1 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:09,360 I cannot believe I'm actually in the Colombia jungle, 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,200 especially because I have a podcast all about Naked and Afraid. 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,600 Hey, everybody. Malu Beyonce here from the Naked and Afraid Podcast. 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:22,900 I just got on good authority I know exactly what Dan Link smells like. 5 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:26,060 As an armchair survivalist, I study the show. 6 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,500 I watch what the survivalists do right 7 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,300 and what the survivalists do wrong. 8 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:33,060 Why are y'all not getting in the water? 9 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:34,900 I don't know. Here's another question. 10 00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:37,760 Why don't y'all have freaking bomas? 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,860 I wanna prove that just because I study my survivalist skills 12 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:43,000 when I'm on the couch eating tacos 13 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,930 does not mean that I'm not a real survivalist. 14 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,600 I'm really doing this. 15 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,360 This is absolutely insane. 16 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,760 Never in a million years did I think this would happen. 17 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,300 I'm not a real survivalist, 18 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,660 but I've seen enough episodes where "true survivalists" 19 00:00:57,660 --> 00:00:59,160 have made mistakes and failed. 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,860 Heather, she keeps talking about how great she is at making fire, 21 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:04,860 and she hasn't done a single thing. 22 00:01:04,860 --> 00:01:07,000 So I don't know what the the casting department's doing 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,660 bringing on half of these people 24 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:10,300 who have no idea what's going on. 25 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,500 You don't have to be a survivalist to be out here. 26 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,900 - I know what to do. - I know what to look for. 27 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,060 There's nothing that's taking me out of this challenge. 28 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,600 I'm just not sure anybody can survive here for 21 days. 29 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,360 Oh, my gosh! 30 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,560 Two strangers. 31 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,000 Run! Go, go, go, go! 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,300 Oh, gosh! 33 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,460 No food. 34 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,560 No water. 35 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:40,560 21 days. 36 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,860 Don't tap... 37 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,500 ...die first. 38 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,060 Naked and Afraid. 39 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,700 Trust me, I am terrified, 40 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:54,260 and I mean terrified, of all the animals here at night. 41 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:55,360 But what I'm not gonna do 42 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,160 is I'm not gonna hear my tummy growl 43 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,430 and get freaked out like Clarence did. 44 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,560 What? 45 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:21,300 Oh, my God, are you serious? 46 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,460 That's kind of embarrassing, yeah? 47 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,760 I live and breathe this show and, as a podcaster, 48 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,660 I learned from all of these "real survivalist mistakes." 49 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:35,260 The boma they chose, the location was horrible. 50 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,660 Maybe I've never been out in the jungle, 51 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:40,700 but you know what? I'm gonna prove that an armchair survivalist 52 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:42,530 is a real survivalist. 53 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,200 This is insane. The palm trees have needles this thick on 'em. 54 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,560 It looks like everything out here wants to hurt you. 55 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,630 But I'm from Massachusetts, I'll be all right. 56 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:53,660 I'm a day trader 57 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:55,560 and a football director for a youth program. 58 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,460 Dig deep, dig deep! 59 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:57,800 I have a background in construction, 60 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,960 so I don't think building a shelter will be a problem. 61 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,600 But what sets me apart is my mental strength. 62 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,800 I became a survivalist out of necessity. 63 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,500 I didn't have an easy life growing up. 64 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,660 My mom was a single mother, five kids. 65 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:10,160 We grew up in homeless shelters. 66 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,960 At one point, we lived in a campground. 67 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,460 We didn't really have food to eat, clothes to put on our back. 68 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,960 I have overcome every hurdle sent my way. 69 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,460 I'm out here to prove that 70 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,060 there's nothing you can't do without the right mindset. 71 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:25,000 This is real and scary. 72 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,360 I can't even imagine the number of snakes. 73 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,860 Though they lack experience, 74 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,860 Naked and Afraid critics Malu and Kyle 75 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:34,700 will put their armchair survival skills to the test 76 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,260 for 14 days in the coastal jungle of Colombia, 77 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,260 a suffocating region of volatile weather patterns, 78 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,600 venomous insects, aggressive caiman, 79 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,930 and Colombia's apex predator, the jaguar. 80 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,760 OMG, it's time. 81 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,960 Looks like we're here. Time to put up or shut up. 82 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,130 It's time to get naked. 83 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,360 Let's go. 84 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,930 I watch my steps, make sure there's no snakes anywhere. 85 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:23,930 I'm sweaty. I stink. I haven't even gotten anywhere yet, and I smell. 86 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:31,000 - There's my partner. - -Hello. 87 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:35,060 -Hey. -Uh... I'm Malu Beyonce, and who are you? 88 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,160 - Hi, Malu. I'm Kyle. - Kyle. 89 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,600 -Hi, Kyle. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 90 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,860 You as well. 91 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:40,200 - Oh, my God. - This is crazy, right? 92 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,900 - This is crazy. - Not awkward at all. 93 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,060 I'm very awkward. 94 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:45,860 I'm very upset that I didn't figure out who you were. 95 00:04:45,860 --> 00:04:47,400 How were you supposed to figure out who I was? 96 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,600 - Oh, I'm an armchair survivalist expert. - -Okay. 97 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,560 And I do a podcast, and you should already know who I am. 98 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,060 Have you ever seen my show? 99 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,460 No, I can't say that I have. 100 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,660 It's all right. I'll tell you all about it while we're out there. 101 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:58,860 -Okay, okay. -All right. 102 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,660 -I'm a football coach. -Oh. 103 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:04,000 I've seen about 100 episodes and I've coached all of them, basically, from my armchair. 104 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,660 - Mmm-hmm. - I figured I could come in here 105 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:06,960 and do it better than half of them. 106 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,200 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. So, you got some brawn, 107 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,360 I got some brains. 108 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,560 -Let's go. -And we'll show these other "survivalists" 109 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,700 how it's done, right? 110 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:15,630 -I love it. -All right, we're gonna do it. 111 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:22,830 I believe this is yours. There you go. 112 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:27,760 - What'd you bring? -All right. I can't wait to show you. 113 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,160 All right, let's see what you got. 114 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,860 - This is gonna be epic. Are you ready? -I hope so. 115 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:36,000 I brought a big ol' roll of duct tape. 116 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,360 -I see that. -Yeah. Are you excited? 