1 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,298 I'll fucking kill you. 2 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,677 - [grunting] - [intense music playing] 3 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:11,094 [yelling] 4 00:00:11,095 --> 00:00:12,303 [Butcher] I got you something. 5 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:14,097 [Ryan] Terror! Does he still hump everything? 6 00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,306 [Butcher] He does his best. 7 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,891 My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia. 8 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,727 I discovered a cure. 9 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:19,936 They laughed at me. 10 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,188 Fuck them all. 11 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,523 [Firecracker] Heavens to Betsy! 12 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,443 What's that smell? It's Soldier Boy. I can smell him all over you. 13 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:28,862 - Where's Noir? - He just disappears every afternoon. 14 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,447 Won't say where he's going. Won't say shit. 15 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,948 - I trusted you. - [Deep] Are you still butthurt 16 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:34,451 - about me bringing in Stan Edgar? - [Black Noir] I thought we were friends. 17 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,870 I needed a win from Homelander, Edgar was it. 18 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,414 If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko. 19 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:40,707 If Homelander gets it, he's immortal. 20 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,292 [Butcher] A punch like a bleeding sledgehammer 21 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,960 and a taste for fucking smack. 22 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:44,919 Bombsight. 23 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,005 [Soldier Boy] Enriched uranium. 24 00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:48,506 Good luck getting out of a Supe-proof cell 25 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,383 while you're bleeding out of your ass. 26 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,801 The V1 wasn't here. 27 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,803 Just fucking do it already. 28 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,264 [Homelander] I was visited by an angel. 29 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,433 Today, we commit ourselves 30 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:01,060 to a divine rebranding. 31 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,103 I am the Messiah. 32 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,273 The Democratic Church of America! 33 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,193 [congregation chanting] Homelander! Homelander! 34 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,527 {\an8}[inspirational music playing] 35 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:11,613 {\an8}[narrator] They're up before dawn. 36 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:14,073 {\an8}They got a thousand heads of cattle to herd. 37 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:18,036 It's hard work and strong coffee. 38 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:20,038 Old leather saddles 39 00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:22,665 and the worn stock of a trusty Remington. 40 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,668 And when the sun finally rises over the range, 41 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,587 the cowboys know 42 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,173 America is God's country 43 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:33,259 and Americans, God's chosen people. 44 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,137 {\an8}So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans 45 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:39,599 {\an8}with American grit and American values? 46 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,519 {\an8}Founded by the greatest American of us all? 47 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,188 {\an8}A true American prophet? 48 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:48,525 Come home to the Democratic Church of America. 49 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,777 Come home to Homelander. 50 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,863 Already, the campaign's Aided Awareness 51 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:57,325 outpaces the norm by plus-22 points, 52 00:01:57,326 --> 00:02:03,373 led by white men and women, ages 36 to 54 and 55 to 72. 53 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:07,043 We are also seeing massive growth on the ground level. 54 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:10,047 Yeah? 'Cause I'm seeing massive growth myself. 55 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:16,261 Church attendance is up, 56 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:19,347 and our online donation CTR is at 44%. 57 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,807 That's a new record. Amen. 58 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,100 Amen. 59 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:27,021 Next up is a 500 million ad blitz 60 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,525 with OOH, e-blasts, print and digital. 61 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:35,655 Ain't nobody won't know about the Democratic Church of America 62 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,365 and its chosen prophet. 63 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,243 [sighs] 64 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:44,205 Prophets are servants. 65 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,498 Of course. 66 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,208 Sir, great point. 67 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,419 We're just trying to ease people into it. 68 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:54,883 No, no, no. We need to prepare America for my ascension. 69 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:57,844 - We must be honest. We must be direct. - [claps hands] 70 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,721 - I like "savior." - [Firecracker] Mm. 71 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:00,847 Or-or-- 72 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,140 Lord. 73 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,933 Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir. 74 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,603 - [Homelander] Mm. - Religion is not about being meek. 75 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,938 We should dominate 76 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,274 the seven mountains of society, 77 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,318 bring the Kingdom of Heaven to Earth. Amen. 78 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:16,154 - Amen. - Amen. I love all that. 79 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,447 So fucking dope. 80 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,823 [Oh Father] Easter is just around the corner. 81 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,242 How perfect would it be for your second coming 82 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:24,370 to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection? 83 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,373 Mm. Second coming? 84 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:31,753 Let's be clear, I am not the son of God. 85 00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:34,380 Yeah, well, of course. 86 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,635 Many people believe that Jesus is both God incarnate and the son. 87 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:39,928 Well, that's just confusing. 88 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:42,972 I don't want my church getting involved in all... that. 89 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,057 [Firecracker] Exactly. 90 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,184 Besides, if we pull up our timeline, 91 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,645 you won't have... 92 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:49,812 this. 93 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,815 [hopeful music playing] 94 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,198 [Homelander gasps] 95 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,992 We're gonna drag our feet because of a book? 96 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,078 Not a book. 97 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,497 The book. 98 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:10,167 The Homelander Bible. 99 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,214 Heavy. 100 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,215 [quietly] What the fuck? 101 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:20,426 It's got the Old Testament, the New Testament, 102 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:24,597 and the Brand New American Testament, 103 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,016 written by A.I. trained on the works of Pat Robertson. 104 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:30,436 See, we need to pass the torch, sir, 105 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,022 from Jesus to you. 106 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:37,235 Sir, we don't get more than one chance at a first impression. 107 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:42,573 Are we really gonna rush something this important? 108 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:46,078 - We ain't Arby's, after all. - No. 109 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,540 We're the Cheesecake Factory. 110 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,211 [sighs] Okay. 111 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,589 We'll do it your way. 112 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,759 Thank you. 113 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,513 You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval 114 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,558 is likely to generate widespread civil unrest? 115 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:10,059 [Firecracker] Local law should be able to handle the suburbs, 116 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,354 but we could use extra hands in major metros. 117 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,773 Oh, let's recall all Supes stationed overseas. 118 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,484 American heroes should be protecting America, 119 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,486 - not Who-Gives-A-Fuckistan. - Great idea. 120 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,989 - [laughs] - [phone vibrating] 121 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:26,410 [suspenseful music playing] 122 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,915 - Something wrong? - Everything's peachy. 123 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,547 [siren wailing in distance] 124 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:43,676 [Reverend Dupree] Well, I can see why they call this the city that never sleeps. 125 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,763 How could you with all that racket? 126 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,223 - You get used to it. - You seem to have. 127 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,808 City life seems to suit you. 128 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,436 I guess. 129 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,856 I was surprised you called, Reverend. 130 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,858 Well, I was surprised you answered. 131 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,778 It's been a while, and, uh, I said things I regret. 132 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:02,821 We both did. 133 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,744 You remember when you used to stop by the church after school? 134 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,705 Use your powers to light our candles? [laughs] 135 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,541 I remember staying for supper. 136 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,669 Oh, man, those Fish Fry Fridays. 137 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,296 I never liked eating alone. 138 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:23,842 Or were you making sure I got at least one hot square a day? 139 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,679 Reverend, is something the matter? 140 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:33,184 I'm embarrassed to bug you with all of this, but, um, 141 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,645 the last couple of weeks have been rough. 142 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,856 We've been bleeding congregants to the Democratic Church of America, 143 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,485 and what folks are sticking around, they're scared. 144 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:45,238 - Why? - 'Cause last Sunday, somebody, um, 145 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,449 melted our stained glass window of Mary. 146 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,618 - Melted it? - Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:54,038 It was our local Supe, Praying Mantis. 148 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,874 He sprayed acid out of his butt. 149 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,460 - I mean, his... his glands, his whatever. - Yeah. 150 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,712 - I know him. - It was a message. 151 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:05,967 I called the sheriff. I called the mayor. I called half of Florida. 152 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:07,677 You're all I got left. 153 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,262 [sighs] 154 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,013 Reverend, I don't know what I could do. 155 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,599 [Reverend Dupree] Well, you got to be able to do something. 156 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,853 You're Homelander's right hand. 157 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,941 Homelander's not too keen on being challenged. 158 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,695 Why not just pay the franchise fee and join? 159 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,739 Honey, we can barely afford to pay our water bill. 160 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:33,327 Besides, the Democratic Church of America? 161 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,080 God does not favor one nation over another. 