1 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,869 You've let me down badly. 2 00:01:08,176 --> 00:01:10,526 You know what you have to do. 3 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:14,095 You're not serious, boss. 4 00:01:14,747 --> 00:01:17,837 I was planning to kill all of you. 5 00:01:18,577 --> 00:01:21,232 But I'll give you a second chance. 6 00:01:21,406 --> 00:01:23,191 If you show me how sorry you are. 7 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,324 An offering for a job. 8 00:01:28,718 --> 00:01:29,893 You can't do it? 9 00:02:12,979 --> 00:02:13,980 I got it. 10 00:02:14,242 --> 00:02:17,593 I'll do it. I'll do it. 11 00:02:46,926 --> 00:02:47,971 Ah. 12 00:03:06,381 --> 00:03:08,252 Normal, Minnesota. 13 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:12,865 Normal. 14 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:15,172 Yakuza boss: Go there and redeem yourself. 15 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:27,315 ♪ Put your hand In the hand of the man ♪ 16 00:03:27,489 --> 00:03:30,013 ♪ Who stilled the water ♪ 17 00:03:31,188 --> 00:03:32,537 ♪ Put your hand ♪ 18 00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:33,538 announcer on radio: In special news, 19 00:03:33,712 --> 00:03:35,192 Normal is celebrating 20 00:03:35,366 --> 00:03:38,239 152 years since the railway came to town. 21 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:40,850 Weather advisory remains on a high level 22 00:03:41,024 --> 00:03:43,069 with a winter storm... 23 00:03:43,244 --> 00:03:44,984 ...looks like it's going to-- 24 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,336 ♪ By putting your hand In the hand of the man... ♪ 25 00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:52,862 So, how's the motel treating you? 26 00:03:53,036 --> 00:03:55,952 Exactly how you'd expect for 55 bucks a night. 27 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:57,388 What'd you do dinner? 28 00:03:57,997 --> 00:04:00,783 I got delivery from the Chinese place. 29 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,219 Chang Lu's? 30 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:03,655 Is there another one? 31 00:04:04,526 --> 00:04:07,398 No. No. Just Chang Lu's. 32 00:04:10,749 --> 00:04:13,186 Have you been to Ernie's place to try his meatloaf? 33 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:14,362 It's amazing. 34 00:04:15,058 --> 00:04:16,233 Duly noted. 35 00:04:22,718 --> 00:04:24,241 woman on phone: This is Penny. 36 00:04:24,415 --> 00:04:25,721 Sorry I missed you. Please leave a message, 37 00:04:25,895 --> 00:04:27,288 and I'll circle back when I can. 38 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:29,072 Hey, it's just me, 39 00:04:29,246 --> 00:04:31,422 Ulysses, you know, your husband, 40 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:34,077 if you don't mind me still calling myself that. 41 00:04:34,599 --> 00:04:36,558 I know we agreed to take some time apart, 42 00:04:36,732 --> 00:04:38,647 that you need space. I... I get it, 43 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,736 but I just thought I'd let you know 44 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:43,652 I landed another temporary sheriff job 45 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,568 in a little town called Normal, Minnesota. 46 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:50,398 Like a lot of small towns, it's half abandoned. 47 00:04:50,746 --> 00:04:52,225 The other half is nice, though. 48 00:04:52,704 --> 00:04:53,879 People seem friendly enough. 49 00:04:54,663 --> 00:04:57,143 They built themselves a real nice little setup here, 50 00:04:57,579 --> 00:04:59,015 considering how hard times are 51 00:04:59,189 --> 00:05:01,234 for most folks in the country right now. 52 00:05:02,061 --> 00:05:03,498 I don't know what their secret is, 53 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:05,848 but I could do with a serving of it. 54 00:05:06,327 --> 00:05:07,937 Anyway, it's just for eight weeks 55 00:05:08,111 --> 00:05:10,200 till they elect the new permanent lawman. 56 00:05:11,157 --> 00:05:15,118 My goal is to leave this town just the way I found it. 57 00:05:20,384 --> 00:05:21,907 What's the deal with that jacket? 58 00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:25,781 It's pretty cool, huh? I got it to match my chopper. 59 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:29,262 - I didn't know you had one. - Oh, no, I don't, not yet. 60 00:05:29,437 --> 00:05:31,264 I'm just saving up. 61 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:33,745 Figured I'd start with the jacket. 62 00:05:35,138 --> 00:05:37,140 Well, it's loud. 63 00:05:37,401 --> 00:05:39,142 You mean it's too flashy? 64 00:05:39,316 --> 00:05:41,710 No. I mean it... ...makes noise. 65 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:44,147 It's literally loud. 66 00:05:44,321 --> 00:05:45,975 And I don't think it's regulation. 67 00:05:46,149 --> 00:05:47,455 - Right. -Sorry. 68 00:05:48,717 --> 00:05:50,240 I'll just... 69 00:05:50,414 --> 00:05:52,460 No, no. Just leave it on. Leave it on. 70 00:05:52,634 --> 00:05:54,462 It's cool. It's very cool. 71 00:05:55,985 --> 00:05:58,509 Whoa. $16.8 million. 72 00:05:58,683 --> 00:06:01,033 Where the hell did this town get that kind of money? 73 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:03,427 Community really came together on that one. 74 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:05,473 Yeah, I would say. 75 00:06:06,648 --> 00:06:07,779 Hey, Mayor Kibner! 76 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,346 There he is. 77 00:06:15,221 --> 00:06:17,006 I can't wait for the parade next week. 78 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,008 We all dress up. You're going to love it. 79 00:06:19,182 --> 00:06:20,836 I always wanted to be the parade mascot, 80 00:06:21,010 --> 00:06:22,315 but I never got picked. 81 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:23,447 I'm not bitter, though. 82 00:06:24,622 --> 00:06:27,712 The guys take their bikes pretty seriously here. 83 00:06:28,409 --> 00:06:30,715 My bike's probably going to be a lot like this one. 84 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:34,066 Jeez, Randy. I wish my girlfriend was that dirty. 85 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,851 Have you got a girlfriend, Sheriff? 86 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:38,375 No. I've got a wife. She's had it with me. 87 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:40,290 Then I'll put an extra sugar in your coffee. 88 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,727 Hey, Tom! How are you? 89 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:44,381 Hey, Mike. This is America, God damn it. 90 00:06:44,555 --> 00:06:46,209 What's mine is mine, for fuck's sake. 91 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:47,515 She can't go and talk to me like this. 92 00:06:48,429 --> 00:06:50,039 I'm going to go put a pot on. 93 00:06:50,213 --> 00:06:52,345 I feel like Sisyphus pushing a rock up a God damn hill. 94 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,695 What's the problem? 95 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:55,610 Tom's being a Goddamn dick. 96 00:06:55,784 --> 00:06:57,089 - That's the fucking problem. - Fuck you, you trumped-up-- 97 00:06:57,263 --> 00:06:59,570 Whoa! Just communicate the problem to me. 98 00:06:59,744 --> 00:07:01,746 Depends who the fuck you're meant to be. 99 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,009 Well, if I'm reading this badge correctly, 100 00:07:04,183 --> 00:07:05,533 I'm the sheriff. 101 00:07:05,707 --> 00:07:06,925 Yeah. I sure as shit didn't vote for you. 102 00:07:07,099 --> 00:07:08,579 I understand. 103 00:07:08,753 --> 00:07:11,103 You know Sheriff Gunderson died, right? Last week? 104 00:07:11,277 --> 00:07:13,236 This is Ulysses. He's filling in, yeah? 105 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:15,586 Yeah. I... I heard something about that. 106 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,370 - Well... - So you're his replacement? 107 00:07:17,545 --> 00:07:18,720 I'm the interim. 108 00:07:19,242 --> 00:07:21,070 It's like a substitute teacher. 109 00:07:21,244 --> 00:07:22,550 For how long? 110 00:07:22,724 --> 00:07:24,247 He's on week one of eight. 111 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:25,596 Morning, peoples! 112 00:07:25,770 --> 00:07:27,076 Morning, Blaine. Ooh, donuts. 113 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,425 - Hey. Old-fashioned? - Okay. Well, so, 114 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:30,122 Carl keeps parking his Goddamn-- 115 00:07:30,296 --> 00:07:31,472 -Carl's his neighbor. - My neighbor keeps 116 00:07:31,646 --> 00:07:32,690 parking his God damn rig in my driveway. 117 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:34,257 - It's a tow truck. - I see. 118 00:07:34,431 --> 00:07:35,606 Carl has his own tow trucking company, 119 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,260 - has since high school. - Hey, Mike. 120 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:39,088 I lived there first. It's my property just as much-- 121 00:07:39,262 --> 00:07:40,742 Tom's on a flag lot, so they have to share a driveway. 122 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:42,091 He's blocking me in! That fucker's taking 70 percent. 123 00:07:42,265 --> 00:07:43,614 Hang on! Hang on! 124 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:47,139 Look. You want me to drive out there 125 00:07:47,313 --> 00:07:48,706 and sort this out with Carl for you? 126 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,100 Finally. Please. 127 00:07:51,274 --> 00:07:53,798 Okay. Then I best head out there pronto. 128 00:07:54,799 --> 00:07:58,411 Uh, we're good? All righty. Then I'll retire to my boudoir. 129 00:07:58,586 --> 00:07:59,587 Hey. 130 00:08:01,632 --> 00:08:03,242 How's that badge, Sheriff? 131 00:08:04,505 --> 00:08:05,506 Keeping it warm for me? 132 00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:08,639 I'm doing my best. 133 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:11,207 Election's in six weeks. 134 00:08:11,381 --> 00:08:12,600 Remember to vote for me. 135 00:08:12,774 --> 00:08:14,166 Sure. 136 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:17,213 Good people, small problems, 137 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:20,303 and if my instincts tell me something is seriously amiss, 138 00:08:20,477 --> 00:08:22,087 well, then I'll get involved. 139 00:08:23,306 --> 00:08:26,091 But yeah. I kind of stopped trusting my instincts. 140 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:29,486 It's not that I don't care anymore, Penny. 141 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:33,577 It's just, life's a lot easier when you care a little less. 142 00:08:34,578 --> 00:08:36,449 Then again, we are who we are. 143 00:08:47,504 --> 00:08:49,593 Nothing to see here. 144 00:09:28,676 --> 00:09:31,200 Oh, there you are. Refill? 145 00:09:31,853 --> 00:09:34,595 What? Oh. Yeah. Sure. 146 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:36,509 This is a hell of an armory. 147 00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:37,641 Yeah. 148 00:09:39,904 --> 00:09:41,123 Is that C4? 149 00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:44,039 Uh, that-- It is. Yeah. 150 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,563 Why do you have that? 151 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:48,783 I don't know. 152 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:50,480 After 9/11, Sheriff Gunderson applied 153 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:53,048 for every anti-terrorism grant available. 154 00:09:53,222 --> 00:09:55,703 Yeah? How much did he spend on training? 155 00:09:58,575 --> 00:09:59,881 I should probably get back to the phones. 156 00:10:00,577 --> 00:10:02,840 Well, the door was unlocked. 157 00:10:03,014 --> 00:10:04,363 That's kind of a no-no. 158 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:07,149 Oh. Sorry about that. 159 00:10:12,981 --> 00:10:15,070 Every town has its own little quirks. 160 00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:17,246 You can't change 'em. 161 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:19,204 Two hundred K, and the instructions 162 00:10:19,378 --> 00:10:20,553 are in Japanese. 163 00:10:21,293 --> 00:10:22,686 The interim job 164 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:24,340 is not to get in the way of them. 165 00:10:25,297 --> 00:10:28,257 I'm like a midwife with a gun... 166 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:32,391 ...helping 'em transition smoothly. 