1 00:00:06,075 --> 00:00:08,155 No! No! 2 00:00:08,155 --> 00:00:11,875 Hello. I've been dying to meet you. 3 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:14,035 Count Dracula... 4 00:00:15,595 --> 00:00:18,235 Have you eaten? 5 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:21,035 I've worked up an appetite. Good thing there are two of you. 6 00:00:21,035 --> 00:00:22,155 No. 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,235 Under no circumstances are there two of us. 8 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:28,075 Take Mina, lose me. 9 00:00:28,075 --> 00:00:30,715 I know you don't like to drink the blood of the dead. 10 00:00:30,715 --> 00:00:32,995 You'd die to save this terrified child? 11 00:00:32,995 --> 00:00:35,715 I'd die to save any terrified child. Why? 12 00:00:35,715 --> 00:00:37,755 Because I'm not like you. 13 00:00:37,755 --> 00:00:41,075 There's a nobler purpose to my life than simply prolonging it. 14 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:45,235 Settle for her, or take me and learn something. 15 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,515 Run. 16 00:00:49,515 --> 00:00:51,355 Go! Now! 17 00:00:57,235 --> 00:00:59,915 Agatha Van Helsing, 18 00:00:59,915 --> 00:01:02,715 I am going to make you last. 19 00:01:12,955 --> 00:01:14,715 You'll be part of me. 20 00:01:16,595 --> 00:01:20,075 You'll travel to the new world in my veins. 21 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:23,875 Come, boy. Suckle. 22 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:15,795 Ohh. When did you get in? I didn't hear you. 23 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,395 Close the curtains, would you, love? 24 00:03:39,355 --> 00:03:41,995 Who are you? 25 00:03:42,995 --> 00:03:44,395 Er... 26 00:03:46,235 --> 00:03:48,475 S-sorry. I didn't mean to disturb you. 27 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:50,875 What are you doing here? Who are you? Um... 28 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,075 Are you a friend of Bob's? 29 00:03:53,075 --> 00:03:55,955 Oh, God, did you have to bring him home? Sorry. 30 00:03:55,955 --> 00:03:57,435 He invited me in. 31 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:01,275 What's the state of him? 32 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,315 He's downstairs. 33 00:04:03,315 --> 00:04:05,755 Drunk? 34 00:04:05,755 --> 00:04:08,115 Well, that's certainly one way of putting it. 35 00:04:17,115 --> 00:04:18,835 What the bloody hell is going on? 36 00:04:18,835 --> 00:04:20,395 Shh... 37 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,235 Bob? 38 00:04:23,235 --> 00:04:24,475 Where's Bob? 39 00:04:26,635 --> 00:04:29,035 Wh...? 40 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,755 What have you done to me fridge? 41 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:35,395 Is the fridge the white box? 42 00:04:35,395 --> 00:04:36,915 Yeah. 43 00:04:38,115 --> 00:04:39,715 Bob's in the fridge. 44 00:04:41,355 --> 00:04:44,115 Took a bit of...of folding. 45 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:50,035 Look at her. 46 00:04:50,035 --> 00:04:53,195 So, so beautiful. 47 00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:07,755 He's alive. 48 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:09,515 Oh, please, you mustn't worry. 49 00:05:09,515 --> 00:05:11,355 He definitely isn't. 50 00:05:13,995 --> 00:05:15,795 Just a bit restless. 51 00:05:41,035 --> 00:05:43,235 Welcome to England, Count Dracula. 52 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:48,315 What kept you? 53 00:05:52,715 --> 00:05:54,515 Are you hungry? 54 00:05:57,955 --> 00:05:59,915 Agatha! 55 00:06:02,435 --> 00:06:04,595 No... 56 00:06:13,275 --> 00:06:15,795 How long? 57 00:06:15,795 --> 00:06:17,795 Do you need to feed now? 58 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:21,075 How long was I in the water? 59 00:06:21,075 --> 00:06:24,315 123 years. 60 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:35,235 Is that all? 61 00:06:35,235 --> 00:06:36,715 I'm sorry? 62 00:06:38,835 --> 00:06:40,315 Ah! 63 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:46,235 You've been busy. I like the flying thing. 64 00:06:46,235 --> 00:06:48,875 What about this one over here? Does that fly, too? 65 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,075 No, that doesn't fly. 66 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,715 OK, I think we've got this. You can head back. 67 00:06:52,715 --> 00:06:54,355 Roger that. 68 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:09,315 You're not her, are you? 69 00:07:10,595 --> 00:07:12,995 But it's the same bloodline. 70 00:07:12,995 --> 00:07:15,275 Unmistakable. 71 00:07:17,715 --> 00:07:20,435 May I see that? Stand your ground, soldier! 72 00:07:20,435 --> 00:07:21,635 It's not a weapon. 73 00:07:21,635 --> 00:07:24,395 No, of course not. It's a camera. May I see it? 74 00:07:24,395 --> 00:07:26,035 Give it to him. 75 00:07:26,035 --> 00:07:27,435 Yep. 76 00:07:28,675 --> 00:07:30,915 Boo! 77 00:07:32,315 --> 00:07:34,155 How did you recognise it? 78 00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:36,715 Can't look like any camera you've ever seen. 79 00:07:36,715 --> 00:07:39,355 I've been around since the 15th century. 80 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:41,475 Things change. You get used to it. 81 00:07:43,075 --> 00:07:47,155 You do seem to be accelerating, though. 82 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:48,755 Very good. 83 00:07:48,755 --> 00:07:50,635 Smile. 84 00:07:51,755 --> 00:07:53,635 Please. 85 00:07:53,635 --> 00:07:56,515 I'm sure you have a very pretty smile. May I see it? 86 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,795 Want to do it together? 87 00:08:02,795 --> 00:08:04,635 Hmm? 88 00:08:05,755 --> 00:08:07,275 Yeah? 89 00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:09,075 Ah. Smile. 90 00:08:09,075 --> 00:08:10,515 There. Smile. 91 00:08:10,515 --> 00:08:11,955 Drop your weapon! Drop yours! 92 00:08:11,955 --> 00:08:13,555 Drop it! Drop yours! 93 00:08:14,635 --> 00:08:17,635 Now, please, have mercy and smile. 94 00:08:18,835 --> 00:08:23,155 I've been sleeping underwater for more than a century. 95 00:08:24,435 --> 00:08:27,795 There are many advantages to being a vampire, 96 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:30,635 but it does make it hard to be a morning person. 97 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,275 There. 98 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,675 That's better. 99 00:08:37,115 --> 00:08:40,555 You see? I'm not so bad after all. 100 00:08:40,555 --> 00:08:42,635 Man down! Smile. 101 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:44,035 Drop that weapon! Don't shoot him! 102 00:08:44,035 --> 00:08:45,235 Do not shoot him! 103 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:48,075 I said drop it! Smile. Drop it now! No. 104 00:08:51,035 --> 00:08:52,955 I can hear your pulse. 105 00:08:52,955 --> 00:08:56,035 It's very lively now. 106 00:09:04,235 --> 00:09:06,115 Van Helsing. 107 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,475 Descendent, I assume? 108 00:09:11,475 --> 00:09:14,755 Sister Agatha Van Helsing was my great-great-aunt 109 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,515 on my father's side. 110 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:17,795 I really liked her. 111 00:09:17,795 --> 00:09:19,795 By my understanding, you killed her. 112 00:09:19,795 --> 00:09:22,075 Killing is healthy competition. 113 00:09:22,075 --> 00:09:23,875 Mercy is disrespect. 114 00:09:27,715 --> 00:09:29,995 Go, go! Follow your orders! 115 00:09:39,755 --> 00:09:42,235 I like the noise it makes. That's a nice touch. 116 00:09:45,595 --> 00:09:49,155 Listen...he's really not worth your sympathy. 117 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:52,675 He enjoyed hitting you, you know. 118 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,155 I've acquired some of your husband's memories. 119 00:09:55,155 --> 00:09:57,795 I think you would say that I've downloaded them. 120 00:09:57,795 --> 00:10:00,195 How? 121 00:10:00,195 --> 00:10:01,915 Orally. 122 00:10:05,275 --> 00:10:06,995 May I? 123 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:26,675 Kathleen, isn't it? 124 00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:29,435 Yeah. 125 00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:31,875 What's wrong with your servants, Kathleen? 126 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,715 Is it their day off? 127 00:10:35,995 --> 00:10:37,875 I'm assuming you have staff. 128 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:41,275 You're clearly very wealthy. 129 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,275 Wealthy? 130 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:46,115 Yes! Well, look at all this stuff. 131 00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:47,995 All this food. 132 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,715 The moving picture box. 133 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:54,435 Um, and that thing outside. Bob calls it, um... 134 00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:56,275 ..a car. 135 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:58,915 Is that yours? Yeah. 136 00:10:58,915 --> 00:11:00,955 And this... 137 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:03,155 ..treasure-trove is your house. 138 00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:08,475 It's a dump. It's amazing. 139 00:11:08,475 --> 00:11:12,395 Kathleen, I've been a nobleman for 400 years. 140 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:16,235 I've lived in castles and palaces among the richest people of any age. 141 00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:18,955 Never, never have I stood 142 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:21,395 in greater luxury than surrounds me now. 143 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:23,555 This is a chamber of marvels! 