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And that's what we have of the most
beautiful.

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Ah, but I don't want what you have of
the most beautiful, I want what you have

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of the least expensive.

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Indeed, it is often the problem with
young widows.

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They have not planned financially and
... Financially, but it has nothing to

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with money, it's just for the principle.
I need what you have of the ugliest.

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I do not understand, normally families
take what is best for their deceased,

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huh, if you pay a little more expensive.
Yes, but I just want to make it the

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same.

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Well, do you want me to explain to you
how I learned of the death of my husband?

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The cops called me to tell me
he had a heart attack

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while he was having sex with a whore.

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Ah yes, that's not cool news.

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Not cool? No, but you're kidding.

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It's downright shameful.

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So I'll take the nicest shit
that you will be able to sell to me.

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That is to say... Well, let's
don't understand at all, you and me.

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Your coffin, there, may it be in
cardboard or recycled paper, I m

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crazy, but then completely.

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What I want is just that he
shit shame in the cemetery all the time

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remains of his death.

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Absolutely, absolutely, you have
reason.

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Besides, I'm going to do it on
measure, even in ass hair the devil if he

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but we will find a solution.

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Don't worry.

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I knew you would understand me.

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Avenge me.

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Oh, my God.

29
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No, don't tell me you haven't hit one
yet. Well, yes.

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It's always you who benefits.

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You sell them super expensive things,
and they still don't want to kiss you.

32
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,000
Yes, but you know, it's not my fault. If
young women are in lack of affection...

33
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Still, it's me who makes them top -class
crates so that they travel first.

34
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Yes, but you can also bring them a
little comfort.

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All you have to do is be in the right
place at the right time.

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It's easy for you, they always end up in
your office.

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00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,400
Well, you can also give them a visit.

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You make yourself a friend of the
deceased.

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By the way, this is the list of all the
deaths this week.

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I arrive, I say hello madam, I'm a
friend of your husband, and hop, I'm

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kiss her.

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Of course not, but a little bit of
listening and comfort, and you'll see,

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may be surprised.

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I saw it right away.

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On the other hand, change yourself.

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Because me, even a friend who comes to
see me like that, I don't open.

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00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:35,540
So doctor?

48
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,420
Well, listen, madam, I'm sorry to
announce that your husband has just

49
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,240
Oh, it wasn't really light.

50
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,720
I imagine you're in shock.

51
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Oh, but not at all.

52
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,020
I'd rather tell him that I'm finally
calm.

53
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,160
Ah, well, that, to be calm, yes, it's
the least we can say.

54
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,540
So, now, how do I get divorced?

55
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,500
You don't need to divorce him, since
he's dead.

56
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,080
But I don't want to stay married to him
all my life.

57
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,300
Have you seen his head?

58
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Yes, well, it's normal that he has that
head, madam. He's dead.

59
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,220
But he's always had that head.

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C 'est pour ça que je vais divorcer.

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Bon, je comprends, évidemment.

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He always had that face, yes.

63
00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:16,270
But why did you marry her?
so? Well, for the French papers.

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Yes.

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00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:25,090
Well, obviously, a person like that,
to have sexuality, if there is no

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did not have our beautiful administration
French to allow them to marry

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young refugees like you, it would be
complicated for him.

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You know, it was a white wedding.

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In addition, it's been three years that
he stopped me from leaving the house and

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he didn't want me to go see another man
than him.

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Listen, madam, know that if you don't
know anyone else in France, well, don't

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hesitate to call me.

73
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But could you help me accomplish an
Asian custom?

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Listen, the pleasure, madam, which one?

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00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,450
It's to make me kiss next to my ex
-husband.

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Pardon? Yes, it's a tradition that
allows us to clean our soul when we are

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married by love.

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Ah, I've heard this tradition, tell me.

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But hey.

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Si c 'est une coutume, il ne faut
surtout pas fâcher les ancêtres.

81
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,770
Marie, you're having a hard time.

82
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Too bad he's dead.

83
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Too bad for me.

84
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Maybe his spirit

85
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is watching us.

86
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,230
Don't worry.

87
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,440
Keep it up.

88
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,510
She's laughing at herself.

89
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,530
Oh, my God, it hurts.

90
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:55,230
You know, her head isn't better.

91
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:15,740
Oh my God.

92
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,120
Ah, that's good.

93
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,460
Ah, that's good.

94
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,120
Oh.

95
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,520
Hmm.

96
00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,460
Hmm.

97
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:34,940
Oh dear.

98
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Oh.

99
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,040
Oh.

100
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,340
Hello Mrs. I was a friend of
your late husband.

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Oh yes?

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00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,340
Please come in.

103
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,940
Yes, you are gay.

104
00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:05,920
What ? Yes, my husband had become a faggot
like a seal.

105
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,800
And you tell me you were friends.

106
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,480
So I conclude, you are
also.

107
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,180
No, I'm not.

108
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,340
Besides, I didn't even know that
your husband was gay.

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Now we don't talk about it anymore.

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He is stiff and cold.

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00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,740
It's not a little harsh and brutal,
your attitude? It will change it a little.

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00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:24,020
He was more like, limp and lukewarm.

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And then with their marriage bullshit
for all, they totally screwed me

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mine. Ah good ? How so ? Well, they
were so invested in these

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auntie meetings that he didn't put there
only fingers in the gear.

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And me, it's been two years since I
fucked.

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Oh, yeah, still.

118
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Yeah, I understand.

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Two years is definitely a long time.

120
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,100
Who says about you, sir.

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00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:51,380
Besides, if you know a dick
ready to honor me, I will be there for you

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very grateful.

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We're lucky, my little ladies.

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And I find that, precisely, I have that
on me.

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Oh yes? And you would lend it to me
time to stay awake?

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My pleasure.

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This is something very, very
appetite.

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Oh.

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00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,540
I was a friend of your late husband.

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00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,340
And know that I share your pain.

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00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,860
We were partners and we used to... I'm
aware.

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00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,220
It was with your wife that my husband
had an affair.

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00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:05,080
Pardon? Yes, I know everything. I
recently learned that my husband cheated

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with the wife of his best friend.

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00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,520
And as you introduce yourself to me
today, I suppose it was with yours.

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00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:15,060
I am sincerely angry, but it is
impossible that your husband cheated on

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my wife.

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00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:17,780
Because she left me already a year ago.

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00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:21,390
No,

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no.

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00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:23,570
You didn't understand.

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00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:25,250
My wife died last year.

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00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:26,448
Oh, sorry.

144
00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:27,450
Oh, I'm sorry.

145
00:38:27,610 --> 00:38:28,488
It's okay.

146
00:38:28,490 --> 00:38:29,490
It's been a year.

147
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:32,510
Oh, no, but... Oh, what right can I
have? I'm angry.

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00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:34,070
Listen.

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00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:37,910
To make me forgive my lack of tact, I
suggest you fuck me.

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00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:39,490
Huh?

151
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:42,530
Yes. My husband cheated on me while I
remained faithful, body and soul.

152
00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:44,990
I'm going to fuck him all my life.

153
00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:46,750
So kiss me.

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00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,160
C 'était un ami de votre mari.

155
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,660
Ah oui, il m 'avait dit que vous alliez
passer à récupérer la mallette.

156
00:45:26,820 --> 00:45:27,820
La mallette?

157
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:31,640
Yes, the briefcase. My husband kept it well
precisely.

158
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:33,840
Ah yes, the briefcase, yes.

159
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,100
But I didn't know you were at
current, in fact.

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00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,340
He tells me everything.

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00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,200
Come on, come home, please.

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00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,160
This is what you become alone, it is.

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00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,300
Call me Anya. Are you a friend of my
husband? You can call me Anya.

164
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:56,100
Okay, if you want, Anya.

165
00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:06,460
Tell me, just out of curiosity, is it
because of this suitcase that my husband

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00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,460
is dead?

167
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,120
It's possible.

168
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,000
That said, it would be very difficult to
explain to you.

169
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:18,140
Ah, yes. My husband used to tell me
often, it's better if we know as little

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00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:19,140
possible.

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00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:24,860
And he also told me, my husband, you'll
see, when my partner comes to the

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00:46:24,860 --> 00:46:28,500
suitcase, we'll have a party, all three
of us.

173
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,500
Yes, yes, yes.

174
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:31,680
He told me that too.

175
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:01,760
I'm afraid of this story, though.

176
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,360
Have you already planned to leave me?

177
00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:07,660
Ah, no, no.

178
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:10,280
I remembered that the alarm of my car
had been triggered.

179
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,879
Ah, yes.

180
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,558
I'm sorry.

181
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,880
I thought you didn't want to celebrate
it with me anymore.

182
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,640
Oh, yes.

183
00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,460
I'll celebrate it with you for nothing
in the world.

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00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:39,590
Oh, yeah.

185
00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:44,050
Oh,

186
00:47:46,590 --> 00:47:47,770
yeah.

187
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,240
I'm not saying you're doing as well as
it's going to be, by the way.

188
00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:00,480
But the card has the secrets.

189
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,380
Oh, I love that.

190
00:52:20,859 --> 00:52:23,660
Oh, yeah.

191
00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:40,170
It's a little bit sad, though.

192
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,040
Bitch.

193
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,800
Be at the beat.

194
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,600
Oh, my God.

195
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:01,960
We are agents in obsèque insurance.

196
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,280
Well, you arrived too late. My husband
is already dead.

197
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,320
Well, that's exactly why we're here.

198
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,840
Well, we're going to go in, please.

199
00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:15,460
What my colleague tried to make you
understand is that your husband had

200
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,460
subscribed to an insurance and that he
did not settle the totality of the

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00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,379
payments.

202
00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:21,080
And what I'm telling you is that I have
nothing to do with what my stupid

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00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,080
husband subscribed or not.

204
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:24,020
He left me only debts and shit to
manage.

205
00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:29,630
So, concretely, I will not sign anything
that is a close or distant relationship

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00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:30,630
with my ex -husband.

207
00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:34,470
Yes, but madam, that means you give up
everything that insurance can bring you.

208
00:58:36,010 --> 00:58:40,090
And they planned to bring me back
someone, your insurance, to kiss me when

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00:58:40,090 --> 00:58:41,090
missing, huh?

210
00:58:45,550 --> 00:58:47,550
No, indeed, there is nothing planned for
that.

211
00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:51,970
Besides, even for psychological support,
there is nothing planned for this

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00:58:51,970 --> 00:58:52,970
effect.

213
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:55,820
I told you that they were rotten, your
insurance.

214
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,198
It's not true.

215
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,200
If you want, we can go back to the
office and we'll see with the director.

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00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:02,740
No, no, no.

217
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,960
You're not going anywhere until you've
kissed me.

218
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:06,999
What do you mean?

219
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,220
What I just said.

220
00:59:08,620 --> 00:59:09,620
You're going to kiss me.

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00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,420
And it's been a year since no one
touched me.

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01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:12,660
Mwah.

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01:00:45,029 --> 01:00:49,810
Oh, my God.

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01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:15,030
We love you.