1 00:00:08,510 --> 00:00:10,077 What's going on here? 2 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:14,114 Well, we are scouring photos of Nancy's ancestral home 3 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,717 in the hopes of finding the portrait featuring 4 00:00:15,817 --> 00:00:18,252 the necklace that proves that Nancy is the lost princess. 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,020 And if we can prove that, 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,088 Woodstone shall gain landmark status 7 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,590 and be spared from demolition 8 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,458 by the rapacious water company Ever Creek. 9 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:27,427 Man, how long was I watching that caterpillar eat that leaf? 10 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:30,532 Yep, those are my old digs. 11 00:00:30,632 --> 00:00:32,399 You see that window? That was my bedroom, 12 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,434 and that window was my second bedroom. 13 00:00:34,536 --> 00:00:36,036 And there's my cake room 14 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:38,773 where I stored and ate my cakes. 15 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,910 You lived in a castle filled with cakes, and you ran away? 16 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,945 Mistakes were made, Pete. 17 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,915 Who told you to die wearing those shorts, huh? 18 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:48,115 Nobody's perfect. 19 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,617 Damn it, no one 20 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,485 will pick up the phone at that damn castle. 21 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:53,755 I don't understand, isn't it like a tourist attraction now? 22 00:00:53,855 --> 00:00:55,489 Can't you book tours there? 23 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:58,258 Well, the website says they do tours, but it also says 24 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,260 "Come celebrate the millennium with us," 25 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,429 so I'm not sure how frequently they update it. 26 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,831 Somebody must be working there. 27 00:01:03,932 --> 00:01:05,600 I mean, there's recent Yelp reviews. 28 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,802 Dorothy M. raves about the clean bathrooms. 29 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:08,903 Oh, now, that is 30 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:11,973 a welcome change from my day. 31 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,274 All that cake had to go somewhere. 32 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,777 Okay, so no one's picking up the phone. 33 00:01:15,877 --> 00:01:17,979 Samantha, have you tried sending a telegram? 34 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,647 Or why not a carrier pigeon? 35 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,315 Over the Atlantic? 36 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,150 You'd send that bird to a watery grave. 37 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,351 I've sent several emails. 38 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,153 No one will write back. 39 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,823 Look, we have less than 72 hours to find that portrait 40 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,959 of Fancy Nancy wearing that necklace. 41 00:01:31,059 --> 00:01:34,596 It sounds extreme, but I think we may have to go to England. 42 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:37,097 - I think you might be right. - Oh, 43 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,933 might be advantageous to have Peter join. 44 00:01:39,033 --> 00:01:41,234 He's proven valuable to have on trips before. 45 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,469 Oh, let me, let me check my schedule. 46 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:44,706 - Available. - Great. 47 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,609 -Pete's gonna join. -A little Thanksgiving redo. 48 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:48,943 British style. 49 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:51,679 ♪ I'm Henry the Eighth, I am ♪ 50 00:01:51,746 --> 00:01:53,948 ♪ Henry the Eighth I am, I am. ♪ 51 00:01:59,087 --> 00:02:00,855 Jay, we should leave for the airport! 52 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:02,724 Okay, so, once again, an elevator is called a lift, 53 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:04,058 an apartment is a flat, 54 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,027 and a cigarette-- now, this one's weird... 55 00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:07,361 Okay, Pete, I don't think that's going 56 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,830 to come up a lot, but thanks for your help. 57 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:09,964 Hey, while you guys 58 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:11,164 are over there, can you pop over 59 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:12,199 and check in on my daughter? 60 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,534 And by "check in," 61 00:02:13,635 --> 00:02:15,036 I mean "keep any creepy French guys 62 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,571 and their baguettes away from her," 63 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:18,039 if you know what I mean. 64 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,509 Thor get innuendo big-time. 65 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,176 I suppose, once we have the proof we need, 66 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:26,213 we could pop to "Paree" for a quick visite. 67 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,381 Ooh, no can do, Sammy. 68 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,149 I mean, Europe's no hop, skip. 69 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,418 I-I don't want to press my luck with my ghost powers. 70 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,087 I can't make a bunch of side trips while we're there, 71 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,523 or else my baguette will start to disappear. 72 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,224 Once again, Thor grasp. 73 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,226 This guy, keeping up. 74 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,495 Plus we got a big day coming up when Pete returns-- 75 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,998 the one-year anniversary of when we started dating. 76 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:46,400 Our first non-facepalm kiss. 77 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,268 It's a good lesson for the kids out there-- 78 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,538 if you try to kiss someone and they resist, just keep trying. 79 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,839 I'm not sure that's the takeaway. 80 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,908 Huh. 81 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,409 Paula? 