1
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Be right back.

2
00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,121
The angels...

3
00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:28,208
...not half as happy in heaven, I got jealous of her and me.

4
00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:33,256
That was the reason, like all
people in this kingdom by the sea know.

5
00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:37,388
<i>That the wind goes out at night</i>

6
00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:38,973
the cloud came, ice cold...

7
00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,350
and kill...

8
00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,398
...my Annabel Lee.

9
00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,479
What?

10
00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,229
Wrong answer!

11
00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,370
The white man
vs. the Indians.

12
00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,247
<i>We all have that
learned at school.</i>

13
00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,412
<i>But that's not entirely correct.</i>

14
00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,422
<i>It was actually the White guy
man versus the Indians...</i>

15
00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,044
<i>opposite the Indians.</i>

16
00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:19,095
<i>You know, when the Europeans first came to the New World, the Indians looked at them as just another tribe.</i>

17
00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,674
<i>One to trade with, to deal with</i>

18
00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,174
<i>fight or a
to make an alliance.</i>

19
00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,184
<i>.. against other Indians.</i>

20
00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:29,063
<i>But the Europeans brought something that the Indians had never seen before...</i>

21
00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,224
<i>...and had none
defense against.</i>

22
00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:35,063
<i>And I'm not talking about guns,
diseases and facial hair...</i>

23
00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,147
<i>although that was true.</i>

24
00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:40,693
<i>No, I'm talking about greed.</i>

25
00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:50,626
<i>And soon the Indian tribes were being stabbed in the back and treaties were being broken, and entire peoples were being slaughtered and moved to reservations...</i>

26
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<i>...and that was completely barren and worthless.</i>

27
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,919
<i>And that would be the end of it
should be the story.</i>

28
00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:02,051
<i>Except the Europeans have forgotten that greed is contagious.</i>

29
00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:07,098
<i>And the Indian tribes, along with smallpox and whooping cough, had caught it...</i>

30
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,930
<i>and taught it against them
conquerors.</i>

31
00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:14,481
<i>Wichch is where I enter Victim number 299 million</i>

32
00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:18,401
<i>458 thousand, 327</i>

33
00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,235
<i>That's where I am now.</i>

34
00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,120
<i>Not a bad looking guy.</i>

35
00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,781
Ohhh!

36
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,034
<i>Maybe that's not the
best place to start.</i>

37
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,882
<i>Here we go.  Much better.</i>

38
00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,010
<i>So there I was.</i>

39
00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,013
<i>In an Indian gaming casino.
Just passing through.</i>

40
00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:53,310
<i>I was like an old West gun hunter coming into town looking to fix past mistakes and make a fortune.</i>

41
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,773
<i>Except of course..</i>

42
00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:01,444
<i>I didn't have a gun and
knew nothing about fighting.</i>

43
00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,618
<i>So I played the slots instead...</i>

44
00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,710
<i>before I realized my luck
had to try somewhere else.</i>

45
00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,880
Name, address, telephone number.

46
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,166
What do you also want from my social?

47
00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,667
Sign here.

48
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,425
Good luck sir.

49
00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,595
<i>There was one
Elvis impersonation contest...</i>

50
00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,385
<i>...usually alone
a Vegas thing.</i>

51
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,686
<i>So on a whim I joined.</i>

52
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:38,985
<i>Talk like an angel, but I became wise.</i>

53
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,855
<i>You are the devil in disguise.</i>

54
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,823
<i>Oh yeah, that</i>

55
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,196
<i>is good.</i>

56
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,909
<i>Not enough to win or anything,</i>

57
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:50,746
<i>but good enough to catch the eye of a beautiful lady at the bar.</i>

58
00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,866
<i>You're cheating on your kisses</i>

59
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,877
<i>played and made plans.</i>

60
00:08:56,327 --> 00:09:00,457
John Smith lied to Chief Powhatan about why he came to the New World Police Department in the first place...

61
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,084
that's why it had to be done
Pocahontas save him.

62
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,085
Ah, she was in love.

63
00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,128
She was eleven.

64
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,512
I'm not eleven.

65
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,515
No, your ah...

66
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,346
...you're not.

67
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,265
Mm.
Buy me another drink?

68
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,853
Mmm!

69
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:18,441
<i>She seemed very interested in me and I was pretty sure I knew where this was going.</i>

70
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,571
Unfortunately...

71
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,366
<i>...life doesn't always go well
the way you think it will go.</i>

72
00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,746
<i>As it turns out, She was more interested in what was in my wallet...</i>

73
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,669
It was nice meeting you.

74
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,005
<i>Then what was in my pants</i>

75
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,929
<i>Which is so ironic, since I don't keep my money in my wallet.</i>

76
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,855
Thank you!

77
00:09:57,055 --> 00:10:03,144
<i>So instead of a night of crazy sex, I ended up playing poker with a bunch of Elvises from the game.</i>

78
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:07,654
<i>And not that Texas Hold'em nonsense you see on TV where everyone now thinks he is an expert.</i>

79
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:14,448
<i>No no, I'm talking about good old fashioned back room, smoking cigars, drawing five cards.</i>

80
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,367
Oh, this time you're going down.

81
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,337
I love going down.

82
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,462
I bet you do.

83
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,930
But I'm more concerned about the Midget.

84
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,427
It's not Midget, you son of a bitch.

85
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,020
It's "Small Person".

86
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,565
Oh, that's much better.

87
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,106
Midget is offensive...but
is the little person doing well?

88
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,945
Who decides these things?

89
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:46,904
Fuck you, bitch.

90
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,406
Are you participating or not?

91
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,817
Good...

92
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:55,454
Last week my girlfriend of three years decided to play doctor with her doctor, kicked me out of the house and stole my dog.

93
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,956
Oh, that's just rude.

94
00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:01,293
She said, “History would be written without me.” What does that mean?

95
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,168
I have no idea, so I got in my car and came here.

96
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:08,168
got laughed at by a girl at the bar, got lost at slots and had my wallet stolen.

97
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,553
So yeah guys,
I'm in.

98
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,257
Read them and cry.
Aces and sixes.

99
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:17,552
Ha! Bad luck in love, bad luck at cards, bitch.

100
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:18,595
Three
twos.

101
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,097
Little person,
small hand.

102
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,275
Read them and cry guys.
Straight to the ten.

103
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,689
Yes.

104
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,904
I think
it's not.

105
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,817
Hail to the
Queen! Baby.

106
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,821
Damn, this is one
game of Elvish.

107
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,706
We're going to the
greet king!

108
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,707
First you win the match, now you take all our money.

109
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,296
Do you know something?
we don't know?

110
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,666
Yes. How cards
to pay.

111
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,923
I thought it was purely a Vegas thing
was, What's going on here?

112
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,508
Yes, the chef, he has
something about Mr. Presley.

113
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,048
The boss?
Who is the chef?

114
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:02,188
The Chief, head of the
tribe, owner of the casino.

115
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:06,735
He worships the king almost as much as he worships his old Apache Warrior mask.

116
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,364
This is
our hotel!

117
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:12,778
We are here
all kings.

118
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,443
We are
VIPs.

119
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,819
Access
to everything.

120
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,704
You didn't make any
chance in that match.

121
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,082
Very bad
thanks.

122
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,786
Are we going to play some more cards, or is Mr. Miyagi still angry?

123
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,003
He can...

124
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,631
...chop, chop our heads. Hi!

125
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,756
Oh, I get it, I get it.

126
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,262
Because I'm Asian, I have to be Japanese, I have to do karate.

127
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,927
You know, that's great
smart. You have one more.

128
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,392
Yeah, your driving sucks.

129
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:45,182
You know, even though flying monkeys scare the hell out of me, I'm not that worried about the Wizard of Oz, right?

130
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,141
Wow.

131
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,523
And if Whitey, the clan member here, wants to bomb abortion clinics, I'm not trying to stop him.

132
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,280
I mean, being abused by one
priest can really screw up a child.

133
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:53,861
<i>What about you?</i>

134
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,409
If I bend over, you go
then fantasize about my ass?

135
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,948
<i>You go to “Queer
Eye” my apartment?</i>

136
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:58,994
I wouldn't have a problem if you did that

137
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,872
did, because that's the kind of man I am.

138
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:02,532
<i>What are you looking at?</i>

139
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,164
What a kind you are
generic European hybrid?

140
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,454
Look man, my ah...

141
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,880
My wallet
and ID have been stolen.

142
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,214
That's my story.

143
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,799
And now we have
taken your money.

144
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,384
That's just terrible.

