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I worry maybe people aren't
gonna like me when I go to a party.
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Isn't that crazy?
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Do you ever get kind of a sick feeling in
your stomach when you dread things?
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I wouldn't wanna miss a party,
but every time I go to one...
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...I keep feeling like
the whole world's against me.
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See, I've spent my whole life
in military academies.
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My mother doesn't have a place for me
where she lives...
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...and she doesn't know
what else to do with me.
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You mustn't misunderstand about
my mother. She's really a lovely person.
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I guess every boy thinks his mother
is beautiful, but my mother really is.
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She tells me in every letter how sorry
she is that we're not together more...
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...but she has to think of her work.
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One time we were together, though.
She met me in San Francisco once...
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...and we were together for two whole
days, just like we were sweethearts.
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It was the most wonderful time
I ever had.
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Then I had to go back
to the military academy.
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Every time I walk into that barracks,
I get a kind of...
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A kind of a...
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I'm sorry.
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Kind of a depressed feeling.
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It's got hard, stone walls.
You know what I mean?
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I guess I've bored you enough,
telling you about myself.
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Thank you.
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Sorry about that. I goofed up the last
couple of lines. I guess I'm nervous.
25
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That's okay. You did very well.
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I'm sorry.
27
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Thank you. You play very well.
28
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Now Mrs. Tossoff's gonna play notes
for you. Sing them back to us. Like so:
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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- It's too low for me.
- You're a tenor? You want to start here?
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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Louder, please.
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I'm so nervous.
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- I'm not singing.
- But you have to.
35
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- But I came to dance.
- You have to sing too.
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- And act, and play an instrument.
- All three?
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It says "performing arts. "
- You don't have to do everything.
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- Sure as shit helps, baby.
- Thank you. Next group, please. Hurry.
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Oh, I like your nose ring.
- I'm into culture.
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- Does that hurt, or is that ethnic?
Music, please, Mrs. Snell.
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Please pay attention.
We have a lot to do today.
42
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- I hate my legs.
Yeah. Me too.
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- I've tried every diet in the whole world.
- Really? Me too.
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But you can't help your glands.
I'm sorry! I'm just so nervous.
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Relax! Come on, use your body.
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- Careful. That's 7000 worth of machine.
Dollars or pounds?
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- Don't touch the rotary pots.
- What pots?
48
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I got it set on sawtooth.
49
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Why can't he play piccolo? Something
sensible. Or the accordion, like Papa did.
50
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Same reason you drive a checker and
not a Roman chariot. It's progress.
51
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My son's head is into the future.
And Papa could never play the accordion.
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- Do you think you're talented?
- You swine! You coward! You cad!
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You dare judge me in my misfortitude?
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You dare to ask me the question
who is the father of my child?
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- You! You! I point to you, Nigel!
Next, please.
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The next group of musicians can
go to the fifth floor now, please.
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- Name?
- Excuse me, miss.
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You don't need his name. He's not here
for the audition. He's my partner.
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- What school's he from?
- He ain't into school.
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He's just helping me out with my
dancing. But it's me who's auditioning.
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Mulholland, Shirley. I'm all fixed up.
I filled in all your papers and all.
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He doesn't go upstairs
without filling in his name.
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Leroy's his name, but I'm auditioning.
Shirley Mulholland. That's two L's.
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- And don't ask him to do no writing.
- Doesn't he talk, even?
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He ain't into conversation
until you get to know him.
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- Leroy what?
- Leroy Johnson. Can we go up now?
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He's not going up
until he checks his knife.
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We ain't staying long enough for
no trouble. He's just helping a friend.
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He's not helping out anyone
unless he checks his knife.
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This is the High School for Performing
Arts. We don't cut each other up here.
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- You want it?
- I want it.
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- You sure you want it?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
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- Promise you won't steal it, now?
- I promise.
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Thanks, ma'am.
Name?
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Don't worry, baby. I got lots of knives.
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What are you going to do?
- I was gonna sing.
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- You don't have to sing, honey.
- We know our rights.
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- You can't refuse her an audition.
- She's not supposed to sing her audition.
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Please, excuse me, if you don't mind.
Honey, you don't have to sing for us...
80
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- ... because this is the drama department.
- When she sings, it is drama.
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- What's your name, honey?
Finsecker.
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Doris Finsecker.
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- Hi.
- How do you do?
84
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- What's your name?
- Ralph Garci.
85
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- Who was your teacher?
- Well, my father taught me.
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He's doing work for the government.
I'm not supposed to talk about it...
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...but my father played some of the
most beautiful symphonies...
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- ... in the whole world once.
- What did he play?
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Trombones.
90
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And French horns.
91
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English horns.
92
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- Saxophones.
- Anything else?
93
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Yeah.
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- Bongos, maracas, that sort of stuff.
- What did he teach you?
95
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Why don't you
try the dance department?
96
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- Why do you want to go to school here?
- Should I tell him?
97
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Yeah, tell him.
98
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We can't afford a professional
children's school.
99
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Okay. If you want to sing, go ahead.
Then we'll look at your acting.
100
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I'm a little nervous.
101
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Don't be shy, Sheila. Come over here.
What are you going to do?
102
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- I'm doing The Towering Inferno.
- What?
103
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- You know, the movie?
- Oh.
104
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All right, I'm playing O.J. Simpson.
I'm in this building.
105
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:05,437
There's fire all around, right?
So I go to the elevator.
106
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:08,148
- Think of it as a concentration exercise.
- Concentrate.
107
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Just sing to Michael...
108
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- ... and don't worry about anybody else.
- I don't think I can. I can't just stare.
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He won't mind.
110
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- Waiting for the elevator.
Press the button, Doris.
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Her brother Harvey.
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Memories
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Like the corners of my mind
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Misty water-colored memories
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Doesn't come, so now I'm getting mad.
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Of the way we were
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Scattered pictures
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Of the smiles we left behind
119
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Smiles we gave to one another
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Of the way we were
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Can it be that it was all so simple then?
122
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,729
Or has time rewritten every line?
123
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If we had the chance to do it all again
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Finally it comes, so I get in.
Okay, and there's people all around.
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And they're looking right at me.
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Memories
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May be beautiful and yet
128
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What's too painful to remember
129
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We simply choose to forget
130
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So it's the laughter
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We will remember
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Whenever we remember
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The way we were
134
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Yeah, my father taught me. I'm not
supposed to talk about him right now.
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He's doing a little bit of work
for the government, but...
136
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:41,176
My father is very, very famous.
He danced with the Rockettes.
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Sure. Would you begin, please?
138
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- I'll be doing "Swanee River" for you.
- Okay.
139
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And...
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Hon? "Swanee River," please.
Hit it.
141
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:04,115
Doris, what would you do
if you don't make it?
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We'll make it.
143
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,536
Next, please.
144
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,956
But I that am not shaped
for sportive tricks...
145
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...nor made to court
an amorous looking glass...
146
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...I that am- Cheated of-
Oh, I'm sorry.
147
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,065
Why don't you try
the drama department?
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00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:42,570
If again "it was not well cut,"
he'd answer, I spake not true:
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This is called the Reply Churlish.
150
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,409
Nobody talks about it,
but there's a quota system.
151
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:53,498
Your chances are better if you're black,
Puerto Rican or everything, like me.
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- I am Puerto Rican.
- Not on your paper you ain't, Garci.
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- Your daddy doing government work.
- That's the truth.
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00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,386
And he left you his tap shoes, right?
Does he work for Pepsi-Cola too?
155
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,179
Be careful.
156
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,099
- To the left. Left.
Come the other way.
157
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All right.
158
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,728
Easy, now. Straight back, Bruno?
159
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,567
- Where do you want this at?
Far corner.
160
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How do you do?
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00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,948
Okay. Fine.
162
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:31,369
Great. Look, I'll do that. You just go
and get the rest of the stuff, okay?
163
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,621
Oh, Martelli. Bruno Martelli.
164
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,292
Would you like to set up
your equipment, Mr. Martelli?
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00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,215
Who taught you?
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00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:50,138
Who taught me? My father taught me.
He's in Spain. He makes Westerns.
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00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:54,642
- Why do you want to go to school here?
- Because Freddie went here.
168
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,855
- Freddie?
- Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
169
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,775
- So you want to be an actor, huh?
- Yeah, sure, I want to be an actor.
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00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,486
Judy, Judy, Judy.
Top of the world, Ma.
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We don't want you to perform. We want
to see who you are. You understand?
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00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,911
- Right.
- Use your own experience.
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00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,247
Be simple, be honest,
but most of all, be yourself.
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00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:20,793
- Be honest. Be simple. Be yourself?
- Be yourself.
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00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:26,674
I'm God, see? And God
is Puerto Rican, you got that? Now.
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00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:31,429
God works in a casa de steam,
you know. It's a steam bath, right?
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00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:37,727
And he's talking to this angel. This angel
is a computer. An electronic computer.
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00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:42,732
I'm God, see? That's why I'm standing
on this chair, you got that? Good.
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Does he wanna be a musician
or an airline pilot?
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Mr. Martelli. We are ready when you are.
Would you care to begin?
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00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,544
Oh, okay. Sure.
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Mr. Martelli.
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00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,247
Mr. Martelli!
184
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,919
Thank you. One instrument
at a time will be quite sufficient.
185
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,922
I could do it in 4/4
if you prefer a disco beat.
186
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,347
She's a disaster.
187
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:28,314
Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name.
188
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,359
Or, if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love...
189
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:36,364
...and then I'll no longer be a Capu-
Capu- Capu-something.
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00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,785
Capulet.
- Like Cappelletti, the football player?
191
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,121
- Something like that.
- That's what I mean.
192
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,586
- Where's his application?
- He doesn't have one.
193
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,964
Well, get him one.
194
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,068
- What do you call that?
- Wicked.
195
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,207
Thou art thyself.
196
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,586
Thou art not a Montagoo-
Montagazz- Who knows?
197
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:37,508
This is the last day of auditions. We've
seen a lot of students. We're punchy.
198
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,510
- We're gonna take a break.
- Ah, yeah.
199
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:43,222
Go next door to Mrs. Shime.
Have her audition you.
200
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,517
Right next door.
- I tell her that you sent me?
201
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,603
Yeah.
- All right.
202
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,188
By the way...
203
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:54,525
- ... you were reading the girl's part.
- Shit.
204
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:59,614
You're not into high school.
I'm into dancing.
205
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,658
You're into ass, you mean. You don't
have to go to high school for that.
206
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,119
Who asked you to work my audition anyway?
207
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:10,291
- I was doing you a favor, remember?
- Some fat fucking favor.
208
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:17,131
Take your things to the third floor.
Give your forms to the senior there.
209
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:22,136
Okay, you go downstairs, change
in the girls' room and wait for him.
210
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,640
I'm through?
I don't have to dance anymore?
211
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,809
Where you going, Leroy?
He's in and I'm out, right?
212
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:35,066
Fuck you, Leroy! This was my audition,
remember? You're not into high school.
213
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:40,821
We were rehearsing to get me into this
school, not you, you fucker! It's not fair!
214
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,742
I didn't want to come here anyway.
This school sucks.
215
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,161
You've done me a favor, shithead.
216
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,624
You saved me four fucking years
from this ass-licking school!
217
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,169
You looking at one happy lady!
218
00:20:56,421 --> 00:21:00,174
Who wants to go to a fucking school
to learn to dance, anyway?
219
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,678
Yeah, hello?
220
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:09,350
No, it isn't. This is Naomi Finsecker
speaking. Her mother. Who is this?
221
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,852
Uh-huh.
222
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:23,531
Replacement?
What do you mean, replacement?
223
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,288
So is she in or is she out?
224
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,165
Theresa!
225
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,627
I got in! I got in!
I got into Performing Arts!
226
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,051
Doris, we're in!
227
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,937
Get her out of there!
228
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:44,111
Hey, later on.
All right. All right!
229
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,614
See y'all later.
230
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,576
Hello.
Hey, mama, get in the car!
231
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,537
Baby, whoa!
232
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,958
Come on, baby, come on.
Don't go to school.
233
00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:01,545
Martelli, Bruno.
- Bruno. Come on.
234
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,506
Garcia, Raul.
235
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,094
- Garcia, Raul?
- It's Ralph.
236
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,598
- It says Raul.
- I don't relate to that.
237
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,727
- Garcia, Ralph.
- It's Garci.
238
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:20,981
Ralph Garci. I think they
spelled it wrong on the application.
239
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,734
- Garci, Ralph.
- Here.
240
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,739
- MacNeil, Montgomery.
- Here.
241
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:32,410
- Monroe, Lisa.
- Yes?
242
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,121
Johnson, Leroy.
243
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,666
Johnson, Leroy?
244
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:45,881
In future, Mr. Johnson, I'd like you to
leave your ghetto blaster at home.
245
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,927
I'd have left it home
if it wasn't so goddamn boring in here.
246
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:56,517
This is a classroom, Mr. Johnson. You're
going to be here for four years...
247
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,187
...with your eyes open,
homework done, pencils sharpened...
248
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:06,152
...and all food, cigarettes and radios
outside. Do you understand me?
249
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:11,907
- Why are you here, Mr. Johnson?
- Because I's young and single...
250
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:15,202
- ... and I loves to mingle.
Speak English.
251
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:19,874
- I speak like I likes.
- This is my room. You'll speak as I like.
