1 00:00:00,355 --> 00:00:02,937 Guys, I am nailing my seating chart. 2 00:00:03,039 --> 00:00:04,605 ["JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS] 3 00:00:04,674 --> 00:00:06,874 Can you not put me near Luke? I can't with the chewing. 4 00:00:06,976 --> 00:00:08,109 You are a spoiled city kid. 5 00:00:08,211 --> 00:00:10,745 I was 11 before I got to sit at the people table. 6 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:13,214 Cam. Cam, I've asked you 10 times. 7 00:00:13,283 --> 00:00:14,582 Why haven't you sent me our itinerary 8 00:00:14,684 --> 00:00:15,983 for your trip to your parents' house? 9 00:00:16,085 --> 00:00:17,151 Been a little busy. 10 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:19,520 Okay, well, you spent three hours making a JibJab 11 00:00:19,622 --> 00:00:21,522 of you, me, and Lily dancing in Santa's Twerkshop. 12 00:00:21,591 --> 00:00:22,657 [CHUCKLING] Look at our butts. 13 00:00:22,759 --> 00:00:24,492 - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] - HALEY: Merry Christmas! 14 00:00:24,594 --> 00:00:25,793 - CLAIRE: Merry Christmas. - Hello. 15 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,128 So, who's going to get me a drink? 16 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:28,239 Mama's done breast-feeding. 17 00:00:28,331 --> 00:00:29,664 These babies are all mine again, 18 00:00:29,766 --> 00:00:31,198 and I'm ready to fill 'em up with wine. 19 00:00:31,301 --> 00:00:33,067 Ooh. Well, not how the human body works, 20 00:00:33,169 --> 00:00:34,602 but I'm very happy for you. 21 00:00:34,704 --> 00:00:37,104 - Ah! I've missed Old Haley! - Ohh! Me too. 22 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:39,940 Oh, hey, can you move Haley away from me and the twins? 23 00:00:40,043 --> 00:00:42,643 My present to her is the night off from Mommy duties, so... 24 00:00:42,745 --> 00:00:44,779 Okay, well, I would've appreciated a little heads-up, 25 00:00:44,881 --> 00:00:46,614 but it's a thoughtful gift, so... 26 00:00:46,716 --> 00:00:48,115 It's also free, which is helpful 27 00:00:48,217 --> 00:00:50,351 because I forgot my ATM pin last summer. 28 00:00:50,453 --> 00:00:53,120 Any chance I ever mentioned my four favorite numbers to you? 29 00:00:53,222 --> 00:00:54,388 - No. - Oh, no. 30 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:56,624 Please move me away from Gloria. It'll be weird. 31 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:58,292 Gloria's been working for my dad. 32 00:00:58,738 --> 00:01:01,162 He totally mentored her, and then the other day, 33 00:01:01,264 --> 00:01:03,798 I caught her interviewing with his competitors. 34 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,199 GLORIA: So, if I come on board, 35 00:01:05,301 --> 00:01:07,702 do I have to change my hairstyle? 36 00:01:07,804 --> 00:01:09,904 [LAUGHTER] 37 00:01:10,006 --> 00:01:11,505 - We'll talk about it. - It's kind of our thing. 38 00:01:11,607 --> 00:01:12,640 [SCOFFS] 39 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:15,976 - [GASPS] - Word to the wise... 40 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:19,080 I'm like the last five Matthew McConaughey movies. 41 00:01:19,182 --> 00:01:20,247 You never saw me. 42 00:01:20,350 --> 00:01:21,782 [SQUEAKS] 43 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:24,452 Fine. 44 00:01:24,554 --> 00:01:26,220 BOTH: Merry Christmas! 45 00:01:26,322 --> 00:01:27,822 - CLAIRE: Hello. - PHIL: Wow! 46 00:01:27,924 --> 00:01:30,524 Now, this is what a Christmas table should look like. 47 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:31,726 - Huh. - No offense, honey. 48 00:01:31,828 --> 00:01:33,961 I also love your whole "who cares" approach. 49 00:01:34,931 --> 00:01:36,915 Um... Cam? 50 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:38,399 - I can't sit next to Dad. - [DOOR CLOSES] 51 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:40,668 I think he's gonna ask me to work for his stupid dog bed company. 52 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:42,069 Ugh. Claire! 53 00:01:42,171 --> 00:01:43,204 What?! 54 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,364 I can't break his heart on Christmas. 55 00:01:45,399 --> 00:01:48,275 You know how the holiday makes him so sweet and vulnerable. 56 00:01:48,378 --> 00:01:49,677 JAY: I hate this damn scarf! 57 00:01:49,779 --> 00:01:51,479 I look like Anjelica Huston! 58 00:01:51,581 --> 00:01:53,381 Cam bought it! You wear it! 59 00:01:53,483 --> 00:01:54,615 Hey! 60 00:01:54,717 --> 00:01:57,330 Love the scarf! I feel like a movie star! 61 00:01:57,365 --> 00:01:59,353 Cam, put me next to Claire, okay? 62 00:01:59,455 --> 00:02:00,921 I want to talk to her about something. 63 00:02:01,023 --> 00:02:02,390 PHIL: There she is! 64 00:02:02,492 --> 00:02:03,791 I can't wait to give you your gift. 65 00:02:03,893 --> 00:02:05,459 Should we open it now? Let's open it now. 66 00:02:05,561 --> 00:02:07,027 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 67 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:08,496 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 68 00:02:08,598 --> 00:02:10,094 Huh? 69 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,308 You get it? 70 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:12,867 2020 vision. 71 00:02:12,969 --> 00:02:14,368 It works two ways. 72 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,170 You are gonna be on so many bus benches. 73 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:18,005 And in a different way than when you had to go somewhere 74 00:02:18,107 --> 00:02:19,706 before you married Jay. 75 00:02:19,758 --> 00:02:22,559 Wow. Dad, that is a lovely gesture. 76 00:02:22,661 --> 00:02:23,827 Thank you, Alex. 77 00:02:23,929 --> 00:02:26,563 You always know what to say and what not to say. 78 00:02:26,665 --> 00:02:28,298 - Phil, you're amazing. - [PHIL CHUCKLES] 79 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:30,400 Which is ironic, I think, 80 00:02:30,502 --> 00:02:33,704 because your son might be a sociopath. 81 00:02:33,806 --> 00:02:35,906 Wait. W-What's all this, then? 82 00:02:36,008 --> 00:02:37,274 Why don't you ask him? 83 00:02:37,376 --> 00:02:38,809 Luke, what happened? 84 00:02:38,911 --> 00:02:41,378 I will tell you what happened. 