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Congratulations Nabi.
We stand on the brink of martyrdom.

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Praise be to Allah!

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Soon we will be welcomed by Allah,
and of our ancestors' jubilation.

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And 99 perfect virgins
will worship us forever!

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I thought it was 100.
They promised me 100 virgins.

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That makes up for it, right?

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They tell us differently,
they may not know for sure.

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Perhaps. The number of virgins
May not be accurate.

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- I can settle for 90 something.
- Or 75.

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I'm not greedy,
but what if it's ten?

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- Well...
- Ten that we have to share?

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Then you have five more than now.

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How long do five virgins last?

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A month?
They're not virgins that long.

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Should you feel better
if we called the boss?

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- Yes.
- Take over.

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It's ringing. - Osama, it's Asif.
No, we'll stop.

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Sure, but the security check
takes forever. What do you do?

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Nabi has a question for you.

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Hall�? Yes...

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It's about the virgins.

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Yeah? It was 100 when I was recruited.

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They are earlier. Too many martyrs
and for virgins.

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Are you kidding? Give me the phone!

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Take over.

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Osama, this is Asif.

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Can you tell me the exact number of virgins
you can vouch for Nabi and me?

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No, it's okay.

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No more than 20.

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We suck at this.
Okay, pick up the intercom.

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And notify the passengers
that we change course to the Bahamas.

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Paradise Winds Trailer Park
Axl Rose's birthplace

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<i>... man and woman, man and man,
woman and woman, man and collie-</i>

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<i>- or woman and sausage.</i>

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<i>The death of Mr. Cruise continues.</i>

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<i>Cruise claims that the police violate-</i>

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<i>- his freedom as a parent
and believers...</i>

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<i>Mayoral candidate Eugene Wells
going to talk about-</i>

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<i>- the new political landscape
and we discuss the toy fly-</i>

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<i>- Krotchy dolls. Stay there.</i>

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Turn down the damn TV.
I can't hear my program!

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It's �n� nothing good.
Today I have the job interview.

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Fight! You fight like a cunt.
- Nobody hires a wretch like you!

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Why don't you go fishing
for your uncle?

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- Damn it!
- What the hell are you up to?!

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- Nothing.
- Make sure to collect the social allowance!

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Kiss, kiss, my little cucumber!

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Get off! Get off!

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Naughty dog, naughty dog!
You are not allowed to poop on our yard.

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Poop on the neighbor's fence.

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Feces on the fence...

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It violates trailer park statute 101/40.

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- Don't poop!
- I put it on the list.

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What else do you have on your list?

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Statute 143-11.

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Yesterday at lunchtime. I don't care
what you do in the bedroom-

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- but statute 143-11 says
that if I hear your love-

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- after ten in the morning, for me
file a complaint, and I will!

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Okay. I put �at least
not on my sister, inbred farmhand!

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And just so you know, lantis,
I wasn't here yesterday afternoon.

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I hate this town.

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It sucks!

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And NASA, National
Aeronautics Space Administration-

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- does not exist.

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All the space missions we've heard about since
we were little Hollywood creations.

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We didn't land on the moon,
John Glenn doesn't exist...

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Hey, Professor,
do you think it's a library?

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- I'll be ready soon.
- No, you. Buy now, or give.

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Ses�, hello there�. Get out. Bye!
Be careful not to get the door in the hedge.

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Dad?
Mohammad wants to talk to you again.

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- About what?
- What do you think?

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What exactly did she say about me?
That bitch!

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FORBIDDEN FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE

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TALIBAN G�MST�LLE

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Some police
or other suspect today?

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Trust me. You are safe here
as long as you want!

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It may not be that long.
We got news from Afghanistan!

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- News...?
- Everything is starting to settle down.

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The shipment went three days ago.

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Praise be to Allah... When will it come?

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Tomorrow!

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The time has come for us
to stab our swords...

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...in the genitals of the infidels!

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Gluttco Inc,
the world's leading glutt manufacturer.

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You saw the heads, I see. A carrot.

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Those are the bastards I got
climb over to get the job.

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It's papier-maché. He believed
that they were real. Sit down.

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That's where we start.

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I hope you excuse...

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...the recording.
We use it in education.

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- Okay?
- Yes, that's good.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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- It's the chair. It is...
- We are running out of time, so now we start.

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I am here to apply for the job, sir.

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You are, after all, a factory worker.

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I was a factory worker, but the factory
was laid down and I became unemployed...

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Why are you better
among your 15 competitors?

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I don't know that...

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If you want the job, you have to take it.
Make sure to put your heads on the wall!

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- Fuck it. Now we take the questions.
- What is your best strength?

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I am a great team player.

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Wrong.

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- What is your biggest weakness?
- I work too hard.

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Wrong.

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How do you move a mountain with a spoon?
How do you think outside the box?

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- If...
- Wrong!

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Last question...
What is the difference between a duck?

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And...?

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What the hell is wrong with you?!
A duck...?

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I came here to look for a job!

112
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This job has nothing to do with it
a damn cock-sucking duck to do!

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Congratulations. You are our number one candidate.
How does it feel?

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- It feels good.
- No, how does it feel? How does it feel?

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How does it feel
to put 15 heads on the wall?

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I'll tell you that.
It feels really nice!

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- Did I get the job?
- No, we're just getting to know you.

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- We have some...
- 120.

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We have a few more to interview,
but a damn good start.

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One last thing before you do... I want to
that you sing the company's battle song.

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It is not a flag
It is a greedy company

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Where you wear yourself out until you die

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When you are old
The pension is gone

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And the office cubicle becomes your grave

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It is a greedy company

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Now please go back to work!

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We hear from you.

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Terrible city.

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ORGANIC MONOTHEISM

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 �survival center Apocalypse

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I am proud to present
"The One"...

132
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Save the energy for Uncle Dave!

133
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Good group, good group...

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Welcome to the sect
Organic Monotheism.

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Congratulations you have taken
the first step towards freedom.

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Now you know that
the american dream

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- is not a dream for you.

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It is in fact a nightmare!

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A nightmare to be swallowed by God
all-encompassing, terrifying lies!

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Hear the godly say...

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Who does God love? We do!

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Inauguration! I love this part.

143
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No, this is just inner sanctum-
stuff, Richie. String ritually.

144
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Uncle David, forgive me for interrupting,
but we have some important business.

145
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The girls must go!

146
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ok kids
it appears that Brother Richard…

147
00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:06,525
...must mix our energies.
- Ses�, speed up now!

148
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So there, yes.

149
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I promise to distribute communion later.
It's my favorite meal. G�.

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N�men, hello...
God bless them.

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- All right, Ritchie. What is it?
- We have a small...

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...cash flow problems.
- What the hell do you mean?

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- Didn't you see all the recruits today?
- Yes, the membership sets a record.

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And we have more brides
A Playboy Mansion, but...

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- What's the problem, Ritch?
- Well...

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It is the Tax Agency.

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WE have not paid taxes for four years.

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- �n late?
- I tried to explain...

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...that the end of the world makes it impossible-

160
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- that we contribute to healthcare
Insurance and social benefits...

161
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:13,423
But tax cannot be paid in installments.

162
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Come on, Ritchie. What do we do about it?

163
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What are your plans?

164
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We pay them, or…

165
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We can either pay, or that's it
no more fucking, faithless party-

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- tacos, everything - and you,
you end up in jail.

167
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How much do we owe?

168
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$1.3 million and 79 cents.

169
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- Hell, Richard.
- Don't worry, Uncle Dave.

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When the government dreams again the door-

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- GOD always opens a window.

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It is a beautiful,
afterthought, Ritchie.

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But now I would like to be alone.

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do you need me
I'm in the other room.

175
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Hardly likely, Ritch.

176
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The <i>Krotchy dolls are sold out.
People drive to get hold of them.</i>

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<i>We'll be right back.</i>

178
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Hey, give me some dollars.

179
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- I have no money.
- Come on, I'm serious.

180
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- I have to take the bus to the kids.
- Unfortunately, I don't have any...

181
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Come here. I want to talk to you.

182
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Stick!
I'm tired of people like you.

183
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You have good jobs, a big car.
You have everything, I have nothing.

184
00:17:08,742 --> 00:17:13,320
But fuck you and everyone
that looks like you. Fuck you!

185
00:17:22,546 --> 00:17:25,833
It is green. You have time!

186
00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:29,381
Come on!

187
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You have time. Come on, driver!

188
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- She would make it.
- She has forgotten her glasses.

189
00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:44,811
Did you say "sina glas�gonen",
you sausage rolling bastard?

190
00:17:44,985 --> 00:17:49,065
It's called "sina gla�gon"!

191
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:53,948
You foreigners spoil the language
and the driving messes up the traffic!

192
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,238
- Calm down.
- The flat trucks are coming here...

193
00:17:57,414 --> 00:18:01,031
...takes over the convenience stores
and eat all our dogs!

194
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,301
Help her now.

195
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:09,166
You are right. Okay.

196
00:18:09,341 --> 00:18:12,341
I check that everything is as it should be.

197
00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:17,431
She is an old lady.
Now I have a bad conscience.

198
00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:25,351
Hey, it's green.

199
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:29,224
It is green. You could have �kt.

200
00:18:29,402 --> 00:18:33,863
The light... What did you say?
What did you say, driver?

201
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,696
What are you saying now, huh?

202
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:50,253
- My God...
- What happened?

203
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,586
The driver called me a nigger.

204
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- Oh, oh! Did you see that there?
- Yes.

205
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A day with me and she looks like
having been hit by the mayonnaise truck.

206
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:17,650
Mr. P�la Dem...
I hope she comes back.

207
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,278
- Okay.
- What do you want?

208
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:27,319
I take a medium…

209
00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:34,033
No, I'll take a large mocha.

210
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- Okay.
- No.

211
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Maybe vanilla.

212
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- Okay.
- What goes best with bagels?

213
00:19:43,721 --> 00:19:47,589
You had ten minutes
to decide!

214
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:53,270
What's the matter with you? Anyone know?
We sell coffee. Nothing else.

215
00:19:53,438 --> 00:19:55,810
We don't sell cars.

216
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I know!

217
00:19:57,901 --> 00:20:00,819
You get a regular coffee.

218
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:05,613
Be careful not to burn yourself.
- Next!

219
00:20:07,868 --> 00:20:10,657
What d�?

220
00:20:10,831 --> 00:20:13,785
Tv� latte, no foam. Thanks.

221
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:35,013
It's probably the first time
you have been here.

222
00:20:35,186 --> 00:20:41,106
All the idiots call me Uncle Dave,
but I'm your uncle Dave.

223
00:20:41,276 --> 00:20:44,608
When did we last meet?

224
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:50,283
- The stag party before the wedding.
- Yes, bastards! It was fun.

225
00:20:50,451 --> 00:20:53,902
I wonder if the �snake� survived.

226
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,237
What do you think?

227
00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:59,664
It... it's amazing.

228
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,417
I kind of owe you everything.

229
00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:08,084
We always talked about
this is a scam.

230
00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:13,051
People believe everything
if you say it a few times.

231
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I took all that talk
and took it to the next level...

232
00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:22,556
...and here I am now.

233
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:26,266
Yeah, I just can't believe it.

234
00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:34,985
Funny that you show up like this.

235
00:21:35,159 --> 00:21:39,239
Namely, I have
little financial problems.

236
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:42,996
I have a plan,
but may need a partner.

237
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:49,335
I know where this is going,
but I don't do that shit anymore.

238
00:21:49,506 --> 00:21:54,583
It will be like old times. do you remember
when we stole the governor's flag?

239
00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:59,303
- Twice.
- This plan is foolproof.

240
00:21:59,473 --> 00:22:03,638
- I was arrested a second time.
- That plan was not foolproof.

241
00:22:03,812 --> 00:22:08,106
I was spoken to outside the law
on the protection of the flag-

242
00:22:08,274 --> 00:22:13,101
- and that meant I didn't get in
at a good college.

243
00:22:13,278 --> 00:22:16,529
Nowadays I follow the rules.

244
00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:20,447
You either earn
or violates the rules.

245
00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:25,743
- Everything else is a slow death.
- Yes, that's how it feels.

246
00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:29,699
Fuck it.
I never force you to do anything.

247
00:22:29,877 --> 00:22:32,368
And it works so well for you.

248
00:22:32,547 --> 00:22:36,081
You have a beautiful wife
and a nice home.

249
00:22:36,258 --> 00:22:40,090
But let me know if you change.

250
00:22:40,262 --> 00:22:44,425
- Take a souvenir ashtray.
- Thank you.

251
00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:48,928
You receive social benefits of 168 dollars.

252
00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:53,480
Give me the check, and you go
food stamps for $250.

253
00:22:53,649 --> 00:22:57,980
It's a big win,
a very good deal.

254
00:22:58,155 --> 00:23:00,645
- It will be 82 dollars.
- Don't miss it.

255
00:23:00,823 --> 00:23:05,070
It's you. Take my pen
and don't forget to date it.

256
00:23:05,244 --> 00:23:08,115
23-6.

257
00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:12,452
Have you heard that we are going to break up
with the Statue of Liberty?

258
00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:16,457
- I don't understand.
- All copper will be for sale.

259
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:18,290
I don't want cups!

260
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,631
Wrong form. Wrong form!

261
00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:25,928
I ignore the form.
Give me the money!

262
00:23:26,096 --> 00:23:28,766
Come on now.

263
00:23:28,932 --> 00:23:32,716
Hang up. He has my pen!

264
00:24:11,848 --> 00:24:14,885
Don't do it. Don't do it!

265
00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:20,475
Reinforcement!

266
00:24:39,207 --> 00:24:41,958
Number 25!

267
00:24:43,502 --> 00:24:46,124
Here!

268
00:24:46,298 --> 00:24:49,548
We are unfortunately closed.

269
00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:12,271
Get off!

270
00:25:12,447 --> 00:25:18,236
Give it to me, dad.
Give it to your naughty girl!

271
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:51,686
Hello, neighbor. Apparently I need to
don't file that complaint.

272
00:26:04,871 --> 00:26:08,287
You have to find the wet spot.

273
00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:38,567
Give me the bottle of cooking oil!

274
00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:54,579
Please, just a few hundred dollars.

275
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:59,993
Just make sure I can get by
from this damn town!

276
00:27:00,172 --> 00:27:03,707
Last chance. Give me some dollars.

277
00:27:04,593 --> 00:27:09,421
- I have nothing!
- Who the hell do you think you're talking to?

278
00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:13,512
Do you think I'm stupid or something?

279
00:27:13,685 --> 00:27:17,979
If you don't help me, I will
myself. Open the wallet.

280
00:27:18,148 --> 00:27:20,436
Who are you talking to?

281
00:27:23,528 --> 00:27:25,436
What's the matter with you?

282
00:27:25,613 --> 00:27:28,364
are you left?

283
00:27:28,532 --> 00:27:35,247
While I still have you on the tree;
what do you think about bonus flight points?

284
00:27:35,415 --> 00:27:37,822
What is it? Let go!

285
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:44,714
I thought you could use it
them whenever you wanted, but not at Christmas.

286
00:27:46,175 --> 00:27:48,582
Last chance. Give it to me!

287
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,343
Hell...

288
00:27:59,896 --> 00:28:03,762
Whenever you want to use them,
it doesn't work like that.

289
00:28:03,941 --> 00:28:06,396
<i>Surely it is too damned?</i>

290
00:28:06,568 --> 00:28:08,727
Dave? I'm in.

291
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:12,071
are you How good!

292
00:28:15,618 --> 00:28:20,079
<i>But I'm a bit busy now, s...</i>

293
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:28,081
<i>We, the people of Allah, give you new strength
against the satan of the West.</i>

294
00:28:28,255 --> 00:28:34,009
<i>They think we are weakened,
but soon we will strike against the USA-</i>

295
00:28:34,178 --> 00:28:38,923
<i>- so fast and terrible
that the wicked are destroyed forever.</i>

296
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:44,686
<i>We ask those who have the right faith
to wait, pray and praise Allah-</i>

297
00:28:44,854 --> 00:28:48,804
<i>- when the peaceful slaughter begins.</i>

298
00:28:48,984 --> 00:28:51,272
And... break!

299
00:28:52,362 --> 00:28:55,730
Wonderful scene, Sammy!

300
00:28:55,906 --> 00:29:01,576
You have the camera in your possession.
You are so powerful. I almost cried.

301
00:29:01,745 --> 00:29:04,071
You have star quality.

302
00:29:04,248 --> 00:29:07,663
A true superstar.
Your voice and your eyes!

303
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:14,706
Don't you know that I am
lactose intolerant? Are you going to kill me?

304
00:29:14,882 --> 00:29:19,259
Who writes this shit?

305
00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:22,845
They don't listen.
I tell about Allah.

306
00:29:23,016 --> 00:29:27,096
- But what do I keep hearing?
- Virgins.

307
00:29:27,270 --> 00:29:32,227
Nobody wants to die these days
if they don't get virgins.

308
00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:37,820
This time, no one needs death.
That's the genius of the delivery.

309
00:29:37,988 --> 00:29:41,688
 �h, the broadcast!

310
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:45,566
What is it this time.
More anthrax?

311
00:29:45,745 --> 00:29:49,529
Sammy, Sammy...
Why do you have to be late?

312
00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:53,752
Do you remember the thing with the airplanes?
how many years ago?

313
00:29:53,919 --> 00:29:56,291
Do you remember that?

314
00:29:56,463 --> 00:30:01,041
Child's play! Tomorrow
do we really do something to remember.

315
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:06,460
You, me and the broadcast
with Krotchy dolls!

316
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,805
I'm going to watch Oprah.

317
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:13,890
She looks good these days.
The diet works.

318
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:17,480
I do everything to avoid Paradise.
All!

319
00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:20,605
- Anything!
- Okay.

320
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:23,814
Get me in the ass.

321
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,859
I'm just kidding.

322
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:33,579
No, here... Have you heard of them?

323
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:37,331
- Krotchy dolls?
- Yes.

324
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:41,001
Who doesn't have that?
The biggest show on TV.

325
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:44,623
The guy who dubs
Is an international star.

326
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:48,844
It settles,
but everyone wants a son stupid doll.

327
00:30:49,012 --> 00:30:52,262
Not true? But sadly-

328
00:30:52,432 --> 00:30:56,845
- so lower the tank bait
who transported them here.

329
00:30:57,020 --> 00:31:02,358
They saved 100,000 dolls,
but unfortunately no one from the crew.

330
00:31:02,525 --> 00:31:06,060
Is there not enough
with dolls?

331
00:31:06,237 --> 00:31:08,443
Check it out here.

332
00:31:08,614 --> 00:31:14,368
One of the dolls was sold at auction
this morning for $4000.

333
00:31:14,537 --> 00:31:17,075
It was like hell!

334
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:25,167
- And 2000...
...multiplied by 4000...

335
00:31:25,338 --> 00:31:29,039
...�tat...
- No, ten hundred...

336
00:31:29,217 --> 00:31:35,469
- If there are three zeros...
- Move the decimal point backwards?

337
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,391
- That's a hell of a lot of money!
- A lot of shit.

338
00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:42,426
- A lot of shit!
- Exactly.

339
00:31:42,605 --> 00:31:48,061
Okay, okay...
What do you want me to do?

340
00:31:50,236 --> 00:31:52,941
Finding on a plane.

341
00:31:53,114 --> 00:31:57,408
That flag theft was my identity.

342
00:31:57,577 --> 00:32:00,827
- It said.
- It had some structural flaws.

343
00:32:00,997 --> 00:32:03,950
Just that, just that...

344
00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:07,328
Okay, okay...

345
00:32:07,503 --> 00:32:10,837
We must go to Little Germany...

346
00:32:11,007 --> 00:32:13,545
...break us in there-

347
00:32:13,718 --> 00:32:18,046
- take the dolls and bring them here.

348
00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:22,682
So we need some kind of...
A truck would be good.

349
00:32:22,851 --> 00:32:26,469
One that cannot be traced back to us.

350
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:40,945
- Do you have an ID?
- Yes, I know. No, it disappeared.

351
00:32:41,117 --> 00:32:44,985
George W Bush is a fraud!

352
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:48,164
He's crazy!

353
00:32:50,752 --> 00:32:53,835
He knows too much.

354
00:32:54,004 --> 00:32:58,750
He's crazy,
he suspects nothing. Excuse me.

355
00:32:58,926 --> 00:33:03,838
You are a good man, Habib,
but now the situation is critical.

356
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,303
We must not take any risks.

357
00:33:28,579 --> 00:33:35,246
Goodbye Heaven Tarts, Sugar Logs,
Powdered Flakes and Sweetie Os.

358
00:33:47,763 --> 00:33:51,215
Goodbye, low-calorie ice cream.

359
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,568
Allah!

360
00:34:21,003 --> 00:34:23,375
How much does it cost here?

361
00:35:38,659 --> 00:35:41,992
Harry!

362
00:35:42,162 --> 00:35:46,113
You have my money, Harry.

363
00:35:52,214 --> 00:35:55,998
How much did you get in today Harry?

364
00:35:58,095 --> 00:36:02,721
No, no, no... Put it down, Harry.

365
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:05,726
You've been sitting here for two hours...

366
00:36:05,893 --> 00:36:09,974
I donate money.
Help those left behind.

367
00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:16,101
What should I do with 13 dollars?
Come on!

368
00:36:16,278 --> 00:36:18,603
I thought you said nothing.

369
00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:22,448
Did you say anything?

370
00:36:22,618 --> 00:36:27,492
Just forged notes. There will be no bath
for you this month.

371
00:36:35,421 --> 00:36:37,994
Nutrients in food.

372
00:36:38,174 --> 00:36:41,424
You will like it. F� see now...

373
00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:46,966
Of course it's good!

374
00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:51,139
Okay, good night.
Tomorrow is a big day.

375
00:36:52,771 --> 00:36:55,522
What is it?

376
00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:57,647
Exactly that!

377
00:36:57,817 --> 00:37:01,021
Forgiven. It gets cold in the garage.

378
00:37:02,197 --> 00:37:05,232
D� s... Good night, Harry!

379
00:37:09,286 --> 00:37:15,206
Welcome to Little Germany,
Paradise City's entertainment center.

380
00:37:15,376 --> 00:37:21,745
The biggest media event
will take place... here on stage.

381
00:37:21,923 --> 00:37:25,422
D� Krotchy dolls are to be displayed.

382
00:37:25,593 --> 00:37:31,132
The series' big international star
will be there-

383
00:37:31,306 --> 00:37:34,093
- and that's when we strike!

384
00:37:38,356 --> 00:37:43,562
Dave and I sit in the truck and
takes us in through the personnel department.

385
00:37:43,735 --> 00:37:50,319
You are a blessing, brother.
As it was predicted in the Bible!

386
00:37:50,492 --> 00:37:53,493
"And then there arose one among them" -

387
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:58,406
- "an apostle who carries within himself
the holy law of righteousness."

388
00:37:58,583 --> 00:38:04,502
“He will save us
out of the grasp of consumption."

389
00:38:04,672 --> 00:38:07,341
Did you write a damn Bible for them?

390
00:38:07,508 --> 00:38:12,714
Group C celebrates
and takes the dolls into the warehouse.

391
00:38:12,887 --> 00:38:16,256
Group E must guard the perimeter-

392
00:38:16,433 --> 00:38:23,015
- because another organization
also� can be looking for the dolls.

393
00:38:28,986 --> 00:38:31,822
I answer.

394
00:38:33,741 --> 00:38:36,029
Bin Laden. Hall�?

395
00:38:36,201 --> 00:38:40,116
Osama, you old bastard. It's G.W.

396
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:43,705
<i>We have tortured a lot of innocents
in pursuit of you.</i>

397
00:38:43,876 --> 00:38:48,122
It's not my fault.
What is it, Georgie?

398
00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:52,839
The old man has oil pipelines
in Saudi Arabia.

399
00:38:53,009 --> 00:38:59,378
Maybe we should try to get it out
on the insurance when everything explodes.

400
00:38:59,556 --> 00:39:04,183
Write an email about where it is,
so it ends up in Mecca.

401
00:39:04,353 --> 00:39:08,350
Thanks. Laura must write it.

402
00:39:08,523 --> 00:39:12,022
Me and the spelling, you know.

403
00:39:12,193 --> 00:39:14,269
Okay. See you.

404
00:39:16,948 --> 00:39:20,032
Jihad!

405
00:39:30,378 --> 00:39:35,004
First they promise me a jet,
then they send a damn bus!

406
00:39:35,174 --> 00:39:40,796
Don't they know that I am
an international superstar!

407
00:39:40,971 --> 00:39:43,722
Jeez!

408
00:39:53,566 --> 00:39:56,602
Paradise, 13 km!

409
00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:01,770
Swine!

410
00:40:17,379 --> 00:40:20,713
I've seen the mac before.
We are lost.

411
00:40:20,882 --> 00:40:24,549
All sandwiches look the same.
What's the matter with you?

412
00:40:24,721 --> 00:40:29,927
- Stop and ask for directions.
- Hang up. I'm doing my best!

413
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,935
- Let me drive.
- Are you going to do everything now?

414
00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:36,721
Be the face of the organization
and drive?

415
00:41:01,087 --> 00:41:03,495
I'm in Little Germany-

416
00:41:03,673 --> 00:41:07,752
- with the controversial �gar
Uwe Boll.

417
00:41:07,927 --> 00:41:12,423
Uwe, you got rich
to turn video games into movies.

418
00:41:12,598 --> 00:41:17,426
But the theme park is your passion
and today is a big day.

419
00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:22,597
Exactly that. I am very happy
to bait with the dolls

420
00:41:22,775 --> 00:41:27,567
- so that we are the only ones in North America
which has the Krotchy dolls-

421
00:41:27,738 --> 00:41:30,940
- for sale.

422
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:41,906
What kind of crap is this?

423
00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:46,080
Time for you to get to work, Harry.

424
00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:48,543
Put on your hat. F� see...

425
00:41:50,968 --> 00:41:55,675
Check now...
- Say "Works for food", in German.

426
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:58,384
You are the best. Go now.

427
00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,345
No pound notes!

428
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:06,097
have you seen - Watch out for the flowers!

429
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:08,977
I want to use the broadcast-

430
00:42:09,150 --> 00:42:14,691
- and explain how my films
and the theme park is financed.

431
00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:21,401
The films are rumored to be financed
with Nazi gold, and it's true.

432
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:24,783
Someone has to do something with the money.

433
00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:30,249
I get a little bit nervous on stage sometimes
when I see all these children.

434
00:42:30,422 --> 00:42:32,595
Are you kidding?

435
00:42:43,309 --> 00:42:46,059
Please, Master...

436
00:42:56,195 --> 00:42:58,304
Me, you?!

437
00:42:59,406 --> 00:43:01,731
Keep your job, corkscrew.

438
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,945
Are you thinking of firing me?
before I said "damn"?

439
00:43:07,123 --> 00:43:11,867
Fuck you, Dan!
Before I go to work now, maybe?

440
00:43:12,044 --> 00:43:14,535
Thank you.

441
00:43:14,713 --> 00:43:18,497
Five, four...
Do I have shit between my teeth?

442
00:43:20,010 --> 00:43:25,549
We ship directly from Little Germany.
People tremble with excitement.

443
00:43:25,723 --> 00:43:31,310
People have been queuing for days to get hold
on the precious Krotchy doll.

444
00:43:40,695 --> 00:43:44,740
Today we do God's work,
so give them a work of God.

445
00:43:53,499 --> 00:43:56,251
Oops, I'm burning myself.

446
00:44:06,804 --> 00:44:10,848
- They are so creamy.
- They are so...

447
00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:13,175
Will you help me?

448
00:44:34,246 --> 00:44:36,998
You sexy little bastard.

449
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:43,242
- Is that Vern's limo?
- I don't see, Bob.

450
00:44:43,421 --> 00:44:46,706
There is a pickup truck in the way.

451
00:44:46,883 --> 00:44:49,634
A pickup truck?

452
00:44:49,802 --> 00:44:52,090
Class!

453
00:45:03,316 --> 00:45:07,359
We apologize profusely,
Mr. Troyer.

454
00:45:07,527 --> 00:45:10,861
I take full responsibility for the mess
with the pickup.

455
00:45:11,031 --> 00:45:13,782
I want your goddamn boss fired!

456
00:45:13,950 --> 00:45:18,658
- What did you do with the guards?
- They are worn out.

457
00:45:18,829 --> 00:45:21,035
All right, ladies.

458
00:45:21,207 --> 00:45:25,868
Make sure to remove the leather.
This is great.

459
00:45:26,045 --> 00:45:32,793
Everyone is busy with the sour VIP.
The plan is absolutely brilliant!

460
00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:38,341
Fight on, fight on!
Everyone helps when you are a team.

461
00:45:56,323 --> 00:45:58,416
Read!

462
00:46:01,703 --> 00:46:04,621
There must be more entries.

463
00:46:14,465 --> 00:46:17,715
- The money, bastard.
- I have something better here.

464
00:46:17,885 --> 00:46:21,004
Gold teeth.

465
00:46:22,556 --> 00:46:26,767
Hello, Paradise!

466
00:46:26,935 --> 00:46:29,852
Help, Krotchy! I am a beautiful lady.

467
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:33,224
Let's see what Krotchy says
if necessary.

468
00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:37,977
Just dad and the priest
too paw there.

469
00:46:38,153 --> 00:46:43,230
- Watch out, Uncle Dave!
- What the hell? Run to the truck.

470
00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:47,952
- Hurry up!
- Anne Frank, we're coming!

471
00:46:50,082 --> 00:46:54,791
Cancel! Are you coming here?
you get caught on the bounce.

472
00:46:54,962 --> 00:46:57,417
The whole country envies you.

473
00:46:57,589 --> 00:47:02,583
Anne Frank, we need chaos.
We need chaos now!

474
00:47:05,096 --> 00:47:10,801
You are the first city to do so
the official...

475
00:47:10,976 --> 00:47:13,052
...Krotchy Doll!

476
00:47:15,355 --> 00:47:18,190
Almighty God, hear my prayer.

477
00:47:20,068 --> 00:47:24,480
What the hell did you do with my Postal?
- What are you talking about?

478
00:47:24,655 --> 00:47:29,282
Vince Deal,
creator of the video game Postal.

479
00:47:29,452 --> 00:47:31,741
Hell!

480
00:47:36,958 --> 00:47:42,546
You realize that a huge one
fights on stage?

481
00:47:45,718 --> 00:47:49,667
<i>Anne Frank, we're on our way!</i>

482
00:47:55,185 --> 00:47:57,937
Cheers to the TV games!

483
00:47:59,189 --> 00:48:01,331
He shot Harry!

484
00:48:04,235 --> 00:48:06,310
You bastard!

485
00:48:11,325 --> 00:48:13,484
Look out.

486
00:48:17,705 --> 00:48:19,994
Harry, I'm coming!

487
00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:48,266
I hate video games.

488
00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:26,017
Move on!

489
00:49:28,563 --> 00:49:32,229
- My stuff!
- Sorry!

490
00:49:32,401 --> 00:49:36,268
- What are you doing?
- I didn't know you were kinky.

491
00:49:36,447 --> 00:49:40,314
A dildo on a stick? You are crazy!

492
00:49:40,492 --> 00:49:43,196
Let's see if we can get everything in.

493
00:49:44,495 --> 00:49:46,737
Jeez!

494
00:49:46,915 --> 00:49:50,782
What the hell? Holy shit!

495
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,957
I'm in my damn suitcase!

496
00:49:59,218 --> 00:50:01,376
It was a gift!

497
00:50:01,553 --> 00:50:03,546
Idiots?!

498
00:50:11,938 --> 00:50:14,393
- Cafe.
- Latte without foam.

499
00:50:17,401 --> 00:50:19,560
I must hurry.

500
00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:30,656
- Why did you bring him?
- Fuck it!

501
00:50:30,831 --> 00:50:32,999
Shut up, lipsill!

502
00:50:46,929 --> 00:50:49,930
Where is the damn key?

503
00:50:50,099 --> 00:50:53,302
I thought you had the keys.

504
00:51:00,984 --> 00:51:05,444
- Sometimes it helps...
- Mohammad!

505
00:51:05,613 --> 00:51:08,863
You are under arrest!

506
00:51:09,033 --> 00:51:14,453
You killed Harry! -
Start shooting, John. Don't fucking do anything!

507
00:51:14,621 --> 00:51:18,489
Harry had never done anything!

508
00:51:18,667 --> 00:51:20,790
What do I do with all the diapers?

509
00:51:24,506 --> 00:51:26,629
You're stepping on my thing!

510
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,628
Praise be to Allah! You must give your lives
to avenge this.

511
00:51:31,805 --> 00:51:35,588
Or we can just die...
the second time.

512
00:51:52,157 --> 00:51:54,730
Can't you get a handle on it!

513
00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:10,006
There is the cow from the social welfare office.

514
00:52:10,174 --> 00:52:12,379
Sorry, we're closed, subba!

515
00:52:16,471 --> 00:52:19,093
What was that?

516
00:52:22,895 --> 00:52:27,437
I thought we had punk,
but we ran into a girl.

517
00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:30,145
Thank goodness!

518
00:52:30,318 --> 00:52:34,814
<i>- We have a corpse on Maple.
- Please specify the location.</i>

519
00:52:34,989 --> 00:52:37,065
Maple as in "maple" syrup.

520
00:52:37,242 --> 00:52:42,994
This is damn fantastic.
My God, how heavy the kids are!

521
00:52:45,749 --> 00:52:48,952
Gary! Wait... Just wait a little.

522
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:55,546
Go ahead, Gary.
Make me the star.

523
00:52:58,010 --> 00:53:02,222
I, Gayle Ravenson,
reporting from Little Germany-

524
00:53:02,390 --> 00:53:07,300
- which will forever be known as
"The place where laughter died".

525
00:53:07,477 --> 00:53:12,769
Celebrity icon Vern Troyer is missing
or presumed dead.

526
00:53:12,942 --> 00:53:16,310
The coward
behind the massacre is described-

527
00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:20,354
- like a straight-looking man
right here in a Peace shirt.

528
00:53:20,532 --> 00:53:22,857
Back to you, Bob.

529
00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:26,783
Exactly that. You're dead.

530
00:53:26,955 --> 00:53:30,702
These kids are starting to smell.

531
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,493
What the hell
Did I take the damn job before?

532
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:38,715
Damn shit. But damn...

533
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:42,132
This helps. Absolutely.

534
00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:54,601
Bring him in
together with the goods!

535
00:53:54,771 --> 00:53:59,896
- They are already here.
- What should we do now?

536
00:54:00,068 --> 00:54:05,026
Don't you have a shelter?
that the Taliban would not find?

537
00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:08,365
- No, we don't have that.
- Yes, we have.

538
00:54:08,535 --> 00:54:13,530
There is a shelter underneath
the main building which is perfect.

539
00:54:13,707 --> 00:54:16,494
A kick in your ass will be perfect!

540
00:54:18,295 --> 00:54:23,633
- What the hell are you guys?
- What the hell did you bring him for?

541
00:54:23,799 --> 00:54:26,753
Can we sneak past the Taliban?

542
00:54:26,928 --> 00:54:31,174
- Where the hell are we hiding the dolls?
- Fully visible.

543
00:54:31,348 --> 00:54:35,642
- Come on, tinker.
- What the hell is going on?

544
00:54:40,190 --> 00:54:44,269
Citizens of this great nation…
city.

545
00:54:46,237 --> 00:54:51,575
Look for this psycho
killer, also known as...

546
00:54:51,742 --> 00:54:54,826
- Postal Dude.
- Postal Dude...

547
00:54:54,995 --> 00:54:57,402
We didn't come up with anything better.

548
00:54:57,580 --> 00:55:03,168
Kidnapping, the massacre of social-
the bureau, the assassination of candidate Welles...

549
00:55:03,337 --> 00:55:07,964
- The murder of a Chinese woman.
- He killed the poor thing.

550
00:55:08,133 --> 00:55:13,471
- Some days are just too much.
- Yes... no...

551
00:55:13,638 --> 00:55:16,924
Hey, Postal Dude!

552
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:26,937
I don't think it's him. Here
Is much longer. He resembles Jesus.

553
00:55:31,822 --> 00:55:34,146
Damn, damn, damn!

554
00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:39,693
Thanks!

555
00:55:41,831 --> 00:55:44,203
Where did he go?

556
00:55:46,502 --> 00:55:51,412
- Why did you help him?
- Do you want to wash the windows again?

557
00:56:07,022 --> 00:56:08,895
Stop!

558
00:56:09,065 --> 00:56:12,599
Stand against the wall - now!

559
00:56:12,776 --> 00:56:16,027
I think I got Postal Dude.

560
00:56:21,035 --> 00:56:24,368
You bastard, you broke my nose!

561
00:56:24,537 --> 00:56:26,577
Dammit!

562
00:56:26,748 --> 00:56:30,615
Damn boot!
I'm going to fuck you in...

563
00:56:32,670 --> 00:56:35,043
Forgiven.

564
00:56:39,593 --> 00:56:42,547
Eat that shit!

565
00:56:48,644 --> 00:56:54,314
No wonder cops are sour,
it weighs a ton. Handcuffs...

566
00:56:54,483 --> 00:56:59,359
Is there a flashlight?
Pepper spray is good to have.

567
00:56:59,530 --> 00:57:01,072
The constable!

568
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:04,608
Neighborhood Watch Group, 232.

569
00:57:04,784 --> 00:57:07,322
Well done, citizens.

570
00:57:07,495 --> 00:57:12,916
- Have you seen Postal Dude?
- Yes. He ran towards it.

571
00:57:13,084 --> 00:57:16,333
United citizens,
now we take the pig!

572
00:57:24,636 --> 00:57:29,178
Stylish clothes. As if you didn't already
would be a piece of shit.

573
00:57:29,348 --> 00:57:34,306
You look like a penguin.
- I returned the truck.

574
00:57:34,478 --> 00:57:37,016
Where is that shelter?

575
00:57:37,189 --> 00:57:41,233
On the other side of the bedroom.

576
00:57:41,401 --> 00:57:44,567
Okay, I'll go in.

577
00:57:44,737 --> 00:57:47,822
I go in. Stay here.

578
00:57:50,536 --> 00:57:53,619
- Have you heard of Osama?
- No.

579
00:57:53,788 --> 00:57:57,537
Do you know where the truck is?
Have you seen the dolls?

580
00:57:57,709 --> 00:58:02,287
Do you know anything? You are stupid!
You stupid bastard!

581
00:58:17,352 --> 00:58:21,052
<i>Why the WTC victims deserved to die
after the break.</i>

582
00:58:28,112 --> 00:58:32,607
<i>... prevents Africa
for contact with the other earth.</i>

583
00:58:32,782 --> 00:58:37,990
<i>According to experts, video games are
the primary cause of violence...</i>

584
00:58:45,378 --> 00:58:48,712
Kitty pee, stupid cat.

585
00:59:09,108 --> 00:59:11,646
Good kitty.

586
00:59:20,495 --> 00:59:24,788
- Crawl.
- There is no need.

587
00:59:41,306 --> 00:59:45,304
Gas up, delicious morsels.
- You too, Mr. Troyer.

588
00:59:47,395 --> 00:59:53,148
- Jenny, would you please open the door?
- Sure.

589
00:59:54,026 --> 01:00:01,273
You too, Jenny? Am I alone?
not knowing about the shelter?

590
01:00:01,449 --> 01:00:04,616
It's not a shelter, Uncle Dave.

591
01:00:07,581 --> 01:00:11,992
- Unbelievable!
- It is a place of worship.

592
01:00:16,505 --> 01:00:18,498
What the hell is this?

593
01:00:18,674 --> 01:00:22,541
- It's incredible.
- It's a shithole.

594
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,630
- What is all this for?
- Dave's Bible, chapter 11, verse 23:

595
01:00:27,807 --> 01:00:31,425
"In the end, the conflagration breaks
and the plague out."

596
01:00:31,603 --> 01:00:34,177
"And sure, the pictures" -

597
01:00:34,356 --> 01:00:40,773
- "intestinal, testicular tumors
will affect all of humanity."

598
01:00:40,945 --> 01:00:45,488
"Except for those who are hiding
like rabbits underground."

599
01:00:46,784 --> 01:00:48,991
Nice. Have you fired...?

600
01:00:49,162 --> 01:00:52,696
Don't touch anything!

601
01:00:52,873 --> 01:00:57,001
We need every bullet
before the elimination of everything.

602
01:00:57,169 --> 01:01:02,079
Good Ritchie,
but right now we have a problem.

603
01:01:02,256 --> 01:01:07,417
My house is teeming with fanatics,
who believe they are chosen.

604
01:01:07,595 --> 01:01:10,512
Unlike...? The mouth, itself.

605
01:01:10,681 --> 01:01:14,429
- I'm going to fanmej...
- Then you bring it here in the ass.

606
01:01:14,601 --> 01:01:17,518
Then you need a ladder!

607
01:01:19,815 --> 01:01:24,393
Ritchie, we don't have to
worry about the end right now.

608
01:01:24,569 --> 01:01:27,937
We give up, kill some motherfuckers-

609
01:01:28,113 --> 01:01:32,990
- take the goods back and sell them
so that we can pay the Tax Agency.

610
01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:37,788
We shall not sell the goods,
uncle dave.

611
01:01:37,958 --> 01:01:44,161
I unfortunately have to let you know
that it was never part of the plan.

612
01:01:49,677 --> 01:01:52,049
What's that, the plan?

613
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:55,340
To destroy the world - of course.

614
01:01:55,515 --> 01:01:58,267
You have problems.

615
01:01:58,434 --> 01:02:03,061
- Did you know about it? He works for you.
- Apparently not.

616
01:02:03,231 --> 01:02:05,935
I hear you.

617
01:02:06,108 --> 01:02:09,311
Ritchie... Ritchie...

618
01:02:12,030 --> 01:02:16,609
Time for the rest of you
to hear the whole plan.

619
01:02:16,785 --> 01:02:21,197
Here you can hear why
we need the Krotchy dolls.

620
01:02:21,372 --> 01:02:23,579
<i>My ass is only mine!</i>

621
01:02:26,420 --> 01:02:29,374
The bird flu!

622
01:02:29,548 --> 01:02:34,790
The disease like the Western one
the devil cannot cure.

623
01:02:34,969 --> 01:02:39,430
If these dolls were to be distributed
throughout the United States

624
01:02:39,599 --> 01:02:44,390
- there will be death and horror
next to curse!

625
01:02:47,022 --> 01:02:48,849
Now you know.

626
01:02:50,192 --> 01:02:53,109
To make a long story short-

627
01:02:53,278 --> 01:02:58,022
- the Taliban want to get hold
on the flu and spread it.

628
01:02:58,199 --> 01:03:02,148
a late? We have to stop them.

629
01:03:02,328 --> 01:03:06,076
Exactly that!
So that we can do it our way.

630
01:03:06,248 --> 01:03:08,370
Huh?

631
01:03:08,541 --> 01:03:11,495
They just wanted to spread it in the US-

632
01:03:11,669 --> 01:03:15,204
- but to fulfill the prophecy
in Dave's Bible-

633
01:03:15,381 --> 01:03:19,166
- must we exterminate the whole earth.

634
01:03:19,345 --> 01:03:24,931
- He's not fucking smart.
- That's where we come in, Mr. Vern Troyer!

635
01:03:25,099 --> 01:03:30,474
If you wrote anything about me in the Bible,
becomes a real problem.

636
01:03:30,647 --> 01:03:35,308
"You know when the day of reckoning begins" -

637
01:03:35,484 --> 01:03:40,062
- "because on that day
comes a tiny entertainer" -

638
01:03:40,239 --> 01:03:43,821
- "to be overrun by a thousand monkeys!"

639
01:03:43,992 --> 01:03:48,238
- Now you're going to get spanked!
- Forg...

640
01:03:49,914 --> 01:03:51,741
Stop!

641
01:03:51,916 --> 01:03:55,083
Stop, we have to do
as God commands!

642
01:03:55,253 --> 01:03:56,913
Hell!

643
01:03:57,088 --> 01:03:59,756
In with the monkeys!

644
01:04:03,134 --> 01:04:06,669
No, not the monkeys!

645
01:04:06,847 --> 01:04:11,009
- Where did you get them?
- Hell, I don't know.

646
01:04:18,525 --> 01:04:22,024
Cute monkeys!

647
01:04:22,195 --> 01:04:24,234
Stop!

648
01:04:24,405 --> 01:04:29,565
By and large, it has this date
not been so nice. Although...

649
01:04:33,914 --> 01:04:37,745
Unfortunately,
our desperate situation-

650
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:45,213
- that we may need another martyr
in our fight against the infidels. The...

651
01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:53,003
What about Abdul?

652
01:04:53,182 --> 01:04:56,385
It's a genius idea!

653
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:02,680
Of course you have to
agree to it voluntarily. - Abdul...

654
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:06,855
If you don't want to be blown up
in millions of bits

655
01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:10,611
- hop on one foot
and sing "Freebird".

656
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:20,457
There before it becomes Abdul!
If only we had Osama here.

657
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:25,002
Anyone know where the hell he lives?!

658
01:05:26,922 --> 01:05:33,541
Just by using other words
can you motivate your employees.

659
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,884
If you master my 117 steps
to control them-

660
01:05:38,058 --> 01:05:44,806
- will you soon have a group of killer bees
who live and die at your command.

661
01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:51,149
They can work 72 hours straight,
if you put crystal meth in the water.

662
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:55,648
Isn't crystal meth illegal?
Yes, formally speaking.

663
01:05:55,824 --> 01:06:01,031
But the Air Force gives it to the pilots
on night raids across Afghanistan.

664
01:06:01,204 --> 01:06:04,988
Then it can't be that illegal.

665
01:06:07,377 --> 01:06:11,505
What happens now?
Are you just going to shoot us?

666
01:06:14,717 --> 01:06:18,132
I'm terribly sorry for this-

667
01:06:18,303 --> 01:06:23,179
- but you surely understand
what I have to do now.

668
01:06:23,350 --> 01:06:28,475
You are my nephew, but me
must lead my people to paradise.

669
01:06:28,647 --> 01:06:31,315
- You're a piece of shit.
- No.

670
01:06:31,482 --> 01:06:37,567
Actually, that's not what the Bible says
that we must kill you.

671
01:06:39,448 --> 01:06:42,532
What the hell, Ritchie?

672
01:06:42,701 --> 01:06:46,070
I am God on earth. Read the Bible.

673
01:06:46,246 --> 01:06:52,664
When you read between the lines,
the whole meaning changes.

674
01:06:52,836 --> 01:06:56,702
I read that God
had you as a tool-

675
01:06:56,881 --> 01:07:02,754
- to start the movement. Now �r
it's time for someone else to take over.

676
01:07:02,929 --> 01:07:06,464
Some...

677
01:07:06,641 --> 01:07:09,677
...who really believe.

678
01:07:12,146 --> 01:07:14,388
No, Ritchie...

679
01:07:44,134 --> 01:07:46,007
Hell!

680
01:07:46,177 --> 01:07:49,628
It was like hell. I'm fucking gay!

681
01:07:49,806 --> 01:07:54,018
I didn't know that,
but it explains a lot.

682
01:07:54,186 --> 01:07:58,017
Finally I can love myself
for who I am.

683
01:07:58,189 --> 01:08:03,776
And I'm a bitch
fat hunter too�. Delicious!

684
01:08:03,945 --> 01:08:06,862
You know what?

685
01:08:07,031 --> 01:08:09,320
Today my new life begins.

686
01:08:20,585 --> 01:08:22,827
Mitzi...

687
01:08:26,465 --> 01:08:30,795
Okay, I'm such a fucking bee.

688
01:08:36,558 --> 01:08:39,677
You, there!

689
01:08:39,853 --> 01:08:43,019
We are grateful to you-

690
01:08:43,189 --> 01:08:46,107
- so we let you live.

691
01:08:46,276 --> 01:08:49,858
Until the bird flu gets you.

692
01:08:50,029 --> 01:08:53,481
Or we can end you now!

693
01:08:55,326 --> 01:08:58,577
Actually...

694
01:08:58,746 --> 01:09:00,904
Actually...

695
01:09:01,081 --> 01:09:03,288
No.

696
01:09:03,459 --> 01:09:08,583
You must let me live... Ritchie...

697
01:09:09,882 --> 01:09:14,258
...if you want your little...
apocalypse.

698
01:09:15,803 --> 01:09:18,092
Why is that?

699
01:09:18,264 --> 01:09:25,097
Because I'm the only one who knows
was the truck with the bird flu...

700
01:09:25,271 --> 01:09:28,306
...is parked.

701
01:09:34,988 --> 01:09:38,072
Yes, that is very clever!

702
01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:41,692
But it is not insurmountable!

703
01:09:41,869 --> 01:09:44,112
You didn't go far.

704
01:09:44,289 --> 01:09:48,702
We find it ourselves
and then we kill you!

705
01:09:48,877 --> 01:09:53,917
Or not.
The Bible said you must not kill me-

706
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:58,301
- and you said you wouldn't.
Then you killed Dave.

707
01:09:58,469 --> 01:10:03,546
I understood immediately
that it was a bag of id�, s...

708
01:10:04,891 --> 01:10:08,058
We'll be right back.

709
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:12,231
In with you!

710
01:11:13,330 --> 01:11:18,076
- are you still there?
- Richard went to collect the truck.

711
01:11:18,252 --> 01:11:22,296
Then we eat the poisoned cookies
and comes to God.

712
01:11:24,132 --> 01:11:28,212
Starry couldn't wait.
She was on detox.

713
01:11:28,386 --> 01:11:31,720
That sounds like a great plan.

714
01:11:31,890 --> 01:11:34,214
I...

715
01:11:34,392 --> 01:11:38,093
...gives up
and kills some terrorists.

716
01:11:38,271 --> 01:11:41,605
I'll probably die in a sea of ​​bullets.

717
01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:45,641
If I could make it through-

718
01:11:45,819 --> 01:11:52,736
- I look up fat Richard and
sticking the machine gun up his ass.

719
01:11:55,245 --> 01:11:57,238
Exactly that...

720
01:11:57,413 --> 01:12:01,031
Decision anxiety.

721
01:12:28,943 --> 01:12:30,521
My!

722
01:12:31,446 --> 01:12:33,273
My!

723
01:12:33,448 --> 01:12:36,484
He's yours!

724
01:12:38,619 --> 01:12:41,490
- You were good.
- You were even better.

725
01:12:46,752 --> 01:12:48,993
There we go.

726
01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:51,922
You sly little bitch!

727
01:12:52,090 --> 01:12:56,088
You are not retarded.
You just bluffed.

728
01:13:08,522 --> 01:13:10,894
They come later.

729
01:13:17,697 --> 01:13:21,196
Okay, this is where we part ways.

730
01:13:21,367 --> 01:13:27,655
Go home, think for yourself
and no more doom cults.

731
01:13:27,832 --> 01:13:31,699
Don't worry.
We are thinking of becoming Christians.

732
01:13:44,181 --> 01:13:46,339
Wait a minute!

733
01:13:46,516 --> 01:13:49,434
- Wait...
- Why?

734
01:13:49,603 --> 01:13:52,389
- Before you are married?
- No.

735
01:13:52,563 --> 01:13:55,480
I just want to test Karen.

736
01:14:01,030 --> 01:14:03,100
2 minutes later...

737
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,127
Paradise... here I come.

738
01:14:21,549 --> 01:14:24,123
Talk about crazy.

739
01:14:24,302 --> 01:14:29,343
- Have you seen his wife?
- Yes, she is hard to miss.

740
01:14:31,975 --> 01:14:34,929
But she's a good fuck.

741
01:14:35,104 --> 01:14:37,595
- Have you fucked her?
- Often!

742
01:14:37,773 --> 01:14:43,395
She lies in the caravan and
the light goes off and on all the time.

743
01:14:43,569 --> 01:14:48,943
- You feel like a rock star!
- We're going there.

744
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,614
Postal Dude! Take him!

745
01:16:24,331 --> 01:16:28,791
- You were so sexy.
- And you became a psychopath.

746
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,127
I had very good reasons for that.

747
01:16:32,297 --> 01:16:35,131
That's what everyone says.

748
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:42,049
I have to stop the terrorists
to rid the world of microbes.

749
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:45,010
As if I would believe it.

750
01:16:52,482 --> 01:16:56,314
Okay, where are those microbes?

751
01:17:01,281 --> 01:17:05,362
So good... Okay.

752
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:12,542
Sorry, Mr. Laden,
but your credit card is tapped.

753
01:17:12,709 --> 01:17:18,166
All free governments on earth
have frozen your assets.

754
01:17:18,340 --> 01:17:22,634
- Do you take a check?
- Cash. American.

755
01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:27,049
- I miss them a bit.
- We need you, Sammy.

756
01:17:27,223 --> 01:17:31,552
- Do you have cash?
- No.

757
01:17:33,563 --> 01:17:35,021
Running!

758
01:17:36,274 --> 01:17:40,187
Damn Arabs. - Go home to Mecca
and run around your shed!

759
01:17:44,239 --> 01:17:47,442
- What happened?
- The cuticle is tearing.

760
01:17:50,703 --> 01:17:53,490
What was that there for?

761
01:17:54,915 --> 01:17:58,498
Fuck her, Greg! Fuck her!

762
01:17:58,669 --> 01:18:03,414
- What is being said?
- A little more to the left, shithead!

763
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:07,007
Yes, you are right!

764
01:18:23,234 --> 01:18:27,777
- Who is that there?
- My future ex-wife.

765
01:18:32,242 --> 01:18:35,279
- Do you like it?
- A little faster!

766
01:18:36,914 --> 01:18:38,990
This should do.

767
01:18:43,419 --> 01:18:45,910
Come on, doggy!

768
01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:49,006
Come here, Champ!

769
01:18:49,175 --> 01:18:52,046
Shit too�. Now we leave.

770
01:18:58,392 --> 01:19:01,761
It's too late.

771
01:19:20,621 --> 01:19:23,194
I love you, Greggy!

772
01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:44,218
There we go!

773
01:19:54,195 --> 01:19:58,488
Don't drive into my lot!

774
01:20:02,494 --> 01:20:06,444
You goddamn piles of shit!

775
01:20:10,752 --> 01:20:13,752
Bring back the bird flu,
unfaithful!

776
01:20:17,008 --> 01:20:20,341
Hall�?!

777
01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:23,796
Is that their truck?

778
01:20:29,269 --> 01:20:31,475
He killed Uncle Dave.

779
01:20:34,732 --> 01:20:37,104
We have to cut out his spleen!

780
01:20:45,327 --> 01:20:48,611
To hell with this... Bomb!

781
01:20:48,788 --> 01:20:50,780
Bomb!

782
01:20:50,956 --> 01:20:53,530
Bomb, bomb!

783
01:20:53,709 --> 01:20:55,916
Stop, dammit!

784
01:20:58,172 --> 01:21:02,999
A large bomb that can erase
a whole block!

785
01:21:05,512 --> 01:21:08,347
Are you listening?!

786
01:21:21,777 --> 01:21:26,153
- Get down!
- What's the matter with you?

787
01:21:26,322 --> 01:21:29,940
You blow up the world in God's name.

788
01:21:30,118 --> 01:21:32,276
Here's a news, miffon!

789
01:21:32,453 --> 01:21:35,538
God does not need your help.

790
01:21:38,667 --> 01:21:42,368
He... she... it...

791
01:21:42,547 --> 01:21:44,872
...gave your lives.

792
01:21:46,134 --> 01:21:48,921
But you lose it.

793
01:21:50,220 --> 01:21:52,378
Look around you.

794
01:21:54,474 --> 01:21:57,808
Look, damn it!

795
01:22:01,398 --> 01:22:03,140
Do you see?

796
01:22:04,233 --> 01:22:06,391
We are not so different.

797
01:22:07,737 --> 01:22:13,276
We come from the same family,
the one with the name "humanity".

798
01:22:15,326 --> 01:22:18,031
And what do families do?

799
01:22:18,204 --> 01:22:20,991
They fight. Sure.

800
01:22:21,166 --> 01:22:24,700
But they read it,
because they love each other.

801
01:22:24,878 --> 01:22:30,333
They know that they are drawn together,
like the rest of us.

802
01:22:30,507 --> 01:22:32,215
Here...

803
01:22:32,384 --> 01:22:38,091
...on this crazy, big moth ball
which we call the earth.

804
01:22:41,059 --> 01:22:43,597
Come on now!

805
01:22:43,771 --> 01:22:48,432
Let's try to find something in common
to fight for.

806
01:22:48,609 --> 01:22:51,016
We hate Jews!

807
01:22:53,613 --> 01:22:55,689
Everyone knows that.

808
01:22:55,865 --> 01:22:59,993
- No, we shouldn't hate.
- Hell too...

809
01:23:00,161 --> 01:23:02,284
Nothing positive!

810
01:23:03,915 --> 01:23:09,537
It's time for us to empty
be hands on arms...

811
01:23:09,711 --> 01:23:13,709
...so we can fill our hands...

812
01:23:13,882 --> 01:23:16,883
...with hugs.

813
01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:24,881
If you want to lose
this precious gift we call life-

814
01:23:25,059 --> 01:23:28,891
- I can't stop you.

815
01:23:30,815 --> 01:23:35,062
Get started, just: Shoot.

816
01:23:35,236 --> 01:23:38,439
Or...

817
01:23:40,533 --> 01:23:43,402
Hugs!

818
01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:48,826
- Shoot him.
- Pig!

819
01:23:57,714 --> 01:24:00,668
Holy shit!

820
01:24:15,106 --> 01:24:17,727
Now I'm freaking out.

821
01:24:20,903 --> 01:24:25,696
- I'm still wet.
- Plug it in there, and I'll come.

822
01:24:40,672 --> 01:24:43,210
Are you kidding?

823
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,806
Do you like it there?!

824
01:25:13,285 --> 01:25:15,906
Save some virginity for me.

825
01:25:37,141 --> 01:25:42,480
<i>Add another 25 cents
to make your national call.</i>

826
01:25:56,493 --> 01:26:01,119
- George W. Bush.
- It's Osama. Help me!

827
01:26:01,289 --> 01:26:03,447
Wait, Osama. How is it?

828
01:26:03,624 --> 01:26:09,330
Speak louder, they're shooting at me
in a trailer park in Paradise City.

829
01:26:09,505 --> 01:26:15,340
We got you on the satellite, buddy.
Should we send some missiles there?

830
01:26:18,222 --> 01:26:23,678
<i>- No...
- Add another 25 cents, please...</i>

831
01:26:27,439 --> 01:26:31,306
But a helicopter
could maybe pick me up.

832
01:26:31,484 --> 01:26:35,067
It can work.
We have an airfield there.

833
01:26:35,238 --> 01:26:40,113
- We'll pick you up there.
- Thanks, Georgie. I...

834
01:26:40,284 --> 01:26:43,819
<i>- Yes...?
- If I could only forget you.</i>

835
01:27:12,273 --> 01:27:14,396
No close combat.

836
01:27:31,248 --> 01:27:33,324
Hello.

837
01:27:33,501 --> 01:27:38,708
Tax Agency. We will do an audit
of Mr. David Clarke's bookkeeping.

838
01:27:38,881 --> 01:27:44,669
- Are you from the US government?
- Yes. is mr clarke at home?

839
01:27:45,804 --> 01:27:48,473
One moment, Governor.

840
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:52,768
I have one here
who wants to talk to you.

841
01:27:55,396 --> 01:27:58,432
Fruit sales without a permit.

842
01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:13,572
Abdul! Where is your belt?

843
01:28:13,747 --> 01:28:17,496
You don't wear the dynamite belt!

844
01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:24,879
We take the police car.

845
01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:32,884
Abdul...

846
01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:37,469
Lorraine, don't lick your own ass.
You are my publisher.

847
01:28:37,644 --> 01:28:43,101
Everyone should buy my book: "How to
kicking people without going crazy."

848
01:28:43,275 --> 01:28:46,228
Namely, I am...

849
01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:05,044
You understood everything!

850
01:29:06,505 --> 01:29:08,712
Damn, damn!

851
01:29:09,592 --> 01:29:12,164
Don't be a jerk.

852
01:29:12,343 --> 01:29:14,301
Shit house.

853
01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:37,945
Do you have...? - Hey, Champ!

854
01:29:41,162 --> 01:29:45,160
I knew
that horrible spirit.

855
01:29:46,459 --> 01:29:49,494
Nice to see you.

856
01:29:49,669 --> 01:29:53,169
<i>Now for a message
from the president.</i>

857
01:29:56,344 --> 01:30:00,424
<i>This is the president of the United States
who speaks.</i>

858
01:30:00,598 --> 01:30:05,224
The CIA has confirmed
that China and India-</i>

859
01:30:05,394 --> 01:30:11,681
<i>- lie behind the terrorist cells
which was discovered in Paradise.</i>

860
01:30:11,858 --> 01:30:17,314
<i>The worst thing is that they continue
to make cheap t-shirts.</i>

861
01:30:17,488 --> 01:30:22,944
<i>That's why we are forced to think
both countries with nuclear weapons.</i>

862
01:30:23,119 --> 01:30:30,116
<i>Despite all our zeal for peace, China could
send 30 nuclear warheads here.</i>

863
01:30:34,212 --> 01:30:37,913
<i>They should shut down
in barely two minutes.</i>

864
01:30:38,091 --> 01:30:43,962
<i>Good luck with your future endeavors
the employment. God bless the USA.</i>

865
01:30:52,020 --> 01:30:55,057
And...?

866
01:30:57,943 --> 01:30:59,734
I don't regret anything.

867
01:30:59,903 --> 01:31:03,153
- I'll take the stuff with me.
- What are you doing?

868
01:31:03,323 --> 01:31:05,730
Don't you usually go out?

869
01:31:10,621 --> 01:31:12,661
Get out!

870
01:32:13,722 --> 01:32:17,471
Georgie, this is the beginning
on a beautiful friendship.


