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Oh, come on, cheer up, mate. You must be
able to get some bird to come out with

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you. Well, I don't know.

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I've gone to see it before once.

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You haven't had a bird for six weeks,
have you?

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Six weeks? Don't be daft.

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Is it?

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Seven weeks and three days, to be exact.

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You ain't been clicking that night
lately, Butler.

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The old fatal charm wearing off, is it?
Look, mate, just because you wear a

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moustache, you're no blooming Omar
Sharif. No, but it's a dead spitting

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his camel, isn't he?

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Here, Stan, have you tried Molly?

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Molly? No, I ain't. Oh, mate, she's a
little raver. You'll be laughing there.

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Look, you chat her up. Yeah, yeah. Here,
Molly, darling. Just a minute. Stan

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wants a word with you. Hey, Mo, what are
you doing tonight, love? Why?

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Well, Jack's going out with his bird
down the booze. I thought you'd like to

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join us.

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Oh, Fred, I can't, Stan.

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Pity. If only you'd asked me earlier.

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Late again, butler.

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Now you know the feeling the passengers
on your bus get, mate.

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What feeling?

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The feeling you're never going to get
there.

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Shut up.

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Anyway, so you've got another date then,
love? Yeah.

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I promised to take my old granny to the
bingo.

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Oh, you're a wise girl there, I tell
you.

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You'll get more excitement going to the
bingo with your old granny than going

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out with him.

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Sorry, love. Another time.

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All right, then, love. Yep. Ah, old
love. No clickety -click for you

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mate.

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Hang about, I've got an idea.

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Here, Molly. Molly, darling. Just a
minute.

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Listen, what about making a foursome?
You and Stan are your granny and the

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inspector. Right?

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My gran's 86.

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Well, that's all right. Just suit you,
Blakey.

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Good granny.

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Bit of a difference in our age, isn't
it?

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What's wrong with going out with a bird
four years younger than you?

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Tweet.

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Sorry, love. Another time?

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All right, darling.

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All right.

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Hello, love.

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Oh, hello, Joyce. Hello. Look, you go
with your son, you know. Don't bother

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about it. Well, I've just signed off.
You can go. I'm ready when you are. Oh,

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no. Here, Stan, why don't you come with
us where you're making a threesome,

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can't we, darling, eh?

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You must be joking, mate. What do you
think I'm going to do while you're

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nibbling her ear?

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I'll tell you what, Butler.

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I'll bow your bag of crisps, eh?

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No, you go. You two go.

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I'll go. I'll go over there.

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Here. You want to watch it, you know,
Butler.

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Human body's like a bus engine, mate.

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If it's not kept in regular use when you
try to start it, nothing happens.

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I'll tell you what, I'll bet yours has
not been run in.

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How's it going out tonight, love?

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No, not tonight, ma 'am.

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It's been not tonight for the last six
weeks.

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Would appear the permissive age is
passing you by, mate.

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Shut up.

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Well, I don't like to see you sitting
there every night not doing anything.

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You ought to have an obby. He's got an
obby already, he's just not very good at

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it at all.

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He's like an unsuccessful fisherman
holding his rod out and catching

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Look, mate, I can catch a bird any time
I like. Oh, do me a favour.

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The bait's not as fresh as it was, is
it, mate?

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You're going off, mate.

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At least I'm not malting, am I? Look.

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My dear man, before I married Olive, I
never lacked female company.

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Oh, and to think you gave them all up to
marry me.

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Yes, well, it's very difficult to find a
nice girl like Olive these days.

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You know, Mrs Bishop said to me that
where she works, all the girls there,

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they're popping and out of bed with any
man.

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Oh, disgusting.

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I shall make a note of the address, if I
will.

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Don't be funny.

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Mum's right, actually.

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Bit difficult trying to find a nice
girl.

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Bro, you've got to be careful.

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Oh, yes, Stan.

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I mean, after you're married, you might
discover all sorts of things about a

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girl you never imagined.

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Mightn't he, Arthur?

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Oh, right you are.

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Yes, well, that's what marriage is all
about.

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Two people discovering one another.

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Blimey, their honeymoon must have been a
right mystery to her.

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There's no need to be offensive, mate,
just because you're on edge, so to

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I'm not on edge! And don't shout!

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Why don't you go to the pictures?

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I don't want to go to the pictures.

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Well, it might take your mind off
things.

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Here, Arthur's got the paper. See what's
on.

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I go.

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There's a thing here at the Regent.