85 00:02:41,447 --> 00:02:44,448 Instead of helping Manny get Sherry back, 86 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:46,950 he stole her for himself! 87 00:02:48,354 --> 00:02:50,320 It's true. Sherry and I are a thing. 88 00:02:50,422 --> 00:02:52,556 - What?! - Oh, my God. Wow. - Seriously? 89 00:02:52,658 --> 00:02:54,024 Cam, take Manny off. 90 00:02:54,126 --> 00:02:55,325 He's not coming. 91 00:02:55,427 --> 00:02:57,361 Okay, fine. Everybody just sit wherever they want, 92 00:02:57,463 --> 00:03:00,230 like a bunch of hobos around a barrel fire. 93 00:03:09,341 --> 00:03:11,642 ♪ 94 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:15,248 Luke, how could you do this? 95 00:03:15,308 --> 00:03:16,474 And to Manny, of all people? 96 00:03:16,576 --> 00:03:19,877 I feel bad, but this thing with Sherry is... 97 00:03:19,979 --> 00:03:21,245 special. 98 00:03:21,347 --> 00:03:23,247 This isn't my usual hit it and quit it. 99 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:24,649 - That's rough on the ears. - Charming. 100 00:03:24,751 --> 00:03:26,484 Plus, Sherry doesn't want to be with Manny, 101 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:28,853 and we really connect. 102 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:30,454 Well, I... [SIGHS] 103 00:03:30,556 --> 00:03:32,890 I guess if you really care about her that much... 104 00:03:32,992 --> 00:03:35,626 I do. She's smart and cool, 105 00:03:35,728 --> 00:03:36,761 and, man, does she make me laugh. 106 00:03:36,863 --> 00:03:37,895 I get it. 107 00:03:37,897 --> 00:03:39,563 Nothing sexier than a funny woman. 108 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:40,364 [CHUCKLES] 109 00:03:40,466 --> 00:03:42,166 Or an organized one. 110 00:03:42,268 --> 00:03:44,402 So, what's up with you and Cam? 111 00:03:44,504 --> 00:03:45,670 I'm sensing tension. 112 00:03:45,772 --> 00:03:47,104 I didn't sense any tension. 113 00:03:47,206 --> 00:03:48,606 I was just looking for some drama 114 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,141 and figured it was a safe bet. 115 00:03:50,243 --> 00:03:51,676 - There is tension! - Mm! 116 00:03:51,778 --> 00:03:53,778 Okay, so, first of all, 117 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,147 he's being extra crazy about this dinner. 118 00:03:56,249 --> 00:03:57,748 - Uh-huh. - But now get this... 119 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:59,216 Every Christmas, I complain about 120 00:03:59,319 --> 00:04:01,752 having to go home with him to... to see his family, 121 00:04:01,854 --> 00:04:03,888 and this year, he said I don't have to go. 122 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,656 And he was totally cool about it. 123 00:04:05,758 --> 00:04:07,725 Oh, no. Super fishy. 124 00:04:07,827 --> 00:04:09,994 So, you didn't find any clues when you went through his luggage? 125 00:04:10,096 --> 00:04:11,696 I... didn't go through his luggage. 126 00:04:11,798 --> 00:04:13,531 It's like you want your marriage to fall apart. 127 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:15,633 Come on. Ugh. 128 00:04:16,936 --> 00:04:18,936 What are we gonna do about Luke and Manny? 129 00:04:19,038 --> 00:04:20,871 Nothing. The last thing I want 130 00:04:20,973 --> 00:04:22,406 is to get into a whole thing with Gloria. 131 00:04:22,508 --> 00:04:23,541 Hey, hon, got a minute? 132 00:04:23,543 --> 00:04:24,809 Ugh. Second to last. 133 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:26,811 Sorry, Dad! I gotta get into a whole thing with Gloria. 134 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:28,412 Or nobody gets into anything with anybody 135 00:04:28,514 --> 00:04:30,114 and we have a storybook Christmas. 136 00:04:30,216 --> 00:04:31,449 - How about a mini cheeseball? - Mnh-mnh. 137 00:04:31,551 --> 00:04:33,684 Is Luke going to break up with Sherry? 138 00:04:33,786 --> 00:04:36,554 Gloria, I am sorry that Manny is so upset, 139 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:38,389 but Luke's feelings are sincere. 140 00:04:38,491 --> 00:04:40,291 He's already beating himself up. 141 00:04:40,393 --> 00:04:42,360 Please, don't be mad at him. 142 00:04:42,462 --> 00:04:44,261 You're right. I shouldn't be mad at Luke. 143 00:04:44,364 --> 00:04:45,796 He didn't raise himself. 144 00:04:45,898 --> 00:04:47,231 Uh... 145 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:48,399 one more time? 146 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:51,035 Based on the stories from your past, 147 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:55,106 you've rarely denied yourself the pleasures of the flesh. 148 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,240 - Okay! Time... - Wow! 149 00:04:56,342 --> 00:04:58,008 - Time out! Time out! - MITCHELL: Cam? Cam! 150 00:04:58,111 --> 00:05:00,544 Why do you have a first-class ticket to Missouri? 151 00:05:00,646 --> 00:05:03,180 Okay, not now. And why are you digging through my suitcase? 152 00:05:03,282 --> 00:05:04,315 - Uh... - CLAIRE: Hey, Dad? 153 00:05:04,317 --> 00:05:05,483 Are you just gonna stand there 154 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:07,184 while your wife calls me a tramp? 155 00:05:07,286 --> 00:05:09,487 I feel this is a risky time to weigh in. 156 00:05:09,589 --> 00:05:10,688 Agreed. No more fighting. 157 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:13,090 Let's just all enjoy a cheeseball! 158 00:05:13,192 --> 00:05:15,259 - Mnh. - It's my grandma's 100-year-old recipe, 159 00:05:15,361 --> 00:05:17,528 except I use cayenne pepper instead of cocaine. 160 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:18,696 PHIL: I'm sorry, Gloria. 161 00:05:18,798 --> 00:05:20,498 No one calls my wife loose. 162 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,267 In her day, did she enjoy the company of a few men? Sure. 163 00:05:23,369 --> 00:05:24,435 Is it hard to leave the house 164 00:05:24,537 --> 00:05:26,203 without running into one of her ex-lovers? 165 00:05:26,305 --> 00:05:27,438 Depends on what city we're in. 166 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:28,606 Do you have an end to this? 167 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,474 Her body, her choices, 168 00:05:30,543 --> 00:05:32,510 all over this beautiful planet! 