1 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:20,486 Vacation central tour 49 now loading... 2 00:02:20,569 --> 00:02:22,946 For Kansas City, Cheyenne, Pendleton... 3 00:02:23,031 --> 00:02:25,241 And the wonders of the west. 4 00:02:32,710 --> 00:02:35,630 Oh, hello, Malcolm. Hello, Molly. 5 00:02:35,714 --> 00:02:39,761 Oh, how lovely! Oh! 6 00:02:39,845 --> 00:02:41,806 Come on in. All right. 7 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:49,941 I'll sit there. 8 00:02:51,151 --> 00:02:54,196 Where do you want this? Well, up here, I guess. 9 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,282 All right. 10 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:01,540 Where's your luggage and everything? Greg has it. 11 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:03,835 Greg? He stopped to get me something to read. 12 00:03:03,876 --> 00:03:06,671 Oh. Brought me in a taxi. Wasn't that nice of him? 13 00:03:06,714 --> 00:03:08,882 Oh, I don't know. 14 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:11,928 You don't like Greg, do you? I hate him. 15 00:03:11,971 --> 00:03:14,181 Malcolm, why can't we all be friends? 16 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:16,518 - Because I hate him. - Malcolm! 17 00:03:18,646 --> 00:03:21,107 I put the other bag in the luggage compartment. 18 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:23,110 Thank you. Greg. Hi, Malcolm. 19 00:03:23,152 --> 00:03:25,279 Nice to see you. How've you been? Fine, thanks. 20 00:03:25,321 --> 00:03:26,906 This is for you, honey. 21 00:03:26,991 --> 00:03:29,243 A guide to the west. Oh, wonderful. 22 00:03:29,326 --> 00:03:31,579 350 illustrations. Really? 23 00:03:31,663 --> 00:03:34,917 You don't say? You know, I always think it's interesting... 24 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:37,586 To see things you've only seen pictures of before. 25 00:03:37,588 --> 00:03:40,842 Gives you a kick. You know what I mean? Pardon me, Malcolm. I'll get this up here. 26 00:03:40,884 --> 00:03:43,386 Can I help you? No, I'll manage, thanks. 27 00:03:45,056 --> 00:03:47,934 What's all this? Oh, that's a present from Malcolm. 28 00:03:47,976 --> 00:03:49,936 Isn't it lovely? 29 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:54,026 Yeah. Better not eat too much of it, though. That'll make you sick. 30 00:03:59,992 --> 00:04:03,163 Looks like you're out west already. Yeah. 31 00:04:03,246 --> 00:04:05,247 Molly? Malcolm? No, thank you. 32 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:07,251 No, thanks. 33 00:04:07,294 --> 00:04:09,462 Gee, you look swell, Molly. Doesn't she, Malcolm? 34 00:04:09,463 --> 00:04:11,590 That's what I always tell her. 35 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:14,677 Well, I guess it's these flowers. 36 00:04:14,762 --> 00:04:17,933 Mr. MacGarnigal gave them to me. Oh. 37 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:20,060 Nice old guy, MacGarnigal. Yeah. 38 00:04:20,102 --> 00:04:23,524 - Hey, Duchess, where are you? - Hello, Bob. 39 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:27,778 Oh, I see we have a quorum here. 40 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:30,198 How are you men, anyway? Fine. 41 00:04:30,241 --> 00:04:32,243 Nice to see you. Here, Duchess. Eat your head off. 42 00:04:32,285 --> 00:04:34,621 Oh, thank you! 43 00:04:34,704 --> 00:04:36,873 Oh, you shouldn't have done it. 44 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:38,876 Ah, don't be silly. 45 00:04:38,961 --> 00:04:41,839 Uh, put it up there next to the other one, will you? Sure. 46 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:48,347 Mine. Excuse me, please. 47 00:04:48,431 --> 00:04:51,309 You'll pardon us. I'm glad I'm here anyway. 48 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:54,982 I didn't think I was gonna make it for a while. I'm up on the road with my taxi... 49 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:58,695 Don't tell us about it. No. 50 00:04:58,778 --> 00:05:02,449 Is there anything I can do for you? Yeah. Get married. 51 00:05:02,491 --> 00:05:05,745 Listen, brother... I'm not gonna have you acting like this. 52 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:11,460 Well, I... well, I-I guess you'd better be going. 53 00:05:11,503 --> 00:05:14,464 Well, good-bye, Molly. Good-bye. 54 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:17,051 And, uh, think it over. 55 00:05:17,136 --> 00:05:19,220 You know, about what we were talking about the other night? 56 00:05:19,222 --> 00:05:21,224 Yes, I will. Good-bye. 57 00:05:25,772 --> 00:05:28,191 Molly... 58 00:05:28,276 --> 00:05:30,194 Yes, Greg. 59 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,083 Good-bye, Bob. 60 00:05:49,345 --> 00:05:51,305 So long, Duchess. 61 00:05:52,474 --> 00:05:54,976 - Good-bye, boys. - Good-bye. 62 00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:57,395 Good-bye, watch out for snakes. 63 00:05:57,397 --> 00:05:59,399 Yeah, all kinds. 64 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:02,821 Honey, do you mind if I ask you a question? 65 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,907 Why, no. Go ahead. 66 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:07,409 What are you going away for? 67 00:06:07,494 --> 00:06:10,873 Oh... I hope you don't think I'm forward for speaking first, 68 00:06:10,915 --> 00:06:14,544 but after all, one of us had to speak first, so what's the difference which one? 69 00:06:14,586 --> 00:06:16,880 My name's Molly J. Truesdale. 70 00:06:16,923 --> 00:06:18,925 Florrie Bendix. How do you do? 71 00:06:18,968 --> 00:06:21,971 Glad to know you. Glad to know you. 72 00:06:27,229 --> 00:06:29,314 How are you enjoying the trip so far? 73 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:32,359 Oh, fine. Not me. 74 00:06:32,402 --> 00:06:34,862 I wish I'd have known. I bet I wouldn't have come. 75 00:06:34,947 --> 00:06:37,074 Why not? Why not? 76 00:06:38,451 --> 00:06:41,287 Look at the no fellas. 77 00:06:41,372 --> 00:06:43,833 That's all right with me. 78 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,628 Hello, everybody. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 79 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,798 I'd like to have your attention for a minute. You're gonna have mine for the next 14 days. 80 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,844 So it isn't asking for too much, is it? No, that's what I thought. 81 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,557 I'd like to introduce myself to you. My name is smiley Lambert. 82 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:59,187 But you folks can call me smiley Lambert. That's pretty cute, isn't it? 83 00:06:59,271 --> 00:07:02,525 How are you? Good to see you. All set for 14 breathless days? 84 00:07:02,608 --> 00:07:04,902 Doesn't mean you have to hold your breath, now does it? 85 00:07:04,987 --> 00:07:07,740 How are you, sir? Glad to see you. Yes, sir, a big, happy family. 86 00:07:07,824 --> 00:07:09,909 The idea is not to get in each other's hair. 87 00:07:09,993 --> 00:07:12,704 Hair today, gone tomorrow, I always say. 88 00:07:12,788 --> 00:07:15,041 Got an idea you don't like me, brother. Well, I'll grow on you. 89 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,711 Yes, sir, grow on you. How are you, girls? Having fun? 90 00:07:17,795 --> 00:07:20,757 Good to see you. How are you? Well, look at this little man here. 91 00:07:20,799 --> 00:07:23,218 All set for a nice, little trip? You're all right, Sonny. 92 00:07:23,260 --> 00:07:26,514 We've got... Well. Sex appeal, folks, right over here. 93 00:07:26,599 --> 00:07:30,187 Yes, sir. Sex appeal. Oh, you pretty, pretty, pretty. 94 00:07:30,228 --> 00:07:32,438 Well, we'll be leaving in about two minutes... 95 00:07:32,439 --> 00:07:35,150 Change seats with me, will you? I certainly don't blame you. 96 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,987 This is the old necking department, folks, 97 00:07:38,072 --> 00:07:40,532 in case anybody's interested. 98 00:07:40,617 --> 00:07:44,872 We used to call this a saloon. Everybody came here here for scotch and "sofa." 99 00:07:44,955 --> 00:07:48,543 You're right with me, ain't ya? Right with me all the time. 100 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,464 Now, folks, we'll be off for the smoothest, most comfortable ride you ever had. 101 00:07:51,507 --> 00:07:54,383 Yes, sir, the easiest, smoothest, most comfortable ride you ever had. 102 00:07:54,384 --> 00:07:58,014 And I'm the boy that's gonna tell you about it. Okay, major. Let her go. 103 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:01,603 - Contact! 104 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:17,486 Hot dog? No. 105 00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:46,482 Are you all right? 106 00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:49,236 I, uh, guess so. 107 00:11:50,446 --> 00:11:53,533 Folks, it was a happy landing... 108 00:11:53,617 --> 00:11:56,036 You sure you ain't busted no place? 