162 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,249 - Doesn't he, though? [chuckles] - No. 163 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,295 Name one way God's ever blessed Canada. [chuckles] 164 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:48,969 Just 'cause Homelander tells you that the sky is red does not make it so. 165 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:55,099 You still have that, uh, that Jesus action figure? 166 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,225 [Firecracker laughs] 167 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,144 I'm surprised you remember that. 168 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,229 How could I forget it? You carried it with you everywhere you went. 169 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,190 - [laughs] - You almost wore the face off the thing. 170 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,359 Do you still carry him? 171 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,946 [gentle music playing] 172 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,240 It's complicated. 173 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,410 No, it's... I don't think it is. 174 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,455 Homelander is a... he's a great American. 175 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:21,751 He can stop bullets, he can fly, and do amazing things. 176 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,711 Those aren't miracles. 177 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:26,256 And he is not God. 178 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:31,135 If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over fish, 179 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,222 I think you know it, too. 180 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,645 [groaning] 181 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,064 [pants] 182 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,650 [grunting] 183 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,571 We ain't doing that again. 184 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,199 [laughs] That's what you said the last six times. 185 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,409 No, I really mean it this time. 186 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,620 [sighs] 187 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,375 You seem a little out of it. Did you nut? 188 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,876 'Cause usually you nut. 189 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,045 [sighs] 190 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,341 Were you baptized? 191 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,429 Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill. 192 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,765 Governor Sproul did the honors. 193 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,476 My family kept up appearances, of course. 194 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,561 Then we never set foot in church again. 195 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,481 I had lunch today with the reverend who baptized me. 196 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,527 He's been getting heat to switch over to our church. 197 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,780 You think Homelander might be open to going easy on him? 198 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,992 Just... give him a little more time? 199 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:40,414 I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody, but that man practically raised me. 200 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:43,750 So you didn't nut? 201 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:50,339 You know, this whole Homelander as God shit, it's... 202 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,717 it's fucking ridiculous. 203 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,176 Really? You think so? 204 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:58,139 If he's the second coming, then what does that make me? Joseph? 205 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,641 I mean, talk about the biggest cuck in history. 206 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:04,228 Man trades his best cow to bag some hot-ass virgin, 207 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:09,317 and then God comes and squirts his baby gravy up her meat wallet. 208 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:10,777 Fuck that. 209 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,864 I guess I've been struggling with where to place 210 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:18,367 Homelander in my heart in relation to Jesus and the Lord. 211 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,870 Okay. 212 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,413 Of course I worship Homelander. 213 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,541 I mean, he's always been a god to me. 214 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,043 Look, I'll tell you this. 215 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,670 If there is a God... 216 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,299 ...sure as hell didn't come out of my balls. 217 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,634 - I got to go. - Where you off to? 218 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,970 L.A. 219 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,307 I fucking hate L.A. 220 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,018 [knock on door] 221 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,478 [Firecracker] Homelander? 222 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,271 [suspenseful music playing] 223 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,731 Homelander? 224 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,192 [soft whoosh] 225 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,403 Hello? 226 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,574 Does Homelander know you're here? 227 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,909 Yeah, of course. 228 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,496 Some of our church's followers generously donated their milk 229 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,164 for our savior's sustenance. 230 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,126 I mean, he got to get this liquid gold from somewhere, am I right? [laughing] 231 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,753 You need something? 232 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,254 Where's Homelander? 233 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,423 Oh, uh, he didn't tell you? 234 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,258 Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A. 235 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,386 Strange he didn't mention anything. 236 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:20,805 Well, I've been real busy working for his glory, 237 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,390 so not much time for chitchat. 238 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,474 Of course. 239 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,727 Look at us, a regular Peter and John, just bearing witness 240 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,062 - and spreading the gospel. - [sighs] 241 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,021 A real blessing. 242 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,232 - Amen. A real... - Amen. 243 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:34,902 - ...blessing. - Oh, uh, by the way, 244 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:39,740 after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander Bible, 245 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:43,703 and, uh, the printers were happy to rush it to make Easter. 246 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,123 Well, ain't you full of get-up-and-go. 247 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,084 Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem. 248 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:54,631 So, I wondered why you were so bent on holding it up. 249 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,758 I wasn't. 250 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,220 See, I just wanted to make sure everything was just right. 251 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:06,016 Listen, if you are ever feeling any doubts, 252 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,852 come to me. 253 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,188 I can be a warm shoulder and a friendly ear. 254 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,399 Well, bless your heart. 255 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,401 [unsettling music playing] 256 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,446 I'll do that. 257 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,116 What'd you want to talk to Homelander about? 258 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,492 Maybe I can help. 259 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,371 That is so kind of you. 260 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,124 But it wasn't important. 261 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,424 [knock on door] 262 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,510 What's up? 263 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,095 Um... 264 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,723 Got a tip from our southeast stringer. 265 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,560 Praying Mantis raided half a dozen churches in Daytona. 266 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,354 Was one of 'em Holy Baptist? 267 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:57,860 The man upstairs wants us-- you-- to run with it top of show. 268 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:02,072 He thinks with it being your home church and all, it'll make a strong statement. 269 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,075 So I'll have Chris load the new graphics? 270 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,911 I got to finish getting ready. 271 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,580 [somber music playing] 272 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,171 {\an8}- [rock music playing] - ♪ USA... ♪ 273 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,590 {\an8}Welcome to Truthbomb. 274 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,426 {\an8}Our top story tonight's a personal one. 275 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,221 It's the story of my hometown church, 276 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,223 Holy Baptist of Daytona. 277 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,016 It was the church I grew up in. 278 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,478 Sang my hymns from the pews there every Sunday. 279 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,980 But that church... 280 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,778 That church... 281 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,617 That church... 282 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,121 ...has become 283 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:55,543 a hotbed of Starlighter infestation. 284 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,378 {\an8}And my old pastor, 285 00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:02,424 {\an8}Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected 286 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,762 {\an8}by Starlight's seditious propaganda. 287 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,599 Now... 288 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,936 ...I never told a soul this, 289 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:19,651 but when I was a little girl, the reverend regularly had me over for supper. 290 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,695 {\an8}Alone. 291 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,946 No. 292 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,407 Nothing ever happened to me, but... 293 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,158 [sighs] 294 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:33,706 I heard stories about his "Fish Fry Fridays." 295 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:37,710 And if that ain't code for child grooming, 296 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,005 I don't know what is. 297 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,757 {\an8}How much longer 298 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:48,304 {\an8}are we gonna let these institutional pedo churches 299 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,223 {\an8}diddle our babies? 300 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,936 {\an8}Americans deserve better. 301 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,901 {\an8}They deserve... Homelander. 302 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,863 {\an8}They deserve 303 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:09,784 {\an8}the Democratic Church of America. 304 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,372 [unsettling music playing] 305 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,588 [phone vibrates] 306 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,298 [unsettling music playing] 307 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,091 Something wrong? 308 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,969 Everything's peachy. 309 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,599 - Would you like some knee pads? - I'm sorry? 310 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,894 You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog. 311 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,980 So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads. 312 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,190 [stammers] 313 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,650 [Homelander] Take it easy on the little guy. 314 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,193 He brought me Stan Edgar. 315 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,737 [knuckles crack] 316 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,448 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 317 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,784 [dramatic music playing] 318 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,164 [lighthearted music playing] 319 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:14,223 Barry Gibb. B.G. There's no Bee Gees without me. 320 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,058 B.G. means the "Brothers Gibb." 321 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,352 What, you think that falsetto makes you boss? 322 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,980 I think Saturday Night Fever going platinum 16 times makes me boss. 323 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,565 We made that album together. 324 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,901 You're nothing without me and Maurice. 325 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,028 Don't you dare bring Maurice into this! 326 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,321 [scoffs] 327 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,783 I don't know. It feels inauthentic for Barry to move like this. 328 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:33,910 [Adam] Oh, yeah? 329 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,830 In what way? 330 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,500 Egomaniacs like Barry are-are really just insecure. 