252
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:24,587
I teach English. Now, if that's
a foreign language, you're gonna learn it.
253
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:31,927
This is no Mickey Mouse school. You
won't get off easy because of talent.
254
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:36,265
- I don't care how well you dance...
- Bitch run her fucking mouth.
255
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:40,603
...or how many colored tutus you have.
If you don't give academic subjects...
256
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:44,648
- ... equal time, you're out.
- Bullshit.
257
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:48,319
You have to arrive earlier
to get dressed and warmed up.
258
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,780
You have to take outside classes
in your major field...
259
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:56,827
...and study ballet, modern, folk,
jazz, tap and historical dance here...
260
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,788
...as well as dance history,
supported adagio...
261
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:05,336
...variation class, makeup, hairstyling
and even acting for dancers.
262
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:10,925
50,000 people call themselves actors,
and maybe 500 are making a living at it.
263
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:15,262
Most of those do commercials to
pay the rent. The rest wait tables...
264
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:19,808
...clean other people's apartments,
living on welfare and hope.
265
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,353
Don't think talent's enough
to get you through.
266
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:27,024
You gotta have a strong technique,
a good agent, and most of all, thick skin.
267
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:31,487
Now you're part of an underprivileged
minority, and you're going to suffer.
268
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:36,033
Pulled tendons, shin splints,
swollen toes, smelly tights...
269
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:39,662
Cattle calls, the humiliation,
the rejection...
270
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:45,209
Melodic dictation theory, keyboard
harmony, piano, piano literature...
271
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:51,382
...music history, orchestration,
conducting, symphonic band...
272
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,219
When do we have lunch?
Lunch is at 11:30...
273
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,556
- ... and then you'll have everything else.
- What's everything else?
274
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:04,061
Biology, chemistry, algebra, English,
French, physics, history, et cetera.
275
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:07,648
Dance is not a way
of getting through school.
276
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:12,152
It's a way of life, plus school.
The school part is easier.
277
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:16,740
You better like yourself a lot.
Because that's all you got to work with.
278
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:20,995
Use yourself.
Your voice, your experiences.
279
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:26,083
Wanna accumulate some experiences?
I got plenty of experiences to spare.
280
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:31,380
You know what?
I live with two chicks.
281
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,550
Dance is the hardest
department in the school.
282
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,344
Acting is the hardest
profession in the world.
283
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:43,183
Music is the hardest profession of
them all. Isn't that right, Mrs. Tossoff?
284
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,435
Indeed.
285
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:41,992
Okay.
286
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:47,498
No fighting. Stay in line, please.
287
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,250
Okay, okay, okay.
Who's next?
288
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,593
That's good.
289
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:02,429
Excuse me.
290
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:08,102
- I'll be doing my scene Thursday...
- I'll be right back.
291
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,984
Get out of my seat!
292
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,679
- Shady Sadie
- Shady Sadie
293
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:11,183
- Serving lady
- She's a serving lady
294
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:14,812
Don't pay her no mind, no
295
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,773
She'll take every dime
296
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:21,652
She's got a one-a-day lunch
297
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,905
Good for all the bunch, yeah
298
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:31,578
Hot lunch, yeah
299
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,083
Macaroni and baloney
Tuna fish, our favorite dish
300
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,418
Hot lunch, hey
301
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:44,508
If it's yellow, then it's Jell-o
If it's blue, it could be stew
302
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:50,222
She's got a one-a-day lunch
303
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:53,851
Good for all the bunch
Hey, now
304
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:58,146
- Hot lunch
- Hot, hot lunch
305
00:30:58,606 --> 00:30:59,773
Oh, no
306
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,567
Yeah
307
00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:43,901
Hot lunch, hot lunch
308
00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:45,819
Oh, yeah.
309
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:18,393
- Hi.
- Hi. That's too wild for me.
310
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,272
- I'm in your acting class.
- I know.
311
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,650
Montgomery MacNeil.
312
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,362
- Doris Finsecker.
- Hi. Wanna sit down?
313
00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:33,200
All right. Is your mother really
Marsha MacNeil, the actress?
314
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:35,535
- That's right.
- She does wonderful work.
315
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,580
- Have you seen her?
- But I've heard.
316
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,374
Oh.
317
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:44,753
- I didn't know she lived in New York.
- She doesn't. Officially, she does...
318
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:49,383
...but she's been on the road forever.
She gets paid to stay in hotels...
319
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:53,679
...but she stays with friends. Sends her
per diems home to me and Dr. Golden.
320
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:57,599
- Is that your stepfather?
- My analyst.
321
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,228
What's wrong with you?
322
00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:04,982
It's pretty technical, really.
I have problems.
323
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:12,197
- What kind of problems?
- With women.
324
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,958
Fine. Swaying with a nice humming
sound, please. And:
325
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,586
Let the arms go.
326
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:34,845
Good, good, good.
And chew.
327
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,640
Faster.
328
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,268
Speed.
329
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,104
Tongues out. Down.
330
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,856
Side. Side.
331
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,775
And round, round. Come on.
332
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,747
More energy!
333
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,377
Do it together, please.
Keep moving.
334
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,798
Much better.
Much, much better now.
335
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,182
Reach for the jeté!
336
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,643
And:
337
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,980
Impulse to impulse.
338
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:07,604
Relax.
339
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:11,691
Sense the floor against your bodies.
340
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:15,695
Feel it against
the backs of your legs.
341
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,864
Your arms.
342
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:20,408
Your shoulders.
343
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:23,537
Let your senses remember...
344
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:27,374
...this feeling of heaviness.
345
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:35,757
Relax and breathe.
346
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:43,557
All right, let's go. Thank you.
Don't be late. Come on. Don't be late.
347
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,166
- Should you be on this floor?
I have a note.
348
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:12,502
- Miss Berg wants a tambourine.
- Fine.
349
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:20,093
Excuse me? Excuse me?
You speak English?
350
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:22,429
- Bruno Martelli?
- He's across the hall.
351
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,181
Thanks.
352
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,605
- Hi.
- Hi.
353
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:36,610
- What kind of music notes are those?
- Laser beams.
354
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:40,697
- It's a requiem for Buck Rogers.
- Great.
355
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,368
- You ever thought of doing real music?
- This is my music.
356
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,538
- I mean a band.
- I don't like bands. They crowd me.
357
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:53,126
- I prefer my basement, no people.
- There's money though, in summer trade.
358
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:56,338
- If we get together in time.
- I'm really not interested.
359
00:36:56,505 --> 00:37:00,342
There's tea dances and parties,
weddings and bar mitzvahs.
360
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:04,471
Those things are steady. People always
get married and grow up.
361
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:07,724
- I don't need the hassle.
- I'll take care of everything...
362
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,060
...just like a regular business manager.
363
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:14,648
I'll look after the bookings, travel,
costume designs, for 10 percent off the top.
364
00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,983
Then a straight split
of the performing cut.
365
00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:21,321
- What costume designs?
- Nothing fancy, just sequins and stuff.
366
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:24,908
See-through for me, maybe low-cut.
We gotta give them visuals.
367
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:30,413
The sound might be wicked, but when
you get down to it, tits book bands.
368
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:34,501
- I think I'll stay in my basement.
- Bruno, this is our chance.
369
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:40,257
- Don't you want success?
- Sure. I don't think our tits are up to it.
370
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:47,514
Why?
371
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,226
Oh, why?
372
00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:57,107
God will punish you,
Yuri Yajeyopeyonoff.
373
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:01,778
What crime is this unborn
child guilty of...
374
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,031
...that it should not drink of
the milk of paradise?
375
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,242
- You warned me, Elena.
- No!
376
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,035
Not one ruble have I lost, not one.
377
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:12,706
Oh...
378
00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:17,961
- Can we try this again? It sounds phony.
- I don't wanna try this again.
379
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:22,215
- There's nothing wrong with you.
- I know. That's what's wrong with me.
380
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:28,138
Everybody here is colorful or eccentric
or charismatic. I'm perfectly ordinary.
381
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:34,394
My nose is ordinary. My body's ordinary.
And my voice, it's- Yuck!
382
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:37,564
- I don't know why I'm here.
You want be an actress.
383
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:42,068
Yeah, but actors and actresses
are colorful, flamboyant beings.
384
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,613
I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.
385
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,407
Hi.
386
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,659
Hi.
- Hi.
387
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,496
- Some people like bagels.
- Some people don't.
388
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,916
- Some people are too old for you.
- He smiles at me.
389
00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:00,170
- He smiles at everyone.
- Yeah, but he winks too.
390
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,673
- I think it's a nervous habit.
- He talks to me, often.
391
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:06,801
- Really? What's he say?
- Hi.
392
00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:10,305
That's serious. Have you set the date?
393
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:15,602
I'm sorry.
394
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,980
- I'm sorry.
- I feel stupid.
395
00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,273
So get into it.
396
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,692
Study it. Try to remember it
so you can-
397
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,943
Hey, M and M.
398
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,945
Seen your shrink lately?
399
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,865
- Yesterday.
- You got a special delivery?
400
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:31,117
How you doing? How are you?
401
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,205
Oh, good. That's very good.
You're a good man.
402
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,708
They're not for me.
They're for a friend of mine.
403
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,003
Who's the lucky fella, huh?
404
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,007
Looks like somebody finally
corked up old Finsecker.
405
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:49,094
It can't be Gloria over here.
He's not into chicks.
406
00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:52,806
Hmm? Hmm? You're- Oh, oh, oh.
407
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,391
Shut my mouth.
408
00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,102
Bye.
409
00:39:57,311 --> 00:40:00,980
I hate Ralph Garci, I really do.
410
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,109
I must remember this feeling
and use it in my acting.
411
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,571
I'm scared.
412
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:13,410
I'm scared I won't be able to live up
to their expectations of me.
413
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:18,206
- You must take-
- Flashing images of passion-
414
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:25,630
- and hurl you to the ground
and make mad, passionate love.
415
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:28,591
I forgot it!
For two weeks?
416
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,761
- I told you, I done it and I forgot it.
- My hearing's fine.
417
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:36,182
It's your homework that's missing.
And these pages are unintelligible.
418
00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:40,186
It's a secret language.
It ain't meant for whiteys.
419
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:42,689
- This isn't a joke.
- I got lots of jokes.
420
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,567
- This is garbage!
- My pen broke.
421
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,778
- It's in pencil.
- That broke too.
422
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:51,698
You can't learn to read,
you can't learn to dance.
423
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,284
You're flunking out.
424
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,577
I can read.
425
00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,705
Terrific! Go ahead, surprise us.
Give him your book.
426
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:01,249
Pay attention.
Mr. Johnson is gonna read.
427
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:04,669
- I said I can read!
- Then read.
428
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:07,297
- No.
- Read!
429
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,965
- No!
- Read!
430
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,550
No, you fucking bitch!
431
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:15,305
What the fuck you want me to do,
asking me to read all the fucking time?
432
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,974
I hate your guts. You read,
you fucking bitch!
433
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,294
It's not natural.
434
00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:30,630
Get off my case, huh, Papa?
435
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:35,718
When I was your age, Bruno,
I had a lot of girlfriends.
436
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,888
- I had a different girlfriend every day.
- I got music.
437
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:41,891
Same to you, pal! Go ahead.
438
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:46,521
Go ahead! Oh, sure, you got music,
okay. But for what? For yourself.
439
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,772
For your headset.
440
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,568
I mean, do I hear it anymore?
Does your mama hear it?
441
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,069
Do your friends hear it?
442
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,488
Bruno, do you have friends? Huh?
443
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:59,576
- I don't have time. I told you.
- You told me. You told me.
444
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,745
It's not natural. When I was your age,
I'm telling you-
445
00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:05,915
You're not my age. Nobody's my age.
I'm ahead of my time.
446
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,167
Maybe I don't think
people will like my stuff.
447
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:13,006
How do you know what people will like?
How do they know if they don't hear it?
448
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,926
Bruno, how do they recognize your talent
and give you scholarships...
449
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:19,429
...and record contracts, son,
and awards?
450
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:23,349
Maybe I die undiscovered,
and my ghost gets the Grammy.
451
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:28,104
Maybe! Look, did I build you a studio
in the basement for a ghost?
452
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,941
Did I spent $7000 on equipment
for a ghost?
453
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:37,280
Does your mama cook and clean and
wear old clothes for a ghost? A ghost?
454
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,867
Elton John's mom has got
six mink coats.
455
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:59,028
"Wel- Wel- Welcome to...
456
00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:03,032
...the wo- Won-
457
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,537
Wonderful...
458
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:12,041
...world of...
459
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:17,964
...Ma- Maytag...
460
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:22,385
...wash- Wash- Washing...
461
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,638
...mach- Ma-
462
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:28,057
Machines. "
463
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:33,813
Hmm. Hmm.
464
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:08,765
Talk about Shorofsky.
465
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:14,854
Mr. Shorofsky does not understand any
music past Mozart when he was 2.
466
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,106
They're all the same.
What do you expect?
467
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:22,779
Graduating from P.A. is no Academy
Award. You know what I mean.
468
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:27,450
It is better than real school. It's free,
and you don't get raped in the hallways.
469
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,286
But it's still small change.
470
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,790
I'm just killing time here,
waiting for my opportunity.
471
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:36,709
It might be a movie
or a Broadway musical.