144 00:11:23,555 --> 00:11:27,195 There isn't a king or queen or emperor 145 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:29,595 that I have ever known, or eaten, 146 00:11:29,595 --> 00:11:32,595 who would step into this room and ever agree to leave it again. 147 00:11:34,395 --> 00:11:37,515 I knew the future would bring wonders. 148 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:41,115 I did not know it would make them ordinary. 149 00:11:43,075 --> 00:11:44,835 400 years? 150 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:47,875 Oh, sorry. Uh, 500, actually. 151 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,835 I slept in. Who are you? 152 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,315 I'm a vampire. 153 00:11:52,315 --> 00:11:54,955 No, no, don't be silly, Kathleen. 154 00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:57,515 You know it's true. People always know. 155 00:11:57,515 --> 00:12:00,155 Trust the hairs on the back of your neck. 156 00:12:00,155 --> 00:12:02,315 I'm the reason you have them. 157 00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:04,515 Now... 158 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:07,035 There usually are questions. 159 00:12:12,955 --> 00:12:14,635 Um... 160 00:12:16,075 --> 00:12:17,755 Do you have a reflection? 161 00:12:17,755 --> 00:12:20,595 I'm sorry? In the mirror. 162 00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:25,475 They don't have reflections in the films, vampires. 163 00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:29,155 Do I look like someone who can't see himself in the mirror? Hmm? 164 00:12:29,155 --> 00:12:30,315 Er... 165 00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:34,475 Most of the vampire legends are wrong...or misunderstood. 166 00:12:34,475 --> 00:12:36,435 But mirrors... 167 00:12:43,315 --> 00:12:47,195 I don't see any less in a mirror than you do. 168 00:12:50,115 --> 00:12:51,835 I see more. 169 00:12:53,995 --> 00:12:55,435 Ah! 170 00:12:56,635 --> 00:13:01,035 MUSIC: Intro to Beethoven's 5th Symphony 171 00:13:01,035 --> 00:13:03,475 Ah, no! 172 00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:05,635 Do you have an orchestra? 173 00:13:07,275 --> 00:13:08,515 Hello? 174 00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:12,515 Telephone. Thank you, Bob. 175 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,555 Who else is up there? 176 00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:16,555 Get in the box. 177 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:17,675 How did you find me? 178 00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:20,555 It's not difficult to follow a trail of devastation. 179 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,915 The sun is up. You need to get in the box. 180 00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:26,915 Um, you may not have noticed, but there's a roof over my head. 181 00:14:26,915 --> 00:14:30,355 I've noticed. Whoa! Oh! 182 00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:39,315 Get in the box. 183 00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:44,595 Did you hear me? 184 00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:46,435 Are you in the box? 185 00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:48,035 Meet me downstairs. 186 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,875 Hello? 187 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,155 Count Dracula? 188 00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:08,515 Hello? 189 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:12,115 OK, I'm coming in. 190 00:15:15,475 --> 00:15:18,115 Keep in mind, I've got people outside. 191 00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:21,915 Anything happens to me, they're going to tear the roof off and let you burn. 192 00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:26,435 Hello? 193 00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:31,555 Where are you? 194 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:00,355 Kill me! 195 00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:01,755 Kill me! 196 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,395 Kill me. 197 00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,835 Kill me! 198 00:16:04,835 --> 00:16:06,635 Scared yet? 199 00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,315 You're killing me. 200 00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:26,755 It doesn't have to hurt. 201 00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:48,275 Bah! 202 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,315 Get the box. Get him in the box. 203 00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:25,275 Look at me. 204 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,955 Look at me! 205 00:17:42,675 --> 00:17:44,555 Where do we put him? 206 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,275 Straight to isolation. 207 00:17:53,515 --> 00:17:56,155 Johnny? 208 00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:52,075 Hey. 209 00:18:52,075 --> 00:18:54,875 Tonight. You could bring someone. 210 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,035 Who? 211 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,515 I don't know, just bring someone. 212 00:19:00,915 --> 00:19:02,995 You're not getting all sentimental on me, are you? 213 00:19:02,995 --> 00:19:04,795 Course not. 214 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,435 Sentimental is just stalking! 215 00:19:07,435 --> 00:19:09,075 See you later. 216 00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:13,195 Bye. 217 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,715 Lucy! 218 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,955 What time did you get in last night? 219 00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:42,315 It's not healthy. 220 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,395 Yeah, I'll sleep when I'm dead. 221 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,715 Hey! 222 00:20:34,995 --> 00:20:36,555 Quincey! 223 00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:49,875 Everyone, this is Quincey. 224 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,755 He's an American, from Texas. 225 00:20:52,755 --> 00:20:53,875 Texas! 226 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,795 Evenin'. Never known a cowboy before. 227 00:20:56,795 --> 00:20:58,755 Are you a cowboy, Quincey? 228 00:20:58,755 --> 00:21:00,195 Uh, no, no. 229 00:21:00,195 --> 00:21:02,515 Not really, ma'am, no. Ma'am! 230 00:21:02,515 --> 00:21:04,995 I mean, I ride quite a bit, but I never really... 231 00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,275 He rides? 232 00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:09,955 Come on, cowboy, let's dance. 233 00:21:27,835 --> 00:21:29,235 I need to pee. 234 00:21:47,635 --> 00:21:50,755 So, I never asked you what you do. 235 00:21:50,755 --> 00:21:52,555 Lucy didn't seem sure. 236 00:21:52,555 --> 00:21:55,235 Like a nurse or something? 237 00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:56,835 I'm a junior doctor. 238 00:21:58,155 --> 00:22:00,915 But I want to specialise in mental health. 239 00:22:00,915 --> 00:22:02,355 You? 240 00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:07,995 Lucy says you've got money. 241 00:22:09,435 --> 00:22:10,755 Uh... 242 00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:13,075 ...I guess. 243 00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:22,915 You've got to wonder if she'd be into me if I wasn't rich. 244 00:22:22,915 --> 00:22:24,715 But then... 245 00:22:24,715 --> 00:22:26,995 ..would I like her if she was ugly? 246 00:22:35,835 --> 00:22:38,195 They do have actual loos here, you know. 247 00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:39,715 There's a queue. 248 00:22:39,715 --> 00:22:41,355 You're terrible. 249 00:22:41,355 --> 00:22:44,395 Shut up, it's quicker out here. No, I'm talking about Jack. 250 00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:45,595 What about Jack? 251 00:22:47,195 --> 00:22:49,955 Don't tell me you haven't seen the look on his face. 252 00:22:49,955 --> 00:22:52,795 It's not like I've never shagged him. What's he complaining about? 253 00:22:52,795 --> 00:22:55,555 I think he might be in love with you. Don't be daft. 254 00:22:55,555 --> 00:22:57,515 It was like...three times? 255 00:22:57,515 --> 00:22:59,195 Four, depending what you count. 256 00:22:59,195 --> 00:23:01,435 Oh, you'll get a reputation! 257 00:23:01,435 --> 00:23:03,635 What?! 258 00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:05,035 Thank you, Queen Victoria. 259 00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,315 You know what I mean. 260 00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:09,435 I do. It's called slut shaming. Yeah, it takes one to know one. 261 00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:12,635 Why shouldn't I have fun? Jesus, I'm only 22. 262 00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:14,235 It's not like I'm going to marry anyone. 263 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,355 If it's any consolation, I think you're very cute. 264 00:23:30,355 --> 00:23:32,275 I mean, I know you're not...not gay. 265 00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,035 I mean, obviously, what with Lucy and all. 266 00:23:34,035 --> 00:23:35,595 Three times, four? 267 00:23:39,355 --> 00:23:41,675 I mean, no, I just wanted to... 268 00:23:43,075 --> 00:23:44,395 Look, sorry. 269 00:23:44,395 --> 00:23:46,115 Sorry, I wish I'd never... 270 00:23:57,515 --> 00:23:58,955 Oh, my God. 271 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:02,595 Yes, yes, yes! 272 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:26,755 I hope they'll be very happy. 273 00:24:26,755 --> 00:24:27,955 Neither do I. 274 00:24:31,435 --> 00:24:33,475 Want to get a drink? 275 00:24:33,475 --> 00:24:35,235 Yeah, but, uh... 276 00:24:35,235 --> 00:24:36,435 ..I can't. 277 00:24:37,915 --> 00:24:39,795 See you. 278 00:24:41,795 --> 00:24:43,395 No! 279 00:25:54,315 --> 00:25:57,155 I didn't have the time to bring anything. 