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[man whistling
12 Days of Christmas]
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[deep sigh]
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I love Christmas.
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[resumes whistling]
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MAN: Hello?
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Dr. Avison?
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-Yes?
-Oh, thank God, it's you.
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I was hoping you could find it
in your heart
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to take a new patient tonight?
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This is my private home.
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How did you get this address?
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Do you not take walk-ins?
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No. It's Christmas Eve.
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I know.
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It's a difficult night
for so many,
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especially the lonely.
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I just need someone to talk to.
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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Is that because
it's Christmas Eve,
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or because you have
another patient?
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Because I can assure you,
whatever is going on with
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this other guy,
I've got it way worse.
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Look, I-I'm trying to be
patient with you...
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No, I'm trying to be
a patient with you, get it?
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-Okay, good night.
-Santa! Wait.
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Oh, my God, it's you.
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I missed you so much.
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Nobody believes like
they used to.
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[phone unlocks]
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Oh, oh, good.
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You're calling Nick
to cancel, huh?
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It's fine, he's a new patient.
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No, you're an intruder.
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I'm calling the police.
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How did you know all that?
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Okay, okay, okay, you got me.
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I'm sorry, I... I lied,
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but there's a very good
explanation, okay?
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It's just the holidays.
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They're so...
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Wait, what is that?
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What?
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Something on your face.
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What? Where?
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-No, it's on the other side.
-It's right here.
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[grunting]
[snapping]
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Oh, that's a nice
holiday sweater.
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I like those glasses, too.
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[door knocking]
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Hello?
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MAN: Dr. Avison?
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Yes?
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It's me, Nick Green.
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We spoke on the phone earlier
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about an emergency
new patient appointment.
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-Yes, yes.
-Of course, of course.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I just need a moment.
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I'm wrapping up
one last present.
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Okay. Thank you so much
for seeing me tonight.
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You're a lifesaver.
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[eerie theme music]
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To top it all off,
I'm totally fucking broke.
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I have nothing.
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I have no friends.
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I'm just so sad.
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Yeah.
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So sad all the time.
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Well, Nick...
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I'm really proud of you.
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[sighs] Thanks.
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I can't believe
you're still alive.
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What?
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I mean, were you not
listening to yourself?
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Dead mom, divorce, money issues,
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about to spend your first
Christmas Eve alone?
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I've had patients kill
themselves for much less.
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I mean, I gotta be honest,
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I don't know what
to do with you, Nick.
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I mean, I guess there's...
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There's one thing we could try.
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It's a little dangerous, though.
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What?
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Okay, Nick, scoot over.
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Okay? It's okay.
It's okay.
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It's okay. All right.
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Nick, are you a believer?
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In what?
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You have not once
mentioned the big guy
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in this entire conversation.
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You mean like God?
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No, the big guy.
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Up north.
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Way up north.
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[whistling Joy to the World]
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I can't believe
I'm going to do this,
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but I'm working on
an experimental new therapy.
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Very dangerous.
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It's called Come to Santa.
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-Um, I don't...
-It's just like Gremlins, okay?
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Look, you're about my age, remember?
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We saw Gremlins
as young boys, right?
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And remember when Phoebe Cates,
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she gives that
beautiful monologue,
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her dad comes down the chimney
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dressed as Santa Claus,
and he dies.
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And it messed us up.
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Because we stopped believing
in Santa way too young,
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and we associate
that trauma with him,
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and with our dads.
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That horrific trauma.
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I'm telling you,
you give me one night
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and I can fix you, Nick.
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-Oh...
-But I do need to film it.
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-Um...
-I'm will waive your fee.
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I'm going to pay you $1,000
for your time.
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Look, man, this...
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I'm pretty skeptical
about all this.
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Oh, oh, you're skeptical?
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Oh, Santa. Santa.
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He's skeptical. He's skeptical.
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You wanna know
why you're skeptical?
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Because you don't believe
anymore.
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You don't believe in anything.
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That's why we have to go
all the way back,
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all the way back to Santa.
