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Oh, what a pong.

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Yeah, well, it's curry today.

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Oh, blimey, that'll be yesterday's
leftovers.

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Curry what?

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Curry bubble and squeak.

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No, that'll be the day before
yesterday's leftovers.

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Oh, well, I'll have some in any case.

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Oh, don't look very nice.

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No, I'll only have the two portions.

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Yeah, well, I think I'll just have a cup
of tea, thanks, Gwyn.

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What's it like, then?

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Oh, it's horrible.

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I can't eat it.

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I just can't eat it. Blimey, it must be
bad.

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Right, that's it, fellas.

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Look, as your stock stewards, I'm here
to tell you that the time has come to

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lodge an official protest about the
canteen grub. Yeah.

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It is so horrible that even Olive can't
eat it. Oh, mum.

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And I'm going to make them to the
management.

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Either they improve the grub here or we
will take industrial action. Yes. Yes.

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Are you complaining about my cooking?

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No, whatever gave you that idea?

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I thought I heard you criticising me.
No, no, no, no, you must have taken it

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personal, lad. I wasn't criticising you,
I was just criticising the grub.

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What's wrong with the grub? Oh, nothing,
nothing at all. Just like my mother

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used to make.

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She was a lousy cook and all. You what?

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Blimey, I wish her cooking was as good
as her hearing. What are you bellyaching

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about? Yeah, funny you should put it
like that.

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Go on, tell her. Yeah, right. Look,
missus, we can't stomach your grub no

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Now, look, you do something about it or
there's going to be trouble, right?

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Yeah!

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What's going on here, eh?

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They are complaining about my cooking.

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Oh, that.

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Now, look here, the area manager's
about, so hurry up and eat your food and

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back to work. I am not eating that food.

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Good. We'll get back to work now, then.
I am warning you, Dracula, there's going

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to be trouble.

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Now, don't you call me names, you
horrible twit. Go on, tell him,

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Yes, I will. Now, you listen to me,
Harper.

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Don't you go round causing trouble here.

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You know how difficult it is to get good
cooks.

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You should be thankful for Mrs Webb,
isn't it?

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Look, I know she's no blooming cop, but
she's the best we could get, you see.

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I think you're the best we could get.
Well, look, she is not good enough. If

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don't do something about this, I'm
calling all the lads out.

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Most of them are out already in the car,
see.

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Don't try and be funny. I'm not joking,
mate. We're deadly serious, aren't we?

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Yes, we are.

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We'll beat one night.

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We'll beat one night.

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Why? Inspector, what is going on, Jesse?

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I come here as area manager and I find
that the staff are totally out of

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control. It's Harper, sir.

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He's stirring up trouble again. He's a
troublemaker, sir. He's trying to get

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men aerated.

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It's not me getting them aerated. It's
that rotten curry.

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Look here, Arthur.

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You stop making inseminations about my
cooking or I'll thump you.

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Jack, it's quite right, sir. That curry
was so bad, even... I couldn't eat any

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of it. Oh, Batsby Bums has reared her
ugly mush, has she? No, no, no, I'm sure

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this is a very simple matter that we can
very quickly sort out.

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What's the trouble?

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Well, sir, we have had a lot of
complaints about the rotten cooking.

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complaints?

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I think it's possible you could, you
know, vary the grub a bit. Right, that's

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it. You can stick your job.

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I'm throwing it up. Yeah, that's what
we've been doing for weeks.

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done, Inspector, yes.

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Very good.

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Now I have to find a new cook by
tomorrow.

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Yes, I think you'll find a bit of
difficulty there, sir. I won't.

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You will.

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It's hardly the job for an area manager.
You made her leave. You find the

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replacement.

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Oh, God. What am I going to do now?

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I suppose I'd better go home and see
what I can rustle up for supper.

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Oh, why don't I see you tomorrow?

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Yeah, I'll probably find an old tin of
baked beans and something in the

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cupboard. Oh, that'll be nice.

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Your grub looks very delicious, Missy B.

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Yes, stew and dumplings, one of me
specials. Oh, that'll make a really good

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and dumplings.

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Yeah, that's what I always say.