167 00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:45,622 Oh, damn it. Damn it. Hey! 168 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:53,804 I like the way you law, man. 169 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:07,862 ♪ I'll trade you my heart For your heart, baby ♪ 170 00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:09,994 ♪ Give you all My kisses to boot ♪ 171 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,736 ♪ I'll trade you my heart For your heart baby ♪ 172 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:15,260 ♪ Give you all My kisses to boot... ♪ 173 00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:17,523 Hey, Sheriff. Welcome to my place. 174 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,221 Oh, you're Ernie? 175 00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:21,136 Yeah, just like my dad and my granddad before me. 176 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:24,487 Oh, yeah. Tell me. What's the story with the decor? 177 00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:26,489 Well, Granddad started collecting 'em after the war, 178 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:28,099 and he didn't stop till the day he died. 179 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:30,362 Any of them loaded? 180 00:11:30,841 --> 00:11:32,538 Wouldn't be much fun if they weren't, would it? 181 00:11:35,454 --> 00:11:38,762 So, what can I get you? 182 00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,721 Uh, I heard good things about the meatloaf. 183 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:42,113 Sure. Coming up. 184 00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:44,681 You got to try the pie before you leave town. 185 00:11:44,855 --> 00:11:46,248 Hmm. 186 00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:47,379 reporter on TV: ...dropping temperatures. 187 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,381 Snow is much more likely, 188 00:11:49,555 --> 00:11:50,992 making this our first big winter storm of the season, 189 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,471 and whoo-whee, does this look like a doozy. 190 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,518 Fucking weather. Fucking Minnesota. 191 00:11:55,692 --> 00:11:57,563 reporter on TV: ...plans to issue a shelter in place 192 00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,696 warning around noon tomorrow. 193 00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:04,745 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 194 00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:06,094 ♪ Bang bang ♪ 195 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:58,015 Say cheese. 196 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,539 What's going on, Officer? 197 00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,891 Uh, I think a moose just stole your paint. 198 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:08,243 It is going to be a busy day today. 199 00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:10,941 I wanted to get your stamp of approval 200 00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:12,508 on the parade route. 201 00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:14,423 -Okay. - There's an intersection 202 00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:17,339 that I think are just a real hornets' nest, 203 00:13:17,992 --> 00:13:19,471 and of course, first, 204 00:13:19,645 --> 00:13:21,952 we have the celebration of life at the sheriff's. 205 00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:26,565 The... former sheriff's, that is. 206 00:13:29,264 --> 00:13:30,743 But you don't have to worry about saying anything, 207 00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,136 because the mayor's going to take care of that, 208 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,617 and there will be food. 209 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:37,098 It is a potluck, so it should be fun. 210 00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:38,882 All right. 211 00:13:39,056 --> 00:13:40,666 Sally on radio: Anyone available? There's a situation 212 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,625 with Maynard down at the hardware store. Over. 213 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,975 Most of my time is spent on shenanigans, 214 00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:46,542 - low-stakes stuff. - Sally on radio: Report's 215 00:13:46,716 --> 00:13:48,283 two assholes screaming at each other. 216 00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:50,328 I get to say "Nothing to see here" 217 00:13:50,502 --> 00:13:51,982 over and over all day. 218 00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:55,812 All right! Just separate! Separate! 219 00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:58,946 Mike, I need you to escort old Clayton here 220 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,295 from the premises and arrest him! 221 00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,079 - For what? - For being a sumbitch! 222 00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:04,647 Sumbitch? More like thrifty. 223 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:07,171 Amazon's got these damn near 30 percent off! 224 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:08,825 Okay. To be fair, Maynard that seems... 225 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:10,435 This is America, damn it. 226 00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:11,436 - The customer is always right. - ...like a fair price. 227 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:12,611 That's not helping. 228 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,091 Oh, the customer is always right 229 00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:15,179 when he's trying to bankrupt the shop-keep? 230 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:16,354 No, no. Calm down. Calm down. 231 00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:17,660 Listen, Sheriff. I will be damned 232 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:19,488 if I'm going to let some old-- 233 00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:22,186 Like you need the money! You look like an angry thumb! 234 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,754 Go home and be Amazon's bitch, motherfucker! 235 00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:26,147 Guys. 236 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:28,453 Guys! Guys! 237 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:32,980 Maybe we just want to bring the temperature down 238 00:14:33,154 --> 00:14:34,633 a little bit 239 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,594 in front of the temporary guest from out of town. 240 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:40,901 Am I right? 241 00:14:41,205 --> 00:14:43,033 Maybe we should go for a walk, hey? 242 00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:44,861 - Okay! I'm going! - Huh, Clayton? Okay. 243 00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:46,515 - I'm going! - Let's go. 244 00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,386 Clayton, this is America, 245 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,867 which means you can't walk out of a store without paying. 246 00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,434 - That's a good point. - It's called shoplifting. 247 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:54,131 Maynard, you thieving motherfucker! 248 00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:57,178 Enjoy your long walk in the snow, you geriatric tool! 249 00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:59,397 - Sumbitch! - Okay. Come on now. 250 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:00,833 Asshole! 251 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,010 How often does that happen? 252 00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,490 Once, twice a week if I'm lucky, 253 00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,231 and it's not like he needs the money. 254 00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:09,059 He just likes pissing up my leg. 255 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,670 Whoa. There's a lot of locks on that cabinet. 256 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:12,933 What's going on there? 257 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:14,760 Stump removers. 258 00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:16,893 Uh, what does that mean? 259 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:19,940 Old-school stump removers. 260 00:15:21,071 --> 00:15:23,769 I still don't know exactly what you're talking about. 261 00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,162 Sheriff, come quick! 262 00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:28,165 What? I want to hear your answer. 263 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,040 It's the yarn? What-- What about it? 264 00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,390 It's the yarn. I-- I-- Look. Look. 265 00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:37,914 I'm sorry. This is your "Sheriff, come quick"? 266 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:41,222 I ordered pink, and they gave me mauve. 267 00:15:41,396 --> 00:15:42,745 Uh, not to play devil's advocate, 268 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,399 but that is not pink. That is mauve. 269 00:15:44,573 --> 00:15:47,271 Mauve. That's what I said. What should I do? 270 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,230 Well, I... I'm not going to be able to help you, 271 00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:51,536 because they look exactly the same to me. 272 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:53,495 I'm sorry. I'm color-blind. 273 00:15:54,104 --> 00:15:57,238 All right. Well, unlike you, Sheriff, 274 00:15:57,412 --> 00:15:59,675 my clientele's a bit more discerning. 275 00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:01,416 They're not color-blind. No offense. 276 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:02,765 Sally on radio: Mike? 277 00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:04,245 Are you there? Over. 278 00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:07,944 Mike, come on. Pick up. Are you still with the sheriff? 279 00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:09,554 Is that a police scanner you got? 280 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:10,903 You keeping tabs on me? 281 00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:14,429 Yes, sir, and a CB radio. 282 00:16:14,603 --> 00:16:17,258 -Oh. - I get lonely. 283 00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:18,911 And nosy. 284 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,739 Copy that, Sally. I'm on my way. 285 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:21,958 Take care. 286 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:25,788 Call the fire department next time. 287 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:29,009 - Oh, I... -I'm kidding. 288 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,016 Your buck goes a lot further out here. 289 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,974 That's for sure. 290 00:16:38,148 --> 00:16:40,803 Gunderson had got himself the Big Mac of McMansions. 291 00:16:40,977 --> 00:16:42,674 He must have issued a hell of a lot of parking tickets 292 00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,415 to get that. 293 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,461 So, what do you say about a man like Gunderson? 294 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:49,420 He was a son of a bitch. 295 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,422 But he was our son of a bitch. 296 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:53,207 -Boss? - He was a great golfer, right? 297 00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:55,296 -Boss. - A medium fisherman and... 298 00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:56,775 Oh. What's up? 299 00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:59,126 You got to get in on this. 300 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,824 This is just like Christmas. 