1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,720 For those of you who were doing open-heart surgery... 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,874 ...or bringing peace to the Mideast, or whatever the fuck you were doing... 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:12,351 ...this is what you missed on Shameless last week. 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,279 It's your turn. Get your goddamn ass out of this bed. 5 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:18,590 It's your fucking turn! 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:23,232 - Nanny Frank to the rescue. - Hymie has his first well-baby appointment. 7 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,800 I'll take him. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,434 Nice place you got here. 9 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,518 - What are you doing here? - I was hungry. 10 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,559 You drove all the way to the Southside for a bag of chips? 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,878 Well, a bag of chips and a ginger snap. 12 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,839 - Can I help you? - This is my son Hymie. 13 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,795 Our organization works with dying children. 14 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,555 Of course. I know that. 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,315 It's my other child that's dying. 16 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,080 Carl. Carl. A word. 17 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,711 - Cancer? - You said you cater to dying children. 18 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,472 - Camp? - I've never been to camp. 19 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:01,077 - Here he comes. - Hey, thanks for bailing me out. 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,790 All Mandy. She used her dad's line of credit at Bad Bob's Bonds. 21 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,437 Mandy. Being smart. Tell your girlfriend to wear clothes, Lip. 22 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,115 I was thinking there might be a job opening. 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,200 Tell me, Fiona, how do you feel about deli meats? 24 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,790 You're saying that if I blow you I can have a job? 25 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,431 Hey, V, do you still have that mini camera you use for titty shots? 26 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,350 - He's in there. You know what you're doing? - I got it all on tape. He's nasty. 27 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,711 I want day shifts. Home by 6. 28 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:41,517 Stay down. 29 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,760 - Stay. Stay. - How long was that? 30 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,310 Not long enough. You need at least 90 seconds. 31 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,876 City pools are filled with city kids. 32 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,954 And by "city kids," I mean black kids who swim. 33 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:00,194 Stereotype-breakers like those two kids that ripped your bathing suit last year. 34 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,512 - They turned it into a bikini. - If they'll do that when you run... 35 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,560 ...through the sprinklers, think what they'll do with a large body of water. 36 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,440 Savage little Cosby kids will drown your ass. 37 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,956 - Times have changed. - That's what they said... 38 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,511 ...when they were holding me underwater repeatedly in the summer of '67. 39 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,160 The so-called Summer of Love? 40 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,789 Not at the Sullivan Street Pool, it wasn't. 41 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,236 It was the summer of drowning whitey. 42 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,916 And until you hold your breath longer than they can hold their breath... 43 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,391 ...you're not going to Sullivan Street. Go. 44 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,197 - Whoa, can I try? - No, Carl, you've got cancer. 45 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,676 Pack your bag. We're leaving. 46 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,636 Milkovich house. Speak briefly, then shut up. 47 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,516 Daddy, it's Molly. 48 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,593 Mommy died. 49 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,837 The lady upstairs is gonna tell the police I'm an orphan... 50 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,117 ...if a family member doesn't come get me. 51 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,158 Please, come. 52 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,953 Who the fuck's Molly? 53 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,272 She's my half-sister whose meth-head mother apparently died. 54 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,598 - You have a sister? - Half. 55 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,035 Wanna finish? 56 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,839 Sure. 57 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,157 Oh, my God. You are so unbelievably tasty right now. 58 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,634 - Don't wait for me. - Charging by the minute, Madame V? 59 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,916 Yes. 60 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,357 Well, thank you for watching my wallet, you dirty little whore. 61 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,954 I am your dirty little whore. 62 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,318 Put me on my back, would you please? 63 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,312 Oh, hello. 64 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,713 Oh, you've been working on your Kegels, huh? 65 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,833 Oh, you're flexing now. 66 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,674 Oh, you're flexing. Oh, you're flexing now. 67 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,116 Roll over, Hulk Hogan. 68 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,831 - You want me to finish you off? - I'm good, hon. 69 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,997 We gotta save your sperm for baby-making. 70 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,712 - This was a baby-making session? - Hoping so. You cool? 71 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,634 Yeah, yeah, it's just-- I just wish you had given me a heads-up... 72 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,718 ...before I went with the whore thing. 73 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,839 I don't want our kid's first impression to be that you're a whore. 74 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,673 It was making you hot. Hot is good. 75 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,719 We gotta help your spermies rocket to my egg. 76 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,800 Well, just don't be upside-down too long. My sperm get dizzy. 77 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,038 Heh. Ow! 78 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,912 Shh, shh, shh. 79 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,960 - You all packed? - I need a sleeping bag. 80 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,516 Just staple some sheets together. 81 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,194 This camp's got a rifle range, woods all around a lake. 82 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,192 I'm definitely gonna kill something... 83 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,751 ...like a grizzly, mountain lion, maybe a tiger. 84 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,520 Or I might go out in the canoe and shoot some fish. 85 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,230 Cancer's opening up a whole wonderful world for you. 86 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,518 A world your other siblings will never get to experience. 87 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,554 But they don't know this camp is only for kids with cancer. 88 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,350 So like I said before, you must keep that secret. 89 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,916 You still someone I can trust? 90 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,634 Why am I the only one who caught cancer from Grammy? 91 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,510 Life is rife with questions that baffle. 92 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,394 All we can do is carry on. 93 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,439 Am I going to die? 94 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,520 Time will tell. 95 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,275 But don't you worry, I'm working on a cure. 96 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,355 - You all packed up? - Shh. 97 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,477 - Yep. - What's Hymie doing here? 98 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,155 - I'm babysitting. - Sheila popping pills again? 