117 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:39,760 I guess, yeah. Absolutely. 118 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,360 You know, duct tape has a bad reputation on this show 119 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,260 because the other survivalists have not used it so great. 120 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,160 You know what? 121 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,860 Ah, damn it! 122 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,630 There, I get our first... 123 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,000 -It's got a-- -It's got a leak. 124 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,460 Yeah, you'll just have to drink quick. 125 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:59,600 But I'm gonna bring the reputation of duct tape back. 126 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,100 -Perfect. Perfect. -All right. What have you got? 127 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,330 I have my machete. 128 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,160 In addition to their personal items, 129 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,800 Malu and Kyle have also been provided a pot and fire starter. 130 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,260 And I think I have the map. 131 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:16,000 So you're gonna have to hold my big ol' roll of duct tape. 132 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,800 So, this is where we are. 133 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,360 We're gonna go up here. 134 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,400 About right here is where we can have some fresh water. 135 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,160 - Absolutely. - Near the tree of life 136 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,600 and, as an armchair survivalist, I know that's important. 137 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,760 And also, I saw it at Disney World so... 138 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,760 Kind of important. I think that's where we need to be. 139 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,660 I don't disagree at all. 140 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,360 All right, let's go, 'cause this ground's getting hot. 141 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,360 Let's go. 142 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,100 You okay? 143 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,360 These rocks are sharp! 144 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,960 This water is looking very murky, 145 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,700 and we don't know what's in it. 146 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,430 I feel comfortable walking around the shoreline. 147 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,100 - All right. - -If you're okay with that. 148 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,160 - I'm gonna let you go first. - All right. 149 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,600 As my partner, is there anything that bothers you that I should be aware of. 150 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,200 I know we're still in the honeymoon phase, 151 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:09,500 but I really don't like it when partners don't sacrifice for each other. 152 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,200 - Well, it's a team effort, so... - -Yeah. 153 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,560 Now, as my partner, 154 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,060 I need to know that you're willing to sacrifice yourself. 155 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,260 In what way? 156 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:21,200 - Yeah, I got you. I got you. - I'm just saying, you're the leader. 157 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,530 - I got you. - All right. 158 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,860 Kyle brings mental toughness 159 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,860 and construction experience to the 14-day challenge, 160 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:31,400 but his headstrong nature could make teamwork difficult. 161 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,360 - He begins with a Primitive Survival Rating of 5. - 8. 162 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:39,100 Malu offsets her inexperience with an encyclopedic knowledge of Naked and Afraid, 163 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:42,260 but her directness could prove challenging with a partner. 164 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:46,860 - She begins the challenge with a Primitive Survival Rating of 5. - 7. 165 00:07:46,860 --> 00:07:48,360 Oh, my God. 166 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,300 Aren't you surprised how hot it is? 167 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:55,160 Yeah, the heat sucks. It's wild. 168 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,660 The ground is a lot harder than what I thought. 169 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,900 Yeah. 170 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,900 When you're ready, I'll make you some duct tape shoes, 171 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,900 but do you want shoes? 172 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,930 Yeah, I'm not saying no to shoes. 173 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,600 -So... -All right. 174 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,960 -This is how I'm gonna make my duct tape shoes. -Go for it. 175 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,700 -I'm gonna take this. -Yup. 176 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:17,400 And I'm gonna wrap it here and, then, we're gonna make holes here. 177 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,300 -Okay. -And, then, we're gonna tie it. Okay? 178 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,260 -Sure. -So, what I need you to do is fold it over, 179 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:26,100 and make a slit, right there. 180 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,460 - I got you. - Not even half an inch. 181 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,560 So what's your favorite episode ever? 182 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,260 - Favorite episode ever? - Uh-huh. 183 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:33,660 Yeah. 184 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:36,360 I'm a big fan of the LOS series that just went. 185 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,560 The Last One Standing. 186 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:41,060 -Yeah? -I watched every episode. That was pretty awesome. 187 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:43,960 - So, I have a podcast where we-- - What is it for? 188 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,060 What do you do on your podcast? 189 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,460 Naked and Afraid Last One Standing. 190 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,100 - Oh, really? That's your podcast? -Yeah! 191 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,400 That's my podcast. 192 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,560 - Oh, okay. - Literally, that's my whole job, is to watch... 193 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:55,660 -Okay. Okay. -But you gotta keep working. 194 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,700 - All right. That's one shoe. - There you go. 195 00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:58,900 All right. 196 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,160 There's your slit. 197 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,660 All right. Make one on the other side for me, please. 198 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:04,360 Yup. One on each. You're good. 199 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,700 Was that bird laughing at my duct tape shoes? 200 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,460 It's fair, but I don't care. 201 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,460 - I like Kyle. - He's great. 202 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:15,360 He's super-funny and he kind of gets my sense of humor, 203 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,360 and that's really gonna be helpful. 204 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,660 And, together, I think we're gonna prove 205 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,930 that armchair survivalists are actually survivalists. 206 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,800 - So fast. - -You're the only person in Naked and Afraid history 207 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,760 that has duct tape sandals with shoelaces. 208 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,200 My Air Force 1s are gonna be famous. 209 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,860 You're gonna crack me up this whole time, aren't you? 210 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,760 I hope so. 211 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,560 Okay, let's go. 212 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,230 - Yeah. - We gotta move it. 213 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:43,260 We're baking in the sun. We gotta get moving. 214 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,500 Oh, yeah. 215 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,330 The duct tape is definitely working on my feet where it was so hot. 216 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,760 Check out my armchair survivalist shoes. 217 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:57,900 And I truly feel that if Sean, Heather, and Dallas would've had these, 218 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,260 they would have done a lot better, 219 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,800 and their feet wouldn't be so jacked up, right? 220 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,060 - Yes. -Why are you laughing? Do I make you laugh? 221 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,930 You make me laugh, 100%. 222 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,000 This water looks stagnant, stinky. 223 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,860 It looks pretty terrible, I agree. 224 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:18,460 Just make sure that you keep looking for resources on the way in. 225 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,460 -Oh, I know. Absolutely. -Okay. 226 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:22,560 I haven't seen any food or anything like that yet, 227 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,160 and I haven't seen any snakes either. 228 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,100 That's bamboo. 229 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,000 - That is bamboo. - -That's bamboo right there. 