1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,834 For those of you who were too lazy to tune in last week... 2 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,272 ...this is what you missed on Shameless. Thanks, Tim. 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:09,840 Stay down. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,037 - How long was that? - Not long enough. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,317 City pools are filled with city kids. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,954 You need at least 90 seconds. 7 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,159 Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you. 8 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,274 I was able to pull some strings and get you these special cancer pills. 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,870 - Will they cure my cancer? - Depends on your attitude. 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,879 I just got my one-year chip from Sex Addicts Anonymous. 11 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,673 - I'll go slow. - Not gonna happen. 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,594 Jody only wants to cuddle and do, like, missionaries. 13 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,797 It's boring. 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,676 If I kick it up a notch, there's no stopping me. It's an addiction. 15 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,839 I think everyone at work other than me is blowing the manager. 16 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:48,114 - Princess, I got it. Go take a break. - It's not a "break" break. It's a Bobby break. 17 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,200 They're all gonna realize I'm not carrying my share of the load. Literally. 18 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,397 Gotta save your sperm for baby-making. 19 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,513 - This was a baby-making session? - Hoping so. 20 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,800 Daddy, it's Molly. Mommy died. Please come. 21 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,157 - Who the fuck's Molly? - She's my half-sister. 22 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,680 That's just my girl penis. 23 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,918 Looks exactly like a boy penis. 24 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,589 - Am I coming with you? - You don't need to play house... 25 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,629 ...with Mandy Milkovich. Doing shit like this signals something to a girl like her. 26 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,349 Sure you know what kind of signals you're sending? 27 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,871 Hey, Fiona, you've met my father. 28 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,510 - Who the fuck are you? - It's Jimmy's dad. 29 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,120 Were you trying to screw Lip? 30 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,078 - Ian. - I would like to report a negligent situation. 31 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:38,315 Six kids living in squalor, no parental supervision. 32 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,874 They're all criminals. 33 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,237 That is an all-time low. 34 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,275 Fuck you, Gallagher. 35 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,317 Dude. Little man in the canoe? 36 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,639 - I'm sorry, but my game is off. - How does a tongue forget how to lick? 37 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,833 It's the whole my-dad-is-gay-for-your-brother thing. 38 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,680 It's on film loop in my brain. Ian's cock. Dad's mouth. 39 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,590 - In-out-in-out-- - It's just sex. He's still the same person. 40 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,872 Is he? I'm re-thinking everything I even thought about him. 41 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,710 In high school, when my friends came over, was he checking out their asses? 42 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,357 Or that guy, Uncle Rick, his racquetball partner with feathered hair? 43 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,714 - Do not leave. - Too hot in here anyway. 44 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,071 Sheets sticking to my back. Gotta go to work. 45 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,398 Be happy you have a real dad, not a thieving alcoholic deadbeat... 46 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,796 ...who's puking into the silverware drawer. 47 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,474 Uh-- 48 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,475 Doing some work on the sewer main in a couple days. Just wanted to warn you. 49 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,599 - Warn us what? - Water's gonna be shut off for the day. 50 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,871 Oh, thanks. 51 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,714 Honey? What is that for? 52 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,599 Sex swing. 53 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,916 Trying to see if it can bear both of us at once. 54 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,831 If not, I can get us a four-post free-stander. 55 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,394 Oh, God. 56 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,117 What--? Is this--? Aren't we--? 57 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,712 It's fine, it's just with all the, um, shipments and everything and just... 58 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,799 It's totally fine, it's just-- I'm just not-- 59 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,471 I'm just not used to being, um, submissive. 60 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,990 - You can be the dom tomorrow. - Okay, that's fine. 61 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,039 It's good for us to grow. 62 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,269 As people. 63 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,392 Shower's free, who's next? 64 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,795 Hey! 65 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,798 She's not even related to us. 66 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,799 Go pee downstairs. Go. 67 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,431 How long you plan on keeping Molly around? 68 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,838 - Till we find someone to take him in. - Are you looking? 69 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,076 - Yeah. - Good. 70 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,279 Might as well tell him he's a he while you're at it. 71 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,759 Mm. 72 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,514 - What time is it? - Sex-o-clock. 73 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,757 - Quick, before Carl gets back. - No, I can't. 74 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,076 I'm sleeping. 75 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,910 I gotta, uh... I gotta help Carl set up for day-care. 76 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,192 - I thought that was Debbie's job? - She's going to the pool today. 77 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,596 So I promised I'd supervise. 78 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,955 - Still sleeping. - What are your plans for the day? 79 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,836 Me and Kev are taking the ice cream truck to Indiana for a fireworks run. 80 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,590 - Can we come? - No, we won't all fit on the way back. 81 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,360 Our stash will probably take up half the truck, so... 82 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,835 Can you do it tomorrow? 83 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,511 I want us to take Molly to the beach before the weekend meatheads descend. 84 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,839 Jesus. Other people exist maybe? 85 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,757 No, we gotta get down there before the Roman candles sell out. 86 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,439 Hey, did you find any, uh, Molly relatives? 87 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,911 Tracked down the second cousin in the Navy on Facebook. 