301 00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:03,826 You got Pete's meats, 302 00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:06,307 fortune cookies, all you can eat. 303 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,135 You want me to make you a plate? 304 00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:12,008 Uh, not unless I want to end up like Gunderson. 305 00:17:12,182 --> 00:17:13,575 Oh. That reminds me. 306 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,319 I think you should be wearing this. 307 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,540 But I thought you said you had only one. 308 00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:26,718 I did, but when the visitation was over and done with, 309 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:30,157 I nicked it off of the corpse 310 00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:33,856 before they closed the casket. 311 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:37,642 So, you enjoy the power while it lasts. 312 00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:06,062 Dr. Velie: Oh, what a trip that was. 313 00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,543 Those Japanese sure love their golf. 314 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:13,461 So, what'd you pick? 315 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,551 Oh. Uh, Ashford something. 316 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:21,033 I always tend to lean toward the Irish. 317 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,210 Seven Gs a bottle. 318 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:28,345 - Dr. Velie. - Ulysses. 319 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:32,784 Um, you signed, uh, 320 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,960 Sheriff Gunderson's death certificate, right? 321 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,398 Sadly, yes, I did. 322 00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:39,139 What happened there? 323 00:18:40,357 --> 00:18:43,621 Well, a couple Wednesdays ago, around three in the morning, 324 00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:45,449 Deputy Blaine found him out back 325 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,017 in little more than his tighty-whities, 326 00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:52,413 frozen like a chunk of ice chiseled by a chainsaw. 327 00:18:53,022 --> 00:18:54,893 What do you suppose he thought he was doing? 328 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:58,810 Not my job to go supposing... ...to be sure. 329 00:18:59,768 --> 00:19:01,030 Gunderson liked his fishing. 330 00:19:01,204 --> 00:19:03,424 He had a fishing rod in his one hand 331 00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:07,123 and a auger in the other, so my guess, 332 00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:09,473 man thought he was going ice fishing. 333 00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:12,215 At night, in his underwear? 334 00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:16,088 Well, as you can see, the man was a drinker. 335 00:19:16,654 --> 00:19:18,221 And a son of a bitch, 336 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:20,789 but then again, he was our son of a bitch, right? 337 00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:22,660 Hey, Doc. Give me a minute. 338 00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,271 I'd like to bend his ear, okay? 339 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,838 Now. Yeah. Thank you. 340 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:28,884 I want to thank you for coming. 341 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,277 Of course. 342 00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:32,235 So, let me get this straight. 343 00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:33,932 Did I hear... 344 00:19:36,457 --> 00:19:38,415 you saw the moose? 345 00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:40,591 I did. I got a picture of it. 346 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,245 God damn! 347 00:19:42,419 --> 00:19:44,029 I am the only one in this town who has never seen 348 00:19:44,204 --> 00:19:45,335 that fucking moose, 349 00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:47,642 and I keep an eye out for it. 350 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,992 You know, in Native American culture, 351 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:54,126 the moose is a symbol of endurance and survival. Hmm? 352 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:56,477 - I-- -So, 353 00:19:57,652 --> 00:19:59,306 what do you think of our little town? 354 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:03,527 - It's, um, charming. - Yeah. You know, I hear 355 00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,487 that you are a very laid-back kind of guy, 356 00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:09,054 not a crack-the-whip sort. 357 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,231 Well, I mean, I've been known to-- 358 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:12,971 Did you ever think about settling down? 359 00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:17,541 You could be a real sheriff for more than a few weeks. 360 00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,457 You could build a whole new life here in Normal, 361 00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:25,070 because we really celebrate the community. 362 00:20:25,245 --> 00:20:29,161 Around here, it's always one for all. 363 00:20:29,336 --> 00:20:30,554 - That sounds-- - Mayor? 364 00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:31,555 -Yeah? - It's time. 365 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:32,948 Yeah. 366 00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:34,558 But I want you to think about it. 367 00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:35,951 - I will. -All right. 368 00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:42,523 What do you mean, get out? 369 00:20:42,697 --> 00:20:44,742 Why is that of your-- 370 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:45,787 Fine. 371 00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:49,181 Have you been sleeping in your van? 372 00:20:50,008 --> 00:20:51,358 What? What? 373 00:20:51,532 --> 00:20:52,794 You're a mess. 374 00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:56,058 You're not the sheriff yet, Blaine! 375 00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:58,713 Hey, boss. 376 00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,716 I was just, uh, checking on you. 377 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:05,241 - Uh... you good? - I'm fine. 378 00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:07,461 Well, I just wanted to let you know that they put out 379 00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:09,941 more of those mini eggrolls. They're custom. 380 00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,553 And the mayor's just about to tell the story 381 00:21:12,727 --> 00:21:14,859 about the time he went on the cruise with Jane Fonda, 382 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,297 so... 383 00:21:18,907 --> 00:21:20,996 You know who that is in the van? 384 00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:24,565 Sheriff Gunderson's, uh, daughter, I think. 385 00:21:25,305 --> 00:21:26,306 Alex. 386 00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:33,051 ♪ Here she comes on Down the street ♪ 387 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,792 ♪ Ain't she sweet with that Style and that smile ♪ 388 00:21:34,966 --> 00:21:36,141 ♪ And don't you know... ♪ 389 00:21:37,578 --> 00:21:40,015 Hey, lawman. Up for a game? 390 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:44,149 Uh, my hands are shaky. They only trust me with a gun. 391 00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:46,587 Company, then? 392 00:21:46,761 --> 00:21:47,936 ♪ That's my girl ♪ 393 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:49,111 I got to warn you. 394 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,113 I'm not very good. 395 00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:53,811 So, would you say you knew Gunderson well? 396 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:56,336 Gunderson? Yeah. I knew him pretty well. 397 00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:59,469 It was sad, the way he, uh... 398 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,298 you know. 399 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,822 But he liked to drink. He liked to fish. 400 00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:07,172 So the way I see it, he died doing what he loved best. 401 00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:08,913 You fish? 402 00:22:09,305 --> 00:22:11,960 Uh, when I was a kid, with my dad. 403 00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:14,441 - You? - Me? Fuck no. 404 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,008 Probably the only one in town who don't, 405 00:22:17,226 --> 00:22:20,272 but in the end, death... comes for us all, 406 00:22:20,447 --> 00:22:21,491 don't it, lawman? 407 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:24,973 I'm not getting a Sheriff out of you, huh? 408 00:22:25,669 --> 00:22:28,455 If you really were, you would, but are you? 409 00:22:31,327 --> 00:22:32,633 You've been listening 410 00:22:32,807 --> 00:22:35,026 to my internal monologue, haven't you? 411 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,332 That's my job. 412 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,467 I'm Moira, the barkeeper here. 413 00:22:43,687 --> 00:22:44,732 Rack 'em up. 414 00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:46,560 Why are you here? 415 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:48,649 Stop fucking around. Come on. 416 00:22:49,519 --> 00:22:50,477 I'm all ears. 417 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,348 All right. 418 00:22:54,742 --> 00:22:58,528 I used to be a regular sheriff. Nice county 419 00:22:58,702 --> 00:23:00,661 with a couple little towns just like this one. 420 00:23:00,835 --> 00:23:02,880 I married my high school sweetheart. 421 00:23:04,186 --> 00:23:07,537 -Perfect. - It was. I was, uh... 422 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:10,627 pretty proud of myself. 423 00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:14,892 I walked through life with my head held high. 424 00:23:15,066 --> 00:23:16,372 I knew who I was. 425 00:23:21,595 --> 00:23:23,379 Then this girl, uh... 426 00:23:24,859 --> 00:23:27,035 Her dad, someone I knew, 427 00:23:27,601 --> 00:23:30,255 a, uh, upstanding citizen... 428 00:23:33,171 --> 00:23:34,216 had been, uh... 429 00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,397 I didn't believe her. 430 00:23:44,226 --> 00:23:47,403 Short while later, there was an incident at the house. 431 00:23:49,231 --> 00:23:51,625 Gunshots, and I went in. 432 00:23:52,713 --> 00:23:55,237 And she was standing over him. 433 00:23:56,412 --> 00:23:59,241 He was wounded. She had a gun out. 434 00:24:00,416 --> 00:24:04,725 And he was cursing her for what he'd done to her. 435 00:24:06,901 --> 00:24:08,250 And I told her to put the gun down, 436 00:24:08,424 --> 00:24:09,730 and she didn't hesitate. 437 00:24:09,904 --> 00:24:11,862 She shot him right between the eyes, 438 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,604 and then she aimed that gun at me. 439 00:24:15,823 --> 00:24:18,173 And she cursed me for not believing her. 440 00:24:22,307 --> 00:24:23,874 And then we both shot. 441 00:24:26,355 --> 00:24:29,445 Um, I had better aim. 442 00:24:33,275 --> 00:24:34,406 After that... 443 00:24:37,497 --> 00:24:39,237 I got dark inside, and... 444 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,592 I didn't know who I was anymore, and I still don't. 445 00:24:50,988 --> 00:24:52,033 And the wife? 446 00:24:53,513 --> 00:24:55,863 I, uh-- I was hard to be around. 447 00:24:57,299 --> 00:24:58,518 I still call her. 448 00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,131 She doesn't answer, but... 449 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:05,525 I don't mind. 450 00:25:06,961 --> 00:25:09,267 I live in hope one day she will. 451 00:25:22,977 --> 00:25:24,456 automated voice: You have one message. 452 00:25:27,503 --> 00:25:29,505 Hey, Sheriff. It's the mayor. 453 00:25:29,679 --> 00:25:31,159 People are really 454 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:32,639 liking your light touch. 