1 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:44,210 Year after year, 20-something women come to New York City... 2 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:47,213 ...in search of the two L's: 3 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,591 Labels and love. 4 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,638 -Yeah. -It's the best. 5 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,808 Hot dress! 6 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,311 Twenty years ago, I was one of them. 7 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:18,536 Having gotten the knack for labels early, I concentrated on my search for love. 8 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:22,874 Turns out, a knockoff is not as easy to spot when it comes to love. 9 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,959 What? You're married? 10 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,378 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker, you're married? 11 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,881 -Until it is. -I fucking hate you. 12 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,508 That is why you need help to spot them. 13 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,677 Lots of help. 14 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,847 Help also known as Charlotte York... 15 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,350 ...Miranda Hobbes... 16 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,936 ...and Samantha Jones. 17 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:47,648 -Oh, my God, look at his. Hey. 18 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,192 Hi, how are you? 19 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,030 Oh, well. 20 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,952 My name is Carrie Bradshaw, and I'm a writer. 21 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,915 Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation. 22 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,709 And as it turns out, my meal ticket. 23 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,964 I’ve been dating since I was 15. I’m exhausted. Where is he? 24 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,550 Charlotte was looking for the perfect love. 25 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:17,762 -Trey can't get it up. -Well, almost perfect. 26 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,472 I’m becoming a Jew. 27 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,646 We're not barren, we're reproductively challenged. 28 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,065 -They're giving us a baby. -That's our baby. 29 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:32,610 So Charlotte and Harry journeyed to China and back... 30 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,987 ...for their daughter, Lily. 31 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,366 Miranda was a disciple of tough love. 32 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,243 Bye. Great sex. 33 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,663 -Steve, I’m pregnant. -You're what? 34 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:44,872 Carrie. 35 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,917 I, Miranda Hobbes, take you, Steve Brady-- 36 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,087 And Miranda journeyed to Brooklyn for Brady and Steve. 37 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,422 Who wants a Popsicle? 38 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,591 Oh, man. Boy. 39 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,678 Samantha's love was sex. 40 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,388 Lots of sex. 41 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:03,099 I’m dating a guy with the funkiest-tasting spunk. 42 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,600 Can I cancel my rice pudding? 43 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,354 And then she found a man that combined sex and love. 44 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,856 I’m gonna help you be a star. 45 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,942 Yes, he is interested-- 46 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:18,322 So Samantha journeyed to Hollywood with television star Smith Jerrod. 47 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:22,743 As for me, I was looking for something big. 48 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,204 Get in. 49 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:31,419 Mr. Big. Turns out when that big love comes along, it's not always easy. 50 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,837 Just tell me I’m the one. 51 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:36,132 And despite all the other chapters of my life... 52 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,802 ...no one was ever quite big enough until.... 53 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,304 Carrie, you're the one. 54 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,348 And just like that, I was. 55 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,769 Three books and three years later... 56 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:52,690 ...we still feel like those four single girls. 57 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,443 And even though time had moved us on... 58 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:59,155 ... I managed to stay exactly where I was: 59 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,491 In love. 60 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,506 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 61 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,675 I got a good feeling about this one, kid. 62 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,928 Oh, I hope so. I’ve always loved this block. 63 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,889 Hi, 3C? 64 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:27,934 Finding the perfect apartment in New York City... 65 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,771 ...is like finding the perfect partner. It can take years. 66 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,650 -So how many is this? -Thirty-three. 67 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,985 Lucky 33. 68 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:46,118 -The worst. I just left you a message. -And the kitchen's through here. 69 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,205 That's the window with the best view. 70 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:54,627 Thirty-four? Lucky 34? 71 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,130 Well, if anything else opens up, let us know. 72 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,133 We're very interested in this building. 73 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,178 I do have another apartment that's not even on the market yet. 74 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,596 Care to take a look? 75 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,806 -Sure. -Sure. 76 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,557 All right, then. 77 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,936 It’s more than you were looking to pay. 78 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:14,397 -How much more? -More. 79 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:25,741 So this is where they keep the light. 80 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,952 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,999 I have died and gone to real-estate heaven. 82 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,085 Just a simple home for two. 83 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,589 And across the rooftop terrace.... 84 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,050 What, nirvana? 85 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,224 Hello. I live here. 86 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,560 Your wife has quite a sense of humour. 87 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,814 -They're not married. -He's my boyfriend. 88 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,150 This way. 89 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,946 Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend? 90 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,950 Point taken. From now on, you'll be my man-friend. 91 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:11,871 -That sounds like a dog. -Well, if the shoe fits.... 92 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,457 And this is the master bedroom. 93 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,875 Uh. 94 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:20,296 It’s hideous. I hate it. Hurts my eyes. 95 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:25,301 -How is this place even available? -Nasty divorce. 96 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,596 If you live here, what is there to fight about? 97 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,395 Hm. 98 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:40,232 -Well, now I understand the divorce. -I can build you a better closet. 99 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:44,653 Welcome home, baby. 100 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,824 Can--? Can we afford this? 101 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,702 I got it. 102 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,456 Okay, let's sign some contracts. 103 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,874 "I got it." Just like that. 104 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,002 -Like he was picking up a check for coffee. -It sounds perfect. 105 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,463 Except for the closet, which Big says he can redo. 106 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,256 And he says the kitchen needs work. 107 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,760 Of course, I don't know about that because I keep sweaters in my stove. 108 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,054 So he bought it and you'll live there with him. 109 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,514 Yes, together. That's right. 110 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,350 But he'll own it, so you're keeping your own place, right? 111 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,103 I haven't figured out the details, but I’m a smart girl. 112 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,688 I’ll figure out something that I’m comfortable with. 113 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,941 I just wanna be sure that you're being smart. 114 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,526 And I love you for that. 115 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,278 But for now, can't you stop worrying for me... 116 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,657 ...and just go ahead and feel what I want you to feel, jealous? 117 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:35,287 Oh, jealous of me living in this gorgeous penthouse in Manhattan. 118 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,289 -All right, I’m jealous. -Thanks. 119 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,376 You live in real-estate heaven and I live in Brooklyn. 120 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:43,420 New York magazine said Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. 121 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,422 Whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn. 122 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,008 -Hey, there she is. Hey, Hollywood. -Hey. 123 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,637 Oh, lady. Hi. 124 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,764 -How was your flight? -Fabulous. 125 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:54,974 -Oh, good. -Good. 126 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,767 -Let's go in. I’m so excited. Show us. 127 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:03,190 It was a rare occasion that brought all types of New York women together. 128 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,900 Sorry. 129 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:09,196 Blair Elkenn was a waitress turned model turned actress... 130 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,241 ...turned billionaire's girlfriend who came home one night... 131 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:16,078 ...to find herself unceremoniously turned out on the street. 132 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,246 Oh, my God. 133 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:20,749 And now she was getting the ultimate breakup revenge: 134 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,960 An embarrassing and very public auction... 135 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:26,255 ...of all the jewellery he had given her when they were happy. 136 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,758 There it is. My baby. 137 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:31,427 Oh, she's a beauty. 138 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:34,555 When I saw it in the catalogue, I said to Smith: 139 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:39,185 "This flower ring is the essence of me. One of a kind, filled with fire." 140 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,271 -And a little too much. -Exactly. 141 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,983 Let's go spend some of my hard-earned Hollywood money. 142 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,111 And now Lot 39, the flower ring. 143 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:50,321 That's it. 144 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,240 We'd like to start the bidding on this at $10,000, please. 145 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,243 At ten-thousand doll-- Thank you, madam. At 10,000. 146 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,913 Fifteen thousand. At $15,000. 147 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,957 Hey, she's bidding for somebody on the phone. 148 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,628 That's not fair. -Bitch. 149 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,796 The gloves are off. 150 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,549 At $30,000. Now it's against you. Thirty-five thousand. 151 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,135 -I work hard, I deserve this. At 40,000 now. 152 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,805 At 40? Forty thousand? Forty thousand, thank you. 153 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,934 Forty-five thousand. At $45,000. Now 50,000? 154 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,645 Fifty fucking thousand. 155 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:28,067 At 50,000. Fifty-five thousand? At $55,000 against you. 156 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:32,655 Would you like to say 60? Sixty to our colourful bidder? At 60,000? 157 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,907 I draw the line at 50. 158 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:40,537 I thought this auction would be more fun, but it's kind of sad. 159 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,789 Isn't it? 160 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:45,125 I thought it was just sad for me because I know her. 161 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,002 But it really is sad, huh? 162 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,546 And it's funny because they were so happy. 163 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:52,174 -Yeah, till they weren't. -I know, right? 164 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:57,680 We all told her to get married but she didn't wanna listen. 165 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:01,100 He'd been married three times before, so she let it ride... 166 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:05,104 ...and then she came home one night and he had locked her out. 167 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,147 She didn't even have anywhere to live. 168 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,818 Such a shame. After 10 years. 169 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,695 She was a smart girl... 170 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,989 ...till she fell in love. 171 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,374 I’m thinking... 172 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,336 ...I’m going to sell my apartment... 173 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,547 ...and put the money towards heaven on 5th. 174 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,716 Why? You love your apartment. 175 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,886 I know, but there's plenty of room in the new place and.... 176 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,473 And besides, I-- 177 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,226 I want to make us a life there. 178 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,563 You know, I-- I want it to be ours. 179 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,899 It is ours. I bought it for us. 180 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:54,903 And that's so amazing, but you bought it. 181 00:10:55,739 --> 00:11:00,909 So really it's your place and if anything were to happen.... 182 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,453 What's going to happen? 183 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:07,416 Come on, I have to be smart here. We're not married, I'd have no legal rights... 184 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,837 ...you know, to-- To this home that I built... 185 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,757 ...with you. 186 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,761 Did you wanna get married? 187 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:25,601 Well, I didn't-- I didn't think that was an option. 188 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,353 What if it was an option? 189 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,273 Why? What, do you wanna get married? 190 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,651 I wouldn't mind being married to you. 191 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,279 Would you mind being married to me? 192 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:41,909 No. No, not if-- Not if that's what you wanted. 193 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,623 I mean, is--? Is that what you want? 194 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,626 I want you. 195 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,045 So... 196 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,464 ...okay. 197 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,132 So--? 198 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,594 -Really? We're--? We're getting married? -We're getting married. 199 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:04,223 -Should we get you a diamond? -No, no. 200 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,434 Just get me a really big closet. 201 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:13,732 So the other night Big and I were talking about... 202 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,904 ...you know, moving in together and our future... 203 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,907 ...and, you know, what makes sense as we move forward and... 204 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,536 ...well... 205 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,580 ...we decided to get married. 206 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,502 -And I’m deaf. -I’m so excited! 207 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,171 -Everybody is looking. -Sorry! 208 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,340 I’m so sorry, everyone... 209 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,677 ...but this is my friend and she just got engaged. 210 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:47,015 And she has been going out with the man for 10 years. 