1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:05,333 Michael Jordan from the 3-point line. 2 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,200 He shoots the jumper. Oh, he misses! 3 00:00:07,233 --> 00:00:09,203 He's been playing baseball too long. 4 00:00:09,233 --> 00:00:13,503 Okay. Here we go. Reggie "The Albino" Miller. 5 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,270 He shoots. 6 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:16,100 'Yes, he gets it in!' 7 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:18,173 Who says white men can't jump? 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,370 Alright. Here we go. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,660 John Starks, from the inside. 10 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:24,330 Shoots. He chokes again. Oh, man. 11 00:00:24,366 --> 00:00:26,266 [telephone ringing] Dikembe Mutombo 12 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,100 jumps up for a rebound. 13 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:30,353 Oh, he knocks an airplane out of the sky. 14 00:00:32,216 --> 00:00:33,226 Marlon! 15 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,316 [ringing continues] 16 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:36,130 - 'Marlon!' - What's up? 17 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,316 Come watch these fries. 18 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:40,330 'Alright. I got you.' 19 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,320 - Ready, go. - Yeah. Go. 20 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,160 Keep an eye on them. 21 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,496 Ah! 22 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:01,330 [ringing continues] 23 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:03,380 Hello? 24 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,500 Hey, Lisa, what's up, baby girl? 25 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:07,250 How you doin'? 26 00:01:07,283 --> 00:01:10,253 (Shawn) 'I'm chillin'. Just makin' some fries.' 27 00:01:10,283 --> 00:01:12,833 What's up? 28 00:01:12,116 --> 00:01:13,376 Are you comin' over today? 29 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,250 Oh, really? You gonna wear somethin' sexy? 30 00:01:17,283 --> 00:01:21,333 Uh-huh. What you gonna wear? 31 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:23,500 'Ooh.' 32 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:24,250 That sounds good to me. 33 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:26,233 Stop. Don't talk like that, girl. 34 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:28,296 Don't make me all hot over the phone. 35 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,333 [fire crackling] 36 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:32,656 Whoo! Yeah, I'm hot. 37 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,000 Are you hot? I'm hot. 38 00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:37,330 Hey, Marlon, are you hot? 39 00:01:38,216 --> 00:01:41,656 Marlon, you're burning the French fries. 40 00:01:42,316 --> 00:01:44,996 This boy cannot cook. 41 00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:47,830 Okay, I gotta go. Marlon's on fire again. 42 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,280 [theme music] 43 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:53,226 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 44 00:01:53,266 --> 00:01:57,826 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' and we're colored ♪ 45 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,250 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 46 00:02:00,283 --> 00:02:02,003 (male 'Alright. Cut and print.' 47 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,250 'Beautiful, guys! Dynamite. That is--' 48 00:02:04,283 --> 00:02:07,173 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 49 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,350 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 50 00:02:09,383 --> 00:02:12,103 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 51 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,223 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 52 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:17,000 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 53 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:19,000 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 54 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:21,300 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 55 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,323 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 56 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:25,170 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 57 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,146 [instrumental music] 58 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,326 [grunts] 59 00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:38,166 Here you go, Burl. 60 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,250 Six diet plates. 61 00:02:40,283 --> 00:02:42,223 Thanks, Marlon. 62 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,160 You know, I've been doin' so good lately 63 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,250 I think I deserve to celebrate. 64 00:02:45,283 --> 00:02:47,163 Ha, watch yourself 'cause I think 65 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,330 uh, celebrating got you there. 66 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:51,230 [laughs] 67 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:52,366 - What's up, kid? - What's up, baby boy? 68 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,100 - Chillin', man. - Where's Pop? 69 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,233 Isn't he supposed to be closing the diner today? 70 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:57,126 Yeah, he went to pick up Uncle Leon. 71 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:59,196 They're going somewhere where the wine flows free 72 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:03,163 the women are easy, and they gamble all night long. 73 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,130 Bingo Night at Church? 74 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:06,996 Atlantic City, Shawn. 75 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:08,830 Here they come. 76 00:03:08,116 --> 00:03:10,126 And where did they get those shirts? 77 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:12,276 It looks like Easter in Puerto Rico. 78 00:03:13,283 --> 00:03:15,133 Hey, yo, Shawn, Marlon. 79 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:17,176 - How you doing? - What's happening? 80 00:03:17,216 --> 00:03:18,366 - Alright. - What's up? 81 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,230 Alright, alright, I'm good. 82 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:21,376 What's up, uncle? 