82 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,310 Ooh, the Hollywood producer? Get it, Sam. 83 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,547 Hello. 84 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,015 What the hell? Did you call me? 85 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:02,750 No, uh, I think you called me. 86 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,585 -This is a hot start. -I was trying to copy 87 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:05,953 your email. 88 00:03:06,154 --> 00:03:07,789 They put the damn video button so close. 89 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,090 Why do they do that? 90 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,092 Anyway, I have news. 91 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,028 It's about your movie script Polar Opposites. 92 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:15,495 Oh, if I had known this was a video call, 93 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,764 I would have encouraged a wardrobe change, 94 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,231 but you're doing great. 95 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,268 I showed it to the studio, they loved it. 96 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,737 Oh, my God, really? 97 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:24,404 Ooh, does that mean they're going to buy it? 98 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:25,439 Hey, Paula, I just got here. 99 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,607 Hey, Jay. 100 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:28,308 No, they're not buying it yet, 101 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,079 but they want to continue the conversation. 102 00:03:31,179 --> 00:03:32,279 Oh, we gonna be so rich. 103 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,448 Aquarium wall, here we come. 104 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:35,883 The studio wants a franchise. 105 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,618 I won't bore you with the details, 106 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:40,320 but basically, they want to know what the next two films 107 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,623 in the P.O. trilogy are going to be. 108 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,625 I can start putting together some ideas. 109 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:46,728 Uh, but can it wait till next week? 110 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:49,130 I've got sort of a big couple of days. 111 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,965 No, we need to get on a Zoom this weekend. 112 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,135 There was an incident on the set of Christmas in Cabo. 113 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,538 Turns out, Mario Lopez does not work with dolphins. 114 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,907 Anyway, they're looking to fast-track 115 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,242 its replacement, so can you do it or not? 116 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,478 Don't worry about England, babe. 117 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:05,980 I'll go. You got this. 118 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,982 -I'll get to noodling, Paula. -Great. 119 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:09,117 Thanks, Sam. 120 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,987 All right, Pete, looks like it's you and me, buddy. 121 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,756 Let's ride. 122 00:04:14,856 --> 00:04:16,323 - How's this going to work? - Didn't Jay almost 123 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,258 kill Pete on a trip to the market? 124 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,862 We'll call Kyle. 125 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,832 Now, if you'll follow me, 126 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,001 I'll give you a tour of the dungeon. 127 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,335 Hey, hang back a sec. 128 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,871 Man, what a tour. 129 00:04:29,971 --> 00:04:31,205 I can't believe I didn't know the difference 130 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,040 between a longsword and a broadsword. 131 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,676 I mean, it's negligible but interesting. 132 00:04:35,777 --> 00:04:37,678 Have you seen Nancy's painting? 'Cause I'm starting to realize 133 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:39,847 I don't know what she looks like. 134 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,649 Kyle, focus. 135 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,886 Oh, sorry, I just flew to England at the drop of a hat 136 00:04:44,986 --> 00:04:47,989 to help you, so excuse me if I need to move a teeth cleaning. 137 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:49,524 Look at this suit of armor. 138 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:50,992 How you doing there, tin can? 139 00:04:51,092 --> 00:04:52,492 Not so great, to be honest. 140 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,361 -Oh. -I've got this very specific itch 141 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,532 that I haven't been able to scratch for 600 years now. 142 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,867 Whoa, Jay, there's a suit of armor ghost. 143 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,903 Seriously? That is so damn cool. 144 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:03,370 How did he die? 145 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,640 Was it jousting or, like, fighting a dragon? 146 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,175 Sadly, no. 147 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:08,709 As soon as I got all this stuff on, 148 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,512 I was leaning over to scratch me bum, 149 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,849 lost me balance, and... fell down the stairs. 150 00:05:14,949 --> 00:05:17,417 It was a noble death. 151 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:20,888 Hey, guys, um, here in England 152 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,524 we all like to stick together on a tour, 153 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,392 so if you could kindly follow. Yeah? 154 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,228 - Yeah, that would be brill. - You know, we were 155 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,496 kinda interested in seeing some old portraits. 156 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,565 Would that be part of the tour? 157 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:33,067 Oh, sorry. 158 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,703 There was a big fire in the '70s. 159 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,839 The lady of the house left an unattended crumpet 160 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:39,740 in the toaster. 