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Because if you can
believe in him, Nick,
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you can believe in anything.
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Even that you can
be happy again.
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-Um...
-Come on, what're you gonna do?
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You're gonna go home,
you're gonna slit
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both of your wrists
and bleed out in the bathtub?
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That's lose-lose for both of us.
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Let's do it.
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How you doing in there, buddy?
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Oh!
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Sweetheart, look at you.
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How do you feel?
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Honestly, uh,
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I always wanted
Christmas jammies.
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Yeah, me too.
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My mom, she... my mom
worked all the time.
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She didn't have any money.
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We didn't have any money.
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There was hardly any presents.
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Yeah, that's what happens
when dads leave their sons when
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they're seven years old
and they never come back.
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I-I never told you
when my dad left.
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How do you know that?
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You know, Nick,
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This is not your fault.
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-What?
-It's not your fault.
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-Yeah, I know...
-It's not your fault, Nick.
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-I know...
-It's not your fault.
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I never I thought it was.
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A lot of other people
had it way worse.
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-No!
-Jesus.
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to frighten you,
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but that is a hard no, Nick.
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Okay.
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Trauma is relative,
and this is your trauma.
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Your daddy left you, baby.
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He left you with nothing
to believe in,
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not even Santa, okay?
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Okay?
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Okay.
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I know. Okay.
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Well, congratulations, Nicholas.
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You just passed step one.
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Merry Christmas.
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Is this absolutely necessary?
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Yes, it's absolutely necessary.
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Come on in and close the door.
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And...
[door closes]
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Come sit on Santa's lap.
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What happens
in Santa's workshop,
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stays in Santa's workshop.
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Come on.
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-Come on, come on.
-Okay.
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-There we go.
-All right, now,
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tell Santa what you
want for Christmas.
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Um, I...
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I want to be happy.
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-Nah, that doesn't work.
-That's not a thing.
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Okay? I need
something specific.
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What do you want?
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You mean a toy car or something?
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No, Nick, I don't mean a toy car
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because you're a grown man.
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I can feel your fully
descended testicles
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on my leg right now.
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Something specific.
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What is at the root
of your trauma?
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I-I don't know.
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I don't know what's at
the root of my trauma.
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Yes, you do, we've been
talking about this all night.
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Come on.
It's your...
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Your...
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D.. da...
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My dad?
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Yes, Captain Obvious!
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You want your dad to come back
on Christmas morning,
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and Santa can help
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bring him to you,
but you have to ask.
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Listen, I appreciate what
you're trying to do here,
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but I honestly... I don't
think this is for me...
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Oh, for the love of Frosty.
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All right, get the camera.
Come on.
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I wasn't planning on doing this
until much later in the process
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but you forced my hand,
you doubting Thomas.
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You want proof Santa's real?
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Come on. Come on.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
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There it is.
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Took this picture when
I was ten years old.
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In a room not unlike this one,
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except it was much darker.
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Had my Polaroid camera hidden
under my pillow.
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I heard the footsteps
coming down the hall,
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the creak of the door.
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Saw the white beard peeking in.
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He said, "Shhh,
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don't tell anyone."
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And then I snapped the picture!
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I know, I know.
It's a shock
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when you see him in the flesh
for the first time.
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I mean, I myself,
I can barely remember
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anything from that night.
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How do you know that
wasn't just some guy
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in a Santa suit that
came into your room?
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What are you talking about?
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I mean, that could've
been anyone.
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[scoffs] I don't think so.
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No.
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He brought presents,
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and there was the celery
and the carrots.
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Oh, and he left a note.
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Yeah, the parents do all that.
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No.
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No, don't you project your
daddy trauma onto me?
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What're you, what are
you trying to say here?
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That it wasn't Santa
that came into my room,
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but just some random guy?
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And the reason I can't
remember it is because what?
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Because he raped me?
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-Oh...
-That's, that's insane.
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Where'd you get a crazy idea
like that from?
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Um. Look, man...