472
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,545
But it's coming. I keep my eyes open.
473
00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:42,882
I read Back Stage, Show Business
and Variety.
474
00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:45,301
You see, I do the whole thing.
475
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,805
Dancing's just the tip
of this iceberg.
476
00:46:49,014 --> 00:46:52,391
A friend of my sister,
she tells fortunes and stuff.
477
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:56,062
She says I'm doing my last dance
on this dark little planet.
478
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,564
So it's gotta be spectacular, you know?
479
00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:01,400
How bright our spirits
go shooting out into space...
480
00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:05,905
...depends on how much we contributed
to the earthly brilliance of this world.
481
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,909
And I mean to be a major contributor.
482
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:13,329
A sure-as-shit major contributor.
483
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:23,089
Can someone just-?
She's cleaning her cleavage.
484
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:27,760
She's taking out the lint. Oh,
that's beautiful. I wish I had a camera.
485
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:31,264
There she is. Get out of the way.
She's gorgeous.
486
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,683
Oh, now turn around, please.
487
00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:35,601
Oh, please.
488
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,353
Oh, look at those tits.
489
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,272
Oh, you could drown in those.
490
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:44,861
I want you to observe yourself
doing ordinary, everyday things.
491
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,030
You'll be asked to duplicate
those here in class.
492
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:50,616
An actor must develop
an acute sense memory...
493
00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:55,204
...so concentrate on how you deal
with things in your world...
494
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:59,625
...how you wash your face
or hold your fork or lift your cup...
495
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:05,298
...comb your hair. Observe and study
your own mechanicalness.
496
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:10,303
See if you can catch yourself in the
very act of doing or saying something.
497
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:16,392
See if your actions and reactions fall into
patterns and what those patterns are.
498
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:20,313
And in particular, pay close attention
to the physical world.
499
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,650
Isolate and concentrate on the details.
500
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:39,123
Oh, mamacita!
501
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,171
Ay, caramba!
502
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:56,182
No! No! No! Give me that!
503
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:59,018
You must hold your bow like this,
not like that.
504
00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,062
It's not your dick you're holding.
505
00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:05,524
Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow.
Hold it with a little respect, like-
506
00:49:05,692 --> 00:49:07,610
Like your dick?
507
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,029
Shut up. Again.
508
00:49:41,186 --> 00:49:44,230
Watch your plié, Coco.
509
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:49,068
Turn out the arch, Leroy.
510
00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:51,070
Nice, Neisha.
511
00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:54,782
I want to see the leg, Patrick.
512
00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:58,244
And stretch.
513
00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:01,831
Good.
514
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,001
Keep it together now.
515
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:14,010
Where's the sweat, Lisa?
You're not even trying.
516
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:32,111
- Michael, congratulations. I heard.
- Oh, thank you.
517
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:35,448
Don't thank me. You deserved
the award and the scholarship.
518
00:50:35,615 --> 00:50:38,659
- You are the best actor in the school.
- Oh, well...
519
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,120
Well, you were the best actor
in the school.
520
00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:43,539
I mean, we'll miss you.
521
00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:45,041
Well, I'll miss you too.
522
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,625
- You will?
- Yeah, sure.
523
00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:49,128
- We'll keep in touch, I guess, huh?
- Yeah.
524
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:50,963
Would you sign my yearbook?
525
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:54,717
Yeah, all right. Do you
want me to sign my picture?
526
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,511
- That'd be great.
- Oh, okay.
527
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,222
- I forgot. What's your name?
- Doris Finsecker.
528
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,516
- Oh, right. Doris.
- But Doris is enough.
529
00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:03,726
Oh, okay.
530
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:06,479
- Have you decided where you're going?
- California.
531
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:09,732
- I mean to college, the scholarship.
- I can't use it.
532
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,651
- How come?
- William Morris has got big plans for me.
533
00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:15,571
- They saw me in that Senior Day show.
- You're kidding?
534
00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:18,824
- They wanna represent me.
- They're the biggest agents.
535
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:21,077
- Yeah.
- Well, that's great!
536
00:51:22,370 --> 00:51:24,914
There's a couple of series
they think I'm right for.
537
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,834
I've had a lot of really good meetings.
Everyone's very excited.
538
00:51:29,002 --> 00:51:31,670
That is so great!
I mean, Hollywood, that's like-
539
00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:36,675
Yeah. Well, here I go,
off into the sunset.
540
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:39,845
Hey, good luck. Oh, sorry.
541
00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:43,808
I mean, break a leg,
or whatever they say.
542
00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,853
See you.
543
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,815
Hey!
544
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:52,817
We'll see you at Schwab's.
545
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,531
Oh, God, Doris!
546
00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,547
She's new.
I saw her arrive in a limousine.
547
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:17,049
A limousine? No kidding?
548
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:21,720
I hope to fuck she's in drama.
No way. Dance department.
549
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:24,390
She's too beautiful. Look at that ass.
550
00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:28,727
I don't know about her tits.
What? What kind of tits?
551
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,816
- Tits... Pointy ones?
She looks kind of flat.
552
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,234
She's gorgeous!
553
00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,653
Little-bitty ones
with nips like raisins?
554
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:40,239
She's turning around. Look at that ass.
555
00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:43,409
Oh, she is a dancer.
Let me up. Let me up!
556
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,499
Let me see, you fuckers.
557
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:02,761
Last year, we worked
on simple observations.
558
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:07,600
This year, we're going to turn
that observation inward...
559
00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:10,603
...and work on re-creating
emotional states:
560
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:14,690
Fear, joy, sorrow, anger.
561
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:20,112
And it'll be more difficult because you'll
have to expose more of you...
562
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,032
...what's on the inside of you.
563
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,118
For your first acting exercise
this year, I want you...
564
00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:29,622
...to re-create a difficult memory...
565
00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:34,460
...a painful moment when you learned
something about yourself that hurt.
566
00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:38,047
And I mean really hurt.
567
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,299
And reach.
568
00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:44,220
And through. And drop.
569
00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:45,471
And back.
570
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,022
Hi, I'm Lisa Monroe.
571
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,566
Hilary van Doren.
572
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,235
I love your coat.
573
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,028
I saw that in Bendel's window.
574
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:05,908
- My stepmother bought it for me.
Really?
575
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:09,078
I wouldn't mind that kind of stepmother.
576
00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:13,582
She didn't do it for me.
She wants my father to think she cares.
577
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,502
Besides, she loves shopping.
578
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:19,964
She gets multiple orgasm
every time she buys something.
579
00:54:20,465 --> 00:54:22,591
Sounds great. I think I like her.
580
00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:24,093
You can have her.
581
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:28,013
- Where's all the sweat, Lisa?
- I'm working on it.
582
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:30,849
You're not working on it hard enough.
583
00:54:31,017 --> 00:54:33,060
Get rid of the gum.
584
00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:45,906
Watch me.
585
00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:50,494
Lift the bow off the string, Martelli.
586
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:53,038
Mozart wouldn't do this today.
587
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:55,374
- Do what?
- This bowing business.
588
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,543
He'd plug his keyboard into an amp...
589
00:54:57,711 --> 00:55:00,879
...and he'd have string quartets
coming out of his fingers.
590
00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:04,508
And who would play all these
science-fiction symphonies?
591
00:55:05,051 --> 00:55:07,303
- He would.
- All by himself?
592
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:11,390
He'd overdub and mix, of course.
He wouldn't make the same old noise.
593
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:14,143
Noise?
He'd sound electric.
594
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:17,938
He'd have spacier strings and horns
and computerized bassoons.
595
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:21,442
- One man is not an orchestra.
- Who needs orchestras?
596
00:55:21,609 --> 00:55:25,904
You can do it all with a keyboard,
an amp and enough power.
597
00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:28,907
You're going to play all by yourself?
598
00:55:29,075 --> 00:55:30,534
You don't need anybody else.
599
00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:34,079
That's not music, Martelli.
That's masturbation.
600
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,168
See, I'm not naturally graceful.
601
00:55:39,544 --> 00:55:41,628
Grace doesn't run in our family.
602
00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:45,758
It's our genes. I've had to work
so hard to come this far.
603
00:55:45,925 --> 00:55:48,844
- God, I've been at it since I was 4.
Me too.
604
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:51,013
I started out with tap and stuff.
605
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:55,184
Then my mom kept buying me pretty
ballet tutus, and I got hooked on it.
606
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:58,187
Less lip, Monroe! More sweat!
607
00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:01,106
- She's just a bitch.
- She hates me.
608
00:56:01,274 --> 00:56:04,985
This is a dance class, Lisa,
not the Charles Atlas plan.
609
00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:08,614
- Shut your mouth.
Where are your tights?
610
00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:10,949
I told you I got them.
I just forgot them.
611
00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:12,785
What's he talking about?
612
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:15,120
Tights. He won't wear them.
613
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:21,210
Look, Leroy, I told you, if you don't have
tights, you don't dance. Now go!
614
00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:27,174
Oh, I love your accent.
What did you say?
615
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:28,967
I dig his black ass.
616
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:33,639
- It's taken, Goldilocks.
- Don't count on it.
617
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:45,484
A painful memory.
618
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:48,404
What does he mean by
a painful memory?
619
00:56:48,613 --> 00:56:50,989
I don't know. I can't find
a painful memory.
620
00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:52,574
I know I have them.
621
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:55,661
I mean, my pain's as good
as anybody else's.
622
00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:59,081
I have lots of them. You can borrow
one of mine if you want.
623
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:03,919
Like, I used to wet my bed. There, that
was painful. You can have that memory.
624
00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:05,421
No, thank you.
625
00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:09,591
Then there was the last time my father
packed his bags and left us.
626
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,677
That really was painful.
627
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:16,223
Or the first time my mother flew to L.A.
and didn't come back for six weeks.
628
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:20,686
- Oh.
- Or the first time I fell in love.
629
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,272
Where'd that come from?
630
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,941
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
631
00:59:02,747 --> 00:59:04,373
You're gonna tell everybody that?
632
00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:07,543
It's the most painful memory
I can think of.
633
00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:10,462
He didn't say the most painful.
He just said painful.
634
00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:14,633
- We're supposed to expose ourselves.
- Imagine what Ralph Garci will say.
635
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:19,471
A pie in the face comes with the job.
That's what my mom says. She knows.
636
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:20,889
I don't get it.
637
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:25,143
A real artist must never be afraid of
what other people will say about him.
638
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:28,063
It was a time when I realized
something about myself.
639
00:59:28,314 --> 00:59:31,149
- Maybe you didn't realize it right.
- What do you mean?
640
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:35,195
Well, I mean, everybody falls in love
with their analyst.
641
00:59:35,488 --> 00:59:38,156
There's a word for that, isn't there?
642
00:59:38,324 --> 00:59:40,158
Homosexual.
643
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,467
That's my music.
644
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,469
That lunatic stole my tape.
645
01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:51,730
Wow, that's me.
646
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:58,654
That's my son's music!
My son Bruno. Bruno Martelli!
647
01:00:58,863 --> 01:01:02,908
He wrote the music.
Today, 46th Street...
648
01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:06,411
...tomorrow, Madison Square Garden.
649
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,585
- Papa. Papa.
- Bruno!
650
01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:14,795
What are you doing?
651
01:01:14,962 --> 01:01:18,340
You've lost your mind. You're crazy.
Those tapes aren't ready.
652
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:21,843
Look at the people.
They don't know it's not ready.
653
01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:26,098
Look at it, they like it!
Bruno, they like it! Bruno!
654
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,505
- Hey, yo!
- Huh?
655
01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:02,551
Move your fucking parade!
What do you think this is, 5th Avenue?
656
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,553
Back it up!
657
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:10,851
I'll get your ass, buddy!
Who do you think you are?
658
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:20,819
You're next, you hear me?
659
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:23,697
Get away from there.
What are you doing?
660
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,407
How do you like that?
661
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:29,161
Pick that up, you son of a bitch!
662
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,991
I thought I was just
going through a stage.
663
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,536
That's what everyone told me.
664
01:03:11,704 --> 01:03:14,748
And it never
worried me when I was 10.
665
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:20,504
Except they told me the same thing
at 12 and 14.
666
01:03:23,382 --> 01:03:28,595
So finally, my analyst
leveled with me.
667
01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:32,432
He said it was probably a life choice.
668
01:03:38,397 --> 01:03:40,315
It's funny.
669
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:47,322
"Gay" used to mean
such a happy kind of word once.
670
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:54,412
Not that it bothers me.
I'm pretty well-adjusted, really.
671
01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:58,416
I mean...
672
01:04:01,295 --> 01:04:04,172
...never being happy...
673
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:08,051
...isn't the same as being unhappy.
674
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:10,428
Is it?
675
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:16,184
Dr. Golden explains it real well.
676
01:04:17,436 --> 01:04:19,312
He explains everything well.
677
01:04:23,484 --> 01:04:25,026
I've had a lot of help.
678
01:04:36,455 --> 01:04:40,542
Hey, Doris, you wanna go to
The Rocky Horror Show tomorrow night?
679
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:41,960
That sounds great.
680
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:45,714
It starts at midnight, so you better
check it out with your mom.
681
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:50,385
Calling Montgomery MacNeil.
682
01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:53,638
Oh, Montgomery.
683
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:03,231
I suppose that a fuck
is out of the question?
684
01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:06,359
There he is, Ralph Garci,
right on the button.
