1 00:00:46,441 --> 00:00:50,701 --Our five-day forecast. Next up, the tree girl from Elkerton. 2 00:00:50,901 --> 00:00:53,021 After living in a tree for a year,... 3 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,961 ...Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes comes down. 4 00:00:56,221 --> 00:00:59,761 Unlike Julia Hill, Holmes' forest was leveled... 5 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:03,121 though she saved a giant redwood tree. 6 00:01:03,641 --> 00:01:04,801 How are you? 7 00:01:05,081 --> 00:01:09,721 I wanna thank everyone who sent food and letters of support. 8 00:01:09,981 --> 00:01:14,041 And the mentally handicapped child who sent me these poems. 9 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:16,361 She read my poems. 10 00:01:17,361 --> 00:01:18,261 Thank you. 11 00:01:51,401 --> 00:01:53,041 Dimples! 12 00:01:53,501 --> 00:01:55,621 Come on in the house! 13 00:01:58,581 --> 00:02:01,861 Morning, Mrs. De La Rosa. Dimples got out again. 14 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:03,361 I let him out. 15 00:02:05,261 --> 00:02:07,001 You have a good day now. 16 00:02:09,521 --> 00:02:11,821 I am a warrior. 17 00:02:13,521 --> 00:02:14,681 I am a warrior. 18 00:02:14,941 --> 00:02:15,961 On your left! 19 00:02:19,241 --> 00:02:20,601 Well, boys and girls... 20 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:24,521 ...this is the most important room in the station. 21 00:02:24,521 --> 00:02:26,461 The police evidence room. 22 00:02:26,461 --> 00:02:28,881 - It's where I work. - Are you a policeman? 23 00:02:29,581 --> 00:02:33,121 Evidence file clerks work closely with real policemen. 24 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,821 So you're not a real policeman. 25 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:41,041 As soon as I pass the obstacle course, I'll be a real policeman. 26 00:02:41,321 --> 00:02:42,961 Yeah, okay, pal. 27 00:02:45,661 --> 00:02:47,681 Evidence is arranged by case number. 28 00:02:47,861 --> 00:02:50,401 We're almost as tall as you. 29 00:02:51,101 --> 00:02:52,741 This field trip sucks. 30 00:02:53,681 --> 00:02:56,241 I might have candy somewhere. 31 00:02:57,461 --> 00:03:01,021 - Look, everyone. Marijuana. - You're not allowed to touch that. 32 00:03:01,401 --> 00:03:02,461 That's police evidence. 33 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:05,861 Are you going to arrest us? You're not a real cop. 34 00:03:06,101 --> 00:03:08,381 Guys, that's really .... 35 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,241 I got him! 36 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,501 Mange! 37 00:03:17,741 --> 00:03:20,101 What is going on in here? 38 00:03:22,761 --> 00:03:23,961 Let me see that. 39 00:03:24,761 --> 00:03:25,821 Thanks, sarge. 40 00:03:28,521 --> 00:03:30,861 Right there. You're missing an "R." 41 00:03:31,741 --> 00:03:32,941 Outstanding. 42 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:35,601 Now... 43 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:39,741 ...who wants a ride with a real police officer? 44 00:03:43,461 --> 00:03:46,121 - Marvin, what happened to you? - Kids. 45 00:03:46,381 --> 00:03:49,121 How did kids embarrass you like that? 46 00:03:55,161 --> 00:03:57,501 I'm gonna do it this time, Dad. 47 00:03:57,881 --> 00:04:00,301 I'll be a real policeman, like you were. 48 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,741 I'll make you so proud of me. 49 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:05,661 I'm not gonna be a loser anymore. 50 00:04:08,761 --> 00:04:10,041 Give me that! 51 00:04:14,941 --> 00:04:17,421 - Stretch it! - It won't go any further. 52 00:04:17,601 --> 00:04:19,941 Back up. Let me try. Come on, Marvin! 53 00:04:23,161 --> 00:04:26,421 Maybe this year you won't pee your pants. 54 00:04:26,981 --> 00:04:28,141 Good one, sarge. 55 00:04:28,381 --> 00:04:30,601 Don't worry. Nobody else remembers. 56 00:04:37,381 --> 00:04:38,321 Listen up. 57 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:41,141 You have four minutes to complete... 58 00:04:41,321 --> 00:04:44,661 ...the endurance portion of your examination. 59 00:04:44,841 --> 00:04:48,321 I have personally designed this course... 60 00:04:48,561 --> 00:04:52,881 ...to simulate actual conditions one might encounter... 61 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,541 ...in the field. 62 00:04:54,721 --> 00:04:56,001 Good luck. 63 00:05:01,841 --> 00:05:05,761 Take a good look at that ass. You'll follow it all day. 64 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:10,701 Ready! Set! 65 00:05:11,601 --> 00:05:14,441 Go, Marvin, go! Go, Marvin, go! 66 00:05:14,601 --> 00:05:16,041 Go, go, Marvin! You go! 67 00:05:16,261 --> 00:05:17,441 Marvin, take her! 68 00:05:22,761 --> 00:05:24,041 Kiss it! 69 00:05:36,841 --> 00:05:37,821 Oh, okay. 70 00:05:48,421 --> 00:05:51,261 How does this simulate the field? 71 00:06:31,661 --> 00:06:34,041 Come on now, Marvin! You go! 72 00:06:56,881 --> 00:06:58,321 Marvin, you okay? 73 00:06:58,561 --> 00:07:00,821 At least you didn't pee your pants. 74 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:08,161 Maybe we should wait until everyone leaves. 75 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:16,821 Pop quiz. Pop quiz. Who's this? 76 00:07:27,161 --> 00:07:29,821 That's four times in a row. 77 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:31,841 Refills? 78 00:07:37,821 --> 00:07:38,881 Thank you. 79 00:07:39,381 --> 00:07:43,101 You see that shit? She poured my beer first. 80 00:07:43,541 --> 00:07:44,661 - So? - So? 81 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,841 It's because I'm black. 82 00:07:47,221 --> 00:07:48,841 Maybe she's just being nice. 83 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:51,321 - Now we're getting to it. - What? 84 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:54,261 What y'all call nice, I call reverse racism. 85 00:07:54,501 --> 00:07:56,501 Be overly nice to the black man. 86 00:07:56,701 --> 00:07:58,981 Make up for his ancestors being taken... 87 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:03,441 ...crammed by the hundreds into leaky boats like human tuna fish... 88 00:08:03,661 --> 00:08:08,541 ...and if they didn't die, they'd go into show biz to make a living. 89 00:08:08,761 --> 00:08:10,701 Now she's going to pour my beer first? 90 00:08:10,841 --> 00:08:14,221 That won't make up for 400 years of injustice. Not today. 91 00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:17,421 I wish I was black. 