115 --> 00:50:58,651 [Sir Simon] Play on, I say. 1320 00:50:58,684 --> 00:50:59,718 Play on. 1321 00:50:59,752 --> 00:51:01,286 [all exclaiming] 1322 00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:03,656 Quick, quick, come along, come along. 1323 00:51:03,689 --> 00:51:05,724 Unhand me, Cecil. 1324 00:51:05,758 --> 00:51:07,125 The beast is mine. 1325 00:51:07,158 --> 00:51:08,393 Algernean! 1326 00:51:08,426 --> 00:51:11,597 [all exclaiming] [Sir Simon chuckles] 1327 00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:19,103 We meet again, old adversary, 1328 00:51:19,137 --> 00:51:21,406 but this time it's I who shall-- [screaming] 1329 00:51:21,439 --> 00:51:23,742 [Sir Simon laughing] 1330 00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,209 [metal clanging] 1331 00:51:25,243 --> 00:51:26,545 [Algernean speaking indistinctly] 1332 00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:28,112 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 1333 00:51:28,146 --> 00:51:29,180 Do speak up. 1334 00:51:30,481 --> 00:51:31,517 Right this way! 1335 00:51:31,550 --> 00:51:32,718 Nevermind, let's get out of here. 1336 00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:35,286 You Americans enter my house 1337 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,156 with your modern ways and dare 1338 00:51:38,189 --> 00:51:41,359 to tell me what I may or may not do? 1339 00:51:42,493 --> 00:51:44,462 Now you see here, Sir- 1340 00:51:44,495 --> 00:51:46,397 Dinosaur am I? 1341 00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:49,267 Obsolete? 1342 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,369 If it's electricity you want, 1343 00:51:52,470 --> 00:51:53,572 how about this? 1344 00:51:55,173 --> 00:51:56,742 [light bulbs shattering] [guests exclaiming] 1345 00:51:56,775 --> 00:51:58,611 [Kent exclaims] [Louis exclaims] 1346 00:51:58,644 --> 00:51:59,878 Hiram! 1347 00:51:59,912 --> 00:52:04,516 [exclaiming continues] [shattering continues] 1348 00:52:06,685 --> 00:52:09,855 And as for you Cheshire! 1349 00:52:10,488 --> 00:52:11,824 Sir Simon, stop it! 1350 00:52:11,857 --> 00:52:15,193 Is it me, or is it getting hot in here? 1351 00:52:16,629 --> 00:52:17,730 [Henry gasps] [Virginia shrieks] 1352 00:52:17,763 --> 00:52:19,263 [fire whooshing] 1353 00:52:19,297 --> 00:52:21,734 Mrs. Umney, do something. 1354 00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:24,837 Yes, Ma'am. [groans] 1355 00:52:26,437 --> 00:52:31,944 A toast to progress, to Canterville. 1356 00:52:31,977 --> 00:52:33,545 A modern, happy home. 1357 00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:36,515 Ha! 1358 00:52:36,548 --> 00:52:38,951 Don't mind if I do. [gulps] 1359 00:52:38,984 --> 00:52:40,251 Not for me. 1360 00:52:41,787 --> 00:52:44,155 I want to watch it all burn. 1361 00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:50,562 [Louis exclaims] [Kent exclaims] 1362 00:52:50,596 --> 00:52:52,430 Out of my way, boys. 1363 00:52:52,463 --> 00:52:53,732 [Kent exclaims] [Louis exclaims] 1364 00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:56,167 Boys, over here! 1365 00:52:57,468 --> 00:52:58,504 [Henry and Virginia] Jump! 1366 00:52:58,537 --> 00:53:00,506 [Kent groans] 1367 00:53:00,539 --> 00:53:01,774 I'm scared, Louis. 1368 00:53:01,807 --> 00:53:02,775 Me too, Kent. 1369 00:53:02,808 --> 00:53:05,309 Come on boys, you can do it. 1370 00:53:05,343 --> 00:53:09,213 Oh, Geronimo! 1371 00:53:09,247 --> 00:53:10,214 Come on, everybody, this way. 1372 00:53:10,248 --> 00:53:11,850 [dramatic music] 1373 00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:13,519 [chain clangs] 1374 00:53:13,552 --> 00:53:14,887 Come on, let's get out of here. 1375 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,954 Go. 1376 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:16,955 I will be right behind you. 1377 00:53:21,026 --> 00:53:22,561 [chandelier clangs] 1378 00:53:22,594 --> 00:53:23,529 We'd better not get blamed for this one. 1379 00:53:23,562 --> 00:53:24,596 It's not our fault. 1380 00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:27,398 [Henry groaning] 1381 00:53:28,701 --> 00:53:33,337 Now that's what I call a haunting. [laughs evilly] 1382 00:53:38,844 --> 00:53:40,012 [guests clamoring] 1383 00:53:40,045 --> 00:53:41,814 Bring the horses around quickly! 1384 00:53:41,847 --> 00:53:45,450 [horse neighs] 1385 00:53:45,483 --> 00:53:46,451 Hey, Ma. 1386 00:53:46,484 --> 00:53:47,318 Oh, Hiram. 1387 00:53:48,587 --> 00:53:50,923 [sighs] Thank goodness you're all safe. 1388 00:53:50,956 --> 00:53:52,323 Are you okay? 1389 00:53:52,356 --> 00:53:53,391 Where's Henry? 1390 00:53:53,424 --> 00:53:55,259 [dramatic music] 1391 00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:55,894 Henry? 1392 00:53:55,928 --> 00:53:57,462 That- Was- 1393 00:53:57,495 --> 00:53:58,964 Incredible! 1394 00:53:58,997 --> 00:53:59,965 When's dessert? 1395 00:53:59,998 --> 00:54:01,900 Oh my goodness, boys. 1396 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,569 Henry! 1397 00:54:03,602 --> 00:54:05,003 [Virginia gasps] 1398 00:54:05,037 --> 00:54:07,573 [Henry coughing] 1399 00:54:07,606 --> 00:54:08,507 Henry! 1400 00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:10,542 Henry, are you okay? 1401 00:54:10,576 --> 00:54:14,580 Virginia, you came back. [Virginia straining] 1402 00:54:14,613 --> 00:54:16,481 I think I've put my back out. 1403 00:54:16,515 --> 00:54:17,482 Come on, Henry! 1404 00:54:17,516 --> 00:54:19,417 You can do this, come on! 1405 00:54:19,450 --> 00:54:20,753 Quickly! 1406 00:54:20,786 --> 00:54:22,020 Virginia! 1407 00:54:22,054 --> 00:54:24,656 What are you doing? 1408 00:54:24,690 --> 00:54:25,791 [Virginia groans] 1409 00:54:25,824 --> 00:54:28,259 [beam thuds] 1410 00:54:29,027 --> 00:54:29,895 Oh, my. 1411 00:54:32,898 --> 00:54:37,368 [Henry gasping] [chandelier rattling] 1412 00:54:37,401 --> 00:54:39,972 [Virginia gasps] 1413 00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:46,645 Come on, Henry, on your feet. 1414 00:54:46,678 --> 00:54:48,514 Thank you, Virginia. 1415 00:54:48,547 --> 00:54:53,384 [dramatic music] [fire crackling] 1416 00:55:09,467 --> 00:55:12,303 [triumphant music] 1417 00:55:17,943 --> 00:55:20,679 [Henry coughing] 1418 00:55:20,712 --> 00:55:23,916 [Henry gasping] [Virginia gasping] 1419 00:55:23,949 --> 00:55:25,117 [Henry coughs] 1420 00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:28,520 [planks clattering] 1421 00:55:28,554 --> 00:55:29,655 I'm so sorry. 