455 00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:34,075 Have you considered my offer? 456 00:25:34,249 --> 00:25:35,424 Get back to me as soon as you can. 457 00:25:35,598 --> 00:25:36,730 Come on! 458 00:25:36,904 --> 00:25:39,341 I want a stupid bun. God damn it. 459 00:25:39,515 --> 00:25:40,951 I bet I can help you with that! 460 00:25:41,299 --> 00:25:42,997 Oh. Hi, Officer. 461 00:25:43,171 --> 00:25:44,564 - Hey. - I mean Sheriff. I-- 462 00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:46,957 - Got stuck. - Yeah. I see. 463 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:48,480 Yeah. 464 00:25:48,655 --> 00:25:49,830 Which you think will knock it down, 465 00:25:50,004 --> 00:25:51,440 the caramel or the cookie? 466 00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:53,442 Uh, I guess the caramel should do it. 467 00:25:53,616 --> 00:25:55,009 Yeah. That's my guess, too. 468 00:25:57,707 --> 00:26:00,101 - What's your dog's name? - Oh, her name's Olive. 469 00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:02,407 - Nice! - Yeah! 470 00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:04,322 Hey, Olive. 471 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,715 What a good dog. 472 00:26:06,194 --> 00:26:07,499 My name's Ulysses. 473 00:26:08,326 --> 00:26:09,414 I'm Lori. 474 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:12,722 You know, I wish these things had dog food. 475 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:17,509 - Yeah. Well, someday. - Yeah. 476 00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:21,122 All right. Well, uh, watch out for the moose. 477 00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:24,734 -Moose? - Yeah. Big. 478 00:26:25,213 --> 00:26:26,997 Be careful. He might try and paint you. 479 00:26:27,737 --> 00:26:28,695 Moose? 480 00:26:41,490 --> 00:26:43,448 Yeah? 481 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,152 Thanks. 482 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,633 Look. I... 483 00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:57,071 I don't know if I should say this. 484 00:26:59,421 --> 00:27:01,858 But our mustaches are so similar. 485 00:27:03,468 --> 00:27:05,079 We're like a couple brothers. 486 00:27:06,123 --> 00:27:07,429 Or at least a couple uncles. 487 00:27:11,476 --> 00:27:13,914 Well, I should probably get back at it, so... 488 00:27:26,274 --> 00:27:28,755 ♪ Since you left me, baby ♪ 489 00:27:28,929 --> 00:27:29,973 ♪ I'm out all night... ♪ 490 00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:32,106 How can love go away? 491 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,238 I mean, did I take it for granted? 492 00:27:34,412 --> 00:27:35,631 I guess I did. 493 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:37,938 I didn't protect that girl, 494 00:27:38,112 --> 00:27:39,853 and I lost you in the bargain. 495 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,031 You said I shut down, Penny. You were right. 496 00:27:48,426 --> 00:27:49,950 Is this what happened to Gunderson? 497 00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:53,083 Did he give up and say, "Fuck it," 498 00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:55,477 walk into the snow buck naked? 499 00:27:56,739 --> 00:27:58,610 Oh, that's a hell of a way to die. 500 00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,658 I'm not doing anything wrong. 501 00:28:03,790 --> 00:28:04,791 You been drinking? 502 00:28:07,881 --> 00:28:10,666 Not when I was driving. I pulled off to start. 503 00:28:12,973 --> 00:28:14,626 Bourbon? 504 00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:22,286 - That's very impressive. - You mind if I join you? 505 00:28:23,505 --> 00:28:24,941 I'd-- Joi... 506 00:28:36,866 --> 00:28:38,259 That's a cool belt. 507 00:28:41,349 --> 00:28:42,350 I'm Alex. 508 00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,134 I'm Ulysses. 509 00:28:45,179 --> 00:28:47,181 Can I have the cheap booze? 510 00:28:52,186 --> 00:28:54,014 You're Gunderson's daughter, right? 511 00:28:56,843 --> 00:28:57,800 No. 512 00:28:58,888 --> 00:28:59,889 Oh. 513 00:29:01,195 --> 00:29:04,589 Yeah. Okay. Um, you're... you're Gunderson's kid. 514 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:08,506 He had lots of pictures of you on the wall in his office. 515 00:29:09,159 --> 00:29:10,160 You got his eyes. 516 00:29:11,858 --> 00:29:14,817 Yeah. Those are old pictures. 517 00:29:17,037 --> 00:29:18,342 He's very proud of me. 518 00:29:19,474 --> 00:29:21,737 Daddy's little girl going military. 519 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:24,305 Couldn't keep that up. 520 00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:28,135 You were having an argument 521 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:29,919 with Deputy Blaine outside the house. 522 00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:31,181 What was that about? 523 00:29:32,487 --> 00:29:34,097 The mayor. 524 00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:37,971 Uh, he didn't want me to attend the memorial service, 525 00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:43,715 because he said that I would be too much of a distraction. 526 00:29:44,934 --> 00:29:48,198 - Well, fuck the mayor. - Yeah. 527 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,070 This town used to know right from wrong 528 00:29:50,244 --> 00:29:52,420 before Mayor Kibner got here and... 529 00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:54,770 Tried to make my dad see that, 530 00:29:54,944 --> 00:29:57,947 but he was stuck between me and the town. 531 00:30:00,950 --> 00:30:02,822 And then I made him choose, and... 532 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:09,654 It killed him. 533 00:30:11,134 --> 00:30:12,875 And I don't know what to do. 534 00:30:15,486 --> 00:30:16,574 Neither do I. 535 00:30:18,315 --> 00:30:20,274 But I got an idea where we could start. 536 00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:22,058 You want to give me that? 537 00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:32,068 Did you catch that? 538 00:30:33,113 --> 00:30:35,071 Yeah. It's my one trick. 539 00:30:38,858 --> 00:30:40,163 How long you been awake? 540 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:42,122 That's a great question. 541 00:30:43,645 --> 00:30:44,951 I got a place you can crash. 542 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:46,996 It's a safe place. 543 00:30:48,084 --> 00:30:50,260 It's the safest place in town. 544 00:30:58,138 --> 00:31:00,531 -This? -Yeah. 545 00:31:00,705 --> 00:31:03,099 Hilarious. 546 00:31:03,273 --> 00:31:04,622 Breakfast is included. 547 00:31:06,189 --> 00:31:07,625 Can I get you anything else? 548 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:10,498 Lock the door. 549 00:31:13,153 --> 00:31:14,110 Sure. 550 00:31:18,854 --> 00:31:21,204 I'll be in my office. Just yell. 551 00:31:22,075 --> 00:31:23,467 I'll either be sleeping or... 552 00:31:24,729 --> 00:31:25,861 drinking. 553 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:28,168 Goodnight. 554 00:31:32,868 --> 00:31:34,130 ♪ Ever since we met... ♪ 555 00:31:34,304 --> 00:31:35,479 It's gonna run like clockwork. 556 00:31:37,525 --> 00:31:38,613 Hey. 557 00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,877 - You okay? - Yeah. 558 00:31:42,051 --> 00:31:43,531 ♪ If you go away ♪ 559 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:46,186 ♪ As trouble ought to do ♪ 560 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,362 ♪ Where will I find Another soul ♪ 561 00:31:48,536 --> 00:31:51,843 ♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪ 562 00:31:55,543 --> 00:31:58,372 ♪ Then my bed is made of stone ♪ 563 00:31:58,546 --> 00:32:01,723 ♪ A star has burned my eye ♪ 564 00:32:01,897 --> 00:32:04,160 Good morning, food enthusiasts. 565 00:32:04,334 --> 00:32:06,510 ♪ And teach her how to cry ♪ 566 00:32:06,684 --> 00:32:08,643 ♪ But if you go away ♪ 567 00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:11,254 ♪ As trouble ought to do ♪ 568 00:32:11,428 --> 00:32:13,561 ♪ Where will I find Another soul ♪ 569 00:32:13,735 --> 00:32:16,868 ♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪ 570 00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:18,522 Second Street right here, 571 00:32:18,696 --> 00:32:20,437 we cannot block that off 572 00:32:20,611 --> 00:32:24,050 because what if Mr. Neville has some sort of a terrible fall 573 00:32:24,224 --> 00:32:25,747 down here at his house 574 00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:28,097 and then Mrs. Neville gets him into the vehicle-- 575 00:32:28,271 --> 00:32:30,317 What? How? No, no. She's a tiny little thing. 576 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,014 - How is she gonna-- -I don't know. 577 00:32:32,188 --> 00:32:34,756 Maybe they have a dolly or a wheelbarrow or something. 578 00:32:35,235 --> 00:32:38,107 Uh, boss, do you wanna describe 579 00:32:38,281 --> 00:32:40,196 standard operating procedure to the civilian for me? 580 00:32:40,370 --> 00:32:43,547 Well, it's an emergency situation? 581 00:32:43,721 --> 00:32:44,940 It's an emergency. 582 00:32:45,114 --> 00:32:47,856 I'm with Sally. Just move the cones. 583 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:50,250 Have we lost all respect for cones? 584 00:32:53,122 --> 00:32:55,559 The hell is that? Is that a test? 585 00:32:56,996 --> 00:32:57,822 Shit. 586 00:33:09,834 --> 00:33:11,793 Oh, shit. Oh. 587 00:33:13,664 --> 00:33:15,275 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 588 00:33:15,449 --> 00:33:16,493 - Right behind you. - Come on! 589 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:17,712 Okay then. 590 00:33:19,322 --> 00:33:21,150 Everybody, down and stay down! 591 00:33:21,324 --> 00:33:22,891 -Guns, kick 'em to me! -Nobody move! 592 00:33:23,065 --> 00:33:25,459 Come on! Kick 'em to me! 593 00:33:25,633 --> 00:33:28,114 Okay. Shit. 594 00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,159 All right, babe! All clear! 595 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:31,813 -You! -Just stay down. 596 00:33:31,987 --> 00:33:34,598 Fill them! Fill them! Fill them! Fill 'em! 597 00:33:34,772 --> 00:33:35,947 In the bags! 598 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,211 Do what we say and no one gets hurt! 599 00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:39,429 Everything's going to be okay. 600 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:40,996 Come on! Come on! Come on! 601 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,912 Where... Where is the rest of it? This is it? 602 00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:45,957 Sorry. Nobody uses cash anymore. 603 00:33:46,915 --> 00:33:48,351 Babe, this is, like, two grand. 604 00:33:48,525 --> 00:33:49,570 Fuck. 605 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:52,312 -That's not enough. -Fuck! 606 00:33:52,486 --> 00:33:53,487 It's not enough! Fuck! 607 00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:54,966 We did all this for two grand? 608 00:33:55,141 --> 00:33:56,185 Take me to the vault. 609 00:33:56,359 --> 00:33:57,578 Really? The vault? Really? 610 00:33:57,752 --> 00:34:00,363 Yeah. Please, Terry, to the vault. 611 00:34:01,234 --> 00:34:04,541 Stay right there. Stay right there. Oh, shit. 612 00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:06,500 Keep your hands where I can goddamn see them! 613 00:34:06,674 --> 00:34:08,067 Hey, nobody move! 614 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,547 Baby, we don't have the fucking time to go into the vault. 615 00:34:10,721 --> 00:34:12,723 - We have to go. - Then we make the time. 616 00:34:12,897 --> 00:34:13,811 Then we make the fucking time. 617 00:34:17,337 --> 00:34:18,860 What's wrong with him? 618 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:21,471 - Hey. -Oh, my God. Fuck! 619 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:22,646 - Sir? - man: Help. 620 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,909 -Don't kick him! - Are you okay? 621 00:34:25,084 --> 00:34:26,433 Stop asking questions. 622 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:27,869 Don't you see he's having a heart attack? 623 00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:29,610 - Help him! Help him! - Shit! 624 00:34:30,263 --> 00:34:32,047 You said no one was going to get hurt. 625 00:34:32,221 --> 00:34:33,701 This is not going like clockwork! 626 00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:36,530 I... I can't open it! 627 00:34:36,704 --> 00:34:38,488 -Push and twist! - I'm pushing! 