1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:08,211 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:08,236 --> 00:00:10,626 I can't do anything that's too... 3 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:14,405 - real right now. - Okay. 4 00:00:14,430 --> 00:00:16,630 What the actual fuck, Taylor? 5 00:00:16,655 --> 00:00:17,705 I'm sorry. 6 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:19,386 Yeah, I am, too. 7 00:00:19,411 --> 00:00:22,878 - By the way, he dies in the end! - Oh, come on, lady! 8 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:25,493 You want to start your new life? 9 00:00:25,821 --> 00:00:27,621 Call this exactly what it was. 10 00:00:27,923 --> 00:00:29,023 An awakening. 11 00:00:29,192 --> 00:00:30,862 For both of us. 12 00:00:31,062 --> 00:00:32,822 - Fuck. Oh, my God. - What? 13 00:00:32,847 --> 00:00:34,547 It's someone I dated, briefly. 14 00:00:36,572 --> 00:00:38,102 Hey, hey. Grab your shit. Come on. 15 00:00:38,127 --> 00:00:40,166 I love you, but I am not 16 00:00:40,191 --> 00:00:41,892 my full self when I'm with you, Finn. 17 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,808 I am on my own path, 18 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:45,557 I am taking swings. 19 00:00:45,953 --> 00:00:48,347 My mom died. 20 00:00:48,527 --> 00:00:50,377 I'd like another chance. 21 00:00:50,422 --> 00:00:53,027 And I-I want to earn your trust back. 22 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:54,778 I can't do this back-and-forth, I just, 23 00:00:54,812 --> 00:00:57,007 - I need to get off this fucking ride. - Are you okay? 24 00:00:57,032 --> 00:01:00,182 - No, I think I need to lie... - Hey. Carrie. Carrie! 25 00:01:03,602 --> 00:01:05,078 Her heart rate is dropping, we're losing her. 26 00:01:05,277 --> 00:01:06,907 Starting compressions. 27 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:08,248 I need epinephrine and bicarbonate going in, now! 28 00:01:10,232 --> 00:01:13,242 Stay with me. 29 00:01:13,442 --> 00:01:15,912 She's stabilizing. 30 00:01:15,937 --> 00:01:17,804 - I've got a pulse. - She's gonna make it. 31 00:01:17,829 --> 00:01:20,650 - Get her to CCU for observation. - See, she's not dead. 32 00:01:20,675 --> 00:01:23,230 Next season, she has an affair with a patient 33 00:01:23,255 --> 00:01:25,792 - and she goes completely coocoo. - Okay. 34 00:01:26,358 --> 00:01:28,779 Have many times have you seen this show all the way through? 35 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:31,946 I don't really want to answer that question. 36 00:01:31,971 --> 00:01:33,267 - Okay. - All right? 37 00:01:33,451 --> 00:01:34,267 Let's just say a lot. 38 00:01:34,292 --> 00:01:35,438 - Uh-huh. - Hey. 39 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:36,862 - Hey. - Hey. 40 00:01:36,887 --> 00:01:38,663 Hey, what did we say about starting the day 41 00:01:38,688 --> 00:01:40,522 with a balanced breakfast and a little movement? 42 00:01:40,554 --> 00:01:43,513 Well, we have said nothing, but you apparently have said a lot. 43 00:01:43,522 --> 00:01:46,302 Okay, well, the doctor said you got to get your steps in. 44 00:01:46,327 --> 00:01:48,838 - We're trying to heal here. - Yeah, it's only been a week 45 00:01:48,862 --> 00:01:49,912 since your heart attack, babe. 46 00:01:50,112 --> 00:01:52,967 Oh, I find Grey's Anatomy very healing, you know? 47 00:01:52,992 --> 00:01:54,547 It's gotten me through some really rough patches 48 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:55,848 - in my life. - Thank you. That's nice. 49 00:01:55,872 --> 00:01:57,002 Well... 50 00:01:57,027 --> 00:01:59,022 - Ah, come on. - That can be your reward 51 00:01:59,047 --> 00:02:00,727 for doing your stress test today. 52 00:02:01,045 --> 00:02:03,348 - Yeah? - Yep, we got a quarter mile 53 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,937 - up an incline, baby. - Ugh. 54 00:02:04,962 --> 00:02:06,818 Yes, we have to do that. We're doing that today. 55 00:02:06,842 --> 00:02:08,148 - Yeah. - All right. 56 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:08,972 Then you can do anything you want. 57 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:10,458 - Yep. - Including Misty. 58 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:13,442 Ooh. Sex as motivation. I like that. Yes? 59 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,947 - Hey! - The two of you 60 00:02:14,972 --> 00:02:16,832 are really bad, you know that? 61 00:02:16,857 --> 00:02:18,463 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God. 62 00:02:18,495 --> 00:02:22,182 - Ugh. Ugh. This is not eggs. - No, it's tofu. 63 00:02:22,207 --> 00:02:24,472 Yeah? Well, tofu... fuck yourself. 64 00:02:24,497 --> 00:02:26,587 No wonder I've never had it before. 65 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:44,518 I think that's a great idea. 66 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:46,447 Yeah. 67 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:47,568 It's nice to know that I can always depend on you. 68 00:02:50,153 --> 00:02:52,453 - I love you so much. - I love you, too. 69 00:02:52,478 --> 00:02:53,778 Fuck you. 70 00:02:54,052 --> 00:02:56,038 Hey. I was hoping for chicken nuggets 71 00:02:56,062 --> 00:02:57,998 but all they had was something called a "fish cake," 72 00:02:58,022 --> 00:02:59,622 so proceed with caution. 73 00:02:59,798 --> 00:03:02,255 I'm not hungry, but thanks. 74 00:03:03,152 --> 00:03:05,822 G, this has to stop. 75 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:08,667 Get your sorry ass out of bed, put on some clothes, 76 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:10,702 and get to your reading. 77 00:03:11,047 --> 00:03:13,562 I'm not going. Hendrix can fail me if he wants, 78 00:03:13,587 --> 00:03:15,137 I really don't care. 79 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,979 You're way too hot to be hung up on some Hemingway wannabe. 80 00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:21,815 I hope to one day share that perspective. 81 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:25,652 I got to run to rehearsal but when I get back, you better be gone. 82 00:03:25,677 --> 00:03:27,227 I will definitely be here. 83 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:31,392 - Angie... - I'm serious. I can't see him. 84 00:03:31,975 --> 00:03:33,407 There's nothing in this whole world that's 85 00:03:33,432 --> 00:03:35,729 gonna make me want to go. 86 00:03:36,229 --> 00:03:38,213 Who's that? Did you invite someone over? 87 00:03:38,238 --> 00:03:39,538 No. 88 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:43,417 - Surprise! - Surprise! 89 00:03:43,442 --> 00:03:44,918 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Hey. 90 00:03:44,942 --> 00:03:47,173 Wait, what are you guys doing here? 91 00:03:47,198 --> 00:03:49,181 Well, we weren't gonna miss your reading. 92 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:50,968 We're gonna film it, is that okay? 93 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,091 No, no, the reading... 94 00:03:53,116 --> 00:03:55,467 It's not a thing. It's a non-thing. 95 00:03:55,492 --> 00:03:57,179 - Right? - Yep, a total non-thing. 96 00:03:57,204 --> 00:04:00,554 Well, not according to the department website. 97 00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:01,647 Are you coming? 98 00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:03,347 - Me? No. - Yes. 99 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:04,802 Yes. 100 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,862 - Is something wrong? - Nope. 101 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:07,917 Is everything okay? 102 00:04:08,503 --> 00:04:09,599 She's nervous. 103 00:04:09,768 --> 00:04:10,832 - I'm nervous. - Oh... 104 00:04:10,857 --> 00:04:11,857 About the reading. 105 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:14,772 - Big nerves about it, so... - Oh, honey, look, come here. 106 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,447 - Sit down. - Don't... Okay. 107 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:18,917 You have nothing to be nervous about, at all. 108 00:04:18,942 --> 00:04:21,362 - That's what I told her. - It's gonna be great, okay? 109 00:04:21,737 --> 00:04:24,077 Just breathe, like in your stomach sort of. 110 00:04:24,178 --> 00:04:26,787 Okay. Just... You don't have to be nervous, honey. 111 00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:28,794 Because you are an amazing writer. 112 00:04:28,819 --> 00:04:30,993 Yes. And you have such command of the stage. 113 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:33,315 You were so terrific in your high school productions. 