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Yes, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, well, that's all, yeah.

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That'll do you a lot to all of them,
won't it, Mandy?

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It's a pretty flower.

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Could

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you

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sound like... I'll wave you a piece, Mr
Blake. I'm going home.

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Certainly, love.

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Oh, they're nice.

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Hydrangeas, aren't they?

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No,

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they're begonias, love.

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They're hydrangeas over there, you see.

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They're begonias, they're panties, and
they're gauze.

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Gauze?

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They was irises just now.

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Oh, well, they're stopped now.

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Oh, God, he's stuck again, has he? Who?
The demon flower plucker.

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I'm sorry, miss, but I've stood just as
much as I can take from that demon.

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Snapping my flowers off at the stalks
just as they're bursting from the buds.

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After I've nurtured them and all. Oh,
sounds ever so painful.

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Eh?

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Yes, it'll be painful for him next time,
though, I'll tell you.

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Here you are, love. Thank you.

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Right then.

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You can pass for it, I'll tell you.

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Right.

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It's set me from my track.

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Here.

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Now. Now then.

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Now then.

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We'll find out just who you are, you
faceless, thieving flower snatcher, you.

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Right. Yeah.

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And I think I do know who you are and
all.

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So there you are, Jack. Come on, let's
push off. Yeah, well, I've just been

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putting my gear away.

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Well, bird time now, mate.

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Yeah, there's some lovely birds working
here and all, isn't there? Hello. Look

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at that one.

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Oh, blimey, she's not a bird, she's a
vulture.

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Not Ollie.

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Here, lay off that, mate. I'm working on
that.

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Well, work on it, then. Yeah, well, I'm
trying, aren't I? Here, Sandra, darling.

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I've got you a few flowers. Again?

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Oh, viruses.

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How lovely.

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You'll ruin your garden, you lovely boy.

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Do you fancy a nice bunch of croissants?

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Oh, yeah. Well, you know I like
croissants. Right, you go and put your

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away, and I'll see you in a minute,
then. You are sweet, Jack.

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Yeah. Here, I thought you said you'd
give me the last of the croissants

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yesterday. Oh, yeah, well, I've just
spotted a few more growing today.

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Well, they don't grow as fast as that,
Jack.

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They do in my garden.

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See you in a minute.

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plucker. We'll seal you up.

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I'll do it with you. I'll do it.

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That's just what I'm going to do and
all, Harper. You know what they do out

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when they catch a thief?

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They chop his hands off.

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Harper, sir, I'll call him TV Mike and
say to them, he's my pretty little

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sir.

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Back to work.

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Sir, I've caught him red -handed. I
don't know why he wants to steal those

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feeble -looking specimens anyway. I do
hope you've got a better display than

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that for the competition next Friday.

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Competition? The depot flower and
vegetable competition.

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Oh, yes, sir. Right.

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Now then, I shall be the judge.

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And all entries will be judged in situ.

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Snapped off with the bait?

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Where they are going.

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And there will be no cheating.

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How many have entered for the
competition?

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Well, none, sir. None?

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Well, I do think it's a pretty silly
idea, don't you, sir? Blake, it was my

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wife's idea.

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Oh. Oh, it's a good idea, sir. And you
say nobody's entered?

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Well, yeah, just one. Who's that?

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Me, sir.

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You haven't put your name on the list?

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I was just going to do it now, sir. It's
all right, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, if

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you've got no garden, you've got nowhere
to sunbathe privately, I mean, it's

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just an idea. I mean, why don't you come
round to my place? It's smushy and

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you'll love it. It's sweet of you, Jack.

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Are you sure you won't mind me lying
around the place in my bikini?

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Yeah, well, I'll try and put up with it,
won't I?

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Can I have your attention, ladies and
gentlemen, please?

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You do all realise that this is
positively the last chance you've got of

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entering the flower and vegetable
competition, don't you?

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The flower and vegetable competition.

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Now, how many want to put their names
down there? Nobody.

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You mind your own business, Harper. I'm
not talking to you. There is a £25

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prize, you know, a first prize. You're
wasting your time, Blackie. £25 ain't

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worth all the trouble involved. Besides,
nobody's got a good enough garden

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anyway. Oh, but you must have, Jack.

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You told me how lovely your garden was.

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Yeah.

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Yes, you must have, mustn't he? Yeah.
Yeah. How else would you get all them

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lovely flowers out of it then, right?

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Yeah, well, you'd better stick my name
down there, bloody. Yeah, that's better.

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I've got to be off now. I'm sure you'll
win easily.

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Yeah. Yeah, she's right.

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Yeah, I'll easily win that 25 quid. You
must be out of your mind, Harper.

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I bet your garden's like a rubbish tip,
innit? That money's as good as mine.