211 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,521 I’m mortified. 212 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,774 There is literally a ringing in my ear. 213 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,694 And the big news was about to go bicoastal. 214 00:12:58,862 --> 00:12:59,862 Samantha Jones. 215 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:04,158 Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about. 216 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:09,163 -Oh, honey, you finally got Botox. -No, I did not get Botox. 217 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,833 -I’m telling you, Carrie, you're gonna love it. -I did not call... 218 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,669 -...to talk about Botox. -Well, I’m just saying. 219 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,046 So last week... 220 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,592 ...after the auction, I started thinking about my options. 221 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,887 -Right. -And, um.... 222 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,892 Well, Big and I decided to get married. 223 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,937 -Really? -Yeah. 224 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,024 Well, that's great. 225 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,568 You sounded more excited about the Botox. 226 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,071 Honey, I am excited for you, but you know me. 227 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,240 I don't really believe in marriage. 228 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:49,077 Now, Botox, on the other hand, that works every time. 229 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,163 Honey, I-- I gotta go. 230 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,749 We can catch up when I'm in town next week. 231 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,846 Hello. 232 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,098 I think I was in shock. 233 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,893 I mean, it's you getting married. 234 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,270 This is not some random person, it's you. 235 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,480 Yeah, I hear you. 236 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,275 I thought that after that big mess with Aidan, you'd never wanna get married. 237 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,613 So I put you in my "we're never getting married" file. 238 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,949 Now I’m gonna have to take you out of that file. 239 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:31,119 Well, I’m sorry about all the extra paperwork. 240 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,329 You'll get my bill. 241 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,457 Samantha, it just feels so different this time. 242 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:40,420 You know, there's no clichéd romantic kneeling on one knee. 243 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,172 It’s just... 244 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:47,094 ...two grownups making a decision about spending their lives together. 245 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,305 Well, I’m happy for you. 246 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,349 Oh, and Hey, one more thing. 247 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,895 I want you to be maid of honour. 248 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,315 -How do you feel about that? -The same way you feel about Botox: 249 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,234 Painful and unnecessary. 250 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:07,489 -Seventy-four, 75, 76. Seventy-six guests. -Seventy-five sounds better. 251 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:11,159 A small wedding of 75 guests. 252 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,413 Seventy-six trombones, yes. Seventy-six guests, no. 253 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,582 As a wedding gift, Charlotte had given me... 254 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,376 ...Anthony Marantino, friend and wedding planner. 255 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,169 All right. 256 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,505 Well, that's.... 257 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,675 Cutthroat. I love it. I hope you're this decisive... 258 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,761 -...when it comes to location and the dress. -I found the dress. 259 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,347 -What? When? -Yeah, the other day. I have it. 260 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:38,020 -This is gonna be good. -I am so excited. 261 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,022 Okay. 262 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,399 Here it is. 263 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,197 That was the exact reaction I was aiming for. 264 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,868 It’s pretty, but it's-- it’s so simple. 265 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,911 It’s simple and classic. 266 00:15:55,079 --> 00:16:00,208 When I saw it, I thought' "That is what I should marry Big in." 267 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:04,671 -Well, who's it by? What's the label? -No one. I found it at a vintage shop. 268 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,383 The bride wore a dress by no one. 269 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,136 Oh, come on, you know I’m gonna merchandise it up... 270 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,722 -...style it up with some shoes. Right. 271 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,892 The invitation is fancier than the dress. 272 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,019 -I heard that. -I meant you to. 273 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,605 Don't tell anyone. 274 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,660 "The ultimate single gal, Carrie Bradshaw, will be married in Manolos... 275 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:39,414 ...to New York financier John James Preston come fall." 276 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,751 -Our wedding's on Page Six. -Who would put that in there? 277 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:48,215 "Proving to single gals everywhere that there can be a happy ending over 40." 278 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,135 -Carrie. -Congratulations. 279 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,806 It seemed everywhere I went, people had seen Page Six. 280 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,935 Even people you didn't expect, like my Vogue editor, Enid. 281 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,688 We're putting together our annual age issue... 282 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,356 ...and we'd like you to do 40. 283 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,775 -Great. Who am I interviewing? -No. 284 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,069 You. You are 40. 285 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,948 I want you to be featured in the magazine as the 40-year-old-- 286 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,784 And here's the brilliant twist. --bride. 287 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,081 Wait, I’m-- I would be in the magazine? 288 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,710 ln bridal couture. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity... 289 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:30,006 ...so spare me a week of faux soul-searching and just say yes. 290 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,593 Enid, I am so very flattered, but honestly, I-- 291 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,470 Carrie, Vogue designers. 292 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,305 Vogue photographers. 293 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,141 Vogue airbrushing. 294 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,644 Nod your head. Yes. 295 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,816 Thank you. It will be a sensation. 296 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,444 We're calling it "The Last Single Girl." 297 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:54,656 Well, I’m hardly the last single girl. 298 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,994 No, but 40 is the last age a woman can be photographed in a wedding gown... 299 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,080 ...without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext. 300 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,751 I thought the issue was "Great Style at Every Age." 301 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,004 Style, yes. Bride, no. 302 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,011 -Is that better? -Just your typical Wednesday. 303 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,680 Hanging out with old friends like Stanford Blatch... 304 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,184 ...and new friends like Vera Wang. 305 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,979 She's looking at home for someone who didn't think she had the bride gene. 306 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,857 -Well, I guess with the right man.... -And the right dress. 307 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,861 When I get married, I’m wearing something like that, only bigger. 308 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,655 Beauty. Hot. 309 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,699 Love the veil. 310 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,202 And Carolina Herrera. 311 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,207 Nothing fancy, but it's beautiful. Good work. 312 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,500 Great, let's do it. 313 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,888 And Christian Lacroix. 314 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,690 And Lanvin. 315 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,696 And Dior. 316 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,999 And Oscar de la Renta. 317 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:36,216 And finally, Vivienne Westwood. 318 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,718 A dress so special... 319 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:43,890 ...it could bring a wedding tear from even the most unbelieving of women. 320 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:54,276 And then, the impossible happened. 321 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,928 And just like that... 322 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:26,141 ...Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass. 323 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,943 Can I lean? 324 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:47,120 Are you the last person in New York still taking out library books? 325 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,581 I love the smell. 326 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,250 Mm. 327 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,463 Oh. That's an oldie. 328 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,341 "Love Letters of Great Men, Volume One." 329 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,593 -Oh, am I in there? -No, no. 330 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,889 But some of your classmates are' like Voltaire, Napoleon. 331 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:11,645 -Young lady, you need to get glasses. -No, I don't. I have yours. 332 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,022 Okay, here's Napoleon. 333 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:18,151 "My dearest Josephine, I wake consumed with thoughts of you." 334 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,529 Typical short guy. Gives it all away upfront. 335 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,824 -Why are you reading this? -It’s research for my new book. 336 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,578 -Oh. What's it about? -Love. 337 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,372 I used to write about finding love. 338 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,959 Now I wanna write about what happens after you've found it. 339 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,877 Interesting. 340 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:39,297 -What happens? -Mm. Stay tuned. 341 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,217 Oh, here, listen. It’s Beethoven. 342 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,761 Bring it, Ludwig. 343 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:49,891 "My thoughts go out to you' my immortal beloved. 344 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,853 I can live only wholly with you or not at all." 345 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,355 Good stuff. 346 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,899 "Be calm my life, my all. 347 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,902 Only by calm consideration of our existence... 348 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,863 ...can we achieve our purpose to live together. 349 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,449 Oh, continue to love me. Never misjudge... 350 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,577 ...the most faithful heart of your beloved. 351 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:14,874 Ever thine. Ever mine. Ever ours." 352 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,214 Have you ever written me a love letter? 353 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,841 Does a love fax count? 354 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:27,887 -When have I ever gotten a love fax? -Oh, I’m sure my secretary sent you one... 355 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,390 -...at some point. -Yeah. 356 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,935 What can I tell you, baby? It’s not my style. 357 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,480 Besides, those guys had to write. They were separated from their loves... 358 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:41,317 ...by wars and hundreds and hundreds of miles. 359 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,611 I’m right here. 360 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,739 Hello. 361 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:51,286 -You make me very happy. -Yeah, yeah. Put it in writing. 362 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:57,125 With my mind prenuptially preoccupied, I became delinquent with my library books. 363 00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:01,087 So now the tragic love stories of Wuthering Heights and Love Story... 364 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,381 ...were going to cost me more than a few tears. 365 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,550 Excuse me, which way is the wedding? 366 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,677 Up the stairs. 367 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,774 It was perfect. 368 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,985 Big and I would be married in the classic New York landmark... 369 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:27,906 ...that housed all the great love stories. 370 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,869 Where is the waiter with the check? 371 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:36,664 Jeez, Miranda, relax. Magda hasn't even finished yet. 372 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,459 I still have a brief to work on when I get home. 373 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,171 -I have to go to the bathroom. -I’ll take him. 374 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,422 Thank you, Magda. 375 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:49,135 We're gonna wash that beautiful face. Come, darling. 376 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,514 What? 377 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,183 We can't let the hard-working nanny finish her supper? 378 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,978 I’m sorry, I’m exhausted. Brady woke me up at 5 a.m. 379 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:02,190 -Hey, he woke me up too. -Yeah. 380 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,151 We gotta stop letting Brady come into our bed. 381 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,366 You got milk on your top lip. 382 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,327 What now? 383 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,789 -It’s like you're always criticizing me. -I am not. 384 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,877 You wanna go through life with foam on your lip and no one ever telling you? 385 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,720 Anything you wanna tell me? 386 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,689 Hm. Is there anything you wanna tell me? 387 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:53,825 -Yeah. Yeah. -Wait. Wait. Don't come already. 388 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,579 -Yeah. -No, wait. Get on top. 389 00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,373 Let's just get it over with. 390 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:08,006 I mean, we gotta get up in four and a half hours. 391 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,677 We never have sex and you wanna get it over with? 392 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:21,769 -Steve, we have sex. -When was the last time we had sex? 393 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,522 Um.... 394 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,111 There was snow on the ground. 395 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,287 -How often do you guys have sex? -Sex. 396 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,289 -Miranda, please. What? 397 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,875 She's 3. She doesn't know what it means. 398 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,044 I’m 41 and I still don't know what it means. 399 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,463 I know, but she is repeating everything. 400 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:52,800 If I'd known the girl talk was gonna be on lockdown, I wouldn't have flown 3000 miles. 401 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,595 No, we can talk. Let's just not use that word. 402 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:59,766 Fine. How often do you guys...? 403 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,643 -Colour? Thank you. 404 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:06,147 Well, I can't colour enough. I could colour all day every day. 405 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:10,401 If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box. 406 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,821 We get it. You love to colour. 407 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,740 Why are you asking? 408 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:21,120 Well, last night Steve and I were colouring, and I was just about to-- 409 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:24,040 Come. I’m sorry, there's no crayon equivalent. 410 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,752 And he wanted to switch positions and I said: 411 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,338 "Let's just get it over with." 412 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,510 -He kept trying to make it last longer. -This is bad? 413 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:38,513 -It is when you have a full-time job. -I have a full-time job. 414 00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,516 You don't also have a 5-year-old, play dates, PTA meetings... 