1422 00:55:31,156 --> 00:55:34,026 [Virginia grunts] [soft music] 1423 00:55:34,059 --> 00:55:36,728 Forgive me, Virginia. 1424 00:55:36,762 --> 00:55:40,532 I have of late, but wherefore I know not, 1425 00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:43,702 lost all my mirth. 1426 00:55:44,937 --> 00:55:47,506 [doors clanging] 1427 00:55:49,842 --> 00:55:52,711 Pumpkin, I was looking for you everywhere. 1428 00:55:52,744 --> 00:55:53,979 Are you okay? 1429 00:55:54,012 --> 00:55:54,913 It's all my fault. 1430 00:55:54,947 --> 00:55:57,049 Virginia, I shouldn't have come. 1431 00:55:57,082 --> 00:56:00,686 My presence here clearly drove the ghost into a rage. 1432 00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:01,954 It's not your fault. 1433 00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:04,422 I couldn't bear the thought of any harm 1434 00:56:04,455 --> 00:56:06,490 coming to you or your family. 1435 00:56:06,525 --> 00:56:08,560 I think it best that I don't come again. 1436 00:56:08,594 --> 00:56:09,460 What? 1437 00:56:09,493 --> 00:56:11,429 Thank you, Mr. Otis. 1438 00:56:11,462 --> 00:56:13,065 Very impressive lights. 1439 00:56:13,098 --> 00:56:14,933 Goodbye, Virginia. 1440 00:56:17,202 --> 00:56:18,604 Don't worry, pumpkin. 1441 00:56:18,637 --> 00:56:21,673 I am gonna put an end to this once and for all. 1442 00:56:21,707 --> 00:56:23,441 There's no need to cry. 1443 00:56:23,474 --> 00:56:26,078 I'm not crying! [groans] 1444 00:56:26,111 --> 00:56:28,013 [light music] 1445 00:56:28,046 --> 00:56:31,884 A full blown category five psychoplasmical manifestation! 1446 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:35,921 Last night you were lucky to escape with your lives. 1447 00:56:35,954 --> 00:56:37,522 I dread to think what might've happened 1448 00:56:37,556 --> 00:56:38,757 if I hadn't been there. 1449 00:56:38,790 --> 00:56:40,993 If that ghost wants a donnybrook, 1450 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:44,162 Hiram Otis is gonna give him one right on his snoot. 1451 00:56:44,196 --> 00:56:46,064 Yeah, Pa, you tell him. 1452 00:56:46,098 --> 00:56:47,866 Oh yeah, bust that ghost. 1453 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:48,700 Bust him. 1454 00:56:48,734 --> 00:56:49,801 I like the sound of that. 1455 00:56:49,835 --> 00:56:52,170 [Louis] Bust ghosters! Mm, nevermind. 1456 00:56:52,204 --> 00:56:54,740 The readings are very strong. 1457 00:56:54,773 --> 00:56:56,708 The spirit compass, my own invention, 1458 00:56:56,742 --> 00:56:59,477 is saying there is definitely a ghost in the house. 1459 00:56:59,511 --> 00:57:02,915 This is an impressive array of equipment, Ma'am. 1460 00:57:02,948 --> 00:57:04,816 You see, Lucretia, science. 1461 00:57:04,850 --> 00:57:07,451 Science will cook this old buzzard's goose. 1462 00:57:07,485 --> 00:57:09,154 Hey, look what I found. 1463 00:57:09,187 --> 00:57:10,822 -Put that back at once. -I wanna shoot it. 1464 00:57:10,856 --> 00:57:12,024 -What's it shoot? -Slowly. 1465 00:57:12,057 --> 00:57:12,991 Ghost bullets? Carefully. 1466 00:57:13,025 --> 00:57:14,159 It's a ray gun, genius. 1467 00:57:14,192 --> 00:57:16,695 [ray buzzing] [all exclaiming] 1468 00:57:16,728 --> 00:57:18,530 Outstanding! 1469 00:57:18,563 --> 00:57:20,032 It was him. 1470 00:57:20,065 --> 00:57:22,200 What are you gonna do with that? 1471 00:57:22,234 --> 00:57:24,736 I am going to give Johnny ghost both barrels 1472 00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:26,838 and capture it like a rat in a trap. 1473 00:57:26,872 --> 00:57:27,839 How exactly? 1474 00:57:27,873 --> 00:57:29,007 Simple. 1475 00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:31,076 Once activated, this device will function 1476 00:57:31,109 --> 00:57:32,210 as a psychic magnet pinning 1477 00:57:32,244 --> 00:57:36,715 and absorbing the spirit and trapping it in one of these. 1478 00:57:36,748 --> 00:57:37,649 And then what? 1479 00:57:37,683 --> 00:57:40,052 Why, then I study it of course. 1480 00:57:40,085 --> 00:57:43,855 Oh, I have many, many experiments planned. 1481 00:57:43,889 --> 00:57:47,759 Just think, a real live specimen to work on. 1482 00:57:47,793 --> 00:57:49,027 Wonderful! 1483 00:57:49,061 --> 00:57:49,962 What? 1484 00:57:49,995 --> 00:57:52,230 We can't do this to Sir Simon. 1485 00:57:52,264 --> 00:57:55,133 Yeah, he's our ghost. 1486 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:58,170 We're the ones who should be experimenting on him. 1487 00:57:58,203 --> 00:58:01,606 I'm a reasonable man, but he tried to blow up our family. 1488 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,009 And I don't take too kindly to that. 1489 00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,277 Right then, pop this on. 1490 00:58:05,310 --> 00:58:06,111 [buckle clicks] [anticipatory music] 1491 00:58:06,144 --> 00:58:07,612 Plug that in. 1492 00:58:07,646 --> 00:58:08,714 Snappety, snap. 1493 00:58:08,747 --> 00:58:10,115 Eyes of a hunter. 1494 00:58:11,149 --> 00:58:12,584 [Louis] That is one strange lady. 1495 00:58:12,617 --> 00:58:13,518 [Kent] I kinda like it. 1496 00:58:13,552 --> 00:58:14,786 -Me too. -Hiram! 1497 00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:15,821 Sorry, dear. 1498 00:58:15,854 --> 00:58:17,222 Tallyho! 1499 00:58:17,255 --> 00:58:20,659 So, how many ghosts have you actually caught? 1500 00:58:20,692 --> 00:58:23,528 Technically, this will be my first, but fear not. 1501 00:58:23,562 --> 00:58:25,797 I know exactly what I'm doing. 1502 00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:28,967 This way! 1503 00:58:29,001 --> 00:58:30,602 The game's afoot. 1504 00:58:30,635 --> 00:58:32,771 The spirit compass never lies. 1505 00:58:34,773 --> 00:58:35,874 On we go! 1506 00:58:35,907 --> 00:58:37,542 [playful music] 1507 00:58:37,576 --> 00:58:38,543 That's a cupboard. 1508 00:58:39,745 --> 00:58:40,612 This way. 1509 00:58:41,913 --> 00:58:43,081 No, no. 1510 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,952 This way. 1511 00:58:46,985 --> 00:58:48,020 Does she know what she's doing? 1512 00:58:48,053 --> 00:58:49,521 Kent, Louis, 1513 00:58:50,655 --> 00:58:53,158 much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. 1514 00:58:55,227 --> 00:58:56,294 Just give me a moment. 