145
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,010
<i>I now had no girl, no ID and no money.</i>

146
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:22,018
<i>But overall, The Elvises seemed like a pretty good bunch of guys.</i>

147
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:44,248
<i>But appearances are of course deceiving.</i>

148
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,287
Oh,
nonsense.

149
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,960
Guys! Guys!
Take it easy!

150
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:59,134
Come on guys! I know I'm playing a really bad Elvis, but this is a bit extreme, isn't it?

151
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,472
<i>And be here
we again.</i>

152
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,096
Well, procrastinate
makes no sense anymore.

153
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,855
Hey wait!
Just wait, I...

154
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:16,693
Indians are expected to be peace-loving, radiate philosophy and protect nature?

155
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,405
That's one
blatant stereotype.

156
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,207
The
Apaches...

157
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,835
...are the most
fearsome warriors...

158
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,500
...the world
has ever seen.

159
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,171
To wait!
Ash! To wait!

160
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,713
True
the mask?

161
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,135
Which
mask?

162
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,849
The ancient Apache Warrior mask
that you stole.

163
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,689
I have nothing
stolen.

164
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,193
Who
is he?

165
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,868
He has none
ID with you.

166
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,911
My ID is last night
stolen. My wallet...

167
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:07,657
my ID everything. You really need to do something about the safety in this place. You got these two... Okay! Okay!

168
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,372
Smith. John Smith.
Don't hit me again!

169
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,828
John
Smith.

170
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:17,175
Well, Mr. Smith, an Elvis impersonator just got the Chief's sacred warrior mask.

171
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,720
You've seen my performance. I'm the worst Elvis impersonator who ever lived.

172
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,598
Where would I put it?
hide? In my pants?

173
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,643
The White Man has this
mask stolen earlier.

174
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,056
And the
tribe...

175
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,768
...has a lot because of that
suffered hardships.

176
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,665
<i>It took almost one
century to restore it.</i>

177
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:59,254
<i>Before it became known that the white man had once again broken his word and tread on holy ground.</i>

178
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,052
<i>But this one
won once</i>

179
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,521
<i>the Chief and his men.</i>

180
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,155
<i>And alone
then...</i>

181
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,325
<i>...its glory and prosperity
returned to our people.</i>

182
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,791
That's really one
great story and ahh...

183
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,421
...I know what it feels like to
to lose something valuable.

184
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:42,376
<i>I sympathize there, I give</i> you all my support in the world <i>to find it now.</i>

185
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,921
<i>If you just uncuff me and get me out of here, you can start looking for it!</i>

186
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,516
A million
dollars.

187
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,724
That is
the price.

188
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,601
I want that mask
back here...

189
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,440
...against
tomorrow night.

190
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,691
Words
get out.

191
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,778
Call the
Indian.

192
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,776
Who is the
Indian?

193
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,699
You hear
that? Agh Ye

194
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,488
have friends
looking forward to it now.

195
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,989
It looks like we
hunting Elvish.

196
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,958
It seems that the
winner of the competition...

197
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,170
...wrote down his address
his participation form.

198
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,209
Who would be so stupid?

199
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,459
Name, address, telephone number.

200
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,461
Sign here.

201
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,972
Okay, I'll stop talking.

202
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,302
What's wrong with him?

203
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,552
Well, he's an Elvis impersonator.

204
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,721
There is only one
way to be safe.

205
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,015
Kill him.

206
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,149
Hi!

207
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,268
And besides that.

208
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,896
Native Americans can do it
without doing another John Smith.

209
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,988
Come on, no! No!
No! Take it easy!

210
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,198
Guys! Guys! Come on!

211
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,692
Really, you don't have to do this!

212
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,449
I am nothing, I am nobody!
Ask my ex-girlfriend.

213
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,533
That's why we can do this.

214
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,372
Do you think the Rancher
is responsible?

215
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,786
He is always responsible.

216
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,375
Who is the rancher?

217
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,755
The man who hired you
to steal the mask.

218
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,212
Hey, nobody has me
hired, remember?

219
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,045
The man who is the man
has hired...

220
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,762
who stole the mask.

221
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,969
In the past, when the
government wanted to screw the tribe.

222
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,763
It was always about money!

223
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,934
And almost always that money went into the Ranchers' pockets.

224
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,515
And he hates Indians.

225
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,689
But you are so kind!

226
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,611
Oh, God!

227
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,863
Hey, hey, look, I would
can shout.

228
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,489
What goes the
college boy do?

229
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,704
<i>Beer cans on us
crush head?</i>

230
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,620
Which one is yours?

231
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,705
Ach...

232
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,749
Duh...

233
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,713
Die.

234
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,004
That bit
nonsense?

235
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,387
Buy American. Come on, you're Native American, I thought you'd be proud.

236
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,269
What are you
doing?

237
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,319
I'm copying this Elvis address
just to be sure.

238
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:09,232
Oh come on, you think the guy who stole the mask put his real address on an entry form?

239
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,615
Step
in!

240
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:11,988
Where?

241
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,694
The
tuk!

242
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,919
<i>You're up
the height...</i>

243
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,540
<i>...with
KZRE...</i>

244
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,168
<i>where we serve you best
from playing yesterday...</i>

245
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,010
<i>...and
today.</i>

246
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,514
I woke up
without knowing where I am

247
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,933
<i>was. That's likely
but that's a good thing.</i>

248
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,230
<i>Yes!</i>

249
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,911
Oh!

250
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,244
Come
up!

251
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,003
Okay!

252
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,266
Oh
shit!

253
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,936
Oh
what?!

254
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,612
Jesus!

255
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,828
It looks like Elvis
may live another day.

256
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,253
Do you really think that the man who...
the mask has stolen his...

257
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,420
...real address on one
participation form.

258
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,933
Let's
hope.

259
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,402
Your attention
please.

260
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,193
<i>This is an announcement
for train 735...</i>

261
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,035
<i>...to San Antonio,
Baton Rouge and Tacoma</i>

262
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,368
<i>This train has approx
one hour delay</i>

263
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,457
<i>Please stay
in the station</i>

264
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:12,131
<i>for further communications.
All passengers board...</i>

265
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:51,291
Once upon a time there was one
gloomy midnight...

266
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,294
while I am weak and
thought wearily.

267
00:22:55,541 --> 00:23:00,588
There was a tapping, a soft tapping on my bedroom door.

268
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,218
Little lady...

269
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,178
You better get out of here...

270
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,600
before I get the big one
point a gun at you.

271
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,766
Honey, your weapon
doesn't work for me.

272
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,609
Now, where...

273
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,395
...is the mask?

274
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,444
I don't have it.

275
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,743
Wrong answer!

276
00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,631
Hmm.

277
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,179
He tells the truth.

278
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,804
Oh well.

279
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,883
Okay, Elvis.

280
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,302
Let's see if
this is where you really live.

281
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,973
I'm ready for you.

282
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,567
Hello?

283
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,288
Oh.

284
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,227
You do indeed have your address
placed on the registration form.

285
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,561
You certainly won't
win thief competitions.

286
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,413
None of you will be.

287
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:36,665
If I were an ancient Apache Warrior mask, where would I hide?

288
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,294
I know...

289
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:42,799
...the couch!

290
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,756
Eh!

291
00:25:58,807 --> 00:25:59,808
<i>Hello ?</i>

292
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:00,980
<i>Is anyone home?</i>

293
00:26:00,981 --> 00:26:02,148
Who are you?

294
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,025
I'm the girl next door.

295
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,570
Of course you are.

296
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,200
Can I come in?

297
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,110
No. No. Go away.

298
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,613
That's okay
kind of you.

299
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,039
That's because I
am not your neighbor.

300
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,537
You know, I'm still here
never been before.

301
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,871
Oh, nice light.

302
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:21,129
Ha.

303
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,376
Come on, a cute girl comes in here and wants to chat with you and you tell her to leave?

304
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,589
What are you gay or something?

305
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,174
No, I'm not gay.

306
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,014
It's okay if you
that you are. It's cool.

307
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,678
I'm old enough
to be your father...

308
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,435
...your really cool uncle.

309
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,598
No, you're right.

310
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:36,686
You could be my father.

311
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,056
It could be an accident
have been, you know.

312
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:41,233
Unplanned, high school,
maybe after prom.

313
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:42,817
What?

314
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,812
What are you even doing here?

315
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:45,896
Oh, sugar.

316
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,068
I have a cup
necessary. Do you have one?

317
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:47,902
Serious?

318
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,151
No... they are
not the fifties.

319
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,494
Maybe am
you're too old for me.

320
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,578
See you at uncle's.

321
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,572
Hey, if you need anything
you have, I'm next door.

322
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,855
Give me the mask.

323
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:30,107
I don't have it!

324
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,657
Give me the mask...

