1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,279 We never really, um... did much for Christmas. 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,879 We're suckers for it. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,439 This is incredible. I've... I've never seen so many lights. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,399 It all came from your design. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,239 Don't we pay you enough? 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,279 You pay me well. I'm just... I'm just being careful. 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:21,279 You did not choose to have a dickhead for a father, 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,199 one who chose to ignore the fact that we had a child. 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,240 Keep the change. 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,839 I thought about this. 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,559 You've still got the pig. 12 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,799 Is this what you want? 13 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,799 Tommy. 14 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:32,959 No, just grab it. Tommy! 15 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,319 Argh! Yeah, alright! 16 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,199 It's a stupid, lousy pig. 17 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,799 I'm Bernie! 18 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,919 Why don't you stay for a movie? 19 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,719 Sometimes things aren't as hard as you think. 20 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,199 I don't need you. Awesome. 21 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,440 So, it's settled then. 22 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,880 I'm so sorry. 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,519 Thanks, everyone, for coming. 24 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,759 I know it's early, but there will be oranges later. 25 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,999 Welcome to this year's Sledge. 26 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,559 Let's give it up for the new recruits! 27 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,919 And for the newbies - "What is Sledge Match?" you might ask. 28 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,839 Well, technically yes, it is a touch footy game, 29 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,439 but the real play 30 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,199 is in the way that you cut down your mates with your words, yeah? 31 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,679 Really sticking it to them! 32 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,479 And if there are tears, oh, that's a good thing. 33 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,119 Now the rules are 34 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,879 nothing is off-limits. 35 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,239 No bar too low. Go dark. Go dirty. 36 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,439 Show no mercy. 37 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,359 Show no mercy! 38 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,559 Failure to return a sledge gets you sent off for two minutes. 39 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,519 If you lose your shit, you get sent off for five minutes. 40 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,959 And total full-body sobs gets you sent off for ten minutes. 41 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,639 Alright, OK, let's give it a crack. 42 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,399 Sophie, you're up. 43 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,159 Just think of something mean and say it to, uh... 44 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,640 ..say it to Ed. 45 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,599 So, go on, just whatever comes to your head. 46 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,240 Ed... 47 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,159 ..your shorts look like they belong to my little brother. 48 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,439 No, no, no, no. 49 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,959 You can go a bit harder. 50 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,439 Maybe something along the lines of, 51 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,439 "Hey, Ed! 52 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,039 "Your head's so far up your arse you could have a second breakfast!" 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,999 Wow. 54 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,279 Graphic. But not wrong. 55 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,119 You smell like bin juice! 56 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,279 Sorry, I don't speak dickhead! 57 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,399 Right. 58 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,079 Keep rolling your eyes, Ed. Might find your brain somewhere. 59 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,559 Father. 60 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,959 Your face would made an onion cry. 61 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,999 Good one! 62 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,119 What was that, Ed? 63 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,159 Crap on about yourself a little bit more. 64 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,839 You dress like my Grandma! 65 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,559 You're so soft you make a marshmallow look hard! 66 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,439 Hey, Ed, you're PMS personified! 67 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,199 You're like a nappy! You're absorbed and full of shit! 68 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,799 Hey, Ed, who left the bag of self-centred idiots open? 69 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,319 Ooh! 70 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,319 No, this is just getting creepy. 71 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,199 Is that the vibe you're going for? 72 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,959 Reckon I might've already nailed that one. 73 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,439 I reckon you might've. 74 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,960 Aud, I'm so sorry, I... I don't want to talk about it. 75 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,160 But... No. 76 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,639 What's there to say, Ed? 77 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,559 Wait, wait. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Hey, wait, wait, wait. 78 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,679 Hey, we can't NOT talk about this. 79 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,599 Or what? You're gonna hate-kiss me again? 80 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,599 It wasn't a hate-kiss. 81 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,479 Jesus! OK, what was it then? 82 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,079 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 83 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,799 I am messing up all over the place at the moment, OK? 84 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,879 I keep trying to do what I think is right, 85 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,559 and things just keep, like... 86 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,639 Nothing is going the way that I thought 87 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,399 and... and it's confusing and it's frustrating, 88 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,999 and I kinda took it out on you because... 89 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,080 ..I don't know, you always end up hurting the ones that you... 90 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,360 Aud, I am really, truly sorry. 91 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,559 And I wish... I wish I could just go back 92 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,560 and I could just make things different. 93 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,039 It was a dick move. 94 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,039 Uh-huh. 95 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,520 Totally entitled. 96 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,480 I never imagined you'd kiss like that. 97 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,760 You've imagined how I'd kiss? 98 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,160 Ed! 99 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,680 You're missing the massive point. 