1515 00:58:56,328 --> 00:58:58,096 Um, which way? 1516 00:58:58,130 --> 00:58:58,964 Which way? 1517 00:58:58,997 --> 00:58:59,931 This way. [Algernean gasps] 1518 00:58:59,965 --> 00:59:00,799 I can smell it. 1519 00:59:00,832 --> 00:59:01,833 I say, come back with that. 1520 00:59:01,867 --> 00:59:03,702 [Kent] Hey, weird lady, 1521 00:59:03,735 --> 00:59:05,337 the readings are very strong down here. 1522 00:59:05,370 --> 00:59:06,171 Really? 1523 00:59:06,204 --> 00:59:07,205 Wait for me. 1524 00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:07,906 Phantom ahoy! 1525 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:10,842 Sir Simon? 1526 00:59:10,876 --> 00:59:12,310 Sir Simon? 1527 00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:13,211 Where could he be? 1528 00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:14,913 In here, everyone. 1529 00:59:14,946 --> 00:59:15,947 He's in the kitchen. 1530 00:59:17,015 --> 00:59:18,250 Ah ha! 1531 00:59:18,283 --> 00:59:20,018 [ray buzzing] 1532 00:59:20,052 --> 00:59:20,852 Oh! 1533 00:59:20,886 --> 00:59:22,320 That's our housekeeper. 1534 00:59:22,354 --> 00:59:24,990 Well, she shouldn't sneak up on me like that. 1535 00:59:25,023 --> 00:59:25,957 He's on the move. 1536 00:59:25,991 --> 00:59:26,958 Come on! 1537 00:59:26,992 --> 00:59:29,127 This way! 1538 00:59:29,161 --> 00:59:31,763 Mrs. Umney, are you all right? 1539 00:59:31,797 --> 00:59:33,899 Perfectly fine, thank you, Ma'am. 1540 00:59:33,932 --> 00:59:35,667 [Mrs. Umney coughs] [pan clangs] 1541 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:39,137 Sir Simon, where are you? 1542 00:59:39,404 --> 00:59:40,705 -Over here. -Oh. 1543 00:59:40,739 --> 00:59:42,274 -You just missed him. -Oh! 1544 00:59:42,307 --> 00:59:44,209 -No, no, he's over here. -Oh. 1545 00:59:44,242 --> 00:59:47,145 The blighter's slippery like a greased pig on market day. 1546 00:59:49,014 --> 00:59:51,683 Sir Simon, are you in there? 1547 00:59:51,716 --> 00:59:52,384 Open up. 1548 00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:53,952 You're in danger. 1549 00:59:53,985 --> 00:59:56,221 [Sir Simon] The wind and the rain, 1550 00:59:56,254 --> 00:59:59,257 a foolish thing was but a toy. 1551 00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:01,026 [gasps] Sir Simon? 1552 01:00:01,059 --> 01:00:02,294 [Sir Simon] For the rain, 1553 01:00:02,327 --> 01:00:04,596 -[Sir Simon] it rains everyday. -Sir Simon! 1554 01:00:06,198 --> 01:00:07,199 [Louis screams] [Kent screams] 1555 01:00:07,232 --> 01:00:08,366 Ghosts in there! 1556 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,401 Ah ha! 1557 01:00:09,434 --> 01:00:10,235 Stand aside, please. 1558 01:00:10,268 --> 01:00:11,236 Boys, stay here. 1559 01:00:11,269 --> 01:00:12,137 [boys straining] 1560 01:00:12,170 --> 01:00:12,938 -Okay, Pa. -No problem! 1561 01:00:12,971 --> 01:00:15,974 [dresser sliding] [Kent grunts] 1562 01:00:16,007 --> 01:00:18,210 [boys grunting] [armor clattering] 1563 01:00:18,243 --> 01:00:19,411 [Louis grunting] 1564 01:00:19,444 --> 01:00:21,046 Uh, boys? 1565 01:00:21,079 --> 01:00:22,080 Hi, Pa. 1566 01:00:22,114 --> 01:00:23,215 Please hand me that chair. 1567 01:00:25,350 --> 01:00:26,651 It was him! 1568 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,355 [Sir Simon] A great while ago the world begun. 1569 01:00:30,388 --> 01:00:32,791 [Sir Simon] With hey, ho, hey, ho, 1570 01:00:32,824 --> 01:00:34,192 -[Sir Simon] the wind blew the rain. 1571 01:00:34,226 --> 01:00:35,760 [Virginia gasps] What? 1572 01:00:35,794 --> 01:00:40,398 -[Sir Simon] But that's all one, our play is done. 1573 01:00:40,432 --> 01:00:42,033 Sir Simon! [gasps] 1574 01:00:42,067 --> 01:00:45,003 [Sir Simon] As we strive to please you everyday. 1575 01:00:46,171 --> 01:00:49,441 [Virginia gasping] [blocks clattering] 1576 01:00:49,474 --> 01:00:50,742 Virginia? 1577 01:00:50,775 --> 01:00:52,310 That awful woman's here again. 1578 01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:54,779 She wants to trap you, do experiments. 1579 01:00:54,813 --> 01:00:56,414 -You have to run. -Run? 1580 01:00:56,448 --> 01:00:58,283 Where? 1581 01:00:58,316 --> 01:01:00,285 I'm so very tired, Virginia. 1582 01:01:00,318 --> 01:01:03,722 I haven't slept in 300 years. 1583 01:01:03,755 --> 01:01:05,790 I miss sleep. 1584 01:01:05,824 --> 01:01:07,058 Right, onwards! 1585 01:01:07,092 --> 01:01:09,294 I have a sulfuric odor in my nostrils. 1586 01:01:09,327 --> 01:01:11,830 Uh, that was me. 1587 01:01:11,863 --> 01:01:13,431 I miss my Eleanor. 1588 01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:15,367 She was a Cheshire too, you know? 1589 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,402 Like your young man. 1590 01:01:17,435 --> 01:01:19,437 Why do you hate them so much? 1591 01:01:19,471 --> 01:01:20,472 [magic whooshing] 1592 01:01:20,506 --> 01:01:22,040 It was my wife's uncle, 1593 01:01:22,073 --> 01:01:26,144 the old Duke of Cheshire who accused me of her murder. 1594 01:01:26,178 --> 01:01:28,880 He wanted me outta the way so he could lay claim 1595 01:01:28,914 --> 01:01:31,016 to Canterville Chase for himself. 1596 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:36,054 It was Cheshire who laid the trap intended for me. 1597 01:01:37,222 --> 01:01:40,859 He accused me, imprisoned me. 1598 01:01:40,892 --> 01:01:43,962 This cell became my tomb. 1599 01:01:43,995 --> 01:01:46,464 Eventually I succumbed to death. 1600 01:01:46,498 --> 01:01:50,368 But the fates, it seemed had other plans for my soul. 1601 01:01:50,402 --> 01:01:52,304 [gasps] So, is that... 1602 01:01:52,337 --> 01:01:54,039 It is, alas. 1603 01:01:54,072 --> 01:01:55,273 That's horrible. 1604 01:01:55,307 --> 01:01:57,375 That's the house of Cheshire for you. 1605 01:01:57,409 --> 01:02:00,111 But that was 300 years ago. 1606 01:02:00,145 --> 01:02:01,479 Henry isn't like his ancestors. 1607 01:02:01,514 --> 01:02:02,447 People change. 1608 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,182 Not me. 1609 01:02:04,216 --> 01:02:06,017 Cursed to remain in this house for all eternity. 1610 01:02:06,051 --> 01:02:07,352 Maybe I deserve it. 1611 01:02:07,385 --> 01:02:09,522 If I'd been less vain, less foolish. 1612 01:02:09,555 --> 01:02:11,756 If I'd reached Eleanor quicker. 1613 01:02:11,790 --> 01:02:13,425 It wasn't your fault. 