169 00:05:32,612 --> 00:05:34,512 - Can we get back to the first-class ticket thing? - Yeah. Yeah. 170 00:05:34,580 --> 00:05:35,880 What are we hiding? 171 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:37,214 Okay, I'm not sure what you have to do with this, 172 00:05:37,316 --> 00:05:39,016 but my parents bought me that ticket. 173 00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:41,152 Your parents? The people whose idea of fancy 174 00:05:41,254 --> 00:05:43,354 is dropping a Certs into a jar of schnapps? 175 00:05:43,456 --> 00:05:45,523 I'll have you know that Grandma's Mint Rockets 176 00:05:45,591 --> 00:05:47,925 are the cocktail of choice at the governor's mansion. 177 00:05:48,027 --> 00:05:49,427 You coddle Manny. 178 00:05:49,529 --> 00:05:51,228 He should already be over Sherry. 179 00:05:51,330 --> 00:05:53,497 But I guess that's what happens when you let a kid 180 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:55,499 sleep in your bed till he's... 15. 181 00:05:55,601 --> 00:05:56,667 13. 182 00:05:56,669 --> 00:05:58,169 Why are we talking about Manny, anyway, 183 00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,904 when this is clearly Phil's fault? 184 00:06:00,006 --> 00:06:00,905 - What? - What?! 185 00:06:00,907 --> 00:06:01,972 Well, I mean, you obviously 186 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:03,874 didn't teach Luke about the gentlemen's code. 187 00:06:03,976 --> 00:06:05,009 I did so! 188 00:06:05,111 --> 00:06:06,510 Never leave a high-five hanging, 189 00:06:06,612 --> 00:06:08,979 no hug is too tight if you slap the guy's back... 190 00:06:09,081 --> 00:06:10,948 It's never steal a broad from a friend, 191 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:12,283 never let him grow a mustache 192 00:06:12,385 --> 00:06:13,884 unless they're a first responder. 193 00:06:13,986 --> 00:06:17,021 Okay. That is some high horse you're on there, Dad. 194 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:19,490 Accusing Phil of dropping the parenting ball? 195 00:06:19,592 --> 00:06:20,691 Here we go. 196 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:22,493 Name two of my friends growing up. 197 00:06:22,595 --> 00:06:24,061 The mean one and the heavy one. 198 00:06:24,163 --> 00:06:25,262 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 199 00:06:25,264 --> 00:06:28,198 - Hey, just a heads-up... Manny's here. - GLORIA: What? 200 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:30,301 That shows how brave he is. 201 00:06:30,403 --> 00:06:32,402 Eh, but let's talk about something else. 202 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:36,256 The last thing he wants is to make all this a big deal. 203 00:06:36,358 --> 00:06:38,592 [DOOR OPENS] 204 00:06:38,694 --> 00:06:40,094 Hello, all. 205 00:06:41,731 --> 00:06:43,330 Forgive my somber drapings, 206 00:06:43,432 --> 00:06:45,666 but like Masha in Chekhov's "The Seagull," 207 00:06:45,768 --> 00:06:47,534 I am in mourning for my life. 208 00:06:48,604 --> 00:06:50,537 And don't worry. I don't want any trouble. 209 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:53,073 Today is not about me. It's about family. 210 00:06:53,175 --> 00:06:54,641 Our family. 211 00:06:54,744 --> 00:06:56,376 And the deep, profound love we share. 212 00:06:56,479 --> 00:06:57,978 Man, that's cheesy. 213 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,747 Maybe, but it's how I feel. 214 00:06:59,849 --> 00:07:03,484 Thank you, Manny, for reminding us all what's important 215 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:06,620 and how this should be the most memorable Christmas. 216 00:07:06,722 --> 00:07:09,456 Manny, would you care for a champagne cocktail? 217 00:07:09,558 --> 00:07:11,592 Please. I do love champagne. 218 00:07:11,694 --> 00:07:13,460 And maybe when I turn my back, 219 00:07:13,562 --> 00:07:15,662 Luke can put his tongue all over it. 220 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:18,065 [SOBBING] 221 00:07:20,202 --> 00:07:21,935 Everything hurts! [WHIMPERS] 222 00:07:23,226 --> 00:07:24,676 Luke, I think you should go. 223 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:26,689 No. He is not going anywhere. 224 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:30,659 Every family has a bad seed that needs to be cast out 225 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:32,878 so that they can find their way back. 226 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,414 I thought that ours was going to be Haley, 227 00:07:35,516 --> 00:07:37,449 but an accidental pregnancy 228 00:07:37,518 --> 00:07:40,085 saved her from a life of degradation. 229 00:07:40,187 --> 00:07:41,353 Aww! [CHUCKLES] 230 00:07:41,455 --> 00:07:43,022 - W... - Nobody has to leave. 231 00:07:43,124 --> 00:07:45,057 I can spend one evening with the people I love 232 00:07:45,159 --> 00:07:46,358 and a shifty lecher 233 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:48,260 who sleeps in a shower cap filled with mayonnaise. 234 00:07:48,362 --> 00:07:49,395 It gives me my sheen. 235 00:07:49,497 --> 00:07:51,296 And I told you that in confidence, you hump! 236 00:07:51,399 --> 00:07:52,898 Okay! Knock it off! 237 00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:54,833 It is time for some farm justice. 238 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:56,969 Back home, when we have two alpha bulls, 239 00:07:57,071 --> 00:08:00,172 we lock 'em in a pen and let them fight it out. 240 00:08:00,224 --> 00:08:02,724 This is between Manny and Luke. 241 00:08:02,826 --> 00:08:04,926 Come on! Let's go. Hyah! Hyah! 242 00:08:04,995 --> 00:08:07,262 Oh, and help yourself to a gingerbread person. 243 00:08:07,364 --> 00:08:09,231 They're both gluten and gender free. 244 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:10,732 Ohh! 245 00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:13,435 - Oh. - Isn't they a cutie? 246 00:08:13,537 --> 00:08:16,738 Do not come out of this room until this is settled. 247 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,608 I will tell you what I tell the bulls, gentlemen... 248 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:20,876 I love you both, 249 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,845 but don't make me regret letting you keep your testicles. 