325
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,488
...or I'll kill your neighbor.

326
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,749
She's not my neighbor
I don't even live here.

327
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:39,913
Oh!!

328
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,209
That hurts!

329
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,128
Ugh!

330
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,251
So that's what it feels like.

331
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,215
Nice punch.

332
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:48,588
Nice snack.

333
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:01,313
I'll tell you
ask once.

334
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,399
Where's the mask?

335
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:05,851
Who are you?

336
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,737
I'm the cowboy.

337
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,074
That was clear.

338
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,371
And I can shoot the whiskers off your chin from 50 yards.

339
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,616
That would be pretty weird.

340
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,126
Don't you think the
agent behind you?

341
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,586
might have there
anything to say about it?

342
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,708
Look behind you?

343
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,959
I can't believe it
that he really fell for it!

344
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,085
Which is your car?

345
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,128
I don't have a car!

346
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:33,970
What do you mean by
that you don't have a car?

347
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:34,842
Don't know.
How do you make ends meet?

348
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,306
Luckily I have a cool uncle.

349
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:37,887
How did you get here?
came? I walked!

350
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:39,009
You walked? Yes.

351
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,473
Of which? Somewhere in between here...

352
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,308
What? ...and it
Indian Reservation.

353
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,897
Even the colonists
used horses!

354
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,358
Believe me, if I had a horse, I would have used it.

355
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,852
Hey, I got that one
guy seen before.

356
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,061
Outside the casino.

357
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,147
Oh!

358
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,041
To wait!

359
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,497
What's going on?

360
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,873
We're running for our lives.

361
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,622
Is there a specific reason Cowboys are trying to kill you?

362
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:09,589
And Indians!

363
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,671
Cowboys and Indians
trying to kill you?

364
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,544
What's up with the
hand with this mask?

365
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,297
It's an old one
Apache warrior mask.

366
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,047
A what?

367
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,094
It's a long story.

368
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,141
Well, give me then
the shortened version.

369
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:25,522
Happily in love...
Bad luck with cards, bitch.

370
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:26,765
Straight to the 10!

371
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:27,937
Hail to the Queen!

372
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,230
We are going to greet the king.

373
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,398
Where's the mask?

374
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:33,488
Eh!

375
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,247
It's a long story.

376
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:43,908
Well, give me then
the shortened version.

377
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:45,451
And here we are!

378
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:46,623
Wow!

379
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,667
You know you should probably call the sheriff and tell him what's going on.

380
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,298
Sheriffs.

381
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:52,712
Sheriff's as in plural.

382
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:55,461
Yes, and they are both corrupt.

383
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,259
The chef has one.

384
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,517
And the Rancher is
owner of the other.

385
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,938
Sweet.

386
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,649
So it seems
that I'm stuck with you

387
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,727
until I find this mask: I'm the girl next door.

388
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,354
My name is Cindy by the way.

389
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,772
I don't live...

390
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,232
...never mind, I'm John.

391
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,274
Cool!

392
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,400
I always have one
Uncle John wanted.

393
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,257
You have the right to remain silent.

394
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,338
Two perfect kills
shots through the windshield.

395
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,802
Theories?

396
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,558
Don't know.

397
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,513
These Indians are one
bit far from the reserve.

398
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,273
Indians.

399
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:55,320
What?

400
00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:57,607
They are now happy
Called Native Americans.

401
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,157
Whatever.

402
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,449
So what are
two... ...Indians...

403
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:05,451
...away from the casino?

404
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,415
In such a crappy car?

405
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,080
Besides getting killed?

406
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,458
The car also has
out-of-state license plates.

407
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:16,796
Hmm.

408
00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:19,795
What you have?

409
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:30,685
The car...

410
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,188
Belongs to a John Smith.

411
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,319
Having two Indians
the car was stolen...

412
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,359
...of a man
named John Smith?

413
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,704
Well, that's irony for you.

414
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,247
I already told you...

415
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,627
...we can do the
don't call sheriffs.

416
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,087
I'm not calling the sheriff.

417
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,456
From the sheriff!

418
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:57,882
Who do you call then?

419
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:58,792
Nobody.

420
00:31:58,959 --> 00:31:59,676
Oh, I see...

421
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,261
...you'll be like
being my crazy uncle.

422
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,630
You'll be crazy Uncle John.

423
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,006
When I got to the apartment
next to yours was...

424
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,178
I told you we were neighbors.

425
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,641
We're not... It doesn't matter.

426
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:10,604
While I was in that apartment, I noticed that there were some portrait photos on the wall of the other Elvises.

427
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:15,358
Now I'm willing to bet that in this small town, there aren't too many Takashi Toshiros.

428
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:17,398
I thought you said you
was a terrible gambler.

429
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,364
No, I only have
lost at slots, poker...

430
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,240
...and love.

431
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,526
You would think that in a
era of mobile phones...

432
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,528
...the telephone booth would be a terrible one
died dead and yet...

433
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:30,081
...some remain, fighting against fate...

434
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,579
...marking a...

435
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,205
simpler time.

436
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,578
That's nice.

437
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,671
Now give me the mask!

438
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,006
Dwarf Elvis!

439
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,418
Little person, bitch!

440
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,503
Oh, you said he had one there
a bit touchy about laundry.

441
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,130
Very sensitive.

442
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,383
Now give me the mask,
or I'll shoot your balls off!

443
00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,893
She has no balls... you do
no balls... she has no balls.

444
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,728
I'm not messing around!

445
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:52,892
Look man, I don't have it!

446
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,476
He doesn't! I would
know, he is my neighbor.

447
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:55,603
I'm not...

448
00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,442
Why thinks
anyone that I have it?

449
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:59,023
Because you stole it.

450
00:32:59,144 --> 00:32:59,940
I didn't!

451
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,198
Last chance.

452
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,568
What do you think the cop behind you is going to say about it?

453
00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:08,115
Do you think I'm stupid?

454
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,530
I'm not falling for that!

455
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:10,746
Everthing okay?

456
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:14,664
Yes, everything is fine.

457
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,495
Because I'm just there
hate...

458
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,872
...as people a small
make fun of people.

459
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:24,294
No, listen officer, we weren't making fun of a little person, we're just asking for directions. Real.

460
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,303
Right? Yes yes.

461
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,630
Have a nice day.

462
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,556
Right. Thank you, Deputy.

463
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:40,440
It seems that
Elvis died in the toilet.

464
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,153
Yes. Again.

465
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,606
I don't think he's dead.

466
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,110
Which one?

467
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,202
Which what?

468
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,325
Which Elvis is alive
do you still think?

469
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:52,785
The real one, or that guy?

470
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:54,616
Both.

471
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:55,663
Both'?

472
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:57,206
Real?

473
00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:00,460
Everyone knows that the king faked his death to escape the colonel...

474
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:02,958
...live a normal life,
live happily ever after.

475
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:06,503
However, that guy is an impersonator.

476
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,222
No shit.

477
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,763
No, actually I am
I'm afraid so.

478
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,807
H g Don't start with the toilet humor. Okay.

479
00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:15,975
Too late.

480
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,893
So Sheriff...

481
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:21,188
...you've decided
in your expertise...

482
00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,816
...that the dead man here
not the real Elvis...

483
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,863
...but sooner
an Elvis impersonator.

484
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:33,572
No, Sheriff, I have determined based on my expertise that the dead man is not a real Elvis impersonator, you can tell by the boots.

485
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,960
Any true Elvis lover would know that the king would never be found dead in there.

486
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:39,790
No pun intended.

487
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:42,334
Hmm. Elvis impersonator...

488
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,041
imitator.

489
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,096
John Smith.

490
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:53,008
The owner of the car
with the dead Indians.

491
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,259
Indians.

492
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:59,894
So what do two dead Native Americans and a dead Elvis impersonator have in common?

493
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,059
John Smith. John Smith.

494
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:09,111
So this is the luxury estate
of the Asian Elvis, huh?

495
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,069
I think it's mimicking
of Elvis doesn't pay that well.

496
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,703
So what's your plan?

497
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:14,784
My plan?

498
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,081
I wanted to go in and demand that he give me the mask.

499
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,708
That is nowadays
a popular plan.

500
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,536
Simple and sweet.

501
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:21,916
I like it.

502
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,666
Very popular plan.

503
00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,551
Maybe it's the
girls day off?

504
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,187
Of course I hate it
to own this place.

505
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,144
That's why I rent!

506
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,102
Hi!

507
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,146
And here I thought I
had to come after you.

508
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,819
We ahh, we have
didn't see you there.

509
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,737
Because Asians
be sneaky, right?

510
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:50,107
Just to start
with the stereotypes.

