1 00:00:03,794 --> 00:00:05,296 Lilith was the final seal. 2 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:08,424 I killed her and I set Lucifer free. 3 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:11,928 You chose a demon over your own brother. 4 00:00:12,136 --> 00:00:13,804 I just don't think I can trust you. 5 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,726 You think I'll take one look at a demon and fall off the wagon... 6 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:21,562 ...as if, after everything, I haven't learned my lesson. 7 00:00:21,729 --> 00:00:23,189 Well, have you? 8 00:00:25,983 --> 00:00:28,569 - I know you don't trust me. - What are you saying? 9 00:00:28,736 --> 00:00:30,613 Maybe it's best we go our separate ways. 10 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:31,822 I think you're right. 11 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:33,741 - You know who I am. - Lucifer. 12 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:36,077 You're the one, Sam. You're my vessel. 13 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,662 That'll never happen. 14 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:39,705 - Ah! - You're the Michael Sword. 15 00:00:39,872 --> 00:00:41,499 - What? - You're Michael's weapon. 16 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,627 - I'm a vessel? - You're the vessel. 17 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:46,087 You want back in. 18 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,922 - I won't let you down. - I know it. 19 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,474 What's so important you couldn't tell me over the phone? 20 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:01,978 Trust me, Jim. It's important. 21 00:01:04,188 --> 00:01:06,107 Wait a minute. You're not...? 22 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,651 - You're not telling me that this is...? - Yep. 23 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,778 You found it? 24 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,242 Oh... 25 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,330 You found it. 26 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:26,460 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,463 You sure? 28 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:31,924 The numbers match. 29 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,011 How much did you pay? 30 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,096 - A lot. - Come on, how much? 31 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,683 - A lot. - I bet. 32 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,395 Phew. 33 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,399 Wow. 34 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,320 - You start her up yet? - Been waiting for you. 35 00:01:52,486 --> 00:01:55,406 - Yeah, waiting to rub my nose in it. - Exactly. 36 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,325 Whoa, wait, wait, wait. 37 00:01:57,491 --> 00:01:59,577 We need to record this for posterity's sake. 38 00:02:00,077 --> 00:02:02,496 - Great idea. - Yeah, great idea. 39 00:02:02,663 --> 00:02:05,041 Oh, man. 40 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,548 They're only three games behind... 41 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,644 Cal? 42 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,146 Cal? 43 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,982 Hey, you all right, man? 44 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,527 I thought I heard something. 45 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:34,695 Cal? 46 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,157 Is something wrong? 47 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,165 Oh, my God. Cal. 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,795 Cal! 49 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:14,485 So, what's with this job? 50 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,988 Dude suffers a head-on collision in a parked car? 51 00:03:17,154 --> 00:03:19,657 - I'd say it's worth checking out. - Yeah, definitely. 52 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:22,785 But we got bigger problems, don't you think? 53 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:26,664 I'm sure the Apocalypse will still be there when we get back. 54 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:31,794 Right, yeah. But I mean, if the Colt is really out there somewhere... 55 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,922 We've been looking for three weeks. We got bupkis. 56 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:38,509 Okay. But, Dean... 57 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,721 I mean, if we're gonna ice the devil... 58 00:03:41,929 --> 00:03:45,683 This is what we're doing, okay? End of discussion. 59 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:56,819 It's just that this is our first real case back at it together. 60 00:03:56,986 --> 00:04:01,115 You know, I think we ought to ease into it. Put the training wheels back on. 61 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,826 - So you think I need training wheels? - No, "we." 62 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:07,788 We need training wheels. You and me, as a team. 63 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:09,665 Okay? 64 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,752 Okay. 65 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:20,092 I really want this to be a fresh start, you know? For the both of us. 66 00:04:27,391 --> 00:04:29,018 Okay. 67 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:43,449 Agents Bonham and Copeland. 