331 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,002 I think he's threatened by Robin's talent. 332 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:48,216 So, maybe he, uh, expresses that by doing a barrel roll instead? 333 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,971 Never mind. Sorry, I broke character. I didn't mean to-- 334 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,848 Yeah. 335 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,434 You need to apologize all right. 336 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,437 For being a fucking genius. 337 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,815 Are you fucking kidding me? A barrel roll? 338 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,359 Holy shit. 339 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,236 It's brilliant. 340 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,197 Justin, I don't know who you are, 341 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,450 or where you came from, or anything about you, 342 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:17,703 but, my God, if you are not a fucking talent. 343 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,830 - Wow, thank you. - No. 344 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,166 Thank you. 345 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,917 Let's take ten, everybody. 346 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,212 - [siren wailing in distance] - [Adam sighs] 347 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,673 All right. 348 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,801 - Lay it on me, Justin. - What do you mean? 349 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,721 You're acting up there. Stop acting. 350 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,514 Stop acting. 351 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:41,518 Don't act. Don't. 352 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,730 Because I don't need an actor. 353 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,315 I need Barry Gibb. 354 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,442 You're right, boss. I'm sorry. 355 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,361 My process has been all over the map. I just... 356 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,030 This scene hits a little close to home. 357 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,198 [sighs] 358 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,700 All right, let me guess. The egomaniac we're talking about, 359 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,243 that's someone in your life? 360 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,495 Someone I work with. 361 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,164 In my... day job. 362 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,248 All right. What are you doing? So quit. 363 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,918 There's no way this gig is more important than the fucking theater. 364 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,252 I thought this guy was my brother, 365 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,964 but he straight-up hijacked something I did and took all the credit for it. 366 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,342 All right. 367 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,930 I've been trying to keep this on the D.L., but... 368 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,640 in addition to my theater work, 369 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,434 I also happen to be a massive feature director. 370 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,102 Four Saturn Awards to prove it. 371 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,855 So, I was working on this little film, I don't know, you may have heard of it, 372 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,774 called Dawn of the Seven. 373 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,777 Billion dollar gross, but who's counting. 374 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,239 There was this fucking guy, the Deep, 375 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:40,118 he just kept upstaging everyone with his trite, shitty improvs. 376 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,829 I heard he's a real baby. 377 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,998 He is a Jared Leto-level baby bitch. 378 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:48,418 But you got to put people like that in their place, right? 379 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,339 So, whoever is upstaging you, you fucking upstage them right back. 380 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,841 - Okay? - Yeah. 381 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,925 All right. 382 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,343 You got this, bubbeleh. 383 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,554 [lighthearted music playing] 384 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:01,223 [computer voice] Testing. Testing. Bitch. Bitch. 385 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,016 - So great you're here, bro. - Alpha. Sigma. Beta. 386 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,854 Yes, well, we need to meet young men where they are 387 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,648 if we plan to usher them into the fold of our Lord. 388 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,941 Mm. Totes McGotes. 389 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,485 So, listen, you know, I've got some ideas 390 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,321 about how to take this whole church thing to the next level. 391 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,406 Oh, yeah? 392 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,660 So you know how communion wafers taste like dried shit? 393 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,538 What if they were Nilla wafers instead. 394 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,039 Ah? 395 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,750 Oh, yeah, and if you could throw in a commandment 396 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,796 about how it's not cool to try and bone another bro's girl. 397 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,049 We have that. That already exists. 398 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,176 Great minds then, eh? [laughs] 399 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,262 Point is, me and Homelander, we go way back. 400 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,763 I know what he likes, doesn't like, 401 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:44,141 so you ever want to bounce some ideas back-- 402 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,392 Don't listen to him, bro. 403 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,936 Oh, shit! 404 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,146 He talks. 405 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,315 - No, he does not. - He's not trying to help you. 406 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,774 He's like those fish who suck on whales. 407 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,651 [scoffs] You talking about a suckerfish? 408 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:59,072 He latches onto every new Supe-- Starlight, me, Sage. 409 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:02,534 He pretends he's the guy, but he's not the guy. He's a joke. 410 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,580 That smell on his breath? It's because he's been clam diving, on clams. 411 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,498 What? I have not done that. 412 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,876 - I have definitely never done that. - [Black Noir] Look, if you 413 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,087 really want to impress Homelander, bring me onstage for Easter. 414 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,423 Homelander can heal me. I'll get my voice back. 415 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,967 And then, I'll fly. 416 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,845 - You know I can fly, right? - That's so fucking stupid, bro! 417 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,932 Well, now, I'm gonna have to run this by Homelander, but, uh, 418 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,516 an honest to God faith healing? 419 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,353 That's like a nine-point bump with Pentecostals right there. 420 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,315 [laughs] Goddamn. 421 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,195 [lighthearted music playing] 422 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,582 [Adam] There's my guy. 423 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,460 Little pep in the step, huh? 424 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:58,215 Sir, I did what you said, and I upstaged that fuckhead at work. 425 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,591 I'm proud of you. 426 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,970 Now, that's exactly how I handled that motherfucker Paul Rudd. 427 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,262 He's not who you think he is. 428 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,722 I appreciate the help, boss. 429 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,432 [stammers, chuckles] 430 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,684 Oh, my God, kid. You know what? 431 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,269 Keep this between us, but you know Vought Studios 432 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,064 hung me out to dry after they shelved Training A-Train? 433 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,691 - [grunts softly] - Oh, yeah. 434 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,694 And at first, I drowned my sorrows in crack, 435 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,614 nitrous, huffing glue, huffing paint, paint thinners, cough medicine, guns, 436 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,157 high-risk sex, codeine. 437 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,952 Do you ever fuck on codeine? 438 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,370 [sighs] 439 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,997 But that's not the answer. 440 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,290 [gentle music playing] 441 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,918 This play. 442 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,670 It saved me. 443 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,338 You saved me. 444 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,340 Wow. Thank you. 445 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,468 No. Kid, thank you. 446 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,054 'Cause I got some big news. 447 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,222 We're going to Broadway. 448 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,808 [laughs] Yes. No more mindless studio bullshit. 449 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,519 I can finally be the artist I always dreamed of, and you... 450 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,231 Kid, you have no idea, but you're gonna be a fucking star. 451 00:21:56,232 --> 00:22:00,820 So, you ditch that office gig 'cause you and I, we are gonna save the world. 452 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:03,530 With our talent. 453 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,366 Oh, my God. You have no idea how much this means to me! 454 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,454 [chuckles, grunts] I love you, kid. 455 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,374 You start your vocal warm-ups. 456 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,501 - Yeah. - I'm gonna drop a deuce. 457 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,087 Okay. 458 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,758 [water splashes] 459 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,843 Fucking Tony Gilroy. 460 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,472 - [suspenseful music playing] - [water bubbling] 461 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,349 - [squelching] - [screaming] 462 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,351 [screeching] 463 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,728 Oh, my God! 464 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:37,355 - [intense music playing] - [screaming] 465 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,025 [Black Noir] Adam? 466 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,319 Holy shit. 467 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,779 Get it out! 468 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,491 - [screaming] - [screeching] 469 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,534 [groans] 470 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,203 [panting] 471 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,996 Come here. 472 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,457 [somber music playing] 473 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,584 Closer. 474 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,254 [inhales deeply] 475 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,674 My asshole hurts so fucking much. 476 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,648 [intense music playing] 477 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,526 [panting] 478 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,195 [squeaks weakly] 479 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:28,323 [door opens] 480 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,449 - [door closes] - Hey, bro. 481 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,537 Don't you fucking "hey bro" me. What the fuck is wrong with you? 482 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,039 Nothing. Why? What's wrong with you? 483 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,584 I call you a "clam diver," and you send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bourke? 484 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,962 Did something terrible happen at your play rehearsal today? 485 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,839 Which is definitely not your job. 486 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,883 The lead producer's stepping away. They're shuttering the production. 487 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,718 [scoffs] He had it coming. 488 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,096 Fucker didn't use my improvs in Dawn of the Seven. 489 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,056 He believed in me, you fuckwit! 490 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,976 And for what? 'Cause I fucking upstaged you with Oh Father? 