1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,359 Empty the register into the bag! 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,360 Now! 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,639 Ed! 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,519 You're a dead man, Ed Kennedy. 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,799 Maybe someone's decided you're a hero. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,199 Are you here to save us? 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,679 How do you feel about speaking at Milla's funeral? 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:24,119 I haven't got a great track record with eulogies. 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,679 I have a kid! 10 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:29,759 You can't just waltz back in now that you've found your conscience. 11 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,999 Bad dad! Bad dad! 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,599 Agh! 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,839 Do you think it's allowed? To help your friends? To put THEM on a card? 14 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,039 Do it, Ritchie. 15 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,040 Audrey! 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,559 It's not all on you, Ritch. It was an accident. 17 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,079 You told me to do it! 18 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,999 I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I got the blame for all of it 19 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,319 and you got nothing! 20 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,559 I'm arresting you for the assault of Don King. 21 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,639 Stop! 22 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,240 My balloon! 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,799 It's OK, baby girl. 24 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,759 It's OK. 25 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,320 You'll get that balloon. 26 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,039 Oi, boy. Come here. Come here. 27 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,879 Despite what this looks like, this is not part of the Sledge. 28 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,439 This is on you too, Auds. 29 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,319 Come on, darling, we don't need to listen to this shit anymore. 30 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,079 Should be you under arrest, Ritchie. 31 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,599 Mum, stop. You're crazy. 32 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,640 And put the money in the charity boxes or you will burn in hell. 33 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,760 Oh! 34 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,920 OK. 35 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,759 Where's Melinda? 36 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:19,960 Oh, shit! 37 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:21,960 Ooh. 38 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,320 Audrey! 39 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,160 Wait. Audrey?! Ritchie?! 40 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,799 A little help here! 41 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,079 Please don't lock up Marv. 42 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,559 Despite appearances and his unnatural love for his car, 43 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,559 he's a REALLY great man. 44 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,319 And he's my friend. 45 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,600 Can I please make, um... a statement for his good character? 46 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:28,040 Well, that usually happens later in the process, if it goes to court. 47 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,600 But I can take your name and your... 48 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,080 Yeah. Here. Here. Frank's here. 49 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,399 I'm Marvin's lawyer. 50 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,720 Alright, everyone, in the room. 51 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,279 Well, I'm not the one who needs an apology, Tanya. 52 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,599 And I don't know what is going on with your daughter, 53 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,080 but it was scary. 54 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,079 Mm-hm. 55 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:01,039 Well, you CAN see it, actually. I took video of the thing. 56 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,799 Mum. Yeah. 57 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,919 OK. 58 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,439 Please, don't send it. 59 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,800 OK, I'll send it to you. Mum, don't send it. 60 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:16,519 Blaming YOU for what happened 61 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,399 when you were the only one who stood by her 62 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,159 after she stabbed that kid. 63 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,319 She's just lost her one and only friend. 64 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,999 Well, she has Ed and Marv, Mum. 65 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,079 Marv? 66 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,839 Christ, what WAS that? 67 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,199 I still don't get it. 68 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,319 Why would he assault your father? 69 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,319 Seriously, what is wrong with your friends?! 70 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,319 Please, stop. 71 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,359 Look, the sooner you get to uni the better 72 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,439 because so much... 73 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,840 Oh! Just stop! Stop! 74 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,159 I'm on your side, Audrey. Well, stop! 75 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,080 Stop being on my side! 76 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,479 That was some serious sledging out on the field today. 77 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,239 You, uh... kind of attacked the wrong side. 78 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,479 Right side. 79 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,359 Mm. It was Audrey. 80 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,959 Needed to be said. 81 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,319 This thing with Amy, I know it happened a long time ago, though. 82 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,080 You and Audrey are like best friends. 83 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,480 Well, maybe we won't be friends anymore. 84 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,000 Yeah, let me fix this for you, Ritchie. 85 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,959 What are you doing? 86 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,200 Calling her. 87 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,519 I'm on a card. 88 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,800 Aren't I? 89 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,759 What if that's not what I want, Ed? 90 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,199 You and Audrey have been friends since birth. 91 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,079 Stop the car. Oh, Ritchie, come on. 92 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,479 You and Audrey belong together. 93 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,599 You're talking about you, Ed, not me. 94 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,199 Why doesn't anyone ever talk to me about what I want?! 95 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,040 Stop the car, Ed! 96 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:19,080 She's not talking to me, but maybe she'll talk to you. 97 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,720 Audrey? 98 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,520 Ed's here. 99 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,040 Open up now, sweetheart. 100 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,880 Audrey? 101 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,720 Oh, shit! 102 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,359 No. 103 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:51,080 How could she leave without saying goodbye? We... We have a rule. 104 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,600 Maybe she's at Simon's? 105 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,240 Sorry, I haven't seen her. 106 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,279 Tell me about this Sledge match again. 107 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,799 I mean, what even is that? 108 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,480 It's football and sledging. 