250 00:08:25,849 --> 00:08:26,848 [SIGHS] 251 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:27,916 Okay. Punch me. 252 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:29,484 I know it sounds crazy, but I think... 253 00:08:29,586 --> 00:08:30,585 [GRUNTS] 254 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:32,220 - [GROANS] - Whoa! Amazing! 255 00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:34,055 [EXHALES SHARPLY] I can't believe you did that! 256 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:36,558 Me neither. And it didn't make me feel better, by the way. 257 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,527 Maybe kick him or jab him in the eye. 258 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:39,628 Manny, I'm sorry. 259 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:40,829 I wish it were someone else, 260 00:08:40,931 --> 00:08:42,831 but I really do care about Sherry. 261 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,533 I go to sleep thinking about her. 262 00:08:44,635 --> 00:08:46,368 I wake up thinking about her. 263 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:48,036 When I see her, it's like... 264 00:08:48,138 --> 00:08:49,771 my heart is smiling. 265 00:08:49,873 --> 00:08:52,607 Wow. I didn't think this house could get any gayer. 266 00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:55,610 Well, I care about her, too, and I want her to be happy. 267 00:08:55,712 --> 00:08:57,011 So... 268 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,680 make sure she knows how you feel. 269 00:08:58,782 --> 00:09:00,949 She's the kind of girl who needs to hear that. 270 00:09:01,376 --> 00:09:03,985 I don't know. I'm not good at that stuff. 271 00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:06,037 I'm better off just playing it cool. 272 00:09:06,106 --> 00:09:07,205 [SIGHS] 273 00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:08,940 Can't believe I'm saying this... 274 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,041 but I can help. 275 00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:11,576 I'll talk, you type. 276 00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:12,744 [SCOFFS] 277 00:09:12,746 --> 00:09:14,679 Are you being nice to make me feel worser? 278 00:09:14,781 --> 00:09:17,048 Okay, I'll talk and type. 279 00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:19,283 Honey, there you are! 280 00:09:19,386 --> 00:09:20,785 I've been wanting to talk to you about something... 281 00:09:20,887 --> 00:09:23,621 About the greatest golf shot you ever made? 282 00:09:23,723 --> 00:09:25,223 - What was that? - Oh, man. 283 00:09:25,325 --> 00:09:27,191 - 10th hole at Riviera. - Mm-hmm? 284 00:09:27,293 --> 00:09:28,726 - I had a decision to make. - Yeah? 285 00:09:28,795 --> 00:09:31,129 I could go left and stay out of trouble or... 286 00:09:31,231 --> 00:09:32,563 Can't do it. Is Phil calling me? 287 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:34,899 Listen, before you run, I have a professional opportunity 288 00:09:34,968 --> 00:09:36,267 - I'd like you to think... - I-I'd love to hear it. 289 00:09:36,369 --> 00:09:38,136 J... I'm just a little stuffy. Let me get some air. 290 00:09:38,238 --> 00:09:40,238 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Are you aware that there are 291 00:09:40,306 --> 00:09:43,340 15 times more dogs in the world than Italians? 292 00:09:43,409 --> 00:09:44,575 Feels offensive. Not sure why. 293 00:09:44,677 --> 00:09:45,709 - Should we be mingling? - Listen. 294 00:09:45,778 --> 00:09:47,578 - I'm not gonna do a big spiel. - Mm-hmm. 295 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,314 Suffice to say that science has shown us 296 00:09:50,416 --> 00:09:53,984 that having a well-rested dog improves our earning potential 297 00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:55,586 more than attending college. 298 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:58,222 Dad? Can we play with my trucks now? 299 00:09:58,324 --> 00:09:59,890 Give me a couple of minutes, buddy, okay? 300 00:09:59,959 --> 00:10:03,461 'Cause I'm talking to the new VP of Dog Beds by Stella. 301 00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:06,430 Claire? 302 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:09,533 Claire? 303 00:10:10,503 --> 00:10:11,735 Do you really think that Cam's parents 304 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:13,170 bought him a first-class ticket? 305 00:10:13,272 --> 00:10:14,305 Aren't they poor? 306 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:15,773 Don't they, like, eat plants and animals 307 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:16,974 they find in their yard? 308 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:18,943 They're farmers, yes. 309 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,044 We gotta dig deeper. 310 00:10:20,046 --> 00:10:21,712 Get Cam's phone. Check his texts. 311 00:10:21,814 --> 00:10:23,414 That's an invasion of his privacy. 312 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,082 Plus, I don't even know his passcode. 313 00:10:25,151 --> 00:10:26,517 Well, I just need his face. 314 00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:28,552 I break into Dylan's phone all the time while he's sleeping. 315 00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:29,720 Not that I need to. 316 00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:31,722 All he does is Google water parks. 317 00:10:32,124 --> 00:10:34,324 Ooh! Uncle Cam! 318 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,493 I forgot my phone in my car, 319 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,762 and I want to take a Boomerang of me and my favorite uncle 320 00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,197 - at his gorgeous Christmas dinner. - [CHUCKLES] 321 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,999 - Can I use yours? - Well, that's very flattering, 322 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:44,167 - but I'm a little busy with... - A-5, 6, 7, 8. 323 00:10:44,236 --> 00:10:46,770 - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - [IMITATING TECHNO MUSIC] 324 00:10:46,872 --> 00:10:49,573 Aha! It's gonna be huge. I'm gonna text it to myself. 