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Yours? What do you know about flowers?

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I know a bit more than you think I know,
Harper, I'll tell you. I've got green

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fingers, I have. Yeah, I know you have,
Dracula.

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You've got a green face to go with them.

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Don't you worry, Mrs Butler.

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I'll soon have that garden looking all
ship -shaped and tiddly -tidy. I can't

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wait to get and have a look at it. Oh,
well, it used to look lovely in the old

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days, you know. Of course, I haven't got
time to keep it nice now. Now I've got

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you for a lodger. Here, I've got a whole
line of washing to get out there today

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to get dry on Sunday of all days. Oh,
never mind, Mum. It'll soon dry.

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Oh, I think it's going to be a torture.

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I can tell by the way my girdle's
sticking to me.

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I love the sun.

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getting to my bikini today?

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Yeah, you might if you find a couple of
tyre levers.

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You're so rude. You haven't even seen my
bikini yet.

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No, but I've seen what's got to go into
it.

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Well, I don't think it's good for you
exposing your flesh to that hot sun.

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Oh, I don't know. Might melt a bit of
her fat, mightn't it?

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Well, at least I've got some flesh on me
instead of like you, all skin and

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bones. Now, Olive, don't be rude to the
inspector.

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He can't help being all scrawny.

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I know about that, Mrs Butler. You fill
that muscle, then.

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Eh? Oh, my goodness, it's like steel.

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Yeah, you ought to fill some of my other
muscles.

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Oh, Inspector.

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If a landlady went around feeling her
lodger's muscles, will you tell her

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it had laid?

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Not very far up, and I'll show you that.

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Oh, well, I'll have a look at that
garden, tidy it up before the judging.

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Oh, my God.

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Well... What it needs is a man's hand.

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It needs an army of men's hands.

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Well, you've got the hands. Here, and
you've got the muscles.

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That's very good, Blakey. I must say,
that's lovely. You've done a lovely job

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there. The informal look.

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You can stop, Harper.

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If you've got nothing better to do, old
mate, you come over and give me a hand

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with some of this junk. Sorry about
that, but I have got something better to

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Ah, you're wasting your time with that
competition, mate.

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You don't stand a chance.

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What are you talking about?

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Listen, mate, we've got a tree in this
garden. That's something you ain't got.

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That's all you know. Look, the roots
happen to be in my garden.

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Well, what's all the top been doing over
in this garden? You leave that alone,

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mate. I planted that for my conker.

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Oh, Sandra, look, darling, you'll never
get sunburned without all this taking

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off. No, Jack, it's cold out here.
There's no sun yet.

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Oh, look, I tell you what, I've got a
sun lamp indoors in my bedroom.

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Right.

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Barbara, what have you got in there?

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You've got a... You've got a naked woman
in there.

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No, not quite, Blackie. She's still got
her bikini on. What are you doing? She

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won't have much longer, not if I can
help it. What are you doing?

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It's not what I'm doing, it's what I'm
hoping to do.

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You're depraved. Yeah, I know.

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Right,

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come on then, Sandra. Let's get up the
bedroom.

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It's absolutely disgusting.

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Who are you calling disgusting?

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Oh, my God.

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They're all at it.

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What do you think you're doing down
there? Look at you, look. Like a

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great white whale.

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Yeah, if I come and move over, I want to
do some weeding here. Oh, I don't know

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why you bother. I like it like it is.

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Look, I am not leaving that purse prize
of 25 pounds to that sex maniac next

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door. No, you're right. He is a sex
maniac.

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Here, Mr. Blake, would you do my bra
strap at the back, please? Eh?

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Do no such thing.

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Well, I don't want strap marks on me
back.

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Well, in my way, you'll have a few strap
marks across your backside.

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Oh, Mr.

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Blake. Come on, come on, carry your club
up, you get out.

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and this washing.

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What is it you're going to do? I'm going
to put this washing out, aren't I?

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You're not doing anything at all. What
do you think? This is supposed to be a

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competition for God.

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Not the Chinese laundry.

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Yeah, so I'll blank. He spent all day
yesterday clearing up his garden.

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Well, you want to watch it, mate?
Otherwise he's going to beat you in that

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competition on Friday. No, he don't
stand a chance. I mean, how could he

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He's got no flowers in his garden, has
he? Well, nor have you, have you? Well,

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know that, don't I? But I've got it all
worked out, mate. Now, come on, I want

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to get the bus out early. Yeah, but
we're used to it.

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I know. Here comes Adam the gardener.

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What are you going out early for? Well,
we always do, don't we, Blackie? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. No, no, seriously, mate.
I've got to admit, you're doing a very

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job on your backyard.

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Thanks very much.

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Yeah, pity it's not a rubbish tip
competition. You win hands down.