415 00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:45,144 ...and a mother-in-law in a rest home with advancing Alzheimer's. 416 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,523 We're just going through a no-colouring phase. 417 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:51,484 -It comes and goes, right? Every couple is different. 418 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,362 Harry and I make love two, three times a week. 419 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,782 -Great, now I feel worse. -Well, when was the last time for you? 420 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,869 -Six months ago. -Oh, my. 421 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,164 It sounds long. 422 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:08,293 -But-- But that's a dry spell. -I bet it is. 423 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,879 Hey, Carrie. What about you and Big? 424 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,383 Come on. I told. Tell. 425 00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:16,759 Mm-mm. 426 00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,886 But I will tell you this. 427 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,847 When Big colours... 428 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,810 ...he rarely stays inside the lines. 429 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,479 Well, this has been very helpful. 430 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,074 John? 431 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,125 -Hey. -Come here. 432 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,094 Totally outside the lines. 433 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:11,439 Well, send it to Smith Jerrod at the office address. 434 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,233 I gotta go. Something just came up. 435 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,239 -I got a gift for you. -So far, I like it. 436 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,041 How'd--? 437 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,753 Wait. That was you on the phone at the auction. 438 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:38,049 -I knew how much you wanted it. -But I was gonna buy it for myself. 439 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,301 Well, I wanted to give it to you. 440 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,304 For our anniversary. 441 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,473 We met five years ago today. 442 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,309 Right. 443 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,728 Do you like it? 444 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,815 Well, just to be clear, this is a ring with diamonds... 445 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,734 -...it's not a diamond ring, right? -Yeah. 446 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,029 Well, in that case, I love it. 447 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:03,574 It’s my second favourite thing I’ve ever found in there. 448 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:09,997 Now, my gift is a little bit more oral. 449 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:16,337 -Babe, I have to go to bed. -Bed? It’s 7:30. 450 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:20,174 I have to be at the studio by 6 a.m. and I need to get a workout in before that. 451 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,009 You see, this is how it starts. 452 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:26,514 Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week. 453 00:29:56,545 --> 00:30:00,506 And that is how Samantha learned she had a new neighbour. 454 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:04,302 From then on, night after night... 455 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,054 ...while Smith got his beauty sleep... 456 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:13,728 ...Samantha found something more interesting to watch than TiVo. 457 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,735 -Keep going. -Okay. 458 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,905 -Keep them closed. -Okay. 459 00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:28,743 Okay. Open them. 460 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,080 Double doors. 461 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,708 So far, so good. 462 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,221 Oh, my God. 463 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:56,229 -Oh, you did me proud, mister. -You like it? 464 00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:58,689 "Like it?" 465 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,696 It’s love at first sight. 466 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,074 Oh, my. 467 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:11,452 Here. Wait. 468 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,162 Hold this. 469 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,798 Now I believe this is all really happening. 470 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,801 I can't believe it sold so fast. 471 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,845 -It’s a sign. -Yeah, it's a sign I priced it too low. 472 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:34,642 Hey, that's the food. Will you buzz them in? And money's on the table. 473 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:38,145 I’m gonna get started on the closet. I should be done in about 17 years. 474 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:41,607 All right. Pink Post-it: take. 475 00:31:41,984 --> 00:31:45,069 Purple: toss. Yellow: storage. 476 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,655 Oh, you're very good friends. 477 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,371 Oh, my God. 478 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:01,168 I can't believe it. Lily, look who it is. Aunt Samantha. 479 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:07,174 -What are you doing here? -A lot of shit went down in this place. 480 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,885 Attention must be paid. 481 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,554 Ah. 482 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,183 Really, champagne. 483 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,192 -Remember this? -Oh, yeah. 484 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,654 While Samantha put on The Best of the '80s... 485 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,992 ... I put on the worst. 486 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,792 Banana clip. 487 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,340 Yeah. 488 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,550 Work it. 489 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:53,304 Madonna. 490 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,682 Whoo, whoo! 491 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:06,734 No fun. 492 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,005 Aw. 493 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,125 Work it harder. 494 00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:15,052 Oh, man. 495 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,733 -Come here. Come here. 496 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,235 Come on, don't be shy. Come on. 497 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:42,621 It took four friends three days... 498 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,876 ...to put 20 years into 38 boxes. 499 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,419 While I run over to see your mother tomorrow... 500 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:33,547 ...maybe you could take Brady by the first birthday party alone. 501 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:38,385 And then I’ll meet you at the twins, party, and you can leave and be at the bar by 6. 502 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,721 What's the matter? 503 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,392 I had sex with someone else. 504 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:51,148 And you're so amazing... 505 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:54,568 ...and I don't know how I could do that to you. 506 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:58,447 You and I hadn't had sex in a really long time and I.... 507 00:35:58,615 --> 00:35:59,949 God. 508 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:03,035 It didn't mean anything. It just happened once. 509 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,912 And it's been killing me. 510 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,749 It’s killing you? 511 00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:10,167 It just happened. 512 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,629 I-- I-- 513 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,631 I-- I-- I wasn't thinking. 514 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,592 Do not follow me. 515 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,939 Scout, off. 516 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,616 Miranda, it's still me. 517 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:47,705 Is it? 518 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,971 Steve. I just-- I can't believe it. 519 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,599 -That's what I said. Yes, it's sad. 520 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,852 But I’m not gonna make it any sadder by staying at a bad hotel... 521 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,897 ...while I look for a place. Could you pass the salt? 522 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,482 Plus, I have to be downtown and close to Brooklyn. 523 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,485 We're gonna keep Brady's life as normal as we possibly can. 524 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,655 I’m gonna have him on my days and Steve will have him on his... 525 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,575 ...and Magda will shuttle back and forth between. 526 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:27,745 Well, I don't really know if this question is allowed... 527 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,580 ...but how is Steve handling this? 528 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:32,666 Says he's devastated, begs me to forgive him. 529 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,461 It’s not gonna happen. I can barely even look at him. 530 00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:37,755 Miranda, honey' are you sure you wanna do this? 531 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,674 It’s just one time. Anyone can have a slip. 532 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:44,929 Even if I could get my mind around that justification, it's the cheating part. 533 00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:49,266 The behind-my-back part, the violation of the trust. That's what's killing me. 534 00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:00,903 Thank you for being you. 535 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,660 Charlotte made love to Harry four times that week. 536 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:11,163 Okay. Wedding crunch time. We need to get really serious here. 537 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,292 Okay, not now. I just got an e-mail from our contractor. 538 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,087 He's pushed the move-in date yet again. 539 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,172 -I gotta write this guy and-- -No, No, no. 540 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:24,134 No. Wedding before contractor, all right? 541 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:29,014 Unless you're planning to invite him' which would make the guest list 201. 542 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:33,769 Two hundred? Jesus, Carrie, it went up again? 543 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:36,939 -It’s the dress. -You said 75 people. 544 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,859 How can I explain this? 545 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,238 Look... 546 00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:46,657 ...you play poker, right? 547 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,909 Well, the dress upped the ante. 548 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,454 Hey. 549 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,167 How you doing on your vows? 550 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:02,006 A reminder. You'll be saying these in front of a lot of people, so the pressure is on. 551 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,091 All right, up. I have to finish this. Up. 552 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:05,926 -Hey. -I don't have time for this. 553 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:10,556 -You're not taking it seriously. -No, no, I’m not. It is a circus. 554 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,104 Two hundred people? 555 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:19,523 Page Six? 556 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:27,781 This is my third marriage. How do you think that makes me look? 557 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:39,376 I didn't know that was even an issue. 558 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,425 So why didn't you say anything sooner? 559 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:51,055 -You wanted all of this. -Well, yeah. 560 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,807 -But don't you want--? -I want you. 561 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,601 That's what I want. 562 00:39:57,437 --> 00:40:00,189 I could have just gone down to city hall. 563 00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,836 I think it's too late for city hall now. 564 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:27,007 Well, No, I wasn't suggesting that-- 565 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,509 I was just saying. 566 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:34,264 See, that's the face... 567 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,518 ...I’ve been trying to avoid. 568 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,104 Come here. 569 00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:49,363 You're a great man-friend. 570 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:57,538 And soon, it was the night before the big day. 571 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,750 There they are. 572 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,896 Now, I know it's tradition at the rehearsal dinner... 573 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:27,860 ...for the maid of honour to reveal embarrassing things about the bride. 574 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:32,906 But in our group, we never kiss and tell. 575 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,203 -So I'd like to make a toast to the groom. -There's a word he's heard before. 576 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,543 -Who's that guy again? -Karl. He's a partner at the firm. 577 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:45,752 Karl's kind of a jerk. 578 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,963 You know what they say, three time's a charm. 579 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,382 Hey, dickwad, I’m speaking. 580 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,721 -Yeah, Samantha. -Yeah. 581 00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:02,477 Now, there were times when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man. 582 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:07,107 But after careful observation over the last hundred years... 583 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,443 ...my doubts are over. 584 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:12,613 So here's to the groom... 585 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,116 ...a man who finally got "Carrie-d" away. 586 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,327 Aww. 587 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:19,786 Here's hoping, John. 588 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:22,206 That guy is a jackass. Here. 589 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,291 -Cheers. -That was really nice. Thank you. 590 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,585 There's nothing like an illegal Cuban cigar... 591 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:29,296 -...after dinner, huh? Exactly. 592 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,590 So that was quite a toast, Samantha. 593 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:33,008 Well, you're quite a guy. 594 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,968 Oh, my God, there's a cab. Oh, yeah. 595 00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,137 -Hey, buddy, hold on. -Get it. 596 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,182 Steve. 597 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:44,603 -I don't wanna bother you all. -You're not bothering us. 598 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,689 But... 599 00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:50,984 ...I need to talk to Miranda. 600 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:54,112 Samantha, could you ask her to come out? 601 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,573 I don't wanna go in. It’s a party and all. 602 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:58,867 Sure. 603 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:06,583 Hey. I haven't talked to you all night. 604 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,335 Steve's here. 605 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,883 They’re not poodles. You know what I mean. 606 00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:19,304 Hey, guys. Would you give us...? 607 00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:22,015 Yeah, sure, going in. 608 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:27,020 You're all right? 609 00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:38,657 You didn't leave me any choice. You won't return my calls. 610 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:41,868 You only talk to me in front of the baby and I can't say anything. 611 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:45,414 What could you possibly have to say that could make it any better? 612 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:51,003 -Please. It was just that one time. -You broke us! 613 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:54,089 You broke us. What we had is broken. 614 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,426 What the fuck is happening? 615 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:07,394 I changed who I was for you. 616 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,527 Hey. 617 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,573 -Are you all right? -No, I’m not all right. 618 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:24,995 You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. 619 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:40,552 Hey. There you are. I thought you'd skipped out on me. 620 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,845 No. 621 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,890 Well, the all-gal sleepover's about to commence. 622 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:53,398 Hey, is everything okay? 623 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:56,109 Yeah. I’m just tired, I guess. 624 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:58,612 All right. Well, go home and go to sleep. 625 00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:01,656 But first give me a kiss good night and make it a good one... 626 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:06,286 ...because it's the last single-girl kiss. 627 00:45:08,748 --> 00:45:12,793 -I always knew she would marry Big. -Oh, you did not. 628 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,295 -That's crazy. -Yes, I did. 629 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:19,800 After every breakup I secretly thought' "Nope. They belong together." 