92 00:08:17,941 --> 00:08:20,141 I'd have my onion rings by now. 93 00:08:21,761 --> 00:08:23,841 I got to go take a whizzer. 94 00:08:38,141 --> 00:08:41,021 - Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. - No, I'm-- 95 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:43,381 I didn't know anybody was in here. 96 00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:48,021 There's a line in the ladies' room .... 97 00:08:49,141 --> 00:08:50,281 Wait. 98 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:53,461 You're Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes. 99 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:57,041 I think it's great what you did, saving that tree. 100 00:08:57,281 --> 00:09:00,821 Even though they leveled all the other trees. 101 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:05,821 Glad to see you're doing your part. 102 00:09:08,201 --> 00:09:11,041 I'm sorry. I'm wasting trees. 103 00:09:13,601 --> 00:09:15,601 They should get one of those... 104 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,721 ...blowjobby things. 105 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:24,601 I mean, hand jobbys. I mean, hand blowers. 106 00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:29,961 I wrote you a poem. 107 00:09:34,461 --> 00:09:37,461 Working out and a protein diet is not enough. 108 00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:41,041 You need a high-potency, high-mineral, mega-amino... 109 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,261 ...bodybuilding supplement. 110 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:48,261 Nothing legally will give you that, except Badger Milk. 111 00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:53,381 A badger can lift 20 times its body weight. Can you do that? 112 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:58,601 Our potent supplement is made up of 25% real badger milk. 113 00:09:59,281 --> 00:10:01,281 If you call now, you'll get... 114 00:10:01,521 --> 00:10:04,461 two cartons of Badger Milk for the price of one. 115 00:10:04,641 --> 00:10:08,901 Check out the pecs on Yolanda. That is pure badger milk. 116 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:18,601 - Could you cover for me a minute? - No problem. 117 00:10:18,841 --> 00:10:22,021 Everyone else is down at the softball game. 118 00:10:24,781 --> 00:10:26,961 There's a softball game today? 119 00:11:00,821 --> 00:11:05,341 Freeze, puke! Put down that VCR! Put it down! 120 00:11:05,781 --> 00:11:07,781 Oh, you bought it, did you? 121 00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:10,401 Oh, you have a receipt, do you? 122 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,501 My mistake. 123 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,201 I'm new on the force. 124 00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:42,141 - Police department. - Tam's Restaurant. I'm being robbed. 125 00:11:42,381 --> 00:11:45,261 That's terrible. I go there all the time. 126 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,261 - You have the best orange bean cake. - Thank you. 127 00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:52,461 - The chili peppers give it a kick. - They're shooting at me! 128 00:11:52,641 --> 00:11:54,701 Hold on. I'll get some help. 129 00:11:56,581 --> 00:12:00,601 Officers needed. I got a 2-11 robbery in progress. 130 00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:05,081 Outstanding. 131 00:12:05,381 --> 00:12:06,961 Officers needed. Hello! 132 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:10,401 Can you sit tight till I reach somebody? 133 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:21,641 Got a 2-11 in progress. I'm in pursuit. Hello? 134 00:12:22,401 --> 00:12:23,581 2-11 in progress. 135 00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:35,161 That wasn't so bad. 136 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,601 - Thanks. - Not at all. 137 00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:31,401 Dimples, you okay? 138 00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:48,781 The Badger Milk girl. She seems nice. 139 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:18,401 Now, that's good badger milk. 140 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,781 - Fatty. - I gotta go. 141 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,661 Where the hell have you been? 142 00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:18,901 Last night I got a call. 143 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:22,181 2-11. Robbery in progress, Tam's Restaurant. 144 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,381 It was over a week ago. 145 00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:27,081 You've been missing for 8 days. 146 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,841 - What? - I covered for you. 147 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,801 I said you're an unreliable drunk who disappears for days. 148 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:34,681 So I think you're okay. 149 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:38,381 - Thanks a lot. - Are you all right? 150 00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,781 Do you want a doctor? 151 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,601 No, I .... 152 00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:45,801 I feel great. 153 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:57,661 On your left. 154 00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,901 Sure, pass the old guy! Big man! 155 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:04,181 How's it going? 156 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,561 What? 157 00:18:13,081 --> 00:18:14,601 Eat shit. 158 00:18:18,561 --> 00:18:20,781 Come on! Come on! 159 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,021 Come on! 160 00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:25,601 Come on, boy! Come on! 161 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:39,781 Oh, easy... 162 00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:41,721 ...easy. 163 00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,021 Slow down. 164 00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:52,061 Show me how you do that. 165 00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:53,721 I wish I knew. 166 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,441 - I'm Marvin. - I'm Rianna. 167 00:18:56,681 --> 00:18:59,181 I know. I met you in the men's room. 168 00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:01,961 Oh, yeah. The fart guy. 169 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:08,381 So, are all these dogs yours? 