1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,338 ♪ funky hip-hop music playing ♪ 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,007 VINCE: Do you remember our old English teacher, Big Booty Judy? 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,342 [all groan] 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,551 JULIO: Big-ass nalgas. 5 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,637 Whatever happened to her? 6 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:12,971 - She died. 7 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:13,972 [Julio sighs] 8 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,057 FELIPE: Damn. 9 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,892 Yeah, I guess that ass finally quit. 10 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,435 [laughter] 11 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,189 [coughing] 12 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,691 JULIO: Oh, shit. - What the fuck? 13 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,109 JULIO: Dawg, what the fuck happened? 14 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,945 - I went to go see Slayer last month 15 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,780 and I got my teeth knocked out in the pit. [laughs] 16 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,198 - Dawg, you're 33 and you're still getting in the pit? 17 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,368 - Fuck that, I can't do standing-only shows anymore. 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:35,494 My knees need seats. 19 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:36,995 - Hey, you wanna hit that, Julio? 20 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:38,914 - Nah, I'm good with this. 21 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,916 - Damn, all healthy and shit? 22 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,584 VINCE: Hey, respect. 23 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,961 I'm not touching anything either. 24 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,839 Christina broke up on my ass again 'cause I keep getting fucked up. 25 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,049 I'm trying to win her back, so your boy's on good behavior. 26 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,676 - Man, you've been saying that shit since high school. 27 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,803 - Fuck you, bitch. 28 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,014 - Hey, Julio, you and Maggie back together yet? 29 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,724 - Nah, fool, we broke up for real this time. 30 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,476 - Ohh. - See, fool, I told you. 31 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,561 You owe me 20 bucks. 32 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,062 [Felipe chuckles] 33 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,522 - What the fuck? You fools were betting on me? 34 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,440 Shady-ass fools. 35 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,526 - Alright, I gotta go pick up my kid. 36 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,361 Anyone wanna hit this before I go? 37 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,029 - No, fool, I'm good. - Thanks, man. 38 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,198 - Fuck it, let me take one hit. 39 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,074 [all groan] 40 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,410 Nah, nah, nah, I'm not gonna get cross-faded, relax, alright? 41 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,202 EFRAIN: You're relapsing. 42 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,287 - Yeah. EFRAIN: Bro. 43 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,538 - I'ma keep it cute. 44 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,831 JULIO: Come on. 45 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,583 - We've been here before, man. FELIPE: Oh. 46 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,834 ♪ theme music playing ♪ 47 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,003 [coughing] 48 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:28,380 - Hey, let's have fuckin' fun tonight. 49 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,214 [coughing] 50 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,799 - Hey, take it easy, you fuckin' psycho. 51 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:31,592 [Vince sighs] 52 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,181 ♪ 53 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,404 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 54 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,780 [inaudible] 55 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,199 ♪ 56 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:56,742 MAN: Hey, fool, what's up? 57 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:02,706 ♪ 58 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,665 GLORIA: Hey. 59 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,335 I'm pregnant so I gotta go first. 60 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,836 - Oh, shit, yeah, my bad, go for it. 61 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,463 ♪ 62 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,422 [door opens] 63 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:12,883 [door closes] 64 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,469 - That bitch isn't pregnant. [scoffs] 65 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,056 - How do you know? - She had wine lips, trust me. 66 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:20,599 - Damn, I got played, huh? 67 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,767 ♪ 68 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:24,978 - Should we kill her? 69 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:29,691 - Yeah, maybe bury her ass out in Palmdale? 70 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,902 - Can we put her in your trunk? I got my ex in mine. 71 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,446 - Yeah, we can get some acid and then melt them in a barrel. 72 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,614 - Turn their body fat into soap. 73 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:39,076 - Then lather ourselves up with it, get that smooth skin. 74 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,202 - Sounds like a spa day. 75 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,037 - Who do you know here? 76 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,705 - I work with Angie, she dragged me out. 77 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,541 This party's kinda lame, though. 78 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,667 - Yeah, it is. 79 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,377 Why the fuck are we here? 80 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,254 - Probably because we hate ourselves. 81 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,130 - You're right, I do fuckin' hate myself. 82 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,090 - Yeah, me, too. 83 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,635 - I heard you guys talking about killing me. 84 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,345 - Bitch, did your baby hear us, too? 85 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:02,349 ♪ 86 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,893 Mind if I go first? I have diarrhea. 87 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,311 - Oh, yeah, sure. 88 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,398 - I'm fucking with you, I just wanted to go first. 89 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,026 I'm Teresa. 90 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:14,945 - I'm Julio. 91 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,114 ♪ 92 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,366 - And so low-key, these fools always look to me 93 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,326 as like a mentor type of figure, you know what I mean? 94 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,538 I was almost on varsity and then I got hurt, so. 95 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,373 But I've always been competitive. 96 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,458 I fuckin' get down on beer pong. 97 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,502 I bet you 20 I can beat you. 98 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,045 TERESA: I'm sure you could. 99 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,714 - Let's do it then, you ain't down. 100 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,506 - Hey, playboy, I wanna play. 101 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,508 - Oh, shit. 102 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:40,179 Damn, look at this fool coming in and wanting to play like that. 103 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,598 - But it's me and her against your annoying ass. 104 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:43,891 Think you can you handle that or what? 105 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,684 - Dawg, I don't need no partner. 106 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,728 I'm gonna fuck you fools up. 107 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,271 JULIO: No mames. 108 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,898 ♪ 109 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,815 - Fuck! 110 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,234 - So where'd you go to high school? 111 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,736 TERESA: Centennial, you? 112 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,820 - Jefferson. 113 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,238 - Did you guys have race riots? 114 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,823 - Fuck, yeah, but trip out, 115 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,075 in the whole high school we only had two white boys, right? 116 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,660 White Mike and White Larry. 117 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,787 And one of them was a cholo and the other one was a Blood. 118 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,289 And anytime we had race riots, 119 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,582 these fools would find each other, 120 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,334 fuck each other up. 121 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,502 - Damn, that's beautiful. 122 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,587 ♪ 123 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,047 - Ugh! Fuck! 124 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:15,964 JULIO: What do you do for work? 125 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,884 I'm a vet tech, but I wanna quit 'cause it's too sad. 126 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,053 - Why, you gotta put down little cute animals and shit? 127 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:21,637 - Yeah. 128 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,556 TERESA: What do you do? - Let's go! 129 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,058 - I'm gonna open up a café. 130 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:29,228 - Oh, shit, did you always wanna open up a coffee shop? 131 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,103 JULIO: Actually, no. 132 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,564 You know, a dude put a gun to my head and made me do that shit. 133 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:35,734 ♪ 134 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,528 - Told you I'd fuckin' win! 135 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,737 Fuck, yeah, perro! 136 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,781 - Oh, that's sweet, he's happy. VINCE: Let's go! 137 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,574 - Not for long, watch. 138 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,160 In exactly one hour, that fool's gonna try to throw down with someone. 139 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,787 ¿De veras? 140 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:48,288 - Exactly one hour. 141 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,208 - ♪ Somebody please ♪ 142 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,043 - Knuckle up, bitch, we're gonna throw down. 143 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,628 - Oh, shit, but why? You're my boy. 144 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,463 - Remember that time you pantsed me junior year 145 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,923 in front of Jessica Rosales? 146 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,008 That's why, bitch. Let's go bodies. 147 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,761 - Dawg, but we threw down over that shit years ago. 148 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,429 You fucked me up bad, you don't remember? 149 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,516 - Oh. Oh, yeah, you're right. 150 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,519 But you better not fuckin' do it again, you got me? 151 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,770 - Hey, you got it, big dawg. 152 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,230 ♪ 153 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,314 TERESA: Damn, that fool's unstable. 154 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,900 - Nah, he's a softie. 155 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,277 He's gonna start crying, watch. 156 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:21,697 ♪ 157 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,532 ♪ Hasta La Miel Amarga by Tiranos del Norte playing ♪ 158 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,617 First time him and his ex broke up, 159 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:28,120 I found him naked in the street singing this song. 160 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,037 Check it out. 161 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,956 Three, two, one. 162 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,681 - Christina. 163 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,268 Why? God, just tell me why! 164 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:55,480 [partygoers gasp] 165 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,192 [Vince farts] 166 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,776 - Damn, this is making me sad. 167 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,987 And I gotta pee again. 168 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,114 - Me, too. - I also gotta fart. 169 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,657 - That's disgusting. 170 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,951 [toilet flushes] 171 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,328 ♪ 172 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,371 [toilet flushes] 173 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,748 [urinating] 174 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,208 ♪ hip-hop music playing in distance ♪ 175 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,627 Hey, you think I can get your number so I can prank call you? 176 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,837 - Yeah, you could have it. 177 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,006 Weird time to ask for my number though. 178 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,883 JULIO: Eh, it's not that weird. 179 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,635 Wait till I ask for a golden shower. 180 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,136 [chuckles] 181 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,764 - Hey, but, listen. 182 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:29,556 JULIO: Yeah? 183 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,226 - I have a kid. [stops urinating] 184 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,936 ♪ 185 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,479 [urinating resumes] JULIO: No big deal. 186 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,648 ♪ 187 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:38,982 - You sure? 188 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,526 'Cause for a lot of guys, it is a big deal. 189 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,528 JULIO: I love kids. 190 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,947 You know, not like in a weird way. 191 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,743 - Okay, good, because I need you to pick her up from school tomorrow. 192 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,911 JULIO: Wait, what? 193 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:51,912 - I'm fucking with you. 194 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,746 [zipper zips] 195 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,956 JULIO: Shut up, dummy. 196 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,666 Ooh, I feel lighter. 197 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,835 ♪ 198 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:58,669 Damn. 199 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,212 TERESA: She's gonna get pregnant for real this time. 200 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,089 ♪ 201 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,257 - Can I call you Christina? 202 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,008 - Yeah, okay. 203 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,593 ♪ 204 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,680 MINISTER PAYNE: No, no, no, no, no, no. 205 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,306 I've been on hold for an hour and a fuckin' half 206 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:14,685 with the city already, so, no, you may not put me on hold again 207 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:18,522 unless this is hell and you're the devil, in which case, go right ahead. 208 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,357 - So you meet the kid yet? 209 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,900 - Nah, it's chill. 210 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,235 There's no drama, you know. 211 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,112 - Damn, you're like a dad already, 212 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,905 but you look like a grandpa. 213 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:27,823 And once you have kids of your own, 214 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,283 you're gonna give 'em your shitty Jack disease. 215 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,534 - Jack disease? 216 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,953 - Dawg, you don't remember that movie Jack 217 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,329 starring that fool Mrs. Doubtfire, 218 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,290 where he's a little kid, but he looks all old? 219 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,375 Shit is a underrated banger. 220 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,253 Damn, I wouldn't mind having kids of my own. 221 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:44,214 [sighs] We could watch Jack together, 222 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,091 show 'em all the classics. 223 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,594 - You can have my three annoying-ass kids. 224 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:50,262 Them motherfuckers bad. 225 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,555 - You have kids? 226 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,849 - Damn, I didn't know that. 227 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:54,933 CHEF PERCY: Well, maybe you would 228 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,894 if you ask me something about me every now and then. 229 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,687 All y'all do is talk about yourselves. 230 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,440 "My rooster" this, "my world traveler girlfriend" that. 231 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,818 Sometimes hanging out with y'all be hurting my feelings sometimes. 232 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,196 - Sorry, Percy. [phone buzzing] 233 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,490 'Sup, this is the suicide hotline. 234 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,327 Hey, Teresa, don't kill yourself, you just met a cool guy. 235 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,204 TERESA [over phone]: Listen, Julio, I have a huge ask. 236 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:18,207 I-I've literally tried everybody and I'm so sorry to call. 237 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,041 - You okay? What's up? 238 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,460 TERESA: Do you think you can pick Aurora up at school 239 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,753 and take her to soccer practice? 240 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,297 - Wait, you're fucking with me, right? 241 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:26,673 TERESA: No, I'm for real. 242 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,675 I got a surprise mandatory training session at work. 243 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,094 It's fucked up, but I won't be available for the next few hours 244 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,013 and her fucking dad's not picking up. 245 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,849 [sighs] I'm so sorry. 246 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,644 I-I wouldn't be asking if you weren't the absolute last resort. 247 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,188 - Hey, no big deal. 248 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,357 All I gotta do is pick her up and take her to practice? 249 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,192 TERESA: Oh, my God, thank you so much. 250 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,069 I'll call the school and tell them you're coming and text you the info. 251 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,905 - You got it. Hey, go get trained. 252 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,406 TERESA: You're the best. Bye. 253 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,282 - Bye. 254 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:56,036 - Julio, I need you to drive me to the city permit office 255 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,081 to pick up our sidewalk dining license. 256 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,166 - Actually, I can't, I'm picking up Teresa's daughter. 257 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,419 - Wait, the chick you're dating has a kid? 258 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,004 - Yeah, but it's casual. 259 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,131 I'm just giving the kid a ride, no big deal. 260 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,216 - No big deal? 261 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,509 ♪ dramatic music plays ♪ 262 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,844 Are you fuckin' stupid? 263 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:12,845 - What? 264 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:14,137 MINISTER PAYNE: Here's what's gonna happen. 265 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,266 You'll get close to the kid, then when it doesn't work out with the mom, bam. 266 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,101 The kid is traumatized. 267 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,728 Years later, that kid's gonna be in therapy 268 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,731 crying to some shrink about how their life didn't turn out right 269 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,900 because their mom once dated a loser 270 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,027 who lived in a garage and stunk up the bathroom. 271 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,654 - I don't stink up the bathroom. 272 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,072 - Julio, I live with you. 273 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,616 You're rotting from the inside. 274 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,077 - Fuck, what do you think I should do? 275 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,162 - Look, kids are like cops. 276 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,248 The less you have to deal with them, the better. 277 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,793 So you maintain boundaries with this kid, okay? 278 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,170 Don't get to know it. 279 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,212 Don't get too close to it. 280 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,547 Don't ask it any questions. 281 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,507 Don't even look it in the eyes. 282 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,800 Just keep it hydrated. 283 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,260 It'll be okay. 284 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,304 - Okay, boundaries, got it. 285 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,847 - And hydration. 286 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,432 Hydration is key. 287 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,310 ♪ 288 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,144 [sighs] [door closes] 289 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,689 [school bell rings] 290 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,524 JULIO: Boundaries, and keep her hydrated. 291 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,651 Give her water, that's all you gotta do. 292 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,946 Fuck, why did I agree to do this? 293 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,822 I'm a fuckin' idiot. 294 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,365 I should throw myself off a bridge. 295 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,620 - Are you Julio? 296 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,871 - Yeah, are you Aurora? 297 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:21,872 - Yeah. - Get in. 298 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,503 Sorry, this front seat's taken, gotta sit in the back. 299 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,970 Here, drink this. 300 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,013 - Okay. [engine starts] 301 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,932 JULIO: Approximately 15 minutes to soccer practice. 302 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,601 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 303 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,189 ♪ 304 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,442 - So, are you like my mom's friend? 305 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,445 - Yep. - How did you meet? 306 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,030 - It's a boring story, you don't wanna hear it. 307 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:55,906 You'd be too bored. 308 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,576 ♪ 309 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,620 - Don't you wanna know how my day was or something? 310 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,788 - It's none of my business. 311 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,750 - Do you have kids? 312 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,293 - Sorry, I gotta listen to this. 313 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,294 WOMAN [over radio]: The advanced surgeons 314 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,420 at the Center for Innovative Care-- 315 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,547 - That's just commercials. 316 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,173 JULIO: Yeah, but these are my favorite commercials, 317 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:13,966 they're really good. 318 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,552 - What do you do for work? 319 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,262 JULIO: Don't worry about it. Drink water. 320 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,513 - I'm not even thirsty. 321 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,181 - You don't have to be thirsty to drink water. 322 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,141 I wish I drank more water when I was a kid. 323 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,434 I would have better skin. 324 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,394 - My skin is fine. 325 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,979 - Oh, lucky you. 326 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,105 - Yeah, I am lucky. 327 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,439 - Yeah, I know, I said that. 328 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,649 [indistinct chatter over radio] 329 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,484 - [softly] Weirdo. 330 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,318 [car doors closes] 331 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,237 JULIO: Alright, come on, let's go. 332 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,029 Let's go. AURORA: I'm going. 333 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,865 - You're gonna have a lot of fun, come on, let's go. 334 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,699 - What's going on? JULIO: You're gonna-- 335 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,077 - Hey, just dropping her off. What's going on? 336 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,287 - Yeah, practice is canceled. 337 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,832 An airplane spilled jet fuel all over the field. 338 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,166 - Wait, what? 339 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,626 COACH: Yeah, it happens every couple years. 340 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,921 This neighborhood is directly under a flight path. 341 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,423 - But I mean, they can still practice, right? 342 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,507 I mean-- - No. 343 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,426 - The field is probably all nice and lubricated. 344 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,136 Imagine how fast they'll be able to run. 345 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:00,387 You'll run really fast, huh? 346 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,555 COACH: Absolutely not. 347 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,639 The oil seeped into the ground 348 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,267 and now the field is a mass grave for gophers. 349 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,728 They'd be stepping all over them, tripping on 'em. 350 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,354 They would really interfere with the game. 351 00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,608 Gotta stop volunteering in these shitty-ass neighborhoods. 352 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,359 - Puta madre. 353 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,861 Hey, I'm gonna call your mom, okay? 354 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:16,945 Come on, let's go. 355 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,282 Hey! So, um, practice is canceled. 356 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,367 Um, so what ended up happening 357 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,705 was an airplane dumped like jet fuel or some shit on the, on the field. 358 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:29,041 But we're all good here. Nothing to worry about. 359 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,210 You know, it's not a big deal. It's no big deal. 360 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:34,421 But, um, I'm just kind of, you know, I'm wondering what to do. 361 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,673 So when you get a chance, you know, give me a call. 362 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,633 But it's no big deal. 363 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,927 But just call me as soon as you get this, but it's no big deal. 364 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,677 Okay. 365 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,097 Do you have keys to your house? 366 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,725 [airplane engine roaring] 367 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,644 Fuck, let's get outta here. 368 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,561 [door closes] 369 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,107 Mama? ESPERANZA: Hmm? 370 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,319 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 371 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:06,703 - No. 372 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,499 - You wait there. 373 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,335 I'm going to make you a yummy, yummy sandwich. 374 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:13,961 - Okay. 375 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,215 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 376 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,258 - Chingados. 377 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:36,149 - Okay, a little sandwich-ito 378 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,777 for my little queenicita. 379 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,320 [door opens] ROCIO: Mama. 380 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,157 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 381 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,325 Hi. 382 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:49,913 Why is there a kid in there? 383 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,143 ROCIO: Jesus, Amá. 384 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:12,853 You know what, Julio? 385 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,688 Good for you dating that woman. 386 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,565 Doing something good in your life for once. 387 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,068 - It's not a big deal, huh? 388 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,154 - No, it is a big deal, Julio. 389 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,989 This kid is a part of your life now. 390 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,365 You need to take that seriously. 391 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,493 - Hey, you guys know that there's, like, a female child in the living room? 392 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,913 - I'll give you 20 bucks if you look after her. 393 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,749 - Money up front. Pay me, stupid. 394 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,002 - Yeah, great, just pass her along to be somebody else's problem. 395 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,635 - I don't want any drama. ROCIO: No drama? 396 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,762 There's a fucking preteen in there. 397 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,013 - She's crying, I'm out. 398 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,139 - She's crying? 399 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,599 Fuck. 400 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,518 - Yeah, I'm taking Mom to the eye doctor. 401 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,937 Do the right thing, Julio, you're a fucking dad now. 402 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,775 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 403 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:00,776 [sighs] 404 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,570 - Ana, can I get my 20 bucks back? 405 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,780 ANA: Shut up, stupid. 406 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:06,740 [Aurora sobbing] 407 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,117 [sniffles] 408 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,370 - [softly] Oh, man. 409 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:15,165 - Hey. You wanna watch TV? 410 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:17,459 - I was lying. 411 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,169 - Fuck! 412 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,382 I-I'm sorry, Aurora, I didn't mean any of it. 413 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,591 I was talking to my mom. 414 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,343 You know how moms are, sometimes they can be bitches. 415 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:28,303 But not your mom. 416 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:30,430 I'm really sorry. Uh-- 417 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,267 Ooh, uh, do you want some water? 418 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,768 - I don't want any water! 419 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,645 - Oh, what about ice cream? 420 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,564 - You think I'm five? 421 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:40,148 - Okay. 422 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,195 Is there anything, anything I can do to make you feel better? 423 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,699 ♪ Attitude by Leikeli47 playing ♪ 424 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,409 - ♪ Brushed my hair, went downstairs ♪ 425 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,327 ♪ Favorite jeans on my rear ♪ 426 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,538 ♪ And I looked up in my mirror ♪ 427 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,456 ♪ And I said, "Who's that there?" ♪ 428 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,292 - Is this your first time getting your makeup done, sweetie? 429 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,251 - Yes. 430 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,044 My mom doesn't let me wear it. 431 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,337 KATIE: So your dad brought you? 432 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,589 That's sweet. 433 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,590 AURORA: He's not my dad. 434 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,425 He only brought me here because he made me cry. 435 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,261 - Not asking any more questions. 436 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:11,096 ♪ 437 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,890 - ♪ I don't sleep, I don't snore ♪ 438 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,766 ♪ Too much money out that door ♪ 439 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,893 ♪ On my way to go to work ♪ 440 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,102 - Julio Lopez? 441 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,189 It's me, Julio. También. 442 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,857 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 443 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,693 - Hi, Julio. - Hey. 444 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,155 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 445 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,073 [sighs] 446 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,576 - This is such a fun coincidence. 447 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,287 - Yeah, it's nice to see you guys. 448 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,039 Congrats on getting married. 449 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,082 - Yeah. - I saw on Instagram. 450 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,042 MAGGIE: Yeah, thanks. 451 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,168 - Best day of my life. 452 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,503 Mwah! 453 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:44,671 [phone ringing] TAMBIÉN: Oh. 454 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,758 Hello? Yes. 455 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,676 Uh, sorry, I gotta take this. 456 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,473 - So you ended up with También? MAGGIE: Yeah, I did. 457 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,227 It's nice having financial security and someone who's willing to commit. 458 00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,102 JULIO: Hmm. 459 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,938 - What about you, still living with your mom? 460 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,481 - Nah, I moved out. 461 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,025 Actually accomplished my dream of opening up my own café. 462 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:06,944 - You wanted to open up a café? 463 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:09,780 - Yeah. You probably forgot all those times I mentioned it to you. 464 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,531 MAGGIE: Hmm. 465 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,407 Why are you in a makeup store? 466 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,034 - I'm actually a father now. 467 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,704 See that little girl over there, Aurora, she's my daughter. 468 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,498 You know, I didn't post about it on Instagram 469 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,500 because I don't need the validation of likes. 470 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,418 Being a father is rewarding enough. 471 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,212 - You mean stepdad? 472 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,005 - Oh, she actually calls me Dad. 473 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,258 Why create boundaries? 474 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,217 - Why don't you introduce me? 475 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,387 - Oh, we're actually raising her not to speak to strangers. 476 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,264 - Ahh, lucky you know me then. 477 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,850 - Lucky me. Oh. 478 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:39,726 - I'm all done. 479 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,646 - Hey, mija, this is my friend Maggie. 480 00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,982 - Hi, sweetie, you look so pretty. 481 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:47,359 Sorry you're stuck with your stepdad today. 482 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,530 - I'm actually having a great time. 483 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,407 Thanks again, Dad. 484 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,245 - Well, what do we have here? 485 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,916 A princess in the makeup section? 486 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,710 What an honor. 487 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,422 Oh, and what's... this? 488 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,173 [gasps] 489 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,426 A shiny quarter for Her Majesty. 490 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,803 Oh, actually I forgot to eat lunch today. 491 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,597 I'm starving. 492 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:17,806 [gasps] Hmm. 493 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,142 [chomping] Mm. Mm. 494 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,144 Oh, oh, oh. Oh! 495 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,230 - I don't want that. 496 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,815 MAGGIE: Alright, let's get outta here. 497 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,234 TAMBIÉN: But, sweets, you haven't gotten your eyeshadow yet. 498 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,444 - They don't have my color, dear. 499 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:34,323 - Uh, what about this one? 500 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,949 - That is mascara. 501 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,367 - You know what? I'll leave you guys to it. 502 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,162 Good luck. Can't wait to see the kids on Instagram. 503 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,872 MAGGIE: Mm. [laughs] - Let's go. 504 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:43,749 TAMBIÉN: See ya. 505 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,169 - She seems weird. And that guy's a dumbass. 506 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,213 - I'll buy you whatever you want in the store. 507 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,757 ♪ 508 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:54,218 [phone buzzing] 509 00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:54,885 Hey. 510 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,428 TERESA [over phone]: A jet fuel spill, what the fuck? 511 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,638 Are you guys okay? 512 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:58,972 - Yeah, we're all good now. 513 00:18:58,972 --> 00:18:59,932 TERESA: I'm so sorry. 514 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:02,226 Where did you guys go instead of soccer practice? 515 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,437 - We... just went to my mom's. 516 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,523 TERESA: Oh, shit, I feel so bad. 517 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,608 - Don't feel bad. It's not a big deal. 518 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,027 TERESA: Okay, well, thank you for handling all this. 519 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,112 I'll be home in 30, I'll meet you guys there. 520 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,155 - Alright, see you then. 521 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,573 Alright. 522 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:19,201 We gotta be home in 30 minutes and you got all that shit on your face. 523 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,996 Damn. Smart. 524 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,039 [knock on door] 525 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,543 - Hey. You have a good day? 526 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,961 AURORA: It was fine. 527 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:30,087 - I'm sorry I couldn't pick you up, mija. 528 00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:31,630 It won't happen again, I promise. 529 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,006 - It's not a big deal, Mom. 530 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,133 TERESA: Okay, well, go wash up for dinner. 531 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,055 Thank you. 532 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:41,974 I guess I owe you now, huh? 533 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,270 Don't be a freak about it though. 534 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,230 - Hey, glad I can help. 535 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,190 - Can Julio stay for dinner? 536 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,317 - Oh, uh-- 537 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,444 - I don't mind. You know, it's not a big deal. 538 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,780 - No, not a big deal. 539 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,447 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 540 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,657 Okay, Aurora, go wash up. 541 00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,369 She's an eavesdropper. [vent air whooshing] 542 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,787 - Oh, believe me, I know. 543 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,456 - See, what the fuck is that? 544 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,583 - What? 545 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,042 - Why does my kid fuckin' like you? 546 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,002 - I don't know. You like me. 547 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,753 Guess I'm just likable like that. 548 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,173 - Aurora doesn't like anyone. 549 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,549 - Must be my fun personality. 550 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,343 - No, that's definitely not it. 551 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,805 Look... this is turning into a big deal. 552 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,308 - Wait, I thought you said it wasn't a big deal. 553 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,309 TERESA: It wasn't, but now it is. 554 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,394 My kid liking you is a big deal. 555 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,189 My kid meeting your mom and asking you to stay for dinner is a big deal. 556 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,107 There's a line we're about to cross. 557 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,319 So, either you stay for dinner and it's a big deal 558 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,737 or you gotta go right now. 559 00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,406 And if you gotta go, that's fine, that's okay, really. 560 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,532 I could tell her something else. 561 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,825 - I'll stay, all good. 562 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,162 - Yeah? - Yeah. 563 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:50,000 - Good. 564 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,585 Because I took a pregnancy test this morning 565 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,753 and I'm pregnant with your child. 566 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,754 - What? 567 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,465 - I'm fucking with you. 568 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,675 I threw myself down some stairs. 569 00:20:58,675 --> 00:20:59,551 - Oh, good. 570 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,888 ♪ peppy music playing ♪ 571 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,933 ♪ 572 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,893 [inaudible conversation] 573 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:12,189 ♪ 574 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,524 [phone rings] 575 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,447 ♪ 576 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,459 - Aiden. Tell him you're sorry. 577 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,336 - I'm sorry. - [laughs] It's alright. 578 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,629 Uh, don't trip. 579 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:36,421 Kids. 580 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,131 - Yeah, kids. [laughs] 581 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,258 Single mom life. 582 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,510 - Yeah, I get that, single dad life here. 583 00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,886 - Single dad, really? - Mm-hmm. 584 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,763 - Must be hard. 585 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,723 - Yeah, but, you know, single moms, 586 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,016 they're the ones who really got it hard. 587 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:49,726 Respect. 588 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,229 - Yeah, that is really nice to hear. 589 00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,313 - It's true. 590 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,191 - Oh. Hi, princess. 591 00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:59,778 Uh, well, I guess I'll see you later, single mom. 592 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,572 - Bye, single dad. 593 00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:06,034 Hey. 594 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,036 Um, sorry, 595 00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:11,999 but, um, would you maybe wanna go out sometime? 596 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,502 - Oh, uh, I'm actually dating someone. 597 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,421 It's great, she doesn't have kids. 598 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:18,755 But, hey, good luck out there. 599 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,508 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 600 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:23,427 Come on. 601 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,178 - Aiden. 602 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:25,429 [inaudible] 603 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:29,224 Hey, go karate kick that guy in the nuts. 604 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:31,768 AIDEN: Fuck, yes. 605 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,270 ♪ Payback by Slayer playing ♪ 606 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,855 [Aidan yells] 607 00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,440 [foot thumps] [man groans] 608 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,608 - Dumbass. 609 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:42,654 ♪ 610 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,958 - ♪ You need to take a closer look at me ♪ 611 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,085 ♪ 'Cause I was born to be the thorn in your side ♪ 612 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,254 ♪ No matter what you think you're gonna see ♪ 613 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:03,008 ♪ You never wanted this barrage of fucking pride ♪ 614 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,593 ♪ 615 00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:07,137 ♪ You don't want none of me ♪ 616 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,806 ♪ 617 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,934 ♪ You've got a fucking catheter in your brain ♪ 618 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,727 ♪ Pissing your common sense away ♪ 619 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,938 ♪ When you draw first blood you can't stop this fight ♪ 620 00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,481 ♪ For my own peace of mind ♪ 621 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:19,358 ♪ I'm going to tear your fucking eyes out ♪ 622 00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:20,442 ♪ Rip your fucking flesh off ♪ 623 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,569 ♪ Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass ♪ 624 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,780 ♪ Fuck you and your progress, watch me fucking regress ♪ 625 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,950 ♪ You were made to take the fall, now you're nothing ♪ 626 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:30,035 ♪ Payback's a bitch, motherfucker ♪ 627 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,037 ♪ You ain't fucking shit! ♪