511
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:50,982
What?

512
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,529
Give me the mask!

513
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:53,985
Hey, that was your line.

514
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,989
Look, like I'm telling everyone: I don't have it!

515
00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:00,333
First you steal the mask and then you kill Alan.

516
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,167
Alan?

517
00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,285
<i>Gay Elvis.</i>

518
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,206
Gay Elvis?

519
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,706
Murdered in the bathroom
of a train station.

520
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,334
They hunt down all the Elvis's trying to find the mask.

521
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:12,258
Heard on my police scanner that he had several
was shot in the toilet.

522
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,634
Do you have a police scanner?

523
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:14,722
Of course I do.

524
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,887
Because I'm Asian, I have to
are good with technology, right?

525
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:17,512
What?

526
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,183
Let me guess, you think every Asian knows karate, I bet computers do too.

527
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:26,901
And I guess I got really good grades in school, studying every night, while working at my parents' dry cleaners on weekends.

528
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,525
Well, in my case it is
that's just not true.

529
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,648
Except for the karate part.

530
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:32,778
Hey ah!

531
00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:38,572
Nobody's chasing this Elvis, you generic European hybrid.

532
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,037
And who should you be?

533
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,123
The girl next door?

534
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:45,624
Precisely.

535
00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:46,921
Well, little girl.

536
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,549
Tell me where the mask is or I'll open a can of whoop-ass for you too.

537
00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,510
I don't know where the mask is,
I've never seen the mask.

538
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,012
I guess you're thinking
that I wouldn't hit a girl.

539
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:56,305
Hey ah!

540
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,886
Wrong again!

541
00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,263
Oh, oh.

542
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,102
I can't believe that
you just did that.

543
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,184
I know...

544
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,306
I'm breaking through today
just every stereotype!

545
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,776
Your little white man's brain
man must be ready to explode.

546
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,394
You really are one
bastard, aren't you!

547
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,858
You need one
to know one.

548
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,822
Did you really just say that?

549
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:14,189
Yes I did.

550
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:19,283
Now give me the mask! Oh!

551
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,665
Yes!

552
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:32,500
Look behind you.

553
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,842
Look behind me?

554
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,714
Think of the little girl stereotype: Asians are smart.

555
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,390
Not stupid!

556
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,607
I'm here for the mask.

557
00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,278
Shocking.

558
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,574
You better
pray you're not Elvis.

559
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,989
No no, I'm a Smith.

560
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,208
John Smith?

561
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,289
Yes!

562
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:08,836
Aren't you dead?

563
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,705
I don't think so.

564
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,629
Wait wait. You are a...

565
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,251
you are the Indian.

566
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,423
Do I look like
I am from India?

567
00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:21,182
I meant uhh...
Native American.

568
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,634
Do I look like I'm working...

569
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:23,931
...at Seven Eleven?

570
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,141
Wait wait! That's too
a bit racist, isn't it!

571
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:27,980
Suppose you think...

572
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,191
is this a tomahawk?

573
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,027
I wanted to say axe,
but now that you mention it.

574
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,772
And what? I'm going to you
scalping, is that it?

575
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,074
No, it would be racially insensitive
be mine to think so!

576
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,363
Fine.

577
00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:41,490
You're not like that
stupid as you look.

578
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,620
Thank you.

579
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,783
But unfortunately for you...

580
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,751
...it's a tomahawk.

581
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,670
And this Indian...

582
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:51,788
Help!

583
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,170
...is going to scalp you!

584
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,471
Should've looked behind you.

585
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:02,639
Come let's go.

586
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,100
Never argue with a woman.

587
00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,933
Look behind you! What am
does that make you three for three?

588
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:08,930
Four for four.

589
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,565
But let's be honest: three out of four times there was actually someone behind them.

590
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,060
Okay, come on, come on.

591
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,363
That was my first tomahawking, what about you?

592
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:22,777
I changed my mind.

593
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,446
I think we have the
have to call the sheriff.

594
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,949
The mask is one
worth million dollars.

595
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,909
Maybe the
sheriff just wait a little longer.

596
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,753
Even the girl next door is not immune to greed.

597
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:34,664
Well, I got it
my uncle took over.

598
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,086
Hi...

599
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,463
...there's that guy again.

600
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,384
<i>Which guest?</i>

601
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,170
That guy from the casino!

602
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,174
Hey you!

603
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,255
Johan, wait!

604
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:43,597
I want to talk to you for a moment.

605
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:44,682
What?

606
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:45,763
Who are you?

607
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,434
Dude, what's up
your face happened?

608
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:51,022
I just got beat up by an Asian Elvis, but that's not important right now.

609
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,893
Really, I saw you outside the casino. What's your deal?

610
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:58,192
Dude, unless you also want to get beat up by a student, I would walk away right now.

611
00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:01,783
No, I'm not going anywhere man, until you tell me why you're following us.

612
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,155
Okay.

613
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:05,950
Oh!

614
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,626
Oh!! Eh!

615
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,461
Stick to the fighting
to Elvish, you idiot.

616
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:14,537
Hey!

617
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,711
Stop it! Get away from him!

618
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,420
What! He asked for it!

619
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,380
I can't believe it!

620
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,136
The men of the
Chief was right!

621
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,381
He actually just got one
beer can crushed on my head.

622
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:25,840
Just go away!

623
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,722
I would go to the lady
Listen if I were you, boy.

624
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,022
Yes sir!

625
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,811
You look good.

626
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,236
Thank you.

627
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,606
You have my nose
Broken, you son of a bitch.

628
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,608
I know how you feel.

629
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:48,409
Are there Hispanics in this city, because right now that's the only ethnicity <i>I'm not impressed with yet.</i>

630
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,074
Someone wants to talk to you.

631
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,287
Ah!

632
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,251
I can't imagine
what that's about.

633
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,496
I already have today
two Injuns murdered.

634
00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,304
Make sure I
won't kill you either.

635
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,703
I want the mask.

636
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:34,917
Well that's refreshing, usually people say "give me the mask", you went with "I want" the mask.

637
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,622
Do you know who I am?

638
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,331
You are the Rancher.

639
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:43,335
Yeah, I thought I had the
Rancher would also guess.

640
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:46,929
I own this city.

641
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,551
Several others just like it,
most of the country in between.

642
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:55,980
The government says I can't own the Indian reservation, but that doesn't matter, it's worthless anyway until the...

643
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,267
...Chief has his
casino built.

644
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:02,399
See that whether you are rich or poor, we all have problems.

645
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,731
It was very nice meeting you
meet. Very enlightening.

646
00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:06,407
Uncle John, I think it is
it's time to shut up now.

647
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,568
That's one
smart girl.

648
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,783
I would go to her
listen if I were you.

649
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,328
Continue.

650
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,002
This...

651
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:22,007
Warrior Mask is where the
Apache get all their power.

652
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,796
Then it
was lost in...

653
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:29,805
In the battle with the American Calvalry they were defeated and forced to live as drunkards on the reservation.

654
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,636
Then it
was found...

655
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:35,766
they became powerful again and built their casino.

656
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:39,144
Interestingly enough, I have
heard this story before.

657
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,562
From the
Indians...

658
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,111
Not with your colorful ones
descriptions added.

659
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,609
But I bet you do
best part don't know.

660
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,821
Making the Apache
no warrior masks.

661
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,615
Hopi
yes.

662
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:52,661
Hopi?

663
00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:54,705
Hopi. It's one
different tribe.

664
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:55,823
There aren't any
much more.

665
00:42:55,990 --> 00:43:00,912
This means that the Chief's tribe originally stole the mask from another tribe.

666
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,543
And now we go,
just like all good ones

667
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,504
European white men,
take over from them.

668
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,751
Greed.

669
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,132
What?

670
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,295
Nothing.

671
00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:11,635
Don't have any now
pity the savages.

672
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,971
They will kill for
to get that mask.

673
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:18,021
When they lost it the first time, they killed the entire family to get it back.

674
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,657
Be careful, it
is very old.

675
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:32,739
Just
so.

676
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,236
How did you
found it'?

677
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:38,367
His new boss sent him out to look for old war artifacts and he finds this.

678
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:42,955
Okay. Let's
finishing it.

679
00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:31,131
That family
worked for me.

680
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:34,222
Mother, father, little one
boy, all killed.

681
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:37,300
Except an old Indian
woman, kind of...

682
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,390
code of
the savages.

683
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,054
: They
lives.

684
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,347
: Only the white one
man dies today.

685
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,975
That is
terrible.

686
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,236
Um, so what did you say again
that the father found the mask?

687
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,654
What makes
it out?

688
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,942
He found it, they killed
him, the Chief got it!

