1 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,108 (LAUGHING) 2 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:21,153 (SHOT FIRED) 3 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,463 (GLASS SHATTERING) 4 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,453 (GASPS) 5 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,422 Your dad bought you slingshots? 6 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,724 Throw them to the ground and put your hands where I can see them. 7 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,126 (DOORBELL RINGING) 8 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,729 Don't move a muscle! 9 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,231 Or you will be grounded until the apocalypse. 10 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,966 What is the popocalypse? 11 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,602 It's a long time to be grounded. 12 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,604 BOY: I told you we should have pretended to cry. 13 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,407 Those monsters broke my window, 14 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,742 and you're gonna pay for it! 15 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,478 Ned, I am very sorry to hear about the damage. 16 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,113 But just to clarify, 17 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:24,950 and remember, giving false information to a police officer is... 18 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,051 A crime. 19 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,121 Did you see my boys throw the ball? 20 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:30,389 No. 21 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:33,225 Are you aware that my boys don't own a baseball? 22 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,528 -No. -You know, maybe it's best for you to hold on to that 23 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:40,265 until the actual perpetrator is brought to justice. 24 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,500 (SIGHS) 25 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:45,904 BOY: Shh. Pretend you're invisible and she'll go away. 26 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:49,041 Did we just not discuss the popocalypse? 27 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,943 BOY: You can't yell at us in here. 28 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,010 Oh, really? 29 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,013 And why is that? 30 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:58,317 Because we're in the safety zone. 31 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,285 -Nice try. -Oh, yeah. 32 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,689 We are gonna talk about vandalism. 33 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,491 Oh... 34 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:08,393 -And you owe me a baseball! -(ALL HISSING) 35 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,596 (PHONE RINGING) 36 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,067 Diamond. This is my day off... 37 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:18,303 BILLY: Homicide at the wharf. Your card was in the victim's pocket. 38 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,771 I'll be there as soon as I can. 39 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,912 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 40 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,350 Hi. 41 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:33,485 Sorry. 42 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,687 Breaking in a new babysitter this week. 43 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,755 What do we got? 44 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,290 We got male, 45 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,692 mid-60s, shot once in the back, 46 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,528 found floating under the pier. 47 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,229 And my card was in his pocket? 48 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,797 Your unlucky day. 49 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,168 (GASPS) Oh... 50 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:50,969 My God. 51 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,874 Saint Jerry. 52 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,876 Real name is Jeremy Patch. 53 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:01,079 Patron saint of the downtrodden of Lower Manhattan. 54 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:04,449 His bar was my go-to haunt when I was in the Academy. 55 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,652 Jake and I hung out there before we were married. 56 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,555 Jeremy's Ale House on Front? 57 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:12,057 That is not exactly a cop-friendly environment. 58 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:13,659 Jerry knew that I was on the job. 59 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:14,960 Never spilt my secret. 60 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:18,463 Well, I am guessing he wanted to reach out to you. 61 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,866 Of course, I also found a few marbles, 62 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,202 a book of matches, some old receipts. 63 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,770 That's Jerry. 64 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,305 Forever the packrat. 65 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,242 (SIGHS) Okay... 66 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,247 So he was fishing there, shot in the back, 67 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:38,217 fell into the water. Any shell casings? 68 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,284 Nope. 69 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:45,123 Oh, Jerry... 70 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,993 I am going to find the bastard that did this to you. 71 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,297 MAN: Morning, Captain. 72 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,699 Just heard over the radio. 73 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,070 Saint Jerry. 74 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,707 I haven't seen him since the twins were born. 75 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:06,011 There wouldn't be an "us," if it wasn't for Jerry. 76 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,947 Lot of people wouldn't have been anything without Jerry. 77 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,253 Don't tell me that tourist is taking a selfie 78 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,121 with Jerry's dead body as the background. 79 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,756 Hey! 80 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,659 The Statue of Liberty is that way! 81 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:21,727 Fanny pack! 82 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:24,296 Go on! Nah-ah! 83 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,364 I will... 84 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,352 I'm so sorry, Ruby. 85 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,121 I know you are, sweets. 86 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,424 He loved you kids so much. 87 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,359 We loved him. 88 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,094 When was the last time you saw him, Ruby? 89 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,796 This morning. 90 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,532 He left before dawn, like always, 91 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,602 to go drop his line and try for a catch of the day. 92 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:06,204 (CLEARS THROAT) I got to open that gate, 93 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,307 or else I'm gonna totally lose my mind. 94 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,549 Jerry loved the way the light poured in, didn't he? 95 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,952 Remember what he called it? 96 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,921 -RUBY AND LAURA: The last... -Slice of sunshine 97 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,056 in New York City. 98 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,660 All those Sunday biker brunches. 99 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,331 Who'd think that fried Spam on Wonder Bread could taste so good! 100 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,700 -(CHUCKLES) It didn't. We were drunk. -(GIGGLES) 101 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:37,903 The place looks great, Ruby. 102 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,404 Don't sound so surprised. 