99 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,314 Sheila happens to think very highly of my ability... 100 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,597 ...to raise bright, independent children. 101 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,592 You're not leaving Hymie here, Frank. 102 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,480 Debbie can't take a special-needs kid on top of daycare. 103 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:05,192 Challenges foster growth. You can't prevent Debbie from an opportunity to grow. 104 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,676 Not happening. Carl, what are you doing? 105 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,594 - Making a sleeping bag. - These are Lip's sheets. 106 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,753 - Not anymore. - All right, take my ROTC sleeping bag. 107 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,515 - Really? - Yeah, I'll grab it from upstairs. 108 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:19,834 Why couldn't you win a raffle for camp when I was little? 109 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,350 Fortune dispenses randomly. 110 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,876 - I hated camp. - Don't listen to Jamie, Carl. 111 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,076 Jimmy. 112 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,391 You okay holding down the fort with Debbie's daycare insanity starting? 113 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,472 Jamie's got it. Jamie is all over it. 114 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,320 Okay, little man, see you in a week. 115 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,791 I just wanna say thanks for being a great sister. 116 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,197 I may have never said that, but now I did. 117 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,517 - You okay, Carl? - Yeah. 118 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,394 I left a list of stuff we need at the store. You kicking in for squirrel fund? 119 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:56,110 - Absolutely. I'm living here, gotta do my part. - Don't have to. 120 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,159 Want. Want to. 121 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,199 Debbie, daycare's starting! 122 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,631 Wow, thanks, Ian. 123 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:10,238 I got a couple more things for camp too. Bug spray and Swiss army knife. 124 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,996 For comfort and convenience, not as weapons. 125 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,799 Awesome. 126 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,600 See you in a week, pal. 127 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:18,989 See you. 128 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,755 - Dad, we should go. - Coming. 129 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,432 Stay away from people with cancer, little dude. 130 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,716 Okay. 131 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,873 - Who's ready for breakfast burritos? - Me! 132 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,434 Whoa. 133 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,037 - So this sister-- - Half. 134 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,479 She's just waiting somewhere for your dad to go pick her up? 135 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,750 Near Milwaukee. 136 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,515 - He gonna do it? - No. 137 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,275 So you think maybe--? 138 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:08,030 I don't know, maybe you should call her, tell her he's not coming? 139 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:12,072 No call answers that question just as good as a call does. 140 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,872 So you're cool with your sister going in the foster care system? 141 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,000 The system's better than here. 142 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,672 Yeah, says the girl who miraculously has never been in the system. 143 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,400 - She have any other relatives? - Who knows? 144 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,391 Look, it sucks, but there's nothing I can do about it. 145 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,191 She sounded desperate. 146 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:44,669 I mean, let's see if we could get her. Let's see if we can help. 147 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,355 - Help how? - Maybe locate the rest of her family. 148 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,517 - How are we gonna do that? - I don't know. 149 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,673 - Drive up there, figure it out. - In the car neither of us have? 150 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,309 - She's your sister. - Half. 151 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,154 There's a coupon in the flyer for this. Do you have one? 152 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,515 I left it at home. 153 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:06,320 There's a stack of them over there. No reason the store should have that 75 cents. 154 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,120 Adolpho, delivery ready at Register 3. 155 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,318 Princess, it's time for your break. 156 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,430 Princess, stop working so hard. 157 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,717 Princess, I got it. Go take your break. 158 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,839 It's not a "break" break, it's a Bobby break. 159 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,829 Will you be coming up for Parents Day, Mr. Gallagher? 160 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,754 No, no, no. Working. No time to relax. 161 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:43,597 Being able to afford Carl's cancer drugs means a lot of time at the foundry. 162 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,071 If I'm late, I get docked, I get docked too many times, I get fired. 163 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,755 If I get fired, I lose my benefits. 164 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,636 Benefits that will provide treatments to extend Carl's life... 165 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:58,192 ...past the doctor's original dire predictions. 166 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,720 We'll take good care of him, I promise. 167 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,200 Thank you. 168 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,670 Okay, folks, bus is leaving. Get your hugs in. 169 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:09,197 Okay, check it out. I was able to pull some strings... 170 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,558 ...and get you these special cancer pills. Take one a day. 171 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,996 They'll give you the energy to get through camp. 172 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,517 - Will they cure my cancer? - Depends on your attitude. 173 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,036 I love you, Dad. 174 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:30,232 Okay. Okay, good. There you go. Be brave. 175 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:44,435 - Ten, 11, 12, 13... - Ten, 11, 12, 13... 176 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:52,037 - One, two... - One, two, three, four, five-- 177 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,399 Ashish, it's not your turn. 178 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,074 What number did I get up to? 179 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,075 Five. 180 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,636 Or 13. 181 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,192 Whoo! Yummy time. 182 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,840 It's been a while, hasn't it? 183 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,520 What has? 184 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,000 Since we had sex. 185 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,753 Oh, yeah. 186 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,873 Sleep deprivation is the silent romance killer. 187 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,191 Who thought Frank would be the cure? 188 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,999 - Jody? - Yeah? 189 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,313 - Would you wanna stay here a little bit? - Oh, you wanna snuggle? 190 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,518 Jody is always down for maximum snuggams. 191 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,071 I was thinking maybe we could... 