1 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:53,179 [mellow music playing] 2 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,904 [woman] 1931. 3 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,656 England and the Empire 4 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,575 are in the grips of the Great Depression, 5 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:20,289 But the British aristocracy keeps calm and carries on. 6 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,375 None more so than the Davenports, 7 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:28,506 lords of Fackham Hall for over 400 years. 8 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,633 The sheer grandeur of Fackham Hall 9 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:33,219 was a testament to splendor, 10 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,305 and an enduring family legacy. 11 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,767 Its hallowed rooms have witnessed so much. 12 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,438 Life and death, laughter and tragedy, 13 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:46,440 -heartbreak and romance. -[ringing] 14 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,696 But England was a nation divided by class. 15 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:55,366 The below-stair staff obediently served their masters, 16 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,702 and prepared sumptuous feasts. 17 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,913 Pheasant, caviar, venison. 18 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,291 Whatever a guest desired, they would supply it. 19 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,672 And whilst this winter would prove particularly bleak, 20 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:13,134 the tireless work of those staff below stairs 21 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:17,721 ensured that Lord and Lady Davenport wanted for nothing. 22 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:22,560 They led a decadent life of unimaginable luxury, 23 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,437 and barely had to lift a finger. 24 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,276 [Prudence] So, finally, one of our children is to be wed 25 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,111 and shall soon fly the nest. 26 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,155 I'm just delighted 27 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,949 that our beloved home shall remain in the family. 28 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,911 I'm just delighted that after so many years of courting, 29 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,079 she's finally found the right cousin. 30 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,750 At least Poppy's got our interests at heart, unlike Rose. 31 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,084 Rose may yet marry. 32 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,505 Oh, come on, Humphrey. Who'd want old Rose? 33 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:54,842 She's 23. A dried-up husk of a woman. 34 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,719 Barren, desiccated. 35 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:59,889 A wizened old walnut of a spinster. 36 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,099 Rose, darling, would you pass the milk? 37 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:05,937 Mama, Archibald is ghastly. 38 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,939 It's unfair to force Poppy so. 39 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,398 Why can't she simply marry for love? 40 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,276 Oh, how can you be so naive, child? 41 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,696 Do you think that I married your father out of love? 42 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,366 Because I found him attractive? 43 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:22,495 Liked his personality? His micro penis? 44 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:26,040 No, I married him out of duty. 45 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,833 And we couldn't be happier. 46 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,086 But Mama's right, my darling. 47 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,547 This is about the future of Fackham Hall. 48 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,300 Of our family. 49 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,887 We thought, having produced four sons, 50 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:43,349 that the Davenport line of succession was assured. 51 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:48,187 What cursed luck to lose all four of them. 52 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:52,358 And in four completely separate incidents. 53 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,652 I console myself knowing 54 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,905 that at least they died doing the thing they loved. 55 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,990 [somber music playing] 56 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,371 [Rose] But does this not make you realize 57 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,206 that such an archaic system of succession, 58 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,918 that only recognizes male heirs is, pardon my French, 59 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,379 [in French] a massive crock of shit? 60 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,048 Rose, we must be realistic. 61 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,134 Your father's not going to live forever. 62 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:20,636 Come on. Father has the constitution of an ox. 63 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:22,471 -[choking] -So long as we keep a close eye on him, 64 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,474 -he'll remain that way. -How can you be so blind 65 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:26,809 to the circumstances? 66 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:31,105 Unless your sister marries Archibald, we will be evicted. 67 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,691 Forced to live in Central London. 68 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,693 Then I'll find myself a profession. 69 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:39,780 -[grunting] -A Davenport working for money? 70 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,742 Are you trying to send your father to an early grave? 71 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:46,203 All I ever think of is Father's well-being. 72 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:49,332 Well, you evidently care less for this family 73 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,513 -than your beautiful sister. -[clattering] 74 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:55,170 Humphrey! Shield your mouth when coughing. 75 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,923 My sincerest apologies, Prudence. 76 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,177 My lord, ladies. 77 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,845 The dressing bell has been rung. 78 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,181 Drinks will shortly be served in the drawing room. 79 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,683 -Thank you, Cyril. -I do so hope 80 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,937 it will be sunny for the wedding. Hey, Cyri. 81 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,397 -Mm-hm. -What's the weather tomorrow? 82 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,151 Expect partly cloudy skies in Fackham tomorrow, 83 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,154 with a 40 percent chance of snow. 84 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,868 -[door closes] -Do you ever worry that Cyri 85 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,454 is always listening in to our conversations? 86 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,998 Oh, now, come. Not this again, darling. 87 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,917 We've already had to get rid of poor old Alexa. 88 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,753 [Prudence] That's true. 89 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,838 [lighthearted music playing] 90 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:48,724 [woman] London, birthplace of emphysema, 91 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,309 child exploitation, 92 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:54,104 and a charming young pickpocket called Eric. 93 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,815 National ink shortage! 94 00:05:57,775 --> 00:06:01,403 Read all about it! National ink shortage! 95 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,328 -You there. Here. -National ink shortage! 96 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,663 Blast and botheration! 97 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,791 Excuse me, sir. You dropped your wallet. 98 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,252 -Ah. -[woman] Eric couldn't be more different 99 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,130 from the Davenports at Fackham Hall. 100 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,633 He doesn't have any land, titles, underwear, 101 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,218 or vitamin D. 102 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,431 But what he lacks in bone density, 103 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,183 he more than makes up for in guile... 104 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,393 Here you go, darling. 105 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,394 -...charm... -Thank you. 106 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,440 -[man] She's got my watch! -...and boyish good looks. 107 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:38,941 - Come here - I didn't steal it. 108 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,192 Honest to God, sir, I didn't. 109 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:44,405 Eric was amongst the thousands of young boys orphaned after the war. 110 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,782 -[Eric] Morning. -With only his quick wits, 111 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,451 street smarts, 112 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:51,495 and the watchful eyes of the Sisters of Mercy 113 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,914 keeping him from penury. 114 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:56,917 Morning, Sister Jude. 115 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,587 What can I be doing for you today? 116 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:03,049 Nothing for me. But this gentleman wishes to speak with you. 117 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,677 And of course, our door is always open to unknown men 118 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,762 with an interest in specific children. 119 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:13,809 Yes. He seems like just the lad for the job. 120 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:17,146 I need a letter delivered here. 121 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,440 To the manor house owned by the Davenports. 122 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,776 An obscenely rich family of aristocrats. 123 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,110 [scoffs] Fuck 'em all. 124 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,153 That's right. 125 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,571 Fackham Hall. 126 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,992 The most lavish manor house in all of Shropceistershershire. 127 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,411 Well, I'm not doing it for any less than five shillings. 128 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,871 I'll pay you a pound. 129 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,416 Pleasure doing business with you, mister. 130 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,501 [whimsical music playing] 131 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,214 Good luck. 132 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:52,598 [Sister Jude] Eric. 133 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,804 You're the smartest child we've ever had at this orphanage. 134 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,857 If only you directed your talents down the righteous path, 135 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,038 you could really make something of yourself. 136 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,279 "I may do some good before I am dead." 137 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,699 It's Thomas Hardy. 138 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,576 Here's another quote for you. 139 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,162 "Thou shalt not steal." 140 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,498 [chuckles] 141 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,088 Ah. 142 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,047 Your watch, sir. 143 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:27,174 Oh. 144 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,260 And your trousers. 145 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,345 But I'm wearing my trou... 146 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:37,351 [woman] And so begins Eric's adventure, 147 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:42,231 as he sets off to deliver that precious letter to Lord Davenport. 148 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,608 A chance to change his future. 149 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,819 And nothing was going to get in his way. 150 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:49,863 Whoa. 151 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,958 [DJ] Shout out to Rachmaninoff. Big up on them self. 152 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,587 New track from Carl Ravell and his orchestra just dropped. 153 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,590 Straight-up banger. Check it. 154 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:08,924 [klaxon blares] 155 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,009 ["So Rare" playing on radio] 156 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,137 -[singers vocalizing] -[humming] 157 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,741 [romantic music playing] 158 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,540 -[brakes screech] -[Eric grunts] 159 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,833 -[gasps] -[Eric groaning softly] 160 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,001 [grunts] 161 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,296 Oh. 162 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,089 Are you all right? 163 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,091 I've never been better. 164 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:56,555 [chuckles] 165 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,849 Sorry I scratched your car. 166 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,185 Don't worry about it. It was like that before. 167 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,478 I'm sorry about your bike. 168 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,366 Don't worry. It was like that before. 169 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:06,774 I don't know what happened. I think I was... 170 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,567 [both] ...momentarily distracted. 171 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,903 Yes. I only took my eyes off the road for a second. 172 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,823 I think I was captivated by the sight... 173 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,408 [both] ...of an incredibly beautiful woman 174 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:19,759 with the kind of carefree essence that makes a man glad to be alive! 175 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,914 [dreamy music playing] 176 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,881 Well, it was nice to meet you. 177 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,923 Eric. 178 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,092 It's Rose, actually. 179 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,762 It was lovely to make your acquaintance. 180 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,723 And from now on, I'll pay more attention to where I'm going. 181 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,564 [groans] 182 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,695 [lighthearted music playing] 183 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,825 [car door closes] 184 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,692 Ms. Davenport! Ms. Davenport! 