280 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:58,755 You don't need anything. 281 00:25:58,755 --> 00:26:00,875 We've been trying to contact you for hours. 282 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:04,235 Sorry, I was in a club. It was...noisy. 283 00:26:04,235 --> 00:26:06,435 So... 284 00:26:06,435 --> 00:26:07,875 ..you've actually found him? 285 00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:10,755 You weren't drinking? I don't drink. Good. 286 00:26:10,755 --> 00:26:12,355 Neither does he. 287 00:26:12,355 --> 00:26:13,395 In here. 288 00:26:19,675 --> 00:26:21,315 What do I do with my clothes? 289 00:26:21,315 --> 00:26:22,515 Just leave them on the chair. 290 00:26:24,155 --> 00:26:26,195 Is this information up to date? 291 00:26:27,195 --> 00:26:29,875 Um, yeah, I think so. 292 00:26:33,715 --> 00:26:36,755 How many of us are there? You're about to meet everyone. 293 00:26:36,755 --> 00:26:38,795 Here, can you put this on, please? 294 00:26:40,035 --> 00:26:42,275 Hello, Jack. 295 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:44,075 Zoe. 296 00:26:44,075 --> 00:26:45,435 Dr Helsing. 297 00:26:46,515 --> 00:26:49,035 How are you feeling? It's a big day for science, I suppose. 298 00:26:49,035 --> 00:26:50,755 I wasn't really expecting it on my watch. 299 00:26:50,755 --> 00:26:52,835 I meant, how are you? Oh. 300 00:26:52,835 --> 00:26:55,475 Asymptomatic so far. 301 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,555 Try not to think about it. 302 00:26:58,675 --> 00:27:00,955 I thought you were withdrawing from the programme. 303 00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:02,755 I thought there was a girl. Yeah. 304 00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:06,995 I did too. 305 00:27:06,995 --> 00:27:08,995 Well, come on! The briefing's started. 306 00:27:19,235 --> 00:27:22,315 So this is the main part of the ship. 307 00:27:22,315 --> 00:27:26,835 Basically undisturbed for over 100 years. 308 00:27:26,835 --> 00:27:29,595 The original teams were looking in the wrong place. 309 00:27:29,595 --> 00:27:33,155 No-one realised quite how close Count Dracula's ship got 310 00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:35,275 to the British mainland. 311 00:27:35,275 --> 00:27:37,075 Oh, hello. Jack Seward. 312 00:27:37,075 --> 00:27:38,715 Hello, Jack. 313 00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:40,275 Sorry to be so late. 314 00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:42,755 Oh, don't worry, I haven't got to the good bit yet. 315 00:27:42,755 --> 00:27:45,235 Another O negative, I see? 316 00:27:45,235 --> 00:27:47,035 Vanilla. 317 00:27:50,355 --> 00:27:51,595 Welcome, Jack. 318 00:27:51,595 --> 00:27:53,795 There's nothing wrong with vanilla. 319 00:27:53,795 --> 00:27:55,995 We searched the wreck for three days, 320 00:27:55,995 --> 00:27:59,195 but what we were looking for was approximately 321 00:27:59,195 --> 00:28:01,515 200 yards south of it. 322 00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:06,395 Now, a box this old, 323 00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:10,955 you'd expect at least a few barnacles. 324 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,235 But look at it! 325 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:15,275 Untouched by any living thing. 326 00:28:34,355 --> 00:28:36,595 Well, there you are. 327 00:28:36,595 --> 00:28:37,915 Your life's work. 328 00:28:40,995 --> 00:28:42,715 You don't look so happy. 329 00:28:42,715 --> 00:28:44,355 Yeah. Not as happy as the Pope would be 330 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:46,035 if Jesus actually turned up. 331 00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:50,835 As you can see, even after 123 years, 332 00:28:50,835 --> 00:28:53,835 the body was perfectly preserved. 333 00:28:53,835 --> 00:28:55,195 Or so we thought. 334 00:29:11,315 --> 00:29:12,675 The body was not preserved. 335 00:29:12,675 --> 00:29:16,035 Dracula was, in fact, alive. 336 00:29:17,035 --> 00:29:18,955 Though dormant. 337 00:29:18,955 --> 00:29:21,155 Apparently in some kind of restorative coma, 338 00:29:21,155 --> 00:29:23,035 in which he would have remained 339 00:29:23,035 --> 00:29:26,435 if I hadn't been stupid enough to feed him. 340 00:29:26,435 --> 00:29:29,715 So in case you're wondering, yeah, vampires bite. 341 00:29:32,835 --> 00:29:36,075 You need to know what you're signing up for. 342 00:29:37,395 --> 00:29:38,955 We will keep you safe, 343 00:29:38,955 --> 00:29:41,675 but this isn't just about giving blood. 344 00:29:41,675 --> 00:29:43,715 It's not just another student drug trial. 345 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:47,315 There is a reason it is better paid. 346 00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:51,395 Now, you will have controlled exposure to a vampire. 347 00:29:51,395 --> 00:29:53,915 Are we clear? Bye. 348 00:29:53,915 --> 00:29:58,435 Obviously, at this point, having triggered his revification, 349 00:29:58,435 --> 00:30:01,515 we opted for tactical retreat. 350 00:30:01,515 --> 00:30:05,395 We resealed the box so nothing could interfere with the process 351 00:30:05,395 --> 00:30:07,075 and we monitored from the shore. 352 00:30:07,075 --> 00:30:10,835 It took Dracula another ten hours to fully revive. 353 00:30:10,835 --> 00:30:13,755 And of course, we were waiting for him on the beach. 354 00:30:13,755 --> 00:30:14,915 Why? 355 00:30:20,395 --> 00:30:23,675 Did you hear me? Why is that there? 356 00:30:23,675 --> 00:30:25,035 What is it for? 357 00:30:26,075 --> 00:30:28,115 It's a toilet. I'm a vampire. 358 00:30:28,115 --> 00:30:30,555 Why have you given me a toilet? 359 00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:37,835 Good morning, Count Dracula. 360 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:40,115 How are you settling in? 361 00:30:40,115 --> 00:30:43,555 Well, uh, I have a chemical toilet. 362 00:30:43,555 --> 00:30:44,955 And this. 363 00:30:44,955 --> 00:30:47,435 You have every book written during your coma, 364 00:30:47,435 --> 00:30:49,035 and somewhere to sit. 365 00:30:49,035 --> 00:30:51,115 Well, I need more than books, Zoe. 366 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,115 Take off your coat and roll up your left sleeve. 367 00:31:20,115 --> 00:31:21,355 Why? 368 00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:24,075 Because I told you to, and I can break you with a sunbeam. 369 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:31,715 I'm coming in. 370 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,355 Make any attempt to attack me, 371 00:31:33,355 --> 00:31:35,955 and my colleague will fully open the roof and burn you to a crisp. 372 00:31:35,955 --> 00:31:37,195 Do you understand? 373 00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:39,835 So you're a doctor this time, are you? 374 00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:43,275 I think I preferred the disappointed nun. 375 00:31:43,275 --> 00:31:46,315 I'm a scientist. Well, that amounts to the same thing. 376 00:31:46,315 --> 00:31:48,035 I'm not Sister Agatha. 377 00:31:48,035 --> 00:31:50,595 I'm Dr Helsing, and I'm the woman in charge of this foundation. 378 00:31:50,595 --> 00:31:51,955 In charge of it? 379 00:31:51,955 --> 00:31:54,275 Oh, of course. I suppose women's rights 380 00:31:54,275 --> 00:31:55,955 are just something you slept through. 381 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,715 Women's what? Did you say rights? 382 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,115 You'll get the hang of it. 383 00:31:59,115 --> 00:32:01,395 No, no, no, please try and explain. 384 00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:03,395 I missed an entire century. 385 00:32:03,395 --> 00:32:05,395 What are...rights? 386 00:32:05,395 --> 00:32:07,675 Nobody has rights, Zoe. 387 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:09,515 Man, woman or monster. 388 00:32:09,515 --> 00:32:10,875 No-one, nowhere. 389 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,755 It's just a lunatic fantasy. 390 00:32:13,755 --> 00:32:16,435 Or civilisation, as we like to call it. 391 00:32:17,515 --> 00:32:20,075 Give me your left arm. Why? 392 00:32:20,075 --> 00:32:22,075 Because you're going to give blood. 393 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:25,115 Well, this is a first. 394 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:45,635 So tell me, what is the Jonathan Harker Foundation? 395 00:32:53,435 --> 00:32:55,755 I can't seem to penetrate the skin. 396 00:32:55,755 --> 00:32:57,715 Oh? 397 00:32:57,715 --> 00:32:59,435 Give it to me. 398 00:33:02,915 --> 00:33:04,715 Take this. 399 00:33:07,475 --> 00:33:09,275 Hold this. 400 00:33:29,515 --> 00:33:31,555 Johnny was a fine man. 401 00:33:31,555 --> 00:33:33,995 What has this place got to do with him? 402 00:33:33,995 --> 00:33:35,595 Oh, you remember Harker, then? 403 00:33:35,595 --> 00:33:37,235 Mm. 404 00:33:37,235 --> 00:33:39,475 This foundation was set up by Mina Murray, his fiancee. 405 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:42,515 Do you remember her? 406 00:33:42,515 --> 00:33:43,955 Barely. 407 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,555 Insipid little thing. 408 00:33:45,555 --> 00:33:47,955 Flavourless, one imagines. 409 00:33:47,955 --> 00:33:49,515 But you left her alive. 410 00:33:49,515 --> 00:33:51,555 Go! Now! 411 00:33:51,555 --> 00:33:53,875 When her father died, she inherited his fortune 412 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,555 and with the cooperation of Sister Agatha's extended family, 413 00:33:56,555 --> 00:33:58,595 they set up this foundation in Jonathan's name. 414 00:33:58,595 --> 00:34:01,115 So you run the family firm. 415 00:34:01,115 --> 00:34:04,475 I've always approved of inherited power. 416 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:07,915 Democracy is the tyranny of the uninformed. 417 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,755 Only in blood... 