83 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,270 - How you doing, Pop? - I'm good. 84 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:26,100 Whoo! How's my favorite Uncle Leon doing? 85 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:27,253 - How am I doin'? - Yeah. 86 00:03:27,283 --> 00:03:30,123 Hey, I got a metal plate in my head 87 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,500 I got a plastic hip 88 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:34,220 and I got three pins in my knee. 89 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,300 And you know what? 90 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,183 I can still do an hour with your Aunt Louise. 91 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:40,196 [laughing] 92 00:03:41,316 --> 00:03:44,116 Alright, come on, everybody. It's closing time. 93 00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:46,120 Hurry up and eat, big fella. You're cuttin' into my vacation. 94 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,320 I'm hurryin'. I'm hurryin'. 95 00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:49,320 Well, we're off to Atlantic City 96 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:53,000 home of salt water taffy and economic chaos. 97 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:55,380 Hey, Pop, listen, I know I ask you this every year 98 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,320 and every year you tell me, "Hell, no, boy." 99 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:00,200 but I'm gonna ask you again this year. 100 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:02,173 Please, instead of closing the diner 101 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,250 keep it open and let me run it. 102 00:04:03,283 --> 00:04:05,123 Please, Pop, please! 103 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:06,230 Hell, no, boy. 104 00:04:06,266 --> 00:04:08,276 Well, at least this time he gave it some thought. 105 00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:10,096 Come on, Pop, please. 106 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:11,333 It's the perfect opportunity to teach Marlon 107 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:12,366 some responsibility. 108 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,130 And besides, with the diner closed 109 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,346 where's old Esther gonna hang out? 110 00:04:15,383 --> 00:04:17,223 Same as every year, Grand Central Station 111 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:20,270 with her imaginary friends. 112 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,330 I don't know, son, I've worked so hard to build 113 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:23,150 this business and make it a success. 114 00:04:23,183 --> 00:04:24,283 See, I do things a certain way. 115 00:04:24,316 --> 00:04:26,266 That's why the diner is so special. 116 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,000 Johnny boy, take a chance, man. 117 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:30,000 You know what? 118 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,280 You're so anal that if you sat down 119 00:04:32,316 --> 00:04:34,316 you'd suck up the furniture. 120 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:38,280 - Just hush up, Leon. - Come on, Pops. 121 00:04:38,316 --> 00:04:40,996 You always tell me I'm your favorite son. 122 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:42,300 Hey! 123 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:45,130 Hey, Pop, look 124 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:47,316 I promise, I'll keep an eye on everything. 125 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:50,230 Well, I do hate to shut down and lose all that money. 126 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:52,326 - Please, Pop. Please, please-- - 'Okay. Okay.' 127 00:04:52,366 --> 00:04:54,146 - You got it, you got it. - Thank you. 128 00:04:54,183 --> 00:04:56,133 Shut up before I whup you like a loosened horse. 129 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,176 Thank you, Pop. Thank you, thank you. 130 00:04:58,216 --> 00:05:00,096 Leon, let's go. 131 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,333 Atlantic City, here we come. 132 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:04,120 I get to drive. 133 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:06,280 You get everything, man, you get the nice car 134 00:05:06,316 --> 00:05:08,116 you get the wife with both eyes 135 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,380 and you get a prostate that's not as big as your head. 136 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,380 - Congratulations, kid. - Thank you. 137 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,180 The diner's all yours. 138 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:17,326 And you didn't even have to wait for Pops to die or anything. 139 00:05:17,366 --> 00:05:20,656 Shh. That was plan B. 140 00:05:22,350 --> 00:05:24,330 [hip hop music] 141 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,230 Whoo. 142 00:05:29,116 --> 00:05:31,116 - What's up, kid? - 'What's happening?' 143 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:34,170 How's your first two days at work? Good? 144 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,180 Were they good? 145 00:05:38,133 --> 00:05:40,133 Does a homeless man stink? 146 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:43,296 - I take that as a yes. - Uh, yeah. 147 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:46,163 - What are you wearing? - Oh, nothin'. 148 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,100 What do you mean nothin'? That's my old tuxedo. 149 00:05:49,133 --> 00:05:51,173 No wonder why it's so tight in the crotch. 150 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,170 No, really, why you wearin' it? 151 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,330 Oh, well, I just wanted to bring a little 152 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:00,200 class to the diner. 