1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:05,548 Now, can anyone tell me 2 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:08,509 why Melville shifts the narrative voice 3 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,095 from Ishmael to Ahab? 4 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:20,104 Sheldon. 5 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,188 I have a tummy ache. 6 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:22,982 I'd like to see the nurse. 7 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,316 A "tummy ache"? 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,653 Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches. 9 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,238 Ergo, tummy ache. 10 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,615 - Ergo? - It's Latin, Derek. 11 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,242 Go to the nurse. 12 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:35,870 And to answer your question, 13 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,163 the shifting point of view 14 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,766 grants the reader a broader perspective 15 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:41,751 of events than typically allowed by first-person narration. 16 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:44,754 Where were we? 17 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:48,424 And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek. 18 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,385 ♪♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪♪ 19 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,221 ♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪♪ 20 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,807 ♪♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪♪ 21 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:59,143 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪ 22 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:03,355 ♪♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪♪ 23 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:10,780 Hello, Nora. 24 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:14,700 Hey, there's my favorite patient! 25 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,744 - What hurts today? - Tummy troubles. 26 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,621 Oh, no. Sorry to hear it. 27 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,581 Let me grab your file. 28 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,666 Throughout my high school career, 29 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,043 Nurse Nora and I 30 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,378 had been through quite a few close calls... 31 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,464 This is just a blister. 32 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,590 Are you sure? 33 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,676 Sheldon, I promise you don't have leprosy. 34 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,763 Ooh, that's bright. 35 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,474 Proving you don't have hysterical blindness. 36 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,351 Well, can you test for just hysterical? 37 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,562 Oh. Looks like you bit your cheek. 38 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:46,107 How do you know it's not scurvy? 39 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,691 Because you're not a pirate. 40 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,069 So, we've got a tummy ache? 41 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,822 Yes. I'm afraid it might be cholera. 42 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:53,989 Again? 43 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,950 I have one of the symptoms. 44 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,786 Okay, on a scale of one to ten, what's your pain level? 45 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,746 Three... 46 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,915 point four seven. 47 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,250 That's pretty serious. 48 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,838 But since you're at a 3.47, 49 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,714 I'm gonna give you the strongest medication 50 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,508 I'm allowed to give you. 51 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,470 You're an angel of mercy, Nurse Nora. 52 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,515 Ooh, cherry. 53 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,689 Hello? 54 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,649 Oh. Hey, Nora. 55 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,693 What is it this time? 56 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,446 Okay, yeah, thanks for lettin' me know. 57 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,115 I'll keep an eye on him. 58 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,243 Sheldon back in the nurse's office? 59 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,328 - Yep. - Let me guess. 60 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,664 Yellow fever. Dengue fever. 61 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,041 Cat scratch fever. 62 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:47,626 Cholera. 63 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,879 Ooh! I was gonna say cholera. 64 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,340 A quadrilateral 65 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,217 that can be inscribed in a circle 66 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:57,720 is an example of a cyclic polygon. 67 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,975 Sheldon, don't argue with me, I'm looking at it right here. 68 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,186 While Nurse Nora's special medicine 69 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,271 had given me a temporary reprieve, 70 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,441 my pain had escalated to a 4.9. 71 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,252 Although Ms. Ingram's questionable math skills 72 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:13,903 certainly weren't helping. 73 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,574 Sheldon, you okay? 74 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,538 You're gonna be fine. 75 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,790 One good dump and you'll feel right as rain. 76 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,043 Can you please not call it that? 77 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,169 What, "dump"? 78 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,295 Yes. 79 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,421 You want me to say "poop"? 80 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,840 I want you to stop talking about it. 81 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,676 - B.M.? - Dad! 82 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:41,138 - Where is he? - He's fine. 83 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,848 He's in the bathroom workin' it out. 84 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:46,018 Shelly, you okay in there? 85 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,311 No. 86 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,520 Give it a few more minutes! 87 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,314 Eyes on the prize! 88 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,608 This is not a fecal issue! 89 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,235 I'm coming in. 90 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,153 My tummy really hurts, Mom. 91 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:57,571 You do feel a bit warm. 92 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,406 Okay, you finish up in here, 93 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,330 get in bed, and I'll bring you some ginger ale. 94 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:02,993 Canada Dry? 95 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,495 - Yes. - Room temperature? 96 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,789 - Yes. - Mostly flat? 97 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,415 I'll stir the fizz out with a spoon. 