114 00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:35,947 - I was a stage hand. - And it was memorable. 115 00:04:35,992 --> 00:04:37,428 - Okay. - Well, that's good. 116 00:04:37,452 --> 00:04:40,325 Thanks. I hope that experience can get me through today. 117 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:41,401 It will. 118 00:04:42,077 --> 00:04:45,387 And then afterwards we can all go out to dinner and celebrate. 119 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:47,604 I made a reservation at Providence. 120 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,817 - So bougie. - Okay, okay. 121 00:04:49,842 --> 00:04:51,760 I guess, um, 122 00:04:52,182 --> 00:04:53,492 - we're all going to this thing. - Yep. 123 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:54,647 - Yay. - Great. 124 00:04:54,847 --> 00:04:58,317 Um, maybe you should, um... 125 00:04:58,569 --> 00:05:01,286 Are you gonna... Yeah, maybe change? 126 00:05:01,311 --> 00:05:02,771 Uh, maybe just a quick shower. 127 00:05:02,796 --> 00:05:04,562 - Mom, stop. - Maybe just pits and bits. 128 00:05:04,586 --> 00:05:06,061 Or you could wipe just... 129 00:05:06,086 --> 00:05:07,526 - very fast with water. - Guys. 130 00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:09,691 Or-or whatever you think is best. 131 00:05:09,716 --> 00:05:11,322 - Totally fine. Okay. - That's-that's good. 132 00:05:11,346 --> 00:05:12,612 Now go, so I can get ready. 133 00:05:12,636 --> 00:05:14,072 - Okay. - You can get ready. 134 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,242 - Um, I love you. - We're going. 135 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:16,346 Break a leg. 136 00:05:16,476 --> 00:05:17,862 Bye. Nice meeting you. 137 00:05:18,061 --> 00:05:21,736 - You look great. - They're low-key iconic. 138 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,085 Are you sneaking out? 139 00:05:44,836 --> 00:05:46,131 Do you want some coffee? 140 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,771 No, um, I'm good, thanks. 141 00:05:49,796 --> 00:05:52,893 It was really nice to have you here last night. 142 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:55,444 I think Mack missed you. 143 00:05:55,471 --> 00:05:57,913 He's a good boy. 144 00:05:59,517 --> 00:06:05,067 Um, I was thinking maybe we could go talk to someone. 145 00:06:07,476 --> 00:06:09,356 If-if you're ready to. 146 00:06:11,286 --> 00:06:14,049 I'm not... yet. 147 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:17,587 Thought it might be a good idea. 148 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:20,392 Well... you also thought it would be a good idea 149 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:22,426 to fuck another woman, um... 150 00:06:22,766 --> 00:06:26,312 I'm gonna go to the, um, expansion and-and meet the tile guy. 151 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:28,466 I'll see you later. 152 00:06:41,516 --> 00:06:44,081 Look at these little jelly bean toes. 153 00:06:44,106 --> 00:06:45,582 They're so squishy. Are you looking? 154 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,776 - Yes. - Like... Look. 155 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:50,001 Ooh! Oh, he's perfect. 156 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:53,996 I mean, his cat box is not perfect. It's like... whew. 157 00:06:54,086 --> 00:06:57,593 But I cracked a window. Oh, look at this one. Look at this one. 158 00:06:58,299 --> 00:06:59,905 Come on. Have you ever seen anything cuter? 159 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:00,940 Aww. 160 00:07:00,986 --> 00:07:02,586 Yeah, just the other 200 pictures 161 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:03,932 you showed me of your kitten yesterday. 162 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:07,636 Anyway, um, how are those Rachel questions coming along? 163 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,641 - Oh, so good. - Okay. 164 00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:10,942 Yeah, I can't believe we're wrapping this season 165 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:12,601 with the Rachel Maddow. 166 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,442 I mean, we are living the queer dream here, so... 167 00:07:14,466 --> 00:07:20,201 Ooh, do you have the green? Ah. 168 00:07:20,226 --> 00:07:21,986 There's only two. 169 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:25,681 - Um, Alice. - Yeah? 170 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:29,776 Did you interrupt a movie at a theater recently? 171 00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:31,511 Who's asking? 172 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,001 Uh, everyone in my DMs. 173 00:07:34,026 --> 00:07:36,551 Apparently James Corden retweeted the video 174 00:07:36,576 --> 00:07:38,336 and now the hashtag... 175 00:07:38,496 --> 00:07:41,796 - Oh, my God, that guy. - "AliceSoEntitled" is... 176 00:07:41,918 --> 00:07:44,218 - is trending. - "Entitled"? 177 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:45,752 How is that even... 178 00:07:46,546 --> 00:07:49,811 - All right. Yeah, I see it. - Wait a minute. 179 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,352 Did you yell at an elderly woman, too? 180 00:07:51,376 --> 00:07:52,776 - Oh, my God. - What? What... ? 181 00:07:52,801 --> 00:07:55,731 Okay, we had a rapport until she turned on me. 182 00:07:55,756 --> 00:07:57,226 Okay, and-and... 183 00:07:57,251 --> 00:08:00,416 Oh, and then you told everyone how the movie ended. 184 00:08:00,441 --> 00:08:03,816 Oh, my God, it was an old movie. Everybody knows how the movie ends. 185 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,706 Now everyone's talking about... 186 00:08:05,731 --> 00:08:07,911 all this other bullshit you've done. 187 00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:12,866 Alice, do you know a guy named Daryl Brewer? 188 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,381 Oh, God. 189 00:08:22,386 --> 00:08:25,641 Okay... All right, here we are. 190 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:27,512 A quarter-mile incline with a view, baby. 191 00:08:27,653 --> 00:08:30,876 I'm gonna run up ahead, find the quarter-mile mark for us. 192 00:08:31,046 --> 00:08:32,522 - You got this. - Okay. All right. 193 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,692 Just follow when you're ready. Stretch out. 194 00:08:33,716 --> 00:08:35,116 - Don't get hurt. - All right. 195 00:08:35,256 --> 00:08:36,556 Are you sure? 196 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:38,164 That looks like longer than a quarter mile. 197 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:40,826 Well, it's gonna get a lot closer once we get going. 198 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,387 - Yeah. - And then, uh... 199 00:08:42,966 --> 00:08:44,686 we can get going. 200 00:08:46,409 --> 00:08:48,259 Well, you know, I would, uh, like that, 201 00:08:48,284 --> 00:08:51,016 I just don't want to die during it. You know? 202 00:08:52,284 --> 00:08:53,704 - Okay. - Yeah. 203 00:08:53,819 --> 00:08:55,387 You know, um... 204 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:00,376 I wasn't expecting to feel all these... 205 00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:04,836 - feelings with you, you know? - Yeah, me neither. 206 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:10,386 I mean... I'm not somebody who just, 207 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,334 you know, jumps right into sex stuff or whatever. 208 00:09:13,359 --> 00:09:15,716 Okay. I totally understand that. 209 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:17,405 - Yeah. - Yeah. 210 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:19,368 I can't take another heartbreak. 211 00:09:21,176 --> 00:09:23,282 We don't have to do anything that you're not ready for, okay? 212 00:09:23,306 --> 00:09:25,801 Obviously. 213 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,066 - Thank you. - Okay. 214 00:09:28,806 --> 00:09:30,406 But also I'm very good at it. 215 00:09:30,606 --> 00:09:32,116 You're what? 216 00:09:32,141 --> 00:09:34,117 I just... I want you to have all of the information. 217 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,622 I am excellent at it, I've had a lot of practice, 218 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:38,752 it would be a, you know, shame to miss out, really. 219 00:09:38,776 --> 00:09:41,961 I don't plan on missing out, Misty. At all. Oh, look, 220 00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:44,250 a family is here. Hello. This is a family hike. 221 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:46,421 - No sex talk. - All right, all right. 