153 00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:03,303 Look, kid, I know you trying to impress Pops and all 154 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:05,223 but I think you're getting a little carried away. 155 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,270 Ain't nobody getting no carried away. 156 00:06:08,316 --> 00:06:10,316 Shawn, have you seen my top hat? 157 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,103 Here you go. 158 00:06:19,183 --> 00:06:20,233 How do I look? 159 00:06:20,266 --> 00:06:22,296 You look like the black in the hat. 160 00:06:25,283 --> 00:06:27,123 You know what, I'm startin' to get nervous, man. 161 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,500 I'mma come down there and check things out. 162 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:30,330 Come on, man. You sound like Pop. 163 00:06:30,366 --> 00:06:32,996 [imitating Pops] You take that back. 164 00:06:34,283 --> 00:06:36,003 Come on, man, for real, y'all treat me 165 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,120 like, I'm seven years old. 166 00:06:37,150 --> 00:06:38,370 We do not treat you like you're seven years old. 167 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,660 - Do too. - Do not. 168 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,380 - Do too. Do too.. - Do not. Do not.. 169 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,830 - Infinity. - No, no, uh, no pay tax. 170 00:06:43,116 --> 00:06:44,246 No pay-pay tax. 171 00:06:44,283 --> 00:06:45,383 Come on, man, for real. 172 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,150 How you expect me to make somethin' of myself 173 00:06:47,183 --> 00:06:49,153 and you don't even believe in me? 174 00:06:49,183 --> 00:06:51,223 Alright, you're right, kid. You're right. 175 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:53,180 You know why I always mess up, Shawn? 176 00:06:53,216 --> 00:06:55,116 'Cause you and Pop just sittin' around 177 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:56,320 waitin' for me to mess up. 178 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:59,000 It's self-fulfilling prophecy. 179 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,120 What? 180 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,100 I saw it on an episode of "Different Strokes". 181 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:04,663 See. 182 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,350 Willis was hangin' around with some drug dealers. 183 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,223 And he told Arnold, Arnold said.. 184 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,230 [as Arnold] "What you talking about, Willie?" 185 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:12,266 - And look at Willis now-- - Alright, shut up. Fine. 186 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,270 Alright. You know what? You're right. 187 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,220 I'mma let you do what you gotta do, okay? 188 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,660 - Thank you. Thank you. - Handle your business. 189 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,380 Now, get outta here so I can take a nap. 190 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,000 Alright. 191 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:24,320 Thank you for believin' in me. 192 00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:27,150 'Cause you know, if you can't trust your brother 193 00:07:27,183 --> 00:07:29,153 who in the world can you trust? 194 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,330 (Shawn) You know what, you're right, kid, I mean 195 00:07:32,366 --> 00:07:35,996 I ain't gonna worry about it. It ain't my money. 196 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,270 You know? 197 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,150 If Pop ain't worried, I ain't worried. 198 00:07:39,183 --> 00:07:41,663 Mm-hmm. 199 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:44,166 Now, put my damn money back. 200 00:07:52,116 --> 00:07:53,366 All of it. 201 00:07:54,316 --> 00:07:56,296 [instrumental music] 202 00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:03,326 - Yeah. - I'm worried, Leon. 203 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:04,150 I think it was a mistake leaving Marlon 204 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,283 in charge of my establishment. 205 00:08:05,316 --> 00:08:09,156 Will you stop worrying, man? We are on a roll. 206 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,180 You see, I told you that my little lizard foot 207 00:08:11,216 --> 00:08:14,196 would bring us good luck. 208 00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:15,373 Well, if that's true, where has it been 209 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,280 for the last 40 years of your life? 210 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:21,166 Huh? Number ten? 211 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,230 A hundred on number ten. 212 00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:26,326 Oh, you half a moron. That lizard foot ain't gonna work. 213 00:08:26,366 --> 00:08:28,216 - Ten! - Whoa! 214 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,300 Oh, yes, it does. 215 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,333 Hey, I'm more than half a moron now. 216 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:33,130 - Aren't I? - Yes, you are. 217 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,276 You're twice that and then some. 218 00:08:35,316 --> 00:08:37,296 ♪ Ya-di-ti ya-di-ti ♪♪ 219 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:39,203 Look over there. 220 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,223 [Hip Hop music] 221 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:54,123 Sorry, brother, but, uh, you can't come in here 222 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:56,830 without a reservation. 223 00:08:56,116 --> 00:08:58,116 [laughs] Marlon, it's me Burl. 224 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:00,330 And what do I need a reservation for? 225 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:02,230 Well, Burl, that's just our new policy here at the Pops. 226 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:04,496 We're under new management. 227 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,300 I'm sorry, maybe next time you put on a tie 228 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:09,253 and we'll be more than happy to grease the doors 229 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,163 and squeeze you in. 230 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,180 But for right now, you're blocking 231 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:14,216 the real customers, Burl. 232 00:09:15,383 --> 00:09:17,163 You've changed. 233 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,270 Yeah. And, uh, you haven't. 234 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,370 Thank you, Burl. 235 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,130 - What are you doing? - Are you crazy? 236 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,376 I'm not crazy. You're crazy. 237 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,300 Look, guys, don't worry, I'mma-I'mma have 238 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,383 this place packed with all kind of high rollers. 239 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,320 They don't wanna eat with no lowlifes. 240 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:34,100 You'll see, I'll make my papa proud of me. 241 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:37,103 [scoffing] How? You chased all the customers away. 242 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:40,103 You're drunk with power. You're ruining everything. 243 00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:41,323 Yeah, what's the matter with you? 244 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,250 You work us twice as hard 245 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,133 you pay us half as much 246 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,276 and those pants don't even fit you in the crotch. 247 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,103 What is this, some kind of a mutiny? 248 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,183 What, you guys don't believe in me? 249 00:09:54,216 --> 00:09:55,266 (together) No. 250 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:56,350 Alright. That's it. 251 00:09:56,383 --> 00:09:59,163 You, and one more word out of you 252 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,120 Mister...Chef Boyar Bruce Lee.. 253 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:04,120 One more word out of you, and you're both fired. 254 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:05,300 - Alright. - Okay. 255 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,273 Okay, that's it. You're fired. Come on, let's go. 256 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,130 [speaks Spanish] 257 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:11,326 Yeah,estupido? I'll show you,amigos. 258 00:10:11,366 --> 00:10:14,366 I'll show all of you. I'll show Pops too. 259 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,330 Shoot. 260 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,660 Believe in me. 261 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,100 Shoot. 262 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,300 Hey, God. 263 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,833 Um.. 264 00:10:29,116 --> 00:10:32,826 ...just let me be right just this one time, please. 265 00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:33,226 [instrumental music] 266 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,366 Please. 267 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,370 Amen. 268 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,230 [jazz music] 269 00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:50,223 [whistling] 270 00:11:10,116 --> 00:11:12,226 Darryl, Kevin, pick it up. 271 00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,116 [no audio] 272 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,373 Darryl, Kevin, pick it up. 273 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,120 Knuckleheads. Shoot. 274 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,000 - Here you go, sir. - Thank you. 275 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,170 And, uh, waiter, could I get a glass of water, please? 276 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,200 Oh, sure. Hey, uh, Darryl! 277 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,333 Could you get this man some water, please? Thank you. 278 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,200 [coughing] Oh, sure. 279 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,500 Oh, thank you. 280 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:43,300 Waiter, um, I ordered 281 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,373 this burger medium and.. 282 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,380 Well, does that look medium to you? 283 00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:53,103 Yeah. Tastes medium to me. 284 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,163 Hey, Kevin. 285 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,500 That burger look medium to you? 286 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:01,663 Let me check this here. 287 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,250 - Yeah, tastes medium to me. - Yeah. 288 00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,253 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, it's medium. 289 00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:05,383 (Darryl) 'Yeah.' 290 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,180 - I'm not payin' for this. - What? 291 00:12:08,216 --> 00:12:09,226 Oh, that's-that's what I want you to say. 292 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,246 Calm down. Calm down.. 293 00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:12,373 Chill. Chill. Chill. 294 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,330 - Chill. Chill. Chill. - Calm down. 295 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:16,170 - You alright, D? - You alright? 296 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,160 - You alright, man? - Well, you know? 297 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,280 - Alright, man, cool down. Yeah. - It's cool, man. It's cool.. 298 00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:21,656 Hey, uh, what seems to be the problem here? 299 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,300 I'm the owner of this fine establishment. 300 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,223 The money said that this burger ain't medium. 301 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,230 Let me see that. 302 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,196 - It tastes medium to me. - That's what I'm talking about. 303 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,663 With a little ketchup. 304 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,270 Give me some of that. 305 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,280 Now, you need anything else, I'll be right there. 306 00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:41,096 Right. Now, ahem, including my tip, that'll be 15.25. 307 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,373 Please make it exact change. 308 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,330 I don't know how to work the cash register. 309 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:50,003 What are you guys, a bunch of idiots? 310 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,330 And what kinda restaurant are you running here? 311 00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:54,246 What kinda restaurant? The kind that doesn't have to serve you. 312 00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:55,353 Now, get up and get on outta here. 313 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,273 - You don't like our food? - Hey! 314 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,300 - Hey! - Yo, chill, D. Chill.. 315 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,203 Get on out of here. Shoo! 316 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,103 Some people just ain't got no manners, man. 317 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,173 'So rude. You can't talk to my boys like that.' 318 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:09,133 Oh, chill, chill, chill. Something's burning. 