98 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:09,541 Thanks, Mom. 99 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:12,938 Why don't you dote on me like that? 100 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,964 Because he's my baby. 101 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:16,715 Well, I could be your baby. 102 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,759 Oh, now I have a stomachache. 103 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,389 How you feelin', baby? 104 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,433 Remember the tuna sandwich I had at the bus station? 105 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:27,518 Yeah? 106 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,978 Worse than that. 107 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,814 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 108 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,941 I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning. 109 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,944 Hey, Mom, you know how twins can feel each other's pain? 110 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,612 You're going to school tomorrow. 111 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:41,156 I think she's gettin' smarter. 112 00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:48,247 Relax, he's sleeping. 113 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,624 How come when I'm sick it's no big deal, 114 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:51,959 but when Sheldon gets sick 115 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,562 you act like it's the end of the world? 116 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,547 Because he's a fragile little boy 117 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,049 and you're gettin' to be a big, strong man. 118 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,342 That's true. 119 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,511 Puberty has done right by me. 120 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,973 Mom? Something's really wrong with Sheldon. 121 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,646 We need a doctor here! 122 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,606 In that moment, I was in too much pain 123 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,735 to tell my father, "I told you so." 124 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,404 But for years after, I reminded him constantly. 125 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,786 So how's he doing? 126 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,832 Aw, poor little guy. 127 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,960 All right, well, if there's anything you need, 128 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,046 let me know. 129 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,464 I love you, too. 130 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,885 - Well? - Your brother's gonna be fine, 131 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,054 but he has to have his gallbladder removed. 132 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,555 How's he gonna pee? 133 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,432 Not that bladder, his gallbladder. 134 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,975 What's the gallbladder do? 135 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,353 I guess not much, if they're takin' it out. 136 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,855 You think he'll bring it home so we can see it? 137 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,858 I'll ask. 138 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,575 Oh, I feel terrible. 139 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,137 How was I supposed to know it was his gallbladder? 140 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,663 The doctor says it's rare in children. 141 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,958 Well, he's always complaining about some health issue 142 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,502 and it... it's usually nothin'. 143 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,128 I know, George. 144 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,507 - I mean, how many times... - I'm prayin' here! 145 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,592 Right, sorry. Sorry. 146 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,725 So, those pain meds should already be kicking in. 147 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:32,810 Then my buddy Gary here 148 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,396 is gonna administer the gas, which'll help you sleep. 149 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,898 And once you're under, we'll make a little incision 150 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,609 and snatch that guy right outta there. 151 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,486 - Any questions? - Yes. 152 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,279 What kind of doctor says, 153 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,615 "Snatch that guy right out of there?" 154 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,242 Just trying to put you at ease. 155 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,660 It didn't work. 156 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,787 Where did you go to medical school? 157 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,288 University of Nebraska. 158 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:54,873 Uh-oh. 159 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,501 Did you at least graduate with honors? 160 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,584 Top of my class. 161 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,254 Have you had any alcohol 162 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,423 in the last 24 hours? 163 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:03,549 Not a drop. 164 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,342 How much sleep did you get last... 165 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:07,219 - Gary, can we...? - Got it. 166 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,849 Just relax and start counting backwards from 100. 167 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,100 Wait, Gary... 168 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,061 Where did you study anesthesiolo... 169 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,526 Hard to port! 170 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,736 Aye aye, Captain Ahab. 171 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,534 Thar she blows! 172 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,619 Gallbladder dead ahead! 173 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,708 Captain Ahab, are you hungry? 174 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,126 Do you want a bowl of gruel? 175 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:43,255 Not now, Mom, I'm in pursuit of my inner demons. 176 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,049 Aye, she's a formidable organ. 177 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,801 Just looks like a whale. 178 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,845 It's a metaphor, doofus. 179 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:51,930 Arrr! 180 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,476 Sweet dreams, honey. 181 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,227 I'll try. 182 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,605 Your brother's gonna be just fine. 183 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,149 Yeah, I know. 184 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,650 I'll tell you what. 185 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:08,280 If I hear any news, I will come and wake you up. 186 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,157 Thank you. 187 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,245 Night night. 188 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,152 This is ridiculous. 189 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,447 They said an hour and a half. It's been almost two. 190 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,199 I'm gonna go yell at somebody. 191 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,867 Good. Yell at everybody. 192 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:56,828 Uh... hey, y'all can exhale. 193 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,080 Surgery went great. 194 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,498 Thank you, Jesus. 