185 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,529 The lord and lady is wondering where you is be, they do. 186 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,823 -What did you tell them? -I spared your blushes, m'lady. 187 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,616 Said you were wrestling with a tricky dump. 188 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,745 Oh, thank you, Patricia. I just needed to clear my head 189 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,915 before watching my darling sister, Poppy, marry that odious Archie. 190 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,168 [sighs] 191 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,877 There. Good as new. 192 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,172 [baby crying] 193 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,057 Wonderful to see you, Viscount Wolsey. 194 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,770 [Prudence] So good of you to join us, Lord Lucan. 195 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,902 [Humphrey] Welcome to our home, Lady Gaga. 196 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,320 Where on earth have you been? 197 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,030 Please don't say reading or thinking. 198 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,574 As you well know, that's men's work. 199 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,617 Humpty! 200 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:25,829 Ah! If it isn't J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer. 201 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,957 Poppy, dear old friend of mine from Oxford, John. 202 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,461 Please. Call me J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer. 203 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,380 [Poppy] It's a pleasure to meet you. 204 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,589 Would I know anything you've written? 205 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,591 I doubt it. He's not had anything published. 206 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,051 Well, not yet. 207 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,011 But I have spent the last 15 years 208 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,850 coming up with an alphabet for orcs. 209 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,932 [in Orkish] May your firstborn thrive 210 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:50,770 or die by the hand of Sauron. 211 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,380 What a delightful language. 212 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,612 [Bert] Remember, Fifi, 213 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,573 the Davenports are one of the most eminent families in the whole of England. 214 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,909 So, please, try not to be too American. 215 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,328 Oh, please, honey. They'll barely notice. 216 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,163 [whimsical music playing] 217 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,541 -Lord Davenport. -[Humphrey] You remember Bert? 218 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,502 -Archibald's best man. -Good to see you. 219 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,670 Thank you for having me. 220 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,257 [Bert chuckles] 221 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,092 [Fifi] What a quaint little cottage. 222 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,219 Oh, my. 223 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,179 Richard, do hurry up. 224 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,556 Gladys, is that really all you can carry? 225 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,977 [woman] As the orphan lad approached, 226 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:33,647 he sensed this must be Fackham Hall. 227 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:39,069 He could tell by its grandeur, presence, 228 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,531 and its sign saying "Fackham Hall." 229 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,479 -Excuse me, mister. -Oh. 230 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:17,316 Ah, you're here for the position of hall boy. Is that right? 231 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:21,195 -Actually, I just wanted to... -There will be no negotiation. 232 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,766 The wage is four pounds a week. Take it or leave it. 233 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,159 -I'll take it. -Edna. 234 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,369 I have procured you a new hall boy. 235 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:33,332 Heaven forfend I get a say in who works for me. 236 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,417 Do let us hope he's up to it, Cyril. 237 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,461 Hut. Follow me, laddie. 238 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,464 As hall boy, you are the lowest-ranked member of staff. 239 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,550 Every afternoon, you must polish the silverware. 240 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,136 Silverware is any utensil made of silver. 241 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,681 Then it is dinner. Dinner is a meal partaken in the evening. 242 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,559 After which you must clear the plates from the table. 243 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,271 The table is an item of furniture with a flat top and four legs. 244 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,482 Finally, you must mop the floor. 245 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,901 The floor is the bottom surface of a room. 246 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,488 A room is any space enclosed by a number of walls. 247 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,031 A wall 248 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,495 is like a floor that's sideways. Do you understand? 249 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,498 Yes, miss. I won't disappoint you. I promise. 250 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,915 Get out of my sight. 251 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,794 Excuse me, sir. 252 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,462 Who do I speak to about the hall boy job? 253 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,632 I'm afraid that vacancy has been filled. 254 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,301 [lighthearted music playing] 255 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,138 [exhales] 256 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,442 Ms. Davenport. 257 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,444 Allow me to introduce myself. 258 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:49,074 I'm Darvesh Khaled, your father's lawyer and old friend. 259 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,661 Oh, yes. From the trenches. You fought with my father. 260 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,705 No, we were on the same side. 261 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,124 Oh. Oh, Mr. Khaled, 262 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,334 may I introduce you to Great Aunt Bonaparte? 263 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,335 A pleasure, ma'am. 264 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,753 Bonaparte. 265 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,047 Are you related to Napoleon? 266 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,675 Yes. He's my nephew. 267 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,926 Oh. 268 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,471 Mrs. McAllister, I've done everything you asked me to. 269 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,141 -Really? Already? -Yes, ma'am. 270 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,893 You've brought all the wine up from the cellar? 271 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,977 Yes, ma'am. 272 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,148 -And taken it to the drawing room? -Yes, ma'am. 273 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,109 -And closed the cellar hatch? -[Richard whistling tune] 274 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,152 [clattering] 275 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,444 I'll do that now, ma'am. 276 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,781 [Richard groans] 277 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,408 Where is Richard? 278 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,369 He's supposed to be serving the champagne. 279 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,456 You'll have to do it, and not looking like that. 280 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,832 Get a move on. 281 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,006 You've got the castle, the cathedral, the chocolate factory. 282 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,343 I simply don't understand why anyone would want a new York. 283 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,429 Here's £10 to stop talking. 284 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,058 Now, I have a business proposal, Mr. Davenport. 285 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,727 I'm expanding my fashion empire, 286 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,021 and I need a small pied-à-terre in England. 287 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,106 How much to buy Fackham Hall? 288 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,401 I'm not sure you could afford it on the wage of a seamstress. 289 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,153 I'll pay double its value. 290 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,781 And I promise to keep its integrity. 291 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,993 All I'd do is add a jazz bar, a small casino, and 30 stories. 292 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,620 I appreciate that this may be the way 293 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,331 you conduct your business in the Americas, 294 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,625 but Fackham Hall simply isn't for sale. 295 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,336 [chuckles] Well, we'll see about that. 296 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,130 A word of warning, Mr. Davenport. 297 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,067 I have a habit of getting what I want. 298 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,636 About half the size of a human. 299 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,888 [playful music playing] 300 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,484 Oh. 301 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,569 [indistinct chatter] 302 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,659 -Champagne? -Yes, please. 303 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,539 Ladies and gentlemen. 304 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,916 Please welcome the bride- and groom-to-be, 305 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:08,129 Mr. Archibald Davenport and Ms. Poppy Davenport, his fiancée. 306 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,507 And first cousin. 307 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,177 [guests applauding] 308 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,224 My word, Mary, a man. 309 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,269 Oh, Constance. He's so good-looking I can barely breathe. 310 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,980 I can't wait till I marry a man. 311 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,399 It is only then that my life will be of any worth. 312 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,901 Ms. Valentine, have you met the Bechdel Sisters? 313 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,903 [Archibald] Ladies and gentlemen, 314 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,365 it is very rare you find someone so beautiful, 315 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,034 someone so intelligent, 316 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,745 someone that you would move heaven and earth for. 317 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,208 But after years of searching, Poppy found me. 318 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,002 [Poppy] I just feel so lucky. 319 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,671 I mean, after all, we have so much in common. 320 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,590 For example, our grandparents. 321 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:52,924 -Yes. -Yeah. 322 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,260 Please, enjoy the festivities. 323 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:05,854 I'm sorry. You may never host a party like this for me. 324 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,607 My dear. 325 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,817 There are many here 326 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,529 who believe that marriage validates one's existence. 327 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,281 I'm not among them. 328 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:20,786 I'm just so very proud of the intelligent, 329 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:25,499 kind, and elegant young woman you have become. 330 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,875 Deviled egg, ma'am? 331 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,252 [stifled sob] 332 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,504 [dreamy music playing] 333 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,013 Stop gawping and do your job. 334 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,986 [sobbing] 335 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,742 So, wrong side of Mrs. McAllister on day one. 336 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,536 That's a record. 337 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,495 So, you know your music, sir. 338 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,666 Is that your name? 339 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,334 Eric No one. 340 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,211 Pronounced "no one," sir. 341 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,089 So, which bedroom's yours then? 342 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,257 Oh, I never sleep. 343 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,800 It interferes with my duties. 344 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,051 Here we are. 345 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,097 Your quarters. 346 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,141 You'll be sharing with Tom, Fred, Harry, 347 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,644 Richard, and Alexander. 348 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,606 Jammy bastard. They've put you straight in the big room. 349 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,902 [Tolkien] All's well that ends better, Humpty. 350 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,321 [lighthearted music playing] 351 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,992 Are you bride or groom, sir? 352 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,369 No, I'm a guest. 353 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,412 [vehicle approaching] 354 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,216 Whew! 355 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,550 [groans] 356 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,973 [Richard groaning] 357 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,147 [grunts] 358 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,239 My darling Poppy. 359 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,825 Now, before you embark on this new life, 360 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,619 I want to give you something 361 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:30,040 that my mother gave Prudence on our wedding day. 362 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,125 [tender music playing] 363 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,838 [music turns playful] 364 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,550 It's a necklace box. 365 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,677 Oh, wow. 366 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,097 Oh, Daddy, thank you. 367 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,061 Alexander. 368 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,983 Are you ready? 369 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,026 Mm-hm. 370 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,495 [organ playing "Funeral March"] 371 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,302 [plays "Here Comes The Bride"] 372 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,648 [Poppy grunting] 373 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:37,983 [Humphrey] Oh. 374 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,067 Daddy. [screams] 375 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,526 [Humphrey grunts] Oh. 376 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,509 Please be seated. 