418 00:34:10,755 --> 00:34:12,835 ..do we find the truth, Zoe. 419 00:34:21,115 --> 00:34:23,915 Our primary purpose is medical research, 420 00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:26,555 but with the stipulation that, were you ever to be found, 421 00:34:26,555 --> 00:34:30,435 you would be trapped, studied, understood, and humanely fed. 422 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:33,915 You're a unique specimen. No. 423 00:34:33,915 --> 00:34:36,955 I'm a 500-year-old warlord. 424 00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:39,995 And... 425 00:34:41,635 --> 00:34:44,155 ..I know mercenaries when I see them. 426 00:34:45,155 --> 00:34:47,235 Who's funding this place? 427 00:34:48,435 --> 00:34:51,075 Because people who can afford mercenaries 428 00:34:51,075 --> 00:34:53,235 are very rarely interested in medicine. 429 00:34:55,555 --> 00:34:58,635 You're withholding information. I'm giving you everything. 430 00:34:58,635 --> 00:35:00,155 Blood is lives. 431 00:35:00,155 --> 00:35:04,075 Everything is in the blood, Zoe, if you know how to read it. 432 00:35:04,075 --> 00:35:06,195 Do you know how to read it? 433 00:35:06,195 --> 00:35:08,275 You couldn't read mine. You choked on it. 434 00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:10,235 I remember the flavour, though. 435 00:35:11,435 --> 00:35:13,075 ..what IS that? 436 00:35:14,395 --> 00:35:16,235 You're... 437 00:35:16,235 --> 00:35:18,835 You're fast, you're clever, driven. 438 00:35:18,835 --> 00:35:20,795 But driven by what? 439 00:35:20,795 --> 00:35:23,595 Agatha was always trying to save everybody, but you... 440 00:35:26,315 --> 00:35:29,595 You hold yourself apart. 441 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,355 Friendless. 442 00:35:31,355 --> 00:35:32,395 Loveless. 443 00:35:32,395 --> 00:35:34,435 Childless. 444 00:35:34,435 --> 00:35:37,275 Compromised. Corrupt, even. 445 00:35:42,435 --> 00:35:45,635 Zoe Helsing, there's a shadow on your heart. 446 00:35:46,835 --> 00:35:49,475 I've sampled this bitter bouquet before, 447 00:35:49,475 --> 00:35:53,915 and these days, I believe, 448 00:35:53,915 --> 00:35:55,435 you call it... 449 00:35:56,995 --> 00:35:58,515 ..cancer. 450 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:05,555 That's why your blood was poison to me. 451 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:08,755 You're dying. 452 00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:12,435 Doctor, I need to talk you. 453 00:36:12,435 --> 00:36:13,675 What is it? Who's this? 454 00:36:13,675 --> 00:36:15,075 Oh, hi, Frank. 455 00:36:15,075 --> 00:36:17,715 Sorry. Yes, hello. Bit late - er, trains. 456 00:36:17,715 --> 00:36:19,515 What are you thinking? Get rid of him. 457 00:36:19,515 --> 00:36:21,355 Throw him out of the bloody building! 458 00:36:21,355 --> 00:36:23,755 Dr Helsing, I think you'd better listen. 459 00:36:23,755 --> 00:36:26,435 Who are you? I'm sorry, that's rude of me. 460 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:31,515 This is Frank Renfield. We've been, um, Skyping. 461 00:36:31,515 --> 00:36:33,595 Hello. Dr Helsing, isn't it? 462 00:36:33,595 --> 00:36:36,795 I-I-I'm sure we can sort all this out. Skyping? 463 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,835 Ah, yes. Um, thanks for this. 464 00:36:39,835 --> 00:36:42,475 You're online? You're not supposed to be online. 465 00:36:42,475 --> 00:36:44,715 Well, don't you know how these things work? 466 00:36:44,715 --> 00:36:46,555 Terribly clever. 467 00:36:46,555 --> 00:36:49,395 Who gave him the Wi-Fi password? 468 00:36:49,395 --> 00:36:51,355 Well, it's my name. 469 00:36:51,355 --> 00:36:53,875 Oh, Jesus. Tell Dr Helsing who you are. 470 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:56,115 Right. Well, yes. 471 00:36:56,115 --> 00:36:58,115 I'm Count Dracula's lawyer. His what? 472 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,355 His lawyer. His lawyer? 473 00:37:00,355 --> 00:37:04,435 Sorry. Well, not sorry, but, you know. 474 00:37:04,435 --> 00:37:07,475 I'm afraid it does look like you're keeping him here against his will. 475 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:10,715 And whilst my client doesn't want to make a fuss, well, 476 00:37:10,715 --> 00:37:12,875 that's not really on, is it? 477 00:37:14,795 --> 00:37:16,075 Since when do you have a lawyer? 478 00:37:16,075 --> 00:37:17,235 Um... 479 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,075 ..189...6? 480 00:37:19,075 --> 00:37:20,355 Exactly. Yes. 481 00:37:20,355 --> 00:37:24,515 We've been representing Count Dracula since September 12th, 1896. 482 00:37:24,515 --> 00:37:26,155 Well, Hawkins and Wentworth have. 483 00:37:26,155 --> 00:37:27,555 Wasn't there myself. 484 00:37:27,555 --> 00:37:30,075 Not that old! N-No offence. 485 00:37:30,075 --> 00:37:32,395 1896? 486 00:37:32,395 --> 00:37:35,515 We purchased some properties for the Count and arranged his resettlement. 487 00:37:35,515 --> 00:37:39,755 Does it bother you that the man who engaged your firm in 1896 488 00:37:39,755 --> 00:37:41,915 is standing over there without a single grey hair? 489 00:37:41,915 --> 00:37:44,115 Thank you. 490 00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:47,475 Oh, it does, yes. Quite a lot, really. 491 00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:51,035 In fact, I think it's properly frightening. Don't you? 492 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:54,195 But the thing is, you see, being well over a century old 493 00:37:54,195 --> 00:37:56,675 is not actually against the law. 494 00:37:56,675 --> 00:38:00,755 What's against the law is you locking him up. 495 00:38:00,755 --> 00:38:03,715 I think you might have forgotten, Dr Helsing... 496 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,995 ..Count Dracula has rights. 497 00:38:11,475 --> 00:38:13,235 He's a bloody vampire! 498 00:38:13,235 --> 00:38:15,115 I-I feel that's an emotionally loaded term. 499 00:38:15,115 --> 00:38:17,195 It is the correct term. 500 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:21,435 It's not a legal term. Has he harmed anyone? Yes. No. 501 00:38:21,435 --> 00:38:23,475 Well, on the beach, he... No. 502 00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:26,315 There were rumours of an incident on the beach a few nights ago, 503 00:38:26,315 --> 00:38:28,515 but there was no trace of anything the following morning, 504 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:30,435 and everyone has stopped talking about it. 505 00:38:30,435 --> 00:38:33,195 So either there's been some sort of cover-up, 506 00:38:33,195 --> 00:38:35,475 in which case the police will certainly be interested, 507 00:38:35,475 --> 00:38:38,675 or there was no incident to cover up in the first place 508 00:38:38,675 --> 00:38:41,155 and my client is guilty of nothing. 509 00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:42,755 Which would you prefer? 510 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,995 After all, why would a medical research facility 511 00:38:46,995 --> 00:38:50,275 have access to, I don't know, let's say... 512 00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:52,315 mercenaries? 513 00:38:52,315 --> 00:38:54,995 I'm not curious for myself, you understand, 514 00:38:54,995 --> 00:38:57,715 but people are such gossips. 515 00:38:57,715 --> 00:39:00,795 Count Dracula has given a deadline for his release - 516 00:39:00,795 --> 00:39:03,675 11 minutes past eight this evening. 517 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,915 Slightly odd timing, but he has his ways. 518 00:39:07,915 --> 00:39:10,955 It's not odd. It's not odd at all, Mr Renfield. 519 00:39:10,955 --> 00:39:13,035 11 minutes past eight is sunset. 520 00:39:34,195 --> 00:39:37,355 I'm sending you an e-mail. 521 00:39:50,195 --> 00:39:53,035 Dear Zoe, 522 00:39:53,035 --> 00:39:56,875 thank you for being such a courteous host. 523 00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:59,355 It is, however, the tradition 524 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:02,515 that the courteous host must speed the parting guest, 525 00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:05,835 and I'm sure you will accord with this. 526 00:40:05,835 --> 00:40:08,915 Also, thank you for your offer of food. 527 00:40:08,915 --> 00:40:11,915 However, it is not my practice to eat cattle. 528 00:40:13,275 --> 00:40:16,195 In the matter of blood, I'm a connoisseur. 529 00:40:16,195 --> 00:40:19,835 Blood is lives. 530 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,955 Blood is testimony. 531 00:40:23,035 --> 00:40:25,915 The testimony of everyone I have ever destroyed 532 00:40:25,915 --> 00:40:28,595 flows in my veins. 533 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:32,875 I will choose with care who joins them now. 534 00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:36,275 Ripeness is the first moment of decay. 535 00:40:36,275 --> 00:40:41,355 Sweetness is the promise of corruption. 536 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:44,435 I shall look for the perfect food of this world. 537 00:40:44,435 --> 00:40:47,875 And I will find it. 538 00:40:48,955 --> 00:40:50,875 Never doubt that. 539 00:40:52,715 --> 00:40:53,755 I will find it. 540 00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:59,875 Blood is everything you needed to know, Zoe, 541 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,675 if you understand how to read it. 542 00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:05,315 Have you worked out how yet? 543 00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:11,835 If you ever hope to match me, you'll have to. 544 00:41:35,515 --> 00:41:39,475 The Jonathan Harker Foundation - terribly interesting. 545 00:41:39,475 --> 00:41:42,515 Did some tremendous work during the last two flu outbreaks, 546 00:41:42,515 --> 00:41:45,755 but their funding stream is, to say the least, opaque. 547 00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:49,635 One might almost say...occult. 