1614 01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:14,859 We're getting close! [Virginia gasps] 1615 01:02:14,893 --> 01:02:16,194 The needle's almost off the dial. 1616 01:02:16,228 --> 01:02:18,063 It's unprecedented. 1617 01:02:18,096 --> 01:02:21,800 Mr. Otis, crank me up to full power. 1618 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:23,536 [chuckles] With pleasure, Ma'am. 1619 01:02:23,569 --> 01:02:25,070 Oo, that's it! 1620 01:02:25,103 --> 01:02:26,539 That's it! Keep going! 1621 01:02:26,572 --> 01:02:27,439 Oo! [laughing] 1622 01:02:29,374 --> 01:02:30,842 Where is Virginia? 1623 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,277 I don't know. 1624 01:02:32,310 --> 01:02:33,411 Behind this wall! 1625 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:35,146 It has to come down. 1626 01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:36,281 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 1627 01:02:36,314 --> 01:02:37,516 Stand aside. 1628 01:02:38,383 --> 01:02:39,851 [Hiram grunts] 1629 01:02:39,884 --> 01:02:41,152 [wall shaking] [Sir Simon exclaims] 1630 01:02:41,186 --> 01:02:41,987 They're coming! 1631 01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:43,321 Let them come. 1632 01:02:43,355 --> 01:02:45,457 No, we have to do something. 1633 01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:48,360 [Sir Simon groaning] 1634 01:02:48,393 --> 01:02:49,227 [gasps] What's this? 1635 01:02:50,895 --> 01:02:53,398 [ax bangs] [rubble clattering] 1636 01:02:53,431 --> 01:02:56,234 "When the baron almond bears." 1637 01:02:56,268 --> 01:02:57,902 Is that the prophecy? 1638 01:02:57,936 --> 01:02:59,004 Don't. 1639 01:02:59,037 --> 01:03:01,373 It was on the walled garden all along? 1640 01:03:01,406 --> 01:03:02,874 It's no concern of yours. 1641 01:03:02,907 --> 01:03:03,975 Why didn't you say anything? 1642 01:03:04,009 --> 01:03:06,011 -Virginia! -But what does it mean? 1643 01:03:06,044 --> 01:03:07,178 -Stop. -What does it do? 1644 01:03:07,212 --> 01:03:08,213 Tell me! 1645 01:03:08,246 --> 01:03:09,447 It sets me free! 1646 01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:12,017 Then we have to go. 1647 01:03:12,050 --> 01:03:13,118 [rubble clattering] [Virginia gasps] 1648 01:03:13,151 --> 01:03:14,953 [Sir Simon exclaims] 1649 01:03:14,986 --> 01:03:16,087 [playful music] 1650 01:03:16,121 --> 01:03:17,222 Ah ha! 1651 01:03:17,255 --> 01:03:19,924 I have you now. 1652 01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:21,527 [ray buzzing] 1653 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,861 [Virginia grunting] [pan clangs] 1654 01:03:22,894 --> 01:03:25,830 [Algernean exclaiming] 1655 01:03:25,864 --> 01:03:27,499 Right in the Hamptons. 1656 01:03:27,533 --> 01:03:30,468 Hiram! [coughing] 1657 01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,137 But there's no one here. 1658 01:03:33,271 --> 01:03:36,308 Sometimes ghosts are invisible, Mom. 1659 01:03:36,341 --> 01:03:37,208 Come on. 1660 01:03:41,614 --> 01:03:42,947 Over here, Ma. 1661 01:03:43,649 --> 01:03:45,317 Where did they go? 1662 01:03:45,350 --> 01:03:46,851 Slipped the net again. 1663 01:03:49,522 --> 01:03:51,089 Look, Hiram! 1664 01:03:51,122 --> 01:03:52,891 It's taken Virginia. 1665 01:03:52,924 --> 01:03:56,127 Oh! [thunder rumbling] 1666 01:03:56,161 --> 01:03:58,930 That darn ghost has gone too far this time. 1667 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,838 [pages flipping] [eerie music] 1668 01:04:10,275 --> 01:04:11,443 [thunder rumbling] 1669 01:04:11,476 --> 01:04:13,878 Virginia, no! 1670 01:04:13,912 --> 01:04:15,581 It asks too heavy a price. 1671 01:04:18,416 --> 01:04:20,885 We have to try. 1672 01:04:20,919 --> 01:04:24,022 [Virginia grunting] 1673 01:04:25,223 --> 01:04:28,259 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1674 01:04:28,293 --> 01:04:30,395 from the angel's grasp." 1675 01:04:30,428 --> 01:04:31,630 Please don't. 1676 01:04:31,664 --> 01:04:34,132 "When the barren almond bears 1677 01:04:34,165 --> 01:04:36,935 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1678 01:04:36,968 --> 01:04:38,937 then will all the house be still 1679 01:04:38,970 --> 01:04:41,272 and peace come to Canterville." 1680 01:04:43,074 --> 01:04:44,476 [thunder rumbling] [Virginia gasps] 1681 01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:47,445 [mystical chiming] 1682 01:04:52,450 --> 01:04:55,253 [gates creaking] 1683 01:04:57,590 --> 01:04:59,290 But what does it mean? 1684 01:05:00,626 --> 01:05:03,495 It means that I can only be set free 1685 01:05:03,529 --> 01:05:06,331 if an innocent such as yourself travels 1686 01:05:06,364 --> 01:05:08,634 with me and begs for my forgiveness 1687 01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:11,136 from the Grand Old Man. 1688 01:05:11,169 --> 01:05:13,037 The Grand Old Man? 1689 01:05:13,071 --> 01:05:15,940 The Master of all our Final Ceremonies. 1690 01:05:15,974 --> 01:05:18,977 Only He can grant my release. 1691 01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:22,515 Then let's go. 1692 01:05:22,548 --> 01:05:24,583 No, Virginia, it is too perilous. 1693 01:05:24,617 --> 01:05:26,284 I cannot ask this of you. 1694 01:05:26,317 --> 01:05:27,653 You are not asking, Sir. 1695 01:05:27,686 --> 01:05:30,989 I am offering to help a friend. 1696 01:05:31,022 --> 01:05:32,390 Virginia! 1697 01:05:32,424 --> 01:05:33,224 Quick! 1698 01:05:35,226 --> 01:05:38,062 [Sir Simon gasping] 1699 01:05:40,633 --> 01:05:43,501 [gates slamming] 1700 01:05:43,536 --> 01:05:46,971 [soft intriguing music] 1701 01:05:59,217 --> 01:06:00,985 It's just like your locket in here. 1702 01:06:02,353 --> 01:06:04,389 [gasps] It's beautiful. 1703 01:06:09,394 --> 01:06:10,663 [music fades] 1704 01:06:10,696 --> 01:06:14,299 Virginia, please excuse the lateness of the hour, 1705 01:06:14,332 --> 01:06:15,701 but I simply could not wait. 1706 01:06:17,268 --> 01:06:21,005 The fact is, I love you, 1707 01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:23,308 and I refuse to let the ghost 1708 01:06:23,341 --> 01:06:25,611 and this ancient curse come between us. 1709 01:06:25,644 --> 01:06:28,346 [thunder rumbling] [Excelsior whinnying] 1710 01:06:28,379 --> 01:06:30,081 Oh yes, well, it's easy saying 1711 01:06:30,114 --> 01:06:31,382 it in front of you, Excelsior. 1712 01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:33,686 Now I have to say it to her. 1713 01:06:33,719 --> 01:06:36,387 [thunder rumbling] 1714 01:06:36,421 --> 01:06:37,222 Giddy up! 1715 01:06:37,255 --> 01:06:39,257 [hooves clomping] 1716 01:06:39,290 --> 01:06:40,391 Virginia! 