377 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,508 ["Here Comes The Bride" ends] 378 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:11,057 Welcome, friends and family, and of course, Archibald and Poppy. 379 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,392 Let us pray you never marry. 380 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,815 Let us pray. You never marry without love. 381 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:23,153 You never love without God. God is almighty. God is everywhere. 382 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,738 God is touching you all in your private places. 383 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:29,200 God is touching you all. 384 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:32,162 In your private places, in your darkest times, 385 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,788 God is there shining a light. 386 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:37,041 And today he's shining a light for these two arseholes. 387 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,420 And today he's shining a light for these two. 388 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:44,132 Our souls are eternally in his debt. Amen. 389 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,258 [all] Amen. 390 00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,063 Does anyone have a reason why Archibald and Poppy 391 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,648 should not be bound together in holy matrimony? 392 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,401 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 393 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,238 No one? Good. 394 00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,823 Stop. 395 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,117 [guests murmuring] 396 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,246 I know a reason why we shouldn't marry. 397 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,165 I don't love him. 398 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,541 [guests gasp] 399 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:19,709 I love another. 400 00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:26,174 I'm sorry, Archie, but I cannot spend the rest of my life living a lie. 401 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,051 [dramatic music playing] 402 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,469 -Lionel. -[guests gasp] 403 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,054 Get up. 404 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,180 Pop... Poppy. 405 00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:33,556 Poppy. 406 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,936 Now this is a fucking wedding. 407 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,312 [laughs] 408 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:43,358 Lionel? Lionel. 409 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,443 [emotional music playing] 410 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:04,003 I love you. I want us to be together forever. 411 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,214 Okay. Okay. 412 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,849 [Poppy] Goodbye! 413 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:21,729 [exasperated yell] 414 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,613 [Humphrey] Your attention, please. 415 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,573 [chattering] 416 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:34,617 Your attention, please. 417 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,869 Shh. 418 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,288 -Shh. -[chatter stops] 419 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,669 Despite today's unpleasantness, 420 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,755 you must all remain at Fackham Hall. 421 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,884 [Humphrey] To spare Archibald's blushes, 422 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,803 I would appreciate it if from this moment on, 423 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,140 nobody mentioned this morning's... hiccup. 424 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,434 Specifically, the disastrous wedding, 425 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,686 Archibald being humiliated at the altar, 426 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:06,191 the enthusiasm with which the bride fled from her jilted fiancé. 427 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,734 And please, no mention 428 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:11,029 of Archibald's animalistic wailing from the vestry, 429 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:13,531 which we all pretended we couldn't hear. 430 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,742 [guest coughs] 431 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,827 Thank you, Lord Davenport. 432 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,996 That's very thoughtful of you. 433 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,831 Please all have a wonderful weekend. 434 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,499 [lighthearted music playing] 435 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,460 [guests chattering] 436 00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:28,546 [Patricia] I knew it about Lionel and Poppy, I does, I did. 437 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,798 Oftens I saw her sneaking back late at night. 438 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,259 Never not said nothing to her ladyship. If she asked, 439 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,054 I said Poppy was in the woodshed whittling a dildo. 440 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:39,474 That's quite enough tittle-tattle from you two. 441 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:41,851 Ms. Rose will take tea in her room. 442 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,186 Yes, Mrs. McAllister, ma'am, m'lady. 443 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,856 [lively music playing] 444 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,809 You? What? Why didn't you tell me you worked here? 445 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,270 Why didn't you tell me you lived here? 446 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,813 This is a big house for a chauffeur. 447 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,690 Yes. 448 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:32,902 I'd rather appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone 449 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,279 you saw me driving Father's car. 450 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:35,530 Don't worry. You can trust me. 451 00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:36,531 I'm good with secrets. 452 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,700 To this day, I never told a soul 453 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,868 about Sister Mary stealing from the collection plate, 454 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:43,246 or Sister Jude's sex holidays in Amsterdam, 455 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,915 or the time Father Jessop tricked four choir boys into... 456 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,750 It's good to know I can trust you. 457 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,169 You certainly can, Ms. Rose. 458 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,464 Excuse me for asking. 459 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,132 What is that you're reading? 460 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:57,551 This? 461 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,640 It's a tale of forbidden love. 462 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:03,933 Ah. 463 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,437 I'd love to borrow that when you're done with it. 464 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,855 You read? 465 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,565 I forget who coined the phrase, 466 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:13,651 but reading brings us to unknown friends. 467 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,987 -That's Balzac's. -No, it's true. 468 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,447 I think it was a French novelist. 469 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,367 Where shall I put your tea? 470 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,911 I'd best take that. Having a gentleman 471 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:26,622 enter my private quarters would be... 472 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,251 [romantic music playing] 473 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,549 Forbidden? 474 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,888 [Mrs. McAllister] Hall boy. 475 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:55,818 [Cyril] Eric. You leave us no choice. 476 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,945 Your employment is terminated. 477 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,908 -My lady. -I just wanted to make sure 478 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,743 the new hall boy doesn't get into any trouble 479 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:05,870 as a result of my asking him to bring me my tea. 480 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,247 -You asked him? -Yes. 481 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,167 To give Patricia a break. 482 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,006 Well, I'll leave you to your meeting. 483 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,886 [Rose] Oh. 484 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,804 I meant to ask for some sugar. 485 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,771 [dreamy music playing] 486 00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:43,116 And you don't have to stand up every time I enter the room. 487 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,201 [playful music playing] 488 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:53,709 Well, it seems my hand is forced, laddie. 489 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,336 You stay. 490 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:56,879 For now. 491 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:01,926 [chuckles] 492 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,481 [Prudence] I truly thought 493 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,784 that this would be where I would live out the remainder of my days. 494 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:21,737 But there's little we can do. 495 00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:23,948 The law is clear. 496 00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,618 Archibald is the rightful heir to Fackham Hall. 497 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,954 Why did it have to be him of all people? 498 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,748 If only George hadn't died. 499 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,166 Or John. 500 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,085 Or Paul. 501 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,046 Or little Ringo. 502 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:41,257 Or our eldest nephew. 503 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,008 Humphrey. 504 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:46,304 I never dare ask Phyllis. 505 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,723 What actually happened to Archibald's older brother? 506 00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,766 -Ah, Nathaniel? -Mm. 507 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,102 He went to fight the war at a young age. 508 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,772 To defend the freedoms of this great country. 509 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:58,774 [Prudence] Hm. 510 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,318 He was just a child. 511 00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:02,206 -[high-pitched whistling] -[gunfire] 512 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:05,948 Officer Davenport. Are you ready to make the ultimate sacrifice? 513 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,077 Give those Jerries hell. For king and country! 514 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,454 -[bugle playing "Charge"] -[soldiers shouting] 515 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,626 I've often tried to discover 516 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,629 what happened to the poor boy, but to no avail. 517 00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,797 And now her surviving son, 518 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,636 jilted at the altar by our feral little egg-brained daughter. 519 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:28,971 Even if Poppy did recant, 520 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,391 it seems inconceivable that Archibald's wounded pride 521 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,602 would permit him to marry her now. 522 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:36,062 What about Rose? 523 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:37,939 It's illegal for sisters to marry. 524 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:43,277 Pity. But what if Rose were to marry Archibald? 525 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,989 An intriguing proposition. 526 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,032 [Prudence] Hmm. 527 00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:53,162 [cutlery clinking loudly] 528 00:31:56,165 --> 00:31:57,082 [scraping] 529 00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:03,756 Archibald? I don't know if... 530 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,382 [loud clinking continues] 531 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:09,345 [louder] Archibald? I don't know if... 532 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,514 [loud clinking continues] 533 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,433 [clears throat softly] 534 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:15,768 [clinking stops] 535 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:20,898 [in normal voice] Archibald, I don't know if I mentioned, 536 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,568 but Rose is very well-read. 537 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:25,069 [Archibald scoffs] 538 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,280 That comes as no surprise. 539 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:30,908 I mean, what else is a woman to do when she is without a husband? 540 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,076 -[Archibald laughs] -[chuckles] 541 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,120 Shit just got real. 542 00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,997 [Rose] Now that your honeymoon has been canceled, 543 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,249 you shall have more time to read. 544 00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:41,043 Perhaps I could direct you to a tome on manners. 545 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,546 Sick burn, bitch. 546 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,590 [Archibald] Maybe the next time you find yourself in a library, 547 00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:47,758 perhaps you could seek out some texts 548 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:50,678 to explain how a lady should behave, hm? 549 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:52,888 Maybe then you'll have a better chance of finding a husband. 550 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,849 -[stomach churning] -[Rose] Yes. It is unfortunate 551 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,892 to have not had a partner. 552 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,811 But is it not more careless to procure one, 553 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,896 only to then lose her? 554 00:33:01,814 --> 00:33:04,650 Wasteman just got merked. 555 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:07,236 Rose, may I speak with you outside? 556 00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:22,876 Rose, darling, do you not see our predicament? 557 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,212 Thanks to your sister's selfish behavior, 558 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:27,423 if we are to remain in Fackham Hall, 559 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,676 another lady in our family must wed Archibald. 560 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,179 No. You can't. You're married to Father. 561 00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,556 Darling. I'm talking about you. 562 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:36,765 Oh. 563 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,478 No! You think I would choose 564 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:43,064 to spend the rest of my life with that pig? 565 00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:44,815 No, I shall not, and I shwill not. 566 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:47,068 -Enough. Mr. Tolkien. -[stomach churns] 567 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:48,944 -The writer. -Indeed. 