103 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:42,574 -No, no. It's just it used to be a... -A dump. 104 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,875 It's not the word I would've chosen. 105 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,911 We got this code bomber. 106 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,480 He gets off making complaints to the city, 107 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,815 everything from noise, 108 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,950 to parking, to health code. 109 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,152 Feel like I spend half my day cleaning now. 110 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,587 We're looking for motive, Ruby. 111 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,189 You think this guy could be a suspect? 112 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,790 If I knew who it was, I could say. 113 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,259 -Any chance this is about money? -(SCOFFS) 114 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,762 I mean, we always had enough to pay our bills, 115 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,797 but not much more than that. 116 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,100 I gave up the thought a long time ago 117 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:10,769 that we were gonna cash out and retire to Florida, 118 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,038 the way the two of you are gonna do someday. 119 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,341 We're not together anymore, Ruby. 120 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,409 Get out... 121 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,312 The young lovebirds? 122 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:22,214 A long time ago. 123 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,317 Ruby, can you think of anyone who might have had it in for Jerry? 124 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:27,352 Everybody loved that man. 125 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,454 And he loved everybody. 126 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,159 What is it, Ruby? 127 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,728 There's this homeless guy... 128 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,331 Crazy Eddie. 129 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:43,301 Jerry let him sleep in the storage room sometimes, but he went off his meds 130 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,304 and he got a little loud, and Jerry made him leave. 131 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:49,741 Eddie Fainlen, violent priors, 132 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,276 long psych history, 133 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:54,246 -hence the crazy. -Where do we find this guy? 134 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,683 Last social services report had him camped under a scaffolding in midtown. 135 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,754 Thanks. 136 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,890 So, you did all the background checks? 137 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,825 State, FBI, Homeland Security? 138 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,161 She is as clean as a baby's bottom. 139 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,430 "Soft" as a baby's bottom? 140 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:14,065 -Clean, nah-uh. Trust me. -Copy that. 141 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,768 And after a two-hour interview and three government agencies, 142 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,204 you can trust this babysitter, okay? She checks out. 143 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,474 I trust her, she's with them right now, isn't she? 144 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:26,812 But trust is a multi-faceted concept for a mother. 145 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,848 So swing by. Be discreet. 146 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,584 -Ish. -Okay, ish. 147 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,519 -What was that about? -Covert mission. 148 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,026 This must be the place. 149 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,160 Mmm-hmm. 150 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,232 What are you, a heathen? 151 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,301 Knock, knock! 152 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:52,137 -EDDIE: Who's there? -Detectives Diamond and Soto. 153 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,608 CIA, NSA? 154 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,644 -DOD? -NYPD. 155 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,413 Eddie, we're the good guys. 156 00:08:01,415 --> 00:08:03,448 (STAMMERING) Show me some ID. 157 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:05,484 Good idea, Eddie. 158 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,386 You really can never be too careful. 159 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:12,791 Yeah. 160 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,928 They're, they're after me. 161 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,997 I, I know too much... 162 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,532 I can see the black helicopters 163 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:23,735 (STAMMERING) circling at night. 164 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,770 -Spying on me! -Easy, Eddie... 165 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,139 -I'm black, white... -Easy, Eddie, Eddie... Gun! 166 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,309 Ahhh! Don't kill me! 167 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,112 -Don't kill me! Don't kill me! -BILLY: Turn around. 168 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,780 -BILLY: Just relax. -Don't kill me! 169 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,315 This was my day off. 170 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:39,417 Got him. 171 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:44,723 (EDDIE MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY) 172 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:49,160 Eddie, I need to talk to you about Jerry Patch. 173 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,562 Code name, Birdman. 174 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,265 Black op, highly classified, 175 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:56,535 they put implants in my head! 176 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,803 When I talk, they flip the switch. 177 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:02,741 Zzzzz, I'm a dead man. They're probably listening now. 178 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,745 Birdman is watching. 179 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,781 He'll know if I tell you. 180 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,550 (SNIFFLING) 181 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,918 He'll know if I tell you. 182 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,691 We're supposed to get all that stuff? 183 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:21,893 Why? 184 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,771 This is the safety zone, Eddie. 185 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,606 They can't hear you in here. 186 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,776 Yeah, but there are long range multi-directional high-frequency scanners... 187 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,344 But I got that covered. 188 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,412 The jammer's on. 189 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,447 The jammer's on? 190 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,648 When I was growing up, 191 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,318 we lived in Yonkers, 192 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,921 red brick building, 193 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,123 right by the Metro-North tracks. 194 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,559 Noisy, but that was a good thing. 195 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,127 Me and my dad 196 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,929 fought all the time, 197 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,165 he told me I was throwing my life away. 198 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,967 And then, 199 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,402 I met Jerry. 200 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,672 And he accepted me. 201 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,443 He didn't try to change me. 202 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,480 (WHISPERING) And I loved him for that. 203 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,214 Me too. 204 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,119 I ain't much... 205 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,290 But he treated me 206 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,025 like a man. 207 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,493 You know he's dead, 208 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,561 Eddie? 