1717 01:06:40,425 --> 01:06:41,326 Virginia! 1718 01:06:42,695 --> 01:06:45,163 Oh, where is she? 1719 01:06:45,196 --> 01:06:47,465 It's a classic ghost gambit. 1720 01:06:47,499 --> 01:06:48,701 Old as the hills. 1721 01:06:48,734 --> 01:06:51,102 Oh, just you wait until I get you in my sights 1722 01:06:51,135 --> 01:06:53,606 you phantasmic blaggard! 1723 01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:55,674 -Dad, come quick! -Huh? 1724 01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:59,310 [Algernean gasps] 1725 01:06:59,344 --> 01:07:04,148 [thunder rumbling] [sullen music] 1726 01:07:22,635 --> 01:07:24,502 My love. 1727 01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:32,511 [chuckles] Ah, finally got here, have you? 1728 01:07:32,545 --> 01:07:34,747 I was wondering when you'd show up. 1729 01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:38,449 You've led me a merry dance, Sir Simon. 1730 01:07:38,483 --> 01:07:39,852 You two know each other? 1731 01:07:39,885 --> 01:07:41,620 Oh, yes. 1732 01:07:41,654 --> 01:07:42,788 Who are you? 1733 01:07:42,821 --> 01:07:44,122 Me? 1734 01:07:44,155 --> 01:07:45,456 Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I? 1735 01:07:45,490 --> 01:07:47,693 Someone's gotta keep things tidy. 1736 01:07:47,726 --> 01:07:50,563 Otherwise, where would we be? 1737 01:07:50,596 --> 01:07:53,498 [sniffs] Oh, lovely. 1738 01:07:53,532 --> 01:07:55,466 Only blooms for a day. 1739 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,267 Shame. 1740 01:07:57,502 --> 01:07:59,838 Sir, I wonder if you could help us. 1741 01:07:59,872 --> 01:08:01,674 We've come here to find someone. 1742 01:08:01,707 --> 01:08:02,808 Have you now? 1743 01:08:02,841 --> 01:08:04,108 Who's that then, my love? 1744 01:08:05,611 --> 01:08:08,246 The Master of Ceremonies. 1745 01:08:08,279 --> 01:08:09,582 Hm? 1746 01:08:09,615 --> 01:08:11,249 Death. 1747 01:08:11,282 --> 01:08:13,117 Do you know where he might be? 1748 01:08:13,151 --> 01:08:14,419 [laughs] Do I know? 1749 01:08:15,554 --> 01:08:19,424 Well, Death's everywhere, isn't he? 1750 01:08:19,457 --> 01:08:21,894 Hm? [crow cawing] 1751 01:08:21,927 --> 01:08:23,428 [Virginia whimpers] 1752 01:08:23,461 --> 01:08:27,231 No. [The Grim Reaper laughs] 1753 01:08:27,265 --> 01:08:29,367 Pleasure to meet you, Miss Virginia. 1754 01:08:30,468 --> 01:08:32,136 I see you've been reading my book. 1755 01:08:32,938 --> 01:08:34,172 Your book? 1756 01:08:35,507 --> 01:08:38,577 Want to know how it ends? 1757 01:08:38,611 --> 01:08:39,778 What's wrong with her Dad? 1758 01:08:39,812 --> 01:08:41,479 I can't feel a pulse. 1759 01:08:41,513 --> 01:08:43,549 Virginia! 1760 01:08:43,582 --> 01:08:44,516 Pumpkin? 1761 01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:45,216 Stop! 1762 01:08:46,852 --> 01:08:47,753 Ah! 1763 01:08:47,786 --> 01:08:48,621 [Henry groans] 1764 01:08:48,654 --> 01:08:49,521 Oh! Ow! 1765 01:08:50,623 --> 01:08:52,457 What's happened? 1766 01:08:52,490 --> 01:08:54,860 [Algernean] Her spirit has been taken by the ghost. 1767 01:08:54,893 --> 01:08:56,729 Wait, wait. 1768 01:08:56,762 --> 01:08:58,864 This device captives spirits and what have you, correct? 1769 01:08:58,897 --> 01:09:01,934 Could we not use it to draw her spirit back in her body? 1770 01:09:01,967 --> 01:09:03,468 Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth, 1771 01:09:03,501 --> 01:09:04,670 I only received it this morning. 1772 01:09:04,703 --> 01:09:06,270 I haven't quite got the hang of it yet. 1773 01:09:06,304 --> 01:09:08,774 This is my daughter! 1774 01:09:08,807 --> 01:09:10,643 Right, well, we could give it a whirl. 1775 01:09:11,810 --> 01:09:13,378 Her spirit must be somewhere! 1776 01:09:13,411 --> 01:09:14,278 Virginia? 1777 01:09:15,581 --> 01:09:18,784 Sir, I humbly request that you see fit 1778 01:09:18,817 --> 01:09:20,451 to release Sir Simon's soul 1779 01:09:20,485 --> 01:09:22,588 so that he may be rejoined with his wife, 1780 01:09:22,621 --> 01:09:24,288 and that this curse be lifted. 1781 01:09:25,356 --> 01:09:27,425 Please, I beg of you. 1782 01:09:28,493 --> 01:09:29,561 Certainly. 1783 01:09:29,595 --> 01:09:30,395 Why not? 1784 01:09:30,428 --> 01:09:31,830 Consider it done. 1785 01:09:31,864 --> 01:09:33,331 What? 1786 01:09:33,364 --> 01:09:34,800 Is there anything else, my dear? 1787 01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:35,634 No. 1788 01:09:35,668 --> 01:09:36,735 Thank you. 1789 01:09:36,769 --> 01:09:37,636 Sir Simon? 1790 01:09:38,604 --> 01:09:40,873 I'm free? 1791 01:09:40,906 --> 01:09:43,307 [chuckles] I'm free! 1792 01:09:43,341 --> 01:09:45,577 At last I can be with my Eleanor. 1793 01:09:48,814 --> 01:09:51,684 Thank you, dear Virginia. 1794 01:09:51,717 --> 01:09:52,785 Farewell. 1795 01:09:52,818 --> 01:09:54,720 Go, back to your family. 1796 01:09:55,688 --> 01:10:00,258 Ah, now, [chuckles] afraid I can't allow that. 1797 01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:02,828 There's no going back from here. 1798 01:10:02,861 --> 01:10:04,563 This is the Garden of Death. 1799 01:10:04,596 --> 01:10:05,664 See? 1800 01:10:05,698 --> 01:10:08,266 It's very much a one way trip. 1801 01:10:08,299 --> 01:10:09,735 But I can't stay. 1802 01:10:09,768 --> 01:10:11,269 I'm not dead! 1803 01:10:11,302 --> 01:10:12,403 I'm alive. 1804 01:10:12,437 --> 01:10:13,806 Oh, no. 1805 01:10:13,839 --> 01:10:16,240 You were dead the moment you walked through those gates, 1806 01:10:16,274 --> 01:10:17,810 weren't she Sir Simon? 1807 01:10:17,843 --> 01:10:21,013 [sullen music] 1808 01:10:21,046 --> 01:10:23,749 Now, here we are. 1809 01:10:24,482 --> 01:10:25,249 This is you. 1810 01:10:26,819 --> 01:10:28,987 But I have plenty of time left! 1811 01:10:30,522 --> 01:10:31,724 Not anymore. 1812 01:10:31,757 --> 01:10:32,691 [Virginia gasps] 1813 01:10:32,725 --> 01:10:33,759 No! 1814 01:10:33,792 --> 01:10:35,761 Virginia! 1815 01:10:35,794 --> 01:10:36,461 Henry? 1816 01:10:38,362 --> 01:10:39,798 Henry! 1817 01:10:39,832 --> 01:10:40,498 Virginia? 1818 01:10:42,668 --> 01:10:43,135 Henry? 1819 01:10:45,403 --> 01:10:48,372 [mystical whooshing] 1820 01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:56,148 He can't see me. 1821 01:11:00,018 --> 01:11:01,954 [Virginia gasps] 1822 01:11:01,987 --> 01:11:04,890 Your body cannot pass through the gates. 