100 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,159 You know, you can't just go around assuming 101 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,639 that you know what people want 102 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,319 or what they need or how things are meant to be. 103 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,800 It's not how it works. 104 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,760 Oh. You again. 105 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,279 What are you up to now? 106 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,399 Hey. Sorry. Um... I didn't want to disturb you. 107 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,880 I just... 108 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,599 I... I've realised I sort of just waded on in 109 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,479 and I didn't even ask you or your family what you needed. 110 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:04,399 I mean, you already had all these lights and everything and I just... 111 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:09,479 ..I came in with my assumptions about how I could help you and... 112 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,359 I am sorry. 113 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,799 Yeah, it was a bit up yourself. 114 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,479 Yeah. Um... Entitled, in fact. 115 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,839 But you seemed so lost and lonely 116 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,760 we felt sorry for you. 117 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,319 You felt sorry for ME? Yeah. 118 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,439 Oh. 119 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,079 Felt good to help someone. 120 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:32,279 Reminded us how lucky we are as a family, 121 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,079 how much we've got, 122 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,360 even if we don't have that much, you know? 123 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,760 Yeah, right. 124 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,319 OK, cool. 125 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,919 So, why don't you stop mucking about 126 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,879 and leave those bloody lights alone, yeah? 127 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:46,880 Yeah. 128 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,440 So, now I get a tick. 129 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,399 Yeah, me and Suzanne used to come here all the time. 130 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,839 Sneak out and watch the sunset. 131 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:07,320 It was always all lit up and... golden and... 132 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,599 ..just beautiful, man, you know. 133 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,320 This was our special place. 134 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,359 If this is about a redo, ain't gonna happen. 135 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,159 What? No. 136 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,800 No, I just... 137 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,200 I just like coming here. 138 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,119 To remember. 139 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,159 That's a bit sad. Suzanne was ages ago. 140 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,240 You're not still stuck on her, are you? 141 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,239 No. 142 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,720 Yeah. 143 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,079 I don't know. 144 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,080 You heard from her? 145 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,800 No. 146 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,600 I'm pretty sure she wouldn't want to see me anyway. 147 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,160 Whatcha looking at, you perv? 148 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,359 Can we?! Please?! I wanna tell him what I want. 149 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,919 Well, that's the Christmas spirit. 150 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,559 Please?! 151 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,719 Uh... OK. Come on. 152 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,879 Come on, let's go bug Santa then. 153 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,160 Hello, Santa! Have you been good this year? 154 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,719 Big smile! 155 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,839 Alright, Merry Christmas! 156 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,199 Bye, darl'! Bye-bye! 157 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,999 Next. You go first. 158 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,119 You. You're older. 159 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,519 Ho, ho, ho! I don't wanna. 160 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,400 Why don't I go first? Hm? 161 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,199 Next. 162 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,960 Just take a seat. 163 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,600 Hey, Santa. 164 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,120 Go on, Aud! Tell him what you want! 165 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,039 All I want for Christmas 166 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,080 is a dad who isn't an arsehole. 167 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,120 A dad who acknowledges me. 168 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,480 What are the chances of that being in my stocking, hm? 169 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,000 Smile for the camera. 170 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,560 Merry Christmas. 171 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,039 Come on. 172 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,879 What?! Come on. Go, go, go. 173 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,359 But it was my turn next. 174 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,079 But I didn't get to tell him about the ninja sword... 175 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,079 He's not real, OK?! That Santa's a big fake! 176 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,959 Santa isn't real?! There's no such thing as Santa? 177 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,959 No. 178 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,439 No, I said THAT Santa's bullshit. 179 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,279 Not all Santas are bullshit. That's... 180 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,159 How can there be more than one Santa? 181 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,520 Does that mean Santa won't come to our house? 182 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,199 What the hell happened? 183 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,199 Ohh. 184 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:57,080 Telling the kids that Santa isn't real on Christmas Eve? 185 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,280 It was him. What do you mean? 186 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,119 Him. 187 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,960 Your father? 188 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,600 What is that dickhead doing in a Santa suit? 189 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,319 Charity. 190 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,999 Good for business. 191 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,480 What an arse. 192 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,599 I'm so sorry, hon'. 193 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,680 You OK? Yeah. 194 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,880 Oh, shit. 195 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,839 Fuck, I can't believe I just single-handedly killed Christmas. 196 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,600 Ah, you know what? They're still pretty gullible. 197 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,319 You reckon I can sucker them back in? 198 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,119 I think you can. 199 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,119 Come on. 200 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,799 Mission Save Christmas. 