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Yeah, I'll probably have a bit of bread
and margarine with my baked beans.

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Oh, now, would you like to stay and have
a bit of food with us? Oh, no, no, I

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couldn't impose.

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Oh, well. Please yourself. No, mind you,
are you sure you've got enough?

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Oh, yes, there's plenty, Ollie. Get
another plate. Okay.

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tuck in, everyone.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, God. Do we have to have him here?
Don't I have enough of him complaining

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about the food at work all day? Yeah,
well, don't you dare complain about this

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food. I'm not going to, Mrs. B. It's
absolutely delicious.

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Here, we can do with you and our
canteen.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Now, that is a good idea.

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Why is it? What I ought to just come out
with. Oh.

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How about it, Mrs. Butler? How would you
like to come and work down at the

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depot, eh?

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We could do with a good cook down...

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Oh, she could. You cook for Olive.

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Oh, yeah.

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Go on, Mum. Give it a try. What about
it? Oh, well, I don't know. Perhaps it

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would be better than sitting around
here. And I could do with the money.

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Didn't Sam send us anything this week?
Yes, his dirty laundry.

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Well, you'll earn a few bob down at the
depot, Mrs. Butler. It's not their wage,

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you know.

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Yeah, you'd like it down here. You've
got nice people here, you know. Yeah,

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who? Like me, for instance.

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Shut up. You'll put her off.

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Shut up. What about it, Mrs. Butler?
Well, I... I don't know, I've done...

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on. Well, all right, I'll do it. Oh,
that's a bad joke.

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She ain't got the job yet, has she?

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I'll do my best this time to get you the
job, Mrs Butler. Yes, I'll have a word

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with the area manager.

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I must say, though, that he usually does
manage to agree with my ideas.

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Your idea was my idea.

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Who saw the potential, eh?

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Who did all the talking?

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Yeah.

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Mmm. All right.

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Ooh.

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Stone cold.

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Shouldn't have done all the talking.

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Oh,

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come in.

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Ah. Good morning, sir.

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What is it, Inspector?

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It's about that canteen affair, sir.

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It's been worrying me. Been up all
night.

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Yes, I've had the same complaint from
everyone else.

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No, sir, no, up all night thinking about
it, sir.

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Ways and means of helping you out, sir,
Mr Simpson, sir. Yes, what is it? Yes,

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well, I think I've got a new cook for
you.

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Olive Butler's mother.

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Olive Butler?

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Yeah, Olive Butler, see, you know, the
half -dark one with the glasses, the fat

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one.

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Oh, yes, well, she's a walking
recommendation for a mother's cooking, I

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Oh, yes, sir. What Mrs Butler can't do
with a pork sausage is nobody's

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When can she start?

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She can start right away, sir. I've got
her outside waiting for an interview.

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There's no need to bother about all that
business.

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Whatever she's like, she'll do for now.

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I thought you'd like the idea, sir.

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I still think you ought to see her
first, sir.

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All right, bring her in.

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I happen to know she could do with the
money, sir.

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Oh.

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Come in, Mrs. Butler. The General
Manager will see you now.

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Yes, come in, Mrs. Butler.

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Sit down.

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Thank you, sir.

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Not you, Inspector, Mrs. Butler.

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Thank you, Inspector.

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Now, Mrs. Butler, it's very nice to meet
you. I understand that you have family

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connections with the bus company. Yes.

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Your daughter Olive works here.

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Yes, and my son Stan did.

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Stan? Yes.

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He was the driver.

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Yes, Stan Butler, sir. Drove the number
11.

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Oh, yes, yes, I remember him. I wish to
God I could forget him.

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Why did Stan leave, Mrs. Butter?

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Oh, well, he's getting a lot more money
where he's working now, and there was a

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certain person here he didn't... Well,
he didn't get on very well with him.

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Oh. Oh, yes, I quite understand. Well,
Mr. Blake actually has highly

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you, so I don't think we need bother
about the formality of references.

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I take it your husband doesn't mind you
working here?

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I don't think so.

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Why not? He's been dead 20 years.

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am a widower myself.

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My dear wife passed away 11 years ago.