548 00:42:00,915 --> 00:42:02,595 Where did you go? 549 00:42:02,595 --> 00:42:03,915 Are you sulking? 550 00:42:03,915 --> 00:42:05,155 Just cos I got engaged? 551 00:42:08,915 --> 00:42:11,755 Jack, don't sulk. 552 00:42:11,755 --> 00:42:13,595 Um, Jack's not here at the moment. 553 00:42:13,595 --> 00:42:15,035 Who shall I say called? 554 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:16,835 Oh, sorry. 555 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,075 Tell him it's Lucy. 556 00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:20,035 Lucy Westenra. 557 00:42:20,035 --> 00:42:22,555 Who's this? 558 00:42:22,555 --> 00:42:24,835 Hello, Lucy Westenra. 559 00:42:25,795 --> 00:42:27,395 I'm Count Dracula. 560 00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:21,235 Agatha Van Helsing... 561 00:43:23,235 --> 00:43:24,875 ..you'll be part of me. 562 00:43:27,115 --> 00:43:30,635 You'll travel to the new world in my veins. 563 00:43:30,635 --> 00:43:33,075 Come, boy. Suckle. 564 00:44:13,835 --> 00:44:16,515 I can't do two more days of this. What? 565 00:44:16,515 --> 00:44:18,515 I feel bloody terrible already. Lightweight! 566 00:44:18,515 --> 00:44:20,755 Stick your head out the window. It's the Jagerbombs. 567 00:44:20,755 --> 00:44:22,635 That last one tasted like furniture polish. 568 00:44:22,635 --> 00:44:25,035 Where are the crisps? I can't get the taste out of my mouth. 569 00:44:25,035 --> 00:44:26,835 Somebody said they were getting crisps. 570 00:44:26,835 --> 00:44:28,235 They only had plain ones. 571 00:44:28,235 --> 00:44:31,955 Plain? Oh, Jesus. What's good about no flavour? 572 00:44:31,955 --> 00:44:34,035 FRANK: What was wrong with the physicist? 573 00:44:36,915 --> 00:44:40,235 No flavour. And the tennis player? 574 00:44:40,235 --> 00:44:41,395 Stringy. 575 00:44:41,395 --> 00:44:43,035 Master, I am trying to provide you 576 00:44:43,035 --> 00:44:45,915 with precisely the skill sets you're hoping to acquire. 577 00:44:45,915 --> 00:44:48,555 Listen, for 500 years, I have not had to exercise, 578 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,635 but these days everything is done for you 579 00:44:50,635 --> 00:44:52,475 and everything is being delivered, even food. 580 00:44:55,515 --> 00:44:57,275 SAM: Are we nearly there? 581 00:44:57,275 --> 00:44:59,115 ZEV: Another 20 minutes. Ugh! 582 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:02,835 What? Just texting. 583 00:45:02,835 --> 00:45:04,475 I know that face. What face? 584 00:45:04,475 --> 00:45:05,915 Yours. 585 00:45:08,115 --> 00:45:12,155 Master, you came to me with a programme, a plan, 586 00:45:12,155 --> 00:45:14,675 some genuinely fresh initiatives for... 587 00:45:14,675 --> 00:45:16,955 ..well, let's call it what it is... 588 00:45:16,955 --> 00:45:18,835 ..world domination. 589 00:45:18,835 --> 00:45:23,115 May I ask, as your lawyer, what are you doing with your time? 590 00:45:23,115 --> 00:45:26,115 You can't afford to feed on just, uh, anyone. 591 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,395 Oh, dot-dot-dot. There's a reply coming! 592 00:45:32,395 --> 00:45:34,195 Give it back. Are you not eating with us? 593 00:45:34,195 --> 00:45:35,315 She's drinking with us. 594 00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:36,995 Give it here! 595 00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:38,675 Uh, uh, uh - reply's in. 596 00:45:40,315 --> 00:45:42,395 Lucy Westenra, you're getting married. 597 00:45:42,395 --> 00:45:45,035 Yeah, final days as a free woman. Give it here. 598 00:45:45,035 --> 00:45:47,475 How should I reply? 599 00:45:47,475 --> 00:45:49,315 Yes. Just say yes. 600 00:45:49,315 --> 00:45:54,595 "Ms Westenra is available for a late dinner." 601 00:45:54,595 --> 00:45:57,235 I'm saying, though, we've got karaoke! 602 00:45:57,235 --> 00:45:59,155 So who's this one, then? 603 00:45:59,155 --> 00:46:01,915 D? 604 00:46:01,915 --> 00:46:04,155 Who's D? 605 00:46:04,155 --> 00:46:05,715 What about this one? 606 00:46:05,715 --> 00:46:07,795 "Staying locally. Double first from Oxford. 607 00:46:07,795 --> 00:46:10,435 "Martial arts expert. Non-drinker." 608 00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:13,875 Ah. Sorry. Already have dinner plans. 609 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:17,955 I am trying, Dark Lord. 610 00:46:17,955 --> 00:46:19,555 I do sometimes wonder 611 00:46:19,555 --> 00:46:22,155 what it is that you actually want. 612 00:46:45,035 --> 00:46:48,435 What about the Harker Foundation? Are they still taking an interest? 613 00:46:48,435 --> 00:46:50,315 There is some activity. 614 00:46:50,315 --> 00:46:53,035 However, your lady friend has left their employ... 615 00:46:53,035 --> 00:46:54,915 My lady friend? 616 00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:57,515 Dr Helsing. 617 00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,715 I'm unclear exactly what's happened, 618 00:47:00,715 --> 00:47:02,235 but I'm assuming... 619 00:47:03,235 --> 00:47:06,715 ...she'll take no further interest in you. 620 00:47:06,715 --> 00:47:08,115 Mm. 621 00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:22,355 HE YAWNS 622 00:47:22,355 --> 00:47:24,235 What's the time? 623 00:47:24,235 --> 00:47:26,355 Half two. 624 00:47:26,355 --> 00:47:28,035 You know what? 625 00:47:29,155 --> 00:47:32,435 I think there's blood in my alcohol stream. 626 00:47:32,435 --> 00:47:33,915 Yeah. 627 00:47:33,915 --> 00:47:35,955 Did you hear what I said? I did. 628 00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:39,195 There's blood... ..in your alcohol stream. It was hilarious. 629 00:47:39,195 --> 00:47:41,035 It's the wrong way round, you see? 630 00:47:41,035 --> 00:47:43,875 Stop, you're killing me. 631 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:45,715 Are you even drunk? 632 00:47:45,715 --> 00:47:48,035 Were you even drinking properly? 633 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:50,195 Maybe I'm saving myself. 634 00:47:50,195 --> 00:47:52,115 For dinner? Mm! 635 00:47:52,115 --> 00:47:53,755 For D? 636 00:47:53,755 --> 00:47:55,275 Don't. 637 00:47:55,275 --> 00:47:57,275 Who's hungry at this time of night? 638 00:48:00,355 --> 00:48:02,915 Are you sure about all this? 639 00:48:02,915 --> 00:48:04,795 About what? 640 00:48:04,795 --> 00:48:06,235 Marrying Quincey. 641 00:48:06,235 --> 00:48:07,635 I like him. 642 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:09,835 You're supposed to love him. 643 00:48:09,835 --> 00:48:11,595 OK, I love him, then. 644 00:48:11,595 --> 00:48:13,435 Cos he loves you. 645 00:48:13,435 --> 00:48:15,755 And Jack loves you. 646 00:48:15,755 --> 00:48:17,235 Everybody loves you. 647 00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:19,635 Yeah, I'm pretty, that happens. 648 00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:21,835 Woo! Listen to her. 649 00:48:21,835 --> 00:48:25,475 Do you know what it's like when you're pretty? Yes! 650 00:48:25,475 --> 00:48:26,915 Everybody smiles. 651 00:48:28,035 --> 00:48:30,875 You never see the world without a big, stupid smile 652 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,195 on its face. HE GROANS 653 00:48:33,195 --> 00:48:34,675 The thing you don't get... 654 00:48:36,195 --> 00:48:38,115 ..marriage... 655 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:41,555 ..is for life. 656 00:48:41,555 --> 00:48:43,995 Yeah, but life isn't forever. 657 00:49:20,355 --> 00:49:21,595 Tart. 658 00:49:21,595 --> 00:49:24,515 Hungry. 659 00:49:24,515 --> 00:49:26,075 You could've waited. 660 00:49:26,075 --> 00:49:28,435 I need to feed on someone, Lucy. 661 00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:31,235 You don't always give your consent. 662 00:49:31,235 --> 00:49:32,955 I bet this one didn't. 663 00:49:32,955 --> 00:49:34,475 Fast food. 664 00:49:36,435 --> 00:49:38,315 So why does my consent matter? 665 00:49:38,315 --> 00:49:39,875 It doesn't, but it's delicious. 666 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,035 I'm a gourmet, not a glutton. 667 00:49:45,395 --> 00:49:47,715 Why always a graveyard? 668 00:49:47,715 --> 00:49:49,795 I like to spend time with people my own age. 669 00:49:51,635 --> 00:49:53,235 Yeah, funny guy. 670 00:49:53,235 --> 00:49:54,635 Very funny. 671 00:49:54,635 --> 00:49:55,915 Where will you be buried? 672 00:49:57,275 --> 00:49:58,955 Why? 673 00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:00,795 Because I might want to visit. 674 00:50:00,795 --> 00:50:02,195 That's next-level clingy. 675 00:50:02,195 --> 00:50:04,635 Thank God I'm being cremated. No. 676 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,115 Shut up. 677 00:50:06,115 --> 00:50:09,315 Everyone is. It's a waste of space, all this. 678 00:50:09,315 --> 00:50:11,315 Listen to me. 679 00:50:11,315 --> 00:50:13,395 Do not let them burn you. 680 00:50:13,395 --> 00:50:14,795 Why not? 681 00:50:14,795 --> 00:50:17,275 It hurts. 682 00:50:17,275 --> 00:50:18,875 I've never heard anyone complain. 683 00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:20,275 Well, I have. 684 00:50:20,275 --> 00:50:21,635 I'd say there are... 685 00:50:24,235 --> 00:50:25,875 ..nine here. 686 00:50:26,955 --> 00:50:29,275 Yes, nine. 687 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:33,715 Nine what? 688 00:50:33,715 --> 00:50:35,955 Sufferers. 689 00:50:39,595 --> 00:50:42,035 Come here. 690 00:50:51,795 --> 00:50:53,435 Give me your hand. 691 00:50:54,835 --> 00:50:56,715 What am I doing? 692 00:50:56,715 --> 00:50:58,475 Listening. 693 00:51:10,475 --> 00:51:12,275 What's that? 694 00:51:12,275 --> 00:51:13,915 What does it sound like? 695 00:51:17,555 --> 00:51:19,195 Knocking. 696 00:51:19,195 --> 00:51:21,635 Knocking, yes. 697 00:51:21,635 --> 00:51:23,355 On a coffin lid. 698 00:51:25,435 --> 00:51:27,075 From the inside. 699 00:51:33,195 --> 00:51:35,035 Turn on the lights, please. 700 00:51:35,035 --> 00:51:36,875 100 million... 701 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,915 Someone turn on the lights! 245,000... 702 00:51:39,915 --> 00:51:42,395 I can't...I can't feel it! 703 00:51:42,395 --> 00:51:43,795 Help me! Help me! 704 00:51:43,795 --> 00:51:45,795 Are they vampires? 