201 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,719 ♪ This Christmas 202 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,599 ♪ I'll dream of a private yacht 203 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,199 ♪ Sail anywhere if it's hot 204 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,799 ♪ But I've got the dream that's making me beam 205 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,519 ♪ It's you, me and mistletoe... ♪ 206 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,159 They're sitting at the table! 207 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,400 Ah. 208 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,999 Ed! It's a Christmas miracle! 209 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,599 So, you're a miracle now? 210 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,359 Uh... No, it was a joke. 211 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,519 Relax, I'm just shit-stirring. 212 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,359 Here, have a cabanossi. 213 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,199 Wow. There. 214 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,560 Ooh. 215 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,239 Uh... What are these? Aren't they stunning? 216 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,759 Hal gave them to me. 217 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,559 We exchanged gifts this morning. 218 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,159 Have you met Hal? 219 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,519 Oh, yeah, you could say that. 220 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,039 Merry Christmas, Hal. 221 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,080 Good you could make it, Ed. 222 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,879 Cheers. 223 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,199 Cheers. Merry Christmas. 224 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,680 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 225 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,119 Oh, sorry. What is this? 226 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,599 Mead. 227 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,519 It's my own recipe. Is it alright? 228 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,279 Oh, yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's very, um... 229 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,679 ..yeasty. 230 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,879 Can we... 231 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,359 Let's do presents. Yes, yes, let's. 232 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,359 Yeah. 233 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,480 No, I love it, I love it. Thank you so much. Thanks, Mum. 234 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,959 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 235 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,999 Merry Christmas, Mum. To you. 236 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,160 OK. 237 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,680 Oh, look at this. 238 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,799 Wow. 239 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,999 Is... 240 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Oh. 241 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,439 "Sometimes less is more." 242 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,239 Is that... For the planet. 243 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,439 It's for the planet. Yeah. Ohh! 244 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,479 I... I had it engraved. 245 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,959 "Carpe diem." Yep. 246 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,639 It means 'seize the day'! 247 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,799 Right, I see that. 248 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,759 God, you two are hopeless. 249 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,599 Wh... Well, you can talk. 250 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,799 Remember the year you gave me Velcro? 251 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,119 Yeah, you said it was a lifesaver. 252 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,559 On shoes! On kids' shoes! 253 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,119 You were hopeless with knots. Alright. Ungrateful. 254 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,759 Oh, thanks, Ed. Do I wear it like this? 255 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,719 That's actually a toilet-seat warmer. 256 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,479 Um... 257 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,119 Oh, this is, uh... 258 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,559 That's for you. 259 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,599 Ooh! 260 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,639 Ooh. 261 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,799 You've outdone yourself. 262 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,960 Hello! Oh, look out. 263 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,440 What is it? Ooh. 264 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,399 Must be worth something. 265 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,079 Alright. Just keep... keep going. 266 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,079 OK. Pass the parcel. 267 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,760 Ooh! Alright. 268 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,519 OK, OK. 269 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,119 Alright. 270 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,759 This is very funny, Ed. 271 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,240 It's an anticipation. 272 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,479 It's not really your gift to give, is it, mate? 273 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,839 Oh, you couldn't leave it alone, could you? Not even for one day. 274 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,919 Not even for Christmas Day. What... Are you serious... 275 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,919 No. Oh! 276 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,879 Is that why you came? To stir things up and point-score? 277 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,759 Are you... No, I am trying to... 278 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,679 I... Oh, Jesus! I can't win! 279 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,159 It's not about winning! 280 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,359 Oh, great, yeah, no, that's right because I'm the loser. 281 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,799 Ed, Ed, thank you, I appreciate it. Nah, forget it. 282 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,520 It's... Jesus. 283 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,280 Here, wash down the mead. 284 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,799 Let's just... leave it, eh? 285 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,320 It's Christmas. 286 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,039 Actually, nah. 287 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,679 It's OK. 288 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,599 I just have to be grown-up about it. 289 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,879 You know, accept the fact that Mum loves you more 290 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,839 and she always has 291 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,239 and no matter what I do it'll never be enough. 292 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,799 Mate, that is the biggest load of bullshit. 293 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,759 When you chose to live with Dad, you broke her heart. 294 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,239 She was a total mess. 295 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,719 And who could blame her? 296 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,120 Her 12-year-old son decided to live with his alcoholic dad over her. 297 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,799 She had no-one. 298 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,759 You don't remember what it was like living with Dad. 299 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,319 It was hard. 300 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,639 And... lonely. 301 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,119 She needed me. 302 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,599 If anyone was anyone's favourite, it was you. 303 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,760 You were Dad's golden boy. 304 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,719 He got himself together to look after you. 305 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,999 Took you to school and made your lunches, took in all your mates. 