1823 01:11:04,923 --> 01:11:07,659 Only your spirit. 1824 01:11:07,693 --> 01:11:09,762 I'm really dead? 1825 01:11:10,929 --> 01:11:13,832 [Sir Simon sighs] 1826 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:15,601 Look at it. 1827 01:11:15,634 --> 01:11:17,468 Life trickles by so quickly, don't it? 1828 01:11:19,004 --> 01:11:21,039 People don't make the most of it. 1829 01:11:21,073 --> 01:11:22,473 [Virginia gasps] 1830 01:11:22,508 --> 01:11:24,009 Shame. 1831 01:11:24,042 --> 01:11:25,911 [Virginia whimpering] 1832 01:11:25,944 --> 01:11:26,812 Henry! 1833 01:11:26,845 --> 01:11:29,648 [dramatic music] 1834 01:11:30,783 --> 01:11:31,650 Henry! 1835 01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:36,354 Oh dear, look at that. 1836 01:11:36,387 --> 01:11:37,723 Hm. 1837 01:11:37,756 --> 01:11:38,891 [Virginia groans] 1838 01:11:38,924 --> 01:11:40,893 That's a fast grower, that is. 1839 01:11:40,926 --> 01:11:43,529 [dramatic music] 1840 01:11:46,098 --> 01:11:46,965 No! 1841 01:11:46,999 --> 01:11:49,835 You shall not claim her. 1842 01:11:49,868 --> 01:11:51,870 Do you challenge me, Sir? 1843 01:11:51,904 --> 01:11:53,038 I do, Sir. 1844 01:11:53,071 --> 01:11:54,606 To a duel. 1845 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,074 I see. 1846 01:11:56,108 --> 01:11:59,077 And if I win, we both go free. 1847 01:11:59,111 --> 01:12:00,078 Ah ha. 1848 01:12:00,112 --> 01:12:02,681 But if I win, she dies, 1849 01:12:02,714 --> 01:12:05,416 and you shall remain in this garden forever. 1850 01:12:05,449 --> 01:12:07,451 A permanent addition, 1851 01:12:07,485 --> 01:12:11,422 neither dead nor in heaven with your wife. [chuckles] 1852 01:12:13,091 --> 01:12:15,994 [anticipatory music] 1853 01:12:16,028 --> 01:12:18,429 I accept your terms. 1854 01:12:18,462 --> 01:12:19,932 Sir Simon, no! 1855 01:12:19,965 --> 01:12:20,899 Excellent. 1856 01:12:20,933 --> 01:12:22,568 Let's be having you then. 1857 01:12:22,601 --> 01:12:24,502 No time like the present. 1858 01:12:24,536 --> 01:12:25,604 Whoops. 1859 01:12:25,637 --> 01:12:27,005 Hang on a mo. [chuckles] 1860 01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:29,908 [dramatic music] 1861 01:12:31,009 --> 01:12:33,045 Ha, that's better! 1862 01:12:33,078 --> 01:12:36,014 You didn't think I was gonna fight you like that, did you? 1863 01:12:36,048 --> 01:12:38,884 I'd be out of puff in seconds. 1864 01:12:38,917 --> 01:12:39,852 Shall we? 1865 01:12:39,885 --> 01:12:42,521 Then lay on and damned be him 1866 01:12:42,554 --> 01:12:45,958 who first cries hold enough. 1867 01:12:45,991 --> 01:12:47,926 Yes! [swords clanging] 1868 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,597 [Sir Simon straining] [The Grim Reaper straining] 1869 01:12:51,630 --> 01:12:56,467 [anticipatory music] [thunder rumbling] 1870 01:12:58,170 --> 01:13:00,639 Ready, I think. 1871 01:13:00,672 --> 01:13:03,508 I suppose I should aim up. 1872 01:13:03,542 --> 01:13:05,644 Come on, pumpkin, wherever you are. 1873 01:13:07,012 --> 01:13:07,946 Turn it on! 1874 01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:12,651 [electricity humming] 1875 01:13:12,684 --> 01:13:14,653 [Algernean groaning] 1876 01:13:14,686 --> 01:13:18,657 [electricity humming] 1877 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:19,858 Anything? 1878 01:13:19,892 --> 01:13:21,059 Again! 1879 01:13:21,093 --> 01:13:22,127 Do it again! 1880 01:13:23,729 --> 01:13:25,197 [ray buzzing] 1881 01:13:25,230 --> 01:13:30,068 [Hiram exclaiming] [Lucretia exclaiming] 1882 01:13:33,071 --> 01:13:35,841 [Henry gasping] 1883 01:13:35,874 --> 01:13:37,009 [mystical chiming] 1884 01:13:37,042 --> 01:13:38,610 What's this? 1885 01:13:38,644 --> 01:13:40,112 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1886 01:13:40,145 --> 01:13:41,580 from the angel's grasp." 1887 01:13:41,613 --> 01:13:43,115 [men grunting] 1888 01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:45,217 Are you insane? 1889 01:13:45,250 --> 01:13:46,985 I am Death! 1890 01:13:47,019 --> 01:13:48,787 You cannot beat me! 1891 01:13:48,820 --> 01:13:50,722 You realize how many people I have killed? 1892 01:13:51,957 --> 01:13:53,692 Everyone! 1893 01:13:53,725 --> 01:13:58,496 Well, I, Sir, have played the greatest swordsman 1894 01:13:58,530 --> 01:14:00,165 of the stage. 1895 01:14:00,198 --> 01:14:04,536 And what's more, I've had 300 years to practice. 1896 01:14:04,569 --> 01:14:06,738 I like a spirited opponent, 1897 01:14:06,772 --> 01:14:08,907 but don't let it go to your head. 1898 01:14:08,941 --> 01:14:10,008 [Sir Simon exclaims] 1899 01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:10,809 Ha ha! 1900 01:14:10,842 --> 01:14:14,713 [swords clanging] [men grunting] 1901 01:14:14,746 --> 01:14:17,215 A hit, a palpable hit! 1902 01:14:17,249 --> 01:14:19,718 Sir Simon, look out! 1903 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,553 [Sir Simon exclaims] 1904 01:14:21,586 --> 01:14:25,023 [swords clanging] [men grunting] 1905 01:14:25,057 --> 01:14:26,158 Another hit. 1906 01:14:26,191 --> 01:14:27,826 What say you, Sir? 1907 01:14:27,859 --> 01:14:30,228 [building rumbling] [Sir Simon gasps] 1908 01:14:30,262 --> 01:14:32,798 [Virginia gasps] [anticipatory music] 1909 01:14:32,831 --> 01:14:34,465 What? 1910 01:14:36,134 --> 01:14:39,503 [Sir Simon whimpering] 1911 01:14:43,976 --> 01:14:44,443 Whoa! 1912 01:14:46,178 --> 01:14:47,713 [Virginia exclaims] 1913 01:14:47,746 --> 01:14:52,517 [The Grim Reaper growling] [dramatic music] 1914 01:14:53,151 --> 01:14:54,553 Oh! 1915 01:14:54,586 --> 01:14:56,188 Uh oh. 1916 01:14:56,221 --> 01:14:59,024 [ray buzzing] [Algernean groaning] 1917 01:14:59,057 --> 01:15:00,092 Still nothing! 1918 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,860 Hiram, stop this! 1919 01:15:01,893 --> 01:15:02,694 No! 1920 01:15:02,728 --> 01:15:04,863 Science will save her. 1921 01:15:04,896 --> 01:15:06,031 It has to. 1922 01:15:06,064 --> 01:15:07,099 Again! 1923 01:15:07,132 --> 01:15:08,767 More power! 1924 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,936 Yeah, more power! No! 1925 01:15:10,969 --> 01:15:15,607 [electricity humming] [anticipatory music] 1926 01:15:15,974 --> 01:15:16,842 Enough! 