568 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,782 Being contrary is the main cause of brain degeneration in women. 569 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,867 Ask any male scientist. 570 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:59,205 From this moment onwards, you must make Archibald fall for you. 571 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:00,605 For the good of the family. 572 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,251 Rose. 573 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,377 Rose! 574 00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:09,507 So sorry. It's her time of the month, where she menstruates. 575 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,759 [somber music playing] 576 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:12,801 [sobs] 577 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,555 [sobbing] 578 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,015 [whistling cheerfully] 579 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,600 I'm so sorry. 580 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,854 [Rose continues sobbing] 581 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:26,232 Rose? Are you all right? 582 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,484 It's nothing you need to be burdened with. 583 00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,779 Please. It's no burden at all. 584 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,614 -[door creaking] -You can tell me anything. 585 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,575 It will stay strictly between us. 586 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,495 Mother wants me to marry Archibald, 587 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,497 but I do not love him. 588 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:44,583 I see. 589 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,336 [sniffles] 590 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,421 [soft music playing] 591 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,594 You prefer to wait for your Heathcliff. 592 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,890 You've read Wuthering Heights? 593 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,393 Eric, you are a rare creature. 594 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:10,108 Do you think it foolish of a lady to listen to her heart? 595 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,904 I believe that when the heart aches, 596 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,365 that's when we should listen the most. 597 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,616 [Tolkien breaks wind] 598 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,246 How does anyone know when they're in love? 599 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,666 -[Tolkien breaks wind] -Maybe there's just something in the air. 600 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,669 [continues breaking wind] 601 00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,465 I should go. 602 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,265 [Tolkien continues breaking wind] 603 00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:43,350 [diarrhea sounds] 604 00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:49,439 ♪ An invite to Buckingham Palace ♪ 605 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:54,945 ♪ Arrived at my home in Belgravia ♪ 606 00:35:55,779 --> 00:36:00,743 ♪ When meeting the king And meeting the queen ♪ 607 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:04,997 ♪ One must be on one's best behavior ♪ 608 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:09,710 ♪ But I went to the palace With my willy hanging out ♪ 609 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:12,630 ♪ And nobody thought to tell me ♪ 610 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:15,382 ♪ They were too polite It was hanging out all night ♪ 611 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:17,927 ♪ And no one stopped to tell me That my pecker was in sight ♪ 612 00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:20,262 ♪ I had a tiny hunch When it dangled in the punch ♪ 613 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,057 ♪ And my Johnson went all chilly ♪ 614 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,060 ♪ The Duke of Norwich He thought it was a sausage ♪ 615 00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:28,354 ♪ When he had A little nibble on my willy ♪ 616 00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:29,688 ♪ Silly ♪ 617 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:35,027 ♪ I went to the palace With my willy hanging out ♪ 618 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,864 ♪ I don't think that His Highness will forget me ♪ 619 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:42,368 ♪ The king, he saw my bell ♪ 620 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:46,038 ♪ But did the night go swell? ♪ 621 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:50,000 ♪ Well, they asked me to the palace Next week as well ♪ 622 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,669 [guests laughing] 623 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,924 [Humphrey] And look, there it is. Such wit. 624 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,970 [lighthearted music playing] 625 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,518 Your mother thought it would be prudent 626 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:09,854 if you were to join us for the hunt. 627 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:12,398 Perhaps Archibald may get to know you better. 628 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:15,275 Right now, I'd gladly swap places with the pheasant. 629 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,280 I've always felt that women do not belong on hunts. 630 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:21,156 Don't be so utterly ridiculous. 631 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,158 Ridiculous? It's science. 632 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,244 Their petticoats get tangled in the undergrowth. 633 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:28,289 Their perfumes scare the pheasants, 634 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:29,957 and their feminine giggles, they rust the bullets. 635 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,417 -[rifles cock] -[exclaims] 636 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,253 Mr. Khaled, are you okay? 637 00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:35,754 Yes. It's just... 638 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:39,383 the sound of guns being primed for action. 639 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,594 It takes me back to my time in the trenches. 640 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,432 If you don't mind my asking, is that how you got your limp? 641 00:37:48,642 --> 00:37:50,185 [explosion] 642 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,270 [somber music playing] 643 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,526 The war is over! The war is over! 644 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,111 [laughs] 645 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,657 -[cheering] -The war is over! 646 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:04,408 War's over! 647 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:05,701 -War's over! -[yells] 648 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,661 -[bone cracks] -[screaming in pain] 649 00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:13,834 I'd rather not talk about it, Ms. Davenport. 650 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,002 I understand. 651 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,921 Thank you for your service. 652 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,387 [horn blares] 653 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,764 [gunshots] 654 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:28,140 [bird screeches] 655 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,475 Ha! 656 00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:31,268 Bloody good shot. 657 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,062 -[gunshot] -Bugger it. 658 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,657 -[gunshot] -[animal screeches] 659 00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:38,150 Well done, Father. 660 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,862 -[gunshots] -Fuck it. 661 00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:43,530 Not having much luck today, Archibald? 662 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:44,865 Just familiarizing myself 663 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:47,326 with this new weapon. [chuckles] 664 00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:48,619 [gunshot] 665 00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,329 [stag bellows] 666 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,497 [Bert] Bloody good shot, old bean. 667 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:53,999 Yeah. 668 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,293 [Richard groaning softly] 669 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:01,882 Sir, shall I take him back to the house and call a doctor? 670 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,426 No, no. Just chop his legs off and roast him for dinner. 671 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:05,970 -[Richard groans] -What about Richard, sir? 672 00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:08,722 [Humphrey] Oh, yes. Tragic. Without a beater, 673 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,849 -we must curtail the hunt. -[groans] 674 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,893 -Sad day for us all. -Father, wait. 675 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,146 There's a fellow back at the house who might be able to step up. 676 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,566 [lively music playing] 677 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,363 [gunshot] 678 00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:25,322 Bugger it. 679 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,874 [groans] 680 00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:37,584 [somber music playing] 681 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,545 Father. No. 682 00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:41,505 [groaning] 683 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:44,424 [Humphrey] Rose. 684 00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:49,555 You're the most wonderful daughter a father could ever wish to have. 685 00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,849 Tell Poppy I forgive her. 686 00:39:51,932 --> 00:39:55,018 But more importantly, tell your mother that 687 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,188 I... I... 688 00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:03,360 shall not be attending tea this evening. 689 00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:07,948 I'll never forgive you for this. 690 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,284 Excuse me, Ms. Davenport. 691 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:13,620 There's no blood. 692 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,296 Oh. 693 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:26,091 -[chuckles] Blow me. -[Rose chuckles] 694 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,634 Looks like my old pocket watch 695 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,720 must have saved my life. I'm alive. 696 00:40:29,803 --> 00:40:31,054 [all laughing] 697 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,682 -Ah! -[Archibald] Well, I have learned 698 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:37,269 a very valuable lesson. Be careful where you point. 699 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,645 -[Rose gasps] -[groans] 700 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,440 [sobbing] 701 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:43,025 [groaning] 702 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,693 [somber music playing] 703 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,528 I can see a light. 704 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,489 [Humphrey coughs] 705 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:49,698 I can see my sons. 706 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:51,700 John, 707 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:56,246 Paul, George, Ringo. 708 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,290 Let's come together. 709 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,751 I wanna hold your hands. 710 00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,044 Oh, dear Prudence. 711 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:06,840 Dear, dear Prudence. 712 00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:09,384 I am the walrus. 713 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,178 His mind's turned fevered. 714 00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:12,470 [cocks rifle] 715 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,226 Daddy's coming, boys. 716 00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:21,271 [gasps] 717 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,064 [grunts softly] 718 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:26,860 [lighthearted music playing] 719 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:31,990 -Ah! -[Rose giggles] 720 00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,283 My Bloody Mary. 721 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,077 -[laughing] -[Humphrey] Of course. 722 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,077 Bloody Mary. 723 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:39,039 Oh, bad luck, old chap. 724 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:41,512 Ah, I really thought you'd bagged your first kill. 725 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,293 [Humphrey] Bloody Mary. 726 00:41:49,216 --> 00:41:51,176 Thank you for stepping in to save Father. 727 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:54,096 Ah, well. [chuckles] Anybody would've done the same. 728 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,722 But they didn't. 729 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:56,848 Rose. 730 00:41:57,474 --> 00:41:59,643 I wanted to just say 731 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:03,981 sorry for shooting your father in the heart... twice. 732 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:06,024 I'm usually a much better marksman. 733 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:08,360 It's this faulty gun they've given me. 734 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,070 It's wonky barreled. It doesn't shoot straight. 735 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,197 Um... May I? 736 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,657 [scoffs] 737 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:14,824 Be my guest. 738 00:42:21,665 --> 00:42:23,208 As I said. 739 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,974 [playful music playing] 740 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,058 [titters] 741 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,227 Beginner's luck. 742 00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:56,658 [Humphrey] Young man, I've been reflecting 743 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,703 on your swift thinking during this morning's shoot. 744 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:02,289 You're a good sort to have close by, Eric. 745 00:43:02,956 --> 00:43:04,810 How would you like to be my new valet? 746 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,018 It would be an honor, sir. 747 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:10,881 Excellent. This calls for a cigar. 748 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:15,010 Here they are, in my secret cigar and money drawer. 749 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,052 Thank you, sir. 750 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:21,808 Alexander, pen yourself a letter with news of your demotion. 751 00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:25,270 It'd be my pleasure, sir. 752 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:29,399 [indistinct chatter] 753 00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:45,540 What do you keep writing in that little book of yours? 754 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,584 Ideas. For my novel. 755 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,253 I'm always listening out for inspiration. 756 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,925 Oh, darling, have you seen my cigar cutter? 757 00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:57,261 In your trousers, my precious. 758 00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:59,929 Wait. Say that again. 759 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:02,099 Uh... 760 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:03,808 In your trousers, my precious? 761 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,563 [in Gollum-like rasp] In your trousers. 