689
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:57,824
Without that mask, the entire tribe would still have to be rooting for me if they weren't too drunk.

690
00:44:57,945 --> 00:44:59,697
to get rid of that stench
make a reservation...

691
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,369
But instead
of that...

692
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:05,165
they built a casino and now make even more money than me.

693
00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:08,756
So you hired the Elvises to...
steal the mask for yourself.

694
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:11,797
You exploit all weaknesses
that our enemy has.

695
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,878
That casino
is a fortress.

696
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:19,426
Only Apache warriors and Elvis impersonators are allowed into the Chief's Inner Shrine.

697
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,428
So what
happened?

698
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,680
I know
it's not.

699
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:27,104
But that's why I have
I'm your Uncle John here.

700
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,278
So, Captain
Smith, you and...

701
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,988
Pocahontas has until tomorrow
to get the mask for me.

702
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,573
Or I'm going to cut off your head and hang it.

703
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,826
next to all the other animals on my wall.

704
00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:41,531
Do we understand each other?

705
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:43,657
And go.

706
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,499
Ach!

707
00:45:58,464 --> 00:45:59,841
We'll be right back where we started.

708
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:05,930
He only threatened to cut off our heads. Technically, he only threatened to cut off my head.

709
00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:07,356
<i>Well greetings, me
feel so much better.</i>

710
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,316
I won't be killed on a technicality.

711
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:13,195
If it makes you feel better, there are plenty of other people willing to kill you today.

712
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,984
So how are we going to find this mask?

713
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,401
All we know is that an Elvis has it.

714
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,322
That's all we need to know.

715
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,825
There were five Elvises.

716
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:25,040
<i>One of them stole the meek
and betrayed the others...</i>

717
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:29,749
<i>If you ignore me,
then only four remain.</i>

718
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:31,672
<i>Dwarf Elvis...</i>

719
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,257
<i>I mean little person Elvis...</i>

720
00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:34,921
<i>...came to see me
looking for the mask.</i>

721
00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,339
<i>So we know it wasn't him.</i>

722
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:40,924
<i>Takashi aka Asian Elvis, also demanded the mask as soon as he saw us.</i>

723
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,516
<i>So it couldn't be him either.</i>

724
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:46,513
<i>And before he got a tomahawk in the back, Takashi told us that Alan..</i>

725
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:48,056
<i>. aka, Gay Elvis..</i>

726
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,682
<i>.</i>

727
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:55,571
<i>was murdered at the train station. Which leaves only the winner of the contest itself, Elvis...</i>

728
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:56,940
Elvis.

729
00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:58,358
Your neighbor.

730
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:00,322
But I thought that
you were my neighbor.

731
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,032
I'm your uncle.

732
00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,993
I'm talking about your real neighbor.
So where is this Elvis-Elvis?

733
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:48,245
<i>So if I have a
Elvis impersonator would be...</i>

734
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:53,913
contest winner who just stole an ancient Apache warrior mask Where would I be worth one million dollars?

735
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:54,997
Hopi.

736
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:56,123
What?

737
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,750
Ancient Hopi warrior mask.

738
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,089
Right.

739
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,586
<i>I have an idea.</i>

740
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,426
Do you still think we
shouldn't call the sheriff?

741
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,975
No, we have to find the mask, save our heads, get rich and live happily ever after.

742
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,180
Hmm.

743
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,763
It's me there
completely agree.

744
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,018
Dwarf Elvis!

745
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,691
Little person, you bastard!

746
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:14,608
Sorry.

747
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,148
I knew you bitches would
return to the scene of the crime.

748
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,236
About which one
crime does he have it?

749
00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:20,322
Don't know. There are so many
I've lost the overview.

750
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:22,783
It's just a figure of speech, asshole!

751
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,073
I meant you finally
went back home.

752
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,822
I don't live here.
She lives next door.

753
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:28,994
Thank you.

754
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,919
You're a sick, crazy person
motherfucker, you know that.

755
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,501
All our photos to your
sticking to wall...

756
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,169
...jerk off at night!

757
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:39,754
What? That's pretty sick.

758
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:42,340
It wasn't good enough
just to steal the mask.

759
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:46,178
No, you had your perverted fantasies
go wild and kill us all.

760
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:48,601
There you go
from, right?

761
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,511
What the hell are you talking about?

762
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,438
First you kill Gay Elvis...

763
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:54,899
in a bathroom stall
no less!

764
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,604
Then you kill Asina Elvis...

765
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:58,519
by an axe
to stab his back!

766
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,443
Hey wait. It was none
axe, it was a tomahawk.

767
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:02,861
Apparently there is a difference.

768
00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,405
And now you want to try
to kill me.

769
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:06,869
Well, wiping ass...

770
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,613
It's not going to happen!

771
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:12,082
Excuse me, in Uncle John's defense, he didn't kill any of those people.

772
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,961
The Indian... I thought.

773
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,663
Uncle Jan?

774
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,710
So now you're screwing your niece?

775
00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:22,005
Damn! You are
a perverted bastard!

776
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,549
No no. It's not like that
that. She's my neighbor.

777
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,843
Not really my neighbor...

778
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:30,514
Now tell me where the mask is before I cut you both to my size!

779
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,483
Yes, tell us
where the mask is.

780
00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:39,984
Nice outfit.

781
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,194
Thank you.

782
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,939
Who the hell are you?

783
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:48,361
It's a visitor I killed who knocked on my room door.

784
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,659
This is it, and nothing more.

785
00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:51,910
Edgar Allen Poe?

786
00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,032
A learned man.

787
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:57,461
Then you're smart enough to know who walks out here with that duffel bag.

788
00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,338
Did you just threaten me?

789
00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,343
Because bitch, this one
dwarf will ruin you!

790
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:05,256
Ah, little person.

791
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:05,962
Whatever!

792
00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:08,089
Oh, I have one of those
bit enough of it.

793
00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:14,644
Ahhh!

794
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,027
Eh!

795
00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,377
Hmm.

796
00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:47,882
How many murderers
have them in this city!

797
00:50:48,003 --> 00:50:48,925
Oh!

798
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,340
Ouch!

799
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,556
That looks like it hurts.

800
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,637
John Smith, I assume.

801
00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,439
Yes.

802
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,525
Well, we heard
just gunshots.

803
00:51:02,101 --> 00:51:03,353
We're going to look for another one...

804
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:04,941
body there?

805
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,481
Probably.

806
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:07,697
Imagine that.

807
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,193
We follow the address written
on the hand of a dead Indian...

808
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:11,326
Indian.

809
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:14,830
Native American, lying in a
pool of blood next to another dead man...

810
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:16,949
Native American in a car...

811
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,166
registered with you.

812
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:24,248
And we find your credit card lying on the body of a dead Elvis impersonator impersonator in a train station bathroom.

813
00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:25,625
And now you are here.

814
00:51:25,874 --> 00:51:27,217
I didn't kill anyone.

815
00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:28,051
Who said you did that?

816
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,420
So, ah, upstairs...

817
00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:31,846
Are we going to find a dead Elvis...

818
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:32,882
or dead Indian.

819
00:51:33,007 --> 00:51:34,054
Indian.

820
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,096
Whatever.

821
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,437
Probably an Elvis.

822
00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:42,233
Oh! I'm telling you, Je
you got the wrong man.

823
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:45,065
Someone else.

824
00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,814
I like that, someone else.

825
00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:49,982
What about it
girl you were with?

826
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:54,073
No, you don't want her either, she doesn't know anything, she's just the girl next door.

827
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,538
Next to the apartment of which
you say you don't live there.

828
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:57,581
Right.

829
00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:01,828
Okay, Mr. Smith, we'll keep it
you're stuck in this car for twelve hours...

830
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,374
Make it
24 of.

831
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:05,206
24
o'clock!

832
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,667
We'll see if there is any more
more dead people turn up.

833
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,885
That works for me
not working. Okay!

834
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:12,972
There goes the next 12
a lot happens within 24 hours.

835
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,553
Sorry about jail
disrupts your busy schedule.

836
00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,978
You can always tell us what's going on and speed up the process.

837
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:27,645
Native Americans, Cowboys, Elvis impersonators and blonde women are all trying to kill me.

838
00:52:27,770 --> 00:52:29,443
A specific one
reason?

839
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:30,530
They find it
don't like me?

840
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,696
We're going to give you a small one
let's in on a secret, John.

841
00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:34,827
We find you
not nice either.

842
00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:36,449
Until
tomorrow morning.

843
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:42,292
None of the colonists liked it
also from the real John Smith.

844
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,749
The Indians
neither.

845
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,464
But they had him
all necessary for survival.