1927 01:15:18,210 --> 01:15:19,511 This stops now. 1928 01:15:20,746 --> 01:15:22,180 Oh. 1929 01:15:22,214 --> 01:15:27,052 [Lucretia whimpering] [Hiram gasping] 1930 01:15:27,786 --> 01:15:29,755 [Kent whimpers] [Louis whimpers] 1931 01:15:29,788 --> 01:15:31,957 [Lucretia sobbing softly] 1932 01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:35,160 [The Grim Reaper growling] [Sir Simon grunting] 1933 01:15:35,193 --> 01:15:37,596 I say, I thought this was to be a fair fight. 1934 01:15:37,629 --> 01:15:39,264 If there's one thing I can't abide, 1935 01:15:39,297 --> 01:15:42,701 it's someone who refuses to die. 1936 01:15:42,734 --> 01:15:45,303 That would be me, Sir. 1937 01:15:45,337 --> 01:15:47,005 Look at you, Sir Simon. 1938 01:15:47,039 --> 01:15:48,040 What are you? 1939 01:15:48,073 --> 01:15:50,709 An aberration, a ghost. 1940 01:15:50,742 --> 01:15:51,910 It will not do. 1941 01:15:54,112 --> 01:15:56,615 Here the books must be balanced, 1942 01:15:58,216 --> 01:16:00,052 and I will balance them. 1943 01:16:01,286 --> 01:16:02,921 [Sir Simon exclaims] 1944 01:16:02,954 --> 01:16:05,157 You leave him alone! 1945 01:16:05,190 --> 01:16:07,025 You dare challenge me? 1946 01:16:08,093 --> 01:16:09,127 What the heck? 1947 01:16:09,161 --> 01:16:10,629 I'm dead anyway. 1948 01:16:10,662 --> 01:16:13,565 [Virginia grunting] 1949 01:16:14,866 --> 01:16:16,068 Virginia! 1950 01:16:16,101 --> 01:16:18,103 [Virginia grunting] 1951 01:16:18,136 --> 01:16:21,573 [The Grim Reaper groaning] 1952 01:16:25,043 --> 01:16:29,681 [The Grim Reaper growling] [Virginia groaning] 1953 01:16:30,248 --> 01:16:31,249 Oh, boy! 1954 01:16:31,283 --> 01:16:34,152 [swords clanging] 1955 01:16:39,024 --> 01:16:40,192 [Virginia gasps] 1956 01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:42,060 Henry! 1957 01:16:42,094 --> 01:16:44,362 You really do get yourself into some scrapes, don't you? 1958 01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:45,897 [The Grim Reaper growling] 1959 01:16:45,931 --> 01:16:47,032 You can fence? 1960 01:16:47,065 --> 01:16:48,233 Of course I can fence. 1961 01:16:48,266 --> 01:16:49,868 I went to Heaton! 1962 01:16:49,901 --> 01:16:51,403 You shouldn't have come. 1963 01:16:51,436 --> 01:16:54,906 Being here in this place, it means you're dead. 1964 01:16:54,940 --> 01:16:56,374 What? 1965 01:16:56,408 --> 01:16:57,275 [The Grim Reaper growls] 1966 01:16:57,309 --> 01:16:58,977 I'm sorry! 1967 01:16:59,010 --> 01:17:02,013 Oh, please, spare me. [growls] 1968 01:17:02,047 --> 01:17:03,982 [gasps] Henry! 1969 01:17:04,015 --> 01:17:05,283 [Henry gasping] 1970 01:17:05,317 --> 01:17:07,319 You leave him alone. 1971 01:17:07,352 --> 01:17:09,321 Well, if I am dead, 1972 01:17:09,354 --> 01:17:12,724 there's no one I'd rather spend eternity with. 1973 01:17:12,757 --> 01:17:17,729 You see, Virginia, I'm afraid I love you. 1974 01:17:17,762 --> 01:17:19,397 [gasps] What? 1975 01:17:19,431 --> 01:17:22,667 Oh, what a lovely couple. 1976 01:17:22,701 --> 01:17:24,436 United forever. 1977 01:17:24,469 --> 01:17:27,005 [The Grim Reaper growls] 1978 01:17:27,038 --> 01:17:29,040 Cooey, up here. 1979 01:17:29,074 --> 01:17:30,709 [Sir Simon groans] 1980 01:17:30,742 --> 01:17:32,244 Hey, Sir Simon, catch! 1981 01:17:32,277 --> 01:17:37,048 [The Grim Reaper exclaiming] [Sir Simon grunting] 1982 01:17:37,082 --> 01:17:38,250 Virginia. 1983 01:17:38,283 --> 01:17:39,384 I'm all right. 1984 01:17:39,417 --> 01:17:41,186 [The Grim Reaper laughs] 1985 01:17:41,219 --> 01:17:42,187 Huh? 1986 01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:43,088 [building ticking] 1987 01:17:43,121 --> 01:17:45,290 And you, young man, thank you. 1988 01:17:46,391 --> 01:17:48,093 Happy to help. 1989 01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:51,229 Perhaps not all Cheshire's are the same. 1990 01:17:52,430 --> 01:17:53,965 Oh, I think not. 1991 01:17:56,001 --> 01:17:58,904 The old Duke of Cheshire! 1992 01:17:58,937 --> 01:18:01,273 Hello, again. [chuckles] 1993 01:18:01,306 --> 01:18:03,208 [ground ticking] 1994 01:18:03,241 --> 01:18:05,844 [all exclaiming] 1995 01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:11,783 Now I get to kill you all over again. 1996 01:18:11,816 --> 01:18:14,419 [Sir Simon grunting] [Duke of Cheshire grunting] 1997 01:18:14,452 --> 01:18:17,289 Oh, dear! 1998 01:18:17,322 --> 01:18:21,960 [Duke of Cheshire grunting] [Sir Simon grunting] 1999 01:18:23,895 --> 01:18:28,733 [dramatic music] [swords clanging] 2000 01:18:33,438 --> 01:18:35,874 [Virginia exclaims] [Henry gasping] 2001 01:18:35,907 --> 01:18:38,243 [Duke of Cheshire gasping] 2002 01:18:38,276 --> 01:18:40,078 [soft music] 2003 01:18:40,111 --> 01:18:41,713 My love, it's me. 2004 01:18:44,950 --> 01:18:46,484 Eleanor? 2005 01:18:46,519 --> 01:18:49,955 Yes, my love. [chuckles] 2006 01:18:51,156 --> 01:18:52,257 [sword clinks] 2007 01:18:52,290 --> 01:18:54,459 You are not my Eleanor. 2008 01:18:54,492 --> 01:18:56,895 [Eleanor laughs] 2009 01:18:56,928 --> 01:18:57,929 [Sir Simon grunts] [sword thuds] 2010 01:18:57,963 --> 01:19:01,534 [Duke of Cheshire grunts] 2011 01:19:01,567 --> 01:19:05,170 [Duke of Cheshire chuckles] 2012 01:19:07,072 --> 01:19:08,139 Oh! 2013 01:19:08,173 --> 01:19:09,040 No! 2014 01:19:10,308 --> 01:19:13,378 [Sir Simon groaning] 2015 01:19:17,516 --> 01:19:19,351 [mystical chiming] 2016 01:19:19,384 --> 01:19:20,952 Very impressive. 2017 01:19:20,986 --> 01:19:22,521 It seems we have a draw. 2018 01:19:24,189 --> 01:19:25,790 What? 2019 01:19:25,824 --> 01:19:28,960 Virginia is free to go, as are you young man. 2020 01:19:28,994 --> 01:19:30,128 [Virginia chuckles] [Henry laughs] 2021 01:19:30,161 --> 01:19:32,030 But as you did not beat me, Sir Simon, 2022 01:19:32,063 --> 01:19:36,434 you must remain here forever. 2023 01:19:36,468 --> 01:19:38,203 No! You can't! 2024 01:19:38,236 --> 01:19:39,938 Please. 2025 01:19:39,971 --> 01:19:42,508 Do not be sad, Virginia. 2026 01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:44,510 These last few weeks have been the happiest 2027 01:19:44,543 --> 01:19:47,812 I've had for 300 years. 2028 01:19:47,846 --> 01:19:50,315 [gentle music] 2029 01:19:54,085 --> 01:19:55,521 I'm sorry, Eleanor. 2030 01:19:55,554 --> 01:19:58,524 [music continues] 2031 01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:04,996 [stone crackling] 2032 01:20:09,301 --> 01:20:10,835 What? 2033 01:20:11,537 --> 01:20:14,906 [Virginia whimpering] 2034 01:20:21,146 --> 01:20:22,581 Well, that's that. 2035 01:20:26,084 --> 01:20:28,119 Goodbye, Virginia. 2036 01:20:28,153 --> 01:20:29,354 Henry. 