222 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:47,592 It's a family hike, Misty. 223 00:09:47,616 --> 00:09:50,006 Come on. 224 00:09:50,206 --> 00:09:52,706 - Oh, that's a... that's an incline. - We got this. 225 00:09:58,046 --> 00:09:59,312 Alice, I've got the board up my ass 226 00:09:59,336 --> 00:10:01,021 and sponsors ready to pull. 227 00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:02,652 What happened between you and Daryl Brewer? 228 00:10:02,676 --> 00:10:05,516 I met him at a party. He was with his boyfriend. 229 00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:08,139 Then his teammate came out of the closet, which... 230 00:10:08,186 --> 00:10:11,621 was and is a very brave thing to do, Barry. 231 00:10:11,831 --> 00:10:13,291 - Okay. - Then Daryl Brewer 232 00:10:13,316 --> 00:10:16,541 goes on national TV, he gay-bashes him, 233 00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:19,541 so I responded by calling him a fucking hypocrite 234 00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:21,881 and by doing so, yes, I guess I outed him. 235 00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:23,376 Oh, Alice. 236 00:10:23,401 --> 00:10:25,841 But she feels very differently now, Barry. 237 00:10:25,866 --> 00:10:29,261 No, I don't... No, I don't. I feel exactly the same way. 238 00:10:29,605 --> 00:10:30,945 People are angry. 239 00:10:31,076 --> 00:10:33,195 They need to see genuine remorse. 240 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,850 If you can't give them that, 241 00:10:34,956 --> 00:10:37,102 we think it's best if you cancel the show tonight. 242 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:42,231 - Go home, lay low. Let this blow over. - Barry? 243 00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:45,571 I am not canceling on Rachel Maddow, okay? 244 00:10:45,596 --> 00:10:47,246 Not my Maddow. Not my Maddow. 245 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,358 We're gonna figure this thing out, Barry. 246 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:52,103 We really want to deliver a great finale for our fans. 247 00:10:52,146 --> 00:10:53,742 That would be ideal, but... 248 00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:55,582 Thank you so much for your leadership on this. 249 00:10:55,606 --> 00:10:57,368 - We'll get back to you. - All right, 250 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:58,752 I'm giving you one shot. Just don't make me 251 00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:02,026 - look like an asshole, Alice. - All right. Thank you, Barry. 252 00:11:04,425 --> 00:11:05,965 All right. 253 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,177 What is the way out of this? 254 00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:11,822 I have no fucking clue. 255 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,204 But we'll find it. 256 00:11:14,681 --> 00:11:17,826 Well, at least you sounded like you knew. So, that's a good thing. 257 00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,276 I think I figured it out. 258 00:11:35,397 --> 00:11:37,537 Oh, yeah? The song's working? 259 00:11:37,816 --> 00:11:40,422 - I think so. - What's it about? 260 00:11:40,646 --> 00:11:42,786 I'm not telling you that. 261 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:46,246 - Oh, so it's a secret? - Yeah. 262 00:11:46,446 --> 00:11:48,246 Oh. 263 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,456 Well, I like secrets. 264 00:11:49,656 --> 00:11:50,972 - Let me see. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 265 00:11:50,996 --> 00:11:51,971 - Gimme, gimme. - No, no, no, no, no. 266 00:11:51,996 --> 00:11:53,466 - Give me a peek. - No. 267 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:59,041 - Come on. Tell me. - Mm-mm. 268 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,658 God, I love you. 269 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:13,111 I mean, I love what you're doing. 270 00:12:13,136 --> 00:12:15,106 Is what I meant. 271 00:12:18,123 --> 00:12:19,673 Not, like, you. 272 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:26,156 Um, it's... It's Sophie. 273 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:27,301 - I'm-a just... - Yeah. 274 00:12:27,526 --> 00:12:29,666 - Um, please. - Yeah, okay. 275 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:31,924 Hey, Soph. 276 00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:34,661 Perfect timing. 277 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:41,682 They probably can already tell. 278 00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:43,142 They can, like, sniff this shit out. 279 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,482 I'm the only person who knows 280 00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:47,261 - you're banging the professor, okay? - Was banging him. 281 00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:48,646 Was. 282 00:12:48,846 --> 00:12:51,361 Hey, uh, good afternoon. We're about to get started, 283 00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:53,716 so if you could all please take your seats. Thank you. 284 00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:56,236 - Bella. - Here, come join us. 285 00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:58,396 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 286 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:00,791 Okay. 287 00:13:01,638 --> 00:13:04,816 - You got this. Good luck. - Do I? 288 00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:11,342 - You're the best person I know. - I don't know about that. That's... 289 00:13:11,366 --> 00:13:17,045 Oh, you're smart and kind and full of life and wisdom. 290 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:21,197 He's an idiot and you're a catch. 291 00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:25,024 - It's so obvious. - Says who? 292 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:32,010 - You got this. - Thank you all for coming. 293 00:13:32,035 --> 00:13:33,475 My name is Samuel Hendrix, 294 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,710 I'm the Intro to Creative Writing instructor. 295 00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:38,881 And, yeah, okay. Here we are. Um... 296 00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:41,727 I've been excited about this day the whole semester. 297 00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:45,119 I've gotten to watch these young writers really come in to their own. 298 00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:48,371 And now, today, you all get a front-row seat 299 00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:51,036 at the next generation of young poets 300 00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,781 and writers of all kinds. 301 00:13:54,093 --> 00:14:00,586 So, sit back, relax, and let's have a good time. 302 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:04,391 Dani has written hundreds of these public apologies. 303 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:05,892 I'm happy to give you a template 304 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,372 and then we can tailor it together. 305 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,136 Or a better idea, I could just lean in. 306 00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:12,861 Uh, I don't know, Alice. 307 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:16,016 "Lean in" sounds like the opposite of "lay low." 308 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,221 Yeah. 309 00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:21,451 Okay, look, if people really think that I'm an out-of-touch... 310 00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:24,946 entitled asshole, then I say we make a bit out of it. 311 00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:27,411 Uh, I fear that would make things worse. 312 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:29,610 Kimmel would do it. 313 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:31,076 - Um... - Sophie. 314 00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:33,726 - You know he would. - Yes, but... 315 00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:36,456 Kimmel isn't a queer woman. 316 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,721 Which is exactly why I should do it. 317 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,086 I know, Alice, I know. 318 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:42,831 - I hear you, but... - Listen. 319 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:45,963 I don't mean any disrespect by saying this. 320 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:50,486 But you two do not know what it was like to be gay back then. 321 00:14:50,511 --> 00:14:54,436 You just don't. You weren't there. 