491 00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,686 [tense music playing] 492 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:58,895 Here's what gonna happen now. 493 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:03,191 You are gonna fucking do whatever I say whenever I say it, 494 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:06,695 or I'm gonna tell Homelander you were in some pussy play, 495 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:08,905 which is a definite conflict of interest 496 00:24:08,906 --> 00:24:11,951 since Homelander outlawed the National Endowment for the Arts. 497 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,498 You have nothing to say? Nice. 498 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,042 You're really getting the hang of that Meisner technique, huh? 499 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,171 - [intense music playing] - [door opens, closes] 500 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,591 [uplifting music playing] 501 00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:30,594 - Hey. Hey, buddy. - [Terror panting] 502 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,889 Good boy. Good boy. 503 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,515 Hi. 504 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,559 [music distorting] 505 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,936 You want to fuck me? 506 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:43,273 [distorted] You want to fuck me like a good boy? 507 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:46,151 [narrator over TV] And Americans, God's chosen people. 508 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,904 So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans? 509 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:52,115 With American grit and American values? 510 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:56,161 Founded by the greatest American of us all? 511 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,329 A true American prophet? 512 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:59,289 - [squeaking rhythmically] - [door opens] 513 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,373 Hold on. 514 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,917 What're you doing? 515 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,628 Frenchie won't cook my steak past medium rare, 516 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,755 and I like mine burnt, with ketchup. 517 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,256 Okay, and why don't you tell him that? 518 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,634 I have. 519 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:15,431 Maybe we just don't like the same... steak, you know? 520 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,768 Jesus Christ. 521 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:22,270 Has Butcher ever washed this thing? Oh. 522 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,023 Ugh, that thing is, like, glazed in dog semen. 523 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,358 Like a come doughnut. 524 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,110 Come-nut? Did I just invent a new word? 525 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,821 You know what? I am gonna do us all a favor and wash this. 526 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:35,242 Terror, your boyfriend is about to become a virgin all over again. 527 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,326 Oof. 528 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:37,995 [Kimiko] Good boy. 529 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,957 [door closes] 530 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,458 [lighthearted music playing] 531 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,170 [quiet squeaking in distance] 532 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,551 [wheels squeaking] 533 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,555 [Mother's Milk] The fuck is that? 534 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,557 You finally building yourself a fuck-bot? 535 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,686 Something me and Frenchie are working on. [sighs] 536 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:05,063 Proper preparation and planning, my son. 537 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,564 None of my fucking business, got it. 538 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,233 Yeah, that's the one. 539 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,568 - Any leads on Bombsight? - Not a damn thing. 540 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,570 [Butcher] Well, he's an unbreakable cunt that flies through the air. 541 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,780 How hard can it be? 542 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,825 Well, if it's so easy, why don't you look for him? 543 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,202 I've hit every single dead end and then some. 544 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,871 How about Legend? That old bastard knows everyone. 545 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:22,956 He's in the wind. 546 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,918 And if I had as much shit on Vought as he did, I'd fuck off, too. 547 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,420 Ah, shit. 548 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,754 Wait, wait, wait. 549 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,131 - Oi. Terror, no! - Hey, hey, hey! 550 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,757 - Get down. No, Terror. Oi. - Good boy. Good boy. 551 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,467 Oi, oi, oi, oi. No. 552 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,761 You can't have no chocolate, mate. 553 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,556 Yeah, get your own chocolate. 554 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,144 [Mother's Milk] Mmm. 555 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,271 What? 556 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,856 - Three Mississippi rule. - Bloody hell. 557 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,607 I never thought I'd see the day. 558 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,609 It's got a fucking pubic hair on it and all. 559 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,404 Tasty, too. Hmm? 560 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,906 [laughs] 561 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,117 You know what's funny? 562 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,996 Here we are, parked in the middle of hell, 563 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,791 and I've never slept or shit so good in my entire life. 564 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,294 - What's different? - Well, like you, 565 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,715 I just finally realized that I'm already dead. 566 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:20,221 And once I just gave up that stress of needing to stay alive, it's like, 567 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,806 shit got easier. 568 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,850 You know, I spent my whole life 569 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:27,270 going after Soldier Boy for what he did to my family. 570 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,398 Yet he's immortal? 571 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,568 He's immune? [scoffs] 572 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:35,862 What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that? 573 00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:37,740 So, you tell me, Butcher. 574 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,284 Why should I keep going? 575 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:45,830 Well, you keep going for Monique, for Janine. 576 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,248 They're better off without me. 577 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,210 How can a man so smart be so fucking daft? 578 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,461 They are. 579 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:54,297 And I'm better off without them. 580 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:58,218 Because if I thought that there was a snowball's chance in hell 581 00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,929 that I might see them again... 582 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:07,770 ...then I might be too scared to do what you and me both need me to do. 583 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,153 [footsteps pattering] 584 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,655 [object clatters in distance] 585 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,282 [lighthearted music playing] 586 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,285 [Terror panting] 587 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:28,498 [Frenchie] Oh. 588 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:30,834 Bonsoir, mon toutou. 589 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:33,086 You wonder what am I doing? [laughs] 590 00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:39,050 Oh, well, first, I made Kimiko the perfect French ribeye. 591 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:42,137 You know, she loves my steak. 592 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:46,433 And for dessert, my soufflé au chocolat. 593 00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:48,686 It's a thing of legend. 594 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,567 [Frenchie sighs] 595 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,610 You know, she wants one of you. 596 00:28:57,611 --> 00:29:00,280 To... I don't know. 597 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,408 What is it that you do? 598 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,077 Eat? Sleep? Oh, fetch. 599 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:10,457 [chuckles] I throw the ball, you bring it back. 600 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,376 I throw the ball, you bring it back. 601 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:16,171 It's a nightmare of futility. 602 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,715 What would I do with one of you? 603 00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:21,468 I've killed every plant I've owned. 604 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,636 I'd surely kill you, too. 605 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:24,638 [grunts softly] 606 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:26,765 [sighs] 607 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,269 She deserves peace. 608 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,814 A normal life. 609 00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:36,567 But I... 610 00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:41,154 [melancholy music playing] 611 00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:43,824 I don't know how to give her this. 612 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,245 If I even can. 613 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,498 [grunts softly] 614 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:55,169 - [timer ringing] - Oh! Oh, la, la, la, la. 615 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,799 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Aw... 616 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,093 Fils de pute! 617 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,387 [sighs] 618 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,014 [inhales sharply] 619 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:10,141 I need fresh air. You want to come? 620 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,267 Outside? 621 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,852 No? 622 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,355 Okay. 623 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,027 [Hughie] If you and M.M. still think-- 624 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,654 [Butcher] Oh, for fuck's sakes, Hughie, knock it off 625 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,282 with this V1 shite. You're doing me fucking head in. 626 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:30,370 Oi. Terror. Cut it out. Come on. 627 00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:32,497 Now, listen, if we do find that stuff, 628 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:35,041 we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it, all right? 629 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,876 We're not the department of fucking health. 630 00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:39,212 We burn that shit before Homelander gets his paws on it, 631 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,172 - and that's that. - Well, if you want to kill yourself, 632 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,633 knock yourself out, but why do you have to decide for the rest of us? 633 00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,510 Oh, 'cause I'm fucking right! 634 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,886 'Cause I've always been right! 635 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:49,138 I've been telling you lot from the fucking start 636 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,766 the sky is falling, and guess what. 637 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,393 The sky fucking fell. 638 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:56,521 - Well, you kind of helped bring it down. - Oh, don't give me that bollocks. 639 00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,024 Listen, Homelander thinks he's a fucking god. 640 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,777 Once he becomes immortal, he's gonna start killing like one, 641 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,196 and we are talking millions of people. 642 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:09,200 Now, are you telling me you're honestly happy to risk all of that 643 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,911 for a life on the run with your girl, 644 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:15,249 knowing that you could've stopped it? 645 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,169 You can live with that, can you? 646 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,215 What if it was Becca? 647 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,468 You'd just let her die? 648 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,556 [tense music playing] 649 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,892 I did let her die. 650 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,769 Look. 651 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,606 I know that Homelander comes first. 652 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:40,773 I really do. 653 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:44,194 All I'm asking is that we try. 654 00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,573 Annie and Kimiko deserve that much. 655 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,658 [garbage can clatters] 656 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,244 Oi, Terror, no! 657 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,372 Oi, get out of there. Oh, bloody hell. Is that chocolate? 