325 00:10:49,575 --> 00:10:50,640 Okay, well, thank you. 326 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:51,875 We're in. Bring the wine. 327 00:10:51,977 --> 00:10:53,910 Ooh, do Lily next. I'm worried she's vaping. 328 00:10:54,013 --> 00:10:56,079 Dad? What are you doing over here by yourself? 329 00:10:56,181 --> 00:10:57,247 Are you okay? 330 00:10:57,349 --> 00:10:59,683 Oh, I'm... I'm worried this Luke and Manny thing 331 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,485 will affect me and Gloria at work. 332 00:11:01,587 --> 00:11:03,520 We've been having such a great time. 333 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,722 I call us "Chica and the Man." 334 00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:10,927 Dad, I have to tell you something. 335 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:12,762 - Tell him what? - How?! 336 00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:15,098 Hey, everybody, look who's friends again. 337 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,206 That's right. 338 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,468 Luke's gonna date Sherry, Manny's okay. 339 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:20,904 Problem solved, farm-style! 340 00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:22,072 Moooo... 341 00:11:22,174 --> 00:11:23,273 Sorry about that. 342 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,741 Back home, when someone would yell "farm-style," 343 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,842 we'd all moo together. 344 00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:26,943 It's a sign of good breeding. 345 00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:29,946 Anyway, come. Sit, sit. Let's go. Sit down. 346 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,615 How do you call yourself Colombian 347 00:11:32,718 --> 00:11:36,119 after letting that skunk off the hook so easily? 348 00:11:36,221 --> 00:11:38,822 Tell me, at least, that you have one of his toes in your pocket. 349 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:41,491 Come on, now, Gloria. This is good news. 350 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:43,760 Disloyalty being rewarded? 351 00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,829 Disloyalty? Really? 352 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:48,832 Dad, I caught Gloria interviewing for a job with another Realtor. 353 00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:50,166 What?! 354 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:53,770 - Chica! How could you? - JAY: There she is. 355 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,806 The woman that threw herself out the window to avoid me. 356 00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:59,108 No, Dad. Don't be silly. I-I fell. 357 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,293 No, no, no, honey. I get it. 358 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:03,029 You don't want to come and work for me, and I think I know why. 359 00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:04,597 Dad, I'm sorry. 360 00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,165 No, you don't want to let me down again, 361 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:09,802 like with that whole... Ezravision fiasco. 362 00:12:09,904 --> 00:12:11,537 - What? - [LAUGHS] 363 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,640 Oh, insensitive old white men. 364 00:12:13,742 --> 00:12:15,375 What would Christmas be without one? 365 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:18,578 We seem to have insensitive people of all ethnicities! 366 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,680 Was that a shot at me? I've been good. 367 00:12:20,749 --> 00:12:23,016 You can't believe the stuff I haven't said today. 368 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,684 Cam, what's up with your trip home? 369 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,385 Your parents aren't even there. 370 00:12:26,387 --> 00:12:28,521 "Merry Christmas. Not Happy Holidays. 371 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,755 - From Galveston." - Okay, 372 00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:31,891 how are you snooping through my phone?! 373 00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:33,025 [GASPS] You! 374 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,360 That was a false Boomerang? 375 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,495 Well... You know what? Forget it. Forgiven. 376 00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:39,265 I just want today to be a special Christmas. 377 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,800 Now, please, everyone sit down. 378 00:12:40,902 --> 00:12:43,669 We'll grab hands, say grace, have a lovely meal. 379 00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:47,106 Okay. Grab the person to your left and right. 380 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:48,474 Dear Lord... 381 00:12:48,576 --> 00:12:50,743 I knew you were still pissed about that Ezravision thing. 382 00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:52,144 - Claire, we are praying. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:53,779 Thank you for this food... 384 00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:56,682 You signed off on that whole deal, buddy! 385 00:12:56,784 --> 00:12:59,352 And I am not afraid of disappointing you. 386 00:12:59,454 --> 00:13:02,521 ...and for our family as we rise above petty grievances... 387 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:04,890 It's because novelty dog beds are stupid. 388 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,393 Dogs don't care if they're sleeping in a pineapple! 389 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,829 The Piña Colassie got four woofs on Whelp! 390 00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:11,163 That just makes you sound like some... 391 00:13:11,265 --> 00:13:12,698 Please, Lord, help us not use terms 392 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,301 like "imbecile" or "senile old man." 393 00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,803 This is the thanks I get for getting you back into the workplace? 