685
01:05:06,527 --> 01:05:08,653
Nice.
- Get off!
686
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:13,199
- I warned you this would happen.
- It's your case, man. I don't give a fuck.
687
01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:16,369
- It's a joke. It just came out.
- Like me.
688
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:21,666
Yeah. Hey, Doris, listen,
I meant to tell you.
689
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:26,087
There's an open call for a movie
at the Diplomat Hotel.
690
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:29,674
- Oh, yeah?
- They're looking for your type.
691
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:32,552
- What's my type?
- You know, your type.
692
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:37,098
- Irishy, Jewishy, paranoid.
- What's the name of this movie?
693
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:41,645
- I Was a Teenage Fag Hag.
- You shit!
694
01:05:45,149 --> 01:05:46,191
Stop it!
695
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:49,194
I never knew it would
be like this, Doris.
696
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:53,365
Oh, come closer, sweetheart.
Oh, my, such embrace.
697
01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:01,957
The Silbermans know
some very important people.
698
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:05,961
They really have connections.
They're mishpoche with Soupy Sales.
699
01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:08,964
Oh, listen.
Your nice white blouse is ironed.
700
01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:12,550
Or you could wear your pink dress
with the ribbons.
701
01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:15,762
- You look so pretty in that.
- I hate that pink dress.
702
01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:18,765
- So don't wear your pink dress.
- I'm not going, Mama!
703
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,934
- Then gargle.
- I'm going out to dinner!
704
01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:23,979
- It's a catered affair.
- It's not the food!
705
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:26,564
This is an opportunity to perform.
706
01:06:26,732 --> 01:06:29,734
- Take advantage of it.
- I promised Montgomery!
707
01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:32,904
Well, I promised the Silbermans!
708
01:06:35,908 --> 01:06:39,744
It's a party, Doris.
They need a singer.
709
01:06:39,912 --> 01:06:44,791
And you, you need exposure.
So you're going.
710
01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:47,293
I'm not!
711
01:06:55,970 --> 01:06:59,556
Happy birthday to you
712
01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:03,393
Happy birthday to you
713
01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:08,189
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
714
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:19,701
Happy birthday to you
715
01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:24,789
Happy birthday, dear Sidney
716
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:28,710
Happy birthday to you
717
01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:37,343
Very good, Doris.
What did you realize about yourself?
718
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:43,475
I don't like birthday parties.
Or pink dresses.
719
01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:47,812
Or the Silbermans. Or Brooklyn.
720
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:50,482
Or even being Jewish.
721
01:07:50,775 --> 01:07:52,400
I mean, it's not bad...
722
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:55,653
...but it's not all I am.
723
01:07:55,821 --> 01:08:00,158
I don't know who I am,
and I never will if I don't assert myself.
724
01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:04,829
I'm 16 years old.
I've got to assert myself sometime.
725
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,000
Don't I?
726
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:11,544
Okay, Doris. Ralph?
727
01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:16,424
I was coming home from
school one day.
728
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:17,842
As usual.
729
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:23,556
I had a couple of pieces of business
to attend to in the neighborhood.
730
01:08:24,725 --> 01:08:26,893
It was January.
731
01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:29,854
It was snowing like crazy.
732
01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:35,819
Santa Claus just ripped
everybody off.
733
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,364
He split for Toy Town or Igloo City...
734
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:42,826
...or the North Pole
or wherever the hell he goes.
735
01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:47,580
So anyway...
736
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:51,835
I was going home, and...
737
01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:56,089
I found this note.
738
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:59,092
It said my two chicks were in church.
739
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:02,637
What the hell are my two chicks
doing in church?
740
01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:06,349
Somebody die or something?
741
01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:13,565
That was... That was a joke.
That was supposed to be a joke.
742
01:09:20,364 --> 01:09:23,908
Anyway, I went home.
743
01:09:26,745 --> 01:09:31,958
I dropped a little incense like
I always do, just to unwind a little bit.
744
01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:37,172
And I put on the TV set.
745
01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:43,261
And there was
this guy on the TV.
746
01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:49,100
And he was talking
about Freddie.
747
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:56,399
He... He said that...
748
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:03,823
He said that Freddie Prinze
put a gun to his head...
749
01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:08,119
...and he killed himself.
750
01:10:11,665 --> 01:10:15,001
You know, it was an accident, man.
751
01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:20,423
Shit, I mean, he was fucking...
He was very gifted.
752
01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:26,638
You always laughed at him
because he was very fucking talented.
753
01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:33,811
And sometimes you didn't even
wanna laugh at him...
754
01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:36,064
...and you laughed at him anyway.
755
01:10:36,982 --> 01:10:39,067
But those motherfuckers...
756
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,070
...they had to say that
he was depressed...
757
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:45,823
...and he was suicidal,
and that he was fucked up.
758
01:10:45,991 --> 01:10:50,745
They wanted his fucking ass, man.
They wanted to nail his ass.
759
01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:55,041
Because he didn't think living
was such a happy trip, you know?
760
01:10:56,710 --> 01:11:00,255
We can't have happy people
walking on this planet.
761
01:11:00,464 --> 01:11:03,508
Everybody's gotta be
so goddamn serious.
762
01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,094
Everyone's gotta stay in business...
763
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:10,765
...and suffer so the witch doctors
and the deodorant-spray people...
764
01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:14,185
...and plastic surgeons
could stay in business.
765
01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:18,273
And we can all go fucking pray
to the asshole God up there...
766
01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:21,526
...that fucked it up
in the first place!
767
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:30,118
Does all this make you
realize anything about yourself?
768
01:11:30,411 --> 01:11:33,997
- What?
- How does it affect you?
769
01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:37,417
How does it affect me?
770
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:41,296
I'm here,
and I'm in this fucking school.
771
01:11:41,505 --> 01:11:44,549
And I'm fucking everybody back
for Freddie!
772
01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:46,551
Take it easy, Ralph.
773
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:50,054
You want them laughing
with you, not at you.
774
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,390
I don't want them laughing.
775
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:06,404
Leroy?
776
01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:08,156
Ma'am?
777
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,908
What are you wearing, Leroy?
778
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:14,329
- A hat.
- On your feet, Leroy.
779
01:12:14,538 --> 01:12:18,666
Oh, those. You like them? They get me
to class quicker, get more learning in.
780
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:21,586
- What about your book report?
- I done it.
781
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:24,922
- You did it.
-1000 words. I counted them too.
782
01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:28,593
- The Best of Playboy isn't a book report.
- It's reading, ain't it?
783
01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:33,765
So is 1984, Huckleberry Finn,
Great Expectations. You heard of those?
784
01:12:33,932 --> 01:12:35,767
I seen a couple of the movies.
785
01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:39,103
If you don't read,
you're missing so much.
786
01:12:39,271 --> 01:12:45,109
- I don't like reading. It's not my style.
- Then try Othello. He's black.
787
01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:48,613
-1000 words in two weeks.
- Or what?
788
01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:52,617
Or you'll skate right out of
this school, Mr. Johnson.
789
01:13:09,134 --> 01:13:10,885
Come in.
790
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:17,016
Miss Berg, you wanted to see me?
- Come and sit down, Lisa.
791
01:13:23,315 --> 01:13:26,109
You're not working hard enough, Lisa.
792
01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:29,320
Well, I've been sick.
793
01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:32,156
Dancers don't get sick.
794
01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:34,659
Well, my doctor told me...
795
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:38,496
...to take it easy
for a week or two until I feel okay.
796
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:43,000
- So now it's the doctor's fault?
- Don't you believe me?
797
01:13:43,168 --> 01:13:44,669
I believe you, Lisa.
798
01:13:44,837 --> 01:13:48,756
But I don't have room
for you in this class anymore.
799
01:13:48,924 --> 01:13:51,342
But I brought a doctor's note.
800
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:55,346
There are too many other girls
who take dance seriously...
801
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:58,433
...to waste time and space
on someone who isn't dedicated.
802
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:03,187
- But I am dedicated.
- I'm sorry, Lisa. I don't see it.
803
01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:06,691
I got into this school, didn't I?
804
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:10,528
We made a mistake.
Sometimes it just doesn't work out.
805
01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:13,948
- You'll get over it.
- I'll work harder.
806
01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:16,868
- Maybe.
- I promise I'll be better.
807
01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:19,203
Better isn't good enough.
808
01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:23,708
I don't think you'll ever
be good enough. You don't have it.
809
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:29,172
That's a hard thing to hear, and it's not
pleasant to say, but it's the truth.
810
01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:33,217
I'm saving you a lot of time and pain
by saying it now.
811
01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:36,512
I don't wanna be the best.
812
01:14:37,222 --> 01:14:40,391
- Well, you won't be.
- I just wanna dance.
813
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:47,023
- Well, you'll never be a Mikhail, Lisa.
- I can't fail, Miss Berg.
814
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:51,402
- I only ever wanted to be a dancer.
- You'll get over it.
815
01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:56,824
- What do I tell my mother?
- Have her call me and I'll explain.
816
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,088
Shit.
817
01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:34,111
I'm singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
818
01:15:34,279 --> 01:15:38,282
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
819
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:42,411
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
820
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,664
The sun's in my heart
821
01:15:44,831 --> 01:15:47,124
- And I'm ready for love
- For love
822
01:15:47,292 --> 01:15:49,460
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
823
01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:54,215
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
824
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:58,469
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
825
01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:02,807
Just singin' and dancin'
In the rain
826
01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:07,728
I'm singin' in the rain
Just singin' in the rain
827
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:11,816
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
828
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:15,152
I'm laughing at clouds
I'm ready for love
829
01:16:25,956 --> 01:16:29,709
Fuck it. If I can't dance,
I'll change to the drama department.
830
01:16:30,210 --> 01:16:33,504
I tell you,
you're a fucking good actress.
831
01:16:40,178 --> 01:16:43,514
I heard the bitch came down
on her real hard.
832
01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:47,351
- So? Life comes down hard.
- She just took a real bad dump, kid.
833
01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:53,524
Better she realizes it now
than OD in some motel room at 30.
834
01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:56,485
You might show
a little more sympathy, dear.
835
01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:59,947
- I'm not "dear. "
- Évidemment.
836
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:02,450
You're not très sensitive either.
837
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:03,993
I'm a professional.
838
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:07,872
A few unkind words aren't
going to bother me none.
839
01:17:08,373 --> 01:17:13,044
- I know it won't all be standing ovations.
- Certainly not for you, my dear.
840
01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:16,213
Look, I'm not "my dear. "
You can fuck "my dear. "
841
01:17:16,381 --> 01:17:20,676
Well, thank you. That might be fun.
842
01:17:23,555 --> 01:17:27,850
And that might be impossible.
He's not into vanilla.
843
01:17:28,018 --> 01:17:30,061
Might be a nice change
from black cherry.
844
01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:33,564
The darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice, honey.
845
01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:37,401
Yes, but who wants diabetes?
846
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:45,409
I mean, you don't understand.
Listen to me, man.
847
01:17:45,577 --> 01:17:49,080
Diction. Watch your diction, Ralph.
You're slurring your words.
848
01:17:49,289 --> 01:17:54,085
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Marlon Brando slurred his words.
849
01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:57,588
Montgomery Clift and
James Dean slurred their words.
850
01:17:57,756 --> 01:18:01,092
They were the greatest actors in the
world. Nobody could understand them.
851
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:05,429
Wait a second. What's so funny?
852
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:20,736
Hey, it's Raul.
Where's my two chicks, huh?
853
01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:32,081
Look at you! You got so big!
Where is Mom? Is she home?
854
01:18:50,934 --> 01:18:51,976
Hey! Hey!
855
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:03,487
Hey, cupcake. Come here, cupcake.
856
01:19:03,655 --> 01:19:07,491
Faggot.
That's what you are now, man.
857
01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:10,786
What you doing? Whoa! Damn, man.
858
01:19:12,205 --> 01:19:14,290
Faggot! Faggot!
859
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:18,502
- valley
I'm treading the road of care
860
01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:23,549
My feet entangled with briars
Ready to cast me down
861
01:19:24,509 --> 01:19:28,345
He'll never leave you alone
862
01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:58,709
Martelli! Bruno Martelli!
863
01:20:00,712 --> 01:20:01,712
Shit!
864
01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:08,719
I think she's in love.
865
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:12,389
In the beginning
she's not in love with him-
866
01:20:12,557 --> 01:20:14,725
- God, you live here, Montgomery?
- Yeah.
867
01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:17,394
- This is a great pad.
You like it?
868
01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:21,065
It's great. What happened to all
your furniture? You get ripped off?
869
01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,901
- It closed in Cincinnati.
- What's that mean?
870
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:27,571
My mom kept saying she was gonna
fix it up when she got into a long run.
871
01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:30,407
- She's got a lousy choice in plays.
- It's perfect.
872
01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:35,246
We don't need nothing for rehearsal.
Ready when you are, Mr. Director.
873
01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:39,959
- All right, page one, Act 1.
- All right, page one, Act 1.
874
01:21:14,619 --> 01:21:17,913
Raul?
875
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:44,982
Raul?
876
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:04,001
If you're kicked around enough,
you get to be a real professor of pain.
877
01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:08,130
I know how you feel.
But I'm having a real good time now.
878
01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:09,840
I'm enjoying myself.