2037 01:20:29,387 --> 01:20:30,989 Please, no! 2038 01:20:31,022 --> 01:20:33,325 Until we meet again. 2039 01:20:33,358 --> 01:20:35,260 [mystical whooshing] 2040 01:20:35,293 --> 01:20:37,495 [Lucretia sobbing] 2041 01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:39,964 [soft music] 2042 01:20:41,299 --> 01:20:42,500 Come on, Virginia! 2043 01:20:44,102 --> 01:20:45,370 Wake up, Sis! 2044 01:20:45,403 --> 01:20:47,939 Please, wake up! 2045 01:20:47,972 --> 01:20:49,642 I'll never play another prank! 2046 01:20:49,675 --> 01:20:50,475 Pumpkin! 2047 01:20:50,509 --> 01:20:52,477 Oh! [sobs] 2048 01:20:52,511 --> 01:20:54,112 [Virginia gasps] 2049 01:20:54,145 --> 01:20:55,180 Virginia! 2050 01:20:55,213 --> 01:20:57,215 Oh, oh my darling! 2051 01:20:57,248 --> 01:20:58,483 Oh! 2052 01:20:58,517 --> 01:21:00,285 You're back! 2053 01:21:00,318 --> 01:21:01,453 She's back! 2054 01:21:01,486 --> 01:21:02,655 Impossible! 2055 01:21:02,688 --> 01:21:05,090 Pumpkin, my pumpkin, you're back! 2056 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:07,892 I knew she'd be fine. 2057 01:21:07,926 --> 01:21:08,893 Yeah, me too. 2058 01:21:09,961 --> 01:21:11,963 Wait, Sir Simon! 2059 01:21:13,164 --> 01:21:14,533 Oh! 2060 01:21:14,567 --> 01:21:17,502 [Virginia groans] [Henry gasps] 2061 01:21:17,536 --> 01:21:20,338 [gates creaking] 2062 01:21:21,473 --> 01:21:24,242 [birds chirping] 2063 01:21:28,947 --> 01:21:31,883 [Virginia sniffling] 2064 01:21:36,354 --> 01:21:38,289 It's all over now, pumpkin. 2065 01:21:38,323 --> 01:21:39,090 You're safe. 2066 01:21:40,992 --> 01:21:45,631 All he wanted was to be with his wife. 2067 01:21:45,664 --> 01:21:49,033 [Grim reaper] "When a little girl can ask 2068 01:21:49,067 --> 01:21:53,104 for freedom from the angel's grasp. 2069 01:21:53,138 --> 01:21:56,441 When the barren almond bears, 2070 01:21:56,474 --> 01:22:01,379 and a golden child gives away her tears, 2071 01:22:01,413 --> 01:22:05,618 then shall all the house be still 2072 01:22:05,651 --> 01:22:09,187 and peace come to Canterville." 2073 01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:14,092 [rock clattering] [gentle music] 2074 01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:23,736 [Virginia gasps] 2075 01:22:23,769 --> 01:22:25,003 [mystical whooshing] 2076 01:22:25,036 --> 01:22:25,671 Hm? 2077 01:22:25,704 --> 01:22:27,540 [Sir Simon gasping] 2078 01:22:27,573 --> 01:22:28,574 Virginia! 2079 01:22:28,607 --> 01:22:29,742 Sir Simon! 2080 01:22:29,775 --> 01:22:31,342 I hope you're looking forward 2081 01:22:31,376 --> 01:22:34,145 to an eternity in a glass jar, you fiend! 2082 01:22:34,179 --> 01:22:36,247 [ray buzzing] [Algernean screams] 2083 01:22:36,281 --> 01:22:37,182 Oh, yeah. 2084 01:22:37,215 --> 01:22:38,016 Huh? 2085 01:22:38,049 --> 01:22:39,017 It was us. 2086 01:22:39,050 --> 01:22:39,652 [Sir Simon laughs] 2087 01:22:39,685 --> 01:22:40,985 Oh! 2088 01:22:41,019 --> 01:22:41,654 -Simon? -Huh? 2089 01:22:42,487 --> 01:22:43,522 Eleanor! 2090 01:22:47,593 --> 01:22:50,529 Thank you, my dear Virginia. 2091 01:22:52,063 --> 01:22:55,366 [giggles] What took you so long? 2092 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,069 [Hiram] There are more things in heaven and earth 2093 01:22:58,102 --> 01:23:01,039 than I dreamt of in my philosophy. 2094 01:23:01,072 --> 01:23:03,542 Hamlet, ish. 2095 01:23:03,576 --> 01:23:05,477 Very good, Mr. Otis. 2096 01:23:05,511 --> 01:23:07,580 There's hope for you yet! 2097 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:12,016 [mystical whooshing] [gentle music] 2098 01:23:12,050 --> 01:23:14,553 [tool tapping] 2099 01:23:15,721 --> 01:23:17,590 That's better. 2100 01:23:17,623 --> 01:23:20,024 Everything's in its proper place. 2101 01:23:21,594 --> 01:23:26,297 If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a loose end. 2102 01:23:26,331 --> 01:23:30,736 Now you remember, young miss, time trickles by so fast. 2103 01:23:30,769 --> 01:23:32,671 You be sure to make the most of it. 2104 01:23:32,705 --> 01:23:34,507 [Virginia chuckles] 2105 01:23:34,540 --> 01:23:35,641 Oh. 2106 01:23:35,674 --> 01:23:36,474 [Virginia sighs] [Henry sighs] 2107 01:23:36,509 --> 01:23:37,308 [Virginia giggles] 2108 01:23:37,342 --> 01:23:39,712 [bright music] 2109 01:23:41,279 --> 01:23:45,684 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 2110 01:23:45,718 --> 01:23:48,521 [guests chuckling] 2111 01:23:48,554 --> 01:23:49,588 Oh. [laughs] 2112 01:23:49,622 --> 01:23:50,723 Oh, I want it! 2113 01:23:50,756 --> 01:23:51,790 I've got it! 2114 01:23:51,824 --> 01:23:54,125 [Mrs. Umney laughing] 2115 01:23:54,158 --> 01:23:55,460 Oh, yay! That was a good catch, 2116 01:23:55,493 --> 01:23:56,327 my dear! 2117 01:23:56,361 --> 01:23:58,564 Let's go have an adventure. 2118 01:23:58,597 --> 01:23:59,297 Righto. [chuckles] 2119 01:24:00,431 --> 01:24:03,468 [Virginia laughs] [Henry laughs] 2120 01:24:03,501 --> 01:24:04,369 Oh, yay! 2121 01:24:06,371 --> 01:24:08,072 [Kent] Bye, Virginia! 2122 01:24:09,542 --> 01:24:11,276 Oh, are you crying, dear? 2123 01:24:11,309 --> 01:24:14,112 [Kent] Oh, wow! [Hiram] No. 2124 01:24:14,145 --> 01:24:15,280 I mean, yes, I am. 2125 01:24:15,313 --> 01:24:16,381 Yay! 2126 01:24:16,414 --> 01:24:17,683 Love you, pumpkin! 2127 01:24:19,685 --> 01:24:22,320 [Sir Simon] And now the house is calm and still, 2128 01:24:23,589 --> 01:24:26,491 [Henry whooping] [Virginia whooping] 2129 01:24:26,525 --> 01:24:30,094 [Sir Simon] for peace has come to Canterville. 2130 01:24:30,128 --> 01:24:33,064 [triumphant music] 2131 01:25:00,526 --> 01:25:03,194 [music continues] 2132 01:25:23,682 --> 01:25:27,285 [light instrumental music] 2133 01:25:53,712 --> 01:25:56,381 [music continues] 2134 01:26:23,709 --> 01:26:26,244 [music continues] 2135 01:26:30,314 --> 01:26:32,818 [playful music] 2136 01:27:01,046 --> 01:27:03,949 [anticipatory music] 2137 01:27:12,791 --> 01:27:15,761 [music intensifies] 2138 01:27:43,021 --> 01:27:45,891 [music continues] 2139 01:27:48,894 --> 01:27:51,563 [dramatic music] 2140 01:27:52,631 --> 01:27:56,434 [playful instrumental music] 2141 01:28:23,494 --> 01:28:26,364 [music continues] 2142 01:28:28,466 --> 01:28:29,467 [glass shatters] 2143 01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:30,736 [Kent] It was the ghost! 2144 01:28:30,769 --> 01:28:32,571 [Louis] We don't have a ghost anymore, Kent! 2145 01:28:32,604 --> 01:28:34,438 [Kent] It was Louis!