109 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:58,581 Uh, well, I'm pretty sure. 110 00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:00,584 Okay. 111 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,494 Hey, Duke. Are we all right? 112 00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:30,540 Sure, sure, Waco. We ain't hurt? 113 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,543 We ain't even shook up. 114 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,337 If we woulda rode that other horse, we'd have taken the day money. 115 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,800 Yep. We sure woulda. 116 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,480 Hey, mister. 117 00:12:47,563 --> 00:12:49,482 Oh, hello. 118 00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:52,444 Would you mind giving me your autograph? My what? 119 00:12:52,528 --> 00:12:55,573 Would you sign my program? I want to keep it as a souvenir. 120 00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:58,243 Oh. 121 00:12:58,286 --> 00:13:00,246 I don't mind. 122 00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:08,758 "Duke Hudkins." 123 00:13:08,841 --> 00:13:11,051 Thank you very much, Mr. Hudkins. 124 00:13:11,053 --> 00:13:14,891 I, uh... I don't get sat on every day. 125 00:13:14,974 --> 00:13:17,644 Well, 126 00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,688 good-bye. 127 00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,621 Hey, lady! 128 00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:36,210 You want to sign my program? 129 00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:38,755 Me? Well, 130 00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,883 gee whiz, Mr. Hudkins, I don't... 131 00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:42,970 I don't sit on people every day. 132 00:13:43,011 --> 00:13:45,556 Oh... sure. 133 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,523 This is, uh, pretty fancy. 134 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:55,026 I don't know whether you can read it or not. 135 00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:57,613 "Molly J. Truesdale." 136 00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:06,208 Let's go, Molly. 137 00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:10,047 What? Well, you like beer, don't you? 138 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:16,138 Well, isn't it funny what can happen... 139 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:18,308 Just because somebody... 140 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:21,270 Happens to sit on somebody? 141 00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:25,650 Where are you from? 142 00:14:25,693 --> 00:14:27,612 The east. Is that so? 143 00:14:27,696 --> 00:14:29,615 Mm-hmm. 144 00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:32,075 Where are you from? 145 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,954 West. Is that so? 146 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:42,006 ?? 147 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,127 Whoopee! 148 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:29,568 ? Oh, if you're troubled by the blues watch those swingin' feet ? 149 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:32,864 ? They'll have you dancing in your shoes, I'm telling you buddy, they can't be beat ? 150 00:15:32,907 --> 00:15:35,868 ? King of swing you sing with me promise not to abdicate ? 151 00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:39,124 ? Fall in line and don't be late ? 152 00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:46,382 ? Stayin' and swayin' and singin' and swingin' and yeah ? 153 00:15:50,138 --> 00:15:52,056 Two beers. Coming up. 154 00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:59,441 Well, I must say... 155 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,528 This is certainly an extra added attraction. 156 00:16:02,571 --> 00:16:04,489 How's that? 157 00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:08,537 Well, there was nothing like this included in "all expenses paid." 158 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,581 Oh. 159 00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:24,432 Do you mind if I feel your arm? 160 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,686 Go ahead. 161 00:16:30,983 --> 00:16:33,652 That's what I thought. 162 00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:43,248 Well, here's to ya. 163 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,094 Maybe you don't like beer. Oh, no. 164 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,517 No? Oh, no, no, I mean... 165 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,478 This is fine. 166 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,614 You know, I think it's... 167 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,951 I think it's nice for two people to just... 168 00:17:10,035 --> 00:17:13,080 Sit and talk, don't you? 169 00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:15,834 Yeah, 170 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,754 if they have something to... talk about. 171 00:17:18,796 --> 00:17:20,714 Gee, you must have... 172 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:23,635 Just about a million things to talk about. 173 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:26,597 Well, sure. I have. 174 00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:35,943 Thank you. 175 00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:38,572 Uh... 176 00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:46,416 Waco, come here. 177 00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:49,795 - I want you to meet my better half. - Anything you say, Duke. 178 00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:53,133 Waco, this here's Molly. Sit down, sit down. 179 00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:57,014 Good to see you, Molly. How have you been? Uh, just fine. 180 00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:00,851 I, uh... I don't believe I got your name. 181 00:18:00,894 --> 00:18:02,896 Waco, like in Texas. 182 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,982 That's very interesting. 183 00:18:05,065 --> 00:18:07,902 How did they happen to name you after a place in Texas? 184 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,487 Other way around. They named the place after me. 185 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,575 Oh, really? Biggest liar in the world. 186 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:15,661 Tell her a lie, Waco. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Well, let me see. 187 00:18:15,663 --> 00:18:19,585 Uh... oh. I never would have figured the time we all slept in one bed. 188 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:23,173 Hiya, Linda belle. Why, you bowlegged hunk of nothin'. 189 00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:25,842 How you doin', Duke? Good. Sit down, sit down. 190 00:18:25,927 --> 00:18:28,387 Yes, sir. Here we were, in an old bed. 191 00:18:28,472 --> 00:18:31,475 Molly, I want you to meet an old, old friend of mine, Linda Belle. 192 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:33,478 How do you do? Howdy, Molly. 193 00:18:33,561 --> 00:18:36,439 It was a folding bed... Why do you want to make out for I'm so old? 194 00:18:36,523 --> 00:18:39,401 Why, you've been hanging around here since they fought Indians. 195 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,364 Speaking about Indians, that reminds me of a story. 196 00:18:42,406 --> 00:18:46,161 You hear tell about the old Indian custom of scalping white people? 197 00:18:46,204 --> 00:18:49,375 Well, I introduced the custom of white people scalping Indians. 198 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,585 Really? Yes, ma'am, and the first occasion... 199 00:18:51,627 --> 00:18:53,921 Took place not more than a hundred feet from where you're sitting. 200 00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:57,050 Well, maybe 200. Hiya, Duke. What cooks? 201 00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:59,470 Well, what do you know? Lill and Carmencita. 202 00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:02,224 Sit down, sit down. 203 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,560 More beer! You know, as I was saying... 204 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,896 Molly, I want you to know Carmencita. 205 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:09,149 And Lilly. How do you do? How do you do? 206 00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,403 Lill, this here's Molly. Howdy, Molly. 207 00:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,323 Molly, as I was a-sayin', this here injun seen me comin'... 208 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:24,044 So he up with his tomahawk! Say, what's the idea of giving me the brushoff? 