322 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:58,356 Somebody with his power and his status 323 00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:02,201 saying "down with the fags" was like a normal thing. 324 00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:05,026 - We don't use that word anymore. - It's the anti-gay F-word. 325 00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:09,286 Well, that's really long to say, but... Okay. 326 00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:12,874 I just... I don't regret what I said. 327 00:15:12,899 --> 00:15:15,029 So, I don't think I should apologize. 328 00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:17,916 Okay. 329 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,840 Alice... 330 00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:26,176 I see you, I really do. 331 00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:29,126 And I get that this is what you want to do. 332 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,296 But I'm just trying to look out for the show here. 333 00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:36,861 We're still the only ones on television. 334 00:15:41,726 --> 00:15:42,694 Okay. 335 00:15:44,316 --> 00:15:46,316 I'll give you an apology. 336 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:49,486 - Make you happy? - Yes. 337 00:15:49,771 --> 00:15:51,211 I'm gonna go prep for Maddow. 338 00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:54,946 If you guys come up with something, come find me. 339 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:57,936 Okay. 340 00:16:01,576 --> 00:16:04,126 - Thank you. - I'm just following your lead. 341 00:16:04,326 --> 00:16:07,796 - Where should we work? - Come on. 342 00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:10,346 A slim opening in the trees 343 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,667 gives way to the dirt path, 344 00:16:12,692 --> 00:16:14,662 which weaves down the hillside... 345 00:16:15,161 --> 00:16:17,401 My car got broken into a couple days ago. 346 00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:20,686 - Young trees... - I'm sorry to hear that. 347 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,060 Yeah, somebody shattered the window. 348 00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:27,675 It cost me like 250 bucks to replace it. 349 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,339 What a terrible inconvenience. 350 00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:31,743 I almost reported a theft. 351 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,486 Until I realized only one thing was missing. 352 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,997 What was that? 353 00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:43,071 It was that chapbook you made me. 354 00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:46,096 A criminal with good taste. 355 00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:48,526 Maybe. 356 00:16:49,966 --> 00:16:51,143 Or... 357 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:55,601 maybe an immature person whose feelings were hurt, 358 00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:58,686 so they decided to vandalize somebody's property for no reason. 359 00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:02,709 I had a very valid reason, Professor Hendrix. 360 00:17:03,096 --> 00:17:04,686 And you know it. 361 00:17:04,948 --> 00:17:06,948 ... revealing an aging playground. 362 00:17:07,686 --> 00:17:10,081 Hey, Bella, do you want some candy? 363 00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:12,866 I have a whole assortment in my bag if you want some. 364 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,616 Yeah, sure. 365 00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:17,497 She always stocks up at Duty Free, yeah. 366 00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:19,616 - She's kind of perfect that way. - Aww. 367 00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:21,663 Well, thank you, that's so nice. 368 00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:23,761 Hey, hey. 369 00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,086 - Hi. - Hey. Come here. 370 00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:28,264 Aww. It's so good to see you. 371 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:31,311 - I miss you guys. - Aww, I missed you. 372 00:17:31,336 --> 00:17:32,816 - Hi, beautiful. - Hello, hello. 373 00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:35,601 Oh, Shane, this is Bella. Bella, this is Shane. 374 00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,726 How you doing, Bella? Nice to meet you. 375 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,524 Wow, hot aunt. 376 00:17:39,549 --> 00:17:41,476 Okay. I feel that. 377 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:44,101 - Yeah. - Where's Tess? 378 00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:48,436 She couldn't make it. But she sends her love. 379 00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:49,736 Mmm. 380 00:17:49,842 --> 00:17:51,148 our ballroom. 381 00:17:51,266 --> 00:17:54,236 A sandbox waiting to be transformed... 382 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,671 I know it's not easy owning your own mistakes 383 00:17:57,696 --> 00:17:59,406 and trying to make things right. 384 00:17:59,606 --> 00:18:00,666 I know how that feels. 385 00:18:00,866 --> 00:18:02,456 Mm. 386 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,996 - She's a good person. - I know. I know. 387 00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,546 She's just, uh... 388 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,761 - She's not herself yet. - Yeah, well, that makes sense. Right? 389 00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:14,272 - I mean, her mom just died. - Yeah. 390 00:18:14,391 --> 00:18:16,271 You two are trying to figure things out. 391 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,796 I know, I know, I know. It's-it's... 392 00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:23,016 It's more than that. 393 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:27,819 It just, it feels like we're not moving forward together. 394 00:18:32,786 --> 00:18:34,786 Trust takes time. 395 00:18:35,938 --> 00:18:37,238 - Right. - Mm. 396 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:40,171 - Time and honesty. - Relentless honesty. 397 00:18:41,049 --> 00:18:44,236 They've got good couples therapists in Toronto, don't they? 398 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,801 The best. 399 00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,172 - Ah. - Universal health care. 400 00:18:47,196 --> 00:18:48,836 Oh, okay, that's the secret. 401 00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:54,647 Beautiful. Beautiful work, Ben. 402 00:18:56,166 --> 00:19:01,056 Next up, we have Angelica Porter-Kennard. 403 00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:03,609 - Whoo! - Go, G! 404 00:19:11,766 --> 00:19:13,412 - She looks nervous. - Wait, that's... 405 00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:16,026 Shh, she's starting. 406 00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:19,578 Hi. 407 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,921 Nowhere. 408 00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:29,171 - Oh, hi. Oh, nice. - Hey, you approve? 409 00:19:29,196 --> 00:19:31,206 Kitties everywhere. I love it. 410 00:19:31,499 --> 00:19:33,259 - Hey. - Hey. What do you think of this? 411 00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:35,972 "Sometimes I lose sight of my own power and responsibility 412 00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:37,892 as a public figure and it's in those moments 413 00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:39,642 that I betray myself and my community." 414 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:42,060 Mmm. Okay. Uh, the sentiment's there, 415 00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:44,296 I just think it needs to be in Alice's voice just a little bit more. 416 00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:45,612 - Copy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 417 00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:48,106 Oh, uh, one second. 418 00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:49,958 This is Sophie. 419 00:19:51,226 --> 00:19:54,839 Okay, okay. That's a lot of torque. 