209 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,130 I heard this morning, 210 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,167 over by the pier someone said. 211 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,902 And it's my job 212 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,604 to find out who killed him, 213 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,474 and I think you can help me. 214 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,509 -I know stuff... -Tell me. 215 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,177 I don't know. 216 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,513 -It's hard. -I know... 217 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,815 But I think you can do it. 218 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,883 Code name, 219 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,485 Birdman. 220 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,825 He's evil. He hated Jerry. 221 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,896 He is always watching, spying on Jerry, on... 222 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:08,967 He knows I'm here. 223 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,469 He knows I'm talking to you. 224 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,571 Please don't let him get me. 225 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,640 -Please don't let him... -I won't... 226 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,877 I promise. 227 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,318 SAMMI: Okay. 228 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,054 -Do we need to review the flashcards again? -BOTH: No! 229 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,222 -So, we're ready to play? -BOTH: Yes! 230 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,290 Game on! 231 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,827 -Buzz. -Nicholas. 232 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,262 Harry Tub! 233 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,397 Harriet Tubman. Good! 234 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:43,435 Who was an a-bo-li-tion-ist 235 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,937 and spied for the 236 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,873 Union during the Civil... 237 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,142 -War! -One space each! 238 00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,980 BOTH: Max! Max! 239 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:59,317 -BOTH: Can we open the door? -Sure. 240 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,554 Hi, hello, I'm Max. Laura's Max. 241 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,155 -May I help you? -Indeed you may. 242 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,057 Laura is out in the field 243 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,560 investigating an investigive matter. 244 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,428 And she asked me to swing on by 245 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,898 to see if she had left a file on the counter. 246 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,604 MAX: But it is not... 247 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,073 Okay, then. 248 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:27,479 False alarm. (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) 249 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,614 And I take it the empty mac and cheese box on the counter 250 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,982 means the boys have, in fact, eaten lunch? 251 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,718 -They have. Anything else? -That is all. 252 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,287 Okay, I got to find that file that I was talking about. 253 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,090 So, okay, well... All right. 254 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,158 Um... 255 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,260 Onward. 256 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:44,963 NICHOLAS: See you later. 257 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,865 (DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS) 258 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,800 He's weird, right? 259 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,968 -BOTH: Duh! -Okay. 260 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,608 You put our only suspect in the psych ward? 261 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,244 -What were you thinking? -That Eddie is sick and needs help. 262 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,578 He's not the shooter. 263 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,782 Which conclusion you came to based on your famous and 264 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,885 thoroughly inadmissible gut instinct. 265 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:08,987 Yes. 266 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,955 Plus the fact that his gun, 267 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:14,859 which is a different caliber than the murder weapon, is also completely inoperable. 268 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,797 But let's just go with my gut for short. 269 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,801 And uh, what does your gut tell you about this particular piece of evidence? 270 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,940 Ned, the neighbor, dropped that off today. 271 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,543 He said you told him the boys didn't own a baseball. 272 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,545 -Okay, are we done here? -I wish. 273 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,514 No, Ned has a long list of grievances, 274 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,250 including trampling on his grass, 275 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:43,021 chalk drawings on his sidewalk, which he couldn't bear to describe... 276 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,623 It was a hot dog and donut holes! 277 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,392 Second page... 278 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,127 Little men and their lists. 279 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,796 Doesn't Ned have anything better to do with his time? 280 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,131 Because I certainly do! 281 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,670 -Status on the home front? -All quiet. 282 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,872 Oh, come on. The boys eat babysitters for breakfast. 283 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,640 No, they were eating peanut butter cracker thingies 284 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,475 and talking about Civil War history. 285 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,944 -Don't buy it. Go back. -On it. 286 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,279 Code bomber? 287 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,282 His complaints were all posted to city websites, so I backtracked the ISP 288 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,818 -through the sub-routers embedded... -English, please. 289 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,954 Okay, dumbing down. 290 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,390 The same Internet address used to report the complaints, 291 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:23,294 also hosts a bird-watching blog, which is not anonymous. 292 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,798 The author is Cyrus Speeler, who happens to live across the street from... 293 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,932 Jerry's bar. 294 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,134 Damn. 295 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,170 Crazy Eddie was right all along. 296 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,940 Code name, Birdman. 297 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,876 Jerry Patch is a menace. 298 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,111 Something needed to be done a long time ago. 299 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,847 I didn't pay $2 million for this apartment 300 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:46,384 to have my life ruined by that tattooed greaser. 301 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,319 -Kombucha? -Come whatcha? 302 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,356 Tea. I brewed some myself. 303 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:55,126 It's excellent for the digestive tract, 304 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,195 and also for the lymphatic system. 305 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,165 Yes... 306 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,735 I can see how that would pass right through you. 307 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,739 What exactly did you do about Jerry Patch? 