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Hot summer's lust.

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Is it a comedy?

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I've been thinking of Stan sitting there
watching it.

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At the plaza, there's one called Love's
Swedish Style.

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Well, that's not for him either, is it?

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You can talk. You haven't got round to
doing it English style.

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I wonder what it's all about.

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Well, may you ask?

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Well, if you don't want to go to the
pictures, I know.

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Why not have a nice early night?

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You've got early shift tomorrow, love.

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I don't feel sleepy.

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Oh, you can have one of my sleeping
pills. They make me go to sleep the

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my head touches the pillow.

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They're wonderful, aren't they, Arthur?

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They've been a great boon.

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And I'll bet you bought them for her.

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Mate, what have you been doing? I've
been waiting out there for you. We're

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out in a few minutes. I thought you said
you were just coming in for a quick cup

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of tea.

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Yeah, I didn't. I was enjoying it, I
know.

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Well, canteen tea? Blimey, what's the
attraction? It's never even up.

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This ain't.

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But that is.

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Here,

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who is she?

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That's the new canteen girl.

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You are? Yeah.

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Oh, look at the way she's bending over
that table, picking up those dirty cups.

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Yeah, well, mate, she's got to do that.
I mean, with her shape, she'd never see

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the table otherwise.

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Ah, that is the pay. I'm glad I came up.

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Might as well see what we've been
working for.

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Come on, let's have it.

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Better check it to see if the overtime's
right.

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Lousy wages, aren't they?

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I don't know why you took this job.

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A girl like you must be able to do
things much better for yourself.

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I'm going to, don't worry.

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It's because I'm broke.

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As soon as I can lend me hands with some
cash for some new clothes, I'll get a

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job in the office then.

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Oh, can you type then?

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No, but I'll find something they want me
to do.

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float over there. Not the one with the
long hair and big teeth, the other one.

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Keeps staring at me with his tongue
hanging out.

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That's Stan.

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Is he married?

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Married? Not our Stan, no.

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I think I'll clear his table.

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It's 27, 28, 29.

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You finished with that cup?

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No, not yet, darling. I'll just...

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See the way she looked at me, Jack, eh?
Did you see it? All right, easy, boy.

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You'll burst a blood vessel.

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I've been looking all over for you two.
You know you're due out in two minutes,

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don't you? Yeah, I know. Anyway, there's
been an emergency diversion. You'd

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better take this down. You've got a bit
of black there, have you?

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One minute. Just a minute. Right, right.

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Number 11 bus. Oh, here we are.

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Diversion before the high street.

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You turn off before Askew Road, then
when you reach Mount Road, you turn

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You got that?

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Got it?

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Yeah, what come after number 11 bus?

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You're not changing at all, are you?

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Have a look at that.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I see.

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What do you mean you see? You've got it
upside down.

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You turn down there and you dive out
along there, right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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What's the matter with you?

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Stand, stand.

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I see.

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Here we go again.

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Your hormones are playing you up, aren't
they?

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Come on, you've got to admit it's a
cracker.

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Who's she then? I don't think I've seen
that face before.

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Well, you're not looking at her face,
are you?

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Can I take your cap now?

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Here. What's your name, darling?

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Stella. Yeah, well, my name's Dan. This
is my mate Jack. And you recognise this?

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This is Frankenstein.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Yeah, well, I thought you were new,
like...

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Me and him, we usually have a drink and
we're, you know, playing. I thought

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you'd like to join us down at Boozer.

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You're a fast worker.

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Still, why not? What time?

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Well, we finish here at seven, time
we've been home and changed.

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No, don't bother about changing. No,
we'll see you here at seven.

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All right.

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I'd better go and clear that table.

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Excuse me, I'm sorry.

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Don't apologise, love.

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want to go out with you for? She must be
raving mad.

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What you got?

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That's it, Blakey. I must have something
she wants, don't I?

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And I'm going to tell you something,
mate. I'm going to make sure that she

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it.

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It's not bad, is it?

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Are you going to have another double,
darling?

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Thanks. Same again, Ted.

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Oh, I've run out of fags.

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That's all right, darling. I'll get you
some. Hey, Ted, what have you got?

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Only king -size, Stan.

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Oh, he's only got king -size.

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That's all right. I'll 40 then.

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Right. Eh?

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All right, then. Yeah, I'll get a man on
in a minute.

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Er, er, and, er, 40.

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40 king size, mate.

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Why is that?

