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("Paranoid" by Osama
and Black Sabbath playing)
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(men shouting)
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(music concludes)
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(speaking Japanese)
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(breathes heavily)
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- (knife cuts)
- (grunts)
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(breathes heavily)
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(grunting)
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(stifled scream)
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(breathes shakily)
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(breathes heavily)
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(grunts)
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(whimpers)
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(breathes shakily)
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Ah.
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(Yakuza member shouts)
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(thuds)
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(lackey shouting
in Japanese)
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Yakuza boss:
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("Put Your Hand
In The Hand" by Ocean playing)
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♪ Put your hand
In the hand of the man ♪
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♪ Who stilled the water ♪
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♪ Put your hand ♪
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announcer on radio:
In special news,
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Normal is celebrating
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152 years since
the railway came to town.
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Weather advisory
remains on a high level
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- with a winter storm...
- (car horn honking)
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- ...looks like it's going to--
- (car horn honking)
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♪ By putting your hand
In the hand of the man... ♪
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Keith: So, how's
the motel treating you?
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Ulysses: Exactly how you'd
expect for 55 bucks a night.
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Keith: What'd you do dinner?
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I got delivery
from the Chinese place.
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Chang Lu's?
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Is there
another one?
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No. No. Just Chang Lu's.
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(engine starting)
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Keith: Have you been to Ernie's
place to try his meatloaf?
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It's amazing.
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Ulysses: Duly noted.
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(phone line ringing)
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(tone beeps)
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woman on phone: This is Penny.
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Sorry I missed you.
Please leave a message,
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and I'll circle
back when I can.
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- (tone beeps)
- Ulysses: Hey, it's just me,
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Ulysses, you know,
your husband,
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if you don't mind me
still calling myself that.
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I know we agreed
to take some time apart,
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that you need space.
I... I get it,
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but I just thought
I'd let you know
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I landed another
temporary sheriff job
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in a little town called
Normal, Minnesota.
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Like a lot of small towns,
it's half abandoned.
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The other half is nice, though.
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People seem
friendly enough.
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They built themselves a real
nice little setup here,
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considering how hard times are
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for most folks
in the country right now.
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I don't know
what their secret is,
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but I could do with
a serving of it.
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Anyway, it's just
for eight weeks
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till they elect
the new permanent lawman.
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My goal is to leave this town
just the way I found it.
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- (leather creaking)
- (radio crackling)
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(man speaking
indistinctly on radio)
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What's the deal
with that jacket?
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It's pretty cool, huh?
I got it to match my chopper.
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- I didn't know you had one.
- Oh, no, I don't, not yet.
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I'm just saving up.
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Figured I'd
start with the jacket.
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(leather creaking)
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Well, it's loud.
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Keith: You mean
it's too flashy?
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No. I mean it...
(sighs) ...makes noise.
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- It's literally loud.
- (leather creaking)
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And I don't
think it's regulation.
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- Right.
- Ulysses: Sorry.
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- I'll just...
- (creaking)
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No, no. Just leave it on.
Leave it on.
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It's cool. It's very cool.
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(radio crackling)
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Whoa. $16.8 million.
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Where the hell did this town
get that kind of money?
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Community really
came together on that one.
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Yeah, I would say.
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Keith: Hey,
Mayor Kibner!
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There he is.
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I can't wait
for the parade next week.
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We all dress up.
You're going to love it.
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I always wanted to be
the parade mascot,
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but I never got picked.
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I'm not bitter, though.
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The guys take their bikes
pretty seriously here.
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My bike's probably going
to be a lot like this one.
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Jeez, Randy. I wish my
girlfriend was that dirty.
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Have you got
a girlfriend, Sheriff?
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No. I've got a wife.
She's had it with me.
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Keith: Then I'll put an
extra sugar in your coffee.
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Hey, Tom! How are you?
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Hey, Mike. This is
America, God damn it.
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What's mine is mine,
for fuck's sake.
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She can't go and
talk to me like this.
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I'm going to go put a pot on.
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I feel like Sisyphus pushing
a rock up a God damn hill.
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What's the problem?
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(sighs)
Tom's being a Goddamn dick.
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- That's the fucking problem.
- Fuck you, you trumped-up--
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Whoa! Just communicate
the problem to me.
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Depends who the fuck
you're meant to be.
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Well, if I'm reading this
badge correctly,
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I'm the sheriff.
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Yeah. I sure as
shit didn't vote for you.
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I understand.
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You know Sheriff Gunderson
died, right? Last week?
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This is Ulysses.
He's filling in, yeah?
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Yeah. I... I heard
something about that.
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- Well...
- So you're his replacement?
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I'm the interim.
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It's like a substitute teacher.
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For how long?
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He's on week one
of eight.
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Blaine: Morning, peoples!
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Sally: Morning, Blaine.
Ooh, donuts.
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- Hey. Old-fashioned?
- Okay. Well, so,
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Carl keeps parking
his Goddamn--
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- Sally: Carl's his neighbor.
- My neighbor keeps
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parking his God damn rig
in my driveway.
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- It's a tow truck.
- I see.
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Sally: Carl has his own
tow trucking company,
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- has since high school.
- Hey, Mike.
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I lived there first.
It's my property just as much--
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Tom's on a flag lot, so they
have to share a driveway.
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He's blocking me in!
That fucker's taking 70 percent.
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Hang on! Hang on!
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Look. You want me
to drive out there
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and sort this out
with Carl for you?
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Finally. Please.
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Okay. Then I best
head out there pronto.
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Uh, we're good? All righty.
Then I'll retire to my boudoir.
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Hey.
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How's that badge, Sheriff?
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Keeping it
warm for me?
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(chuckles) I'm doing my best.
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Blaine: (chuckles)
Election's in six weeks.
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Remember to vote for me.
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- Ulysses: Sure.
- (Blaine laughs)
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Ulysses: Good people,
small problems,
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and if my instincts tell me
something is seriously amiss,
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well, then I'll get involved.
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But yeah. I kind of stopped
trusting my instincts.
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It's not that I don't care
anymore, Penny.
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It's just, life's a lot easier
when you care a little less.
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Then again,
we are who we are.
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Nothing to see here.
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(indistinct radio
chatter in background)
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Oh, there you are. Refill?
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What? Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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- This is a hell of an armory.
- (coffee pouring)
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Yeah.
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Is that C4?
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Sally: Uh, that-- It is. Yeah.
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Why do you have that?
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I don't know.
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After 9/11,
Sheriff Gunderson applied
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for every anti-terrorism
grant available.
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Yeah? How much did
he spend on training?
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(phone ringing)
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I should probably get
back to the phones.
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Well, the door was unlocked.
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That's kind of a no-no.
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Oh. Sorry about that.
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(phone ringing)
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Ulysses: Every town
has its own little quirks.
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You can't change 'em.
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Two hundred K,
and the instructions
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are in Japanese.
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Ulysses: The interim job
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is not to get
in the way of them.
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I'm like a midwife
with a gun...
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(chuckles) ...helping 'em
transition smoothly.
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(shop bell jingling)
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Oh, damn it. Damn it. Hey!
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I like the way you law, man.
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(wind whooshing)
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("Bang Bang"
by Janis Martin playing)
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♪ I'll trade you my heart
For your heart, baby ♪
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♪ Give you all
My kisses to boot ♪
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♪ I'll trade you my heart
For your heart baby ♪
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♪ Give you all
My kisses to boot... ♪
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Hey, Sheriff.
Welcome to my place.
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Oh, you're Ernie?
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Yeah, just like my dad
and my granddad before me.
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Oh, yeah. Tell me.
What's the story with the decor?
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Well, Granddad started
collecting 'em after the war,
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and he didn't stop
till the day he died.
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Any of them loaded?
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00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,359
Wouldn't be much fun
if they weren't, would it?
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- (chuckles)
- So, what can I get you?
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Uh, I heard good things
about the meatloaf.
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Sure. Coming up.
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You got to try the pie
before you leave town.
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Ulysses: Hmm.
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00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:46,974
reporter on TV:
...dropping temperatures.
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Snow is much more likely,
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00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,444
making this our first big
winter storm of the season,
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00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,046
and whoo-whee,
does this look like a doozy.
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Fucking weather.
Fucking Minnesota.
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reporter on TV: ...plans
to issue a shelter in place
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warning around noon tomorrow.
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,600
(animal bellowing)
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(metal clattering)
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00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,170
(screams)
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00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,172
(animal bellowing)
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00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,206
(gunshot)
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00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:21,809
- (animal bellowing)
- (pants)
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00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,179
- (metal clattering)
- (animal bellowing)
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00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,433
(bellows)
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00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:49,604
(chuckles)
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00:12:49,738 --> 00:12:53,807
(moose bellowing,
moose snorting)
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- Ulysses: Say cheese.
- (shutter clicks)
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00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,114
What's going on,
Officer?
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Uh, I think a moose
just stole your paint.
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00:13:05,386 --> 00:13:07,888
Mike: It is going to be
a busy day today.
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I wanted to get your stamp
of approval
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on the parade route.
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- Ulysses: Okay.
- There's an intersection
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that I think are just
a real hornets' nest,
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and of course, first,
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we have the celebration
of life at the sheriff's.
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00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,373
The... former
sheriff's, that is.
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(sighs)
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00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,277
But you don't have to worry
about saying anything,
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because the mayor's going
to take care of that,
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and there will be food.
(chuckles)
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00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:36,785
It is a potluck,
so it should be fun.
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00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,385
- All right.
- (radio squawking)
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Sally on radio: Anyone
available? There's a situation
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with Maynard down at
the hardware store. Over.
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Ulysses: Most of my time is
spent on shenanigans,
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- low-stakes stuff.
- Sally on radio: Report's
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two assholes screaming
at each other.
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Ulysses: I get to
say "Nothing to see here"
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over and over all day.
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(both shouting)
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All right! Just separate!
Separate!
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00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,673
Mike, I need you
to escort old Clayton here
251
00:13:58,807 --> 00:13:59,940
from the premises
and arrest him!
252
00:14:00,074 --> 00:14:01,776
- For what?
- For being a sumbitch!
253
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,211
Sumbitch? More like thrifty.
254
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,614
Amazon's got these
damn near 30 percent off!
255
00:14:06,748 --> 00:14:08,349
Okay. To be fair, Maynard
that seems...
256
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:09,850
Clayton:
This is America, damn it.
257
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,051
- The customer is always right.
- ...like a fair price.
258
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,219
That's not helping.
259
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:13,555
Oh, the customer
is always right
260
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:14,855
when he's trying
to bankrupt the shop-keep?
261
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:15,989
No, no. Calm down. Calm down.
262
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,224
Listen, Sheriff.
I will be damned
263
00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:18,859
if I'm going to let some old--
264
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,629
Like you need the money!
You look like an angry thumb!
265
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:24,331
Maynard: Go home and be
Amazon's bitch, motherfucker!
266
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:25,834
- Guys.
- (both shouting)
267
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,268
Guys! Guys!
268
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,707
Maybe we just want to bring
the temperature down
269
00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,041
a little bit
270
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:38,412
in front of the temporary
guest from out of town.
271
00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:40,381
Am I right?
272
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,517
Maybe we should
go for a walk, hey?
273
00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,385
- Okay! I'm going!
- Huh, Clayton? Okay.
274
00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:46,153
- I'm going!
- Let's go.
275
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,789
Clayton, this is America,
276
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,391
which means you can't walk out
of a store without paying.
277
00:14:50,525 --> 00:14:52,059
- That's a good point.
- It's called shoplifting.
278
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,595
Clayton: Maynard,
you thieving motherfucker!
279
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:56,865
Enjoy your long walk
in the snow, you geriatric tool!
280
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,066
- Sumbitch!
- Okay. Come on now.
281
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,602
Clayton:
Asshole!
282
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,704
How often does that happen?
283
00:15:03,505 --> 00:15:05,105
Once, twice a week
if I'm lucky,
284
00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:06,907
and it's not like
he needs the money.
285
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,543
He just likes pissing up my leg.
286
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:11,478
Whoa. There's a lot
of locks on that cabinet.
287
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:12,913
What's going on there?
288
00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:14,582
Stump removers.
289
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,684
Uh, what does that mean?
290
00:15:17,151 --> 00:15:19,721
Old-school
stump removers.
291
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:23,591
I still don't know exactly
what you're talking about.
292
00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:24,859
Sheriff, come quick!
293
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,862
What? I want
to hear your answer.
294
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,597
(door closing,
shop bell jingling)
295
00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:32,767
Ulysses: It's the yarn?
What-- What about it?
296
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:35,035
It's the yarn. I--
I-- Look. Look.
297
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,438
I'm sorry. This is
your "Sheriff, come quick"?
298
00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:40,909
I ordered pink,
and they gave me mauve.
299
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,309
Uh, not to play
devil's advocate,
300
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,044
but that is not pink.
That is mauve.
301
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,947
Mauve. That's what I said.
What should I do?
302
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,917
Well, I... I'm not going
to be able to help you,
303
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,151
because they look
exactly the same to me.
304
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,153
I'm sorry. I'm color-blind.
305
00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:56,925
All right. Well,
unlike you, Sheriff,
306
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,293
my clientele's a bit more
discerning.