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Oh, really? Have you got any children?

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Yes, I have. I have a son. He works in
the middle. Really? In a car factory.

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fancy. My son Stan works in a car
factory.

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Extraordinary. Oh, my goodness.

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Pardon me.

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Well, of course, it's a long time since
I went out to work, you know.

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During the war, I used to work in a
munitions factory.

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I made bullets.

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Our last cook used to make bullets.

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Only she called them wrist holes.

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I was foreman in a munitions factory.

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Foreman in a munitions factory?

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Yes. Your first name isn't Gerald, is
it?

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Well, yes.

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Gerald? Winston, I thought I remembered
your face. I'm Mabel Ethel Butler.

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You remember me? Mabel Butler? Mabel.
You're Albert Butler's Mabel. Mabel?

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Yes. Gerald?

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Oh, Mabel.

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Oh, Gerald.

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Oh, blimey.

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Oh,

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you haven't changed a bit. Neither have
you.

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Well, I'll be delighted to come here and
help you out if I can, you know. Of

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course, you realise I don't want a
permanent job.

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Oh, yes, I quite understand.

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Shall I take Mrs. Butler down and show
her around the depot? No, no, no, I

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do that. Then we can have a chat about
old times, eh, Mabel?

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lovely Gerald. Oh, yes, Blake. By the
way, I must thank you for having the

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foresight to bring Mrs. Butler around to
see me. Well done. Think nothing of it,

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sir. Any time I get an idea, only two
will it be forthcoming, Jack. Well,

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actually, it was Jack Harper's idea.

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Eh? Yes, I've got a bus to get out now,
so if you'll excuse me.

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Now, of course, you realise that you're
doing me a big favour coming down here

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and helping me out? Yes.

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And if anybody gives you any bother,

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particularly a certain person,

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Yeah, lovely. Hey, Blackie. Yeah,
lovely.

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What are you doing here again, anyway?

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Well, I haven't had my supper yet, have
I?

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Yeah, when's my supper coming along? I'm
starving.

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Yeah, what's up with you, Blackie? You
look as if the cat's eating your

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goldfish.

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Shut up.

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You go and get my grub, Olive. Come on.
All right, I'll get it for you in a

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minute. Yeah, and get me slippers and
all.

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Yeah, don't let him take advantage of
you, Olive. Oh, he doesn't do that.

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Nobody ever does that.

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Shut up and mind your own business,
heart. And remember that an Englishman's

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home is his castle.

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Look, you're not English. You're from
Wapping.

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And this isn't your home.

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You're only the lodger here. Oh, I'm
starving.

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I'll go up and get me slippers.

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Yeah, well, don't eat them both,
Blackie. You'll give yourself tummy

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He's not funny. I thought he was very
funny.

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And you shut up and show a bit more
respect on him.

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And get this stuff cleaned up with you,
like a blooming pigsty. I'm going to

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show your mother a few things when he
comes in, you see. Like what?

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Like I'm going to put a cleaner here,
that's what.

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Maybe I'd better get his dinner for him.

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Oh.

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Hello?

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Oh, hello, Mum.

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Yes, Mum.

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What, Mum?

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Mr Simpson, Mum.

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Oh, all right, Mum.

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Right away, Mum. I'll get it all done.
I'll see you later then, Mum. Bye.

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Mr Simpson.

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Mum's in a pub with Mr Simpson and she's
bringing him home to dinner.

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Go on.

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Oh, Jack, I'll never get this cleared
up. Yeah, you're staying for dinner.

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me clear it up. Yeah, all right. I'll
give you a hand.

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Now, would you two be nice?

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I see you've got him preparing my
supper, then.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes.

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If I can help somebody, you know the
same, Blackie. A friend in need.

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Well, it's nice of you to say it. Well,
come on, hurry up, then I'm probably

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more starving.

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I bet you're starving and all, aren't
you? Yes, I am.

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I'm not talking to you, you twit. I'm
talking to Gordon.

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Gordon? Yeah, Gordon. And you're a
lovely fella, aren't you? Oh, yeah,

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Here, can you tell them apart?