630 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,927 You thought that after the second breakup? 631 00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:23,804 -Yup. -After the fifteenth? 632 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:26,932 Ha-ha. That's hilarious. We broke up a lot. 633 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:30,644 Yeah, but after the breakups comes the hot make-up sex. 634 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:37,150 Hey, you wanna get that? Open up. 635 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,903 -Now say something. -Sex. 636 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,701 Are you sure she's not my child? 637 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:49,538 -Hello? -It’s me. 638 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,124 Oh, my God, did you just hear Lily? 639 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:55,043 -I need to talk. -What? 640 00:45:55,211 --> 00:46:00,882 I’m sitting here trying to write these vows and.... 641 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,344 Is this something we really wanna do? 642 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,099 Hey, you know what? You guys, it's Big. I’m gonna-- I’m gonna take it. 643 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:13,228 Get some sleep, groomie. 644 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,193 -What's the matter? -It’s just... 645 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:23,780 ...everything is great as it is. 646 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,534 -I don't wanna screw it up. -You won't. 647 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:29,995 I screwed it up twice before. 648 00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:32,956 Here's the thing. 649 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:38,837 This is me you're marrying tomorrow. Me. It’s nobody else. 650 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,966 -Yeah? -And I'm marrying you. 651 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,676 It's me and you. 652 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:48,013 And do you wanna hear the great news there? 653 00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:49,222 Yeah. 654 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:52,225 We've both already done everything we can to screw it up. 655 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:57,564 -Is that a smile I’m hearing? -Yeah. 656 00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:02,194 It sounds to me like you've got a bit of writer's block on the vow front. 657 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:03,487 Yeah. 658 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,531 And I find, you know' as a professional writer... 659 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:10,577 ...that it's best to just, you know... 660 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:14,414 ...just stop thinking about it so much and go to bed. 661 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,625 And in the morning.... 662 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:20,045 -You'll know what to do. -Exactly. 663 00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:23,340 And if not, then just write this: 664 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,133 I will love you. 665 00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,427 Simple, to the point... 666 00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:31,890 ...and I swear I won't even try to take credit for it. 667 00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:36,311 So you're gonna go to bed now, right? 668 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:40,690 Okay. Good night. 669 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,944 I’ll see you tomorrow. And hey... 670 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:47,239 ...it's me and you. 671 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,899 Now, there's a bride. 672 00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:31,116 Before we leave, we're gonna pick up our flowers, right, girls? 673 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:35,537 Miranda, you're gonna have the dahlias. Samantha, you have the roses. 674 00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:39,374 -And Charlotte-- We can take care of it. 675 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:42,294 Hello? 676 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,839 Could you put Carrie on the phone, please? 677 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:48,675 Hello? 678 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,392 Who let the dogs out? Get these dogs out of here! 679 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,229 That's all we need is the lift of a leg on the train of a dress. 680 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,773 Could you open this door, please? 681 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,818 -Wait, wait, hold it. I’m trying to find out.... 682 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,278 -Oh, my God. Hey. 683 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,655 -The girls are in this car. -All of us together? 684 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,783 All of you together. Okay? Come on, lift it up. Let's go. 685 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,827 Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. 686 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:19,998 -See you then. Bye-bye. Just so beautiful. 687 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:25,837 Blue. Yes, sir. 688 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:29,299 -Red and black. Okay, I’ll see you there. 689 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,551 -Where's black? -Oh, I’m coming, I’m coming. 690 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,678 -You're following the red. -I’m coming. 691 00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,306 Okay. Come on. Let's go. 692 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:38,642 -Ready? -Yeah, okay, you're in. 693 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,018 Okay. 694 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:44,272 There's the bride. Look, she's dressed like a princess, do you see? 695 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,524 -Can you hold that? -Oh, yes. 696 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,109 Thank you. Okay. 697 00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,737 Come on, scootch over. 698 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:56,242 It’s like pushing a cream puff through a keyhole. 699 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,619 See you at the library. 700 00:49:57,787 --> 00:50:01,247 -Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. -Why haven't you called me back? 701 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,085 Look, I really need to talk to you. Call me as soon as you get this. 702 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,590 No more wedding guests on these stairs, understand? Bridal party only. 703 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,008 Got it. 704 00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,845 We've got a problem. They're not here. 705 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,807 -They’re probably stuck in traffic. -Both of them? 706 00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:30,068 -Hey, it's Carrie. Leave me a message. -I can't go in without you. 707 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,279 Baby... 708 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:39,703 ...this whole bride-and-groom thing has really got me thrown. 709 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,168 I need to know that it's still us. 710 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:51,339 Just you and me. Like you said. 711 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,430 I was putting it on. I know. 712 00:50:58,597 --> 00:50:59,973 Good job. Beautiful. 713 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:04,561 Come on, baby. Turn around, let me see you. 714 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:09,941 You look so beautiful. 715 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,243 It looks beautiful. 716 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:22,287 It really does. It looks so beautiful. 717 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,831 Oh, look at Mommy, here they come. 718 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,291 Easy does it. We're here. 719 00:51:26,459 --> 00:51:29,544 The traffic was the worst. 57th Street was just.... 720 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:33,590 -It’s okay. Hello. You guys look great. 721 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:39,679 -Okay, honey, let's go upstairs. Ready. We're ready. 722 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:42,974 He's not here. 723 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,268 -Who's not here? -The groom. 724 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:47,061 What's happening? 725 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:52,859 -Big's not here. -But we're 25 minutes late. 726 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,195 Well, did anybody call him? 727 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,910 Well, give me a phone. Somebody give me a phone. 728 00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:09,042 -All right, I don't know how to work this. -Here, sweetie. 729 00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:10,752 Thank you. 730 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:25,016 Hey, you know what? Let me just look at your tie for a minute. 731 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:27,060 Hello. Are you okay? 732 00:52:27,228 --> 00:52:28,603 I’ve been calling for an hour. 733 00:52:28,771 --> 00:52:32,273 -Why haven't you been answering? -Because I don't know where my phone is. 734 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:35,527 So, what's going on? Where are you? 735 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:39,197 I was out front. I just left. 736 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,494 I can't do this. 737 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,501 Oh, my God. 738 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,216 Carrie? Carrie. 739 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:05,473 -He's not coming. Oh, my God. -What do you mean, "He's not coming"? 740 00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,311 Get me out of here. 741 00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:12,063 -Get me out of here! -Go, go, go. 742 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:15,358 -You take her, I’ll take care of all of this. All right, all right. 743 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,943 Here we go. 744 00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:41,175 What the fuck am I doing? Turn around, go back. 745 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:42,886 It’s a one-way street. 746 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,680 By the time we go around the block' she'll be gone. 747 00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:48,141 There's no one behind us. Turn around. 748 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:58,860 -I think this is them. -Pull over. Pull over. 749 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,863 Carrie. 750 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:12,999 Carrie. I freaked out for a minute' but I’m ready now. 751 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,337 Oh, God. 752 00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:22,842 I knew you would do this! I knew it! 753 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:26,012 -Carrie, I’m sorry. -I am humiliated! 754 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:28,765 I’m sorry. I’m-- I’m sorry, Carrie. 755 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,016 Come on. Come on. 756 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:35,188 -Carrie, wait, I’m sorry. Carrie-- -No! No! 757 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,191 Come on, we're gonna get in the car. 758 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,444 It’s all right, it's all right. 759 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:04,801 Let's go, man. Move it. 760 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:36,749 I thought I would still be in extreme pain. 761 00:55:39,962 --> 00:55:41,921 I feel nothing. 762 00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:47,051 I'd like some more nothing. 763 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,726 Yes, I’m still jilted. 764 00:55:56,687 --> 00:56:00,106 What the hell got into him? He was perfectly fine at the dinner. 765 00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:03,651 I knew it when he called last night. 766 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:07,113 -I could tell. -Then why didn't you say anything? 767 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:12,035 I didn't wanna believe it. I di-- 768 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:15,455 I didn't even wanna say it out loud. 769 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:21,085 -Now I have nowhere to live. -You'll stay here. 770 00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:22,503 Forever. 771 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,132 Maybe you should eat something. 772 00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:29,635 -Anyone? Hungry? -No. 773 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:34,682 I can never go back there again. How am I gonna get my clothes? 774 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:39,020 Oh, honey, I can hire people to do all that. Anything you need. 775 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:40,980 A hit man? 776 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:45,818 I have nothing to wear but a wedding gown. 777 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:49,280 You have your honeymoon clothes here. 778 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:52,784 Well, there's the silver lining. 779 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,831 A honeymoon at a romantic Mexican resort... 780 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,917 ...that's prepaid on my credit card... 781 00:57:01,085 --> 00:57:03,544 ...because I wanted to surprise the man who jilted me. 782 00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:05,379 I can get you out of that. 783 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:08,466 Worse comes to worse' I’ll say there was a death or something. 784 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:10,343 Wasn't there? 785 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:17,517 Keep those eyes closed. Keep them closed. 786 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,116 Charlotte. 787 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:35,076 Come here. Come here. 788 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:40,915 I did something really bad, I think. 789 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,460 I said something to Big at the rehearsal dinner. 790 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,171 What do you mean? 791 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:50,842 It was right after Steve showed up. I was upset. 792 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:54,720 Big came over to me' and I said something like: 793 00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:57,640 "You're crazy to get married." 794 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:00,351 It just came out. 795 00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:04,480 -Do you think it's totally the reason? -No. 796 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:07,650 Big has been weird about marriage for years. 797 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:13,322 -I keep thinking I should tell Carrie. -No, No, no. 798 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,784 This is a bad time to even mention it. 799 00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:22,582 No, no, no. Find another time later. 800 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:23,749 Uh-huh. 801 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:27,879 Well, it turns out, I couldn't get her out of the honeymoon, but I got us in. 802 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:31,757 -What? -I just booked us three seats on the flight. 803 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,635 Mexico, here we come. 804 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,847 I can't go to Mexico. I have a job. 805 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:49,066 Jerrod. Smith Jerrod, with a J. 806 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:53,112 That's right. Great, thank you. 807 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:58,409 -Make sure that the car is there-- -We're here, I’ll call you back later. 808 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:02,496 Welcome to Mexico. 809 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,712 Do you have wi-fi? Thanks. 810 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:16,677 I’m sorry, I’m confused. I’m waiting for a Mr. and Mrs. Preston. 811 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:21,015 Honey, you'll be waiting a long time. We'll talk. 812 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:30,358 This will kill her. 813 00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:34,362 -Where is she? -ln the powder room. 814 00:59:34,529 --> 00:59:37,281 -Well, let's look around. -Yeah. 815 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,550 And this is a master suite. 816 01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:40,886 Oh, my God. 817 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:43,222 Here. 818 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,224 You get that side. 819 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,228 Where are we gonna put these? 820 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:54,233 Here. No more honeymoon stuff. This is very important. 821 01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:02,325 Here she comes. 822 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,340 It’s going to be a gorgeous sunset. 823 01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:20,801 Close the shutters. 824 01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:29,268 All of them. 825 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:52,083 Morning. 826 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:55,961 Did I dream it? 827 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,685 Carrie? 828 01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:15,272 It’s dinnertime. You slept the whole day. 829 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,025 So? 830 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:35,501 Honey? You have to eat a little breakfast. 831 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:38,671 I’m tired. 832 01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:42,299 Well, eat something, then you can go back to sleep. 833 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:19,253 -Oh, thank you, Paulo. -Sure. 834 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:27,344 With all this gorgeous fresh food, you're gonna eat that pudding crap the entire trip? 835 01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:30,055 It’s the only thing in the pantry that's totally safe. 836 01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:34,018 See? "Made in Poughkeepsie." I didn't wanna chance it. 837 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:35,936 It’s a five-star resort. 838 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,314 It’s Mexico. 839 01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:48,032 Carrie. 840 01:03:50,619 --> 01:03:51,744 Is there coffee? 