762 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,860 [door opens] 763 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,656 Rose, I just wanted you to know 764 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,449 that I was in the library earlier, 765 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:25,455 and I chanced upon a poem that reminded me of you. 766 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:30,002 Would you mind if I read it now? 767 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:31,336 Very well. 768 00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,591 [delighted chuckle] 769 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,681 Such a beautiful poem. 770 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,808 -Mm. -[Prudence] It appears your Archie 771 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,311 is rather smitten with Rose. 772 00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:50,522 It's nice to see him temporarily distracted 773 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:54,401 from the Grim Reaper's inevitable grasp. 774 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:56,152 Indeed. 775 00:44:57,404 --> 00:45:01,408 I'm a lot more fun than you probably first thought, hm? 776 00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:02,951 I'm sure you are. 777 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:06,091 -Enjoy the rest of your evening. -Uh... [grunts] 778 00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:09,666 -Cyri? -Mm-hm. 779 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,043 Play dance music. 780 00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:13,920 Playing dance music on the gramophone. 781 00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:17,799 [swing music playing] 782 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,259 Hm? 783 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:21,244 -Dance with me, Rose. -I'd rather not. 784 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:25,515 Um... [chuckles nervously] 785 00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,017 Don't embarrass me. People are watching. 786 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:27,934 Let go of me. 787 00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,519 Just dance. It's fun. 788 00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:30,854 Archibald, let go of me. 789 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:32,814 Ms. Davenport asked you to let go. 790 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:34,775 -[Archibald grunts] -[Cyril] Oof. 791 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:35,942 -[music stops] -[guests murmur] 792 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:41,281 Mr. Davenport, I apologize that my face interrupted the flight of your hand. 793 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:43,367 -Yes. -And I deeply regret 794 00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:45,160 the behavior of my junior colleague. 795 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,161 As you should. 796 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,539 When I inherit this place, I'll sack the lot of you. 797 00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:51,333 You impertinent morons. 798 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:52,876 -Very good, sir. -Yes. 799 00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:53,794 Eric? 800 00:45:53,877 --> 00:45:56,463 [dramatic music playing] 801 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:03,303 [Mrs. McAllister] You have put all our jobs at risk. 802 00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:06,223 You are here to serve, and serve alone. 803 00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:08,225 Us lowly downstairs folk 804 00:46:08,308 --> 00:46:11,812 must never become romantically entangled with those above stairs. 805 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:15,524 Mark my words, it never ends well. 806 00:46:15,607 --> 00:46:17,776 If we are to see out our days at Fackham Hall, 807 00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:20,237 then Rose must marry Archibald. 808 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,781 And you are obstructing that. 809 00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:25,242 Now, for all our sakes, first thing tomorrow, 810 00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:27,744 you must pack up your bags and leave. 811 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:29,037 [Cyril] To save any upset, 812 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,580 I shall simply inform his lordship 813 00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:32,541 that you have contracted rabies, 814 00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:34,209 found employment elsewhere, died, 815 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,793 fallen pregnant, and run away. 816 00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:37,337 Now, go. 817 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,841 [melancholy music playing] 818 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:38,022 [door closes] 819 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,400 Rose. What are you doing here? 820 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,777 I came to find you. What did they say? 821 00:47:43,987 --> 00:47:46,448 They fired me. I leave tomorrow. 822 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:48,867 No. No, they cannot, and they shall not. 823 00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:50,619 They shwill not and they shwell not. 824 00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:52,037 I'll speak to Father. 825 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,998 Rose. No, it's fine. It's done now. 826 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,709 -[chauffeur] Oh, no. -This place isn't for me anyway. 827 00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:00,420 -Fackham Hall? -Yeah, fuck 'em all. 828 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:01,505 [Rose sighs] 829 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:02,630 Well... 830 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,799 Well, if this is to be our last night together, 831 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,010 let's go somewhere. Somewhere we can be ourselves. 832 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,220 Just like when we first met. 833 00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:10,472 I know. Let's go to a pub. 834 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,682 What about the Dog and Drake? I've driven past it many a time, 835 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:13,838 but never dared go in. 836 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:15,977 Yeah, why not. 837 00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:21,441 But they're not really the biggest fans of you Davenports in there. 838 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:23,776 So, you can't really go in dressed like that. 839 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,704 [Rose] Then I shall just have to blend in. 840 00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:32,452 [whimsical music playing] 841 00:48:33,036 --> 00:48:34,078 -Evening. -Evening. 842 00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:36,748 [door opens] 843 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:41,711 -And stay out. -But I'm the landlord. 844 00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:46,341 After you. 845 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,595 [indistinct chatter] 846 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:52,680 [chatter stops] 847 00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:55,558 Follow me. 848 00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:57,977 [chatter resumes] 849 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,230 I'll have two of my usual, please, Karl. 850 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,404 Who's this? 851 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:08,655 Don't you remember me? 852 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,281 My name is, um... 853 00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:12,784 Rose... 854 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,078 Devon... 855 00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:17,413 Port. 856 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:19,374 Rose Devonport. 857 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:23,211 Good. 'Cause for a moment, 858 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,440 you looked like one of them Fackham Hall lot. 859 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:28,717 And we hate those stuck-up bastards. 860 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:34,180 Well, I can assure you, I'm apples and pears not. 861 00:49:35,682 --> 00:49:38,059 Spoken like a true Cockney. 862 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:39,811 Thanks, Karl. 863 00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:45,942 -Ow! -Bulls-eye. 864 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,361 [grunting] 865 00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:51,906 Come here. 866 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:54,701 Are all pubs like this? 867 00:49:54,784 --> 00:49:57,161 Oh, no, no. This is a posh one. 868 00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,622 Follow me. 869 00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:03,710 Perfect. My lady. 870 00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:07,839 -One... -[slurps] 871 00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:10,508 [coughs] 872 00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:12,552 Rose for the lady? 873 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:16,848 Thank you, but I have a beautiful rose of my very own right here. 874 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,433 [giggles] 875 00:50:20,476 --> 00:50:21,936 Suit yourself, love. 876 00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:25,023 It's so thrilling being here with you. 877 00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:27,859 No more pretending, no more holding back my feelings. 878 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,444 I can be myself. 879 00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:31,863 Tell me your dreams. 880 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:35,116 Well, I have this dream where my penis falls off, 881 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,910 but I can't go to the doctor because I'm late for school. 882 00:50:36,993 --> 00:50:38,078 Same. 883 00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:39,579 -Really? -[chuckles] 884 00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:42,328 Do you have any other dreams? 885 00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:49,089 I dream of one day escaping to the most romantic place on earth. 886 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:50,590 The city of love. 887 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,341 The city of art. 888 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,386 The city of poets. 889 00:50:58,014 --> 00:50:59,265 Blackpool. 890 00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:01,350 Wow. 891 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:07,023 Maybe we could go there one day. Together. 892 00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:08,942 Yes. 893 00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:10,651 [plays lively flourish] 894 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:14,406 Oh, no. It's a Cockney knees-up. 895 00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:16,700 Join in. You'll definitely all know the words 896 00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:19,411 'cause we're all genuine Cockneys here, aren't we? 897 00:51:19,494 --> 00:51:20,953 [all] Yeah! 898 00:51:21,621 --> 00:51:23,456 Just follow along, you'll be all right. 899 00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:25,917 ♪ Little Jack Steel strangled an eel ♪ 900 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,586 ♪ Sold it at the Camden market ♪ 901 00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,880 ♪ Brixton Billy went to Piccadilly ♪ 902 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:33,258 ♪ Choked on a whelk and carked it ♪ 903 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:35,885 ♪ Cockney air, Trafalgar Square ♪ 904 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:38,179 ♪ Do a Jimmy Riddle on Nelson's pole ♪ 905 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:42,225 ♪ London's my favorite ♪ 906 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,142 ♪ Shit hole ♪ 907 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,687 [patrons cheering] 908 00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:49,941 [clapping in rhythm] 909 00:51:57,365 --> 00:51:59,408 [coughing] 910 00:52:00,243 --> 00:52:01,410 [music stops] 911 00:52:03,371 --> 00:52:05,832 Oh, well, he made it to seven. 912 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:09,043 To London's oldest ever chimney sweep. 913 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:11,462 [all] Yeah! 914 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,632 [continues playing lively flourish] 915 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,177 ♪ Greasy spoon Wank at the moon ♪ 916 00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:19,679 ♪ Waterloo blinkin' station ♪ 917 00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:22,098 ♪ Causing a fuss Double-Decker bus ♪ 918 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:23,850 ♪ Football altercation ♪ 919 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,853 ♪ Deadly smog Bollocks of a dog ♪ 920 00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:29,147 ♪ Jack the Ripper And a sausage roll ♪ 921 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:31,483 ♪ London's my favorite London's my favorite ♪ 922 00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:33,151 ♪ London's my favorite ♪ 923 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,110 ♪ Shit hole ♪ 924 00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:38,906 ♪ One more time ♪ 925 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,743 ♪ London's my favorite London's my favorite ♪ 926 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:46,372 ♪ London's my favorite ♪ 927 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:48,708 [music and singing stop] 928 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:49,667 Uh... 929 00:52:52,128 --> 00:52:53,588 Capital city? 930 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:59,385 [all cheering] 931 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:03,139 For a minute there, I thought she didn't know it. 932 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:04,557 [laughs] 933 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,933 Yeah! 934 00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:09,646 [tender music playing] 935 00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:10,938 You cold? 936 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,678 [woman] But unbeknownst to our star-crossed lovers, 937 00:54:24,303 --> 00:54:29,016 life at Fackham Hall was about to take a turn for the worse. 938 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:33,980 Especially for Lord Davenport. 939 00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:36,816 [dramatic music playing] 940 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,070 Humphrey, open a window. 941 00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:43,114 Something smells ghastly in here. 942 00:54:47,076 --> 00:54:48,411 Humphrey. 943 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,332 [screams] 944 00:54:52,415 --> 00:54:53,833 [cat yowls] 945 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,918 [somber music playing] 946 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,810 [elegant music playing] 947 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,605 [knocking on door] 948 00:55:20,401 --> 00:55:22,362 Inspector Robert Watt. 949 00:55:22,445 --> 00:55:24,697 I'm here regarding the murder of Lord Davenport. 950 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,867 I'm afraid you're too late. Someone's already done it. 951 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:30,953 But come in anyway. 952 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,470 Follow me. 953 00:55:54,310 --> 00:55:55,895 [Watt] Hmm. 954 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,523 Uh-huh. 955 00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:01,484 Oh, yeah. 956 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:05,613 Cyril, who was the last person to see Lord Davenport alive? 957 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,739 The murderer. 958 00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:08,616 Just as I thought. 959 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:12,495 Now, would you be so kind as to pour me a glass of that whiskey? 960 00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:13,829 Certainly. 961 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:17,458 Wait. This is poison. 962 00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,168 Precisely. 963 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:21,754 So, Lord Davenport was poisoned. 964 00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:23,506 Not necessarily. 