68 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,535 Rick Carnegie. Good to know you. 69 00:04:45,701 --> 00:04:48,579 - You're here on Cal Hopkins' death? - That's right. 70 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:52,750 Afraid you came a long way for nothing. We already booked the guy that did it. 71 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,419 I'm sorry. Who do you think did it? 72 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,297 Cal? Is something wrong? 73 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,803 Oh, my God, Cal. Cal! 74 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,600 Sicko taped his own handiwork. 75 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,522 - I don't follow. - It was Jim Grossman that killed Cal. 76 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,023 Wait, what? 77 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,902 - Well, he was the only one on the scene. - They were best friends. 78 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,155 Most violent crime are committed by someone close to the victim. 79 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,950 And how, exactly, did Jim slam Cal into a windshield... 80 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:29,328 ...with all the force of an 80-mile-per-hour crash? 81 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,456 Drugs, maybe? 82 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,585 Look, you know this ain't brain surgery, boys. 83 00:05:35,751 --> 00:05:39,714 Whatever it looks like, that's what it usually is. It's simple. 84 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,758 Simple. Right. 85 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,596 Right. If you don't mind, we'd like to speak to Jim Grossman anyway. 86 00:05:46,762 --> 00:05:49,473 I was in the house when it happened. Didn't even see it. 87 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,726 For argument's sake, say we believe you. 88 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,520 - Why? The cops didn't. - We're not your typical cops. 89 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,397 Please, just tell us what you saw. 90 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:59,066 It's not what I saw, it's what I heard. 91 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:03,112 Tyres squealing, glass breaking. 92 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,032 It was the car that did it. 93 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,285 The car? 94 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,288 I heard about the curse, I thought it was a load of crap. 95 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:13,998 Curse? What do you mean curse? 96 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,375 The car. Little Bastard. 97 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,837 Li...? Little Bastard? 98 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,214 As in the Little Bastard? 99 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,633 - What's Little Bastard? - It's James Dean's car. 100 00:06:23,799 --> 00:06:26,177 - The one he was killed in. - Yeah, that's the one. 101 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,764 Cal had been looking for it for years. I mean, hell, we both had. 102 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,975 But he found it first. 103 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,313 We are definitely checking this out. 104 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,780 So what? This is like Christine? 105 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,491 Well, Christine is fiction. This... 106 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,701 This is real. 107 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,664 Okay, enlighten me. 108 00:06:55,331 --> 00:07:00,378 After James Dean died, his mechanic bought the wreckage and he fixed it up. 109 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:04,173 And it repaid him by falling on him. 110 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,426 Then Tony McHenry was killed when it locked up on the racetrack. 111 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,054 I mean, death follows this car around like exhaust. 112 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,765 Nobody touches it and comes away in one piece. 113 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:18,229 Then in 1970, it vanished off the back of a truck. 114 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,107 Nobody's ever seen it since. 115 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,901 I'm telling you, man, if this car is Little Bastard... 116 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:27,280 ...I will bet you dollars to doughnuts it's what killed the guy. 117 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:28,656 So how do we find out? 118 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,659 Cal matched the VIN number but the only real way to know... 119 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,578 ...is the engine number. 120 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:38,499 - I'm guessing the engine number... - On the engine, yeah. 121 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,925 - You want me to do it? - No. 122 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,803 No, no. I've got it. 123 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:58,853 Okay, baby, I'm not gonna hurt you... 124 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,522 ...so don't hurt me. 125 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,882 Need a flashlight? 126 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,843 No. 127 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:35,223 Don't do anything. Just go away. 128 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:37,600 - Okay. - Don't speak, all right? 