846
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,083
They tried him
also to kill.

847
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:50,797
You have mine
wallet stolen.

848
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:53,132
Yes. But there was
no money in.

849
00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,470
What are you doing?
here actually?

850
00:52:54,588 --> 00:52:55,840
Request.

851
00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,090
Are you a
prostitute?

852
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,597
Yes, John. I
am a prostitute.

853
00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:02,563
So what's up with the
hand with the mask?

854
00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:03,597
You know where it is?

855
00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:05,440
You too? How do you know about it?

856
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,272
John likes to talk
during sex.

857
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:08,815
We didn't have sex.

858
00:53:09,228 --> 00:53:10,195
Not you...

859
00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:11,821
Heey, heey!

860
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:13,737
I did a man
called the Cowboy.

861
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,109
Dizzy, dizzy!

862
00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,653
The Elvises have it
Chief's mask stolen.

863
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,782
Gaw dang it Mo, I got the one
little busy, you can't see it!

864
00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,283
They didn't report.

865
00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:24,285
The Rancher asks for you.

866
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,500
'Oh damn,
why didn't you say that?

867
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:28,043
Um.

868
00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:30,461
That's it?

869
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:32,543
I need some
Elvish go searching.

870
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:35,633
Pay the maid.

871
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,177
A few minutes later it came
the sheriff and arrested me.

872
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:39,474
At least someone came.

873
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,226
You would have a better time
have had with me.

874
00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,808
I like girls, John.

875
00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,140
So what's up
your face happened?

876
00:53:46,265 --> 00:53:48,188
The last time I saw you
saw, you weren't so ugly.

877
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,901
There are many bad ones
people out there.

878
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,645
There are a few here too.

879
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:53,151
Aren't you a murderer?

880
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:54,280
That's funny.

881
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:57,656
You know they found my credit card that you stole at one of the crime scenes.

882
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,112
I'll make a deal with you.

883
00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:01,530
I'll go with the sheriff
talk and send you away...

884
00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:02,739
no pun intended...

885
00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:05,250
If you tell me
where the mask is.

886
00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:11,169
Looks like you and I will be spending the night together after all, because right now I have no idea where that mask is.

887
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:13,088
You participated in
that Elvis match.

888
00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:16,174
You played poker with those guys, I know you know something.

889
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,755
Good night my dear love.

890
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:18,922
Gentlemen!

891
00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:44,282
<i>I woke up with one
not too bad a feeling.</i>

892
00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:46,166
<i>It is true that I
was in prison.</i>

893
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,502
<i>A whole group of people
tried to kill me.</i>

894
00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:53,002
<i>But somehow I had the feeling
that today would be better than yesterday.</i>

895
00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:55,426
Rise and shine, Mr. Smith!

896
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,759
Or maybe not.

897
00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:59,592
The girl next door has
paid your deposit.

898
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,095
Don't I have to go somewhere first?
be accused of?

899
00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,385
I would stop talking
If I were you, we'd set you free.

900
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,762
It's called bribery.

901
00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:08,184
Is there anything new that you can tell us?
want to tell you this morning, John?

902
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:13,193
I couldn't get fucked by a prostitute, you know what that does to a man's ego?

903
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,859
I can give you something this morning
tell news, sheriff.

904
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,071
I listen.

905
00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:20,405
Will it get me out of here?

906
00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,829
Depends on what
you tell us, dear.

907
00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:29,702
The Chief's old Apache warrior mask was stolen by a bunch of Elvis impersonators.

908
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,461
And he knows where it is.

909
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,380
I do
not! Real?

910
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:35,715
The sheriff is
entered.

911
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,802
Sheriff Hutchins. What
there is a substitute.

912
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:45,259
There is a car with
breakdown along Highway 18.

913
00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:46,556
Not
registered.

914
00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:48,312
No trace of it
the driver.

915
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,522
There is a cut water hose and a bone-dry radiator.

916
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:57,522
Who goes into the desert without one?
check his water level?

917
00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,694
Everything that is in it
vehicle is located, dear.

918
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:03,402
The only thing is
an Elvis trophy.

919
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:04,661
<i>Say it
again.</i>

920
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:08,999
An Elvis Impersonation competition trophy
for first place.

921
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,329
Best
pretty cool.

922
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,670
Keep me on the
height. Hutchin is out.

923
00:56:13,829 --> 00:56:14,921
I got it
you told.

924
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,457
Let's go,
Mr. Smith.

925
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,504
Hey, what's up
it with me?

926
00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:21,420
When I come back, I'll let you blow me and we'll talk about it.

927
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:22,387
Wow...

928
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:25,265
you certainly know how to warm a girl
and can give you a fuzzy feeling inside.

929
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,804
Goodbye
my love.

930
00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:04,213
Thanks for having me
took it out of there.

931
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,555
Wasn't
cheap.

932
00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:07,891
But I didn't want one
having a jailer for an uncle.

933
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:09,134
What would the others
children say?

934
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:12,558
Hmm, thank you, I owe you.

935
00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:13,938
So what is
the plan?

936
00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:16,108
Is there one?
plans?

937
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,518
I hope
it.

938
00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,861
I mean, the Rancher has the
hired Elvish to steal the mask.

939
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,939
And the head that Elvis has over the
other Elvises turned around.

940
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,778
Framed you and then it
brought a mask for himself.

941
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,859
He'll probably try
to sell to the highest bidder.

942
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,911
So guess where
you think he is?

943
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:29,576
That is the question of one
million dollars, right?

944
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:30,538
Literal.

945
00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:31,957
However, you said that
you had an idea.

946
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,872
I have an idea.
Did I do that?

947
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:37,538
Yeah, that was the last thought you said to me before blonde assassins started killing dwarf Elvises.

948
00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:38,915
Little person
Elvish.

949
00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:40,048
What
whatsoever.

950
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,213
Him
again.

951
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,928
Stop. Think about what's going on
happened last time.

952
00:57:48,048 --> 00:57:49,015
I will be there
to take care of.

953
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,142
Women.

954
00:57:56,056 --> 00:57:57,649
Wise men
say...

955
00:57:57,933 --> 00:58:00,402
only fools
fall in love.

956
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,401
They are not fools who fall in love,
they are fools who rush in.

957
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,862
Oh, you're going to correct me now
to my Elvis lyrics.

958
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,576
Yes. Does she have you?
not just paid off?

959
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:08,615
Ouch
hey!

960
00:58:08,694 --> 00:58:10,822
Bribery is against
the law, Mr. Smith.

961
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,869
We call this
consultancy costs.

962
00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:15,538
You know this is her
boyfriend, right?

963
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:16,789
That's her
boyfriend?

964
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:19,163
Ex-boyfriend, thank you very much.

965
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,539
Are we
ready?

966
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,213
Where to go
we going?

967
00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,169
You're going to help us
to find that mask...

968
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,255
...because I hear that
it's worth a lot of money.

969
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,597
That was none
part of the deal.

970
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,178
We'll change the deal.

971
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,055
I assume you don't
doesn't mind sitting in the back.

972
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,348
Do I have a choice?

973
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:37,188
I would put you two in the
could cause problems.

974
00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:39,603
Ooh... Tell me
to the Sheriffs.

975
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:41,776
Are you coming?

976
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,112
Sorry, don't worry.

977
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,701
Why is your ex-boyfriend following me?

978
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,198
He doesn't follow you.
He follows me.

979
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,489
But the sheriffs
don't want to do anything about it!

980
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,456
What was he doing in the casino?

981
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,624
That was before I met you
even met.

982
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,122
He has a gambling problem.

983
00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,335
That's why we are
broke up.

984
00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:03,381
She said she was high class, but that was just a lie.

985
00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:05,254
Look, I got the text correct.

986
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:06,634
You're a genius.

987
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:10,547
Where we going, Mr. Smith. We are looking for the
driver of the car your deputy found on Highway 18.

988
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,598
If he didn't die of heat stroke, he might only be in one place.

989
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,183
Am like this

990
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,931
back.

991
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,130
I think you better
can get here quickly.

992
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,158
There's a new one
player in the city.

993
01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:17,330
The angels.

994
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,629
.. .

995
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,217
..not half as happy in heaven, I got jealous of her and me. That was the reason, as all men know.

996
01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:36,808
.. .

997
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:38,677
<i>..in this kingdom by the sea...</i>

998
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:42,272
<i>...that the wind at night
came out of the cloud.</i>

999
01:00:43,014 --> 01:00:44,482
<i>Chilling... .</i>

1000
01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,356
<i>And kill...</i>

1001
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,645
...my Annabel Lee.

1002
01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,154
What?

1003
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:51,986
Wrong answer.

1004
01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:57,908
Oh!