841 01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:55,539 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 842 01:04:02,631 --> 01:04:05,049 The sun feels nice. 843 01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:11,013 Jesus, honey, wax much? 844 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:14,350 What? I didn't know I was gonna be wearing a bathing suit. 845 01:04:14,726 --> 01:04:17,478 -What are you talking about? -I forgot to wax. 846 01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:21,440 -Since when, 1998? I’ve had other things on my mind. 847 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,193 I could be on death row and not have that situation. 848 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:27,446 Well, when you're married, you have a different set of priorities. 849 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,240 Oh, honey, don't blame marriage. 850 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:32,284 This one's married and she's not growing a national forest. 851 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:36,330 How do you even cross your legs? Let me make you a spa appointment. 852 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:39,124 Any thicker, and you won't be able to find it. 853 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:43,420 So, what, it's my fault? 854 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,715 I let the sex go out of my marriage. I deserve what I got? 855 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:50,594 -Thanks for understanding. -Honey, I’m sorry. That's not what I-- 856 01:04:50,762 --> 01:04:52,388 I’m fine. 857 01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:06,318 Hey, let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight. 858 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,279 -Really? -Yeah. 859 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:11,156 I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma." 860 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,909 Oh, honey, you made a little joke. 861 01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:15,995 Good for you. 862 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:17,997 Yeah. 863 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:38,517 -My name is Felix, I’ll be your server. -Felix, we'll start with cuatro margaritas. 864 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,894 Oh, No, I’m not drinking. Just bottled water. 865 01:05:41,062 --> 01:05:43,314 -I’ll drink hers. -May I have your room numbers? 866 01:05:44,733 --> 01:05:48,694 We're staying in one of the private houses. Uh, number 3. 867 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:50,446 Very good, Mrs. Preston. 868 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,952 That was like taking a bullet. 869 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,960 Charlotte has pudding in her Prada. 870 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,761 -Will I ever laugh again? -Yes. 871 01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:17,640 -When? -When something is really, really funny. 872 01:06:20,602 --> 01:06:24,396 Thank God for that mariachi band or I'd be able to hear my own thoughts. 873 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,359 Fabulous. And keep them coming. 874 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:31,362 Thanks. 875 01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:38,535 Thank you. 876 01:06:44,584 --> 01:06:47,294 He couldn't get out of the car. 877 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,215 After 10 years of what he already put me through... 878 01:06:51,383 --> 01:06:55,552 ...he couldn't make the effort and get out of the car. 879 01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:57,680 I made the effort. 880 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,640 I put a bird on my head. 881 01:06:59,808 --> 01:07:01,350 -Is that what that was? -Yeah. 882 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,061 -I thought it was feathers. -It was a bird. 883 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:07,564 -It was beautiful. Beautiful. 884 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:10,109 He's a bad guy. 885 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:13,362 Always was. 886 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:17,449 -Bad guys do bad things. -And good guys do bad things. 887 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:20,536 The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you. 888 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,788 The rest of them don't know how to screw you. 889 01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:26,083 -Trust me, I’ve done the legwork. After everything I know... 890 01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:30,629 ...after 20 years of everything we've learned... 891 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:34,717 ...I threw it all away for the thrill of putting his name on the honeymoon suite. 892 01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:38,470 If I met me now, I wouldn't know me. 893 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,391 As long as we're going down this road... 894 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:47,020 ...I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. 895 01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:49,523 On what planet did I allow that to happen? 896 01:07:49,691 --> 01:07:50,774 But you love him. 897 01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:54,653 Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? 898 01:07:55,363 --> 01:07:59,199 Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? 899 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,744 Is it all about the other person? Is that love? 900 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:05,289 -No, that's marriage. -Even this ring. 901 01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:06,957 I wanted to buy this for myself. 902 01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:09,376 That meant something to me' to be able to do that. 903 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:13,172 -And then he buys it for me. -Because he knew how much you loved it. 904 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:17,259 Yes, but now every time I look down at it, I see him not me. 905 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:22,139 -Is every--? -We'll take another round. 906 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,476 -Another? -Relax. We're on vacation. 907 01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,394 Technically, we're on my honeymoon. 908 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:30,481 No, I think we're on their honeymoon. 909 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,401 Yeah, it's all so hot three days in. 910 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:45,454 "Mailbox full." Yea, I’ll bet it is. 911 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:47,915 -There's no time like the present. No. 912 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,667 I’m not ready to face it all yet. 913 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:54,630 Hey. I’m going for a run and then to the gym for Pilates. 914 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,840 Anybody wanna--? 915 01:08:58,092 --> 01:09:00,385 -Hi. -Hey, good news. 916 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:02,596 I got an e-mail from your buyer's attorney. 917 01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:06,391 They’re willing to sell you back your old apartment at the escalated price... 918 01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:09,394 ...and "are willing to vacate by the time you return... 919 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,605 ...pending an additional financial offer." 920 01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:15,442 Well, apparently you can go home again, but it'll cost you. 921 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:18,320 -Let's work on getting your things there. Wow... 922 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:21,406 ...you two could rule the world. 923 01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:24,618 After her workout, Charlotte couldn't help but think... 924 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:26,703 ...how truly blessed she was. 925 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:30,582 This week had made her feel more grateful than ever for her happy marriage. 926 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:35,087 And just for a second, while picturing her loved ones at home in New York... 927 01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:39,424 ...she forgot where she was and opened her mouth. 928 01:10:01,823 --> 01:10:02,865 Hello, miss. 929 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:09,246 -Have you had that happen? Not recently. 930 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:11,123 Sweetie, what's--? 931 01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,208 It’s locked, she's mopping. 932 01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,960 Try the-- 933 01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:26,263 -Did you just--? -Shut up, shut up, shut up! 934 01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,432 And just like that... 935 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,642 ...Charlotte "Poughkeepsied" in her pants. 936 01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:36,398 Oh, my God. 937 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:41,236 Miranda was right. 938 01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:46,283 When something was really, really funny, I laughed. 939 01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:49,244 Oh, my God. 940 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:15,395 First message: 941 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:20,692 Received Saturday, September 20th, 12:30 p.m. 942 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,279 Carrie, call me. I need to talk to you before.... 943 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:20,168 There was no better time I could think of to hire an assistant. 944 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:23,797 Um, no. I do not lift boxes. 945 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:29,052 Yeah, definitely, no. I would love a career in fashion. 946 01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:31,179 Oh. 947 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:34,099 This is not non-fat. 948 01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:35,851 Oh. 949 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:40,063 I love your books. Your shit's brilliant. 950 01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:41,815 Cathy? 951 01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:45,527 -You seem drunk. -Little bit. 952 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,529 Never made it to bed last night. 953 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,073 But I type like a motherfucker! 954 01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:52,242 I have a degree in finance from Princeton... 955 01:12:52,410 --> 01:12:55,078 ...and I’ve been assistant to a V.P. at Merrill Lynch. 956 01:12:55,246 --> 01:13:00,375 That's impressive. And, Paul' why do you think you're right for this job? 957 01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:12,846 -So you're from St. Louis? -That's right. Louise from St. Louis. 958 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:14,931 And you have a degree in computer science? 959 01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:18,101 -Yes, that's correct. -Well, good for you. I can barely text. 960 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:23,815 -Have you ever been a personal assistant? -No, but I’m the oldest of six kids... 961 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:26,193 ...so I’m sure I can handle anything you got. 962 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,196 -Wow. Six kids, what's that like? -Crowded. 963 01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,783 I had to move to New York just to get some room. Where did I end up? 964 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:35,577 ln a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates. 965 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:39,247 Well, aside from the space issue' why'd you move to New York? 966 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:42,459 To fall in love. 967 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:47,339 -What? That's corny, right? -No. 968 01:13:47,507 --> 01:13:51,510 No, no, it's-- It’s just very honest. 969 01:13:52,512 --> 01:13:56,723 I don't think that I’ve heard anybody say that in a very long time. 970 01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:58,600 Well.... 971 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,855 So Louise from St. Louis, I just have one more question. 972 01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:05,065 Okay. 973 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:07,609 How does an unemployed girl with three roommates... 974 01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,320 ...afford the Patchwork Denim Bowley Louis Vuitton bag? 975 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:15,075 It’s rented. Bag Borrow or Steal? It’s like Netflix for purses. 976 01:14:15,243 --> 01:14:19,037 -How can I not know about this? -Girl, stick with me. I’ll hook you up. 977 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:27,087 And did she hook me up. 978 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:31,633 Hi. This is Louise. I’m calling for Carrie Bradshaw. 979 01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:36,346 Yes, she received your invitation, but she will be unable to attend. 980 01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:38,140 Thank you. 981 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:44,271 Put that over there. 982 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,232 After only three days... 983 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:52,070 ...I began to think of her as Saint Louise from St. Louis. 984 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,990 Ain't nothing in there for you. 985 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:58,994 And as I moved back into my old apartment... 986 01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:02,122 ...Miranda searched for a new one, downtown. 987 01:15:02,290 --> 01:15:05,250 You see the Chinese writing? Yeah. 988 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:08,670 New York magazine says this is the new up-and-coming neighbourhood. 989 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:12,632 -Okay, maybe down that way? -Maybe you come home. 990 01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:16,761 Look, white guy with a baby. 991 01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:20,599 Wherever he's going' that's where we need to be. 992 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:22,851 Come on. 993 01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:32,903 I lived here before. This used to be all-Ukrainian area. 994 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,779 A U-Haul. 995 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,948 Coming or going? 996 01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:40,660 -Going. Oh, boy. I’m gonna check it out. -Okay. 997 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:41,828 Wait down here, okay? 998 01:15:43,456 --> 01:15:44,664 Okay. 999 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:47,209 Hi. Do you have an apartment? Stay, stay, stay. 1000 01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:05,727 And there in old Ukrainia, Miranda found her new apartment. 1001 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,647 -Hi. I’m interested in the apartment upstairs. Yeah. 1002 01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:12,943 "And there they remained for the rest of their days... 1003 01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:15,111 ...for the birds were constantly on guard... 1004 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,698 ...and the women could not so much as step one foot out the door. 1005 01:16:18,866 --> 01:16:23,411 And Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after." 1006 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:33,463 You know that this is just a fairy tale, right, sweetheart? 1007 01:16:33,631 --> 01:16:36,967 I mean, things don't always happen like this in real life. 1008 01:16:37,635 --> 01:16:41,930 -I just think you should know that now. -Again. 1009 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,933 And another one bites the dust. 1010 01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,102 -Hi. Hi. 1011 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,521 Mommy's home. 1012 01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:52,524 Thanks for watching Lily while I went to the doctor. 1013 01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:56,820 -Oh, sure. Everything okay? -Mm-hm. 1014 01:16:57,530 --> 01:17:01,408 -I’m pregnant. -How? 1015 01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:06,246 You know how people always say that when you stop trying, it can happen? 1016 01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:09,749 And my doctor says that she knows other couples who have adopted... 1017 01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:12,085 ...and then they get pregnant. 1018 01:17:12,712 --> 01:17:16,047 -Sweetie. -Carrie, I’m pregnant. 1019 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:21,720 I guess in certain houses, fairy tales do come true. 1020 01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:26,266 Oh, that was really hot. 1021 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:32,063 -You seem kind of distant. -Distant? You're still in me. 1022 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:43,825 -Do you wanna talk about it? -When have I ever wanted to talk about it? 1023 01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:47,412 Okay. I’ll talk about it. 1024 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,914 Your best friends got screwed over by their guys. 1025 01:17:50,082 --> 01:17:52,500 How could you not be distant? 1026 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:56,504 It’s more than that. 1027 01:17:57,631 --> 01:18:02,427 Lately, I haven't been feeling a connection to.... 1028 01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,763 -What, me? -No. 1029 01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:10,685 To it, here. I have no real connection to our life here. 1030 01:18:10,853 --> 01:18:13,563 What life here? Seriously. 1031 01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,023 All I do is work... 1032 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:17,609 ...and you run off to New York every chance you get. 1033 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:22,030 Well, not every chance I get. Only for the A-list things. 1034 01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:25,283 And my managing you, it's-- It’s getting to be too much. 1035 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:27,202 I’m starting to resent it. 1036 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,954 For the last two years' it's been all about you. 1037 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:33,291 Well, for the first three years, it was all about you. 1038 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:36,586 I know. That was so much more fun. 1039 01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:42,133 Well, I won't be coming to New York for a while. 1040 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:45,678 We're gonna spend some time reconnecting on weekends... 1041 01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:47,722 ...do the L.A.-couple thing. 1042 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,058 Yeah, hi. Can you put on Samantha? 1043 01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:54,646 Really. At first I was all, "You can't tell me what I can do." 1044 01:18:54,814 --> 01:18:56,815 But then I had to admit, he had a point. 1045 01:18:57,024 --> 01:18:59,359 Please deposit another 85 cents. 1046 01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:01,403 Honey, a payphone? Where's your cell? 1047 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,905 At the bottom of the ocean in Mexico. 1048 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:07,659 -Want me to hook you up with a new one? -No, not yet. No phone, no calls. 