109 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:13,079 You yell insults at your opponent and make them cry. It's for charity. 110 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,999 And Ritchie sledged Audrey? 111 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,959 Yeah, but she wasn't supposed to 112 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,440 because they're on the same team. 113 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,200 The police arrested her. 114 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,919 No. Keep... Keep up, Simon. 115 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:28,200 They arrested Marv because of the whole Don King thing. 116 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,160 You do know he's Audrey's dad, yeah? 117 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,839 Do you guys ever talk? 118 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,319 About, like, anything? 119 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,439 Not really. 120 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,599 But you are her boyfriend. 121 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,359 Well, she sleeps with me. 122 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,480 We both know she loves YOU. 123 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,280 Sorry, Simon, could you say that last bit again? 124 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,240 Who knew? 125 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,599 Yeah, no, quite right, Milla. Stop faffing about. 126 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,400 It's the heart card. 127 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,839 I've just gotta lay it on the line, right, Dad? 128 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,719 Yeah, OK, I'll call her. 129 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,239 Yeah, that's old school. 130 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,919 And if she doesn't answer, then I'll... just hang up. 131 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:26,479 Ooh! 132 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,119 You've called Audrey. Leave a message. 133 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,759 Oh, it's... Oh. Hey, Auds. Um... 134 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,439 I just saw Simon. Yeah. Uh... He says hi. 135 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,959 Um... I had an interesting chat with him. 136 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,399 Yeah. 137 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,799 He's a, um... 138 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,239 He's a good guy. 139 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,759 He's, uh... He's very... very buff. 140 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,959 Yeah, I can see why you wanna have sex with him. 141 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,599 Sorry, not that I want to have sex with Simon, I don't... 142 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,759 I would like to have a chat with you. 143 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,719 So, um... just... if... 144 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,599 Call me. 145 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,999 Bye. 146 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,519 Ohh! 147 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,959 Agh. Argh. 148 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,199 Ahh! 149 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,879 Audrey, please, don't listen to that voicemail. 150 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,639 Wait, wait, wait! Tell them I didn't take the pillow. 151 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,719 What? 152 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,039 Don King's trying to press charges on me for theft on top of assault! 153 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,799 For stealing a frigging pillow, bro! Tell Hal I didn't do it! 154 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,399 Tell him now! Now. Here, here. 155 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,679 He didn't take the pillow, OK? I should know. I was there. 156 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:28,239 Hal, this assault was really more like a pillow fight 157 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,719 than a fight-fight, OK? 158 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,719 It was. 159 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,839 You should really check the CCTV footage of the store, OK, 160 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,159 then you'll see that Marv, he didn't mean to hit him, 161 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,239 he was just trying to defend the honour of our friend Audrey. 162 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,559 Would you be willing to make a statement to that effect? 163 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,039 Definitely. I will come back now. 164 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,999 Tomorrow. 8:00AM. 165 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,999 And bring Audrey. She's a witness too. 166 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,679 And... And... 167 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,359 ..bring the other one. 168 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,400 Why is this card so hard?! 169 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,079 No, I can do this. 170 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,840 I can do this. 171 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,480 Go away. 172 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,959 Head to the city for the weekend? 173 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,159 Uh... Leaving, actually. 174 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,039 Not coming back. 175 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,319 Hey, um... 176 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,000 ..everything alright? 177 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,840 Yeah. 178 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,239 I'm all good. 179 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,320 Really. 180 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,119 You told me to do it! I'm sorry! 181 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,639 I got all the blame and you got nothing! 182 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,519 That voice inside my head - it was you, it wasn't me! 183 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,159 You told me to cut it. You told me to cut her hair! 184 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,119 She turned around at the wrong time! 185 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,600 What are you doing? 186 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,959 This is what happens when you don't take your meds. 187 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,879 Can't you see that now? 188 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,399 See what? 189 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,999 God, Ritchie. 190 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,239 You're having a psychotic episode. 191 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,440 No. No, no, I'm not. 192 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,439 That's private. Hey. No. 193 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,559 Why are you looking up Amy Parker?! 194 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,639 You're not meant to be anywhere near her. 195 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,119 Are you stalking her? 196 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,159 I just talked to her. 197 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,159 Oh, but then I stabbed her. 198 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,639 That is not funny. 199 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,199 No. It isn't. 200 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,599 Because you think I'd actually do that. Wh... 201 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:11,479 Why is it that you never ask me whether I'm OK? 202 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,959 Or... Or maybe even, "Why? Why, Ritchie? Why did you go see her? 203 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,520 "Why did you go see Amy?" OK, I'm calling Dr Nadel. 204 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,680 Dad! Mum! 205 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,399 I needed to know 206 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,879 what really happened that day at school. 207 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,319 I... 208 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,760 It changed my whole life. 209 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,119 So, uh... Amy... 210 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,760 ..she's fine by the way. 211 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,279 Thought it was all blown out of proportion. 