628 00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:40,186 I'm pushing and I'm twisting! I'm pushing and I'm twisting. 629 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,405 Push and twist! It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 630 00:34:43,928 --> 00:34:46,235 Okay. Okay. Here you go. Here you go. 631 00:34:46,409 --> 00:34:48,368 Yeah. Come on. There we go. 632 00:34:48,542 --> 00:34:50,892 Okay. There we go! 633 00:34:51,066 --> 00:34:52,241 Problem solved! 634 00:34:52,415 --> 00:34:53,982 He's still having a heart attack. 635 00:34:54,156 --> 00:34:55,505 He's stopped breathing! He's stopped breathing, babe! 636 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,333 -Help him! Help him! -Okay! 637 00:34:57,507 --> 00:34:58,813 Chest compressions! 638 00:34:58,987 --> 00:35:01,076 It's fine. It's gonna be fine. 639 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,513 Come on. Come on. 640 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,080 Nobody move! 641 00:35:05,254 --> 00:35:07,038 It's gonna be fine. 642 00:35:20,139 --> 00:35:21,052 Come on. Come on. 643 00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,454 Shit. 644 00:35:31,628 --> 00:35:32,977 Blaine on radio: Sheriff, when we get to the bank, 645 00:35:33,152 --> 00:35:34,675 you let me and Mike handle things. 646 00:35:34,849 --> 00:35:36,155 Mike on radio: Yeah. You best supervise. 647 00:35:36,329 --> 00:35:37,721 You know, you just hang back-- 648 00:35:37,895 --> 00:35:38,896 It's gonna be fine. 649 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,115 Come on. 650 00:35:57,611 --> 00:36:00,788 Keith! Oh, my God! 651 00:36:00,962 --> 00:36:02,311 Baby, I'm so sorry! 652 00:36:02,485 --> 00:36:04,792 - Let me see. Let me see. - You shot me. 653 00:36:04,966 --> 00:36:06,315 It was an accident! 654 00:36:06,489 --> 00:36:09,013 It's just a nick. The stab wound's worse. 655 00:36:09,188 --> 00:36:10,972 - I'm sorry! - You killed the other guys. 656 00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:14,193 Yeah. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? 657 00:36:16,369 --> 00:36:17,805 Keep going. 658 00:36:35,257 --> 00:36:37,303 Okay. Right. Come on. 659 00:36:37,477 --> 00:36:39,218 - Excuse me? Miss? - What? 660 00:36:39,392 --> 00:36:42,003 - Do you want me to get that? - What? 661 00:36:42,177 --> 00:36:43,613 The machine will get it. 662 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,833 Come on. Come on. 663 00:36:46,007 --> 00:36:47,530 - No one's answering. - Keep trying! 664 00:36:47,704 --> 00:36:49,489 What's the point? It's all automated now anyway. 665 00:36:56,844 --> 00:36:57,975 What's he doing? 666 00:36:59,238 --> 00:37:00,674 Hey, it's okay, Olive. 667 00:37:00,848 --> 00:37:01,762 Is that a dog? 668 00:37:04,068 --> 00:37:06,070 Mike, cover at the rear. 669 00:37:06,245 --> 00:37:08,203 - Deputy, cover my ass. - Oh, just hang on. 670 00:37:08,377 --> 00:37:10,858 Guys... I'm going in. 671 00:37:11,032 --> 00:37:12,599 The fuck you are. 672 00:37:14,078 --> 00:37:15,428 - Sir. - Look. 673 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:16,516 Let's just wait for some more backup. 674 00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:18,213 If we don't play this right, 675 00:37:18,387 --> 00:37:19,997 we're going to have a massacre in there. 676 00:37:22,130 --> 00:37:24,045 - You guys okay? -Yeah. 677 00:37:24,524 --> 00:37:25,394 Calm down. 678 00:37:26,221 --> 00:37:27,222 This is messy. 679 00:37:28,702 --> 00:37:30,356 What are we going to do about him? 680 00:37:31,748 --> 00:37:35,056 - Why you asking me? - Calm cleans messy. 681 00:37:35,622 --> 00:37:39,626 I'm going to talk to them. 682 00:37:41,932 --> 00:37:43,717 We got us a situation. 683 00:37:45,022 --> 00:37:46,633 Yeah, I do know what I signed up for, 684 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:48,635 but jeez, I didn't think I'd actually have to do it. 685 00:37:49,418 --> 00:37:50,550 Hello? 686 00:37:58,558 --> 00:37:59,559 Fuck. 687 00:38:00,429 --> 00:38:01,387 Deputy, what did he say? 688 00:38:02,126 --> 00:38:03,258 You know what he said. 689 00:38:04,738 --> 00:38:06,392 We all agreed to the same damn thing. 690 00:38:11,310 --> 00:38:12,398 Come on. Come on. Come on. 691 00:38:12,572 --> 00:38:13,921 Stay cool! I'm coming in! 692 00:38:23,278 --> 00:38:24,497 You okay? 693 00:38:25,149 --> 00:38:26,281 Yeah. 694 00:38:30,416 --> 00:38:31,460 Damn it. 695 00:38:37,118 --> 00:38:38,206 Ah! 696 00:38:46,997 --> 00:38:48,172 Oh, shit. Did you hit his vest? 697 00:38:48,347 --> 00:38:49,391 Fuck. 698 00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:53,439 Hold fire! Hold fire! Hold your fucking fire! 699 00:38:53,613 --> 00:38:54,570 You have someone out there? 700 00:38:54,744 --> 00:38:56,180 Why are they shooting at you? 701 00:38:59,793 --> 00:39:01,447 Ah! 702 00:39:01,621 --> 00:39:02,491 Motherfucker! 703 00:39:05,451 --> 00:39:06,800 Ah! 704 00:39:06,974 --> 00:39:08,932 Did I get him? 705 00:39:09,106 --> 00:39:10,107 - Uh-- - Did I get him? 706 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:11,500 Yeah. Yeah. No. 707 00:39:17,637 --> 00:39:19,508 Ah! My ear! 708 00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,336 Mike, my ear! 709 00:39:24,121 --> 00:39:25,296 Get down! 710 00:39:30,519 --> 00:39:31,477 Fuck! 711 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,222 Get behind me! 712 00:39:39,659 --> 00:39:40,616 Go! Go! Go! 713 00:39:43,227 --> 00:39:44,011 You too! Come on! 714 00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,288 Move! Move! 715 00:40:00,462 --> 00:40:01,332 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 716 00:40:01,507 --> 00:40:02,508 Stop! 717 00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:07,121 I shot Terry. 718 00:40:08,383 --> 00:40:10,864 It's fine, alright? Just... Just help me with my ear. 719 00:40:11,038 --> 00:40:12,561 You think they can put it back on? 720 00:40:12,735 --> 00:40:14,302 - Okay. Oh, that's bad. -I need more snow. 721 00:40:14,476 --> 00:40:17,392 Oh, that's bad. Really bad. 722 00:40:17,566 --> 00:40:19,307 Is this some kind of setup? Are you guys in on this? 723 00:40:19,481 --> 00:40:22,049 No! We're just-- Shooting at us I get. 724 00:40:22,223 --> 00:40:24,138 It's fair. We're robbing the bank. 725 00:40:24,312 --> 00:40:25,400 But you're the sheriff. 726 00:40:25,574 --> 00:40:26,575 Why are they shooting at you? 727 00:40:26,749 --> 00:40:27,750 I'm at a loss. 728 00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:28,882 But you're the sheriff! 729 00:40:29,056 --> 00:40:30,449 I'm the goddamn substitute. 730 00:40:30,623 --> 00:40:31,798 - What, man? - What? 731 00:40:31,972 --> 00:40:32,929 What are you talking about, man? 732 00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:34,409 - Hey! - Okay! 733 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:36,280 - I'm sorry! - What's going on? 734 00:40:38,587 --> 00:40:40,067 Why didn't you guys just take the till? 735 00:40:40,241 --> 00:40:41,590 When you asked about the vault, they... they... 736 00:40:41,764 --> 00:40:43,070 What about the vault? 737 00:40:45,768 --> 00:40:47,509 Don't make me ask twice. 738 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,040 Holy shit. 739 00:41:01,131 --> 00:41:03,873 Yeah. We weren't after this. 740 00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:06,223 - What is this? - Oh. 741 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,008 Oh, come on. 742 00:41:09,575 --> 00:41:11,141 Hey! Come back here! 743 00:41:11,315 --> 00:41:12,229 Where you going? 744 00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:14,493 Calm the fuck down! 745 00:41:15,798 --> 00:41:17,365 Be cool, man. Just chill. Chill. 746 00:41:17,539 --> 00:41:19,149 We're beyond chill, mother-- 747 00:41:19,323 --> 00:41:20,716 Ah! 748 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:23,110 Oh. 749 00:41:36,645 --> 00:41:37,820 Okay. We gotta put pressure on it. 750 00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:39,518 Ready? One, two, three. 751 00:41:39,692 --> 00:41:41,520 - Oh, yeah. - I know. I'm sorry. 752 00:41:41,694 --> 00:41:42,521 That stings. 753 00:41:56,622 --> 00:41:57,971 Mike, is that you? 754 00:41:58,145 --> 00:41:59,363 I can hear your jacket! 755 00:41:59,538 --> 00:42:00,539 No, boss! 756 00:42:09,025 --> 00:42:10,026 Go around! 757 00:42:10,549 --> 00:42:12,551 Please, get us out of here. 758 00:42:13,813 --> 00:42:15,292 Oh. 759 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:16,816 - What's happening? -Heck if I know. 760 00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,295 It's Lori, right? 761 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:20,036 Yeah. This is Keith. 762 00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:21,342 That's Ulysses. 763 00:42:22,212 --> 00:42:25,564 Oh, hey. Did you ever get dog food for Olive? 764 00:42:25,738 --> 00:42:27,870 - Yeah, I did. -Good. 765 00:42:28,044 --> 00:42:29,350 What is going on here? 766 00:42:30,003 --> 00:42:31,700 I don't know what the hell this is, 767 00:42:32,571 --> 00:42:36,096 but they shot at me and you didn't, 768 00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:39,055 so the way I see it, this fucked-up little trio of ours, 769 00:42:39,229 --> 00:42:40,883 we're a team. You good with that? 770 00:42:41,057 --> 00:42:42,102 Yes, sir. 771 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:45,105 Yes, sir. 772 00:42:46,585 --> 00:42:47,716 How you feeling? 773 00:42:48,064 --> 00:42:49,849 Yeah, about as good as I look. 774 00:42:50,023 --> 00:42:51,851 So worse than I thought, then. 775 00:42:54,854 --> 00:42:56,682 I'll buy us some time. 776 00:42:57,334 --> 00:42:58,466 Time for what? 777 00:42:59,336 --> 00:43:00,337 I'm working on that. 778 00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:02,513 See what's inside those crates. 779 00:43:03,732 --> 00:43:06,866 - Why? - Because they look military, 780 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,389 and we look outgunned. 781 00:43:16,571 --> 00:43:18,486 Deputy Blaine? You still with us? 782 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:20,793 Yeah. Luckily for you, he is. 783 00:43:21,402 --> 00:43:23,709 You managed to shoot his ear off, I'll tell you. 784 00:43:23,883 --> 00:43:24,927 Mayor. 785 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:26,581 Yeah. Sheriff... 786 00:43:28,017 --> 00:43:29,018 Sheriff? 787 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:31,586 He hung up on me. 788 00:43:32,369 --> 00:43:33,719 The fucker hung up on me. 789 00:43:34,763 --> 00:43:36,330 No, no, no. Lower your guns. 790 00:43:36,504 --> 00:43:38,724 My bad. My bad. Bars. 791 00:43:40,247 --> 00:43:41,640 All right. Here. I got him. I got him. 792 00:43:41,814 --> 00:43:42,771 You were saying? 793 00:43:42,945 --> 00:43:44,425 Yeah. I was saying 794 00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:48,429 that I asked my deputy to shoot you clean through, 795 00:43:48,603 --> 00:43:52,259 but I guess, like, a small request is too much for him. 796 00:43:52,433 --> 00:43:54,435 What are you, blind? 797 00:43:54,609 --> 00:43:56,263 Sorry. Snow got into my eye, 798 00:43:56,437 --> 00:43:58,265 so I had to close it and... and... 799 00:43:58,439 --> 00:43:59,527 You what? 800 00:43:59,701 --> 00:44:01,050 I've seen what's in the vault. 801 00:44:01,224 --> 00:44:03,487 Who's in on this? 802 00:44:03,662 --> 00:44:06,055 Is it you and Blaine or the whole department? 803 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:11,278 Son, I have got the whole town at my back. 804 00:44:12,671 --> 00:44:15,804 Let me explain. You're just one cop. 805 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:20,069 We're Normal, population 1,890. 806 00:44:24,421 --> 00:44:25,814 What's it all about, Mayor? 807 00:44:26,641 --> 00:44:28,295 What's this all about? 808 00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:31,820 You know, main streets like ours... 809 00:44:33,387 --> 00:44:36,782 they are like strewn corpses across America, 810 00:44:36,956 --> 00:44:39,045 holding on by a thread, 811 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:42,135 hoping they can keep a dialysis center open 812 00:44:42,309 --> 00:44:43,789 or a little thrift shop 813 00:44:43,963 --> 00:44:46,879 or an antique store with no antiques. 814 00:44:47,053 --> 00:44:50,012 They've been plundered by banks and conglomerates. 815 00:44:50,186 --> 00:44:52,275 So when the Yakuza came 816 00:44:52,449 --> 00:44:53,668 and said they want to make a deal-- 817 00:44:53,842 --> 00:44:55,539 With the Yakuza? 818 00:44:55,714 --> 00:44:56,845 Trust me. 819 00:44:57,019 --> 00:44:58,455 They're a thing. 