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Air Force 69 just called me up. They
want me to reroute the president on his

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duty.

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Okay.

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Remember, no mercy.

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Uh -huh.

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I suppose one of you needs to use the
bathroom.

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Ah!

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Hi, Samuel.

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I'm on my way to the airport and wanted
to see if you could handle it.

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Wait, look. Just ran out. Tell her that.

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This is Mark.

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He was a professional pilot.

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He couldn't prove it by me.

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You look like you can use your hands.

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Whoa.

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Like a man, I've possibly been stupidly
upgraded to first class.

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I would really like to oblige you,
asshole, but I have a plan to catch.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh.

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London.

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Here for 69.

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Right on time.

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Allow me to introduce myself, Mr.
President.

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I am Hans Glaber.

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of the Berthold Brecht Liberation Army.

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Who? What? What did he say?

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I don't know. A hand grabber or
something.

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He's got a gun.

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Go! I don't like you.

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Los Kunta. Let me do it.

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By the way, who's flying this damn
plane?

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Every time I look at you, my body starts
to shake.

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Cause you're a walking piece of heart.

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There's nothing I wouldn't take.

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I want to get closer.

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Give me some coffee, see if you can find
a good actor.

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Isn't this exciting, Murray? It's our
honeymoon, and we're getting to see a

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live Hollywood action movie being made
at the same time.

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Yeah, this is great. I just hope it
doesn't delay our flight anymore.

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The hotel we booked doesn't hold over
rooms.

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You're such a worrywart, darling. This
is fun.

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Yeah, loads.

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Okay, so what's the problem now?

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This is not about me missing my mark,
because I never miss my mark.

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You've been running me ragged ever since
we started shooting this picture. May

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we be of some assistance, Mr. Coxwood?

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Yeah, thanks for the technical
assistance, Colonel Mustafa.

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Oh, no problem. We very much enjoyed
shooting our gun.

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Uh, yeah.

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Why don't you guys go see the production
assistant? She'll deal with your pay,

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okay? Oh, thank you very much. We come
from a very poor country.

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So, Porter, we have to rent space on a
map.

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You must forgive Sharif. He's a very
simple man.

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Uh -huh.

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Well, you'll excuse me. I've got a
private matter here to deal with.

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Damn

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right it is,

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Cecil. Now, I want an answer.

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The guy over there is less germane a
movie actor.

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I know.

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He's having a secret affair with the
director's wife. I read about it in a

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national dirt magazine.

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Honey, how could he be having a secret
affair if you just read about it?

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Hey, I'm going to go check on our
departure time.

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That's the third time you've checked
already. Are you sure you're not

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out that flight hostess?

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Honey, be rational.

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This is our honeymoon, not our
anniversary.

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That makes me feel a whole lot better.

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Listen, Cecil, if you've got a problem
with me, I want you to be man enough to

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discuss it, not running me ragged with
this petty bullshit.

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Listen up, everybody.

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We're going to take a little break here,
60 minutes for lunch.

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We're running kind of on a tight
schedule because of Mr.

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Jermaine.

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I'm sorry, but...

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I have a plane to catch.

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No, that doesn't work.

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I'm sorry, but I have a plane to catch.

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No, it's not good either.

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Well, what is it?

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I'm sorry, it's just that... Spit it
out, you're halfway home.

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I'm a fan.

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You want an autograph?

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No, no, I couldn't possibly impose. I
realize you're a busy man.

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Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked
to you like that. It's just that that

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asshole over there has been writing my
case ever since we started shooting this

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movie.

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Don't worry, Mr. Jermaine. Your fans
love and adore you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh!

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Yes, miss. Could you confirm the
departure time for my flight to Aruba?

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Certainly, Mr.

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Noodleman.

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President, this can't be happening.

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Is there something wrong?

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Please, be patient with me, sir.

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I'm not at liberty.

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Judging by my calculations, Miss Carter,
you should be halfway to the airport.

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Thank you for these northwestern winds.

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James, I'm scared.

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It's okay. We're halfway home. We're
alive.

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James, what were the president's last
dying words?

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I don't know. Something about taking a
leak?

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No, I'm serious.

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No, I'm serious.