212 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:48,639 And just so you know, Audrey - she told me to do it. 213 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,120 It was a dare. 214 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,200 "Cut her plait," she said. "It'll be funny." 215 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,519 And Audrey never s... 216 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,719 She ne... 217 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,720 She never owned up. 218 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,479 She didn't... 219 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,559 She didn't have to pay... 220 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,039 ..like I did. 221 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,919 Oh, come on, Ritchie, pick up. 222 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,440 I know you're in there. 223 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,239 OK, tell me what YOU want, Ritchie. 224 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,319 All I've ever wanted is to be treated like everyone else. 225 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,359 Is that... Is that too much to ask? 226 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,639 Yeah, but you're not like everyone else, Ritchie. 227 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,199 I'm not crazy. 228 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,679 No, but you're wired differently. 229 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,319 And right now you're having a manic episode 230 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,879 because you went off your drugs 231 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,679 because you refuse to accept that you're bipolar. 232 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,319 You refuse to accept that maybe I'm not. 233 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:51,079 It's you who told everyone that's what I was - Dr Nadel, the school... 234 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,759 No. No. No. ..because that was your mum. 235 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,319 I'm not her, Dad. 236 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,759 I know you hated that she never took her meds or got help, 237 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,839 but maybe there's a reason she didn't want to take this shit. 238 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,879 Yes, because she didn't think she needed to, just like you! 239 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:11,079 And... And then she died, and I don't want to lose you too, Ritchie. 240 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,319 Dad! And I'm scared. 241 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,039 She fell in the bathtub. 242 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,279 There was other things... 243 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,599 Whether she was taking her meds or not, it still would have happened. 244 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,879 Ritchie, stop it! Vin, you too! 245 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,439 Just... I'm sorry, Dad. I really am. 246 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,000 She left a note! 247 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,760 What? 248 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,160 She left a note behind. 249 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,480 For me. 250 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,119 ♪ Do you ever see someone and think 251 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,199 ♪ "Wow, God must hate me"? 252 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,399 ♪ 'Cause he spent so much time on them 253 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,079 ♪ And for me he got lazy 254 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,759 ♪ Got ample mental illness Personality flaws 255 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,199 ♪ While their only flaws seems to be that they have none at all 256 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,119 ♪ Do you ever see someone and think 257 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,759 ♪ "Wow, God must hate me"? 258 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:17,119 ♪ I'll let him take accountability 259 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:20,119 ♪ For everything that's wrong with me 260 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,279 ♪ Can't hold myself responsible 261 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,599 ♪ So, I'll blame the metaphysical 262 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,359 ♪ If Jesus died for all our sins 263 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,879 ♪ He left one behind The body I'm in 264 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,039 ♪ Same hands that made the moon and the stars 265 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,559 ♪ Got carpal tunnel and forgot some parts 266 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,240 ♪ I don't know what I believe 267 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:46,400 ♪ But it's easier to think he made a mistake with me 268 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:56,320 ♪ Do you ever see someone and think, "Wow, God must hate me"? 269 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,759 ♪ 'Cause he spent so much time on them 270 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,800 ♪ And for me he got lazy. ♪ 271 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,159 I didn't know that you could do that. 272 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,719 You can't be here, Ed. 273 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,839 My parents will kill you. 274 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,720 Then they'll lock me up in a psych ward for the rest of my life. 275 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,240 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to listen in. 276 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,919 Why didn't you say something, about going off the drugs? 277 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,999 I thought you seemed different. 278 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,559 Then why didn't you say something? 279 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,479 I'm sorry. I'm just so shit at this stuff. 280 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,559 You don't say. 281 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,039 It's over now. 282 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,519 Experiment finished. 283 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,239 I just... wanted to know... 284 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,880 ..who I was without them... 285 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,560 ..how I felt as me. 286 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,199 And how did it feel? 287 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,960 Intense. 288 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,760 It all felt so much more. 289 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,600 I don't know if... 290 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,999 ..any of it's normal 291 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,400 or if I'm gonna end up like my nan. 292 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,680 Whoa. 293 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,440 Serial killer. String. Suspects. 294 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,360 "Who's behind the cards?" 295 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,119 I didn't even make it as a suspect. 296 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,559 You? 297 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,760 Yeah, nah. 298 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,200 Show me. 299 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,039 Show me the world according to Ritchie. 300 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,519 All of it. 301 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,439 What it looks like, what it feels like. 302 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,359 Just let me be you for a night. 303 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:46,560 And then maybe I can tell you if it's normal. 304 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,200 If that's what YOU want. 305 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,400 Go Fish. 306 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,480 Oh. More fun with three. 307 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,239 Alright, then. 308 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,599 Go on. 309 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,120 We'll use this. 310 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,519 Do you mind if I... 311 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,240 Oh. ..deal? 312 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,640 Want to see a trick? 313 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,039 Oh! 314 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,239 Just a trick my friend Ritchie taught me 315 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,279 at card night. 