1049 01:19:07,827 --> 01:19:11,955 No calls, no questions. No questions, no explaining no wedding. 1050 01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:14,499 Plus, it's an excuse to bust out the gloves. 1051 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,835 Please deposit another 85-- 1052 01:19:17,628 --> 01:19:20,505 Carrie Bradshaw's web page is a mess. 1053 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:22,841 Interesting. So is Carrie Bradshaw. 1054 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:28,596 Hey, when are we gonna get to the really important stuff, like unpacking my closet? 1055 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:31,683 One thing at a time. You ever gonna answer any of these e-mails? 1056 01:19:31,851 --> 01:19:33,435 -Yes. -When? 1057 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:36,396 -Now? -Okay. 1058 01:19:36,564 --> 01:19:40,108 -Well, I’ll read and you tell me what to do. -Okay. 1059 01:19:40,484 --> 01:19:44,863 Who's john@jjpny.com? 1060 01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:49,367 Oh, shit. That's him, right? 1061 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:02,797 Delete. 1062 01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:08,595 And isn't there some cyberspace place that you can send those... 1063 01:20:08,762 --> 01:20:12,182 ...so that I never have to see an e-mail from him ever again? 1064 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,893 Do that, please. 1065 01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:19,564 You sure you wanna end all communication with him? 1066 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:21,232 Mm-hm. 1067 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,697 Okay. Great. 1068 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:32,076 I can't believe you're even dressing up. 1069 01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:35,747 All the parents in Brady's school dress up. It’s fun. 1070 01:20:35,915 --> 01:20:40,084 Fun thought up by a group of non-working mothers with nothing else to do all day. 1071 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:45,256 All right, what do they got? Witch and sexy kitten. 1072 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:49,761 That's it. The only two choices for women, witch and sexy kitten. 1073 01:20:49,929 --> 01:20:52,055 You just said a mouthful there, sister. 1074 01:20:52,223 --> 01:20:56,434 Maybe I should wear this and a briefcase, and go as myself. 1075 01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:59,604 I got an e-mail from Big. 1076 01:21:00,231 --> 01:21:01,940 "I don't know what to say." 1077 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:07,070 -U, then don't send an e-mail. -What were you expecting? 1078 01:21:07,821 --> 01:21:11,199 And in the subject box, two words: 1079 01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,619 -"I’m sorry." -Ugh. 1080 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,121 Steve is all about the "I’m sorry." 1081 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:20,041 "I’m sorry" e-mails, "I’m sorry" voice mails... 1082 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:22,752 ..."I’m sorry" flowers, "I’m sorry" cards. 1083 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,839 How about, don't do anything to be "I’m sorry" for? 1084 01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:29,384 Well, maybe he's sorry. 1085 01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:31,886 Well, maybe so is Big. 1086 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:33,471 Point taken. 1087 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:37,350 Hey, you're scaring the women. 1088 01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:41,312 It’s gonna take a little more than that to scare me after what I’ve been through. 1089 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:46,484 I still cannot believe this happened to me. I mean, I-- I know it happened. 1090 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:51,823 But I just-- I can't believe it happened. 1091 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:58,997 I lay awake at night going over every detail of that last week in my head. 1092 01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:05,253 Carrie, there's a detail about that last week I’ve been meaning to tell you. 1093 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:08,506 -At the rehearsal dinner-- -And then I saw it. 1094 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:13,011 The only thing scary enough to scare me after what I'd been through. 1095 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,055 You look great. You look amazing. So that's the worst of it. 1096 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:17,432 Wait, wait, wait. 1097 01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,852 What does it say there in the editor's note? 1098 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:24,272 "The wedding of Carrie Bradshaw and John James Preston was cancelled... 1099 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:27,650 ...as this issue went to press. Bradshaw is--" 1100 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:32,071 Bradshaw is what? 1101 01:22:33,532 --> 01:22:34,532 Wait.... 1102 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:40,788 "Bradshaw is still single and living in New York City." 1103 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:50,423 I didn't wanna buy it... 1104 01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:53,217 ...but I figured it was one less Vogue in New York. 1105 01:22:54,053 --> 01:22:55,970 I saw it. The pictures are gorgeous. 1106 01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:57,722 Yeah, I’m a beautiful bride. 1107 01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:00,433 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 1108 01:23:00,601 --> 01:23:03,853 Hey, hey, Hey, come on in. -Come on, sweetie. 1109 01:23:04,021 --> 01:23:05,813 Get your hat. 1110 01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:09,108 -Look, the people who don't know... -Yeah. 1111 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:12,362 ...will only see the beautiful pictures. The people who do know... 1112 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,572 ...will only see what an asshole he is. 1113 01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:17,241 Mommy said a bad word. 1114 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,498 Oh. Is that for me? 1115 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,501 Oh, Lily, thank you. 1116 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:28,878 Hey, what are you gonna be for Halloween? 1117 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,088 Cinderella. 1118 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:35,510 -Or we also bought Mulan. -No. 1119 01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:38,971 We came to ask you if you would go trick-or-treating with us. 1120 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:41,849 -Yeah! It’s just in our building... 1121 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:44,435 -...if you're in the mood. -Yeah! 1122 01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:47,438 Yeah! 1123 01:23:57,616 --> 01:23:59,575 -No costume? No, look closer. 1124 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:04,122 I’m the scariest thing in New York, jilted at 41. Boo! 1125 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,711 You know you have to give me some of your loot? 1126 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:12,547 -Yeah. -Aw. 1127 01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:16,008 Let's put your mask on. 1128 01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:18,636 -Look-- -Trick or treat! 1129 01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:21,139 Oh! Carrie. 1130 01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:23,099 I saw you in Vogue. 1131 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,268 I’m so sorry. 1132 01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:27,979 There you go, honey. 1133 01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:32,608 Trick or treat! 1134 01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,468 Louise. 1135 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:04,015 Oh, my Lord. I didn't even recognize you. 1136 01:25:04,183 --> 01:25:07,059 That's the point. My head's in the Witness Protection Program. 1137 01:25:07,227 --> 01:25:09,312 I’m feeling that look on you though. 1138 01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:14,108 -And I am feeling that Chanel on you. -Mine till Tuesday. 1139 01:25:16,278 --> 01:25:19,697 -All right, so.... -Here. Time to re-join the world. 1140 01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:21,699 Already? 1141 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:28,998 -Your new number, area code 347-85-- -Ho-- Ho-- Hold it. 1142 01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:30,917 347? 1143 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:34,837 Oh, no. No, I’m a 917 gal, always have been. 1144 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:38,007 I tried. It’s no longer available. 1145 01:25:38,175 --> 01:25:39,592 Now you're 347. 1146 01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:41,302 Samantha Jones. 1147 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:44,722 Carrie Bradshaw. Or I used to be. 1148 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:46,140 Talk to me. 1149 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:50,520 I’m a 347 area code. How awful is that? 1150 01:25:50,687 --> 01:25:52,647 347 is the new New York. 1151 01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:56,901 Well, I want the old New York with my old 917 and my old will to live. 1152 01:25:57,069 --> 01:26:00,822 Old New York, new New York. Honey, at least it's New York. 1153 01:26:01,532 --> 01:26:04,158 Another hard thing about being in L.A. : 1154 01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:06,536 My sex-on-a-stick next-door neighbour. 1155 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:09,247 -I can't stop looking at him. -Looking? 1156 01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:14,585 Just looking. After seeing Steve's face at the rehearsal dinner, I could never-- 1157 01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:18,589 Oh, but you should see this guy. Every night... 1158 01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:21,425 ...sex with a different partner. He's like... 1159 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:26,764 -...me five years ago. -Yeah. When I was a 917. 1160 01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:30,017 I mean, what's the point of having a hot guy next door... 1161 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:32,770 ...if you can't have sex with him? 1162 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:36,774 We agreed that no one else from the show but Smith was going to be on the cover. 1163 01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:40,111 Well, get back to me. 1164 01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:46,784 Hey. 1165 01:27:15,022 --> 01:27:18,482 And in an effort to stay out of the house and out of trouble... 1166 01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:21,152 ...Samantha went shopping. 1167 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,656 Rescue a puppy today? 1168 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:38,210 -She needs a good home. Interested? -No. 1169 01:27:38,378 --> 01:27:42,298 And just as Samantha convinced herself that the dog wasn't for her.... 1170 01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:49,180 She's been fixed' but she hasn't lost the urge. 1171 01:27:57,856 --> 01:28:01,359 And because Samantha couldn't get off... 1172 01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:04,153 ...she got things. 1173 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,710 What would happen if these were to magically disappear? 1174 01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:23,881 -Yeah, I know where you live. -For a pair like this, I could move. 1175 01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:27,051 Wait, Carrie, not that one. 1176 01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:34,558 Do you want me to get rid of it? 1177 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,145 No. 1178 01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:40,856 No, it's too beautiful. 1179 01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:44,235 I’ll just... 1180 01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:47,279 ...bury it deep in the back... 1181 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,573 ...like I did my feelings. 1182 01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:54,245 -Do you miss him? -Every day. 1183 01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:57,623 It’s weird... 1184 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,085 ...I haven't cried very much at all. 1185 01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:03,254 I don't know, maybe.... 1186 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:07,675 Maybe you're only allotted a certain amount of tears per man... 1187 01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,760 ...and I used mine up. 1188 01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,263 Yeah, I know how you feel. 1189 01:29:12,431 --> 01:29:15,933 Because my St. Louis boyfriend broke up with me last year... 1190 01:29:16,226 --> 01:29:18,019 ...and I miss him all the time. 1191 01:29:18,437 --> 01:29:23,274 Suddenly, it dawned on me. There were two broken hearts in my walk-in. 1192 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:30,114 Louise, we need a cocktail. Grab your rental. 1193 01:29:30,949 --> 01:29:33,617 And it threw me so hard. 1194 01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:36,787 Because, you know, I thought Will-- 1195 01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:38,622 That's his name. 1196 01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:43,377 -I thought he was the love of my life. -Well, what happened? 1197 01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:47,798 He said he loved me and all, but he didn't think that I was the one. 1198 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:54,138 That shit hurt. But, you know, whatever. 1199 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:57,266 -I’m not gonna give up on love. -Good. 1200 01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,769 Love is the thing, you know. 1201 01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:03,606 You see that? 1202 01:30:03,774 --> 01:30:08,652 That's love. And I’m bringing it to me all day long. 1203 01:30:10,572 --> 01:30:12,156 Excuse me. 1204 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:20,831 Oh, I remember that smile. Who's the guy? 1205 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:24,168 Someone I just met. He wants me to meet him for drinks. 1206 01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:27,338 At 11:30? Oh, that's a booty call. 1207 01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:31,092 No, it's not. He's a waiter, he just got off work. 1208 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:35,513 Louise. Now, I may not get texts, I may not send texts, but trust me. 1209 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,849 The subtext of that text? Booty. 1210 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:43,104 But if he meets me, then it's not a booty call, right? 1211 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,943 All right, then. Enjoy yourself. 1212 01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:50,861 That's what your 20s are for. 1213 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:53,823 Your 30s are to learn the lessons. 1214 01:30:53,990 --> 01:30:56,575 Your 40s are to pay for the drinks. 1215 01:30:57,160 --> 01:31:00,871 Well, in that case, I’ll take another one. 1216 01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:04,667 It’s all about the desk. 1217 01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:07,878 If I find the desk, the writing will come. And it better come... 1218 01:31:08,046 --> 01:31:12,091 ...because I’m using my new book advance to pay the fancy decorator. 1219 01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:18,222 I think it is so great that you're redoing your entire apartment. 1220 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:20,808 Yeah, well, out with the old and... 1221 01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:24,562 ...oh, in with the overpriced. 1222 01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:32,403 Hey. Harry called me and mentioned that you're not running. 1223 01:31:32,571 --> 01:31:36,949 -Why'd he do that? -Because he loves you and he's concerned. 1224 01:31:37,117 --> 01:31:39,243 There's nothing to be concerned about. 1225 01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:44,165 Well, did--? Did the doctor say that it's not safe or something? 1226 01:31:45,041 --> 01:31:48,085 No. She said because I’m already a runner, it's fine. 1227 01:31:49,212 --> 01:31:50,838 So then, why are you not--? 1228 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:53,257 Because I’m afraid something bad is gonna happen. 1229 01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:57,261 -It’s a miracle I’m even pregnant. -Okay. 1230 01:31:58,430 --> 01:32:01,223 I have everything I ever wanted. 1231 01:32:01,391 --> 01:32:03,767 I am so happy that I’m terrified. 1232 01:32:04,269 --> 01:32:09,273 Nobody gets everything that they want. Look at you. Look at Miranda. 1233 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:12,443 You're good people and look at what happened to you. 1234 01:32:12,611 --> 01:32:14,904 Of course something bad is gonna happen to me. 1235 01:32:15,071 --> 01:32:16,614 Sweetie... 1236 01:32:16,781 --> 01:32:19,491 ...you shit your pants this year. 1237 01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:20,784 Maybe you're done. 1238 01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:28,125 You run every day, that's what you do. 1239 01:32:28,293 --> 01:32:32,129 You can't stop being who you are because you're afraid, right? 1240 01:32:33,965 --> 01:32:35,299 All right. 1241 01:32:35,675 --> 01:32:39,053 Okay. Here we go. 1242 01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:42,556 Okay. 1243 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,022 And as the last of the autumn leaves fell away... 1244 01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:52,650 ...so did Charlotte's fear. 1245 01:32:54,778 --> 01:33:00,032 By the time the first snow fell, Charlotte got her stride back. 1246 01:33:07,415 --> 01:33:11,085 Are you sure you don't want me to R.S.V.P. to any of these holiday parties? 1247 01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:13,879 No, I am perfectly happy spending time alone. 1248 01:33:14,047 --> 01:33:16,382 You sure? Because this looks like a good one. 1249 01:33:16,549 --> 01:33:19,843 Go home. Seriously, you're gonna miss your plane, go. 1250 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:24,056 Okay. But first.... 1251 01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:29,270 Merry Christmas. 1252 01:33:31,356 --> 01:33:34,942 -You didn't have to. -It’s just something silly. 1253 01:33:37,320 --> 01:33:38,737 Oh. 1254 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:42,783 -Oh, Louise from St. Louis. -You said you never saw it. 1255 01:33:42,951 --> 01:33:45,369 Well, jeez. 1256 01:33:45,537 --> 01:33:47,454 Now I feel bad. 1257 01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:51,166 If I had known we were exchanging gifts... 1258 01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:57,756 ...I would have bought you one two weeks ago... 1259 01:33:57,924 --> 01:34:00,509 ...and hidden it here. 1260 01:34:03,972 --> 01:34:08,600 -That is not what I think it is. -I don't know, open it. 1261 01:34:21,573 --> 01:34:23,407 Oh, my God. 1262 01:34:23,700 --> 01:34:25,826 My very own Louis Vuitton? 1263 01:34:25,994 --> 01:34:28,829 That's right. No more rental for you. 1264 01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:32,249 Look who's home from the big city. 1265 01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:36,920 It was the best money I'd ever spent. 1266 01:34:37,756 --> 01:34:40,924 New Year's Eve and a cup of noodles. 