195 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,625 Sheldon's gonna need to stay here three, four days, 196 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,876 which is standard, 197 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,560 but, uh, after that he's good to go home. 198 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,130 - Really appreciate it, Doctor. - Oh. 199 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,550 We can't thank you enough for takin' care of him. 200 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,635 He's extremely intelligent, isn't he? 201 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,012 - Oh, yeah. - He's our special little boy. 202 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,184 Oh. 203 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,020 Are you ready to see your family? 204 00:09:22,104 --> 00:09:23,313 Yes. 205 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:25,232 That's good, 'cause they're ready to see you. 206 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,400 Okay. 207 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,652 There he is. There's my baby. 208 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,571 Hey, buddy. How you feeling? 209 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,197 I brought you some comic books. 210 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:35,242 - Hi, Moonpie. - Hi, Meemaw. 211 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,325 Where's your gallbladder? 212 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,411 I want to see it. 213 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:38,954 They throw it away, honey. 214 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,497 - Why? - Aw. 215 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,207 Can I go home now? 216 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,751 No, baby, they need to keep you here 217 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,670 a little while, make sure you're okay. 218 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,505 Overnight? 219 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,631 Actually, a... 220 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,550 few nights. 221 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,802 No. Tell them I'm going home. 222 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,263 Shelly, the doctors know what's best for you. 223 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,681 What's best for me 224 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,684 is to be at home, in my own bed, with my books and my computer. 225 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,228 Well, I can bring you whatever you want. Just... just tell me. 226 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,522 I just told you: bring me home. 227 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,233 Moonpie, you're looking at this all wrong. 228 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:12,195 You got your own room here, your own TV. 229 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:15,490 Is no one listening to me? I want to go home. 230 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,243 I'm listening, but I have no say in this. 231 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,623 No surprise, despite my adamant protest, 232 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,291 I didn't go home. 233 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:27,210 Instead, I had to stay and suffer in silence 234 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,796 like the Southern gentleman my mother raised me to be. 235 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,551 What's this? I asked for red. 236 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,053 All they had was green. 237 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,722 Well, then you and I have a problem, don't we? 238 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,241 ♪♪ Do what she wants to do, and that's... ♪♪ 239 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,142 Ta-da! A dog. 240 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,393 ♪♪ I don't give a damn... ♪♪ 241 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:47,022 For God's sake, it's not a real dog. 242 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,775 Here you go. One O.J. 243 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,819 I see pulp. No, you don't. 244 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,488 I strained it with a paper towel. 245 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,157 ♪♪ Oh, no... ♪♪ 246 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,826 Now all I can taste is towel. 247 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,537 ♪♪ Not me... ♪♪ 248 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,498 And pulp. 249 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,041 ♪♪ Not me ♪♪ 250 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,088 Ugh, man, it's Cooper again. 251 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,255 Can you take it? 252 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,759 Do I have to? He asked me if all the jobs for men were taken. 253 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,680 I'll get it. You just stay here and do your nails. 254 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,432 What? 255 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,975 Do you know where my mother is? 256 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,645 I think she went down to the cafeteria. What do you need? 257 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,979 I can't sleep. 258 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,272 Did you try counting sheep? 259 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,525 Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals. 260 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,736 Of course you are. Well, I don't know what I can do for you. 261 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,697 Do you know the "Soft Kitty" song? 262 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,281 No. 263 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,325 I'll teach it to you. Get a notepad. 264 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,247 Okay. 265 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,874 I got your pillow and your blanket. 266 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,501 Here. 267 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,005 Shelly, what do you say? 268 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,591 Why does it smell like Missy? 269 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,262 You're doing great, honey. 270 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,767 What's going on? 271 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,061 This is Ricky, your new roommate. 272 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,814 Nice to meet you. 273 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,652 I am so sorry. 274 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,413 It's just for one night. 275 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,248 They said you're going home tomorrow. 276 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,041 They also said I'd have my own room. 277 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,918 He better not be contagious. 278 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,879 - He's not. - Are you sure? 279 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,464 Should we ask his doctor? 280 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,924 You just asked me and I said no. 281 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,719 But you're not a doctor. Your career stalled at nurse. 282 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,055 Okay, listen. 283 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:48,810 I done put up with your nonsense long enough, and it ends now. 284 00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,896 That boy is your roommate, 285 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,483 that's the situation and you gonna make the best of it. 286 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,984 You get my drift? 287 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,827 So Sheldon comes home tomorrow? 288 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,370 Yep. 289 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,457 Everybody's thinking it, so I'm gonna say it. 290 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,501 This has been a nice break. 