230 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,460 Yes, it is. 231 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,960 We could hold water in that. We could build our whole shelter with that. 232 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,200 That's a good sign. 233 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,660 We gotta be getting close. 234 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,100 - We have to be. - Yeah. 235 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,000 Do you see any big-ass trees? 236 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,260 Yeah, tree. That could be the tree of life. 237 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:52,860 Oh, I do see a big tree. 238 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,560 All right, let's find a good spot to find the opening to break in. 239 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,660 - I think that we should find base camp. - -Okay. 240 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:01,500 - And start building? - -Start building and get water. 241 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,730 Yeah. 242 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,560 Look, there's a clearing up here. 243 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,260 - Let's go check that out. - -Yeah. 244 00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:09,900 - Oh, coconut. - -But that one's not any good. 245 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,660 - Coconut crabs, that's what these are. - -Yeah. 246 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,660 These are coconut crab burrows. 247 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:16,500 Look at that tree. There's plenty of coconuts up there. 248 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:20,000 There's coconuts everywhere! There's coconuts everywhere. 249 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,560 Maybe I shouldn't talk so loud. 250 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,060 I'm like Jeff. I never thought I would be like Jeff. 251 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:27,260 Yes! 252 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:31,460 I didn't think I was like Jeff, but Jesus, I'm so happy! 253 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,760 Oh, yeah. 254 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,160 We should call this home base. 255 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,160 - Okay. So that's the water source on the map? - Yup. 256 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,760 The closer we are to the water, 257 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,660 the more mosquitoes we're gonna have. 258 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,160 - Yeah. -Okay. I'm looking at the sun. 259 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,000 We've probably got about three hours left. 260 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,500 Okay, so let's do this. 261 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,460 Let's set up base camp near that tree. 262 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,860 Okay? Start a fire, then start getting building materials. 263 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:54,100 Okay, yes. 264 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,700 - Does that make sense? - -Yes, let's do that right now. 265 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,460 - Oh, look at that find. Great job. -Thank you. 266 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:01,300 In terms of survival, we need shelter, 267 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,100 water, and food. 268 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,600 And in order to get water here, you need to boil it. 269 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,900 All right. 270 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,660 -No, I'll let you scrape. -Okay. 271 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,830 -'Cause this is gonna light on fire. -I know. 272 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,830 Keep going. 273 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,360 There we go. See, the duct tape is freaking awesome! 274 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,000 - You're not wrong. Great job. -I love duct tape. 275 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,330 Here you go. 276 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,760 There we go. This one's catching. 277 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,260 -Oh! -Let's go. 278 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:38,800 - It's gonna take a little while to boil. - -Yeah. 279 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,560 I want a platform and A-frame enclosed. What did you want? 280 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,600 Yeah, not a problem. 281 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,860 - Okay. - All right. 282 00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,500 Okay. Well, I'm gonna start clearing off this area. 283 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,700 Do your thing. You start clearing, 284 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,530 - I'll start bringing over poles for beams. - -Okay. 285 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,860 Heads. 286 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,400 Usually, I watch Naked and Afraid in my bed. 287 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:13,560 And, now, I'm on Naked and Afraid making my bed. 288 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,930 This is crazy. 289 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,260 As I'm chopping down the trees, 290 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:24,500 it's raining fire ants, and my body is just burning. 291 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,460 There's bites all over me. 292 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,000 My hand's throbbing. 293 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,460 It's, like, raining fire hell. I don't... 294 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,760 I don't know how to explain it. It's... 295 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,000 I've never seen anything like it. 296 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,700 - Where are you itching? - Everywhere. 297 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,560 They're all over my whole back. Lines everywhere. 298 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,860 Jesus, they're eating me alive! 299 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,860 Yeah, look at... There's red ants all over all this stuff. 300 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,700 - We'll be careful. - Yeah. 301 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,600 Known for its fiery venomous bite, 302 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,700 the tenacious, slender twig ant lives in tropical trees 303 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,760 and furiously attacks anyone threatening its nest. 304 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,300 Oh, all over us. 305 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,660 - My fingers are numb. - Yeah. 306 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,360 They're burning so bad. 307 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,900 They're everywhere. 308 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,260 How many ants do you see? 309 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,560 - Thousands. - Okay. 310 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,900 Okay. Then, you know what? This is not working out. 311 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,560 - There's too many ants. - I know. I know. 312 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,700 It's getting dark. 313 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:16,660 I'm just not happy with where I am right now. 314 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:19,400 We're losing light, and we're losing light fast. 315 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,760 And we do need to restart our shelter 316 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:26,760 because we can't be near ants because it's killing us. 317 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,230 Oh, I'm getting eaten right now. 318 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,060 This sucks. 319 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,300 Oh. 320 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,330 - There's too many ants. - I know. 321 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,530 It's getting dark. 322 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,560 All right, call me crazy... 323 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,360 - What? - -What if we moved right there? 324 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,260 You don't see ants anywhere on that tree? 325 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,960 It doesn't look like there are any. 326 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,860 If there's no ants over there, 327 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:57,660 and the ants are our biggest problem right now, 328 00:14:57,660 --> 00:15:00,300 isn't that where we need to be? 329 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:07,160 The Colombian devil super-evil ants are attacking us. 330 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:11,160 So, we decided to move everything to this little cubby tree. 331 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:17,300 This is the way the armchair survivalist expert makes shelter. 332 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,160 You have to adapt and... 333 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,360 - Absolutely. Adapt and overcome. - Yes. 334 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,660 We have an hour till sunset, 335 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,660 and this is gonna take two hours to build up, 336 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,800 so we're not gonna get a full shelter. 337 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,660 And that's what we need. 338 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,760 - Let's get this across. - Okay. 339 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,500 For their new shelter, Malu and Kyle will build a lean-to 340 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,100 tucked between the roots of a kapok tree 341 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:43,260 and shingled with palms from the areca plant. 342 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,560 Obviously, it's a little different 343 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,660 than the type of shelter we wanted to build, 344 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,160 but we'll hope for the best tonight. 345 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,600 Jesus, these bugs are no joke. 346 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,360 - We need to sleep. - Yeah, we certainly do. 347 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,860 But it's really difficult to sleep when you've got about 4,000 bugs 348 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,360 - eating you alive. - -This is so uncomfortable. 