319 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,166 What? 320 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,230 Well, it could be my meat loaf 321 00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:12,266 since I've been waiting for it 322 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,170 for an hour and a half! 323 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,660 I thought it was this perm. Damn! 324 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,226 Marlon, what the hell's goin' on here? 325 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:24,346 Huh? 326 00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,383 It's lunchtime, and there's no customers. 327 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,220 I guess they're out to lunch. 328 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,160 Where are Benny and Lupe? 329 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,350 Uh, things didn't work out with them too good 330 00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:33,203 so I had to fire 'em. 331 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:36,103 I can't believe this, you idiot. You ruined Pop's business. 332 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:38,133 I didn't ruin it. It was Kevin and Darryl. 333 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,366 Kevin and Darryl? What are they doin' here? 334 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,220 - They work here. - Not anymore. You're fired. 335 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,350 - Oh, it's like that? - Yeah. 336 00:13:44,383 --> 00:13:46,833 Oh, you's a sell-out! 337 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,146 Well, call me Clarence Thomas. 338 00:13:47,183 --> 00:13:48,253 - Yeah. - Okay? 339 00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:50,153 You too. Yeah, you too. 340 00:13:50,183 --> 00:13:52,233 I got this job, and I bought a Benz. 341 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,116 Well, you should have "Benz" a better employee. 342 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,170 Now, get the hell outta here. 343 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,303 Man, Shawn, I messed up. 344 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,833 I ruined Pop's business. He's gonna kill me. 345 00:14:03,116 --> 00:14:05,376 I know what I'll do. I'll burn the place down. 346 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,230 Look, man, stop it, okay? 347 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,496 - I'll get insurance. - Stop it. Okay? 348 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,000 You've done enough bad things for today. 349 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,120 Now, all we need to is hire Benny and Lupe back 350 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,280 clean this mess up, and maybe go apologize 351 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:17,366 to some of the customers. 352 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,830 Then when Pops come back tomorrow night 353 00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:20,166 he won't notice. 354 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,380 We've got to do a whole lot more than that. 355 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,180 I spent $500 of Pop's emergency petty cash 356 00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:27,096 tryin' to fix this place up. 357 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,303 Great. Great. Great. 358 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,383 Now, how the hell are we gonna find 359 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,000 five hundred dollars by tomorrow night? 360 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,270 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 361 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,320 What are you thinkin'? 362 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,000 Nothing. 363 00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,656 Just forget it, okay? Leave it up to me. 364 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,150 I'll think of something as usual. 365 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,183 [instrumental music] 366 00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:51,183 [indistinct chatter] 367 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,230 [cheering] 368 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,276 Now, come on, Leon. Let's quit while we're ahead. 369 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,116 Let's go lie under the boardwalk and hope Sharon Stone walks by. 370 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,250 Man, are you crazy? 371 00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:07,283 I can't quit until my lizard foot tells me to quit. 372 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:10,656 But we're $14,000 ahead. 373 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,380 We quit now, this trip is free, we go home with pockets full. 374 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,200 Now, you see, that's the problem with you, man. 375 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,283 You never wanna take a chance, Johnny boy. 376 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,176 You're afraid to take a chance on it, son. 377 00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:21,096 And you're afraid to take a chance on me. 378 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,333 I take a chance every time I walk out in public with you. 379 00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,276 - Now let's cash in those chips. - Well, wait-wait, shh. 380 00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:27,326 My li'l lizard's foot is talkin' to me, man. 381 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:30,656 Huh? Bet it? 382 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,170 Bet it all? 383 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,330 I'll live like a king, huh? 384 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,130 - Hey! - Oh, man! 385 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,196 Hey, give me those here. 386 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,223 - Leon, wait. - Give me those. 387 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,000 Give me those here, man. 388 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,830 Today, I'm leavin' here, a winner. 389 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,326 Leon! Wait, Leon. Wait a minute. 390 00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,216 ♪ Just once I want a little light ♪ 391 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,200 ♪ To shine on me ♪ 392 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,003 Leon, let's talk about this. We gotta talk.. 393 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,500 ♪ Come on baby ♪ 394 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,200 ♪ Leon needs a new pair of shoes ♪ 395 00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:01,333 - Flips. A loser! - Oh, no, Leon! 396 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,230 It's all gone! 397 00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,316 All gone! 398 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,350 Oh, why? 399 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:09,003 Why did my little lizard foot let me down? 400 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,280 Leon, this ain't no lizard foot. This is a beef jerky. 401 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:15,370 No, no, no. I had my beef jerky in my left hand 402 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,320 and my lizard's foot in my.. 403 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,230 Oh, no. 404 00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:22,326 I ate my lizard foot. 405 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,276 We're ruined, man. We're ruined. 406 00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:27,656 No, we ain't ruined, you better turn around 407 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,180 let me burp that sucker up. Come here. 408 00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,296 Come on, Leon. Burp it up. Burp that lizard foot. 409 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,183 Get that lizard. Come on, lizard. 410 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:35,146 That's the beef jerky. I don't want that beef jerky. 411 00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,353 I want the lizard foot. Come on. 412 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:41,316 [instrumental music] 413 00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,276 - Go, Burl. Eat the sandwich. - Go Burl, Go Burl. 414 00:16:46,316 --> 00:16:50,166 Eat the sandwich. Go, Burl. Go, Burl. 415 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,280 Yo, kid.. 416 00:16:51,316 --> 00:16:53,326 ...turnin' this place into a nightclub 417 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:54,350 was the best idea you ever had. 418 00:16:54,383 --> 00:16:57,333 Look what I got. The Poppa Cabana. 419 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,350 Man, I couldn't believe I didn't think of this earlier. 420 00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:01,183 Look, even Benny's gettin' paid. 421 00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,296 Kamikaze's. Three dollars a shot. 422 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:07,333 Ha! Yo, look, even Old Esther's makin' some money. 423 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,100 [people cheering] 'Damn, go, Esther!' 424 00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:14,496 Who knew she used to be a stripper on a chuck wagon. 425 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,230 Yo, kid, look at this. 426 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,276 Crowd is happy, we're makin' money 427 00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,496 and the best part about it 428 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:23,500 Pops don't know anything about it. 429 00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,160 ♪ We got a nightclub ♪ ♪ We made a nightclub ♪ 430 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,830 ♪ We got a night club ♪ 431 00:17:27,116 --> 00:17:29,496 ♪ We're gonna make some money ♪ 432 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,330 ♪ We're gonna make some money ♪ 433 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,330 ♪ Pops'll never find out Pops'll never.. ♪ 434 00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:36,376 Hey! What the hell's goin' on around here? 435 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,380 ♪ He's gonna kill us ♪ 436 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,320 ♪ He's gonna kill us ♪♪ 437 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,170 Hey, Pops. What are you doin' back so soon? 438 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,830 I thought you wasn't comin' back till tomorrow night. 439 00:17:45,116 --> 00:17:47,116 Well, never mind that. What the hell's goin' on? 440 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,300 Get down from that, Esther. This ain't no chuck wagon. 441 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,130 Turn that music off! 442 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:54,826 This thing's over. Everybody, come on. Get outta here. 443 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,216 Come on. Move on outta here. Let's go. 444 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,380 Let's go. Hurry up. 445 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,120 - Ooh, you boys! - Come on, man, get outta here. 446 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,180 You boys are in big trouble now! 447 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,316 Hey, Pops. This was all Shawn's idea. 448 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,330 - All him. - Pops, I had to do it, man. 449 00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,126 It was the only way. Marlon drove 450 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,226 all of your customers away and lost all your money. 451 00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:13,326 This was the only way I can make the money back. 452 00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,216 And this is how you're gonna get 'em back? 453 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,330 By gettin' me arrested? 454 00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,246 By violating the fire code? 455 00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:21,233 By havin' me fined for not havin' a liquor license? 456 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,656 Not to mention, havin' me shut down by the Board of Health 457 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,170 because Esther's up there dancin' like a free out hooker. 458 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,663 Damn, Pop, you put it like that you make it 459 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,200 sound like a bad idea. 460 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,133 Look at all the money we made. 461 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,126 - What money? - This money. 462 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,660 Paper! 463 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,100 You made all this money tonight? 464 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,003 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 465 00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,220 Boys! 466 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,000 We are a family again! 467 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,200 A family with $3000. 468 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,223 [gasping] 469 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,230 (together) Three thousand dollars? 470 00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:51,166 (together) Three thousand dollars. 471 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,350 Three thousand dollars. 472 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:55,123 And our wives are not expectin' us till tomorrow night. 473 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,130 Yeah. And are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 474 00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,303 What are you thinkin'? 475 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:04,660 Nothin'. 476 00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:06,173 Well.. 477 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,170 ...I got an idea. 478 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,280 ♪ Ya-ti-di ♪♪ 479 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:13,380 [crowd cheering] 480 00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,333 Alright, alright, alright.. 481 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,180 Five in a row. 482 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:19,326 Give it a little blow, baby girl. 483 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,280 (John) 'Five in a row!' 484 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,150 [laughing] 485 00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:25,133 Maybe you should blow. 486 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,496 (John) 'Come on, Marlon. Five in a row, brother.' 487 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,000 'Five in a row, son.' 488 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,500 Five in a row! 489 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,150 Seven! A winner! 490 00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:37,133 - That's my boy right there. - The boy is hot. 491 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,276 The boy is hot. Alright, alright. 492 00:19:38,316 --> 00:19:40,656 - 'Six in a row!' - Here we go. What? 493 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,130 They're talkin' to me. They're talkin' to me. 494 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,326 What'd they say? What'd they say? 495 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,370 [indistinct mumbling] Ma ma say ma ma sa.. 496 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,380 - Ah-ha, alright. - 'Six in a row!' 497 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,000 [cheering] 498 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,350 [cheering] 499 00:19:57,383 --> 00:19:58,373 That's my boy. 500 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,300 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 501 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,373 I want y'all to bet it all. 502 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,100 - Bet, baby.. - Whoo! 503 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:06,663 Hey, you bet that weave, put all your money now. 504 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,170 Bet it all. 505 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,660 Brother, I'mma win you some ham. 506 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,300 I'mma win my brother some ham. 507 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,303 Yo, I'm puttin' my shoe and my watch on. 508 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,103 Alright, put your shoe on that. 509 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,183 - Alright. - Come on, now. 510 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,656 Papa gonna take these home, baby. 511 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,180 - You ready? - Come on. 512 00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:21,496 You ready? 513 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,330 [indistinct chanting] 514 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,180 Ho-ya! 515 00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:26,146 Craps! A loser! 516 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,253 [crowd booing] 517 00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:29,183 Hey! Hey! 518 00:20:30,116 --> 00:20:31,826 Hey, hey, yo! 519 00:20:31,116 --> 00:20:32,096 [indistinct clamoring] 520 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,323 Break it off, break it off. 521 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,830 Break it off. Break it off. 522 00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:36,216 [clamoring continues] 523 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,180 - Break it off. - Hey, get off my brother. 524 00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:39,316 Get off my bother. 525 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:42,500 - Back off, Lou Rawls. - Get away from him. 526 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:43,220 Thank you, officer. 527 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,830 - You alright, Marlon? - You alright, now? 528 00:20:45,116 --> 00:20:47,096 - Yeah, I'm cool, yeah. - Good. 529 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,183 [clamoring] 530 00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:51,326 I'll beat you like Rodney King! 531 00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:52,170 (Marlon) 'Please!' 532 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,330 Please! 533 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,320 Please! 534 00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:03,253 Please! 535 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,130 Help me, please! 536 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:14,216 Go, Esther. Go, Esther. Go, Esther. 537 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,300 [Esther grunts] 538 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,383 (together) Breathe, Esther. Breathe, Esther. 539 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,220 Breathe, Esther. Breathe, Esther. 540 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,180 Somebody give a mouth to mouth resuscitation. 541 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,270 (together) Bye, Esther. Bye, Esther. 542 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,380 Bye, Esther, Bye, Esther! 543 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,300 (Shawn) 'Look up, Marlon, say cheese!' 544 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,323 [theme music]