192 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:45,758 ...mix into snuggle time a little toy time. 193 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,116 - Sheila, we've been over this. - I'll go slow. 194 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,556 - Not gonna happen. - It's good to be nervous. 195 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,712 - Not true. - Please? 196 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:59,237 Sheila, sweetheart, I can't, okay? 197 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,359 I like what we have now. Let's not ruin it. 198 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,398 Breakfast in a sec. 199 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,797 I've been working on the railroad 200 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,998 All the livelong day 201 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,074 - I've been working on the railroad - Just to pass the time away 202 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,840 - Yo, I'm Hanley. - Carl. 203 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,515 - What up? - Not my red blood cell count. 204 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,631 - What kind you got? - The kind that kills kids. 205 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,713 - You? - Same. 206 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,952 Fiona, I need you to trade breaks with me later. 207 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,835 - Sure. When do I punch out? - Bobby will tell you. 208 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,111 And a little tip I tell all the new gals: 209 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,636 I don't punch out when I pull my extra break. 210 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,834 If I'm in the building, I'm gonna get compensated for whatever work I do. 211 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,992 - Makes sense. - When it's my day... 212 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,995 ...I punch in, go home, nap, do shit with my boyfriend... 213 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,040 ...come back, do Bobby, go back home, and still don't punch out. 214 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,193 I have one of the gals on the late shift punch me out at close. 215 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,960 Get paid for a double and only work 15 minutes. 216 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,591 Reason I need you to go for me is because I got a bunch of canker sores. 217 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,037 Need a break from the sucky-suck, if you know what I mean. 218 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,752 Jennica, could I go for you next week? 219 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,310 I just got my teeth cleaned at the free clinic... 220 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,473 ...and the trainee hygienist just shredded my gums. 221 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,632 Been there. No worries. I'll ask Lucy. 222 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,916 I got seniority. 223 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,357 I got the evening Bobby shift, which is easy-peasy. 224 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,514 By then, basically his dick is just coughing up smoke. 225 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,073 Pancakes are in the oven. 226 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,072 Great session. 227 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,960 Yummy time, mucho yum. 228 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,032 He looks so happy and peaceful. 229 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:55,678 If ignorance is bliss, then Down syndrome's gotta be euphoria. 230 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,919 - How are the pancakes? - Filling. 231 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,596 - You ever miss what we used to have? - Your crepes? Definitely. 232 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,519 Jody's not much of a cook. 233 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:16,715 I mean, the things that we would do together. 234 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,156 Our social calendar was never that full. 235 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:23,917 No, I mean, like, the things. 236 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,959 I'm talking about what you and I used to have in bed. 237 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,674 Oh. 238 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,873 No. 239 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,599 You let me be in charge. 240 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:41,152 Remember? Jody only wants to cuddle and do it like missionaries. 241 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,074 - Cuddling's good. - It's boring. 242 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,674 And uneventful. 243 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,712 I need events. 244 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,151 - I want eventful play. - Shh. 245 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,870 - I wanna be in charge. - Well, then be in charge. 246 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,997 Be forceful. Jody's malleable. 247 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,231 He's not. 248 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,232 I've tried. 249 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,560 Would you talk to him? 250 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,279 No. 251 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,870 I have needs, Frank. 252 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,952 I have needs. 253 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,680 I don't think I ask for too much. 254 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,879 - I don't know what to do. - Oh, no. 255 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,436 Please, don't cry when I'm eating. 256 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,751 I'm sorry. Just-- I miss it. 257 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:31,876 I miss it so, so much and the missing makes me sad. 258 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,077 All right, all right. I'll talk to him. 259 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,515 Really? You will? 260 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,270 Yes. If you'll stop crying and let me enjoy my pancakes, yes. 261 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,319 I can stop crying. I can stop crying. 262 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,716 I can. I can stop crying. 263 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:57,359 You're visiting a Milkovich sister nobody's ever heard of in Milwaukee? 264 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,795 Correct. 265 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,440 And you're gonna do what? 266 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:05,356 We are going to evaluate her well-being, and, if need be, rescue her. 267 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,115 - You mean kidnap. - Provide transport to a safer haven. 268 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,476 - Kidnap. - Rescue. 269 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,519 - Bad idea. - Look. A kid's in trouble. 270 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,080 We're gonna help. 271 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,717 Crossing state lines to bring a minor... 272 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,440 ...to the Milkovich House of Horrors seems like abuse. 273 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,633 Look, her mother's dead, she's home alone, and she's scared. 274 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,077 Welcome to the predictable consequences of using crystal meth. 275 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,440 Have you ever driven this thing more than four consecutive miles? 276 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,749 - What's that smell? - Fresh air. 277 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,799 - Where's the rifle range? - Don't think we have that anymore. 278 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,634 - Why's it on the pamphlet? - That's a worthwhile inquiry. 279 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:08,319 - Shouldn't have put it on if you don't have it. - Well, let's go check. Come on. 280 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,557 - Damn it. - You all right, Lucy? 281 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,554 No, I'm not all right. 282 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,634 I was filling in for Jennica on her-- I was filling in for Jennica's Bobby break. 283 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,679 I got Bobby juice on the blouse I'm wearing to Cuban Night. 284 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,550 Now Jennica's gonna get her car keyed, because I am fed up with co-workers... 285 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,713 ...who always have canker sore outbreaks when it's their turn. 286 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,038 Hey, don't forget to backload those. 287 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,871 There was a farmer who had a dog 288 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,952 And Bingo was his name-o 289 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,909 B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O 290 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,470 B-I-N-G-O And Bingo was his name-o 291 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,876 Wanna sing along with us, Carl? 292 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,953 - I wanna shoot a rifle. - I got some info for you on that one. 293 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,954 - We no longer offer a rifle range. - That's bullshit! 294 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,272 - Language, please, Carl. - There's a range on the pamphlet. 295 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,035 How about I teach you to play chess? 296 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,557 How about I call Action 4 News and tell them you lie to dying kids... 297 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,360 ...about what they get to do at this horseshit camp? 298 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:20,070 - I'm sorry, Carl. - I wanna go to the forest and kill something. 299 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,790 Let's find you something safe to do, yet still thrilling. 300 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,394 Like making a tie-dye T-shirt. 301 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,434 You don't have to want it. 302 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,997 Doing things you don't wanna do is how you make a relationship work. 303 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,915 I can't, Frank. I'm sorry. Sex toys are a gateway choice. 304 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,276 Toys can be mind-expanding. 305 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,035 I just got my one-year chip from Sex Addicts Anonymous. 306 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,790 Part of my recovery is to make certain I only have loving, committed sex. 307 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,431 - No battery-powered aids allowed. - She just wants to kick it up a notch. 308 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,795 Make her happy. 309 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,311 The key to my continued happiness is to have loving sex infrequently. 310 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,199 I've mastered the infrequent part. 311 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:59,240 This isn't about your happiness. It's about Sheila's. 312 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,997 I've finally got my life back under control. If I kick it up a notch, there's no stopping me. 313 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,153 - It's an addiction. - Oh, would you stop bragging? 314 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,232 We're all sex addicts, man. 315 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,960 - Ten, 12 times a day? - Thinking about it? Yeah, more. 316 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,476 No, the act. Arousal and release. 317 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,031 Before I got into SAA, I was having sex 10, 12 times a day. 318 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,432 - Giving or receiving? - Never receiving, always destroying. 319 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,316 - Destroying? - That's what I used to call it. 320 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,880 Destroying pussy. 321 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,880 You all make coming to work such a delight. 322 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,470 - Ten to 12 times a day? The same woman? - Never. 323 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,314 That's the Internet. Once you announce your depravity... 324 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,517 ...there's other depravers seeking company. 325 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,673 You put it out there, you find a ton of willing participants... 326 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,351 - ...who wanna be humiliated having sex. - I gotta re-up my AOL account. 327 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,672 One week, I had 32 different partners. 328 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,593 Didn't cost me a dime. 329 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,753 Toys, contraptions, restraints. 330 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,833 You start messing around, you think you're under control. 331 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,117 Eventually, you abuse your arousal center... 332 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,557 ...needing stranger and stranger shit to flip your switch. 333 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,794 I mean, I started to look at sex like a fight. 334 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,312 And my weapon was my cock. 335 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,350 Knew I had a problem when I couldn't get hard... 336 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,480 ...unless I was slapping it in the face of a woman who was pretending to cry. 337 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,871 I underestimated you, Jody. 338 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:29,760 In a bar full of depraved people, you are the grand poobah of depravity. 339 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,877 Was. Won't be again. 340 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,954 What do I owe you for the ginger ale, Kev? 341 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,110 - Vanilla or chocolate? - Mixed. You got any rainbow sprinkles? 342 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,357 They discontinued sprinkles last summer. 343 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,716 Some brands have been linked to cancer. 344 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,758 I already have cancer. This camp blows. 345 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,310 No sprinkles? What is this, Mexico? 346 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,076 - We're trying to create an enjoy-- - Create some sprinkles before we die. 347 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,357 Hey, kids, it's Moppy the Clown. 348 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,310 Yo, Carl, way to speak up. 349 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,597 - Wanna go check out the lake? - Sure. 350 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,031 - I'll go ask. - Don't ask. Just go. 351 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,035 - They'll get mad if we don't ask permission. - Cancer is our permission. 352 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:17,114 We've been at this camp a day without seeing the lake. I've never seen a lake. 353 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,273 - Not even Lake Michigan? - Where's that? 354 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,757 I didn't get a chance to swing by the bank. 355 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,594 - I'll get money in the squirrel fund tomorrow. - Okay. 356 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,831 - How'd it go today? - Weird. 357 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,639 - Daycare? - No kids lost limbs. 358 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,757 No kids were lost by Jim. 359 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,515 - Excellent. - How'd cashier work get weird? 360 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,515 I think everyone at work, other than me, is blowing the manager. 361 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,080 That's genius. 362 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,754 Evil genius. 363 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,913 Taking advantage of women who can't afford to lose their jobs? 364 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,560 - It's sick. - Then quit. 365 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,639 I need the job. Overtime, benefits. 366 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,714 But eventually, they're all gonna realize I'm not carrying my share of the load. 367 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,950 Literally. 368 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,440 Maybe I can figure out a way to make them all stop... 369 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,990 ...before they realize I'm getting a free ride. 370 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,757 If we stick together and collectively boycott giving him what he wants, maybe it can stop. 371 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,596 - There's strength in numbers. - "United we stand, divided we suck dick." 372 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,912 Hey, revolutions have begun with less inspiring phrases. 373 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,356 Cool. 374 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,637 Flat rocks skip better. 375 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,273 They pay for your braces before they found out you were dying? 376 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,272 I'm not dying. 