1267 01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:52,770 So you remember what you're gonna say at midnight? 1268 01:34:52,937 --> 01:34:56,106 -Happy New Year. -Yeah. 1269 01:34:56,274 --> 01:34:59,109 Except you're gonna say it much more excited than that. 1270 01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:04,573 -You're gonna say, "Happy New Year!" -Happy New Year. 1271 01:35:04,741 --> 01:35:09,286 Yeah. And you say that and then you kiss. 1272 01:35:17,128 --> 01:35:18,670 All right. 1273 01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:21,340 -All ready to go, B-boy? -Yeah. 1274 01:35:21,508 --> 01:35:24,510 Did you remember to pack the Batman that Santa brought you? 1275 01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:26,053 I think it's in the kitchen. 1276 01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:28,305 Oh, you gotta have the new Batman, huh? 1277 01:35:36,189 --> 01:35:38,399 You got plans with the girls? 1278 01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:39,858 Um.... 1279 01:35:40,026 --> 01:35:42,903 We're all kind of staying in tonight. 1280 01:35:44,781 --> 01:35:47,783 Would you like to come out and eat with us? 1281 01:35:49,077 --> 01:35:52,329 We could go someplace on your side of the bridge. 1282 01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:55,332 No. Thank you. 1283 01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:02,339 Miranda, I never meant to hurt you. 1284 01:36:09,514 --> 01:36:12,850 Batman. -Oh, there he is. Batman. 1285 01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:14,685 -Okay. -Okay. 1286 01:36:14,853 --> 01:36:16,520 -Put your hat on. -Yeah. 1287 01:36:16,688 --> 01:36:19,690 -It’s snowing out. -Here you go. 1288 01:36:19,858 --> 01:36:22,609 I’m gonna bring Batman. Okay. 1289 01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:26,613 Happy New Year. 1290 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:28,991 Kiss. 1291 01:36:39,878 --> 01:36:42,212 All right, I’ll see you tomorrow. 1292 01:36:45,175 --> 01:36:47,050 This is my new.... 1293 01:36:49,888 --> 01:36:51,680 You know what we're gonna do? 1294 01:36:51,848 --> 01:36:55,058 We're gonna light a firecracker at midnight. 1295 01:37:46,486 --> 01:37:49,279 -Hello? Happy New Year. 1296 01:37:49,447 --> 01:37:51,114 We're having a fabulous time. 1297 01:37:51,282 --> 01:37:53,784 The only thing missing is you. Come. 1298 01:37:53,952 --> 01:37:57,412 That's sweet but I can't. I’m-- I’m writing. 1299 01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,540 Oh, okay. 1300 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:01,750 You're not really writing, are you? 1301 01:38:03,294 --> 01:38:06,630 No. You're not really having a fabulous time, are you? 1302 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:08,465 No. Rescue me. 1303 01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:11,552 There's no one fun here. 1304 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:13,470 It’s very forced-festive. 1305 01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:16,890 Oh, yes. That's just what every New Year's Eve party needs... 1306 01:38:17,058 --> 01:38:19,226 ...a visit from the lost Bronte sister. 1307 01:38:20,562 --> 01:38:22,729 Well, better a Bronte sister than a Hilton sister. 1308 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:24,940 Thanks, but... 1309 01:38:25,108 --> 01:38:29,695 ...by 10 p.m. I will be in bed asleep... 1310 01:38:30,655 --> 01:38:36,660 ...and blissfully unaware of how fabulous this night is supposed to be. 1311 01:38:57,682 --> 01:38:59,641 -Hello? So I thought... 1312 01:38:59,809 --> 01:39:01,893 ...that one of the perks of having a family... 1313 01:39:02,061 --> 01:39:05,814 ...was that you didn't have to spend New Year's Eve alone with Chinese food. 1314 01:39:05,982 --> 01:39:08,483 I am alone with Chinese food. 1315 01:39:09,319 --> 01:39:13,030 -I was asleep. -Oh, shit. I’m sorry. 1316 01:39:13,197 --> 01:39:16,908 No, no, that's okay. Where's Brady? 1317 01:39:17,076 --> 01:39:20,787 -It's Steve's night. -Oh. Right. 1318 01:39:20,955 --> 01:39:25,709 -Don't wake up. Go-- Go back to sleep. -No, it's okay. 1319 01:39:25,877 --> 01:39:28,378 -You all right? -I'm fine. 1320 01:39:28,546 --> 01:39:30,589 I got all choked up... 1321 01:39:30,757 --> 01:39:34,301 ...watching stupid New Year's Eve stuff alone on TV. 1322 01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:38,305 -You want me to come over? -I'm all the way downtown. 1323 01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:41,141 No, I can-- You know, I can-- I grab a cab. 1324 01:39:42,143 --> 01:39:45,896 On New Year's? No way. I’m-- I’m-- I’m fine. 1325 01:39:46,064 --> 01:39:48,482 Really. I just-- I just wanted to talk a little. 1326 01:39:48,650 --> 01:39:52,235 Go back to sleep. I’ll-- I'll see you next year. 1327 01:39:52,737 --> 01:39:55,113 -Good night. -Good night. 1328 01:40:33,111 --> 01:40:34,611 Good one. 1329 01:40:40,702 --> 01:40:43,286 -It’s almost time. -Champagne? 1330 01:40:53,589 --> 01:40:56,466 Oh, my God. Thank God you're here. 1331 01:42:29,769 --> 01:42:32,395 -Hey. -Oh, my God. 1332 01:42:32,730 --> 01:42:34,689 You're not alone. 1333 01:42:38,903 --> 01:42:41,780 Happy New Year. 1334 01:43:26,659 --> 01:43:28,827 -A young child that perhaps they've-- -Oh! 1335 01:43:28,995 --> 01:43:30,871 -Hey, easy there, girl. -You all right? 1336 01:43:31,038 --> 01:43:32,080 Yeah. Thanks. 1337 01:43:32,248 --> 01:43:35,458 Three months driving in L.A. and I forgot how to use my fucking legs. 1338 01:43:35,626 --> 01:43:37,377 Every spring, the women of New York... 1339 01:43:37,545 --> 01:43:41,965 ...leave the foolish choices of their past behind and look forward to the future. 1340 01:43:42,133 --> 01:43:44,301 This is known as Fashion Week. 1341 01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:46,511 Excuse me. Hi. 1342 01:43:47,471 --> 01:43:49,139 Oh, there we are. 1343 01:43:49,724 --> 01:43:53,643 -We're in the front row? -I had to pull some strings. 1344 01:43:54,186 --> 01:43:56,271 -Very nice. -I should go thank them. 1345 01:43:56,439 --> 01:44:00,442 Decide where we're gonna go for lunch and I’ll make a call. It’s just like old times. 1346 01:44:01,027 --> 01:44:03,528 So this is what you all spent your Saturdays doing... 1347 01:44:03,696 --> 01:44:06,489 ...while I was with Brady and Steve at the Brooklyn Aquarium? 1348 01:44:07,158 --> 01:44:08,992 Well... 1349 01:44:09,285 --> 01:44:11,494 ...not every Saturday. 1350 01:44:11,662 --> 01:44:15,832 Just so you know, we always had front row at the mammal show. 1351 01:44:16,959 --> 01:44:19,085 Steve does the funniest dolphin impression. 1352 01:44:19,253 --> 01:44:23,131 Actually, it's more Steve as a dolphin. 1353 01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:30,305 You really can't forgive him? 1354 01:44:31,599 --> 01:44:33,183 Are you suggesting something? 1355 01:44:34,185 --> 01:44:37,020 I like Steve. I always liked Steve. 1356 01:44:37,188 --> 01:44:40,857 He's apologized 100 times. He's not seeing anyone else. 1357 01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:42,025 What's it gonna take? 1358 01:44:42,401 --> 01:44:44,527 Are you also suggesting that she forgive Big? 1359 01:44:44,695 --> 01:44:48,865 No. I could kill Big. 1360 01:44:49,283 --> 01:44:51,701 Sometimes when I’m running... 1361 01:44:51,994 --> 01:44:56,289 ...I imagine what I would say to him if I ever saw him again. 1362 01:44:56,457 --> 01:44:59,501 I have the perfect opening line. 1363 01:44:59,669 --> 01:45:01,628 Do you wanna hear it? 1364 01:45:02,463 --> 01:45:04,589 Uh, yeah. 1365 01:45:05,841 --> 01:45:08,885 I curse the day you were born. 1366 01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:13,723 That's impressive. You better work up a hand gesture to go with it. 1367 01:45:24,694 --> 01:45:26,653 I didn't know if it was the fashion... 1368 01:45:26,821 --> 01:45:29,614 ...or the fact that the four of us were together again... 1369 01:45:29,782 --> 01:45:32,534 ...but for the first time in a long time... 1370 01:45:32,702 --> 01:45:35,078 ...I felt like myself. 1371 01:46:06,152 --> 01:46:10,572 Well, let's get a cab, okay? I’m absolutely starving. I don't know what-- 1372 01:46:10,740 --> 01:46:12,323 Fur is murder! 1373 01:46:12,491 --> 01:46:15,952 Murder! Murder! 1374 01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:20,165 -Murder! Murder! -God, I miss New York. 1375 01:46:23,085 --> 01:46:27,964 And a couple of weeks later, I met Saint Louise's St. Louis boyfriend, Will. 1376 01:46:28,132 --> 01:46:30,925 Over Christmas, they realized how much they loved each other. 1377 01:46:31,093 --> 01:46:32,761 -I’m Carrie. -Will. 1378 01:46:33,304 --> 01:46:35,597 Just in time for Valentine's Day. 1379 01:47:01,457 --> 01:47:02,499 Hello? 1380 01:47:02,666 --> 01:47:06,002 I’m calling to make sure that you aren't hanging from your shower rod. 1381 01:47:06,796 --> 01:47:10,590 -You called about an hour too early. -So, what's the V-Day plan? 1382 01:47:10,758 --> 01:47:14,302 Well, Miranda and I are going to dinner... 1383 01:47:14,470 --> 01:47:16,846 ...and then a very violent slasher movie. 1384 01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:18,640 -Perfect. -You? 1385 01:47:19,016 --> 01:47:22,227 I’m making Smith sushi. Pause for reaction. 1386 01:47:22,394 --> 01:47:24,270 Wow, you do that? 1387 01:47:24,438 --> 01:47:26,815 We took a class a while back. 1388 01:47:26,982 --> 01:47:29,109 And when he comes in that door at 7:30... 1389 01:47:29,276 --> 01:47:33,279 ...I’m going to surprise him by laying naked on the dining-room table... 1390 01:47:33,447 --> 01:47:35,782 ...covered with homemade sushi. 1391 01:47:35,950 --> 01:47:38,493 Boy, you do have time on your hands. 1392 01:47:38,911 --> 01:47:40,745 So, what else is new? 1393 01:48:04,395 --> 01:48:07,522 There is a whole lot of love in this room. 1394 01:48:07,690 --> 01:48:10,817 Is it me or is Valentine's Day this year on steroids? 1395 01:48:10,985 --> 01:48:14,529 No. I think it was like this last year. We just played for the other team. 1396 01:48:15,322 --> 01:48:18,408 Good evening. This is our Valentine's night menu. 1397 01:48:18,576 --> 01:48:22,328 All of our specials are romantically themed and designed to be split for two. 1398 01:48:22,496 --> 01:48:23,830 -Are we having wine? -Yes. 1399 01:48:23,998 --> 01:48:25,248 -Glass or a--? -Bottle. 1400 01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:28,334 I’ll be right back to take you and your girlfriend’s order. 1401 01:48:34,758 --> 01:48:38,595 Why would you have looked at the Vogue today of all days? 1402 01:48:38,762 --> 01:48:40,763 Because I’m an emotional cutter. 1403 01:48:41,932 --> 01:48:45,018 I deserve what I got. Running all over New York... 1404 01:48:45,186 --> 01:48:47,645 ...believing that I’m finally getting my happy ending. 1405 01:48:47,813 --> 01:48:49,480 "See? Love does conquer all. 1406 01:48:49,648 --> 01:48:51,816 Look at me in my one-of-a-kind wedding gown... 1407 01:48:51,984 --> 01:48:54,986 -...marrying the love of my life." -Would you like another bot--? 1408 01:48:55,154 --> 01:48:56,571 -Yes. -Yes. 1409 01:48:58,115 --> 01:49:01,284 And Miranda, in that article, I did not say "we" once. 1410 01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:06,247 No. The whole article was "I think" and "I want." 1411 01:49:06,415 --> 01:49:09,459 -It was from your point of view. -Yeah, exactly. My point of view. 1412 01:49:09,627 --> 01:49:12,962 Exactly. The whole wedding was my point of view. 1413 01:49:14,131 --> 01:49:16,883 I let-- I let the wedding get bigger than Big. 1414 01:49:19,470 --> 01:49:22,931 I am the reason that he did not get out of the car. 1415 01:49:24,558 --> 01:49:26,100 Okay. 1416 01:49:26,852 --> 01:49:31,397 I said something to Big that I shouldn't have... 1417 01:49:31,565 --> 01:49:33,399 ...at the rehearsal dinner. 1418 01:49:33,901 --> 01:49:35,401 What do you mean? 1419 01:49:36,695 --> 01:49:39,781 After Steve showed up, I was really upset. 1420 01:49:39,949 --> 01:49:42,158 And I bumped into Big... 1421 01:49:44,870 --> 01:49:47,330 ...and I said that you two were crazy to get married. 1422 01:49:47,498 --> 01:49:49,832 Here we go, your Shiraz. 1423 01:49:59,343 --> 01:50:01,928 Okay, great. Thanks so much. 1424 01:50:06,350 --> 01:50:10,186 I’m sorry. I was upset. Steve had-- 1425 01:50:10,354 --> 01:50:14,816 I have been going over this and over this in my mind for five months. 1426 01:50:16,527 --> 01:50:20,196 And for five months, you kept a secret like that? 1427 01:50:20,364 --> 01:50:22,865 -I tried to tell you once, but then-- -Once? 1428 01:50:23,033 --> 01:50:25,660 You tried to tell me once? 1429 01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:29,038 You should have tried to tell me every single day. 1430 01:50:29,206 --> 01:50:31,624 I know. I was waiting for the right time. 1431 01:50:31,792 --> 01:50:34,711 There is no right time to tell me that you ruined my marriage. 1432 01:50:34,878 --> 01:50:37,380 It just happened. I wasn't thinking. 1433 01:50:39,466 --> 01:50:43,219 -Carrie, please don't go. -You know what I think hurts the most? 1434 01:50:44,096 --> 01:50:46,514 Is that you kept a secret from me. 1435 01:50:46,682 --> 01:50:50,977 And I have never, ever kept a secret from you. 1436 01:50:51,145 --> 01:50:52,812 Ever. 1437 01:50:55,107 --> 01:50:57,233 No, I’m lying. For the last five months... 1438 01:50:57,401 --> 01:51:01,738 ...I’ve been thinking that it is a huge mistake that you left Steve. 1439 01:51:01,905 --> 01:51:03,406 There. 1440 01:51:04,325 --> 01:51:06,075 How does it feel? 1441 01:51:06,243 --> 01:51:09,162 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1442 01:51:29,308 --> 01:51:31,351 Any minute now. 1443 01:51:41,195 --> 01:51:43,112 Hey, babe, it's me. Pick up. 1444 01:51:43,906 --> 01:51:45,448 Pick up. 1445 01:51:45,866 --> 01:51:47,992 All right, it's 7:20. I'm still at the studio. 1446 01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:52,121 We're behind. I'm gonna be a little bit late. Sorry. Bye. 1447 01:52:01,799 --> 01:52:03,508 Forty minutes later... 1448 01:52:03,675 --> 01:52:08,054 ...sushi, Samantha, still no Smith. 1449 01:52:14,603 --> 01:52:16,562 This is bullshit. 1450 01:52:47,803 --> 01:52:52,181 It was the same Valentine night Samantha had planned... 1451 01:52:52,349 --> 01:52:54,517 ...minus the sushi. 1452 01:52:56,103 --> 01:52:58,312 And the other woman. 1453 01:53:08,365 --> 01:53:10,199 I’m home. 1454 01:53:10,701 --> 01:53:13,494 -Man, that was a long day. -You're three hours late. 1455 01:53:13,662 --> 01:53:15,997 Bummer, I know. Did you eat? 1456 01:53:16,165 --> 01:53:17,665 Yes, I ate. 1457 01:53:17,833 --> 01:53:19,959 I ate the sushi that I hand-made for you. 1458 01:53:20,419 --> 01:53:25,381 The sushi that I laid all over my naked body as a Valentine surprise for you. 1459 01:53:25,841 --> 01:53:28,384 Why are you so upset? I called. 1460 01:53:28,552 --> 01:53:30,386 I couldn't pick up the phone. 1461 01:53:30,554 --> 01:53:33,556 My body was covered everywhere with sushi. 1462 01:53:33,724 --> 01:53:37,226 I got wasabi in places where one should never get wasabi. 1463 01:53:37,394 --> 01:53:42,482 Oh, you think it's funny that I slaved all day in this kitchen... 1464 01:53:42,649 --> 01:53:45,485 ...to make a lovely meal for you? 1465 01:53:46,320 --> 01:53:49,864 You made some sushi. It’s not a big deal. 1466 01:53:50,032 --> 01:53:52,200 "Not a big deal." Here. 1467 01:53:52,993 --> 01:53:54,410 I am not the type of woman... 1468 01:53:54,578 --> 01:53:56,871 ...who sits home all day waiting for a man! 1469 01:53:57,998 --> 01:54:02,585 Enjoy your California handmade roll! 1470 01:54:04,755 --> 01:54:08,174 Happy fucking Valentine's Day. 1471 01:54:16,308 --> 01:54:18,142 It's Carrie, leave me a message. 1472 01:54:18,310 --> 01:54:21,020 Carrie, it's me. Please pick up. 1473 01:54:21,188 --> 01:54:25,816 Three days of "I'm sorry" calls and e-mails and flowers... 1474 01:54:25,984 --> 01:54:27,944 ...and I still wasn't ready. 1475 01:54:28,111 --> 01:54:31,614 It was the longest we'd ever gone without speaking. 1476 01:54:38,288 --> 01:54:39,539 Carrie. 1477 01:54:40,123 --> 01:54:41,207 Hi. 1478 01:54:42,167 --> 01:54:45,795 -I need to talk to you. -How long have you been waiting here? 1479 01:54:47,464 --> 01:54:49,215 Seventeen-dollars long. 1480 01:54:51,802 --> 01:54:53,970 Please get in. It just hit 18. 1481 01:55:07,651 --> 01:55:12,280 -This is weird, not talking. -I’m upset. 1482 01:55:13,532 --> 01:55:18,160 Carrie, I understand, but it just happened. I never meant to hurt you. 1483 01:55:22,666 --> 01:55:24,667 You have to forgive me. 1484 01:55:26,378 --> 01:55:27,587 You know.... 1485 01:55:27,754 --> 01:55:28,796 -What? -No. 1486 01:55:28,964 --> 01:55:31,048 No, please, what were you gonna say? 1487 01:55:31,216 --> 01:55:34,176 You badger me to forgive you in three days. 1488 01:55:34,344 --> 01:55:38,306 You won't even consider forgiving Steve for something he did six months ago. 1489 01:55:38,682 --> 01:55:40,266 It’s not the same thing. 1490 01:55:41,310 --> 01:55:42,852 It’s forgiveness. 1491 01:55:47,774 --> 01:55:50,610 I don't know that I can trust that it won't happen again. 1492 01:55:52,195 --> 01:55:53,946 Steve, you're very quiet today. 1493 01:55:55,782 --> 01:56:00,077 Miranda, I know I made it hard for you to trust me... 1494 01:56:03,373 --> 01:56:06,167 -...but you made it hard for me to trust you. -Me? 1495 01:56:06,335 --> 01:56:09,712 The way you treated me and cut me out of your life like that. 1496 01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:12,548 I mean, yea, I broke a vow... 1497 01:56:12,716 --> 01:56:15,718 ...but what about the other vows? 1498 01:56:15,886 --> 01:56:19,847 Like promising to love someone for better or for worse. 1499 01:56:20,015 --> 01:56:21,724 What about that? 1500 01:56:22,392 --> 01:56:25,561 How do I know she's not gonna punish me for the rest of my life? 1501 01:56:25,729 --> 01:56:26,979 You don't. 1502 01:56:27,814 --> 01:56:32,360 And she doesn't know for sure that you won't have another indiscretion. 1503 01:56:34,905 --> 01:56:37,990 All you can know is that you wanna move forward... 1504 01:56:38,158 --> 01:56:42,578 ...and risk that the love you have for each other won't allow that to happen. 1505 01:56:45,874 --> 01:56:48,793 And that's what we'll discover here. 1506 01:56:54,591 --> 01:56:57,093 So we're done with our last session. 1507 01:56:57,260 --> 01:56:59,845 We're not allowed to talk to each other for two weeks... 1508 01:57:00,013 --> 01:57:03,766 ...while we figure out if being together again is something that we really want. 1509 01:57:03,934 --> 01:57:07,395 And then we had to pick a place to meet... 1510 01:57:07,562 --> 01:57:11,524 ...and if we both show up on that day, the past no longer exists. 1511 01:57:11,692 --> 01:57:14,402 It’s like showing up is our promise to each other... 1512 01:57:14,569 --> 01:57:19,115 ...that we're both willing to let it all go and move forward. 1513 01:57:19,282 --> 01:57:20,616 Wow. 1514 01:57:20,784 --> 01:57:23,244 -Can you do that? -I don't know. 1515 01:57:23,412 --> 01:57:26,580 I don't know. I have a lot of thinking to do. 1516 01:57:26,748 --> 01:57:30,376 -Thinking? Or feeling? -What do you mean? 1517 01:57:30,544 --> 01:57:34,880 Well, Miranda, you're a lawyer. You know, you can argue both sides of any case. 1518 01:57:35,048 --> 01:57:40,469 But why we feel what we feel isn't logical. It’s emotional. 1519 01:57:40,637 --> 01:57:42,471 So I’m sorry, Harvard, but I’m afraid... 1520 01:57:42,639 --> 01:57:46,142 ...you're gonna have to base this decision on your emotions. 1521 01:57:46,309 --> 01:57:49,478 Well, then I’m screwed. I don't know what I feel. 1522 01:57:49,646 --> 01:57:52,064 You will. There will come a moment when you know. 1523 01:57:52,232 --> 01:57:54,859 And if it's "yes"' then all that brilliant logic... 1524 01:57:55,026 --> 01:57:57,653 ...it's gonna go right out the window with the past. 1525 01:57:57,821 --> 01:57:58,821 Ugh. 1526 01:57:58,989 --> 01:58:01,657 And I thought picking a spot to meet was gonna be the challenge. 1527 01:58:01,825 --> 01:58:04,994 -Where is it? -On the Brooklyn Bridge. 1528 01:58:06,163 --> 01:58:10,332 -Halfway between our two places. -Very logical, and yet poetic. 1529 01:58:10,834 --> 01:58:13,043 Poetic if we both show up. 1530 01:58:13,211 --> 01:58:16,005 Otherwise you're on a bridge, rejected. 1531 01:58:17,257 --> 01:58:19,258 It’s not a good plan. 1532 01:58:24,639 --> 01:58:26,766 -Hey. Hey. 1533 01:58:27,267 --> 01:58:28,684 I got two pieces of good news. 1534 01:58:28,852 --> 01:58:31,520 -Oh, and I’ve got two coffees. -Thank you. 1535 01:58:31,688 --> 01:58:33,397 Here you go. So, what's up? 1536 01:58:33,565 --> 01:58:37,526 I just heard from your realtor and the apartment on 5th has finally sold. 1537 01:58:37,694 --> 01:58:42,114 You got 60 days before the new owner takes possession, and you're out of there. 