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This has been super helpful,
but here, I...
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No, no, no, no, no, no...
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-I just...
-Don't turn this around on me.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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I think you got some
things you gotta process.
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This is your trauma, not mine.
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We're working on you tonight.
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I am fine.
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I am fi... I am fine!
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[descending footsteps]
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Okay.
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Dr. A?
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♪ Deck the Halls
with boughs of holly ♪
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♪ Egg-a-egg-a-nog,
a-nog-nog-nog ♪
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You're just in time
for caroling and egg-a-nog.
265
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,524
-Here, here...
-No, I... look.
266
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,439
Um. Thank you.
But, um,
267
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,915
I, I, I gotta go.
268
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,268
-No, no, no.
-Why do you need to go?
269
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,835
We're almost done
with the program.
270
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,881
-Come on, have some nog.
-No, no, maybe, um,
271
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,401
you mentioned earlier,
a thousand dollars.
272
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:16,839
I was thinking maybe
I could just take half.
273
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,232
Maybe...
274
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,017
Could, could we do that?
275
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,889
You want half of the money
276
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,326
because you've finished
half of the program?
277
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,198
Yeah.
278
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,074
You feel good about that?
279
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,159
I... I feel
pretty good about it.
280
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,733
So if you went
to the blood bank,
281
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,297
and you gave them half a bag
of blood, you'd ask
282
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,781
for half the...
that's not how it works.
283
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,087
You gotta give the full bag
of blood, Nick.
284
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,436
Come on, I think
you're just nervous.
285
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,220
Have some nog.
Let's finish this thing.
286
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,435
I don't like nog...
287
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:48,875
Well, that's part
of the problem.
288
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,007
You need to get in
the Christmas spirit.
289
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,312
But I'm lactose-intolerant.
290
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,792
Well, this is soy nog,
so it's okay.
291
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,663
-I just don't like to...
-Drink the nog, Nick!
292
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,100
Yes!
293
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,359
Okay. Down the hatch.
294
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,317
-[Nick sighs]
-Come on.
295
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,323
And then like...
296
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,844
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
297
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,067
Yes!
298
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,935
Now all we have left
299
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,762
is the grand finale, Nick.
300
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,420
-Grand finale?
-Yes.
301
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,379
Tomorrow morning when
Santa comes down that chimney
302
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,163
right there and we get final
proof that he's real.
303
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,807
When you finally
come to Santa...
304
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,688
-Tomorrow? No, man.
-I gotta get home.
305
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,473
What are you going
to do at home, Nick?
306
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,605
What are you, gonna watch
Looney Toons cartoons on a TV
307
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,651
in your sad trailer where you
put a gun in your mouth
308
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,261
looking at pictures
of your dead ex-wife?
309
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,046
-I don't know what that is.
-Is that Gremlins?
310
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,830
No, that is Mel Gibson
in Lethal Weapon.
311
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,527
Gremlins is when the guy
falls down and breaks his neck.
312
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,790
-Come on, just stay...
-Look, man...
313
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,313
I don't want any more nog, man.
314
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,967
Look, I'm trying to
be nice, okay?
315
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,230
But you clearly have
issues with your dad, okay?
316
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,488
And I, I don't...
317
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,925
Stop saying my dad raped me.
318
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,319
That's not cool, especially
on Christmas Eve.
319
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,890
-Come on...
-I'm sorry, where's...
320
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,236
Where's my bag?
321
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,977
My bag?
322
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,718
-Your bag?
-Yeah.
323
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,985
I don't know.
324
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,547
Where'd you leave it?
325
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,549
I left it...
326
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,247
I left it down...
327
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,726
Oh.
328
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,903
Wait, are you okay, Nick?
329
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,818
I'm fine...
330
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,517
Wait a minute.
331
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,258
Did you have too much egg nog?
332
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,092
Wha...
333
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,921
Oh, no.
334
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,875
[snoring]
335
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,833
Twas the night before Christmas
336
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,314
and all through the house,
337
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,582
not a creature was stirring.