820 00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:00,544 They make a lot of money in America. 821 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,329 They can't ship it all home. 822 00:45:02,503 --> 00:45:03,983 So when they asked us to hold 823 00:45:04,157 --> 00:45:06,115 a portion of their illicit US profits-- 824 00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:07,856 for a percentage, mind-- 825 00:45:08,030 --> 00:45:10,293 I said, "Sure. We'll take it." 826 00:45:10,467 --> 00:45:12,643 And the whole town sold its soul. 827 00:45:12,818 --> 00:45:14,210 Not the whole town. 828 00:45:14,384 --> 00:45:16,735 There was some negative Nancys. 829 00:45:17,823 --> 00:45:21,000 But I took care of them, trust me. 830 00:45:23,002 --> 00:45:24,394 And, uh... 831 00:45:24,568 --> 00:45:26,788 me having seen what I've seen, 832 00:45:26,962 --> 00:45:29,530 I guess there's no way out of this for me alive. 833 00:45:29,704 --> 00:45:32,533 You know, there's a way. You want a deal? 834 00:45:32,707 --> 00:45:34,753 What kind of deal? 835 00:45:34,927 --> 00:45:37,886 You put a bullet in the head of those two assholes 836 00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:39,714 that started this trouble, 837 00:45:40,584 --> 00:45:41,760 the blood on your hands 838 00:45:41,934 --> 00:45:43,849 is insurance enough for me. 839 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,981 What do you say? 840 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,861 All right, now, he hung up on me. 841 00:45:56,035 --> 00:45:58,907 Now, he hung up on me! Guns up! 842 00:45:59,081 --> 00:46:00,866 All right, here we go, here we go. 843 00:46:03,216 --> 00:46:04,260 What'd you find? 844 00:46:05,914 --> 00:46:07,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 845 00:46:08,047 --> 00:46:10,571 There it is. 846 00:46:13,095 --> 00:46:14,705 It's so beautiful. 847 00:46:16,403 --> 00:46:18,971 There goes the substation at Brandon! 848 00:46:19,145 --> 00:46:21,582 Storm must have knocked the power out. 849 00:46:21,756 --> 00:46:23,236 Oh, darn. 850 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:26,848 Hello? 851 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,894 Let me out! 852 00:46:37,598 --> 00:46:38,947 I think this is a good omen, right? 853 00:46:44,997 --> 00:46:47,956 - Jesus. - That's not where I was aiming. 854 00:46:48,478 --> 00:46:50,219 Let's go. 855 00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:52,831 I think I can see someone. 856 00:47:11,937 --> 00:47:13,112 Give me that. 857 00:47:27,082 --> 00:47:29,258 - police officer: Holy shit! - Fuck this! 858 00:47:30,303 --> 00:47:31,739 Fuck this town! 859 00:47:31,913 --> 00:47:33,741 -Calm down, Tom. - I am outta here! 860 00:47:38,224 --> 00:47:41,009 - Anyone else? -No, no, no, no. 861 00:47:42,010 --> 00:47:43,446 We're all good, Joe. We're all good. 862 00:47:44,230 --> 00:47:46,710 - Where did they go? - Oh, hey, Mr. Joe. 863 00:47:46,885 --> 00:47:48,321 Where did they go? 864 00:47:48,495 --> 00:47:50,323 They headed down, back towards Main Street. 865 00:47:51,367 --> 00:47:52,847 You touch the base with Oyabun? 866 00:47:53,717 --> 00:47:54,849 Which means? 867 00:47:55,328 --> 00:47:57,025 There's no way to get a hold of him. 868 00:47:57,199 --> 00:48:00,855 For all he knows, his piggy bank was raided. 869 00:48:01,334 --> 00:48:03,162 Oyabun is coming. 870 00:48:05,686 --> 00:48:06,730 No answer. 871 00:48:07,557 --> 00:48:08,994 What the fuck? 872 00:48:10,691 --> 00:48:13,259 Okay, you sons of bitches! We fly tonight! 873 00:48:20,179 --> 00:48:21,354 Go! Go! 874 00:48:23,965 --> 00:48:26,359 Shit. I'm out. Get off the street. 875 00:48:26,533 --> 00:48:28,230 We're sitting ducks out here. Keep moving. 876 00:48:28,404 --> 00:48:30,450 - Hey, freeze! -Oh, shit! 877 00:48:31,886 --> 00:48:34,062 Oh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just... 878 00:48:34,236 --> 00:48:35,934 Get inside! Get inside! 879 00:48:36,108 --> 00:48:37,979 -Drop it now! -Don't shoot! 880 00:48:39,894 --> 00:48:41,940 Stand down! 881 00:48:43,115 --> 00:48:44,768 Oh! Okay! 882 00:48:44,943 --> 00:48:46,727 - Oh, God! - Come on, baby. 883 00:48:46,901 --> 00:48:48,859 I thought this was a normal town, 884 00:48:49,034 --> 00:48:50,209 but this is not normal. 885 00:48:52,254 --> 00:48:53,734 Stop shooting! 886 00:48:54,953 --> 00:48:57,042 God damn it! 887 00:48:57,216 --> 00:48:58,565 Are both your wounds okay? 888 00:48:58,739 --> 00:49:00,175 Yeah. 889 00:49:00,349 --> 00:49:03,222 I think I heard something. Hold on. Hold on. 890 00:49:04,353 --> 00:49:05,354 Come on. 891 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:10,403 Hello? 892 00:49:12,274 --> 00:49:14,537 How is he? 893 00:49:14,711 --> 00:49:17,062 Not good. I think there's someone in here. 894 00:49:17,236 --> 00:49:18,280 Mary Beth: Hello? 895 00:49:19,325 --> 00:49:20,630 -Mary Beth. - Oh, my God. What happened? 896 00:49:20,804 --> 00:49:22,415 Have you got a first-aid kit? 897 00:49:22,589 --> 00:49:23,982 Yeah, in my stock room. 898 00:49:24,156 --> 00:49:26,723 Is that radio working? How is that on? 899 00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:28,551 Uh, battery operated. 900 00:49:28,725 --> 00:49:30,945 You said this is a CB radio, too, right? 901 00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:32,425 Where's the mic on this thing? 902 00:49:32,599 --> 00:49:34,122 Hey, Knitting Needle, 903 00:49:34,296 --> 00:49:36,255 if you see the sheriff, you stop him. He knows. 904 00:49:36,429 --> 00:49:37,996 Shit! 905 00:49:49,007 --> 00:49:50,617 Calm down, Mary Beth! 906 00:49:52,445 --> 00:49:54,055 We don't wanna hurt you! 907 00:49:54,229 --> 00:49:58,277 Mary Beth: Sure, you don't. I wasn't born yesterday! 908 00:50:16,382 --> 00:50:20,821 Mary Beth: Oh, no, my shop! Goddamn tourists. 909 00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:24,564 Ain't got no fucking respect. 910 00:50:25,782 --> 00:50:26,870 Okay. 911 00:50:36,489 --> 00:50:38,012 - Ha! -Hey, Mary Beth! 912 00:50:42,843 --> 00:50:46,151 Let me go, you fucker! 913 00:50:50,068 --> 00:50:51,504 Suck on this! 914 00:50:59,033 --> 00:51:01,601 Oh, God. Sorry, lady. 915 00:51:12,699 --> 00:51:14,266 Let there be light. 916 00:51:17,965 --> 00:51:22,578 You don't understand. Oyabun will have us all killed. 917 00:51:22,752 --> 00:51:25,668 Kenny will help us out. We'll get nice and warm inside. 918 00:51:25,842 --> 00:51:28,715 Come on! Regroup and rearm. 919 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,807 ♪ Mm, mm, mm-hmm ♪ 920 00:51:35,069 --> 00:51:36,592 Dr. Velie: In here, Deputy Blaine. 921 00:51:38,594 --> 00:51:39,987 -Evening, everybody. -Oh, hey, Kenny. 922 00:51:40,161 --> 00:51:41,423 Kenny, I'm gonna need your medical kit. 923 00:51:41,597 --> 00:51:42,772 On it, Doc. 924 00:51:42,946 --> 00:51:44,470 Kenny, we're gonna need some more ammo. 925 00:51:44,644 --> 00:51:45,949 Help yourself. You know where to find it. 926 00:51:46,124 --> 00:51:48,300 Dr. Velie: Ice for this severed ear, Kenny! 927 00:51:48,474 --> 00:51:50,737 So, what's with all this nighttime commotion? 928 00:51:50,911 --> 00:51:52,913 Uh, you know, a pair of bank robbers, 929 00:51:53,087 --> 00:51:54,915 they decided to team up with the sheriff 930 00:51:55,089 --> 00:51:57,396 after they discovered the Yakuza gold in our vault. 931 00:51:58,310 --> 00:52:00,007 And they blew up the mayor, Kenny. 932 00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:03,228 He's on my face. It was really gross. 933 00:52:03,402 --> 00:52:04,446 Oh, shit. 934 00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:07,101 Oyabun is coming to kill us all. 935 00:52:08,363 --> 00:52:11,845 You have your devil. We have our Akuma. 936 00:52:12,411 --> 00:52:14,108 Both fear Oyabun. 937 00:52:14,630 --> 00:52:18,547 Look, the way I figure it, with the power down, 938 00:52:18,939 --> 00:52:20,288 they can't get the word out. 939 00:52:20,462 --> 00:52:22,290 And with the storm being what it is, 940 00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:25,293 they're stuck here with us. 941 00:52:26,338 --> 00:52:28,775 And you know, better to be the hunter... 942 00:52:29,993 --> 00:52:30,994 than the hunted. 943 00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:32,909 Right? 944 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,650 - Yeah. - Yes. 945 00:52:34,824 --> 00:52:36,217 So, who's up for an affogato? 946 00:52:37,262 --> 00:52:38,088 On the house. 947 00:52:38,263 --> 00:52:39,960 - Yeah. - Yeah. 948 00:52:40,482 --> 00:52:41,788 Open that. 949 00:52:41,962 --> 00:52:44,965 Oh, damn. Oh, God. Gimme some tape. 950 00:52:45,139 --> 00:52:46,314 Where's Olive? 951 00:52:46,488 --> 00:52:47,533 She's in the car, sweetheart. 952 00:52:47,837 --> 00:52:49,187 We left the heater on, remember? 953 00:52:50,144 --> 00:52:53,495 So, it's just us three versus this entire whack-ass town? 954 00:52:53,669 --> 00:52:55,410 Well, usually, when you rob a bank, 955 00:52:55,584 --> 00:52:57,151 there are consequences. 956 00:52:57,325 --> 00:52:59,197 Although this, this is a new one. 957 00:53:00,763 --> 00:53:02,200 We just wanted something. 958 00:53:02,678 --> 00:53:04,637 If we get through whatever the fuck this is, 959 00:53:04,811 --> 00:53:06,334 that'll be something. 960 00:53:07,030 --> 00:53:09,511 Okay. What's the plan? 961 00:53:09,990 --> 00:53:12,340 We're gonna go to the police station. 962 00:53:12,514 --> 00:53:15,648 They got a snowplow there. We'll get the fuck out of Dodge. 963 00:53:15,822 --> 00:53:18,607 Okay. I can drive a snowplow. 964 00:53:18,781 --> 00:53:20,392 Then you're the man. 965 00:53:20,566 --> 00:53:22,002 - Let's go. Let's go. -Okay. 966 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:26,224 Come on, Mr. Plow. 967 00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:40,063 Go! Go! 968 00:53:40,890 --> 00:53:43,937 I'm okay. He hit the vest! Get out of here! 969 00:53:44,111 --> 00:53:45,678 We'll meet at the police station! 970 00:53:46,722 --> 00:53:47,680 Stop! 971 00:53:49,334 --> 00:53:51,205 Lookie what I hooked. 972 00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,654 Hello, Sheriff. Eat bar! 973 00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,727 You're a slippery little fishy, ain't ya? 974 00:54:40,733 --> 00:54:42,387 God damn it! Stay down! 975 00:54:46,739 --> 00:54:49,872 - What the hell, man? - What is wrong with you people? 976 00:54:50,046 --> 00:54:51,570 We looked you up and we chose you 977 00:54:51,744 --> 00:54:54,224 because of your reputation for not giving a shit. 978 00:54:54,399 --> 00:54:56,314 Why'd you decide to start now? 979 00:54:57,227 --> 00:54:58,577 I'm not myself lately. 980 00:55:13,809 --> 00:55:15,594 God damn. 981 00:55:16,638 --> 00:55:18,118 God... 982 00:55:34,090 --> 00:55:37,267 Heh. Old-fashioned stump removers. 983 00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:46,276 I'm out. 984 00:55:46,451 --> 00:55:47,452 - Huh? - I don't have anymore. 985 00:55:57,113 --> 00:55:59,420 Was that a mailman? What? 986 00:56:01,988 --> 00:56:03,598 You stole a gold brick? 987 00:56:05,034 --> 00:56:06,122 Of course I did. 988 00:56:51,298 --> 00:56:54,344 Physics, bitch. 989 00:56:58,566 --> 00:56:59,828 Is he okay? 990 00:57:00,002 --> 00:57:02,048 Um, no. 991 00:57:02,527 --> 00:57:05,268 Go! Go! 992 00:57:06,182 --> 00:57:07,183 Go! 993 00:57:09,534 --> 00:57:11,274 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 994 00:57:18,586 --> 00:57:19,892 They murdered James. 995 00:57:21,546 --> 00:57:23,025 They murdered our mailman. 996 00:57:24,766 --> 00:57:26,246 Oh, what fresh hell is this? 997 00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:28,117 Whoa, be careful with that, Father. 998 00:57:28,291 --> 00:57:30,685 It's only a flare. 999 00:57:32,644 --> 00:57:34,994 Hey, there's another one. It's okay. 1000 00:57:40,782 --> 00:57:41,827 Clayton! 1001 00:57:43,089 --> 00:57:44,569 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 1002 00:57:44,743 --> 00:57:45,918 - Mike! -I got it, Blaine! 1003 00:57:46,092 --> 00:57:47,310 - I got it! I got it. - Mike... 1004 00:57:47,485 --> 00:57:48,747 What are you doing, Mike? 1005 00:57:48,921 --> 00:57:50,531 God's sakes. 1006 00:57:54,056 --> 00:57:57,277 See that, Blaine? I'm a hero. 1007 00:58:01,063 --> 00:58:02,195 Mike! 1008 00:58:03,065 --> 00:58:04,240 Oh, he's gone. 1009 00:58:09,419 --> 00:58:10,595 Yeah, no thank you. 1010 00:58:41,190 --> 00:58:43,236 Ten fucking hours... 1011 00:58:45,455 --> 00:58:46,587 My ass aches. 1012 00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:12,831 I thought you knew how to drive one of these. 1013 00:59:13,005 --> 00:59:16,704 Yeah, I do. But, you know, I do. 1014 00:59:17,531 --> 00:59:18,967 I... I did. 1015 00:59:19,141 --> 00:59:20,839 It's just-- it's just... 1016 00:59:24,407 --> 00:59:26,192 Remember when you said you could drive a train? 