129 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,895 In fact, don't even look at her. She might not like it. 130 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,413 Jeez. 131 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:19,433 Find out who owned it. 132 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:24,063 Not just the last owner, you gotta take it all the way back to 1955. 133 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,065 That's a lot of research. 134 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:29,944 Well, I guess I just made your afternoon. 135 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,577 - So you wanna be an actress, huh? - Yeah. 136 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:42,707 That is so funny, because I am actually an agent... 137 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,169 ...for William Morris Endeavor. - Wow. 138 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,465 - You mind filling me up again? - Yeah. 139 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,593 Thanks. Hey, you're a star. 140 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,928 - Yo. - Hey. 141 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,639 Took me a while, I traced the car's previous owners. 142 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:02,310 - Any of them die bloody? - Nope. In fact... 143 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,312 Dean, are you in a bar? 144 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,315 No, I'm in a restaurant. 145 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,567 Here's your beer. 146 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,319 Thanks. 147 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,656 - That happens to have a bar. - I've been working my ass off here. 148 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,658 Hey, world's smallest violin, pal. 149 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,953 I spent the afternoon up Christine's skirt. I needed a drink. 150 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,747 - Actually, you didn't. - Meaning? 151 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,791 The car's first owner was a cardiologist in Philadelphia. 152 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,252 Drove it till he died in 1972. 153 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,504 So you're saying... 154 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:33,424 That Porsche is not, nor has it ever been James Dean's car. 155 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,886 - It's a fake Little Bastard. - Then what was it that killed the guy? 156 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,513 Good question. 157 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,771 Okay, Mr. Hill. I finished. 158 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,982 Thank you, Consuela. Have a good night. 159 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,746 Oh, my God. 160 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,998 It's you. 161 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,085 You're dead. 162 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,087 You're supposed to be dead. 163 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,841 No. 164 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,848 No, no. 165 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,948 I want you to use a fine-tooth comb. 166 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,618 The evidence is here. Just gotta find it. 167 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,495 Heard you got another weird one. 168 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,623 Well, it's a little strange on the surface, I admit. 169 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,085 But, you know, once you look at the facts... 170 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,172 William Hill died from a gunshot wound to the head. 171 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,175 No gun, no gunpowder, no bullet. 172 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,968 Nope, nothing strange about that. 173 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,639 There's gotta be a reasonable explanation. There always is. 174 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,642 Well, what's your reasonable explanation? 175 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,853 Professional killer. 176 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,231 - Come again? - Well, CIA, NSA. 177 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,109 One of them trained assassins. Like in Michael Clayton. 178 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,907 Right. 179 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:26,120 Look, you're welcome to look around, but these guys don't leave fingerprints. 180 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,581 - Mind if we talk with the witness? - Be my guest. 181 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,082 She's not making any sense. 182 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,085 And she's not making any sense in Spanish either. 183 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,504 Right. 184 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,016 - Consuela Alvarez? - Yes. 185 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:52,021 FBI. Now, you said you saw something in the professor's house, right? 186 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,314 Something in the window? 187 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,404 Se�ora Alvarez. 188 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,492 Uh... 189 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,040 - Nice. - Freshman Spanish. 190 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:25,263 Okay, a tall man, very tall, with a long black coat and a... 191 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,931 A beard? Beard. 192 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,059 Dude was wearing a sombrero? 193 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,311 A hat. Not a... 194 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,274 - A tall hat? - Oh, like a top hat? 195 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,488 Oh, you mean like a stovepipe hat? 196 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,740 - S�. - Oh, yeah, like Abraham Lincoln. 197 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,369 S�. El Presidente Lincoln. 198 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,374 Abraham Lincoln killed Mr. Hill. 199 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,085 Hm. 200 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,921 So I go home now? 201 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,883 - S�. Gracias. - Gracias. 202 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,071 Whoa. 203 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,157 What? 204 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,206 It's a freeze-frame from Jim Grossman's video. 205 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,295 Am I crazy or does that look like James Dean? 206 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,130 That looks like James Dean. 207 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,345 So we got Abraham Lincoln and James Dean? 208 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,389 - Famous ghosts? - Maybe. 209 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,724 Well, that's just silly. 210 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,229 No, actually there's a ton of lore on famous ghosts. 211 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,606 More than the, you know non-famous kinds. 212 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,816 I'm surprised we haven't run into one. 213 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,361 Now we got two? Two extremely pissed-off ghosts? 214 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,989 - Who are apparently ganking their fans. - What do you mean? 215 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:10,660 Professor Hill was a Civil War nut. He dug Lincoln. 216 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,829 And Cal must've been a James Dean freak. 217 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,998 He spent 17 years of his life tracking down the guy's car. 218 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,043 So you're saying that we've got two super-famous... 219 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,839 ...super-pissed-off ghosts killing their super-fans? 220 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,552 That's what it looks like. 221 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,263 That is muchos loco. 222 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,725 "Muy," not "muchos." 223 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,813 The big question is, what the hell are they doing here? 224 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,649 Yeah. Ghosts usually haunt the places they lived. 225 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,694 I mean, I get Abraham Lincoln at the White House. 226 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,405 Yeah, and James Dean at a racetrack. 227 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,490 But what the hell they doing in Canton? 228 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,502 You gotta be kidding me. 229 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,422 What? 230 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,387 You gotta be kidding me. 231 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,577 Dude, he's short. 232 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,621 Hey. 233 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,914 Gandhi was a great man. 234 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,458 Yeah, for a Smurf. 235 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:45,838 Okay. Sorry to keep you waiting. This is our busiest time of year. 236 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,509 This is busy? 237 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,011 Well, not right now but it's early. 238 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,223 - It's 4:30. - So, what can I do for you? 239 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,725 Well, we are writing a piece for Travel Magazine. 240 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,687 Yeah, on how totally non-sucky wax museums are. 241 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,440 That's fantastic, a little press. Just what we need. 242 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,651 Great. We're interested in a few exhibits. 243 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,153 Specifically Abraham Lincoln and James Dean. 244 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,322 - Two of our most popular displays. - Yeah? 245 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,158 - They bring in a lot of visitors? - We have our regulars. 246 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,496 I don't suppose that William Hill and Cal Hopkins were regulars, were they? 247 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,998 Yeah, as a matter of fact, they were. 248 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,836 I heard what happened to them. It's tragic, just tragic. 249 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,129 That's not gonna be in the article, is it? 250 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,673 No, no, no. Of course not. 251 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,718 You know, I gotta tell you, that Lincoln is so lifelike. 252 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,889 I mean, you know, you can just imagine him moving around. 253 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,642 You ever see anything like that? 254 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,229 - Uh... No. - No? 255 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,481 Well, is there anything you can think of... 256 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:49,735 ...that would make your museum unusual? You know, for the article. 257 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,446 I'll say. There isn't another place like us anywhere. 258 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,948 How so? 259 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,284 Well, for one, that's Honest Abe's real hat. 260 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,287 It is? 261 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,414 Almost like his remains. 262 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,377 I guess. 263 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,922 You wouldn't happen to have any of James Dean's personal effects? 264 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,383 Yeah. Got his keychain. I got a bunch of stuff. 265 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,553 Gandhi's bifocals, FDR's iron lung. 266 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,054 This. 267 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,932 Who did that belong to? 268 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,019 The Fonz. Seasons two through four. 269 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,106 Well, wow. Yeah, that's really cool-ish. 270 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,776 This? This is nothing. I've been working on a new collection of figures. 271 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,361 Stuff that will wow the kids. 272 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,113 - The kids? - Yeah, Gen Y. 273 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,783 Computer games, cell phones, sexting. 274 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,702 They're just fads. 275 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,747 I'm gonna make wax museums hip again. 276 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:09,148 Yeah, Abraham Lincoln and James Dean. Can you believe that? 277 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,983 Why so kill crazy? I don't know. 278 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,736 Maybe the Apocalypse has got him all hot and bothered. 279 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,821 Well, we all know whose fault that is. 280 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,324 Well, I'm sorry, but it's true. 281 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:25,039 I'll call you later. Bye. 282 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,332 What's going on? 283 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,252 - Did you get the trunk packed up? - Yeah, trunk's packed. 284 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,837 - Who was on the phone? - Bobby. 285 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,965 - And? - Nothing. 286 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,718 So we're just gonna pretend I didn't hear what I just heard? 287 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,304 Pretend or don't. Whatever floats your boat. 288 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,890 This was supposed to be a fresh start, Dean. 289 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,017 Well, this is about as fresh as it gets. 290 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,228 Now, we going or not? 291 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,097 Check it out. 292 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,184 Four score and seven years ago... 293 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,770 ...I had a funny hat. - Dean. 294 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,439 I can't have any fun with this? 295 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:35,318 Let's just torch the objects, torch the ghosts, get out of here, okay? 296 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,195 I'll grab East of Eden's keychain. 297 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,866 Dean? 298 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,954 Dean. 299 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,787 - Dean. - Is that Gandhi? 300 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,956 - Yeah. - Dude, he's squirrely. 301 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,833 Get... Get the... 302 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,629 Get the what? 303 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,423 Glasses. 304 00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:40,342 You couldn't have been a fan of someone cool? 305 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,555 Really? Gandhi? 306 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,232 You ready to blow this joint? 307 00:22:55,399 --> 00:23:00,905 Dean, didn't it strike you as strange the way Gandhi just vanished? 308 00:23:01,071 --> 00:23:03,741 - Strange how? - No screaming, no big flameout. 309 00:23:03,908 --> 00:23:06,076 I mean, that isn't the way ghosts usually go. 310 00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,078 Still, I torched, he vanished. 311 00:23:08,245 --> 00:23:14,251 Yeah, but... Also, I feel like he was trying to take a bite out of me. 312 00:23:14,585 --> 00:23:16,670 - A bite? - Yeah, like he was hungry. 313 00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:20,132 But the thing is, Gandhi... Or the real Gandhi. 314 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,176 He was a... 315 00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:24,053 A what? 316 00:23:25,262 --> 00:23:26,972 Spit it out. 317 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,307 He was a fruitarian. 318 00:23:32,853 --> 00:23:34,605 Let me get this straight. 319 00:23:34,772 --> 00:23:37,983 Your ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers... 320 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,194 ...but he was also a fruitarian? 321 00:23:40,361 --> 00:23:43,614 - That's not the point. - That is good. Even for you, that's good. 322 00:23:43,781 --> 00:23:46,450 I'm just saying, I'm not so sure this thing is over. 323 00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:48,327 It was a ghost. 324 00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:52,122 It was a weirdly supercharged fruitarian ghost, but it was still a ghost. 325 00:23:52,289 --> 00:23:53,999 Now, let's go. 326 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,711 So first you drag me into town and now you're dragging me back out? 327 00:23:57,878 --> 00:24:01,674 You ain't steering this boat. Let's go. Chop-chop. 328 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,384 You know, this isn't gonna work. 329 00:24:05,594 --> 00:24:07,554 - What isn't? - Us. 330 00:24:07,721 --> 00:24:10,349 You, me, together. I thought it could, but it can't. 331 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:12,560 You're the one that wanted back in, chief. 332 00:24:12,726 --> 00:24:14,603 You're the one who called me back in. 333 00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:16,939 I still think we got trust building to do. 334 00:24:17,106 --> 00:24:19,692 How long am I gonna be on double-secret probation? 335 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,860 Till I say so. 336 00:24:22,278 --> 00:24:25,698 Look, I know what I did. What I've done. 337 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:28,117 And I'm trying to climb out of that hole. I am. 338 00:24:28,284 --> 00:24:32,371 - But you're not making it any easier. - I'm supposed to let you off the hook? 339 00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:36,041 No. You can think whatever you want. I deserve it and worse. 340 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,712 Hell, you'll never punish me as much as I'm punishing myself. 341 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:44,425 But the point is, if we're gonna be a team, you and I... 342 00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,510 ...it has to be a two-way street. 343 00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:49,555 We go back to the way we were before? 344 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:52,725 No, because we were never that way before. Before didn't work. 345 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,476 How do you think we got here? 346 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,021 What's that supposed to mean? 347 00:24:57,187 --> 00:25:00,107 Dean, one of the reasons I went off with Ruby... 348 00:25:01,358 --> 00:25:03,694 ...was to get away from you. 349 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,863 What? 350 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:09,867 It made me feel strong. Like I wasn't your kid brother. 351 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,329 Are you saying this is my fault? 352 00:25:13,495 --> 00:25:15,164 No, it's my fault. 353 00:25:15,331 --> 00:25:17,791 All I'm saying is that if we're gonna do this... 354 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:22,129 ...we have to do it different. We can't just fall into the same rut. 355 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,964 What do you want me to do? 356 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,259 You're gonna have to let me grow up, for starters. 357 00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:39,939 Yeah. 358 00:25:43,984 --> 00:25:46,862 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 359 00:25:49,406 --> 00:25:52,451 I guess you were right about this not being over. 360 00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:01,168 - Sheriff Carnegie? - Sheriff, what happened? 361 00:26:01,335 --> 00:26:03,379 I, uh... 362 00:26:03,921 --> 00:26:05,881 I don't know. 363 00:26:11,095 --> 00:26:15,558 - Excuse us, girls. Hi, we're with the FBI. - Can you tell us what happened? 364 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:18,811 - It was horrible. - Way horrible. 365 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,355 - What was horrible? - I thought she'd be nice. 366 00:26:21,522 --> 00:26:23,023 I still can't believe it. 367 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,526 - Believe what? - She took Danielle. 368 00:26:26,026 --> 00:26:27,653 Who? 369 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:32,408 It's okay, you're safe. Just tell us, who took your friend? 370 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,287 It was Paris Hilton. 371 00:26:38,372 --> 00:26:40,291 - Sorry? - She looked really good though. 372 00:26:40,457 --> 00:26:42,209 - Skinny. - Skinny and fast. 373 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,962 Wha...? Huh? 374 00:26:46,714 --> 00:26:48,382 Where did they go? 375 00:26:48,549 --> 00:26:51,010 - We don't know. - They just vanished. 376 00:26:51,427 --> 00:26:54,763 Would you excuse us for just a minute? 377 00:26:56,307 --> 00:26:58,726 Paris Hilton's not dead as far as we know, right? 378 00:26:58,893 --> 00:27:00,102 Pretty sure, no. 379 00:27:00,269 --> 00:27:03,063 - Which means it's not a...? - Ghost. No. 380 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,566 So either Paris Hilton is a homicidal maniac... 381 00:27:05,733 --> 00:27:07,651 Or we missed something. 382 00:27:07,818 --> 00:27:09,987 What do you wanna do? 383 00:27:33,802 --> 00:27:35,387 That's ripe. 384 00:27:53,656 --> 00:27:55,449 What the hell? 385 00:27:59,203 --> 00:28:01,455 - I can't believe I missed it. - Missed what? 386 00:28:01,622 --> 00:28:03,374 I went back over the other two vics. 387 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,877 - There was blood loss, major. - Being a gory smear will do that to you. 388 00:28:07,044 --> 00:28:10,881 No, more blood loss than a car crash or a head wound should cause. Almost like... 389 00:28:11,048 --> 00:28:12,383 - Something's feeding. - Yeah. 390 00:28:12,549 --> 00:28:15,135 - Awesome. - And then there were these. 391 00:28:18,055 --> 00:28:21,517 - What are those, seeds? - Yeah, they were in both vics' bellies. 392 00:28:21,684 --> 00:28:23,102 I hope you washed your hands. 393 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:26,438 They're unlike any other seed I've ever seen before, Dean. 394 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,733 Wow, just when I thought you couldn't get any geekier. 395 00:28:39,702 --> 00:28:41,203 Yahtzee. 396 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:43,372 - What? - The seeds aren't from around here. 397 00:28:43,539 --> 00:28:46,417 In fact, they're not from any tree or plant in the country. 398 00:28:46,584 --> 00:28:48,377 - Where are they from? - Eastern Europe. 399 00:28:48,544 --> 00:28:51,130 A forest in the Balkans which is not there anymore. 400 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,090 It was chopped down like 30 years ago. 401 00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:56,260 - So? - So local legend has it... 402 00:28:56,427 --> 00:29:00,055 ...that the forest was guarded by a pagan god whose name was Leshii. 403 00:29:00,222 --> 00:29:02,850 A mischievous god. Could take on infinite forms. 404 00:29:03,017 --> 00:29:05,936 And let me guess, he liked to munch on his fans. 405 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,899 Yep. "Could be appeased only with the blood from his worshippers." 406 00:29:10,065 --> 00:29:13,193 It would drain them, then stuff their stomachs with the seeds. 407 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,237 How does he do it? 408 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,157 What, he touches James Dean's keychain... 409 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,618 ...and then morphs into James Dean? 410 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:24,663 Hm. As good a guess as any. 411 00:29:25,289 --> 00:29:27,875 Yeah, well, whatever. How do we kill him? 412 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:31,420 Says here to chop off his head with an iron axe. 413 00:29:31,587 --> 00:29:36,133 All right. Let's go gank ourselves a Paris Hilton. 414 00:30:52,626 --> 00:30:54,295 Hey. 415 00:30:55,838 --> 00:30:57,715 She alive? 416 00:30:58,340 --> 00:30:59,883 Yeah, barely. 417 00:31:16,358 --> 00:31:17,568 Awesome. 418 00:31:55,397 --> 00:31:59,526 Oh, I'm so glad you're awake for this. 419 00:31:59,693 --> 00:32:02,196 This is gonna be huge. 420 00:32:05,783 --> 00:32:08,285 Super. I wouldn't wanna miss it. 421 00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:12,164 I mean, I've been stuffing myself with fast food lately. 422 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,833 So it's nice to do the ritual right. 423 00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:17,711 Prepare a nice slow meal for a change. 424 00:32:18,254 --> 00:32:20,881 Just like the good old days, huh? 425 00:32:21,048 --> 00:32:24,593 You have no idea. People adored me. 426 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,764 They used to throw themselves at me with smiles on their faces. 427 00:32:29,723 --> 00:32:34,520 I guess these days nobody gives a crap about some backwoods forest god, huh? 428 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:42,361 No, not since they cut down my forest and built a Yugo plant. 429 00:32:43,112 --> 00:32:44,572 The march of progress, sister. 430 00:32:44,738 --> 00:32:48,075 For years now, I've been wandering. 431 00:32:48,242 --> 00:32:50,452 Hungry. Scared. 432 00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:53,247 Scrounging for scraps. 433 00:32:53,414 --> 00:32:54,748 So not sexy. 434 00:32:55,791 --> 00:33:00,129 But then, the best thing ever happened. 435 00:33:00,296 --> 00:33:03,173 Someone tripped the Apocalypse, and I thought: 436 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,425 What the hell? 437 00:33:04,592 --> 00:33:06,927 I'm tired of watching what I eat. 438 00:33:07,094 --> 00:33:09,221 I wanna pig out. 439 00:33:10,097 --> 00:33:13,475 So I found this little place. It's awesome. 440 00:33:13,642 --> 00:33:16,020 Adoring fans stroll right in the door. 441 00:33:16,478 --> 00:33:19,023 Yeah, but they're not your fans. 442 00:33:19,189 --> 00:33:23,277 So? They worship Lincoln, Gandhi, Hilton. 443 00:33:23,444 --> 00:33:26,071 Whatever. I'll take what I can get. 444 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,575 You know, I gotta tell you, you are not the first god we've met. 445 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:33,537 - But you are the nuttiest. - No, you. You people. 446 00:33:33,704 --> 00:33:35,164 You're the crazy ones. 447 00:33:35,331 --> 00:33:39,710 You used to worship gods. But this? 448 00:33:39,877 --> 00:33:44,256 This is what passes for idolatry? Celebrities? 449 00:33:44,423 --> 00:33:47,176 What have they got besides small dogs and spray tans? 450 00:33:48,469 --> 00:33:51,138 You people used to have old-time religion. 451 00:33:51,305 --> 00:33:52,848 Now you have Us Weekly. 452 00:33:53,474 --> 00:33:56,143 I don't know. I'm more of a Penthouse Forum man myself. 453 00:34:00,022 --> 00:34:02,066 Maybe. 454 00:34:02,566 --> 00:34:05,861 But there's still a lot of yummy meat on those bones, boy. 455 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:12,243 I hate to break it to you, sister, but you can't eat me. 456 00:34:12,409 --> 00:34:15,579 See, I'm not a Paris Hilton BFF. 457 00:34:15,746 --> 00:34:18,832 I've never even seen House of Wax. 458 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:23,504 No. But I can totally read your mind, Dean. 459 00:34:23,671 --> 00:34:26,548 I know who your hero is. Your daddy. 460 00:34:27,174 --> 00:34:29,718 Am I right? 461 00:34:31,554 --> 00:34:33,556 And this belonged to him. 462 00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:37,601 Didn't it? Poor little Dean. 463 00:34:37,768 --> 00:34:40,646 All you ever wanted was to be loved by your idol. 464 00:34:41,772 --> 00:34:44,066 One distant father figure, coming right up. 465 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,687 - Not a word. - Dude. 466 00:35:21,854 --> 00:35:25,900 You just got whaled on by Paris Hilton. 467 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,818 Shut up. 468 00:35:35,743 --> 00:35:37,369 Uh-huh. 469 00:35:38,412 --> 00:35:41,373 All right. Thank you. 470 00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:45,419 Sheriff Carnegie. Danielle's gonna be all right. 471 00:35:45,586 --> 00:35:48,297 She's sworn off The Simple Life, but other than that... 472 00:35:48,464 --> 00:35:49,965 Glad she's okay. 473 00:35:50,132 --> 00:35:51,425 It gets better. 474 00:35:51,592 --> 00:35:54,637 The sheriff's putting out an APB on Paris Hilton. Heh, heh. 475 00:35:54,803 --> 00:35:56,889 That ought to be good. 476 00:36:02,645 --> 00:36:05,689 Listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday. 477 00:36:05,856 --> 00:36:08,859 About me keeping too tight of a leash on you. 478 00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:11,070 Maybe you're right. 479 00:36:13,113 --> 00:36:16,617 I mean, I'm not exactly Mr. Innocent in this whole mess either, you know. 480 00:36:16,784 --> 00:36:18,118 I did break the first seal. 481 00:36:18,285 --> 00:36:20,412 - You didn't know. - Yeah, neither did you. 482 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,792 I'm not saying demon blood was a great way to go but you did kill Lilith. 483 00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:27,836 - And start the Apocalypse. - Which neither of us saw coming. 484 00:36:28,003 --> 00:36:31,257 Who would've thought killing Lilith would've been a bad thing? 485 00:36:34,051 --> 00:36:36,929 Point is, I was so worried about watching your every move... 486 00:36:37,096 --> 00:36:39,932 ...that I didn't see what it was actually doing to you. 487 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,602 So for that, I'm sorry. 488 00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:46,689 Thanks. 489 00:36:50,734 --> 00:36:51,944 Where do we go from here? 490 00:36:52,111 --> 00:36:54,446 The way I see it, we got one shot at surviving. 491 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,615 - What's that? - I am on deck for the devil. 492 00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:59,285 Same with you and Michael. There's no changing that. 493 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:00,661 Well, that's encouraging. 494 00:37:00,828 --> 00:37:03,539 But we can stop wringing our hands over it. 495 00:37:03,706 --> 00:37:07,876 We gotta grab whatever's in front of us, kick its ass, and go down fighting. 496 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:14,300 - I can get on board with that. - Okay. 497 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,969 But we're gonna have to do it on the same level. 498 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:22,057 You got it. 499 00:37:27,062 --> 00:37:30,190 - What do you say we get out of here? - Hell, yeah. 500 00:37:31,275 --> 00:37:32,985 Hey. 501 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:40,784 You wanna drive? 502 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,747 You sure? 503 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:48,500 Yeah. I could... I could use a nap. 504 00:38:20,616 --> 00:38:22,368 - You ready? - Hit it, Mr. Wizard. 505 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:25,788 Oh! 506 00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,331 Nutcracker! 507 00:38:33,295 --> 00:38:34,713 Hey, Sam. What's happening? 508 00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:37,007 Just the end of the world. 509 00:38:38,634 --> 00:38:40,719 - Stay away from me. - Mrs. Wright, wait. 510 00:38:42,805 --> 00:38:45,140 - You're not demons? - How'd you know about demons? 511 00:38:45,349 --> 00:38:47,685 This child is half-demon and half-human. 512 00:38:47,851 --> 00:38:49,520 It's far more powerful than either. 513 00:38:51,689 --> 00:38:52,940 One word. 514 00:38:53,107 --> 00:38:56,777 This child will destroy the host of heaven. 515 00:38:56,944 --> 00:38:59,613 And I can't take that chance. 516 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,252 Poker. You play for years. 517 00:39:13,419 --> 00:39:14,545 That's 25 years. 518 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:16,505 - You sure? - Yes. 519 00:39:21,510 --> 00:39:22,803 Who the hell are you? 520 00:39:22,970 --> 00:39:26,765 - Dude, relax, it's me. - Dean? 521 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:29,226 I see you met John McCain here. 522 00:39:39,862 --> 00:39:40,946 Ow! 523 00:39:50,289 --> 00:39:53,626 Well, I say jackpot.