161 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:43,211 All the tapestries and portraiture were lost. 162 00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:45,880 Anyway, please follow me to the dungeon. 163 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:49,517 Uh, actually, I think we were just here to see the paintings, 164 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,885 so we're probably going to head out. 165 00:05:50,985 --> 00:05:52,620 Suit yourself, 166 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,122 but for five quid, you can take your picture on the rack. 167 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,359 I mean, the painting thing is obviously a setback, 168 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,561 but take it from a guy who's been 169 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,263 to his share of Ren faires-- 170 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,832 you're not gonna find a better rack price than that. 171 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,938 We need that Nancy painting. 172 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,273 This is a disaster. 173 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,307 What are we going to do? 174 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,442 I think there's a gift shop. 175 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,611 Maybe they sell a book with a picture 176 00:06:16,711 --> 00:06:18,378 of Princess Adeline's portrait. 177 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:21,782 I also wouldn't say no to smelling a bag of prawn crisps. 178 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,118 You're looking for Princess Adeline's portrait? 179 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,920 Yeah, we actually know her. 180 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:28,789 She goes by Nancy now and she's dressed in a potato sack. 181 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:32,226 Oh, I would kill to have died in a potato sack. 182 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,795 Oh, I bet she's just able to itch everywhere, huh? 183 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:37,265 Yeah, and she does. 184 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:39,100 What, is the suit of armor saying something? 185 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,102 Can you ask him how he went to the bathroom in that thing? 186 00:06:41,202 --> 00:06:43,638 Was it a complete removal, or is there a little latch? 187 00:06:43,738 --> 00:06:45,239 I know the portrait you speak of. 188 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,508 He's saying he remembers the portrait. 189 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,745 Uh, is she wearing this necklace in it? 190 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:52,947 Yes, yes, that very one, 191 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:54,982 but despite what the tour guide said, 192 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,152 it was not destroyed in the Great Crumpet Fire of 1973. 193 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,655 That's because a few years before the dread event, 194 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:03,758 it was donated to the Museum of England in London. 195 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:06,994 He's saying it didn't burn, it's in a museum now. 196 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,996 - Amazing. - All right, let's go take 197 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,332 that picture on that rack and then we can get going. 198 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,667 You don't even show up in pictures. 199 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,835 Yeah, but I'll know I was there. 200 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:16,504 Hey, guys. 201 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,172 What's going on? 202 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,840 Sam's waiting to see how the studio liked her pitch 203 00:07:19,974 --> 00:07:21,709 for what a Polar Opposites trilogy might look like. 204 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:23,344 -Ah. -She have high hopes 205 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,946 even though things generally not work out for her. 206 00:07:25,046 --> 00:07:28,249 Honestly, is kind of sad. 207 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,185 You got this. 208 00:07:31,285 --> 00:07:32,787 Well, I've got good news. 209 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,622 You killed that pitch, Sam. 210 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:35,690 Yes. 211 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,191 Really, they like it? 212 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,126 -That's amazing. -They have a few thoughts, 213 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,128 but nothing that's going to be that hard to execute. 214 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,863 This is all great to hear, Paula. 215 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,732 We'll ideate and then talk next steps. 216 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,734 And I've got more good news. 217 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,370 Have you ever heard of Aline Brosh McKenna? 218 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,673 She wrote a little movie called Devil Wears Prada? 219 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,642 Thor love that movie! 220 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,511 It's inspiring story of Anne Hathaway overcoming 221 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,448 boring boyfriend who only talk about Jarlsberg. 222 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,482 Yeah, I love that movie. 223 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,085 -What about Aline? -Well, 224 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:06,187 we're in talks to have her do the rewrite 225 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:07,855 and hopefully the sequels. 226 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,323 I'm confused. 227 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:10,825 You want someone else to write my movie? 228 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:14,228 What are you doing? 229 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,930 Is Thor's impression of Dragon Lady 230 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,865 when she not like dress from James Holt collection. 231 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,900 Look, this is a win. 232 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:21,369 They still want to buy your movie. 233 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:22,737 I don't know, I need to think about it. 234 00:08:22,837 --> 00:08:24,739 Okay, but if you're not okay 235 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,240 with us bringing someone else in, 236 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:27,742 this whole thing could go away. 237 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:30,077 Thank you, Paula, I'll be in touch. 238 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,079 Yeah, we're going to huddle on our end, 239 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,683 and we'll ping you back by EOD tomorrow. 