1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,398 --> 00:00:04,379 For most students, the weekend is 2 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,080 entertainment for two days, 3 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:08,579 For freedom and my brother 4 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,450 It meant avoiding all forms of hygiene. 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,419 Come on, come on. 6 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,320 But in my opinion, education 7 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:20,450 It was like an unpleasant break. 8 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:26,669 Oh my! Thank god! 9 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:29,099 But this time any It wasn't a weekend, 10 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,099 Because this weekend, my family's 11 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:33,200 It was the weekend I was going to do my taxes. 12 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,562 Welcome, W-2. 13 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,579 Young Sheldon 2x4 - A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce 14 00:00:42,141 --> 00:00:44,052 Translated by: beetlepoet twitter.com/bayancingilbort 15 00:00:50,335 --> 00:00:52,085 Enjoy watching :) 16 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,299 "If you do not have retirement compensation, 17 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:04,739 But if your spouse has See table on page 14". 18 00:01:04,740 --> 00:01:05,949 If it's tight, stop it. 19 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:09,570 Mom, I was looking at our expenses. 20 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,079 Our grocery expenditures compared to last quarter 21 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,109 I noticed it increased by 12%. Why do you think it might be? 22 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,479 There is someone at the end of the table eating for free. 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,219 At the other end of the table There is someone who eats for three people. 24 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,940 00:01:58,999 There are copies of receipt 128 and receipt 130, 40 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,320 but there is no copy of 129. 41 00:02:02,744 --> 00:02:04,820 Oh yes, don't worry. 42 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:07,559 But I like to worry, It feels soothing to me. 43 00:02:08,050 --> 00:02:09,079 Of course it is. 44 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,539 the balance of the account I took out the balance sheet 45 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,189 00:02:53,609 Other bilmese de olur. 61 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:56,739 - What if mom needs to know? - Okay, this is confidential between us. 62 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,160 Just trust me. 63 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:00,809 If your mother doesn't find out This would be better for all of us. 64 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,710 But I'm no good at keeping secrets. 65 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,819 It's not difficult. Just keep your mouth shut. 66 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:06,549 00:03:17,460 It happened, it will happen, it will be behind me At least he wanted me to fly in the garden. 70 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:21,479 - Good night, baby. - Good night, mom. 71 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,040 - I love you. - And I you. 72 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,569 Ah, dive. 73 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:31,139 That's what I do every night I was brushing my teeth like. 74 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,109 So there is nothing new. 75 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,449 Are you okay? 76 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:36,379 Yes. I am good. 77 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:38,180 I am very good. 78 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:39,819 Tell Sheldon the meaning of good. 79 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,977 Let me shut up. 80 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:43,150 Sweet dreams. 81 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,109 I love you. 82 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:47,749 I love you too, because you are my mother. 83 00:03:55,963 --> 00:03:57,213 You are so weird. 84 00:03:57,861 --> 00:03:59,269 More than ever? 85 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,270 No, I guess not. 86 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:03,780 Great. 87 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,979 To avoid appearing suspicious, 88 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,619 with my mother as much as possible I tried to communicate less. 89 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:13,789 Fortunately, with your mouth full talking is rude. 90 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:16,119 you look tired baby. Did you sleep well? 91 00:04:19,964 --> 00:04:22,790 So how much do you think? Will we get a tax refund? 92 00:04:25,388 --> 00:04:27,169 - Good morning. - Good morning. 93 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:28,899 I slept naked last night. 94 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,939 I felt all the breeze. 95 00:04:31,588 --> 00:04:33,269 Thanks for sharing this with us. 96 00:04:33,768 --> 00:04:35,229 What does it mean. 97 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,120 Fight you cowards, fight! 98 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,940 You fight, Skeletor. 99 00:04:41,595 --> 00:04:44,279 Mare, do we have batteries?! 100 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,603 Look in the drawer next to the refrigerator! 101 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,619 But there was only so much food I could eat, 102 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:53,630 so as much as possible I started running away from my mother. 103 00:04:56,969 --> 00:04:58,460 What are you doing there? 104 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:00,199 I'm keeping your secret. 105 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,700 Get some control over yourself. 106 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:03,729 I already control myself. 107 00:05:03,730 --> 00:05:05,669 - Be a little more in control. - Did you find it? 108 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:08,329 Yes, I found it. Thank. 109 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:12,309 You're welcome Look, Have you noticed anything strange about Sheldon? 110 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:15,649 No, no, no. Difference I can't say I did. Why? 111 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:18,849 frighteningly quiet and I'm sorry to say this, 112 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:22,250 but for a few days He didn't go to the big toilet. 113 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:23,689 How do you know? 114 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,239 This situation scared me so much. 115 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,219 that's why its I looked at the toilet diary. 116 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,690 Still holding that thing, huh? 117 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:31,300 Yes, that's why Polaroid He wanted a camera. 118 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,919 Well, I think he'll get better soon, 119 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,099 But I try to keep an eye on him. 120 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,710 - Thank. - Ok. 121 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:45,679 - Gone. - Thanks. 122 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,280 The batteries are in this drawer. 123 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:57,690 We have a problem. 124 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,959 Sheldon, how much longer? I don't know if I can hide it. 125 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,399 That's why I said don't write me a check. 126 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,269 Ok sorry, But I didn't have any cash with me. 127 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:10,569 I don't want Mary to find out about this. 128 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,939 So what about Sheldon? 129 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,709 The child has not gone to the toilet for days, It will explode soon. 130 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:17,439 Add some Metamucil to the apple juice put it in, it will be like a radish. 131 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,240 Why don't we confess? 132 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,680 Well okay, let's do that. 133 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:27,389 You can rat me out to Mary... 134 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:30,619 I told him your church I'll tell you what you did at your picnic. 135 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:32,359 Don't do it! 136 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,889 Now you're getting ugly. 137 00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:36,390 Either we sink together or We'll go out together, George. 138 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,890 We either sink together or we rise together. 139 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:47,309 Grandmothers are generally good-hearted. 140 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:49,050 What's wrong with you? 141 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,599 Escaping from my mother in my own home 142 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,690 It was quite difficult so It was time to get creative. 143 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:02,009 Hello. A room in your hotel I want to reserve. 144 00:07:02,776 --> 00:07:04,555 I will come tonight. 145 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,689 No, it's just me. 146 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,639 Ooo, a double bed, very nice. 147 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,952 So what is the price of this room? 148 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,600 Oh. Is this the monthly price? 149 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,548 Daily? 150 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:24,500 Special discount for children Is there any chance you can do it? 151 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:28,599 We've been friends for a while, isn't it? 152 00:07:29,268 --> 00:07:30,669 It must be so. 153 00:07:30,670 --> 00:07:33,300 So have a sleepover What do you think about it? 154 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,439 It is possible. Your mother is your television It allows you to watch. 155 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,209 Tonight we have Jake and Fatman. 156 00:07:37,737 --> 00:07:39,679 I meant at your house. 157 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,479 But then you'd miss Jake and Fatman. 158 00:07:41,811 --> 00:07:43,780 That's better. What are you saying? 159 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:46,419 I have to ask my mother. 160 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:49,240 Well, tell him I'm clean and well-behaved, 161 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,770 and if you don't have enough rooms, I can also fit into tight spaces. 162 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,060 Your first sleepover. 163 00:07:59,070 --> 00:08:00,529 You must be excited, right? 164 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:03,499 No, it's not exciting at all, this is constipating 165 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,639 and only from my mother I do it to escape. 166 00:08:06,316 --> 00:08:08,189 But still, This is your first sleepover. 167 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:09,830 Look at the fun part. 168 00:08:09,914 --> 00:08:11,414 ♪ Dave Mason - We Just Disagree ♪ 169 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:14,631 So yeah, I know it's hard, but... 170 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:16,170 You are doing well for now. 171 00:08:17,101 --> 00:08:18,540 Spend some time at Tam's house, 172 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:21,759 clear your head and go home Return refreshed. 173 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,259 So can I tell my mother then? 174 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,859 No, you can't tell your mother. 175 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:27,829 Being honest works Wouldn't it make it easier? 176 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:30,549 Usually yes, but... 177 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:32,618 Sometimes the truth can upset people. 178 00:08:34,087 --> 00:08:35,930 We don't want to upset your mother, do we? 179 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:36,999 Of course not. 180 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,539 Well done. 181 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:45,229 Look what you can do tonight Let me tell a joke. 182 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:47,899 In your hand when you are fully asleep apply some shaving foam 183 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,429 and then tickle your nose. 184 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:50,430 Why? 185 00:08:50,431 --> 00:08:53,849 Because you see, he'll scratch his nose 186 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:55,850 And his whole face will be covered in shaving cream. 187 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,389 So what happens next? 188 00:08:57,390 --> 00:09:00,929 Then... that's it. 189 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:02,559 But I'm a guest in their house 190 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,259 And that's for their kindness 191 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:05,799 Doesn't seem like a good response. 192 00:09:06,251 --> 00:09:07,809 Nevermind. 193 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:09,849 What if shaving foam gets in your eyes? 194 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,009 This could hurt you. 195 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:12,379 I'm sorry I said it. 196 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:14,110 Also I shave my own I didn't bring my foam. 197 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,120 his father's I have to use it and this... 198 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,260 Forget it! 199 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,299 Hello. 200 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:26,439 Hello. You Miss... 201 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,739 Tam's mother. 202 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,839 I'm Sheldon's father, George Cooper. 203 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,849 Pleased to meet you. 204 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:32,399 stay here for the night Thank you for allowing. 205 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,379 This is her first sleepover hospitality. Very excited. 206 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:37,949 - Actually, I'm a little worried... - He's really getting impatient. 207 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:41,249 If something happens, say hello. 208 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,519 So, call. Just hello It's not possible to say that. 209 00:09:45,908 --> 00:09:47,409 This-this was a joke. 210 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:51,230 Alright coach, have fun. 211 00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,369 Visiting Tam's house for the first time 212 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:58,549 being emotional It was up and down in meaning. 213 00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:01,499 For example, Vietnamese homes 214 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,399 A scary religious building right at the entrance They have a tradition of keeping statues. 215 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,450 I didn't like this. 216 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:08,610 However, for hygienic reasons 217 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:12,205 not wearing shoes at home He also had habits. 218 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,129 I liked this. 219 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:15,420 Interestingly, 220 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:18,269 The best of Vietnamese cuisine One of the important materials 221 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:21,870 also as fish sauce It is a known extremely hot sauce. 222 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,879 I didn't like this. 223 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,779 But before every meal, 224 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:29,349 Everyone must wash their hands and face. 225 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,019 I liked this. 226 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:34,650 in the vietnamese house It is not customary to use a fork. 227 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,749 I didn't like this. 228 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,029 And instead of napkins, everyone at the table 229 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,600 There was a towel they shared. 230 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,969 Seriously, what were they thinking? 231 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,639 Shelly willingly goes to sleepover 232 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,290 It still seems weird to me. 233 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,509 Ha, I don't know. 234 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:56,409 It's growing. 235 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,879 boys a little to grow wings and fly, 236 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,679 It's natural for them to try something new. 237 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,049 Don't talk nonsense. 238 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:05,249 Last week, I used raisins with sugar. I bought it from Raisin Bran. 239 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,748 He almost went crazy. 240 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:10,589 If you ask me, you're worrying for nothing. 241 00:11:11,597 --> 00:11:12,720 Maybe it's because of me. 242 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:15,319 Maybe I did something to upset him. 243 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,059 What are you saying? 244 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,340 He loves you like crazy. 245 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,199 More than you like it. 246 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,369 That's right. 247 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,569 I don't know. 248 00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:25,898 Something's wrong with me It seems like it isn't. 249 00:11:26,765 --> 00:11:27,615 Mother! 250 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,779 My hair got stuck in the zipper! 251 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,980 This is the kid you should really worry about. 252 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:37,349 Okay, Connie, why don't we confess? 253 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:39,449 - Impossible. - You heard him. 254 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:41,319 Now he blames himself. 255 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:45,120 And Sheldon's just as depressed that he acts like a normal child. 256 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,139 - Okay, let's say it. - Thank. 257 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,459 But first tell him at your picnic I will tell you what you did. 258 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,390 - Mary! - Okay, okay. 259 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,139 How long will you do this? I don't know if we can continue. 260 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,010 I'm all for it. 261 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:10,419 Well, the name of this game isThe Mysterious of Ka'a Warlords. 262 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:11,589 It is considered enjoyable. 263 00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:13,600 There are six types of secret warlords... 264 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:16,929 - Secret warlord. - This is confidential between us. Hidden. 265 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,130 This is confidential between us. 266 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:20,059 Have you noticed anything strange about Sheldon? 267 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,300 Let it be between you and us. 268 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,199 It's okay even if your mother doesn't know. 269 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,929 I looked at her toilet diary. 270 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,409 - This is confidential between us. - He hasn't gone to the toilet in a few days. 271 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,069 - Sheldon. - Secret. Hidden. 272 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:30,140 - Secret. - Secret. 273 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,500 Did you hear what I said? 274 00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:36,710 Sorry, I have a traumatic experience. I was living again. 275 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,810 What do you want to say? 276 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:43,249 I've got a secret that's eating me up 277 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,949 And I need to tell someone this. 278 00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:46,280 OK, tell me. 279 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,250 But I promised not to tell. 280 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,159 Ok. Then don't say it. 281 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,159 But it drives me crazy. 282 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,469 I wish you were Catholic. 283 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:55,069 You could go to a priest and confess. 284 00:12:55,826 --> 00:12:57,299 This is a very good idea. 285 00:12:57,701 --> 00:12:59,699 You are Catholic. to you I can confess. 286 00:12:59,935 --> 00:13:00,999 I am not a priest. 287 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,099 I'm not Catholic either. 288 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,799 Everything is within reason. 289 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,809 Okay, tell me when you're ready. 290 00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:09,270 What are you doing? 291 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,479 I'm getting into the mood. 292 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,079 Alright. 293 00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:15,869 Forgive me, Tam, for the sins I have committed. 294 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,819 This is my first confession. 295 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:20,119 I forgive you, my son. 296 00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:24,689 I was handling my family's taxes and noticed a plug was missing. 297 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:26,359 - I asked my father... - Tam'e all this disgusting 298 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:30,899 While I was telling the incident, I had a look on my shoulders. I could feel the burden lift. 299 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,700 From this deceit I finally save myself 300 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,169 It relieved me. 301 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,839 Then as we get closer, 302 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,100 I felt like a new person. 303 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,108 That's the whole story. 304 00:13:41,944 --> 00:13:43,455 Super. Can we play now? 305 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,660 And now that my conscience is clear, 306 00:13:45,670 --> 00:13:48,249 My intestines are the same. He was ready to do anything. 307 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,020 Excuse me. I need to go to the toilet! 308 00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:01,015 Let me sleep in your bed Thank you for giving. 309 00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:04,459 My father visits me always honor 310 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,385 and they are extremely taught me to be polite. 311 00:14:06,749 --> 00:14:09,350 Vietnamese people are very hospitable. 312 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:12,420 Yes, but it's always Unfortunately it didn't work for us. 313 00:14:17,494 --> 00:14:19,720 Have you ever had your father come and ask you about your mother? 314 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,760 Did you think he would want you to keep a secret? 315 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,790 No, no. 316 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,159 He's so honest, which is annoying. 317 00:14:25,712 --> 00:14:26,859 That's enough chatting. 318 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,009 Sleep quickly! 319 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,289 My mom is just annoying. 320 00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:41,930 Well done, you did it. 321 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,830 How was your first sleepover? 322 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,170 Did they make you eat strange food? 323 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,309 While I was in Vietnam We had fish soup for breakfast. 324 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,479 Sheldon, I'm telling you. 325 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,949 I'm not talking to you. 326 00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:00,810 Okay, what's going on? 327 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:03,280 First time this week I was able to sleep properly for once 328 00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,319 and I woke up with a new perspective. 329 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,589 And this is...? 330 00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:10,559 It was very irresponsible of you to put that secret on me. 331 00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:13,329 Sheldon, we talked about this. 332 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,859 Things are complicated. 333 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:18,290 in an intellectual sense Even though I don't take you as an example, 334 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,500 always as a role model I took you as an example. 335 00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:25,840 I can't do this anymore. 336 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,449 But don't be afraid. We made a deal. 337 00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:34,030 I will continue to keep your secret. 338 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,719 - Hi. - What's up? 339 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,160 Well, I need to tell you something. 340 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,369 What have you done? 341 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,290 Sheldon said as he looked at our taxes. 342 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,969 He realized he had a missing receipt. 343 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:57,039 What have you done? 344 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,891 Before you say why When you find out you will trust me 345 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,404 and not to delay the topic What if you said you would understand? 346 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,769 What have you done?! 347 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,780 It's all your mother's fault, she's such a bad person. 348 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,241 I've been telling you this for years. 349 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,289 What have you done?! 350 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,100 Okay, now, before you answer... 351 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,859 Tell me what you did. 352 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,229 I got a drunk driving ticket. 353 00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:20,889 Mother! 354 00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,520 It's not such a bad thing. 355 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,929 driving while drunk How is it not bad to use?! 356 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,530 Actually, I wasn't using it. 357 00:16:27,077 --> 00:16:28,869 I don't understand?! 358 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,139 We went greyhound racing with Georgie, 359 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,569 And I was a little drunk. 360 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,733 Georgie?! 361 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,479 God be my witness, 362 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,979 I have never in my life I didn't go to greyhound racing. 363 00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:39,979 He learned. 364 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,519 Oh, I've been there a few times. 365 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,849 Please someone tell me what Can he explain what it is?! 366 00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:47,259 Well, my grandmother and I We went to the bar at the racetrack... 367 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,189 You took him to the bar?! 368 00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:50,359 He didn't drink! 369 00:16:50,745 --> 00:16:53,829 He had a little too much margarita, That's why I drove the car on the way back. 370 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,559 But you don't have a driver's license! 371 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,309 That's why the police When he pulled over, we changed places. 372 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,679 Oh my God... 373 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,130 I have nothing to do with this part. 374 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,039 - Shut up! - Ok. 375 00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,609 Georgie's head I didn't want him to get into trouble, 376 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,989 So before the police come I immediately got behind the wheel. 377 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:11,649 And then I got arrested and, well, 378 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:13,289 So he bailed me out. 379 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,689 So all this from me Did you think you should hide it?! 380 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,249 - Definitely. - One hundred percent. 381 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,947 OK, so we do it like this: 382 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:21,050 You and you until I say otherwise 383 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,800 You will stay at his house! 384 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,129 To whom should I tell this story? He would say, you are the hero. 385 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:28,129 You went to gamble, you drove without a license 386 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,649 and you lied to me. 387 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,019 But heroic. 388 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,620 Get out! 389 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,090 I loved this whole thing. 390 00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:45,769 I think you're angry with me. 391 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,230 Oh never mind. 392 00:17:47,644 --> 00:17:49,039 I am grateful to you... 393 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,539 For not snitching on what happened at the picnic. 394 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,470 Well, we had a deal. 395 00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:58,079 Besides, your marriage is already on the rocks. 396 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,679 Is there a time when it's not shaky? 397 00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:03,019 Okay then, I'm going to bed. 398 00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:06,169 Goodnight. 399 00:18:07,575 --> 00:18:08,720 Goodnight! 400 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:16,059 Hello? 401 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,660 Now listen. 402 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,999 At your last church picnic, your husband 403 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,940 Sneaked in a six-pack of beer, 404 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,400 drank it all to the bottom 405 00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:25,434 And then he got in line for the toilet... 406 00:18:25,796 --> 00:18:26,985 Look. 407 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,709 Do you have an extra toothbrush? 408 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:30,079 Under the sink, dear. 409 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,249 Thank. 410 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,810 What does it mean. 411 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:38,239 Then our big gorilla is next He decided he didn't want to wait, 412 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,220 went to the church vegetable garden and 413 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:45,589 He started watering the whole damn garden. 414 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,059 I'm eating those vegetables! 415 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,337 Sweet dreams.