349 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,700 I know. 350 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,560 I just pulled something out of my butthole. 351 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,560 - Oh, my God. They're in my privates, too. -Yeah. 352 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,100 This is nuts, man. 353 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,700 I've never been eaten alive by bugs like this in my life. 354 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,660 I mean... 355 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,760 I think we expected this because we critique it so much. 356 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,560 I mean, it's one thing to critique it, 357 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:29,700 but then, when you're the one I'm sitting in the middle of the Colombian jungle... 358 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,400 - Mmm-hmm. - ...getting eaten alive by God knows what, 359 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,060 it's a little different. 360 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,830 Oh, I'm getting eaten alive. 361 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,260 That was the worst night of my life. 362 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,160 It's just, like, it didn't end either. 363 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,060 It's just, the sun took so long to come up. 364 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,300 I felt like we were in a sleep-deprivation chamber. 365 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,660 I felt like I was locked in time. 366 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,700 Like, I felt like it was just, time just stopped. 367 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:04,300 I was like, "Let me out! Please come up, sun." 368 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:08,100 The bug bites are white and pussy and hurt like hell. 369 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:11,860 It's funny how easy it is to critique things at home from your couch, right? 370 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,900 But then, when you're in the situation, 371 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,430 processing what you're thinking is just... it's crazy. 372 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,160 I came into this thinking there's absolutely nothing 373 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,660 that could take me out of this challenge. 374 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:25,300 And, night one, I'm thinking to myself, 375 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,860 "What the hell am I doing here?" 376 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:29,900 I'm gonna go wandering for a little bit, see what I can find for food resources. 377 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,860 - I saw a few coconuts over there I wanna grab. - -Mmm-hmm. 378 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,160 - And bring something back for us. - -Okay, okay. 379 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,030 Oh, man. 380 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,660 It's so dense. 381 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,130 These crabs love coconut. 382 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,760 They're quick. 383 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,060 The crabs... The blue crabs are everywhere. 384 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,630 Still not catching them. 385 00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:01,360 There's about 487,000 crabs everywhere. 386 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,000 The problem is, as soon as they feel the vibrations on the ground, 387 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 they disappear immediately. 388 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,300 So, I'm working on a way to get them. 389 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,230 And, in the meantime, I can collect coconuts off the ground. 390 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,160 Come and try this. 391 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,260 Yeah, we're good. 392 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,660 You get the first sip, partner. 393 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,960 Oh, my God. 394 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,060 All right, love you. 395 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,760 This is awesome, man. 396 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,560 - Oh, my God. - It's amazing. 397 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,200 - It's amazing. - It's so good. 398 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:35,460 Freshly cut coconut, oh, my gosh! There's nothing like it. 399 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,660 And they're cool. 400 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,360 Like, there's not a refrigerator, it's hot in the jungle. 401 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:44,130 How is it possible that freaking coconut juice is cool and refreshing? 402 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:46,300 - Yeah. - Yeah? 403 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,060 - Let's go. - Yeah? 404 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:53,060 Water, shelter, fire, and coconuts on day two. 405 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,300 It's only day two? 406 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,760 Yeah, it is day two. 407 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,830 It's only day two. 408 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,460 This sucks. 409 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,260 We're not really sleeping. 410 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:13,630 It's been a long, long night. 411 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,300 It's raining. 412 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,530 But we're in a jungle, that's what it does. 413 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,560 Dang it. 414 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,260 So tired. 415 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,360 It is what it is. 416 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,800 It'll end. This isn't forever. 417 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,430 All right, let's try to get some sleep. 418 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:39,200 So, today, I'm going to make a fire wall for behind this. 419 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,060 So, just a little fire wall right here to help maintain the heat. 420 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,700 We can put a roof on top of it for when it rains 421 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,260 and have everything just flow off of it. 422 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:50,560 I don't wanna be sitting here holding leaves over it to keep the fire going, 423 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,660 just like Andrew did and lost their fire. That's what made them tap. 424 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,160 The storm is just dumping buckets on us, 425 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:03,230 and we are doing everything we can to keep this fire going. 426 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,430 Oh, golly. 427 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,200 I love that. 428 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,860 - I want to have a covered fire. - -Yeah. 429 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:14,300 - Because it is going to rain hard. - -It's essential. 430 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300 - Worse than it was last night. - Yup. 431 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,100 That's why I want a four-door enclosed shelter. 432 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,160 This isn't what we came here planned. 433 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,560 -Like, we didn't have this planned. -No. 434 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,000 - No. - -But now that it's here, it works. 435 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,500 - Yeah? - -We'll try it out for a couple of days 436 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,300 - and, then, we'll go from there. - -Okay. 437 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:34,000 It's not anything wrong with the shelter, but it's not my dream bungalow. 438 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,260 So, let's try this out for a couple of days, 439 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,760 and if it works, why, you know, make another shelter? 440 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,000 So, today, we can make a fire wall. 441 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,660 Here we go. 442 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,560 So, I'm building a fire wall. 443 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,000 I'll have stakes in the ground, two on each side. 444 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,060 And, then, I'll have the bamboo in the middle, 445 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,260 and a roof on top of it for when it rains 446 00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,230 and have everything just flow off of it. 447 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,430 Come on. 448 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,400 And, then, this is what we're gonna cover it up with. 449 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,660 Yup. 450 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:24,560 One beam, one more beam, a couple of braces, 451 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,000 areca plants, we're good. 452 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,160 -Hang on. But this isn't covering the fire. -It will. 453 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,800 All we have to do is push it back a little bit. 454 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,930 That's it. Just move that log, push it back a little bit. It'll be fine. 455 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,260 That's it. Easy. 456 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,300 You're gonna push the fire back if it rains, 457 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,060 -is what you're saying. -Yeah. Exactly. 458 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,860 I think it'll be fine. 100%. 459 00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:49,830 Okay. 460 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,560 I have a lot of problems. 461 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:56,000 Number one problem, he's using the bamboo and he's like, 462 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,300 "Well, I have the fire far away from it 463 00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,800 'cause I don't want it to be burned." 