879
01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:13,010
So you see, you're not such
a dog as you think you are.
880
01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:15,346
I'm having a very good time too.
881
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:19,350
So there you are. I'm not such a dog
as I think I am.
882
01:22:19,559 --> 01:22:21,685
I think you're a very nice guy.
883
01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:24,605
I don't know why
a girl hasn't grabbed you.
884
01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:30,110
Yeah, I don't either. I am a nice guy.
885
01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:33,197
I'm also a real smart guy too.
886
01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:45,709
Wait. There's a whole speech yet.
You're not supposed to kiss yet.
887
01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:53,217
Ralph. Doris. Ralph, you have a whole
speech here you haven't even done.
888
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,220
Ralph, you're not supposed to kiss yet.
889
01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,230
My mother was French
and very beautiful.
890
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:12,069
Straight out of some chateau.
She danced every night for hours.
891
01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:16,240
Daddy was in Washington
or out to dinner with clients...
892
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:19,910
...while Mom was with Tchaikovsky,
Ravel, Mantovani.
893
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:23,831
You'll meet my stepmother, Claudia.
Trainee witch.
894
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:27,584
No cracks about being Chinese.
She's had her eyes fixed.
895
01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:31,255
She recuperated in Palm Springs,
where she had her purse stolen.
896
01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:34,216
She lost all her credit cards.
897
01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:39,430
Dad doesn't want to report it, though.
The thief is spending less than she did.
898
01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:49,106
Hi, Daddy.
899
01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:52,192
Hi.
900
01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:55,946
Oh, this is Leroy. Homework.
901
01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:06,874
Sometimes I wonder
902
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:10,169
Where I been
903
01:24:11,004 --> 01:24:13,422
Who I am
904
01:24:13,965 --> 01:24:17,342
Do I fit in?
905
01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:21,180
Make believin'
906
01:24:21,347 --> 01:24:23,974
Is hard alone
907
01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:29,438
Out here on my own
908
01:24:31,274 --> 01:24:34,526
We're always provin'
909
01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:38,030
Who we are
910
01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:41,283
Always reachin'
911
01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:44,369
For that risin' star
912
01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:47,831
To guide me far
913
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:51,168
And shine me home
914
01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:56,298
Out here on my own
915
01:24:59,052 --> 01:25:04,807
When I'm down and feelin' blue
916
01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:11,355
I close my eyes so I can be with you
917
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:15,359
Oh, baby, be strong for me
918
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:19,780
Baby, belong to me
919
01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:22,324
Help me through
920
01:25:22,492 --> 01:25:26,870
Help me need you
921
01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:30,624
Until the morning
922
01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:33,919
Sun appears
923
01:25:34,587 --> 01:25:37,256
Making light
924
01:25:37,423 --> 01:25:40,384
Of all my fears
925
01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:44,054
I dry the tears
926
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:47,057
I've never shown
927
01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:53,689
Out here on my own
928
01:25:55,150 --> 01:26:01,238
But when I'm down and feelin' blue
929
01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:07,870
I close my eyes so I can be with you
930
01:26:08,037 --> 01:26:11,790
Oh, baby, be strong for me
931
01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:16,211
Baby, belong to me
932
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:18,589
Help me through
933
01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:23,010
Help me need you
934
01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:27,222
Sometimes I wonder
935
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:30,601
Where I've been
936
01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:33,729
Who I am
937
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:37,608
Do I fit in?
938
01:26:38,109 --> 01:26:39,943
I may not win
939
01:26:41,070 --> 01:26:43,989
But I can't be thrown
940
01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:49,286
Out here
941
01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:54,791
On my own
942
01:26:57,795 --> 01:27:00,839
Out here
943
01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:07,804
On my own
944
01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:17,439
That was nice. Really.
945
01:27:17,857 --> 01:27:19,483
Sentimental shit.
946
01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:23,987
That was beautiful!
947
01:27:25,156 --> 01:27:28,367
That was beautiful.
948
01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:30,994
It was beautiful.
949
01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:42,172
- Yeah, this is it here.
- You live here?
950
01:27:42,382 --> 01:27:45,175
My sister lives here.
I'm always welcome.
951
01:27:45,385 --> 01:27:46,927
Very nice.
Yeah.
952
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:51,014
They're very fancy, huh?
I'll wait till you get inside.
953
01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:53,433
No. It's okay. Really.
954
01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:55,936
- Okay.
- It's a good neighborhood.
955
01:27:56,104 --> 01:28:00,357
- It's not much, but-
- Please, come on. That's not necessary.
956
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:01,984
I should pay you.
957
01:28:02,151 --> 01:28:06,488
You know, I play your tapes
for my customers, you know.
958
01:28:06,656 --> 01:28:12,202
They love that stuff.
My tips go up 20 percent, at least.
959
01:28:13,037 --> 01:28:16,873
- And my son is happy.
- He's writing some good shit too.
960
01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:20,711
We're gonna be all over the charts
one of these days.
961
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:25,549
- You make him happy, you know that?
- We're a hot team, you know.
962
01:28:25,717 --> 01:28:30,387
- You make him hotter. You know?
- Sure.
963
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:35,517
I seem to have that effect on people.
What can I do? Thanks again.
964
01:28:35,685 --> 01:28:38,228
- Good night, Bruno.
- Night. Take it easy.
965
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:40,147
Good night.
966
01:30:04,273 --> 01:30:05,774
You're crazy.
967
01:30:06,150 --> 01:30:07,317
You call a doctor?
968
01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:08,819
I don't think she's hurt.
969
01:30:09,153 --> 01:30:11,279
Since when are you
in the thinking business?
970
01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:12,823
She's frightened.
971
01:30:13,116 --> 01:30:16,326
- She's 5 fucking years old!
- Please keep your voice down.
972
01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:18,161
Raul!
973
01:30:18,329 --> 01:30:20,664
- You're in a church.
- You're in the Dark Ages!
974
01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:24,626
You kiss my ass, Padre.
975
01:30:25,294 --> 01:30:30,006
She needs a doctor! A doctor!
Not the goddamn Holy Ghost!
976
01:30:54,782 --> 01:30:56,867
Is she all right?
977
01:31:01,038 --> 01:31:03,874
You're not attacked by a creep
at 5 years old and all right.
978
01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:06,042
I'm sorry.
979
01:31:06,335 --> 01:31:09,087
Doris, I wasn't there!
I wasn't fucking there!
980
01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:10,714
What about your father?
981
01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:13,550
I happen to be between
fathers right now.
982
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,093
What does that mean?
983
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,846
You got to understand something.
984
01:31:18,389 --> 01:31:21,391
You got to understand
the Puerto Rican woman.
985
01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:24,895
She thinks about the kids...
986
01:31:25,104 --> 01:31:29,232
...how they gotta have a father.
Love has nothing to do with it.
987
01:31:30,109 --> 01:31:32,360
My mom has an extra room.
She rents it out.
988
01:31:32,528 --> 01:31:35,405
Next thing you know,
I've got a new father.
989
01:31:41,245 --> 01:31:44,748
They're all right, mostly.
They may stay a day...
990
01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:48,168
...or a week or a month,
if we're lucky.
991
01:31:48,836 --> 01:31:51,129
Sometimes they even pay the rent.
992
01:31:53,257 --> 01:31:55,133
They keep out all the rats.
993
01:31:56,010 --> 01:31:59,012
Not animal-type rats.
I'm talking about real rats...
994
01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:00,889
...the junkies and the winos...
995
01:32:01,057 --> 01:32:04,601
...and the shitheads
and the people who beat up...
996
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,024
...little 5-year-old kids.
997
01:32:14,737 --> 01:32:16,780
I got three sisters, see?
998
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:22,619
One of them, Maria, she's
in kind of a special place.
999
01:32:23,913 --> 01:32:27,958
We see her a couple times a year.
She's got a birth defect.
1000
01:32:31,087 --> 01:32:33,880
That's a goddamn lie.
1001
01:32:35,591 --> 01:32:38,260
That's a goddamn lie!
1002
01:32:39,929 --> 01:32:42,639
Want to know about my father?
My first fucking father?
1003
01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:44,975
He ain't no special shit.
1004
01:32:45,226 --> 01:32:49,813
He's in New York State Penitentiary.
He's doing time.
1005
01:32:51,148 --> 01:32:54,150
I remember this one night
he got bothered...
1006
01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:57,821
...because I was making her laugh.
I was telling her stories.
1007
01:32:58,322 --> 01:33:01,825
It was just kid stuff.
Flying carpets and dragons.
1008
01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:05,120
And he got mad
because she was laughing!
1009
01:33:05,705 --> 01:33:08,290
And he said I was telling her lies.
1010
01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:10,166
And this one night...
1011
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:13,169
...he got bothered.
1012
01:33:14,338 --> 01:33:16,798
He's beating me
and coming down on me...
1013
01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:18,466
...I said, "I make her laugh. "
1014
01:33:18,634 --> 01:33:21,803
That's not a lie, that's a gift,
goddamn it.
1015
01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:25,181
He can't do it.
1016
01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:30,687
He said if he can't do it,
he sure as shit's gonna stop it.
1017
01:33:32,315 --> 01:33:34,733
And he went for me, and...
1018
01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:38,528
...she got in the way
all of a sudden, and...
1019
01:33:40,156 --> 01:33:42,866
...he put her head inside a fucking wall.
1020
01:33:43,743 --> 01:33:47,037
If it was my fucking head,
it would've been all right...
1021
01:33:47,204 --> 01:33:49,372
...but it wasn't. It was hers!
1022
01:33:49,749 --> 01:33:53,877
If it was my fucking fat head,
it would've been all right.
1023
01:33:54,754 --> 01:33:58,798
She's a beautiful kid.
She's 5 fucking years old.
1024
01:33:59,050 --> 01:34:04,179
She's got a pretty little laugh.
She still laughs, as a matter of fact.
1025
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:08,159
Barbra Streisand didn't change her name.
1026
01:35:08,369 --> 01:35:12,038
I don't want to talk about it.
- I'll call you Doris, like always.
1027
01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:13,373
I won't answer.
1028
01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:17,377
It's a perfectly good name.
- For a perfectly good person.
1029
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:20,505
A skinny, boring, nondescript,
perfectly good person.
1030
01:35:20,673 --> 01:35:26,761
I have a lot of friends named Doris,
and they are none of those things.
1031
01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:29,139
- Yeah, but they're all-
- What?
1032
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,558
No, no, no. Say it. Go ahead. Say it!
1033
01:35:31,767 --> 01:35:36,146
I would like to know what my daughter
thinks is wrong with my friends.
1034
01:35:36,313 --> 01:35:39,858
I don't want a middle-aged name.
I can't relate to it.
1035
01:35:40,151 --> 01:35:41,651
You can call me Dominique.
1036
01:35:41,819 --> 01:35:42,986
Dominique.
1037
01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:45,488
- That's ridiculous.
- It's French.
1038
01:35:45,656 --> 01:35:50,160
- I know what it is, but it's not you.
I'll grow into it.
1039
01:35:50,411 --> 01:35:53,872
Dominique Finsecker?
- No. Dominique Dupont.
1040
01:35:54,498 --> 01:35:56,583
- Sounds like a hooker.
- Oh, Mama.
1041
01:35:56,792 --> 01:36:00,670
I don't know what's happening to you.
Tell me what's happening to you.
1042
01:36:01,088 --> 01:36:03,298
Where did my Doris go?
1043
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:07,594
Something wonderful is happening
to me, Mama. I'm growing up.
1044
01:36:08,846 --> 01:36:11,014
You're becoming somebody else.
1045
01:36:11,348 --> 01:36:15,727
- I'm becoming an actress.
- I want you to be the Doris that I know.
1046
01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:18,855
That I love. That helps
me with the groceries.
1047
01:36:19,064 --> 01:36:21,858
Makes me birthday cards...
1048
01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:24,444
...out of Cheerio packets, huh?
1049
01:36:25,070 --> 01:36:26,529
Not Dominique...
1050
01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:28,907
...who stays out all night.
1051
01:36:29,074 --> 01:36:30,450
Oh, Mama.
1052
01:36:30,701 --> 01:36:32,452
And gets pregnant.
1053
01:36:32,953 --> 01:36:35,371
Or has an abortion, God forbid.
1054
01:36:37,124 --> 01:36:40,376
Now, Dominique, she'd be smart.
1055
01:36:41,253 --> 01:36:42,962
But my Doris...
1056
01:36:43,547 --> 01:36:45,548
...she's dumb enough
to get knocked up-
1057
01:36:45,925 --> 01:36:48,218
Mama, it was just one night!
1058
01:36:50,137 --> 01:36:51,763
That's all it takes.
1059
01:37:03,108 --> 01:37:06,486
We'd like to welcome everyone to
The Rocky Horror Picture Show...
1060
01:37:06,654 --> 01:37:09,072
...here at the 8th Street Playhouse!
1061
01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:17,247
And our regulars would
like to wish a warm welcome...
1062
01:37:17,414 --> 01:37:19,916
...to all you virgins!
1063
01:37:23,629 --> 01:37:26,381
We have some special occasions tonight.
1064
01:37:26,757 --> 01:37:29,342
Tonight is Gail's birthday.
1065
01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:37,600
We have a special button
for a special young lady.
1066
01:37:37,768 --> 01:37:41,980
Tonight is Christine's 150th time!