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Well, that's in your money about a bit,
ain't it? Look, mate, you know as well

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as I do, when you take a bird out for
the first time, you've got to spend a

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of dough on her.

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And let's face it, she did buy the first
round of drinks. Yeah, with your pound

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note. And she's never given you no
change.

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She'll give it to me later on. That's
what you're hoping.

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I'll tell you what, mate. I'll drink to
that.

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Yeah, well, the drinks is up, mate. Have
you got enough cash left?

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Of course I have, mate. Don't worry
about it.

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Oh. Oh.

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Blimey, that turned me over, Jack. I've
got nothing in there. I just remembered

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I got paid, didn't I?

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Here, Ted.

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Mate, take it out.

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Thanks,

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mate. Cheers.

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Enjoy.

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Great to change, mate.

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There you are, son. Ciao, mate. Cheers.
There you are. Thank you.

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Yeah, darling, can you take the... I'll
tell you what, you just take the fags.

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I'll take the fags. Take the fags. Yeah,
that's it.

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That's it, Stella.

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Ciao. Ciao.

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OK, that's right. Listen, how about
coming back to my place tonight for a

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nightcap? Oh, I'd love to.

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Oh, you clever boy, you managed to talk
her into it.

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I've got to admit, you've got smashing
period legs.

242
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Ow!

243
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,260
What's the matter? Look what you've
done. You made a gaping great hole in my

244
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,260
tights. Where?

245
00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:24,580
There. Isn't it bad?

246
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,120
That looks very good to me.

247
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,400
Easy, boy, easy.

248
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,940
They're the only decent pair of tights
I've got. They cost me 12 and 6.

249
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,560
I'll have to go home and mingle.

250
00:12:34,860 --> 00:12:37,420
No, no, no, don't go home. No, here,
I'll tell you what.

251
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,170
I'll tell you what, buy yourself another
pair in the morning.

252
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:41,490
Have you got a change of a pound?

253
00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,870
Oh, I'll give a change tomorrow.

254
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:43,869
Right then, yeah.

255
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:44,950
About to take them off.

256
00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:47,850
No, no, no, no. Why don't you get to my
place and then take them off?

257
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:55,470
We must,

258
00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:57,990
don't we, our devil? You never stop when
I ask.

259
00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,630
That's why I'm a bus driver.

260
00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:09,050
Hard to bloat like you.

261
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:11,109
Is it?

262
00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:12,110
Oh, yes.

263
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:19,290
No, no, we must stop. No, not now, not
now, not now.

264
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,070
I've got to go.

265
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,790
What do you mean, you've got to go? Just
now you couldn't resist me.

266
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:27,910
Don't you fancy me?

267
00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,450
Of course I do.

268
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,770
It's just I've got to be back at my digs
before 12 o 'clock to pack my bag.

269
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,070
Pack your bags? Where are you going?

270
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,760
See, I can't afford to pay my rent, so
I've got to sneak the things out to my

271
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,740
girlfriends, or the landlord will grab
them in the morning, so you see, I've

272
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,880
to go. No, no, no, don't go.

273
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,900
How much is the rent?

274
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,300
Five quid a week.

275
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,820
Oh, I'd love to stay, Stan.

276
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,600
Still, maybe it's for the best.

277
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:55,060
I know if I stayed, I'd do things I
shouldn't.

278
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:58,840
I'll lend you the five pounds.

279
00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:15,950
I owe four weeks rent.

280
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:19,850
That's 20 quid.

281
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,610
So you see, I've got to go.

282
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,570
What a pity.

283
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,570
I'll lend you... I'll lend you the
money.

284
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,509
Yeah, you can.

285
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:41,430
Yeah, I've got paid today, look. I've
got £15 in. That's five you've got

286
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:42,569
That's the twenty.

287
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:46,330
I couldn't possibly take it. I mean, I
don't know you well enough.

288
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,670
Well, I shouldn't put a stop to that, I
mean.

289
00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:53,150
Stan. What, what, what?

290
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,050
I've got to go to the bathroom.

291
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:59,590
Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. I'll tell
you what, it's on the first landing,

292
00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:00,930
on the right, OK? Yeah.

293
00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:03,010
Hey, hey, Stella, Stella, listen.

294
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:07,220
Don't make a noise, will you? Because we
don't want to wake the family up, do

295
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,300
we? No, we don't, do we? No.

296
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,340
Sam! Yeah?

297
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,720
Cool.

298
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,430
Oh, Stella, Stella.

299
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,230
Oh, yes, that's all over.