308 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,340 What any citizen should. 309 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,645 File complaints with the Department of Health, 310 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,280 the Liquor Board, 311 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,882 -Sanitation... -Pretty big binocular collection you got there. 312 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,450 I understand you're a birdwatcher. 313 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,452 I prefer aviculturalist. 314 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,553 My bad. 315 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,822 My binoculars help me keep track 316 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,725 of the local egrets and cormorants. 317 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,763 And also the dozens of code violations that plague this neighborhood. 318 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,332 The worst offender is that noxious bar. 319 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,734 I keep track of their transgressions. 320 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,069 Little men and their lists. 321 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,171 Beg your pardon? 322 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,540 The number of violations are certainly outrageous. 323 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,208 I wish I could help. 324 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:48,479 But sadly, NYPD policy requires a written record of the offenses. 325 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,014 Which, of course, I have kept. 326 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,683 Oh! 327 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,385 Cross-indexed by date 328 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:58,022 and the appropriate section of the municipal code. 329 00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,557 Wow! 330 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,592 -Very impressive. -Yes. 331 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,794 -May I? -Uh... 332 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,998 You know, I would really love to show this to the mayor. 333 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,235 As an example of outstanding citizenship. 334 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,071 You might even get a commendation. 335 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,642 -I'd be honored. -Is it up-to-date? 336 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:22,046 Are there any violations, say, from this morning that you haven't had a chance to enter? 337 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,350 It's current through 7:00 last night. 338 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:31,255 See, that's when I join my Audubon group for a local evening bird tour. 339 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,925 We have some beautiful photos of great horned owls. 340 00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,793 -I'd love to see them. -Oh, well... 341 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,864 But we really need to follow up on the complaints in your notebook right away. 342 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,133 What are you smiling about? Bird nerd's got an alibi. 343 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,468 Yes. 344 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,337 But the nerd's notebook is a virtual security camera. 345 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,417 Earth to Laura. 346 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,652 Oh, damn it! 347 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,522 I just had this shirt cleaned. 348 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,057 My bad. 349 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,825 Hand sanitizer's not gonna work. 350 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,227 Soap is soap. 351 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,294 Hmm... 352 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,198 Or not. 353 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,466 Get anything from the notebook? 354 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,201 People are idiots. 355 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,171 Does no one understand what it means to live in an actual city? 356 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:24,042 Complainers like my neighbor, old man buzzkill and 357 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:27,111 Cyrus the Birdman, they should just all move to North Dakota. 358 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,480 Would you get out of bird guy's OCD diary 359 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,949 and get back in the field? We have a murder to solve. 360 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,652 Hold up, hold up. 361 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,020 Meredith, 362 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:40,725 pull up the 911 calls from last Thursday at 11:17 p.m. 363 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,794 You really should learn how to use a computer, 364 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,229 they're becoming customary in the workplace. 365 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:49,834 Last Thursday, Cyrus called 911 to report a screaming match outside the bar. 366 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,104 -MEREDITH: Sent. -(COMPUTER BEEPS) 367 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,774 CYRUS: You have to do something. She's been screaming 368 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,609 -for seven minutes straight! -(WOMAN SHOUTING) 369 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,845 911 OPERATOR: Sir, we'll send a car as soon as one becomes available. 370 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,980 CYRUS: I can't sleep, that's a priority. 371 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,349 I'm holding the phone out the window. 372 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,086 WOMAN: I'll kill you, Jerry, you hear me? I'll kill you! 373 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:14,926 Looks like the OCD diary just gave us a suspect. 374 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,029 You're welcome. 375 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,532 Yes! 376 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:27,405 WOMAN: I'll kill you, Jerry, you hear me? I'll kill you! 377 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,373 Oh, my God. That's Faith McGowen. 378 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,476 She used to wait tables for us. 379 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,479 -Used to? -Well, Jerry fired her a couple weeks ago. 380 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,548 Stuff kept going missing like people's wallets, 381 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,650 and tip money. The only common denominator 382 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,819 was it happened when Faith was working. 383 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,588 Why didn't you mention this to me before? 384 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,990 'Cause Jerry never told me she went off on him like that. 385 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,060 He told me that she was just grateful he didn't turn her in to the cops. 386 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,461 Why would he lie? 387 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,231 You know Jerry, he never says a bad word about anybody. 388 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:57,135 He always did have a soft spot for those curvy girls. 389 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,741 You think this could've been more than just a soft spot, Ruby? 390 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,511 Thirty years we were together, Jake. 391 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,013 That man never cheated on me. 392 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,415 Also, she had a boyfriend, it was serious, nah. 393 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,050 Any idea where she's working now? 394 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:16,154 I think she's at one of those knock-off biker joints. 395 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,824 In Brooklyn, it's The Bottom Rung 'cause we sent the last check there. 396 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,092 (MUSIC PLAYING) 397 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:24,629 LAURA: Beards, baby faces, artisanal pickles. 398 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:28,432 Looks like Faith downgraded from iconic to ironic. 