306 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,520 He loved YOU enough to do that. 307 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,239 Couldn't do that for ME. 308 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,799 Or Mum. 309 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,239 Uh... 310 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,280 Thanks for the pig, mate. 311 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,239 OK, OK, OK, everyone grab your presents. Go, go, go, go. 312 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,039 That's your one. Thanks, Uncle Marv. 313 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,959 You're welcome, bro. 314 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,559 Choice. 315 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,159 Off you go. 316 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,839 OK, this one's for you. 317 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,159 Chooh! 318 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,519 When are you gonna settle down, bruh, hm? 319 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,479 Still waiting on my grandkids. 320 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,919 Haven't you got enough? 321 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,519 You never bring anyone to Christmas. Why is that? 322 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,959 I've got a mate with a daughter around the same age. 323 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,439 Works in pathology. 324 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,959 Imagine dealing with all those samples. 325 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,479 I'll ask if she's single. 326 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,159 Hey, Mum? Mm? 327 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,599 I've got a present for you. 328 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,839 Oh! 329 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,919 Mm! 330 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,719 Thanks, son. I love you, Mum. 331 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,960 And this one's for you, Dad. Oi! 332 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,799 OK, careful, it's heavy. 333 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,159 Ohh! 334 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,359 Oh, my goodness. 335 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,759 Marvin! 336 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,240 What have you done? 337 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,839 This is real. Yeah, yeah, it's real. 338 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,879 What the hell is this? It's a dehydrator. 339 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,399 You can make your jerky and all your apricot leather and stuff in there. 340 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,519 You usually buy me soap. You shouldn't spend all your money. 341 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,159 Dad... I did a nice thing, man. 342 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,559 Is something wrong? 343 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,799 Usually when someone gets a gift, they just say thank you. 344 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,639 Or do you want me to take them back? No, no. 345 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,639 No. No. Of course not. 346 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,359 Hey, stop being so dramatic. 347 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,919 I'm not being dramatic, Mum. 348 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,040 Uncle Marv, this is a hoverboard?! 349 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,679 Mum, here you go. Chicken's here. OK, cool thanks, Elise. 350 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,879 Yep. Go down. 351 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,399 OK, everyone, food's up! Let's go! 352 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,119 Alright. 353 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,040 Uh... Son, you're down there. 354 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,040 You know how much the kids love you. 355 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,600 Uncle Marv! 356 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,839 Cheers, cheers, cheers, everyone. 357 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,799 Merry Christmas! Everyone, merry Christmas! 358 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,079 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Jesus 359 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,319 ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ 360 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,319 Hip-hip! 361 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,919 Uncle Marv! 362 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,919 Hooray! 363 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,159 Hip-hip! Hooray! 364 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160 Yay! 365 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,519 Hey, I'm gonna put Nan on speaker now, eh, 366 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,239 so we can do a Christmas cheers. 367 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,279 Mum, you there? 368 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,279 Mum? 369 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,519 You've just gotta turn the volume up. 370 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,519 I did. 371 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,239 Mum?! 372 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,279 Merry Christmas, bub. 373 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,079 Uh... Yeah, Merry Christmas! Good on you, boy! 374 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,160 Cheers! Cheers, Nan! 375 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,119 We're drinking now? 376 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,759 Yeah. Seems like it. 377 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,119 Thought I'd have a drink on Christmas. 378 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,639 Like you. 379 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,600 Like everyone else. 380 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,360 OK, yeah. Yeah, fair enough. 381 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,199 One glass can't hurt, even a big one. 382 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,840 OK, so, what should we drink to? 383 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,440 Don't want to forget HIM. 384 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,839 I know you hate pudding. 385 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,440 I remember. 386 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,640 But... 387 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,559 ..that's just what you do on Christmas. 388 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,400 I never hated pudding. 389 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,280 The lumpy bits taste OK if you add lots of custard. 390 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,240 Come on. 391 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,879 Milla? 392 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,639 In the kitchen! 393 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,279 I was wondering if you'd come back. 394 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,199 Milla, I am so sorry for everything. 395 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,079 Well, you're here now. 396 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,879 That's all that matters. 397 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,800 Yeah, it really is. 398 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,479 Well, um... Merry Christmas. 399 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,759 For me? Mm. 400 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,120 Oh! 401 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,279 Oh! 402 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,999 Thank you, Jimmy. 403 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Hm! 404 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,719 Wuthering Heights is on tomorrow, and I thought we could go. 405 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,720 Ooh. 406 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,760 Hey, what are you doing right now? 407 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,079 Come and celebrate with me and my friends. 408 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,039 Oh, you don't want me hanging about with your friends... 