377 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,195 You got cancer, dude. You're dying. 378 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,272 We're all dying. 379 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,597 My dad got me some special pills. 380 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,958 Good luck with that. 381 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,755 Seriously. 382 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,149 They ain't got no cure. 383 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,915 I thought this camp was supposed to help kids. Fresh air and that stuff. 384 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:52,071 The only kids invited to this camp are the ones that ain't gonna make it. 385 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,670 This is the final party. One final "screw you." 386 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:59,119 Putting all this cool shit within arms' reach and then not letting us do dick. 387 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,752 If you had to pick one wish they could actually grant, what would it be? 388 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,237 Titties. Never seen a real girl's titties. 389 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,280 - Porn? - Sure, but never seen titties in real life. 390 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,193 - You? - Older sister. 391 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,919 Describe them. 392 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,315 Like titties, except they're your older sister's... 393 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,473 ...so you don't really wanna keep looking at them. 394 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,597 - How's that? - It's fine. 395 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,080 - You feeling me? - I do. 396 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,795 - What's my name? - Have you forgotten your name? 397 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,599 - Say it! - It. 398 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,479 - My name. - Jody. 399 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,992 Hey, Molly. It's me, Mandy. 400 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,356 - This is Lip, my friend. - Hey. 401 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,480 Is Daddy here? 402 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,992 He's at sea, but he sends his love. How are you? 403 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,799 Am I coming home with you? 404 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,474 Molly, did your mom--? She have, like, an address book... 405 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,197 ...with family members from her side of the family? Cousins or anyone like that? 406 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,396 No. 407 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,075 Okay. What about her cell phone? 408 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,913 You know anyone on that? 409 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,110 She only had two numbers on it. 410 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,039 Daddy's and her dealer's. 411 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,391 You never meet any uncles or aunties? 412 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,359 Just you. And my cousin, David. 413 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,591 He's in the Navy and fights bad guys. 414 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,797 But other than him, no. 415 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,756 Are you taking me to Daddy? 416 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,832 Whoa, 51 seconds, Debs. 417 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,472 Only 39 seconds to go. 418 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,519 Hey, Register 2, you having a party? 419 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,357 Ladies will be all aflitter. 420 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,672 - Hi. Patty. Deli. - Hey, Patty. Fiona. 421 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,837 Just a chance to mingle, away from work. 422 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,720 Coffee, cocktails, conversation, totally casual. 423 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,713 I've been working here 25 years, no one's ever thrown a party. 424 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,393 Good to get to know people away from the salt mine, you know. 425 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,671 I don't, but I'm glad you're gonna show us. 426 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,797 - Want me to bring something? - All set. 427 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,112 You sure? Something from the deli? Bobby will give us a discount. 428 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,478 Or I could throw away some meat and pick it up from the dumpster. 429 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,518 Don't worry, I'll double-bag it. 430 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,999 I'm just gonna do chips and salsa. Something light. 431 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,998 More room in my belly for beer. 432 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,396 See you tonight. 433 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,636 Panerai. Nice. 434 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,594 How nice? 435 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,080 Two thousand. 436 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,552 It cost me 5 three years ago. 437 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,355 Don't need a pedigree, just need an answer. 438 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,877 Okay, kids. For lunch we have organic chicken, a fresh kale salad... 439 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,953 ...and a juice bar with beets, cukes, ginger and carrots... 440 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,039 ...ready to be ground down into their essential goodness. 441 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,157 - Any chicken nuggets? - I love nuggets. 442 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,754 Chicky nugs? I want some. 443 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,838 Sorry, guys, no chicken nuggets. 444 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,235 - You got a car? - No. 445 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,959 - I'm a college student. - Buy one. 446 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,316 - People who go to college are rich. - I'm not. 447 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,597 Then call us a cab and get us some nuggets. 448 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,510 I got money. My mom said I could buy whatever I want from the camp store. 449 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,200 I want chicken nuggets. 450 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,751 - There's no nuggets at the camp store. - We're dying of cancer. 451 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,958 Serial killers on death row get lobster for their final meal. 452 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,079 These meals could be our last. We can't get chicken nuggets? 453 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,630 We have cancer. Go get us some nuggets now. 454 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,589 Nuggets. Nuggets. Nuggets. 455 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,316 Hanley, I'm gonna get you to see some real titties. 456 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,790 Not sister titties. Not porn titties. 457 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,311 Just naked, real titties. 458 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,634 - Well, I'm off to work. Mm-mwah. - Okay. 459 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,160 Eggs are in the oven, Frank. 460 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,633 - You were gonna talk to him. - I did. 461 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,280 Nothing's changed. 462 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,233 Not gonna happen overnight, Sheila. 463 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,831 - I am running out of time. - You're not. 464 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,596 I think we can have what we had again. 465 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,558 And I would never cheat on Jody... 466 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:33,398 ...but I am ready to ask him if you and I can have a little toy time on the side. 467 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:39,079 We had something special, but not as special as you and Jody. 468 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,509 I don't need Jody. I need you. 469 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:48,472 I need you back because of what you let me feel... 470 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:55,917 ...by allowing me to make you feel something that you don't want to feel. 471 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,032 You brought a girl to my house without asking me first? 472 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,192 You took me in when I needed it. 473 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,914 My MS has got real bad. 474 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,720 My whole left side goes numb for weeks. 475 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,554 - I'll help. - Your heart's in the right place. 476 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,871 You're the best Milkovich there is. 477 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:19,840 - I should have called first. I'm sorry. - No. It's not a bad idea, Mandy. 478 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,511 It's a bad time. I mean, I can't take care of little kids. 479 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,672 Take her back. 480 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,351 There are good people who work in the places that take care of orphans. 481 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,355 - She'll be better off. - You'll look after her while we figure it out? 482 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,399 What are you gonna do when there's no Aunt Rande to run to? 483 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,550 One day, there won't be. 484 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,474 That day is today. 485 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,071 Loving sex is a rule of my program. 486 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,877 Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. 487 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,676 Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature. 488 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,355 That's a good thing. We're not animals, we're people. 489 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,672 With the ability to elevate sex to a spiritual, loving experience. 490 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,237 You can have that with Sheila and still give her what she needs. 491 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:12,077 - That's not been my experience. - You're smarter, stronger. You can handle it. 492 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,469 Sheila needs you. 493 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,240 I love her, Frank. I really do. 494 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:22,191 Then don't let past regrets scare you from embracing new experiences. 495 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,076 It's what it unleashes in me that I'm afraid of. 496 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:29,314 Jody, the most important part of your recovery is this little family you've started. 497 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,318 Sheila wants to be sensitive to your recovery, but she has needs. 498 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,076 Your acceptance of those needs is an act of love. 499 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,479 This is love. 500 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,520 You're not breaking your sobriety. You're showing her how much you care. 501 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,034 Hmm. 502 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,909 Ready, Jody. 503 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,592 Right. What are we doing again? 504 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,679 "Eat at Anne's." With an arrow. 505 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,115 Cool. Hop on. 506 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,070 - Mm. - Hey, where you been? 507 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,391 - Hey. Milwaukee. - What? 508 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,392 Love Milwaukee. Breweries. 509 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,358 - What's all this? - Party for work. 510 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,076 Hey, Fiona. 511 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,478 Fiona, this is Molly, Mandy's sister. 512 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,916 You have a sister? 513 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,397 I do. Hey, Molly, bathroom? 514 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,110 - You guys, I'm up to 75 seconds. - Doing what, Debs? 515 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,596 - Prepping to be drowned at the city pool. - Oh. Cool. 516 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,673 This is Molly, Mandy's sister. Can you show her the bathroom? 517 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,519 You have a sister? 518 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,036 Milwaukee? 519 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,237 Look, her mother OD'd and she called Mandy. 520 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,431 Uh-huh. So why are you involved? - He's Captain Chivalry now. 521 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,911 She's a girl that needs shelter while we figure out the next step. 522 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,993 - Can she stay here for a bit? - Kind of full up. 523 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,675 - Not with Carl in camp. - Take her to her father's. 524 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,073 We're not gonna take her to her father's. Her father likes to molest his daughters. 525 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,680 Should have led with that. 526 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,830 You don't need to be playing house with Mandy Milkovich. 527 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,120 So yes or no? 528 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,115 Until Carl gets back. 529 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,591 But doing shit like this signals something to a girl like Mandy. 530 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,110 You sure you know what kind of signals you're sending? 531 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,031 - Pop. - Can you meet me for a drink? 532 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,352 - Is everything all right? - If everything was all right... 533 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,553 ...I wouldn't ask you to meet me for a drink on short notice. 534 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,111 - Can't you tell me on the phone? - Just put on your big-boy pants... 535 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:36,231 ...and meet your father at a bar of your choice so we can mumble like men over a beer. 536 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,195 No. 537 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,958 This is where they lock up the pain pills. 538 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,198 - We need a bolt cutter. - No, we don't. 539 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,875 Just use your Swiss army knife and unscrew the bolts. 540 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,351 Or we can just break the glass. 541 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,799 When I break the glass, you guys cough so no one will be suspicious. 542 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,952 One, two, three, cough. 543 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,149 What are you kids doing? 544 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,391 We were gonna steal the drugs and sell them. 545 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,234 Really? You need to work on your lying. 546 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,915 - What do you need money for? - We wanna pay a woman-- 547 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,391 Shut up. This is a camp that's supposed to fulfill wishes. 548 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,153 But all you do is say no. 549 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:41,353 Kids, I came to work here to do my part in diminishing the burden of your illness. 550 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,995 I know you've been disappointed with some of the restrictions put on you here. 551 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,994 I wish I had the power to change that. 552 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,193 You may have more power than you think. 553 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,595 Frank, Jody wants to talk to you. 554 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,478 Ladies, thanks for getting together on such short notice. 555 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,960 Who doesn't like a party? 556 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,875 You've all embraced me at the store and I really appreciate it. 557 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:30,593 And I just, I want to say that we, collectively, have a voice. 558 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,351 And we should start voicing it. 559 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,957 - You starting a ladies choir? - I sing at the church every Sunday. 560 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:43,672 - I can't sing at all. - No. No, but-- 561 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,674 Ladies, we need to speak about what's going on at work. 562 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,194 With Bobby. 563 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:54,397 I, like all of you, am happy to have a job, okay? 564 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,873 But I don't want this job if the cost is a never-ending payback hummer. 565 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,433 I don't want to live in that world. It's not right. 566 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,195 - Someone finally said it. - I've said it for months. 567 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,192 But you didn't throw a party. 568 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,920 If we band together, we can put an end to this. 569 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,790 An end to hearing your name called over the loudspeaker. 570 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,954 An end to him deciding we're here to please him whenever the urge arises. 571 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,477 An end to feeling like we have to give him whatever he wants... 572 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,793 ...like we are some desperate whores who are happy for the attention. 573 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,112 Our jobs are not his to threaten us with. 574 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,876 Our mouths are not his property to use as he pleases. 575 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,231 I was this close to biting it off last week. 576 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,633 We need to say, "This stops now." 577 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,069 Yeah! 578 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,236 - It's not that bad. - What? 579 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,916 I mean, he showers daily, keeps himself clean. 580 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,711 Last year, when my kid got sick, he gave me time off. 581 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,679 - Says something. - Patty's right. 582 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,275 When I punch in late, he never dock me. 583 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,949 What's a blowjob if when my kid is sick I stay home? 584 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,351 - It's sexual harassment. - Exactly. 585 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,672 He let me take flowers to put on my mother's grave. No charge. 586 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,797 - He charges you a weekly hummer. - Right. 587 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,431 He lets you take home week-old carnations that are already dying. 588 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,435 - To hell with his flowers. - It's once a week for 10 minutes. 589 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,514 Stick your finger up his rear and pop his cork, you get it done in two. 590 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,798 That's what I'm gonna do, and leave a Lee Press-On up there. 591 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,840 - Give him something to scream about. - Amen, Jennica. 592 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,594 We're playing a dangerous game, ladies. 593 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,592 - Patty, come on. - Okay? Wait. Wait. 594 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,434 If we cause a ruckus, we get him fired, guess what. 595 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,751 We don't know who the next manager will be. 596 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,072 What if he doesn't let us call in sick when we're really not sick? 597 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,832 What if he doesn't let us go to a funeral without punching out? 598 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,232 What if he doesn't let us take home expired meat and sheet cakes... 599 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,598 ...and a pony keg once and again, for free? 600 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,910 Bobby's a nice guy. 601 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,909 Okay, okay, so we have to provide him with oral pleasure once a week. 602 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,311 - Is that such a bad thing? - Yes! 603 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,279 No, no, no. Listen, girls, listen. Think about it. 604 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,480 The dick we're sucking may very well be better... 605 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,991 ...than the dick we might have to suck instead. 606 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,278 - Thank God you're in the minority. - Thank you. 607 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,591 - Yeah? - Yeah. 608 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,832 - Let's take a vote. - On what? 609 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,480 The situation at hand. 610 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,838 Whether we keep what's working, working. 611 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,715 - You want to have a vote? - Hey, you convened the blow job town hall. 612 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,678 Let's vote. Yes or no. 613 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,550 Fine, show of hands. 614 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,951 No, no, no. 615 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,679 Secret ballot. 616 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,475 Let the democratic process unfold. 617 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,396 Couple of tips: Don't relax. Pretend you're scared. 618 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,911 - She likes that. - I don't have to pretend, though. 619 00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,518 It'll stretch, trust me. If God didn't want us putting things up our ass... 620 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,240 ...he would have given the rectum a gag reflex. 621 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,800 So tonight maybe you and Molly should sleep together. 622 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,394 I'll bunk with Ian and Liam. 623 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,711 If she wakes up in the night freaking out... 624 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,792 - ...you'll be there. - All right. 625 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,637 How long? 626 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,391 - Ninety-two seconds. - Yes! 627 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,358 I'm only doing this for Hanley. 628 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,079 I have cancer too. 629 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,435 Me too. 630 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,077 You're the best friend I've ever had. 631 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,995 - Now how about the lower half? - Not happening, pal. 632 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,514 Wendy? 633 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,439 Wow. 634 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,637 Exactly how I imagined them to be. 635 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,952 Okay. 636 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,237 "Blow job." 637 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,831 "No blow job." 638 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,310 "Blow job." 639 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,834 "Abstention"? 640 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,118 - Really, ladies, one of you is abstaining? - What does that mean? 641 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,670 It means someone doesn't care one way or another. 642 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,799 I never minded it, but he never asks me anymore. 643 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,196 That's because you're a human piranha, Lois. 644 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,956 - And blow jobs win, six to three. - With one abstention. 645 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,476 - That's what I'm talking about. - I want a recount. 646 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,756 Yeah, come on, ladies. 647 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,799 How could this many of you vote for blow jobs? 648 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,920 - Yeah, have the guts to say who you are. - Patty's right. It's not that bad. 649 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,151 - What about your blouse? - Stain came out. 650 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,310 Admit it, Fiona, he doesn't taste that bad. 651 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,477 I wouldn't know. I've never done it. 652 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,716 Oh. 653 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,396 You're the reason why I had to pick up an extra hummer this week? 654 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,189 - Pop. - James. 655 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,680 Um... 656 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,071 - Is this a place you frequent? - Yeah, neighborhood joint. What's up? 657 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,914 Um... 658 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:35,357 Your mother and I are getting a divorce. 659 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,874 Kev, shots, please. 660 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,680 I'll just be down the hall. 661 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,518 You might hear some sirens and stuff during the night, but you'll be safe. 662 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,438 - Okay. Good night. - Good night. 663 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,230 Here you go. Change of underwear and a nightgown. 664 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,954 I'll be back in a second, Molly. 665 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,272 - Thanks. - Oh, yeah. No worries. 666 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,114 Night. 667 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,440 Night. 668 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,992 I will totally teach you to swim. 669 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,471 We can protect one another from city kids who hate white people. 670 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,838 Oh, yeah, that's just my girl penis. 671 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,159 It looks exactly like a boy penis. 672 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,200 But I'm a girl, so it's different. 673 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,995 Mm. 674 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,196 Incompatibility finally caught up to us. 675 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,680 When are you moving out? 676 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,629 - Now, basically. - Basically? 677 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,554 - Well, literally. - Oh. 678 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:13,670 She changed the locks. 679 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,714 Hmm. 680 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,560 - Where are you staying? - Hotel, probably. 681 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,559 So how's Mom? 682 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,200 Oh. 683 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,793 She's fine. 684 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,479 I'm being nice. How's your mother? 685 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,313 Your mother... 686 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:43,078 ...she is on the final slope downward into the pickle jar. 687 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,757 A pill to rise, a pill to sleep, a pill to numb her throughout the day. 688 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:53,636 And then Tanqueray to wash it all down. 689 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,069 She changed the locks. 690 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,716 So be it. 691 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,199 Yeah. 692 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,560 - And remember to breathe. - I don't wanna do this. 693 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,157 Just keep reminding yourself, this is love. 694 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,119 Say it with me. This is love. 695 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,875 - This is... - Love. 696 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:24,273 - This is love. - This is love. 697 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,638 - This is love. - Exactly. 698 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,475 Okay, Sheils, you're good to go. 699 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,191 Thanks, Frank. 700 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,440 This is love. 701 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,717 Wait, wait, wait. It's not my fault. I was over-served, okay? 702 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:56,432 All right, let's just agree to blame the bartender and call it a night, okay? 703 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,592 What, are you picking up a little crack first? 704 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,000 This is where I live. 705 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,636 Hey, Fiona, Ian, you've met my father. 706 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,678 - Hello. - Hey. 707 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:22,431 - Whoa, whoa. Hey, Ian, a little help here? - Sure. 708 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,479 Yeah, we were at the Alibi and we had a few. 709 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,160 I'll get a pillow and a blanket. 710 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,953 All right. 711 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,791 This one's gonna take. 712 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,796 My boys are gonna hit your bull's-eye, I can feel it. 713 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,397 - Come on, boys, swim! - Ha-ha-ha. 714 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,349 Swim like Michael Phelps! Swim, baby! 715 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,752 - Can a vagina go deaf? - Whoo! 716 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,798 - Ha-ha-ha. - Get up there, now! 717 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,714 My parents are getting divorced. 718 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,270 - I mean-- - Is that a good thing or bad thing? 719 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,071 I mean, now I'm gonna have to spend more time with both of them, so not good. 720 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,192 Listen, I'm sorry I brought him here. 721 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,592 He was in a state and we were right around the corner and... 722 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,955 Let's end this day right. 723 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,195 Oh, sorry. 724 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,352 It's okay. I'm done. 725 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,552 What the fuck? What the fuck? 726 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,073 What the fuck? 727 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,440 - I was looking for the shower. - Who the fuck are you? 728 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,398 - It's Jimmy's dad. - What's going on? 729 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,870 - Oh. - Whoa, where's your clothes? 730 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,196 I was gonna take a shower. 731 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,558 - I came into the wrong room. - Then hopped in bed with a full chub. 732 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:45,360 - What? - Jimmy's dad tried to go balls-deep on me. 733 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,989 - No, no, I didn't-- - Then why'd you grab my sack? 734 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,310 - Cover up. - Okay. 735 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,517 - Everything all right? - Doesn't seem to be. 736 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,633 - Molly, Debs, back to bed. - Fuck. 737 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,236 Are you sure--? 738 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,359 When you feel a full chub in the back, the meaning is clear. 739 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,960 Ned was looking for me. 740 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:09,193 I met him at a club. We've been hooking up for a while. 741 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:14,433 - You've been screwing Jimmy's dad? - I didn't know it was Jimmy's dad at the time. 742 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,914 He's nice. 743 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,876 - Is this why Mom kicked you out? - What? 744 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,271 No, no, no. 745 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:44,751 Does she know that you're... Gay? 746 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:52,316 Not so much gay as, you know, sometimes I enjoy men more than women. 747 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,598 No, no, it's not that. 748 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,240 I'm broke, son. 749 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,312 Financially broke. 750 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,951 That's why she threw me out. 751 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,751 That's not the only reason... 752 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,719 ...but most of it. 753 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,440 I'm sorry about in there. 754 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,313 Were you trying to screw Lip? 755 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,715 No. It was the wrong bed. 756 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,998 It's the other kid. Ian. 757 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,594 I'll be at the Four Seasons. 758 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,431 I think I still have a credit card that works. 759 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,190 I'm so sorry. 760 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,993 If I had to apologize for all the stuff my father's done... 761 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,477 - ...I wouldn't have a voice left. - Hmm. 762 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,472 They were really nice.