300
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:43,790
Smelty music.

301
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,230
Oh, get the one. Get the job.

302
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,290
Oh, Stella.

303
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,530
Oh, Stella.

304
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:09,390
Good

305
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:16,190
night,

306
00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,510
Mum.

307
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,790
Oh, she'll go a bundle on this.

308
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,450
Oh, Stella, I love you, darling.

309
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:10,270
Is that you, Stella,

310
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,290
darling?

311
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:13,349
No, it's me, Arthur, darling.

312
00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:20,470
What are you doing here? You thought I
was that bird, didn't you?

313
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:23,790
Well, no, no, I didn't. That bird I've
just seen going out the front door,

314
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,589
No, she can't. No, she can't. No, she
can't.

315
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,450
I ain't stuck in what's a note in her
handbag.

316
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,370
You've been taken for a ride, haven't
you, mate?

317
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:34,670
Of course I have.

318
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:36,390
Collecting for charity, was she?

319
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,250
I think you'd better have a couple of
those, mate.

320
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:43,610
What are these?

321
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:44,810
Ollie's sleeping tablets.

322
00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,610
I can recognise that disappointed look.

323
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,110
Good night, mate.

324
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,380
Blimey, I've been thinking about you all
morning. Well, how's it going last

325
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,560
night? How was the bird then?

326
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400
Yeah,

327
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,079
all right, yeah.

328
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080
All right?

329
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,500
Blimey, you look half dead, you lucky
fella.

330
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:16,400
She looked a right raver. I bet she
taught you a few tricks, eh?

331
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,160
You're right there, she did.

332
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,540
Well, where is she then?

333
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,220
I don't know, she hadn't come out to
work today.

334
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,920
Oh, you devil, you.

335
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,690
Haven't got the strength to crawl. in, I
suppose, yeah.

336
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:30,910
It's been a long time, hasn't it, mate?

337
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:32,610
Yeah, hell of a long time.

338
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:38,050
You know that young woman who you took
out on a date yesterday, didn't you?

339
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:42,250
Came in here before lunch, wangled an
interview with a general manager and got

340
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,570
herself a job as a receptionist.

341
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,490
What?

342
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,030
Didn't she tell you anything about it,
eh?

343
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:48,850
No. Hey,

344
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,110
look, here she is now.

345
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:55,490
I mean, she's got some right gear on. I
bet that'd cost a packet.

346
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,970
Yeah. Amazing where they get the money
from, isn't it?

347
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:05,050
It is amazing, isn't it? Well, go on,
then. Say hello to your lady, love.

348
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,090
Yeah, I won't have a word with her.

349
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:08,370
Hang on a minute.

350
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,750
Oh, uh, Stella?

351
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:10,949
Oh, hello.

352
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,950
Afraid I'm in a hurry.

353
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,850
Uh, yeah, listen, about last night... I
can't stop to chat. I've got to take

354
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:19,170
this to the general manager. Oh, I see.
Hey, listen, how about then come to the

355
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:22,200
pub tonight and have a drink? So...
sorry. The general manager's asked me to

356
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,200
work late.

357
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,220
I see. Well, how about tomorrow night,
then?

358
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:29,500
No, not now I'm in the offices. I don't
think the general manager would like me

359
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,960
to be seen out with a bus driver.

360
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,640
That was a bit of a brush -off, wasn't
it?

361
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:43,140
You must have made a great impression
last night.

362
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,500
Great lover.

363
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,020
Made my day, he says.

364
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,210
Here, come on. You'd better get
cracking, mate.

365
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:54,950
You've got a date with the number 11 bus
to the cemetery gates.

366
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,330
That'll be Dan.

367
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:06,990
Will you tell him straight?

368
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,530
I will.

369
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:10,830
Hello.

370
00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:14,730
Hello.

371
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,030
Oh, nice salad, eh?

372
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,780
We do, we do. I'm a bit hungry, too.

373
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,680
Why didn't you give your housekeeping
money before you left this morning?

374
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,940
Well, you see, Mum, that... I told you.

375
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,480
He gave it to that woman who stuffed it
in her handbag, I told you.

376
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,780
I bet you did.

377
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,780
He didn't have to tell me. I knew there
was something wrong this morning when

378
00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,280
you waited till I was in the loo before
you dashed out.

379
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:43,480
Well, I did, Mum, didn't I mean? You
see, I mean, the girl was in trouble,

380
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,480
I... Stop!

381
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,910
It can hardly be. Well, I don't know.