464 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,660 The whole point of the whole thing was supposed to be 465 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:06,400 that the fire was protected in case it rains. 466 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:11,860 The fire's not even centered of his fire shelter. 467 00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,360 It makes no sense. 468 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:18,660 The only critique I have is that I don't understand 469 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:24,000 why you're building it behind the fire instead of over the fire. 470 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,060 - All we have to do is push it back. - -Okay. 471 00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:29,460 What I'm saying is that we should move it back six inches now. 472 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:30,600 There's no need to move it back right now. 473 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,860 It's gonna burn the bamboo more. 474 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,560 It's completely fine right there. 475 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,160 - Yeah. -That's all. It's not a problem. 476 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,860 It's a non-issue, honestly. 477 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:41,960 It doesn't make sense to me to move the fire back against the fire wall 478 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,300 and ruin the materials that I had already spent 479 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,060 a bunch of energy on collecting. 480 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:49,760 When, if it does start raining, I can just move the embers back, 481 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,100 and it will solve the problem. 482 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,100 I don't think that she should be critiquing someone else's work. 483 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,660 I'm critiquing what I would say on the podcast. 484 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,100 But we're not on the podcast, we're in real life. 485 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,900 No, but the podcast talks about Naked and Afraid. 486 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,400 That's fine. We're actually doing Naked and Afraid. 487 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,460 -We're not on a podcast. -I know. 488 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,160 Well, it's gonna be a fun night. 489 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,900 So, it's raining. 490 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:34,900 My partner has moved the fire next to the fire wall, 491 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:38,260 so it's pretty far away from our shelter. 492 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:39,830 I hope it doesn't rain long. 493 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,000 You're not worried about being cold and wet? 494 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,560 I don't... This is nothing to me. I'm fine. 495 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,260 Malu seems to have a lot of critiques on how to do everything, 496 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:57,960 but doesn't really do much. 497 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,330 Our shelter is leaking. 498 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,560 The roof is really good. 499 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,000 There's barely any holes anywhere. 500 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,300 What do you mean? It's just dropping everywhere. 501 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,100 Like, it just leaked on my forehead right there. 502 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,760 It just leaked on my toes. It just leaked on my back. 503 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,660 I'm trying to listen to her and trying to be positive. 504 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,660 But when she critiques, it sounds like she's complaining. 505 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:45,460 You have an opinion on things that you can't do yourself! 506 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,160 What can you do? What can you do? 507 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,400 You build yourself a shelter tomorrow that's 100% leak-proof, 508 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,060 and I'll shut my mouth. 509 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,930 Oh, no. 510 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:09,560 So, apparently, I'm a drama queen because I was cold 511 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,460 because it was rainy last night. 512 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,660 I got soaked, everything got wet. 513 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:18,130 This was not fun and games. This was... 514 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,060 suffering. 515 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,960 Then, I had to suffer through him. 516 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,300 Hey. 517 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,760 We have a lot of things to talk about. 518 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,160 - Yeah, I was kind of an ass. - -Mmm-hmm. 519 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,860 I'm sorry. 520 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:39,260 But in the middle of August, you get cold. 521 00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:42,100 But, then, I realized you're smaller than me, 522 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,760 you live in Texas year-round, 523 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,200 so you've got way higher temperatures. 524 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,160 - So you weren't cold at all? Zero cold? - Not even a little bit. 525 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,460 - I was sweating. - Okay. 526 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:53,700 Listen, the narrator guy on Naked and Afraid says 527 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:57,100 that when your skin is wet and the temperature drops, 528 00:25:57,100 --> 00:26:00,800 - hypothermia can happen in less than ten minutes. - -Yeah. 529 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,360 Hypothermia is not gonna happen. 530 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,100 It got real real last night with all the rain and the emotions 531 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,300 and the no sleep. 532 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,160 But we apologized to each other 533 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,660 and, ultimately, when it comes down to it, 534 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:16,100 we'll get over it 'cause that's what a smart survivalist does. 535 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,860 -Okay, this is what my biggest issue is. -Yeah. 536 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:21,460 The shelter was too far from the fire, 537 00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:23,700 -but the fire was warm. -Yeah. 538 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,600 I think making a new shelter, probably a good idea. 539 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,800 What did you have in mind? 540 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,760 So, this is what I was thinking. 541 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,060 So, I was thinking about four structure beams and outside beams, 542 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:34,460 four-feet high. 543 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:37,260 - And, then, two platforms. - I wanna be off the ground. 544 00:26:37,260 --> 00:26:39,800 A little fire pit outside to boil water. 545 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,130 - I have no problem with it. None. - All right. 546 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,160 All righty, let's go. 547 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,860 So, we are finally building my new Jungalow! 548 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:54,360 It's my dream bungalow, 549 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:58,160 and I came up with it from Amazon XL 550 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,260 because they were in Colombia, 551 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:03,400 and everybody had somebody tap, 552 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,360 except Amber, Trish, and Jen. 553 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,560 And you know why nobody tapped? 554 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,330 Because they had an enclosed shelter. 555 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,460 The only thing left that we have to do in here 556 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:27,800 is cut the bamboo slots for the bed. 557 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,200 - I just wanna put the skirts on. - -Yeah. 558 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,460 Teamwork makes the dream work, 559 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:36,000 and it's a dream that he does most of the work, 560 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,430 and I get to decorate. 561 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,260 I got a name for our house. 562 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:43,960 Coconut Castle. 563 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,460 I like Coconut Castle. 564 00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,660 -I think it looks pretty. -Yeah, it's all right. 565 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:49,600 Not bad for a couple of amateurs. 566 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,660 Well, someone says that you shouldn't bring bougie to the jungle, 567 00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:55,160 and I think this proves them wrong. 568 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,660 This is definitely bougie and survivalist-y, don't you think? 569 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,200 I think that it looks great. 570 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,760 I think everything about it is awesome. 571 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,260 I think it's gonna keep us dry. 572 00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:06,360 I hope it rains again tonight. 573 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,360 - Yeah. - This is not normal rain. 574 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,000 No, this is like, it's monsooning outside. 575 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,230 I'm starting to get wet. 576 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,330 The fire's getting a little bit late. 577 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:35,560 It was storming about, let's say, at level 10, 578 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,460 and it just picked up going about to level 20. 