420 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:58,041 - Whoo! How many CCs is this? - Alice. 421 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,776 - What are CCs anyway? - Hey, Alice. 422 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,622 - Can I get you for a minute? - Do you know what a CC is? 423 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,582 Yeah, okay, wait. Here's what I'm wondering though. 424 00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:07,751 The transition time between 425 00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:10,881 landing with Rachel, right? And landing the jump. 426 00:20:10,906 --> 00:20:13,432 Also, I think we should walk it through. Is she here? 427 00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:15,757 - Is she here yet? - She's not coming. 428 00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:21,984 - What? - Maddow pulled out. 429 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,328 Sophie... 430 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:26,716 Did she say why? 431 00:20:28,726 --> 00:20:30,359 - Alice... - Oh, my... 432 00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:32,992 But hey, hey. 433 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:36,590 We tape in 45 minutes, we-we-we can call favors. 434 00:20:36,615 --> 00:20:39,665 That's enough time. We can call people in. It's fine. 435 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,671 Let's just... cancel the finale. 436 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:48,041 - Excuse me? - Everyone, canceled! 437 00:20:48,742 --> 00:20:49,961 Alice... 438 00:20:49,986 --> 00:20:52,302 What's the point of all this, really? If you think about it. 439 00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:55,666 Just like, oh, I get on stage every week and I'm... 440 00:20:55,866 --> 00:20:58,426 you know, trying to bring a little joy to everyone. 441 00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,796 Just trying to give a voice to all the queers! 442 00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:04,016 And they turn on me? 443 00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:06,501 It's not fucking worth it, okay? 444 00:21:06,546 --> 00:21:08,936 Just run a, uh, clip show for all I care. 445 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,186 That, that... I'm sorry, Sophie. 446 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,710 I'll... I'll pay for it if it's broken. 447 00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:17,776 Hey. You okay? 448 00:21:20,401 --> 00:21:23,946 What are you gonna do? You gonna cancel the episode? 449 00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:27,407 I'm gonna make a fucking show. 450 00:21:31,008 --> 00:21:34,148 "Then I shouted to everyone, everywhere, 451 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:36,263 but my voice was heard by no one, nowhere. 452 00:21:36,481 --> 00:21:38,721 I saw you in the mirror until I grew up 453 00:21:38,746 --> 00:21:41,392 and realized there's nothing familiar about you anymore, 454 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,716 you were just empty space where love once lived." 455 00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:47,346 Thank you. 456 00:21:53,955 --> 00:21:55,835 Wait, that's the guy. 457 00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:57,452 - Who? - That's the guy, that's her ex. 458 00:21:57,476 --> 00:22:00,581 - No, no, that's her professor. - I'm telling you, 459 00:22:00,606 --> 00:22:04,001 that's her ex. Bella. Is that her ex? Or is that her professor? 460 00:22:07,134 --> 00:22:10,606 - Um... Uh... - Hey! 461 00:22:10,776 --> 00:22:13,382 Get away from my daughter! I'm talking to you, Professor! 462 00:22:13,406 --> 00:22:15,921 What are you... ? Mom. Sit down. 463 00:22:15,946 --> 00:22:17,706 - You're making a scene. - Don't speak! 464 00:22:17,746 --> 00:22:19,666 What is wrong with you?! 465 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:26,926 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 466 00:22:29,257 --> 00:22:30,691 Margaret Cho is gonna come back as host, 467 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:32,936 - she's gonna kill it. - Great. 468 00:22:33,136 --> 00:22:35,442 So, that takes care of our three-minute opening monologue, 469 00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:38,234 but that still leaves with me with four to five minutes short 470 00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:42,700 - without... Maddow. God. - What about Dre? 471 00:22:44,324 --> 00:22:45,920 They've been working on new material. 472 00:22:45,976 --> 00:22:47,406 They're new, but... 473 00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:49,752 I've been wanting to do this kind of thing 474 00:22:49,776 --> 00:22:51,956 for so fucking long. 475 00:22:52,117 --> 00:22:54,461 Make the show about bringing in new talent. 476 00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:55,496 Queer talent. 477 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:58,922 Okay, then let's do it. 478 00:23:04,629 --> 00:23:05,931 You're almost there. 479 00:23:05,956 --> 00:23:08,316 - Home stretch. Here we go, Care. - Just past this line. 480 00:23:08,341 --> 00:23:09,941 I'm coming. I'm, uh... 481 00:23:09,966 --> 00:23:11,312 - Okay. - Come on, right here. 482 00:23:11,336 --> 00:23:12,812 You can stop if you need to. 483 00:23:12,836 --> 00:23:14,152 - Okay. Oh, God, I'm... - Right here. 484 00:23:14,176 --> 00:23:15,652 - Yeah, come on. Right here. - Come on. 485 00:23:15,676 --> 00:23:16,982 - Come on, you got this. - Oh, man. 486 00:23:17,006 --> 00:23:18,402 You got this. A couple more steps. 487 00:23:18,426 --> 00:23:19,742 - Come on. - A couple more, you can do it. 488 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,661 - Yes! - Yes! She's a beast, people! 489 00:23:21,686 --> 00:23:22,992 - You did it. Are you all right? - Please give me... 490 00:23:23,016 --> 00:23:24,492 Just give me a minute, give me a minute. 491 00:23:24,516 --> 00:23:25,451 - How's the heart? - I don't know. I don't know. 492 00:23:25,476 --> 00:23:26,661 Here, chug this. 493 00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:27,912 - You need to drink this. - You okay? 494 00:23:27,936 --> 00:23:29,606 - You okay? - Yeah. I think so. 495 00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:34,671 What the fuck is in that? 496 00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:36,671 - What? - Well, it's green powder. 497 00:23:36,696 --> 00:23:38,172 - I thought it'd be good for you. - Oh, dude. 498 00:23:38,196 --> 00:23:40,092 - It's got vitamins and stuff. - That's so not... 499 00:23:40,116 --> 00:23:43,166 Come on, Finley, I like my water clear, like everyone does. 500 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,676 You know, I like my eggs to be eggs. 501 00:23:45,876 --> 00:23:48,796 The doctor said, you know... I'm just, I'm trying to help. 502 00:23:48,821 --> 00:23:51,346 I know, but you're driving me crazy. 503 00:23:52,271 --> 00:23:54,346 Sorry, I just... 504 00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:57,416 I thought I lost you and it was really fucking scary. 505 00:23:57,441 --> 00:23:59,241 - I know. - I just... 506 00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:01,936 I don't want to lose you, I love you. 507 00:24:02,311 --> 00:24:05,072 Not in a gay way. I mean, you know, we're both gay, 508 00:24:05,096 --> 00:24:06,196 - but... - Yeah. 509 00:24:06,221 --> 00:24:08,731 I totally get that. I love you, too. 510 00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,432 A lot. 511 00:24:10,736 --> 00:24:12,712 Now, will you help me get down this fucking hill? 512 00:24:12,736 --> 00:24:14,212 Yep. I got you. Let's go. 513 00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:15,542 - Let's go. Let's go. - Come on. 514 00:24:15,566 --> 00:24:16,666 - Carrie? - What? 515 00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:18,131 - I'm super gay for you. - You are? 516 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,341 - Mm-hmm. - That's good to know, Misty. 517 00:24:20,366 --> 00:24:22,172 - Oh, boy, my legs are jiggling. - Yeah? 518 00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:23,682 It's all right, it's only a half mile down. 519 00:24:23,706 --> 00:24:26,126 A half mile? I knew you lied, Finley. 520 00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:27,722 I wanted you to see the view. 521 00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:29,562 I don't want to see the view. 522 00:24:33,303 --> 00:24:36,061 You just fucking humiliated me in front of my entire class. 523 00:24:36,086 --> 00:24:37,862 We trusted you to take care of yourself. 