88 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,158 - Did you post on his wall? - Status says he's on sea duty. 89 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,955 - I'll do it when he gets back. - Right. Um... 90 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,799 - When's that? - Didn't say. 91 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,676 Okay. 92 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,357 Heh. Look, cage the ferret, okay? 93 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,950 Day-care parents don't appreciate morning muff. 94 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,353 - Ha, ha. - Here you go. Good doggie. 95 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,398 One hundred! One hundred seconds! 96 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,840 Jimmy, I can't do breakfast, set up for day-care... 97 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,919 ...and practice holding my breath all at the same time. 98 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,839 - No! - Oh, it's still broken. 99 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,554 It's a finger, not your neck. 100 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:39,269 Carl, can you set up for day-care? I need to get to the pool at exactly 9 a.m. 101 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,512 - It's opening day. - I'm feeding Liam. 102 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,995 I can help. 103 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,078 Thanks, Molly. 104 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,397 Wipe down the exersaucers and teething toys... 105 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,513 ...then check the nap-pads for head-lice and boogers. 106 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,234 That's a really pretty dress. 107 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:57,233 It hides my girl-penis. Mom said it's impolite to show off my bulge. 108 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,955 More coffee? 109 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,831 Uh, Lip, Ian? Come down here a sec? 110 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,832 Okay, listen up, Gallaghers. And Milkoviches. 111 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:15,478 They're digging the sewer main in a few days and shutting the water off. So we need to... 112 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,111 - ...do laundry and dishes beforehand. - What about toilets? 113 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,152 I guess we just won't flush that day. 114 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,273 - Well, we could fill up buckets. - Gross. 115 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,112 He crippled or something? Just so helpful. 116 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,239 - Must be nice having a spouse. - They're digging up the lawn? 117 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,194 - Yeah. - What about Aunt Ginger? 118 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,594 Incoming. 119 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,196 Okay. I'll be back for dinner. Buck up, kiddo. 120 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,438 No biggie, just my universe falling apart. 121 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,960 Hey, there, fella. 122 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,676 Ooh! Let's go take the Browns to the Super Bowl, huh? 123 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,477 - Jesus. - Guess who came by today? 124 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,912 The city. They're digging up the yard to work on the sewer line. 125 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,919 You need to find Aunt Ginger before they do. 126 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:19,196 Who? 127 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,472 The dead relative whose social security checks you've been cashing? 128 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,630 You buried her, you unbury her. 129 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,069 Hand. 130 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,749 - Come on, Debs. - Bye, Frank. 131 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,240 - Not trying to look at my dick, are you? - I'm not. I'm not thinking about your dick. 132 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,636 In my dad's mouth. I'm not. 133 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,594 - Good, then don't. - Yep. Not. 134 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,520 Ian's dick was in your dad's mouth? 135 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:18,431 It's a figure of speech. It's like saying, "None of your business. 136 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,757 Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man." 137 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,195 - Who says that? - Gay dudes. 138 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,312 - Is Ian gay? - No, no. 139 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,994 It was euphemistic. 140 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,918 - Is that what gay people like to do? - Jesus. Forget it. 141 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:35,750 Oh, uh, Jamie. You any good with power tools? 142 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,673 Hey, Lip? I need your help. 143 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,869 - Oh, busy! - Too busy to help your old man? 144 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,760 Yes. Forever. 145 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,110 Fucking-- 146 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,672 Hey, Ian? 147 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,320 He's getting ready for work. 148 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,473 Nice paint job. 149 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,158 - You got your shoes on? - Yeah. Why? 150 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,992 We're going to Sheila's. Gonna grab some of dead Eddie's heavy-duty machines. 151 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,192 That fella loved lawn equipment. 152 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,675 But I'm sick. 153 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,315 You don't look sick to me. 154 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,914 Cancer. 155 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,040 Oh. 156 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,833 The clinic called. 157 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,112 The pills worked. No more cancer. Congrats. 158 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,752 - I'm not dying? - No. 159 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,679 - Can we have a party? - You bet. 160 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,190 As soon as we dig up this old dead crack whore. 161 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,153 Come on, let's go. 162 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,509 Are you a lesbo? 163 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,714 No. 164 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,910 Although I know many people who have had relations with same-sex individuals. 165 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,751 I believe all people should have the right to love whomever they choose. 166 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,596 And even though civil unions are legal in Illinois, it isn't enough. 167 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,914 - Change is possible. It starts with us-- - Stop staring at us, freak-bag. 168 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,839 And grow some tits. 169 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:44,877 Ha, ha. You hear that? They're going for the brass ring up there. I did that. 170 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,914 Showed them the way. Like a headlamp in a coal mine. 171 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,880 You see, Frank Gallagher knows people. 172 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,032 I just intuit. 173 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,790 I was a... I was a psychology major... 174 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,999 ...for a semester. 175 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,236 - Dad? - Yeah. 176 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,272 What's this? 177 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,439 Uh, that's a pacifier for your anus. 178 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,910 They're early! Frank! 179 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,032 - Hello? - Can you be on baby duty? 180 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,509 - Looks like a priest with a Nam vet. - Hello? 