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Of course I can. That's Gordon and
that's Mary.

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Annette. Who's that? Annette.

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There's another one in there.

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You leave my goldfish alone.

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They're just going to clean their water
out.

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Do you want a drop of salt on their
tail?

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I'll do it in the bathroom.

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We must get this room ready.

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Please, Annie, up, Jack.

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Oh, right. Of course.

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You'll have to take us as you find us.
Oh, Mabel, no standing on ceremony.

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This is my daughter, Ollie.

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Ah, hello, Ollie.

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Hello, sir.

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And you're now Jack Harper.

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Oh, hello, Jack. Nice to meet you on
your home ground, so to speak. Who is

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Well, sit down, Gerald. Oh, may I? Thank
you. Oh, where's Mr. Blight?

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He's not here, is he? Yes, I'm afraid
so, sir. He's just gone upstairs to do

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something to his fish.

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Oh, lads, you've started the vegetables.

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Would you like to finish and peel the
potatoes? Well, of course, Mrs B.

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Gerald,

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I've left them right outside.

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Here you are, Mrs Butler.

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Now, where do you think you've been, eh?
What do you think you're up to?

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You pull yourself together, I'm telling
you. Well, enough of this.

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I'm going to set up with you.

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I am here as a guest of Mrs. Butler.

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And I had no idea this was your own
personal chair.

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Oh. Oh, that's it.

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That was a joke, wasn't it? It's a joke,
yeah.

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You see, yeah, well...

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I come in sometimes and I find Harper
sitting in my chair, you see, sir, and I

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come along and I say, get out of my
chair!

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And we all have a good laugh, don't we?

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It's a joke, isn't it? Yeah, well, we
know you think it's very funny, don't

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Mrs B? Yes. Well, set the table, Jack.

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I'll set the table, Mrs Butler.

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You will?

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Yes, well, I always do, don't I? Oh,
really?

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All right.

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Well, you know your porn in black a
tablecloth. Yeah, it's in the usual

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Trying to make me look a fool in front
of out. No, you

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don't need the help from me You are a
very lucky man to be living here very

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cheap too so cheap He's talking about
cheap by four pound a week limit Four

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pounds. I would have thought in this
area Mrs. Butler would have got at least

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five. Yeah, that's what I think, sir.

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Well, I think that four pounds is fair
for bed and breakfast and an evening

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meal. And an evening meal.

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Then I think it should be at least six.

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Yes, and it keeps his goldfish here too,
sir.

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Well,

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of course it is none of my business. No,
sir.

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Sir.

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I think you ought to give Mrs.

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Butler at least six pounds a week.

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Would you mind raising my rent, Mrs.
Butler?

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I'm sure she wouldn't mind, eh, Mrs.
Bates?

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And these are the goldfish, are they?
Yes, they're Jordan and Mary, sir. Yes,

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they may well be, but don't you think
it's cruel keeping them in captivity in

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little tiny round bowl like that? They
must go nearly mad going round and round

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and round all day.

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Will you get a square bowl for me?

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I'll tell you what, let's all sit down
and have supper.

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Gerald, sit there. Olive, sit there.
Jack, sit there.

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That's right, and we'll all have a
nice... Oh, thank you.

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There. Now, we'll all have a nice little
drink.

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And where are you going, Inspector? What
about your supper?

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I'm going upstairs with me goldfish.

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Yeah, well, don't eat them both at once,
Blackie.

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Well, cheers, Gerald.

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Cheers. It's very happy to have you in
my house. It's nice to be with you

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Oh, no.

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00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,360
Don't tell me Mr. Simpson's coming here
again tonight.

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00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,520
No, he isn't. Supper will be ready in
about an hour. An hour?

335
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:16,040
Yeah. Mr. Simpson's taking Mum out for
dinner in a restaurant.

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00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,800
What? Yeah, I'm getting you supper for
you tonight.

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Get

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out, Marty.

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It's not your chair, Dracula. a shovel.

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Don't you call me names, you.

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I'll bet it's about enough of you are,
but I'll tell you, allow Mr. Simpson to

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call you Jack last night. He'll be
calling me Cyril next.