524 00:24:37,886 --> 00:24:40,901 - I am taking care of myself. - He belongs in jail. 525 00:24:40,926 --> 00:24:42,322 Okay, why didn't you tell us? 526 00:24:42,346 --> 00:24:44,071 - I... - Why didn't you tell me? 527 00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:46,556 Because I don't owe you anything! It's my fucking life! 528 00:24:46,581 --> 00:24:49,582 - We obviously need to move back here. - No, I do not want you here. 529 00:24:49,606 --> 00:24:51,411 - At all. - Which is clear. 530 00:24:51,436 --> 00:24:52,752 I'm just gonna get a condo right next to your dorm 531 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:54,252 and I'm not gonna let you out of my sight. 532 00:24:54,276 --> 00:24:56,042 - Okay. Okay. - Okay, okay, okay. All right. 533 00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:58,752 All right, no. For the record, listen, we're blaming him, 534 00:24:58,776 --> 00:25:00,552 - we're not blaming you. - What? No! Why? 535 00:25:00,576 --> 00:25:02,132 Oh, honey, he took advantage of you. 536 00:25:02,156 --> 00:25:03,922 No, he did not. You're not getting it. 537 00:25:03,946 --> 00:25:06,261 - What is he? Like 27? 28? - Yes. 538 00:25:06,286 --> 00:25:09,126 Yeah, and it was nothing like that. That's not the situation. 539 00:25:09,151 --> 00:25:11,312 Honey, you just don't see it that way right now. 540 00:25:11,336 --> 00:25:14,312 But later you're gonna understand; he totally took advantage of you. 541 00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:16,102 This is exactly why I don't tell you anything. 542 00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:18,022 You're all acting like fucking hypocrites. 543 00:25:18,046 --> 00:25:20,521 Like you've never fallen in love with someone that you shouldn't? 544 00:25:20,546 --> 00:25:22,442 - It's fucking bullshit. - Okay. 545 00:25:22,466 --> 00:25:25,037 Okay. Okay. Um... 546 00:25:27,478 --> 00:25:28,688 Oh, no, okay... 547 00:25:28,713 --> 00:25:30,723 - It's fine. - Okay, okay. 548 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:36,076 All right, why don't we just, um... 549 00:25:36,276 --> 00:25:37,792 I don't know, why won't we just go to dinner... 550 00:25:37,816 --> 00:25:39,116 Fuck dinner. I don't... 551 00:25:39,141 --> 00:25:41,301 I don't want... I don't want to be around you. 552 00:25:42,906 --> 00:25:44,127 Angie, wait up! 553 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,680 - Angie, wait up. Wait up. - No. 554 00:25:50,836 --> 00:25:52,472 - They just treat me like a kid. - No... 555 00:25:52,496 --> 00:25:53,896 They just fucking humiliated me 556 00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:55,213 and they didn't even fucking realize it. 557 00:25:55,238 --> 00:25:57,812 - Okay, now that I saw. I saw that. - Like, can you believe how wrong 558 00:25:57,836 --> 00:25:59,220 they all are about the situation? 559 00:25:59,245 --> 00:26:02,226 Like, they misjudged it so poorly, you know? 560 00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:05,263 I-I sort of think... they're right. 561 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:13,092 - What? - Uh, I just mean, um... 562 00:26:14,196 --> 00:26:15,674 I think it's weird. 563 00:26:17,406 --> 00:26:19,711 On his side. Not on yours. 564 00:26:19,736 --> 00:26:22,536 - How? I was the one that kissed him. - I know, but it-it's... 565 00:26:22,561 --> 00:26:25,161 I was the one that told him that it was okay. 566 00:26:25,536 --> 00:26:27,132 Do you understand what I'm saying? 567 00:26:27,156 --> 00:26:30,126 He was the one that wanted to get out of it. 568 00:26:30,326 --> 00:26:32,302 I don't want to seem like I'm a fucking kid 569 00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,682 who doesn't know what she wants. 570 00:26:33,706 --> 00:26:35,574 - Because that is not the truth. - I know. 571 00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:38,306 I'm on your side! I am on your side! 572 00:26:38,506 --> 00:26:41,346 I just... He has all the power. 573 00:26:41,898 --> 00:26:43,378 - Okay, whatever. - That's real. 574 00:26:43,551 --> 00:26:45,181 May I please have my bag? 575 00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:48,395 - May I please have my bag? - Okay. 576 00:26:51,146 --> 00:26:53,928 - Where are you going? - Don't worry about it. 577 00:26:58,406 --> 00:26:59,996 Piddles Junior? 578 00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:01,811 I had the worst day... 579 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:05,023 getting canceled. 580 00:27:06,406 --> 00:27:08,126 Oh, my God. 581 00:27:08,271 --> 00:27:11,071 What, am I gonna go back to podcasts? Because kill me. 582 00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:13,586 Piddles? 583 00:27:14,461 --> 00:27:16,001 Hey, little PJ? 584 00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:19,256 PP? 585 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,005 Little PP? 586 00:27:22,811 --> 00:27:24,361 Mr. P? 587 00:27:25,031 --> 00:27:26,401 Where are you hiding? 588 00:27:26,426 --> 00:27:30,096 Are you hiding from me? Are you hiding from me? 589 00:27:31,146 --> 00:27:34,356 I see you. I see you. 590 00:27:34,891 --> 00:27:39,555 PJ! PJ! Piddles! 591 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,756 No... You're so little! 592 00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:12,138 Tess! 593 00:28:23,821 --> 00:28:25,131 Hey. 594 00:28:25,156 --> 00:28:28,706 - Hey. What's up? - Um... 595 00:28:30,595 --> 00:28:33,515 I wanted to talk to you about something. 596 00:28:33,723 --> 00:28:35,143 Okay. 597 00:28:38,336 --> 00:28:40,234 I haven't been honest with you. 598 00:28:45,742 --> 00:28:48,596 I never thought we needed a second bar. 599 00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:53,396 I just bought it because I wanted to make you happy. 600 00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,122 We're in the middle of a renovation. 601 00:28:57,146 --> 00:28:58,452 I know, I know, I know, but look, 602 00:28:58,476 --> 00:29:00,082 they didn't even put the tiles up yet. 603 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,832 They're... They're here... They're right here. 604 00:29:01,856 --> 00:29:04,576 I understand, I understand. But... 605 00:29:06,285 --> 00:29:11,036 - What if it wasn't a bar? - Then what would it be? 606 00:29:12,129 --> 00:29:13,299 A salon. 607 00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:17,722 It's just an idea that I'm kicking around, all right? 608 00:29:17,746 --> 00:29:19,926 - So, bear with me. - Okay... 609 00:29:20,063 --> 00:29:24,023 But on this side over here, a couple sinks. 610 00:29:25,086 --> 00:29:26,531 All right? And then... 611 00:29:27,745 --> 00:29:29,726 Along this wall right here, 612 00:29:30,273 --> 00:29:33,691 the stations, with separate 613 00:29:33,716 --> 00:29:37,339 floor-to-ceiling mirrors and some vintage barber chairs. 614 00:29:38,481 --> 00:29:41,951 Huh? Like, ambient lighting. 615 00:29:41,976 --> 00:29:45,361 Maybe a-a lounge area over in this section, but... 616 00:29:47,427 --> 00:29:50,967 Whatever it is, it would be small and low-key. 617 00:29:53,076 --> 00:29:55,064 You would be at Dana's and... 618 00:29:55,652 --> 00:29:56,908 I could be here. 619 00:30:00,521 --> 00:30:03,391 This is just something I've been missing, Tess. 620 00:30:08,269 --> 00:30:09,741 What do you think? 621 00:30:11,052 --> 00:30:14,385 I think... it's bullshit. 622 00:30:15,852 --> 00:30:18,822 Why do you get to make up all the rules? 623 00:30:18,936 --> 00:30:21,451 I don't, I don't, I don't. Tess, this was an idea. 624 00:30:21,476 --> 00:30:22,776 No, you do. 625 00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:25,872 - You get to fuck whoever you want... - I apologized for that. 626 00:30:25,896 --> 00:30:28,756 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now you're coming in here 627 00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:30,841 and just, like, blowing this whole thing up. 628 00:30:31,156 --> 00:30:33,656 This was my dream. 629 00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:38,132 You are so fucking self-centered, it's exhausting. 630 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:41,301 It's like, if you're not happy, no one's allowed to be. 631 00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:44,905 - I can't do this anymore. - Do what? 632 00:30:47,183 --> 00:30:48,513 I can't. 633 00:30:53,216 --> 00:30:57,316 I can't do this. This. 634 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,436 Anymore. 635 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,718 Oh. This? 636 00:31:16,379 --> 00:31:17,505 Fuck you. 637 00:31:40,731 --> 00:31:42,451 Purple, not red. 638 00:31:42,476 --> 00:31:44,566 - Hi, guys. How are you? - Doing great. 