240 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,453 Hey, sorry to bother you. We're looking for a painting 241 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,422 that we didn't see on display in the museum. 242 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,757 Give me a second. 243 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,593 I'm reeling in a big fish on a dating app. 244 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,862 She's a bit older, still fit. 245 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:50,398 Sure, good luck with her. 246 00:08:50,498 --> 00:08:52,933 You know, they should really slap a content warning 247 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,435 on that antiquities wing. 248 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,471 Some of the scenes depicted on those urns... 249 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,074 I mean, what was that swan doing to that lady? 250 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,413 Archives. 251 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,748 Peter. 252 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,618 Oh, my God, Amunhotep. 253 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,254 I think Pete ran into one of his friends-- Amunhotep. 254 00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:15,289 Mummy ghost, nice. 255 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,758 Uh, he tried to destroy my squash with locusts, 256 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,460 but we're cool now. 257 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,662 -What are you doing here? -My mummified remains are part 258 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:25,199 of a touring exhibit-- kind of the centerpiece, actually. 259 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,635 It must be difficult being separated from your wife again, 260 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,437 so soon after being reunited. 261 00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:32,273 It is not the worst thing to get a little space. 262 00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:34,075 When you are apart from someone for three millennia, 263 00:09:34,175 --> 00:09:35,776 you tend to focus on their good qualities 264 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:38,946 and forget how much they talk about cats. 265 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,014 Ah. 266 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:42,316 Hey, uh, sorry, we're looking 267 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,486 for a portrait of Princess Adeline Marie Dunham of Bedford, 268 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:48,189 and it would have been donated in the early '70s. 269 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:52,326 Adeline Marie Dunham 270 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,694 of Bedford. 271 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,696 Ah, yes. 272 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,032 I'm seeing the donation, but the whole collection 273 00:09:58,132 --> 00:10:02,837 was thrown into archives without being digitized or cataloged. 274 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,438 Could be anywhere back there. 275 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:05,639 Can we go in there and look? 276 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,007 Of course. 277 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,709 We love letting strangers go back there 278 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,145 and root around our priceless treasures. 279 00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:12,613 I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic, 280 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,814 although it is hard to tell. 281 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,616 They are dry here. 282 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,418 Peter, what if we were to enter the archives 283 00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:18,652 and take a look ourselves? 284 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,854 Oh, that's true, we're ghosts. 285 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:20,855 This shouldn't be too hard. 286 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:22,389 Back in a jiff. 287 00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:31,165 Oh, golly. 288 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,700 This is like the end of Raiders. 289 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,668 What is Raiders? 290 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,371 Oh, it's about this really cool guy who goes to ancient Egypt 291 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,808 to steal a bunch of priceless antiquities and... 292 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,143 You know what? 293 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:43,711 It's, uh, it's not that good, actually. 294 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,346 Didn't really care for it. 295 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,887 Okay, we are running out of time to find this painting. 296 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:55,156 And you remember what Nancy looks like, right? 297 00:10:55,256 --> 00:10:57,224 Yes, I met her at Woodstone on Halloween. 298 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,994 She propositioned me while wearing a potato sack. 299 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,195 That's our girl. 300 00:11:01,295 --> 00:11:02,696 All right, why don't you take 301 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,998 the crates on the right? 302 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,366 I will take the ones on the left. 303 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:07,701 Peter, what's wrong with your hand? 304 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:11,540 Oh, that's not good. 305 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,875 I start to disappear when I'm away too long from Woodstone. 306 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,077 I re-form when I get back on the property. 307 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,879 Well, what happens if you don't make it back in time? 308 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,248 I... actually don't know. 309 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,750 Peter, perhaps you should leave now. 310 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,519 No, this is too important. 311 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,555 I'll be okay, I have enough time. 312 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,756 Please don't mention anything to the Livings about this. 313 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,025 Jay's dealing with enough already. 314 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,661 Yeah, let's do this. 315 00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:35,262 Okay. 316 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,098 Nope, just more Greek smut. 317 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,767 How did they invent democracy 318 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,435 when they were carrying on like that? 319 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,904 I mean, where did they find the time? 320 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,241 So, what do you guys think I should do? 321 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:49,644 You got to tell those movie people to take a hike, Sam. 322 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,646 Agreed. You cannot give in. 323 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,948 Be like if Andy not return to work 324 00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:56,917 after makeover montage with Tucci. 325 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,254 Let me tell you the story about Mr. Sylvester Stallone. 326 00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:01,623 Did you know, when he was trying 327 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,424 to sell the screenplay for Rocky, 328 00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:06,595 that they only wanted it if he didn't play Rocky? 329 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:09,964 -Is that true? -But he stuck to his guns, 330 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:13,300 and in the end it was him punching beef in that freezer, 331 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,803 it was him going 15 rounds with the champ, 332 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,205 it was him falling in love with that-- 333 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,808 actually, frankly-- very weird girl from the pet store. 334 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,743 Trevor's right, Samantha. 335 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,980 All of us ghosts carry regrets with us-- 336 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:30,084 those shots we did not take, those rails we did not snort. 337 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,952 -Amen. -You know, I used to think 338 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:35,322 that this house and all the things in it were what mattered, 339 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,661 but now that it might be taken away from me, 340 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,297 I realize that you, Samantha, are my true legacy. 341 00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:45,634 You never know what life will bring, 342 00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:47,201 so you need to seize the opportunities 343 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:49,236 - when they present themselves. - Agreed. 344 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,372 Many people said I didn't have what it took to pull off 345 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:54,041 a strategic surrender at Fort Ticonderoga, 346 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,010 but I didn't give up. 347 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,845 Isn't a surrender literally giving up? 348 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,847 Yes, but with honor 349 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,516 and having secured enough horsemeat 350 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:04,151 for all my men, which was a huge morale boost, 351 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,086 although not for the men in the cavalry. 352 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,355 That was sort of a nightmare scenario for them. 353 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,024 I think what Isaac's trying to say is, 354 00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:11,559 this is your moment, Sam. 355 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,895 Yeah, you only regret the bears you didn't hug. 356 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,564 Wait, no. 357 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,198 Yeah-- wait. 358 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:19,199 You guys are right. 359 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:24,038 I know it's a risk, but I got to stand my ground. 360 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,675 This like moment 361 00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:28,643 when Andy return from desk, 362 00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,878 successfully wearing Chanel boots. 363 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,547 Triumphant! 364 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,982 You are one weird damn Viking. 365 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,551 Okay, Winston, this text is 366 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,152 not bad, but you're gonna want to pull it back 367 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,820 with all the exclamation points. 368 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,021 Way too thirsty. 369 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,657 But I am thirsty. 370 00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:44,659 Still, maybe throw some typos in there 371 00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:47,696 so you look like a busy, happening guy. 372 00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:49,496 "Busy, happening guy"? 373 00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:51,566 I do not have a lot of game. 374 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,901 We found the painting. Nancy wearing the necklace. 375 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,403 Aisle 37, box nine. 376 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,342 Archives. 377 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,610 They found the painting. 378 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,244 Great, but we still need a picture of it. 379 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,479 We got to distract this guy 380 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,281 so that we can get into the archives 381 00:14:07,348 --> 00:14:09,584 and take a photo of that painting to send back to Sam. 382 00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,251 Right, but how? 383 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:13,588 Kyle could engage him in some short-form improv, 384 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,155 or Jay could fake a heart attack, 385 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,825 or there's always the tried-and-true pointing 386 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,225 and saying, "Hey, what's that over there?" 387 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,627 Pete has some ideas. 388 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,395 They're not great, though. 389 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,896 What if I use my ghost power to summon 390 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,898 a swarm of locusts to descend upon the museum, 391 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,867 distracting him away from his post? 392 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,871 Yes, and then Pete and I can slip in undetected. 393 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,708 Uh, the mummy is going to do locusts. 394 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:35,376 Oh, hell yeah. 395 00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:45,452 Yeah. 396 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:48,422 I'm gonna have to put you on a brief hold. 397 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,961 What the hell is that? 398 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,164 And I may not have written several beloved films yet, 399 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,967 but I know that there is greatness within me. 400 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,302 I just need the chance. 401 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,806 You know what? You got balls, kid. 402 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,508 Okay, and from her tone, 403 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,443 I'm thinking the testicle statement is one in our favor? 404 00:15:09,511 --> 00:15:11,813 What the hell? The job is yours. 405 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,947 What, really? 406 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,251 Congratulations on selling your first screenplay. 407 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,986 And don't screw up the trilogy. 408 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,455 Oh, my God, thank you, Paula, I won't let you down. 409 00:15:21,556 --> 00:15:22,456 Yeah, this is great news. 410 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:23,991 Send the paperwork over, 411 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,860 and we'll have our people hash out the details. 412 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,228 Ooh, it's a text from Jay. 413 00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:32,299 - They found the painting. - Uh, I got to go, Paula. 414 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,001 Oh, interesting. 415 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,837 Big shot now, huh? 416 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,306 That's fine, I've got stuff to do, too, you know. 417 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,610 Ah, look at that, the little troll's 418 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,712 really a princess. 419 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,182 Thank you for coming out on such short notice. 420 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:50,518 We are right up against the deadline with Ever Creek. 421 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:52,252 It's no problem at all. 422 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,388 I have a lot of free time since my wife started sleeping 423 00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:56,190 with Matthew, her Pilates instructor. 424 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,326 I'm not gonna lie, I'm worried about Joe. 425 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,028 So, what do you think of the painting? 426 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,697 Deft redirect, nicely done. 427 00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:04,031 I think you're going to be very pleased. 428 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,700 This painting is conclusive evidence 429 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,669 this necklace belonged to Princess Adeline. 430 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,303 -Yes! -So you're saying 431 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,639 that you now believe that she died here at Woodstone? 432 00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:14,174 'Cause Stuart gave me poop water. 433 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,910 Indeed I am. 434 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:19,547 I hereby declare your property is a historic landmark, 435 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:22,483 and as such it is immune to redevelopment. 436 00:16:22,584 --> 00:16:23,852 Oh, thank God. 437 00:16:23,952 --> 00:16:26,588 My life's work, my true legacy is saved. 438 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:28,556 Wait, what about all that business 439 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:29,891 about Sam being your true legacy? 440 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,225 I was coping. 441 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,394 I mean, she's great, I guess, also, 442 00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:37,699 but thank God, my house has been spared. 443 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:41,503 Long live this shrine to my greatness! 444 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,671 So now what? Do you, like, stamp something or... 445 00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:45,573 How do we make it official? 446 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:48,710 Oh, I just have to go back to my office and fill out a form. 447 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:52,212 Uh, but that won't be a problem, seeing as I sleep there now. 448 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,414 Oh, come on, Sam, one follow-up question. 449 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:57,251 The man's just looking for a tiny bit of human connection. 450 00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:01,689 Well... thank you, take care. 451 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,793 Oof. 452 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,796 She colder than the ice off the coast of Honningsvåg. 453 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,266 -It very cold place. -Ah. 454 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,067 So, yeah, he just looked 455 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,904 at the picture you guys sent and said we were good. 456 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:18,071 So now Ever Creek 457 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,741 can't demolish the mansion. 458 00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:21,174 This is great news. 459 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,944 Uh, less important but still worth sharing-- 460 00:17:23,011 --> 00:17:24,646 the archivist texted me. 461 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:27,615 Him and Linda are at the pub, hitting it off. 462 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,383 What does that mean? 463 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,451 That means your man's texting game is still on point. 464 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,621 Not something a wife loves to hear. 465 00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,657 Oh, uh, tell Pete I can't wait to see him. 466 00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:38,626 Alberta says she can't wait to see Pete. 467 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,762 Just tell her I can't wait to see her, too, 468 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,296 and don't mention my arms. 469 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,464 I don't want anyone to worry. 470 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,770 He says he can't wait to see her, too. 471 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,805 And more big news. 472 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:52,807 Polar Opposites sold. 473 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:55,275 Oh, my God, babe, that's awesome. 474 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,144 The studio loved the pitch for the trilogy, 475 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,813 and Paula wants me to write it. 476 00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,180 "Wants" is a little strong. 477 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,549 I'd say "settled for" is more accurate. 478 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,184 But still a win. 479 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,954 - This is incredible. - The thing is, 480 00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:07,187 I'd probably have to be out of town 481 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,623 for a little bit for the shoot. 482 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:09,924 How do you feel about that? 483 00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:10,992 Um, yeah, it'll be hard, 484 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,627 but, babe, this is your dream. 485 00:18:12,727 --> 00:18:13,761 We'll make it work. 486 00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:15,830 Yes. Yes, it'll be very hard. 487 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:18,666 Hey, what about Kyle as a ghost sitter while you're gone? 488 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,267 Oh, my God, that would be amazing. 489 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,368 Kyle is the best. 490 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,171 Kyle. Kyle. 491 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,139 Kyle! 492 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,510 It'll probably be pretty hard for the ghosts, too, I imagine. 493 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,311 Yeah, they're pretty upset. 494 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,114 Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! 495 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,818 Hey, uh, what if Kyle came and stayed for a while? 496 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,987 Oh, that's an interesting idea. 497 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:41,856 Hey, I might actually have something to do. 498 00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,057 Do you? 499 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,561 Well, I mean, no, but I could have. 500 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,867 Okay, thanks very much. 501 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,368 Great news. 502 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:55,803 They're letting you return that sweater? 503 00:18:55,903 --> 00:18:57,572 No, that was Ever Creek. 504 00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:59,707 Since they can no longer use Woodstone as a data center, 505 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,542 they're selling it back to us at a reduced rate 506 00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:04,211 and they're calling the property "essentially useless." 507 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,881 - Yay! And how dare they? - So, 508 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,248 can you afford to buy back 509 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,917 seeing how as you are famously poor? 510 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,019 Well, I happen 511 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,021 to have an ace up my sleeve. 512 00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,221 Finally selling those feet pics. 513 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,990 -Good for you. -No, I'm talking 514 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,392 about the payment I'm getting for Polar Opposites. 515 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,861 Hope there'll be a little left over 516 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,863 for that movie theater-style popcorn machine. 517 00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:22,930 Oh, uh, yes. 518 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,365 That is next on my to-do list. 519 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,868 It's just that it was sort of the centerpiece 520 00:19:26,968 --> 00:19:28,235 of my whole acceptance speech 521 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,170 when I became ghost representative, 522 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,007 and if you make me look like a fool, I'm going to destroy you. 523 00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:34,542 Also, congrats on the movie. 524 00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:36,077 - That's so great. - Sam, have you heard 525 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,578 from Jay? They're supposed to be back by now. 526 00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:39,413 I know their flight was delayed taking off 527 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:42,517 due to a swarm of locusts in the London area. 528 00:19:42,617 --> 00:19:45,252 Amunhotep-- he gives with one hand and takes with the other. 529 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,220 I hope Pete's okay. This is really pushing it. 530 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,757 They landed 40 minutes ago. They'll be back any second. 531 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,026 He's going to be fine, Bertie. 532 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,929 Pete. H-How's he doing? 533 00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:56,229 Uh, 534 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,899 it's going to be close, Jay. 535 00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,834 Hang in there, buddy, we're going to get you home. 536 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:03,705 ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪ 537 00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,941 ♪ Goin' down the only road I've ever known. ♪ 538 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,443 I sing Whitesnake when I'm nervous. 539 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,713 It started when I was nervous at a Whitesnake concert. 540 00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:15,215 Lot of people close together, and those bathroom lines... 541 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,918 Yeah, those are tough. 542 00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:19,486 Let's-let's get home fast, okay, Jay? 543 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:20,955 We're going to get you there, Pete. 544 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,456 We're only a few minutes away. 545 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:26,226 ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪ 546 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,731 ♪ Goin' down the only road I've ever known ♪ 547 00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:34,068 ♪ Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. ♪ 548 00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:36,070 Pete? 549 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,806 Oh, no, Pete. 550 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,775 -What? -He's gone.