394 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:19,004 Nice line, Jay. 395 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,573 I could say the same thing to your wife. 396 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,075 I can't believe that you ratted me out. 397 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,176 I'm not afraid of you! 398 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,244 With... everyone else around. 399 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,646 Okay. That's enough. 400 00:13:26,748 --> 00:13:28,648 I can't believe you all couldn't hold it together 401 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,350 for one meal and not argue! 402 00:13:31,452 --> 00:13:33,753 Cam, this is what we always do on the holidays. 403 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,021 What's the big deal? 404 00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,222 The big deal is that... 405 00:13:36,324 --> 00:13:38,057 this could be our last Christmas together. 406 00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:39,592 - What? - Last Christmas? 407 00:13:39,684 --> 00:13:40,693 - Stop being so dramatic. - What do you mean? 408 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,328 Oh, my God. You're dying? 409 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,497 [VOICE BREAKING] No, I'm not dying. It's something else. 410 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,832 [BABY COOS] 411 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,937 Is he pausing to be dramatic? 412 00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:53,706 What do you think? 413 00:13:57,376 --> 00:13:59,409 [BABY BABBLES] 414 00:14:00,334 --> 00:14:02,178 - Will you j... - It all started last fall. 415 00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:04,648 A scout came to one of my games and liked what he saw, 416 00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:06,984 and now I'm one of two finalists 417 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,318 for the head coaching position 418 00:14:08,387 --> 00:14:10,921 at the University of North Central Missouri. 419 00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:12,923 - What? - What do you mean? 420 00:14:12,992 --> 00:14:14,191 Hey, that's a big deal. 421 00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:16,059 Yeah, they're flying me out to, uh, 422 00:14:16,161 --> 00:14:19,129 meet the athletic director, and if all goes well... 423 00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:20,597 I could start this spring. 424 00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:22,799 W-Why didn't you just tell me? 425 00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:24,134 'Cause I-I didn't want to stress you out 426 00:14:24,236 --> 00:14:25,635 until it was... it was real. 427 00:14:26,297 --> 00:14:27,962 PHIL: So... wait. 428 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,339 W-Would you guys really move? 429 00:14:29,441 --> 00:14:30,607 Mitchell's not moving to Missouri. 430 00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:33,110 What would he do for work? Prosecute Otis, the town drunk? 431 00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:34,344 Excuse me. It's not Mayberry. 432 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:36,546 And I'll have you know, our town ne'er-do-well 433 00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:39,983 is a female who's addicted to prescription nasal spray, so... 434 00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:42,753 Okay, and... and... and just for the record, I... 435 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,730 I would go. 436 00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:47,240 I mean, it's only fair. Cam's been here forever. 437 00:14:47,945 --> 00:14:49,342 - I don't like this. - [EXHALES SHARPLY] 438 00:14:49,444 --> 00:14:50,510 I know, you guys. 439 00:14:50,612 --> 00:14:52,645 But this is an incredible opportunity for him. 440 00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:54,013 How could I say no? 441 00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:55,281 [VOICE BREAKING] You guys can't go! 442 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,417 I don't want my babies growing up without you. 443 00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:59,586 They're never gonna believe my stories! 444 00:14:59,654 --> 00:15:02,055 See, this is why I kept it a secret. 445 00:15:02,157 --> 00:15:04,090 Here I was, worried about you all ruining Christmas, 446 00:15:04,159 --> 00:15:06,192 and... now I've done it. 447 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:08,128 I'm sorry, everyone. 448 00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:09,696 You have no reason to be sorry. 449 00:15:09,798 --> 00:15:11,331 Yes, I do. I break up families. 450 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,439 I'm Liz Taylor. 451 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,867 Why is it never a man? 452 00:15:13,969 --> 00:15:15,335 For what it's worth, Uncle Cam, 453 00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:16,870 my company has an office in New York, 454 00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:18,538 and I said I'd be open to transferring, 455 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,607 so I could easily break up the family. 456 00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:22,809 You... You never mentioned this to us. 457 00:15:22,861 --> 00:15:24,794 Yeah, and I told NERP that I would be 458 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,596 open to working at the Paris office. 459 00:15:26,698 --> 00:15:28,564 I mean, Dylan and I have always wanted to live there. 460 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:29,899 - [SIGHS] - PHIL: Wait. 461 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,701 Y-You'd take the babies to France? 462 00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:33,770 We... We... We've talked about it. 463 00:15:33,872 --> 00:15:36,172 Sorry. I get nervous when you're all looking at me. 464 00:15:37,575 --> 00:15:39,075 A-And I applied 465 00:15:39,144 --> 00:15:41,277 to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London. 466 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,578 I could end up there. 467 00:15:42,647 --> 00:15:44,213 Yeah, that's a real possibility. 