1017 00:59:26,366 --> 00:59:27,802 And that was bullshit, too. 1018 00:59:29,325 --> 00:59:31,066 Yeah. 1019 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,198 - See? - Yeah. 1020 00:59:32,372 --> 00:59:33,678 Yeah. 1021 00:59:35,244 --> 00:59:37,986 It's the matter of going forwards, right? 1022 00:59:38,683 --> 00:59:40,206 Give me that. 1023 00:59:41,729 --> 00:59:44,166 You're spoiling everything. 1024 00:59:46,647 --> 00:59:48,388 Oh no. 1025 00:59:48,562 --> 00:59:50,042 Help! Sheriff, help! 1026 01:00:00,443 --> 01:00:01,227 Hey. 1027 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,882 Oh, my bad. 1028 01:00:04,186 --> 01:00:07,233 I should have knocked. Can you drive this thing? 1029 01:00:07,407 --> 01:00:09,452 Yeah, I think so. 1030 01:00:09,627 --> 01:00:11,324 Okay, well, get to a hospital. 1031 01:00:11,498 --> 01:00:14,196 - You're not coming with us? - No, I'm sticking around. 1032 01:00:15,110 --> 01:00:18,244 I'm tired of running away from every goddamn thing. 1033 01:00:18,679 --> 01:00:21,029 And you consider this your second chance. 1034 01:00:21,203 --> 01:00:23,336 You take that gold brick, eh? 1035 01:00:24,511 --> 01:00:26,513 And go build something good out of it. 1036 01:00:27,122 --> 01:00:28,558 Take care of yourselves. 1037 01:00:42,224 --> 01:00:43,356 Go. 1038 01:00:47,316 --> 01:00:49,362 How do we even sell a gold brick? 1039 01:00:49,928 --> 01:00:51,277 Break it in half? 1040 01:00:51,451 --> 01:00:53,801 Well, haven't thought that far ahead. 1041 01:01:01,635 --> 01:01:03,289 Damn it. Where could they have gone? 1042 01:01:03,463 --> 01:01:04,812 It's a small town. 1043 01:01:04,986 --> 01:01:06,466 Hey. 1044 01:01:07,772 --> 01:01:09,295 That's our plow. 1045 01:01:09,643 --> 01:01:11,558 Dr. Velie: That ain't Ulysses. He ain't the running type. 1046 01:01:11,732 --> 01:01:13,734 Well, where's he gonna hide? 1047 01:01:13,908 --> 01:01:16,476 - Police station. - Let's get him. 1048 01:01:30,098 --> 01:01:31,665 - Whoa! Jeez! -Stop! Stop! 1049 01:01:31,839 --> 01:01:32,927 There's Olive. 1050 01:01:38,063 --> 01:01:40,108 Hey, sweet girl. 1051 01:01:40,282 --> 01:01:42,807 Good girl. Come on. 1052 01:01:45,723 --> 01:01:46,811 Let's go. 1053 01:01:57,038 --> 01:01:58,953 Let's go home. 1054 01:01:59,127 --> 01:02:02,087 Yeah, Olive. Fuck this place. 1055 01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:30,724 Moira. 1056 01:02:33,553 --> 01:02:34,554 Hey, lawman. 1057 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:38,036 You don't-- 1058 01:02:38,427 --> 01:02:40,778 you don't happen to have a drink on you, do you? 1059 01:02:41,604 --> 01:02:45,043 Now, what kind of bartender would I be... if I didn't? 1060 01:02:47,045 --> 01:02:49,221 Let's trade. 1061 01:02:53,399 --> 01:02:55,183 Uh-uh, fucking slowly. 1062 01:03:14,072 --> 01:03:16,248 Well, drink up... 1063 01:03:18,554 --> 01:03:20,774 so, we can all clean up this mess you made 1064 01:03:20,948 --> 01:03:24,256 before the Yakuza turn up and kill every single one of us. 1065 01:03:24,430 --> 01:03:25,648 You, too, huh? 1066 01:03:26,388 --> 01:03:28,826 Just doing what I need to to survive. 1067 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,349 At what cost? 1068 01:03:31,611 --> 01:03:33,265 My soul. 1069 01:03:34,832 --> 01:03:36,398 Although, they're cheap nowadays. 1070 01:03:36,572 --> 01:03:38,531 Hell, you sold yours, didn't you? 1071 01:03:39,401 --> 01:03:40,925 I didn't sell mine. 1072 01:03:42,927 --> 01:03:44,058 I lost it. 1073 01:03:46,452 --> 01:03:47,583 How did you know? 1074 01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:49,629 Bartenders hear a lot of bullshit. 1075 01:03:51,805 --> 01:03:54,242 You get really good at sniffing out the lies. 1076 01:03:55,896 --> 01:04:00,074 Your story was true right until the end, am I right? 1077 01:04:04,296 --> 01:04:06,211 The girl didn't kill her dad. 1078 01:04:07,865 --> 01:04:08,909 You did. 1079 01:04:14,697 --> 01:04:15,873 I shot him... 1080 01:04:18,049 --> 01:04:20,703 right between the eyes for what he'd done. 1081 01:04:25,012 --> 01:04:26,492 I figured it was justice. 1082 01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:30,322 Now, I don't know. 1083 01:04:31,323 --> 01:04:34,021 I've been avoiding making any choices since then, 1084 01:04:35,022 --> 01:04:38,156 just watching life from the sidelines. 1085 01:04:38,852 --> 01:04:40,419 That's my truth. 1086 01:04:41,463 --> 01:04:44,553 Now, you go. What happened to Gunderson? 1087 01:04:44,727 --> 01:04:46,120 I already told mine. 1088 01:04:46,294 --> 01:04:47,687 Me, fish? Fuck no. 1089 01:04:48,644 --> 01:04:50,255 Probably the only one in town who don't. 1090 01:04:51,865 --> 01:04:54,346 Gunderson, he had a fishing pole in one hand, 1091 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,305 like this one, and an auger in the other. 1092 01:04:57,958 --> 01:05:00,265 So, my guess is he thought he was going ice fishing. 1093 01:05:01,222 --> 01:05:03,485 Who the fuck goes ice fishing with a fly rod? 1094 01:05:03,659 --> 01:05:05,139 No one. 1095 01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:09,100 I lied. I killed him. 1096 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:11,711 Because he wanted a bigger cut of the deal? 1097 01:05:11,885 --> 01:05:15,236 Because he wanted out of the job, of... 1098 01:05:15,410 --> 01:05:18,979 ...the town, the arrangement. 1099 01:05:19,327 --> 01:05:20,328 Why? 1100 01:05:22,069 --> 01:05:23,201 Missed his kid. 1101 01:05:24,115 --> 01:05:25,855 This town made him choose. 1102 01:05:26,726 --> 01:05:29,555 It's a small town in every way, you know, 1103 01:05:30,251 --> 01:05:33,037 - small-minded. - Yeah, I get that. 1104 01:05:34,734 --> 01:05:37,780 - And no one gets out. - Not even him. 1105 01:05:39,217 --> 01:05:41,001 So, you got him drunk and... 1106 01:05:42,568 --> 01:05:43,830 walked him out and... 1107 01:05:44,004 --> 01:05:45,745 Watched him freeze to death... 1108 01:05:46,964 --> 01:05:50,184 which takes longer than you'd think. 1109 01:05:50,924 --> 01:05:54,754 Unless you're wet, which he was, because I poured water on him. 1110 01:05:56,016 --> 01:05:58,105 But I learned something about myself that night. 1111 01:05:59,367 --> 01:06:01,108 What's that? 1112 01:06:01,282 --> 01:06:02,936 That I can do what needs to be done. 1113 01:06:04,198 --> 01:06:07,245 - What happened to you? - Nothing I didn't choose. 1114 01:06:10,030 --> 01:06:11,989 Like I said, that's a cool belt. 1115 01:06:19,997 --> 01:06:21,607 What the fuck, Sheriff? 1116 01:06:22,825 --> 01:06:23,957 Tell me about it. 1117 01:06:25,872 --> 01:06:27,961 I think he would have wanted you to have this, 1118 01:06:28,135 --> 01:06:30,094 especially in light of current events. 1119 01:06:35,273 --> 01:06:37,014 Let's go, Deputy. 1120 01:06:37,971 --> 01:06:40,278 This shit storm is only gonna get worse. 1121 01:06:53,204 --> 01:06:54,161 Whoa! 1122 01:07:00,472 --> 01:07:01,560 Hey, Blaine. 1123 01:07:02,822 --> 01:07:04,650 Light 'em up! 1124 01:07:08,088 --> 01:07:09,437 Bulletproof, motherfuckers. 1125 01:07:17,619 --> 01:07:18,490 Whoa! 1126 01:07:23,843 --> 01:07:25,801 Hey, Blaine! 1127 01:07:27,673 --> 01:07:29,544 - Yeah, Joe? - Damn it. 1128 01:07:30,197 --> 01:07:32,286 Did we leave anyone back at the bank? 1129 01:07:33,592 --> 01:07:34,636 No, Joe. 1130 01:07:35,898 --> 01:07:36,986 And the vault? 1131 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:39,032 Yeah, Joe? 1132 01:07:40,512 --> 01:07:43,689 Is it... still open? 1133 01:08:12,109 --> 01:08:13,327 Yoo-hoo! 1134 01:08:13,501 --> 01:08:14,937 Answer the phone. 1135 01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:21,553 My deputy is currently securing the contents of your vault. 1136 01:08:27,515 --> 01:08:28,560 Securing? 1137 01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:32,303 Bricks of C4 have been planted 1138 01:08:32,607 --> 01:08:37,395 in and amongst the Yakuza's physical deposits, as it were. 1139 01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:44,402 So, to sum up, if I die, it all goes boom. 1140 01:08:44,924 --> 01:08:46,447 And if it goes boom, 1141 01:08:46,621 --> 01:08:50,016 well, them being the Yakuza and all, 1142 01:08:50,756 --> 01:08:52,932 I don't think it ends real well for you. 1143 01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:56,240 If we don't finish this here and now, 1144 01:08:56,414 --> 01:08:57,632 the Yakuza will hunt down 1145 01:08:57,806 --> 01:09:00,374 and kill each and every one of us, 1146 01:09:01,158 --> 01:09:02,507 me included. 1147 01:09:04,596 --> 01:09:06,511 But wait, there's more. 1148 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,949 I've got a proposal. 1149 01:09:13,126 --> 01:09:14,823 We tidy up the bank, 1150 01:09:14,997 --> 01:09:18,436 make it look like an accident, like nothing bad happened. 1151 01:09:19,611 --> 01:09:22,179 Just another Saturday. 1152 01:09:23,267 --> 01:09:24,224 Mm. 1153 01:09:24,964 --> 01:09:28,315 Kenny, you say this is Belgian chocolate? 1154 01:09:28,489 --> 01:09:29,621 French. 1155 01:09:29,795 --> 01:09:32,537 Mm. Same difference, you know. 1156 01:09:34,756 --> 01:09:37,150 So, that's your plan? 1157 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,108 That's it. 1158 01:09:41,067 --> 01:09:42,677 Just make it seem like any other day. 1159 01:09:42,851 --> 01:09:44,113 Basically, yeah. 1160 01:09:45,158 --> 01:09:49,206 The Yakuza show up, their treasure is untouched. 1161 01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:52,687 Nothing more than a car accident that set off the alarm. 1162 01:09:52,861 --> 01:09:55,647 Life in Normal is normal, calm. 1163 01:09:57,126 --> 01:10:00,434 Calm... cleans messy. 1164 01:10:01,174 --> 01:10:02,306 That's right. 1165 01:10:03,263 --> 01:10:07,833 Why don't I just kill you right now? 1166 01:10:10,227 --> 01:10:12,316 The only thing your boss is gonna give a shit about 1167 01:10:12,490 --> 01:10:13,795 is that you messed up. 1168 01:10:15,406 --> 01:10:18,235 I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us. 1169 01:10:19,714 --> 01:10:23,022 You make us look good, we'll make you look good. 1170 01:10:24,110 --> 01:10:25,503 And maybe you get to keep the rest 1171 01:10:25,677 --> 01:10:27,244 of your goddamn fingers. 1172 01:10:31,552 --> 01:10:35,426 I'm sorry that I, uh... killed your mayor. 1173 01:10:35,904 --> 01:10:37,515 I know you liked him a lot. 1174 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:41,083 Though, he did seem a bit of an a-hole. 1175 01:10:44,696 --> 01:10:45,653 Okay. 1176 01:10:47,394 --> 01:10:48,830 What do you say? 1177 01:10:50,267 --> 01:10:54,401 Well, it... isn't much of a plan. 1178 01:10:54,923 --> 01:10:59,276 Well, I'm not much of a sheriff, but I'm all you've got. 1179 01:11:06,152 --> 01:11:08,546 Hey, Alex. 1180 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:10,417 Let's a put on a show. 1181 01:11:11,679 --> 01:11:13,551 I'm kind of liking... 1182 01:11:14,987 --> 01:11:15,988 Deputy. 1183 01:11:22,037 --> 01:11:22,995 Fuck yeah. 1184 01:11:24,823 --> 01:11:26,738 Come on, people! This is the new Normal! 1185 01:11:26,912 --> 01:11:28,653 It's gotta seem like an accident! 1186 01:11:28,827 --> 01:11:31,220 Like there wasn't a massacre here, you know? 1187 01:11:31,395 --> 01:11:33,266 Bring it in! Bring it in! 1188 01:11:34,093 --> 01:11:35,747 Look for loose limbs! 1189 01:11:36,748 --> 01:11:38,880 Watch for blood splotches. 1190 01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:40,926 Cover 'em up. 1191 01:11:42,057 --> 01:11:45,104 Winter wonderland! Let's go for it, folks. 1192 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,933 Make it nice for our guests. 1193 01:11:48,934 --> 01:11:50,065 Let's bring it around. 1194 01:11:50,675 --> 01:11:54,287 Down there, look for any loose entrails. 1195 01:12:18,224 --> 01:12:19,443 Swear to God, 1196 01:12:19,617 --> 01:12:23,011 I had no idea about killing Gunderson. 1197 01:12:23,185 --> 01:12:24,491 You believed that bullshit 1198 01:12:24,665 --> 01:12:26,058 about the fishing rod? 1199 01:12:26,232 --> 01:12:27,799 Sorry, I'm not much of a fisherman, 1200 01:12:27,973 --> 01:12:29,366 but, yeah, I get your point. 1201 01:12:29,670 --> 01:12:31,933 And you tried to shoot me. 1202 01:12:32,107 --> 01:12:34,632 Yeah, I did shoot you, but I didn't kill you. 1203 01:12:34,806 --> 01:12:36,677 That's the important thing. 1204 01:12:37,243 --> 01:12:39,332 We're here together, both of us... 1205 01:12:41,465 --> 01:12:42,466 alive. 