316 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,199 So, where are you two off to? 317 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,879 We're just heading to the city for New Year's for the fireworks 318 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,639 and then we'll be back. 319 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,159 Oh, well, then you'll miss Moledale's fireworks. 320 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,760 Five drunk guys shooting flare guns down the main street. 321 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,319 Yay, Moledale. 322 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,320 So, you've got a problem with Moledale? 323 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,759 Yeah. 324 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,799 Drunks on New Year's Eve? 325 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,199 That, and it's boring. 326 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,559 Whoo! 327 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,039 There's nowhere to go. 328 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,240 Nothing to do except be miserable. 329 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,720 Your life slowly leaking away. 330 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,519 OK. 331 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,559 Ohh! 332 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,680 Uh... Any aces? 333 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,479 People aren't bad, though. 334 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,959 Some of them. 335 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,039 Yeah, but, I mean, they're all stuck too. 336 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,559 Everyone's hiding something, 337 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,440 pretending to be something they're not. 338 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,000 Yeah. 339 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,119 I mean, no-one talks about real stuff. 340 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,719 It's just... 341 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,079 ..cards, cars, darts, dumb movies. 342 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,119 Nothing that really matters. 343 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,759 Once you've seen that first face, you see them everywhere. 344 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,479 I mean, you've had the same friends since forever, 345 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,039 and they think they know everything about you. 346 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,360 And they won't let you forget it, but... 347 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,000 ..the truth is they don't. 348 00:22:54,760 --> 00:23:01,439 We all used to have such big dreams about who we'd be and where we'd go. 349 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,919 And... 350 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,999 And... 351 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,440 How was your day? Missed me? 352 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,879 Wow! 353 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,439 Did you make that just for me? 354 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,399 Let's put it up on the wall, shall we? 355 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,079 And... 356 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,960 ..cue music. 357 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,680 And... 358 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,319 Sounding good. Sounding good! 359 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,680 You're getting better! 360 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,719 How are you doing this? 361 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,200 Seriously, how? 362 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,799 And where did all those dreams go? 363 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,400 Down the Moledale drain, that's where. 364 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,080 Got any kings? 365 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,360 Mm. Thank you very much. 366 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,520 Finally, I win. 367 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,759 See? 368 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,279 Attention, passengers. Even the train sucks! 369 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,039 We're experiencing some technical difficulties, 370 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,279 but we should be back on our way soon. 371 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,880 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 372 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,559 What's your verdict? 373 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,919 Crazy? 374 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,279 Or normal? 375 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,839 Hm! 376 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,920 Um... Well, you're not crazy, Ritchie. 377 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,399 And you're not normal. 378 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,959 But, like, who is? 379 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,079 You're different, but you're good different. 380 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,520 I don't want to go back on the drugs. 381 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,400 I feel like I was just getting the hang of life without them. 382 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,199 But my parents will never let me try that again. 383 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,320 Well, do they get to decide? 384 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,400 You know, we're not kids anymore. 385 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,879 What does your psych say? 386 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,399 He's, like, 103... 387 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,399 ..and reports everything back to my parents, 388 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,159 but, um... 389 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,320 ..I get it now. 390 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,400 My parents don't want me to end up like Nan. 391 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,679 I can't believe... 392 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,080 I can't believe she killed herself. 393 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,879 Do you ever think about it? 394 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,840 Yeah. 395 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,720 I think about it. 396 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,920 Do you ever feel like that? 397 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,960 But, hey, I am glad you're here. 398 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,360 And you know you don't have to do it all alone. 399 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,559 If you wanted to try again, you know, go off the drugs 400 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,519 or change them, 401 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,439 I can be there with you. 402 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,960 We could do it together. 403 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,399 You could move in with me if you like. 404 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,960 Yeah. You could take Dad's old room. 405 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,119 'Cause, to be honest, I get quite lonely without him. 406 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,919 Oh, God! 407 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,279 I have liquid leaking from my eyes. 408 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,280 Uh... 409 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,959 You'd seriously do that for me? 410 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,080 Oh, yeah. 411 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,600 Give me that heart card. 412 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,600 He never acknowledged me. 413 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,480 Not once. 414 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,600 Not when I was born or when I topped my school. Never. 415 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,520 He's why you're running? 416 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,240 Because I'm starting to think maybe he's right... 417 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,440 ..not wanting anything to do with me. 418 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,519 Everything I touch I wreck. 419 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,599 That's bullshit. 420 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,399 He is not right. 421 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,599 You cannot let that man drive you away. 422 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,320 Don't give him that. 423 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,799 Look, I get it. 424 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,480 I got myself into a bad situation with her dad. 425 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,639 I lost all connection to my friends and my family 426 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,120 and myself. 