579 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:51,160 - The temperature dropped 30 degrees. - -This is miserable. 580 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,530 I'm struggling to find a place in the shelter that's warm. 581 00:29:10,860 --> 00:29:13,830 The wind knocked over our fire wall. 582 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,960 This is tapping situation. 583 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,060 Oh, my God! 584 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,660 Oh, my God, it's just a mess. 585 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,460 There's debris everywhere! 586 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,060 I can see right into the shelter. 587 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,960 I can put my whole hand in. 588 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,360 This was our fire wall. 589 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,500 The wind's kind of knocked it all down. 590 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:07,760 I don't know who we made mad in this Colombian jungle, 591 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,560 but guess what? We're alive! 592 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,660 And the Jungalow has made it. 593 00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:16,130 Everything else looks a mess, but it is salvageable. 594 00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:20,000 Do you have any preference for the fire pit? 595 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,600 It needs to be adjacent or inside the shell. 596 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,730 What if we just built it out like this? 597 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,400 -It's gonna stay outside? -And we put it right here, but we put a roof over it. 598 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,830 - Yeah. - All right. 599 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,500 I originally built the fireplace too far away from our shelter, 600 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,800 as opposed to just adding it onto the end. 601 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,100 - You're gonna weave it? - Yeah. 602 00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:41,700 That way, it's stronger, 603 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,160 not falling all over the place. 604 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,760 So, this time, we decided to attach the fire shelter 605 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,200 to our Jungalow. 606 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,460 And I decided to weave bamboo, 607 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:52,000 so I'm interlacing them in between each of the sides. 608 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,530 This looks better already. 609 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,460 Dang. First morning that I actually slept. 610 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:08,760 Tell you what, man, 611 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,300 it's amazing what a few hours of sleep will do for your mental. 612 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,600 I feel great. 613 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,460 I think, before extraction, 614 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:17,860 we're definitely gonna need, like, a boost of energy. 615 00:31:17,860 --> 00:31:18,760 Absolutely. 616 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,960 We've got tons of coconuts. 617 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,460 I do wanna get some crabs, though. 618 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,500 That way, we eat some protein. 619 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,260 I mean, I can definitely help you with that. 620 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,460 Let's go. 621 00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:29,200 Again. 622 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:38,400 Remember, we have no mercy when it comes to food. 623 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,830 Sorry. 624 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,100 I've got coconut, 'cause all these coconut crabs love them. 625 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:51,700 So, my plan is to put it near their hole. 626 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:54,360 Let them come out and try to grab it, and I'll be waiting right by 627 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,660 to spear 'em. 628 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:57,260 It's the best plan I've got so far. 629 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,130 I got it, I got it. 630 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:43,760 I just killed this crab with this stick. 631 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,000 Am I a survivalist? Yeah. 632 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,330 Because I learned from Naked and Afraid on my couch to bring a stick. 633 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,530 So, I'll put that in my bag and give it to my partner. 634 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,630 Man, these crabs are so elusive. 635 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,260 I feel like these crabs are literally taunting me. 636 00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:09,600 They come out, stare at me, as soon as I move, 637 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,260 they all disappear in unison. 638 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,160 Got you, bitch. 639 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,100 Let's go! Finally. 640 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,630 Got my first source of protein. 641 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,000 Honey, I'm home. I brought dinner. 642 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,960 I beat a crab to death. 643 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,160 What? You're a beast. 644 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,660 Good job! 645 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,500 We have crab, so we're gonna have a crab boil. 646 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,000 I'm cooking all the crabs. 647 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,860 Man, I am dirty, but I do not care 648 00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:48,360 'cause I'm about to fill my belly with crab. 649 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,060 What's that noise? 650 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:53,630 That's the noise of crab mad 'cause they about to get eaten. 651 00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,360 Crabs. 652 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,160 Coconut. 653 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,560 Man, I'm super-excited. 654 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,660 -Enjoy. -Sentimental. 655 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,600 Now that we have a strategy on how to hunt them going forward, 656 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,200 we have plenty to get through the rest of the challenge. 657 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,700 Mmm, so succulent. 658 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:29,360 So, we're here at the tree of life, 659 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,360 near these two bodies of water. 660 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:33,300 And that's the ocean. 661 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:35,800 With their extraction only one day away, 662 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,660 Kyle and Malu will need to build a raft 663 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:40,660 to navigate the freshwater tributaries that lead to the ocean. 664 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,860 This is where the caiman are. 665 00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:46,660 I am not going to play with caiman. 666 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,800 I'm not gonna be near caiman. I'm not swimming with caiman. 667 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,000 So, we're definitely gonna have to build the raft 668 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,660 with the bamboo that we're collecting. 669 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:55,160 - It's a good idea. - -I think, start collecting the bamboo. 670 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,160 - 100%. - -Okay, so we have a plan. 671 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,360 - Yeah. - Let's do it. 672 00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,360 Let's go. 673 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:03,060 Our extraction point is at the end of this river, 674 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,730 so we need to build a raft. 675 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,500 Building a raft is something that's new to me. 676 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,100 I know it's made out of bamboo, 677 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:13,000 but I don't know how much weight the bamboo will hold. 678 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,400 Best idea is to bring it out there with both of us 679 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,860 and see how two pieces affect each one of us. 680 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,260 - Sound good? - Yes. 681 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:20,660 All right. 682 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,460 - You wanna come try this, see how it floats for you? - -Okay. 683 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,630 We're gonna need a little bit more, probably, huh? 684 00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:36,030 I feel like that was a setup. 685 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:38,160 No. 686 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,160 -It was not. -Okay. 687 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,760 We'll still probably need a little bit more. 688 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,160 - I mean, I went right down. - Yeah, I know. 689 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,360 -I mean, right down. -Yeah. 690 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,060 So, we probably have, like, eight pieces of bamboo left over. 691 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,400 - So, we'll have to cut a little more. - -Yeah. 692 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,660 Another stalk. 693 00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,860 We need more bamboo! 694 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,460 I'm feeling better. All I need is a shot! 695 00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:05,800 A shot and more bamboo, that's what you need. 696 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,600 - Yes, yes, yes. - All right, perfect. 