409 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,600 I do. I really do. 410 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,719 Cheers! 411 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,559 Merry Christmas! 412 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,839 Oh, you've got too many cards to knock. 413 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,679 See, you can only knock after your second run, when you're nearly done. 414 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,999 Oh! Yeah. 415 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,119 Silly me. You DID say. 416 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,680 Yeah. No, you're good. 417 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:20,520 Uh... OK, so, you can only put down two cards at a time, remember? 418 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,359 Here, do you want me to have a look? 419 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,560 Uh... No, Jimmy. I can do it. 420 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,039 Oh, she can't pick that card up. 421 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,199 Give her a minute. 422 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,199 Oh, seriously?! 423 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,879 Last time I tried to take back a card, you threw a peanut at me. 424 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,799 Yeah, well, that's because you should know better. 425 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,079 Have another one. 426 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,399 You just look at your hand in terms of runs, yeah? 427 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,479 And when you have something that's not useful, 428 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,799 you chuck it either here or there. 429 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,999 I can tell you're the one who holds everyone together, 430 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,199 the one they all feel safe with. 431 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,320 Friends like you are a precious thing. 432 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,079 Maybe we should, um... play something else. 433 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,159 Oh, yes! 434 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,119 Charades is my favourite. 435 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,959 Charades. Great. 436 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,279 Choice. Alright! 437 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,280 Cool! 438 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,919 Sound of Music, right?! The Sound of Music? 439 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,239 Yay! Well done! 440 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,719 OK, here we go. Ooh! 441 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,719 Come on! 442 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,199 Chicken Run. Wild Geese. 443 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,279 Close To You by The Carpenters. Red Rooster. 444 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,399 Oh, oh, oh. 445 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,719 White Wing Dove! Yes! 446 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,719 Yes! 447 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,599 No, that's not the name of the song! 448 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,879 Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. 449 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,959 Oh, how unfortunate for me. 450 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,440 Go, Milla. go, Milla. 451 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,319 What? Since when do you do shots? 452 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,799 Since I decided to. 453 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,519 I actually quite like it. 454 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,679 Interesting. 455 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,239 Here we go, Marvin! One word. 456 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,239 One word. A movie. Oh, it's A film. 457 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,240 It's a film. Uh... 458 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,039 Statue. Wait, I've got another one. 459 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,119 No, no, you can't change your mind. Rules are rules. 460 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,879 No, no. My turn! OK, my turn. 461 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,319 Book? Book. 462 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,920 One word. One word. 463 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,199 Um... Ooh. 464 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,359 Uh... Cradle, cradle. 465 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,799 Uh... The Bible! 466 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,439 Baby. Moses! 467 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,599 Uh... Branch. Tree Of Life! 468 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,799 Sophie's Choice! 469 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,159 Concerned. Uh... 470 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,920 Ooh. Uh... 471 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,319 Whoa! 472 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,680 Beloved! 473 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,439 Beloved? Three shots. 474 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,799 Wait, wait, wait, what's Beloved? 475 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,359 One of the best books ever written, Marv. 476 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,879 You two are cheating. Ritchie's a natural. 477 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,679 The way you move. 478 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,679 The way you... you tell the story through your body. 479 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,239 It's beautiful. 480 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,479 You'll be in Hollywood before we know it. 481 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,239 Oh, uh... Three syllables. 482 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,399 The... The... Oh! 483 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,399 The Jockey? Shitting? Ooh, sorry. 484 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,479 No. 485 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,159 Written On The Wind. Peter Pan! 486 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,359 Mosquito! 487 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,039 Rocky? It's Jumanji. 488 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,679 It's Jumanji! What?! 489 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,999 It's Jumanji! 490 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,239 How is that Jumanji? Oh! You just said your title! 491 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,159 No, no, no, no, no, no. Yes, you said the title. 492 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,039 No, hang on. I'm not gonna do it. That's it, Marv. 493 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,279 Hell no. Nah, I'm not doing that. Nah. Nah. 494 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,039 Marv, Marv, come on. 495 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,879 We said it at the start. Come on. 496 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,439 Come on. 497 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,960 He's ready for you. 498 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,039 Oh, no, sorry, Doorman. 499 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,080 I hope this is OK with you, mate, because it's not with me. 500 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,719 Oh! 501 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,039 Oh, snap. 502 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,999 Agh! 503 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,560 Stop it! Stop it! 504 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,079 Ta-da! 505 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,199 Shh! What is this? 506 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,919 Did you steal it from your mum's? 507 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,399 I didn't steal it. 508 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,800 Oh, yeah. Did you win at the bowlo? 509 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,880 I bought this, OK? 510 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,359 Yeah, I bought it as a gift for my ungrateful friends. 