427 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,240 I was so stuck. 428 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,599 But then, uh... 429 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,800 ..some random comes and takes an interest. 430 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,759 Someone was watching. 431 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,159 Someone did something to help us. 432 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:46,760 And, so, I'm doing the same for you by telling you this. 433 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,000 Bad dads don't always get to win. 434 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:57,639 But if you run away and desert your friends when they need you, 435 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,240 well, you're only proving him right. 436 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,799 I need to go to the toilet. 437 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,519 We need to go find the toilet. 438 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,720 It seems to me like you've got a lot of people who want to know you're OK. 439 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,079 Auds, the thing I wanted to tell you? 440 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,119 I got another card. 441 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,159 After Milla died. 442 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,879 Ace of Hearts. 443 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,319 You're on it, with Marv and Ritchie. 444 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,960 Because you're the three people I love most in the world. 445 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,359 But I need you to tell me what it is you want, Audrey. 446 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,399 What it is you need 447 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,920 from me. 448 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,560 So, I'm here. 449 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,879 Sprinkler Man! 450 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:00,879 What?! 451 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,879 What? 452 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,319 Are you sure? That's Sprinkler Man. 453 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,399 He's the random who helped us. 454 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,799 If you've got Sprinkler Man on your side, 455 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,720 why the hell are you running away? 456 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,279 Thanks for your patience, ladies and gentlemen. 457 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,559 Oh! Service will resume shortly. 458 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,119 Audrey. 459 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,519 No. Auds, wait. 460 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,279 Oh, just go back to Ritchie, Ed. 461 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,479 What? No. No, no, it's not like that with me and Ritchie. Are you joking? 462 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,879 No, she went off her meds, OK? 463 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,799 And her parents, they don't get it. 464 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,000 Where have you been? 465 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,600 I got on a train, Ed, and I wasn't coming back. 466 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,919 And then I got your message. 467 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,679 Which one? I left a few. 468 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,360 The one about me being on the heart card. 469 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,040 And how you wanted me to tell you what it is that I want. 470 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,960 From you. 471 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,440 And what is it that you want? 472 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,319 I don't want to keep running away. 473 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,039 Um... Ed? 474 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,640 Shit. 475 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,720 Hey, Ritchie. Um... Audrey and I were just in the middle of something. 476 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Hey, Ritch. 477 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,120 I am so, so sorry. 478 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,960 Marv called. 479 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,560 They locked him up. 480 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,279 He's still there. 481 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,560 He was crying, Ed. 482 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,319 Hey, Marv. 483 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,639 Hey, you guys. 484 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,039 What happened? 485 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,399 Why'd they keep you in overnight? 486 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,959 Uh... Oh, I was about to go home with my dad, 487 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,039 but then big boss-man came down. 488 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,720 He said that Don King called and he was concerned for his safety. 489 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,200 Come on, son, bail's been sorted. 490 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,720 I called Suzanne. 491 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,640 She said I'm not allowed to see Melinda again. 492 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,960 Having no dad is better than seeing your dad in jail. 493 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,640 She's right. 494 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,200 I love you guys. 495 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,440 I want to make a statement. 496 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440 Now. 497 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,519 How does a glorified furniture salesman 498 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,799 get to have so much power in this town? 499 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,359 He's not even a real king. 500 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,839 He's a sofa king. 501 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,839 No wonder he didn't want to send the tapes over. 502 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,519 You're the worst dad in the world! 503 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,759 Stop it! 504 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,400 Ritch, what are you doing? 505 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,999 Marv, stop it! 506 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,239 Bad dad! Bad dad! 507 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,279 Yeah, OK. Yeah, it's funny. 508 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,959 And Don King looks like a dick, but Marv still hit him at the end. 509 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,559 It won't help us. 510 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,999 Argh! 511 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,559 Come on, run. 512 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,879 It's a bad idea, Ed. Why is it bad? 513 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,759 All you have to do is get his DNA, a few hairs, 514 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,759 send his off with yours, get a report, 515 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,319 it'll come back, says he's your dad, bad PR. 516 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,519 It doesn't change the fact that Marv hit him. 517 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,279 But Don King won't wanna go to court 518 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,199 if he knows he's gonna be exposed as a liar. 519 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,799 Look, Hal said we are not allowed to go within 10 kays of him, 520 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,799 understood? 521 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,599 Well, then are we just gonna give up on Marv? 522 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,440 No, that's not... Sorry. Um... I've gotta go. 523 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,839 I'm not giving up on Marv. It's just... 524 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,319 ..my parents texted me 525 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,279 and they're gonna escort me to a mental facility 526 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,759 if I don't go home right now. 527 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,119 OK, I will go with you. 528 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,440 No, I'll go. 529 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,239 Please. 