1067
01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:51,573
Whoa! Whoa!
1068
01:37:52,908 --> 01:37:54,951
Let's hear it for her! Come on!
1069
01:38:01,625 --> 01:38:04,711
Now, we have a special warning
from the management.
1070
01:38:04,879 --> 01:38:07,922
No lit candles. No throwing
food at the screen. Understand?
1071
01:38:08,173 --> 01:38:09,465
Get on with the show!
1072
01:38:10,009 --> 01:38:12,635
This is the fucking show!
If you don't like it...
1073
01:38:12,803 --> 01:38:15,138
...you can go see the movie
in Staten Island!
1074
01:38:15,306 --> 01:38:18,474
Boy, is he in for a surprise tonight.
1075
01:38:18,851 --> 01:38:20,518
All right, for the cheers!
1076
01:38:20,686 --> 01:38:22,437
- Give me an R!
R!
1077
01:38:22,688 --> 01:38:24,230
- Give me an O!
- O!
1078
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,815
- Give me a C!
- C!
1079
01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:27,859
- Give me a K!
- K!
1080
01:38:28,027 --> 01:38:29,402
- Give me a Y!
- Y!
1081
01:38:29,653 --> 01:38:31,279
- What's it spell?
Rocky!
1082
01:38:31,447 --> 01:38:33,656
- I can't hear you!
- Rocky!
1083
01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:35,992
- One more time!
- Rocky!
1084
01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:37,285
- Give me an E!
- E!
1085
01:38:37,453 --> 01:38:38,995
- Give me an A!
- A!
1086
01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:41,915
- What kind of time we gonna have?
- E-A!
1087
01:38:42,082 --> 01:38:43,708
What does that mean?
1088
01:38:58,265 --> 01:39:01,851
MONTGOMERY
Is it okay if I call you mine?
1089
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:06,147
Just for a time
1090
01:39:11,528 --> 01:39:16,741
And I will be just fine
1091
01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:22,747
If I know that you know that I'm
1092
01:39:22,915 --> 01:39:27,835
Wanting, needing your love
1093
01:39:29,213 --> 01:39:34,050
Oh
1094
01:39:39,932 --> 01:39:43,393
If I ask of you, is it all right
1095
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:47,730
If I ask you to hold me tight
1096
01:39:47,898 --> 01:39:51,067
Through a cold, dark night
1097
01:39:53,153 --> 01:39:57,907
'Cause there may be
A cloudy day in sight
1098
01:39:59,660 --> 01:40:04,789
And I need to let you know that I might
1099
01:40:05,290 --> 01:40:10,420
Be needing your love
1100
01:40:10,921 --> 01:40:15,925
Oh
1101
01:40:21,223 --> 01:40:26,060
And what I'm trying to say
Isn't really new
1102
01:40:27,896 --> 01:40:30,732
It's just the things that happen to me
1103
01:40:30,899 --> 01:40:34,318
When I'm reminded of you
1104
01:40:54,715 --> 01:40:56,966
Where did that
motorcyclist come from?
1105
01:40:57,134 --> 01:40:58,885
I guess we'll have to turn back.
1106
01:41:05,434 --> 01:41:08,311
- What was that bang?
Must have a blowout.
1107
01:41:08,896 --> 01:41:10,229
Damn it!
1108
01:41:10,397 --> 01:41:14,484
- I should have gotten that spare fixed.
Asshole!
1109
01:41:14,651 --> 01:41:16,903
Stay here and keep warm.
I'll go for help.
1110
01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:19,489
Where will you go
in the middle of nowhere?
1111
01:41:19,656 --> 01:41:23,159
What's white and sells hamburgers?
1112
01:41:23,327 --> 01:41:26,329
Didn't we pass a castle down the road?
1113
01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:28,706
Maybe they have a telephone.
1114
01:41:28,874 --> 01:41:30,500
I'm going with you.
1115
01:41:35,005 --> 01:41:37,256
Kick it!
1116
01:41:41,345 --> 01:41:46,182
Hey, Janet! How about fries
to go with that shake?
1117
01:41:50,395 --> 01:41:52,355
Take the risk!
1118
01:41:59,905 --> 01:42:03,616
Hey, Riff, show us your mother!
1119
01:42:05,702 --> 01:42:10,957
It's astounding, time is fleeting
1120
01:42:11,875 --> 01:42:15,294
Madness takes its toll
1121
01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:18,923
But listen closely
1122
01:42:19,091 --> 01:42:21,134
Not for very much longer
1123
01:42:21,301 --> 01:42:22,802
Watch the film.
1124
01:42:22,970 --> 01:42:26,180
I've got to keep control
1125
01:42:26,348 --> 01:42:27,473
Lose it!
1126
01:42:27,641 --> 01:42:30,226
- I remember
- A lot.
1127
01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,563
- Doing the Time Warp
- One, two.
1128
01:42:33,730 --> 01:42:37,650
Drinking those moments when
1129
01:42:37,985 --> 01:42:40,570
The blackness would hit me
1130
01:42:40,737 --> 01:42:43,823
And the void would be calling
1131
01:42:44,324 --> 01:42:54,417
Let's do the Time Warp again
1132
01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:56,335
How's it go?
1133
01:42:56,503 --> 01:42:59,213
It's just a jump to the left.
1134
01:43:00,549 --> 01:43:03,009
And then a step to the right
1135
01:43:03,218 --> 01:43:04,468
With your hands on your hips.
1136
01:43:06,054 --> 01:43:08,431
And bring your knees in tight
1137
01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:11,017
But it's the pelvic thrust
1138
01:43:11,226 --> 01:43:13,519
That really drives you insane
1139
01:43:13,687 --> 01:43:14,770
Oh, my God.
1140
01:43:14,938 --> 01:43:25,198
Let's do the Time Warp again
1141
01:43:25,449 --> 01:43:28,284
- You did what?
- I got stoned.
1142
01:43:28,619 --> 01:43:30,494
Took her top off,
played with her bongos.
1143
01:43:30,746 --> 01:43:32,997
- I did not!
- It was incredible!
1144
01:43:33,207 --> 01:43:35,249
It was more than incredible, it was fun.
1145
01:43:35,417 --> 01:43:39,128
I felt naked when people looked at me
before. But they weren't looking at me...
1146
01:43:39,296 --> 01:43:42,465
...they were looking at someone
I put on. Like a costume.
1147
01:43:42,799 --> 01:43:47,345
If I don't have a personality, so what?
I'm an actress.
1148
01:43:47,596 --> 01:43:50,181
I can put on
as many personalities as I want.
1149
01:43:50,349 --> 01:43:53,142
- To schizophrenia!
- Abso-fucking-lutely!
1150
01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:57,271
- Abso-fucking-what?
- You kids ready to order now?
1151
01:43:57,856 --> 01:43:59,649
- Michael?
- Yeah.
1152
01:44:00,234 --> 01:44:01,943
You don't remember?
1153
01:44:02,527 --> 01:44:04,695
Two years ago. I'm Doris Fin-
1154
01:44:04,863 --> 01:44:08,532
I was Doris Finsecker, when
you were a senior at P.A.
1155
01:44:09,117 --> 01:44:13,120
- Yeah. Around the corner.
- You remember Montgomery MacNeil...
1156
01:44:13,288 --> 01:44:15,539
- ... and Ralph Garci.
- Sure. Good old days.
1157
01:44:15,999 --> 01:44:17,166
How was Hollywood?
1158
01:44:17,668 --> 01:44:18,834
Slow.
1159
01:44:19,044 --> 01:44:21,879
I met some people,
went to some parties.
1160
01:44:22,339 --> 01:44:25,758
- I did a pilot for a series.
- I didn't see it.
1161
01:44:25,968 --> 01:44:27,385
Nobody saw it.
1162
01:44:27,803 --> 01:44:28,886
Sorry.
1163
01:44:29,554 --> 01:44:31,681
I did a couple of days as a male nurse.
1164
01:44:31,848 --> 01:44:32,890
- Oh, yeah?
- Did you?
1165
01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:35,142
- On a soap.
- Oh.
1166
01:44:36,061 --> 01:44:38,771
- I didn't like L.A. too much.
- It sucks out there.
1167
01:44:39,147 --> 01:44:42,692
- Are you studying?
- I catch a class when I can.
1168
01:44:42,859 --> 01:44:44,527
Hard times, you know?
1169
01:44:45,404 --> 01:44:47,989
- I read for a showcase.
- Oh, really?
1170
01:44:48,156 --> 01:44:50,074
I got a callback next week.
1171
01:44:50,409 --> 01:44:52,285
- Hope you get it.
- Hey, good luck.
1172
01:44:52,661 --> 01:44:53,703
Yeah.
1173
01:44:54,329 --> 01:44:56,998
Yeah. Well...
1174
01:44:57,291 --> 01:44:58,666
What you kids having?
1175
01:44:58,917 --> 01:45:01,210
Got a special today on fried clams.
1176
01:45:01,545 --> 01:45:04,797
- Fried clams sound great.
- Yeah, that's fine.
1177
01:45:05,716 --> 01:45:09,552
- Fried clams is great.
Yeah, sounds good.
1178
01:45:13,223 --> 01:45:15,850
Of course.
Welcome to Catch a Rising Star.
1179
01:45:16,226 --> 01:45:19,603
Tonight is Monday night.
Did anybody know it was Monday night?
1180
01:45:19,896 --> 01:45:23,691
Monday night is audition night.
Anybody from anywhere...
1181
01:45:23,859 --> 01:45:26,027
...can come up here and do
what they want.
1182
01:45:26,194 --> 01:45:28,738
You should see what walks in the room.
1183
01:45:28,905 --> 01:45:32,116
Some of the people that started here
were David Brenner...
1184
01:45:32,326 --> 01:45:33,534
...Jimmie Walker...
1185
01:45:33,744 --> 01:45:38,205
...Gabe Kaplan, Freddie Prinze.
Maybe this next young man might...
1186
01:45:38,582 --> 01:45:40,333
...watch them on television.
1187
01:45:40,959 --> 01:45:44,545
Please welcome the comedy stylings...
1188
01:45:44,755 --> 01:45:47,757
...of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1189
01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:54,764
Yay, Ralph!
1190
01:45:55,599 --> 01:45:57,266
Thank you.
1191
01:45:57,434 --> 01:46:00,311
Like Richard said,
my name is Ralph Garci.
1192
01:46:00,479 --> 01:46:02,396
I'm a professional asshole.
1193
01:46:05,734 --> 01:46:09,153
I see we have a few
amateurs in the audience.
1194
01:46:09,363 --> 01:46:11,947
That's very good. I have some-
1195
01:46:12,115 --> 01:46:16,827
Some. I have all of my friends here
tonight. From P.A. graduating class.
1196
01:46:16,995 --> 01:46:18,954
- From P.A.! Whoa!
- Whoa!
1197
01:46:21,291 --> 01:46:23,793
It's very important to have friends.
1198
01:46:24,002 --> 01:46:26,379
I live in the South Bronx.
1199
01:46:26,963 --> 01:46:31,675
That's the country just north of Harlem
and west of Puerto Rico.
1200
01:46:31,885 --> 01:46:33,969
It's a very tough neighborhood.
1201
01:46:34,137 --> 01:46:37,681
The dogs carry knives. Right.
1202
01:46:37,891 --> 01:46:40,684
Did you ever see a baby
with a zip gun?
1203
01:46:40,894 --> 01:46:45,856
You gotta have friends. You can't
alienate anybody up there. Nobody.
1204
01:46:46,024 --> 01:46:49,693
Black people, white people, Chicanos,
Puerto Ricans, cockroaches.
1205
01:46:50,320 --> 01:46:53,155
You gotta respect cockroaches.
They got a good union.
1206
01:46:53,490 --> 01:46:57,910
Last week, 15,000 marched down my
block demanding better housing.
1207
01:47:00,038 --> 01:47:03,916
But I love the South Bronx.
Everywhere you go from there is up.
1208
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:09,797
Everybody has dreams in the
South Bronx. I had dreams.
1209
01:47:10,173 --> 01:47:13,676
Stop your average boy
on a South Bronx street...
1210
01:47:13,927 --> 01:47:16,846
...and ask him
what he wants to be.
1211
01:47:17,222 --> 01:47:20,349
"I want to be an ex-junkie, man. "
1212
01:47:21,476 --> 01:47:23,352
You can see them every day.
1213
01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:27,857
You can't drive because of the dreams
on the streets being seen by cokeheads.
1214
01:47:28,024 --> 01:47:33,028
The minute that white line's laid down
the street, you got somebody going:
1215
01:47:34,239 --> 01:47:35,364
It's true.
1216
01:47:35,532 --> 01:47:39,577
And then there is sex.
1217
01:47:40,745 --> 01:47:42,204
Oh, yeah.
1218
01:47:42,372 --> 01:47:45,249
Kids are into sex earlier in South Bronx.
1219
01:47:46,251 --> 01:47:47,960
Like about 6 a. m.
1220
01:47:52,215 --> 01:47:54,008
You were wonderful.
No.
1221
01:47:54,176 --> 01:47:57,094
- Really.
- I was good. I felt more than good.
1222
01:47:57,262 --> 01:47:59,388
- The guy wants me back.
- You're kidding!
1223
01:47:59,556 --> 01:48:01,223
He wants to book me regularly.