307
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,061
They're not color-blind.
No offense.
308
00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:02,329
- (radio beeping)
- Sally on radio: Mike?
309
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,698
Are you there? Over.
310
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,567
- (radio echoing)
- (feedback squeals)
311
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,468
Mike, come on. Pick up.
Are you still with the sheriff?
312
00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:09,169
Is that a police
scanner you got?
313
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,672
You keeping tabs on me?
314
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:14,074
Yes, sir, and a CB radio.
315
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,945
- Ulysses: Oh.
- I get lonely.
316
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,680
- And nosy.
- (beeping)
317
00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,548
Copy that, Sally.
I'm on my way.
318
00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:21,749
Take care.
319
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,587
Call the fire
department next time.
320
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,790
- Oh, I...
- Ulysses: I'm kidding.
321
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:30,190
(chuckles)
322
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,092
(door closing,
shop bell jingles)
323
00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:33,193
(bell tolling)
324
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,797
Ulysses: Your buck goes a lot
further out here.
325
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,431
That's for sure.
326
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:40,367
Gunderson had got himself
the Big Mac of McMansions.
327
00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:42,537
He must have issued a hell of
a lot of parking tickets
328
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:43,872
to get that.
329
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,106
So, what do you say about
a man like Gunderson?
330
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,076
- He was a son of a bitch.
- (crowd chuckling)
331
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,078
But he was our son of a bitch.
332
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,680
- Mike: Boss?
- He was a great golfer, right?
333
00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:54,983
- Mike: Boss.
- A medium fisherman and...
334
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,684
Ulysses: Oh. What's up?
335
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,853
You got to get
in on this.
336
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,388
This is just like Christmas.
337
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:03,625
You got
Pete's meats,
338
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,994
fortune cookies,
all you can eat.
339
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,862
You want me to make you a plate?
340
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:11,766
Uh, not unless I want
to end up like Gunderson.
341
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,433
Oh. That reminds me.
342
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,238
I think you should
be wearing this.
343
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,943
But I thought you
said you had only one.
344
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:26,346
I did, but when the visitation
was over and done with,
345
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,083
I nicked it off of the corpse
346
00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:33,453
before they closed the casket.
347
00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:37,491
So, you enjoy
the power while it lasts.
348
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,706
(people chatting in distance)
349
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,208
(suspenseful music playing)
350
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,379
(liquid pouring)
351
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,587
Dr. Velie:
Oh, what a trip that was.
352
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,188
Those Japanese sure
love their golf.
353
00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:09,624
(chuckles)
354
00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:13,360
So, what'd you pick?
355
00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:16,196
Oh. Uh, Ashford something.
356
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:20,802
I always tend to lean
toward the Irish.
357
00:18:21,803 --> 00:18:23,103
Seven Gs a bottle.
358
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:24,672
(whistles)
359
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,275
- Dr. Velie.
- Ulysses.
360
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:32,412
Um, you signed, uh,
361
00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:34,782
Sheriff Gunderson's
death certificate, right?
362
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:37,250
Sadly, yes, I did.
363
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:38,920
What happened there?
364
00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:43,290
Well, a couple Wednesdays ago,
around three in the morning,
365
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,892
Deputy Blaine found him out back
366
00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:47,595
in little more than
his tighty-whities,
367
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:52,100
frozen like a chunk of ice
chiseled by a chainsaw.
368
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,702
What do you suppose
he thought he was doing?
369
00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:58,640
Not my job to go supposing...
(chuckles) ...to be sure.
370
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:00,608
Gunderson liked his fishing.
371
00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:03,111
He had a fishing rod
in his one hand
372
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,914
and a auger in the other,
so my guess,
373
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,149
man thought he
was going ice fishing.
374
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:11,753
At night, in his underwear?
375
00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:15,857
(chuckles) Well, as you can see,
the man was a drinker.
376
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,759
Kibner: And a son of a bitch,
377
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:20,394
but then again, he was
our son of a bitch, right?
378
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:22,329
- (laughs)
- Hey, Doc. Give me a minute.
379
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,264
I'd like to bend his ear, okay?
380
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,466
Now. Yeah. Thank you.
381
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,636
I want to thank you for coming.
382
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,004
Of course.
383
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:31,973
So, let me get this straight.
384
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:33,741
Did I hear...
385
00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:38,112
you saw the moose?
386
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,247
I did. I got a picture of it.
387
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,749
Kibner: God damn!
388
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,851
I am the only one in this
town who has never seen
389
00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:45,019
that fucking moose,
390
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,287
and I keep an eye out for it.
391
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:49,557
You know,
in Native American culture,
392
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:53,895
the moose is a symbol
of endurance and survival. Hmm?
393
00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:56,329
- I--
- Kibner: So,
394
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,033
what do you think
of our little town?
395
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,970
- It's, um, charming.
- Yeah. You know, I hear
396
00:20:03,104 --> 00:20:06,174
that you are a very
laid-back kind of guy,
397
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,843
not a crack-the-whip sort.
398
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:10,745
Well, I mean,
I've been known to--
399
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,847
Did you ever think
about settling down?
400
00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:17,185
You could be a real sheriff
for more than a few weeks.
401
00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,188
You could build a whole new
life here in Normal,
402
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:24,659
because we really
celebrate the community.
403
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:28,930
Around here,
it's always one for all.
404
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:30,230
- That sounds--
- Mayor?
405
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,231
- Kibner: Yeah?
- It's time.
406
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,567
Kibner: Yeah.
407
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,234
But I want you to
think about it.
408
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,770
- I will.
- Kibner: All right.
409
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,976
Alex: What do you mean, get out?
410
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,411
- Why is that of your--
- (car horn honking)
411
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:45,646
Alex: Fine.
412
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:48,950
Blaine: Have you
been sleeping in your van?
413
00:20:49,817 --> 00:20:51,085
What? What?
414
00:20:51,219 --> 00:20:52,653
Blaine: You're a mess.
415
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,890
You're not
the sheriff yet, Blaine!
416
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,593
Mike: Hey, boss.
417
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,361
I was just,
uh, checking on you.
418
00:21:01,495 --> 00:21:04,766
- Uh... you good?
- I'm fine.
419
00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:06,934
Well, I just wanted to let
you know that they put out
420
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,504
more of those mini eggrolls.
They're custom.
421
00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:12,006
And the mayor's just
about to tell the story
422
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,474
about the time he went
on the cruise with Jane Fonda,
423
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:17,277
- so...
- (engine revving)
424
00:21:18,513 --> 00:21:20,615
Ulysses: You know
who that is in the van?
425
00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:24,451
Mike: Sheriff Gunderson's,
uh, daughter, I think.
426
00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:26,254
Alex.
427
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,658
("Ain't She Sweet" playing)
428
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,392
♪ Here she comes on
Down the street ♪
429
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:34,461
♪ Ain't she sweet with that
Style and that smile ♪
430
00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:35,963
♪ And don't you know... ♪
431
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:39,834
Hey, lawman. Up for a game?
432
00:21:40,668 --> 00:21:43,938
Uh, my hands are shaky.
They only trust me with a gun.
433
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:46,274
(chuckles) Company, then?
434
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,542
♪ That's my girl ♪
435
00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:48,943
I got to warn you.
436
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,912
I'm not very good.
437
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,480
So, would you say
you knew Gunderson well?
438
00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:56,316
Gunderson? Yeah.
I knew him pretty well.
439
00:21:57,151 --> 00:21:59,452
It was sad, the way he, uh...
440
00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:01,823
you know.
441
00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:04,225
But he liked to drink.
He liked to fish.
442
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,994
So the way I see it, he died
doing what he loved best.
443
00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:08,529
You fish?
444
00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:11,833
Uh, when I was a kid,
with my dad.
445
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:14,202
- You?
- Me? Fuck no.
446
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:16,571
Probably the only one
in town who don't,
447
00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:20,041
but in the end, death...
comes for us all,
448
00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:21,175
don't it, lawman?
449
00:22:22,143 --> 00:22:24,579
I'm not getting
a Sheriff out of you, huh?
450
00:22:25,112 --> 00:22:28,415
If you really were, you would,
but are you?
451
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,086
- (glasses clink)
- You've been listening
452
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,889
to my internal monologue,
haven't you?
453
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,057
That's my job.
454
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,427
I'm Moira,
the barkeeper here.
455
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,632
Rack 'em up.
456
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,334
Why are you here?
457
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,536
Stop fucking around.
Come on.
458
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,403
I'm all ears.
459
00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:52,073
All right.
460
00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:58,012
I used to be a regular sheriff.
Nice county
461
00:22:58,145 --> 00:23:00,348
with a couple little towns
just like this one.
462
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,750
I married my
high school sweetheart.
463
00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:07,521
- Moira: Perfect.
- It was. I was, uh...
464
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:10,558
pretty proud of myself.
465
00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:14,562
I walked through life
with my head held high.
466
00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:16,097
I knew who I was.
467
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,104
Then this girl, uh...
468
00:23:24,505 --> 00:23:26,807
Her dad, someone I knew,
469
00:23:27,341 --> 00:23:30,077
a, uh, upstanding citizen...
470
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:33,981
had been, uh...
471
00:23:39,553 --> 00:23:41,122
I didn't believe her.
472
00:23:43,791 --> 00:23:47,194
Short while later, there was
an incident at the house.
473
00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:51,565
Gunshots, and I went in.
474
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,969
And she was
standing over him.
475
00:23:55,937 --> 00:23:59,073
He was wounded.
She had a gun out.
476
00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:04,645
And he was cursing her
for what he'd done to her.
477
00:24:06,547 --> 00:24:08,082
And I told her
to put the gun down,
478
00:24:08,215 --> 00:24:09,417
and she didn't hesitate.
479
00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,752
She shot him
right between the eyes,
480
00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:14,288
and then she aimed
that gun at me.
481
00:24:15,222 --> 00:24:17,992
And she cursed me
for not believing her.
482
00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:23,764
And then
we both shot.
483
00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:29,170
Um, I had better aim.
484
00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:34,175
After that...
485
00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:39,046
I got dark inside, and...
486
00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:45,553
I didn't know who I was anymore,
and I still don't.
487
00:24:50,624 --> 00:24:51,892
And the wife?
488
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,763
I, uh-- I was hard to be around.
489
00:24:56,864 --> 00:24:58,498
I still call her.
490
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:02,937
She doesn't answer, but...
491
00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:05,506
I don't mind.
492
00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:09,076
I live in hope one day she will.
493
00:25:17,618 --> 00:25:19,086
(gun firing)
494
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,688
(pants)
495
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,225
automated voice:
You have one message.
496
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:25,559
(beeping)
497
00:25:27,028 --> 00:25:29,030
Kibner: Hey, Sheriff.
It's the mayor.
498
00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:30,765
- (banging)
- People are really
499
00:25:30,898 --> 00:25:32,133
- liking your light touch.
- (woman groaning)
500
00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:33,701
Have you considered
my offer?
501
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:35,002
Get back to me
as soon as you can.
502
00:25:35,136 --> 00:25:36,470
- Come on!
- (beeping)
503
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,906
I want a stupid bun.
God damn it.
504
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,841
I bet I can help
you with that!
505
00:25:41,108 --> 00:25:42,643
Oh. Hi, Officer.
506
00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:44,278
- Hey.
- I mean Sheriff. I--
507
00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:46,614
- Got stuck.
- Yeah. I see.
508
00:25:46,747 --> 00:25:48,015
Yeah.
509
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:49,518
Ulysses: Which you think
will knock it down,
510
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:50,985
the caramel or the cookie?
511
00:25:51,118 --> 00:25:53,020
Lori: Uh, I guess
the caramel should do it.
512
00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:54,655
Ulysses: Yeah.
That's my guess, too.
513
00:25:54,789 --> 00:25:57,058
(people speaking indistinctly)
514
00:25:57,191 --> 00:25:59,960
- What's your dog's name?
- Oh, her name's Olive.
515
00:26:00,795 --> 00:26:01,996
- Nice!
- Yeah!
516
00:26:02,296 --> 00:26:04,131
- Hey, Olive.
- (Olive barking)
517
00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:05,399
What a good dog.
518
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,268
My name's Ulysses.
519
00:26:08,135 --> 00:26:09,236
I'm Lori.
520
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,706
You know, I wish these
things had dog food.
521
00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:17,278
- Yeah. Well, someday.
- Yeah.
522
00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:20,981
All right. Well, uh,
watch out for the moose.
523
00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:24,452
- Lori: Moose?
- Yeah. Big.
524
00:26:24,819 --> 00:26:26,887
Be careful. He might
try and paint you.
525
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:28,656
Moose?
526
00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:43,270
- (knocking at door)
- Yeah?
527
00:26:44,038 --> 00:26:46,841
- (phone ringing outside)
- (chuckles)
528
00:26:46,974 --> 00:26:49,677
(woman on radio
speaking indistinctly)
529
00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:51,011
Ulysses: Thanks.
530
00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:53,614
Look. I...
531
00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:56,951
I don't know
if I should say this.
532
00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:01,789
But our mustaches
are so similar.
533
00:27:03,057 --> 00:27:04,925
We're like a couple brothers.
534
00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,261
Or at least a couple uncles.