530 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,720 It needs to be me. 531 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,839 After I get a hair sample from you. No. 532 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,799 I will get his, and he won't even... No. 533 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,600 He won't even know. Ed, don't even think about it. 534 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:39,280 So this is what an intervention looks like. 535 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400 I've always wondered. 536 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,799 If this is about Ritchie attacking me yesterday at Sledge, 537 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:49,240 I just want to say that everything she said was true. 538 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,999 And I 100% deserved the sledging that I got. 539 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,240 I never stood up for her when she needed me to. 540 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,520 And... 541 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,480 ..I never told anyone about my part in what happened because... 542 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,359 ..because I didn't want to get in trouble 543 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,559 and for my dad to hear about it and think I was bad 544 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,199 and have yet another excuse not to meet me. 545 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,679 So, I let Ritchie take the fall. 546 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,800 For everything. 547 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:29,720 And I am so... so sorry. 548 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,519 So, please, please, don't lock up my friend. 549 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,239 Nobody's locking anybody up, Audrey. 550 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,280 God, your generation's dramatic. 551 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,719 Thank you for your words 552 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,760 and for standing up for Ritchie now. 553 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,240 Only nine years too late. 554 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,279 Yeah, well I think we owe you an apology too, Ritchie. 555 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,759 Yeah, we do. 556 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,239 Thank you, dad. 557 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,879 Um... 558 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,639 Since we're all sharing. 559 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,680 Dr Nadel... 560 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,359 ..I don't want you to be my psych anymore. 561 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,119 I think I need someone more age-appropriate. No offence. 562 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,079 Mum, Dad, 563 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,319 I love you, 564 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,359 but, to do what I need to do for my own mental health, 565 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,680 I can't do that under your roof. 566 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,840 So, I'm moving in with Ed. 567 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:03,719 You know, all I ever wanted was just one nice interaction with my dad. 568 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,519 Nothing big. 569 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,879 Maybe a response to all the school photos Mum sent. 570 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,960 But, no, you just sent them back without a word. 571 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,760 Who does that? 572 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,959 I was a kid. 573 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,679 And I am not your dad... 574 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,479 Yes, you are. 575 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,919 Believe me, I'm not the only guy 576 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,919 ..your mum slept with back then. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, stop! 577 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,479 We had a DNA test done years ago to prove it, 578 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,959 and I know you've seen the report. 579 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,599 The only reason my mum didn't take you to court for child support 580 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,319 is 'cause she didn't want to look desperate. 581 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,360 She's got way too much pride for that. 582 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,039 So, you're here to blackmail me? 583 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,640 No. 584 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,760 I'm here to make a deal. 585 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,080 Look, I know you don't want to be my dad. 586 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,599 But my friend Marv's got a little girl too, 587 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,079 and, you know, all he's ever wanted 588 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,719 is a chance to be in her life, to be a father to her. 589 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:58,119 And because of this charge over a stupid fucking pillow fight 590 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,799 you're going to take that chance away from him. 591 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,160 And you and I both know why you're doing it. 592 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,960 It's to get back at me. 593 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,279 You already broke me. 594 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,760 You've won. 595 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,959 'Cause I am a pathetic, unhappy, unlovable fuck-up 596 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,439 who hurts the people she loves 597 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,479 and runs away from anyone good or kind 598 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,360 before they get a chance to reject me the way you have. 599 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,399 If you drop this charge against my friend, 600 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,359 I'll stop trying to get your attention. 601 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,279 I will. I'll stop trying to contact you. 602 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,959 I give you my word. I will put it in writing if you want. 603 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,440 Whatever you want. 604 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,599 Do we have a deal? 605 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600 Daddy, are you coming? 606 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,880 I'm coming, sweet pea. 607 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,280 Stop! 608 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,800 Bad dad! Bad dad! 609 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,319 Argh! 610 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,879 Oh. You're here. 611 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,399 Um... 612 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,720 What are you doing? 613 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,119 I added some effects. Posted to a few sites. 614 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,919 People need to know the truth about Don King. 615 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,999 He's a bad dad. 616 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,440 Yoo-hoo! 617 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,919 So, how's the eulogy coming along? 618 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,359 Oh. 619 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,599 That good? 620 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,359 Well, I've just been busy. I've been working on the heart card. 621 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,640 Well, you got any ticks? 622 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,279 Hello, Father. 623 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,559 Afternoon. 624 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,639 Mm! 625 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,199 Interesting. 626 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,080 Thought it would have been Audrey moving in. 627 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,239 I've come as I need a photo of Milla for the order of service. 628 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,159 I thought there might be some in her boxes. 629 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,159 OK. 630 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,319 No, no, no, you sit and write. 631 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,520 Ritchie and I can find the photos. 