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Something about taking a leak, and he
gave me this knapsack and told me to

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it with my life.

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Well, what do you think's in it?

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I don't know.

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You mean the president was taking it up
the ass?

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Perhaps.

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Perhaps not.

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What is that?

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I don't know.

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Seems to be some kind of fertility
guard.

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A what?

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Fertility guard. I don't know.

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Here.

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Why don't I help you with that?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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uh oh

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you've been well let's put it this way
we may not leave on schedule lighten up

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murray this is supposed to be our
honeymoon what is that no

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since when have you been wearing men's
cologne

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men's cologne yeah it smells like
something a cheap actor would wear well

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me while i go wash my face mr perfection

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Suppose you tell me what this is all
about.

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Well, suppose you tell me why you...
It's for fucking my wife.

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You're crazy.

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Oh, am I, am I?

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Why don't you explain this, huh?

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Has -been actor, star -slipping it to
direct his wife?

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What do they mean, has -been?

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All I can say is, uh... Just, I'd watch
my step if I were you, you know.

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We got a couple of these dynamite scenes
coming up, and, well, they can get

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messy.

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If you fuck up my face, you'll be
hearing from my lawyer, you son of a

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Great, great. I got to shoot the whole
fucking movie around this guy.

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And where are my hostages?

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Don't tell me.

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William Morris Agency.

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What? No, no.

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Central Caffey?

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I'm, I'm Baum.

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James Baum, of a majesty secretion
service.

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Uh -huh.

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And, uh, who's this lingerie model with
you anyway?

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I'm Cutter, Jane Cutter, head of
SunQuest Security.

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Great, I'm making a spy movie, and they
send me hostages from an amateur home

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movie. Is there a problem here?

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I'll say.

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I'm trying to make a movie, and I am
surrounded by assassins.

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The deadly pigs must die.

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00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:12,430
No, not right now, you fool. Please put
that away. In the pocket.

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In the pocket. But by the honor of Baru,
I must be ready when they're playing a

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ride. We must be very, very careful, my
friend, as fascination is not a pretty

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business. But the president must pay for
his crimes against our country.

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All in good time, my friend.

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But for now, we must wait for the
formula that our brothers in the Bionian

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embassy in Washington are smuggling in
the statue of our rule.

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But then, then I will drag his bloodied
carcass through the streets of Bionia by

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the teeth of a jackass.

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I'm going to need to see some ID.

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Again? Didn't we go through that in part
one?

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I'm sorry, but we left our wallets on
the airplane crash.

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Yeah, likely story.

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Look here, I'm Jane Cutter, head of
airline security.

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Yeah, and I'm little Becky Sunshine.

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I'm going to have to cite you for the
airport nudity ordinance.

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Sweet meat.

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00:31:15,549 --> 00:31:19,690
Uh, speaking of nudity, wonder that
knapsack I told you to go over your

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Oh, shit.

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The knapsack. I think I left it in the
ladies' room. I'll be right back.

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Still no luck?

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No. And why the hell did you buy
something at the gift shop when you know

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stick it to you every time?

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I didn't buy this at the gift shop. I
found it in the ladies' room.

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Looks like a piece of shit.

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Anything else in the bag? There's no
dill.

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No what?

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We have two suspects, one male, one
female, in connection with the

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assassination. Does the lesion?

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Waiting for further instructions.

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Over.

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Have you contacted Jane Cutter? This is
her department.

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Negatory. Word from the office is that
Cutter's on vacation.

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The supervisor's on the assignment.

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They make sure she does a thorough strip
search.

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Make sure there's no stones left
unturned.

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That'll be a cinch. The female suspect
is butt -ass naked already.

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Did you say butt -ass naked?

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Affirmative.

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I've got to see this one for myself.

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00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,240
Sir, are you all right?

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Your airline must be more careful, my
friend. He has slipped on a bottle of

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lube.

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Lube? Where would that come from?

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00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,330
Oh, that's Lube, all right.

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We are visitors from another country,
and we will sue, and we will name you as

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an accomplished.

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00:32:58,430 --> 00:33:00,110
Sir, please, you're making a scene here.

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Oh, no, not until we get your clothes
off in the three -way.

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00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:06,690
Oh, so that's your game, hammock head.