511 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,919 How about that? Wow. 512 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,559 But you hate shouting. Are you OK? 513 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,039 Are you dying? 514 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,959 I'm not dying. 515 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,119 Look, I did a nice thing, OK? 516 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,399 Can't anyone give a gift nowadays without getting a big interrogation? 517 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,439 Jesus. 518 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,439 How about you just eat the prawns and have a merry bloody Christmas. 519 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,919 Yeah, same to you. 520 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,040 Cheers, mate. 521 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,279 Cheers. 522 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,879 This is the best bit of Christmas, 523 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,040 just this. 524 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,999 And, Dad, wherever YOU are... 525 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,239 Merry Christmas, Dad. 526 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,679 Merry Christmas, Gregor. Cheers, Gregor. 527 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,120 Oh! 528 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,120 I love Christmas. 529 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,519 Of all the Santas in all the malls, what are the chances? 530 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,359 Oh! I still can't believe you sat on his knee. 531 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,999 First time for everything. 532 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,999 So, he's seriously never... 533 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,279 Not even when you were a baby? 534 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,159 Nah. Never. 535 00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:00,079 What kind of arsehole doesn't even want to acknowledge their own child? 536 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,159 Well, he's decided I don't exist. 537 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,440 Well, he doesn't get to decide that. 538 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,640 Maybe it's for the best. 539 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,839 Bullshit! 540 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,080 It's about his need for control, and that's bullshit. 541 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,959 Yeah. 542 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,519 What a queen. 543 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,079 Ritchie the artist. 544 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,559 Cin cin, Ritchie. 545 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,959 Chah! 546 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,120 Are you having another one? 547 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,719 Mm-hm. 548 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,000 Yeah. 549 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,039 Ah! 550 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,559 Mm. 551 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,840 Am I a good person, Ritch? 552 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,879 You really are dying. 553 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,600 I'm not dying. 554 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,160 Yeah. 555 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,919 You are. 556 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,999 One of the best. 557 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,999 ♪ Is there a place where the grass... ♪ 558 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,359 I was saving this one for Milla. 559 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,759 She loves this stuff. 560 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,799 ♪ My love... ♪ 561 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,879 Seems a shame to waste it. 562 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,679 ♪ Is there a place 563 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,679 ♪ Where we can grow old? ♪ 564 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,840 Really? 565 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,840 Yeah. 566 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,640 But I wanna dance with Jimmy. 567 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,919 That's fair enough. 568 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,199 He's a much better dancer. 569 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,840 He's much better all around... Oh, shut up. 570 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,919 We all mess up sometimes. 571 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,999 ♪ You've thrown me the line of a world I can't reach 572 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,879 ♪ I heard you cry in the night 573 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,359 ♪ When you couldn't sleep 574 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,839 ♪ But you don't really have to find love 575 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,399 ♪ If it makes you feel this way 576 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,919 ♪ You don't really have to find love 577 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,079 ♪ If it makes you shiver and shake 578 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,479 ♪ Now you're bitter and cold 579 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,359 ♪ 'Cause we left it this way 580 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:48,360 ♪ And love is the loneliest place... ♪ 581 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,879 Are you really gonna go? 582 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,360 Leave for uni? 583 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,760 Yeah. 584 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,360 Seems that way. 585 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,799 ♪ Oh, love, I can't give you reasons 586 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,519 ♪ Reasons for you to adore 587 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,879 ♪ You put your heart in the winter 588 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,959 ♪ Though spring would give you more 589 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,399 ♪ You're tied up in the timing 590 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,359 ♪ Too scared to unravel it all 591 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,880 ♪ Though I know that you know what's written at the core 592 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,679 ♪ And you don't really have to find love 593 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,839 ♪ If it makes you feel this way 594 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,719 ♪ Oh, you don't really have to find love 595 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,959 ♪ If it makes you shiver and shake 596 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,239 ♪ Now you're bitter and cold 597 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,119 ♪ 'Cause we left it this way 598 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,760 ♪ And love is the loneliest place 599 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,119 ♪ Oh, love is the loneliest place... ♪ 600 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,239 It was a lovely Christmas, Jimmy. 601 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,959 Well, it wouldn't have been as lovely without you, so... 602 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,879 You have wonderful friends. YOU'RE a wonderful friend. 603 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,879 Oh. You're very lucky. 604 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,039 Yeah, well, I feel very lucky. 605 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,639 Shall I read? 606 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,839 No, I think I'll just go to sleep. 607 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,119 You've done more than enough. 608 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,200 Merry Christmas, Milla. 609 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,399 Ha! 610 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,479 OK, OK, what do you think? 611 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,999 Oh! 612 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,599 Very nice! 613 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,759 Ooh, OK. 614 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,959 Do you think a little wider, though? 615 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,039 I think sleighs have wider runner things. 