658 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,249 Isn't chocolate bad for dogs? 659 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,168 For a dog this old, it's fucking lethal. Oi! 660 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:03,296 Frenchie, you cunt! Get me some hydrogen peroxide, would you? 661 00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:05,840 Okay, we have some in the first aid kit. Give me one second. 662 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,925 - What happened? - You poisoned me fucking dog. 663 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,720 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - What's going on? 664 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,180 Look, all you need is charcoal. 665 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,556 - [Kimiko] We should call a vet. - [Mother's Milk] They're gonna tell you 666 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,849 - you need charcoal. - [Hughie] Guys, we got this. 667 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,976 - Just give us some room. - I'll hold his mouth open, you pour. 668 00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:20,063 Right? On the count of three. One, two, three. 669 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,273 Sorry, buddy. 670 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,108 There you go. 671 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,235 [Butcher] That's a-- All right, all right. 672 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,863 [Terror gagging, wheezing] 673 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,365 - [Butcher] Oof. That's it. - Ew. 674 00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:31,699 That's it. Good boy. You're all right. 675 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,452 You're gonna be all right, boy. 676 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,914 [sighs] Fucking hell. 677 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:44,962 - Hey. You want some turkey? - [Terror panting] 678 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,549 [distorted] Well, first, you got to fuck me. 679 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:51,011 Then I'll give you the turkey. 680 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,059 Oi. 681 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,479 There he is, eh. 682 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:04,023 Oi. Hey, were you having a dream, were you? 683 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,234 Was it a goody? 684 00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:08,027 [knock on door] 685 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,195 How's he doing? 686 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:11,031 [Butcher] Yeah, he's all right. 687 00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,617 Thank you for, uh... 688 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:17,079 Yeah. It's all good. 689 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,419 [gentle music playing] 690 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,257 Oi. 691 00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:30,384 Hughie. 692 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:35,596 Listen, uh... 693 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,558 If we do find that V1, 694 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:40,769 and if it don't fuck us, uh... 695 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,939 ...y-you can have some. 696 00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:49,736 For Annie and, uh... Kimiko. 697 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,488 What about you? 698 00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:56,868 Oi, but as soon as Frenchie's got that shite sorted, 699 00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:58,996 we're using it, all right? Ready or not. 700 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:06,253 Ooh. 701 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,132 [softly] Yeah. 702 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,303 What you looking at? 703 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:17,347 Nothing. 704 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:25,939 And as for you, don't you ever fucking do that to me again, all right? 705 00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:28,691 Good boy. 706 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:33,780 Now, I caught Blondie trying to give your wank-plush the boil wash, 707 00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:35,948 but I know how you love the crunchy goods. 708 00:34:35,949 --> 00:34:39,495 Yes, I do. I know how you love those crunchy goods. Yeah. 709 00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,583 [squeaking rhythmically] 710 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:56,719 You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely 711 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,846 to generate widespread civil unrest? 712 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,932 Local law can handle the suburbs, but we could use 713 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,141 extra hands in major metros. 714 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,852 All right, we'll recall all the Supes stationed overseas. 715 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:07,814 American heroes should be protecting America, 716 00:35:07,815 --> 00:35:10,107 not Who-Gives-A-Fuckistan. 717 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,026 - [Firecracker laughs] - Great idea. 718 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,738 [intriguing music playing] 719 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,040 - Where to? - Crime analytics. 720 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,583 [elevator bell chimes] 721 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,211 [elevator doors slide closed] 722 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,382 - That was thrilling, wasn't it? - [elevator beeping steadily] 723 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,094 What a bright future we have ahead of us. 724 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638 It was a real Guccione piss party. 725 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:44,601 Imagine how much more exciting it'll be when Homelander becomes immortal. 726 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,019 Mm. 727 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,356 Have you found the V1? 728 00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,442 No. 729 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,736 Homelander hasn't gotten anything out of Stan Edgar? 730 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,907 No. But I haven't had a crack at him yet. 731 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,117 [chuckles] 732 00:36:01,118 --> 00:36:03,411 - [elevator bell chimes] - [doors slide open] 733 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:05,330 [intriguing music playing] 734 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,207 [doors slide closed] 735 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,750 [door opens] 736 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,628 Jesus, give me a little personal space, will you, Garth? 737 00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:13,963 [groans] 738 00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,550 Twenty-four-seven agents must be hard for someone so into scat play. 739 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,093 You realize I do actually work? 740 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:23,556 I was this close to convincing the FCC to pull every broadcast license but VNN. 741 00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:26,642 Homelander feels this is more important. 742 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,311 [sighs] 743 00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:30,313 What now? 744 00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:31,898 The president and I stand by this decision. 745 00:36:31,899 --> 00:36:34,025 We need our American Supes here in America. 746 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,359 [man over phone speaking angrily] 747 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,487 Well, isn't it kind of sort of your fault for being invaded? 748 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,615 You might as well have been wearing a short skirt. 749 00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:43,201 Man, those Ukrainians sure have a fucking mouth on them. 750 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:46,871 Remember, you're doing the Lord's work. 751 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,206 Word's out, Vought's stock is tanking. 752 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,126 The international markets are in freefall, and you're not 753 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,254 - the least bit concerned? - It's not about what I think. 754 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,632 It's what the man wants. 755 00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,967 It's always what the man wants. 756 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:02,179 [dramatic music playing] 757 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,183 You want a drink? 758 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:09,477 So, we're at the Climate Change Summit in Reykjavík, 759 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,897 when the Swiss chancellor says we should all race our Gulfstreams. 760 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,441 The amount of CO2 we splooged out? 761 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:19,905 The air was chewy the next day, lolz. [laughs] 762 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,034 Come on. What do you want from me, Sage? 763 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,911 What makes you think I want anything from you? 764 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,872 You haven't called me the poster child for late-term abortion once today. 765 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:32,167 Truth be told, you're not the one I want. 766 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,795 I know you know what Homelander's doing. 767 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:38,589 - [Bashley] He's going after the V1. - Wait, what?! 768 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,424 And if he gets any-- 769 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,510 - He lives forever. - What is V1? 770 00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:45,137 And what do you mean Homelander lives forever? [gasps] 771 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,640 I've done what I can to make sure he doesn't find any. 772 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:50,017 How do you know about this and I don't? 773 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:52,020 Have you two been talking without me? 774 00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:56,148 Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky. 775 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,525 I need you to read his mind. 776 00:37:57,526 --> 00:37:59,652 What he knows, where they're headed next, 777 00:37:59,653 --> 00:38:03,615 and most importantly, if Soldier Boy is warming up to his sadistic rugrat. 778 00:38:05,117 --> 00:38:06,325 Okay. I'm in. 779 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,202 The fuck you are. 780 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,913 - We're not conspiring against Homelander. - [Bashley] Hey. 781 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,458 Don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote tramp stamped on our ass. 782 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,293 "The only real prison is fear." 783 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,963 - No, the only real prison is prison. - Ashley-- 784 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:22,008 What do you think happens to you if I die? 785 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,509 I'm not about to risk my neck 786 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,304 because I let an overgrown boil do my thinking for me. 787 00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,306 Okay, fine. Just stay. 788 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,017 Why? So you can play more mind games? 789 00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:33,477 You gave me your answer. I heard you. 790 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:36,355 Now, don't make me drink alone. 791 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,482 [dramatic music playing] 792 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,985 [Ashley] I'm starving. Are you starving? 793 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,571 I'd kill for a chalupa right now. 794 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,114 [Bashley] I'd kill for a big, juicy dick. 795 00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,490 Hey, we should call Gavin. 796 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,285 His girth was amazing, and, oh, man, the amount of spunk 797 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:51,537 he shot back here, we looked like Pepé Le Pew. 798 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:54,373 We are not booty-calling my high school boyfriend. 799 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,500 [Bashley] But he was so sweet. And Mom loved him, remember? 800 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,794 Yeah, well, Mom's dead, so she doesn't get a say, 801 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,005 - and neither do you. - What happened to her? 802 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,631 Cancer. 803 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,383 My grandmother, too. 804 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:07,471 What was she like? Your mother? 805 00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,349 Tiny. [laughs] And terrifying. 806 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:15,019 This one bitch, Harper Hewitt, used to make fun of my nose, 807 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,105 so my mom tells Mr. Hewitt that Mrs. Hewitt 808 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:21,484 has been railing the UPS guy, which she was. 809 00:39:21,485 --> 00:39:24,613 That was Mom, bringing a nuke to a knife fight. 810 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,700 So, they moved. 811 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,495 And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat. 812 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:36,707 My folks shot me up with V, thinking I'd be a meal ticket. 813 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,168 And then, my power turned out to be smarts. 814 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,836 Which is the worst fucking one. 815 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,963 Try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day. 816 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:44,048 Ooh, trust me. 817 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,718 The thing people hate more than just about anything 818 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,178 is feeling stupid. 