181 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,995 It's Father Pete. He's with a hospice patient. A nun. 182 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,631 They're out of room at St. Steven's. 183 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,120 - Here. - Oh, there he is. 184 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,515 Hey. 185 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,873 - Hey, nice to see you again, Father Pete. - And you too, Jody. 186 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,474 Hi, I'm Jody. 187 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,320 I'm sorry about the mess. 188 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,160 We've just been a little preoccupied. 189 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,635 Not at all. 190 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,115 Careful. Careful. 191 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,233 She's not long for this world, I'm afraid. 192 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,837 She's taken a vow of silence, so you don't have to worry about her... 193 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,635 ...keeping you up all night with her praying. 194 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,629 - This is her pain medication. - Oh, right. Yeah. 195 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:13,119 Oh, and make sure her iPad is always charged. 196 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,710 She can play "Angry Birds" till the cows come home. 197 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,479 Oh, well... 198 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,600 That's just a, um, harness for patients. 199 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:25,795 - Uh, shed key? - On the fridge. Top of the fridge. 200 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,437 Why are you orange? 201 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,520 Frank? 202 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,436 Don't know what it is, Red, but, uh, I feel less alone in the world... 203 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,031 ...knowing I can drive across town and find you here... 204 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:47,115 ...bent over cans of chicken stock. 205 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,199 Look, I'm sorry. 206 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,156 Truly. 207 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,034 I j u s t-- 208 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,195 Can you forgive a man who's falling apart a little? 209 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,835 Yeah. 210 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,517 - Can I kiss you? - No. 211 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,830 Just a little? 212 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,793 So listen... 213 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,839 ...um, I need somebody to rob my house. 214 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,952 And I'm hoping you could help. 215 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,794 You want me to rob your house? 216 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,471 Candace changed the locks on the house. My goddamn house. 217 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,469 And she won't let me back in. So I need someone to steal my stuff. 218 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,278 If I do it, the neighbors might recognize me. 219 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,238 You go in during daylight hours and you look like movers. 220 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,111 You'll be fine. 221 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,473 Look, she stays up till 3 a.m. drinking Stoli Vanilla and watching Bowflex ads. 222 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,356 She'll be unconscious until well past noon. 223 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,717 All right, this could be lucrative for you. 224 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,230 You can take anything you want. It's all insured. 225 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,440 All I want are my two Armani suits, my Lucian Freud... 226 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,633 ...and my bottle of 1990 Chateau Latour Pauillac. 227 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,199 What do you say? Will you do it? 228 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,238 - Frank? - Yes, son? 229 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,751 Why would a dude put his penis in another dude's mouth? 230 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,152 Well, sometimes men discover things about themselves. 231 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,115 Like they prefer male genitalia to female genitalia. 232 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,234 Wait. So some guys like to lick wieners? 233 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,396 Well, I'm sure at first they're attracted to each other's build. 234 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,759 And once a connection gets made, then the wieners get licked. 235 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,079 It's a scorcher today, ain't it? 236 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,077 Produce, pick up Line 2. Produce. 237 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,675 - Hey, Debs. How was the pool? - Great. Where are the swim diapers? 238 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,394 Thanks. Uh, Aisle 9. 239 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,353 Did you put tacks in my drawer? 240 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,629 My baby sister should have got your job. 241 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,918 Took me four months to teach her how to swallow without gagging. 242 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,476 And for what? Not her fault she got a lazy eye. 243 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,634 She was raised right. She don't think she's better than nobody. 244 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,870 I'm sorry about your sister, but I got five kids to feed. 245 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,996 Fiona? 246 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,914 Oh, you know, just employee shenanigans. 247 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,112 You got coupons for this? 248 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,920 Customer needs assistance in the Meat Department. 249 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,357 I got an 11:00 ovarian cyst, an 11:30 UTI... 250 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,075 ...and a pre-teen pregnancy in the lobby. Why are you here... 251 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,398 - ...when I saw you two weeks ago? - Banging like bunnies, I can't get pregnant. 252 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,876 - I need another exam. - It won't change anything. 253 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,151 You said I had a chance of getting pregnant. 254 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,158 I said you had very little chance. 255 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,558 I also used the words "highly unlikely" and "wildly improbable." 256 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,474 You got my baby girl's hopes up for nothing. 257 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,316 I chose to mitigate a difficult discussion with upbeat and positive phrasings. 258 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,075 I need the truth. Can I have a damn baby or not? 259 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,991 Put it this way. You have a 99.999 chance of not getting pregnant. 260 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,317 Nothing is impossible. 261 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,516 So it's like one penis going into the other penis? 262 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,394 Of course. When gay dudes get horny, their pee holes open. 263 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,880 Hey. Swim diapers. 264 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,677 Thank God, I've already had to fish out two poops. Thank you. 265 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,110 - Daddy! - Hey. Whoa, you stink like bleach. 266 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,794 Yeah, I was at the pool today. 267 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,673 I stayed under for 112 seconds. 268 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:01,636 Hey, good for you! Show those syphilis-ridden turbo-sluts a thing or two. 269 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,958 They think they own the water just because they piss in it. 270 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,834 We hit something. 