399 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,500 JAKE: Any sign of her? 400 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,505 Yup, moving in. 401 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,411 Check the damn card. 402 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,347 Don't look at the weight, I was pregnant and bloated. 403 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,350 Thank you. 404 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,420 How do you wanna handle this? 405 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,057 Solo. 406 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,459 -You got it, granny. -Not funny. 407 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,166 Ask yourself this, 408 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:07,972 if it takes two gallons of smog generating, ozone depleting gasoline, 409 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:11,175 to transport a typical American to work, 410 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:16,514 how many millions of gallons would it take 411 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,648 to transport 412 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,219 Han Solo from Tatooine 413 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,521 -to Naboo? -(DOOR OPENING) 414 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,959 -Go away! -Copy that. 415 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,963 Sorry. 416 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,967 Come on, dude. 417 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,038 -I didn't kill Jerry. -Then why did you threaten him? 418 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,876 He caught me stealing. And I was embarrassed or whatever. 419 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,512 You're covering for someone, aren't you? 420 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,914 I'm guessing it's a boyfriend? 421 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,215 What? No. 422 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,453 Judging by the poorly hidden bruises on your body, 423 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,622 your guy's a jealous, violent type. 424 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,057 Probably never lets you out of his sight. 425 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,894 Comes to work to make sure you're not flirting with other guys. 426 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,963 Steals a few wallets while he's at it. 427 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,603 BILLY: Hey! Hey! Come back here! 428 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,280 (BILLY GROANS) 429 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:26,250 Police officer in need of immediate assistance. 430 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,852 Laura, go get that scumbag. 431 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,957 (MOTORCYCLE REVVING) 432 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,993 Ever wanted a free pass to go as fast as you want in broad daylight? 433 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,061 Hell, yeah. 434 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,797 Helmet's not negotiable. 435 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,035 Go! Follow that motorcycle. 436 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,679 LAURA: Turn signal. 437 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,080 LAURA: Stop! It's not safe. 438 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,148 He's getting away! 439 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,424 Not anymore. 440 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,628 (MAN GROANING) 441 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,830 A little help here? 442 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,499 You know what? Put this on your cheek. 443 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,335 -No. -It's very absorbent. 444 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,836 I'm fine. 445 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,839 You don't look so fine. 446 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,709 Put pressure on it. 447 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:29,246 And you, you might want to get changed before we go to Jerry's wake. 448 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,448 I don't want everyone knowing that we're cops. 449 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,116 Well, what am I supposed to wear? 450 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,318 You must have something left in the closet from back in the day. 451 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:36,020 (CHUCKLES) 452 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,163 (GROANING) 453 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,948 Once a 6, always a 6. 454 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,988 Whoa, Mom! 455 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:14,525 -You look sexy! -No, I do not. 456 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,127 Did your father teach you that word? 457 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:18,863 Apology accepted. 458 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:22,533 Speaking of your father and his wonderful influence, 459 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,770 you are each paying for half of Ned's window. 460 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,405 Can't you pay half, Mommy? 461 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,806 You can't have three halves. 462 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,741 Maybe Daddy could pay half, too. 463 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,010 You're going in the wrong direction. Piggy banks! 464 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,313 Now. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 465 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,716 Thank you so much for staying late tonight. 466 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,151 -I quit. -What? 467 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:43,053 -No, no, you don't. -Yeah, I do. 468 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,622 You interview me up the ass, 469 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,191 you come to my house, you meet my parents, 470 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,592 my grandmother! 471 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,628 And still you don't trust me! 472 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,030 (STUTTERING) Of course I don't trust you, I'm a police officer, 473 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,131 I don't trust anyone. 474 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,234 But, I will trust you. Just... 475 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,604 -Just give me time. -Sorry, time's run out. 476 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,974 Later, gators. Promote racial equality. 477 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,976 -BOTH BOYS: Bye, Sammi. -And recycle. 478 00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:22,426 (MONITOR BEEPING) 479 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:23,494 Ma'am... 480 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,308 Boo! 481 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,710 So this is what a jackhole who tries to outrun the NYPD looks like. 482 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:42,146 -I got nothing to say. -You don't need to say a word. 483 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,416 I figure you had your girlfriend cover for you while you stole from the bar. 484 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:48,118 Saint Jerry was an easy mark, but you got pissed 485 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,088 when he grew a pair, and fired her. 486 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,656 If you beat your woman, 487 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,526 then I bet you're enough of a prick to shoot a saint, huh? 488 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,896 -You got nothing on me. -You're right. 489 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,798 But I cared about Jerry. 490 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,069 I'm not gonna rest easy until whoever did this spends 25 to life behind bars. 491 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,371 So, forgive me if I play hardball. 492 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:11,909 You can't do that! 493 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,444 And yet, I just did. Now, 494 00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:16,614 without this little tasty morphine drip, 495 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,782 you're gonna be in a world of hurt. 496 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:20,384 (STRUGGLING) 497 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,823 I have nowhere to be, 498 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,158 so, I am just going to hang out here. 499 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,960 Unless of course you have something you want to say. 500 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:31,929 Okay... 501 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,497 Okay. 502 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:38,469 -I didn't touch that guy. -Forgive me if I don't just take your word for it. 503 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,871 Any chance you have an alibi for yesterday morning? 