209 00:19:24,087 --> 00:19:26,715 Peg, sit down. I threw my bowie knife right straight at him. 210 00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:29,593 Duke, you old snakebite. 211 00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:33,098 Sit down. Sit down! 212 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,769 More beer! 213 00:20:06,684 --> 00:20:08,853 What's the matter? 214 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:12,024 What's the matter? What do you think, what's the matter? 215 00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:15,111 Well, I don't know what I think what's the matter. 216 00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:18,825 Well, then, it just doesn't matter. 217 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:26,418 I take a girl places, it's kind of unusual she don't have a good time. 218 00:20:26,461 --> 00:20:29,464 I butted in. Oh, you did not. 219 00:20:29,507 --> 00:20:31,884 Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Hudkins, 220 00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:34,178 this isn't what I came out west for. 221 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:37,683 It's just that I've been sitting on that bus for so long, 222 00:20:37,725 --> 00:20:39,768 and you don't know how big this country is... 223 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:42,606 Until you've got to cross it in a sitting position. 224 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,738 Then, I don't know, you came along, 225 00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:51,494 and I just thought... Maybe I'd have some fun. 226 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:55,665 Sorry you didn't. 227 00:20:57,919 --> 00:20:59,838 I'm sorry too. 228 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:05,344 Would you like to have another chance? 229 00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,392 All right. 230 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,856 ?? 231 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,450 Oh, tension! 232 00:21:24,704 --> 00:21:26,706 Oh, no, no, no. Wait till he pays off. 233 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,709 Now... 234 00:21:31,296 --> 00:21:33,548 Ones, dice! 235 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:40,600 Oh, little Joe, once! 236 00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,602 Four! We win! 237 00:21:42,644 --> 00:21:46,357 A four? Yeah. You see... I'll explain later. 238 00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:54,159 How much money we get? 239 00:21:54,202 --> 00:21:57,205 We-we've got $283. 240 00:21:57,289 --> 00:21:59,374 Are you sure? Yes. 241 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:03,213 Here we go. Coming out. 242 00:22:03,297 --> 00:22:06,509 77 once, dice! 243 00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:15,562 Come on, buddy. You're holding up the game. What'll it be? 244 00:22:15,647 --> 00:22:17,565 Shoot the bundle. 245 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:20,026 You mean all of it? Sure. 246 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,537 A buck he's right. You got it. 247 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,540 Hey. 248 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,584 What? What's the matter? 249 00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:34,629 You gonna start betting against it? 250 00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:37,383 Oh! Oh! Changed my mind. 251 00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:40,303 Hold it, fella. You got troubles? 252 00:22:40,388 --> 00:22:43,057 No. I just want to tell you the house rules. 253 00:22:43,141 --> 00:22:46,271 Like what? Like we've got a $25 limit here. 254 00:22:46,354 --> 00:22:48,481 Oh, since when? Hold it, brother. 255 00:22:48,523 --> 00:22:51,192 Pick up your money, and let's play nice, huh? 256 00:22:52,862 --> 00:22:54,656 All right. 257 00:22:56,534 --> 00:22:59,412 Give me paper for this. 258 00:22:59,454 --> 00:23:02,625 Why don't you let the lady roll? Be a gentleman, hmm? 259 00:23:02,709 --> 00:23:05,211 Molly, sure. Go ahead. Roll 'em. 260 00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:08,717 Uh, well, I'll try my best. 261 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:21,399 Yeah. 262 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,404 Shooting 15 only. 263 00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:37,170 Yeah, well, how do you know until you... Honest. 264 00:23:40,717 --> 00:23:42,677 Shooting the five only. 265 00:23:56,613 --> 00:23:58,823 Shooting a buck. 266 00:23:58,908 --> 00:24:03,205 And she rolled snake eyes. 267 00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:05,374 See? 268 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:07,877 Don't ever leave me, Molly. 269 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,005 Don't ever leave me. 270 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:22,020 You know, it really pays to have a good time with you. 271 00:24:22,105 --> 00:24:25,692 Oh, say, what time is it? Maybe I'd better be getting back to my bus. 272 00:24:25,776 --> 00:24:29,739 Oh, it's early yet. Shot of Irish. Right. Two? 273 00:24:29,824 --> 00:24:31,825 Uh, no. I'll have, uh... 274 00:24:31,826 --> 00:24:33,994 I'll have cactus milk, please. 275 00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:37,250 Huh? Cactus milk. 276 00:24:46,429 --> 00:24:48,764 Did you ever see 'em milk a cactus? 277 00:24:48,849 --> 00:24:51,685 How's about it? How's about it? How's about it? 278 00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:54,480 How about what? My rye-ginger ale. 279 00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:57,109 You didn't order any. Wanna make something out of it? 280 00:24:57,151 --> 00:25:00,321 Oh, no, sir. Boy, you look too tough for me. 281 00:25:00,364 --> 00:25:02,908 How'd you like to step outside? 282 00:25:06,747 --> 00:25:08,708 How are ya? Never better. 283 00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:10,751 Never better? No. 284 00:25:10,794 --> 00:25:13,672 Hey, you're pretty lucky. Can't lose, eh? 285 00:25:13,756 --> 00:25:16,886 Well... You ain't foolin' me, big boy. 286 00:25:16,927 --> 00:25:20,474 You're just lucky on account of your little girl makes you lucky. 287 00:25:20,515 --> 00:25:22,476 Well, you got something there. 288 00:25:22,518 --> 00:25:25,396 Where is she? I took all his dough and flew the Coop. 289 00:25:25,481 --> 00:25:28,943 What's you say? I said she took all my dough and flew the Coop. 290 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,863 W... why don't you lend me... 291 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,115 That lucky girl of yours for a few minutes? 292 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,494 I'd like to win something. You don't want to do that. 293 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,914 You want to go out and find your own little old lucky girl. 294 00:25:38,998 --> 00:25:41,959 That's just what I said. Why don't you lend me that lucky girl? 295 00:25:42,002 --> 00:25:44,254 You can't lose. 296 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:53,099 Whew! Oh, he's all right. Just having a good time. 297 00:25:53,183 --> 00:25:55,393 So am I, Duke. 298 00:25:55,478 --> 00:25:57,438 So am I. 299 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:00,817 Well... 300 00:26:05,324 --> 00:26:07,284 Ahh! 301 00:26:07,327 --> 00:26:09,829 Well... 302 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:19,760 What's the matter? 303 00:26:32,443 --> 00:26:34,362 Yaah! 304 00:26:36,282 --> 00:26:38,492 Whoo! 305 00:26:44,042 --> 00:26:46,795 - Are you all right? 306 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,846 You want a glass of water? 307 00:26:53,888 --> 00:26:56,182 Jeepers! What was that? 308 00:26:56,267 --> 00:26:58,352 Cactus milk. 309 00:26:58,436 --> 00:27:00,605 Well, jeepers! What was in it? 310 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,608 Tequila, applejack, 311 00:27:02,692 --> 00:27:04,902 gin and cactus milk. 312 00:27:06,989 --> 00:27:10,994 Jeepers! Gosh, you really had me scared. 313 00:27:11,077 --> 00:27:14,248 Shaking like a leaf. Give me another shot of Irish. 314 00:27:14,332 --> 00:27:17,961 Right. Anything for you, lady? Cactus milk. 315 00:27:19,130 --> 00:27:21,883 - Huh? - Make it snappy. 316 00:27:21,967 --> 00:27:25,805 Well, here's your fortune, you little old lucky fella. 317 00:27:25,889 --> 00:27:29,143 I'll show you that little old lucky girl. 318 00:27:29,226 --> 00:27:32,439 Come on. Blow some luck on these for me. 319 00:27:32,481 --> 00:27:36,986 Come on. Hey. That's enough. 320 00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:39,698 Are you all right, honey? 321 00:28:09,029 --> 00:28:11,156 See you later. 322 00:28:21,295 --> 00:28:23,172 Thank you. 323 00:28:43,074 --> 00:28:45,660 We're not leaving, are we? Think we'd better. 324 00:28:45,745 --> 00:28:48,038 Liable to be some rough stuff here tonight. 325 00:28:55,507 --> 00:28:58,135 Heads up! 326 00:29:01,015 --> 00:29:03,726 You all right, Duke? 327 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,729 Okay. 328 00:29:07,648 --> 00:29:10,610 My better half. 329 00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:13,823 Well. Well, I think this is just about... 330 00:29:13,907 --> 00:29:16,326 The most interesting evening I've ever spent. 331 00:29:16,410 --> 00:29:18,496 Oh, it was nothing. 332 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,000 You got the time? 333 00:29:23,753 --> 00:29:25,671 You're okay. 334 00:29:37,939 --> 00:29:40,316 You, uh, married? 335 00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:44,989 Well, if I was, do you think I'd be doing this? 336 00:29:45,073 --> 00:29:47,700 Why? What are you doing? 337 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:51,540 Well, this. 338 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,792 You're not married? 339 00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:56,921 Of course not. 340 00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:59,131 I don't want you to get the idea... 341 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:02,971 That I've never been asked, because I have. 342 00:30:03,055 --> 00:30:05,349 What happened? 343 00:30:05,432 --> 00:30:08,854 Oh, I just never met the right fella, that's all. 344 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,856 Oh. 345 00:30:14,027 --> 00:30:16,905 - You married? - No. 346 00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:19,909 'Course, I don't want to give the impression I ever asked anybody. 347 00:30:22,038 --> 00:30:23,999 Why not? 348 00:30:24,082 --> 00:30:26,418 Don't believe in it. 349 00:30:27,963 --> 00:30:30,924 Well, lots of people are married. They seem to like it fine. 350 00:30:30,967 --> 00:30:33,678 No, they don't. They just make out they like it... 351 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,763 'Cause they're ashamed to admit they made a mistake. 352 00:30:35,806 --> 00:30:38,142 Ohh... 353 00:30:46,028 --> 00:30:48,488 I was... Just been thinking. 354 00:30:48,573 --> 00:30:52,912 I wish instead of this old hay wagon being here, 355 00:30:52,996 --> 00:30:55,206 I wish it'd been your horse. 356 00:30:55,248 --> 00:30:57,834 Hmm? We'd have landed on him... 357 00:30:57,877 --> 00:31:00,504 And gone riding someplace. 358 00:31:00,589 --> 00:31:02,466 Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,761 Riding through the night like the wind. 360 00:31:07,181 --> 00:31:09,350 What's your horse's name? 361 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,228 Sammy. Sammy. 362 00:31:12,355 --> 00:31:15,066 Well, that's a wonderful name for a horse. 363 00:31:15,150 --> 00:31:18,111 Heigh-ho, Sammy. Heigh-ho, Sammy. 364 00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:26,623 I got a horse too. 365 00:31:26,665 --> 00:31:28,625 No foolin'? 366 00:31:28,668 --> 00:31:31,295 What's his name? 367 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,882 Gwendolyn. Gwendolyn? 368 00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:36,260 Must be a mighty fancy animal. 369 00:31:36,345 --> 00:31:38,514 Oh, she is. 370 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:42,519 She's white. White all over, 371 00:31:42,561 --> 00:31:45,564 except for a little splotch right here. 372 00:31:47,109 --> 00:31:49,987 Nice. Yeah. 373 00:31:50,071 --> 00:31:53,157 You should see her go riding through the night. 374 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,619 Yeah? 375 00:31:55,662 --> 00:31:58,498 I never seen an eastern horse yet that was... 376 00:31:58,582 --> 00:32:00,793 Any good for roping. 377 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,383 Gwendolyn can do anything. 378 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:10,264 Oh? How high can Sammy jump, for instance? 379 00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:12,641 Well, I don't know. I... 380 00:32:12,726 --> 00:32:16,772 Well, I don't mean it as any reflection on Sammy, of course, 381 00:32:16,814 --> 00:32:19,525 but Gwendolyn can jump ten feet. 382 00:32:19,609 --> 00:32:22,320 Holy smokes! 383 00:32:22,405 --> 00:32:24,449 Straight up. 384 00:32:24,491 --> 00:32:26,410 Can she run? 385 00:32:26,494 --> 00:32:28,495 She can even run backwards. 386 00:32:28,496 --> 00:32:31,876 Backwards? Well, not very fast, of course. 387 00:32:31,959 --> 00:32:35,213 Oh. 388 00:32:35,338 --> 00:32:37,382 Oh, she's wonderful. 389 00:32:39,136 --> 00:32:43,349 Her... her nose is like velvet. 390 00:32:45,394 --> 00:32:47,146 And her coat... 391 00:32:48,732 --> 00:32:51,651 Is so soft... 392 00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,946 And her eyes... 393 00:32:55,949 --> 00:32:59,704 You ought to see her eyes. They're... 394 00:33:01,207 --> 00:33:04,377 Well, they're like hamburgers. 395 00:33:07,965 --> 00:33:10,093 Lady, that's a lot of horse. 396 00:33:10,177 --> 00:33:12,805 Where do you keep her? 397 00:33:12,888 --> 00:33:14,848 In my head. 398 00:33:14,933 --> 00:33:17,685 She's the loveliest white horse... 399 00:33:17,812 --> 00:33:19,855 That ever was. 400 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:23,569 With that... that little splotch right here. 401 00:33:27,282 --> 00:33:29,243 Of course, the only... 402 00:33:29,285 --> 00:33:31,538 The only trouble with Gwendolyn is... 403 00:33:31,579 --> 00:33:34,374 Nobody can see her but me. 404 00:33:39,006 --> 00:33:42,093 When did I ever meet a girl like you? 405 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,934 Where did I ever meet a... 406 00:33:48,018 --> 00:33:50,354 Fella like you? 407 00:33:58,282 --> 00:34:00,200 I, uh... 408 00:34:00,285 --> 00:34:02,745 I think we better go... 409 00:34:02,829 --> 00:34:04,914 Put me on my bus. 410 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,508 Let's go. 411 00:34:33,119 --> 00:34:36,749 I, uh... I think we better go. 412 00:34:37,959 --> 00:34:41,631 All right. Let's go. 413 00:34:41,672 --> 00:34:43,883 Yeah, I think we'd better. 414 00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:14,590 We're early. Yeah, I guess. 415 00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:18,303 I'm always early for buses. 416 00:35:18,388 --> 00:35:20,348 Trains too. 417 00:35:20,431 --> 00:35:22,892 It's just the way I am. 418 00:35:22,977 --> 00:35:24,937 It's a good way to be. 419 00:35:26,314 --> 00:35:30,903 If, uh, you ever come east to New York, why... 420 00:35:30,988 --> 00:35:33,407 Well, sure, I-I will. 421 00:35:33,491 --> 00:35:35,410 You got a pencil? 422 00:35:35,493 --> 00:35:38,747 No, I... I... Oh, well, I got one. 423 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,878 Plaza 3-3098. 424 00:35:43,921 --> 00:35:45,756 Plaza... 425 00:35:45,799 --> 00:35:47,968 3-30... 426 00:35:48,051 --> 00:35:49,928 98. 427 00:35:50,013 --> 00:35:52,807 98. 428 00:35:52,891 --> 00:35:56,730 If, uh, you call about 5:00, I'll be there. 429 00:35:56,771 --> 00:36:00,526 Oh, I may not be heading east for a year, maybe. 430 00:36:02,279 --> 00:36:04,197 Oh, well... 431 00:36:04,281 --> 00:36:07,535 Well, I'll be there if you call around 5:00. 432 00:36:07,619 --> 00:36:09,580 All right. 433 00:36:13,168 --> 00:36:16,339 I wonder where my bus is. 434 00:36:16,422 --> 00:36:19,718 Uh, maybe it's around back. 435 00:36:19,801 --> 00:36:22,679 Maybe if we’d ask somebody. 436 00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:26,477 Hey! My suitcase! What? Where? 437 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:28,646 In there, on the floor. 438 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:49,799 Do you suppose that bus went and left before 10:00? 439 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:52,343 How do you know that's your suitcase? My pajamas are hanging out. 440 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,972 I always leave my pajamas hanging out so I'll know which one is mine. 441 00:36:55,015 --> 00:36:57,684 Lookit, mister... Are you the lady with rainbow tours? 442 00:36:57,727 --> 00:37:01,148 What happened to my bus? Well, here's your suitcase. 443 00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:05,070 What's the idea of them going off before 10:00 like they said? 444 00:37:05,112 --> 00:37:07,948 Huh? 10:00... 445 00:37:19,255 --> 00:37:22,007 You must've been having a right good time, lady. 446 00:37:22,092 --> 00:37:24,719 What am I gonna do? They said to tell you... 447 00:37:24,804 --> 00:37:27,181 You can catch the bus when it gets to coming back. 448 00:37:27,224 --> 00:37:30,185 Back? Yep. Comes back through gold city. 449 00:37:30,228 --> 00:37:33,441 Gold city? We're playing there Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 450 00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:36,151 Well, she can catch her bus there Saturday, 8:00 A.M. 451 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:39,239 But I'll miss the Columbia gorge, 452 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:43,162 the pacific ocean, the Puget sound. 