639 00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:50,616 Hi. Have the writers revise the cold open. 640 00:31:50,644 --> 00:31:52,154 Sure. 641 00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:55,881 Oh, hey. Um, cue the music cue-in later for Margaret. 642 00:31:55,906 --> 00:31:57,326 I don't want to drown out 643 00:31:57,351 --> 00:31:58,881 anything she says to the audience. 644 00:31:58,906 --> 00:32:00,626 - Thank you. - Sure thing, Sophie. 645 00:32:09,086 --> 00:32:11,521 Right, so Margaret's gonna do your intro. 646 00:32:11,546 --> 00:32:13,516 You're gonna get touches right before 647 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:15,482 you go on. And then the band does have your music, so... 648 00:32:15,506 --> 00:32:16,926 Dani, Dani, Dani. 649 00:32:18,841 --> 00:32:21,316 Are we just gonna pretend like this morning didn't happen? 650 00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:26,282 Look, this moment is not about that right now, okay? 651 00:32:26,915 --> 00:32:29,292 It's not about me at all, really. It's about you. 652 00:32:29,464 --> 00:32:32,622 - No, I know, but I... - Oh, thank God, hey. 653 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:33,996 We're live-to-tape in 20. 654 00:32:34,196 --> 00:32:35,711 You're gonna fucking kill it. 655 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:37,252 Okay, come on, let's go. 656 00:32:42,326 --> 00:32:44,416 Order 152. 657 00:32:44,616 --> 00:32:46,876 I'm sorry we didn't make it to dinner. 658 00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:50,676 - It's okay. Burgers are good. - How are you so calm right now? 659 00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:53,176 I'm not calm. 660 00:32:53,376 --> 00:32:56,550 I'm vibrating at a very high frequency internally right now. 661 00:32:56,769 --> 00:32:59,071 Just trying to stay mindful, 662 00:32:59,096 --> 00:33:01,111 to reserve my white-hot anger for him 663 00:33:01,136 --> 00:33:03,572 instead of letting it decimate some innocent bystander. 664 00:33:03,596 --> 00:33:05,090 Order 153. 665 00:33:05,115 --> 00:33:08,640 I just... I feel like we should go find him and just... 666 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,550 We can't do that. 667 00:33:10,766 --> 00:33:12,502 We want our daughter to tell us stuff. 668 00:33:12,526 --> 00:33:14,882 I mean, she didn't even feel like she could talk to us. 669 00:33:15,396 --> 00:33:16,496 She was right. 670 00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:20,076 So, instead of murdering him, I think we should just eat some fries. 671 00:33:21,607 --> 00:33:23,737 I feel like we're losing her. 672 00:33:24,786 --> 00:33:26,089 We are. 673 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:29,426 - She's pushing us away... - No, don't say it. Don't say it. 674 00:33:29,456 --> 00:33:30,852 And that's exactly what she's supposed to be 675 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:33,096 - doing right now. - I hate it. 676 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,848 - I hate how it feels. - I know, I know. 677 00:33:35,873 --> 00:33:39,473 Me too, but we want her to carve out her own path, right? 678 00:33:39,498 --> 00:33:42,281 And she's ready. She's so fucking smart. 679 00:33:42,306 --> 00:33:43,606 I know she is. 680 00:33:43,806 --> 00:33:45,282 But it doesn't matter how smart you are, 681 00:33:45,306 --> 00:33:47,306 because you're gonna fuck up along the way. 682 00:33:47,476 --> 00:33:48,896 - Yeah. - Right? 683 00:33:48,921 --> 00:33:50,661 Yeah, you're right. 684 00:33:50,686 --> 00:33:52,656 Order 160. 685 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,320 I think I want a number three. 686 00:33:57,544 --> 00:33:59,581 - Hmm. - That's what I usually get. 687 00:33:59,606 --> 00:34:01,752 - I'm gonna get that. - Before I forget to tell you, 688 00:34:01,776 --> 00:34:04,326 it was so sexy watching you stand up for her. 689 00:34:05,456 --> 00:34:06,939 - Really? - Yeah. 690 00:34:08,595 --> 00:34:11,521 - Are you flirting with me? - Maybe. 691 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:14,506 I think you are flirting with me. 692 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:18,481 - Hey. - Hi, um, 693 00:34:18,506 --> 00:34:20,226 can we get two number threes 694 00:34:20,251 --> 00:34:22,441 - with cheese and... - Fries. 695 00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:24,106 - Ooh, yeah, fries. - Fries. 696 00:34:24,131 --> 00:34:25,641 And a large Coke. 697 00:34:26,016 --> 00:34:27,322 - Yeah, we can do that. - Two straws. 698 00:34:27,346 --> 00:34:28,986 We're gonna share it. 699 00:34:29,361 --> 00:34:30,491 Piddles? 700 00:34:32,181 --> 00:34:35,651 PJ? I got your favorite. 701 00:34:36,151 --> 00:34:39,831 Well, it's technically my favorite but it's got chicken. 702 00:34:39,856 --> 00:34:42,446 You love chicken. 703 00:34:43,942 --> 00:34:45,086 Piddles? 704 00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:49,301 Piddles? 705 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:55,317 I hear you. I hear you. 706 00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,450 That's a rat. That's a rat. 707 00:34:59,716 --> 00:35:01,686 Oh! 708 00:35:01,963 --> 00:35:02,963 Oh... 709 00:35:06,726 --> 00:35:08,153 Okay, I get it. 710 00:35:10,686 --> 00:35:13,046 I stand by my reasons for doing it, 711 00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:16,986 but I should've apologized for the rest. I get it, it's payback. 712 00:35:17,186 --> 00:35:20,034 But karma shouldn't hurt cats. 713 00:35:24,836 --> 00:35:26,466 Piddles? 714 00:35:26,736 --> 00:35:28,036 Piddles? 715 00:35:28,246 --> 00:35:29,326 Psst, psst, psst, psst. 716 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:37,600 Where are you? 717 00:35:44,096 --> 00:35:46,253 Piddles. Piddles! 718 00:35:47,276 --> 00:35:49,036 Piddles, Piddles, Piddles. 719 00:35:49,252 --> 00:35:50,656 Oh, my God. 720 00:35:51,386 --> 00:35:52,916 You're so high. 721 00:35:52,941 --> 00:35:54,571 Okay. 722 00:35:54,596 --> 00:35:56,026 Um... 723 00:35:56,226 --> 00:35:58,446 Yeah, let's just call somebody. 724 00:35:58,575 --> 00:36:00,295 911? 725 00:36:02,396 --> 00:36:04,082 911. What's your emergency? 726 00:36:04,106 --> 00:36:07,326 Hi, um, okay, this is not an emergency. 727 00:36:07,526 --> 00:36:09,876 I-I... My cat is-is stuck in a tree. 728 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,734 Can you repeat that? 729 00:36:17,546 --> 00:36:18,843 I'm so sorry. 730 00:36:19,765 --> 00:36:22,441 Like, obviously I did not tell them to say any of that. 731 00:36:22,466 --> 00:36:23,811 And I know that's exactly 732 00:36:23,836 --> 00:36:25,312 - what you were afraid of. - Yeah. Well... 733 00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:27,056 And so I, well... 734 00:36:27,256 --> 00:36:29,282 - What are you doing? - I'm-I'm packing up 735 00:36:29,306 --> 00:36:30,766 my stuff. I'm leaving. 736 00:36:31,141 --> 00:36:33,782 - Did they fire you? - Angie, take a breath. 737 00:36:33,985 --> 00:36:36,575 Everything is okay. I chose to resign. 738 00:36:36,606 --> 00:36:38,292 You did not have to do that, I could've... 739 00:36:38,316 --> 00:36:41,202 I could've told whoever you wanted that it was me in the first place. 740 00:36:41,226 --> 00:36:42,622 Hey, you have done me a huge favor. 741 00:36:42,646 --> 00:36:44,616 I never should've taken this job. 742 00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,885 Okay? It's been holding me back. And now... 743 00:36:46,910 --> 00:36:48,880 I can truly focus full-time on my book. 744 00:36:49,224 --> 00:36:53,246 Oh. Okay. Good for you. 745 00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:56,956 So you don't work here anymore? 746 00:36:58,336 --> 00:37:01,296 Nope. I'm a free agent. 747 00:37:01,396 --> 00:37:03,832 I'm an unemployed writer. Now, I got to figure out... 748 00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:05,027 Stop talking. 749 00:37:12,266 --> 00:37:15,726 - Okay, fuck her. - Right? 750 00:37:15,806 --> 00:37:17,066 - Yes. - Yeah. 751 00:37:17,091 --> 00:37:19,696 Also, there's something about her face. 752 00:37:20,036 --> 00:37:21,876 - Rubs you the wrong way. - It does. 753 00:37:22,051 --> 00:37:24,371 Yeah. Don't worry, she dies in a plane crash. 754 00:37:25,421 --> 00:37:29,116 Thank you for the spoiler. 755 00:37:29,612 --> 00:37:31,550 I really actually like this show. 756 00:37:37,904 --> 00:37:39,454 - Hi. - Hi. 757 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:05,417 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 758 00:38:19,996 --> 00:38:21,222 - Hey. - I'm sorry. 759 00:38:21,246 --> 00:38:22,221 - Hey, Carrie. - I'm sorry. 