504 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,606 Okay, you want to play it that way... 505 00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:44,808 Your splint looks a little loose. 506 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,377 I am just going to, uh... 507 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,747 -Tweak it. -(CRIES OUT) I was in Jersey! 508 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,416 At the Shore Hills mall just boosting a Range Rover. 509 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,351 Then I took it down to a chop shop in Newark. 510 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,787 The address is in my jeans pocket. 511 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:59,456 I swear! Now let go of that line! 512 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:02,159 Please let go! I can't take the pain. 513 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,628 This one is the saline drip, 514 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,463 that one is the morphine drip, but, 515 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:09,500 thank you for your confession, and... 516 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,335 Yup! 517 00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,470 Say hello to Rikers for me. 518 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,873 Hey, that's anti-constitutional! 519 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,708 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 520 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:41,231 Ow! 521 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,367 Okay! Still got it. 522 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:46,370 What beautiful boys! 523 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,673 But I don't know that you needed to bring them to my husband's wake... 524 00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:52,076 I'm sorry, babysitting disaster. 525 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,577 No, we're happy you're here. 526 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,280 Um, how about you guys just go sit over there, okay? 527 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,016 -(BELL CLANGING) -All right, everybody. 528 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,518 To our friend, 529 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,487 Jerry, 530 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:06,156 a true man of the people. 531 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,993 -ALL: Jerry! -LAURA: Yes! 532 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:11,462 Can't believe so many people came! 533 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,630 Of course they came. 534 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:16,667 He made this place a haven for rebels and rejects. 535 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:21,605 I don't know, kinda feels like a last hurrah. 536 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,108 Maybe I... 537 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:27,044 Should just go back down to Florida after all. 538 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:28,646 You can't shut down. 539 00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:31,582 Who else would have us? 540 00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:34,284 I don't know about the rest of us, but I know who would have you. 541 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,986 Baby daddy at two o'clock. 542 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:39,390 -BOTH BOYS: Daddy! -(JAKE LAUGHING) 543 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:41,258 You brought 6-year-olds to a wake. 544 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,994 It's time they understood the circle of life. 545 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,963 (WOMAN WHOOPING) 546 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:48,198 Wow, and body shots... 547 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,900 Hey, there are kids here. 548 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:53,437 Yuck! 549 00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:56,440 (CHUCKLING) 550 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,876 (SLOW SONG PLAYING) 551 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:03,747 Hey, 552 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:06,183 how about that? They're playing your song. 553 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,423 No, not a chance. Uh-uh, no way. 554 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:16,860 Seeing the two of you out on the dance floor one last time, 555 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,630 that's just what Jerry would have wanted. 556 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,600 One dance. 557 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:25,869 -One. -Uh-huh. 558 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,807 And keep your hands above the waist. 559 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,207 This is not a good idea. 560 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,609 It's just... It's too confusing for the boys. 561 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,112 And not for you? 562 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,783 LAURA: It's Eddie. 563 00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,119 Eddie? 564 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:21,258 -How are you? -I wanted to thank you for helping me. 565 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,526 I get a little... 566 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,294 You know, 567 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,829 when I'm off my meds. 568 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,765 I am glad you're feeling better. 569 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:30,467 Is there anything more you can tell me about Jerry's death? 570 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,102 I don't know what happened. 571 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,872 -I wish I did, I would tell you, I swear. -It's all right, Eddie, 572 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,174 let me just fix you up a little bit. 573 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,880 -Is this yours? -It must be Jerry's. 574 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,248 He gave me this suit. 575 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,717 Would you mind emptying out all the pockets? 576 00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:47,785 Yeah. 577 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,190 Saint Jerry, forever the packrat. 578 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,939 Flaco Navarro. 579 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,774 -The loan shark? -Know any other Flacos 580 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,709 that hang out at Miguel's pool hall? 581 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:15,412 Ruby said they were fine for money. Why would Jerry take a loan from him? 582 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:20,617 I don't know. But I do know that Flaco has skirted two murder prosecutions. 583 00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:22,286 Let's make sure there isn't a third. 584 00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:32,729 Flaco! 585 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:35,966 What you want, cop? 586 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:37,367 A raise. 587 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,102 A Cohiba. 588 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:42,105 Yasiel Puig in pin stripes. Que pena que no es un yankee, eh? 589 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,041 Eres cubano? 590 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,210 Mitad, mother's side. 591 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,277 Y tu? Tambien? 592 00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:49,346 Yeah. 593 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:50,914 I'm from Havana. 594 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,851 You think that makes us hermanos? 595 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,520 I think that makes us exactly what we are. 596 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,489 Two hard-working paisanos just trying to make it in the big city. 597 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:02,860 Verdad. 598 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,596 What can I do for you? 599 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,036 Jerry Patch. 600 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,304 El Santo Jerry. 601 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:16,306 I heard what happened. 