453 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,583 And the waterfalls of seven delights. 454 00:37:46,624 --> 00:37:48,543 Lots of folks has missed 'em. 455 00:37:48,627 --> 00:37:52,382 Me and Waco, we're driving to gold city tomorrow. 456 00:37:52,424 --> 00:37:55,761 All that ways across the country. 457 00:37:55,845 --> 00:38:00,017 What do I get for it? Gold city. 458 00:38:00,101 --> 00:38:03,689 Good night, lady. You got hay on ya. 459 00:38:03,772 --> 00:38:06,985 You just... 460 00:38:07,068 --> 00:38:09,195 You just don't know, Duke, how I've been... 461 00:38:09,197 --> 00:38:11,574 Counting on the waterfalls of seven delights. 462 00:38:11,616 --> 00:38:13,534 Oh, they ain't anything. 463 00:38:13,619 --> 00:38:15,703 Yeah, I know, but when you haven't even... 464 00:38:15,705 --> 00:38:18,333 Seen a waterfall with one delight... 465 00:38:20,085 --> 00:38:21,962 Well, I guess... 466 00:38:22,047 --> 00:38:24,758 I'd better go look for a hotel. 467 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,927 You may have a little trouble. What? 468 00:38:26,928 --> 00:38:31,266 This here being a rodeo town, the hotels are usually full. 469 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,480 But you're gonna have my room. 470 00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:37,733 Oh, where will you sleep? 471 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:40,278 I don't usually have much trouble. 472 00:38:40,363 --> 00:38:42,698 Duke. Hmm? 473 00:38:44,493 --> 00:38:46,578 I just wish all ladies in distress... 474 00:38:46,663 --> 00:38:49,707 Could meet up with fellas like you. 475 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,710 Let's go. 476 00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:05,770 I feel very conspicuous. 477 00:39:08,065 --> 00:39:11,026 Hey, chief. A bottle and two glasses. 478 00:39:11,069 --> 00:39:13,029 Mmm. 479 00:39:19,205 --> 00:39:21,332 How many? Give me two. 480 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,920 This is a very nice hotel. 481 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,048 Glad you like it. 482 00:39:34,976 --> 00:39:37,979 We're giving up our room, Waco. 483 00:39:42,277 --> 00:39:44,613 That's awfully nice of him. 484 00:39:44,697 --> 00:39:47,366 Yeah. 485 00:40:34,137 --> 00:40:36,098 Well, Duke, I... 486 00:40:36,182 --> 00:40:38,308 I just can't tell you how wonderful you've been, and... 487 00:40:38,309 --> 00:40:41,522 I'll help you. 488 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,400 Oh, no, don't bother. I can do this later. 489 00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:49,323 Nice hanging closet here. 490 00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:51,952 Plenty of room. Yeah. 491 00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:54,789 Well, it's just been wonderful. You don't know how... 492 00:40:54,873 --> 00:40:56,874 We'd better get the wrinkles out of these... 493 00:40:56,875 --> 00:40:59,920 Oh, no. I'll... I'll do it. 494 00:40:59,963 --> 00:41:02,132 A swell chiffonier. 495 00:41:02,174 --> 00:41:04,427 Plenty of drawer space. 496 00:41:04,469 --> 00:41:07,431 Room for all your little, uh, things. 497 00:41:14,858 --> 00:41:16,901 Come in! 498 00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:39,681 Duke! 499 00:41:47,358 --> 00:41:49,360 Duke! Gee, you look beautiful. 500 00:41:49,403 --> 00:41:52,281 Duke! Well, what's the matter? 501 00:41:52,365 --> 00:41:54,659 Well, what's the matter? Well, what do you think, what's the matter? 502 00:41:54,702 --> 00:41:56,704 Well, I don't know what's the matter. 503 00:42:12,893 --> 00:42:15,395 Just trying to kiss you. 504 00:42:17,607 --> 00:42:21,403 Where are you going? I can sleep in the park, can't I? 505 00:42:21,445 --> 00:42:24,448 All they got there is bears and hyenas. 506 00:42:24,533 --> 00:42:28,663 Fine old park. 507 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,256 Stay here. 508 00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:40,011 I'll get. I can always drink by myself. 509 00:43:23,485 --> 00:43:26,321 Hop in. We're going to gold city. 510 00:43:26,323 --> 00:43:28,325 Never mind. 511 00:43:28,367 --> 00:43:32,205 - Oh, come on. Hop in. - No, thank you. 512 00:43:45,348 --> 00:43:47,850 She's wacky. 513 00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:50,812 Why? Because she said no? 514 00:43:51,898 --> 00:43:54,067 She ain't my type. 515 00:43:54,151 --> 00:43:56,654 Too suspicious. 516 00:43:56,696 --> 00:43:58,657 Mighty pretty. 517 00:43:58,699 --> 00:44:01,077 She's wacky. 518 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:06,333 I got to admit, Duke, I feel kind of sorry for the poor little critter. 519 00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:10,047 All alone. Big, heavy suitcase. 520 00:44:49,349 --> 00:44:53,062 She don't want to ride with us. 521 00:44:53,104 --> 00:44:56,817 As far as I'm concerned, she can take her... Where is she from? 522 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:58,902 I don't know. 523 00:44:58,945 --> 00:45:01,156 New York City someplace. 524 00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,117 Well, as the man said, 525 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,536 "east is east and west is west, 526 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,457 and never the two should meet." 527 00:45:08,499 --> 00:45:12,421 Or something. 528 00:45:32,198 --> 00:45:34,116 Shut up. 529 00:46:16,089 --> 00:46:18,049 Hop in. 530 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,720 Thank you very much. 531 00:46:25,977 --> 00:46:29,021 Ahh! 532 00:46:29,106 --> 00:46:32,109 I'll never forget the time... Clean up the tinware, will you, Waco? 533 00:46:32,152 --> 00:46:35,614 Oh, anything you say, Duke. 534 00:46:44,376 --> 00:46:47,045 Lookit, Miss Truesdale, is there any good reason for you and me... 535 00:46:47,088 --> 00:46:49,507 To sit around here insulting each other? 536 00:46:49,591 --> 00:46:53,179 I insulted you, Mr. Hudkins? I'm sorry. 537 00:46:53,263 --> 00:46:55,640 Quit calling me Mr. Hudkins. 538 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:58,059 Anything else I could call you, Mr. Hudkins, 539 00:46:58,102 --> 00:47:01,398 would hardly be appropriate for a lady to utter. 540 00:47:08,532 --> 00:47:10,409 Lovely night. 541 00:47:10,493 --> 00:47:12,829 Yeah. 542 00:47:12,914 --> 00:47:14,832 Dishes all washed? 543 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:18,546 Well, they ain't exactly washed, but they won't draw flies, I guess. 544 00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:24,261 I remember way back... Time to bed down. 545 00:47:28,517 --> 00:47:32,147 Hope you don't mind sleeping on the same desert with me. 546 00:47:33,566 --> 00:47:36,653 He's pretty fresh, isn't he? 547 00:47:36,695 --> 00:47:39,615 Well, he's in the open air all the time. 548 00:47:42,118 --> 00:47:45,373 Funny. Last night for a while... 549 00:47:45,456 --> 00:47:50,379 I thought he was just about the nicest fellow I'd ever met. 550 00:47:50,463 --> 00:47:54,009 He generally has that effect on 'em at first. 551 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,752 Here, Waco. 552 00:48:26,553 --> 00:48:28,555 Go on, beat it. 553 00:48:39,778 --> 00:48:42,656 Oh! 554 00:48:46,203 --> 00:48:50,083 What's the matter with him? Showing off, that's all. 555 00:48:51,418 --> 00:48:54,087 Jealous. 556 00:48:56,675 --> 00:48:59,178 Easy, boy. 557 00:48:59,262 --> 00:49:01,348 Whoa, Sammy. 558 00:49:01,432 --> 00:49:04,101 Got yourself all excited for nothing, didn't you? 559 00:49:18,913 --> 00:49:21,290 Now, go on, relax. 560 00:49:27,341 --> 00:49:29,718 Good night, boy. 561 00:49:31,638 --> 00:49:33,639 Aren't you gonna put a rope on him? 562 00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:36,310 How'd you like to have me put a rope on you? I wouldn't! 563 00:49:36,353 --> 00:49:39,189 Well? Well, I'm not a horse. 564 00:49:39,232 --> 00:49:41,192 What's the difference? 565 00:49:45,865 --> 00:49:47,867 Plenty! 566 00:49:47,910 --> 00:49:50,746 Not about a thing like that, there ain't. 567 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,294 Well, I guess it's all in the way you look at it. 568 00:49:55,378 --> 00:49:57,964 Anything that ties you down is no good. 569 00:49:58,048 --> 00:50:01,344 Like a steady job, or if I owned a ranch. 570 00:50:01,428 --> 00:50:06,350 Well... well, I thought every cowboy wanted to own a ranch someday. 571 00:50:06,435 --> 00:50:08,812 Every cowboy? Not me. 572 00:50:08,854 --> 00:50:12,442 Think if I owned a ranch. Could I go where I want when I want to? 573 00:50:12,525 --> 00:50:14,819 Or do? 574 00:50:14,903 --> 00:50:17,072 Well, I guess not. 575 00:50:17,157 --> 00:50:21,036 Think of instead of just Sammy, I owned 20 horses. 576 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,706 I'd be in the horse business. 577 00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:26,042 I don't like any business 'cept the one I'm in. 578 00:50:26,127 --> 00:50:29,213 What's that? Livin' the way I like to. 579 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,509 By myself. 580 00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,930 Oh. 581 00:50:36,056 --> 00:50:39,269 It's great. You ought to try it sometime. 582 00:50:39,352 --> 00:50:41,313 No. Uh, 583 00:50:41,397 --> 00:50:43,399 I don't think so. 584 00:50:43,483 --> 00:50:45,902 It's sounds lonesome. 585 00:50:45,944 --> 00:50:48,822 Maybe. 586 00:50:48,907 --> 00:50:51,409 But me, 587 00:50:51,494 --> 00:50:53,496 I don't like ropes. 588 00:50:53,580 --> 00:50:56,374 Good night. Good night. 589 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,544 Say, could you... 590 00:52:39,803 --> 00:52:43,350 I'm sorry, Sammy, 591 00:52:43,391 --> 00:52:46,604 but it's either you or me. 592 00:52:47,855 --> 00:52:50,733 You're bigger. 593 00:56:24,350 --> 00:56:27,854 Wh-what's that? 594 00:56:27,938 --> 00:56:30,899 Sammy! 595 00:56:30,942 --> 00:56:35,405 What did you do with your blanket, you doggone fool? 596 00:56:35,489 --> 00:56:38,116 What's all the commotion? 597 00:56:39,912 --> 00:56:42,039 Holy smoke. 598 00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:47,545 Waco! 599 00:56:47,630 --> 00:56:49,548 Waco! 600 00:56:54,764 --> 00:56:56,640 Sammy sneezed! Pack the car! 601 00:56:56,642 --> 00:56:58,769 By gum, I thought it was injuns. 602 00:56:58,812 --> 00:57:01,313 Get goin'. We got to get to gold city and fast. 603 00:57:01,315 --> 00:57:03,734 Come on, boy. Get in the trailer. 604 00:57:05,112 --> 00:57:07,155 Of all the silly... 605 00:57:28,976 --> 00:57:32,689 Sammy! God bless you. 606 00:57:38,071 --> 00:57:40,032 No respect for nothin'. 607 00:57:40,074 --> 00:57:42,243 Stealing a horse's blanket. 608 00:57:52,632 --> 00:57:56,846 Sammy sneezes. No breakfast, no lunch. 609 00:57:56,929 --> 00:57:59,724 Ain't you afraid you'll lose your bus? 610 00:57:59,808 --> 00:58:02,895 Doesn't come till tomorrow. 611 00:58:02,937 --> 00:58:04,898 Never saw such a fuss made... 612 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:08,069 Just because a horse sneezes. 613 00:58:08,153 --> 00:58:13,117 After all, it's just a cold in the nose. I've had plenty of colds in the nose. 614 00:58:19,543 --> 00:58:22,129 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long. 615 00:58:22,172 --> 00:58:24,340 I don't mind. It's just... 616 00:58:24,341 --> 00:58:26,635 You've got a pretty sick horse, mister. 617 00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:29,932 I thought first, maybe it was just a cold. 618 00:58:30,015 --> 00:58:33,770 Maybe it is. I-I can't be sure yet. 619 00:58:35,731 --> 00:58:39,277 Easy. There's no use beating around the bush. 620 00:58:39,361 --> 00:58:42,698 Maybe pneumonia's started, and maybe not. 621 00:58:42,782 --> 00:58:46,787 If it hasn't, he ought to be okay. 622 00:58:46,829 --> 00:58:49,456 But if it has, 623 00:58:49,499 --> 00:58:52,252 well, there ain't much I can do. 624 00:58:52,336 --> 00:58:55,256 I can't tell you yet just what the chances are. 625 00:58:55,340 --> 00:59:00,096 I'll be taking X-rays and smears and... 626 00:59:00,180 --> 00:59:02,141 Why don't you come back here... 627 00:59:02,224 --> 00:59:05,102 Around 5:00 or 5:00 this afternoon. 628 00:59:05,145 --> 00:59:09,024 Then either he'll be okay, or, uh... 629 00:59:09,109 --> 00:59:11,570 Or we'll know. 630 00:59:11,611 --> 00:59:15,366 You got a fine horse, mister. 631 00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:17,703 Well, I'll be doing everything I can. 632 00:59:22,877 --> 00:59:25,045 Gettin' late, Duke. Better go. 633 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,763 Wish it was me that was sick instead of him. 634 00:59:32,848 --> 00:59:35,267 I could tell him where it hurts. 635 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:37,270 He can't. 636 00:59:44,864 --> 00:59:46,824 Oh, Duke. 637 00:59:49,077 --> 00:59:51,205 It was all my fault. 638 00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:56,128 If anything should happen, I don't know what I could do to... 639 00:59:56,129 --> 00:59:58,423 It's all right, Molly. 640 01:00:01,761 --> 01:00:03,930 It's been nice knowin' ya. 641 01:00:20,662 --> 01:00:22,872 I was right about him. 642 01:00:22,914 --> 01:00:24,916 Huh? 643 01:00:24,959 --> 01:00:30,131 He's the most unusual man I ever met. Sure is. 644 01:00:30,216 --> 01:00:34,972 He certainly is the right fella for the right girl. Yeah. 645 01:00:35,055 --> 01:00:37,015 Huh? 646 01:00:41,355 --> 01:00:43,274 Hey, Molly. 647 01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:53,246 I... I'm not leaving just yet. 648 01:00:53,288 --> 01:00:57,334 You better. No, you go on. I'll stay here. 649 01:00:57,418 --> 01:01:01,840 If anything happens, I'll let Duke know. I want to give you a little advice. 650 01:01:01,924 --> 01:01:03,843 What? 651 01:01:03,968 --> 01:01:07,013 Go home. I'm going home tomorrow. 652 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:10,058 Go now. Why? 653 01:01:12,021 --> 01:01:17,110 Molly, I'm an old man, and I like you. 654 01:01:17,194 --> 01:01:20,866 But I know Duke, and I know women, all kinds. 655 01:01:20,949 --> 01:01:23,577 I know your kind. 656 01:01:23,619 --> 01:01:28,125 You're a fine gal, but if you don't watch out, you're gonna get your heart broke. 657 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:32,839 Love is the best thing there is, I guess, 658 01:01:32,923 --> 01:01:35,384 but you're barking up the wrong cowboy. 659 01:01:35,469 --> 01:01:39,474 Any fella that can love a horse can love a girl. 660 01:01:41,225 --> 01:01:43,102 Betcha. 661 01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:47,859 Betcha. 662 01:01:52,032 --> 01:01:54,868 Watch for the twist down now. 663 01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:57,497 Here comes the fall to the ground, and he's put him down. 664 01:01:57,539 --> 01:02:00,376 Try to watch him he don't stick down his head. He ain't too trusting. 665 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:03,253 What time is it? Oh, you got another hour. 666 01:02:03,254 --> 01:02:07,593 What time is it? Oh, uh... 667 01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:11,265 Ten after 4:00. Then we ain't got another hour. He said 5:00, didn't he? 668 01:02:11,349 --> 01:02:13,393 Okay, okay. 669 01:02:13,435 --> 01:02:15,687 And kinda watch him you don't drift to the left. Just keep an eye on him. 670 01:02:15,729 --> 01:02:19,234 I'll handle him. Thanks. It's nothin' at all, Duke. I'm sorry about Sammy. 671 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,362 I heard about Sammy. Yeah? 672 01:02:21,445 --> 01:02:24,490 When are you going to know? Pretty soon. 673 01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:28,538 Here's your next bulldogger, Duke Hudkins. 674 01:02:28,622 --> 01:02:32,919 High-mounted well, placing his horse in now behind the barrier. 675 01:02:33,002 --> 01:02:36,047 Time is ready, flags going up. 676 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:38,426 - - You ready? 677 01:02:38,468 --> 01:02:40,846 Unchain him. 678 01:02:40,888 --> 01:02:43,182 Duke! Duke! 679 01:02:44,643 --> 01:02:47,187 Duke. Sammy's... What is it? 680 01:02:47,272 --> 01:02:49,190 Sammy's what? Sammy's... 681 01:02:49,274 --> 01:02:52,152 There he goes! And watch this one. Here he goes. 682 01:02:52,194 --> 01:02:54,155 The jump, and he... 683 01:02:55,490 --> 01:02:58,201 Jeepers! Duke! 684 01:03:07,006 --> 01:03:09,341 Sammy's what? He's okay! 685 01:03:09,426 --> 01:03:12,303 Okay? The vet says he's gonna be all right. 686 01:03:12,305 --> 01:03:15,183 Waco, he's okay. Glory be! 687 01:03:15,267 --> 01:03:18,563 Well, don't start crying, Molly. There's nothing to cry about. 688 01:03:18,646 --> 01:03:23,569 Come on! Oh, see slim gets his horse, will you, Waco? 689 01:03:23,611 --> 01:03:25,738 That Humboldt's a good doctor. 690 01:03:25,822 --> 01:03:28,074 He sure got Sammy feeling frisky in a hurry. 691 01:03:28,159 --> 01:03:30,578 He's the man I want to see if I ever get sick. 692 01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,085 Come on! 693 01:03:57,781 --> 01:03:59,741 Hiya, boy. 694 01:03:59,784 --> 01:04:03,622 Waco says to tell ya he's waitin' for ya down at the restaurant. 695 01:04:03,664 --> 01:04:06,750 Got so hungry, he couldn't wait no more. 696 01:04:06,834 --> 01:04:09,087 Oh, friend of mine. How do you do? 697 01:04:09,171 --> 01:04:11,757 How do? Have you a vacancy? 698 01:04:11,841 --> 01:04:15,388 Haven't got a thing, lady. Oh, dear. 699 01:04:15,429 --> 01:04:18,015 Oh, I was hoping you might have. 700 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:21,103 Yeah. It's just for overnight. 701 01:04:21,187 --> 01:04:24,107 You sure? Oh, yes. You see, my bus... 702 01:04:24,149 --> 01:04:27,946 Well, I got a party comin' into number 12 about noon tomorrow. 