468 00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:45,448 Listen, if everyone's taking off, 469 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:47,250 maybe we buy that house in Palm Springs, 470 00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:48,518 spend a little more time there. 471 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,586 And that means next Christmas would be 472 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:53,456 me and Phil and some sad little ham? 473 00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:56,025 Oh, wouldn't Joe go with Grandpa and Gloria? 474 00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:57,126 [CHUCKLES] 475 00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,662 Sorry, sweetie. I'm just drunk and upset. 476 00:16:00,214 --> 00:16:01,914 This got sad. 477 00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:04,250 - Right. Well, no... no one's leaving now. - Yeah. 478 00:16:04,352 --> 00:16:06,452 You know, so let's just enjoy each other while we still can. 479 00:16:06,554 --> 00:16:08,521 - Right? - Yes. Help me with the salads, Mitch. 480 00:16:08,613 --> 00:16:09,622 - Yes. Okay. - Yes. 481 00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:10,656 We'll be right back. 482 00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:12,691 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 483 00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:17,329 Hey. 484 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,598 Phil... 485 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,067 I took that interview because I love you, 486 00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:24,737 and I don't want to screw up our relationship. 487 00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:27,806 [WHISPERING] I don't want to end up like Claire and Jay. 488 00:16:27,909 --> 00:16:30,276 Please. You and I have been doing great. 489 00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,577 Because I hold back. 490 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,279 I have strong opinions 491 00:16:33,381 --> 00:16:36,081 that I don't tell you because I want to get along. 492 00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:37,383 Like what? 493 00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:39,051 You can tell me anything. 494 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,953 Like that bus bench sign. 495 00:16:41,055 --> 00:16:42,688 I think it's goofy. 496 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:47,626 If we have 20/20 vision, why are we wearing glasses? 497 00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:48,928 I get it. 498 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:50,162 I just wanted to bring a little joy to our country 499 00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:51,497 in this tumultuous time, but you're not from here, 500 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:53,098 so maybe it doesn't matter as much to you. 501 00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:54,299 You see? 502 00:16:54,301 --> 00:16:55,868 Yes. 503 00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:57,636 Yes. I'm sensitive. 504 00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:00,506 But I-I need this. 505 00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:03,876 New ideas, someone... someone to push up against me. 506 00:17:03,978 --> 00:17:05,477 And honestly, I can't think of anyone 507 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,180 I'd rather have pushing up against me than you. 508 00:17:08,282 --> 00:17:09,848 Ay, Phil, it's been years. 509 00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:12,551 I can't pretend I don't hear those anymore. 510 00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:14,053 Hear what? 511 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:16,889 [SIGHING] Yeah. You're right. 512 00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:20,726 I did sign off on that whole... Ezravision thing. 513 00:17:20,828 --> 00:17:21,994 - Mm-hmm. - It's not your fault. 514 00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:23,896 [SIGHS] Well, I, uh... 515 00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:28,567 I might be a little defensive because I feel responsible. 516 00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:31,103 And dog beds aren't... they're not stupid. 517 00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:33,539 People are happy when their dogs are happy, right? 518 00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:35,574 Well, I'm definitely saving lives, 519 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:38,844 but, I mean, they're not... exactly flying off the shelf. 520 00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:41,013 You were trying to bring me aboard a sinking ship? 521 00:17:41,115 --> 00:17:43,249 Well, I was bringing you aboard to... to save it, 522 00:17:43,351 --> 00:17:46,352 or even if you couldn't, I-I... 523 00:17:46,454 --> 00:17:48,554 I just miss working together. 524 00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:51,757 I feel it gave me a second chance with you. 525 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,027 It did. It did, Dad. 526 00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:56,996 And we're good now. 527 00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:59,365 So, it's time for me to go and prove myself on my own. 528 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:00,499 [JOE GIGGLES] 529 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,700 Look at this. 530 00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:04,179 10 seconds ago, that was you. 531 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,003 [CHUCKLES] 532 00:18:05,072 --> 00:18:07,406 I gotta make sure he and I don't need a second chance. 533 00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:08,640 Yeah. Well, watch out. 534 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,342 Pretty soon, he's gonna be working for you. 535 00:18:10,444 --> 00:18:11,977 You know, I don't know if he has the head for it. 536 00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:14,646 He pitched a dog bed the other day in the shape of a cat. 537 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,949 I mean, who wants to sleep in your enemy? 