602 00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:19,476 Que tragedia, ah? 603 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,011 Financial tragedy for you. 604 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,346 He was a little behind on the payments. 605 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,548 -But you tuned him up a little bit? -No. 606 00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,085 I was real patient with Jerry. 607 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:31,121 -I gave him time to make good. -Maybe you roughed him up. 608 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:33,957 Showed him the steel, no lo querias matar, but... 609 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:36,026 -Accidents happen. -You're not listening, cop. 610 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,428 Jerry came to me. 611 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:40,864 He settled the debt. 612 00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:42,833 -Total? -Full balance. 613 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:43,901 10 grand. 614 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:46,403 Plus interest. 615 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,505 Que paquete, Flaco. 616 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,774 -Jerry was broke. -Not anymore. 617 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:54,011 He said he got himself a silent partner. 618 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,587 It doesn't make sense. 619 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,723 Jerry never said anything about bringing on a partner. 620 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:09,293 I did all the books, he would have told me. 621 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,628 We heard he was some super rich, yuppie type. 622 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,797 You saw it at the wake. 623 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,033 There's a lot of Wall Street guys that come to the bar. 624 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:20,304 Weekend warriors, they want to rub shoulders with real bikers, 625 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,239 while really they just ride around in limos. 626 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:23,941 Ruby, does anybody stand out? 627 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,810 (SCOFFS) The suits, they all look alike to me. 628 00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:29,079 I'm sorry. 629 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,849 I really am sorry, Jake. 630 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:35,519 I just wish I'd paid better attention, 631 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:39,556 I just... (VOICE BREAKS) I don't know what I wish. 632 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,530 Wall Street is infested with rich guys in limousines, 633 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:48,565 but I have no idea how we find the right one. 634 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:51,001 Oh, I know exactly how. 635 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:54,171 "Limo on a fire hydrant," complete with license plate. 636 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,807 XPD 465. 637 00:32:56,809 --> 00:33:00,744 Oh, thank you, Cyrus Speeler, you weird and wonderful aviculturist. 638 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,846 Limousine owned by Lloyd Kramer. 639 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:04,915 Oh wait. Oh, my God. 640 00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:08,051 Do you know who he is? Because I do! 641 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,691 This is the, uh... 642 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,627 -The suit from the wake. -The billionaire suit from the wake. 643 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,830 According to Manhattan Finance Weekly, 644 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:22,532 "He is singularly responsible for turning 645 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,702 "Lower Manhattan into a playground for the uber rich." 646 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,138 He bought and demolished a Boys and Girls club on Rivington 647 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,973 and turned it into a luxury high-rise. 648 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:32,743 He paved paradise and put up a parking lot. 649 00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:34,644 (VOCALIZING) 650 00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:36,413 -(SNAPS FINGER) -(STOPS VOCALIZING) 651 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:38,148 The man is a devil. 652 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,317 -God, I hate him. -Not that you're emotionally invested or anything. 653 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,852 Why aren't you is the question. 654 00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:44,654 Because I'm hung up on this little thing called evidence 655 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,623 and its little buddy called motive. 656 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:47,858 He's got a point, Laura. 657 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,093 I mean, why would a guy like that kill Jerry? 658 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:51,962 That building's worth chump change to him. 659 00:33:51,964 --> 00:33:55,065 Here's a reason, some uber developer's gonna build 80 stories 660 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,334 of multimillion dollar apartments on Jerry's block. 661 00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,536 Okay, so they needed his land. 662 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,440 No, they needed his air. 663 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:08,378 Developers can only build one of these monstrosities on each block. 664 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,213 So they need to buy the air rights 665 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:13,050 from all the other buildings to make sure they don't build up. 666 00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,919 They must be paying way more for the air rights than the buildings are worth. 667 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,988 -Ten times more. -Whoo! 668 00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:20,590 -That's a lot of free money. -Unless you're Jerry Patch, 669 00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:23,827 and you live for your Sunday brunch in the sunshine. 670 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,829 He wouldn't give that up for any amount of money. 671 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,230 Kramer must've known that, too. 672 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,665 So he had to strike now. 673 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,000 Or lose out forever. 674 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,136 Go get him. 675 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:35,839 Let's go. 676 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:50,387 Hello, Lloyd. 677 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:53,390 -Who the hell are you? -Laura Diamond, NYPD. 678 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,025 Let's go for a ride. 679 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:56,760 You need a ride? Hail a cab. 680 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,595 I'll even give you 20 bucks, how's that? 681 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,431 Must be hard making ends meet on a civil servant's salary. 682 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,334 It's more than you're gonna earn stamping license plates. 683 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,636 Orange is the new black, Lloyd. 684 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:09,206 -Or haven't you heard? -What the hell are you talking about? 685 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,807 (KNOCKING) 686 00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:16,113 How we doing back there? 687 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:18,215 -Where the hell is my driver? -My partner convinced him to take the night off, 688 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,250 something about outstanding warrants. 689 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,952 Do you know who I am? 690 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:24,955 Detective Soto, let's take Mr. Kramer here down to the waterfront. 691 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,123 Buckle up, Lloyd. 692 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:49,679 Jerry came here every morning to fish. 693 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:52,249 He ever tell you why? 694 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:58,488 'Cause he couldn't bear to watch as greedy bastards 695 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,259 squeezed in more skyscrapers. 696 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,861 Cut into the last rays of sunshine. 