1005
01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:13,470
What's so funny?

1006
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:37,694
Elvis has left the building.

1007
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:49,665
Because the moon never shines without making me dream of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

1008
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:50,790
What?

1009
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,459
Nice satellite phone.

1010
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,511
Cells don't work here.

1011
01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:55,761
Interesting.

1012
01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,719
Did you just call the rancher...

1013
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,349
...or the chef?

1014
01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:00,967
Both.

1015
01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,344
Real?

1016
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,643
I work for the Rancher, but
I owe the chef money.

1017
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,687
Both sides play.

1018
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:09,726
I like that.

1019
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,855
Well, give them one
message for me.

1020
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:17,780
<i>Look, we made it.</i>

1021
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,029
After how many hours
wrong turns'?

1022
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:21,534
Next time I'll drive.

1023
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:24,574
As if you could find a bus stop in the middle of the desert faster.

1024
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,119
I'm not taking you with me
to the best places?

1025
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,712
What happened to
dinner and a movie?

1026
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:29,962
Quiet.

1027
01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:33,129
It seems that
the cowboy is already there.

1028
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,794
Cowboy, he's the one
who shot at us.

1029
01:02:35,961 --> 01:02:37,178
Did he hit you?

1030
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:37,925
No.

1031
01:02:38,046 --> 01:02:38,922
Shame.

1032
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:45,929
It's the sheriffs!

1033
01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,689
Get out of there guys.

1034
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,113
Sheriffs.

1035
01:02:56,314 --> 01:02:57,861
What can we do for you?

1036
01:03:00,694 --> 01:03:03,243
We're here for it
the mask. Mo...

1037
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:11,496
Well, not all of us are.

1038
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:12,918
Elvis there?

1039
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,207
Elvis is dead.

1040
01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,631
Put down your weapons
and get off the bus!

1041
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,097
I told you we were the
Didn't kill Elvises.

1042
01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:21,968
Quiet!

1043
01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:25,010
Sheriff Covley, I understand
Rancher pays you very well.

1044
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:27,517
That's why I'm going to give you one
give small advice.

1045
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:32,559
You take the other sheriff there, get in your car and drive out of here.

1046
01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:34,231
'Until I tell you it is
it's okay to come back.

1047
01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:35,524
Yes, about that.

1048
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:36,737
See ah...

1049
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,781
...this mask looks...

1050
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,401
...quite valuable.

1051
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,658
We're going again
negotiate my contract.

1052
01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:46,285
He works for the chef.

1053
01:03:46,406 --> 01:03:50,123
We work for whoever is willing to pay us the most for that mask.

1054
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:52,416
Think of it as if there were two
new sheriffs are in town.

1055
01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,131
And they still are
greedier than the previous one.

1056
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,042
So oh...

1057
01:03:57,459 --> 01:04:00,133
...like that one
other sheriff said...

1058
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:02,923
...drop your weapons...

1059
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,762
...and get off the bus!

1060
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,100
Careful sheriff.

1061
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:09,430
I hear he's pretty good
can shoot well.

1062
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,606
I'm one too
quick hit.

1063
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,485
This city was not big
enough for both of them.

1064
01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,699
Either one.

1065
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:28,035
Hell, one of them.

1066
01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,294
John Smith!

1067
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,880
The Rancher gave you 24 hours to give us the

1068
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:21,297
Cowboys and Indians, just like old times.

1069
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:26,639
We both know how that turned out.

1070
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,300
We need to see who's on that bus.

1071
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:31,053
The situation is currently one
A bit unstable, don't you think?

1072
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:32,183
Precisely.

1073
01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:42,905
Oh!

1074
01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,580
Talking is cheap white man.

1075
01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,204
Just like before.

1076
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:55,535
Oh!

1077
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,061
Oh!  Oh!

1078
01:06:17,265 --> 01:06:19,734
It seems that you are difficult too
dead are like your namesake.

1079
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:23,363
John Smith was sentenced to death three times, twice by his own people!

1080
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,741
He was spared every time!

1081
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,119
Do you think you should be spared?

1082
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,827
Finish them off.
Let's get the mask.

1083
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,675
To wait!  To wait!
No!  No!  To wait!

1084
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:44,508
You can't kill him!

1085
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:45,585
Why not?

1086
01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:47,720
Just like Pocahontas
Aren't you eleven?

1087
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:50,348
'Cause if you want your mask,
you have to take him...

1088
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,137
...and the money.

1089
01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,310
Little twist on Pocahontas.

1090
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:55,553
She's right.

1091
01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:57,894
That's what it says on the bus.

1092
01:07:00,892 --> 01:07:02,769
You're making the right choice, chief.

1093
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:03,853
Thank you.

1094
01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:07,027
Where are we going then?

1095
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:08,900
Station
12.

1096
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,248
<i>Station 72 was an old one
western outpost...</i>

1097
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:17,333
<i>on the border of it
Reserve of the Chief.</i>

1098
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:22,126
<i>It was once Indian land, the site of a long-forgotten skirmish...</i>

1099
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,341
<i>...between the trunk and the
US Cavalry.</i>

1100
01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:26,251
<i>For peace
to keep...</i>

1101
01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:28,507
<i>no one was allowed to go there.</i>

1102
01:07:28,836 --> 01:07:31,965
Thanks for not me
you've killed before, by the way.

1103
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,888
There you can
girl next door for thanking.

1104
01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:36,803
Thanks
for that.

1105
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:39,143
The Rancher wants
kill him too.

1106
01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:42,104
Maybe the Rancher
not that bad after all.

1107
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:46,733
Being Native American, doesn't it pull at your soul, Knowing that everyone wants me dead?

1108
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:47,609
Indian.

1109
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:48,902
Excuse me?

1110
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:50,032
I am Indian.

1111
01:07:50,149 --> 01:07:51,742
I thought you were all Native
wanted to be called American.

1112
01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:54,487
No, not an idiot.
I am from India.

1113
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:58,204
The Chief and his casino are equal opportunity employers.

1114
01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:01,419
Not everyone is one
racist white man like you.

1115
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,788
I didn't see that coming.

1116
01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,841
Well, we're here.

1117
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,773
Nice to have you there
could all be there.

1118
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,531
I bet you never thought
that you would be back here, Chief.

1119
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:34,652
I could kill him right now.

1120
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:36,620
And end this war
once and for all.

1121
01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,365
I wouldn't
advise if I were you.

1122
01:08:38,489 --> 01:08:40,082
I can shoot pretty well.

1123
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:42,494
So was the Cowboy.

1124
01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:48,333
You are in the
minority than Rancher.

1125
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:51,635
Not exactly.

1126
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:54,596
Where does that come from?

1127
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:55,510
I took over
from the sheriff.

1128
01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:58,718
Just like the Indian did.

1129
01:08:58,843 --> 01:08:59,890
Which Indian?

1130
01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:02,229
The one from India.

1131
01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:05,684
You don't have to do this.

1132
01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:06,900
Everything will be fine.

1133
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,110
I know it is.

1134
01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,529
You just have to choose
which side you're on, uncle.

1135
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,491
Pocahontas would be her father,
Chief Powhatan, never shoot.

1136
01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:15,155
The Chief is not my father.

1137
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,954
The Rancher does.

1138
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,282
That's my girl.

1139
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:25,128
No no no. You are
just the girl next door.

1140
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,336
You don't even live there.

1141
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,713
I don't live there either.

1142
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:31,134
So your ex-boyfriend
really followed me, huh?

1143
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,046
Of course he was.

1144
01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:37,424
How do you think I knew that?
you were in that apartment?

1145
01:09:37,548 --> 01:09:39,767
And neither the angels
in heaven above...

1146
01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:41,852
...nor the demons
under the sea...

1147
01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:44,431
...can my soul ever
to separate from the soul...

1148
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,438
...from the beautiful Annabel Lee.

1149
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,566
Now everyone lets go
the weapons fall.

1150
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:52,860
Or no one gets anything.

1151
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:56,659
You can do each other
kill them all later.

1152
01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:20,388
Good. I assume you guys
both took the money.

1153
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,014
A million dollars.

1154
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,313
A million dollars.

1155
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,821
How do we know you have
what you say you have?

1156
01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:34,314
I got it.

1157
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,198
So who are you going to sell it to?

1158
01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:39,327
Send John Smith
over here with all the money...

1159
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,325
...and then we'll see
which side wants it most.

1160
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:48,794
I have a better idea.

1161
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,750
Like I said...

1162
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,749
Give John Smith the money...

1163
01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:14,001
...and I will him
give the mask.

1164
01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:17,174
The rest of you...

1165
01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:19,089
...don't bother
to get up.