703 01:04:27,988 --> 01:04:31,200 Oh, I'd be out by then. Okay. 704 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:39,042 Course, if you change your mind, I can't help ya. 705 01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:41,713 Oh, no. You see my bus... I have to... 706 01:04:41,839 --> 01:04:45,927 Yeah. It's the fifth one over, right next to Duke's. 707 01:04:46,012 --> 01:04:47,930 Oh, thank you. 708 01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:49,932 You're welcome. 709 01:04:51,727 --> 01:04:55,607 Want to go downtown and have some supper? You mean right now? 710 01:04:55,649 --> 01:04:57,901 Oh, Waco's waitin', and... 711 01:04:57,985 --> 01:05:00,738 Well, I thought we might eat later. 712 01:05:14,674 --> 01:05:17,719 - Oh! - Hey, Duke! 713 01:05:17,803 --> 01:05:20,097 Where you been? I been a-waitin'. 714 01:05:20,182 --> 01:05:22,309 I'm not hungry. You look hungry. 715 01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:25,312 - Uh, we're going to eat here. - Where? 716 01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:29,360 Right here. We're going to have a little home-cooked dinner for a change. 717 01:05:29,402 --> 01:05:32,113 Yeah. Is there a grocery store near here? 718 01:05:32,197 --> 01:05:34,199 No. 719 01:05:34,241 --> 01:05:37,203 Find her one, will you, Waco? I gotta get cleaned up. 720 01:05:39,624 --> 01:05:42,836 I'll go get the car. I'll be with you in a minute. 721 01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:52,306 I want four nice Iamb chops, please. 722 01:05:54,352 --> 01:05:56,312 Your a-move. 723 01:05:59,483 --> 01:06:03,613 Uh, look, could I have four nice lamb chops, please? 724 01:06:05,783 --> 01:06:08,744 Josephine! Well, I'll be gosh-darned. 725 01:06:08,829 --> 01:06:13,459 You sure look different. Well, I... My name's not Josephine. 726 01:06:13,544 --> 01:06:15,629 You changed your name, too, huh? 727 01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:18,715 My gosh, you kids. You think I'm somebody else. 728 01:06:18,717 --> 01:06:21,136 What's the matter? Nothing. He thinks I'm somebody else. 729 01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:23,597 Well, she's not. Oh. 730 01:06:30,315 --> 01:06:34,529 Uh, look, could I please have four nice Iamb chops? I'm in an awful hurry. 731 01:06:34,612 --> 01:06:36,573 Sure. 732 01:06:36,615 --> 01:06:39,285 Lamb chops. What are you gonna get for Duke? 733 01:06:39,327 --> 01:06:42,957 They're for Duke. Oh, he won't eat 'em. 734 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:47,045 He most certainly will. I fix them in a very special way. 735 01:06:47,129 --> 01:06:49,840 Excuse me. 736 01:06:49,924 --> 01:06:53,679 I don't care how you fix 'em. He's liable to throw 'em at ya. 737 01:06:53,722 --> 01:06:57,685 Not me. I'm not his better half... not yet. 738 01:07:29,936 --> 01:07:33,232 Hey, what about it? I'm hungry. Uh, not yet! 739 01:07:39,657 --> 01:07:43,119 You look pretty... Right pretty. 740 01:07:43,203 --> 01:07:46,749 I might as well tell ya, Duke. I don't approve of this whole thing. What whole thing? 741 01:07:46,792 --> 01:07:49,002 You goin' over there for dinner and all. 742 01:07:49,086 --> 01:07:52,589 Well, a man's gotta eat, don't he? Not like this, he don't. 743 01:07:52,590 --> 01:07:56,220 - I tell ya, that little gal over there means business. - So do I. 744 01:07:56,263 --> 01:08:02,103 Listen, Duke, you're a wild horse, and you ain't never been busted. 745 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:04,815 But that don't mean that you ain't never gonna be. 746 01:08:04,857 --> 01:08:07,986 Oh, don't worry. Ohh, she ain't for you! 747 01:08:08,027 --> 01:08:10,321 Remember what you told me? 748 01:08:10,364 --> 01:08:14,661 Women is like socks... Ya gotta change 'em regular. This gal's different. 749 01:08:14,704 --> 01:08:16,914 All ready! 750 01:08:16,956 --> 01:08:21,295 - This gal's different, and you're gonna find it out. - You sound like a wife. 751 01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:40,236 Come in. 752 01:08:46,787 --> 01:08:50,375 Would you like to sit here? Why? Ain't supper ready? 753 01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:53,378 Yes, but I thought we might have our cocktails here. 754 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,381 Oh. 755 01:09:01,181 --> 01:09:04,017 Smells good. What do we got? You'll see. 756 01:09:08,650 --> 01:09:11,069 Well, here's to ya. 757 01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:21,374 What is it? It's tomato juice. 758 01:09:21,416 --> 01:09:23,377 Oh. 759 01:09:25,713 --> 01:09:30,135 - It don't taste like it. - It's the way I prepare it, with lime juice. 760 01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:35,350 It's good this way, isn't it? 761 01:09:35,393 --> 01:09:39,773 Yeah, if you... Like tomato juice. 762 01:09:50,121 --> 01:09:52,373 Oh, are you hungry? 763 01:09:52,457 --> 01:09:56,254 Well, to tell you the truth... yes. 764 01:09:56,337 --> 01:09:58,798 Well, let's start then. 765 01:10:01,469 --> 01:10:04,097 This is your place, here. 766 01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:10,355 Hors d'oeuvres? 767 01:10:47,363 --> 01:10:49,324 What's the matter? 768 01:10:49,365 --> 01:10:51,534 Lamb chops. 769 01:10:51,577 --> 01:10:53,537 Yes. 770 01:10:54,706 --> 01:10:57,919 - I never eat lamb chops. - But they're good. 771 01:11:00,547 --> 01:11:03,300 Come on. Let's go downtown and get a steak. 772 01:11:03,343 --> 01:11:06,179 Oh, try them. 773 01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:09,810 But I don't like them. I never ate them, that's why. 774 01:11:09,935 --> 01:11:11,853 Why? 775 01:11:11,895 --> 01:11:16,484 I don't like them. I like steak. 776 01:11:50,738 --> 01:11:53,616 Hey. They're all right. 777 01:11:53,659 --> 01:11:55,703 You see? 778 01:11:55,786 --> 01:11:58,455 They taste just like steak. 779 01:11:58,540 --> 01:12:00,458 Sure. 780 01:12:06,259 --> 01:12:09,889 Maybe we oughta eat outside... More light out there. 781 01:12:09,972 --> 01:12:12,391 What's so wonderful about light? 782 01:12:12,434 --> 01:12:15,228 Nothin' 'cept... I just bit my thumb. 783 01:12:25,284 --> 01:12:27,536 Too bad we haven't got some beer. 784 01:12:27,621 --> 01:12:29,581 Yes, isn't it? 785 01:12:44,893 --> 01:12:48,606 You got everything. Thank you. 786 01:12:57,993 --> 01:12:59,954 Got any more meat? 787 01:13:00,038 --> 01:13:03,167 No. No, but you can have one of mine. Here. 788 01:13:03,209 --> 01:13:05,169 Mm. 789 01:13:09,717 --> 01:13:13,180 Now, eat your salad, Duke. It's good for you. 790 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,140 Mm-mm. 791 01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:17,143 I'll get the dessert. 792 01:13:18,813 --> 01:13:21,524 Apple pie? No. 793 01:13:21,608 --> 01:13:26,406 Rice pudding? No, something else. 794 01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:29,243 - I don't like anything else. - Why? 795 01:13:29,326 --> 01:13:31,662 'Cause I never eat anything else, that's why. 796 01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:36,252 Well, I hope you like this, 'cause it's a surprise. 797 01:13:36,336 --> 01:13:39,799 What is it? Well, it's a kind of a surprise for me too. 798 01:13:39,882 --> 01:13:45,389 I got it at the store. It's called "sunset on the desert" special. 799 01:13:45,473 --> 01:13:48,268 Made me think of you. Of me? 800 01:13:48,352 --> 01:13:50,271 Mm-hmm. 801 01:13:52,649 --> 01:13:54,776 Demitasse now or later? 802 01:13:55,945 --> 01:13:58,239 Oh, it don't matter much. 803 01:14:12,175 --> 01:14:14,927 It looks just wonderful, doesn't it? Mm. 804 01:14:17,724 --> 01:14:19,684 Mmm! 805 01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:21,687 Mmm, it's good. 806 01:14:24,149 --> 01:14:26,401 Mmm. It's good. 807 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:31,950 Duke? Hmm? 808 01:14:31,993 --> 01:14:36,624 You know, all we've been together, and... 809 01:14:36,707 --> 01:14:39,920 All the fun we've had and everything, and... Mm-hmm? 810 01:14:40,003 --> 01:14:44,342 There's about a million questions I'd like to ask you. 811 01:14:46,428 --> 01:14:50,225 What's the matter? 812 01:14:50,266 --> 01:14:52,685 Oh! 813 01:14:59,278 --> 01:15:02,031 Oh, my. Duke. 814 01:15:07,039 --> 01:15:10,042 Here. Here, take some of this. Maybe it'll loosen it. 815 01:15:15,884 --> 01:15:17,803 Oh! 816 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,607 Ooh! 817 01:15:29,235 --> 01:15:31,737 Ooh. You all right? 818 01:15:32,531 --> 01:15:34,491 Yeah. 819 01:15:34,576 --> 01:15:39,290 Gee. Gee, I'm so sorry. 820 01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:41,292 It's all right. 821 01:15:42,794 --> 01:15:45,589 It's just that... 822 01:15:45,673 --> 01:15:49,636 I wanted everything so fancy for you. 823 01:16:22,472 --> 01:16:24,474 Hmm, uh, let's... 824 01:16:26,519 --> 01:16:30,106 Let's get the dishes washed, and then... 825 01:16:30,190 --> 01:16:32,484 Maybe we can talk, and... 826 01:16:32,527 --> 01:16:34,487 Yeah. 827 01:16:51,718 --> 01:16:54,763 This'll only take a minute. 828 01:17:13,914 --> 01:17:17,043 Hurry up, slowpoke. 829 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,760 Duke, what's the matter? 