1206 01:12:44,772 --> 01:12:45,860 Do you, uh... 1207 01:12:46,383 --> 01:12:48,167 Do you really think this is gonna work? 1208 01:12:50,474 --> 01:12:51,736 You a betting man? 1209 01:12:52,693 --> 01:12:54,478 To my own detriment, to be sure. 1210 01:12:57,132 --> 01:13:00,179 I'd put a Benji on the lay. 1211 01:13:01,702 --> 01:13:04,183 Wait a minute. You're-- You're betting against us? 1212 01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:10,276 Oof. We're fucked, huh? 1213 01:13:11,843 --> 01:13:14,411 Well, best get into character. 1214 01:13:27,859 --> 01:13:30,035 You got some explaining to do, don't you? 1215 01:13:30,209 --> 01:13:33,212 Yes, I have several explanations. 1216 01:13:33,386 --> 01:13:36,955 As you can s-- Can you-- Can you translate? 1217 01:13:38,913 --> 01:13:42,090 As you can see, the storm here was something else. 1218 01:13:42,264 --> 01:13:45,529 It knocked out phones, internet, cell service, hell, 1219 01:13:45,703 --> 01:13:47,400 you name it, it's down. 1220 01:13:47,574 --> 01:13:49,141 Howdy, y'all. 1221 01:13:50,272 --> 01:13:53,145 Oh, he's the interim, like I told you. 1222 01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:56,583 He don't know shit. He's, uh, not too bright. 1223 01:13:56,757 --> 01:13:58,237 Deputy Blaine, you know these folks? 1224 01:13:58,411 --> 01:13:59,934 You want to explain to them they can't come 1225 01:14:00,108 --> 01:14:02,110 tearing through our county in a convoy like this 1226 01:14:02,284 --> 01:14:04,765 without getting a greeting from the law? 1227 01:14:04,939 --> 01:14:07,899 Well, uh, this is actually Pastor Oyabun, Sheriff. 1228 01:14:08,073 --> 01:14:09,683 - Oh, a pastor. - Mm-hmm. 1229 01:14:09,857 --> 01:14:11,163 He's got a small parish 1230 01:14:11,337 --> 01:14:13,078 just over yonder down near Everton. 1231 01:14:13,252 --> 01:14:15,123 What's his denomination? 1232 01:14:15,863 --> 01:14:18,083 Protestant. Ain't that right? 1233 01:14:18,475 --> 01:14:20,607 I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about! 1234 01:14:20,781 --> 01:14:22,130 - Tell him. - He's mad. 1235 01:14:22,304 --> 01:14:23,523 We must get going. 1236 01:14:23,697 --> 01:14:25,220 What's he upset about? 1237 01:14:25,525 --> 01:14:26,831 - Bank! Bank! - I think-- 1238 01:14:27,005 --> 01:14:28,920 I think that he wants to go to the bank. 1239 01:14:29,094 --> 01:14:30,748 Are we going now or what? 1240 01:14:30,922 --> 01:14:32,271 He can't go to the bank. We've got the... 1241 01:14:32,445 --> 01:14:34,403 - Yeah, yeah, but... - There's people down. 1242 01:14:34,578 --> 01:14:36,014 - It's true that... - Hey! 1243 01:14:36,188 --> 01:14:37,711 Hey, hey. 1244 01:14:37,885 --> 01:14:40,192 - We'll make an exception. - Make an exception. 1245 01:14:40,366 --> 01:14:43,064 - We'll give you an escort. -Follow us. Let's go. 1246 01:14:43,238 --> 01:14:44,762 Let's go, hurry up. 1247 01:14:44,936 --> 01:14:46,415 You start driving. 1248 01:14:46,590 --> 01:14:48,505 Okay, Deputy Blaine, 1249 01:14:48,679 --> 01:14:51,290 let's take our guests the long way around. 1250 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,511 Give them a little more time to fix up the bank. 1251 01:14:56,817 --> 01:14:58,602 How can these assholes 1252 01:14:58,776 --> 01:15:00,734 get lost on a straight road? 1253 01:15:02,475 --> 01:15:03,607 Those aren't the best shoes. 1254 01:15:03,781 --> 01:15:05,130 Yes, sir. Right this way. 1255 01:15:05,304 --> 01:15:06,435 So, just watch your step. Come on. 1256 01:15:06,610 --> 01:15:08,133 This is it? 1257 01:15:08,307 --> 01:15:08,699 Well, it doesn't look good, 1258 01:15:08,873 --> 01:15:10,265 I know. 1259 01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:11,832 My money better be safe. 1260 01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:12,572 Careful of the snow. 1261 01:15:19,623 --> 01:15:21,189 The driver was killed on impact, 1262 01:15:21,363 --> 01:15:22,930 as was the bank manager and security guard. 1263 01:15:23,104 --> 01:15:24,323 - Where's Haru? - Killed. 1264 01:15:24,497 --> 01:15:26,064 And the vault? 1265 01:15:26,238 --> 01:15:27,848 Sheriff, you mind if I show him the vault? 1266 01:15:28,022 --> 01:15:30,416 The church has some papers in their safe deposit box. 1267 01:15:30,590 --> 01:15:33,158 - Yeah, sure, go ahead. -Good. Yeah, this way. 1268 01:15:34,202 --> 01:15:35,987 The building's in fine shape. 1269 01:15:36,161 --> 01:15:38,380 Uh, actually, it wasn't a load-bearing wall. 1270 01:15:38,555 --> 01:15:39,991 Excuse me. Uh... 1271 01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:44,212 As you can see, the vault, it's untouched. 1272 01:15:44,386 --> 01:15:46,693 Excuse me. Pristine. 1273 01:15:46,867 --> 01:15:49,174 Whoa! The church has done well, huh? 1274 01:15:54,179 --> 01:15:55,876 Pretty color, huh? 1275 01:15:56,050 --> 01:15:57,399 Now, who's hungry? 1276 01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:01,882 ♪ There's a small garage On the edge of town ♪ 1277 01:16:02,056 --> 01:16:04,711 ♪ Where the hot rods go When the sun goes down ♪ 1278 01:16:04,885 --> 01:16:06,757 ♪ The place belongs To a Mr. Jones ♪ 1279 01:16:06,931 --> 01:16:08,410 ♪ Who repairs hot rods... ♪ 1280 01:16:08,585 --> 01:16:10,499 Why did you invite them out for food? 1281 01:16:12,589 --> 01:16:15,330 I only know, like, four phrases in Japanese, and... 1282 01:16:16,462 --> 01:16:17,637 I guess I panicked. 1283 01:16:21,206 --> 01:16:23,164 Is your boss enjoying the meatloaf? 1284 01:16:25,863 --> 01:16:28,039 This is divine. 1285 01:16:30,258 --> 01:16:31,825 Your English is very good, sir. 1286 01:16:32,783 --> 01:16:34,175 I watch a lot of Friends. 1287 01:16:34,567 --> 01:16:36,308 Who's in for mimosas? 1288 01:16:36,482 --> 01:16:39,398 Should I make a toast? 1289 01:16:40,834 --> 01:16:43,663 - Don't. -Uh, excuse me. Um... 1290 01:16:45,926 --> 01:16:49,364 I, uh... I'd like to propose a toast. 1291 01:16:49,538 --> 01:16:51,628 Um... You know, I'm, uh, 1292 01:16:51,802 --> 01:16:54,631 what you might call a "people person." 1293 01:16:54,805 --> 01:16:57,895 So, this toast is to friendship. I think it's important 1294 01:16:58,069 --> 01:16:59,766 that I take credit for this event. 1295 01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:02,203 When I become the next sheriff of Normal, 1296 01:17:02,377 --> 01:17:06,077 there will be many more opportunities to come together 1297 01:17:06,251 --> 01:17:09,646 and break bread, strengthening our link. 1298 01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:14,651 And with Pastor Oyabun and his friendly, friendly, 1299 01:17:14,825 --> 01:17:19,438 um, congregation, I think this is a new chapter 1300 01:17:19,612 --> 01:17:22,833 for our town and our happy arrangement. 1301 01:17:23,007 --> 01:17:26,924 So, I'd like to say thank you for all your help 1302 01:17:27,098 --> 01:17:31,319 and to many, many more years 1303 01:17:31,493 --> 01:17:38,109 of friendly people helping other friendly people. 1304 01:17:53,951 --> 01:17:54,908 Please! 1305 01:17:58,825 --> 01:17:59,913 Oh, shit. 1306 01:18:01,741 --> 01:18:04,483 ♪ Pop, pop, peep-peep-peep ♪ 1307 01:18:04,657 --> 01:18:08,530 ♪ Pop, pop Peep, pop, pop, oh pop ♪ 1308 01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,837 ♪ Pop, pop ♪ 1309 01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:45,524 Asshole! 1310 01:18:48,919 --> 01:18:50,311 Hey! Get your hands off! 1311 01:18:51,878 --> 01:18:55,926 ♪ Everybody wants her Everybody loves her ♪ 1312 01:18:56,230 --> 01:18:59,756 ♪ Everybody wants To take your baby home ♪ 1313 01:18:59,930 --> 01:19:03,542 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1314 01:19:03,977 --> 01:19:07,720 - ♪ You watch your friends ♪ - ♪ You watch your friends ♪ 1315 01:19:08,068 --> 01:19:11,898 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1316 01:19:12,507 --> 01:19:14,161 ♪ It never ends ♪ 1317 01:19:14,335 --> 01:19:16,076 ♪ It never ends You know it never ends ♪ 1318 01:19:17,251 --> 01:19:21,429 ♪ You know that it's crazy You wanna trust her ♪ 1319 01:19:21,603 --> 01:19:25,129 ♪ Then somebody hangs up When you answer the phone ♪ 1320 01:19:25,303 --> 01:19:28,828 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1321 01:19:29,568 --> 01:19:31,178 ♪ You go it alone ♪ 1322 01:19:35,443 --> 01:19:38,620 ♪ Maybe it's just An ego problem ♪ 1323 01:19:38,795 --> 01:19:41,798 ♪ Problem is I've been Fooled before ♪ 1324 01:19:42,407 --> 01:19:47,455 ♪ By fair-weather friends And faint-hearted lovers ♪ 1325 01:19:47,847 --> 01:19:50,110 ♪ And every time it happens ♪ 1326 01:19:50,589 --> 01:19:54,898 ♪ It just convinces me more ♪ 1327 01:19:55,768 --> 01:19:59,816 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1328 01:19:59,990 --> 01:20:01,556 ♪ You watch her eyes ♪ 1329 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:03,776 ♪ Watch her eyes Baby, watch her eyes ♪ 1330 01:20:04,124 --> 01:20:08,259 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1331 01:20:08,433 --> 01:20:10,087 ♪ You look for lies ♪ 1332 01:20:10,261 --> 01:20:12,219 ♪ Keep lookin' for lies Baby, look for lies ♪ 1333 01:20:14,178 --> 01:20:17,529 ♪ Everybody tempts her Everybody tells her ♪ 1334 01:20:17,703 --> 01:20:20,880 ♪ She's the most beautiful woman They know ♪ 1335 01:20:21,054 --> 01:20:24,928 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1336 01:20:25,450 --> 01:20:27,452 ♪ You go it alone ♪ 1337 01:20:51,041 --> 01:20:53,434 God damn it! 1338 01:21:20,070 --> 01:21:23,812 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1339 01:21:28,426 --> 01:21:32,212 ♪ When you're in love With a beautiful woman ♪ 1340 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,127 Sheriff? 1341 01:21:35,607 --> 01:21:36,695 Sheriff! 1342 01:21:44,355 --> 01:21:46,705 All friends now? 1343 01:21:54,017 --> 01:21:55,844 Anyone for pie? 1344 01:22:17,649 --> 01:22:18,650 Mm. 1345 01:22:26,832 --> 01:22:29,922 You want to be sheriff now? 1346 01:22:33,056 --> 01:22:34,796 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 1347 01:22:42,587 --> 01:22:44,502 Thanks for taking care of it for me. 1348 01:22:45,938 --> 01:22:50,334 Oh. There's one other thing. 1349 01:22:52,597 --> 01:22:56,079 Here's that 100 on the lay. Guess you won. 1350 01:22:58,603 --> 01:23:00,083 Can I have that pie back? 1351 01:23:07,742 --> 01:23:14,314 ♪ The wind is blowing Against my face ♪ 1352 01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:17,796 ♪ Sun's beating down... ♪ 1353 01:23:17,970 --> 01:23:19,798 This is Penny. I'm sorry I missed you. 1354 01:23:19,972 --> 01:23:21,495 Please leave a message, 1355 01:23:21,669 --> 01:23:23,019 and I'll circle back when I can. Thanks. 1356 01:23:23,193 --> 01:23:25,456 Hey, Penny, it's me. 1357 01:23:25,630 --> 01:23:28,372 I'm-- I'm in Texas now. 1358 01:23:28,546 --> 01:23:32,028 Yeah, filling in for a sheriff on maternity leave. 1359 01:23:32,202 --> 01:23:36,162 I much prefer the weather here. It's warm. Don't miss the cold. 1360 01:23:36,336 --> 01:23:40,253 Oh, and I picked up an interim deputy along the way. 1361 01:23:40,427 --> 01:23:42,299 People are pretty much the same. 1362 01:23:42,473 --> 01:23:44,344 Then, again, not. 1363 01:23:44,518 --> 01:23:45,867 All things considered, though... 1364 01:23:46,042 --> 01:23:49,654 ...I'm in a better place. 1365 01:23:49,828 --> 01:23:52,222 As for the town of Normal, well, 1366 01:23:52,396 --> 01:23:54,876 I left it as I found it, you could say. 1367 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,184 I mean, that's the job, isn't it? 1368 01:23:59,185 --> 01:24:01,535 Besides, I'm never looking for trouble. 1369 01:24:02,101 --> 01:24:04,973 If it wants you, it'll find you on its own, 1370 01:24:05,844 --> 01:24:08,803 and it can be hard to shake once it does. 1371 01:24:12,111 --> 01:24:15,114 Well, thanks for listening, Penny. I-- 1372 01:24:15,941 --> 01:24:17,116 Hi, Ulysses. 1373 01:24:18,161 --> 01:24:19,684 Hey, Penny. 1374 01:24:22,078 --> 01:24:29,041 ♪ A daydream or fantasy ♪ 1375 01:24:30,347 --> 01:24:32,827 ♪ A place that we know ♪ 1376 01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:37,658 ♪ As reality ♪ 1377 01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:45,318 ♪ Where we can go And our troubles be few ♪ 1378 01:24:46,754 --> 01:24:52,238 ♪ Where we can go and think ♪ 1379 01:24:52,412 --> 01:24:56,982 ♪ Think things through ♪ 1380 01:24:58,462 --> 01:25:05,208 ♪ The wind is blowing Against my face ♪ 1381 01:25:06,774 --> 01:25:13,651 ♪ Sun's beating down With its warm rays ♪ 1382 01:25:15,087 --> 01:25:19,396 ♪ A robin's song ♪ 1383 01:25:19,570 --> 01:25:23,356 ♪ Whistling through the trees ♪ 1384 01:25:23,530 --> 01:25:27,099 ♪ The ocean's mist ♪ 1385 01:25:27,273 --> 01:25:34,150 ♪ And the world Of make-believe ♪ 1386 01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:42,767 ♪ The world of make-believe ♪ 1387 01:25:43,333 --> 01:25:48,120 ♪ Of make-believe ♪