291 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,545 Hey. Don't talk about your brother like that. 292 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,422 Since when are you on his side? 293 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,090 Since Dad almost let him die. 294 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,222 - No! - Unbelievable. 295 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,599 It's either cartoons or men in their underwear 296 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,018 banging their heads together. 297 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,103 You complain a lot. 298 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,023 Excuse me? 299 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,277 Seriously, dude, you need to relax. 300 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,987 How can I relax? 301 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,740 I'm being held captive in a bacterial playground. 302 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,909 Why are you here? 303 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,703 I had to have my gallbladder removed. Why are you here? 304 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,372 I'm having surgery tomorrow. 305 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,040 How come? 306 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,000 I was born with a hole in my heart. 307 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,254 My mom says everyone is born with a Jesus-shaped hole 308 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,673 in their heart, but I'm guessing this is different. 309 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,342 Yeah, they're gonna put a patch on it. 310 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,261 And then it just stays there forever? 311 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,681 Yeah, like a Band-Aid you never have to pull off. 312 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,475 That's great, because that's the worst thing about Band-Aids. 313 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,329 They may have removed my gallbladder, 314 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,188 but not my wicked sense of humor. 315 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,446 Whatcha working on? 316 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,115 A welcome home sign for Sheldon. 317 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,617 Well, that's a nice thing. 318 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,120 Yeah, but this "W" took me half an hour. 319 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,080 Hmm. Do you want some help? 320 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,164 Yeah. 321 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,418 Georgie, get your ass in here! 322 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,170 How did you find out you have a hole in your heart? 323 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,797 I fainted playing soccer. 324 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,800 - Hmm, I guess I'm fortunate. - Why? 325 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,136 I don't and never will play soccer. 326 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,805 How did you know something was wrong with your gallbladder? 327 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,765 It started as a minor tummy ache, 328 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,310 then escalated to a major tummy ache. 329 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,020 Luckily, I handle pain well. 330 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,735 What are you gonna do when you get home? 331 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,613 Enjoy a bathroom I can relax in. 332 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,947 Although I do like that there's 333 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,283 a big red emergency button in there. 334 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,702 I actually don't mind it here. 335 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,829 What about the food? 336 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:16,458 It's not as good as my grandma's tamales, but nothing is. 337 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,501 How long has she been taking care of you? 338 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,045 My whole life. 339 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,797 She'd be here, but she's watching my brother. 340 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,843 My meemaw takes care of us sometimes, too. 341 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,472 I'm excited for my heart to be fixed, 'cause then, 342 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,058 she won't have to worry about me anymore. 343 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,268 But hey, once they put the patch on my heart, 344 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,395 I'll sort of be like Iron Man. 345 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,024 Technically, Iron Man has a magnet, not a patch. 346 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,109 And technically, I said "sort of." 347 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,903 Touché. 348 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,831 Where'd he go? Where's Ricky? 349 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,416 He's in surgery. 350 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,752 Oh. 351 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,379 But look what I'm doing. 352 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756 I'm packing up so we can go home. 353 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,216 Can we wait until he's done? 354 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,593 I think it's gonna be a while, honey, 355 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,345 but why don't we get a move on 356 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,888 and then we can check on him later? 357 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,393 Okay. 358 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,440 One second. 359 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,485 Excuse me, Nurse Robinson? 360 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,822 - Yes? - Will you give this Iron Man comic to Ricky? 361 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,615 I'll see that he gets it. 362 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,493 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 363 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,578 And thank you for taking care of me. 364 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,414 You're welcome. 365 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,915 You stay healthy. 366 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,458 I will. 367 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,004 When did he become nice? 368 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,183 Uh, I'll get the next one. 369 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,539 I actually missed you. 370 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,666 Ain't that nice? 371 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,586 - What about me did you miss? - I don't know. 372 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,337 Well, think about it and get back to me. 373 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,798 Ha, he gave you homework. 374 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,735 Sheldon, I just got off the phone with that nurse 375 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,010 from the hospital. 376 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,887 Your little roommate's gonna be just fine. 377 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,513 Oh, good. That's a relief. 378 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,973 Would you like to go visit him? 379 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,476 No. Why? 380 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,980 Okay, here we go, Sheldon. 381 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:49,569 One "precision astronomical refractor telescope." 382 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,613 Wow. Thanks, Dad. 383 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,948 For the next few weeks, my guilt-ridden father 384 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,993 continued to lavish me with gifts. 385 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,746 Then the football playoffs started and that was that. 386 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,415 Time's up. What did you miss about me?