697 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,830 Let's go, go, go. 698 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:22,400 The most ingenious raft was EJ's "swan song" of a raft in XL 699 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,300 on his last appearance. 700 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,400 That's the Amazon river. 701 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,260 We are officially in the Amazon river! 702 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:36,360 - That raft was amazing. - It even had a cover on it. 703 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,560 But we can't deal with fancy-shmancy... 704 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,000 - No. - ...rafts. 705 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,560 I just want a raft that's gonna get us there. 706 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,900 Yeah, me too. 707 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,660 I think a lot of people try to go fancy, and that's their downfall. 708 00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,560 - Yeah, just keep it simple. - Mmm-hmm. 709 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,760 Use what you got. 710 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,630 We're gonna run out of duct tape, so we need cordage. 711 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,260 From past experience of watching this show, 712 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,660 I'm gonna keep it simple. 713 00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:04,800 I'm gonna have two layers of bamboo stacked on top of each other 714 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,300 with cross beams on the bottom, 715 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,660 and securing them with the areca vines. 716 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:16,560 So, the vine that we have is not very flexible, very pliable. 717 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,360 So, I'm using the areca stick, 718 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:23,760 and I'm bending the vine on the stick to make it more pliable. 719 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,460 When I came out here, I really wanted to prove 720 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:29,160 a lot of the skills that I've learned from watching 721 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,860 Naked and Afraid. 722 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:33,660 So, I'm using my areca stick to try to make it more pliable, 723 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:36,760 make it more soft, because this cordage is tough. 724 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,400 I mean, it's tough like my grandma cooked it overnight in the stove, 725 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,160 and I need to make it softer. 726 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,460 - So, we're each doing our part. - We're each working together. 727 00:37:45,460 --> 00:37:47,700 And, even though I'm doing most of the heavy lifting, 728 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,860 Malu is working nonstop to help out. 729 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,760 Damn it! 730 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,260 We do work well together as a team. 731 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:55,660 I believe we're gonna hit the ocean. 732 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,560 I truly believe that. 733 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,330 One, two, three... 734 00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:04,560 I'm not here to show off raft-building skills, 735 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,460 but I also don't wanna sink in that water 736 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,560 and get eaten up by something, so... 737 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,400 And you know this water is full of caiman and snakes. 738 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,100 All we have to do is test this raft. 739 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:18,360 And I hope it works, because if it doesn't, mama's in trouble, 740 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,160 'cause I don't know what else we're gonna do, child. 741 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,160 - It's sinking. - No. Damn it. 742 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,630 I'm making torches to help us see at night. 743 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,460 I'm using a combination of coconut husk, 744 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:47,200 very, very dry sticks, 745 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,160 and duct tape to keep this going. 746 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,760 Believe it or not, it works great. 747 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,560 Duct tape has really made this project a lot easier. 748 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,530 It's such a great tool that's super-underutilized on Naked and Afraid. 749 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,160 Here's our little torch. 750 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,100 We've got some bamboo. 751 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:11,560 We've got air pockets for the wood to breathe. 752 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:16,160 And wrapped it in the areca vine quarters that my partner made. 753 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,700 We've got a bunch of duct tape, coconut husk inside. 754 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:20,760 You love my duct tape. 755 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,060 Listen, I am so glad you brought duct tape. 756 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:26,900 That duct tape has a million uses. It's incredible. 757 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,360 It's incredible. 758 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,560 - It's sinking. - No. 759 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:42,260 So, when Kyle gets on the raft, it does not float 100%. 760 00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:43,960 And I'm telling you the truth, I am worried. 761 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,900 - Wanna come try this? - Okay. 762 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:52,230 Tomorrow is extraction, and we're exactly where I did not want to be. 763 00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:55,630 It's great that it holds you perfectly. 764 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,800 If there's a problem with me on there, 765 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,230 I can just swim it and hold on to it for breaks if I need. 766 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,160 As long as there's no caiman, we're good. 767 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,360 Well, you can't forget about the snakes 768 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,660 and all the other creepy-crawly things in the water, either. 769 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,460 We don't have time or energy 770 00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:17,260 to continue to build this one up to hold me as well. 771 00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:19,360 So we're gonna have to make this work. 772 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,060 I'm gonna have to swim alongside of the raft, 773 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,660 and hold on to it when I need breaks, and hope for the best. 774 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,500 All righty. 775 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,260 If a monkey messes with our raft, I'm fighting a monkey. 776 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,200 All right. Last night. Extraction's tomorrow morning. 777 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,800 Enjoying my last fire, a little bit of reflecting. 778 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,900 We're just anxious to get the hell out of here. 779 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:52,000 This challenge has been exactly that, a challenge. 780 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,630 Super-grateful for being uncomfortable, 781 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:57,060 being pushed to my limit. 782 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,400 I'm ready to leave Colombia. 783 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,560 I'm ready to go to sleep 784 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:06,360 and get ready for this really tough extraction. 785 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:11,260 And the danger that it's gonna put us in is scary, 786 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,000 but I'm ready for it. 787 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,160 I've got a long swim ahead of me. 788 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,860 That makes me a little nervous 'cause of those caiman and snakes, 789 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,760 but I guess we will see. 790 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,400 Here we go. 791 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,460 Day 14 is finally here. 792 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:34,760 That's my leg. 793 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,000 I can't wait for this leg never to be here again. 794 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,660 I'm so happy for this to be over. 795 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:47,100 Get me out of here! 796 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:49,860 Just like we do warpaint with the boys on game day. 797 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,160 Go, Bulldogs. 798 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,360 We still got extraction. 799 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,160 That's the only thing between me and my family. 800 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,360 Today's gonna be one of those days I'll never forget. 801 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,130 - I am excited for it. - I feel so strong. 802 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,000 All right. 803 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,760 Here's my duct tape bikini, y'all! 804 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,260 I'm ready to G-O, go. 805 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,560 Just wanna say I'm super-proud of you. 806 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,700 Honestly, we've both come so far from day one. 807 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,200 Yes. 808 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,960 And nobody else I'd rather have gone on this journey with, honestly. 809 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,300 Besides Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, 810 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:23,760 there's nobody else I could have completed this with besides you. 811 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,100 I'll take a back seat to The Rock, no problem. 