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COMMANDER RIGS TO HOME SHIP.

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INITIATING
FINAL TIMENADO APPROACH.

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Benson:{\i1} RIGHT BEHIND YOU,{\i0}
{\i1} COMMANDER RIGS.{\i0}

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SKIPS, MUSCLE MAN,
PORT AND STARBOARD GUN.

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YES, ADMIRAL.
YES, ADMIRAL.

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POPS, YOU'RE UP TOP.

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OKAY.

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FOLLOW MY LEAD.

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GO! GO! GO!

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COME ON, RANGERS!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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IT'S
THE TEMPORAL CRYSTAL.

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NOW WE DESTROY IT.
SKIPS.

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MM.

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AW, YEAH.
GOOD JOB, RANGERS.

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MISSION OBJECTIVE
ALMOST ACCOMPLISHED.

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NOW TO LET OUR GUARD DOWN
FOR JUST ONE SECOND.

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UGH!

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All: MUSCLE MAN.

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HUH? OOH!

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OVER THERE!

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TAKE COVER!

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FIVES!

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[ PANTING ]

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CEASE FIRE.

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RIGBY AND BENSON,
YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED.

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DUDE, YOU CAN TOTALLY STOP
THIS BLOODSHED.

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GIVE UP.

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HEY, TRAITOR,
HOW'S THE HAND HOLDING UP?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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YOU MIGHT WANT TO LISTEN TO
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE,

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WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.

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GO STUFF IT, ROSS.

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YEAH, YOU NEED TO
CHILL OUT, MAN.

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FORGET ALL THIS
ERASING-TIME BUSINESS.

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CHILL OUT?! OH, I THINK
I WAS PRETTY CHILLED OUT

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WHEN I WENT TO PRISON BECAUSE OF
YOU AND MORDECAI'S LITTLE STUNT

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BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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BUT I GUESS I SHOULD THANK YOU

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FOR CREATING
THIS WONDERFUL WEAPON.

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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY CREATED
THE TIMENADO.

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WHAT?
LIAR!

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OH,{\i1} I'M{\i0} THE LIAR?!
HA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

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ISN'T THAT A GOOD ONE,
MORDECAI?

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YEAH, HILARIOUS.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, RIGBY,
AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

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[ GASPS ]

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DUDE, I DIDN'T GET IN.

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COMMANDER RIGBY!

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IT WAS
SUCH A LONG TIME AGO.

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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

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I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU DID.

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IF WE GET OUT OF HERE,
COULD YOU FIX IT?

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RIGBY, FIX THIS.

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THAT'S AN ORDER.

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[ SCREAMS ]
NO, ADMIRAL!

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RUN! RUN!

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THIS ONE'S FOR POPS!

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AND SKIPS!

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AND MUSCLE MAN!

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AND FIVES!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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HA!

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STUPID!

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STUPID!

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{\i1} TIME CIRCUITS ON.{\i0}

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TAKE ME BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL.

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GOT TO FIX THIS.

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{\i1} CALCULATING TIME JUMP.{\i0}

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STOP THAT SHIP
IN THE NAME OF LORD ROSS.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU,
MAN?

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HOW COULD YOU
WORK FOR{\i1} HIM?{\i0}

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I COULDN'T
STAY AT THE PARK FOREVER.

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I HAD TO THINK
OF MY CAREER.

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HOW ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?

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WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.

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WE HAVEN'T BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A LONG TIME.

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[ BEEPING ]

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{\i1} COURSE PLOTTED.{\i0}

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PRESS THAT BUTTON,
AND I WILL SHOOT YOU.

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HEY, MORDECAI...

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GO AHEAD!

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[ BEEP ]

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¶¶

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¶¶

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Both: WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A...

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¶ WHAT'S UP, EILEEN? ¶

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¶ YOU'RE THE QUEEN
OF THE COFFEE BEANS ¶

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¶ FILL THEM UP, FILL THEM UP ¶

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¶ CAN'T START THE DAY
WITHOUT A CUP ¶

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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD JUST
ASK FOR A REFILL

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LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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WHAT'S UP, THOUGH?

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I NEVER SEE YOU GUYS HERE
THIS EARLY.

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BREAKFAST BURRITOS
FROM THE TRUCK OUTSIDE.

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BEST BURRITOS
IN THE CITY!

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IT'S THE NAME OF THE PLACE,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.

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EH, I'VE NEVER SUBSCRIBED TO
ORDERING FOOD FROM A VEHICLE.

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WHAT TIME ARE YOU GUYS SUPPOSED
TO BE AT WORK, THOUGH?

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OH, NO.

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¶¶

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[ ENGINE SPUTTERING ]

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DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU GASSED UP THE CART.

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MM, YEAH,
WHAT I MEANT WAS,

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I DIDN'T GAS UP THE CART,
LET'S GO GET BREAKFAST BURRITOS.

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OW!

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WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO TELL THE TRUTH

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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?

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WAIT!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

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COME ON.
WE CAN'T BE LATE AGAIN!

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[ PANTING ]

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[ PANTING ]

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[ PANTING ]

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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MEETING IN 10, SKIPS.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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[ HORNS HONKING ]

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[ PANTING ]

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OOOH!

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HEY, WHAT THE...

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IT'S A FREE COUNTRY!

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[{\i1} LAUGHTER{\i0} ]

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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HEY, GUYS, MEETING IN EIGHT.

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[ SNIFFS ]

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UGH!

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS
A MEETING IN EIGHT?

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MY MOM!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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[ BOTH PANTING ]

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OW!

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CRAMP! CRAMP!

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POWER THROUGH IT, DUDE!

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[ GROANING ]

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ GIGGLING ]

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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

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MEETING IN FIVE, POPS.

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OOOH, JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

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[ PANTING ]

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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UGH!

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GET UP.

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COME ON!

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MORDECAI. RIGBY.

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MEETING IN --

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[ SIGHS ] OF COURSE.

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WAIT!

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WAIT!

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Mordecai: WAIT!

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WAIT!

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WE'RE HERE!

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AAH! WE'RE HERE!
[ PANTING ]

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WE MADE IT!

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WE MADE IT ON TIME.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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HA!
HA!

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UH, YEAH,
YOU'RE NOT ON TIME

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BECAUSE THE MORNING MEETING'S
ALREADY OVER!

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SORRY, BENSON.

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WE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER,
BUT THE CART RAN OUT OF GAS.

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YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T
RUN OUT OF GAS?

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LEAVE!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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GOOD LUCK, FELLAS.

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BAD SHOW.

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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T JUST
WALK INTO WORK

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WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

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WE HAVE RULES HERE.

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AND WHEN YOU BREAK THE RULES,

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YOU'RE GONNA PAY
THE CONSEQUENCES.

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WAIT, PAY THE CONSEQUENCES,
OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES?

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FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

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FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!

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WHAT ARE THOSE?

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THESE ARE PINK SLIPS.

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ONE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT,
AND ONE WITH YOURS ON IT.

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AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO SAY THE WORDS

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I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY
FOR A LONG TIME.

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YOU'RE FIRED!

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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NO, BENSON, YOU CAN'T!

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YEAH,
WE GOT A GOOD EXCUSE!

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OH, REALLY?
WHAT'S THAT?

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WE BOUGHT YOU
BREAKFAST BURRITOS.

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WHAT?

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YOU KNOW,
JUST TO SAY WE'RE SORRY

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FOR MESSING UP AT WORK
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT, MORDECAI?

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UH, YEAH.

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BEST BURRITOS IN THE CITY.

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¶¶

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DUDE,
THAT WAS AWESOME!

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WHEN DID YOU WRITE HIS NAME
ON THE BAG?

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PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE TIME
HE WAS TALKING.

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THE OLD "WRITING NOTES
BEHIND THE BACK" TRICK.

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MASTERED THAT ONE
BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH,
THE ONLY FLAW IN YOUR PLAN

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IS THAT NOW I'M STARVING.

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YEAH, ME TOO.

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YOU WANT TO SNEAK OFF
AND GET SOME FOOD?

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NAH, BENSON'S BEEN WATCHING US
THIS WHOLE TIME.

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I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
RIDE THIS OUT UNTIL DINNER.

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00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,860
PFFT, YEAH, RIGHT.

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00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,700
IF WE HAVE TO GO THAT LONG
BEFORE TAKING A BREAK,

209
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,420
THEN I'M GONNA START LOOKING
FOR ANOTHER JOB.

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00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,570
YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE THE PARK.

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I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
I'M JUST SAYING.

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IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN JUST

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KEEP WORKING AT THE PARK
FOREVER, YOU KNOW?

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WHATEVER. YOU SAY THAT NOW.
[ GROANS ]

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I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

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BUT I JUST THINK IT'S SOMETHING
WE REALLY SHOULD BE --

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RUN!

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DUDE, YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
FROM THE FUTURE!

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¶¶

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AAH!

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AAH!

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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

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GET OFF, DUDE.

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YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?

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WHOO-O-O-O!
THAT WAS AWESOME!

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00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,430
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

227
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IT WASN'T US!
[ COUGHS ]

228
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YEAH, THAT METEOR
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

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UH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A METEOR, GUYS.

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WHOA!

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IT LOOKS LIKE
SOME SORT OF VEHICLE.

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A SPACESHIP.

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THERE'S GOT TO BE
A DOOR SOMEWHERE.

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Benson: RIGBY, NO!
GET AWAY FROM THERE!

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DUDE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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RELAX, I JUST WANT TO
CHECK IT OUT.

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AAAH!

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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I CAN'T BE ABDUCTED, BROS.
I'M PROBE SENSITIVE.

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[ GROANS ]

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UGH!

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00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,460
THAT'S
A WEIRD-LOOKING ALIEN.

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DUDE,
HE LOOKS LIKE YOU.

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YEAH,
BUT WAY COOLER.

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HELP.

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[ GROANS ]

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OH, GEEZ!

248
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THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

249
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THAT'S NOT GOOD, RIGHT?

250
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UNH-UNH.

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WHO ARE YOU?

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IT'S ME. RIGBY.

253
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,870
I'VE TRAVELED BACK FROM
THE FUTURE TO SEEK YOUR HELP.

254
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:28,140
BUT HOW CAN YOU BE RIGBY?
YOU LOOK SO AWESOME.

255
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,140
THANKS.
I REALLY GREW INTO IT.

256
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,670
[ COUGHS ]

257
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,410
THE UNIVERSE IS ON THE VERGE
OF BEING DESTROYED.

258
00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:37,340
AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU TRIED
TO MAKE A TIME MACHINE

259
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:38,480
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

260
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,710
WHAT?
WHAT?

261
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,350
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
HOW CAN THAT BE?

262
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:42,820
RIGBY,
WHAT DID YOU DO?

263
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:43,820
WHAT?! NOTHING!

264
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:44,660
OH, YEAH, I'M SURE.

265
00:12:44,650 --> 00:12:46,150
IS THIS FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?

266
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:48,150
BUT I LIKE THE UNIVERSE!

267
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,890
STOP TALKING!

268
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,220
[ GROANS ]

269
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,330
THAT FAILED TIME MACHINE
WAS THE GENESIS

270
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,200
OF A MASSIVE TIMENADO.

271
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,260
Both: A TIMENADO?

272
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,260
A TIME-WHAT?

273
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,760
TIMENADO --

274
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,560
A TORNADO THAT CAN TRAVEL
THROUGH SPACE AND TIME.

275
00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,070
COME ON, BENSON, KEEP UP.

276
00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:05,910
WAIT, WAIT, BUT I THOUGHT
WE JUST BLEW UP THE SCIENCE LAB.

277
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,200
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO,
BUT IT TURNS OUT WHAT WE DID

278
00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:12,940
CREATED SOMETHING
FAR MORE DESTRUCTIVE.

279
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,680
THE TIMENADO WAS A PHENOMENA
OF GREAT POWER.

280
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,020
ITS TERMINAL ENERGY CREATES
PORTALS THROUGH TIME,

281
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,350
NORMALLY HARMLESS.

282
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:25,220
BUT NOW HAS BEEN HARNESSED
AND WEAPONIZED

283
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,720
BY A MADMAN CALLED ROSS.

284
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,920
MR. ROSS?
OUR OLD TEACHER?

285
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,520
THE ONE AND ONLY.

286
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,520
ROSS IS USING THE TIMENADO
TO SUCK UP EARTH'S TIMELINE.

287
00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:38,060
ENTIRE PIECES OF THE FUTURE
ARE BEING ERASED.

288
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,760
PORTALS START APPEARING
ONE AFTER THE OTHER,

289
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,060
RIPPING THROUGH
THE FABRIC OF TIME

290
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,400
UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT.

291
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,900
YEARS, WHOLE DECADES --
GONE IN AN INSTANT.

292
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,300
THE INTERGALACTIC PARK RANGERS
HAVE BEEN TRYING TO STOP IT

293
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,140
TO NO AVAIL.

294
00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:57,880
MORDECAI AND RIGBY,
YOU NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME

295
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,720
TO STOP US FROM TRYING
TO MAKE THAT TIME MACHINE

296
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:04,210
OR ALL OF TIME WILL BE ERASED.

297
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:05,420
WELL, WHY US?

298
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,420
YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO BACK
AND STOP IT?

299
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,660
I WAS TRYING TO,

300
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:11,450
BUT GETTING SHOT
KIND OF CHANGED THE PLAN.

301
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,960
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHO SHOT YOU?

302
00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:18,630
HIM.

303
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:20,060
[ ALL GASP ]
OH, MY!

304
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,320
YOU SHOT ME?!

305
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,570
WHAT? NO!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

306
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,290
WHOA,
YOU GUYS STOP BEING FRIENDS?

307
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,070
[ INDISTINCT MUTTERING ]

308
00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:30,240
HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?

309
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,640
RIGBY,
COME HERE...CLOSER.

310
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,310
DON'T [ COUGHS ]

311
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,580
AW, MAN!

312
00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,400
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE
I DID.

313
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,250
[ COUGHS ]
DUDE, COME ON!

314
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,240
[ COUGHS, GAGS ]

315
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,680
YOU HAVE
TO TELL THE TRUTH,

316
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:51,080
EVEN IF IT MEANS
LOSING MORDECAI.

317
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:56,030
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

318
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,360
THIS IS CRAZY.

319
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,820
IT'S CRAZY.

320
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,500
WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABOUT?
TIME BEING DESTROYED?

321
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,770
I -- I -- I -- I -- I...

322
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:12,270
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
ABOUT THIS TIME MACHINE?

323
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:14,270
WELL, ALL WE WANTED
AFTER HIGH SCHOOL

324
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,100
WAS TO GO TO
COLLEGE U TOGETHER.

325
00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:18,110
BUT RIGBY GOT IN,
AND I DIDN'T.

326
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:20,210
SO WE TRIED TO BUILD
A TIME MACHINE TO FIX IT.

327
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,950
BUT IT EXPLODED AND DESTROYED
THE WHOLE SCIENCE LAB.

328
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,320
WHOA!

329
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,840
WAIT, RIGBY GOT ACCEPTED,
AND YOU WERE REJECTED?

330
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,650
BUT RIGBY DOESN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.

331
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:30,780
HEY!

332
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,060
YOU MUST'VE REALLY TANKED
ON THAT COLLEGE ESSAY.

333
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,610
PFFT. YEAH, WHO KNOWS.

334
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,950
WE BOTH GOT EXPELLED,

335
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,030
AND OUR SCIENCE TEACHER,
MR. ROSS, GOT FIRED.

336
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,650
RIGBY DIDN'T GRADUATE
AND LOST HIS SCHOLARSHIP

337
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,060
TO COLLEGE UNIVERSITY.

338
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,830
AND I ENDED UP JUST GOING TO
JUNIOR COLLEGE.

339
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,700
RIGBY CRASHED WITH ME
AT MY DORM,

340
00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:46,620
I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE, AND
THEN WE LOAFED AROUND FOR A BIT,

341
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,200
WE GOT THIS JOB
AT THE PARK --

342
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,240
OKAY, OKAY. I THINK WE'RE
CAUGHT UP, MONOLOGUE JOHNSON.

343
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:53,730
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

344
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:57,240
HOW CAN MORDECAI AND RIGBY
STOP BEING FRIENDS?

345
00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,580
IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT,
THEN YOU AND ME HAVE NO CHANCE.

346
00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:01,730
YEAH, BRO.

347
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,130
WHAT WAS THE FUTURE YOU
SAYING

348
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:05,140
ABOUT YOU HAVING TO TELL
THE TRUTH OR SOMETHING?

349
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,910
DID MORDO BLOW YOU AWAY
OVER SOME CRAZY SECRET?

350
00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,640
UH, WHAT? NO.
I-I DON'T KNOW.

351
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:12,650
IT MUST BE SOMETHING
THAT HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE.

352
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:15,780
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
THIS HAS TO BE A PRANK.

353
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,690
THIS HAS TO BE A PRANK.

354
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,760
MUSCLE MAN,
I WON'T EVEN BE MAD AT YOU

355
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,330
IF YOU JUST TELL ME YOU'RE
ORCHESTRATING ALL OF THIS.

356
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,100
BRO,
I'M SOMEWHAT FLATTERED

357
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,650
THAT YOU'D THINK MY CRAFT
IS AT THIS LEVEL,

358
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:29,660
BUT, ULTIMATELY,
I'M DEEPLY OFFENDED THAT

359
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:32,970
"A" -- YOU THINK I'D PUT MY BUDS
THROUGH THIS TURMOIL,

360
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:37,870
AND "B" -- THAT YOU'D THINK
I'D LISTEN TO ORCHESTRA MUSIC!

361
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,530
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU GUYS

362
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,110
ARE TRYING TO PULL
WITH ALL THIS...

363
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,810
DUDE, IF WE WANTED TO
GET OUT OF WORK,

364
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,280
WE'D JUST PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

365
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,650
I THINK
THIS IS FOR REAL, MAN.

366
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,180
SKIPS, COME ON.

367
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,550
I HAVE A FEELING WE SHOULD
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

368
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,550
WHAT?!

369
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,950
HOW CAN WE EVEN KNOW

370
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,150
THAT THIS THING
IS REALLY FROM THE FUTURE?!

371
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:59,180
[ DOOR OPENS ]
GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS SWEET
FUTURE GUN I FOUND IN THAT SHIP!

372
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,360
[ LAUGHS ]

373
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,360
WHOO!

374
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,360
COOL!

375
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,460
AWESOME!

376
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,030
MUSCLE MAN, NO! WAIT!

377
00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,130
PEW. PEW.

378
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,200
PEW. PEW.

379
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,550
[ PANTING ]

380
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,960
MUSCLE MAN, PUT THAT DOWN
BEFORE YOU BREAK IT.

381
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,860
CHILL, BRO.
I DON'T EVEN THINK IT WORKS.

382
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,140
OH, WAIT.

383
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,060
All: WHOA!

384
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,710
WHOO!

385
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,630
THIS BABY'S LEGIT!

386
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,210
WE GOT TO GO.
WE GOT TO GO.

387
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,510
WE'RE GOING. SKIPS,
WANT TO HELP SAVE THE UNIVERSE?

388
00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:30,510
I'M IN.

389
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,680
MUSCLE MAN? FIVES?

390
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,410
YOU KNOW IT, BRO.
YEAH, FOR SURE.

391
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,670
POPS?

392
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,680
ANYTHING TO HELP YOU TWO
OUT OF A PICKLE JAR.

393
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,080
OKAY, THREE MINUTES, EVERYONE.

394
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,010
GRAB SOME SUPPLIES
AND MEET BACK AT THE SHIP.

395
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,320
MY CAR.

396
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,920
I JUST PAID IT OFF.

397
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,490
HEY, BENSON, PAINTING THE STEPS
IS GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.

398
00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:47,830
GOT TO GO
SAVE THE UNIVERSE.

399
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:50,920
BENSON, COME ON.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

400
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,530
BUT I JUST BOUGHT
A NEW AIR FRESHENER.

401
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,930
¶¶

402
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,210
¶ I STUDIED NUCLEAR SCIENCE,
I LOVE MY CLASSES ¶

403
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,410
¶ I GOT A CRAZY TEACHER,
HE WEARS DARK GLASSES ¶

404
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:12,580
¶ THINGS ARE GOING GREAT ¶

405
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,120
¶ AND THEY'RE ONLY
GETTING BETTER ¶

406
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:19,510
¶ I'M DOING ALL RIGHT,
GETTING GOOD GRADES ¶

407
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,690
¶ THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT ¶

408
00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,890
¶ I GOT TO WEAR SHADES ¶

409
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:28,230
¶ I GOT TO WEAR SHADES ¶

410
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,850
MAKE IT TIGHTER.

411
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,860
TIGHTER!

412
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,030
HMM.

413
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:35,600
HEY, GUYS,
WHO'S GONNA FLY THIS THING?

414
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,730
Mordecai And Rigby: WHOA!

415
00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:39,860
IT'S JUST LIKE...

416
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,270
ALL THE CONTROLS ARE...

417
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,070
ONE, TWO, THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.

418
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:45,970
OH-H-H-H!
UGH, WE SHOULD HAVE
PLAYED PUNCHIES.

419
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,370
[ LAUGHS ]

420
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:50,540
WAIT, RIGBY'S DRIVING?
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE!

421
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,980
COME TO PAPA.

422
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,800
[ BEEPING ]

423
00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:02,620
{\i1} WELCOME BACK, LIEUTENANT RIGBY{\i0}
{\i1} AND GALACTIC PARK RANGERS.{\i0}

424
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,650
[ RUMBLING ]

425
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,760
[ LAUGHS ]

426
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:11,650
WE'RE FLYING!

427
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,730
WHOO! WHOO!

428
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,420
WAIT. WHERE'S MY STASH?
WHERE'S MY STASH?

429
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,900
OH, NO, BRO.

430
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,800
{\i1} CALCULATING TIME ROUTE.{\i0}

431
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,740
{\i1} MAY 28th -- 6 YEARS, 4 MONTHS{\i0}
{\i1} INTO THE PAST.{\i0}

432
00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:30,060
[ BEEPING ]

433
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,470
BINGO.

434
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,610
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS.

435
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,230
WHAT?
WHAT'D HE SAY?

436
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,440
[ BEEP ]

437
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,840
¶¶

438
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,040
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

439
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,480
AAAAAH!

440
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,880
¶¶

441
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:58,650
[ SHIP COMPUTER BEEPING ]

442
00:19:58,650 --> 00:20:00,880
[ ENGINE REVS ]

443
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:07,090
¶¶

444
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,770
HEY, DUDE, I HEARD THEY STARTED
SENDING OUT LETTERS

445
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:25,780
FOR COLLEGE U.

446
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,150
DO YOU THINK WE GOT IN?

447
00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:28,820
YEAH, MAN,
EVERYONE GETS INTO THAT SCHOOL.

448
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,020
THAT'S WHY WE APPLIED.

449
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,350
DUDE,
WE'RE GOING TO COLLEGE U!

450
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,480
Both: WHO-O-O-OA!

451
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,120
OUR LIVES RULE.

452
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,190
AAAH!
WELL, WELL, WELL.

453
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:40,960
IF IT ISN'T
THE STATE-CHAMPIONSHIP RUINER.

454
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,800
YOU COST US THE GAME,
STATE-CHAMPIONSHIP RUINER!

455
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,120
DUDE,
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

456
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,560
STAY OUT OF THIS,
MORDECAI.

457
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,950
THIS IS BETWEEN ME

458
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,290
AND VOLLEYBALL
STATE-CHAMPIONSHIP RUINER McGEE.

459
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,970
WHATEVER, JABLONSKI!

460
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:54,570
I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T ME!

461
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,470
OH, YEAH?!
WE GOT PROOF!

462
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:57,900
[ FINGERS SNAP ]

463
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,430
[{\i1} WHISTLE BLOWS{\i0} ]

464
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,430
[{\i1} SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS{\i0} ]

465
00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,280
{\i1} THANK YOU!{\i0}

466
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,540
[{\i1} WHISTLE BLOWS{\i0} ]

467
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:14,820
[{\i1} CHEERING{\i0} ]

468
00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:16,640
{\i1} RIGBY!{\i0}

469
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,650
SEE?

470
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,150
COULD HAVE BEEN ANYBODY.

471
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,380
OW!

472
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,490
[ GRUNTS ]
OH!

473
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,020
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ] OW!

474
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,060
Principal Dean:
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

475
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,990
OH, PRINCIPLE DEAN,
WE WERE JUST HELPING RIGBY

476
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:29,320
WITH HIS HOMEWORK.

477
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,000
EVERYONE KNOWS
HE'S NOT DOING SO HOT IN SCHOOL,

478
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,020
WHEN IT COMES TO THE STUDIES,
RIGHT?

479
00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,370
THIS ISN'T
THE FRANCIS JABLONSKI SHOW!

480
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,160
NOW GET TO CLASS!

481
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:39,840
ALL OF YOU!

482
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:40,830
FRANCIS...

483
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:41,860
[ CHUCKLES ]

484
00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:43,240
YOU, SAVE YOUR LAUGHS

485
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,410
CAUSE MR. ROSS NEEDS TO
TALK TO YOU ASAP.

486
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,500
WHAT? WHY?

487
00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:48,010
I DON'T KNOW!

488
00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:50,340
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU FAILING
SCIENCE OR SOMETHING.

489
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:51,700
JUST GO TALK TO HIM.

490
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,010
I DON'T THINK
THIS SCHOOL CAN HANDLE

491
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,880
ANOTHER YEAR OF THE RIGBY!

492
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,120
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

493
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:03,850
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

494
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:11,030
[ ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES ]

495
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,250
[ METAL DETECTOR WHIRRING ]

496
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,260
[ ALL GROANING ]
WHY DID RIGBY HAVE TO DRIVE?

497
00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:18,290
IS EVERYONE OKAY?

498
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,200
Muscle Man:
YEAH, I'M OKAY.

499
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,030
YEAH.

500
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,720
{\i1} ENGINE DAMAGE CRITICAL.{\i0}

501
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:23,890
THAT'S NOT GOOD.

502
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,370
SKIPS, CAN YOU FIX IT?

503
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:28,370
I'LL TAKE A LOOK.
MUSCLE MAN, GIVE ME A HAND.

504
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:32,860
LOOKS LIKE
THE COAST IS CLEAR.

505
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:34,200
RACE YOU TO THE TOP.

506
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:35,880
[ SIGHS ]

507
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,000
WHOA.
WHOA.

508
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,440
[ CHUCKLES ]
WE'RE DEFINITELY IN THE PAST.

509
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,450
[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

510
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,450
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

511
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:53,450
GOOD QUESTION.

512
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:55,230
WE'LL HAVE TO MULL-ET OVER.

513
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,480
[ CHUCKLES ]

514
00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,850
OKAY, OKAY, WE'RE NOT FAR
FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL.

515
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:00,930
LET'S GO DESTROY
THE TIME MACHINE.

516
00:23:02,530 --> 00:23:04,000
TELL ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY.

517
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,400
¶¶

518
00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:11,500
HUP, HAI.

519
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,660
[ GRUNTS ]

520
00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:15,540
COME ON, SCHWARTZMAN!
PLATFORM! PLATFORM!

521
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:17,340
LOOK, RIGBY,
YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT SCIENCE.

522
00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,680
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FAILING
AND PROBABLY WON'T GRADUATE.

523
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:20,830
WHAT?

524
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,770
OOH, COME ON, BRING IT,
BRING IT.

525
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,610
OHHHH, LOOK AT THEM HOPS,
WALLY!

526
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:25,840
NICE!

527
00:23:25,850 --> 00:23:28,020
LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS,
GENTLEMEN.

528
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:31,410
[ SOBBING ]

529
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:35,180
AW, RIGBY, COME ON.
DON'T CRY ON MY COURT.

530
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,280
I WASN'T FINISHED.

531
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,760
PRINCIPLE DEAN IS FORCING ME

532
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,680
TO LET YOU DO A LAST-MINUTE
SCIENCE PROJECT TO PASS.

533
00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:41,790
SO THERE.

534
00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:42,930
[ SNIFFLES ] REALLY?

535
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,250
OH-H-H-H-H!

536
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,030
[ Singsong voice ]
I'M GONNA GRADUATE.

537
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:47,960
I'M GONNA GRADUATE.

538
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,520
Both: UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH...

539
00:23:49,530 --> 00:23:50,530
UNH.
[ BUZZER ]

540
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,870
HUH?

541
00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:53,190
OH, WAIT.

542
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,370
MR. ROSS, MR. ROSS.

543
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:56,440
UH, WHAT KIND OF
SCIENCE PROJECT?

544
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:58,560
UH, NO,
IF YOU WANT TO GRADUATE,

545
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,910
YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH
SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN, RIGBY.

546
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,700
WELL, COULD YOU JUST
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE?

547
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:06,000
UGH, FINE!
YOU'RE THE WORST!

548
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,740
THIS IS A PROJECT
{\i1} I'M{\i0} WORKING ON.

549
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,380
COOL.
COOL.

550
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,150
WHAT IS IT?

551
00:24:14,150 --> 00:24:15,750
A TIME MACHINE.

552
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,550
WHOA!
WHOA!

553
00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:18,720
DOES IT WORK?

554
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,490
SOON.
IT'S PRETTY COMPLEX.

555
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,240
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TRY AND MAKE
ARTISANAL BREAD,

556
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,580
BUT A THOUSAND TIMES
MORE COMPLICATED.

557
00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:25,990
YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING EVEN COOLER?

558
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:30,960
WHOA!
WHOA!

559
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,930
YEP.
GRADE-A PLUTONIUM.

560
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,430
ONE STICK OF THIS
IN MY TIME MACHINE

561
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,260
AND I'LL BE TIME TRAVELING
LIKE THAT GUY

562
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:38,890
IN THAT MOVIE
ABOUT TIME TRAVELING.

563
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,400
[ LAUGHS ]

564
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,270
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WHEN YOU FINISH

565
00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,430
YOUR TIME MACHINE,
MR. ROSS?

566
00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:45,260
TWO THINGS --
GO BACK AND WIN

567
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:47,670
THE VOLLEYBALL STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP, DUH.

568
00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:50,470
AND THEN...GET REVENGE.

569
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,260
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

570
00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:54,900
AND THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE THE COOLEST, MR. ROSS.

571
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,940
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO.

572
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,300
YOU'D PROBABLY
CHANGE YOUR MIND

573
00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:59,950
IF YOU KNEW
WHO I WAS GETTING REVENGE ON.

574
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,940
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

575
00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:01,950
YEAH.
YEAH.

576
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:03,080
HERE.

577
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,420
JUST MAKE A SCIENCE PROJECT

578
00:25:04,410 --> 00:25:06,570
SOMETIME THIS AFTERNOON,
AND I'LL PASS YOU.

579
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,340
OKAY, THANKS, MR. ROSS.

580
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:10,290
AW, YEAH-YAH!

581
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,960
Both:
COLLEGE U. COLLEGE U.

582
00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:12,950
COLLEGE WHO?

583
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:14,450
ME AND YOU.

584
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:15,960
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

585
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,760
YOU'RE WELCOME.

586
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,430
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

587
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:24,930
[ COUGHS ]

588
00:25:24,930 --> 00:25:26,930
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

589
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:29,230
[ BELL RINGS ]

590
00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:33,470
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET IN
AND DESTROY THE TIME MACHINE?

591
00:25:33,470 --> 00:25:36,210
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
TO BLEND IN, POPS.

592
00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:38,440
OOH,
LIKE A SMOOTHIE?

593
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,930
YEAH.

594
00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:41,440
[ LAUGHTER ]

595
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,440
YEAH!

596
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,970
[ LAUGHTER ]

597
00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:47,120
HELLO. SMOOTHIE TIME.

598
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:48,440
BENSON, NO, WAIT.

599
00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:51,690
¶¶

600
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:57,480
[ GIGGLING ]

601
00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:01,490
BENSON, THE VBJs HATE US HERE.
YOU CAN'T WEAR THOSE.

602
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:02,550
VB-WHAT?

603
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,960
VOLLEYBALL JOCKS.

604
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,960
VOLLEYBALL?

605
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,630
PFFT,
JUST PLAY IT COOL, GUYS.

606
00:26:07,630 --> 00:26:09,900
¶¶

607
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,800
THERE'S THE LAB.
COME ON.

608
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,870
[ RATTLES ]

609
00:26:13,870 --> 00:26:15,000
IT'S LOCKED.

610
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,470
MOVE.

611
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,340
COME ON. OPEN!

612
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:18,570
WE HAVE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE!

613
00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:19,540
[ GASPING ]

614
00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:22,140
BENSON, STOP.
I KNOW WHERE THE KEY IS.

615
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:23,810
MR. ROSS GAVE IT TO
OUR YOUNGER SELVES.

616
00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:25,910
IT'S LUNCHTIME.
WE'RE PROBABLY AT PAPARELLI'S.

617
00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:28,150
Jablonski: HEY!

618
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,370
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH OUR JACKETS, HUH?

619
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,050
HEY, MORDECAI AND RIGBY,
DO YOU KNOW THESE CLOWNS?

620
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,420
NO.
NO.

621
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,120
WAIT, ARE YOU GUYS WEARING
OLD-PERSON MAKE-UP?

622
00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:38,840
RUN!
RUN!

623
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,480
MEET AT PAPARELLI'S!

624
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:41,520
WHAT?

625
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,260
HOLD IT!

626
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:45,990
WHOA. WHOA.
TAKE IT EASY, GUYS.

627
00:26:45,990 --> 00:26:47,680
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

628
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,090
SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP.

629
00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:51,320
WE HAVE JACKETS JUST LIKE THESE,
RIGHT, POPS?

630
00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:54,830
YES, OUR JACKETS
ARE CRIMSON-COLORED, AS WELL.

631
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:58,330
YOUR JACKETS ARE RED, TOO?
WHAT ARE YOU, FROM RIVERDALE?

632
00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:00,160
YEAH, I BET
THEY'RE FROM RIVERDALE.

633
00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:02,670
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES
A COUPLE OF 'DALEYS.

634
00:27:02,670 --> 00:27:03,660
[ LAUGHS ]

635
00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:05,430
NO, NO, WE'RE NOT FROM
RIVERDALE.

636
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,040
HOW ABOUT WE SHOW THEM WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO TO RIVERDALE

637
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,600
AT NEXT YEAR'S STATE FINALS?

638
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:11,950
YEAH, LET'S SHOW THEM.
[ LAUGHS ]

639
00:27:11,950 --> 00:27:13,210
OH!

640
00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:14,510
SET ME UP, SCHWARTZMAN.

641
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,510
NO, NO,
DON'T SET HIM UP.

642
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,620
AAAH!

643
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:19,790
AAAAH!

644
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:27,090
[ Slow motion ]
WE'RE NOT FROM RIVERDALE.

645
00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:32,460
HMM.

646
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,900
[ GRUNTS ]

647
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,100
YES!

648
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,530
WHAT'S THE DAMAGE, DOC?

649
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:41,960
EH, TOO EARLY TO TELL.
I GOT TO GET MY TOOLS.

650
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:44,000
JUST STAY HERE
AND GUARD THE SHIP.

651
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:48,810
DON'T WORRY, SKIPS.
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

652
00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,540
I GOT TO USE IT.

653
00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:51,630
YEAH, ME TOO.

654
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,440
THIS THING'S GOT TO HAVE
A BATHROOM, RIGHT?

655
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,310
BINGO.

656
00:28:01,550 --> 00:28:02,720
WHAT THE...

657
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,790
WHERE'S THE TOILET?

658
00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:06,290
UH...

659
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,490
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

660
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:15,120
UH...
UH...

661
00:28:15,130 --> 00:28:17,200
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

662
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,900
FORGET THIS!
I'M GOING IN THE BUSHES!

663
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:26,300
YOU SAID IT.

664
00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:33,630
WHOA, BRO.

665
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,970
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?

666
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:38,650
CRASH PIT!
CRASH PIT!

667
00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,320
LUNCHTIME!
LUNCHTIME!

668
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,590
PAPARELLI'S,
GET IN MY BELLY.

669
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:49,780
PIZZA AND ARCADE,
LUNCH HOUR'S GOT IT MADE.

670
00:28:49,790 --> 00:28:51,160
WHAT'S UP, GINO?

671
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,990
AH, MY TWO FAVORITE
WORST CUSTOMERS

672
00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:55,620
WHO NEVER BUY ANYTHING.

673
00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:57,130
YOU TWO
STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE?

674
00:28:57,130 --> 00:28:58,330
YEAH.
YEAH.

675
00:28:58,330 --> 00:29:00,430
YOU KNOW WHY YOU TWO
ARE MY FAVORITE?

676
00:29:00,430 --> 00:29:04,200
YOU REMIND ME OF MYSELF
AND MY OLD BEST FRIEND, RICKY.

677
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,440
WE WERE INSEPARABLE.

678
00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:10,100
WELL, UNTIL WE WENT TO
DIFFERENT COLLEGES.

679
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,300
NOW HE'S DEAD.

680
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,630
[ BOTH GASP ]

681
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,640
TO ME.

682
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,680
HE'S DEAD TO ME.

683
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,630
HE RUNS A COMPETING PIZZERIA
IN RIVERDALE.

684
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,640
THAT PIECE OF TRASH
STOLE MY SAUCE RECIPE!

685
00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:21,980
UGH, NEVER MIND.

686
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,480
HERE, TAKE A SLICE.

687
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,780
THANKS, GINO.
THANKS, GINO.

688
00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:27,040
DUDE, WE CAN'T
LET THAT HAPPEN TO US.

689
00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:28,490
YOU GOT TO GRADUATE.

690
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,180
YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU GONNA DO
FOR THAT PROJECT?

691
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,540
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT

692
00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:32,780
PUTTING MY NAME ON
A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS

693
00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:34,320
AND LAUNCHING THEM AT
THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR.

694
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,320
THAT'S SCIENCE, RIGHT?

695
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,710
NO, DUDE.

696
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,480
OKAY, WELL,
SOMETHING ELSE REALLY AWESOME.

697
00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:39,630
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

698
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,250
OH, WHAT?!
GALACTIC RUNNER 2!

699
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:44,800
THIS MUST HAVE JUST COME OUT.
THIS WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY.

700
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:45,890
YOU GOT A QUARTER?

701
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:48,000
[ SIGHS ] YEAH.

702
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,160
DUDE, IT'S US.

703
00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:53,400
PFFT, I STILL CAN'T GET OVER
HOW LAME YOUR BLEACHED HAIR WAS.

704
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,890
SHUT UP. IT WAS COOL.

705
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:55,830
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

706
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,440
OKAY,
SO WE JUST NEED TO GET THEM

707
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,840
TO LET US INTO
THE SCIENCE LAB,

708
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,580
AND THEN WE CAN FIND
THE TIME MACHINE AND DESTROY IT.

709
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,470
OKAY, YEAH, WE'LL JUST TELL THEM
WE'RE HERE TO HELP THEM.

710
00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:04,570
OH, WAIT, DO YOU THINK
TALKING TO OURSELVES

711
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,480
IS GONNA SCREW UP TIME
OR ANYTHING?

712
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,780
WHAT IF WE EXPLODE
OR IMPLODE OR SOMETHING?

713
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,150
SHOOT. NO, WAIT.

714
00:30:10,150 --> 00:30:12,750
BUT FUTURE YOU CAME AND TALKED
TO YOU AND NOTHING HAPPENED.

715
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,990
WELL, HE DIED.

716
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,340
YEAH, BUT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE
I SHOT YOU.

717
00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:16,410
OH, YEAH.

718
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:17,620
[{\i1} BEEPING{\i0} ]

719
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,120
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE,
GET IT, GET IT!

720
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,660
I GOT IT. WORRY ABOUT YOUR GUY.
QUIT MASHING THE BUTTONS.

721
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:25,590
WE GOT NEXT.

722
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,590
PFFT.
WELL, WE MIGHT BE A WHILE.

723
00:30:27,590 --> 00:30:29,190
RIGBY BETTER WATCH OUT
FOR THAT ALIEN SHIP.

724
00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:30,750
WHAT ALIEN SHIP?

725
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:33,460
OH!

726
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,630
MAN, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
UGH!

727
00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:38,330
Mordecai: YOU GOT TO TAKE
THE HIDDEN WARP TO LEVEL TWO

728
00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,330
TO BYPASS THE SHIP.

729
00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:40,640
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

730
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,610
WE'VE HAD A COUPLE OF YEARS
TO MASTER IT.

731
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,500
BUT THIS GAME'S BRAND-NEW.

732
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,010
NOT WHEN YOU'RE FROM
THE FUTURE.

733
00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:49,950
WHOA, WHAT?!

734
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:52,270
YEAH, MAN. IT'S ME.

735
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,620
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

736
00:30:54,610 --> 00:30:56,710
DUDE, WASN'T MR. ROSS
BUILDING A TIME MACHINE?

737
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,720
NONE OF THAT'S IMPORTANT RIGHT
NOW. WE'RE JUST HERE TO HELP --

738
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,560
WAIT. HOW DO WE KNOW
YOU'RE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE?

739
00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:04,450
YEAH. IF YOU'RE REALLY US
FROM THE FUTURE,

740
00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,130
WHAT'S ON THE BACK
OF HIS DECK?

741
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,420
OH, A DUMB DRAWING OF OUR
MADE-UP CHARACTER SEСOR SENSEI.

742
00:31:11,030 --> 00:31:12,200
WHOA!
WHOA!

743
00:31:12,190 --> 00:31:13,720
All: WHOA!

744
00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:15,230
SO, WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE?

745
00:31:15,230 --> 00:31:17,530
DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU
SAVE THE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING?

746
00:31:17,530 --> 00:31:21,530
PFFT, NO, WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU
FINISH YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT.

747
00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:23,860
WHOA! REALLY?
SWEET, DUDE, MORE HELP!

748
00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:26,810
YEAH, IT'S, UH, PRETTY IMPORTANT
THAT YOU GRADUATE.

749
00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,740
[ GASPS ]
DID I GET INTO COLLEGE U?

750
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:31,080
YEAH,
WE TOTALLY GOT IN, MAN!

751
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,080
WHOO!
AWESOME!

752
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,080
YEAH!
WHAT ABOUT ME?

753
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,480
DID I GET IN, TOO?

754
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,220
UH...I WOULDN'T WANT TO
RUIN THE SURPRISE.

755
00:31:37,210 --> 00:31:38,510
YEAH!

756
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,050
[ CHUCKLES ] AWESOME!

757
00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:42,720
SO, UH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET
GOING TO THAT LAB, RIGHT?

758
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,020
WAIT, BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO FOR MY PROJECT?

759
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,490
OH, UH, JUST, UH...

760
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,590
JUST BUILD A VOLCANO.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.

761
00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:55,750
OKAY! BUILDING A VOLCANO
WITH MY FUTURE BROS!

762
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,720
All: WHO-O-O-OA!

763
00:31:58,730 --> 00:32:02,840
"DEAR, MR. ROSS,
THANKS FOR THE EXTRA CREDIT.

764
00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:05,330
I LAVA SCIENCE."

765
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,440
[ CHUCKLES ]

766
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,270
"RIGBY." [ CHUCKLES ]

767
00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:10,060
DUDE, YOU SPELLED
YOUR NAME WRONG.

768
00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:12,410
AHHH!

769
00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:15,250
THERE.
CAN'T EVEN NOTICE.

770
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,770
DON'T WORRY, DUDE.
I MISSPELL MY NAME ALL THE TIME.

771
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:19,850
SEE, ANYONE
CAN MAKE THAT MISTAKE.

772
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:22,280
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THE SAME --
NEVER MIND.

773
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,770
SO, WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH YOU GUYS NOW?

774
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:26,580
UH, WE'RE GONNA
DISAPPEAR BACK TO THE FUTURE.

775
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:28,680
YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T DO IT
WITH YOU WATCHING.

776
00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:29,790
COOL.

777
00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:31,390
THANKS FOR THE HELP, GUYS.
YOU SAVED MY BUTT.

778
00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:33,460
TIME TO GO CELEBRATE.

779
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:36,760
GRADUATION, HERE WE COME.
THANKS AGAIN, DUDES.

780
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,900
LATER.

781
00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:39,690
COME ON.

782
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:44,500
HERE IT IS.

783
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:49,360
READY?

784
00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:50,940
READY.

785
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,250
UNIVERSE SAVED!
UNIVERSE SAVED!

786
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,280
HA!
HA!

787
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,320
[ GRUNTS ]

788
00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:05,410
[ BOTH PANTING ]

789
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,820
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

790
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,720
UNIVERSE SAVED!
UNIVERSE SAVED!

791
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,220
UH, YEAH,
WE DID THAT ALREADY.

792
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:15,290
DID YOU ALREADY GET SPIKED IN
THE HEAD LIKE A VOLLEYBALL, TOO?

793
00:33:15,290 --> 00:33:16,290
'CAUSE THAT HAPPENED!

794
00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:17,430
WE TOLD YOU TO RUN.

795
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,780
A LITTLE LATE, RIGBY!

796
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:21,590
GUYS, CAN WE PLEASE JUST
GET OUT OF HERE?

797
00:33:21,590 --> 00:33:24,620
I DON'T WANT THOSE
VOLLEY FELLOWS COMING BACK.

798
00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:26,170
YOU'RE RIGHT, POPS.

799
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,890
WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU GUYS
ACTUALLY CAME THROUGH FOR ONCE.

800
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:29,900
GOOD JOB.

801
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,630
YEAH, WE DID!

802
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,740
Both: WHO-O-O-OA!

803
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:36,510
GOOD SHOW. [ LAUGHS ]

804
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:38,810
[ GROANS ]

805
00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:44,320
NICE TRY, FELLAS.

806
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:48,180
BUT SOON IT'LL BE TIME TO SET
THE GAME-WINNING SPIKE.

807
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,840
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

808
00:33:49,850 --> 00:33:52,910
[ COUGHS ]

809
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,080
I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET THAT CHECKED OUT.

810
00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:57,990
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

811
00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:03,150
[ RUSTLING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]

812
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,760
ALL RIGHT, NOW TO GET BACK
TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST --

813
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,120
GUARDING A SPACESHIP

814
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,830
THAT'S OUR ONLY HOPE
TO GET BACK HOME...

815
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,900
IS THIS THE RIGHT CRATER?

816
00:34:20,210 --> 00:34:22,110
WHAT DID YOU DO?

817
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:24,010
NOTHING, SKIPS. HONEST.

818
00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:26,480
WE JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM
REAL QUICK,

819
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,820
AND WHEN WE CAME BACK,
THE SHIP WAS GONE.

820
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:32,380
THE SHIP DOESN'T EVEN WORK.
HOW CAN IT BE GONE?

821
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,780
AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!

822
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:38,160
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL -- I'LL GO OVER THERE.

823
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,790
[ SIGHS ] HOW IN THE WORLD
COULD THIS HAPPEN?

824
00:34:44,490 --> 00:34:47,890
"I ATE FROM THE TRASH
AT PAPARELLI'S."

825
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:51,200
HEY, MUSCLE MAN, DIDN'T YOU HAVE
A SHIRT LIKE THAT SIX YEARS AGO?

826
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,300
YEAH.

827
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:53,870
OH, NO, BRO.

828
00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:57,070
¶¶

829
00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:03,070
WE CRASHED A LOT OF THINGS IN
THIS CRASH PIT OVER THE YEARS.

830
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,410
BUT I HAVE A FEELING
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST.

831
00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:07,640
YOU KNOW IT, BRO.

832
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:08,910
HUH!
HUH!

833
00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:12,720
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

834
00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:15,720
WHAT THE...

835
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:19,310
[ GRUNTS ]

836
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,060
TAKE THE WHEELS,
FIVES.

837
00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:22,650
OHHHH.

838
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:29,200
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, BRO?

839
00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:30,250
HUH?

840
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,660
WHAT THE...
WHAT THE...

841
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,530
WHY CAN'T I FIGHT YOU,
MAN?

842
00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:38,160
'CAUSE I'M YOU, BRO.

843
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,200
AND YOU'RE NOT DRIVING THIS SHIP
INTO THE CRASH PIT.

844
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,160
WHATEVER. YOU CAN'T TELL ME
WHAT TO DO, OLD MAN.

845
00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:48,380
ACTUALLY, I CAN, BECAUSE
I KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T.

846
00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:49,500
WHAT'S THAT?

847
00:35:49,510 --> 00:35:52,010
ALWAYS GUARD
YOUR PEPPERONIS.

848
00:35:52,010 --> 00:35:53,010
HUH!

849
00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:54,610
AAAAH!

850
00:35:56,210 --> 00:35:58,070
AAAH!

851
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,090
[ SCREAMS ]

852
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:05,950
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

853
00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:07,010
[ GRUNTS ]

854
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:09,420
[ SCREAMING ]

855
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:11,920
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

856
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,660
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

857
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,860
NEXT TIME,
USE THE SPACE TOILET!

858
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:30,300
DON'T WORRY, SKIPS.

859
00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:33,980
FOR THE REST OF THIS TRIP,
I'M HOLDING IT.

860
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,110
AAAH!

861
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,380
[ THUD ]

862
00:36:41,150 --> 00:36:43,020
HUH?

863
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,220
¶¶

864
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:55,330
WELL, DID YOU GUYS
SAVE THE UNIVERSE?

865
00:36:55,330 --> 00:36:59,230
DOES THIS
ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

866
00:36:59,230 --> 00:37:00,500
[ CORK POPS ]

867
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,900
¶¶

868
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:17,010
WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

869
00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:18,670
SORRY.
WE FOUND IT IN SKIPS' VAN.

870
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,850
YOU CAN'T CELEBRATE

871
00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:21,420
WITHOUT DUMPING SPORTS DRINK
ON SOMEBODY.

872
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:23,010
[ GROANS ]

873
00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,690
SKIPS, HOW MUCH LONGER TILL
YOU CAN GET US OUT OF HERE?

874
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,510
GIVE ME 20 MINUTES.

875
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,060
[ GROANS ]

876
00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:31,880
OKAY, UNTIL THEN, I'M GONNA GO
TRY AND FIND A SHOWER.

877
00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:33,730
DOES THIS SHIP HAVE
A BATHROOM?

878
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,750
UH, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO
USE THAT, BRO.

879
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,530
ALL RIGHT, MAN,
IT'S OVER.

880
00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:39,030
YEAH-UH.
[ CHUCKLES ]

881
00:37:39,030 --> 00:37:41,400
WELL, I GUESS I WON'T
SHOOT YOU IN THE FUTURE ANYMORE.

882
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,570
SO THAT'S COOL.

883
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,860
ALTHOUGH WE NEVER REALLY
FOUND OUT

884
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,570
WHY THAT HAPPENED ANYWAYS.

885
00:37:45,570 --> 00:37:47,370
YEAH, THAT'S A RELIEF.

886
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:50,270
MAN, I WONDER IF ANY OTHER STUFF
IN THE FUTURE CHANGED.

887
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,870
OH, NO.

888
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:55,210
YEAH,
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

889
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,240
UH, I GOT TO GO.
WHAT?

890
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,970
I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING.
JUST DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME.

891
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,810
HUH?

892
00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:04,100
RIGBY?

893
00:38:04,110 --> 00:38:05,570
RIGBY!

894
00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:07,720
[ LAUGHING ]

895
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,250
WHOA!

896
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,050
[ LAUGHS ]

897
00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:14,380
YES! IT'S HERE!

898
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:16,790
AW, YEAH, IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT
AND EVERYTHING!

899
00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,160
YOU GUYS WANT TO
GET THE CAMERA READY?

900
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,960
OKAY, OKAY,
AFTER, AFTER, AFTER.

901
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:28,160
I DIDN'T GET IN?
BUT...EVERYBODY GETS IN.

902
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,420
WHAT -- WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

903
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:34,390
LISTEN, RIGBY,
WE WERE KIND OF EXPECTING THIS

904
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,900
SO WE LOOKED UP
AN OUT OF STATE SCHOOL WHERE --

905
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,260
OUT OF STATE?

906
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:39,970
BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO
GO TO COLLEGE WITH MORDECAI.

907
00:38:39,970 --> 00:38:43,770
LISTEN, THIS IS THE ONLY COLLEGE
THAT WILL ACCEPT YOU.

908
00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,450
WELL, THEN,
I WON'T GO TO COLLEGE THEN!

909
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:47,950
[ SOBS ]

910
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:51,320
RIGBY, YOU'RE GOING TO COLLEGE
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

911
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,250
IF I CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE
WITH MORDECAI,

912
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:56,110
THEN I DON'T WANT TO GO TO
COLLEGE AT ALL!

913
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,320
¶¶

914
00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,430
{\i1} WELCOME TO COLLEGE U --{\i0}

915
00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:06,360
{\i1} THE COLLEGE THAT ACCEPTS{\i0}
{\i1} EVERYBODY.{\i0}

916
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,690
MEH!

917
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:11,170
¶¶

918
00:39:12,770 --> 00:39:16,870
HOW ARE WE GONNA STAY FRIENDS
IF WE GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS?

919
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:20,840
[ GASPS ] WHAT IF
HE GOT REJECTED, TOO?

920
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,770
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

921
00:39:22,770 --> 00:39:26,170
¶¶

922
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:36,990
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

923
00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:39,280
[ KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING ]

924
00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:40,860
SORRY, MORDECAI.

925
00:39:42,890 --> 00:39:44,860
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

926
00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:50,900
[ TRIES SCREECHING ]
AAAH!

927
00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:53,050
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
DUDE, DID YOU SEE
ALL THAT LIGHTNING?

928
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:56,460
MUST BE A STORM A-BREWING.
[ CHUCKLES ]

929
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,520
HUH?

930
00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:59,190
AW, SWEET.
IS THAT YOUR ACCEPTANCE LETTER?

931
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,170
UH, YEAH. YEAH.
I GOT IN.

932
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,200
WHOA!

933
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,500
[ CHUCKLES ]
DUDE, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.

934
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,360
YEAH. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
THANKS.

935
00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:11,370
[ GASPS ]
DUDE, I GOT MY LETTER, TOO.
[ ENVELOPE TEARS ]

936
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:13,650
[ CHUCKLES ]
"DEAR MORDECAI..."

937
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,140
HM, HM.

938
00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:19,540
"WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN REJECTED

939
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:22,050
FROM COLLEGE UNIVERSITY."

940
00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:23,850
DUDE, I DIDN'T GET IN.

941
00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:25,220
WHAT THE...

942
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:26,250
UGH!

943
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,980
DUDE, THEY LET YOU IN
BUT NOT ME?

944
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,690
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.

945
00:40:29,690 --> 00:40:30,690
NO OFFENSE.

946
00:40:30,690 --> 00:40:32,090
HEY, FORGET THEM.

947
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:34,390
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
COLLEGE U, THEN NEITHER AM I.

948
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,320
NO.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

949
00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:37,530
WHAT?

950
00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:39,400
DO YOU STILL HAVE THE KEY
TO THE SCIENCE LAB?

951
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,670
YEAH.
I NEED YOUR HELP FINISHING
MR. ROSS' TIME MACHINE.

952
00:40:42,670 --> 00:40:44,870
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

953
00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:47,270
[ PANTING ]

954
00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:51,240
[ GASPS ]

955
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,410
NO, WAIT!

956
00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:55,610
YOU HAVE TO TELL MORDECAI
THE TRUTH!

957
00:40:55,610 --> 00:40:57,080
PLEASE!

958
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,610
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

959
00:40:58,610 --> 00:40:59,610
[ CLAPPING ]

960
00:40:59,610 --> 00:41:02,410
HUH?

961
00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:03,510
MR. ROSS?!

962
00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,010
THE ONE AND ONLY.

963
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,340
JERK MOVE, CHANGING MORDECAI'S
LETTER LIKE THAT.

964
00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:10,690
BUT I GUESS YOU'RE KIND OF
THE KING OF JERK MOVES.

965
00:41:10,690 --> 00:41:13,960
LIKE THAT TIME YOU RUINED MY
VOLLEYBALL STATE CHAMPIONSHIP.

966
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,880
WHAT?
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

967
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,090
OH, YEAH?

968
00:41:17,090 --> 00:41:18,630
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

969
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:21,690
IF I ACCIDENTALLY SHOWED
MORDECAI{\i1} YOUR{\i0} LITTLE SECRET.

970
00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:22,690
[ GASPS ]

971
00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:24,220
IT'S OVER, ROSS!

972
00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:26,300
WE DESTROYED YOUR TIME MACHINE,
SO JUST GET OUT OF HERE!

973
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:29,870
OH, THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'LL JUST REPLACE IT WITH THIS.

974
00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:31,030
[ GASPS ] NO!

975
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,360
[ GROANS ]

976
00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:34,300
I WOULDN'T WANT TO STOP
YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL SELVES

977
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:37,700
FROM BLOWING UP THE SCIENCE LAB
AND CREATING THE TIMENADO.

978
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:38,930
OOH, GOT TO RUN.

979
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:40,780
THEY'LL BE HERE
IN A FEW MINUTES.

980
00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:41,770
NO!

981
00:41:41,770 --> 00:41:43,700
BYE. [ LAUGHS ]

982
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,710
AAAH!

983
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:46,380
[ PANTING ]

984
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:47,810
NO! NO! NO!

985
00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:49,970
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

986
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:53,250
TRY IT AGAIN, POPS!

987
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:55,450
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

988
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,220
[ INDISTINCT CHATTERING ]

989
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,450
PHEW, FOR A MINUTE THERE,

990
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:04,660
I THOUGHT WE'D BE
STUCK IN THE PAST.

991
00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:06,160
[ CHUCKLES ]

992
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,400
UH, GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
LEAVE QUITE JUST YET.

993
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:13,120
THE PORTALS.

994
00:42:16,930 --> 00:42:18,560
SOMETHING MUST
STILL BE WRONG

995
00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:19,570
WHAT?!

996
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,170
BUT THE TIME MACHINE
WAS DESTROYED.

997
00:42:21,170 --> 00:42:22,170
WELL, ARE YOU SURE?

998
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:23,410
YES!
YES!

999
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,060
THEN WHY IS TIME STILL
BEING ERASED?!

1000
00:42:25,070 --> 00:42:27,800
Rigby: WAIT! WAIT!

1001
00:42:27,810 --> 00:42:30,580
WE CAN'T.
WE -- WE CAN'T GO.

1002
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:32,010
RIGBY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

1003
00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:34,110
[ EXHALES, INHALES DEEPLY ]

1004
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:35,670
THERE'S A SECOND TIME MACHINE,
AND OUR PAST SELVES

1005
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,470
ARE HEADED TO THE HIGH SCHOOL
TO FINISH IT!

1006
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,340
All: WHAT?!

1007
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,820
EVERYBODY, GET IN THE VAN.

1008
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:42,150
WE GOT TO GET TO
THE HIGH SCHOOL NOW.

1009
00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,450
WHAT'S GOING ON, RIGBY?

1010
00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:47,480
UH, I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.
WE JUST HAVE TO GO NOW.

1011
00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:51,790
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

1012
00:42:51,790 --> 00:42:53,950
YEAH, DUDE,
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY.

1013
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,690
WE FINISH
MR. ROSS' TIME MACHINE,

1014
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:56,970
THEN WE CAN GO
BACK IN TIME,

1015
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,690
AND I CAN TELL MYSELF
TO GET BETTER GRADES.

1016
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,340
I'LL GET ACCEPTED THIS TIME,
AND WE CAN BOTH GO TO COLLEGE U.

1017
00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:05,100
DUDE, THAT IS...
SUCH A GREAT IDEA!

1018
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,160
I COULD TOTALLY TELL MYSELF
THE SAME THING.

1019
00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:09,600
BUT WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO
GET BETTER GRADES?

1020
00:43:09,610 --> 00:43:10,540
YOU ALREADY GOT IN.

1021
00:43:10,540 --> 00:43:12,610
OH, RIGHT.
YEAH, NEVER MIND.

1022
00:43:12,610 --> 00:43:14,650
COME ON, HELP ME PUT
THIS WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM

1023
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,870
INTO THE TIME MACHINE.

1024
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,450
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

1025
00:43:19,450 --> 00:43:21,420
GO! GO! GO!

1026
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,290
HURRY!

1027
00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:30,290
THIS WAY!
WE STILL HAVE TIME!

1028
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,100
STOP.

1029
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,570
OUT OF OUR WAY, BUDDY!

1030
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,760
YEAH, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU,
MYSTERIOUS HOODED BRO.

1031
00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:45,070
OH, I THINK IT DOES.

1032
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:46,110
[ ALL GASP ]

1033
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:48,800
DUDE, IT'S -- IT'S ME.

1034
00:43:48,810 --> 00:43:49,940
IN THE FLESH.

1035
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:51,240
YOU'RE THE FUTURE MORDECAI

1036
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,010
THAT SHOT THE FUTURE ME
IN THE FUTURE.

1037
00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:55,680
YEAH,
BUT YOU DESERVED IT.

1038
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,480
GUYS, GUYS, CHILL OUT.

1039
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,250
THE SHOW
HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.

1040
00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,250
[ ALL GASP ]

1041
00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,280
MR. ROSS?!

1042
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,570
THE ONE AND ONLY.

1043
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:04,140
STEP ASIDE, ROSS.

1044
00:44:04,150 --> 00:44:05,420
NO CAN DO.

1045
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:07,590
I NEED PAST MORDECAI AND RIGBY
BACK THERE

1046
00:44:07,590 --> 00:44:10,660
TO CREATE THE TIMENADO
SO I CAN GET REVENGE ON RIGBY.

1047
00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:11,750
YOU'RE CRAZY!

1048
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,930
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, I'M CRAZE-O, ALL RIGHT!

1049
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,750
AND AS SOON AS I GET MY REVENGE,
I'M GONNA DESTROY THE EARTH

1050
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,000
AND THEN JUST LIVE ON
MY SWEET SPACESHIP

1051
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,260
AND WATCH TONS OF TV.

1052
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:22,790
I RECORDED
THE PAST 25 YEARS WORTH,

1053
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,630
SO I'VE GOT A LITTLE
CATCHING UP TO DO.

1054
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:27,030
THEY CAN'T STOP ALL OF US!
COME ON!

1055
00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:29,160
[ ALL SHOUTING ]

1056
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,260
[ GRUNTING ]

1057
00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:37,180
OOOH!

1058
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,010
Mordecai: OH, MAN.

1059
00:44:43,010 --> 00:44:44,600
WAIT, DUH.

1060
00:44:44,610 --> 00:44:47,610
CAN'T MAKE A TIME MACHINE
WITHOUT ADDING A LITTLE TIME.

1061
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,490
[ BEEP ]

1062
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,680
BROS, YOU'RE BLOCKING MY SHOT!

1063
00:44:53,790 --> 00:44:54,990
[ WHIMPERS ]

1064
00:44:54,990 --> 00:44:56,790
[ CRASH ]

1065
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:58,190
AAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]

1066
00:45:08,670 --> 00:45:10,840
[ VIBRATING ]

1067
00:45:10,830 --> 00:45:12,860
[ ALL GROANING ]

1068
00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:14,300
SO EASY.

1069
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,300
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS EASY?

1070
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,460
HUH?
HUH?

1071
00:45:17,470 --> 00:45:18,300
THIS.

1072
00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:19,680
[ GROANS ]

1073
00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:21,130
YES!

1074
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,300
[ BEEPING ]
[ GASPS ]

1075
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,980
HEH. REWIND COLLAR.

1076
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:32,410
GOOD THING, TOO.

1077
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,650
I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS.

1078
00:45:34,650 --> 00:45:35,740
[ BEEP ]

1079
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:38,390
AAAH!
AAAH!

1080
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,690
[ BOTH MOAN ]

1081
00:45:40,690 --> 00:45:42,560
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?!

1082
00:45:49,430 --> 00:45:51,600
THE TIMENADO!
THE TIMENADO!

1083
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,000
[ GRUNTS ]

1084
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,570
[ GRUNTS ]

1085
00:45:54,570 --> 00:45:56,240
OOOOH!

1086
00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:58,160
[ GRUNTS ]

1087
00:45:58,170 --> 00:45:59,470
AAAAH!

1088
00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:03,370
AAAH! NO!

1089
00:46:03,370 --> 00:46:04,700
RIGBY,
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

1090
00:46:04,710 --> 00:46:06,280
I'M SORRY, MISTER.
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO --

1091
00:46:06,270 --> 00:46:07,500
DON'T YOU GET IT?

1092
00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:10,010
YOU JUST CREATED
THE TIMENADO AGAIN --

1093
00:46:10,010 --> 00:46:11,550
THE WHOLE REASON
WE'RE HERE!

1094
00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:13,200
WHAT?
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL US?

1095
00:46:13,210 --> 00:46:14,840
YEAH, WE DIDN'T KNOW.

1096
00:46:14,850 --> 00:46:16,180
[ LAUGHS ]

1097
00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:19,350
OH, MAN,
THIS IS GONNA BE TOO GOOD.

1098
00:46:19,350 --> 00:46:21,950
MR. ROSS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

1099
00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:25,220
TIME TRAVELING AS MUCH AS
I HAVE HASN'T TREATED ME WELL.

1100
00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:27,290
BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT TO
PAY OFF.

1101
00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:29,020
WHY DON'T YOU TELL MORDECAI
THE REAL REASON

1102
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,180
YOU WERE TRYING TO
FINISH MY TIME MACHINE?

1103
00:46:31,190 --> 00:46:32,430
BUT RIGBY
WAS JUST HELPING ME

1104
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:34,280
SO WE COULD GO TO
COLLEGE U TOGETHER.

1105
00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:36,220
OH, YEAH.
YOU DON'T KNOW.

1106
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:39,000
RIGBY NEVER GOT IN
TO COLLEGE U.

1107
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,230
BUT{\i1} YOU{\i0} DID.

1108
00:46:41,230 --> 00:46:43,020
WHAT?
WAIT, WHAT?

1109
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:44,590
[ Chuckling ]
OH, WAIT.

1110
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,040
MORDECAI,
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

1111
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,110
RIGBY,
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

1112
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,360
I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S CRAZY.

1113
00:46:50,370 --> 00:46:53,710
OH, AM I?
AM I CRAZE-O, RIGBY?

1114
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:56,480
THEN WHY DON'T YOU READ
THE "ACCEPTANCE LETTER"

1115
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,110
YOU'VE BEEN
CARRYING AROUND?

1116
00:46:58,110 --> 00:46:59,710
NO! I DON'T HAVE TO!

1117
00:46:59,710 --> 00:47:00,710
AAAH!

1118
00:47:00,710 --> 00:47:02,370
[ WEAPON COCKS ]

1119
00:47:02,380 --> 00:47:03,750
READ THE LETTER.

1120
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:05,980
DO IT, RIGBY.

1121
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:08,380
[ SIGHS ]

1122
00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:12,110
"FROM THE ADMITTANCE OFFICE
OF COLLEGE UNIVERSITY.

1123
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,720
"DEAR, RIGBY,
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU

1124
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,980
THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ACCEPTED
INTO THIS FALL'S FRESHMAN CLASS

1125
00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:20,290
AT COLLEGE UNIVERSITY."

1126
00:47:21,790 --> 00:47:23,590
KEEP READING!

1127
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,270
"THOUGH COLLEGE UNIVERSITY
IS A MASSIVE SCHOOL

1128
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:30,130
AND IT WAS A RECORD YEAR FOR HOW
LITTLE APPLICATIONS WE RECEIVED,

1129
00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:34,260
THE ADMISSIONS COMMITTEE SIMPLY
COULD NOT FIND ANY REASON

1130
00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:36,910
TO INCLUDE YOU
IN OUR ENROLLING CLASS.

1131
00:47:36,910 --> 00:47:39,780
THE DEANS WERE OBLIGED
TO SELECT AMONG CANDIDATES

1132
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:44,000
WHO CLEARLY COULD DO THE MINIMUM
WORK REQUIRED AT C.U.

1133
00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:46,670
WE HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
OUR SITUATION,

1134
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,080
IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
THIS LETTER AT ALL.

1135
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,340
BUT REST ASSURED THAT WE DID NOT
MAKE THIS UNANIMOUS DECISION

1136
00:47:52,350 --> 00:47:54,180
ON A WHIM, AND AS A RESULT,

1137
00:47:54,190 --> 00:47:58,160
WE ARE NOT ABLE TO CONSIDER
ANY APPEALS TO THIS DECISION,

1138
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,090
SO DON'T EVEN TRY.

1139
00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:03,450
THOUGH OUR SCHOOL MOTTO IS
'THE COLLEGE FOR EVERYONE',

1140
00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:06,690
SOMETIMES COLLEGE
{\i1} ISN'T{\i0} FOR EVERYONE.

1141
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:09,270
WE THANK YOU
FOR YOUR INTEREST IN C.U.,

1142
00:48:09,270 --> 00:48:12,040
BUT, AGAIN, TO REITERATE,

1143
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:17,680
WE WON'T BE SEEING YOU
ANYTIME SOON -- OR EVER.

1144
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:21,540
SINCERELY, THE ADMISSIONS BOARD
AT COLLEGE UNIVERSITY."

1145
00:48:21,540 --> 00:48:24,400
YOU'VE BEEN
LYING TO ME ALL THIS TIME?

1146
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,870
HUH, OUCH. [ CHUCKLES ]

1147
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,110
BUT DON'T WORRY.

1148
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,620
THE STING OF THAT LIE
WON'T LAST MUCH LONGER.

1149
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:33,120
WHAT?

1150
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,290
TIME FOR THE NEXT PHASE OF MY
"GET REVENGE ON RIGBY" PLAN --

1151
00:48:36,290 --> 00:48:37,790
GET RID OF HIS BEST FRIEND.

1152
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:38,790
[ WHIRRING ]

1153
00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:39,990
SET ME UP, ME.

1154
00:48:39,990 --> 00:48:41,630
[ BEEPING ]

1155
00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:42,880
NO!

1156
00:48:42,890 --> 00:48:44,780
HA!

1157
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:46,020
[ GROANS ]

1158
00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:47,360
AAH!

1159
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:49,060
AAAH!

1160
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:51,020
OHHH! COME ON!

1161
00:48:51,030 --> 00:48:52,400
[ SCOFFS ] WHATEVER!

1162
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,030
AS SOON AS I GET BACK UP
INTO SPACE,

1163
00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:57,360
I'M GONNA ERASE ALL OF TIME
AND BLOW UP THE EARTH ANYWAYS.

1164
00:48:57,370 --> 00:48:58,570
[ BEEP ]

1165
00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:00,670
HEY, RIGBY,
REMEMBER WHEN YOU RUINED

1166
00:49:00,670 --> 00:49:02,310
MY STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME?

1167
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:03,960
NOW WE'RE EVEN.

1168
00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:07,030
OOOOHHHH!

1169
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:11,300
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOSERS
SOUND LIKE, AND NOBODY LIKES IT.

1170
00:49:11,310 --> 00:49:12,870
OOOOHHHH!

1171
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:15,810
MORDECAI?
[ THE VELVET UNDERGROUND'S
"PALE BLUE EYES" PLAYS ]

1172
00:49:15,810 --> 00:49:17,370
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
RIGBY.

1173
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:18,980
ALL THIS TIME
YOU WERE LYING TO ME?

1174
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:21,980
AND WHAT, SO YOU FORGED
MY REJECTION LETTER, IS THAT IT?

1175
00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:22,820
YEAH, BUT --

1176
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:24,990
UGH!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

1177
00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:26,090
I HAD TO.

1178
00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:28,160
YOU WOULD HAVE GONE OFF
TO COLLEGE WITHOUT ME.

1179
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,530
YOU DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU?

1180
00:49:29,530 --> 00:49:31,360
IT WAS JUST ONE LIE.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO --

1181
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,930
IT'S ALWAYS
JUST ONE THING WITH YOU.

1182
00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:34,730
YOU DON'T DO THAT
TO YOUR BEST FRIEND.

1183
00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:37,230
UGH!
YOU'RE [GROANS]

1184
00:49:37,230 --> 00:49:39,660
YOU'RE THE REASON I'M STUCK
IN THIS DEAD-END JOB!

1185
00:49:39,670 --> 00:49:41,040
WELL, I'M STUCK, TOO.

1186
00:49:41,030 --> 00:49:43,330
WHO BETTER TO BE STUCK WITH
THAN YOUR FRIEND?

1187
00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:45,340
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.

1188
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:47,180
ALL YOU'VE EVER DONE
IS HOLD ME BACK,

1189
00:49:47,170 --> 00:49:49,570
AND I'M THE IDIOT
FOR NOT SEEING IT UNTIL NOW.

1190
00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:57,420
¶ LINGER ON,
YOUR PALE BLUE EYES ¶

1191
00:49:57,410 --> 00:49:59,510
Benson: RIGBY, NO!

1192
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,450
WAIT!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

1193
00:50:01,450 --> 00:50:03,950
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

1194
00:50:03,950 --> 00:50:04,950
STOP!

1195
00:50:04,950 --> 00:50:05,950
COME ON.

1196
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,130
[ GROANS ]
PUT ME DOWN. PUT ME DOWN.

1197
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,280
[ GROANS ]

1198
00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:11,030
IT WAS ALL A WASTE,
MORDECAI.

1199
00:50:11,030 --> 00:50:12,030
I SOLD US OUT.

1200
00:50:12,030 --> 00:50:13,800
I CLIMBED
THE EVIL CORPORATE LADDER,

1201
00:50:13,790 --> 00:50:15,790
I HAD AN EVIL
SIX-FIGURE SALARY,

1202
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,370
AND EVEN BOUGHT AN EVIL CONDO
IN MAUI -- RIGHT ON THE BEACH.

1203
00:50:19,370 --> 00:50:22,540
UGH, AND FOR WHAT?
NO FAMILY, NO FRIENDS.

1204
00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:23,970
WORK ISN'T EVERYTHING.

1205
00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:25,710
IT'S NOT WORTH SHOOTING
YOUR BEST FRIEND OVER,

1206
00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:26,740
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

1207
00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:28,710
TRUTH IS [GROANS]

1208
00:50:28,710 --> 00:50:31,140
RIGHT NOW,
I'D TRADE IN MY LIFE

1209
00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:34,170
FOR AN AFTERNOON
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH MY BRO.

1210
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:36,320
[ COUGHS ]

1211
00:50:36,310 --> 00:50:39,970
THE FUTURE
IS IN YOUR HANDS.

1212
00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:41,410
[ COUGHS ]

1213
00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:44,090
OHHHHHH.

1214
00:50:44,090 --> 00:50:45,590
NO!

1215
00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:48,160
DUDE, DID WE JUST DIE,
DUDE?

1216
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,190
YEAH, DUDE.

1217
00:50:49,190 --> 00:50:51,660
DUDE,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

1218
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:54,360
¶ YOUR PALE BLUE EYES ¶

1219
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,060
[ BEEP ]

1220
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:06,090
¶ LINGER ON,
YOUR PALE BLUE EYES ¶

1221
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:07,560
[ ENGINES WHIRRING ]

1222
00:51:07,570 --> 00:51:09,910
RIGBY! STOP!

1223
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:16,180
¶ IF I COULD MAKE
THE WORLD AS PURE ¶

1224
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:17,580
[ SOBS ]

1225
00:51:17,580 --> 00:51:18,950
FLY ME INTO THE SUN

1226
00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:21,850
SO I WON'T HAVE TO BE
SO SAD ANYMORE.

1227
00:51:21,850 --> 00:51:23,520
{\i1} FUEL CELLS CRITICAL.{\i0}

1228
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,220
NO, NO, NO!
COME ON, STUPID SHIP!

1229
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,850
STUPID SHIP!

1230
00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:32,110
{\i1} AUTO PILOT ENGAGED{\i0}
{\i1} TO NEAREST REFUELING STATION.{\i0}

1231
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:38,130
¶ I PUT IN FRONT OF ME ¶

1232
00:51:38,130 --> 00:51:40,030
[ GRUNTING ]

1233
00:51:41,190 --> 00:51:43,920
[ GROANS ]

1234
00:51:43,930 --> 00:51:45,400
YAH! OW!

1235
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,270
AAAH! AAH!

1236
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,940
TERRIFIC!
THIS IS JUST...GREAT!

1237
00:51:51,940 --> 00:51:54,240
WHY WOULD RIGBY
DO SUCH A THING?

1238
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,470
I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

1239
00:51:55,470 --> 00:51:56,770
WHY DON'T WE JUST
GO BACK IN TIME

1240
00:51:56,770 --> 00:51:58,370
BEFORE RIGBY
TOOK THE SHIP AND THEN --

1241
00:51:58,370 --> 00:52:02,240
OR, BETTER YET, JUST GO BACK
FURTHER AND TRY ALL OVER AGAIN.

1242
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,810
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TIME
OR A WAY TO GET BACK NOW.

1243
00:52:05,810 --> 00:52:07,710
[ SHIP APPROACHING ]

1244
00:52:14,650 --> 00:52:17,050
HE'S GONE.
HE TOOK THE SHIP.

1245
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:17,820
GOOD.

1246
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:19,950
WE DON'T NEED HIM.

1247
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,430
WELL,
WHAT ARE WE TO DO NOW?

1248
00:52:24,430 --> 00:52:26,560
[ SIGHS ] I DON'T KNOW.

1249
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,790
[ INTERCOM BEEPING ]

1250
00:52:31,430 --> 00:52:35,260
{\i1} CALLING ALL AVAILABLE SHIPS TO{\i0}
{\i1} QUADRANT 3.457 ALPHA.{\i0}

1251
00:52:35,270 --> 00:52:37,440
{\i1} THE EARTH'S TIMELINE{\i0}
{\i1} IS IN DANGER.{\i0}

1252
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,270
{\i1} ROSS' TIMENADO HAS ALREADY{\i0}

1253
00:52:39,270 --> 00:52:42,130
{\i1} EATEN UP THE ENTIRE{\i0}
{\i1} 22nd CENTURY.{\i0}

1254
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:45,910
{\i1} WE WILL BE STARTING OUR FINAL{\i0}
{\i1} RUN TO STOP HIM IN ONE HOUR.{\i0}

1255
00:52:45,910 --> 00:52:49,450
{\i1} WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT,{\i0}
{\i1} BUT WE HAVE TO TRY.{\i0}

1256
00:52:49,450 --> 00:52:51,250
OH, MAN.

1257
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,320
WE'VE GOT TO GO HELP.

1258
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:57,310
[ GASPS ]

1259
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,620
[ GURGLES ]

1260
00:52:58,620 --> 00:53:00,260
[ GASPS, MOANS ]

1261
00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:02,410
OH, GOOD. YOU'RE AWAKE.

1262
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,580
WHAT HAPPENED?

1263
00:53:03,590 --> 00:53:05,660
EMOTIONS,
FEELINGS HAPPENED.

1264
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,930
AND THEN YOU SLIPPED
AND HIT YOUR HEAD.

1265
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,420
NOT YOUR FINEST HOUR.

1266
00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:11,260
WANT TO SEE MY FINEST HOUR?

1267
00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:13,030
IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

1268
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,430
AAH!
SORRY.

1269
00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:16,500
WHO ARE YOU?

1270
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:20,000
I AM FATHER TIME.

1271
00:53:21,430 --> 00:53:22,530
YOU DON'T LOOK SO HOT.

1272
00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:24,660
I DON'T FEEL SO HOT.

1273
00:53:24,670 --> 00:53:26,540
BUT I GUESS
THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED

1274
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:28,170
CONSIDERING
THERE'S A CRAZE-O GUY

1275
00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:29,930
TRYING TO DESTROY
ALL OF TIME.

1276
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,780
WHY ARE YOU SAYING "CRAZE-O,"
TOO?

1277
00:53:31,770 --> 00:53:32,930
IT'S "CRAZY."

1278
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,800
IN THE FUTURE,
IT'S "CRAZE-O."

1279
00:53:34,810 --> 00:53:36,810
I'M JUST BEING
ERA-APPROPRIATE.

1280
00:53:36,810 --> 00:53:38,770
BUT ANYWAYS,
HOW ABOUT YOU?

1281
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:39,980
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

1282
00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,050
BAD.

1283
00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:43,480
I MESSED UP,
AND EVERYBODY HATES MY GUTS NOW.

1284
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,780
THEY'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME
ANYWAY -- WHEREVER THEY ARE.

1285
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:49,020
WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY
TO LOOK AT IT.

1286
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:51,460
WHILE YOU WERE OUT,
YOUR FRIENDS HAVE BEEN BUSY.

1287
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,790
THEY JOINED GENE AND THE
INTERGALACTIC PARK RANGERS.

1288
00:53:54,790 --> 00:53:57,120
THEY'RE ENGAGED IN
AN EPIC SPACE BATTLE

1289
00:53:57,130 --> 00:54:00,300
WITH THAT SCIENCE TEACHER
OF YOURS.

1290
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:01,800
IT'S WEIRD, REALLY.

1291
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,800
THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

1292
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,140
GUESS I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
HUMANITY.

1293
00:54:06,130 --> 00:54:08,130
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME
ALL THIS?

1294
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:08,900
I BLEW IT.

1295
00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:10,630
I LOST MORDECAI.

1296
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,970
MORDECAI, HUH?

1297
00:54:11,970 --> 00:54:13,970
YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE?

1298
00:54:13,970 --> 00:54:15,570
TOLD ME SO HIMSELF.

1299
00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:17,000
YEAH, THAT'S ROUGH.

1300
00:54:17,010 --> 00:54:19,480
BUT I'M SURE YOU DID
ALL YOU COULD

1301
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,580
TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDSHIP,
TOO.

1302
00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:23,180
UH, YEAH,
I DID A BUNCH OF STUFF.

1303
00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:25,580
I WALLOWED IN SELF-PITY.
I FLEW OFF IN A RUSH.

1304
00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:28,180
WHOA, YOU{\i1} DID{\i0} DO A LOT.

1305
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,340
I KNOW.

1306
00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:31,140
THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE
I COULD DO.

1307
00:54:31,150 --> 00:54:34,710
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD
OUT THERE YOU COULD SAY TO HIM.

1308
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:38,550
A WORD THAT SHOWS HIM
THAT YOU FEEL BAD.

1309
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,160
MAYBE
IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.

1310
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,660
BUT WHEN AM I GONNA HAVE TIME TO
LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGE?

1311
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:46,920
[ SIGHS ] "SORRY", RIGBY.
THE WORD IS "SORRY".

1312
00:54:50,730 --> 00:54:53,100
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO
SAY IT TO HIM,

1313
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:55,430
YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND HIM.

1314
00:54:56,540 --> 00:54:57,840
AAH!

1315
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,910
I'M NOT LONG
FOR THIS EXISTENCE,

1316
00:54:59,910 --> 00:55:03,450
BUT AT LEAST I WON'T LEAVE HERE
WITH ANY REGRETS.

1317
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,100
HOW ABOUT YOU?

1318
00:55:05,110 --> 00:55:07,610
I GOT TO GO SAY
"I'M SORRY".

1319
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:12,250
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF FILLING
YOUR TANK UP WHILE YOU WERE OUT.

1320
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:14,180
THAT'LL BE $50,000.

1321
00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:15,720
WHAT?!
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!

1322
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:18,020
JUST KIDDING.
IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

1323
00:55:19,590 --> 00:55:21,630
GEEZ.
CAN'T TAKE A JOKE?

1324
00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:23,350
I'M COMING, MORDECAI.

1325
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,100
[ ENGINE WHIRS ]

1326
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,210
{\i1} ALERT. ALERT.{\i0}

1327
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:40,740
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, SIR.
IT'S THE GALACTIC PARK RANGERS.

1328
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:43,200
THE RANGERS?
AGAINST MY TIMENADO?

1329
00:55:43,210 --> 00:55:46,820
HA! LAUNCH MORE FIGHTERS,
AND LET'S FINISH THIS UP.

1330
00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:48,070
I'VE GOT NINE SEASONS OF

1331
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,880
"EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND"
TO WATCH.

1332
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,180
YES, SIR.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY SEASON 4, SIR.

1333
00:56:11,070 --> 00:56:12,470
Gene:{\i1} MORDECAI, YOU ALL SET?{\i0}

1334
00:56:12,470 --> 00:56:15,010
YEAH, PAYLOAD SECURE,
BUT I'M GONNA NEED HELP

1335
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,060
TO GET TO THAT DOCKING BAY.

1336
00:56:16,070 --> 00:56:17,330
CLEAR A PATH FOR MORDECAI,

1337
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:19,240
AND STAY AWAY
FROM THOSE TIMELINES.

1338
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:21,810
THERE'S NO TELLING
WHERE YOU'LL END UP.

1339
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:33,080
TECHMO,
BOGIES ON YOUR SIX.

1340
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,310
HUH?

1341
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,810
AAH!

1342
00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:43,380
GET GOING, MORDECAI.

1343
00:56:52,770 --> 00:56:54,440
COMPUTER, FIND MORDECAI.

1344
00:56:54,430 --> 00:56:56,430
{\i1} SEARCHING, SEARCHING...{\i0}

1345
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,110
{\i1} MORDECAI FOUND.{\i0}

1346
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:01,070
TARGET IN SIGHT.
PREPARING FOR DOCKING PROCEDURE.

1347
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:04,210
MORDECAI!

1348
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,340
AAAAH!

1349
00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:09,940
SO --

1350
00:57:14,150 --> 00:57:16,190
MORDECAI!

1351
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,780
[ GRUNTING ]

1352
00:57:19,790 --> 00:57:22,360
[ SCREAMING ]

1353
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,510
HUH?

1354
00:57:29,490 --> 00:57:31,050
MORDECAI!

1355
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:33,530
[ GRUNTING ]

1356
00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:37,030
HUH?

1357
00:57:39,430 --> 00:57:41,130
AAAAH!

1358
00:57:46,310 --> 00:57:48,280
Benson: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, RIGBY?

1359
00:57:48,270 --> 00:57:50,970
HAVEN'T YOU RUINED ENOUGH
TIMELINES FOR ONE DAY?

1360
00:57:50,980 --> 00:57:53,310
I HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE TO MORDECAI.

1361
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,570
AAH!
AAH!

1362
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:58,250
WE'LL COVER YOU. NOW GO!

1363
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,460
HUH? WHAT IS THIS?

1364
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:12,190
HE-HE-HE-HE. YOU'RE FUNNY.
MY NAME'S MORDECAI.

1365
00:58:12,190 --> 00:58:15,590
I'M RIGBY. OHHHHH!

1366
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,400
Both: OHHHHH!

1367
00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:20,720
WHOA!

1368
00:58:24,770 --> 00:58:27,010
[ PANTING ]

1369
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:33,310
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN?
HOW COULD YOU WORK FOR HIM?

1370
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:35,280
I COULDN'T
STAY AT THE PARK FOREVER.

1371
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,810
I HAD TO THINK OF
MY CAREER.

1372
00:58:36,810 --> 00:58:38,200
HOW ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?

1373
00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:39,470
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.

1374
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,450
WE HAVEN'T BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A LONG TIME.

1375
00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:44,650
[ GUNSHOTS ]

1376
00:58:44,650 --> 00:58:46,350
AAAH!

1377
00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:47,940
MORDECAI!

1378
00:58:47,950 --> 00:58:49,510
MORDECAI!

1379
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,260
WHOA!

1380
00:58:55,890 --> 00:58:57,450
MORDECAI.

1381
00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:59,000
[ PANTING ]

1382
00:58:58,990 --> 00:59:00,520
LISTEN, MORDECAI.

1383
00:59:00,530 --> 00:59:01,630
I JUST NEED TO --

1384
00:59:01,630 --> 00:59:03,230
NOW'S NOT THE BEST TIME.

1385
00:59:05,230 --> 00:59:09,490
YOU GUYS, WE GOT TO STOP RUNNING
INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.

1386
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:10,730
STEP ASIDE, ROSS.

1387
00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:12,840
YEAH,
IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS.

1388
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:18,610
I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS
ERASED AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!

1389
00:59:19,510 --> 00:59:21,110
AAH!
AAH!

1390
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,710
STAY WITH THE PLUTONIUM.

1391
00:59:23,710 --> 00:59:26,110
AAH!
MORDECAI!

1392
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:28,420
AAHHHHH!

1393
00:59:37,690 --> 00:59:39,660
YOU WERE THE WORST TEACHER.
[ GRUNTING ]

1394
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,790
STUFF IT.

1395
00:59:41,990 --> 00:59:43,290
AAH!

1396
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,270
[ ZAPS ]

1397
00:59:53,570 --> 00:59:55,000
YOO-HOO.

1398
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,100
[ LAUGHS ]

1399
00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:58,660
RIGBY!

1400
00:59:58,670 --> 01:00:00,670
[ LAUGHS ]

1401
01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:02,500
SHOW YOURSELF.

1402
01:00:02,510 --> 01:00:03,610
OHH!

1403
01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:07,300
OHH!

1404
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,580
[ LAUGHS ]

1405
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:16,080
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
AAHHHH!

1406
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,110
AAHHH!

1407
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,590
[ GRUNTS ]
NO!

1408
01:00:18,590 --> 01:00:20,360
WHOA.

1409
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,610
WHOA!

1410
01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:22,850
OOF!

1411
01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:24,760
[ GLASS CLINKS ]
[ GROANS ]

1412
01:00:28,190 --> 01:00:29,220
MORDECAI!

1413
01:00:29,230 --> 01:00:33,430
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

1414
01:00:39,030 --> 01:00:41,160
[ CHOKING ]

1415
01:00:46,770 --> 01:00:48,100
[ THUD ]

1416
01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:50,580
I'VE BEEN WAITING
A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

1417
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,880
I'M SORRY FOR RUINING YOUR DUMB
VOLLEYBALL GAME, OKAY?

1418
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,580
JUST LET IT GO, MAN.

1419
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:56,440
LET IT GO?!

1420
01:00:56,450 --> 01:00:57,720
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

1421
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,650
TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE
TO SOMETHING

1422
01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:01,120
AND THEN HAVE IT RUINED?!

1423
01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:04,490
YES, I DO.

1424
01:01:04,490 --> 01:01:07,160
BUT I'M GONNA WORK HARD
TO MAKE IT RIGHT.

1425
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:08,830
MORDECAI, NOW!

1426
01:01:09,790 --> 01:01:10,820
HUH?

1427
01:01:10,830 --> 01:01:13,130
AAH!

1428
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,170
[ WIND WHISTLING ]

1429
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,630
THANKS.

1430
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:27,730
YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?

1431
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:29,240
YEAH.
WHOA.

1432
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,680
IS HE GONNA REGENERATE?

1433
01:01:30,670 --> 01:01:33,070
NO, THE FALL MUST HAVE
BROKEN HIS NECK COLLAR.

1434
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,280
LET'S DO
WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO.

1435
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:37,350
WAIT.
I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.

1436
01:01:39,110 --> 01:01:41,240
MORDECAI,
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

1437
01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:42,590
IF I HADN'T CHANGED
THE LETTER,

1438
01:01:42,580 --> 01:01:44,440
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED
TO GO BACK IN TIME,

1439
01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:46,080
AND THE TIMENADO
WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED.

1440
01:01:46,090 --> 01:01:49,090
WELL, I THINK MR. ROSS
HAD IT OUT FOR YOU, ANYWAYS.

1441
01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:50,590
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

1442
01:01:50,590 --> 01:01:52,590
I ROBBED YOU OF YOUR FUTURE
BECAUSE I WAS BEING SELFISH.

1443
01:01:52,590 --> 01:01:54,150
YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND
I'VE EVER HAD,

1444
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,760
AND I COULDN'T STAND
THE THOUGHT OF LOSING YOU.

1445
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:59,260
I HELD YOU BACK
AND RUINED YOUR LIFE,

1446
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,290
AND I'M SORRY.

1447
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,970
DUDE,
YOU DIDN'T RUIN MY LIFE.

1448
01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:04,170
WHAT YOU DID
WAS MESSED UP,

1449
01:02:04,170 --> 01:02:05,300
BUT I THINK BEFORE,

1450
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:06,530
I WAS PUTTING
TOO MUCH BLAME ON YOU

1451
01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:07,940
FOR HOW THINGS
HAVE TURNED OUT.

1452
01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:11,010
I'VE MADE PLENTY OF MISTAKES
ON MY OWN FOR SURE,

1453
01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:12,170
AND IF YOU DIDN'T DO
WHAT YOU DID,

1454
01:02:12,170 --> 01:02:13,930
MAYBE THINGS
WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT,

1455
01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:15,440
BUT I'D TAKE

1456
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,100
WORKING A LAME JOB AT A PARK
WITH MY BEST FRIEND ANY DAY.

1457
01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:21,280
[ Voice breaking ]
HM. MM-HM. HM.

1458
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,620
HM. HM-HM. HM.

1459
01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:26,340
Both:
HM-HM, HM-HM, HM-HM, HM!

1460
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,610
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.

1461
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,120
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS
ON MY OWN.

1462
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,460
RIGBY, NO!

1463
01:02:32,450 --> 01:02:34,480
YOU DON'T HAVE
A PROTECTIVE SUIT! YOU'LL DIE!

1464
01:02:34,490 --> 01:02:36,660
I'M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS FIXING
MY PROBLEMS.

1465
01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:38,690
THIS TIME,
{\i1} I'M{\i0} GOING TO FIX IT.

1466
01:02:38,690 --> 01:02:39,550
NO!

1467
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,130
COME ON.
WE GOT TO GO.

1468
01:02:41,130 --> 01:02:42,730
HEY, MORDECAI.
ONE MORE THING.

1469
01:02:42,730 --> 01:02:45,500
SAVING THE WORLD IS
THE BEST THING I'VE EVER DONE.

1470
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,800
SO IF YOU COULD GET BENSON

1471
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,400
TO MAKE A SWEET
BRONZE STATUE OF ME

1472
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,030
TO PUT AT THE FRONT
OF THE PARK,

1473
01:02:50,030 --> 01:02:51,160
THAT'D BE REALLY COOL.

1474
01:02:51,170 --> 01:02:52,700
NO!

1475
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,970
WE HAVE TO LEAVE HIM!

1476
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:55,500
[ GRUNTING ]

1477
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,230
[ SIGHS ]

1478
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,070
MORDECAI,
IT'S TOO LATE!

1479
01:03:00,070 --> 01:03:01,630
NO, IT'S NOT!

1480
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,640
RIGBY!

1481
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,010
[ STRAINING ]

1482
01:03:04,010 --> 01:03:05,410
MORDECAI,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1483
01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:07,310
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS
BY YOURSELF.

1484
01:03:07,310 --> 01:03:09,880
PLUS, I WANT TO BE A PART
OF THAT STATUE, TOO.

1485
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,150
[ COLLAR BEEPS ]

1486
01:03:17,150 --> 01:03:19,710
[ GASPS ]

1487
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,180
[ LAUGHS ]

1488
01:03:23,190 --> 01:03:25,490
THE GAME'S
NOT OVER YET, BOYS.

1489
01:03:25,490 --> 01:03:29,050
NOW, WHO'S READY TO DIE?!
RAAAAAH!

1490
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:30,060
NO!

1491
01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:32,290
RIGBY, CATCH!

1492
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,330
AAHHHH!

1493
01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:38,390
-WHAT THE...
-HYAH!

1494
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:42,000
-HA. YOU MISSED.
-DID I?

1495
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,530
UH, YEAH, YOU DID.

1496
01:03:44,540 --> 01:03:45,340
WHAT?

1497
01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:47,540
SET ME UP, MORDECAI.

1498
01:03:48,310 --> 01:03:51,340
[ SCREAMS ]

1499
01:03:52,210 --> 01:03:55,450
NOOOOOOOO!

1500
01:03:55,450 --> 01:03:56,450
[ COLLAR BEEPS ]

1501
01:03:56,450 --> 01:03:59,050
AAHHH! OOF.

1502
01:03:59,050 --> 01:04:00,450
[ COLLAR BEEPS ]

1503
01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:02,120
AAHHHH! OOF.

1504
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:06,020
[ COLLAR BEEPS ]
AAHHHH! OOF.

1505
01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:10,290
AAHHHH! THIS HURTS WAY MORE
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD!

1506
01:04:10,290 --> 01:04:12,190
COME ON.
LET'S FINISH THIS.

1507
01:04:12,190 --> 01:04:13,950
[ GRUNTS ]

1508
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,510
[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
YES, SAD NEWS.

1509
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:44,820
AN EXPLOSION
AT WEST ANDERSON HIGH

1510
01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:47,860
HAS LEFT THE ENTIRE
SCIENCE DEPARTMENT DESTROYED.

1511
01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:51,090
LET'S GO TO OUR AERIAL COVERAGE
UP IN CHOPPER 6. FRANK?

1512
01:04:51,090 --> 01:04:53,890
Frank: I TELL YOU, JIM.
IT'S PRETTY CRAZY DOWN THERE.

1513
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,990
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS.

1514
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,530
WH-O-O-O-OA.

1515
01:04:57,530 --> 01:04:59,000
MARGARET,
STAY BACK, SWEETIE.

1516
01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:04,040
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME, YOU TRIED
TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE

1517
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,840
USING MR. ROSS' PLUTONIUM

1518
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,910
AND BLEW UP
THE WHOLE SCIENCE LAB?!

1519
01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:09,910
-YEAH.
-YEAH.

1520
01:05:09,910 --> 01:05:11,180
OKAY, I CAN EXP--

1521
01:05:11,170 --> 01:05:12,470
OW!

1522
01:05:13,340 --> 01:05:14,670
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, ROSS.

1523
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,180
AND YOU TWO --
I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.

1524
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:18,950
YOU TWO ARE EXPELLED.

1525
01:05:18,950 --> 01:05:20,680
WAIT.

1526
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,420
BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY TO MR. ROSS.

1527
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,610
I'M SORRY FOR RUINING

1528
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,250
YOUR STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME,
MR. ROSS.

1529
01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:30,710
I KNOW IT MEANT
A LOT TO YOU,

1530
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,360
AND IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
YOU GUYS TOTALLY COULD HAVE WON.

1531
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,390
I'M SORRY.

1532
01:05:34,390 --> 01:05:36,730
[ GROWLS ]

1533
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,920
THAT'S ALL
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR.

1534
01:05:39,690 --> 01:05:41,520
HOO, MAN. [ CHUCKLES ]

1535
01:05:41,530 --> 01:05:42,900
I FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER NOW.

1536
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:44,530
YOU KNOW,
I WAS ABOUT TO PLAN

1537
01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:46,570
A CRAZY, COMPLICATED
REVENGE PLAN ON YOU,

1538
01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:48,700
BUT NOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE
DOING THAT AT ALL.

1539
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:51,040
HA! NOW I FEEL LIKE
WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS.

1540
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,140
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO GET BURGERS?
MY TREAT.

1541
01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:55,470
WHAT DO YOU SAY, PRINCIPAL DEAN?
CAN WE GET BURGERS?

1542
01:05:55,470 --> 01:05:57,370
NO!
YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!

1543
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:58,430
OH, YEAH.

1544
01:05:58,440 --> 01:05:59,710
NOW MARCH!

1545
01:05:59,710 --> 01:06:01,240
OW. WOW! OW! HA! OW.

1546
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,430
OH, MAN, COME ON.

1547
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,800
I SAID MARCH!

1548
01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:22,330
EVEN THOUGH
THEY WERE REALLY COOL,

1549
01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:24,730
I HOPE WE NEVER TURN OUT
LIKE THEM.

1550
01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,630
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER SHOOT YOU
WITH A LASER.

1551
01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:28,570
I PROMISE I'LL NEVER
LASER YOU, EITHER.

1552
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,220
[ WARBLE! ]

1553
01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:32,760
-WHOA.
-WHOA.

1554
01:06:32,770 --> 01:06:34,170
WELL...

1555
01:06:34,170 --> 01:06:37,670
I GUESS THAT WRAPS A NEAT,
LITTLE BOW AROUND EVERYTHING.

1556
01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:41,410
[ WHISTLING ]

1557
01:06:41,410 --> 01:06:43,440
[ Singsong voice ]
MORDECAI, RIGBY.

1558
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:45,070
A NEW DAY, A NEW BEGINNING.

1559
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,610
[ Normal voice ]
NOW, YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE,

1560
01:06:46,610 --> 01:06:48,180
BUT WE CAN WORK ON THA--

1561
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,470
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!

1562
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:59,850
OKAY.
THAT'LL BE $3.95?

1563
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:04,120
UH, SORRY. HOW MUCH?

1564
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,420
$3.95.

1565
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,580
OH, OKAY.
HERE YOU GO.

1566
01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:09,090
COULD YOU JUST THROW THE FOOD
UP HERE?

1567
01:07:09,090 --> 01:07:10,530
WE'RE IN KIND OF A HURRY.

1568
01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:13,280
THANKS.

1569
01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:15,090
DUDE,
THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

1570
01:07:15,090 --> 01:07:16,250
WE'RE LATE.

1571
01:07:16,260 --> 01:07:17,830
PBHT!
WE'RE NOT LATE.

1572
01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:20,330
WE'RE NEVER
GONNA BE LATE AGAIN.

1573
01:07:20,330 --> 01:07:22,270
[ BEEPING ]

1574
01:07:22,270 --> 01:07:26,170
¶¶

1575
01:07:29,370 --> 01:07:33,500
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]