965 00:56:24,173 --> 00:56:26,259 -Do you see this? -Yes. 966 00:56:26,342 --> 00:56:29,053 Tiny holes in the lapel. 967 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:34,350 Whoever did this had access to some form of caustic chemical. 968 00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:41,274 And do you smell that? 969 00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:42,441 [sniffs] 970 00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,610 Whew, yes. 971 00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:49,073 An intense sulfurous odor that stings the eyes. 972 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:51,617 [thud] 973 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,245 My apologies. 974 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,206 That happens when I crouch. 975 00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,291 Oh. 976 00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:02,086 Specks of blood. 977 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,212 Hm. 978 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:06,758 What did you wish to speak to us about, Mr. Khaled? 979 00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:10,344 No, no, no, no. Please, call me Darvesh. 980 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:15,558 As you know, Humphrey entrusted his affairs to my legal firm. 981 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,520 He may have been my client, 982 00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:24,358 but more than that, he was a dear friend and an honorable soldier. 983 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,465 I just wish I could have been there last night to save his life 984 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:30,782 just as he saved mine in the war. 985 00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:33,159 -[poignant music playing] -[soldiers shouting] 986 00:57:33,242 --> 00:57:35,953 -Incoming! -[gunfire] 987 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,329 [both grunting] 988 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,264 You really should get that mole checked out. 989 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,551 Poppy. 990 00:57:53,012 --> 00:57:54,722 I'm so glad to see you. 991 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:57,809 [Poppy] Hello, Mother. 992 00:57:57,892 --> 00:57:59,476 Poppy. 993 00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,729 Am I welcome here? 994 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:07,777 Of course you are. Fackham Hall will always be your home. 995 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,616 Fackham Hall is no longer your home. 996 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,532 On the death of the lord, 997 00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:14,534 the title and estate passed to the next male heir. 998 00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:19,288 Therefore, Archibald Davenport is now lord of Fackham. 999 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:24,001 But we're aristocracy. Surely laws don't apply to us. 1000 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,336 Is there nothing that can be done? 1001 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,171 The only respite I can offer is 1002 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,966 the title cannot legally pass to Archibald 1003 00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:33,886 until the investigation into Humphrey's murder is concluded. 1004 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:39,225 So, if, say, Rose were to marry Archibald before that? 1005 00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:42,145 [chuckles] Then you can all remain here. 1006 00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:44,230 [melancholy music playing] 1007 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,318 The inspector would like your presence in the drawing room. 1008 00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:51,862 What if we haven't got him a present? 1009 00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:55,407 Oh, very well. 1010 00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,201 [Khaled clears throat] 1011 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:02,331 Poppy, what should I do? 1012 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:04,667 I don't want our family to be evicted. 1013 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,544 But what is a life devoid of love? 1014 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,504 My dear Rose. 1015 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,713 You know, I too was once blinded by love. 1016 00:59:14,093 --> 00:59:16,429 In those early blooms of passion, 1017 00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:20,308 I didn't care a jot that Lionel wasn't an aristocrat, 1018 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:21,684 that he had no money, 1019 00:59:22,518 --> 00:59:24,353 that he didn't wash. 1020 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:27,815 I didn't care that he wasn't handsome 1021 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:32,820 or kind, or monogamous, or allowed near schools. 1022 00:59:33,821 --> 00:59:38,117 But if I were to have my time again, 1023 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,578 maybe, just maybe 1024 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:45,331 I wouldn't have given all of this up for Lionel. 1025 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,854 It appears you no longer need to pack, young Eric. 1026 01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:09,941 The inspector says no one can leave. 1027 01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:13,277 Apparently, we are all suspects now. 1028 01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:18,074 [Fifi] I'm sorry, I don't finance novels. 1029 01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:19,825 [Cyril] Well, Lord Davenport 1030 01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:21,369 shouldn't be on your list because he's dead. 1031 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:23,287 But otherwise, everyone's here. 1032 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,582 Thank you, Cyril. I shall erase him. 1033 01:00:26,665 --> 01:00:28,042 Good. [clears throat] 1034 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,127 My lady, esteemed guests. 1035 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:31,837 This is Inspector Watt. 1036 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,633 Well, I don't know. Inspector Phillips? 1037 01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,551 -Hole. -Wan-Bissaka. 1038 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,011 -[Fifi] Esposito. -[Rose] Drew. 1039 01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:40,513 -[Phyllis] Gadget? -Aragorn. 1040 01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:41,973 -Spector. -[Cyril] No, no. 1041 01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:43,641 His surname is Watt. 1042 01:00:43,724 --> 01:00:47,103 I don't know. Inspector Deck? 1043 01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:48,938 -Inspector Thoroughly. -Clouseau. 1044 01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:50,273 -Two-Bissaka. -[Fifi] Bush. 1045 01:00:50,356 --> 01:00:51,857 -[Phyllis] Branagh. -Spectacles. 1046 01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:53,025 -Treebeard. -[Cyril] No, no, no, no. 1047 01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:54,360 His surname is Watt, 1048 01:00:54,443 --> 01:00:56,487 spelled W-A-T-T. 1049 01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,698 A-ha. I see. "Watt" is his name. 1050 01:00:58,781 --> 01:01:00,199 -Robert. -Robert what? 1051 01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:01,784 -[Cyril] Exactly. -Then what's his surname? 1052 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:03,369 -Yes. -I'm so sorry, 1053 01:01:03,452 --> 01:01:05,079 but I still don't understand. 1054 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,414 What don't you understand? 1055 01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:09,166 No, I understand perfectly. 1056 01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:10,501 Now... 1057 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,712 After examining the evidence, 1058 01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:15,673 I believe Lord Davenport's murderer 1059 01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:18,050 to be somebody in this room. 1060 01:01:18,133 --> 01:01:20,011 [all gasp] 1061 01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:22,763 What reason would anyone here have for killing my husband? 1062 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,516 Maybe they were fed up of waiting to inherit this mansion. 1063 01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:26,558 [scoffs] 1064 01:01:27,726 --> 01:01:30,187 [Watt] Or angry at being demoted. 1065 01:01:31,397 --> 01:01:33,232 Or humiliated 1066 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:36,193 after their attempts to buy the hall were rebuffed. 1067 01:01:36,944 --> 01:01:39,280 Or maybe it's a failed police inspector 1068 01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:41,657 desperate for a case to solve. 1069 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:44,702 I mean, where was I on the night of the murder? 1070 01:01:44,785 --> 01:01:46,620 -[Fifi] Exactly. -[Phyllis] Indeed. 1071 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:50,750 Be warned. I shall be watching you all very closely. 1072 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,931 And if there's anything out of the ordinary, 1073 01:01:53,794 --> 01:01:54,795 anything at all, 1074 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:59,341 you can be damn sure I'll notice it. 1075 01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:04,388 [dramatic music playing] 1076 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:06,473 [bell tolling] 1077 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:11,353 [solemn music playing] 1078 01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,988 [laughing] 1079 01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:37,755 Truly a beautiful service. 1080 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:40,299 Oh, thank you. Although in hindsight, 1081 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:42,509 I probably should have attended the funeral. 1082 01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:48,557 Truly beautiful ceremony. 1083 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,352 It was just as Humphrey wanted. 1084 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,896 Never did like the idea of a burial. 1085 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:57,983 Always thought the alternative was somehow more dignified. 1086 01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:00,403 Indeed. 1087 01:03:00,486 --> 01:03:02,488 [indistinct, intense talking nearby] 1088 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:05,741 Excuse me. 1089 01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,624 You do it, and you do it now. 1090 01:03:16,919 --> 01:03:19,797 Emotions running high? 1091 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,341 Not at all. Just a minor disagreement. 1092 01:03:22,424 --> 01:03:24,510 Before you jump to conclusions, 1093 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:27,763 our discussion was not about Humphrey. 1094 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:29,431 It was about Rose. 1095 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:31,475 Mother is keen for us to marry. 1096 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:34,103 I'd wager your mother can't wait to move in here 1097 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:36,730 and leave your crumbling family home. 1098 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,233 Hm. Who told you our house was falling apart? 1099 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,692 -You just did. -[scoffs] 1100 01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:44,697 Come on. If you want a real suspect, 1101 01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:47,158 try looking into that orphan boy, hm? 1102 01:03:47,241 --> 01:03:48,909 He viciously assaulted me last night. 1103 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:52,996 Who's to say that his violent tendencies ended there? 1104 01:04:02,214 --> 01:04:03,757 I'm so sorry. 1105 01:04:04,675 --> 01:04:06,969 I can't imagine what you're going through. 1106 01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:10,180 It's so hard. 1107 01:04:11,098 --> 01:04:14,643 Thanks. I've been working out. 1108 01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:18,570 Anyone could see just how proud your father was of you. 1109 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:30,659 May I have a word with you... inside? 1110 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:32,995 [Archibald] Hm? 1111 01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:38,458 [suspenseful music playing] 1112 01:04:45,132 --> 01:04:49,345 Rose, you are an angel sent in my hour of need. 1113 01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,722 The first flower of spring. 1114 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,641 But more than that, you are the most beautiful 1115 01:04:53,724 --> 01:04:55,976 Davenport sister currently available. 1116 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,354 -Archibald. -No, I promise to listen to you. 1117 01:04:58,437 --> 01:04:59,772 -But, I... -I will never, 1118 01:04:59,855 --> 01:05:01,982 ever interrupt you. 1119 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,777 Please make me the happiest man alive. 1120 01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:07,321 Rose, will you marry me? 1121 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,074 Mm-hm? 1122 01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:15,037 I... 1123 01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:18,123 [somber music playing] 1124 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,418 I... 1125 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:23,837 I... 1126 01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:29,301 [Archibald] Rose? 1127 01:05:30,886 --> 01:05:32,387 I need time to think about it. 1128 01:05:33,555 --> 01:05:35,849 Of course. I completely understand. 1129 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:38,727 Take as much time as you need. 1130 01:05:45,067 --> 01:05:47,444 -Now? -Still undecided. 1131 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:51,698 Okay. Well, you have till Friday. 1132 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:56,787 Otherwise, I will propose to one of the Bechdel sisters. 1133 01:05:57,371 --> 01:05:58,914 I don't care which one. 1134 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:01,124 [dramatic music playing] 1135 01:06:02,751 --> 01:06:04,795 A man looked at us. 1136 01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:05,754 [melodramatic gasp] 1137 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:06,672 [thud] 1138 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,842 [dramatic music continues] 1139 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:18,975 Dear Lord, I pray for your forgiveness. 1140 01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:23,314 The woman I love is being made to marry a man she hates. 1141 01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:25,524 And I felt powerless to stop it. 1142 01:06:26,149 --> 01:06:29,152 So, I strayed from the righteous path. 1143 01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:41,624 That money, he didn't earn it. 1144 01:06:41,707 --> 01:06:44,167 So, Lord, please forgive me. 1145 01:06:44,835 --> 01:06:49,506 And I promise that after this, I will never, ever steal again. 1146 01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:52,008 Amen. 1147 01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:15,866 [dramatic music continues] 1148 01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:22,498 If you've been murdered by a candlestick, dial seven. 1149 01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:25,041 If you've been murdered by a rope... 1150 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,670 [soft tapping on window] 1151 01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:35,594 What? 1152 01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:37,471 [tapping continues] 1153 01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:50,359 Rose, you don't have to marry Archibald. 1154 01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:51,568 What do you mean? 1155 01:07:53,445 --> 01:07:56,824 I've withdrawn my savings. Let's run away together. 1156 01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:59,660 -Let's start a new life. -In Blackpool. 1157 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:05,082 Blackpool, Clacton, Skegness. The world is our oyster. 1158 01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:07,626 Skegness. That sounds rather nice. Where's that? 1159 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:11,422 I don't know. But we can find out. 1160 01:08:11,505 --> 01:08:13,089 Together. 