830 01:17:23,803 --> 01:17:25,722 Plenty. I'm drunk. What? 831 01:17:25,805 --> 01:17:28,224 I haven't had a drink all day, and I'm drunk. 832 01:17:28,309 --> 01:17:30,686 Well, gee whiz, I thought we... I know what you thought, 833 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,647 but you thought wrong. 834 01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:35,234 I guess you don't want any more than any other girl wants. 835 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:37,612 But you come to the wrong place. I'm not built that way. 836 01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:41,034 Built what way? I'm not gonna get hooked, that's what way! 837 01:17:41,075 --> 01:17:44,371 Maybe this sort of thing works where you come from, but it don't work around here! 838 01:17:44,455 --> 01:17:47,667 Well, I... Leave me alone! Quit tryin' to hook me! 839 01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:51,421 I'm not trying to... I got my own way of livin', and I'm not gonna have anybody changin' it. 840 01:17:51,423 --> 01:17:53,550 I don't want... And don't start cryin'. 841 01:17:53,592 --> 01:17:56,553 Who's crying? Just let me say it. 842 01:17:56,638 --> 01:18:00,517 If I wanted to get hooked... 843 01:18:00,601 --> 01:18:03,395 I'd let you hook me. 844 01:18:03,438 --> 01:18:05,607 I don't know of nobody that... 845 01:18:05,691 --> 01:18:07,985 But I don't wanna get hooked! 846 01:19:04,978 --> 01:19:06,980 Hey, look. 847 01:19:07,022 --> 01:19:10,318 Molly! Oh, hello. 848 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:13,363 Gee. How are ya, kid? Say, what goes on with you? 849 01:19:13,406 --> 01:19:15,908 I simply missed the bus. It can happen. 850 01:19:15,993 --> 01:19:18,412 Oh, gosh, honey we were so worried. You've no idea. 851 01:19:18,495 --> 01:19:21,875 Yeah, we even put through a long-distance call. Yeah, I paid. 852 01:19:21,959 --> 01:19:25,881 Well, I hope you're none the worse for wear, kid, like they say. 853 01:19:25,964 --> 01:19:28,967 Just what do you mean by that, Mr. Lambert? 854 01:19:29,010 --> 01:19:31,637 Nothin'. My goodness, I never saw such touchy people. 855 01:19:31,722 --> 01:19:34,808 Come on, Molly. Come on over here. Come on. 856 01:19:37,103 --> 01:19:39,481 Molly, you gonna tell me everything? 857 01:19:39,565 --> 01:19:41,817 Well, there's nothing to tell. 858 01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:45,239 Oh, sure. I bet you could talk all the way home. 859 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:48,869 Well, I'm not gonna. All aboard! All right, folks. 860 01:19:48,952 --> 01:19:51,246 Here we go. Plenty of things to do, plenty to see. 861 01:19:51,289 --> 01:19:54,627 Still at it, isn't he? You have no idea. 862 01:19:54,710 --> 01:19:57,213 All right. Come on. Recess is over. 863 01:19:57,255 --> 01:20:02,053 Come along. Move along. In you... bought a little flower there, huh? 864 01:20:02,136 --> 01:20:05,557 All right, folks. Here we go. Everybody up. 865 01:20:09,396 --> 01:20:11,649 You all right, Joe? Let's take it away. 866 01:20:59,045 --> 01:21:02,425 All good things must come to an end. Yes, sir, that's right, so let's face it. 867 01:21:02,508 --> 01:21:05,846 And until we meet again, folks, remember one thing... 868 01:21:05,929 --> 01:21:08,807 ? There's no place like home ? 869 01:21:08,892 --> 01:21:11,477 ? There's no place like home ? 870 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,356 ? And though it's very humble ? 871 01:21:14,482 --> 01:21:17,319 ? There's no place like home ?? 872 01:21:17,403 --> 01:21:20,532 I must say, this is my favorite part of the whole trip. 873 01:21:20,616 --> 01:21:25,663 Remember, Molly, if you ever get stuck for an extra female some nights, you've got my number. 874 01:21:25,705 --> 01:21:29,793 Yes. Well... good-bye now. 875 01:21:29,878 --> 01:21:31,796 Bye. 876 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,090 Molly! 877 01:21:35,969 --> 01:21:37,930 Gee. 878 01:21:39,057 --> 01:21:42,143 Hello, Malcolm. Ahh. 879 01:21:42,227 --> 01:21:44,188 Oh, thank you. 880 01:21:45,815 --> 01:21:47,734 That's sweet. 881 01:21:50,529 --> 01:21:52,490 Gee. 882 01:22:01,086 --> 01:22:04,632 Hello, baby. Ohh, welcome home. 883 01:22:04,674 --> 01:22:07,676 Bob. Gee. Come on. My cab's parked outside. 884 01:22:07,678 --> 01:22:11,391 I guess I was here first, Bob. I said, my cab was parked outside. 885 01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:14,227 I don't care. Listen, fat boy. 886 01:22:14,311 --> 01:22:16,605 Who do you think you're pushing? You're gonna get worse than a push... 887 01:22:16,648 --> 01:22:19,484 If you don't give me that bag. Bob, everybody's looking. Please. 888 01:22:19,527 --> 01:22:22,571 You touch me once more... Give me that bag! 889 01:22:22,614 --> 01:22:25,200 I've never liked you, Bob. You may as well know it. 890 01:22:25,283 --> 01:22:29,414 Listen, maybe you can't understand English. I said, my cab was double-parked outside. 891 01:22:29,456 --> 01:22:32,459 I don't care if it is double-parked. You shouldn't have brought it. 892 01:22:32,544 --> 01:22:35,673 - Shouldn't have brought my cab? - No! Your big, yellow taxicab. 893 01:22:35,715 --> 01:22:39,261 Look, my cab isn't yellow, and when I toot, get out of the way! 894 01:22:39,344 --> 01:22:41,263 Oh. Break it up! 895 01:22:41,347 --> 01:22:43,266 Oh, hello, Bob. 896 01:22:43,349 --> 01:22:46,478 "Hello, Bob"? Just a minute! 897 01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:49,983 Now, listen. We're all going together, or else I shall go by myself. 898 01:22:50,066 --> 01:22:52,569 Well, I was here first! 899 01:23:03,877 --> 01:23:07,548 What are you doing here? I thought... I know, but you thought wrong. 900 01:23:07,631 --> 01:23:10,384 Just a minute. Well... 901 01:23:10,469 --> 01:23:13,513 I, uh... I met him out west. 902 01:23:14,807 --> 01:23:17,936 You-you better put me down, Duke. 903 01:23:19,230 --> 01:23:23,944 I, uh... I want to introduce you to my friends. 904 01:23:24,028 --> 01:23:27,491 Uh, Mr. Hudkins, this is Mr. Stone. 905 01:23:27,532 --> 01:23:29,533 How do you do? Howdy. 906 01:23:29,535 --> 01:23:31,536 Mr. Hastings. Hello. 907 01:23:31,538 --> 01:23:33,539 And Mr. Starkey. How do you do? 908 01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:37,212 Molly, who is this guy? Who are you? Well, I just told you... 909 01:23:37,253 --> 01:23:40,674 Well, I... I don't know. 910 01:23:40,759 --> 01:23:44,764 Duke, what are you doing in New York? I just came to take you back. 911 01:23:44,806 --> 01:23:47,809 - Now? - Pretty soon. 912 01:23:47,893 --> 01:23:51,397 Tour number 49 leaving for Kansas City, Tulsa, 913 01:23:51,481 --> 01:23:54,109 Phoenix and Los Angeles. Now. 914 01:23:54,151 --> 01:23:57,531 Just a minute, Buffalo Bill. Bob, I wish you would let me take care of my own... 915 01:23:57,572 --> 01:24:02,161 Where do you think you are, on the prairie? Why, no, I, uh... 916 01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:05,499 Mm! Duke! 917 01:24:08,253 --> 01:24:10,505 Have a nice trip. 918 01:24:10,589 --> 01:24:14,594 Just a minute. I'm not going anyplace. 919 01:24:14,678 --> 01:24:18,349 What's the matter with you? Are you crazy? Haven't I anything to say about this? 920 01:24:18,433 --> 01:24:21,227 I can tell you one thing... I'm certainly not going to get on any old bus. 921 01:24:21,229 --> 01:24:23,356 I just got off a bus. 922 01:24:23,398 --> 01:24:25,775 As a matter of fact, I don't even know whether I should be speaking to you... 923 01:24:25,818 --> 01:24:27,903 After the things that you... 924 01:24:27,988 --> 01:24:31,534 No, honest, Duke, I mean it. If you want to sit down and talk things over for a few minutes, 925 01:24:31,576 --> 01:24:34,913 that's one thing, but I-I'm not getting on any bus! 926 01:24:34,955 --> 01:24:37,249 Now, look. If you... 927 01:24:39,627 --> 01:24:43,966 You're certainly mistaken, Duke. That's all I've got to say. 928 01:24:44,050 --> 01:24:47,011 Hello, hello, hello, hello. Folks, I'd like to have your attention for a minute. 929 01:24:47,013 --> 01:24:50,056 You're gonna have mine for the next 14 days, so it isn't asking for too much, is it? 930 01:24:50,058 --> 01:24:54,230 Even if I change my mind, even if I wanted to go back with you, I couldn't. 931 01:24:54,314 --> 01:24:57,443 I'd lose my job. That's all right. I got a job for ya. 932 01:24:57,526 --> 01:25:00,571 Huh? I divorced Waco. 933 01:25:05,621 --> 01:25:08,917 I got an idea you don't like me. Well, I'll grow on ya, brother. 934 01:25:08,958 --> 01:25:11,628 Howdy, partner. Glad to see ya. 935 01:25:11,712 --> 01:25:16,259 - Hello. - We'll be leaving in about two minutes, folks. 936 01:25:16,343 --> 01:25:19,597 So don't get impatient. Just as anxious to get started as you are. 937 01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:23,267 In about five seconds, we'll be off with the smoothest, most comfortable ride you ever had. 938 01:25:23,268 --> 01:25:26,563 Yes, sir. Smoothest ride you ever had, and I'm the boy who's gonna tell you about it. 939 01:25:26,565 --> 01:25:29,986 Okay, Major. Let her go. Contact!