760 00:38:22,246 --> 00:38:23,596 It's okay. 761 00:38:23,621 --> 00:38:25,731 I didn't expect to feel this much, you know? 762 00:38:25,756 --> 00:38:26,756 Yeah. 763 00:38:26,962 --> 00:38:29,636 - I almost died. - I know, I know. 764 00:38:29,702 --> 00:38:32,542 It hasn't really sunk in yet, I don't think. 765 00:38:33,806 --> 00:38:37,346 Listen, Carrie, I'm not going anywhere. 766 00:38:39,263 --> 00:38:40,729 Neither are you. 767 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:55,746 - Oh, my God, that's so good. - Oh, my God. 768 00:38:56,281 --> 00:38:57,876 Do you ever miss L.A.? 769 00:38:59,532 --> 00:39:01,622 Mm, no. 770 00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:03,426 Hmm. 771 00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:05,596 Not really. 772 00:39:05,796 --> 00:39:07,006 Mm. 773 00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:08,886 I have you, I could be anywhere. 774 00:39:09,344 --> 00:39:11,604 Yeah, I feel the same way. 775 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,572 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 776 00:39:14,596 --> 00:39:16,226 Same. 777 00:39:18,846 --> 00:39:20,436 What if we got, um... 778 00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:22,424 Ah. What if we got married? 779 00:39:22,726 --> 00:39:25,906 You know? I don't know. 780 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:28,462 Throw a party for our friends or something like that. 781 00:39:28,486 --> 00:39:29,986 Something fun. 782 00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:36,382 That's what the dinner was supposed to be for. 783 00:39:36,406 --> 00:39:39,206 - Really? - Yeah. 784 00:39:40,536 --> 00:39:44,006 I can't believe you did that. 785 00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:52,386 - Do you like it? - Yeah. 786 00:39:52,586 --> 00:39:54,596 I like it a lot. 787 00:39:56,931 --> 00:39:59,231 - Can I put it on? - Yeah. 788 00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:09,576 You sure you like it? 789 00:40:09,816 --> 00:40:11,792 My God, it's been in my bag all night. It's been killing me. 790 00:40:11,816 --> 00:40:14,132 Oh, you're so sneaky. I don't know how you did that. 791 00:40:14,156 --> 00:40:16,416 I love it. 792 00:40:16,616 --> 00:40:18,438 It's so beautiful. 793 00:40:20,364 --> 00:40:23,099 - I love you. - I love you, too. 794 00:40:23,244 --> 00:40:24,971 - Mm. - I'm just... 795 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:28,676 I want it on record that I asked you first. 796 00:40:28,701 --> 00:40:30,671 Oh, okay. 797 00:40:31,046 --> 00:40:35,372 But one could argue that ring is proof that I had the idea first. 798 00:40:37,096 --> 00:40:41,657 Okay. One could argue. But one wouldn't. 799 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,436 No, one most certainly would not. 800 00:40:53,431 --> 00:40:55,131 ♪ Where have you been? ♪ 801 00:40:55,156 --> 00:40:57,536 ♪ I've been waiting my whole life ♪ 802 00:40:57,736 --> 00:41:01,286 ♪ For someone like you to keep me on my light ♪ 803 00:41:01,311 --> 00:41:04,381 ♪ I've been down, I've been up ♪ 804 00:41:04,406 --> 00:41:08,796 ♪ Where, where, where are you now? ♪ 805 00:41:11,506 --> 00:41:15,846 ♪ Sometimes it takes more time than expected ♪ 806 00:41:16,046 --> 00:41:20,516 ♪ My patience is running thin so I keep pretending ♪ 807 00:41:20,716 --> 00:41:22,316 ♪ I'm not down, I'm not out ♪ 808 00:41:22,516 --> 00:41:26,976 ♪ But where, where, where are you now? ♪ 809 00:41:29,736 --> 00:41:32,236 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 810 00:41:33,896 --> 00:41:36,196 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 811 00:41:36,396 --> 00:41:38,406 Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! 812 00:41:38,801 --> 00:41:41,761 ♪ Ooh ♪ 813 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:45,190 ♪ I found you ♪ 814 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:53,096 ♪ I'm not afraid of what's near and what's coming ♪ 815 00:41:53,296 --> 00:41:56,926 ♪ I want the love so do away with the runnin' ♪ 816 00:41:57,126 --> 00:41:59,436 ♪ I've been high, I've been low ♪ 817 00:41:59,636 --> 00:42:03,606 ♪ So when, when, when will you show? ♪ 818 00:42:03,806 --> 00:42:06,226 ♪ Yeah ♪ 819 00:42:06,251 --> 00:42:09,891 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 820 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:13,885 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 821 00:42:15,456 --> 00:42:18,291 ♪ Ooh ♪ 822 00:42:18,993 --> 00:42:21,576 ♪ I found you ♪ 823 00:42:21,776 --> 00:42:24,626 ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ 824 00:42:24,826 --> 00:42:27,456 ♪ On my way to better days ♪ 825 00:42:28,836 --> 00:42:32,636 ♪ I never was good at change ♪ 826 00:42:32,836 --> 00:42:37,596 ♪ You're the only place I want to stay ♪ 827 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:41,421 ♪ I found you, I found you ♪ 828 00:42:41,843 --> 00:42:44,103 ♪ I found you ♪ 829 00:42:45,306 --> 00:42:48,226 ♪ Ooh, I found you ♪ 830 00:42:49,896 --> 00:42:52,526 ♪ Ooh, it's only you ♪ 831 00:42:55,356 --> 00:42:58,246 ♪ You ♪ 832 00:42:58,986 --> 00:43:01,366 ♪ Oh... ♪ 833 00:43:01,441 --> 00:43:04,791 ♪ Oh! ♪ 834 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:07,916 ♪ Is it you? ♪ 835 00:43:08,116 --> 00:43:10,586 ♪ Yeah ♪ 836 00:43:10,786 --> 00:43:12,586 ♪ You ♪ 837 00:43:12,786 --> 00:43:13,786 ♪ Oh ♪ 838 00:43:13,876 --> 00:43:15,506 ♪ Honey, I found you ♪ 839 00:43:17,206 --> 00:43:19,016 ♪ I found you ♪ 840 00:43:22,386 --> 00:43:26,596 Yeah, Dre! 841 00:43:27,887 --> 00:43:30,416 The Lyft driver did not need to know that about me. 842 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,721 Oh, yes, she did. 843 00:43:32,606 --> 00:43:34,156 She's gonna be like, 844 00:43:34,181 --> 00:43:36,367 "I drove Dre home the night of their first show." 845 00:43:37,566 --> 00:43:39,236 She's never gonna say that. 846 00:43:39,436 --> 00:43:41,156 Well, I follow her on Instagram now, 847 00:43:41,196 --> 00:43:43,406 so we'll see who's right in the end. 848 00:43:45,981 --> 00:43:49,996 - Are-are you going somewhere? - Yeah, I'm gonna head home. 849 00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:52,876 Today was the best day of my life. 850 00:43:53,111 --> 00:43:54,391 And I owe you everything. 851 00:43:54,994 --> 00:43:56,893 But... 852 00:43:58,176 --> 00:43:59,897 I meant what I said earlier. 853 00:44:01,816 --> 00:44:05,226 I'm falling for you. 854 00:44:05,426 --> 00:44:08,396 And if... you don't feel the same way, 855 00:44:08,421 --> 00:44:11,241 I should probably head home. 856 00:44:11,508 --> 00:44:13,678 Protect my heart a little. 857 00:44:15,096 --> 00:44:19,709 So... where you at? 858 00:44:27,026 --> 00:44:28,916 PJ? PJ. Oh, my God. 859 00:44:28,941 --> 00:44:30,592 Oh, here, you should eat this, it's really good. 860 00:44:30,616 --> 00:44:32,186 Hi, honey. 861 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:36,221 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Oh. 862 00:44:36,246 --> 00:44:38,416 Was that so scary? Hi, honey. 863 00:44:40,006 --> 00:44:43,266 - Beautiful. - Hi, Alice. 864 00:44:49,176 --> 00:44:52,781 Oh, my God. That is so annoying. 865 00:44:55,476 --> 00:44:58,836 - Fuck this day. - Nice to see you, too. 866 00:44:58,861 --> 00:45:00,966 You know what? I don't feel the same way, Tasha. 867 00:45:00,991 --> 00:45:02,832 - I was being sarcastic. - Okay, well, 868 00:45:02,856 --> 00:45:06,541 as you know, I have had a very, very bad day. 869 00:45:06,566 --> 00:45:09,046 Oh, have you? And how am I supposed to know that? 870 00:45:09,116 --> 00:45:10,882 Oh, I don't know, because I've been in the news 871 00:45:10,906 --> 00:45:12,921 for the last 24 hours about everywhere. 872 00:45:12,946 --> 00:45:14,512 I mean, you've seen it, right? They've all seen it. 873 00:45:14,536 --> 00:45:16,516 Well, this may come as a shock to you, 874 00:45:16,541 --> 00:45:19,561 but I don't actually have a Google Alert set to your name. 875 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:22,457 Right. Because you hate celebrity culture. 876 00:45:22,482 --> 00:45:26,061 It's just so vapid, it's so meaningless, and blah, blah, blah. 877 00:45:26,094 --> 00:45:28,822 - You never change. - Well, I take that as a compliment. 878 00:45:28,846 --> 00:45:30,286 It wasn't intended as one. 879 00:45:30,346 --> 00:45:31,652 Yeah, let's get out of here. 880 00:45:31,676 --> 00:45:35,936 Thank you very much, everybody, present company excluded, 881 00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:37,646 for saving my kitten. 882 00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:40,929 We're happy together again. Have a wonderful evening. 883 00:45:40,954 --> 00:45:43,001 Heroes. Heroes. 884 00:45:44,754 --> 00:45:46,474 Alice, wait. 885 00:45:51,366 --> 00:45:52,666 There's paperwork. 886 00:46:11,223 --> 00:46:16,223 -