1538 01:58:43,658 --> 01:58:45,534 And what is the other news? 1539 01:58:50,540 --> 01:58:54,376 I’m moving back to St. Louis and we're getting married in the fall. 1540 01:58:54,544 --> 01:58:56,003 Oh, my God. 1541 01:58:56,671 --> 01:58:59,548 Wait a minute, I gotta see that. 1542 01:58:59,716 --> 01:59:04,303 -Well, it's gorgeous. -And you know what? It ain't rented. 1543 01:59:08,642 --> 01:59:10,726 On the day of her decision deadline... 1544 01:59:10,894 --> 01:59:14,563 ...true to form, Miranda had argued both sides of the case. 1545 01:59:14,731 --> 01:59:16,232 Thank you. 1546 01:59:38,255 --> 01:59:40,256 It suddenly dawned on Miranda... 1547 01:59:40,423 --> 01:59:44,510 ...that Steve's list might have had more cons than pros. 1548 02:00:29,764 --> 02:00:32,808 And Miranda never looked back. 1549 02:00:38,481 --> 02:00:41,942 Well, almost never. 1550 02:00:42,110 --> 02:00:43,736 Kiss me. 1551 02:00:48,491 --> 02:00:52,161 Meanwhile, back in Lost Angeles.... 1552 02:00:54,998 --> 02:00:58,667 Turns out New Age philosophy wasn't the secret. 1553 02:01:00,670 --> 02:01:04,298 Samantha had money, a career, and a man who loved her. 1554 02:01:04,466 --> 02:01:08,427 But still, she couldn't shake the feeling that something was missing from her life. 1555 02:01:08,595 --> 02:01:10,512 Baby, come back. 1556 02:01:11,014 --> 02:01:13,098 That's not our house. 1557 02:01:13,266 --> 02:01:15,935 Where are you going? 1558 02:01:52,889 --> 02:01:55,474 Oh, I’m-- I’m sorry. 1559 02:01:55,642 --> 02:01:57,059 I’m your next-door neighbour... 1560 02:01:57,227 --> 02:01:59,895 ...and my dog ran up on your dick-- Deck. 1561 02:02:02,857 --> 02:02:05,985 Suddenly it wasn't so secret what she was missing. 1562 02:02:06,361 --> 02:02:07,695 Wanna join me? 1563 02:02:11,574 --> 02:02:13,117 Uh.... 1564 02:02:17,622 --> 02:02:20,457 Hey. I’m Dante. 1565 02:02:20,625 --> 02:02:23,419 Stop by anytime. 1566 02:02:25,630 --> 02:02:27,715 It was official. 1567 02:02:27,882 --> 02:02:30,384 From the minute she met Dante... 1568 02:02:30,552 --> 02:02:33,637 ...Samantha was in hell. 1569 02:02:35,515 --> 02:02:38,600 And by spring, I looked like my old self... 1570 02:02:38,768 --> 02:02:42,604 ...in my new apartment, just in time for the baby shower. 1571 02:02:42,772 --> 02:02:45,149 -Oh, excuse me, honey. Hi. -Sure. 1572 02:02:45,316 --> 02:02:46,358 Hi. 1573 02:02:46,526 --> 02:02:49,069 A woman put a glass on your new desk without a coaster. 1574 02:02:49,237 --> 02:02:51,780 I said, "If you do it again' I’m gonna break your arm." 1575 02:02:51,948 --> 02:02:52,990 -Thanks. -Bathroom? 1576 02:02:53,158 --> 02:02:55,784 -Yes. Hey, how's it going? -Pretty good, I think. 1577 02:02:55,952 --> 02:02:57,411 Good, good, good. 1578 02:02:57,579 --> 02:03:00,039 Where's Samantha? Her plane landed two hours ago. 1579 02:03:00,206 --> 02:03:02,624 Oh, you know her. She's probably working out first. 1580 02:03:02,792 --> 02:03:04,626 There's no place like home. 1581 02:03:04,794 --> 02:03:06,962 Sweetie. 1582 02:03:09,090 --> 02:03:10,424 You have a rat in your purse. 1583 02:03:10,592 --> 02:03:12,843 -That rat better be housebroken. -Take your coat? 1584 02:03:13,011 --> 02:03:15,971 -Sure. -Hey, cute bag. 1585 02:03:17,223 --> 02:03:18,724 Oh, my gosh, Samantha. 1586 02:03:20,977 --> 02:03:23,187 You have a dog. 1587 02:03:23,354 --> 02:03:26,315 Did you ever think you'd see the day? Me with a pooch? 1588 02:03:26,483 --> 02:03:28,275 Mother of God, what's with the gut? 1589 02:03:30,278 --> 02:03:32,154 Well, she's eating something out there. 1590 02:03:33,031 --> 02:03:35,115 -Come on in! Hi! 1591 02:03:35,283 --> 02:03:36,992 We've been waiting for you. 1592 02:03:40,872 --> 02:03:44,249 I eat so I won't cheat. 1593 02:03:44,417 --> 02:03:46,085 What exactly are you eating? 1594 02:03:46,503 --> 02:03:48,754 Everything except Dante's dick. 1595 02:03:48,922 --> 02:03:51,590 Language, please. This is a grown-up apartment now. 1596 02:03:52,509 --> 02:03:55,636 I guess I didn't realize how big I was until I saw it on your faces. 1597 02:03:55,804 --> 02:03:58,639 How--? And I say this with love. 1598 02:03:58,807 --> 02:04:01,350 How could you not realize it? 1599 02:04:01,518 --> 02:04:04,853 -I’ve been avoiding mirrors. -Well, I’m proud of you for not cheating. 1600 02:04:05,021 --> 02:04:07,147 I don't think there's anything to be proud of. 1601 02:04:07,315 --> 02:04:11,443 I stuff my face to stop myself from doing something that feels natural to me. 1602 02:04:11,611 --> 02:04:15,864 Now, listen, this isn't about the weight. You would look gorgeous at any size. 1603 02:04:16,032 --> 02:04:19,535 -But are you happy? -Well... 1604 02:04:21,121 --> 02:04:26,375 ...relationships aren't always about being happy, right? 1605 02:04:26,543 --> 02:04:29,169 I mean, how often do you feel happy in your relationship? 1606 02:04:30,004 --> 02:04:32,297 I’m pretty sure that's to you. 1607 02:04:33,424 --> 02:04:36,802 -Every day. -You feel happy every day? 1608 02:04:36,970 --> 02:04:41,014 Not all day every day, but every day. 1609 02:04:41,182 --> 02:04:43,684 When was the last time you felt happy? 1610 02:04:43,852 --> 02:04:45,936 Six months ago. 1611 02:04:46,229 --> 02:04:49,148 I think that's normal for L.A. 1612 02:04:49,315 --> 02:04:52,067 -What am I gonna do? -What's your gut tell you? 1613 02:04:55,405 --> 02:05:00,200 I know, but Smith stayed with me through chemo. 1614 02:05:01,369 --> 02:05:04,204 And if he can stay with me through that... 1615 02:05:04,372 --> 02:05:07,624 ...then I should be able to stay in this relationship for him. 1616 02:05:07,792 --> 02:05:11,545 Sweetie, you just compared your relationship to chemo. 1617 02:05:11,713 --> 02:05:16,258 There we were, the three mirrors Samantha couldn't avoid. 1618 02:05:16,426 --> 02:05:18,427 And Samantha? 1619 02:05:18,928 --> 02:05:21,513 That pillow cost $300. 1620 02:05:31,191 --> 02:05:33,150 Hi. 1621 02:05:33,318 --> 02:05:35,277 My little monster. Hi. 1622 02:05:36,946 --> 02:05:39,823 Hey. You're home. 1623 02:05:39,991 --> 02:05:43,577 -I thought you were staying the week. -We need to talk. 1624 02:05:44,871 --> 02:05:47,122 Oh, man. 1625 02:05:49,000 --> 02:05:52,044 -I knew this was coming. -Yeah. 1626 02:05:52,212 --> 02:05:54,087 This isn't working. 1627 02:05:54,255 --> 02:05:58,217 I’ve done my best. I’ve given it five years and 15 pounds. 1628 02:05:58,384 --> 02:06:00,302 Well, what? 1629 02:06:02,472 --> 02:06:06,308 -You don't love me anymore? -Yes, I love you. 1630 02:06:06,851 --> 02:06:08,101 It’s just.... 1631 02:06:10,438 --> 02:06:13,899 I’m just gonna say the thing you're not supposed to say. 1632 02:06:14,442 --> 02:06:16,860 I love you but I love me more. 1633 02:06:17,028 --> 02:06:20,530 And I’ve been in a relationship with myself for 49 years... 1634 02:06:20,698 --> 02:06:22,658 ...and that's the one I need to work on. 1635 02:06:25,370 --> 02:06:29,790 You're gonna find a wonderful woman who loves being in a relationship. 1636 02:06:33,002 --> 02:06:35,087 What will you find? 1637 02:06:35,713 --> 02:06:37,172 I don't know. 1638 02:06:37,882 --> 02:06:40,509 But that's a risk I’m willing to take. 1639 02:06:44,973 --> 02:06:49,726 -Hey, no. Keep it. -Okay. 1640 02:06:52,647 --> 02:06:55,190 Every time I look down at it... 1641 02:06:58,569 --> 02:07:00,862 ...I’m gonna think of you. 1642 02:07:03,157 --> 02:07:07,202 Some love stories aren't epic novels. Some are short stories. 1643 02:07:07,370 --> 02:07:11,331 But that doesn't make them any less filled with love. 1644 02:07:11,833 --> 02:07:13,292 At this time... 1645 02:07:13,459 --> 02:07:15,711 ...we ask that all passengers fasten their seat belts... 1646 02:07:15,878 --> 02:07:18,297 ...in preparation for landing. 1647 02:07:18,756 --> 02:07:21,842 We're landing in New York. 1648 02:07:22,218 --> 02:07:23,844 I’m gonna need to take that now. 1649 02:07:26,556 --> 02:07:29,308 Okay. Here we go now. Give me that. 1650 02:07:32,520 --> 02:07:35,397 As someone returned to my life... 1651 02:07:35,565 --> 02:07:36,606 ...someone left. 1652 02:07:36,774 --> 02:07:38,942 -Stamps, mailing labels. -Okay. 1653 02:07:39,110 --> 02:07:42,738 And I put all your unopened mail from your P.O. box in these envelopes. 1654 02:07:42,905 --> 02:07:44,448 All right. 1655 02:07:48,369 --> 02:07:50,537 And please, please... 1656 02:07:50,705 --> 02:07:53,749 ...do not make a mess out of CarrieBradshaw.com. 1657 02:07:53,916 --> 02:07:57,419 -Okay. -It’s my masterpiece. 1658 02:07:58,379 --> 02:08:02,007 -What am I gonna do without you? -You'll find some other girl... 1659 02:08:02,633 --> 02:08:04,593 ...but she won't have my style. 1660 02:08:05,595 --> 02:08:07,637 Saint Louise. 1661 02:08:09,182 --> 02:08:10,932 You brought me back to life. 1662 02:08:11,517 --> 02:08:14,936 And you gave me Louise Vuitton. 1663 02:08:21,319 --> 02:08:24,738 Serious. We need to stop crying. 1664 02:08:25,990 --> 02:08:28,158 -Your keys. -Oh, thanks. 1665 02:08:28,326 --> 02:08:31,620 Wait, wait, wait. Don't forget your love. 1666 02:08:32,455 --> 02:08:35,707 No. I found my love. 1667 02:08:36,000 --> 02:08:38,460 I’m leaving that with you. 1668 02:08:39,128 --> 02:08:43,131 -See you at my wedding. -I’ll meet you in St. Louis. 1669 02:08:47,095 --> 02:08:48,595 Bye. 1670 02:08:55,311 --> 02:08:56,978 And a couple of weeks later... 1671 02:08:57,146 --> 02:09:00,315 ...a slow-moving Charlotte grabbed a quick lunch. 1672 02:09:00,483 --> 02:09:02,317 -Well, when are you due? -Next week. 1673 02:09:02,485 --> 02:09:05,654 -You look gorgeous. -Oh, thank you. 1674 02:09:17,625 --> 02:09:21,253 -Hi. Can I get you something to drink? -No, no. 1675 02:09:21,421 --> 02:09:23,839 -No? -No. I can't stay. 1676 02:09:24,298 --> 02:09:26,967 Help me. Help me move the table. 1677 02:09:30,471 --> 02:09:32,055 Charlotte. 1678 02:09:33,015 --> 02:09:35,183 Charlotte, wait. Wait. 1679 02:09:35,351 --> 02:09:38,603 Charlotte. Charlotte, don't run, you're pregnant. 1680 02:09:38,771 --> 02:09:42,482 I don't wanna see you. I’m so mad at you. 1681 02:09:42,650 --> 02:09:47,362 I was always on your side. And then you go and you do that to Carrie. 1682 02:09:47,530 --> 02:09:52,868 No! No! I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna waste tears on you. 1683 02:09:54,120 --> 02:09:57,038 I curse the day you were born. 1684 02:10:00,835 --> 02:10:03,378 I think my water just broke. Oh, my God. 1685 02:10:03,546 --> 02:10:05,672 -Taxi! -My car's right there. 1686 02:10:05,840 --> 02:10:08,467 I don't wanna get in your car! Taxi! 1687 02:10:08,634 --> 02:10:11,219 Please, I gotta get you to the hospital, okay? Please? 1688 02:10:12,221 --> 02:10:13,221 -Okay? Lenox Hill. 1689 02:10:13,389 --> 02:10:15,015 Okay. Start the car. 1690 02:10:23,900 --> 02:10:24,900 Hey. 1691 02:10:25,067 --> 02:10:29,237 Hi. Congratulations. A girl. 1692 02:10:29,697 --> 02:10:32,491 It’s my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women. 1693 02:10:33,242 --> 02:10:34,701 Come here. 1694 02:10:39,999 --> 02:10:43,502 -She's gorgeous. -Say hello to Rose. 1695 02:10:43,669 --> 02:10:48,173 -Rose. What a beautiful name. -It’s after Harry's bubbe. 1696 02:10:48,341 --> 02:10:51,551 Now we got a Lily and a Rose. 1697 02:10:52,220 --> 02:10:53,637 Well... 1698 02:10:53,804 --> 02:10:57,599 ...I have to say, you two are very cool customers... 1699 02:10:57,767 --> 02:11:03,021 ...making the "baby's here" call without all the "I’m in labour" drama. 1700 02:11:03,189 --> 02:11:05,774 There was plenty of drama. 1701 02:11:06,734 --> 02:11:09,528 My water broke while I was standing in front of a restaurant. 1702 02:11:09,946 --> 02:11:14,115 -Wow, that's very dramatic. -Wait, wait, she's not done. 1703 02:11:14,283 --> 02:11:17,285 -It broke while I was talking to Big. -What? 1704 02:11:17,453 --> 02:11:19,496 See? Drama. 1705 02:11:19,664 --> 02:11:22,290 I ran into him and I got so upset, my water broke. 1706 02:11:23,292 --> 02:11:27,045 He brought her to the hospital, stayed until the baby was born. 1707 02:11:28,214 --> 02:11:30,799 I think he was hoping to see you. 1708 02:11:33,886 --> 02:11:38,098 Well, today is not about him. It’s about beautiful baby Rose. 1709 02:11:39,225 --> 02:11:42,811 So we know she has Charlotte's hair. What else do we know? 1710 02:11:45,523 --> 02:11:49,484 -She's a doll. Mazel tov. -Thank you. 1711 02:11:50,486 --> 02:11:51,987 Bye. 1712 02:11:52,321 --> 02:11:55,490 He asked me to ask you to call him. 1713 02:11:56,325 --> 02:11:59,411 I know, it's none of my business, but I felt bad for the schmuck... 1714 02:11:59,579 --> 02:12:01,871 ...hanging around the hospital hoping to see you. 1715 02:12:02,039 --> 02:12:06,751 Every time he heard someone in heels walking down the hall, his heart stopped. 1716 02:12:08,629 --> 02:12:13,049 Harry, it's-- It’s so much more complicated than you can imagine. 1717 02:12:13,217 --> 02:12:17,178 I know it is, and you have every right to never call him, but I just.... 1718 02:12:17,346 --> 02:12:21,224 I’m a big pile of love today and I feel bad for the guy. 1719 02:12:21,392 --> 02:12:24,311 He said he's been writing you, but you never responded. 1720 02:12:25,938 --> 02:12:27,355 No, he's never written to me. 1721 02:12:27,523 --> 02:12:30,650 He said he wrote because he didn't have your phone number. 1722 02:12:31,694 --> 02:12:34,613 No, he's never written. Ever. 1723 02:12:34,780 --> 02:12:37,824 Then why would he say he had? 1724 02:13:18,199 --> 02:13:23,161 Two hours, two manila envelopes and countless e-mails later... 1725 02:13:23,329 --> 02:13:27,457 ... I was just about to give up on the big riddle when.... 1726 02:13:27,625 --> 02:13:32,170 I had told Louise to put Big in a place where I would never have to hear from him again. 1727 02:13:44,308 --> 02:13:45,767 This is Louise, leave a message. 1728 02:13:45,935 --> 02:13:47,936 Hey.... Hey, Louise, it's me. 1729 02:13:48,104 --> 02:13:52,440 Can you give me the password for your assistant file? 1730 02:13:52,608 --> 02:13:54,067 Um.... 1731 02:13:54,235 --> 02:13:56,611 Okay, call me. Thanks. 1732 02:13:58,948 --> 02:14:01,157 Oh, shit. 1733 02:14:17,466 --> 02:14:21,052 As soon as I typed in "love," there he was. 1734 02:14:26,308 --> 02:14:28,643 And because Big still didn't have the words... 1735 02:14:28,811 --> 02:14:31,479 ...he retyped a love letter from Beethoven. 1736 02:14:33,607 --> 02:14:34,816 And Lord Byron. 1737 02:14:36,444 --> 02:14:38,778 And John Keats. 1738 02:14:39,113 --> 02:14:40,405 And Voltaire. 1739 02:14:41,115 --> 02:14:45,201 There they were, the love letters of great men, volume one. 1740 02:14:45,369 --> 02:14:49,831 Plus one more written by John James Preston. 1741 02:15:06,015 --> 02:15:08,516 I wanted to call him, but our love... 1742 02:15:08,684 --> 02:15:11,936 ...Carrie and Big, volumes one, two and three... 1743 02:15:12,396 --> 02:15:14,314 ...stopped me. 1744 02:15:19,653 --> 02:15:20,695 Hello? 1745 02:15:20,863 --> 02:15:23,823 I didn't hear my phone. We're shopping for my wedding gown. 1746 02:15:23,991 --> 02:15:26,159 That dress makes your boobies look big. 1747 02:15:26,327 --> 02:15:29,204 -Mama, can you please? This is a work call. -Shut up. 1748 02:15:29,371 --> 02:15:34,167 -No, it's okay, I figured it out. -Well, I was gonna call you anyway. 1749 02:15:34,335 --> 02:15:36,669 Today is the final day on the 5th Avenue apartment. 1750 02:15:36,837 --> 02:15:39,047 You have till 6:00 before they change the locks. 1751 02:15:39,215 --> 02:15:40,965 No, I don't need to go over there. 1752 02:15:41,550 --> 02:15:43,468 Do you not want those never-worn shoes? 1753 02:15:43,636 --> 02:15:46,012 Oh, God, I completely forgot. 1754 02:15:46,180 --> 02:15:49,808 If you don't, you can send them to me and I’ll squeeze my feet into them. 1755 02:15:49,975 --> 02:15:51,851 But it's already 5:00. 1756 02:15:52,019 --> 02:15:55,522 Hello? They are never-been-worn' $400 shoes. 1757 02:15:55,689 --> 02:16:00,568 Actually 525. Yeah, okay. All right, thanks. Bye. 1758 02:16:01,403 --> 02:16:03,446 Taxi! 1759 02:16:12,915 --> 02:16:16,417 The light in our pre-war apartment... 1760 02:16:16,585 --> 02:16:19,879 ...looked completely different post-war. 1761 02:16:40,484 --> 02:16:45,196 I was gonna get these to you. I didn't want it to be a total loss. 1762 02:16:45,489 --> 02:16:49,367 It wasn't logic, it was love. 1763 02:17:10,472 --> 02:17:13,474 Why did we ever decide to get married? 1764 02:17:15,644 --> 02:17:21,149 I guess we were afraid it would mean something if we didn't. 1765 02:17:25,362 --> 02:17:31,826 I’m sorry to have done that to you. 1766 02:17:35,831 --> 02:17:37,916 You know the funny part? 1767 02:17:39,960 --> 02:17:42,170 Is there a funny part? 1768 02:17:42,338 --> 02:17:46,633 We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after. 1769 02:17:47,092 --> 02:17:48,968 Guess the joke's on us. 1770 02:17:58,020 --> 02:18:01,856 -It’s a good closet. -Thanks. 1771 02:18:05,152 --> 02:18:07,528 It’s comfortable. 1772 02:18:07,863 --> 02:18:11,199 Is this what you had in mind when you installed the carpet? 1773 02:18:12,242 --> 02:18:15,244 I'd like to think I was that smooth. 1774 02:18:22,670 --> 02:18:26,506 We better get up before the new owners bust in on us. 1775 02:18:35,557 --> 02:18:39,310 And the way we decided to get married... 1776 02:18:39,478 --> 02:18:41,396 ...it was all business. 1777 02:18:41,563 --> 02:18:43,731 No romance. 1778 02:18:46,235 --> 02:18:51,322 That's not the way you propose to someone. 1779 02:18:52,741 --> 02:18:54,742 This is. 1780 02:18:58,247 --> 02:19:00,331 Carrie Bradshaw... 1781 02:19:01,041 --> 02:19:02,417 ...love of my life... 1782 02:19:05,295 --> 02:19:07,338 ...will you marry me? 1783 02:19:12,219 --> 02:19:14,554 See, this is why there's a diamond. 1784 02:19:14,722 --> 02:19:16,848 You need to do something to close the deal. 1785 02:19:41,415 --> 02:19:42,623 And forsaking all others-- 1786 02:19:42,791 --> 02:19:46,669 And in the end, Carrie Bradshaw married John James Preston... 1787 02:19:46,837 --> 02:19:48,504 -...in a label-less dress. -I do. 1788 02:19:48,964 --> 02:19:51,632 Then by the power vested in me by the state of New York... 1789 02:19:51,800 --> 02:19:56,387 ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. 1790 02:20:06,982 --> 02:20:08,983 Ever thine. Ever mine. 1791 02:20:09,777 --> 02:20:12,445 Ever ours. 1792 02:20:14,865 --> 02:20:17,200 So you're okay that it was just us? 1793 02:20:17,367 --> 02:20:21,954 It was perfect. You and me, like I said. 1794 02:20:22,122 --> 02:20:25,374 Still, it would have been nice if you had the girls here. 1795 02:20:27,044 --> 02:20:29,462 Which is why I called them. 1796 02:20:33,759 --> 02:20:36,469 -Hi, Carrie! -Mazel tov! 1797 02:20:39,681 --> 02:20:42,767 -Ham and eggs. Ham and eggs for you, sir. -Yup, that's me. 1798 02:20:42,935 --> 02:20:45,603 It wasn't a fancy, designer reception either. 1799 02:20:46,146 --> 02:20:48,272 Just food and friends. 1800 02:20:50,484 --> 02:20:52,360 Butter, ma'am? 1801 02:20:54,613 --> 02:20:56,322 How's the marriage going? 1802 02:21:16,510 --> 02:21:21,681 "And as I put the wedding gown away' I couldn't help but wonder: 1803 02:21:21,849 --> 02:21:26,060 'Why is it that we're willing to write our own vows... 1804 02:21:26,228 --> 02:21:29,730 ...but not our own rules?"' 1805 02:21:29,940 --> 02:21:32,441 And that's just a little something I’m working on. 1806 02:21:34,903 --> 02:21:36,654 Thank you. 1807 02:21:38,323 --> 02:21:39,991 Oh, my God. 1808 02:21:42,411 --> 02:21:45,079 Maybe some labels are best left in the closet. 1809 02:21:45,247 --> 02:21:46,747 Maybe when we label people: 1810 02:21:46,915 --> 02:21:51,169 "Bride," "groom," "husband," "wife," "married," "single"... 1811 02:21:51,336 --> 02:21:54,839 ...we forget to look past the label to the person. 1812 02:21:56,049 --> 02:21:59,093 -This is delicious. -Why did we ever stop drinking these? 1813 02:21:59,261 --> 02:22:02,889 -Because everyone else started. -Well, that one's an oldie but goodie. 1814 02:22:03,056 --> 02:22:05,850 And speaking of an oldie but goodie.... 1815 02:22:08,770 --> 02:22:10,897 -Happy birthday. -Happy birthday. 1816 02:22:11,857 --> 02:22:13,900 Wait, wait, wait. A toast. 1817 02:22:14,067 --> 02:22:15,610 To Samantha. 1818 02:22:15,777 --> 02:22:18,529 Fifty and fabulous. 1819 02:22:24,620 --> 02:22:26,454 To us... 1820 02:22:28,207 --> 02:22:29,290 ...and the next 50. 1821 02:22:29,458 --> 02:22:31,792 To the next 50. 1822 02:22:33,879 --> 02:22:38,257 And there, in the same city where they met as girls... 1823 02:22:38,425 --> 02:22:42,762 ...four New York women entered the next phase of their lives... 1824 02:22:42,930 --> 02:22:46,557 ...dressed head to toe in love. 1825 02:22:47,184 --> 02:22:49,393 And that's the one label... 1826 02:22:49,561 --> 02:22:52,772 ...that never goes out of style.