616 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,719 Why are we even doing this now? 617 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,279 'Cause aren't the boys at Joe's? 618 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,599 Yeah, they'll be back tomorrow first thing. 619 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,479 You know they don't sleep. 620 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,519 What even is eggnog? 621 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,999 Does it have actual egg in it? 622 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,479 Are you drunk? 623 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,199 No. 624 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,039 Like, would a drunk person 625 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,999 do these excellent regulation-gauge sleigh tracks? 626 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,359 I think not. 627 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,959 Take a boot, darling. 628 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:24,959 What? 629 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,399 Santa footprints. 630 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,679 But what about the reindeer? What about them? 631 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,839 What about their little hoof prints? 632 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,439 Oh, my God, they fly. They don't make prints. 633 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,439 No, because the sleigh was on the ground, 634 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,199 so, like, you need to get your story straight. 635 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,959 You're over-complicating things. 636 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,799 I'M over-complicating things? Mm. 637 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,799 Fine. Do the reindeer prints. 638 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,799 Fine! 639 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,840 Alright. 640 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,999 Come on. Ha! 641 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,360 You know what? Maybe on the roof. 642 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,320 Ritchie! 643 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,719 OK, come on. That's high enough. 644 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,879 Ritchie! 645 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,280 OK, come on, that's high enough for reindeer! 646 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,479 Ritchie! Come down! 647 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,479 Oh. 648 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,960 Ritchie! 649 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,559 Ritchie! 650 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,919 Do it. 651 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,599 Do it. Do it. Ritchie! 652 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Ritchie! 653 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,039 Ritchie! 654 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,480 Ritchie! 655 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,640 I'm OK! 656 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,599 OK. Can you... Can you get down? I'm calling an ambulance. 657 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,519 No, don't call anyone, I'm fine! 658 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,959 Argh! 659 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,959 Sorry, I'm sorry. 660 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,159 Sorry, sorry, I know, I know. Shh! 661 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,399 Hello. Come on. Bedtime. 662 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,519 Oh! Yep. 663 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,439 Bedtime. OK. 664 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,519 Ooh! Come on. 665 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,239 Are you sure you're OK? 666 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,600 Oh, stop. 667 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,759 Wh... Where have you been? Are you OK? What happened? 668 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,999 Yeah, no, no, she's OK. She just... She had a bit of a fall. 669 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,999 She was being a reindeer on the roof and she slipped. 670 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,679 She was on the roof? 671 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,119 I was putting up Christmas decorations. 672 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,439 I'm fine. 673 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,519 Is she drunk? 674 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,039 How much have you had to drink? 675 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,279 It's Christmas, so, lots! 676 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,959 Goodnight. 677 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,400 Yeah! Three ticks. 678 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,119 Milla?! 679 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,239 It's Jimmy! 680 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,080 Probably have time for some tea before we go to the cinema. 681 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,040 Oh. 682 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,320 Oh. 683 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,999 I did everything right. I... 684 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,639 I did everything the cards told me to do. 685 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,279 Why would they make me meet her 686 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,839 and care 687 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,399 and then have her die? 688 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,359 What kind of message is that? 689 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,599 Wh... 690 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,759 I don't know. She was pretty old, Ed. 691 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,519 I can't believe you just... No, no, no. 692 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,599 I'm just... I'm just saying that maybe, 693 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,680 Milla dying, it didn't have anything to do with the cards. 694 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,279 Maybe it was just her time. 695 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,879 Yeah, I'd rather not have the cards at all if this is what happens. 696 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,559 Oh, my God. 697 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,679 I mean, what's the point? 698 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,320 You know, why even try? 699 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,679 Ed, come inside. 700 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,519 No, sorry. Can you go back to bed? 701 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,919 Ed, wait. 702 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,439 Where are you going? I'll come with you. 703 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,679 No. 704 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,760 It is better like this. 705 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,200 Friends like you are a precious thing. 706 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,599 Yeah, but she's not like other people! 707 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,320 Don't pretend you haven't seen the signs. They're clear as day. 708 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,199 Ritchie's a natural. 709 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,719 The way you move. 710 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,119 You tell the story through your body. 711 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,640 It's beautiful. 712 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,319 Hey. You've called Ed. I can't come to the phone... 713 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,239 Mum! Mama! 714 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:04,399 We got so many presents! Merry Christmas! 715 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,960 Wow! 716 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,439 Look, it's snow! Told you Santa would come here too. 717 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,679 Sleigh marks! 718 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,919 He came! Santa! 719 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,359 Santa said he was late 720 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,239 because the windfarms in Norway blew him off track. 