1166
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:45,528
Head against my wall.

1167
01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:47,621
I'm sorry, Johan.

1168
01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:51,288
Me, too.

1169
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,622
Why him?

1170
01:12:57,081 --> 01:13:02,341
Captain John Smith was friend and enemy of both Indians and white men.

1171
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:04,721
By both of them
sentenced to death.

1172
01:13:05,006 --> 01:13:06,724
Killed by neither.

1173
01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:08,934
I thought so
would be poetic.

1174
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,561
Are you serious?

1175
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,476
No.

1176
01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:46,590
You never dressed like that
when we were together.

1177
01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:48,432
You never have me
enough excited.

1178
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,721
Ouch.

1179
01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,307
Hello, Annabel.

1180
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:57,400
Hello, Lee.

1181
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:08,160
I thought you weren't interested
was into this kind of thing.

1182
01:14:08,319 --> 01:14:10,242
Especially being in love
to your doctor and all that.

1183
01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:12,748
Well, this is a lot of money.

1184
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,913
And she's not a doctor.

1185
01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:17,620
<i>Them?</i>

1186
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:21,086
Everything Elvis
is in that bag.

1187
01:14:30,174 --> 01:14:32,097
You once said that, ah...

1188
01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:35,521
...history would
be written without me in it.

1189
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,185
And I was right.

1190
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:39,434
Still, you could have me
tell you you were coming.

1191
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,773
But what fun
would that have been'?

1192
01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:44,113
You know how I feel about guns.

1193
01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:46,903
What you want.

1194
01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:49,777
What are you going to tell them?

1195
01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:52,033
Never again...

1196
01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:15,895
What are you waiting for?

1197
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,013
Nothing...

1198
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:19,812
...I just enjoy it
seeing you all in the mud.

1199
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:22,185
I'm going to kill you.

1200
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,853
Not if I kill him first.

1201
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,693
I've been dead before.

1202
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:31,069
<i>30 years ago Chief</i> Your men killed my entire family, right here.

1203
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:34,618
<i>The Rancher had sent them to a place where no one was allowed to go.</i>

1204
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:37,829
<i>The graveyard of a battle that took your
tribe fought with the American cavalry.</i>

1205
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:40,245
<i>Exactly like the
Rancher already suspected..</i>

1206
01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:43,418
<i>...my family found
the warrior mask.</i>

1207
01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,125
<i>And exactly like that
the farmer already suspected.</i>

1208
01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:50,217
<i>The Chief ordered them to be killed for breaking the peace and desecrating the land.</i>

1209
01:15:50,421 --> 01:15:53,049
My family had no idea
where they were sent.

1210
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:55,976
Or that they were pawns
in an age-old battle.

1211
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:58,054
You couldn't share
be part of that family.

1212
01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:00,181
The Indians have
killed them all.

1213
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:02,854
The Indians have
killed them all.

1214
01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:05,774
Except one
little boy.

1215
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:09,115
<i>Boy who was saved by
another Native American.</i>

1216
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,575
<i>My Farher's
Hopi guide.</i>

1217
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:16,489
Go to the highway
and wait there for me.

1218
01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:25,047
They were just
student archaeologists...

1219
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:28,759
...they had no idea that they
did your dirty work for you.

1220
01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,364
That is
my ride.

1221
01:16:54,735 --> 01:16:55,736
I have to
go.

1222
01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:00,870
Who
is that?

1223
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:05,504
Her!

1224
01:17:05,704 --> 01:17:08,127
We leave a present
for you at the back of the car.

1225
01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:13,008
Nice.

1226
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:24,641
True
my mask?

1227
01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:27,519
Your mask,
chief?

1228
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,361
Elvis has
it destroyed.

1229
01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:33,858
What?

1230
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:44,327
The mask
is gone.

1231
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:50,542
I threw it
off a cliff.

1232
01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:07,358
<i>I think he thought if he didn't get paid for it.</i>

1233
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:08,733
No one would
have to do that.

1234
01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,819
But don't feel
too bad, chief.

1235
01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:14,482
Then treats
Ranch this one.

1236
01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:18,160
The greedy white man
man ruined it...

1237
01:18:18,319 --> 01:18:20,572
...your chieftain
for a long time.

1238
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:23,707
You've been able to mess around a bit for the past 30 years.

1239
01:18:24,950 --> 01:18:26,122
You will now
just have to do it...

1240
01:18:26,243 --> 01:18:28,245
...without an antique one
Apache Warrior Mask.

1241
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:32,000
And I'll take the
another suitcase,

1242
01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:34,673
for what happened to my
family happened.

1243
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:38,882
This is still
not over.

1244
01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:43,265
Be
nice.

1245
01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:45,722
I would hate it
to have to come back here.

1246
01:19:03,322 --> 01:19:04,790
What's so
funny, chief?

1247
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,158
Greed.

1248
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,090
How about
with the money?

1249
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,516
And John
Smith, chief?

1250
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,520
There's still one there
million dollars in that house.

1251
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:54,540
<i>So basically it was the white man versus the white man versus the Indians.</i>

1252
01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:56,542
<i>opposite
the Indians.</i>

1253
01:19:57,751 --> 01:20:00,880
<i>The Elvises were there in it
casino to steal the mask.</i>

1254
01:20:01,171 --> 01:20:03,219
<i>Given the love of the
Chief for the King...</i>

1255
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,138
<i>...they even had one
got a private room...</i>

1256
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:07,478
<i>... down the hall,
across from the chief's office.</i>

1257
01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:09,351
That casino
is a fortress.

1258
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:15,565
Only Apache warriors and Elvis impersonators are allowed in the Chief's inner sanctum.

1259
01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,063
I need the room
little boy use.

1260
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:19,949
<i>So after some hard
to have made core losses.</i>

1261
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,492
<i>I apologized myself.</i>

1262
01:20:22,860 --> 01:20:25,283
<i>And took care of things.</i>

1263
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,354
Where is it?

1264
01:20:57,728 --> 01:20:59,776
Looks like we're being framed, guys.

1265
01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:03,359
Every man for himself.

1266
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,337
<i>But only a winner
of the Elvis competition...</i>

1267
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:22,553
<i>could walk out of that casino unscathed</i>

1268
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:31,386
Hi.

1269
01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:32,855
Sorry son.

1270
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,891
There can only be one king.

1271
01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:41,647
<i>And that king...</i>

1272
01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,445
<i>put me in my place</i>

1273
01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:45,572
Shit.

1274
01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:50,907
<i>If you are now going to call all bet.</i>

1275
01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:54,331
<i>You better take care of it
that you hold all the cards...</i>

1276
01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:16,983
<i>And of course there is Elvis-Elvis
the mask is not destroyed.</i>

1277
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:29,161
<i>I can't believe that
they fell for it.</i>

1278
01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:34,617
<i>Well, actually I can.</i>

1279
01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:36,452
<i>My ex Annabel...</i>

1280
01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:38,079
<i>can be a pretty good liar.</i>

1281
01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:46,754
<i>Elvis has left the building.</i>

1282
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,564
<i>Did she leave me for a doctor?</i>

1283
01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:01,857
<i>Yes, I mean doctor
your lesbian prostitute.</i>

1284
01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:11,954
<i>And they always had both
my best interests in mind.</i>

1285
01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,244
: John Smith.

1286
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:24,508
<i>But luckily I have it
taken care of and the deck stacked...</i>

1287
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:27,219
...in my favor, before
I ever walked into that casino.

1288
01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,241
<i>But Annabel does have one
left me a present.</i>

1289
01:23:57,783 --> 01:24:00,286
<i>In one thing
the Rancher right.</i>

1290
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:03,501
<i>It wasn't old
Apache warrior mask that was beaten...</i>

1291
01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:06,501
<i>...It was an old one
Hopi warrior mask.</i>

1292
01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:08,627
<i>And it was the Hopi who
had to get it back.</i>

1293
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,850
<i>But greedy
his White man...</i>

1294
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:19,642
<i>...I have the De
the chef's treasure...</i>

1295
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,352
<i>and his money.</i>

1296
01:24:22,808 --> 01:24:24,981
<i>Just like the real John Smith.</i>

1297
01:24:25,102 --> 01:24:28,322
<i>Of course I was
not Jan Smit at all.</i>

1298
01:24:29,356 --> 01:24:31,358
<i>The random one
man it was.</i>

1299
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,917
Hey. John Smith.

1300
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,757
That's a good name
for an Indian reservation.

1301
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,423
<i>YEP. I was
just an imitator.</i>

1302
01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:57,510
<i>Really good one.</i>

1303
01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:02,639
<i>Not a bad Elvis either.</i>