819 00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:53,974 So, when a three-year-old corrects your grammar or, oh, tells them 820 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:57,103 their "life dream yogurt shop" is doomed to fail, 821 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:59,021 they start to hate you, too. 822 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:00,106 Least my parents did. 823 00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:02,025 So they dumped me at my grandma's. 824 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,610 But Grandma, 825 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:08,280 she was the only one who ever thought it was a gift. 826 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:11,325 I would quote Othello to her word for word, 827 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:14,912 and-and... [sighs] she'd clap 828 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,790 and laugh her big laugh. 829 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,754 I'm still so pissed she is gone. 830 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,674 I used to want to be like my mom. 831 00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:29,593 Strong. Pushy as fuck. 832 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,470 Didn't take shit from anyone. 833 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,056 You still can. 834 00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:35,725 If you help me. 835 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,854 Fuck you. 836 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,689 You knew about my mom the whole time. 837 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,858 You drew it out of me just to soften me up. 838 00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:47,111 - Did it work? - No. This is my fucking problem with you. 839 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,321 I know you've been working some big plan all year. 840 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:53,159 How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just a pawn in your fucked-up chess game? 841 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,536 All right. 842 00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,289 If I tell you, will you help me? 843 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,207 I would heavily consider it. 844 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:04,378 Helping Homelander take control of the country is phase one. 845 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:07,131 It was only ever the beginning. Phase two is the end. 846 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:09,259 - The end of what? - The world. 847 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,928 After this Supe-killing virus is released-- 848 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:15,682 - Wait, you want it released? - Oh, you bet I do. 849 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:21,770 After Supes realize humans are behind it, all hell will break loose. 850 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:25,149 Supes butchering humans, virus butchering Supes. 851 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:28,152 - Oh, fucking World War Supe. - I don't believe you. 852 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,112 Swear on my grandma's soul. 853 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,156 Why would you possibly want that? 854 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:36,368 'Cause I'll be watching from my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs. 855 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:41,707 And when it's all over, I can read all day every day, 856 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:44,418 no one bothering me. 857 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,171 Nothing but peace and quiet forever. 858 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,632 [ominous music playing] 859 00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:52,009 Which is why Homelander can't survive. 860 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,804 God, that needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest. 861 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,473 Yeah, defeats the whole purpose. 862 00:41:57,474 --> 00:42:01,061 Don't worry. You're invited to my bunker. 863 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,605 You, too, Ashley. 864 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,068 [Bashley] Fuck. 865 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,489 - Would you like some knee pads? - Sorry? What? 866 00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:16,201 You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog. 867 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,538 So I'm asking you if you would like some knee pads. 868 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:23,040 [Homelander] Go easy on the little guy. 869 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,417 - He brought me Stan Edgar. - [Deep] Thank you, sir. 870 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,294 [Homelander] You may leave. 871 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:29,005 [triumphant music playing] 872 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,723 What crawled up your shithole? 873 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,100 No idea what you mean. 874 00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:43,686 When you're pissy, 875 00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:46,314 you tend to make everybody else's lives pissy, too. 876 00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:49,817 Stan Edgar still stonewalling you? 877 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,402 I've talked to him three times now. 878 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:55,656 Says he has no idea where the V1 is. Heart rate steady as a rock. 879 00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:57,032 I'm starting to believe him. 880 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:59,869 That slippery fuck used to fetch my cocaine. 881 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,542 You know what? I have an idea. 882 00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,422 Why don't I take a crack at him? 883 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,173 What, you don't trust me? 884 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:17,219 Well, you did lock me in a room with nuclear material 885 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,888 and, uh, tried to stop me getting the V1, 886 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:25,144 so I'm sure you can understand my hesitance. 887 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:28,105 You could've killed me at Fort Harmony, but you didn't. 888 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,524 - Maybe I feel like I owe you. - Or maybe you're lying. 889 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,484 Maybe. 890 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,531 [inhales deeply] 891 00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,742 Give me an hour. 892 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,452 I'll meet you at Edgar's cell. 893 00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:43,495 [dramatic music playing] 894 00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:45,498 [urinating] 895 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:56,509 [Soldier Boy] My, my, how the mighty have fucked themselves square in the ass. 896 00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:58,927 Don't shit where you eat, Stan. 897 00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,013 So, you've called in reinforcements. 898 00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,265 I wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the Reds. 899 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:05,726 It wasn't personal. It was a business decision. 900 00:44:05,727 --> 00:44:08,645 We had your replacement model on the way. 901 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:12,859 Even as a toddler, Homelander showed more promise than you ever did. 902 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,320 Not that it amounted to much. 903 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:19,990 When have you ever done anything 904 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:23,077 remotely interesting or original? 905 00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:27,081 My power is absolute, Stan. 906 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:30,167 At heights no one's even dreamed of. 907 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,086 I'd call that pretty fucking original. 908 00:44:32,087 --> 00:44:33,796 Nothing that the lowest speck 909 00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:37,299 of this pointless species couldn't have thought of, 910 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,427 were they to be granted your level of power. 911 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,764 Why am I still alive? 912 00:44:43,765 --> 00:44:46,726 Oh, because you're useful, Stan. 913 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:50,396 - And I always wanted a pet. - Perhaps. 914 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:53,732 Or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures 915 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:57,903 that you can't even bring yourself to kill the ones who hate you. 916 00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,282 At least that's something he and I have in common. 917 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:03,910 Do you want to die, Stan? 918 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,457 [Soldier Boy] Jesus. 919 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,961 You could get pregnant with all the eye-fucking. 920 00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:16,004 Tempe, Arizona. 921 00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,589 Is that supposed to mean something? 922 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,842 Well, I had the eggheads in crime analytics 923 00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:23,470 track down your granddaughter, Zoe, 924 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,888 and her dad. 925 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,515 They're in Tempe, Arizona. 926 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,685 [tense music playing] 927 00:45:29,269 --> 00:45:31,103 So... 928 00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:33,731 where is the V1? 929 00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:38,695 As I told you, I genuinely don't know. 930 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,077 But... 931 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,996 I may know someone who does. 932 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:51,875 You should go and see Mister Marathon in L.A. 933 00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:57,671 He's always had an intense interest in Vought's history. 934 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,841 It should be a delightful reunion. 935 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:02,385 [suspenseful music playing] 936 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,513 - [♪ Rosemary Clooney sings "Hooray for Hollywood"] - ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 937 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:09,141 ♪ That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood ♪ 938 00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:11,685 - [siren wailing in distance] - ♪ Go out and try your luck ♪ 939 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:13,437 ♪ You might be Donald Duck ♪ 940 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,481 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 941 00:46:15,482 --> 00:46:18,192 [Mister Marathon] Homelander, it is really, uh, really good to see you. 942 00:46:18,193 --> 00:46:20,819 Um, why-- [stammers] Uh, you know, what-what brings you by? 943 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:23,363 - Relax. We're just here to talk. - Yeah, yeah, great, awesome. 944 00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,699 And Soldier Boy, wow. Big fan, sir. 945 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:28,203 I actually, uh, popped my cherry in your Underoos. 946 00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,162 Nice. 947 00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:31,705 So you were part of The Seven? 948 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,791 Uh, I was, I was. You know, until this one replaced me with A-Train. 949 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,085 Check it out. Come on. 950 00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:39,004 Well, you're only the world's fastest man 951 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:42,257 as long as you're the world's fastest man, Champ, and you got slow. 952 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:45,844 It was one race. You never gave me the chance to win it back, boss. 953 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:47,680 [intriguing music playing] 954 00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,017 Hey, check this one out. 955 00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:53,602 Grossed 35 mil. 956 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:55,145 On a $200 million budget. 957 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,481 - These aren't even Vought films. - What's the difference? 958 00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,400 These were made where washed-up Supes go to die. 959 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:02,486 Sony Pictures TV. 960 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:03,612 It's a legit studio. 961 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:06,073 And I save half on their TVs. 962 00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:08,158 And maybe we're not part of the official VCU, 963 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:12,287 and maybe we can't mention Vought or, you know, any licensed Vought hero, 964 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:15,457 but, hey, I'm still making magic. 965 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:17,751 That and I, uh, I sling a little bit on the side. 966 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:19,461 Blow, pills, Ozempic, whatever you need. 967 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,505 Fastest dealer in town. [chuckles] 968 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:23,466 All right, come on. The gang will be psyched to meet you. 969 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,265 Did you guys hear? They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay, 970 00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:35,435 - Joaquin, Kiefer, Meryl. - I also heard they got Benedict. 971 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,562 - Wong or Cumberbatch? - Both. 972 00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:39,022 - Fuck! - I know. Dude, what the fuck, Malchemical? 