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00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,830
All right, Cyril. Don't you dare.

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That's what Dracula says, you better.
Will you shut up?

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00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,170
Now, what's going on here?

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Mrs. Butler's gone out alone to have
dinner with Mr. Simpson.

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I can smell something fishy.

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Yeah, that's our supper.

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00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,000
Is that all this fry in your goldfish?

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Get out of that chair, Art. We're
coming.

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00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,380
Look, you twit. You're only an
inspector.

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Mrs B is a friend of the management. So
is Olive. So am I.

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00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,380
We've got friends in high places, mate.

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00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,639
Ah, there.

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00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640
That looks lovely.

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00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,020
It better be, you know. It is, I'm
telling you. That's my second helping.

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00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,280
And mine.

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00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:25,600
Your second helping's got more than my
first helping. Oh, so is... It is. Oh,

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what a bit of bad luck. It's not bad
luck at all. It's Mrs Butler, isn't it?

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00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,480
She's deliberately favouring you and
giving me less. It's a blooming

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You and your family are all against me,
aren't you?

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00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:39,820
You're deliberately undermining my
authority by not giving me enough to

363
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,460
Well, I reckon he's got plenty to go to
you, Ollie. He's got a nice bit of meat

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00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:45,640
there, lovely carrots, potatoes. Take
your filthy fingers out of my food, will

365
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,520
you? Look at that. You've got more of my
food on your fingers than there is left

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on the plate.

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00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,560
I've had as much as I can take of this,
I'll tell you.

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00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:53,960
I'm not getting fed at home. I'm not
getting fed here.

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00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:59,020
I'm fed up. Ah, that don't make sense.
Shut up. Shut up? Yeah. Shut up?

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00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,140
Who do you think you're talking to?

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00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:03,640
I'm still the inspector here, you know.

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00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,940
And what are you doing here, Harper? You
were supposed to finish your lunch ten

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minutes ago.

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00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:11,860
I'm going to go and see Mr Simpson about
you. Yeah, funny you should say that. I

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00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:14,300
was going to have a word with Gerald
about you.

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00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:16,670
Gerald? Gerald?

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00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:20,530
Yeah, he's our mate, isn't he? Look, you
can't shove us around anymore. We've

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00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,990
got influential friends.

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00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:23,690
Influential what?

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00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:24,649
You heard.

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00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,409
Now, listen.

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00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:29,430
What's going on here? Now, you keep your
nose out of this, Mrs Butler, and you

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00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:32,930
speak when you're spoken to. Oh, look,
she can speak when she likes to. She's a

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00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:36,710
friend of Gerry's, and don't you forget
it. Well, Jack, I don't think you ought

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00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:38,210
to speak to Mr Black like that.

386
00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:41,690
Why not? He can't do nothing to us, not
now that we're friends with Gerald.

387
00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:44,070
Yeah, if he's not careful, he'll be
looking for a new job tomorrow.

388
00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:47,630
Listen, mate, your days are shoving us
around her over.

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00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:51,150
We don't have to take it anymore. We're
friends with the management, aren't we,

390
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:51,769
Mrs B?

391
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:55,750
Well, yes, Jack, but I think you ought
to know that Mr Simpson's leaving next

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00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,290
week. They are, you great big ugly
strip, you what?

393
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:02,590
Oh, yes, when I had dinner with him last
night, he was talking about his

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00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:07,560
retirement. He's going to live in
Skegness by the seaside. And he asked me

395
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,940
I'd like to go out and visit him.

396
00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:12,520
Yeah, well, would you like my seconds,
Blakey? I'm not hungry anymore.

397
00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:14,420
No,

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00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,820
I didn't think you would be either,
Barbara.

399
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,800
Thank you very much, Mrs Butler. It's a
very useful piece of information.

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00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,720
Not at all, Inspector.

401
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:29,100
Now then, Harper, your meal break is
over, mate, and so is your little game.

402
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,460
Now you put your food down.

403
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,520
Pull your socks up and get your bus out.

404
00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:37,260
No!

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00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,920
And the lot of you, come on out!

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00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:47,880
I'll have a bit more meat if you don't
mind.