535
00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:10,030
(phone ringing)
536
00:27:11,065 --> 00:27:13,834
Well, I should probably
get back at it, so...
537
00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:19,340
("Ain't Nobody's Business What
I Do" by Davy Graham playing)
538
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,482
♪ Since you left me, baby ♪
539
00:27:28,617 --> 00:27:29,650
♪ I'm out all night... ♪
540
00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:31,752
Ulysses: How can love go away?
541
00:27:31,886 --> 00:27:34,088
I mean, did I take
it for granted?
542
00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:35,356
I guess I did.
543
00:27:35,756 --> 00:27:37,626
I didn't protect that girl,
544
00:27:37,758 --> 00:27:39,594
and I lost you in the bargain.
545
00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:43,931
You said I shut down, Penny.
You were right.
546
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:47,868
(siren squeals)
547
00:27:48,002 --> 00:27:49,604
Is this what happened
to Gunderson?
548
00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,740
Did he give up
and say, "Fuck it,"
549
00:27:53,174 --> 00:27:55,209
walk into the snow buck naked?
550
00:27:56,243 --> 00:27:58,379
Oh, that's a hell
of a way to die.
551
00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:02,449
Alex: I'm not doing
anything wrong.
552
00:28:03,518 --> 00:28:04,752
You been drinking?
553
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,391
Not when I was driving.
I pulled off to start.
554
00:28:12,661 --> 00:28:14,395
(sniffs) Bourbon?
555
00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:22,136
- That's very impressive.
- You mind if I join you?
556
00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:24,872
I'd-- Joi...
557
00:28:29,644 --> 00:28:30,911
(Alex groans)
558
00:28:36,585 --> 00:28:38,118
That's a cool belt.
559
00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:42,122
I'm Alex.
560
00:28:42,691 --> 00:28:44,024
Ulysses: I'm Ulysses.
561
00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:47,061
Can I have the cheap booze?
562
00:28:51,832 --> 00:28:53,934
You're Gunderson's
daughter, right?
563
00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:57,771
No.
564
00:28:58,607 --> 00:28:59,608
Oh.
565
00:29:00,609 --> 00:29:04,144
Yeah. Okay. Um, you're...
you're Gunderson's kid.
566
00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:08,415
He had lots of pictures of you
on the wall in his office.
567
00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,050
You got his eyes.
568
00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:14,788
Yeah. Those are old pictures.
569
00:29:16,725 --> 00:29:18,192
He's very proud of me.
570
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:21,529
Daddy's little girl
going military.
571
00:29:21,962 --> 00:29:24,164
Couldn't keep that up.
(chuckles)
572
00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:27,801
You were having an argument
573
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,638
with Deputy Blaine
outside the house.
574
00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,071
What was that about?
575
00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:33,440
The mayor.
576
00:29:33,675 --> 00:29:37,444
Uh, he didn't want me
to attend the memorial service,
577
00:29:37,579 --> 00:29:43,484
because he said that I would be
too much of a distraction.
578
00:29:44,418 --> 00:29:47,888
- Well, fuck the mayor.
- Alex: (chuckles) Yeah.
579
00:29:48,022 --> 00:29:49,758
This town used
to know right from wrong
580
00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:52,226
before Mayor Kibner
got here and...
581
00:29:53,127 --> 00:29:54,261
Tried to make my dad see that,
582
00:29:54,395 --> 00:29:57,931
but he was stuck
between me and the town.
583
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:02,803
And then I made
him choose, and...
584
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:09,476
It killed him.
585
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:12,846
And I don't know what to do.
586
00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:16,383
Neither do I.
587
00:30:17,719 --> 00:30:19,920
But I got an idea
where we could start.
588
00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:21,989
You want to give me that?
589
00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:31,999
Did you catch that?
590
00:30:32,801 --> 00:30:35,002
Yeah. It's my one trick.
591
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,107
How long you been awake?
592
00:30:40,642 --> 00:30:42,009
That's a great question.
593
00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:44,978
I got a place you
can crash.
594
00:30:45,547 --> 00:30:46,681
It's a safe place.
595
00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:50,150
It's the safest place
in town.
596
00:30:57,826 --> 00:31:00,160
- Alex: This?
- Ulysses: Yeah.
597
00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:02,797
Alex: Hilarious. (chuckles)
598
00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:04,431
Ulysses: Breakfast is included.
599
00:31:05,866 --> 00:31:07,434
Can I get you anything else?
600
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:10,371
Lock the door.
601
00:31:12,841 --> 00:31:14,041
Sure.
602
00:31:18,379 --> 00:31:20,881
I'll be in my office.
Just yell.
603
00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:23,317
I'll either
be sleeping or...
604
00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:25,653
drinking.
605
00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,088
Goodnight.
606
00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:30,991
(footsteps receding)
607
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,259
("Trouble" by Connie Converse
playing)
608
00:31:32,393 --> 00:31:33,828
♪ Ever since we met... ♪
609
00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:35,329
Lori: It's gonna
run like clockwork.
610
00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:36,897
(sighs)
611
00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:38,432
Hey.
612
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:41,636
- You okay?
- Yeah.
613
00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:43,137
♪ If you go away ♪
614
00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,640
♪ As trouble ought to do ♪
615
00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:48,008
♪ Where will I find
Another soul ♪
616
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:51,613
♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪
617
00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:58,018
♪ Then my bed is
made of stone ♪
618
00:31:58,152 --> 00:32:01,321
♪ A star has burned my eye ♪
619
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:03,858
Ulysses: Good morning,
food enthusiasts.
620
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:06,126
♪ And teach her how to cry ♪
621
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,262
♪ But if you go away ♪
622
00:32:08,395 --> 00:32:10,698
♪ As trouble ought to do ♪
623
00:32:10,832 --> 00:32:13,167
♪ Where will I find
Another soul ♪
624
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:15,670
♪ To tell my trouble to? ♪
625
00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:17,505
Second Street right here,
626
00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,841
we cannot block that off
627
00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:23,778
because what if Mr. Neville has
some sort of a terrible fall
628
00:32:23,912 --> 00:32:25,312
down here at his house
629
00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,582
and then Mrs. Neville gets
him into the vehicle--
630
00:32:27,715 --> 00:32:29,751
What? How? No, no.
She's a tiny little thing.
631
00:32:29,884 --> 00:32:31,519
- How is she gonna--
- Mike: I don't know.
632
00:32:31,653 --> 00:32:34,522
Maybe they have a dolly
or a wheelbarrow or something.
633
00:32:34,923 --> 00:32:37,592
Uh, boss, do
you wanna describe
634
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:39,894
standard operating procedure
to the civilian for me?
635
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:43,163
Well,
it's an emergency situation?
636
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,465
It's an emergency.
637
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:47,434
I'm with Sally.
Just move the cones.
638
00:32:47,569 --> 00:32:49,938
Mike: Have we lost all
respect for cones?
639
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,139
(alarm blaring)
640
00:32:52,607 --> 00:32:55,409
Ulysses: The hell is that?
Is that a test?
641
00:32:56,778 --> 00:32:57,645
Shit.
642
00:32:57,779 --> 00:33:00,981
(alarm continuing)
643
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,555
- (clicking)
- (alarm shutting off)
644
00:33:07,689 --> 00:33:08,623
(sighs)
645
00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:11,626
Oh, shit. Oh.
646
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:14,963
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
647
00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:16,363
- Right behind you.
- Come on!
648
00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:17,331
Okay then.
649
00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:18,666
- (racking gun)
- (screaming)
650
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,635
Lori: Everybody,
down and stay down!
651
00:33:20,768 --> 00:33:22,670
- Keith: Guns, kick 'em to me!
- Lori: Nobody move!
652
00:33:22,804 --> 00:33:25,105
Keith: Come on! Kick 'em to me!
653
00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:27,842
Okay. Shit.
654
00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:29,644
All right, babe! All clear!
655
00:33:29,777 --> 00:33:31,378
- Lori: You!
- Keith: Just stay down.
656
00:33:31,513 --> 00:33:34,448
Lori: Fill them! Fill them!
Fill them! Fill 'em!
657
00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:35,717
In the bags!
658
00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:37,685
Do what we say
and no one gets hurt!
659
00:33:37,819 --> 00:33:39,086
Keith: Everything's
going to be okay.
660
00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:40,722
Lori: Come on!
Come on! Come on!
661
00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:43,490
Where... Where is
the rest of it? This is it?
662
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,693
Sorry. Nobody uses
cash anymore.
663
00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:48,028
Lori: Babe, this is,
like, two grand.
664
00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:49,429
Keith: Fuck.
665
00:33:50,632 --> 00:33:52,000
- Lori: That's not enough.
- Keith: Fuck!
666
00:33:52,132 --> 00:33:53,133
Lori: It's not enough! Fuck!
667
00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:54,736
We did all this for two grand?
668
00:33:54,869 --> 00:33:55,904
Take me to the vault.
669
00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,204
Really? The vault? Really?
670
00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:59,974
Yeah. Please, Terry,
to the vault.
671
00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:03,945
Lori: Stay right there.
Stay right there. Oh, shit.
672
00:34:04,077 --> 00:34:06,146
Keith: Keep your hands where
I can goddamn see them!
673
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,649
Lori: Hey,
nobody move!
674
00:34:08,081 --> 00:34:10,217
Baby, we don't have the fucking
time to go into the vault.
675
00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:12,352
- We have to go.
- Then we make the time.
676
00:34:12,486 --> 00:34:13,621
Then we make the fucking time.
677
00:34:13,755 --> 00:34:16,891
(groans loudly)
678
00:34:17,025 --> 00:34:18,425
Lori: What's
wrong with him?
679
00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:21,128
- Hey.
- Lori: Oh, my God. Fuck!
680
00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:22,296
- Sir?
- man: Help.
681
00:34:22,664 --> 00:34:24,498
- Lori: Don't kick him!
- Are you okay?
682
00:34:24,632 --> 00:34:26,133
Lori: Stop asking questions.
683
00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:27,434
Don't you see
he's having a heart attack?
684
00:34:27,569 --> 00:34:29,236
- Help him! Help him!
- Shit!
685
00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:31,573
Lori: You said no one was
going to get hurt.
686
00:34:31,706 --> 00:34:33,307
This is not going
like clockwork!
687
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,176
- (groans)
- I... I can't open it!
688
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:37,912
- Lori: Push and twist!
- I'm pushing!
689
00:34:38,046 --> 00:34:39,681
I'm pushing and I'm twisting!
I'm pushing and I'm twisting.
690
00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:42,082
Lori: Push and twist!
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
691
00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:43,350
(groans)
692
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:45,954
Okay. Okay. Here
you go. Here you go.
693
00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:48,056
Lori: Yeah. Come on.
There we go.
694
00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:50,725
- (groans)
- Okay. There we go!
695
00:34:50,858 --> 00:34:51,993
Problem solved!
696
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,561
Keith: He's still having
a heart attack.
697
00:34:53,695 --> 00:34:55,162
He's stopped breathing!
He's stopped breathing, babe!
698
00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:57,031
- Lori: Help him! Help him!
- Keith: Okay!
699
00:34:57,164 --> 00:34:58,398
Lori: Chest compressions!
700
00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:00,602
- It's fine. It's gonna be fine.
- (grunts)
701
00:35:00,735 --> 00:35:03,170
- Come on. Come on.
- (Keith grunting)
702
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:04,839
- Lori: Nobody move!
- (beeping)
703
00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:06,808
It's gonna be fine.
704
00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:08,408
(phone beeping, vibrating)
705
00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:10,210
(speaking Japanese)
706
00:35:10,344 --> 00:35:13,548
(phone beeping, vibrating)
707
00:35:19,921 --> 00:35:20,822
Come on. Come on.
708
00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:23,357
(Keith grunts)
709
00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:28,563
(phone beeping, vibrating)
710
00:35:29,564 --> 00:35:30,898
Shit.
711
00:35:31,032 --> 00:35:32,567
Blaine on radio: Sheriff,
when we get to the bank,
712
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,334
you let me and Mike
handle things.
713
00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:35,703
Mike on radio: Yeah.
You best supervise.
714
00:35:35,837 --> 00:35:37,371
You know,
you just hang back--
715
00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:38,706
- (Keith grunts)
- Lori: It's gonna be fine.
716
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,874
Come on.
717
00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:43,678
(screaming)
718
00:35:46,648 --> 00:35:49,149
- (Lori shouting)
- (gun firing)
719
00:35:49,282 --> 00:35:50,250
(screaming)
720
00:35:50,384 --> 00:35:52,120
- (firing)
- (yelping)
721
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:53,253
- (firing)
- (grunting)
722
00:35:53,387 --> 00:35:55,455
- (firing)
- (screaming)
723
00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:57,125
(groans)
724
00:35:57,257 --> 00:36:00,394
Keith! Oh, my God!
725
00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:01,796
Baby, I'm so sorry!
726
00:36:01,929 --> 00:36:04,398
- Let me see. Let me see.
- You shot me.
727
00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:05,800
It was an accident!
728
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,603
Keith: It's just a nick.
The stab wound's worse.
729
00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:10,538
- I'm sorry!
- You killed the other guys.
730
00:36:10,672 --> 00:36:13,975
Yeah. What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
731
00:36:14,108 --> 00:36:15,208
(grunts)
732
00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:17,612
Keep going.