812 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:27,400 - All right, perfect. - All right. 813 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,160 - All right, let's get out of here! - -Let's go. 814 00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:33,630 Peace out, Jungalow. 815 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,600 Bye, Jungalow. Love you. 816 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,500 To reach their extraction point, 817 00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,300 Kyle and Malu will have to navigate 818 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,660 through three miles of tributaries 819 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:46,760 teeming with territorial caiman and venomous stingrays 820 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,200 to reach the Atlantic Ocean, where they will meet the vehicles 821 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,130 that will take them out of the jungle. 822 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,730 - Ready when you are. - Okay. 823 00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:00,660 I'm gonna do my best not to touch the bottom. 824 00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:01,860 Yeah. 825 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:03,860 The bottom is definitely... 826 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:06,160 - Ooh, it's so squishy. - -Yeah, there's gotta be something in this water. 827 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,060 - You good? - Uh-huh. 828 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,760 All right. 829 00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,960 It's deeper than what I thought it was gonna be. 830 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,160 Mmm-hmm. 831 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 It's like snake heaven. 832 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,200 Please be careful. I know there's stingrays and snakes 833 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,160 and, God forbid, caiman. 834 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,660 Yeah. 835 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,100 Believe me, I'm doing my best. 836 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:33,600 I don't want any of those things touching me either. 837 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,800 That sucks. That's gross. 838 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,760 Keep pushing. 839 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,360 I'm trying. It's covered in crap and lily pads. 840 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,660 My feet were a foot into the mud on the bottom. 841 00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:45,600 You have no idea what's below you, what's on the side of you? 842 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,660 You are the prey, so to speak. 843 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:49,660 - Stay towards the middle. - Yes. 844 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,360 Here we go. 845 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,860 Okay, you heard that, right? 846 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,930 - You saw that, right? - Yup. Absolutely. 847 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,730 -What is that? -What is what? 848 00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:12,500 Where? 849 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:15,900 Up 15 feet, moving towards our left. 850 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:18,160 Whatever it was, it's moving away. 851 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,400 I know that there's caiman. I know there's snakes. I know there's stingrays. 852 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,760 I'm worried. 853 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,660 I don't know what that was that was just in the water that jumped, 854 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,160 but we gotta get by that. 855 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,930 - It's getting deeper. - I know. 856 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,860 Oh, I can't even reach the bottom. 857 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:37,530 Yup, I'm done. I can't use this anymore. 858 00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:39,830 Grab the oar. 859 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,460 - Yeah? - Yup. 860 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:47,830 - How deep is it right there. - -I can't touch. 861 00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:50,600 Let's go you're almost there. 862 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,160 Almost there. I can feel it. 863 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,460 I'm tired. And I know you're tired. 864 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,760 I'm swimming. 865 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,160 We got this. We got this. 866 00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,830 Right around this bend. 867 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,230 I can hear the ocean. Come on. 868 00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:08,500 There we go. 869 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,800 There's the ocean. I can hear it. 870 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,060 I can see it. 871 00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:16,060 Oh, look at the ocean! 872 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,900 I see the beach! 873 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:22,100 Where's our extraction vehicle? 874 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:23,500 Where's the guy? 875 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,360 Oh, my God. 876 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,160 - We made it. - Yeah. 877 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,460 We made it. All right. 878 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,560 Yo, our raft made it. 879 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,760 Our raft made it all the way! 880 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,160 Let's go, dude! Good job, man! 881 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,060 Yo, hell of a job. 882 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:43,500 We are no longer armchair survivalists, 883 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,860 we are survivalists! 884 00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:47,260 -Give it to me! -I love it. 885 00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,600 -I love it. -Oh, my God! 886 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,100 So, we made it, man. 887 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:53,100 It's just complete bliss, complete joy. 888 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,000 There's no better feeling than winning. 889 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,160 Let's go! 890 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,260 I'm so... so excited. 891 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:01,160 - Yo, good job, dude. - Yes. 892 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:06,160 This 14-day journey started off hard. 893 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,160 And, then, it just got harder and harder and harder. 894 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,760 And I just got stronger and stronger. 895 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,000 And you know what, as an armchair survivalist, 896 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,460 I wouldn't be here without the skills that I've learned 897 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:19,100 from watching Naked and Afraid. 898 00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:22,900 And my partner is a superhero. 899 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,760 But I don't think I'm ever gonna do this again. 900 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,660 I think I love my couch too much. 901 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,000 But don't get it twisted, 902 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,800 I am and will always be a real survivalist. 903 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,500 And don't forget, in this challenge, 904 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:39,030 duct tape was queen, just like me. 905 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,160 Malu used her armchair survivalist expertise 906 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,360 to withstand Colombia's devastating jungle conditions, 907 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,560 dropping 15 pounds in the process. 908 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:53,660 Her Primitive Survival Rating rises 5.7 to 6.6. 909 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:56,500 Before we leave, you know what time it is! 910 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,460 -It's time to leave Colombia! -Colombia. 911 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:01,860 Colombia? Did I do that right? 912 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,660 -No! -That's what I'm doing. 913 00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:07,900 - Colombia! - Colombia! 914 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,560 - Let's go. Let's go. - Let's go. 915 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,260 What an incredible journey, honestly. 916 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:16,100 This has taught me so much about myself, about life. 917 00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:19,460 No matter how bad you're suffering, no matter what's going on in your head, 918 00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:22,160 there's no obstacle too big for you to overcome. 919 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,360 We had to work through communication issues. 920 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,700 We had to learn how to work together. 921 00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:29,560 I'm gonna take everything I can out of this going home, 922 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,200 and be the best person I can. 923 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,560 I would absolutely do another challenge. 924 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,360 This journey has been incredible. 925 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,760 It's just a complete natural high that you can't get another way. 926 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,600 Utilizing his construction knowledge and metal resilience, 927 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,800 Kyle successfully crossed the finish line 30 pounds lighter. 928 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:49,660 His Primitive Survival Rating skyrockets from 5.8 to 6.9. 929 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:53,260 Get me out of Colombia!