705 00:51:47,115 --> 00:51:49,475 Nothing so evolved. They're just undead. 706 00:51:49,475 --> 00:51:54,315 The unfortunate few who remain sentient as they rot. 707 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,355 Ah! 708 00:51:58,595 --> 00:52:01,235 The children of the night, what music they make. 709 00:52:01,235 --> 00:52:03,275 Help me! 710 00:52:09,675 --> 00:52:13,315 Bloofer lady. Bloofer lady. 711 00:52:14,475 --> 00:52:16,275 Bloofer lady. 712 00:52:16,275 --> 00:52:17,635 Bloofer? 713 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:20,315 Beautiful. He means you. 714 00:52:20,315 --> 00:52:22,755 Bloofer lady. 715 00:52:25,435 --> 00:52:27,235 How does he know I'm here? 716 00:52:27,235 --> 00:52:29,475 Because he's looking at you. 717 00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,115 Right there. 718 00:52:33,675 --> 00:52:36,155 Bloofer lady. 719 00:52:36,155 --> 00:52:40,035 Bloofer lady play peekaboo. 720 00:52:41,395 --> 00:52:43,515 Peekaboo! 721 00:52:43,515 --> 00:52:47,275 Some of the little ones wriggle their way to the surface. 722 00:52:47,275 --> 00:52:49,595 I think they can smell the worms. 723 00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:54,675 Can you see me yet? 724 00:52:54,675 --> 00:52:57,315 No, no, no! No, no! 725 00:52:58,755 --> 00:53:00,155 Don't play with him. 726 00:53:00,155 --> 00:53:01,715 He'll follow you home. 727 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:05,835 Would he really? 728 00:53:05,835 --> 00:53:10,715 You know, in a very, very long life, 729 00:53:10,715 --> 00:53:13,555 I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you. 730 00:53:15,835 --> 00:53:19,235 You really don't care, do you? 731 00:53:23,195 --> 00:53:24,915 The perfect food. 732 00:53:42,595 --> 00:53:43,595 Lucy? 733 00:53:45,515 --> 00:53:46,835 Shit. 734 00:53:55,155 --> 00:53:59,475 Dying is the only remaining novelty. 735 00:53:59,475 --> 00:54:02,715 Every other human experience is catalogued somewhere 736 00:54:02,715 --> 00:54:05,155 in your endless chattering libraries. 737 00:54:05,155 --> 00:54:07,195 Nothing comes fresh. 738 00:54:07,195 --> 00:54:10,915 Every living instant is shop-soiled and second-hand 739 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:15,315 except that one moment in life that no-one can report back on. 740 00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:17,475 In a world of travelled roads... 741 00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:21,595 ..death is the last unprinted snow. 742 00:54:25,155 --> 00:54:26,675 You don't half talk a lot of shit. 743 00:54:30,395 --> 00:54:33,195 You know, people don't usually say that to me. 744 00:54:33,195 --> 00:54:36,355 Yeah, you kill them before they can. 745 00:54:36,355 --> 00:54:38,235 Basically, you're blocking people. 746 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:52,875 Do you love me? No. 747 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,515 Will you ever love me? No. 748 00:54:55,515 --> 00:54:58,755 Well, that's one less thing to worry about. 749 00:54:58,755 --> 00:55:02,275 Aren't you even a little scared of me? 750 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,235 Aren't you afraid of anything? 751 00:55:06,515 --> 00:55:07,675 Even dying? 752 00:55:09,155 --> 00:55:10,995 Everybody dies. 753 00:55:13,595 --> 00:55:15,875 Lucy, you're a very special flavour. 754 00:55:23,475 --> 00:55:25,795 Two minutes, 755 00:55:25,795 --> 00:55:27,875 if you've still got the appetite. 756 00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,435 Three. Five. 757 00:55:30,435 --> 00:55:31,715 Special treat. 758 00:55:31,715 --> 00:55:34,515 What do you want to dream about tonight? 759 00:55:34,515 --> 00:55:35,795 Put me somewhere beautiful... 760 00:55:37,355 --> 00:55:38,995 ..where no-one can see me... 761 00:55:40,315 --> 00:55:42,035 ..where I don't have to smile. 762 00:56:09,675 --> 00:56:14,315 "Unscrupulous doctor deployed tanner's knife," 12 letters. 763 00:56:20,235 --> 00:56:22,675 Dracula... 764 00:56:22,675 --> 00:56:24,435 ..is... 765 00:56:28,075 --> 00:56:31,675 ..my...lord. 766 00:56:34,155 --> 00:56:35,395 Lucy? 767 00:56:37,475 --> 00:56:39,315 Lucy! 768 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:43,395 Lucy? 769 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:45,795 Luce? 770 00:56:45,795 --> 00:56:46,995 What the hell? 771 00:56:49,635 --> 00:56:52,355 Jack, please, you've got to see her. 772 00:56:52,355 --> 00:56:54,955 She won't see doctors, but she might see you. 773 00:57:40,075 --> 00:57:42,675 Could I speak to Dr Helsing, please? 774 00:57:47,195 --> 00:57:48,395 No. 775 00:57:49,635 --> 00:57:50,835 No, I didn't know that. 776 00:58:17,235 --> 00:58:18,995 Hello. 777 00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:22,315 Did somebody send you? 778 00:58:28,395 --> 00:58:32,475 Sorry, no offence, but I'm really not a believer. 779 00:58:33,915 --> 00:58:35,515 Zoe? 780 00:58:35,515 --> 00:58:36,955 DOOR OPENS 781 00:58:38,995 --> 00:58:41,115 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 782 00:58:41,115 --> 00:58:42,915 Oh, Jack. Hello. 783 00:58:42,915 --> 00:58:45,715 Sorry, I was...I was dreaming. Please, come in. 784 00:58:45,715 --> 00:58:47,515 Thanks. 785 00:58:47,515 --> 00:58:49,755 Sorry if I startled you. 786 00:58:49,755 --> 00:58:52,595 No, no, you didn't. Ugh. 787 00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,595 Try again, I'm incredibly bored. 788 00:58:56,435 --> 00:58:58,035 I didn't bring any grapes or anything. 789 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:00,475 I hate grapes. In that case, you're welcome. 790 00:59:04,155 --> 00:59:06,595 It's very kind of you to come and see your old mentor. 791 00:59:11,915 --> 00:59:13,075 Is it, Jack? 792 00:59:14,515 --> 00:59:16,035 Is it kind? 793 00:59:23,035 --> 00:59:24,275 Oh, Jack. 794 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:27,715 You were my star pupil. 795 00:59:30,315 --> 00:59:33,115 I only suggested you for the donor programme 796 00:59:33,115 --> 00:59:36,315 so you could get some easy money, get you through college. 797 00:59:39,595 --> 00:59:42,315 I never thought Dracula would actually come back. 798 00:59:42,315 --> 00:59:44,115 Nobody did. 799 00:59:44,115 --> 00:59:45,555 So... 800 00:59:48,555 --> 00:59:50,675 What do you think... 801 00:59:50,675 --> 00:59:52,075 ..about Lucy? 802 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:56,035 It's possible. 803 00:59:56,035 --> 00:59:58,195 Could be him. 804 00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:01,315 Dracula chooses his victims for a reason. 805 01:00:01,315 --> 01:00:05,515 Is there anything...special about her? 806 01:00:08,555 --> 01:00:10,035 I love her. 807 01:00:10,035 --> 01:00:12,595 But she's a perfectly ordinary girl. 808 01:00:12,595 --> 01:00:13,835 She can't be. 809 01:00:15,635 --> 01:00:17,915 Because if it is Dracula... 810 01:00:19,555 --> 01:00:22,835 ..what keeps him coming back for more? 811 01:00:50,075 --> 01:00:52,635 Hello? 812 01:00:52,635 --> 01:00:53,835 Who's down there? 813 01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:58,435 Is that you? 814 01:00:58,435 --> 01:00:59,555 Peekaboo. 815 01:01:05,835 --> 01:01:07,555 Peekaboo. 816 01:01:09,475 --> 01:01:11,035 Bloofer lady. 817 01:01:14,395 --> 01:01:16,195 Peekaboo. 818 01:01:16,195 --> 01:01:18,235 May I come in? 819 01:01:20,395 --> 01:01:22,475 Peekaboo. 820 01:01:37,315 --> 01:01:39,075 Please avert your eyes - I, um... 821 01:01:41,395 --> 01:01:44,035 ..I have to murder a child. 822 01:01:44,035 --> 01:01:45,835 As we used to say in Vladivostok. 823 01:02:01,035 --> 01:02:02,675 I'm ill. 824 01:02:03,915 --> 01:02:06,795 Well, not ill, precisely. 825 01:02:06,795 --> 01:02:08,635 Look at my face. 826 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:14,035 So, so beautiful. 827 01:02:14,035 --> 01:02:16,915 I'm as white as a sheet. 828 01:02:16,915 --> 01:02:19,355 As the last unprinted snow. 829 01:02:29,355 --> 01:02:31,155 Am I dying? 830 01:02:32,195 --> 01:02:33,595 You're mortal. 831 01:02:33,595 --> 01:02:36,355 You've been dying since the day you were born. 832 01:02:43,515 --> 01:02:45,555 My people have a saying, 833 01:02:45,555 --> 01:02:50,475 "One should always speed a parting guest." 834 01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:12,995 How are you feeling, love? 835 01:03:16,435 --> 01:03:19,275 Just going to make some tea. Want some? 836 01:03:21,595 --> 01:03:23,275 I'll bring you a cuppa. 837 01:03:23,275 --> 01:03:25,795 You stay there! You need to keep your strength up. 838 01:03:32,555 --> 01:03:34,315 Help me! 839 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,035 Help me! 840 01:03:38,995 --> 01:03:40,395 Help me! 841 01:03:41,395 --> 01:03:42,955 Help me! 842 01:03:42,955 --> 01:03:44,755 Shh. 843 01:03:44,755 --> 01:03:48,115 Hush, Lucy, you're mine now. 844 01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:49,755 You've nothing left to fear. 845 01:03:50,955 --> 01:03:52,755 You won't be long in your grave. 846 01:03:52,755 --> 01:03:55,315 Your mind screams aloud, 847 01:03:55,315 --> 01:03:58,195 but for now, your body must be silent. 848 01:03:58,195 --> 01:04:01,915 In the midst of life, we are in death. 849 01:04:01,915 --> 01:04:05,595 Of whom may we seek for succour but of Thee, O Lord, 850 01:04:05,595 --> 01:04:09,235 who for our sins art justly displeased? 851 01:04:09,235 --> 01:04:11,755 Yet, O Lord, God most holy... 852 01:04:11,755 --> 01:04:15,635 ..deliver us not into the bitter pains of eternal death. 853 01:04:20,995 --> 01:04:24,275 854 01:04:24,275 --> 01:04:27,555 855 01:04:27,555 --> 01:04:30,035 856 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:36,435 857 01:04:36,435 --> 01:04:37,875 858 01:04:39,515 --> 01:04:41,955 859 01:04:41,955 --> 01:04:44,315 No! No! 860 01:04:46,635 --> 01:04:48,435 Help me! 861 01:05:09,075 --> 01:05:10,235 Come on. 862 01:05:15,195 --> 01:05:17,915 863 01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:19,955 864 01:05:21,155 --> 01:05:22,595 865 01:05:24,315 --> 01:05:26,515 866 01:05:34,155 --> 01:05:37,835 It's like...I can hear her. 867 01:05:39,235 --> 01:05:42,115 I can feel her crying for me. 868 01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:52,195 Help! Help! 869 01:06:03,195 --> 01:06:04,235 Hello? 