733
00:36:19,047 --> 00:36:21,716
(sirens wailing)
734
00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:37,031
- (phone ringing)
- Lori: Okay. Right. Come on.
735
00:36:37,165 --> 00:36:38,733
- Excuse me? Miss?
- What?
736
00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:41,569
- Do you want me to get that?
- What?
737
00:36:41,703 --> 00:36:43,037
Terry: The machine will get it.
738
00:36:43,171 --> 00:36:45,439
- Lori: Come on. Come on.
- (phone ringing)
739
00:36:45,573 --> 00:36:46,974
- No one's answering.
- Keep trying!
740
00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:49,177
What's the point?
It's all automated now anyway.
741
00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:50,745
(dog barking)
742
00:36:51,979 --> 00:36:52,980
(whining)
743
00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:57,785
What's he doing?
744
00:36:58,753 --> 00:37:00,320
Ulysses:
Hey, it's okay, Olive.
745
00:37:00,454 --> 00:37:01,622
Is that a dog?
746
00:37:03,658 --> 00:37:05,660
Mike, cover at
the rear.
747
00:37:05,793 --> 00:37:07,962
- Deputy, cover my ass.
- Oh, just hang on.
748
00:37:08,096 --> 00:37:10,464
Guys... I'm going in.
749
00:37:10,598 --> 00:37:12,499
The fuck you are.
750
00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:14,936
- Sir.
- Look.
751
00:37:15,069 --> 00:37:16,204
Let's just wait for
some more backup.
752
00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:17,739
If we don't play this right,
753
00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:19,807
we're going to have
a massacre in there.
754
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,845
- You guys okay?
- Mike: Yeah.
755
00:37:24,212 --> 00:37:25,378
Calm down.
756
00:37:25,947 --> 00:37:27,014
This is messy.
757
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:30,383
What are we going
to do about him?
758
00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:34,622
- Why you asking me?
- Calm cleans messy.
759
00:37:35,056 --> 00:37:39,527
- I'm going to talk to them.
- (cell phone ringing)
760
00:37:41,562 --> 00:37:43,564
Blaine: We got us a situation.
761
00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:46,100
Yeah, I do know what
I signed up for,
762
00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:48,536
but jeez, I didn't think
I'd actually have to do it.
763
00:37:49,137 --> 00:37:50,437
Hello?
764
00:37:58,246 --> 00:37:59,446
Fuck.
765
00:38:00,181 --> 00:38:01,082
Deputy, what did he say?
766
00:38:01,716 --> 00:38:03,050
You know what he said.
767
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:06,353
We all agreed
to the same damn thing.
768
00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:12,160
Come on. Come on. Come on.
769
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,728
Ulysses: Stay cool!
I'm coming in!
770
00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:24,437
- Lori: You okay?
- (breathes heavily)
771
00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:26,007
Yeah.
772
00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,444
Damn it.
773
00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:37,785
- (gun firing)
- Ah!
774
00:38:37,919 --> 00:38:40,755
(gun firing, glass shattering)
775
00:38:42,023 --> 00:38:45,159
- (grunting)
- (hostages screaming)
776
00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:46,493
(coughing)
777
00:38:46,627 --> 00:38:47,995
Mike: Oh, shit.
Did you hit his vest?
778
00:38:48,129 --> 00:38:49,163
Fuck.
779
00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:51,065
- (gun firing)
- (shouting)
780
00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:53,167
Hold fire! Hold fire!
Hold your fucking fire!
781
00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:54,268
You have someone out there?
782
00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,003
Why are they shooting at you?
783
00:38:56,137 --> 00:38:59,140
(guns firing)
784
00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:01,175
- Ah!
- (firing)
785
00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:02,210
Motherfucker!
786
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:05,046
(firing)
787
00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:06,446
- Ah!
- (firing)
788
00:39:06,581 --> 00:39:08,549
(grunts) Did I get him?
789
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:09,917
- Uh--
- Did I get him?
790
00:39:10,051 --> 00:39:11,219
Yeah. Yeah. No.
791
00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:13,888
- (gun firing)
- (yelping)
792
00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,388
(panting)
793
00:39:17,325 --> 00:39:19,227
Ah! My ear!
794
00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:21,128
- Mike, my ear!
- (groans)
795
00:39:21,929 --> 00:39:23,798
- (grunting)
- (clicking)
796
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,066
Get down!
797
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,499
- (firing)
- (shouting)
798
00:39:30,238 --> 00:39:31,438
Fuck!
799
00:39:33,207 --> 00:39:35,610
(Blaine groaning)
800
00:39:35,743 --> 00:39:36,944
- (gun firing)
- (Lori shrieking)
801
00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:38,045
Get behind me!
802
00:39:38,179 --> 00:39:39,213
(firing)
803
00:39:39,347 --> 00:39:40,314
Go! Go! Go!
804
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,816
(clicking)
805
00:39:41,949 --> 00:39:42,884
(firing)
806
00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:43,885
You too! Come on!
807
00:39:44,018 --> 00:39:45,452
(gun firing)
808
00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:49,489
(firing)
809
00:39:49,624 --> 00:39:51,959
(people shouting)
810
00:39:56,163 --> 00:39:57,865
(groaning)
811
00:39:57,999 --> 00:39:59,834
- Ulysses: Move! Move!
- (people shouting)
812
00:39:59,967 --> 00:40:01,102
Man: Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
813
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:02,435
Stop!
814
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,941
I shot Teddy.
815
00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:10,511
It's fine, alright? Just... Just
help me with my ear.
816
00:40:10,645 --> 00:40:12,046
You think they can
put it back on?
817
00:40:12,179 --> 00:40:13,881
- Okay. Oh, that's bad.
- Blaine: I need more snow.
818
00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:16,918
Mike: Oh, that's bad.
Really bad.
819
00:40:17,051 --> 00:40:18,886
Is this some kind of setup?
Are you guys in on this?
820
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,656
No! We're just--
Shooting at us I get.
821
00:40:21,789 --> 00:40:23,758
It's fair.
We're robbing the bank.
822
00:40:23,891 --> 00:40:25,159
But you're
the sheriff.
823
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:26,294
Why are they
shooting at you?
824
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:27,395
I'm at a loss.
825
00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:28,529
Lori: But you're the sheriff!
826
00:40:28,663 --> 00:40:30,231
I'm the goddamn substitute.
827
00:40:30,364 --> 00:40:31,498
- What, man?
- What?
828
00:40:31,632 --> 00:40:32,600
What are you
talking about, man?
829
00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:33,935
- Hey!
- Okay!
830
00:40:34,068 --> 00:40:36,103
- I'm sorry!
- What's going on?
831
00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:39,640
Why didn't you guys just
take the till?
832
00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,309
When you asked about
the vault, they... they...
833
00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:42,877
What about the vault?
834
00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:47,480
Don't make me
ask twice.
835
00:40:55,156 --> 00:40:56,891
Holy shit.
836
00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:03,531
Yeah. We weren't after this.
837
00:41:03,831 --> 00:41:06,033
- What is this?
- Oh.
838
00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:07,868
Oh, come on.
839
00:41:09,303 --> 00:41:11,005
Hey! Come back here!
840
00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:12,106
Where you going?
841
00:41:12,707 --> 00:41:14,241
Calm the fuck down!
842
00:41:15,242 --> 00:41:16,944
Be cool, man.
Just chill. Chill.
843
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,779
Terry: We're beyond
chill, mother--
844
00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:20,414
- Ah!
- (gun firing)
845
00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:21,782
(thudding)
846
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:22,917
Oh.
847
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,523
(panting)
848
00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:33,060
(knocking)
849
00:41:36,063 --> 00:41:37,497
Lori: Okay. We gotta
put pressure on it.
850
00:41:37,631 --> 00:41:39,033
Ready? One, two, three.
851
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:41,302
- (groaning) Oh, yeah.
- I know. I'm sorry.
852
00:41:41,435 --> 00:41:42,303
That stings.
853
00:41:42,436 --> 00:41:45,072
(knocking)
854
00:41:45,206 --> 00:41:46,307
(groaning)
855
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,076
(knocking)
856
00:41:53,514 --> 00:41:55,149
(gun firing)
857
00:41:55,282 --> 00:41:56,250
(yelping)
858
00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:57,618
(shouting) Mike, is that you?
859
00:41:57,752 --> 00:41:59,186
I can hear your jacket!
860
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,521
No, boss!
861
00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:05,026
- (firing)
- (grunting)
862
00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:06,293
(gun firing)
863
00:42:08,662 --> 00:42:09,630
Go around!
864
00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:12,533
Please, get
us out of here.
865
00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:14,668
Oh.
866
00:42:15,002 --> 00:42:16,505
- What's happening?
- Ulysses: Heck if I know.
867
00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:18,105
It's Lori, right?
868
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,707
Yeah. This is Keith.
869
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,108
That's Ulysses.
870
00:42:21,842 --> 00:42:25,079
Oh, hey. Did you ever
get dog food for Olive?
871
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:27,548
- Yeah, I did.
- Ulysses: Good.
872
00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:29,150
What is going
on here?
873
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:31,385
I don't know what
the hell this is,
874
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:35,524
but they shot at me
and you didn't,
875
00:42:35,689 --> 00:42:38,726
so the way I see it, this
fucked-up little trio of ours,
876
00:42:38,859 --> 00:42:40,561
we're a team.
You good with that?
877
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:41,962
Lori: Yes, sir.
878
00:42:43,764 --> 00:42:44,965
Yes, sir.
879
00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:47,435
How you feeling?
880
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:49,538
Yeah, about as
good as I look.
881
00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:51,772
So worse than
I thought, then.
882
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,408
(phone ringing)
883
00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:56,710
I'll buy
us some time.
884
00:42:57,144 --> 00:42:58,245
Time for what?
885
00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:00,147
I'm working on that.
886
00:43:00,781 --> 00:43:02,349
See what's inside
those crates.
887
00:43:03,217 --> 00:43:06,555
- Why?
- Because they look military,
888
00:43:06,687 --> 00:43:08,222
and we look outgunned.
889
00:43:10,157 --> 00:43:12,893
(groaning)
890
00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:18,099
Deputy Blaine?
You still with us?
891
00:43:18,232 --> 00:43:20,201
Kibner: Yeah. Luckily
for you, he is.
892
00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:23,437
You managed to shoot
his ear off, I'll tell you.
893
00:43:23,572 --> 00:43:24,605
Mayor.
894
00:43:24,738 --> 00:43:26,307
Kibner: Yeah. Sheriff...
895
00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:28,909
Sheriff?
896
00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:31,345
He hung up on me.
897
00:43:31,946 --> 00:43:33,447
The fucker
hung up on me.
898
00:43:34,248 --> 00:43:35,950
No, no, no.
Lower your guns.
899
00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:38,686
My bad. My bad. Bars.
900
00:43:39,854 --> 00:43:41,422
All right. Here.
I got him. I got him.
901
00:43:41,556 --> 00:43:42,524
You were saying?
902
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:44,024
Kibner: Yeah. I was saying
903
00:43:44,158 --> 00:43:47,995
that I asked my deputy
to shoot you clean through,
904
00:43:48,129 --> 00:43:51,866
but I guess, like, a small
request is too much for him.
905
00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:54,001
What are you, blind?
906
00:43:54,135 --> 00:43:55,870
Blaine: Sorry. Snow
got into my eye,
907
00:43:56,003 --> 00:43:57,872
so I had to close it
and... and...
908
00:43:58,005 --> 00:43:59,340
Kibner: You what?
909
00:43:59,473 --> 00:44:00,708
I've seen what's in the vault.
910
00:44:00,841 --> 00:44:03,077
- (banging)
- Who's in on this?
911
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,946
Is it you and Blaine or
the whole department?
912
00:44:06,747 --> 00:44:11,152
Son, I have got
the whole town at my back.
913
00:44:12,219 --> 00:44:15,524
Let me explain.
You're just one cop.
914
00:44:15,689 --> 00:44:19,960
We're Normal, population 1,890.
915
00:44:23,998 --> 00:44:25,534
What's it all about, Mayor?
916
00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:28,102
Kibner: What's this all about?
917
00:44:29,803 --> 00:44:31,805
You know, main
streets like ours...
918
00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:36,511
they are like strewn
corpses across America,
919
00:44:36,645 --> 00:44:38,479
holding on
by a thread,
920
00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:41,782
hoping they can keep
a dialysis center open
921
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:43,284
or a little thrift shop
922
00:44:43,417 --> 00:44:46,353
or an antique store
with no antiques.
923
00:44:46,487 --> 00:44:49,723
They've been plundered
by banks and conglomerates.
924
00:44:49,857 --> 00:44:51,892
So when the Yakuza came
925
00:44:52,026 --> 00:44:53,427
and said they want
to make a deal--
926
00:44:53,562 --> 00:44:55,396
With the Yakuza?
927
00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:56,565
Kibner: Trust me.
928
00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,032
They're a thing.
929
00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:00,134
They make a lot
of money in America.
930
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:01,936
They can't ship
it all home.
931
00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:03,437
So when they
asked us to hold
932
00:45:03,572 --> 00:45:05,773
a portion of their
illicit US profits--
933
00:45:05,906 --> 00:45:07,341
for a percentage,
mind--
934
00:45:07,474 --> 00:45:09,910
I said, "Sure. We'll
take it."
935
00:45:10,044 --> 00:45:12,413
And the whole town
sold its soul.
936
00:45:12,547 --> 00:45:13,881
Not the whole town.
937
00:45:14,014 --> 00:45:16,551
There was
some negative Nancys.
938
00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:20,888
But I took care
of them, trust me.
939
00:45:22,691 --> 00:45:24,024
Ulysses: And, uh...
940
00:45:24,158 --> 00:45:26,327
me having seen what I've seen,
941
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:29,129
I guess there's no way
out of this for me alive.
942
00:45:29,263 --> 00:45:32,132
You know, there's a way.
You want a deal?
943
00:45:32,266 --> 00:45:34,268
Ulysses:
What kind of deal?
944
00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:37,606
You put a bullet in the head
of those two assholes
945
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,440
that started this trouble,
946
00:45:40,174 --> 00:45:41,543
the blood on your hands
947
00:45:41,676 --> 00:45:43,578
is insurance enough for me.
948
00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:45,913
What do you say?
949
00:45:53,887 --> 00:45:55,590
All right,
now, he hung up on me.
950
00:45:55,724 --> 00:45:58,392
Now, he hung up on me!
Guns up!
951
00:45:58,526 --> 00:46:00,794
Officer: All right,
here we go, here we go.
952
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:03,931
What'd you find?
953
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,266
(moose grunting)
954
00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:07,101
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
955
00:46:07,736 --> 00:46:10,337
- There it is.
- (moose bellowing)
956
00:46:11,005 --> 00:46:12,641
(grunting)
957
00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:14,475
It's so beautiful.
958
00:46:14,609 --> 00:46:15,876
(electricity buzzing)
959
00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:18,445
Man: There goes
the substation at Brandon!
960
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:21,415
Storm must have
knocked the power out.
961
00:46:21,549 --> 00:46:23,083
Oh, darn.
962
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,820
Alex: Hello?
963
00:46:27,522 --> 00:46:28,822
Let me out!
964
00:46:37,164 --> 00:46:38,932
Officer: I think this
is a good omen, right?
965
00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:42,136
(police officers yelping)
966
00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:47,642
- Jesus.
- That's not where I was aiming.
967
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,110
- (tense music playing)
- Let's go.
968
00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,846
I think I can see someone.
969
00:46:54,348 --> 00:46:56,116
(police officers screaming)
970
00:46:57,017 --> 00:46:59,386
(screaming)
971
00:47:00,921 --> 00:47:02,356
(screams)
972
00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:11,533
(screaming, shouting)
973
00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:13,000
Give me that.
974
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,611
(music concludes)
975
00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:26,447
(Mike breathes heavily)
976
00:47:26,581 --> 00:47:29,149
- police officer: Holy shit!
- Fuck this!
977
00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:31,151
Fuck this town!
978
00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:33,354
- Blaine: Calm down, Tom.
- I am outta here!
979
00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:35,255
- (gun firing)
- (groans)
980
00:47:37,659 --> 00:47:40,662
- Anyone else?
- Blaine: No, no, no, no.
981
00:47:41,529 --> 00:47:43,063
We're all good, Joe.
We're all good.
982
00:47:43,665 --> 00:47:46,568
- Where did they go?
- Oh, hey, Mr. Joe.
983
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:48,035
Where did they go?
984
00:47:48,168 --> 00:47:50,170
They headed down,
back towards Main Street.
985
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:52,640
You touch the base with Oyabun?
986
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:54,609
Which means?
987
00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:56,511
There's no way
to get a hold of him.
988
00:47:56,644 --> 00:48:00,648
For all he knows,
his piggy bank was raided.
989
00:48:00,981 --> 00:48:03,050
Oyabun is coming.
990
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:06,554
(in Japanese)
991
00:48:14,863 --> 00:48:17,931
(wind gusting)
992
00:48:19,868 --> 00:48:21,201
Ulysses: (in English) Go! Go!
993
00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:26,006
Shit. I'm out.
Get off the street.
994
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:27,908
We're sitting ducks out here.
Keep moving.
995
00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:30,678
- Hey, freeze!
- Ulysses: Oh, shit!
996
00:48:31,445 --> 00:48:33,782
Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...
997
00:48:33,914 --> 00:48:35,449
Ulysses: Get inside! Get inside!
998
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:37,951
- Officer: Drop it now!
- Ulysses: Don't shoot!
999
00:48:39,687 --> 00:48:41,955
Stand down! (grunts)
1000
00:48:42,857 --> 00:48:44,358
Keith: Oh! Okay!
1001
00:48:44,491 --> 00:48:46,326
- Oh, God! (groans)
- Come on, baby.
1002
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:48,630
I thought
this was a normal town,
1003
00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:50,130
but this is not normal.
1004
00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:53,568
Ulysses: Stop shooting!
1005
00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:56,771
- God damn it!
- (ambient music playing)
1006
00:48:56,905 --> 00:48:58,205
Lori: Are both your wounds okay?
1007
00:48:58,338 --> 00:48:59,674
- Yeah.
- (door clanking)
1008
00:48:59,808 --> 00:49:03,143
I think I heard something.
Hold on. Hold on.
1009
00:49:04,011 --> 00:49:05,245
Come on.
1010
00:49:09,149 --> 00:49:10,250
Hello?
1011
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,154
- (shop bell jangling)
- How is he?
1012
00:49:14,288 --> 00:49:16,791
Not good. I think
there's someone in here.
1013
00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:17,958
Mary Beth: Hello?
1014
00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:20,260
- Ulysses: Mary Beth.
- Oh, my God. What happened?
1015
00:49:20,394 --> 00:49:21,663
Have you got a first-aid kit?
1016
00:49:21,995 --> 00:49:23,497
- Yeah, in my stock room.
- (radio static crackles)
1017
00:49:23,631 --> 00:49:26,568
Is that radio working?
How is that on?
1018
00:49:26,701 --> 00:49:28,168
Uh, battery operated.
1019
00:49:28,302 --> 00:49:30,705
You said this
is a CB radio, too, right?
1020
00:49:30,839 --> 00:49:32,072
Where's the mic on this thing?
1021
00:49:32,206 --> 00:49:33,608
Mike: Hey, Knitting Needle,
1022
00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:35,944
if you see the sheriff,
you stop him. He knows.
1023
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:38,011
Shit! (grunts)
1024
00:49:42,082 --> 00:49:45,319
- (wind gusting)
- (grunts)
1025
00:49:48,756 --> 00:49:50,424
Calm down, Mary Beth!
1026
00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,561
We don't wanna hurt you!
1027
00:49:53,695 --> 00:49:58,165
Mary Beth: Sure, you don't.
I wasn't born yesterday!
1028
00:50:09,844 --> 00:50:11,613
(bullets ricocheting)
1029
00:50:13,413 --> 00:50:15,683
(bullets ricocheting)
1030
00:50:15,817 --> 00:50:20,655
Mary Beth: Oh, no, my shop!
Goddamn tourists.
1031
00:50:21,154 --> 00:50:24,424
Ain't got no fucking respect.
1032
00:50:25,627 --> 00:50:26,694
Okay.
1033
00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:30,765
(strains)
1034
00:50:32,667 --> 00:50:35,770
- (screams, gasps)
- (gun clicking)
1035
00:50:36,136 --> 00:50:37,805
- Ha!
- Ulysses: Hey, Mary Beth!
1036
00:50:40,274 --> 00:50:42,309
(screams, grunts)
1037
00:50:42,442 --> 00:50:46,079
Let me go, you fucker! (groans)
1038
00:50:49,884 --> 00:50:51,385
Suck on this!
1039
00:50:54,689 --> 00:50:57,859
(gurgling)
1040
00:50:58,593 --> 00:51:01,461
Lori: Oh, God. Sorry, lady.
1041
00:51:08,836 --> 00:51:10,270
(gasps)
1042
00:51:12,072 --> 00:51:13,741
- Kenny: Let there be light.
- (music concludes)
1043
00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:17,411
- (power whirring)
- ('50s blues rock playing)
1044
00:51:17,545 --> 00:51:21,983
Joe: You don't understand.
Oyabun will have us all killed.
1045
00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:25,285
Blaine: Kenny will help us out.
We'll get nice and warm inside.
1046
00:51:25,419 --> 00:51:28,523
Come on! Regroup and rearm.
1047
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,661
♪ Mm, mm, mm-hmm ♪
1048
00:51:34,629 --> 00:51:36,496
Dr. Velie:
In here, Deputy Blaine.
1049
00:51:36,631 --> 00:51:37,932
(shivers)
1050
00:51:38,066 --> 00:51:39,601
- Kenny: Evening, everybody.
- Blaine: Oh, hey, Kenny.
1051
00:51:39,734 --> 00:51:41,101
Kenny, I'm gonna need
your medical kit.
1052
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:42,369
Kenny: On it, Doc.
1053
00:51:42,502 --> 00:51:43,905
Kenny, we're gonna need
some more ammo.
1054
00:51:44,038 --> 00:51:45,506
Kenny: Help yourself.
You know where to find it.
1055
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,775
Dr. Velie: Ice for this
severed ear, Kenny!
1056
00:51:47,909 --> 00:51:50,377
So, what's with all
this nighttime commotion?
1057
00:51:50,511 --> 00:51:52,513
Uh, you know,
a pair of bank robbers,
1058
00:51:52,647 --> 00:51:54,515
they decided to team up
with the sheriff
1059
00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:57,085
after they discovered
the Yakuza gold in our vault.
1060
00:51:57,785 --> 00:51:59,854
And they blew up
the mayor, Kenny.
1061
00:52:00,253 --> 00:52:02,957
He's on my face.
It was really gross.
1062
00:52:03,091 --> 00:52:04,124
Kenny: Oh, shit.
1063
00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:06,928
Oyabun is coming to kill us all.
1064
00:52:07,895 --> 00:52:11,699
You have your devil.
We have our Akuma.
1065
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,668
Both fear Oyabun.
1066
00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:18,205
Look, the way I figure it,
with the power down,
1067
00:52:18,539 --> 00:52:19,774
they can't get the word out.
1068
00:52:19,907 --> 00:52:22,010
And with the storm
being what it is,
1069
00:52:22,610 --> 00:52:25,079
they're stuck here with us.
1070
00:52:25,813 --> 00:52:28,583
And you know,
better to be the hunter...
1071
00:52:29,817 --> 00:52:30,818
than the hunted.
1072
00:52:31,886 --> 00:52:32,754
Right?
1073
00:52:32,887 --> 00:52:34,354
- Yeah.
- Yes.
1074
00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:36,189
So, who's up
for an affogato?
1075
00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:37,859
On the house.
1076
00:52:37,992 --> 00:52:39,761
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1077
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,562
- (music concludes)
- Open that.
1078
00:52:41,696 --> 00:52:44,799
Oh, damn.
Oh, God. Gimme some tape.
1079
00:52:44,932 --> 00:52:46,067
Where's Olive?
1080
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:47,200
Lori: She's in the car,
sweetheart.
1081
00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:48,970
We left the heater on,
remember?
1082
00:52:49,704 --> 00:52:53,206
So, it's just us three versus
this entire whack-ass town?
1083
00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,109
Well, usually,
when you rob a bank,
1084
00:52:55,242 --> 00:52:56,678
there are consequences.
1085
00:52:56,811 --> 00:52:59,212
Although this,
this is a new one.
1086
00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:01,749
We just wanted something.
1087
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:04,284
If we get through
whatever the fuck this is,
1088
00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:06,054
that'll be something.
1089
00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:09,157
(grunting) Okay.
What's the plan?
1090
00:53:09,590 --> 00:53:11,826
We're gonna go
to the police station.
1091
00:53:11,959 --> 00:53:15,295
They got a snowplow there.
We'll get the fuck out of Dodge.
1092
00:53:15,429 --> 00:53:18,298
Okay. I can drive a snowplow.
1093
00:53:18,432 --> 00:53:19,867
Ulysses: Then you're the man.
1094
00:53:20,001 --> 00:53:21,836
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Lori: Okay.
1095
00:53:22,469 --> 00:53:24,237
(wind gusting)
1096
00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:26,239
Ulysses: Come on, Mr. Plow.
1097
00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:31,244
(automatic gunfire)
1098
00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,949
(alarm blaring)
1099
00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:39,854
- (alarm blaring)
- Go! Go!
1100
00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:43,591
I'm okay. He hit the vest!
Get out of here!
1101
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:45,560
We'll meet
at the police station!
1102
00:53:46,393 --> 00:53:47,595
Stop!
1103
00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:50,965
Maynard: Lookie what I hooked.
1104
00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:56,604
- (grunts)
- (gun firing)
1105
00:53:57,370 --> 00:53:59,774
(grunts, pants)
1106
00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:05,345
Hello, Sheriff. Eat bar!
1107
00:54:05,479 --> 00:54:07,582
(both grunt)
1108
00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:30,872
(grunting continues)
1109
00:54:31,906 --> 00:54:34,642
You're a slippery
little fishy, ain't ya?
1110
00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:38,813
(both grunt)
1111
00:54:40,413 --> 00:54:42,315
God damn it! Stay down!
1112
00:54:46,187 --> 00:54:49,489
What the hell, man?
What is wrong with you people?
1113
00:54:49,624 --> 00:54:51,058
We looked you up
and we chose you
1114
00:54:51,192 --> 00:54:53,995
because of your reputation
for not giving a shit.
1115
00:54:54,128 --> 00:54:56,329
Why'd you decide to start now?
1116
00:54:57,031 --> 00:54:58,465
I'm not myself lately.
1117
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:01,836
(groans)
1118
00:55:04,539 --> 00:55:07,440
- (screams)
- (Ulysses grunts)
1119
00:55:08,441 --> 00:55:11,846
(yelps, screams)
1120
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,482
God damn.
1121
00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:17,718
- God...
- (grunts)
1122
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:20,855
(alarm continues blaring)
1123
00:55:30,198 --> 00:55:31,299
(tense music playing)
1124
00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:33,534
(gun firing in distance)
1125
00:55:33,668 --> 00:55:37,038
Ulysses: Heh. Old-fashioned
stump removers.
1126
00:55:37,572 --> 00:55:39,540
(gun firing in distance)
1127
00:55:39,674 --> 00:55:42,076
(guns firing)
1128
00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:46,047
I'm out.
1129
00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:47,380
- Huh?
- I don't have anymore.
1130
00:55:48,216 --> 00:55:49,851
(guns clicking empty)
1131
00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:52,385
(pants, grunts)
1132
00:55:56,691 --> 00:55:59,392
Was that a mailman? What?
1133
00:56:01,596 --> 00:56:03,531
You stole a gold brick?
1134
00:56:04,899 --> 00:56:05,900
Of course I did.
1135
00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:10,403
- (grunts)
- (groans)
1136
00:56:11,606 --> 00:56:13,406
(both grunt)
1137
00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:18,713
(groans)
1138
00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:21,916
(groans)
1139
00:56:29,023 --> 00:56:30,925
(metal creaking)
1140
00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:40,601
(gun clicking)
1141
00:56:40,735 --> 00:56:44,906
(trigger continues clicking)
1142
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:48,009
- (metal creaking)
- (music concludes)
1143
00:56:51,078 --> 00:56:54,148
(sighs) Physics, bitch.
1144
00:56:58,286 --> 00:56:59,720
Is he okay?
1145
00:56:59,854 --> 00:57:01,889
Um, no.
1146
00:57:02,256 --> 00:57:05,092
- (guns firing)
- Go! Go!
1147
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:06,961
Keith: Go!
1148
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:11,098
Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
1149
00:57:18,306 --> 00:57:19,807
They murdered James.
1150
00:57:21,275 --> 00:57:22,877
They murdered our mailman.
1151
00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:25,846
Oh, what fresh hell is this?
1152
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:27,748
Mike: Whoa, be careful
with that, Father.
1153
00:57:27,882 --> 00:57:30,651
(chuckling) It's only a flare.
1154
00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:34,855
Hey, there's another one.
It's okay.
1155
00:57:34,989 --> 00:57:36,057
(screams)
1156
00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:39,126
(all scream)
1157
00:57:40,493 --> 00:57:41,762
Clayton!
1158
00:57:42,697 --> 00:57:44,332
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1159
00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:45,599
- Mike!
- Mike: I got it, Blaine!
1160
00:57:45,733 --> 00:57:46,901
- I got it! I got it.
- Mike...
1161
00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,468
Officer: What are you doing,
Mike?
1162
00:57:48,602 --> 00:57:50,504
- God's sakes.
- (pants)
1163
00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:57,078
See that, Blaine? I'm a hero.
1164
00:57:58,713 --> 00:58:00,147
(all yelp)
1165
00:58:00,915 --> 00:58:02,016
Mike!
1166
00:58:02,717 --> 00:58:04,018
Oh, he's gone.
1167
00:58:05,619 --> 00:58:07,655
- (groans)
- (ground rumbles)
1168
00:58:09,223 --> 00:58:10,257
Yeah, no thank you.
1169
00:58:10,925 --> 00:58:13,794
(men shouting, screaming)
1170
00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:22,403
(groaning)
1171
00:58:22,536 --> 00:58:26,607
(hip-hop music playing)
1172
00:58:26,741 --> 00:58:31,946
(man rapping in Japanese)
1173
00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:36,183
(speaking in Japanese)
1174
00:58:40,855 --> 00:58:43,057
(in Japanese)
1175
00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:48,596
(music concludes)
1176
00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,297
(engine sputtering)
1177
00:58:51,265 --> 00:58:52,967
(ominous music playing)
1178
00:58:59,573 --> 00:59:01,208
(engine continues sputtering)
1179
00:59:10,584 --> 00:59:12,553
(in English) I thought you knew
how to drive one of these.
1180
00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:16,457
Yeah, I do.
But, you know, I do.
1181
00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:18,659
- I... I did.
- (clicking buttons)
1182
00:59:18,793 --> 00:59:20,561
It's just-- it's just...
1183
00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:23,397
(engine continues sputtering)
1184
00:59:23,998 --> 00:59:25,766
Lori: Remember when you said
you could drive a train?
1185
00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,768
And that was bullshit, too.
1186
00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:30,771
- (engine revving)
- Yeah. (chuckles)
1187
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:31,772
- See?
- Yeah.
1188
00:59:31,906 --> 00:59:33,674
- Yeah.
- (exhales)
1189
00:59:34,909 --> 00:59:37,845
(Keith speaking
indistinctly)
1190
00:59:38,446 --> 00:59:39,847
- (gun firing)
- Give me that.
1191
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:41,348
(tense music playing)
1192
00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:43,350
You're spoiling everything.
1193
00:59:43,918 --> 00:59:45,920
(air hissing)
1194
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:48,222
- Oh no.
- (metal groaning)
1195
00:59:48,355 --> 00:59:49,924
Help! Sheriff, help!
1196
00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:52,093
(both yelp)
1197
00:59:52,226 --> 00:59:54,261
- (pants)
- (music concludes)
1198
01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:01,102
Hey.
1199
01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:01,902
(both yelp)
1200
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:03,471
Ulysses: Oh, my bad.
1201
01:00:03,838 --> 01:00:06,874
I should have knocked.
Can you drive this thing?
1202
01:00:07,007 --> 01:00:09,043
(sighs) Yeah, I think so.
1203
01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:10,945
Okay, well, get to a hospital.
1204
01:00:11,078 --> 01:00:13,848
- You're not coming with us?
- No, I'm sticking around.
1205
01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:17,818
I'm tired of running away
from every goddamn thing.
1206
01:00:18,252 --> 01:00:20,721
And you consider this
your second chance.
1207
01:00:20,855 --> 01:00:23,124
You take that gold brick, eh?
1208
01:00:24,091 --> 01:00:26,327
And go build something
good out of it.
1209
01:00:26,794 --> 01:00:28,362
Take care of yourselves.
1210
01:00:30,631 --> 01:00:32,166
(door whirring)
1211
01:00:32,967 --> 01:00:34,668
(epic music playing)
1212
01:00:42,076 --> 01:00:43,177
Go.
1213
01:00:46,981 --> 01:00:49,150
Lori: How do we even
sell a gold brick?
1214
01:00:49,650 --> 01:00:50,918
Break it in half?
1215
01:00:51,051 --> 01:00:53,821
Keith: Well, haven't thought
that far ahead.
1216
01:01:01,195 --> 01:01:02,930
Damn it.
Where could they have gone?
1217
01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:04,566
It's a small town.
1218
01:01:04,698 --> 01:01:06,267
- (engine rumbling)
- Hey.
1219
01:01:07,536 --> 01:01:08,936
That's our plow.
1220
01:01:09,203 --> 01:01:11,172
Dr. Velie: That ain't Ulysses.
He ain't the running type.
1221
01:01:11,305 --> 01:01:13,307
Woman: Well,
where's he gonna hide?
1222
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,310
- Police station.
- Let's get him.
1223
01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:31,458
- Whoa! Jeez!
- Lori: Stop! Stop!
1224
01:01:31,593 --> 01:01:32,893
There's Olive.
1225
01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:39,800
- (Olive barking)
- Hey, sweet girl.
1226
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:42,571
- Good girl. Come on.
- (Olive barks)
1227
01:01:42,703 --> 01:01:44,338
(whimpering)
1228
01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:46,774
Let's go.
1229
01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:58,687
- Let's go home.
- (Olive barking)
1230
01:01:58,819 --> 01:02:02,022
Keith: Yeah, Olive.
Fuck this place.
1231
01:02:15,469 --> 01:02:16,804
(racks gun)
1232
01:02:18,138 --> 01:02:19,740
(music concludes)
1233
01:02:21,275 --> 01:02:22,743
(pants)
1234
01:02:23,545 --> 01:02:24,778
(groans)
1235
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,781
(coughs)
1236
01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:30,484
(wheezes) Moira.
1237
01:02:33,387 --> 01:02:34,388
Hey, lawman.
1238
01:02:36,490 --> 01:02:37,726
(wheezing) You don't--
1239
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:40,562
you don't happen to have
a drink on you, do you?
1240
01:02:41,195 --> 01:02:44,999
Now, what kind of bartender
would I be... if I didn't?
1241
01:02:46,767 --> 01:02:49,136
- Let's trade.
- (groans)
1242
01:02:53,007 --> 01:02:55,109
Uh-uh, fucking slowly.
1243
01:02:55,809 --> 01:02:57,111
(sighs)
1244
01:03:02,617 --> 01:03:03,951
(groans)
1245
01:03:13,794 --> 01:03:16,163
Well, drink up...
1246
01:03:18,132 --> 01:03:20,334
so, we can all clean up
this mess you made
1247
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:23,904
before the Yakuza turn up
and kill every single one of us.
1248
01:03:24,038 --> 01:03:25,507
You, too, huh?
1249
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,643
Just doing what I need to
to survive.
1250
01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:30,244
Ulysses: At what cost?
1251
01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:33,180
(chuckles mirthlessly) My soul.
1252
01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:36,016
Although,
they're cheap nowadays.
1253
01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,352
Hell, you sold yours,
didn't you?
1254
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:40,921
I didn't sell mine.
1255
01:03:42,691 --> 01:03:43,991
I lost it.
1256
01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:47,161
How did you know?
1257
01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:49,496
Bartenders hear
a lot of bullshit.
1258
01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:54,201
You get really good
at sniffing out the lies.
1259
01:03:55,469 --> 01:04:00,007
Your story was true right
until the end, am I right?
1260
01:04:03,977 --> 01:04:06,146
The girl didn't kill her dad.
1261
01:04:07,682 --> 01:04:08,916
You did.
1262
01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:15,889
I shot him...
1263
01:04:17,559 --> 01:04:20,562
right between the eyes
for what he'd done.
1264
01:04:24,766 --> 01:04:26,400
I figured it was justice.
1265
01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,003
Now, I don't know.
1266
01:04:30,772 --> 01:04:33,742
I've been avoiding making
any choices since then,
1267
01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:38,112
just watching life
from the sidelines.
1268
01:04:38,713 --> 01:04:40,314
That's my truth.
1269
01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:44,418
Now, you go.
What happened to Gunderson?
1270
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:45,854
I already told mine.
1271
01:04:45,986 --> 01:04:47,555
Me, fish? Fuck no.
1272
01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:50,190
Probably the only one
in town who don't.
1273
01:04:51,425 --> 01:04:53,994
Gunderson, he had
a fishing pole in one hand,
1274
01:04:54,128 --> 01:04:56,964
like this one,
and an auger in the other.
1275
01:04:57,532 --> 01:05:00,000
So, my guess is he thought
he was going ice fishing.
1276
01:05:00,668 --> 01:05:03,370
Who the fuck goes
ice fishing with a fly rod?
1277
01:05:03,505 --> 01:05:05,072
(sighs) No one.
1278
01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:08,877
I lied. I killed him.
1279
01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:11,311
Because he wanted
a bigger cut of the deal?
1280
01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:14,915
Because he wanted out
of the job, of...
1281
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:18,686
(sighing)
...the town, the arrangement.
1282
01:05:19,019 --> 01:05:20,254
Why?
1283
01:05:21,823 --> 01:05:23,123
Missed his kid.
1284
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,660
This town made him choose.
1285
01:05:26,326 --> 01:05:29,463
It's a small town
in every way, you know,
1286
01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:33,000
- small-minded.
- Yeah, I get that.
1287
01:05:34,334 --> 01:05:37,639
- And no one gets out.
- Not even him.
1288
01:05:38,907 --> 01:05:40,974
So, you got him drunk and...
1289
01:05:42,176 --> 01:05:43,645
walked him out and...
1290
01:05:43,778 --> 01:05:45,647
Watched him freeze to death...
1291
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,884
which takes longer
than you'd think.
1292
01:05:50,484 --> 01:05:54,622
Unless you're wet, which he was,
because I poured water on him.
1293
01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:58,125
But I learned something
about myself that night.
1294
01:05:59,059 --> 01:06:00,595
- What's that?
- (sighs)
1295
01:06:00,728 --> 01:06:02,730
That I can do
what needs to be done.
1296
01:06:03,731 --> 01:06:07,167
- What happened to you?
- Nothing I didn't choose.
1297
01:06:09,604 --> 01:06:12,005
Like I said,
that's a cool belt.
1298
01:06:14,843 --> 01:06:16,310
(groans)
1299
01:06:19,814 --> 01:06:21,516
What the fuck, Sheriff?
1300
01:06:22,684 --> 01:06:23,984
Tell me about it.
1301
01:06:25,486 --> 01:06:27,522
I think he would have
wanted you to have this,
1302
01:06:27,655 --> 01:06:30,057
especially in light
of current events.
1303
01:06:31,659 --> 01:06:32,993
(sighs)
1304
01:06:34,963 --> 01:06:36,798
Let's go, Deputy.
1305
01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:40,234
This shit storm
is only gonna get worse.
1306
01:06:52,981 --> 01:06:54,181
Whoa!
1307
01:06:56,149 --> 01:07:00,020
(engine revving)
1308
01:07:00,153 --> 01:07:01,455
Hey, Blaine.
1309
01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:04,458
- (engine revving)
- Light 'em up!
1310
01:07:07,595 --> 01:07:09,062
Bulletproof, motherfuckers.
1311
01:07:09,196 --> 01:07:11,131
(guns firing, shots ricocheting)
1312
01:07:11,265 --> 01:07:13,133
(engine revving)
1313
01:07:13,267 --> 01:07:15,235
(tires screeching)
1314
01:07:16,270 --> 01:07:17,337
- (screams)
- (squelching)
1315
01:07:17,471 --> 01:07:18,405
Whoa!
1316
01:07:18,873 --> 01:07:20,742
(shots ricocheting)
1317
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:22,577
(laughs)
1318
01:07:23,443 --> 01:07:25,613
- (groans)
- Hey, Blaine!
1319
01:07:27,281 --> 01:07:29,182
Yeah, Joe? Damn it.
1320
01:07:29,684 --> 01:07:32,219
Did we leave anyone
back at the bank?
1321
01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:34,522
No, Joe.
1322
01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:36,791
And the vault?
1323
01:07:37,759 --> 01:07:38,793
Yeah, Joe?
1324
01:07:40,193 --> 01:07:43,531
Is it... still open?
1325
01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:47,735
(tires screeching)
1326
01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:55,342
- (screams)
- (glass shattering)
1327
01:07:58,713 --> 01:08:00,648
(gasps)
1328
01:08:06,955 --> 01:08:08,756
(suspenseful music playing)
1329
01:08:11,659 --> 01:08:13,027
- (radio beeping)
- Ulysses: Yoo-hoo!
1330
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,762
Answer the phone.
1331
01:08:16,263 --> 01:08:21,435
My deputy is currently securing
the contents of your vault.
1332
01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:28,208
Securing?
1333
01:08:28,776 --> 01:08:31,746
Ulysses: Bricks of C4
have been planted
1334
01:08:32,013 --> 01:08:37,284
in and amongst the Yakuza's
physical deposits, as it were.
1335
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:44,058
So, to sum up,
if I die, it all goes boom.
1336
01:08:44,491 --> 01:08:45,927
And if it goes boom,
1337
01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:49,564
well, them being
the Yakuza and all,
1338
01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:52,700
I don't think it ends
real well for you.
1339
01:08:53,601 --> 01:08:55,970
If we don't finish this
here and now,
1340
01:08:56,104 --> 01:08:57,270
the Yakuza will hunt down
1341
01:08:57,404 --> 01:09:00,307
and kill each
and every one of us,
1342
01:09:00,975 --> 01:09:02,409
me included.
1343
01:09:04,012 --> 01:09:06,413
- (music concludes)
- But wait, there's more.
1344
01:09:08,248 --> 01:09:09,717
I've got a proposal.
1345
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,454
We tidy up the bank,
1346
01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:18,358
make it look like an accident,
like nothing bad happened.
1347
01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:22,162
Just another Saturday.
1348
01:09:22,964 --> 01:09:23,965
Mm.
1349
01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:28,036
Kenny, you say this
is Belgian chocolate?
1350
01:09:28,168 --> 01:09:29,269
Kenny: French.
1351
01:09:29,403 --> 01:09:32,439
Mm. Same difference, you know.
1352
01:09:34,374 --> 01:09:36,878
So, that's your plan?
1353
01:09:37,879 --> 01:09:38,846
That's it.
1354
01:09:40,648 --> 01:09:42,349
Just make it seem like
any other day.
1355
01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:43,851
Basically, yeah.
1356
01:09:44,686 --> 01:09:48,756
The Yakuza show up,
their treasure is untouched.
1357
01:09:49,123 --> 01:09:52,392
Nothing more than a car accident
that set off the alarm.
1358
01:09:52,527 --> 01:09:55,495
Life in Normal is normal, calm.
1359
01:09:56,898 --> 01:10:00,400
Calm... cleans messy.
1360
01:10:00,968 --> 01:10:02,003
That's right.
1361
01:10:02,804 --> 01:10:07,709
Why don't I just kill you
right now?
1362
01:10:09,777 --> 01:10:12,013
The only thing your boss
is gonna give a shit about
1363
01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,648
is that you messed up.
1364
01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:17,985
I say we play the hand
that's been dealt to all of us.
1365
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,857
You make us look good,
we'll make you look good.
1366
01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:25,193
And maybe you get to keep
the rest
1367
01:10:25,358 --> 01:10:27,028
of your goddamn fingers.
1368
01:10:27,161 --> 01:10:28,930
(suspenseful music playing)
1369
01:10:30,998 --> 01:10:35,169
I'm sorry that I,
uh... killed your mayor.
1370
01:10:35,536 --> 01:10:37,437
I know you liked him a lot.
1371
01:10:38,438 --> 01:10:40,908
Though, he did seem
a bit of an a-hole.
1372
01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:45,546
Okay.
1373
01:10:46,848 --> 01:10:48,683
(clearing throat)
What do you say?
1374
01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:54,088
Well, it...
isn't much of a plan.
1375
01:10:54,555 --> 01:10:59,227
Well, I'm not much of a sheriff,
but I'm all you've got.
1376
01:11:05,733 --> 01:11:08,468
- (radio beeps)
- Hey, Alex.
1377
01:11:08,970 --> 01:11:10,403
Let's a put on a show.
1378
01:11:11,338 --> 01:11:13,440
I'm kind of liking...
1379
01:11:14,809 --> 01:11:15,810
Deputy.
1380
01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,712
(radio beeps)
1381
01:11:20,047 --> 01:11:21,048
(slurps)
1382
01:11:21,816 --> 01:11:22,583
Fuck yeah.
1383
01:11:22,717 --> 01:11:24,085
(Japanese pop music playing)
1384
01:11:24,218 --> 01:11:26,386
Ulysses: Come on, people!
This is the new Normal!
1385
01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:28,089
It's gotta seem
like an accident!
1386
01:11:28,222 --> 01:11:30,992
Like there wasn't
a massacre here, you know?
1387
01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,960
Bring it in! Bring it in!
1388
01:11:33,661 --> 01:11:35,630
Look for loose limbs!
1389
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:38,733
Watch for blood splotches.
1390
01:11:39,399 --> 01:11:40,701
Cover 'em up.
1391
01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:44,972
Winter wonderland!
Let's go for it, folks.
1392
01:11:45,438 --> 01:11:47,742
Make it nice for our guests.
1393
01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:49,644
Let's bring it around.
1394
01:11:50,111 --> 01:11:54,081
Down there,
look for any loose entrails.
1395
01:12:16,304 --> 01:12:17,672
(music concludes)
1396
01:12:17,805 --> 01:12:18,973
Blaine: Swear to God,
1397
01:12:19,106 --> 01:12:22,643
I had no idea
about killing Gunderson.
1398
01:12:22,777 --> 01:12:24,212
Ulysses: You believed
that bullshit
1399
01:12:24,344 --> 01:12:25,646
about the fishing rod?
1400
01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:27,447
Blaine: Sorry,
I'm not much of a fisherman,
1401
01:12:27,582 --> 01:12:29,150
but, yeah, I get your point.
1402
01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:31,552
Ulysses:
And you tried to shoot me.
1403
01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:34,322
Blaine: Yeah, I did shoot you,
but I didn't kill you.
1404
01:12:34,454 --> 01:12:36,324
That's the important thing.
1405
01:12:36,824 --> 01:12:39,126
We're here together,
both of us...
1406
01:12:41,162 --> 01:12:42,429
alive.
1407
01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:45,465
Do you, uh...
1408
01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,935
Do you really think
this is gonna work?
1409
01:12:50,204 --> 01:12:51,639
You a betting man?
1410
01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:54,441
To my own detriment,
to be sure.
1411
01:12:56,711 --> 01:13:00,014
I'd put a Benji on the lay.
1412
01:13:01,115 --> 01:13:03,751
Wait a minute. You're--
You're betting against us?
1413
01:13:03,885 --> 01:13:06,888
(Japanese rap music
playing in distance)
1414
01:13:07,722 --> 01:13:10,057
Oof. We're fucked, huh?
1415
01:13:10,191 --> 01:13:11,325
(Japanese rap music playing)
1416
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:14,394
Well, best get into character.
1417
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:26,941
(music concludes)
1418
01:13:27,074 --> 01:13:29,911
(in Japanese)
1419
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:36,817
(in English) As you can s--
Can you-- Can you translate?
1420
01:13:38,286 --> 01:13:41,722
As you can see, the storm here
was something else.
1421
01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:45,226
It knocked out phones,
internet, cell service, hell,
1422
01:13:45,359 --> 01:13:46,928
you name it, it's down.
1423
01:13:47,061 --> 01:13:48,930
- (translator speaking Japanese)
- (in English) Howdy, y'all.
1424
01:13:49,897 --> 01:13:52,767
Oh, he's the interim,
like I told you.
1425
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:56,037
He don't know shit.
He's, uh, not too bright.
1426
01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,772
Ulysses: Deputy Blaine,
you know these folks?
1427
01:13:57,905 --> 01:13:59,307
You want to explain to them
they can't come
1428
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,742
tearing through our county
in a convoy like this
1429
01:14:01,876 --> 01:14:04,178
without getting
a greeting from the law?
1430
01:14:04,312 --> 01:14:07,548
Well, uh, this is actually
Pastor Oyabun, Sheriff.
1431
01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:09,383
- Oh, a pastor.
- Mm-hmm.
1432
01:14:09,517 --> 01:14:10,785
He's got a small parish
1433
01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:12,653
just over yonder
down near Everton.
1434
01:14:12,787 --> 01:14:14,956
What's his denomination?
1435
01:14:15,523 --> 01:14:17,825
Protestant. Ain't that right?
1436
01:14:18,159 --> 01:14:20,328
(in Japanese)
1437
01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:21,429
- (in English) Tell him.
- He's mad.
1438
01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:22,730
Oyabun: (in Japanese)
1439
01:14:22,863 --> 01:14:24,131
(in English)
What's he upset about?
1440
01:14:24,265 --> 01:14:25,733
- (in Japanese)
- Blaine: (in English) I think--
1441
01:14:25,866 --> 01:14:28,536
I think that he wants to go
to the bank.
1442
01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:30,104
(in Japanese)
1443
01:14:30,304 --> 01:14:31,906
(in English) He can't go
to the bank. We've got the...
1444
01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:34,175
- Yeah, yeah, but...
- There's people down.
1445
01:14:34,308 --> 01:14:35,876
- It's true that...
- Hey!
1446
01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:37,178
Hey, hey.
1447
01:14:37,311 --> 01:14:39,780
- We'll make an exception.
- Make an exception.
1448
01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:42,683
- We'll give you an escort.
- Blaine: Follow us. Let's go.
1449
01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:44,685
(in Japanese)
1450
01:14:46,053 --> 01:14:48,022
Ulysses: (in English)
Okay, Deputy Blaine,
1451
01:14:48,155 --> 01:14:50,891
let's take our guests
the long way around.
1452
01:14:51,491 --> 01:14:54,494
Give them a little more time
to fix up the bank.
1453
01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:58,566
(in Japanese)
1454
01:15:00,568 --> 01:15:01,869
(tense music playing)
1455
01:15:02,003 --> 01:15:03,104
(in English) Those aren't
the best shoes.
1456
01:15:03,237 --> 01:15:04,672
Ulysses: Yes, sir.
Right this way.
1457
01:15:04,872 --> 01:15:05,706
Blaine: So, just watch
your step. Come on.
1458
01:15:05,906 --> 01:15:07,108
Oyabun:
(in Japanese)
1459
01:15:07,475 --> 01:15:08,275
Ulysses: (in English)
Well, it doesn't look good,
1460
01:15:08,409 --> 01:15:09,243
I know.
1461
01:15:09,377 --> 01:15:10,678
Oyabun: (in Japanese)
1462
01:15:10,811 --> 01:15:12,246
Ulysses: (in English)
Careful of the snow.
1463
01:15:12,380 --> 01:15:13,581
(device beeps)
1464
01:15:19,353 --> 01:15:20,821
The driver was killed on impact,
1465
01:15:20,955 --> 01:15:22,590
as was the bank manager
and security guard.
1466
01:15:22,723 --> 01:15:24,158
(in Japanese)
1467
01:15:25,192 --> 01:15:27,028
(in English) Sheriff, you mind
if I show him the vault?
1468
01:15:27,161 --> 01:15:29,997
The church has some papers
in their safe deposit box.
1469
01:15:30,131 --> 01:15:33,000
- Yeah, sure, go ahead.
- Blaine: Good. Yeah, this way.
1470
01:15:33,834 --> 01:15:35,636
Ulysses:
The building's in fine shape.
1471
01:15:35,770 --> 01:15:38,205
Uh, actually, it wasn't
a load-bearing wall.
1472
01:15:38,339 --> 01:15:39,640
Excuse me. Uh...
1473
01:15:39,774 --> 01:15:43,844
As you can see,
the vault, it's untouched.
1474
01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:46,180
Excuse me. Pristine.
1475
01:15:46,313 --> 01:15:48,983
Whoa! The church
has done well, huh?
1476
01:15:53,754 --> 01:15:55,556
- Pretty color, huh?
- (music concludes)
1477
01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,224
(in Japanese)
1478
01:15:57,358 --> 01:15:59,093
("Hot Rod Hop" playing)
1479
01:15:59,226 --> 01:16:01,328
♪ There's a small garage
On the edge of town ♪
1480
01:16:01,462 --> 01:16:04,165
♪ Where the hot rods go
When the sun goes down ♪
1481
01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:06,233
♪ The place belongs
To a Mr. Jones ♪
1482
01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:08,002
- ♪ Who repairs hot rods... ♪
- (song concludes)
1483
01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:10,237
Ulysses: Why did you invite
them out for food?
1484
01:16:12,139 --> 01:16:15,109
I only know, like, four phrases
in Japanese, and...
1485
01:16:16,243 --> 01:16:17,578
I guess I panicked.
1486
01:16:20,781 --> 01:16:22,983
Is your boss
enjoying the meatloaf?
1487
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,119
(speaking Japanese)
1488
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,888
(in English) This is divine.
1489
01:16:29,890 --> 01:16:31,792
Your English is very good, sir.
1490
01:16:32,527 --> 01:16:33,994
I watch a lot of Friends.
1491
01:16:34,361 --> 01:16:35,930
Who's in for mimosas?
1492
01:16:36,063 --> 01:16:39,166
- (men shouting affirmation)
- Blaine: Should I make a toast?
1493
01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:43,604
- Don't.
- Blaine: Uh, excuse me. Um...
1494
01:16:45,372 --> 01:16:49,176
(chuckling nervously) I, uh...
I'd like to propose a toast.
1495
01:16:49,310 --> 01:16:51,145
Um... You know, I'm, uh,
1496
01:16:51,278 --> 01:16:54,148
what you might call
a "people person."
1497
01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:57,552
So, this toast is to friendship.
I think it's important
1498
01:16:57,685 --> 01:16:59,220
that I take credit
for this event.
1499
01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:01,822
When I become
the next sheriff of Normal,
1500
01:17:01,956 --> 01:17:05,693
there will be many more
opportunities to come together
1501
01:17:05,826 --> 01:17:09,163
and break bread,
strengthening our link.
1502
01:17:09,296 --> 01:17:14,168
And with Pastor Oyabun
and his friendly, friendly,
1503
01:17:14,301 --> 01:17:19,006
um, congregation,
I think this is a new chapter
1504
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:22,309
for our town
and our happy arrangement.
1505
01:17:22,443 --> 01:17:26,581
So, I'd like to say
thank you for all your help
1506
01:17:26,714 --> 01:17:30,951
and to many,
many more years
1507
01:17:31,085 --> 01:17:37,958
of friendly people helping
other friendly people.
1508
01:17:48,537 --> 01:17:50,204
(all gasping)
1509
01:17:51,472 --> 01:17:52,706
(gasps)
1510
01:17:53,642 --> 01:17:54,842
Arata: Please!
1511
01:17:55,442 --> 01:17:57,945
(sobs hysterically)
1512
01:17:58,513 --> 01:17:59,614
Oh, shit.
1513
01:17:59,747 --> 01:18:01,148
(song continues)
1514
01:18:01,282 --> 01:18:04,051
♪ Pop, pop, peep-peep-peep ♪
1515
01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:08,122
♪ Pop, pop
Peep, pop, pop, oh pop ♪
1516
01:18:08,255 --> 01:18:10,824
- ♪ Pop, pop ♪
- (song concludes)
1517
01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:21,869
("When You're in Love
With a Beautiful Woman" playing)
1518
01:18:27,509 --> 01:18:28,909
(roars)
1519
01:18:29,043 --> 01:18:32,446
(crashing, shouting)
1520
01:18:32,581 --> 01:18:34,215
(shots firing)
1521
01:18:37,818 --> 01:18:39,019
(groans)
1522
01:18:42,723 --> 01:18:45,092
(groans) Asshole!
1523
01:18:45,226 --> 01:18:48,262
- (guns firing)
- (men shouting)
1524
01:18:48,395 --> 01:18:50,164
Ulysses: Hey!
Get your hands off!
1525
01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:55,369
♪ Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her ♪
1526
01:18:55,604 --> 01:18:59,273
♪ Everybody wants
To take your baby home ♪
1527
01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:02,876
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1528
01:19:03,210 --> 01:19:07,214
- ♪ You watch your friends ♪
- ♪ You watch your friends ♪
1529
01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:11,620
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1530
01:19:12,086 --> 01:19:13,487
♪ It never ends ♪
1531
01:19:13,622 --> 01:19:15,724
♪ It never ends
You know it never end ♪
1532
01:19:16,658 --> 01:19:20,794
♪ You know that it's crazy
You wanna trust her ♪
1533
01:19:20,928 --> 01:19:24,566
♪ Then somebody hangs up
When you answer the phone ♪
1534
01:19:24,699 --> 01:19:28,536
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1535
01:19:29,103 --> 01:19:31,038
♪ You go it alone ♪
1536
01:19:32,707 --> 01:19:34,676
- (grunts)
- (grunts, groans)
1537
01:19:34,808 --> 01:19:38,212
♪ Maybe it's just
An ego problem ♪
1538
01:19:38,345 --> 01:19:41,282
♪ Problem is I've been
Fooled before ♪
1539
01:19:41,782 --> 01:19:47,021
♪ By fair-weather friends
And faint-hearted lovers ♪
1540
01:19:47,388 --> 01:19:49,790
♪ And every time it happens ♪
1541
01:19:50,124 --> 01:19:54,596
♪ It just convinces me more ♪
1542
01:19:55,262 --> 01:19:59,601
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1543
01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:01,168
♪ You watch her eyes ♪
1544
01:20:01,302 --> 01:20:03,270
♪ Watch her eyes
Baby, watch her eyes ♪
1545
01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:07,908
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1546
01:20:08,042 --> 01:20:09,544
♪ You look for lies ♪
1547
01:20:09,678 --> 01:20:12,112
♪ Keep lookin' for lies
Baby, look for lies ♪
1548
01:20:12,246 --> 01:20:13,280
(groans)
1549
01:20:13,615 --> 01:20:17,151
♪ Everybody tempts her
Everybody tells her ♪
1550
01:20:17,284 --> 01:20:20,421
♪ She's the most beautiful
woman They know ♪
1551
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:24,592
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1552
01:20:25,059 --> 01:20:27,328
- ♪ You go it alone ♪
- (screams)
1553
01:20:30,931 --> 01:20:34,803
(both grunt)
1554
01:20:34,935 --> 01:20:37,971
(shouts)
1555
01:20:39,541 --> 01:20:41,275
(both grunt)
1556
01:20:42,376 --> 01:20:44,345
(both groan)
1557
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:47,047
(groans)
1558
01:20:49,551 --> 01:20:50,652
(groans)
1559
01:20:50,785 --> 01:20:53,253
(groans) God damn it!
1560
01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:56,290
- (gun firing)
- (screams)
1561
01:21:01,061 --> 01:21:02,863
(both grunt)
1562
01:21:05,866 --> 01:21:08,068
(gurgles)
1563
01:21:09,336 --> 01:21:12,574
(song continuing in distance)
1564
01:21:19,547 --> 01:21:23,551
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1565
01:21:27,822 --> 01:21:31,826
♪ When you're in love
With a beautiful woman ♪
1566
01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:34,027
- (song concludes)
- Alex: Sheriff?
1567
01:21:35,429 --> 01:21:36,531
Sheriff!
1568
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,967
(both gasp)
1569
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:42,102
(breathes heavily)
1570
01:21:43,772 --> 01:21:46,541
- Blaine: All friends now?
- (door opening)
1571
01:21:52,413 --> 01:21:53,615
(crunches)
1572
01:21:53,748 --> 01:21:55,583
Ulysses: Anyone for pie?
1573
01:21:57,251 --> 01:21:59,554
(moose bellowing)
1574
01:22:01,455 --> 01:22:02,590
(munches)
1575
01:22:17,471 --> 01:22:18,472
Ulysses: Mm.
1576
01:22:20,775 --> 01:22:22,510
(exhales sharply)
1577
01:22:26,413 --> 01:22:29,651
You want to be
sheriff now? (sighs)
1578
01:22:32,754 --> 01:22:34,622
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
1579
01:22:42,162 --> 01:22:44,364
Thanks for taking care of it
for me.
1580
01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:50,237
Oh. There's one other thing.
(sighs)
1581
01:22:52,206 --> 01:22:56,043
Here's that 100 on the lay.
Guess you won.
1582
01:22:58,212 --> 01:22:59,781
Can I have that pie back?
1583
01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:02,750
- (groans softly)
- (song continues)
1584
01:23:04,418 --> 01:23:06,521
(sighs)
1585
01:23:07,321 --> 01:23:13,761
♪ The wind is blowing
Against my face ♪
1586
01:23:13,895 --> 01:23:17,331
- ♪ Sun's beating down... ♪
- (tone beeps)
1587
01:23:17,464 --> 01:23:19,366
Penny: This is Penny.
I'm sorry I missed you.
1588
01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,902
Please leave a message,
1589
01:23:21,034 --> 01:23:22,537
and I'll circle back
when I can. Thanks.
1590
01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:25,105
- (tone beeps)
- Ulysses: Hey, Penny, it's me.
1591
01:23:25,239 --> 01:23:27,809
I'm-- I'm in Texas now.
(chuckles)
1592
01:23:27,942 --> 01:23:31,546
Yeah, filling in for a sheriff
on maternity leave.
1593
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:35,650
I much prefer the weather here.
It's warm. Don't miss the cold.
1594
01:23:35,783 --> 01:23:39,954
Oh, and I picked up an
interim deputy along the way.
1595
01:23:40,087 --> 01:23:41,990
People are pretty much
the same.
1596
01:23:42,122 --> 01:23:44,024
Then, again, not. (sighs)
1597
01:23:44,157 --> 01:23:45,459
All things considered, though...
1598
01:23:45,593 --> 01:23:49,263
(inhales)
...I'm in a better place.
1599
01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:51,699
As for the town of Normal,
well,
1600
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:54,669
I left it as I found it,
you could say.
1601
01:23:55,770 --> 01:23:57,906
I mean, that's the job,
isn't it?
1602
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,174
Besides, I'm never looking
for trouble.
1603
01:24:01,643 --> 01:24:04,712
If it wants you,
it'll find you on its own,
1604
01:24:05,379 --> 01:24:08,583
and it can be hard
to shake once it does.
1605
01:24:11,653 --> 01:24:14,822
Well, thanks for listening,
Penny. I--
1606
01:24:15,523 --> 01:24:17,057
Penny: Hi, Ulysses.
1607
01:24:17,859 --> 01:24:19,493
Ulysses: Hey, Penny.
1608
01:24:21,663 --> 01:24:28,770
♪ A daydream or fantasy ♪
1609
01:24:30,004 --> 01:24:32,640
♪ A place that we know ♪
1610
01:24:32,774 --> 01:24:37,277
♪ As reality ♪
1611
01:24:38,012 --> 01:24:45,218
♪ Where we can go
And our troubles be few ♪
1612
01:24:46,386 --> 01:24:51,960
♪ Where we can go and think ♪
1613
01:24:52,092 --> 01:24:56,764
♪ Think things through ♪
1614
01:24:57,899 --> 01:25:04,906
♪ The wind is blowing
Against my face ♪
1615
01:25:06,106 --> 01:25:13,514
♪ Sun's beating down
With its warm rays ♪
1616
01:25:14,582 --> 01:25:19,053
♪ A robin's song ♪
1617
01:25:19,186 --> 01:25:23,057
♪ Whistling through the trees ♪
1618
01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:26,594
♪ The ocean's mist ♪
1619
01:25:26,728 --> 01:25:34,134
♪ And the world
Of make-believe ♪
1620
01:25:35,435 --> 01:25:42,376
♪ The world of make-believe ♪
1621
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:47,849
- ♪ Of make-believe ♪
- (song concludes)
1622
01:25:48,482 --> 01:25:50,551
(instrumental folk
music playing)
1623
01:28:10,758 --> 01:28:12,693
(tense music playing)
1624
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:14,555
(gentle music playing)
1625
01:31:23,250 --> 01:31:25,485
(music concludes)