1161 01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:16,426 But we have to go now. 1162 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:19,179 [dramatic music playing] 1163 01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:23,809 I can't believe we're doing this. 1164 01:08:23,892 --> 01:08:27,062 Well, it's happening. And no one can stop us. 1165 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,146 [siren wailing] 1166 01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,656 What on God's flat earth is going on? 1167 01:08:37,739 --> 01:08:42,745 I received an anonymous tip-off from Mrs. McAllister 1168 01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:44,913 that these two were absconding 1169 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:48,751 with money stolen from Lord Davenport. 1170 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:50,753 Look, Rose had nothing to do with it. 1171 01:08:50,836 --> 01:08:52,504 I lied. I said the money was mine. 1172 01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:54,381 [Prudence] I told you, Cyril, didn't I? 1173 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,550 -Oh, yes, yes, you did, yes. -I told you one of the staff 1174 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,218 would fall for our eldest daughter, 1175 01:08:58,301 --> 01:09:00,137 find an envelope full of Humphrey's money in a drawer, 1176 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:03,807 steal it, coax Rose out by throwing stones at her window, 1177 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:06,351 and attempt to drive away, only to be thwarted 1178 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:09,104 by a police investigator who has trouble holding things. 1179 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,481 So, you didn't get everything right. 1180 01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:15,778 [Watt breaks wind] 1181 01:09:15,861 --> 01:09:16,903 Oh. 1182 01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:22,951 So, what else are you hiding, young man? 1183 01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:25,287 Nothing. Nothing. I swear. 1184 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:30,959 [Prudence gasps] 1185 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:33,044 [tense music playing] 1186 01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:36,965 No. None of this is mine. 1187 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,553 Your roommates told me you were home late 1188 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:43,806 on the night of Lord Davenport's murder. 1189 01:09:43,889 --> 01:09:47,309 So, where were you, and who were you with? 1190 01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:53,982 Well, if he won't tell you, I will. 1191 01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:56,260 -That night we were... -Completely separate. 1192 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,737 No. No, we were in... 1193 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,073 Our nightwear, in our own rooms because it was bedtime. 1194 01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:02,741 [Rose] No. 1195 01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:04,952 -We were together in the pub... -...licly-held view 1196 01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,538 that ladies and staff should never mix. 1197 01:10:07,621 --> 01:10:08,789 [muttering] 1198 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,291 Well, Eric No one. 1199 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:14,377 In that case, I am arresting you for murder. 1200 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:18,965 And in that case are my toothbrush and pajamas. 1201 01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,470 [thunder rumbles] 1202 01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:26,265 Just tell them you were with me. 1203 01:10:26,348 --> 01:10:27,390 I can't. 1204 01:10:28,266 --> 01:10:29,351 Why? 1205 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:34,898 You're a lady. You've got your whole life ahead of you. 1206 01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:37,943 If I damage your reputation, then that life is over. 1207 01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:43,156 I'm a no one. No ones go to prison all the time. 1208 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,324 [thunder rumbles] 1209 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,325 Eric. 1210 01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:48,870 I know that one day, we will be together again. 1211 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:50,831 But in those intervening years, 1212 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:53,250 as I await that wonderful moment, 1213 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,377 I swear to you with all my heart, 1214 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,255 I will arrange for the gardener to have an eye test. 1215 01:10:58,338 --> 01:10:59,839 [dramatic music playing] 1216 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,366 [Gladys] I don't get it. 1217 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,912 Eric never seemed like the murdering sort. 1218 01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:33,415 He wouldn't have stopped until he'd taken all our jobs. 1219 01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:35,083 Aren't I right, Mom? 1220 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:38,462 I mean, Mrs. McAllister. 1221 01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:40,088 [playful music playing] 1222 01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:42,632 Sometimes I accidentally call people "Mom." 1223 01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:46,136 Do it all the time. Don't I, Mrs. Mom? 1224 01:11:47,429 --> 01:11:49,097 Mrs. McAllimom. 1225 01:11:51,016 --> 01:11:53,184 Mrs. McAllimommy. 1226 01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:56,563 McAllister. 1227 01:11:58,398 --> 01:11:59,983 Mrs. McAllister. 1228 01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:10,076 [wailing] 1229 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:13,329 Poppy? 1230 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,333 [continues wailing] 1231 01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:20,462 Poppy, whatever's the matter? 1232 01:12:21,046 --> 01:12:23,840 Lionel left. He said he doesn't love me anymore. 1233 01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:25,759 He probably just said that in the heat of the moment. 1234 01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:28,595 He said, "This is not a heat-of-the-moment thing. 1235 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,389 I've been thinking about this for days." 1236 01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:32,808 Well, just give him some time to calm down. 1237 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:35,519 He said, "I don't need time to calm down. 1238 01:12:35,602 --> 01:12:38,772 I'm actually really calm, and this is the calmest I've ever been." 1239 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,190 Well, it's his loss. 1240 01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,150 Then he said, 1241 01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:44,778 "I stole all of your jewelry and I sold it. 1242 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:47,364 So, it's very much a win for me and your loss." 1243 01:12:47,447 --> 01:12:49,449 [sobbing] 1244 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:56,456 I fear that, as you both inexplicably 1245 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:58,875 refuse to wed a member of your own family, 1246 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:01,253 we shall all soon be homeless. 1247 01:13:01,336 --> 01:13:04,089 [continues sobbing] 1248 01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:06,091 Oh, ladies. 1249 01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:09,677 I have lived through many difficult times. 1250 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,597 Those times have taught me a lot. 1251 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:18,061 So, I can honestly say you are a bunch of whiny cun... 1252 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:20,230 [car horn blares] 1253 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:21,648 Sorry. 1254 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,274 [continues sobbing] 1255 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,321 [melancholy music playing] 1256 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,281 Dearest Eric. 1257 01:13:31,366 --> 01:13:33,243 My heart is broken. 1258 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:38,123 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 1259 01:13:39,374 --> 01:13:42,377 The image of you reading this letter alone in your prison cell 1260 01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:44,337 is something I cannot bear. 1261 01:13:45,505 --> 01:13:47,257 Every night when I fall asleep, 1262 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:49,468 I relive the moment you saved me from ignominy, 1263 01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:50,969 and I scream. 1264 01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:54,931 Every morning, I awaken in tears 1265 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:57,453 and reach for a handkerchief to give my eyes a dab. 1266 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:03,273 I hope that one day you can forgive me for what I'm about to do. 1267 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:06,693 I shall accept Archibald's proposal. 1268 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:09,696 These will be the last words you receive from me. 1269 01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:13,700 All my love, Rose. 1270 01:14:17,162 --> 01:14:22,584 XOXOXOX. 1271 01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:28,673 [sniffs] 1272 01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:35,638 [sniffs] 1273 01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:44,189 [indistinct chatter] 1274 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:50,820 [Rose clears throat] 1275 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:54,699 Ah, Rose. How did you sleep? 1276 01:14:54,782 --> 01:14:56,493 By lying on my bed and closing my eyes. 1277 01:14:56,576 --> 01:14:57,452 Oh, right. 1278 01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:59,370 -Archibald? -Yes. 1279 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:01,831 I have something to say. 1280 01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:05,961 Two days ago, you asked me to marry you. 1281 01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:08,547 And since that moment, I've thought of little else. 1282 01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:12,133 This morning, I've come to a firm conclusion. 1283 01:15:13,635 --> 01:15:14,802 My answer is... 1284 01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:17,472 [intriguing, playful music playing] 1285 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:26,981 [grunts softly] 1286 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,402 [whispers] Yes. 1287 01:15:30,485 --> 01:15:31,402 Hm. 1288 01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:36,408 She said yes. 1289 01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:37,868 -[guests cheering] -[Archibald laughs] 1290 01:15:37,951 --> 01:15:39,202 Huzzah! 1291 01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:40,453 [chuckling] 1292 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,537 [clattering] 1293 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:49,045 [indistinct shouting] 1294 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,339 [cell door slams] 1295 01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:56,261 I know that look. Your heart's been broken. 1296 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:59,639 I, too, have tasted true love and lost it. 1297 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:03,977 "You shouldn't be together," they said. 1298 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:06,062 "You're from two different worlds." 1299 01:16:06,145 --> 01:16:08,940 So, we ran away. But we got caught. 1300 01:16:09,524 --> 01:16:11,193 It's like we've lived the same lives. 1301 01:16:11,276 --> 01:16:12,527 Here. 1302 01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:20,410 This is Mildred. Isn't she beautiful? 1303 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:25,164 -Mm. -Do you have a photo of your love? 1304 01:16:26,332 --> 01:16:27,375 Um... 1305 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:29,627 I nicked one before I left. 1306 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:34,424 I was meant to give this to Lord Davenport. 1307 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,384 Well, open it. 1308 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:38,886 What are they gonna do? Lock you up? [chuckles] 1309 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,768 "Yours sincerely, Austin Blaine." 1310 01:16:47,186 --> 01:16:48,113 What could it mean? 1311 01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:51,065 Try the other side. 1312 01:16:52,025 --> 01:16:52,900 [Eric] Ah. 1313 01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:57,322 "Dear Lord Davenport." 1314 01:16:58,156 --> 01:17:00,075 Years ago, you tasked me with investigating 1315 01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:02,786 what happened to your nephew, Nathaniel, in the war. 1316 01:17:02,869 --> 01:17:04,913 After months of backbreaking work 1317 01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:07,082 and ingenious sleuthing on my part, 1318 01:17:07,165 --> 01:17:10,377 I finally managed to unearth Nathaniel's army records, 1319 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:13,129 and discovered that on returning from service, 1320 01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:17,884 "he was mistaken for a war orphan and raised by nuns." 1321 01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,553 [pensive music playing] 1322 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:23,265 "With no clue as to his real identity, 1323 01:17:23,348 --> 01:17:25,058 the sisters renamed him. 1324 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:28,937 Nevertheless, I tracked him down. 1325 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:30,647 Nathaniel Davenport, 1326 01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,857 eldest son of your deceased brother, William, 1327 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:38,154 now goes by the name of Eric No one. 1328 01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,866 The very boy delivering this letter to you. 1329 01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:46,746 Dope reveal, right? 1330 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,749 The dope reveal will cost you an extra farthing. 1331 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:53,336 "Yours sincerely, Austin Blaine." 1332 01:17:55,505 --> 01:17:57,215 Blimey. I can't believe it. 1333 01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:01,177 I'm only sharing a cell with the aristocracy. 1334 01:18:01,969 --> 01:18:03,805 What difference does it make now? 1335 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:06,349 I'm stuck here in this prison, 1336 01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,935 and the love of my life is about to marry Archibald. 1337 01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,979 Yeah. Your brother. 1338 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:13,315 -What? -Your brother. 1339 01:18:13,398 --> 01:18:17,027 If you're Lord Davenport's long-lost nephew, 1340 01:18:17,110 --> 01:18:20,989 that makes you Archibald's older brother. 1341 01:18:21,072 --> 01:18:22,031 Which means...? 1342 01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,034 I'm the rightful heir to Fackham Hall. 1343 01:18:24,117 --> 01:18:26,828 You had sex with your cousin. 1344 01:18:27,537 --> 01:18:30,874 Guard. I'm the rightful heir to Fackham Hall. 1345 01:18:30,957 --> 01:18:35,211 Really? That's amazing. Then I'll let you out immediately. 1346 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:38,172 -You will? -Of course I fucking won't. 1347 01:18:39,507 --> 01:18:41,926 [playful music playing] 1348 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:44,011 [man whistling tune] 1349 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,732 I can't let Rose ruin her life 1350 01:18:55,815 --> 01:18:58,068 by marrying that horrible bastard. 1351 01:18:58,151 --> 01:18:59,277 I've got to get out of here. 1352 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,696 Well, you could always tunnel out. 1353 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:03,633 If only you had something to dig with. 1354 01:19:10,455 --> 01:19:11,581 Oi... 1355 01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:19,422 [dramatic music playing] 1356 01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:32,059 [both chuckling] 1357 01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:42,487 [laughing] 1358 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:43,779 Yes. 1359 01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:48,743 [dramatic music continues] 1360 01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,169 [laughs] 1361 01:20:15,770 --> 01:20:17,939 [bells ringing joyfully] 1362 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:21,651 I hope Rose isn't going to disappoint us like Poppy did. 1363 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,862 -She won't. -Well, you say that. 1364 01:20:23,945 --> 01:20:27,198 But my William married me and then he died. 1365 01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:30,409 Just as Humphrey married you and died. 1366 01:20:31,285 --> 01:20:33,496 And one day, Rose will die. 1367 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:38,709 We're just particles heading towards a cold, dark entropy. 