170 00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:10,801 I volunteer at a pet shelter. 171 00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:13,261 - That's great. - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 172 00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:16,381 I'm with different animals and... 173 00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:19,081 ...this time, I have a roof over my head. 174 00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:26,601 Something wrong? 175 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,421 No. Nothing's wrong. Why? 176 00:19:44,561 --> 00:19:46,541 - Nice catch. - Thank you. 177 00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:51,501 Come by the shelter. You could play Frisbee with the dogs. 178 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,261 I'd like that. 179 00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:56,541 Bye. 180 00:20:02,061 --> 00:20:03,061 I'm sorry. 181 00:20:10,261 --> 00:20:12,141 I gotta talk to you. 182 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:14,961 You smoke? 183 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,721 I don't. It's illegal in airports. 184 00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:21,321 I want to show you how bad it's gotten. Watch. 185 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,921 See? Nobody says anything because I'm black. 186 00:20:31,181 --> 00:20:35,441 Bend the rules for the black guy. Let him smoke because he's black. 187 00:20:35,681 --> 00:20:38,421 Because old blues musicians never got royalties... 188 00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:42,081 ...and played one-night gigs to pay for whores... 189 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:45,081 ...now I can smoke anywhere I want to. 190 00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:47,681 Something weird happened to me. 191 00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:51,061 Something weird happened to me too. I'm supervisor. 192 00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:54,061 - That's great. - Is it? I've been here 16 days. 193 00:20:55,661 --> 00:20:58,421 That Filipino's been here 5 years. 194 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,681 - Know why I'm supervisor? - Because you're black? 195 00:21:02,921 --> 00:21:05,381 No. Because that bitch is dumb. 196 00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:12,301 Excuse me, sir. I'm in a hurry. 197 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:16,181 Not until I check you with my wand. Arms out. 198 00:21:16,381 --> 00:21:19,961 I ordered the stuff and I think it's working. 199 00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:22,181 Physically, there's-- 200 00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:27,921 That's odd. 201 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:29,901 You smell that? 202 00:21:32,721 --> 00:21:34,261 - It's this way. - What is? 203 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,961 Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 204 00:21:46,781 --> 00:21:49,841 What, are you crazy? Let go of my leg. 205 00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:51,141 Get off me! 206 00:21:53,441 --> 00:21:55,961 He's got drugs. Check him. 207 00:22:00,081 --> 00:22:02,201 What are you saying? This guy's clean. 208 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,681 - You see? - You can go. 209 00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:07,141 No, wait. 210 00:22:27,321 --> 00:22:29,201 I hope he's on our flight. 211 00:22:35,381 --> 00:22:37,781 I don't know whose that is. 212 00:22:42,141 --> 00:22:43,721 It's pure heroin. 213 00:22:43,921 --> 00:22:45,681 You're good. What's your name? 214 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:47,021 Mange. 215 00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:49,441 Marvin Mange. 216 00:22:49,681 --> 00:22:51,781 You'll be hearing from us. 217 00:23:00,061 --> 00:23:03,301 Chief Wilson, what happened at the airport? 218 00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:08,061 The drugs were found by the newest member on our force: 219 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,541 Marvin Mange. 220 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:15,421 Here to take you through the arrest is Sergeant Doug Sisk. 221 00:23:16,781 --> 00:23:18,021 Thank you, sir. 222 00:23:18,301 --> 00:23:19,841 Ladies and gentlemen... 223 00:23:20,061 --> 00:23:22,601 ...the suspect flew in from Columbia-- 224 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,201 I have a question for Officer Mange. 225 00:23:25,441 --> 00:23:28,961 Can you smell things in people's butts? 226 00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:33,921 I guess so. 227 00:23:34,141 --> 00:23:36,301 And things not in people's butts? 228 00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:39,721 Like things in people's pants pockets or wallets? 229 00:23:40,721 --> 00:23:42,261 Officer Mange. 230 00:23:42,441 --> 00:23:46,181 I'm from the Free Press. What's up my butt? 231 00:23:46,921 --> 00:23:48,841 Sir, I'd rather not. 232 00:23:49,081 --> 00:23:50,721 Come on. What's up there? 233 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:53,681 Car keys. 234 00:23:54,421 --> 00:23:56,901 - He's good. - Over here! 235 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,441 - No more questions. - What about me? 236 00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:02,441 Over here, Officer Mange, please. 237 00:24:10,561 --> 00:24:14,061 Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a minute? 238 00:24:14,261 --> 00:24:16,441 I don't wanna guess what's up your butt. 239 00:24:16,601 --> 00:24:18,201 No, it's not that. 240 00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:21,021 You see, I released you... 241 00:24:21,201 --> 00:24:24,541 ...to see if you could function normally in society... 242 00:24:24,721 --> 00:24:29,321 ...but now you attract attention. I just can't take the chance. 243 00:24:29,561 --> 00:24:32,261 - What do you mean? - I found you. 244 00:24:33,381 --> 00:24:35,841 I put you back together. 245 00:24:37,661 --> 00:24:40,381 Don't you remember the animals? 246 00:24:46,601 --> 00:24:47,921 No! 247 00:24:48,141 --> 00:24:50,781 How do you explain your sense of smell... 248 00:24:50,961 --> 00:24:55,181 ...your ability to run fast, or jump 10 feet in the air? 249 00:24:58,321 --> 00:25:01,541 It's the badger milk. I ordered it from TV. 250 00:25:01,721 --> 00:25:04,301 I need you to come with me. 251 00:25:06,141 --> 00:25:07,721 You're crazy. 252 00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:10,381 I'm not going anywhere with you. 253 00:26:09,561 --> 00:26:11,561 Sorry about the dart. 254 00:26:14,801 --> 00:26:19,261 You'll find everything you need here. Water, food... 255 00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,801 ...a place to work out. 256 00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:27,661 Where am I? 257 00:26:28,061 --> 00:26:30,441 You were born here. Sort of. 258 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,421 When I found you, you were nearly dead... 259 00:26:33,561 --> 00:26:36,781 ...and the only way to save you was my procedure: 260 00:26:37,021 --> 00:26:40,841 - Radical trans-species-ectomy. - What's that mean? 261 00:26:41,081 --> 00:26:43,181 I put animal parts in you. 262 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:47,081 You put wild animals inside me? 263 00:26:47,261 --> 00:26:50,901 I wish. I don't have that kind of money. 264 00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:52,961 The animals I used... 265 00:26:53,141 --> 00:26:57,961 ...were abandoned by a circus or from the private zoo of a pop star. 266 00:26:58,201 --> 00:27:00,321 There's Mr. Giggles. 267 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,541 He really misses the pop star. 268 00:27:05,321 --> 00:27:07,601 I'm not allowed to say who. 269 00:27:24,841 --> 00:27:27,841 Your life is here with me now. 270 00:27:33,961 --> 00:27:35,801 Look, doc... 271 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,901 ...I appreciate you saving me. 272 00:27:39,081 --> 00:27:41,781 Thank you. I think. 273 00:27:42,381 --> 00:27:45,961 But what you did with the animals is working for me. 274 00:27:48,381 --> 00:27:50,421 I'll just go on with my life. 275 00:27:52,541 --> 00:27:55,921 Your human side may not be able to control it. 276 00:27:56,721 --> 00:27:58,541 I have to go. 277 00:27:59,561 --> 00:28:01,421 I have to try it. 278 00:28:02,441 --> 00:28:05,441 I'm sorry. I can't allow that. 279 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:14,801 Mange! 280 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,301 Sit. 281 00:28:20,681 --> 00:28:22,301 Listen up, shit stains. 282 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:26,661 I don't know how you worked that trick out of the guy's ass. 283 00:28:27,321 --> 00:28:28,541 I don't. 284 00:28:28,781 --> 00:28:30,421 But I'm watching you. 285 00:28:31,141 --> 00:28:35,961 The fact of the matter is, you're not a full-fledged cop yet. 286 00:28:36,661 --> 00:28:37,721 You're not. Okay? 287 00:28:37,921 --> 00:28:42,681 And until you pass your 30-day probation, you belong to me. 288 00:28:46,181 --> 00:28:49,501 I'll throw you out so quick, your head will spin. 289 00:28:51,061 --> 00:28:52,021 All the best. 290 00:29:05,801 --> 00:29:08,681 Don't be ashamed, son. 291 00:29:08,901 --> 00:29:11,541 I've eaten out of the garbage before. 292 00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:18,061 Yeah. 293 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:22,321 This baby's nailed down tight. Not going anywhere. 294 00:30:40,721 --> 00:30:42,441 One minute, okay? 295 00:30:42,961 --> 00:30:44,381 I'll be back. 296 00:31:22,321 --> 00:31:24,381 He was trying to get out. 297 00:31:25,781 --> 00:31:29,201 You'll want to get a cover for this. 298 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:34,061 Yeah, maybe. Come on back. I'll show you the animals. 299 00:31:36,681 --> 00:31:40,021 This is Molly. She's a young turkey vulture. 300 00:31:40,681 --> 00:31:42,061 Hey, baby. 301 00:31:42,261 --> 00:31:47,261 Her parents were killed by a hunter, and it's hard to get her to eat. 302 00:31:48,381 --> 00:31:50,501 I'm worried she won't make it. 303 00:32:00,721 --> 00:32:03,301 She just misses her mom, that's all. 304 00:32:03,661 --> 00:32:05,781 She doesn't eat whole worms. 305 00:32:27,321 --> 00:32:29,061 That was really amazing. 306 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,801 So? What do you think? 307 00:32:36,961 --> 00:32:38,961 It's all right. He's nice. 308 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:42,021 There are a lot of animals in here. 309 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,781 Yeah, I know. It's a little crowded. 310 00:32:46,561 --> 00:32:49,141 I don't have the heart to turn any away. 311 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:53,321 But it's cool. We're like one big happy family. 312 00:32:58,421 --> 00:33:02,901 This is Henry, the orangutan. He's very affectionate. 313 00:33:05,921 --> 00:33:09,201 He really likes people, but not other monkeys. 314 00:33:11,061 --> 00:33:13,301 We have a lot of exotic birds. 315 00:33:13,601 --> 00:33:15,441 Macaws and... 316 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:18,081 ...my friend Cosmo's a parrot. 317 00:33:23,181 --> 00:33:25,421 You are a good boy. 318 00:33:30,321 --> 00:33:33,901 Parrots are one of the smartest animals. 319 00:33:34,141 --> 00:33:36,421 - Really? - You want food? 320 00:33:36,721 --> 00:33:40,561 They have the intelligence of a 5-year-old child. 321 00:33:40,961 --> 00:33:42,541 A 5-year-old? 322 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:44,801 People think parrots just mimic... 323 00:33:44,961 --> 00:33:47,381 ...but they have thoughts of their own. 324 00:33:48,781 --> 00:33:51,841 Some have a vocabulary of up to 200 words. 325 00:33:52,261 --> 00:33:53,961 Cosmo has about 150 words. 326 00:33:55,441 --> 00:33:58,661 That's incredible. I didn't know any of that. 327 00:33:58,961 --> 00:34:00,081 Hi, there. 328 00:34:00,721 --> 00:34:04,181 I get along better with animals than people. 329 00:34:04,421 --> 00:34:08,401 Animals are simple, honest. Know what I mean? 330 00:34:17,621 --> 00:34:19,881 I guess I like people better. 331 00:34:20,061 --> 00:34:22,721 With animals, I feel like I'm one of them. 332 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,361 Easy, boy. 333 00:34:25,201 --> 00:34:27,341 Do you ever feel that way? 334 00:34:28,861 --> 00:34:30,201 It's crazy. 335 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:31,681 Crazy. 336 00:34:33,401 --> 00:34:36,161 Calm down. What's the matter with you guys? 337 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,541 Let me ask a serious question. 338 00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:48,781 Do you ever have trouble with control? 339 00:34:49,341 --> 00:34:50,341 Yes. 340 00:34:50,821 --> 00:34:53,721 First you have to admit there's a problem. 