973 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,315 Get your boys in check, huh? 974 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,151 Just 'cause I'm a Supe doesn't mean I truck in that fascist shit. 975 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:45,529 - We need to do something. - Counterpoint: why? 976 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:46,863 [Kumail] 'Cause we're storytellers, dude. 977 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,323 - [Seth] Yeah. - Our superpower 978 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,117 is we inspire hearts and minds. 979 00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,577 Look at the characters we create: 980 00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:54,413 - Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Gandhi. - [Will] Oh, bitch please. 981 00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:57,958 Come on, like Mark Hamill, J-Law, and Sir Ben Kingsley 982 00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:00,669 do anything but collect their fucking residuals. 983 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:03,088 - They're very engaged. - Look, here's what we do. 984 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:06,675 We all post about this simultaneously on Instagram. 985 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,802 - [Kumail] Yes. - [Seth] Black squares on the main feed. 986 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,471 - Black Lives Matter did black squares. - [Seth] Fuck. You're right. 987 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,557 We do blue squares on the grid. 988 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,976 - 'Cause blue lives matter. That's totally different. - I wouldn't post that. 989 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:19,062 Is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group? 990 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,064 - What about white? - Well... 991 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:24,985 Oh, ooh, ooh, I'll get Lena Dunham to write an editorial for The Atlantic. 992 00:48:24,986 --> 00:48:26,695 - Oh, yeah. - [Seth] It's like, that'll really rate. - [Will] She's great. 993 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:28,238 - [Seth] That has great readership. - She's a great writer. 994 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,573 - [Seth] She's a very persuasive-- - Universally beloved. 995 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:30,824 Whatever, fuck sticks. 996 00:48:30,825 --> 00:48:33,952 Look, best day of my life was when they executed Hader. 997 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:36,663 Right? More offer-onlys for the Forte. 998 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,498 Hey, do we think Michael Cera's a Starlighter? 999 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,958 'Cause we're up for the same part right now, 1000 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,543 and it'd be pretty good if he got vanished. 1001 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,754 We've been friends with him for 20 years, Chris. 1002 00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,382 - Yeah, but I really need this part, man. - Oh, no. Oh, no. 1003 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,343 - 'Sup? - Homelander. 1004 00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:50,969 Soldier Boy. Wow. [stammers] 1005 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:54,682 I'm Will. Remember me? I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum. 1006 00:48:57,518 --> 00:49:00,604 Seth Rogen. We actually met once before, uh, with Black Noir 1007 00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:03,232 at the premiere for Silent Vengeance 3: Vengeance Reloaded. 1008 00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,528 Big fan. I'm actually, uh, testifying in front of Congress for you, you know, 1009 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:09,988 outing suspected Starlighters. 1010 00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,367 Spoiler alert: Post Malone. 1011 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,118 You need to get the fuck away from me right now. 1012 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,621 - You bet, yeah. - Yeah. 1013 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,414 [Homelander] We came here looking for something. 1014 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,416 What do you know about V1? 1015 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,669 [tense music playing] 1016 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,754 You've come to the right place. 1017 00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:27,340 - [keypad beeping] - [lock clicks] 1018 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,510 [intriguing music playing] 1019 00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:35,056 Here you go. [clears throat] 1020 00:49:38,101 --> 00:49:40,937 Oh, yeah, Vought yanked that one from newsstands after Kent State. 1021 00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:43,815 Good times. 1022 00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:46,858 - How'd you end up with it? - [Mister Marathon] Some old bitch on eBay. 1023 00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:51,280 I paid 20 bucks. I mean, it'd go for half a mil at auction easy. 1024 00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:57,370 [clears throat] 1025 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:02,833 Yeah, Dr. Vought was a, was a titan, a visionary. 1026 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:06,129 He was a pansy with a German accent and sweaty palms. 1027 00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:08,880 [Mister Marathon] He was a complicated guy. 1028 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,592 [somber music playing] 1029 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:19,934 - [clears throat] - Do you or do you not have V1? 1030 00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:23,186 I-I don't. 1031 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,688 But Bombsight does. 1032 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,106 He does. 1033 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,525 - That piece of shit's still alive? - Yeah. 1034 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,402 Yeah, he was my best customer for a long time. 1035 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:31,695 What makes you think he has it? 1036 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:33,864 One night, he was tweaked out of his gourd, 1037 00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,115 and he told me he had some, 1038 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,366 - and I believe him. - Where is he? 1039 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:37,451 Me and Bombsight are still cool. 1040 00:50:37,452 --> 00:50:40,245 Wh-Why don't we all just hang out for a sec, and I-I'll call him. 1041 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:42,248 He'll-he'll fly right over. 1042 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:44,541 [snorts] 1043 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,251 [rap music playing quietly] 1044 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:48,296 [Mister Marathon snorts, clears throat, sniffs] 1045 00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,715 I scooped this up from Bogotá while you were taking a piss. 1046 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,009 - Mm. - I mean, for the Soldier Boy, 1047 00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,011 - nothing but the best. - Mm. 1048 00:50:56,012 --> 00:50:57,430 [clears throat] 1049 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,267 [Christopher] Seth? 1050 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:04,394 Oh. No, I actually hate weed. 1051 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,774 I just pretend to like it for my brand, so I can sell ashtrays to suckers. 1052 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:12,194 Um... [clears throat] Yo, Homelander. 1053 00:51:12,195 --> 00:51:15,489 [clears throat] Uh, you want to hit this? 1054 00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:18,033 It is my life goal to smoke you out, homie. 1055 00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:19,494 [groans] 1056 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,163 Don't call me that. 1057 00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:25,081 [Malchemical] Homelander. 1058 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,876 It's good to see you again. 1059 00:51:30,046 --> 00:51:31,463 - Do I know you? - Yeah. 1060 00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:34,591 Uh, we met, like, six times. Malchemical. 1061 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:36,218 Make deadly gasses. 1062 00:51:36,219 --> 00:51:38,304 Did that whole campaign with Gas-X. 1063 00:51:41,474 --> 00:51:43,475 [sighs] That's embarrassing. 1064 00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:46,561 [Mister Marathon] Homelander still as weird as he was when I was there? 1065 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:50,065 - Well, I wasn't there back then, but yes. - [laughs] 1066 00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:52,359 So, get this. One time, at Les Deux, 1067 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,361 Mischa Barton wanted to suck him off, right? 1068 00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:55,987 He spent two hours talking to her 1069 00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:58,281 about Nietzsche, then left when she stepped on his cape. 1070 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,534 Ugh. That fucking cape. 1071 00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,160 - Like a baby with a blanket. - [laughs] 1072 00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:05,622 Pretty sure he jerks off into it. Probably why it's so stiff. [chuckles] 1073 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,040 [Homelander] Say that again. 1074 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,252 [unsettling music playing] 1075 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,213 Oh, can't you take a fucking joke? 1076 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,217 Say it again. 1077 00:52:18,553 --> 00:52:19,719 Thought as much. 1078 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,680 If Bombsight's not coming, I'm leaving. 1079 00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:23,516 No, he's on his way, be here any minute. I swear. 1080 00:52:27,395 --> 00:52:28,478 Nah, I'm done. 1081 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,772 [sighs] 1082 00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,568 - Oh, shit. - [Homelander] By the way... Hey! 1083 00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:35,652 I heard you all. 1084 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,404 And I want you all to know 1085 00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:39,948 that very soon, gentlemen, you are going to pay 1086 00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:43,285 for your sick posts and your hateful memes. 1087 00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:45,246 Especially the memes. 1088 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,374 What, no, no, no, no. 1089 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,042 - I-It was Kumail and Seth's idea. - What?! 1090 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,627 - Fuck you, Forte! That-- - I-I was against it. I was against it. 1091 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,754 It was, it was fucking his idea, man! 1092 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,840 He is just sucking your dick so you can help his shitty fucking career. 1093 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:58,174 [Will] Take them, okay? 1094 00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,634 Shit, I-I'll take 'em out for you right now. 1095 00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,177 Oh, really, yeah? You want to take me, bitch? 1096 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,096 - I'm fucking yoked now. - Shut up, Forte. - Really? Okay-- 1097 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:04,931 - Forte, you're making this worse-- - I'm not! 1098 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,600 Everybody, stop! 1099 00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,768 We really should round up Michael Cera. 1100 00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,687 [sighs] 1101 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,272 Homelander. 1102 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,150 - S-Sorry. Quick question. - What? 1103 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:16,985 Oh, for fuck's sakes. 1104 00:53:16,986 --> 00:53:18,654 [hissing] 1105 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,157 [gasping] 1106 00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:24,117 - Ooh! - Who's memorable now? 1107 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,161 - What the fuck? - Easy. Easy. Easy. 1108 00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:29,247 - Can we fuck off, please?! - Chill out, MacGruber. Everything's cool. 1109 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:30,957 Hey, man, we don't have a problem with you, honest, 1110 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,251 but-but-but-but fuck this fucking guy. 1111 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:34,794 You know, he fucked my life. 1112 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:38,423 Look, i-if you help us get rid of him, then we all win, and you, 1113 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:40,008 you can have The Seven. 1114 00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:42,552 And I don't even, like, really care if you bring me back or whatever. 1115 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,095 I don't need to kill him to get The Seven. 1116 00:53:44,096 --> 00:53:45,305 No, yeah, of course not, 1117 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,349 but what about all that creepy shit he's doing with that church? 1118 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:49,726 I mean, they're rounding up everybody cool, 1119 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,645 all the hookers, the drug dealers. 1120 00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:53,104 They want to ban porn. 1121 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:55,273 - I mean, they want to ban fucking abortions. - [Mister Marathon] Yeah. 1122 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:58,568 Okay, well, banning abortion would be a big problem for me personally. 1123 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,778 [Mister Marathon] Exactly, for all of us. 1124 00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:02,989 S-So, if we kill him, w-we can stop worrying about being 1125 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:06,409 cops or-or-or gods or-or asexual weirdos. 1126 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,955 You know, we can go back to fucking and-and being fucking awesome. 1127 00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:13,083 Look, we know you've got that fucked-up chest blast thing. 1128 00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:15,001 I mean, I was at Herogasm. I saw it. 1129 00:54:15,002 --> 00:54:16,294 [Mister Marathon] Just finish him now. 1130 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,797 Take away his powers, so we can curb stomp him 1131 00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:20,048 while we have the chance. 