870 01:06:09,635 --> 01:06:10,915 Hello, is someone there? 871 01:06:19,275 --> 01:06:20,475 Is someone here? 872 01:06:27,155 --> 01:06:29,035 Did someone open the furnace? 873 01:06:30,315 --> 01:06:32,035 It's not supposed to be open yet. 874 01:06:37,115 --> 01:06:38,955 Did you... 875 01:06:38,955 --> 01:06:40,995 ..put me... 876 01:06:40,995 --> 01:06:43,435 What...? ..in the fire? 877 01:06:53,995 --> 01:06:55,635 I'll be with you in a moment. 878 01:06:57,955 --> 01:06:59,475 Where am I? 879 01:06:59,475 --> 01:07:01,715 That is not the question, Zoe. 880 01:07:01,715 --> 01:07:04,795 I may call you Zoe, mayn't I? 881 01:07:04,795 --> 01:07:09,235 The question is - what are Dracula's limitations? 882 01:07:09,235 --> 01:07:11,035 So, we know three things. 883 01:07:11,035 --> 01:07:14,275 He cannot enter an abode without an invitation. 884 01:07:14,275 --> 01:07:16,515 He cannot stand in the sunlight. 885 01:07:16,515 --> 01:07:20,155 And he fears, above all things, the sight of the cross. 886 01:07:20,155 --> 01:07:22,035 But you see, we are wrong. 887 01:07:22,035 --> 01:07:25,675 These three things must be one thing, much tidier. 888 01:07:25,675 --> 01:07:28,515 God is always tidy. Well, according to his own account. 889 01:07:29,715 --> 01:07:32,555 Oh, do stop hanging your mouth open like that. 890 01:07:32,555 --> 01:07:35,795 Dracula drank my blood, and you drank his. 891 01:07:35,795 --> 01:07:38,875 Blood is lives. 892 01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:41,715 What's left of mine is in him, and now also in you. 893 01:07:42,955 --> 01:07:46,555 As he promised, I have travelled to the new world in his veins. 894 01:07:51,675 --> 01:07:54,555 There are an awful lot of people in Dracula's blood, 895 01:07:54,555 --> 01:07:58,035 but I suppose my DNA syncs with yours. 896 01:07:58,035 --> 01:08:01,195 Oh, what a useful vocabulary I now have! 897 01:08:01,195 --> 01:08:04,595 Who are you? It's perfectly obvious who I am. 898 01:08:04,595 --> 01:08:07,315 So, what does Dracula fear? I don't know. 899 01:08:07,315 --> 01:08:10,355 What does he want, then? I don't know. 900 01:08:10,355 --> 01:08:12,315 Yes, you do. 901 01:08:12,315 --> 01:08:15,435 He returned to feed on Lucy Westenra time and time again. 902 01:08:15,435 --> 01:08:19,315 Well, he could feed off anyone in London, anyone in the world. 903 01:08:19,315 --> 01:08:23,355 Why return to one perfectly ordinary girl night after night? 904 01:08:24,995 --> 01:08:27,435 Who are you? Who do I look like? 905 01:08:28,675 --> 01:08:29,835 Me. 906 01:08:29,835 --> 01:08:32,915 Correct! Now, think, think, think. 907 01:08:32,915 --> 01:08:35,315 What does he want, and what does he fear? 908 01:08:35,315 --> 01:08:38,395 I don't know. I don't care. It's not my problem any more. 909 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:44,275 I am inside your head. 910 01:08:44,275 --> 01:08:45,795 I feel your guilt. 911 01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:48,755 Your foundation, 912 01:08:48,755 --> 01:08:50,595 it was funded by... 913 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:53,275 Oh, I can't see it. 914 01:08:53,275 --> 01:08:55,235 You don't like to think about it, do you? 915 01:08:57,915 --> 01:09:00,555 Wherever that money came from, 916 01:09:00,555 --> 01:09:02,155 I did good with it. 917 01:09:02,155 --> 01:09:03,995 For many years, yes. 918 01:09:03,995 --> 01:09:07,475 But you also brought Dracula back to life with it, 919 01:09:07,475 --> 01:09:10,195 so he's still very much your problem, and you know that. 920 01:09:12,195 --> 01:09:13,635 What can I do? 921 01:09:14,795 --> 01:09:16,275 Poor child. 922 01:09:16,275 --> 01:09:19,955 As our Lord said that night in Gethsemane, 923 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:22,955 "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak." 924 01:09:22,955 --> 01:09:24,795 Tell me who you are. 925 01:09:24,795 --> 01:09:26,755 I am the spirit. 926 01:09:26,755 --> 01:09:31,395 And you are the flesh. 927 01:09:31,395 --> 01:09:35,075 The darkness of Dracula shall guide us to the light. 928 01:09:35,075 --> 01:09:38,715 I'm dying. I'm dead. 929 01:09:38,715 --> 01:09:42,955 But I'm Sister Agatha Van Helsing of the St Mary's convent, Budapest, 930 01:09:42,955 --> 01:09:45,635 and neither of us are quite done yet. 931 01:10:15,675 --> 01:10:18,875 I need you to pick me up from the hospital. 932 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:20,555 I'm...discharging myself. 933 01:10:22,275 --> 01:10:24,035 Zoe, you're dying. 934 01:10:24,035 --> 01:10:26,315 Well, don't take too long, then. 935 01:10:54,275 --> 01:10:56,715 Beautiful. 936 01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:59,595 Beautiful lady. 937 01:11:03,275 --> 01:11:05,875 Bloofer lady. 938 01:11:09,715 --> 01:11:11,955 So, Master, in conclusion, 939 01:11:11,955 --> 01:11:14,395 I feel we should continue to consider the Harker Foundation 940 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,275 an active personal threat. 941 01:11:19,955 --> 01:11:21,715 62, I think. 942 01:11:22,835 --> 01:11:24,195 Accountant. 943 01:11:25,395 --> 01:11:28,195 We shall, of course, continue to monitor their activities 944 01:11:28,195 --> 01:11:31,275 using agents local to the area, some discreet hacking... 945 01:11:31,275 --> 01:11:35,355 ..and your suggestion...bats. 946 01:11:35,355 --> 01:11:36,755 Can I just...? 947 01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:40,795 You don't look very surprised. 948 01:11:40,795 --> 01:11:42,235 You don't look very dead. 949 01:11:42,235 --> 01:11:43,915 I'm getting there. 950 01:11:51,315 --> 01:11:52,795 Finding you wasn't difficult. 951 01:11:52,795 --> 01:11:54,955 A man of your breeding and ego 952 01:11:54,955 --> 01:11:57,395 is temperamentally incapable of hiding. 953 01:11:57,395 --> 01:11:59,515 One just looks for an unnecessarily tall building, 954 01:11:59,515 --> 01:12:01,155 multiple exits, and... 955 01:12:01,155 --> 01:12:03,635 ..no view of a church. 956 01:12:03,635 --> 01:12:05,795 Also, your number's listed. 957 01:12:13,355 --> 01:12:16,115 How kind of you... 958 01:12:16,115 --> 01:12:18,075 ..bringing a bottle to the party. 959 01:12:20,515 --> 01:12:22,195 Very inferior vintage. 960 01:12:23,315 --> 01:12:25,755 But the gesture is appreciated. 961 01:12:25,755 --> 01:12:27,595 Put him down. Why? 962 01:12:27,595 --> 01:12:29,755 This is England. 963 01:12:29,755 --> 01:12:31,795 Conversation precedes dinner. 964 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,795 Quite right, Dr Helsing. 965 01:12:49,915 --> 01:12:51,355 You're expecting company. 966 01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:55,355 Yes. 967 01:12:55,355 --> 01:12:57,395 Lucy Westenra? 968 01:12:57,395 --> 01:12:58,995 Ah, you know her? 969 01:12:58,995 --> 01:13:00,435 Well, this is Dr Seward. 970 01:13:00,435 --> 01:13:01,835 It was his phone you stole. 971 01:13:02,995 --> 01:13:04,395 You might say I introduced you. 972 01:13:04,395 --> 01:13:07,315 Ah! And now she's dead. 973 01:13:08,755 --> 01:13:11,395 If you're expecting Lucy to rise from the grave this evening, 974 01:13:11,395 --> 01:13:13,475 Count Dracula, you might be interested 975 01:13:13,475 --> 01:13:15,315 to know that she was cremated. 976 01:13:17,515 --> 01:13:18,755 Cremated? 977 01:13:18,755 --> 01:13:21,355 But I told her, I warned her... 978 01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:23,235 ..and still she let them put her in the fire? 979 01:13:23,235 --> 01:13:26,155 Apparently. No, no, no, you don't understand. 980 01:13:26,155 --> 01:13:28,635 She would have been conscious the whole time. 981 01:13:28,635 --> 01:13:31,235 Her flesh melting, every cell carbonised, 982 01:13:31,235 --> 01:13:33,355 every particle of her being incinerated! 983 01:13:37,275 --> 01:13:38,835 Stings a bit, I believe. 984 01:13:41,235 --> 01:13:43,395 There. 985 01:13:43,395 --> 01:13:44,515 You see? 986 01:13:44,515 --> 01:13:46,795 You have underestimated the resilience of the vampire. 987 01:13:50,395 --> 01:13:53,035 I've always liked a lively one. 988 01:13:53,035 --> 01:13:55,115 Um, Dr Seward... 989 01:13:56,595 --> 01:14:00,235 She was your friend, was she? Yes. 990 01:14:00,235 --> 01:14:03,555 Now might be a good time to reflect that beauty... 991 01:14:03,555 --> 01:14:05,275 ..is only skin deep. 992 01:14:10,915 --> 01:14:12,315 Brave heart, Jack. 993 01:14:13,355 --> 01:14:16,835 Remember, it is the soul, not the aspect, that one loves. 994 01:14:20,235 --> 01:14:25,475 Dr Helsing, you don't sound quite yourself. 995 01:14:25,475 --> 01:14:26,755 Are you all right? 996 01:14:27,795 --> 01:14:29,755 Perfectly. 997 01:14:42,195 --> 01:14:44,635 Hello, you. 998 01:14:47,795 --> 01:14:51,155 Did you have much trouble finding the place? 999 01:14:51,155 --> 01:14:53,115 I can always sniff you out, babe. 1000 01:14:59,275 --> 01:15:00,595 Jack! 1001 01:15:00,595 --> 01:15:03,515 Oh, Jack, what are you doing here? 1002 01:15:06,555 --> 01:15:08,235 Oh! 1003 01:15:08,235 --> 01:15:09,715 And who's this? 1004 01:15:10,915 --> 01:15:13,715 Finally he brings someone. 1005 01:15:13,715 --> 01:15:16,875 A bit pale, though, if you don't mind me saying. 1006 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:19,595 Did you start without me? 1007 01:15:19,595 --> 01:15:21,595 I'm not on the menu. I'm an old friend. 1008 01:15:21,595 --> 01:15:22,955 We go way back. 1009 01:15:25,235 --> 01:15:28,035 Why are you just standing there, Jack? 1010 01:15:31,275 --> 01:15:33,155 Kiss me. 1011 01:15:35,235 --> 01:15:38,075 Kiss me, Jack. 1012 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:39,675 Kiss me. 1013 01:15:39,675 --> 01:15:41,675 Lucy, no. 1014 01:15:43,355 --> 01:15:45,835 Come on, Jack, kiss me like you used to. 1015 01:15:49,955 --> 01:15:51,435 Kiss me. 1016 01:15:54,715 --> 01:15:57,955 Kiss the girl, Dr Seward. 