382
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,630
Everyone's in such a blooming hurry
these days.

383
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:59,010
It is perfectly obvious what happened.
He handed her the money because she got

384
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,090
him worked up and excited.

385
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,570
Oh, I could never do that to a man.

386
00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:05,370
That's true.

387
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,890
If Arthur hadn't given me the extra, I
wouldn't have been able to get the

388
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:09,749
in for the weekend.

389
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,910
And there's all them bills to pay, you
know. It's the monthly instalment on a

390
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:15,250
television set which I paid. It was your
turn.

391
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:18,890
Well, Arthur, top of that, you wanted to
watch the football on the telly.

392
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,900
Oh, lost. I probably missed a pickle.

393
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
Hey! Hey!

394
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,460
It's a repeat of England and Brazil,
yeah.

395
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,100
Oh, I didn't see that. It could be good,
yeah.

396
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:29,180
Yeah,

397
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:30,900
I must see this.

398
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,800
Oh, it's a lovely fire.

399
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Come over here, buddy.

400
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,260
Come over here.

401
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,620
Get a hold of that, will you?

402
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360
Get a hold of that.

403
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,139
Over there.

404
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:40,939
Over there.

405
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,060
Over there.

406
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,480
You didn't pay the rent, mate. You're
not watching.

407
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,300
Well, how childish can you get, mate?

408
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:02,280
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I tell you what, mate. You may have

409
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,160
paid the installer and the set, but I
bought the aerial.

410
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:07,180
What are you talking about? I just think
you'll make me pay for half of that

411
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,260
aerial. Get off!

412
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:12,220
You great idiot.

413
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,860
Well, you said you'd pay for half it,
now you've got half of it. I'm a good

414
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:18,100
to wrap that round your throat, mate.
Wrap it round my throat.

415
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,000
There's somebody in the door. I'll have
a go and see who it is.

416
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,000
Here, he'll pay his share, won't you,
Stan?

417
00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:27,560
Ha! He's got nothing left.

418
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800
No? Right.

419
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,360
I'll tell you what I'll do. What?

420
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,220
I'll tell you what I'll do, mate.

421
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,620
You can have all I've got here. Oh, no,
no, love. I don't know. No, no, don't go

422
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:39,700
mum -mum. No, I don't. I can't take your
last three quid. Don't have to worry.

423
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,480
No, no. I've got plenty to last me the
rest of the week. Oh, good.

424
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,340
Yeah, two in front of us. No,

425
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,780
I can't take your last three quid, love.
Sorry. What are you talking about?

426
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:51,300
You put that in your bag.

427
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440
Eh?

428
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,500
Dad, it's Jack for you.

429
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,699
Here you are, Missy B.

430
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,619
Hello, Dad.

431
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:57,620
Anything wrong?

432
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,100
No, no, no.

433
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,760
What's half the doing? Taking up
knitting?

434
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,160
Yes, Sam, Joyce has fixed a bird for
you. One of her mates. That's why we

435
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,180
round to collect you. Now, the girls
want to go to the Saturday night do at

436
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:10,999
Tito's Club.

437
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,820
Yeah, well, I don't know, Jack. Well,
it's only 25 bob head, mate. I mean,

438
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:16,340
you'll come out for less than three
quid.

439
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,120
Well, um...

440
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240
Don't you dare.

441
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,360
No, no, no, Mac.

442
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,060
Count me out.

443
00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,460
Come here.

444
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:27,540
There

445
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:34,620
you

446
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:35,599
are. See?

447
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,760
Right little raver. Three quid and you'd
be laughing.

448
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,480
No, no. No, I don't know, Mac. No.

449
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:44,800
No, I think I'd better stay in. All
right. If that's how you feel about it,

450
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,440
go round and see Harry. He won't turn up
a good thing.

451
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880
I'm sorry I bothered.

452
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:48,719
Oh, Jack.

453
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,660
Don't take it like that, mate. Just want
to... Well,

454
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,560
I suppose, in the circumstance, I don't
wish to be too hard on you.

455
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,200
Maybe I should find you something.

456
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,000
Oh, what? Hey, mate, you're a treasure
boy.

457
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,360
Right, come on, what is it, mate?

458
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,520
Another couple of Ollie's sleeping
tablets, mate.

459
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,300
Oh, never mind, love.

460
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,280
There's always another night.

461
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:14,740
All right.

462
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,660
There's always another night with me.

463
00:24:17,710 --> 00:24:18,710
Never tonight.