1132 00:54:20,049 --> 00:54:22,760 [tense music playing] 1133 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,599 He is a fucking asexual weirdo. 1134 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,893 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1135 00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:34,980 But as much as it pains me to say this, 1136 00:54:34,981 --> 00:54:37,984 he's my fucking asexual weirdo. 1137 00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:44,073 - Nobody fucks my son but me. - What? 1138 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,658 That came out wrong. 1139 00:54:46,659 --> 00:54:47,659 [grunts] 1140 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:48,743 - [screams] - Oh! 1141 00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:50,996 [intense music playing] 1142 00:54:50,997 --> 00:54:53,040 - [neck cracks] - [others scream] 1143 00:54:57,795 --> 00:54:58,963 - Whoa! - Oh, fuck! 1144 00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:01,882 [screams] 1145 00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,926 [others screaming] 1146 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,262 Oh! What the fuck?! 1147 00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:10,140 - [toilet flushes] - Danny Trejo need to stick to acting. 1148 00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:12,392 Them tacos fucked my shit up. 1149 00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,644 Soldier Boy. 1150 00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:19,107 [dispatcher over phone] 911. What's your emergency? 1151 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,650 [hushed] Yeah, please send police right now. We're gonna die. 1152 00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,527 - Okay. What is the address? - I don't know the address. 1153 00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:24,154 - Do you know the address? - I don't know the address. 1154 00:55:24,155 --> 00:55:27,198 - Oh, fuck. Fuck. Don't kill-- Please don't kill us. - Shut up. Shut up. 1155 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,742 I'm not gonna kill you. 1156 00:55:28,743 --> 00:55:32,830 I'm gonna get you out of here, but you need to do exactly as I say. 1157 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,084 [suspenseful music playing] 1158 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,252 Go. Go. 1159 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:40,296 [both scream] 1160 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:44,675 Fuck! 1161 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,645 No! No! 1162 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,487 What'd you do to me, man? 1163 00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:06,946 - Seth. - [somber music playing] 1164 00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:08,740 Fuck. Hey, hey. 1165 00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:10,867 - Hey, hey, hey. - Is-is it bad? 1166 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,327 Well, uh... 1167 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:13,870 I-I didn't mean to. 1168 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:15,622 I don't want to die, man. 1169 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:16,998 It's gonna be okay. 1170 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,625 I'll remember you 1171 00:56:18,626 --> 00:56:22,045 - every time I watch An American Pickle. - What? 1172 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,255 [neck cracks] 1173 00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:27,176 [panting] 1174 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,391 [intriguing music playing] 1175 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,710 [tense music playing] 1176 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,337 [screams] 1177 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,547 Fuck! 1178 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:06,757 Does Bombsight really have it? 1179 00:57:07,883 --> 00:57:11,177 Fuck you! I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff 'em down your throat. 1180 00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:13,721 That'd be like trying to shove two grapefruits through a garden hose. 1181 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,682 [groans] 1182 00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:17,101 Does Bombsight have the V1?! 1183 00:57:19,186 --> 00:57:21,020 [screams] Oh, God! 1184 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,939 Yes, yes! Okay, yes! That part was true. 1185 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,691 I swear to fucking God, man. 1186 00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:26,109 - He's got it. - Where is he? 1187 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:27,277 - I don't know. - Where the fuck is he?! 1188 00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:29,654 I don't know. I haven't talked to him in, like, five years, I swear, man. 1189 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:31,323 I swear to God. Please. 1190 00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:33,659 [pained grunting] 1191 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,127 [unsettling music playing] 1192 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,420 What happened? 1193 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,922 I took care of it. 1194 00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,093 Why? 1195 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:55,013 Because fuck them. 1196 00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:56,182 That's why. 1197 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,767 I don't think this micro-prick was lying. 1198 00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:02,646 Bombsight has the V1. We just got to find him. 1199 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,232 Also, um... 1200 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:08,234 [smacks lips] 1201 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,820 I've been fucking Firecracker. 1202 00:58:11,447 --> 00:58:16,827 But out of respect for you, that's, uh... that's done. 1203 00:58:18,746 --> 00:58:22,833 Plus, her pillow talk was getting to be a real drag. 1204 00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,544 Pillow talk? 1205 00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:32,343 [elevator bell chimes] 1206 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,139 [elevator doors slide closed] 1207 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:40,684 [unsettling music playing] 1208 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,076 Homelander. 1209 00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,580 How was L.A.? 1210 00:59:03,958 --> 00:59:06,125 Did you catch tonight's Truthbomb? 1211 00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,460 I did indeed. 1212 00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:09,921 And it was a real barnburner. 1213 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:11,714 - Well done. - Thank you, sir. 1214 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,092 That means the world. 1215 00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,386 How's sex with my father? 1216 00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:19,222 [unsettling music playing] 1217 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,724 Is he good at it? 1218 00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,227 Are you thinking about me 1219 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:27,022 when you're making love to him? 1220 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,525 I never meant to cross a line 1221 00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:32,735 - or offend you in-- - Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 1222 00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,195 Don't fret, little one. 1223 00:59:34,196 --> 00:59:36,573 I don't care about the sex, really. 1224 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,536 But I do care about your little chats after sex. 1225 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,080 Sir, whatever Soldier Boy told you, I can assure you that I-- 1226 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:49,586 You mean, uh, your inner turmoil when it comes to me and, uh... 1227 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,131 [sighs] Jesus? 1228 00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:56,968 Are you thinking of Jesus when you're praising me? 1229 00:59:56,969 --> 01:00:00,430 No, you are my one and only savior. 1230 01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:04,935 You s-say that, but your jagged little heart is whirring like a hummingbird. 1231 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:07,980 [sighs] 1232 01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:11,983 You're supposed to worship me. 1233 01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:13,484 Love me. 1234 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,361 And me alone. 1235 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,572 - I do. - I believed in you. 1236 01:00:17,573 --> 01:00:19,283 Turns out... 1237 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:22,202 ...you don't believe in me. 1238 01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:27,249 I need you to collect your things... 1239 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,210 ...and leave. 1240 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,921 But I do believe in you. 1241 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:35,757 I love you. 1242 01:00:35,758 --> 01:00:39,052 I am the only one here who ever has! 1243 01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:41,262 I gave you everything. 1244 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,097 I gave you my soul. 1245 01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:45,808 Everybody else here, they're just... 1246 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,977 they're just scared of you. 1247 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:53,900 Or they want something from you, but I have always loved you for you. 1248 01:00:53,901 --> 01:00:58,905 Just the strongest, smartest, 1249 01:00:58,906 --> 01:01:00,448 best man on Earth. 1250 01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,325 [scoffs] Man? 1251 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:04,285 No, no, no, no, no. A god. No. 1252 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:06,830 No, the God. 1253 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,377 My Lord, that look you used to get when you'd suckle me? 1254 01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:15,296 I felt like Mother Mary herself. 1255 01:01:15,297 --> 01:01:20,218 I felt blessed to nourish someone as... 1256 01:01:20,219 --> 01:01:22,262 - important as you. - [sighs] 1257 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,182 [sighs] 1258 01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:28,644 But nothing I ever did was good enough, was it? 1259 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:31,939 You cast me out into the cold. 1260 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:37,193 Which was so much worse than never feeling your warmth in the first place. 1261 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,946 So all I have been trying to do 1262 01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:42,991 is to get you to see me the way that you used to. 1263 01:01:44,118 --> 01:01:48,747 Hell, only reason I was with Soldier Boy was because your reflected light... 1264 01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,501 ...is better than no light at all. 1265 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,711 Please, sir. 1266 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,965 I love you. 1267 01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,467 We all need love, don't we? 1268 01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:04,346 Even God. 1269 01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,392 [sighs softly] 1270 01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:14,648 [sighs] 1271 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:26,535 [exhales] 1272 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,038 [unsettling music playing] 1273 01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,470 [door opens, closes] 1274 01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,849 - [♪ Rosemary Clooney sings "Hooray for Hollywood"] - ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1275 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:53,019 ♪ That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood ♪ 1276 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:55,938 ♪ Where any office boy or young mechanic ♪ 1277 01:02:55,939 --> 01:03:00,443 ♪ can be a panic with just a good-looking pan ♪ 1278 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,946 ♪ And any barmaid can be a star, mate ♪ 1279 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,782 ♪ if she dances with or without a fan ♪ 1280 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,160 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1281 01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:12,288 ♪ Where you're terrific, if you're even good ♪ 1282 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:15,333 ♪ Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple ♪ 1283 01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:17,001 ♪ to Aimee Semple ♪ 1284 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,545 ♪ is equally understood ♪ 1285 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:23,549 ♪ Go out and try your luck, you might be Donald Duck ♪ 1286 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:25,886 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1287 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:29,014 ♪ ♪ 1288 01:04:03,257 --> 01:04:05,633 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1289 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:08,886 ♪ That phony, super-Coney Hollywood ♪ 1290 01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:11,806 ♪ They come from Chillicothes and Paducahs ♪ 1291 01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:13,558 ♪ with their bazookas ♪ 1292 01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:16,269 ♪ to get their names up in lights ♪ 1293 01:04:16,270 --> 01:04:19,730 ♪ All armed with photos from local rotos ♪ 1294 01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:22,358 ♪ with their hair in ribbon and legs in tights ♪ 1295 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,777 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1296 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:27,905 ♪ You may be homely in your neighborhood ♪ 1297 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,783 ♪ But if you think that you can be an actor ♪ 1298 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,285 ♪ see Mr. Factor ♪ 1299 01:04:32,286 --> 01:04:34,954 ♪ He'll make a monkey look good ♪ 1300 01:04:34,955 --> 01:04:36,539 ♪ Within a half an hour ♪ 1301 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,958 ♪ you'll look like Tyrone Power ♪ 1302 01:04:38,959 --> 01:04:43,880 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪ 1303 01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:52,681 ♪ Hooray for Hollywood ♪