1368 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:41,751 But it's a lovely day for it. 1369 01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:46,050 [lighthearted music playing] 1370 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:48,720 Fellas. I've brought a cake to celebrate 1371 01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:50,805 30 years without any escapes. 1372 01:20:52,390 --> 01:20:53,975 [creaking] 1373 01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:56,269 [Eric groans] 1374 01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:00,356 All right? 1375 01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:02,567 [lighthearted music continues] 1376 01:21:11,659 --> 01:21:12,827 [groans] 1377 01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,163 [both grunting] 1378 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,464 [officer] Oi. 1379 01:21:31,971 --> 01:21:34,599 -[Eric grunts] -Nice try, son. 1380 01:21:34,682 --> 01:21:36,438 Let's get you back to your cell, eh? 1381 01:21:39,729 --> 01:21:41,022 [grunts] 1382 01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:47,570 -In here, pass them through. -Here, 'gis it. 1383 01:21:48,571 --> 01:21:50,406 [lighthearted music continues] 1384 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:01,918 Hang on. 1385 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:04,671 I know you. You're that lad from the pub 1386 01:22:04,754 --> 01:22:07,382 with the bird who's definitely a Cockney. 1387 01:22:07,465 --> 01:22:08,967 What are you doing in here? 1388 01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:11,511 They think I murdered Lord Davenport that night. 1389 01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:13,679 No, impossible. You was with me. 1390 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,599 Go on. Quick. 1391 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:18,145 [lighthearted music continues] 1392 01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:32,531 He went that way. 1393 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,502 [organ playing hymn] 1394 01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:54,721 ♪ War and death and poverty ♪ 1395 01:22:54,804 --> 01:22:59,100 ♪ Measles, violent brawls ♪ 1396 01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:03,521 ♪ Cancer and dictatorships ♪ 1397 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:08,776 ♪ The Lord God made them all ♪ 1398 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:10,236 [hymn ends] 1399 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:11,779 You may be seated. 1400 01:23:16,117 --> 01:23:19,161 God is with you all, and Jesus is gay. 1401 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:23,458 God is with you all, and Jesus is. 1402 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,627 Gay as we are on this joyous day, 1403 01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:27,629 we must take a moment to offer thanks. 1404 01:23:27,712 --> 01:23:30,465 Clergymen such as myself are given a power. 1405 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,967 And that power is to prey on children. 1406 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,679 And that power is to pray. 1407 01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:39,432 On children, God bestows a future. 1408 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:41,601 On man, God bestows wisdom, 1409 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:44,812 for God is strong and mighty, and made us all hard. 1410 01:23:46,397 --> 01:23:47,773 And made us all. 1411 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:52,028 Hard as life may be, he is there to show the way. 1412 01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:53,404 [dramatic music playing] 1413 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:02,080 Somebody stop that fugitive. 1414 01:24:02,163 --> 01:24:04,248 I'm innocent. And now I know the truth. 1415 01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:07,043 The truth? But how? 1416 01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:09,809 I'm going to the church. I'm gonna tell them everything. 1417 01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:12,965 Stop. Stop. 1418 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:15,259 What's up, darling? 1419 01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:16,343 [man grunts] 1420 01:24:19,472 --> 01:24:20,598 Helmet. 1421 01:24:25,603 --> 01:24:26,645 [revving] 1422 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,401 [dramatic music continues] 1423 01:24:33,444 --> 01:24:35,446 [motorbike approaching] 1424 01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:39,867 [Mrs. McAllister] Get back here. 1425 01:24:44,914 --> 01:24:46,332 [indistinct chatter] 1426 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:50,169 [woman] Hey! 1427 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:54,757 Move. 1428 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,717 [both grunting] 1429 01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:02,681 [salesman] Trampolines. Get your trampolines. 1430 01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:06,894 Crash mats. Get your crash mats. 1431 01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:09,221 [onlooker] Didn't think he was gonna make that. 1432 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,734 -[man groans] -[Mrs. McAllister groans] 1433 01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:14,378 [seller] Crushed my clementines. 1434 01:25:22,952 --> 01:25:26,622 Does anyone have a reason why Archibald and Rose should... 1435 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,707 [dramatic music continues] 1436 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:34,130 Move. 1437 01:25:34,213 --> 01:25:35,297 [man groans] 1438 01:25:38,509 --> 01:25:39,635 [grunts] 1439 01:25:39,718 --> 01:25:41,220 In sickness and in health. 1440 01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:43,181 Until death do us part. 1441 01:25:43,264 --> 01:25:44,849 [Archibald] Until death do us part. 1442 01:25:44,932 --> 01:25:47,727 Now, Rose, repeat after me. 1443 01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:50,938 -I, Rose Davenport. -I, Rose Davenport. 1444 01:25:51,021 --> 01:25:52,690 I, Rose Davenport. 1445 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:56,443 Hello. 1446 01:25:57,236 --> 01:25:58,738 Why are you doing this? 1447 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:02,324 I can't have you telling everyone I killed Humphrey. 1448 01:26:03,576 --> 01:26:05,870 What? What? 1449 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:09,832 Humphrey and I kept our secret this long, 1450 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,918 and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you 1451 01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:15,046 tell all of them about our affair. 1452 01:26:15,129 --> 01:26:16,631 Or what I did to him. 1453 01:26:16,714 --> 01:26:18,925 -What you did to him? -It was an accident. 1454 01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:22,136 Just another one of our wee tiffs. 1455 01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:25,807 [Mrs. McAllister] That boy Eric is ruining all of our lives. 1456 01:26:25,890 --> 01:26:28,851 First, he injures Richard and steals his duties. 1457 01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:31,020 And then you give him Alexander's job. 1458 01:26:31,729 --> 01:26:34,524 It's not fair on the boys, Humph. 1459 01:26:34,607 --> 01:26:35,650 [loudly] They are our sons! 1460 01:26:35,733 --> 01:26:38,152 Keep your damn voice down. 1461 01:26:38,235 --> 01:26:39,904 [in normal voice] That's all you want from me, isn't it? 1462 01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:41,322 To keep quiet and carry on. 1463 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,491 Get rid of him. 1464 01:26:43,574 --> 01:26:45,826 Or I'll tell everyone about our affair. 1465 01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:48,955 Edna. 1466 01:26:49,038 --> 01:26:50,789 My darling. 1467 01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:52,833 Come now. 1468 01:26:53,459 --> 01:26:54,335 No. 1469 01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:56,003 Be sensible. 1470 01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:58,756 -No. -[groaning] 1471 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,092 -[whimpers] -Humphrey? 1472 01:27:01,175 --> 01:27:02,760 -[gasps] -[groaning] 1473 01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:05,179 Oh, my God. 1474 01:27:06,138 --> 01:27:08,057 Don't... Don't touch it. 1475 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:11,268 -I'll call for help. -What? No time. 1476 01:27:12,686 --> 01:27:13,604 Shoot it out. 1477 01:27:13,687 --> 01:27:16,023 Yes, yes. 1478 01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:17,942 [grunts] 1479 01:27:18,025 --> 01:27:19,860 [dramatic music playing] 1480 01:27:22,279 --> 01:27:24,448 -It didn't work. -It's okay. 1481 01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:28,619 We just need to get the bullets out. Grab that acid. 1482 01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:29,870 We can dissolve them. 1483 01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:33,124 Wait, wait. 1484 01:27:33,207 --> 01:27:35,709 I just need to steady my nerve. [grunts] 1485 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:38,921 Ah! 1486 01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:40,589 Okay. Do it. 1487 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:43,123 -[acid sizzling] -[screams] 1488 01:27:44,218 --> 01:27:47,263 -It's burning. -You're still bleeding. 1489 01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:50,557 Quick. You've got to stop the blood leaving my brain. 1490 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,519 Use your belt as a tourniquet on my neck. 1491 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,146 [Humphrey groaning] 1492 01:27:58,232 --> 01:27:59,609 -[choking] -[grunts] 1493 01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:01,485 It's not working. 1494 01:28:02,194 --> 01:28:03,863 [yelling] 1495 01:28:03,946 --> 01:28:05,781 [both yelling] 1496 01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:19,837 [owl hoots] 1497 01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:22,715 [dramatic music playing] 1498 01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:24,800 [sobbing] 1499 01:28:28,429 --> 01:28:31,182 That's when I decided to frame you. 1500 01:28:31,265 --> 01:28:36,895 Nobody cares if a wee orphan boy ends up in jail. 1501 01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:39,315 Or dead. 1502 01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:40,733 Watt? 1503 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:43,527 I'm not gonna say all again. 1504 01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,528 No. 1505 01:28:45,279 --> 01:28:46,780 Inspector Watt. 1506 01:28:47,698 --> 01:28:48,741 Did you hear that? 1507 01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:52,494 I certainly did. 1508 01:28:53,746 --> 01:28:59,210 Madam, you are under arrest. For manslaughter. 1509 01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:00,878 -[handcuffs clatter] -Ah. 1510 01:29:02,921 --> 01:29:04,966 In sickness and in health. 1511 01:29:05,049 --> 01:29:06,383 Until death do us part. 1512 01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:08,928 Until death do us part. 1513 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:10,096 Stop the wedding. 1514 01:29:10,179 --> 01:29:11,138 [guest gasp] 1515 01:29:11,221 --> 01:29:16,268 What the fuck is going on? Eric? 1516 01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:18,270 You don't have to marry Archibald. 1517 01:29:18,979 --> 01:29:21,440 Get this murderous scum out of here. 1518 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,025 He's not the murderer. 1519 01:29:23,108 --> 01:29:24,527 [guests gasp] 1520 01:29:24,610 --> 01:29:26,737 It was Mrs. McAllister. 1521 01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:28,030 [guests gasp] 1522 01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:30,491 And Archibald is not the rightful heir to Fackham Hall. 1523 01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:32,118 What? 1524 01:29:32,201 --> 01:29:34,995 I have a letter here that explains everything. 1525 01:29:36,872 --> 01:29:37,956 Mom. 1526 01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:42,003 It's me. Nathaniel. 1527 01:29:42,086 --> 01:29:43,212 [guests gasp] 1528 01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:47,674 My son. You're alive. 1529 01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:50,552 So, does that mean...? 1530 01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:52,805 That we can be together. 1531 01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:56,142 And you and your family can live in Fackham Hall 1532 01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:57,684 for the rest of your lives. 1533 01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:03,274 Well, I've always rather liked being the only 1534 01:30:03,357 --> 01:30:04,399 -child. -No. 1535 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,736 [gunshot] 1536 01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:08,320 [guests clamoring] 1537 01:30:10,781 --> 01:30:12,491 You truly are a terrible shot. 1538 01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,618 -Well, I... -You're nicked. 1539 01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:18,539 -What? -It's Inspector Watt to you. 1540 01:30:18,622 --> 01:30:20,583 -Get your dirty hands off me. -Would it be possible 1541 01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:23,294 to pick up where we left off? Except with this gentleman? 1542 01:30:23,377 --> 01:30:25,212 Yes. Yes, well, where were we? 1543 01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:27,506 -Let go of me, I say. -Rose Davenport, 1544 01:30:27,589 --> 01:30:31,093 do you take Eric No one, aka Nathaniel Davenport, 1545 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:33,846 -to be your husband? -I do. 1546 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:37,016 And do you, Eric No one, 1547 01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:40,352 aka Nathaniel Davenport, take Rose Davenport 1548 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:42,813 -to be your wife? -I do. 1549 01:30:42,896 --> 01:30:45,399 Well, then, I pronounce you man and wife. 1550 01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:46,692 You may kiss the choirboys. 1551 01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:49,027 [soft lighthearted music playing] 1552 01:30:51,238 --> 01:30:54,116 You may kiss. The choirboys will now sing Ave Maria. 1553 01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:59,830 Fackham Hall is saved. 1554 01:31:00,747 --> 01:31:01,915 Bravo. 1555 01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:09,965 [both chuckle] 1556 01:31:11,049 --> 01:31:15,638 I don't think we've met. J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer. 1557 01:31:15,721 --> 01:31:18,641 Oh. Bill. Bill Bobaggins. 1558 01:31:18,724 --> 01:31:20,392 What a wonderful name. 1559 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:24,605 Bilbo Baggins. 1560 01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:26,398 And this is the donkey I'm fucking. 1561 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:32,863 Well, I've written it down now. 1562 01:31:38,327 --> 01:31:42,498 [woman] Love. It can transcend boundaries. 1563 01:31:42,581 --> 01:31:45,209 There is nothing more powerful. 1564 01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:48,795 Other than, in this case, birthright. 1565 01:31:50,297 --> 01:31:52,133 You may wonder how I was privy 1566 01:31:52,216 --> 01:31:54,468 to so much of what took place in Fackham Hall... 1567 01:31:54,551 --> 01:31:56,345 -Move a little to your right. -...that fateful week. 1568 01:31:56,428 --> 01:31:57,847 -Excellent. -That, dear friends, 1569 01:31:57,930 --> 01:32:00,850 -is because I was there. -Three, two, one... 1570 01:32:00,933 --> 01:32:04,395 -[all] Fackham Hall. -And who am I? I'm no one. 1571 01:32:04,478 --> 01:32:06,897 -Rose Davenport No one. -Three, two, one. 1572 01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:09,233 [all] Fackham Hall. 1573 01:32:09,316 --> 01:32:11,110 [Rose] And this... 1574 01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:13,571 -[all gasp] -...is my story. 1575 01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:15,656 [lively music playing] 1576 01:32:21,954 --> 01:32:23,956 [lively music continues] 1577 01:33:10,961 --> 01:33:12,963 [lighthearted music playing] 1578 01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:54,815 [music fades out] 1579 01:34:56,441 --> 01:34:58,443 [somber music playing] 1580 01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:22,509 [music fades out] 1581 01:35:22,592 --> 01:35:25,303 [elegant music playing] 1582 01:35:57,210 --> 01:35:59,212 [pensive music playing] 1583 01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:22,986 [delicate music playing] 1584 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,710 [lively music playing] 1585 01:37:08,907 --> 01:37:09,866 [music ends]