1224
01:48:01,391 --> 01:48:02,850
- Great!
- That's not great...
1225
01:48:03,018 --> 01:48:05,186
...it's fantastic! It's like electricity.
1226
01:48:05,353 --> 01:48:08,898
You're out there. Those faces are
out there, staring at you...
1227
01:48:09,065 --> 01:48:12,526
...and you draw them in, then
you hit them with the juice.
1228
01:48:12,694 --> 01:48:16,906
And bam! They fucking explode!
And that power goes back and forth.
1229
01:48:17,073 --> 01:48:19,575
Next thing you know,
you're making them laugh.
1230
01:48:19,743 --> 01:48:23,370
That is the meanest high there is.
That beats dope. That beats sex.
1231
01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:27,041
I love fucking acting!
1232
01:48:27,250 --> 01:48:30,753
With my money, we can get
a place. We can get married maybe.
1233
01:48:30,921 --> 01:48:35,132
I'll have $20,000 a week, a hit
TV series, my face on TV Guide!
1234
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:36,425
- Wait!
- What?
1235
01:48:36,593 --> 01:48:40,387
- What about me? Don't I get a career?
- A career? I'll give you a career.
1236
01:48:40,597 --> 01:48:45,768
How about Shakespeare in the Park
and you get to win 17 Tony awards?
1237
01:48:46,019 --> 01:48:49,772
- All right. Bye.
- All right. Okay. Bye.
1238
01:48:49,940 --> 01:48:52,316
- Bye!
- Don't mug anybody.
1239
01:48:52,776 --> 01:48:55,819
- Don't rape anybody.
- I'll rape you.
1240
01:48:56,029 --> 01:48:59,156
Don't rape anybody, okay?
I'll see you later. Take care.
1241
01:49:04,329 --> 01:49:05,621
You see...
1242
01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:10,167
...I've been offered this place
with the San Francisco Ballet.
1243
01:49:10,335 --> 01:49:13,462
I haven't told anyone yet,
but I'm gonna take it.
1244
01:49:13,630 --> 01:49:15,756
I don't care what they think.
1245
01:49:16,299 --> 01:49:18,759
I'm a good dancer. Better than good.
1246
01:49:18,969 --> 01:49:21,470
Maybe even the best in the school.
1247
01:49:22,305 --> 01:49:25,766
That's not conceit.
It's just simple honesty.
1248
01:49:26,935 --> 01:49:31,480
If I stay in New York, everybody will
think I bought my way into ABT.
1249
01:49:31,773 --> 01:49:36,860
I'm not starving myself to death
for Balanchine's City Ballet.
1250
01:49:38,071 --> 01:49:41,490
Not that I mind doing
the corps de ballet bullshit.
1251
01:49:42,075 --> 01:49:44,577
I'd sooner do it out of town.
1252
01:49:46,162 --> 01:49:48,789
I'll pay my dues on the West Coast.
1253
01:49:49,624 --> 01:49:52,376
Come back to New York as a star.
1254
01:49:55,171 --> 01:49:56,380
You see...
1255
01:49:57,215 --> 01:49:59,842
...I've always had this crazy dream...
1256
01:50:00,010 --> 01:50:03,721
...of dancing all the classical
roles before I'm 21.
1257
01:50:05,390 --> 01:50:09,393
I want Giselles and Coppélias
coming out of my feet.
1258
01:50:09,978 --> 01:50:12,021
And Sleeping Beauties...
1259
01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:14,481
...and the Swan.
1260
01:50:16,109 --> 01:50:19,153
I want bravos in Stuttgart
and Leningrad...
1261
01:50:19,321 --> 01:50:20,863
...and Paris.
1262
01:50:22,157 --> 01:50:25,618
Maybe even a ballet
created especially for me.
1263
01:50:28,913 --> 01:50:30,414
You see...
1264
01:50:31,124 --> 01:50:33,917
...there's no room for a baby.
1265
01:50:34,878 --> 01:50:38,422
Will this be Master Charge
or American Express, honey?
1266
01:50:47,223 --> 01:50:48,557
Excuse me.
1267
01:50:49,768 --> 01:50:51,560
You're an actress, aren't you?
1268
01:50:51,895 --> 01:50:53,270
I might be.
1269
01:50:54,147 --> 01:50:55,939
A Chorus Line, right?
1270
01:50:56,399 --> 01:51:00,069
Aren't you the one that does that
hot, smoky number in the red dress?
1271
01:51:00,654 --> 01:51:03,405
I'm right, ain't I? I knew it.
1272
01:51:03,948 --> 01:51:07,910
Boy, let me tell you, you are
the best thing in that show.
1273
01:51:09,537 --> 01:51:13,248
I guess you get tired of hearing that.
Excuse me.
1274
01:51:13,416 --> 01:51:14,958
No, I don't.
1275
01:51:16,461 --> 01:51:18,253
You don't belong there.
1276
01:51:18,588 --> 01:51:20,964
If you don't mind my
saying so, you're a star.
1277
01:51:21,174 --> 01:51:22,925
You need a show all to yourself.
1278
01:51:23,176 --> 01:51:27,471
- You've got a lovely face, a great figure.
- I sing too.
1279
01:51:27,681 --> 01:51:29,181
- No.
- And play the piano.
1280
01:51:29,432 --> 01:51:32,226
That's what I mean. But it's
more than just talent...
1281
01:51:32,394 --> 01:51:34,436
...it's a certain quality.
1282
01:51:34,688 --> 01:51:37,606
You're the kind of girl that
stands out in a room.
1283
01:51:37,816 --> 01:51:40,901
This might sound a little
presumptuous of me...
1284
01:51:41,736 --> 01:51:43,779
I should probably
just call your agent.
1285
01:51:44,447 --> 01:51:48,742
- I don't really relate to agents.
- Don't blame you at all.
1286
01:51:48,952 --> 01:51:52,329
Listen, my name is François.
François Lafete.
1287
01:51:52,747 --> 01:51:53,789
Coco.
1288
01:51:54,124 --> 01:51:57,418
Coco? Coco? That's terrific!
1289
01:51:57,711 --> 01:52:01,797
Listen, Coco, I'm doing this picture
down in the south of France, you know?
1290
01:52:02,465 --> 01:52:05,008
I was wondering if...
1291
01:52:05,844 --> 01:52:08,470
...maybe you'd like to do
a screen test for me.
1292
01:52:12,308 --> 01:52:13,809
Are you serious?
1293
01:52:14,310 --> 01:52:16,979
Lost in what I overheard
1294
01:52:17,147 --> 01:52:18,772
My little princess lay
1295
01:52:18,940 --> 01:52:21,150
- It sometimes annoys me
- Bunsky.
1296
01:52:21,317 --> 01:52:24,361
- But I know it enjoys me
- Hey, Bunsky.
1297
01:52:24,821 --> 01:52:25,946
You seen Sherwood?
1298
01:52:26,156 --> 01:52:28,282
She's with her husband.
1299
01:52:28,450 --> 01:52:31,160
- I didn't know she had a husband.
- He's sick, Leroy.
1300
01:52:31,494 --> 01:52:33,203
He'd have to be to be her husband.
1301
01:52:33,371 --> 01:52:36,165
He's quite bad.
In the hospital, anyway.
1302
01:52:36,332 --> 01:52:38,250
- Hospital?
- Apparently.
1303
01:52:38,793 --> 01:52:40,461
Okay, Schlepstein.
1304
01:53:08,198 --> 01:53:10,365
Leroy. What are you doing here?
1305
01:53:12,035 --> 01:53:15,412
You ever heard of Alvin Ailey?
1306
01:53:15,663 --> 01:53:16,914
Alvin Ailey?
1307
01:53:17,415 --> 01:53:18,540
He's a...
1308
01:53:19,209 --> 01:53:20,709
He's a choreographer?
1309
01:53:21,419 --> 01:53:23,754
He wants me to join his company.
1310
01:53:23,922 --> 01:53:27,424
I'm sorry, Leroy, but I don't think
this is the time-
1311
01:53:27,592 --> 01:53:30,385
I can't if you flunk me out.
I have to pass.
1312
01:53:30,595 --> 01:53:32,554
You should've thought of it
four years ago.
1313
01:53:32,806 --> 01:53:35,432
Where I come from
it don't pay to read and speak white.
1314
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:37,518
Don't lecture me, Leroy.
1315
01:53:38,061 --> 01:53:42,022
Maybe I didn't say it right, but you
been down hard on me since day one.
1316
01:53:42,190 --> 01:53:44,399
Whatever you say, Leroy. Go home.
1317
01:53:44,567 --> 01:53:47,778
I stopped going home!
You never knew that, did you?
1318
01:53:47,946 --> 01:53:52,366
You make a big deal about pulling us out
of the gutter, yet you won't eat with us.
1319
01:53:52,534 --> 01:53:55,202
You know where that leaves people
like me? Nowhere!
1320
01:53:55,370 --> 01:53:59,540
- It isn't the time. I don't wanna hear it.
- You're going to hear it!
1321
01:53:59,707 --> 01:54:03,585
- I'm gonna be a good dancer!
- Just get out of here, please!
1322
01:54:03,878 --> 01:54:05,921
- You will not keep me down...
- Leave me alone!
1323
01:54:06,089 --> 01:54:12,135
- ... because I can't read stories!
- Don't you think of anyone but yourself?
1324
01:54:32,156 --> 01:54:33,240
Hey.
1325
01:54:33,908 --> 01:54:35,784
How's your old man doing?
1326
01:54:36,452 --> 01:54:37,452
Shit.
1327
01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:43,125
Here.
1328
01:54:45,003 --> 01:54:46,628
Thank you.
1329
01:55:49,025 --> 01:55:50,359
- Coco.
- Hi.
1330
01:55:50,526 --> 01:55:53,362
Bonjour. You made it. Come on in.
1331
01:55:56,699 --> 01:55:59,743
- Am I early?
- Don't be silly. Let me take your coat.
1332
01:56:00,244 --> 01:56:02,454
- Where's the crew?
- You're looking at him.
1333
01:56:02,664 --> 01:56:05,832
I must have total control of
the creative product.
1334
01:56:06,000 --> 01:56:07,376
Like Godard.
1335
01:56:08,211 --> 01:56:11,463
- Jean-Luc Godard? Ever hear of that guy?
- French?
1336
01:56:11,714 --> 01:56:13,840
Ah, oui. Like me.
1337
01:56:14,008 --> 01:56:16,385
- You ever see any of his pictures?
- Sure.
1338
01:56:16,552 --> 01:56:19,429
- Then you know what I'm talking about.
- Yeah.
1339
01:56:19,597 --> 01:56:24,059
You see, I belong, sort of, to the
auteur school of filmmaking.
1340
01:56:24,227 --> 01:56:25,769
It's like the-
1341
01:56:25,979 --> 01:56:29,356
It's like the Mediterranean
approach, you know what I mean?
1342
01:56:30,692 --> 01:56:33,068
- Do you want a beer?
- No, thanks. I'm okay.
1343
01:56:33,236 --> 01:56:36,905
- It might relax you.
- It's all right. I have a lot on my mind.
1344
01:56:37,073 --> 01:56:38,198
I understand.
1345
01:56:40,368 --> 01:56:42,202
- What?
- Come here.
1346
01:56:42,412 --> 01:56:46,915
- Oh.
- That's it. I want you to sit right here.
1347
01:56:47,083 --> 01:56:52,087
We're gonna do a lovely close-up
of that beautiful face.
1348
01:56:53,089 --> 01:56:56,425
I get nervous at first with cold readings,
but then I'm all right.
1349
01:56:56,592 --> 01:56:59,761
Don't worry about that.
We'll get to the dialogue later.
1350
01:57:00,596 --> 01:57:05,267
- So, you like art movies, huh, Coco?
- Antonioni and those people? Sure.
1351
01:57:05,435 --> 01:57:07,894
It beats watching Laverne and Shirley.
1352
01:57:08,062 --> 01:57:11,314
Coco, you don't know
what you're doing to my lens.
1353
01:57:13,776 --> 01:57:16,111
You have a natural rapport
with the camera.
1354
01:57:16,279 --> 01:57:19,573
It's unbelievable. Some performers
can make love to the camera.
1355
01:57:19,741 --> 01:57:21,116
Garbo did.
1356
01:57:21,576 --> 01:57:23,118
Monroe did.
1357
01:57:24,537 --> 01:57:25,746
So could you.
1358
01:57:26,122 --> 01:57:28,123
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
1359
01:57:28,583 --> 01:57:30,751
Could you take your top off, please?
1360
01:57:34,464 --> 01:57:37,632
- What?
- Could you take your blouse off?
1361
01:57:39,469 --> 01:57:41,762
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.
1362
01:57:42,847 --> 01:57:45,807
What's the matter?
You're acting like some dumb kid.
1363
01:57:45,975 --> 01:57:48,351
- I thought you were a professional.
- I am.
1364
01:57:48,561 --> 01:57:50,479
Well, then what's the problem?
1365
01:58:02,992 --> 01:58:04,826
I can't.
1366
01:58:14,879 --> 01:58:16,171
That's better.
1367
01:58:17,715 --> 01:58:19,174
That's lovely.
1368
01:58:21,010 --> 01:58:22,677
Oh, yeah.
1369
01:58:24,514 --> 01:58:28,642
Yeah. Could you arch your back?