341 00:34:53,921 --> 00:34:56,641 You have to say, "I am a porn addict." 342 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,961 Not that kind of control. 343 00:35:00,401 --> 00:35:02,161 I've been having these... 344 00:35:02,861 --> 00:35:05,161 - ...animal urges. - Me too. 345 00:35:05,361 --> 00:35:09,061 I got a video on the mating rituals of the hippo. 346 00:35:16,021 --> 00:35:19,021 He was trying to take my meat. 347 00:35:58,401 --> 00:36:01,061 Hey, doc. Dr. Wilder. 348 00:36:01,261 --> 00:36:02,541 Hey, doc! 349 00:36:04,341 --> 00:36:08,161 There you go. Tummy's all gone now. 350 00:36:09,861 --> 00:36:13,541 How's my boy? I knew you'd come home. 351 00:36:14,501 --> 00:36:16,101 I'm not coming home. 352 00:36:21,961 --> 00:36:24,401 Stop it! You're not helping. 353 00:36:24,621 --> 00:36:26,301 - Sorry. - Look, doc... 354 00:36:26,441 --> 00:36:30,341 ...this control thing's a lot harder than I thought. 355 00:36:33,501 --> 00:36:34,881 Hold on. 356 00:36:35,101 --> 00:36:38,301 This might help. Here. Here. 357 00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:47,101 I woke up in a butcher shop. I have no idea how I got there. 358 00:36:47,341 --> 00:36:48,541 Oh, I see. 359 00:36:57,121 --> 00:37:01,201 The other day, I ate out of a garbage can. 360 00:37:01,441 --> 00:37:04,361 I bit someone, and then... 361 00:37:05,361 --> 00:37:07,361 ...I made love to a mailbox. 362 00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:15,641 Your subconscious is reverting to a primal state. 363 00:37:17,061 --> 00:37:20,101 That's why I wanted you to stay here. 364 00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:25,261 I was so sad when you left. I thought we could be buddies. 365 00:37:25,781 --> 00:37:27,501 I even gave you a name. 366 00:37:28,961 --> 00:37:30,541 Snowball. 367 00:37:34,061 --> 00:37:35,681 I already have a name. 368 00:37:35,861 --> 00:37:38,401 Oh, Snowball already has a name. 369 00:37:38,641 --> 00:37:40,721 Who's a good boy, then? 370 00:37:40,881 --> 00:37:42,441 I'm a good boy. 371 00:37:42,681 --> 00:37:44,961 I'm a-- This is serious! 372 00:37:45,161 --> 00:37:47,441 I'm turning into an animal here! 373 00:37:48,401 --> 00:37:49,541 All right. 374 00:37:49,821 --> 00:37:54,781 Four turkeys, a dozen lamb shanks, two salmon, my pet rabbit .... 375 00:37:54,961 --> 00:37:57,821 Oh, Charlie. One ham hock. 376 00:38:05,681 --> 00:38:06,781 YOU SEE? 377 00:38:06,961 --> 00:38:11,401 You didn't want the biscuit because you satisfied your hunger. 378 00:38:18,301 --> 00:38:20,861 Now that I have your attention, listen. 379 00:38:21,061 --> 00:38:24,441 You must anticipate your instincts... 380 00:38:24,641 --> 00:38:28,501 ...satisfy your animal urges before they take over. 381 00:38:28,781 --> 00:38:32,721 Hunger is your biggest challenge. There's also your sex drive. 382 00:38:34,361 --> 00:38:37,541 If you like, I could help you with that. 383 00:38:38,101 --> 00:38:39,401 That's all right. 384 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,581 I'm good. 385 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,201 Okay. No. 386 00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:03,681 I gotta go. 387 00:39:14,341 --> 00:39:17,401 There are a few things bothering me here. 388 00:39:17,721 --> 00:39:21,361 I don't know how you got to the butcher shop break-in... 389 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,401 ...but let me guarantee you this. 390 00:39:23,721 --> 00:39:28,501 You better not try to show me up with any of your super-cop bullshit. 391 00:39:28,681 --> 00:39:29,961 Not at all, sir. 392 00:39:30,681 --> 00:39:34,161 You got one week of probation left. 393 00:39:34,401 --> 00:39:36,341 And I'm gonna be all over you. 394 00:39:40,641 --> 00:39:42,781 Say hello to your new partner. 395 00:39:53,721 --> 00:39:55,581 What's all that shit? 396 00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:59,201 Supplies. I want to be prepared for anything. 397 00:40:00,101 --> 00:40:01,361 Of course you do. 398 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:11,441 Hey, pigs. 399 00:40:13,781 --> 00:40:16,721 Get the hell out of here. It's our neighbourhood. 400 00:40:39,881 --> 00:40:42,781 You're just a regular badass. 401 00:40:48,681 --> 00:40:53,161 - When did you notice it was missing? - This morning, about 5:30. 402 00:40:53,401 --> 00:40:55,721 I parked the tractor right here. 403 00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:57,581 Now it's gone. 404 00:40:58,161 --> 00:41:01,061 - Is that your goat? - Yeah, that's Nellie. 405 00:41:04,641 --> 00:41:06,641 - She's in heat, huh? - Yeah. 406 00:41:06,861 --> 00:41:11,781 That's why I got her separated from the other animals. They can't resist. 407 00:41:12,121 --> 00:41:13,581 Makes sense. 408 00:41:15,061 --> 00:41:18,121 - Makes a lot of sense. - Mange, shut up. 409 00:41:18,341 --> 00:41:20,961 - These tracks are still fresh? - They are. 410 00:41:21,401 --> 00:41:23,921 Where were your farm hands during the crime? 411 00:41:24,121 --> 00:41:27,681 I'm gonna check out something over here. 412 00:41:44,061 --> 00:41:45,301 How's it going? 413 00:41:46,501 --> 00:41:48,541 My name's Marvin. 414 00:41:50,821 --> 00:41:52,441 You got it going on. 415 00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:06,261 Have you noticed anything abnormal in the area? 416 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:14,361 All right now, Marvin. 417 00:42:15,021 --> 00:42:16,441 Control, Marvin. 418 00:42:17,021 --> 00:42:18,501 Control. 419 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:28,021 Oh, sweetie. Yes. You make me laugh. 420 00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:46,781 So soft. 421 00:42:50,681 --> 00:42:52,441 I'll find those men who-- 422 00:42:58,201 --> 00:42:59,161 Oh, my. 423 00:42:59,921 --> 00:43:01,301 Watch this, Mange. 424 00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,581 The professor is in. 425 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,541 Take out your pen and take notes. 426 00:43:07,401 --> 00:43:08,861 Hey, guys. 427 00:43:09,581 --> 00:43:10,781 Ma'am. 428 00:43:11,861 --> 00:43:15,821 I should give you a ticket for being too darn cute. 429 00:43:16,201 --> 00:43:17,361 Tell you what. 430 00:43:17,621 --> 00:43:21,261 I'll settle for taking you out Saturday night. 431 00:43:21,821 --> 00:43:23,641 Maybe another time. 432 00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,581 I already have a date. 433 00:43:27,881 --> 00:43:29,621 With Marvin. 434 00:43:31,261 --> 00:43:32,861 Right, Marvin? 435 00:43:36,821 --> 00:43:37,821 Yeah. 436 00:43:38,021 --> 00:43:40,781 I forgot. I'm picking her up at... 437 00:43:42,101 --> 00:43:43,621 ...8:00? 438 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:47,161 Dinner and a... walk. 439 00:43:48,161 --> 00:43:49,581 I'll see you then. 440 00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:56,201 A walk. I know. We'll walk to the women's store... 441 00:43:56,441 --> 00:43:59,401 ...for a blouse to go with the metre maid outfit... 442 00:43:59,621 --> 00:44:02,121 ...you'll wear for your new job! 443 00:44:02,341 --> 00:44:03,721 Get in the car! 444 00:44:04,581 --> 00:44:07,441 This is the mayor's annual charity event. 445 00:44:07,641 --> 00:44:09,861 Keep a low profile. Got it? 446 00:44:10,361 --> 00:44:12,261 - Got it. - How are my teeth? 447 00:44:13,501 --> 00:44:15,021 - Great. - Good. 448 00:44:27,781 --> 00:44:32,441 That's far enough, shit stains. Don't go near the mayor or his guests. 449 00:44:32,681 --> 00:44:34,261 I'll be a good boy. 450 00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:37,021 And for God's sake, keep your shirt on. 451 00:44:46,501 --> 00:44:50,781 I'd like to thank everyone for the success of this fundraiser. 452 00:44:50,961 --> 00:44:53,961 The fire department will love their new equipment. 453 00:44:54,201 --> 00:44:56,021 Outstanding, Mr. Mayor. 454 00:44:57,121 --> 00:44:59,641 - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetheart. 455 00:45:00,861 --> 00:45:02,361 Where are you off to? 456 00:45:02,581 --> 00:45:04,061 - Keep an eye on him. - Yes, sir. 457 00:45:04,261 --> 00:45:07,061 That is one handsome little fella you got. 458 00:45:07,881 --> 00:45:09,541 Bacon-wrapped shrimp? 459 00:45:13,861 --> 00:45:15,261 Thank you. 460 00:45:51,361 --> 00:45:53,261 I am so sorry, Mr. Mayor. 461 00:45:53,441 --> 00:45:56,641 - Are you that drug-sniffing cop? - Yes, sir. 462 00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,341 It's a fur ball. 463 00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:13,821 This officer's on probation. He obviously failed. 464 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,401 He's off the force as of now. 465 00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:20,101 Do you hear that? 466 00:46:54,821 --> 00:46:55,861 You all right? 467 00:46:56,101 --> 00:46:58,021 You scared your old man. 468 00:47:22,921 --> 00:47:24,121 Chief... 469 00:47:24,401 --> 00:47:26,961 ...this is one fine cop here. 470 00:47:27,161 --> 00:47:29,021 Yes, it is. 471 00:47:42,261 --> 00:47:44,861 Hey, listen up! A toast. 472 00:47:45,201 --> 00:47:48,201 The newest cop on the force, baby! 473 00:47:48,401 --> 00:47:49,681 To Mange! 474 00:47:49,881 --> 00:47:51,201 Go, Aqua Man. 475 00:47:51,821 --> 00:47:53,681 - Nice job. - Outstanding. 476 00:47:53,881 --> 00:47:56,441 You're all right, man. Right there. 477 00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:59,201 You really heard that kid drowning? 478 00:47:59,401 --> 00:48:00,821 - Yeah. - All right. 479 00:48:01,021 --> 00:48:03,101 Then what am I saying now? 480 00:48:06,101 --> 00:48:08,401 You were born with one testicle. 481 00:48:09,401 --> 00:48:11,621 You keep that shit to yourself. 482 00:48:13,341 --> 00:48:16,061 I'm worried about my date with the tree girl. 483 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:19,101 - I don't know if it'll work. - Is she a man? 484 00:48:20,361 --> 00:48:23,201 - You met in the men's room. - No-- 485 00:48:23,641 --> 00:48:25,881 I have to tell you guys something. 486 00:48:26,121 --> 00:48:28,441 I got into a terrible car crash. 487 00:48:28,621 --> 00:48:32,541 Some scientist put me together with animal parts. 488 00:48:33,161 --> 00:48:35,681 Now I can't control my sexual urges. 489 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:40,301 If you don't want to hang out because I'm black, tell me. 490 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,021 Yeah. 491 00:49:14,441 --> 00:49:16,441 I hope you like vegetarian. 492 00:49:17,021 --> 00:49:18,361 I love it. 493 00:49:18,881 --> 00:49:20,401 Look at her. 494 00:49:21,721 --> 00:49:26,821 And look at the disaster she's with. They make it so easy for us. 495 00:49:33,161 --> 00:49:38,201 - Thanks for helping me with Sisk. - No, it was no problem. 496 00:49:40,161 --> 00:49:43,821 - I wasn't sure if you meant it. - Of course I did. 497 00:49:51,101 --> 00:49:55,621 So, how are the animals doing over at the shelter? 498 00:49:56,501 --> 00:50:01,641 I feel bad about the lack of space, so I've brought some animals home. 499 00:50:01,861 --> 00:50:04,401 - Maybe I'm crazy. - I don't think so. 500 00:50:04,721 --> 00:50:06,921 I think you're pretty amazing. 501 00:50:08,161 --> 00:50:10,581 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 502 00:50:16,261 --> 00:50:20,201 There's something about you I can't figure it out. 503 00:50:22,921 --> 00:50:25,201 How is your grilled eggplant? 504 00:50:25,401 --> 00:50:28,261 - Nice, huh? - Yes, it's lovely. Thank you. 505 00:50:28,501 --> 00:50:30,621 You are the lovely one. 506 00:50:33,581 --> 00:50:35,641 - The bathroom? - Next to the bar. 507 00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:38,101 Thank you. Excuse me for a second. 508 00:51:07,861 --> 00:51:09,621 Do you smell that? 509 00:51:10,861 --> 00:51:13,161 It's kind of musty. 510 00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:16,361 Asparagus, next table. 511 00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:22,961 Oh, you have a little .... 512 00:51:24,201 --> 00:51:25,961 I'll get it. 513 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:39,341 That's either the nicest thing that's happened... 514 00:51:39,861 --> 00:51:41,501 ...or the grossest. 515 00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:54,621 - Will you excuse me? - Of course. 516 00:52:14,501 --> 00:52:15,961 Sorry. 517 00:52:16,161 --> 00:52:18,681 - I ordered us some sorbet. - Great. 518 00:52:28,261 --> 00:52:30,861 Will you excuse me again, please? 519 00:52:31,641 --> 00:52:32,641 Okay. 520 00:52:42,921 --> 00:52:44,341 There you go. 521 00:52:44,621 --> 00:52:46,401 Oh, thank you. 522 00:52:47,621 --> 00:52:50,121 That's such a beautiful necklace you have. 523 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,361 Thanks. 524 00:52:51,581 --> 00:52:52,861 Did you get that in Italy? 525 00:52:53,121 --> 00:52:55,621 - Yes, in Florence. - I am from Firenze. 526 00:52:55,821 --> 00:52:56,881 Piazza della Signoria? 527 00:52:59,161 --> 00:53:00,501 My family lives there. 528 00:53:00,641 --> 00:53:03,581 Stay with them. I'll give you my number. 529 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,101 Call me. 530 00:53:12,861 --> 00:53:14,861 I'm gonna have a smoke. 531 00:53:30,781 --> 00:53:34,921 - What happened to that waiter? - He was done with his shift. 532 00:53:35,161 --> 00:53:39,061 - Thanks for the walk. - Thanks for dinner. It was great. 533 00:53:41,781 --> 00:53:44,681 So, can I invite you in? 534 00:53:47,261 --> 00:53:51,821 It's a perfect evening, I'd hate to ruin it by attacking you. 535 00:53:52,121 --> 00:53:54,061 Well, that's honest. 536 00:53:54,781 --> 00:53:58,341 So I guess this is good night. 537 00:54:08,441 --> 00:54:09,641 Good night. 538 00:54:14,201 --> 00:54:18,501 Tomorrow we're releasing Molly, the turkey vulture. 539 00:54:19,341 --> 00:54:20,721 You should come by. 540 00:54:21,121 --> 00:54:22,721 I wouldn't miss it. 541 00:54:23,161 --> 00:54:24,881 Okay. Good night. 542 00:55:15,641 --> 00:55:18,501 I've never seen anything like it. 543 00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:23,681 There was blood, guts everywhere. 544 00:55:25,161 --> 00:55:27,781 There was nothing left of that cow. 545 00:55:29,881 --> 00:55:32,581 It even ate most of the hooves. 546 00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:37,781 I'm telling you, chief, there's some kind of a beast out there. 547 00:55:38,021 --> 00:55:42,621 All the other cows are too afraid to eat or shit. 548 00:55:42,821 --> 00:55:45,861 And they ain't got nothing else. 549 00:55:46,621 --> 00:55:48,961 I'll have an officer drive you home. 550 00:55:49,201 --> 00:55:53,061 And all I want you to do is just take care of your cows. 551 00:55:53,261 --> 00:55:54,621 Okay. 552 00:55:55,161 --> 00:55:59,201 I'll put on a puppet show. Maybe that'll calm them down. 553 00:56:00,581 --> 00:56:03,361 Can I see you in my office for a minute? 554 00:56:04,581 --> 00:56:09,101 That was Bob Harris. A couple of his cows got torn up. 555 00:56:09,301 --> 00:56:12,821 Looks to me like one of those satanic rituals. 556 00:56:15,261 --> 00:56:18,341 Do you worship the Dark Lord? 557 00:56:19,821 --> 00:56:21,201 No, sir. 558 00:56:29,401 --> 00:56:30,621 Help yourself. 559 00:56:35,361 --> 00:56:38,721 Bob saw a man running away from the scene. 560 00:56:39,361 --> 00:56:41,401 We made a composite... 561 00:56:42,201 --> 00:56:44,261 ...from his description. 562 00:56:51,501 --> 00:56:53,061 Do you recall... 563 00:56:53,301 --> 00:56:57,541 ...where you were last night between midnight and 5 AM? 564 00:56:58,021 --> 00:56:59,821 I was sleeping, sir. 565 00:57:00,021 --> 00:57:04,361 Do you have anyone who can corroborate that? 566 00:57:04,881 --> 00:57:06,061 No, sir. 567 00:57:06,441 --> 00:57:09,581 Can you explain why that drawing... 568 00:57:09,821 --> 00:57:12,441 ...looks like you, Marvin? 569 00:57:14,641 --> 00:57:17,881 I'm gonna ask you to go on paid leave... 570 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,781 ...until we figure this thing out. 571 00:57:21,861 --> 00:57:26,821 I'm also going to have to ask you to teach me how you do that. 572 00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,121 Sorry, Dad. 573 00:58:11,161 --> 00:58:12,821 Ls that a beaver dam? 574 00:58:26,441 --> 00:58:28,721 What's happening to you? 575 00:58:31,301 --> 00:58:32,921 Look, you have to go. 576 00:58:35,061 --> 00:58:36,641 You can trust me. 577 00:58:44,861 --> 00:58:46,881 Only an animal would do that. 578 00:58:47,121 --> 00:58:49,441 There must be another explanation. 579 00:58:56,101 --> 00:59:00,821 I know you and you wouldn't hurt anyone or anything. 580 00:59:04,881 --> 00:59:06,401 It's getting late. 581 00:59:07,261 --> 00:59:09,581 You can't stay here much longer. 582 00:59:10,061 --> 00:59:12,161 I'm not going anywhere. 583 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,261 You're not dangerous. 584 00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:22,121 I'll stay here tonight to prove it to you. 585 00:59:31,121 --> 00:59:32,821 It's not safe. 586 00:59:33,641 --> 00:59:34,881 At night... 587 00:59:35,201 --> 00:59:36,961 ...I lose control. 588 00:59:44,401 --> 00:59:46,361 What are you doing? 589 00:59:47,341 --> 00:59:48,781 I have no idea. 590 01:00:01,401 --> 01:00:03,301 Knock it off. 591 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:12,341 If you're going to stay here... 592 01:00:13,061 --> 01:00:15,621 - ...at least tie me up. - What? 593 01:00:19,361 --> 01:00:20,361 Oh, no. 594 01:00:20,581 --> 01:00:22,361 I want you to tie me up. 595 01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:27,301 So that I won't hurt anybody. 596 01:01:01,401 --> 01:01:02,961 My handcuffs. 597 01:01:04,501 --> 01:01:06,781 You looked so uncomfortable. 598 01:01:07,161 --> 01:01:08,961 When did you take them off? 599 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:11,101 I don't remember. 600 01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,681 You wore them for a while, and... 601 01:01:14,061 --> 01:01:16,401 ...then I wore them for a while. 602 01:01:17,101 --> 01:01:19,121 You are an animal. 603 01:01:19,341 --> 01:01:20,581 I am? 604 01:01:20,961 --> 01:01:22,201 Awesome. 605 01:01:28,861 --> 01:01:30,021 Marvin, go. 606 01:01:30,201 --> 01:01:33,161 This is Wilson! Last night, a hunter was attacked! 607 01:01:33,861 --> 01:01:36,621 Mange! We know about the barn! 608 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,961 You got to get out! 609 01:01:39,401 --> 01:01:42,301 - Marvin, get out! - The freak show's over. 610 01:01:45,021 --> 01:01:46,021 Freeze! 611 01:02:08,161 --> 01:02:10,961 Super-cop Marvin Mange turned fugitive. 612 01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:13,441 He assaulted a bird hunter... 613 01:02:13,681 --> 01:02:16,201 ...and attacked two cows. 614 01:02:16,361 --> 01:02:18,621 The suspect is dangerous... 615 01:02:18,821 --> 01:02:23,621 ...and Chief Wilson assembled a task force of his finest officers. 616 01:02:24,501 --> 01:02:25,861 Ladies and gentlemen... 617 01:02:27,441 --> 01:02:29,861 ...our suspect is not human. 618 01:02:31,301 --> 01:02:32,721 He's at home in the bush. 619 01:02:34,781 --> 01:02:36,201 Shoot to kill. 620 01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:40,101 Any questions? 621 01:02:40,301 --> 01:02:43,641 I got a question. When do we light our torches? 622 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,621 - When it gets dark. - Ah, I see. 623 01:02:48,301 --> 01:02:49,541 Another question. 624 01:02:49,721 --> 01:02:54,061 Suppose, hypothetically, a guy had already lit his torch. 625 01:02:54,261 --> 01:02:58,641 I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh? 626 01:03:01,101 --> 01:03:02,921 Excellent. Excellent. 627 01:03:03,161 --> 01:03:06,361 - If there's no more questions-- - I got another one! 628 01:03:06,581 --> 01:03:10,961 If one part of the mob gets separated from another part... 629 01:03:11,161 --> 01:03:14,501 ...is there a place to get together? A secret place? 630 01:03:14,681 --> 01:03:17,621 They could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again. 631 01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,201 Stay with the mob. 632 01:03:19,401 --> 01:03:20,721 Stay with the mob. 633 01:03:21,681 --> 01:03:23,621 I got another question. 634 01:03:24,961 --> 01:03:27,501 Doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial? 635 01:03:27,681 --> 01:03:28,921 You, back of the mob. 636 01:03:29,121 --> 01:03:32,101 What? This is my spot. I came early. 637 01:03:32,301 --> 01:03:34,021 Okay, out of the mob! 638 01:03:34,201 --> 01:03:36,581 Ah, this mob blows. 639 01:03:37,501 --> 01:03:39,161 Let's go. 640 01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:42,201 Come on, come on! 641 01:04:03,261 --> 01:04:05,641 - What are you doing here? - Picking apples? 642 01:04:08,341 --> 01:04:09,961 With a dart gun? 643 01:04:10,681 --> 01:04:13,021 I made a terrible mistake... 644 01:04:13,201 --> 01:04:15,961 ...and now I must correct it. 645 01:04:16,861 --> 01:04:19,681 There's something else out here. Isn't there? 646 01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:24,101 It was the same experimental procedure as yours. 647 01:04:25,121 --> 01:04:27,261 I don't understand what went wrong. 648 01:04:27,441 --> 01:04:30,201 We have to catch it before it's too late. 649 01:04:31,061 --> 01:04:32,721 Until then... 650 01:04:34,101 --> 01:04:36,261 ...we are all in danger. 651 01:04:38,201 --> 01:04:40,821 This is why black people don't camp. 652 01:04:41,101 --> 01:04:44,441 I could have something crawl up my ass at home. 653 01:04:46,361 --> 01:04:47,581 I have to eat. 654 01:04:47,781 --> 01:04:51,161 Start carrying Power Bars, because this is bullshit. 655 01:04:51,881 --> 01:04:53,541 Sorry, Miles. 656 01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,301 I have to eat. 657 01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:08,201 Oh, my God. You scared me. 658 01:05:08,441 --> 01:05:10,921 You shouldn't be out here. 659 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:14,441 There's a crazy man-beast in the woods. 660 01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:25,541 Go! Go! You're the only one that can stop it now. 661 01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:38,101 On your left! On your left! 662 01:06:20,021 --> 01:06:21,501 I love berries. 663 01:06:23,721 --> 01:06:25,121 Are you done yet? 664 01:06:33,641 --> 01:06:35,441 You're mine! You like that? 665 01:06:35,621 --> 01:06:37,361 Come on, baby! Mange! 666 01:06:50,621 --> 01:06:51,921 What?! What?! 667 01:07:16,341 --> 01:07:17,341 Oh, no. 668 01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:31,701 Come on. I got you. 669 01:08:36,401 --> 01:08:37,701 Reach for it. 670 01:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,141 Why did you save me? 671 01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:01,961 Like I told you... 672 01:09:03,441 --> 01:09:04,961 ...I'm not an animal. 673 01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:20,581 I can't take that chance. 674 01:09:38,701 --> 01:09:39,741 YOU. 675 01:09:47,241 --> 01:09:51,021 The hunter wanted my turkey vulture. I had to scare him. 676 01:09:52,361 --> 01:09:54,961 I guess we have the same doctor. 677 01:09:58,621 --> 01:10:01,801 I hope this doesn't change anything between us. 678 01:10:05,761 --> 01:10:08,361 So that's why you have six nipples. 679 01:10:12,581 --> 01:10:14,761 The damn tree girl is the beast. 680 01:10:30,021 --> 01:10:33,221 Two beasts kissing. That's hot. 681 01:10:35,961 --> 01:10:37,181 There it is! 682 01:10:39,961 --> 01:10:41,181 Kill the beast! 683 01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:45,921 Take your dirty claws off her! 684 01:10:48,741 --> 01:10:51,181 It's time to die, man-beast! 685 01:10:53,541 --> 01:10:57,801 You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off! 686 01:10:58,061 --> 01:10:59,281 I'm not a beast! 687 01:11:01,701 --> 01:11:02,921 I'm not a beast! 688 01:11:03,181 --> 01:11:05,361 Then who is the beast? 689 01:11:05,581 --> 01:11:06,961 Kill the beast! 690 01:11:09,841 --> 01:11:11,961 All right! All right! 691 01:11:12,181 --> 01:11:13,661 It's me! 692 01:11:14,801 --> 01:11:16,921 I was not expecting that. Were you? 693 01:11:17,921 --> 01:11:19,321 I am the beast. 694 01:11:20,181 --> 01:11:23,361 I ate the cow, and I mauled the hunter. 695 01:11:24,321 --> 01:11:26,321 So do what you got to do. 696 01:11:30,501 --> 01:11:31,741 Well... 697 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:34,021 ...we can let it go this time. 698 01:11:35,101 --> 01:11:37,241 - Yeah, it's no big deal. - What? 699 01:11:38,221 --> 01:11:41,321 I won't be part of a mob to kill a black guy. 700 01:11:41,741 --> 01:11:43,841 Move it out, people. It's over. 701 01:11:45,061 --> 01:11:46,021 Come on. 702 01:11:46,281 --> 01:11:48,321 These pantyhose are killing me. 703 01:11:48,581 --> 01:11:50,441 Come on. All of you. 704 01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:56,101 Let the beast go free because he's black. 705 01:11:56,281 --> 01:11:58,761 Can't kill the black beast. That's racist. 706 01:11:59,221 --> 01:12:00,621 Way to go, buddy. 707 01:12:02,141 --> 01:12:04,221 What is the matter with you people?! 708 01:12:09,701 --> 01:12:12,401 Come on, guys! Time for dinner! 709 01:12:23,021 --> 01:12:25,321 I wonder who they'll take after. 710 01:12:27,061 --> 01:12:30,441 I got a feeling they'll take after their dad. 711 01:12:31,321 --> 01:12:32,921 It could fall out. 712 01:12:33,661 --> 01:12:37,101 Thank you dearly for this most prestigious award. 713 01:12:37,321 --> 01:12:39,021 Winning this Nobel Prize... 714 01:12:39,241 --> 01:12:41,961 validates a lifetime of hard work. 715 01:12:42,221 --> 01:12:45,181 But I really owe it all to one special person. 716 01:12:45,441 --> 01:12:47,061 And that person... 717 01:12:47,701 --> 01:12:49,801 is my fiancee, Yolanda. 718 01:12:51,101 --> 01:12:53,181 It's the Badger Milk girl. 719 01:12:58,741 --> 01:13:01,501 I guess there is someone for everybody. 720 01:13:02,101 --> 01:13:05,541 Even if you make them out of animal parts. 721 01:13:06,061 --> 01:13:07,361 You think so? 722 01:13:16,241 --> 01:13:19,241 What? What? I'm just looking. 723 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Http://hdmovie.vn