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You can laugh, Art, but you just
remember, mate, who laughs last, laughs

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We've got a surprise coming to you,
mate. Yeah, well, so have you got a

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coming to you. You're not as big of a
surprise as you've got coming. Wait,

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you finish your gardening club, I
thought you wanted to get out early.

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don't hang us about, Blackie. We want to
get off to work. You're up to

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something, aren't you?

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Yeah, I am.

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What about your garden?

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Not going to tell you.

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Yeah, well, I'm not going to tell you
about my gardening.

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All right.

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Sit down.

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All right.

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rubbing up against by all the ox.

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You both!

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Oh,

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Mr. Blake, you have made the garden look

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lovely and so quickly.

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Them lovely flowers cost me a fortune,
Mrs Butler.

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Them I know. I shall win that
competition tomorrow, so I'll get all me

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back. So I'm going to go out and plant
me cabbage plants this evening.

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Jack's garden looks very nice.

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What does he know?

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He don't stand a chance.

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Did you enjoy your dinner?

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Yes, great.

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Great improvement.

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I could eat it.

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Them spring greens were lovely.

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Well, don't thank me. You bought them.

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No, I didn't buy them.

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Yes, you did. You left him a newspaper
on the table over there.

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What? Oh, no.

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My cabbage plants.

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What about your cabbage plants?

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Them spring greens I just ate, they were
my cabbage plants.

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Ah, well, they was very lovely, I must
say.

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Will you grow us some more?

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Yeah, if I ever get a chance to get them
in the ground before you cook them.

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All right if I go and have a look at it?

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No, it is not all right, Mrs. Butler. I
don't want your big feet trampling over

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my arses.

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Oh, that's one in the arse of Blackie.

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Now, Tibbles, come here.

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Don't you go in that nasty old Dracula's
garden.

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He might stick his fangs in you.

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Playing with your pussy, are you?

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You keep that mangy -looking moggy out
of here, Harper. I'll chop him up for

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mouse meat.

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Mate, listen, I wouldn't let my cat soil
his paws in your rotten garden.

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Oh, pal.

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This garden is going to win that
competition for me tomorrow.

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You can scoff, mate. Have a look at it.
Look.

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A triumph of the gardener's art. Look at
it. Oh, you've got to be joking.

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Look at my garden. The streets there are
yours, aren't they?

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You don't stand a chance, mate.

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Look at it. Look. Oh, look at all your
little dwarfs. Look.

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What are you, Snow White?

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We like it, don't we, Tibbles, eh?

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We're going to win that competition,
aren't we?

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You keep that cat out of here, I'm
telling you. I'm warning you.

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Yeah, silly old fool.

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Mind you, Tibbles, I've got to admit,
his garden don't look half bad.

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What's the matter?

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Oh, yeah, what?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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All right, go on, go on. There's a good
boy.

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Do it for Daddy.

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Go on, then. Go and do it over there by
them petunias.

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Oh, no!

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He's trained that cat! You've trained
that cat to ruin my garden, ain't you?

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I'll give you room.

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Carnarvon Tibbles has turned traitor.

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No, no, no. It's that Carnarvon basket
next door, isn't it?

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Oh, no,

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don't you dare look.

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We love the old stranger, brutally
murdered.

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Will you chop down...

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anything to do with his business in my
bed, then? Well, he's got to go

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when he's caught short, hasn't he?

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He's only human.

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I'm warning you all.

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You touch my plants, I'll flatten you.
I'm telling you. You're jealous, mate.

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That's all you are. You're jealous just
because your garden's not as good as

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mine. Not as good as yours?

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00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:06,470
Don't be talking daft, mate. My garden
is ten times better than yours.

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Twenty times better. How can it be,
mate? Your garden's starved. It was

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mate. Well, I'll feed it, then, won't I?
What with?

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I'm not telling you, mate.

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Come on, old lad.

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Don't take all day about it.

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He's having it.

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You can laugh.

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Your garden's in a shopping state, mate.
You needed that when you were bad.

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No, I don't. Look, I've got a tree in my
garden. You haven't. They'll swing it

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in my favour.

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We'll see about that.

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You'll be laughing on the other side of
your face tomorrow.

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I'm sure I turned it on.

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Well, there's no one here, Mike. What's
the matter with the light there? No,

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look, the light's on. I'm sure I turned
it out.

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Oh, well, maybe Mr. Blake came down
afterwards and he left it on.

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Waste of the electric.

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Look, and he's left the back door
unbolted.

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Yes, we might have been assaulted in our
beds by a sex maniac.

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00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,700
Oh, Teb, well, stop snoring for God's
sake.

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What is that noise?

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What's going on?

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The tree!

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He's cut my tree down!