632 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,639 It's tomorrow, Ed. 633 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,040 Mm-hm. 634 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,480 Oh, isn't she beautiful? 635 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,080 Oh, my God. 636 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,199 Naw! 637 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,519 One with you, Jimmy. 638 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,559 I sent you a link to a video, and I... I want you to watch it. 639 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,719 Ed, seriously, I can't do this. Just look at the link. 640 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,920 Please. Just one look and then I promise I will leave you alone. 641 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,599 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! 642 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,039 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! 643 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,519 Again! Again! Play it again! 644 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,479 Thanks. My daughter is never gonna sleep now. 645 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,639 Um... Yeah, sorry. 646 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,239 Um... I just wanted you to see it. Play it again! 647 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,999 OK, Marv is not a bad dad. 648 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,359 OK, he wants to be a good one. 649 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,360 You ready? 650 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,719 I'd now like to introduce someone 651 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,759 who had a very special bond with our Milla, 652 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,519 a true meeting of souls. 653 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,920 Mr Ed Kennedy. 654 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,160 Um... 655 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,999 Um... 656 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,279 I... 657 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,160 Sorry. 658 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,240 Hello there. 659 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,640 Thanks for being here. 660 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,279 It's quite the turnout, eh? 661 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,639 I have been so terrified to do this today, because, um... 662 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,199 ..at my dad's funeral, 663 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,559 when it came to this bit, I choked. 664 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,359 I never did get to say the words I'd written for him. 665 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,360 And it was just simple stuff. 666 00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,799 Like that you were a true gentleman 667 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,839 who never had a bad word to say about anyone. 668 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,319 You were always kind. 669 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,160 And despite being shit at money and with marriage... 670 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,960 ..you were my dad. 671 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:19,240 And you were a good one. 672 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,440 And I loved you. 673 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,079 But I know he's not here. Um... 674 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,560 This is Milla's day. 675 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,759 But, you know, I bet if they had met in real life, Milla and Dad, 676 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,919 they would have been great mates. 677 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,999 'Cause they were the same, you know, they were just... big romantics. 678 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,519 And that's how Milla lived her life, you know. She lived for love. 679 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,920 Grand, crazy, romantic love for her Jimmy. 680 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,079 And I think... I think that's why I was sent to Milla, actually, 681 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,759 to learn about love. 682 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,239 And I WAS sent to her. 683 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,399 She called a cab, but not because she wanted to go anywhere 684 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,479 but because she just wanted a chat and a cup of tea with her Jimmy. 685 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,479 And when I walked through those doors, 686 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,759 you know, she called me by his name, and that's who I became, 687 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,879 and, you know, you think it'd be weird, but, like... it wasn't. 688 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,559 And we would... Oh, we would talk for hours 689 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,959 and we would reminisce about the old times and we'd dance and we'd laugh, 690 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,959 and I liked being her Jimmy 691 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,439 because, unlike me, he always seemed to know what to say. 692 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,079 And I think Milla did that, you know? 693 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,360 She brought out the best in people. 694 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,119 But love is complicated, 695 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,799 and, um... 696 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,479 ..Milla only ever had stolen moments with her real Jimmy 697 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,079 because he had another life with a wife and kids. 698 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:22,319 And now, before you get all judgey, OK, 699 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,720 she never asked him to give them up for her because... 700 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:28,920 ..because... 701 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,120 ..I think... 702 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,839 Because I think she never quite believed 703 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,720 she deserved to be number one in Jimmy's heart. 704 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,480 Or anyone's heart, for that matter. 705 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,360 She never thought she was quite enough. 706 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,400 And, uh... 707 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,920 And, if she were here today... 708 00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,400 ..I would want her to know that she was never second best. 709 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,440 No, not with me. 710 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,599 And, um... 711 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,999 ..I would say to her 712 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,240 that "You think you're broken and unlovable... 713 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,639 "but you are the first in my heart 714 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,280 and in my life." 715 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,759 And you say you run from anyone who's kind to you or who truly knows you 716 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,239 because you're scared of rejection. 717 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:33,480 But you may run, but you come back. 718 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,080 And I know you. 719 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,520 I know you better than anyone. 720 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,599 And there is nothing that you could do or say 721 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,920 that'd make me stop loving you. 722 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,519 Go, Milla. 723 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,599 Yours is the face I think of when I lie in bed alone at night 724 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,519 and it's the first one I want to see when I wake up. 725 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,839 Oh, Ed. 726 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,759 And you have the most beautiful eyes. 727 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,399 And 22 freckles across your nose and cheeks. 