271 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,470 What's that smell? 272 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,715 - The sewer line? - Oh, man. 273 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:19,196 We probably should patch that up with some duct tape and a T-shirt. Oh, God. 274 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,595 You sure we're digging in the right spot? 275 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,714 - Ew! - Oh! 276 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,038 Man, I can't believe your wife actually came to your house. 277 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,590 I thought V was gonna rip her throat out. 278 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,720 So, what's up with you and Mandy? You guys seem tight. 279 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,673 I guess. 280 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,314 She's gotten hella clingy. 281 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,160 You rescued her cross-dressing sibling. 282 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,479 You swashbuckled that shit, man. Seals the deal for a chick. I'm serious. 283 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,115 Girls take that hero crap straight to the bank. 284 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,433 She cook for you now? 285 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,518 - Fold your clothes? - Sometimes. 286 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,320 She stay over more than four nights a week? 287 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,273 Help out with random stuff? 288 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,836 Ah? Ah? Ha, ha. 289 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,829 Dude, you are ghetto married. Enjoy it. 290 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,430 You get all the perks, no paperwork. 291 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,791 Guys would kill for that setup. 292 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,752 - I kind of hate it. - What's wrong with you, man? 293 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,274 I think Karen messed you up bad. 294 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,791 - Going home? Going home? - Yeah, yeah 295 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,520 Gun it. 296 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,674 Good work. 297 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,318 Get your act together, lady. 298 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,751 I got day-old chuck, two-day-old sirloin, couple of partially soft bagels... 299 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,839 ...and like two gallons of nearly expired mayo. 300 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,554 Oh, and a sheet cake. 301 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,638 Joanie was late picking up her kid again. 302 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,150 - Guess what the excuse was. Flat tire. - Flat tire? 303 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:15,036 It's not the homo thing. Gays hit on me all the time and it doesn't bother me. 304 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,472 Of course they do. You wear designer jeans and coconut hair product. 305 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,558 You're like gay flypaper. 306 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,390 - "Haddy Birtbay Juby"? - Bakery guy is dyslexic. 307 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,193 - Where's Frank? - Haven't seen him. 308 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,869 He's gotta fill that hole where Ginger was. It reeks. 309 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,959 - He forgot where he buried her. - You're kidding. 310 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,200 - We couldn't find her. - And Carl busted the sewer line. 311 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,911 - Wha--? You picking up guitar? - Bitches at work giving me shit. 312 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,476 Thumbtacks in my change drawer. You believe that? 313 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,750 Holy shit. 314 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,476 Ah, we did good. Boom Town was good to us. 315 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,954 - Blowing up the Hancock building? - We don't have room. 316 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,591 - Can we store some here? - Are you nuts? Look at that kid's face. 317 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,678 I'll put it in a no-Carl zone. 318 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,997 - As if that exists. - Don't touch it. 319 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,272 Wash your face, pyro. Mandy, make yourself useful, set the table. 320 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,632 - You want pop, beer or ice water? - Uh, water's good. Thanks. 321 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,109 Put these on Lip's bed. 322 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,955 - She's out in a week, okay? - Which one? 323 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,032 What's with Jimmy? That shit with his dad? 324 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,799 He's pretty broken up about it. 325 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,310 No one's dead, wounded or incarcerated. 326 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,751 What do you expect? Rich kid from the North Side. 327 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,112 It's his first big family crisis. He's taking it pretty hard. 328 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,716 Left side of your mouth. Other left. 329 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,151 Dude's got daddy issues. No wonder you dig him. 330 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,840 I can hear you. 331 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,640 Lip, reorganize the truck. Put the weed in the fridge... 332 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,151 ...poppers in the freezer, smokes on top, bangers under the seats. 333 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,192 - Yep. - I'll help. 334 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,517 - Cake for dinner? - I gotta get to the Alibi. 335 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,231 - Hey, what did the doc say this morning? - Never had a chance to go. 336 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,438 Okay. I love you. 337 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,439 Hey. 338 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,390 - What about a surrogate? - You offering? 339 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,513 Hell, no. Bet you can find someone good on Craigslist. 340 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,599 Bitch gets paid, IVF docs get paid, medical bills... 341 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:19,077 ...maternity clothes, lawyer fee, contract fees. Low end, 40 grand. 342 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,598 I'd need a truckload of slave play to raise that kind of scratch. 343 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,838 - What'll you do? - Something. 344 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,430 Sister, I so admire the vow you've taken. 345 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,396 It takes such strength to resist the lure of temptation. 346 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:40,556 Verbally or otherwise. 347 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,954 Oh, Sister, I'm... I'm so sorry. 348 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:52,077 Jody and I are just experimenting with new liberties. 349 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,839 As you know, our bodies are God's temple... 350 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,869 ...and it's as if we're adding on a little wing or two. 351 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:09,715 So there's no way in the world you would ever talk? 352 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:20,594 Sister, Jody is pushing me to new levels. 353 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,792 It's completely my fault. 354 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,552 He warned me not to go through this gateway with him. 355 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,397 And I wouldn't listen. And now I can't find my way back. 356 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,274 I've never had so many things inserted... 357 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,111 ...into so many parts of my body at once. 358 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:44,437 Have I encouraged him to overstep his boundaries? 