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I was just trying to get in. Oh, yes.

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Yes. Have the drag part. Oh, well, yes,
you see, I came down the top to go for a

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walk. And when I came back, the door was
bolted.

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Bolted itself, did it? Oh, well, no, I
don't suppose so. No, I suppose somebody

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come to bolt it when I came out to go
for a walk. Yeah, you always go for a

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00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,570
in your pyjamas, do you? Well, it's a
bit warm in there.

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With a thorn and a chopper.

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00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,470
No, but I was just trying to get in, you
see. Trying to break in more like it.

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All right, come with us. No, no, you
don't understand. I live here. Oh, yes.

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00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,490
You can prove that. Of course I can
prove it. My tree.

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My lovely old tree.

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Oh, thank God. Here.

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Tell this stupid idiot I live here, will
you? What's your... I heard that.

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00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:46,650
What's your name, sir? Jack Harper. I
live here. He cut my tree down.

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00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:50,450
Did you cut his tree down? Yeah, of
course I did. I just pruned it a little

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00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:54,350
Ah, a tree vandal, eh? Unless you can
vouch for this man, I shall have to

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him. I've never seen him before in my
life, I'm sure.

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Oh!

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Judas!

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He's lying.

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00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:10,810
Now, be very careful with this. That's
evidence. Off you go now. You don't

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understand. Obviously, he's lying. Look,
they know me. Yeah, why?

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Mrs. Butler.

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00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:19,110
Anyway, they came and carted old Blakey
off to the cop shop and he's 90.

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00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:26,090
I think that's very mean of you, Jack.
Well, he asked for it. Oh, darn it.

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00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,970
Hello, here he comes, convict 99.

334
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:31,430
Come on, Blakey, you're late.

335
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:33,590
Let me get out. Yeah, all right.

336
00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:44,490
But you said last night that you didn't
know this gentleman. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:49,150
Well, it was very dark last night. You
see, I didn't recognise him. Anyway, he

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changes at midnight. He's Dracula.

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00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:55,390
Sweet. Now, just watch your language, if
you please, sir. And I think I'll take

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that before you fly off with it.

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00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,630
Here's your clothes you asked for, Mr
Blaine. Oh, thanks.

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00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:06,310
He's on before the manager finds out.
Yeah, he already knows. I just told him.

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00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:07,730
Oh, good.

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00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:09,289
Where is he?

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00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:11,890
He's round home judging the gardens.
Yeah, what did he say about mine?

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00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,270
Oh, dear.

347
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:16,830
Yeah, but what did he say about my
garden? That's what he said. Oh, dear.

348
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,210
Oh, dear.

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00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:19,730
Oh, God.

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That means I've won.

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00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:24,570
What did he say about mine?

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00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:27,110
He didn't say anything. He just kept on
laughing.

353
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:31,150
That means I've won. There's only two of
us in it, eh?

354
00:22:33,030 --> 00:22:34,930
I'm sorry about all this.

355
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,330
Oh, that's all right, Blink.

356
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600
I think it's very funny.

357
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:41,580
What did you think about the garden,
then, sir?

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00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,860
Oh, they were very close.

359
00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:43,940
Very close.

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00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,740
Next door to each other, in fact.

361
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,740
What did you think about them, though,
sir?

362
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,360
I couldn't make up my mind between the
two.

363
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:55,519
Eh?

364
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,480
Oh, I see. You couldn't make up your
mind which was the best?

365
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,220
No, I couldn't decide which was the
worst.

366
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:04,520
Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. So it's a
draw, so we share the first prize,

367
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:08,240
yeah? Oh, yeah. I suppose we have to
have half each because we're drawn for

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first place.

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00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,860
If you draw for first place.

370
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,500
But I'm afraid you've drawn for last
place.

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00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:20,760
Oh, George, I'm terribly sorry. No, no,
no, you see, my wife told me

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to put her name down after you.

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00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:23,620
Your wife?

374
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,020
Well, that's not fair.

375
00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:26,189
isn't it? You what?

376
00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:28,110
Well, I mean, it's not fair, is it, sir?

377
00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:31,150
No, you're quite right, Blake, it's not
fair, but I've got to live with her and

378
00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:32,290
that's not fair either, is it?

379
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:39,090
You do understand, don't you? Yeah, I
understand all that. Right then, get to

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00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:43,310
work. And, Blake, I know you've been
doing a lot of midnight gardening

381
00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,930
but put your trousers on, will you?

382
00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:48,890
Well, you don't want those caterpillars
tickling your fancy, do you?

383
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,290
We've got to work out a bit, old man.

384
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,700
Keep the shirt on, Blackie. I'm in your
knickers.

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00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,400
I'll get you, but it's hard for you to
see my tongue.