721 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,239 Oh! Oh, did he now? 722 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,959 Hey. You've called Ed... 723 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,759 He's still not answering. 724 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,399 I don't think he wants to be found. 725 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,399 I don't know! It was just like this 726 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,839 when I woke up! Thank you! Thank you, Mum! 727 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,919 I can't believe she was just with us. 728 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,319 Queen Milla with her scallop crown, 729 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,360 playing charades. 730 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,999 Making us all feel better. 731 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,479 Just for 10 minutes, alright? 732 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,880 I love you so much. Love you guys. 733 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,799 Life's so short. 734 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,479 OK, let's go! Let's see what we got! 735 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,280 I love you, Dad. 736 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,320 Hello? 737 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,360 Bernie? 738 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,360 Bernie? 739 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,600 Bernie! 740 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,719 Bernie! 741 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,639 No, no, inside. 742 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,440 Inside. 743 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,040 I wondered if you were ever going to get out of that shit-box. 744 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,799 Look, Suzanne... Just go. 745 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,119 We're done. 746 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,040 I just, um... 747 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,720 What? 748 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,879 I'm sorry. 749 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,280 Sorry. 750 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,360 Don't come back! 751 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,439 Dad, Mum, we have to talk, OK? I... 752 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,760 I'm sick of... You've been lying to us. 753 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,839 You broke into my room. You disappeared! 754 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,319 Something could have happened to you. 755 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,640 That's MY room. 756 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,160 Mine. Explain THIS. 757 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,160 OK. 758 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,199 I wanted to tell you. 759 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,959 I tried to. 760 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,279 But you never listen. 761 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,039 I tried to tell Dr Nadel, 762 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,999 but he just treats me like I'm still a kid. 763 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,119 I know what I'm doing! 764 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,119 You're trespassing. 765 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,879 Sorry. Can we please just talk? You need to leave now. 766 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,399 I'm calling the police. I just want to talk. 767 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,839 We've got nothing to talk about. 768 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,199 I'm your daughter. No, you're not. 769 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,439 Yes, I am. No, you're not. 770 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,839 I'm your daughter. No! 771 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,679 Get out of here, do you understand me? 772 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,719 I'm your daughter! Just talk to me! No, you're not! You are not. 773 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,079 - I am your daughter! - No, you're not! 774 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,239 I'm your daughter! 775 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,760 You're nothing! You're nobody! 776 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,039 Nothing! 777 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,359 Is this all some type of joke to you?! 778 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,079 I'm fine! You're not fine. 779 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,799 You're drinking! You're lying! You were up on the roof again! 780 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,519 I was saving Christmas! 781 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,959 I knew you'd find me, Jimmy. 782 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,280 Sometimes you just have to play the cards you're dealt. 783 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,640 The people we love never really leave. 784 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,159 You're a dead man, Ed Kennedy. 785 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,000 Things aren't as hard as you think. 786 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,720 It was all you, Ed. 787 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,439 Ed Kennedy, we meet again. 788 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,439 OK, I'm done. 789 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,039 And I'm guessing... I'm done! Leave me alone! 790 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,159 So, NOW you wanna talk to me. Ed Kennedy... 791 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,959 I don't want to do this! Just chill, man! 792 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,279 Things aren't as hard as you think. You're not a hero, Ed. 793 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,359 I don't want to be a Messenger anymore! 794 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:37,799 You just seemed so lost and lonely. 795 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,599 Driving a cab, playing cards. 796 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,840 Wasting your life. 797 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,399 Bernie. 798 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,039 Sometimes you just have to play... 799 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,479 Help! ..the cards you're dealt. 800 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,839 It was all you, Ed. 801 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,359 We meet again. Stop! 802 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,999 You're a dead man, Ed Kennedy. You're not a hero, Ed. 803 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,519 People we love... Stop! 804 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,839 ..never really leave. Please! 805 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,720 You're missing the massive point. 806 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,760 Did I do this? 807 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,359 I may be nuts. 808 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,479 No more riddles. 809 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,999 I just want to finish what I started. 810 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,119 I want to meet Amy Parker. 811 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,119 What? 812 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,439 Wait, scissor girl? 813 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,879 I don't remember what happened, and it changed my whole life. 814 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,519 I thought you'd be pleased, man. 815 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,199 You don't know the first thing about me. 816 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,679 Or about being a man. 817 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,679 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! 818 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,719 Marv, stop! Stop! Bad dad! Bad dad! 819 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,239 You took my life! 820 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,000 Stop! 821 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,999 Captions by Red Bee Media 822 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation