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Oh.

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Hey, Marlon!

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Yo, Marlon, did you eat
all the cereal?

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Hey, what's up, kid?

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Hm, I poured you a bowl too.

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Here's your spoon.

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Alright, more for me.

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[theme song]

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♪ We're brothers ♪

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♪ We're happy
and we're singin' ♪

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♪ And we're colored ♪

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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪

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(male
'Alright. Cut and print.'

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'Beautiful, guys!
Dynamite. That is..'

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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪

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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪

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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪

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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪

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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪

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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪♪

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[knock on door]

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(John)
'Hey, Shawn, Marlon,
hurry up.'

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- 'I'm hungry!'
- Hang on, pops.

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'Hurry up, I'm so hungry,
Sally
Struthers gave me a dollar.'

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[laughing]

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Alright. Hang on a second.

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Our door's been sticking
for a month now. So--

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(John)
'Come on now.
My stomach is talking to me.'

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- What's it sayin'?
- 'Let's eat.'

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Alright, on three, push.

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- 'Okay.'
- One, two, three!

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Hi, pops.

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Hey, pop, where you get
that outfit?

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You look like
a ghetto fisherman.

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What's up, huggy-bear?

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- How you doin'?
- How you doin'?

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Lookin' all smooth.

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- Yeah.
- Hey.. Where's ma?

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Your mom
ain't gonna make it,
son.

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Seems like her boyfriend
Mr. Lou Rawls

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is havin' another telethon,
and she gonna sit

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right next to the TV
until he reaches his goal.

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- What's he savin' this time?
- How do I know?

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Probably his career.

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Don't worry about that. Just
bring me that broiled
catfish.

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I got the hot sauce and get me
a tall, tall glass of Kool-Aid.

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I'm sorry, pop, but, uh,
our oven's on the blink.

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It's gonna be
a couple more hours or two.

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What kind of madness is this?

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The door's sticking,
the oven's on the blink.

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Have the landlord
fix these things.

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Hey, we tried to call him,
pops,
but he don't call us back.

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What! Your mama and I had
the same problem

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back when we were renting.

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You and mom used to live here?

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Don't mind him, pop.

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He been dryin' his hair
in the microwave again.

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What I'm trying to say,
your mother and I organized

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a tenants' meeting,
and we demanded

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that the landlord
fix everything.

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A tenants' meeting? Ah.
That might work.

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Of course it gonna work. You
gotta demand things in life.

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If you want anything, and I
demand you go get me my dinner!

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Alright, pop, I'm telling you
it ain't ready yet.

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I don't care what you say,
man.
Just bring me the food.

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I'm hungry.
Oh, boy.

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Just get that good old
succulent fish.

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Here you go, pop. I'm
tellin'
you, it ain't ready yet.

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It's about time.

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'Hey! Hey!'

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Hey! I didn't know
y'all boys like
sushi!

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Come on, Mr. Fish,
I'mma eat you tonight,
brother.

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I'm hungry.

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Alright, Mr. Fish.

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Why'd you buy
all this food,
man?

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I told you
I'm tryin' to save
money.

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Oh, calm down, cheapskate.

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Check it out! I got all this
here at the 29 Cents store.

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Looks like Coca Cola..

83
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...but it's really Broca cola.

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Ahh.

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- Good move, slick.
- Thank you.

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Yo, I need that
extra money, man.

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Lisa found out there's no

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such thing as McLobster.

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What?

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Women. Pss.

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Hey, Mother Evans.

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Are you holdin' up well?
How you doin'?

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You didn't have to get here
so soon, you know.

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But when you have
90-year-old legs

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you never know how long
a flight of stairs will
take.

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Of course you'd go faster
when you fall and roll.

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- Are you okay?
- Uh, yeah.

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But I think that fall

99
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knocked my hearin' aid
out of place.

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- Oh. Are you sure?
- Tuesday.

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[knock on door]

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I got it. I got it.
Hey, what's up, Mother Evans?

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Hey.

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What up, homey?

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What's up, White Mike?

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Yo, Marlon, man, thanks
for invitin' me to your
party.

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Yo, Shawn, Mother Evans.
Wassup?

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I see it really
ain't jumpin' off in here
yet.

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♪ Ain't no party
like an East Coast party ♪

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♪ Huh hey ♪

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♪ Ain't no jam
like a old school jam ♪

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♪ Say jam say jam ♪

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♪ Hey huh huh ♪

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Mother Evans, get up, come on.

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♪ Ain't no party like a.. ♪♪

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Hey, hey, hey.
Vanilla Ice, chill.

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This is not a party.
It's a tenants' meetin'.

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[chuckles
]
What?

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- Yeah.
- I'm down for whatever,
Marlon.

120
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Mike, Mike, Mike.
You're not a roughneck.

121
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You're a redneck, okay?
Go mingle.

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Alright, I'mma go
mingle.
Like a pringle!

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Oh, don't get
on
the mic

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'cause I'll kick
you
like a jingle.

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Does that boy know
he ain't black?

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Worse than that,
he thinks he's Muslim.

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Oh!

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[knock on door]

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I got it.

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- Hm-mm.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- How you doin'?

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Fine. My name's Charlene.

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I live right down the hall.

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Hi, I'm Marlon.
You've probably noticed me.

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I stalk you.

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No, you know, I've lived
here
for six months.

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I don't think
I've noticed you at
all.

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I think everybody's here
who said they'd show up.

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Hello, neighbors.

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I'm Chuck, and this is
my pretty wife Tina.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Hello, Chuck and Tina.
How are you?

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Welcome to our neighborhood.

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I'm Shawn. Uh,
you guys have the right
place?

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Uh, yes. We just moved in
three days ago.

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We used to live
in a gated
community

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on Long Island,
with a lot of snobby
people

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and not a lot
of bla-African
Americans.

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- Say, what?
- Shut your mouth!

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That's right.
That's why we moved here.

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We heard that this neighborhood
was going through

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a lot of gentrification.

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Gentrification?

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- Dude, this is Harlem.
- We know.

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The prices are so low.

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Practically givin' it all away.

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[laughing]

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You're, Mother Evans.

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Okay, now, everybody knows

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why we called
this meeting here today.

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We all have repairs that
the landlord has refused to
fix.

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Now, what I think we need to do
is everybody should get a list

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and write down what doesn't
work
inside of our apartments.

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For example,
my oven doesn't work.

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Anybody else?

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Yeah. My oven
doesn't work either.

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Anybody else? Uh, Mother Evans.

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What doesn't work
in your apartment?

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What?

170
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What in your apartment
isn't working?

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Oh, my son.

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Never mind.
We'll come back to you.

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Welcome, blacks and Jews?

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We-we'll come back to you.
Never mind.

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Michael?

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Yo, man, when I turn on
my sunlamp my boom box goes
out.

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- What up with that?
- Charlene?

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The light in my closet's
been out for over a
month.

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What?

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No!

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Damn it.
This is an outrage.

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This is outright..

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...dastardly preposturepedic!

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Yes, it is, and
that landlord has ignored us

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for the very last time,
'cause I have a dream.

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- Yes!
- Yeah!

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That's right, I have a dream.

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♪ That one day I will
live in a buildin' ♪

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♪ Where doors will open ♪

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♪ And the water will flow ♪

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♪ And lights will shine ♪

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- Yeah!
- Amen, brother.

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♪ I said I have a dream ♪

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♪ That I will march down to
that
landlord's fancy penthouse ♪

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♪ And demand that he hear
our grievances ♪

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Right on, brother!

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♪ I said I have a dream ♪

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♪ That all the little
black boys and white girls ♪

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♪ Will be able to have
heat at last ♪

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♪ Heat at last
thank God, almighty ♪

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♪ We'll have heat at last ♪♪

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[cheering]

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Are you guys with me?

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(all)
Yeah!

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- Come on, let's go!
- Yeah!

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[cheering]

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Um..

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We'll let you guys know
how things turn out, okay?

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Marlon, bring your ass!

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Man, this is
one classy exclusive
joint.

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Yeah, I ain't seen
a deluxe apartment like this

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since "The Jeffersons."

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- Yeah.
- Is that real gold?

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Should take the knocker.

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Get out of here!

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Damn Jehovah Witnesses.

217
00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:05,000
Well, I'll beat you to
death
with "The Watchtower."

218
00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,320
No, no, no.
We're not Jehovah witnesses.

219
00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:08,330
We're Shawn
and Marlon Williams

220
00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,330
from your buildin'
on 126th street.

221
00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:13,216
What? I thought that arson
investigation was closed.

222
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No, no, no. 126th street.

223
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- Oh, sorry, man.
- Oh!

224
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You the sons of that
woman
that froze to death?

225
00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:22,346
No, we're-we're tenants
from that buildin'

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on 126th street, and we have
a list some complaints.

227
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Oh, why didn't you say so?

228
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Hurry up, will you?
I'm busy with the
maid.

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- Hey!
- Oh.

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Now, here's..

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Now, here's our list,
and we demand

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that you fix things.

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Uh-huh. Hm-mm-hm.
Oh, look.

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I got a little problem, okay?

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I ain't got no
super
for your
buildin'.

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I had to get rid of the last
guy
because he got hit

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with a sexual harassment suit.

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You know how it is,
you're fixing a
bathtub.

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There's a woman in
it.
Things happen.

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- Happens to me all the time.
- Stop it, man.

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Well, why can't you fix
things yourself?

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I would,
but I'm just too damn
busy.

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Hey, Britta, get
back
on that table.

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- Oh. Ha ha.
- That gold?

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Hey, hey, hey.

246
00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:04,380
Anyway, I've got
this problem. No
super.

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And no matter how hard I try, I
just can't seem to find anybody

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who wants to make some
easy money in his spare
time.

249
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,130
Hey, I like easy money
in my spare time.

250
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,166
- Well, you? I don't know.
You..
- Come on, gee.

251
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,330
Ae-o, me and my brother
could do it together.

252
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,316
- You and your brother can't.
- Why not?

253
00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,330
We don't know nothin' about
bein' no superintendents.

254
00:10:20,366 --> 00:10:22,656
Okay, forget about it then.

255
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,330
If you don't wanna
make
$200 a week

256
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,250
for fixing an
occasional
light bulb, forget
it.

257
00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:29,333
Wait! $200?
You wait right there.

258
00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:31,146
Come here.

259
00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:33,233
Shawn, listen,
this is easy money.

260
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,096
Think about it,
the next time you wanna take

261
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:38,373
Lisa out to dinner, you can
buy her a burger<i>with</i>

262
00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:44,116
And a large fry.

263
00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:45,350
Well, I mean,
I could use the
money.

264
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,223
I mean, just once
I'd like to take
Lisa

265
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,250
for a ride around central park

266
00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:50,163
without the garbage man yelling

267
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,220
"Ae, you two, get off the
back
of my truck."

268
00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,220
You see what I mean?

269
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,320
Come on,
you want the job or not?

270
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,300
Mr. Stone,
we'll take it, brother.

271
00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,203
- Alright. It's a deal.
- Alright.

272
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,373
You are now
the building
supers.

273
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,830
Here.

274
00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:05,496
Here's an advance
on your salary.

275
00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,000
Now, get out of here.

276
00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:10,150
Hey, Britta, watch out. That
chandelier can't support you.

277
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,230
I sure hope we know
what we're doing, man.

278
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,316
Don't worry.
I know what I'm doin'.

279
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,370
Marlon. Don't look
in people's houses like that.

280
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,830
That's an invasion of privacy.

281
00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:23,146
Go on, go press
for the
elevator.

282
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:33,166
Ah! Hey, kid, you screw in
that light bulb?

283
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,150
Yup. I didn't even
have to read the
manual.

284
00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:38,303
Yeah. Did you fix
that leak in the
basement?

285
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,383
Yeah, I patched it up.

286
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,660
It's amazing what a Band-Aid

287
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,230
some gum,
and some string could do.

288
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:46,296
Man, I'll tell you, this is
the easiest money ever made.

289
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,123
It's-it's like one
of 'em
government jobs.

290
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:51,120
No kiddin'. It has been
an easy two weeks.

291
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,350
Uhh.

292
00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:55,503
You know what I'mma do
with my money?

293
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:56,320
Take Lisa out
to Tavern On the
Green.

294
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,300
This time, she gets to eat.

295
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,133
- Get out of town.
- Big spend.

296
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:02,296
- I'm livin' large, baby.
- Yeah, right. You the man.

297
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,003
I got Tammi girl
comin' over in a little while.

298
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:07,380
Check it out.
Put out 50 bucks for this.

299
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,320
- Cologne?
- Not just any cologne.

300
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,330
This is El Desperado..

301
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:15,826
...for the man
who rarely scores.

302
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,296
[knock on door]

303
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,323
Chello-o-o!

304
00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,660
Who is it?

305
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,330
- Hey.
- Ooh.

306
00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:26,126
Marlon, you're much
better-looking in a
suit.

307
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:29,996
No. I'm Shawn, and, uh,
that's Marlon.

308
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,170
Ohh.

309
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,270
Okay.

310
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:36,170
What's up, baby girl?
Look at you.

311
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,200
Baby hair pumpin' like usual.

312
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,273
I love that cologne.

313
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:45,660
- Is that El Desperado?
- But of course.

314
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,330
No well-dressed superintendent
should ever go without it.

315
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,326
Superintendent?

316
00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:52,166
Wow! Do you get to
wear a cape?

317
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,330
Suddenly I feel very gifted.

318
00:12:58,330 --> 00:12:59,330
[telephone rings]

319
00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:02,116
Chello! Williams residence.

320
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,126
Hey, what's up, Chuck?

321
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:08,996
Huh? Oh, man,
broken garbage disposal?

322
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,150
Alright, I'll be down
to fix it in a minute.

323
00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:12,233
Alright. Peace.

324
00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:16,103
- Marlon. Hey!
- Huh?

325
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:18,253
If Lisa calls,
tell her
I'm runnin' late.

326
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:19,353
Bye-bye.

327
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,150
[sighs]

328
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,373
[chuckles]

329
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,380
All alone at last.

330
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,500
How can you be alone
if I'm here?

331
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,380
[laughs]

332
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,130
Exactly.

333
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,126
What up, what
up,
G, my man..

334
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,276
Ow-w.

335
00:13:41,316 --> 00:13:43,826
My bad.

336
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:46,246
I didn't know you had
a honey all up in here.

337
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,333
Uh, White Mike,
what do you want?

338
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,660
Uh, check in, G,
the power keeps going out

339
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,280
in my apartment, and me and
my brother Pookie can't work

340
00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:54,826
on our demo tape.

341
00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:55,346
- Yo, Pookie!
- No, not Pookie.

342
00:13:55,383 --> 00:13:58,223
- No, please, not Pookie.
- Oh, yeah.

343
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,830
[scatting]

344
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:06,830
♪ Yo I shoot to thrill
I dress chilly-chill ♪

345
00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:08,176
♪ All you ladies in the house
just can't sit still ♪

346
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,266
♪ I'm a sex machine
I'm a M16 ♪

347
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,320
♪ I'm a 12-gauge lover
if you know what I mean ♪

348
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,830
♪ Go Pookie ♪
♪ Go Pookie ♪

349
00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:17,826
♪ Go Pookie ♪
♪ Go Pookie ♪

350
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:19,216
♪ Go Pookie ♪
♪ Go Pookie ♪

351
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,270
♪ Go Pookie ♪
♪ Go Pookie ♪

352
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,280
♪ Go Pookie ♪
♪ Go Pookie ♪♪

353
00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:25,216
Stop! Hammer time.

354
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,160
Uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh!

355
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,120
Uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh!

356
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,370
White boy can dance.

357
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,300
Alright, we'll
come back later, man.

358
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,103
I didn't know you was, uh,
knocking boots all--

359
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:45,123
I'm about to knock you
with my boot. Poop! Alright.

360
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:48,380
I'm Audi 5000 with a sunroof,
G.
Word to your mother.

361
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,180
I think I'mma have a word
with your mother.

362
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,266
Hey, hey, White Mike,
gimme five.

363
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,330
On the black hand side.

364
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,230
Ah!

365
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,496
Now where were we?

366
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:04,320
I hope those
light-skinned brothers

367
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:07,150
are the last
of our interruptions.

368
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:11,500
[laughs]

369
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,220
They will be, I promise, okay?

370
00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:20,166
Man, look at me. I didn't know
garbage disposals had a
reverse.

371
00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:24,830
I look like
Barry White's dinner napkin.

372
00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:28,163
And you promised
no more interruptions.

373
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,660
- I'm leaving.
- Wait, no, no, no.

374
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,000
Tammi, don't leave.
Hey, Tammi, Tammi.

375
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,660
I'll wear my cape. Arww!

376
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,370
Tammi!
Tammi, don't
leave.

377
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,170
Aw, damn!

378
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,100
Hey, why is she standing
over by the garbage chute?

379
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:43,153
She thinks it's the elevator.

380
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,196
And I thought you were stupid.

381
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,270
Damn, man!

382
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,000
Marlon, I need
you!
Come quick.

383
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,830
[panting]

384
00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:59,826
All you had to do was ask.

385
00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:02,826
It's Mother Evans! She says
it's a life-or-death
emergency.

386
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:03,146
- Hurry up! Come on.
- Okay.

387
00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:05,663
Alright, great.
We got a situation!

388
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,350
♪ Da da da da da da da ♪

389
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,323
♪ Da da da da da da ♪♪

390
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:15,273
Hurry up, damn it.
I'm missing
"Matlock."

391
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,320
This is
the life-and-death
emergency?

392
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:21,320
That Andy Griffith
is one sexy white boy.

393
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,346
Mother Evans,
this is not an emergency.

394
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:28,283
Don't use that tone with me,
you little pissant.

395
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,223
Now you fix that TV..

396
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:35,250
...or I'll kick you in the
head
with my orthopedic shoes.

397
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,130
Man, what's with her?

398
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,346
Well, if you ain't knocked
boots in 40 years

399
00:16:40,383 --> 00:16:42,223
you'd be a little cranky too.

400
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,130
Alright, let's take a
look
at this right here.

401
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,266
Oh, Marlon, be careful.

402
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,320
I don't know the
meaning
of the word "Careful."

403
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:53,180
And that's why I'm gonna
be
the one doin' it.

404
00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:55,276
Aah!

405
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:01,166
Do you know the meaning of the
word "Electrocution" perhaps?

406
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,370
I do now.

407
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,200
I smell bacon.

408
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,333
Hey, do you guys think
the problem

409
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,370
could be this loose antenna
wire
hanging here?

410
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,320
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, we knew that.

411
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:12,380
We're checking out.

412
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,170
[indistinct chattering]

413
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,370
- We're gonna fix it.
- We'll, uh, work it out.

414
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
- So, uh.
- Yeah.

415
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,660
Thanks for the info.

416
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,380
Alright, let's get out of here.

417
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,300
Alright, you handle
things
up on the roof.

418
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,303
I'mma take care
of business right here.

419
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,503
No, you're not.
You're comin' with me.

420
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,300
Besides, you're
not gonna score anyway.

421
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,283
I wouldn't be too
sure
about that.

422
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:38,273
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!

423
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,500
Don't ever stop!

424
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:43,120
- Those boys are really sweet.
- Mm.

425
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,150
But as supers..

426
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:47,163
...they really suck.

427
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:54,116
Well, there goes
my date with Lisa.

428
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,300
- Easy money.
- Yeah, right.

429
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,383
This is too much damn work.

430
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,180
I should've known we wasn't
gonna get somethin' for
nothin'.

431
00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:04,496
- That landlord played us.
- Yeah.

432
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,200
Now my rep is scarred.

433
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:09,353
What rep?
People expect you to fail.

434
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:11,123
Oh, yeah.

435
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:16,250
Oh, man!
Charlene was right.

436
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:19,203
Mother Evans' wire
isn't connected to a antenna.

437
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,163
Okay, come here.
This is what we gotta do.

438
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,300
- What's up?
- Here.

439
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,353
Now, one of us brave
young brothers

440
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:28,333
has to climb up on the ledge
and tiptoe up, hook in this
wire

441
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:29,220
up to the antenna
without fallin'

442
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,200
five stories
down to his death.

443
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,303
Now, when you're done with
that,
I'll be right over here.

444
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,330
Wait a minute. Wait.
H-how come I gotta do
it?

445
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,246
- Alright, we'll flip a
curn.
- Alright.

446
00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:43,233
Heads I win, tails you lose.

447
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:46,126
Oh, no, no flipping
curns
I don't like that
game.

448
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,126
I always lose.
I get to pick this
time.

449
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,216
- Fine.
- Okay.

450
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,250
I'm thinkin' of a
number,
from one to a million.

451
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:58,273
Six.

452
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:04,326
- Damn!
- Yes.

453
00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:06,316
- You be cheatin'!
- How am I gonna cheat?

454
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:09,000
I don't know,
you got ESPN or
somethin'.

455
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,330
What do I look like, Spiderman?

456
00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:18,226
[honking]

457
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,830
- Mr. Stone!
- You idiot!

458
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:27,366
What are you doin' up here?

459
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,300
The water department
just hauled me out of bed.

460
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,333
The whole basement is flooded.

461
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,180
What moron tried to fix

462
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:35,126
the water main with Band-Aids,
gum and string?

463
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,346
Help me!

464
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,003
Help me, please!

465
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:40,170
Don't you call me no idiot.

466
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,380
You're the idiot, you hired us.

467
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,180
Do you know what you've done?

468
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,096
With all this water damage,
I'll never be able

469
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,253
to burn this building down.

470
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,103
Well, the whole reason
why we're in this mess

471
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,833
is because you refused to fix
the buildin' in the first
place.

472
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:51,376
No, no, the whole
reason
we're in this fix

473
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,830
is because my wife took half.

474
00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:56,316
Half of what, half your money
or half your hair?

475
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,996
Now, look, Mr. Stone,
I gave you every opportunity

476
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,330
to fix this building, but
you
kept connin' me out of it.

477
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,276
- Yo, Shawn!
- Not now.

478
00:20:05,316 --> 00:20:07,226
- No, but, Shawn!
- I'm talkin' right now!

479
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,496
Now look, Mr. Stone, either
you
fix this buildin' or else..

480
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,180
Or else what?

481
00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,346
Or else I'm gonna pick
your puny behind up

482
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,103
and toss you off
the side of the buildin'.

483
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,333
Then you're gonna be
movin' on down.

484
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:19,496
Oh ho-ho. Well, in that case,
you're fired.

485
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,500
And that goes for you
and your nitwit brother.

486
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,660
My brother?
Marlon? Marlon!

487
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:30,180
[Marlon screaming]
'Help!'

488
00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:32,496
- 'Please.'
- Marlon.

489
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,330
Marlon. What are you doin'
down there, man?

490
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:36,120
Give me your hand.
Give me your hand.

491
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,370
- On three, I'mma pull.
- Okay.

492
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,660
Alright. One, two, three.

493
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,280
(Shawn and Marlon)
'Help!'

494
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,120
(Shawn and Marlon)
'Please.'

495
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,170
Hey. You wanna be super?

496
00:20:53,116 --> 00:20:55,326
Thank God those winos
broke our fall.

497
00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:57,126
We could've really
gotten hurt, man.

498
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:00,176
Yeah, man. You notice
none of them even woke up?

499
00:21:00,216 --> 00:21:02,326
Yeah, but that extra change
came in handy.

500
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:05,196
I give you a sound advice
about renters' rights

501
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,303
and you screw up.

502
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,303
Do you know why that man
gave you two that job?

503
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:12,003
- Affirmative action?
- No.

504
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:13,150
'Cause he's trying
to take the easy way
out

505
00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:14,333
just like we did, huh, pop?

506
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:15,346
Good, Marlon.

507
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:16,383
Thank you, papa.

508
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,660
I'm glad you learned
your lesson.

509
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,230
If I had taken
the easy way out

510
00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:23,376
I would still be
a male stripper in Singapore.

511
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,280
Well, it's just a good
thing
we're out of this mess
though.

512
00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:27,296
What's so good about it?

513
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:28,333
You boys still don't have

514
00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:29,376
a building superintendent.

515
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,100
Yes, we do.

516
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,253
I thought White Mike
turned the job down.

517
00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,353
Yeah, he did.

518
00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:35,663
Well, who took the job?

519
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,150
I hate my life.

520
00:21:37,183 --> 00:21:39,373
I should go back
to the dry-cleaning business.

521
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,273
- Amen!
- Amen!

522
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:48,126
He took the job?

523
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,656
- Mm-hm-hmm-hm.
- Mm-hm-hmm-hm.

524
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:58,660
[cheering]

525
00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:27,226
<i>(Shawn)</i>
<i>Look up, Marlon. Say</i>
<i>"Cheese."</i>