697 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,696 Now you sound like Jerry. 698 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,098 Talking about his rooftop. 699 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,966 -I liked it up there. -So did I. 700 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:14,171 Spent some of my favorite Sundays up on that roof. 701 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:16,306 So why would you ruin it by selling the air rights? 702 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,308 -What are you talking about? -Really, Lloyd? 703 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:21,211 We checked with the city, you filed a partnership agreement. 704 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:24,714 -Says you bought half of Jerry's air rights. -For 10 grand. 705 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:27,017 You conned him. You must have heard about 706 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:29,753 the plan to develop Jerry's block. 707 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,489 You had to have known what those air rights were really worth. 708 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,391 Yeah, that's right. 709 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:37,794 And I went to Ruby and Jerry and said if they move fast they could cash in big. 710 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:40,931 Jerry could have done a lot of good with that money, right? 711 00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:43,066 He wasn't interested. 712 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,335 -How did you change his mind? -I didn't. 713 00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:48,838 Couple of weeks later, Jerry said he was in trouble with a loan shark. 714 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,008 I offered to pay off the debt, but Jerry's too proud to take charity, 715 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:54,177 even though he gave all his money away. 716 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:55,378 So instead... 717 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,714 He sold you half of his air rights. 718 00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,016 And my 50%? (SNORTS) 719 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:04,421 It's worthless. The developer won't pay bubkes for half the rights. 720 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,655 It's all or nothing. 721 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:08,592 That's why you killed Jerry. 722 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,859 To get the other half. 723 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:13,330 I don't get anything out of Jerry's death. 724 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:18,201 The remaining half is in his estate. 725 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,541 You can't have three halves. 726 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:26,843 Sorry? 727 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:30,013 No... 728 00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:32,649 I am. 729 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:40,323 RUBY: Aw, you're an answer to a prayer. 730 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,292 I hate to drink alone. 731 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:46,529 My dining room table never looks this clean. 732 00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:48,665 Just gotta use the right product. 733 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,800 And lots of elbow grease. 734 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:55,338 But when we came to tell you about Jerry, you were using a heavy duty cleanser. 735 00:37:55,340 --> 00:37:57,307 I thought, well, soap's soap. 736 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:59,676 But you know better, don't you? 737 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,012 -Guess I must've been upset. -No. 738 00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:05,315 You were making sure there was no gunshot residue on your hands. 739 00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:11,855 How could you kill the man that you loved for 30 years? 740 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,857 Jer always said you were a sharp one. 741 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:18,194 How'd you know? 742 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,697 You can't have three halves. 743 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,266 Jerry sold half of his air rights to Lloyd. 744 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:26,169 You didn't get a piece of the pie. 745 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:29,005 I would've been pissed off, too. 746 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,073 It's nothing new. 747 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:35,578 Jer gave everything we owned away, including my future. 748 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,914 -I was so angry. -You could've left. 749 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,483 -With nothing? Like you did? -Yes! 750 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:45,155 I put in decades of blood, sweat and tears. I deserve something out of it. 751 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,692 I tried to talk sense into him, but that old fool! 752 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:52,128 He went and he gave our future away for nothing! 753 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:53,330 So you shot him. 754 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,699 Just like that? 755 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,634 It broke my heart. 756 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:01,104 But I had to take care of myself. 757 00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,641 No man is going to... 758 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,714 Please tell me that you understand, Laura? 759 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,083 Even if I did, 760 00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:14,818 it wouldn't make this any easier. 761 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,327 You're under arrest 762 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,396 for the murder of Jerry Patch. 763 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,309 You were right. 764 00:39:39,311 --> 00:39:40,710 I was too close to this one. 765 00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:45,482 I didn't even consider Ruby as a suspect. 766 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,217 Me neither. 767 00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:50,186 But, Laura, you did it. You closed the case. 768 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,489 You did just what you promised Jerry. 769 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,591 I just wish I felt better about it. 770 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:55,658 Me too. 771 00:39:58,362 --> 00:39:59,896 Did we just agree on something? 772 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:02,098 (LAUGHS) 773 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:08,738 Oh! 774 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,006 Pray for a miracle. 775 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:13,743 Thanks for stopping by. 776 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,245 No need to thank me. 777 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:17,514 -I am here for my check. -Oh, right. 778 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,819 -Is this a joke? -No. 779 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,256 Pre-payment for the next six months. 780 00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:27,824 -Blood money. -Okay, can you stop 781 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,994 throwing out the misplaced political babble for 10 seconds. 782 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,096 It's an advance. 783 00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:35,031 You're hired. 784 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,099 The boys like you. 785 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,567 I... 786 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:39,235 Like... You. 787 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:43,106 And over time I will learn to trust you, 788 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,208 implicitly, but for now, 789 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:47,177 cut a mother some slack! 790 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:56,019 We're making collages of slain civil rights leaders tomorrow. 791 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,188 I'll need glue. 792 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,426 Yes! 793 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,134 (GLASS SHATTERING) 794 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,069 NED: Are you kidding me! 795 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,138 BOTH BOYS: We're in the safety zone!