538 00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:19,017 It would be like me napping in Jon Voight. 539 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,118 [SCOFFS] 540 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,120 - I told you that story... - Yeah. Yeah. 541 00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:24,790 Look at that. You got what you wanted for Christmas. 542 00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:26,892 Yes, and can I just say, everyone is exactly 543 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:28,660 where I put them in the first place? 544 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:29,761 [CHUCKLES] 545 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:33,031 ♪ 546 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:36,935 CAMERON: What is it about the holidays that makes us so emotional? 547 00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,270 [CHEERING] 548 00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:40,405 Is it watching our kids grow up? 549 00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:41,907 Who's gonna get it? 550 00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:44,943 [CHEERING] 551 00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:47,579 Is it how we put our disagreements aside? 552 00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:51,149 What if instead, I am Cher, you are Sonny, 553 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:53,919 and it says "We've got you, babe"? 554 00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:57,222 Gloria, I-I don't know how to say this, but that is 555 00:18:57,324 --> 00:19:01,093 the freshest damn idea I have ever heard! 556 00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:02,628 I love it! 557 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:05,831 Is it just being with people you can't imagine life without? 558 00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:07,199 Oh, look, sweetie. 559 00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:10,002 It says that this Missouri town has a lively art scene. 560 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:12,170 It says "ark scene." 561 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:15,107 They're preparing for the Lord's next flood? 562 00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,241 Oh. 563 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,342 Fun. 564 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,477 Or is it... 565 00:19:18,579 --> 00:19:20,879 Enough! Can we just take this picture already? 566 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:23,415 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - Excuse me for wanting to cherish you all 567 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,750 as long as I can. 568 00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:26,752 You don't even have the job yet. 569 00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:29,454 Alright, the timer's set, everyone. We have 15 seconds! 570 00:19:29,556 --> 00:19:30,756 Let's go, everybody. Hurry up. 571 00:19:30,848 --> 00:19:31,857 LUKE: Oh, my God. 572 00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:33,325 Sherry broke up with me. 573 00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:34,326 - [GASPS] - PHIL: Oh. 574 00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:36,795 After I texted her all those nice things you told me to say to her. 575 00:19:36,897 --> 00:19:38,296 Oh, yeah, that's right! 576 00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:40,532 She hates it when guys move too fast. 577 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,434 Oh, well. Better to have loved and lost. 578 00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:44,770 There's my Colombian boy! 579 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:45,904 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 580 00:19:45,906 --> 00:19:47,539 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 581 00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:50,370 Hey! I'm back! 582 00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:51,905 MITCHELL: Hi! 583 00:19:52,008 --> 00:19:53,807 So, have you heard anything about the job yet? 584 00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:54,942 No. No, not yet. 585 00:19:55,044 --> 00:19:56,944 And I may not for a couple months, but... 586 00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,879 it's out of my control, and I'm just... 587 00:19:58,981 --> 00:20:00,446 I'm letting go. 588 00:20:00,447 --> 00:20:01,447 - _ - This is killing me! 589 00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:03,366 Our whole future hangs in the balance, 590 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,867 and, these people... they don't care. 591 00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:06,165 They don't care! 592 00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:07,566 - _ - I'm better now. 593 00:20:07,669 --> 00:20:09,168 Whatever happens, happens. 594 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,269 - _ - G-Give me my damn phone. 595 00:20:10,271 --> 00:20:11,671 I'm gonna call the sadists, 596 00:20:11,773 --> 00:20:13,739 and I'm gonna ask them why they hate me! 597 00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,475 - _ - You know what? Screw them. 598 00:20:15,577 --> 00:20:17,510 I love what we have. 599 00:20:17,602 --> 00:20:18,611 Mwah! 600 00:20:18,613 --> 00:20:19,679 Mwah! 601 00:20:19,681 --> 00:20:21,914 [SIGHS] I'm so blessed. 602 00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:24,217 - _ - [VOICE BREAKING] It's like, no matter what I do, 603 00:20:24,319 --> 00:20:26,419 I'm always gonna have a B-plus life. 604 00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:27,987 Never an A. 605 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:30,256 - And... happy New Year to you, too. - [PEOPLE CHEERING ON TV] 606 00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:32,658 - [HORN BLOWS, NOISEMAKER RATTLES] - [SOBBING] 607 00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:38,140 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com