Arch your back a little, Coco.
1370
01:58:29,268 --> 01:58:32,020
It's très jolie, Coco, it's très jolie.
1371
01:58:32,188 --> 01:58:34,397
Smile for me, Coco.
1372
01:58:34,732 --> 01:58:39,694
Come on, Coco. Smile, smile.
Smile for me.
1373
01:58:40,863 --> 01:58:42,656
Now take your thumb...
1374
01:58:42,824 --> 01:58:44,533
...and put it in your mouth...
1375
01:58:44,700 --> 01:58:47,202
...like a little schoolgirl.
1376
01:58:49,622 --> 01:58:52,040
You ever notice
black news reporters...
1377
01:58:52,208 --> 01:58:55,043
...get hired because
they have white accents?
1378
01:58:55,211 --> 01:58:58,630
They should hire a more natural guy,
a dude from the street.
1379
01:58:59,048 --> 01:59:00,632
"This is Rufus X with the news... "
1380
01:59:03,052 --> 01:59:04,553
I need something.
1381
01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:06,054
Sleep.
1382
01:59:06,764 --> 01:59:09,391
- Something to keep me flying.
- Like what?
1383
01:59:09,767 --> 01:59:12,561
Like by way of your witch doctor.
1384
01:59:12,895 --> 01:59:15,230
I don't see Dr. Golden anymore.
You know that.
1385
01:59:15,731 --> 01:59:17,607
Anyway, you've been taking too much.
1386
01:59:17,775 --> 01:59:20,569
- Thanks, Marcus Welby.
- I know what I'm talking about.
1387
01:59:20,736 --> 01:59:23,113
Why don't you get off my fucking case?
1388
01:59:23,281 --> 01:59:26,074
- I'm your friend.
- You're my friend? Really?
1389
01:59:26,242 --> 01:59:29,911
I know what you've been
after, you goddamn faggot.
1390
01:59:34,083 --> 01:59:35,959
I gotta go to the bathroom.
1391
01:59:37,753 --> 01:59:39,462
Good. You do that.
1392
01:59:41,424 --> 01:59:42,966
Hi. You got a problem?
1393
01:59:43,593 --> 01:59:44,926
Yeah, I do.
1394
01:59:45,428 --> 01:59:48,471
- We never see you anymore.
- You see me plenty.
1395
01:59:48,723 --> 01:59:51,600
Drinking with your new friends
after the show.
1396
01:59:51,767 --> 01:59:55,061
After the show is when
all the big names come in.
1397
01:59:55,229 --> 01:59:57,439
You meet people. That's what counts.
1398
01:59:57,607 --> 02:00:00,442
I hate drinking. I'm doing this
for my future. For our future.
1399
02:00:00,610 --> 02:00:03,904
You're doing this for some image,
for Freddie because he did it.
1400
02:00:04,071 --> 02:00:06,448
- Yeah? Maybe.
- Yeah? Well, he died doing it.
1401
02:00:06,782 --> 02:00:08,950
- He could have been a real actor.
- He was!
1402
02:00:09,118 --> 02:00:12,829
He was funny and charming
and he made people laugh. That's it.
1403
02:00:12,997 --> 02:00:16,458
- That's plenty!
- That's not enough! Not for you!
1404
02:00:16,626 --> 02:00:18,460
- Jesus Christ!
- You are good, Ralph.
1405
02:00:18,628 --> 02:00:21,129
- You're seriously really good.
- Jesus.
1406
02:00:21,297 --> 02:00:26,134
You're full of rage and pain and love.
Not just jokes. You're an original.
1407
02:00:26,302 --> 02:00:28,261
The original Ralph Garci.
1408
02:00:28,471 --> 02:00:31,514
- You don't have to be somebody else.
- You're bringing me down!
1409
02:00:31,724 --> 02:00:32,766
Don't be somebody else.
1410
02:00:32,934 --> 02:00:34,976
- You're bringing me fucking down!
- I'm sorry!
1411
02:00:35,144 --> 02:00:38,813
I gotta go make people laugh, and
you're talking about rage and pain.
1412
02:00:38,981 --> 02:00:41,858
- I said I'm sorry!
- It takes fucking wings.
1413
02:00:42,026 --> 02:00:45,320
Miss Seriously, let me tear flypaper, huh?
1414
02:00:45,821 --> 02:00:47,822
Give me a fucking break, honey!
1415
02:00:47,990 --> 02:00:53,995
Give me a fucking break.
Okay, pal? Thank you.
1416
02:00:54,664 --> 02:00:58,500
- What's happening to you?
- What's happening to me? Success.
1417
02:00:58,668 --> 02:01:02,754
Now, you either hang on or hang up.
All right?
1418
02:01:08,344 --> 02:01:12,180
It's a great pleasure to introduce
a young man who's funny and loud.
1419
02:01:12,348 --> 02:01:13,682
Especially during my act.
1420
02:01:13,849 --> 02:01:17,811
Please welcome the comedy stylings
of Ralph Garci, ladies and gentlemen.
1421
02:01:19,188 --> 02:01:25,527
That's right. My name is Ralph Garci,
and I'm a professional asshole.
1422
02:01:29,532 --> 02:01:34,786
That's right. I see we have a couple
of amateurs in the audience tonight.
1423
02:01:35,204 --> 02:01:36,871
Don't we?
1424
02:01:38,207 --> 02:01:41,001
I see. How about sign language?
1425
02:01:41,168 --> 02:01:44,713
We have a standing ovation
over there.
1426
02:01:45,089 --> 02:01:49,092
That's great. Hon, where you from?
1427
02:01:49,343 --> 02:01:53,722
Okey-dokey. That's my best friend.
1428
02:01:55,224 --> 02:01:58,393
Yeah, friends are important.
You know, I, uh...
1429
02:01:58,561 --> 02:02:02,731
I live in the South Bronx, and up there,
you got the Harlems of-
1430
02:02:03,065 --> 02:02:06,901
Shit! I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Fuck it.
1431
02:02:07,403 --> 02:02:08,903
That was supposed to be...
1432
02:02:09,405 --> 02:02:13,533
The north- The countries north
of Harlem and west of Puerto Rico.
1433
02:02:13,909 --> 02:02:16,619
That's what it was supposed to be.
Yes, indeed it was.
1434
02:02:16,829 --> 02:02:18,913
Anyway, there's lots of things there:
1435
02:02:19,081 --> 02:02:22,917
Rats, cockroaches,
and, you know, little bugs.
1436
02:02:23,085 --> 02:02:26,755
You know what cockroaches are?
Little things that crawl in the night.
1437
02:02:28,758 --> 02:02:33,428
Listen, I don't mean to alarm you,
but if you don't laugh, you'll get cancer.
1438
02:02:35,598 --> 02:02:39,768
Sorry. That was probably in bad taste,
and I didn't really...
1439
02:02:43,981 --> 02:02:48,109
Excuse me. Fuck it.
Thank you very much.
1440
02:03:09,465 --> 02:03:10,632
What do you want?
1441
02:03:11,300 --> 02:03:13,468
Pizza sounds good.
You wanna eat?
1442
02:03:14,261 --> 02:03:17,097
Could you give me a break, all right?
1443
02:03:17,515 --> 02:03:20,475
We could split a special,
with anchovies, maybe.
1444
02:03:20,810 --> 02:03:26,022
Fuck anchovies. I died out there,
you're talking about fucking pizzas?
1445
02:03:26,190 --> 02:03:31,820
- No, I'm talking about eating pizzas.
- Oh, that's very funny. You're a howl.
1446
02:03:31,987 --> 02:03:35,031
You should have been out there.
The audience hated me.
1447
02:03:35,199 --> 02:03:39,536
- You had a bad night. That happens.
- Not to me, it doesn't.
1448
02:03:39,703 --> 02:03:42,997
What do you want? Insurance?
You're in the wrong business.
1449
02:03:43,165 --> 02:03:46,126
Performers aren't safe.
We're pie-in-the-face people.
1450
02:03:46,293 --> 02:03:49,629
Look, don't lecture me.
All right, Sir Laurence?
1451
02:03:49,797 --> 02:03:53,675
All anyone ever promised you was
seven classes a day and a hot lunch.
1452
02:03:54,176 --> 02:03:55,677
The rest is up to you.
1453
02:03:55,845 --> 02:04:00,348
Back in the Middle Ages, actors,
they didn't even want to bury us.
1454
02:04:01,350 --> 02:04:03,143
Well, they do now.
1455
02:04:03,853 --> 02:04:06,521
Not if you're good.
1456
02:04:08,232 --> 02:04:10,024
How do you know?
1457
02:04:10,985 --> 02:04:13,695
How do you know if you're good?
1458
02:04:13,863 --> 02:04:16,030
Maybe you never know.
1459
02:04:21,370 --> 02:04:24,873
You just hang in, I guess.
1460
02:04:29,211 --> 02:04:31,171
You know the weirdest thing...
1461
02:04:32,006 --> 02:04:33,840
...is Freddie.
1462
02:04:34,717 --> 02:04:38,887
When he made it, he realized
it was everything he hated.
1463
02:04:39,472 --> 02:04:41,556
Cadillac Eldorado.
1464
02:04:41,724 --> 02:04:43,766
Pocketful of Quaaludes.
1465
02:04:43,976 --> 02:04:45,393
Johnny Carson.
1466
02:04:45,561 --> 02:04:47,729
It was no special shit.
1467
02:04:48,063 --> 02:04:50,231
You're not Freddie, Ralph.
1468
02:04:50,399 --> 02:04:52,901
I know that. I know.
1469
02:04:54,236 --> 02:04:58,573
Know something else about Freddie?
Freddie didn't even want to be Freddie.
1470
02:04:58,741 --> 02:05:02,911
- No?
- No. He wanted to be Joe Namath.
1471
02:05:05,247 --> 02:05:06,539
You laughed.
1472
02:05:06,707 --> 02:05:09,375
- Guess I'm funny.
- Let's get out of here.
1473
02:05:13,130 --> 02:05:14,214
Uh-uh.
1474
02:05:21,931 --> 02:05:23,097
5'7"?
1475
02:05:30,064 --> 02:05:32,649
Okay, you're finished.
Stand over there.
1476
02:05:32,816 --> 02:05:35,443
Go on. Keep the line moving.
Come on.
1477
02:06:10,187 --> 02:06:16,150
I sing the body electric
1478
02:06:16,318 --> 02:06:21,698
I celebrate the me yet to come
1479
02:06:22,408 --> 02:06:28,162
I toast to my own reunion
1480
02:06:28,539 --> 02:06:34,210
When I become one with the sun
1481
02:06:34,378 --> 02:06:40,425
And I'll look back on Venus
I'll look back on Mars
1482
02:06:40,593 --> 02:06:46,306
And I'll burn with the fire
Of 10 million stars
1483
02:06:46,724 --> 02:06:49,684
And in time, and in time
1484
02:06:49,852 --> 02:06:57,817
We will all be stars
1485
02:07:05,534 --> 02:07:11,331
I sing the body electric
1486
02:07:11,749 --> 02:07:17,086
I glory in the glow of rebirth
1487
02:07:17,755 --> 02:07:23,259
Creating my own tomorrow
1488
02:07:23,886 --> 02:07:29,307
When I shall embody the earth
1489
02:07:29,475 --> 02:07:33,019
- And I'll serenade Venus
- And I'll serenade Venus
1490
02:07:33,187 --> 02:07:35,647
- I'll serenade Mars
- I'll serenade Mars
1491
02:07:35,814 --> 02:07:39,150
- And I'll burn with the fire
- And I'll burn with the fire
1492
02:07:39,318 --> 02:07:41,736
- Of 10 million stars
- Of 10 million stars
1493
02:07:41,904 --> 02:07:44,906
- And in time, and in time
- And in time, and in time
1494
02:07:45,074 --> 02:07:50,078
- We will all be stars
- We will all be stars
1495
02:07:50,245 --> 02:07:52,205
Yeah
1496
02:07:52,581 --> 02:07:55,333
- Ooh, yeah
- Yeah, yeah
1497
02:08:51,640 --> 02:08:54,267
We are the emperors now
1498
02:08:54,435 --> 02:08:56,978
And we are the czars
1499
02:08:57,146 --> 02:09:00,148
- And in time
- And in time
1500
02:09:00,315 --> 02:09:03,443
We will all be
1501
02:09:03,652 --> 02:09:09,699
- I sing the body electric
- Stars
1502
02:09:10,075 --> 02:09:16,289
I celebrate the me yet to come
1503
02:09:16,498 --> 02:09:22,336
- I toast to my own reunion
- My own reunion
1504
02:09:22,504 --> 02:09:27,925
When I become one with the sun
1505
02:09:28,427 --> 02:09:31,929
- And I'll look back on Venus
- Look back on Venus
1506
02:09:32,097 --> 02:09:34,807
- I'll look back on Mars
- Look back on Mars
1507
02:09:34,975 --> 02:09:37,769
- And I'll burn with the fire
- Burn
1508
02:09:37,936 --> 02:09:40,521
Of 10 million stars
1509
02:09:40,689 --> 02:09:46,611
- And in time, and in time
- And in time
1510
02:09:46,779 --> 02:09:49,530
- And in time
- And in time
1511
02:09:49,698 --> 02:09:56,496
We will all be
1512
02:09:56,663 --> 02:10:02,710
Stars