338
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,363
[breathing calms]
339
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,889
Good night, sweetheart.
340
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,416
[whispering]
Nick.
341
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,376
Nick!
342
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,768
-[moaning]
-Nick.
343
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,466
Wake up. Wake up.
344
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,989
It's Christmas.
345
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,643
It's Christmas!
346
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,167
And Nick, he came.
[Joy to the World playing]
347
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,429
Oh, he came,
348
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,778
and brought prezzies!
349
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,867
And the carrots and celery.
350
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,869
He ate it all.
Nick, Nick.
351
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,654
I filmed it. I got proof.
352
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,438
Come and see. Come and see.
353
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,179
And the best part is,
354
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,268
I don't think anybody got raped.
355
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,013
Okay, sit. Sit, sit.
356
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,880
Come on. Sit.
357
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,799
Here. Look.
358
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,319
Look.
359
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,844
Oop!
360
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,154
Sneaky little bugger.
361
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,640
[on tape] Okay.
362
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,251
Here we go.
363
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:35,472
Ooh, you're heavier.
364
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,518
[grunting]
365
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,089
You're little, but you're heavy.
366
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,440
Is this... is that's Santa?
367
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:50,400
-No, that's...
-that's... that's somebody else.
368
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,141
-Oh...
-Shh, shh, shh.
369
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,857
Wait, here's my favorite part.
Look, look, look, look.
370
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,148
Oh, what's that?
371
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,977
Oh, it's your prezzie!
372
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,066
Nick, it's your present!
373
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,942
Come on, don't you wanna
open your prezzie?
374
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,896
Come on.
375
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,985
Where am I?
376
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,334
Okay, all right.
377
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,774
Come on.
378
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,424
You need a little help.
379
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,430
A little help here.
Here we go.
380
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,171
Ooh, it's a big one.
381
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,214
Oh, sounds like
a good one, Nick.
382
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,828
It sounds like a good one.
Come on!
383
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,347
Open it. Come on.
384
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,740
Where's my bag?
385
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,089
Y... your bag?
386
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,657
Nick, who cares about your bag?
387
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,920
It's Christmas, and Santa came.
388
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,835
Come on! Okay.
389
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,055
Here we go, here we go.
390
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,621
Ooh!
391
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,406
Where is it?
392
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,277
It's really deep in there.
393
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,975
Okay. Okay.
394
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,716
Nick. Nick!
395
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,154
It's in there.
It's in there.
396
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,329
My bag?
397
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,074
Yes, it's your bag.
398
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,028
Go get it.
399
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,830
-D... Dad?
-Yes! Yes!
400
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,872
39 years ago, he left you.
401
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,136
And this whole time, he's been
living two towns away.
402
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,182
And Santa brought him to you
403
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,009
on Christmas morning.
404
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,100
Nick, how do you feel?
405
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,277
-[head splatters]
-Oh, jeez!
406
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,019
Wait. No, no,
no, no, Nick, no!
407
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,630
No, don't leave, don't leave!
408
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,936
Nick! Wait!
409
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,810
You haven't forgiven him yet!
410
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,472
[singsongy]
Nick?
411
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,653
Nick?
412
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,248
Nick?
413
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,685
It's okay.
414
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,644
You didn't need to run away.
415
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,690
I'm not going to hurt you.
416
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:47,273
Oh, somebody taking a tubby?
417
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,843
Where are you?
418
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,283
Seriously.
419
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,895
Oh.
420
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,549
Okay.
421
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,035
Shh.
422
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,082
Don't tell anyone.
423
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,742
[floor creaks]
424
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:27,095
Ooh, come on, Nick.
425
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,801
[hangers clatter]
[screaming]
426
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,760
[loud thudding]
427
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,245
Nick?
428
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,430
What happened?
429
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:09,268
[laughing]
Oh, sweetheart.
430
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,965
You fell!
431
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,058
Huh.
432
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,016
Just like Gremlins.
433
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,628
[eerie theme music]