359 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,669 Or am I helping him to create new and healthy ones? 360 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,629 Because I admit... 361 00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,675 ...inflicting sexual pain... 362 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,509 ...gives me great pleasure. 363 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,918 You ready, mama? Batteries are charged. 364 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,112 Oh, Sister, I feel so much better. 365 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,315 Thank you for letting me get it off my chest. 366 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,357 Oh, you're a good one. 367 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,113 Gloves? 368 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,075 Got some cuts on my hands at work. 369 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,320 - I think it's dry. - Oh. Sorry. 370 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,319 Oh, my God. I just realized. 371 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,797 That huge fight Dad had with Mr. Ward, my gay seventh grade teacher. 372 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,196 I thought it was the grade on my mold project. 373 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,997 But they kept on excusing themselves to discuss it in private. I am such an idiot. 374 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,237 That wedding in Hawaii when I was in school. 375 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,712 Me, Mom and Chip went to bed and Dad stayed up dancing all night... 376 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,434 ...with the best man. 377 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,836 What gets me is he couldn't tell me the truth. 378 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,794 Did he think I wouldn't accept him? I'd think less of him? 379 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,959 Why didn't he trust me? Am I the only one who didn't know? 380 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,909 Does my brother know? Oh, I bet you my brother knows. 381 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,070 - Wait. So there's butt hole involved? - Sometimes. Not always. 382 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,713 Ian and I are gonna get high and watch Family Guy. Wanna come? 383 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,991 Uh, I've been driving all day. I'm exhausted. 384 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,399 Doing a night load. Any takers? 385 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,556 Lip? Nothing? 386 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,194 Did ours this afternoon. 387 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,599 Maybe next time you wanna throw in Debbie or Carl or Liam's with yours. 388 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,759 Sure. No problem. 389 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,038 Hey, if you change your mind, come down, okay? 390 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,833 Mm. 391 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,715 I need to know where the gay wieners go. 392 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,951 Know how you plunge a toilet when it's backed up? 393 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,879 - Yeah. - Think of it as... 394 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,720 ...one dude plunging another dude's toilet. 395 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,959 - We could always adopt. - I don't want someone else's kid. 396 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,160 I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile. 397 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,119 I don't know, V. At some point... 398 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,718 ...we might have to accept that it's not meant to be. 399 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,116 Not meant to be? 400 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,718 Was I meant to get an STD at 17 from some lame-ass rapper... 401 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,912 ...that would trash my tubes? 402 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,477 Was I meant to Google him all afternoon to find out he has eight kids? 403 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,195 Was I meant to friend him on Facebook to write... 404 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,955 ...some psychotic rant about how he ruined my life? 405 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,992 - Baby, it's okay. - No, it's not. 406 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,119 Fuck his weak-ass rhymes, fuck that tree-frog-looking doctor... 407 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,831 ...and fuck all the fucking money I spent on condoms the last 20 years. 408 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,958 And fuck you for acting like you don't wanna fight for this. 409 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,714 Whoa. 410 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,635 You know I do. More than anything. 411 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,712 Then let's fight. 412 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,672 Enough with the kicking. Christ. 413 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,271 - Where is she? - I can't find-- I give up. 414 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,955 - I need sleep. - Let me spell this out for you. 415 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,436 The city digs up some bones. The police show up. 416 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,439 The figure out it's Aunt Ginger. They date the bones. 417 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,235 They realize she's been dead for 14 years... 418 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:53,231 ...and yet her social security checks are being cashed every month. 419 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,511 This isn't a DUI, Frank. 420 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,918 You buried a body and you stole from the federal government. 421 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,840 You will never get out of prison. 422 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,639 Think about it. 423 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,073 Fuck. 424 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,391 Hey. You know the guy you beat the shit out of at that club? 425 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,354 He wants me to sneak into his mansion, take all of his crap. 426 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,472 Really? 427 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,239 Hilarious. 428 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,238 He can't get it himself. 429 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,229 Divorce. 430 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,116 Says I can take whatever I want. He's loaded. You want in? 431 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,436 Jesus. 432 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,916 Use blanks, maybe? 433 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,440 Can I bring my cousins? 434 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,758 - Yeah. - All right. I'm in. 435 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,719 I don't know what you see in that geriatric Viagroid. 436 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,435 He buys me stuff. Orders me room service. 437 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,839 He isn't afraid to kiss me. 438 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,636 We're low on joints. 439 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,514 I got extra weed in the fridge but it needs rolling. 440 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,192 You guys look like you could use some help. 441 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,869 - Yeah, that would be great. - No, we're good, thanks. 442 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,157 - Can you roll us some spliffs? - Sure. 443 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,556 - Weed, papers? - Right there. 444 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,672 You guys are really killing it. 445 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,673 Ho! You are a giant. 446 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,389 Ask me if I play basketball and I'll punch your nuts. 447 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,394 What do you want? 448 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,035 Two fountains, sparklers, three joints, Bomb Pop. 449 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,278 - You got any community service hours left? - Why? 450 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,638 - Molly could help. He offered. - No. You know, I'm covered. 451 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,912 - We're good. You can go. - You know what? Have her stick around. 452 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,715 - I gotta hit the Alibi in 10 minutes. - I can handle it. 453 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,152 - I'm good to stay. - No, please, just go home, Mandy. 454 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,596 To your own fucking house for once. 455 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,472 That was harsh. 456 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,550 Heh. Really, ladies? Really funny. 457 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:33,677 Hi, this is Fiona. Uh, I'm working Register 2. I'm locked in the bathroom. 458 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,997 I did try the knob. 459 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,072 Fine. I'll try again. 460 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,910 On what planet is it cool for you to take a smoke break in the bathroom? 461 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,760 I don't even smoke Parliaments. 462 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,669 - Holy crap. Congrats on your puberty. - Yeah. 463 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,280 Your tits look great. 464 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,800 Thanks. You know, they always say it happens overnight. 465 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,799 Go for a swim. Try out your new bod. 466 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,480 Okay. 467 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,915 - It's my fourth. - I don't care if it's your 44th. 468 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,516 - We don't do buybacks. - I'm broke. 469 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,511 Hey, news flash, princess. So is 150 percent of the patronage here. 470 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,799 There she is. Welcome back. How was your vacay? 471 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,959 I went surfing, got hit by a Jet Ski, saw a dolphin masturbate. 472 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,313 Yeah, well, my finger's broken, my parents are divorced, and my dad's a fairy, so... 473 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,715 A fairy? 474 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,274 Hello, 1983. 475 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,952 - Did you get my CO2? - Yeah. Make it quick? I gotta get out of here. 476 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,391 - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you. 477 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,030 Hey. 478 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,392 You know, not for nothing... 479 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,559 ...but, uh, no one likes to hear a grown man whine. 480 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,434 It's like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing UGGs. 481 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,916 - I appreciate the sympathy. Thanks. - Get over it. 482 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,551 Fiona doesn't have room. She's busting her ass to keep food on the table. 483 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,320 Good denizens of Cook County, I have a proposition. 484 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,194 What the fuck is it now, Frank? Jesus. 485 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,234 Do you remember--? Do you remember the hold up... 486 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,911 ...of that jewelry store on South Ashland in '92? 487 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,430 - Yeah. - Bastards cleaned out these poor spics... 488 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,751 ...of every piece of crap that they had? 489 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,077 That was my mother. She did the heist. 490 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,751 And I think she buried the crap in my backyard. 491 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,634 - How do you know that? - Well, she stashed it somewhere. 492 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,752 And then she forgot where. 493 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,714 So the other day I was planting some basil. 494 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,597 I've recently gotten back into gardening. And I found this. 495 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,473 Shit. Is that gold? 496 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,036 Could be. Pretty dirty. Gotta get it appraised. 497 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:31,234 The point being, this is only the tip of the golden iceberg. 498 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,955 Now, I can't dig it all up by myself. 499 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:39,554 So I will give a sizable cut to anyone who helps me unearth it. 500 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,678 So who's with me? 501 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,395 - No. - No fucking way. 502 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,233 You're out of your mind, Frank. 503 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,318 - Fuck it. Why not? - I'm in. 504 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,190 There you go. Bravo, soldiers. Onward, onward. Let's go. 505 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,716 - Let's do it. - That's the spirit. 506 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,991 This is what made America great. 507 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,277 - Ew, period. - Period. 508 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,914 Hey, what'd I miss at the pool? 509 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,353 Hi. 510 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,960 Hi. 511 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,672 Let's just make sure we explored all other options. 512 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,639 Okay. 513 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,837 What about that maid you used to work with? 514 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,231 Chantrelle? Too crazy. 515 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,512 - How about Macie at the old folks' home? - Too medicated. 516 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:01,189 - Fiona. - Too white. 517 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,439 Really? Is that a concern of yours? 518 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,356 I want it to have my genetic material. Or at least look like it does. 519 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,193 What about your cousin Sharonda? 520 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,280 I called her this morning. She fell off the wagon, was fried by noon. 521 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,989 Well, what about your other cousin, the, uh, pretty one? 522 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,112 Oh, the pretty one? 523 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,000 No, because I want our kid to look pretty like you. 524 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,232 She's 13. 525 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,715 Wow. 526 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,037 She seems older. 527 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,194 Jesus. Oh, my God. 528 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,676 Mother of Christ, it stinks. 529 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,912 Did someone shit in the yard? 530 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,600 Shut up. Keep digging. 531 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,400 The one-armed wonder is making more progress than you. 532 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,199 This is as far as you got? 533 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,756 Don't judge. 534 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:57,396 Frank? You know for certain there's jewelry buried out here? 535 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,912 Uh, you know what? Try along that fence there. 536 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,080 I saw her rooting around in there like a badger. 537 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,597 Wowie. Desert Storm night at the Cheesecake Factory? 538 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,871 Why are you acting like a dick to Mandy? 539 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,272 I think that qualifies as none of your fucking business. 540 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,598 She called me from her aunt's house. Said you told her to go home. 541 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,355 - Is Molly leaving too? - What? No, Debs. 542 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,510 Look, she is always on me about, you know, our plans for the night. 543 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,832 When we're seeing her friend's band, what we are doing next week. 544 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,271 She likes hanging out with you. Not a crime. 545 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,239 - I like Molly. - She's not my wife. 546 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,678 Oh. She's a good person who does nice things for you. 547 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,918 - What are you, her fucking lawyer? - No, I'm her best friend. 548 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,713 You're acting like a douche bag. 549 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,958 You want out, end it. You don't, stop treating her like garbage. 550 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,558 Just because Karen wiped her ass with you doesn't give you the right to shit on Mandy. 551 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,635 Guys, bad news. We all gotta dig tonight. 552 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,639 City's coming and Frank can't find Aunt Ginger. 553 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,639 - So? - Someone goes to jail if we don't find her. 554 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,155 - Frank. - There's a body. 555 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,158 We know about it. We're accomplices. 556 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,477 Again, saddled with a mess we didn't create. 557 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,189 Sooner we get out and dig, sooner it'll all be over. 558 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,040 I still got blisters on my hand from yesterday. 559 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,310 I can dig. 560 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,280 I have pretty developed upper arms for a chick. 561 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,353 - I need to borrow your turkey baster. - I don't want Molly to leave. 562 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,038 - What's with her? - She got her period at the pool today. 563 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,678 I can't wait to get my period. 564 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,079 Mom said it's the body's tribute to female sacrifice. 565 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,989 You're not a girl, honey. 566 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,352 You're a boy who was raised by a jacked-up meth head of a mom... 567 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,474 ...who made you think you were a girl because she hates men. 568 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,077 I'm not a girl? 569 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,078 Lip? 570 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,633 Debbie? 571 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,399 It wasn't real. 572 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,676 It was ketchup. They did it in front of everyone. 573 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:14,715 - Who? - The girls at the pool. 574 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,240 Debs. 575 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,240 They're pretty and boys notice them. 576 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,397 Well, they won't be pretty for long. 577 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,992 They're gonna make all the bad decisions and you're gonna learn from their mistakes. 578 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,194 Why do they have to be so mean? 579 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,750 Some girls are just jerks. 580 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,233 Like that chick at the store yesterday. 581 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,713 Did I deserve that? No. But did I take her shit? No way. 582 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,435 Because I'm better than that. And so are you. 583 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,314 Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers. 584 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,353 Debbie? 585 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,198 Go away. 586 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,276 Open the door. 587 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,159 Come on. 588 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,193 We gotta dig. 589 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,598 I thought you took a vow of silence. 590 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,358 That silence doesn't include the Internet? 591 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:12,474 You have been blogging about me every day? 592 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,240 I think I'm gonna puke. 593 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,910 Muscle through it. We gotta find her. 594 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,117 - Where'd Carl go? - Huh? 595 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,436 - Ninja! - Carl, no! 596 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,430 - Carl, no! - Oh, shit. 597 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,552 Shit. Carl. 598 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,793 - That kind of worked. - You get those from the fireworks stash? 599 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,434 - Yeah. - Go get some more. 600 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,830 Ian? 601 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,080 It reeks out here. 602 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,318 Hey, listen. 603 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,957 Ah, man. About all the stuff just with my dad. 604 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,756 Oh, my God. Why are we still talking about this? 605 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,759 I mean, really? Christ. 606 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,919 Okay, so, like, whenever you need me I'm, like, there for you... 607 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,995 ...but the one time I need you, you're like, "Screw off"? 608 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,430 Carl thinks he's a cancer survivor. 609 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,077 Molly thinks she's a girl with a penis. 610 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,273 Debbie's getting terrorized at the public pool. 611 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,472 The yard smells like a sewer. 612 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,475 I got three drunk assholes operating power tools behind me... 613 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,191 ...and the bitches at work locked me in a bathroom today. 614 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,073 Oh. 615 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,030 And we all might be on the verge of going to prison. 616 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,718 So you want to talk? Fine. 617 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,355 Grab a shovel. 618 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,952 Talk your face off about how your dad gave a blow job to a teenager. 619 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,795 - But dig while you do it. - You know what? 620 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,438 I'm really tired of playing this My Tragedy Is Bigger Than Your Tragedy game. 621 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,919 My entire world got rocked and it's, like, not even on your radar. 622 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,476 We're in a relationship. 623 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,479 What's important to me should be important to you. 624 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,240 Look at us. 625 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,400 We are literally digging up a body. 626 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,235 How do you even compare our situations? 627 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,350 Huh. Aw, that's great, walk away. 628 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,599 It's a real pussy move. 629 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,675 Yeah, why don't you go cry to your gay dad about it? 630 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,470 So I'll just be carrying it. And you two take it from me when it comes out. 631 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,000 - Yes, Momma. - Lord knows... 632 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,237 ...I'm too old to be raising an infant. 633 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,319 It will be our child. It will be your grandchild. 634 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,796 You were such a sweet baby. 635 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,040 But Lord, were you a terrible eater. Ha, ha. 636 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,994 You'd get it all up in your hair, and in your nose. 637 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,759 Everything okay? 638 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,156 Yeah, just a second. 639 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,393 This comes the tricky part. 640 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,589 Not much in there. We could have used an eye dropper. 641 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,156 Jeez, Kevin. 642 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,751 Bottoms up. 643 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,796 Oh. Ooh. 644 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,799 Warmer than I expected. Ooh, ha, ha. 645 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,235 Okay, bedtime, gang. 646 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,875 We'll start again in the morning. 647 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,952 Fuck. 648 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,478 Don't worry about your dweeb. 649 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,718 He's just off licking his wounds. 650 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,879 He'll be back. 651 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:08,069 We Gallaghers sure know how to pick them, huh? 652 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,676 See you in the morning. 653 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,470 Hey, Karen, it's Lip. 654 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:32,354 Just wanted to give you an update, wherever the fuck you are. 655 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,758 Your kid, he's doing great. 656 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:42,959 Um, your mom and ex-husband, they're, um... They're also doing great. 657 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,837 My dad, who you fucked, he's doing great. 658 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,679 And, uh... 659 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,437 ...I'm doing really, really great. 660 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,720 Just in case you were wondering. 661 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,600 You selfish, ignorant, heinous piece of dog shit. 662 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,951 Thank you for leaving and never coming back. 663 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:13,878 You-- We all owe you a huge fucking favor. 664 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,317 You rock. 665 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:31,514 Hey, let's go inside. 666 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,991 Don't bring that with you. 667 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,959 Come on. 668 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,477 Hey, it's me. Uh... 669 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,113 Just wondering where you are. 670 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,111 Call, text, whatevs. Bye. 671 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:29,277 I mean, no wonder she flipped out. She's got so much on her plate. 672 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,597 She needs me there for her. 673 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,918 But I got to work on my stuff too. 674 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,993 So hard for you. 675 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,351 Poor Stevie. 676 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,990 - You ready to go again? - Yeah. 677 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,273 - Ugh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 678 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,830 Fuck. 679 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,836 I'm a dick. 680 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,111 Mandy. 681 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,432 I'm a dick. Can you come down? 682 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,110 Hey. 683 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,551 I'm not a tool. 684 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,236 Yeah, I know. 685 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,433 So you don't get to treat me like one. 686 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,673 I know. 687 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,232 Come down. 688 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,391 Please. 689 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,432 Hey. No, guys, guys. 690 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:53,033 No fucking guns, all right? It's just a drunk old lady in there. 691 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:54,836 Come on. 692 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,760 Fuck. 693 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,674 Where's Debbie? 694 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,149 She's at the pool. 695 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,829 We got to keep digging. 696 00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:02,474 - Got it? Oh, shit. Oh, come on. Fuck. - Ow. 697 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,276 Oh, fuck. 698 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,996 - Jesus Christ. - Hey, fuckers. 699 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,197 Fuck. 700 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,755 Fuckers. 701 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,675 Fuck. 702 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,833 No fucking way. 703 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,398 Fuck. Fucking Ned. Are you fucking him too? 704 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,313 Fucking drive. Drive, drive, drive. 705 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:31,589 - You got shot, Mickey. - Yes, I fucking know I got shot. 706 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:50,473 Remember. Do not sit on cushions, carpets, anything foam or porous. 707 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,751 Say their names slowly and calmly. 708 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,276 If you feel something crawling, don't scream. 709 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,554 Just shake the body part lightly. Okay? Let's do this. 710 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,912 - I'm just going to take another minute. - Take your time. 711 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,720 - Are you kidding me? - Stay there. 712 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,038 - Jesus. - Just one fucking old lady? Ow! 713 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,310 Ow, ow. 714 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:40,595 Well, if it isn't the toughest badass fag beater this side of the Chicago river. 715 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,433 Fuck off. 716 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,513 I'll show you some tits. 717 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,839 - Fiona's fits better, doesn't it? - Sure. 718 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,833 Oh, my. 719 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,117 Almost done, Nicky. 720 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,478 Ian, what the fuck? 721 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,514 - I can explain this. - Who the hell are you? 722 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,030 I'm Britney Sturges from Child Protective Services. 723 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:33,516 She just walked in. 724 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,595 Yes! 725 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,555 Oh, my God, I totally almost drowned a slut. 726 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,434 She was kicking and scratching but I held my breath... 727 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,712 ...and hung on until she passed out. Oh, my God. 728 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:53,075 Guess what? You do not F with Debbie Gallagher. 729 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,715 - Don't F with me. - Debs.