1017 01:15:58,995 --> 01:16:02,035 Journeys end in lovers meeting. 1018 01:16:06,115 --> 01:16:07,915 What's wrong, Jack? 1019 01:16:07,915 --> 01:16:09,915 You can't look at me now? 1020 01:16:09,915 --> 01:16:12,395 The boy who looks at me all day, every day. Can't you look now? 1021 01:16:12,395 --> 01:16:13,955 What's the matter, Jack? 1022 01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:19,755 Lucy, can't you see yourself? 1023 01:16:19,755 --> 01:16:21,555 Of course I can see myself. 1024 01:16:28,635 --> 01:16:30,915 Bloofer lady. 1025 01:16:30,915 --> 01:16:32,515 Bloofer lady! 1026 01:16:33,835 --> 01:16:37,995 Everyone... Everyone smiles when you're beautiful. 1027 01:16:41,995 --> 01:16:43,875 Why aren't you smiling, Jack? 1028 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,915 If you're so beautiful, Lucy... 1029 01:16:47,955 --> 01:16:49,915 ...why don't you take a selfie? 1030 01:16:54,475 --> 01:16:56,115 You smell funny. 1031 01:16:56,115 --> 01:16:58,275 She's dying. 1032 01:16:58,275 --> 01:17:00,515 Beware the bitter bouquet, Lucy. 1033 01:17:00,515 --> 01:17:02,755 The blood of the dying is death to the vampire. 1034 01:17:07,555 --> 01:17:10,275 You smell of death. It's not just me. 1035 01:17:36,475 --> 01:17:38,835 No, no, no! 1036 01:17:38,835 --> 01:17:41,755 My patient, Dr Seward. 1037 01:17:41,755 --> 01:17:43,995 My patient. 1038 01:17:43,995 --> 01:17:46,435 No, no... 1039 01:17:46,435 --> 01:17:48,875 Lucy, my love, 1040 01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:50,915 it's the shock. 1041 01:17:50,915 --> 01:17:53,075 It's the shock. 1042 01:17:53,075 --> 01:17:55,595 But you've done so well. 1043 01:17:55,595 --> 01:17:57,115 You've done so well! 1044 01:17:57,115 --> 01:17:59,835 Look at me! 1045 01:17:59,835 --> 01:18:01,875 I see you, bloofer lady. 1046 01:18:03,235 --> 01:18:05,675 Will I always be like this? 1047 01:18:05,675 --> 01:18:08,595 Yes. Promise. Always. 1048 01:18:08,595 --> 01:18:10,435 But I was beautiful. 1049 01:18:10,435 --> 01:18:13,875 Beauty is never more than a disguise, Lucy, you've outgrown it. 1050 01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:16,195 I don't want to. I don't want to! 1051 01:18:16,195 --> 01:18:18,155 Listen, listen. 1052 01:18:18,155 --> 01:18:20,035 Shh, shh. 1053 01:18:20,035 --> 01:18:23,115 Shh, listen to me. Listen. 1054 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,555 Listen to me! 1055 01:18:25,955 --> 01:18:27,675 Listen! 1056 01:18:31,755 --> 01:18:33,835 You're my finest bride yet. 1057 01:18:35,195 --> 01:18:37,835 In 500 years, you were the only one 1058 01:18:37,835 --> 01:18:40,275 who willingly opened up her veins. 1059 01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:48,435 You knew what was happening. 1060 01:18:48,435 --> 01:18:51,235 You embraced it. You accepted it. 1061 01:18:51,235 --> 01:18:53,755 Now you can live forever. 1062 01:18:53,755 --> 01:18:56,315 Like this? 1063 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,555 Look at me! 1064 01:18:58,555 --> 01:18:59,835 I don't mind. 1065 01:18:59,835 --> 01:19:01,715 Oh, don't you? No. 1066 01:19:01,715 --> 01:19:04,715 Well, I do! I mind! 1067 01:19:19,195 --> 01:19:20,715 Lucy. 1068 01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,115 Kiss me. 1069 01:19:28,035 --> 01:19:29,595 No, no... 1070 01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:37,155 You don't... 1071 01:19:37,155 --> 01:19:38,475 You don't want to kiss me... 1072 01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,755 ..like this. 1073 01:19:41,755 --> 01:19:45,475 Lucy Westenra, there has never been a day I didn't want to kiss you. 1074 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:49,395 And there never will be. 1075 01:19:58,875 --> 01:19:59,875 Oh, Jack. 1076 01:20:04,515 --> 01:20:06,155 Oh, Jack. 1077 01:20:42,355 --> 01:20:43,795 Do it. 1078 01:20:43,795 --> 01:20:45,635 Do it. Do it. 1079 01:20:47,715 --> 01:20:49,075 For me. 1080 01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:52,515 Do it for me. 1081 01:21:36,075 --> 01:21:38,795 She was my most promising experiment. 1082 01:21:38,795 --> 01:21:42,075 Took me 500 years 1083 01:21:42,075 --> 01:21:43,995 to make a bride this good. 1084 01:21:46,035 --> 01:21:47,595 Now look what you've done. 1085 01:21:47,595 --> 01:21:48,755 She was never yours. 1086 01:21:50,635 --> 01:21:52,075 Or mine. 1087 01:21:54,355 --> 01:21:55,475 Or anyone's. 1088 01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:57,915 Well, I suppose she died well. 1089 01:21:57,915 --> 01:22:00,555 That's a rare quality, you can take it from me. 1090 01:22:00,555 --> 01:22:02,195 Quality, or flavour? 1091 01:22:02,195 --> 01:22:04,515 Ah...flavour. 1092 01:22:04,515 --> 01:22:09,075 Very particular. In my experience...unique. 1093 01:22:09,075 --> 01:22:11,355 She almost seemed in love with death. 1094 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:15,395 AGATHA: That's it. That is everything. 1095 01:22:17,435 --> 01:22:19,635 And that's why her. 1096 01:22:24,955 --> 01:22:27,155 Jack, you must go. 1097 01:22:29,795 --> 01:22:31,435 I can't leave you. 1098 01:22:31,435 --> 01:22:35,355 I'm about to have a personal conversation with Count Dracula. 1099 01:22:36,715 --> 01:22:38,755 And I'm certain he won't want it witnessed. 1100 01:22:38,755 --> 01:22:40,675 Why not? Because there's only one thing 1101 01:22:40,675 --> 01:22:42,995 in this world that you're truly afraid of, 1102 01:22:42,995 --> 01:22:45,235 and finally I know what it is. 1103 01:22:45,235 --> 01:22:47,355 I-I don't. 1104 01:22:47,355 --> 01:22:48,675 I know you don't. 1105 01:22:52,395 --> 01:22:55,795 Dr Seward, you may leave. Get out. Dr Helsing... 1106 01:22:55,795 --> 01:22:57,795 No. I can't just... 1107 01:22:57,795 --> 01:22:59,675 Jack, if you want to throw your life away 1108 01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:01,275 in some act of selfless heroism, 1109 01:23:01,275 --> 01:23:04,115 there will be other opportunities. 1110 01:23:16,155 --> 01:23:17,715 It's going to be a beautiful day. 1111 01:23:19,355 --> 01:23:20,395 Thank you. 1112 01:23:26,475 --> 01:23:28,035 Well? 1113 01:23:29,115 --> 01:23:30,475 How did it taste? 1114 01:23:32,915 --> 01:23:34,395 How did what taste? 1115 01:23:37,115 --> 01:23:41,715 Dr Helsing, I think you drank my blood. 1116 01:24:14,995 --> 01:24:17,275 It's 93 million miles away. 1117 01:24:17,275 --> 01:24:18,715 It really isn't going to hurt you. 1118 01:24:20,075 --> 01:24:21,995 I don't understand. 1119 01:24:21,995 --> 01:24:25,955 I have very few breaths left to explain, so don't interrupt. 1120 01:24:25,955 --> 01:24:28,835 Consider Count Dracula, 1121 01:24:28,835 --> 01:24:30,875 who cannot bear to look in a mirror. 1122 01:24:31,995 --> 01:24:33,315 Agatha? 1123 01:24:33,315 --> 01:24:36,275 Dracula who won't stand revealed in the sunlight, 1124 01:24:36,275 --> 01:24:39,675 who cannot enter a home without invitation. 1125 01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:41,635 These aren't curses. 1126 01:24:41,635 --> 01:24:44,075 They are merely habits that become fetishes 1127 01:24:44,075 --> 01:24:47,115 that become legends that even you believe. 1128 01:24:47,115 --> 01:24:48,755 The rules of the beast... 1129 01:24:49,755 --> 01:24:51,595 ..as we discussed so very long ago. 1130 01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:56,635 But why? 1131 01:24:56,635 --> 01:24:58,195 What are you afraid of? 1132 01:24:58,195 --> 01:25:01,955 You are a warrior from a long line of warriors. 1133 01:25:01,955 --> 01:25:03,955 Your grandfather died in battle. 1134 01:25:03,955 --> 01:25:06,835 Your father, your brothers, your sons, their sons. 1135 01:25:08,555 --> 01:25:11,835 All of them fell as heroes on the battlefield. 1136 01:25:11,835 --> 01:25:13,595 But not you. 1137 01:25:13,595 --> 01:25:17,435 Not Count Dracula, the warlord who skulks in the shadows 1138 01:25:17,435 --> 01:25:19,515 and steals the lives of others. 1139 01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:21,715 Unwelcome everywhere. 1140 01:25:21,715 --> 01:25:26,115 Who sleeps in a box of dirt yet dreams of a warrior's grave. 1141 01:25:26,115 --> 01:25:27,875 Who suddenly found himself in the thrall 1142 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:31,435 of a girl in love with the thing he fears the most... 1143 01:25:31,435 --> 01:25:34,035 ..death. 1144 01:25:37,115 --> 01:25:39,035 And now we know why this works. 1145 01:25:40,555 --> 01:25:43,715 Because it speaks of the courage you long to possess. 1146 01:25:44,915 --> 01:25:47,955 The courage it takes to die. 1147 01:25:48,955 --> 01:25:51,075 I call you ashamed. 1148 01:25:51,075 --> 01:25:53,155 Count Dracula is ashamed. 1149 01:25:55,195 --> 01:25:56,835 I don't need this any more. 1150 01:25:56,835 --> 01:25:59,395 I'm dying. 1151 01:25:59,395 --> 01:26:02,955 I am doing the one thing that you can never do, Dracula. 1152 01:26:12,115 --> 01:26:14,475 You're in pain. 1153 01:26:14,475 --> 01:26:15,675 I am equal to it. 1154 01:26:17,115 --> 01:26:19,555 You seek to conquer death, 1155 01:26:19,555 --> 01:26:23,235 but you cannot, until you face it without fear. 1156 01:26:25,675 --> 01:26:27,995 Goodbye, Count Dracula. 1157 01:26:29,075 --> 01:26:32,795 Shuffle back to your box of dirt. The game is over. You lose. 1158 01:26:33,755 --> 01:26:35,875 You will live forever... 1159 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:37,435 ..in shame. 1160 01:27:31,355 --> 01:27:33,315 Beautiful. 1161 01:28:05,075 --> 01:28:07,515 Look at that, Agatha. 1162 01:28:12,875 --> 01:28:14,315 It's beautiful. 1163 01:28:41,875 --> 01:28:43,475 This isn't real. 1164 01:28:47,835 --> 01:28:49,435 This is a dream. 1165 01:28:49,435 --> 01:28:51,035 Of course it is. 1166 01:28:52,915 --> 01:28:54,715 You're drinking my blood. 1167 01:29:02,635 --> 01:29:04,875 And my blood is deadly to you. 1168 01:29:04,875 --> 01:29:06,515 Yes. 1169 01:29:06,515 --> 01:29:08,635 So you'll die. 1170 01:29:09,955 --> 01:29:11,195 So will you. 1171 01:29:14,635 --> 01:29:20,315 After all this time, did you think I'd let it hurt?