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00:33:07,810 --> 00:33:11,450
Oh, so you wish to lose your job, yes?

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Well, an accident report would involve a
lot of paperwork, and I do have a date

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tonight.

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So I'll just chalk it off to foreign
relations. What the hell?

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I'm ready when you guys are.

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Whoa. Oh,

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God.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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It's all right.

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oh oh

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in particular.

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Oh, man.

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00:43:23,299 --> 00:43:24,299
Mm -hmm.

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tell this woman we're not presidential
assassins?

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Can I go now?

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00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,560
Sorry, sir.

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All airport operations have been
suspended in honor of our dead

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Look, I'm a secret agent. You call
England, they'll tell you.

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00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:38,560
A secret agent?

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What a hoot!

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Lest your means of stiffening is a
better actor than you are.

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You know, we've got to find a knapsack
if anyone can prove our innocence.

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What's the meaning of this?

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You just fucked me.

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00:46:57,730 --> 00:47:01,150
That's right. And now we're fucking you
again. We are taking you with us as

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hostage. Get your butt off me.

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Hi.

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What a cute little man.

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00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,340
Yeah, it reminds me of my Uncle Irving
from Hackensack.

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00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,740
Yeah. Well, anyway, Mr. Noodleman, I
have some good news for you and I have

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bad news for you.

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00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,200
Well, what's the bad news?

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Actually, it's very bad news.

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Oh, I'm an adult. I can take it.

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Your trip has been ruined and your
honeymoon is in jeopardy.

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00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:43,200
Well, what's the good news?

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This little statue here?

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Putting a spell on me?

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I'm gonna fuck the piss out of you.

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Oh, yeah.

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um

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Oh yeah.

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Maybe.

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Oh, baby.

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Oh, you're gonna make me come, baby.

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Can nobody move?

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What the hell?

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They greatly got the balloon!

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Oh, Subrief, he's a very simple man. You
must please forgive him. But sadly

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enough, I must kill you.

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Hey, man, take the statue.

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My wife bought it at a gift shop. She
can get another one. Oh, it's not that

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simple, my friend. You know too much.

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Hey, man, I'm from Philadelphia. I don't
know shit.

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Oh, okay.

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In that case, you'd be valuable,
Adderley.

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Um, Subrief, you must go over to the x
-ray machine and bring the statue.

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01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:07,700
You mean, you mean the great Scott
Baruch?

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What that was?

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Mustafa, my enemy.

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He mustn't see me.

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The formula is inside the statue.

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Our brothers have done very, very well.

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If you think I'm going to fall for that
old Colonel Mustafa line, you're sadly

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mistaken.

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Look, he's got a gun.

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Now.

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There's only one way I can do that.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Mm -hmm.

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Out.

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Ugh. Ugh.

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I love you.

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Sorry, sweetie.

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You must not touch the great god, Baru.

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01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:34,170
You're an idiot. You do not realize what
lies in the statue is beyond the wealth

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of your dreams. It is the secret formula
which converts jackass manure into

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petroleum.

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I only can rule the world.

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01:19:47,890 --> 01:19:49,850
Hey, you guys see Cecil?

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01:19:50,490 --> 01:19:51,710
Oh, there he is.

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01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:55,990
It's a bomb!

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James Bond! My outfit!

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01:20:00,870 --> 01:20:01,789
Emily James!

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It's a gun!

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01:20:03,530 --> 01:20:04,990
Is that a gun, you idiot?

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01:20:16,030 --> 01:20:18,110
Pardon me. Is this gun fighting the
script?

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01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:40,100
I didn't know Les even had it in him.

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01:20:40,780 --> 01:20:44,120
Well, we in the secretion service call
it grace under pressure.

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Say, pal, I've been giving it some
thought, and I've got a position for you

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01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:53,840
this movie.

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Not a chance.

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I'm going to be on my honeymoon.

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Yeah.

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01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,720
Did you tell him? Yeah.

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Cecil had a cow.

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01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,200
Did you tell him?

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Murray had a bigger one.

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01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,040
Well, I hear you can get a quickie
divorce in Aruba.

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I hear you're a big name then.

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Hey, I hope this is the beginning of a
beautiful relationship.