728 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,959 And, yes, yeah, I counted them. 729 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,920 And those lips... 730 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,839 ..that I always wanted to kiss. 731 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,960 Oh. 732 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,639 And, for the record, when I did kiss you, 733 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,359 it was never a hate-kiss like you said. 734 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,199 No, I kissed you... 735 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,199 I... 736 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,240 I kissed you out of love. 737 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,439 You are the bravest person that I know 738 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,439 and you're the smartest and you're the funniest too. 739 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,239 And if this was the last day of my life 740 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:31,400 I'd want you to know that it's always been you. 741 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,199 Mm! 742 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,879 Finally. 743 00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,159 ♪ It had to be you... ♪ 744 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,479 Come on, join if you know it! 745 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,079 ♪ It had to be you 746 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,039 ♪ I wandered around 747 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,159 ♪ Finally found 748 00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,439 ♪ Somebody who 749 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,119 ♪ Could make me be true 750 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,399 ♪ Could make feel blue 751 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,399 ♪ Or even be glad 752 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,319 ♪ Just to be sad 753 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,879 ♪ Thinking of you 754 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,519 ♪ Some others I've seen 755 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,519 ♪ Might never be mean 756 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,759 ♪ Might never be cross 757 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,519 ♪ Or try to be boss 758 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,359 ♪ But they wouldn't do 759 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,840 ♪ 'Cause nobody else gave me a thrill... ♪ 760 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,400 You kissed Ed. 761 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,399 Ed! 762 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,559 Come here, you crazy girl. 763 00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,119 You know, Ed, I've been thinking 764 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,359 we ought to have you declared some kind of saint. 765 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,999 Are you having a brain aneurism, Father? 766 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,519 Not that I know of. 767 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,999 You may scoff, but I'm serious. 768 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,239 Why? 769 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,719 Why would you say that? 770 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,839 'Cause, Ed, if a guy like you 771 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,079 can stand up and do what you did, 772 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,559 not just today, 773 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,359 then maybe, 774 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,119 maybe, 775 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,080 we can all live beyond what we think we're capable of. 776 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,719 We were the ones who... 777 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,919 Hm? 778 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,199 The only reason why they pashed is 'cause WE hooked up, OK? 779 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,119 We... Stop, Marv, 780 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,760 and turn around. 781 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,720 You're a bad dad! 782 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,039 You're a bad dad! 783 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:40,959 Hey! 784 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,880 It's her favourite video. 785 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,479 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! 786 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,839 You look like a total badarse. 787 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,639 Yeah. 788 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,519 Yeah, I do, eh? 789 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,479 You can see her Wednesdays 790 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,039 and every second Sunday. 791 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,759 But Wednesday night's card night. 792 00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,879 So? 793 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:06,879 So... So? 794 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,119 So... cool. 795 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,639 Cool? Yeah. Cool. 796 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,999 Cool, yeah. Yep. 797 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,439 Because I am gonna teach you how to play cards. 798 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,919 You wanna play cards? No. No. 799 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,959 Yeah! Yeah. 800 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,319 No. You're not. 801 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,039 We're gonna play cards. Come on! 802 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,119 It's the last card! 803 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,880 It's over. 804 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,359 Well... 805 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,279 ..there is one thing left to do. 806 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,480 What? 807 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,920 We have to have sex. 808 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,479 Hang on. Like, now? 809 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:50,999 What, you don't want to have sex with me? 810 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,879 No, I do. I absolutely do. 811 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,359 Um... No, Auds, I just want... There's something you need to know. 812 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,119 Um... I'm not so good at sex. 813 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,279 That's OK. I am. 814 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,080 Wait for it. 815 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,919 Wait. 816 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,799 "Bad dad"? Is that you? 817 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,159 You, isn't it? Oh, God! Oh, do the face! 818 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,759 Do the face, please. Yeah, just take a photo. 819 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,999 Yeah, what's up?! What's up man?! 820 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,599 Thank you so much. No worries. 821 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,599 Hey, have a good one, guys. Thank you. Have a good one. 822 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,199 Hey, gotta make time for fans, right? 823 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,799 Oh, Marv. You know you're a GIF now, right? 824 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,919 Hey, I'm not just a GIF. I'm more of a local celebrity, OK? 825 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,399 And don't forget it. 826 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,560 Hey. Look. Is that who I think it is? 827 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,280 Oh, my God. 828 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,199 Maybe he's already out of jail. 829 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,599 Or, well, maybe he broke out. 830 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,640 Go on. Aren't you curious? Go talk to him. 831 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,119 Ed. Don't let him get away. 832 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,919 Go, go, go, go. Hey. Hey. Hey, robber guy. 833 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,319 Hurry up. Hey, uh.. Sorry. 834 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,279 Sorry, not cutting in. Sorry, not cutting in. 835 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,399 Oi! Seriously, I'm not cutting in. 836 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,000 Hey! Hey! 837 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680 What? 838 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,199 I knew it. 839 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,919 I knew it! 840 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,439 Ed? 841 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,480 Is that another card? 842 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,999 Captions by Red Bee Media 843 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation