1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,002 Free Download Kdrama Www.30tk.ir - Created by DonToribio (Subscence.Com moniker) - Posted FIRST to Subscene December 4, 2018 2 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:44,656 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 3 00:01:44,686 --> 00:01:47,415 ♫ Little Shop, Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 4 00:01:47,445 --> 00:01:50,356 ♫ Call a cop. Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 5 00:01:50,386 --> 00:01:52,835 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 6 00:01:53,423 --> 00:01:56,283 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 7 00:01:56,361 --> 00:01:59,053 ♫ Bop she-bop, Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 8 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:02,163 ♫ Watch 'em drop. Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 9 00:02:02,193 --> 00:02:05,260 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 10 00:02:05,368 --> 00:02:09,163 ♫ Shing-a-ling, what a creepy thing to be happening. ♫ 11 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:11,344 ♫ Look out! Look out! Look out! ♫ 12 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:16,291 ♫ Shang-a-lang, feel the Sturm und Drang in the air. ♫ 13 00:02:17,148 --> 00:02:22,106 ♫ Sha la la and stop right where you are, don't you move a thing. ♫ 14 00:02:22,136 --> 00:02:23,059 ♫ You better... ♫ 15 00:02:23,089 --> 00:02:26,950 ♫ You'd better, telling you you'd better tell your mama. ♫ 16 00:02:27,157 --> 00:02:35,958 ♫ Something's gonna get her, she'd better, everybody better, beware! ♫ 17 00:02:50,981 --> 00:02:53,613 ♫ Here it comes, baby. ♫ 18 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:56,946 ♫ Tell those bums, baby. ♫ 19 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,102 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 20 00:03:02,692 --> 00:03:05,588 ♫ Hit the dirt, baby. ♫ 21 00:03:05,662 --> 00:03:08,589 ♫ Red alert, baby. ♫ 22 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:12,481 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 23 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:16,448 ♫ Alley Oop, haul it off the stoop, I'm warning you. ♫ 24 00:03:16,873 --> 00:03:18,272 ♫ Look out! Look out! Look out! ♫ 25 00:03:18,608 --> 00:03:22,597 ♫ Run away, child, you're gonna pay if you fail. ♫ 26 00:03:22,627 --> 00:03:24,556 ♫ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♫ 27 00:03:24,614 --> 00:03:29,490 ♫ Look around, look who's coming down, down the street for you. ♫ 28 00:03:29,553 --> 00:03:33,018 ♫ You bet 'cha, you bet 'cha, you bet your butt, you better ♫ 29 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:36,223 ♫ best believe it something's come to get 'cha. ♫ 30 00:03:36,293 --> 00:03:41,900 ♫ You better, better watch your back and your tail. ♫ 31 00:03:43,679 --> 00:03:44,894 ♫ Come-a, come-a, come-a. ♫ 32 00:03:44,986 --> 00:03:47,731 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 33 00:03:47,771 --> 00:03:50,535 ♫ Bop-she-bop You'll never stop the terror. ♫ 34 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,800 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 35 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:58,996 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 36 00:04:08,392 --> 00:04:11,590 Seymour, what's going on down there? 37 00:04:11,661 --> 00:04:13,726 Very little, Mr. Mushnik! 38 00:04:22,176 --> 00:04:23,305 ...till the weekend. 39 00:04:23,406 --> 00:04:27,140 And at his press conference today, President Kennedy fielded questions 40 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:30,208 concerning last Thursday's total eclipse of the sun, 41 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:34,273 an unprecedented astrological phenomenon which has baffled the nation. 42 00:04:52,369 --> 00:04:56,061 Ah! So! She finally decides to come to work! 43 00:04:56,573 --> 00:04:58,866 Uh, good morning, Mr. Mushnik. 44 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:02,808 What morning? It's almost closing time. Not that we had a customer. 45 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:07,380 Seymour, what in the name of God is going on down there? 46 00:05:08,318 --> 00:05:10,564 Audrey, would you go down and see what he's... 47 00:05:10,822 --> 00:05:13,791 Audrey! Audrey, where did you get that shiner? 48 00:05:13,992 --> 00:05:16,492 Uh... a shiner? 49 00:05:16,826 --> 00:05:20,488 Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours is beating up on you again? 50 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:22,988 No! I know it's none of my business, 51 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:26,532 but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy. 52 00:05:26,603 --> 00:05:29,231 I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr... 53 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:32,298 Seymour, look what you've done to the inventory! 54 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,255 - Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik. - Hi, Audrey. 55 00:05:35,512 --> 00:05:37,143 You look radiant today. 56 00:05:38,014 --> 00:05:41,043 - Is that new eye make-up? - Oh! 57 00:05:41,185 --> 00:05:45,147 I'll help him clean it up before any of the customers get here. 58 00:05:45,188 --> 00:05:47,247 That should give you plenty of time. 59 00:05:47,324 --> 00:05:52,427 Oh, God, what an existence I got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk, 60 00:05:52,495 --> 00:05:55,692 business is lousy, my life is a living hell! 61 00:05:56,099 --> 00:05:58,162 Hey, you! Urchins! 62 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,174 Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! 63 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:03,371 Move! Move! Move! Go away! 64 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:04,840 No loitering! 65 00:06:04,974 --> 00:06:06,967 Man, I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal? 66 00:06:07,043 --> 00:06:09,189 Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon? 67 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:10,403 You ought to be in school! 68 00:06:10,614 --> 00:06:12,363 Yeah, but we on a split shift. 69 00:06:12,382 --> 00:06:15,760 Right, we went to school until fifth grade, then we split. 70 00:06:16,019 --> 00:06:18,810 So? How do you intend to better yourselves? 71 00:06:19,356 --> 00:06:24,022 "Better ourselves?" You heard what he said? "Better ourselves?" 72 00:06:24,294 --> 00:06:28,128 Mister, when you're from Skid Row, ain't no such thing. 73 00:06:34,037 --> 00:06:38,401 ♫ Alarm goes off at 7:00 ♫ 74 00:06:38,642 --> 00:06:43,106 ♫ and you start uptown. ♫ 75 00:06:44,247 --> 00:06:46,947 ♫ You put in your eight hours ♫ 76 00:06:47,016 --> 00:06:52,820 ♫ for the powers that have always been. ♫ 77 00:06:53,222 --> 00:06:54,814 Sing it, child. 78 00:06:56,026 --> 00:07:02,545 ♫ Till it's 5:00 p.m. ♫ 79 00:07:04,301 --> 00:07:05,729 ♫ Then you go. ♫ 80 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:08,532 ♫ Downtown where the folks are broke. ♫ 81 00:07:08,638 --> 00:07:12,001 ♫ You go downtown where your life's a joke. ♫ 82 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:15,677 ♫ You go downtown where you buy your token ♫ 83 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:17,780 ♫ and you go ♫ 84 00:07:17,848 --> 00:07:21,249 ♫ home to Skid Row. ♫ 85 00:07:21,279 --> 00:07:24,255 ♫ Home to Skid Row. ♫ 86 00:07:24,721 --> 00:07:26,118 ♫ Yes, you go ♫ 87 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:29,489 ♫ Downtown, where the cabs don't stop. ♫ 88 00:07:29,526 --> 00:07:32,688 ♫ Downtown, where the food is slop. ♫ 89 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:37,690 ♫ Downtown where the hopheads flop in the snow, ♫ 90 00:07:38,335 --> 00:07:42,030 ♫ down on Skid Row. ♫ 91 00:07:43,406 --> 00:07:46,068 ♫ Uptown, you cater to a million jerks. ♫ 92 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:49,939 ♫ Uptown, you're messengers and mailroom clerks. ♫ 93 00:07:50,046 --> 00:07:53,240 ♫ eating all your lunches at the hotdog carts. ♫ 94 00:07:53,316 --> 00:07:56,877 ♫ The bosses take your money then they break your hearts. ♫ 95 00:07:56,953 --> 00:07:59,922 ♫ Uptown you cater to a million whores. ♫ 96 00:08:00,156 --> 00:08:03,216 ♫ Disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floors. ♫ 97 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,283 ♫ Your jobs are really menial,. ♫ 98 00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:08,995 ♫ you make no bread and then at 5 o'clock you head ♫ 99 00:08:09,098 --> 00:08:10,369 ♫ by subway ♫ 100 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,495 ♫ Downtown, where the guys are drips. ♫ 101 00:08:13,837 --> 00:08:16,969 ♫ Downtown, where they rip your slips. ♫ 102 00:08:17,107 --> 00:08:22,439 ♫ Downtown, where relationships are no-go. ♫ 103 00:08:22,679 --> 00:08:24,337 ♫ Down on Skid Row. ♫ 104 00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:27,695 ♫ Down on Skid Row. Down on Skid Row. ♫ 105 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:31,298 ♫ Down on Skid Row. Down on Skid... ♫ 106 00:08:31,328 --> 00:08:36,485 ♫ Down on Skid Row. Down on Skid Row. ♫ 107 00:08:37,594 --> 00:08:41,796 ♫ Poor, all my life, I've always been poor. ♫ 108 00:08:41,898 --> 00:08:45,028 ♫ I keep asking God what I'm for. ♫ 109 00:08:45,268 --> 00:08:48,569 ♫ And he tells me, "Gee, I'm not sure." ♫ 110 00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:51,297 ♫ "Sweep that floor, kid". ♫ 111 00:08:51,327 --> 00:08:52,358 ♫ Oh! ♫ 112 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:56,869 ♫ I started life as an orphan, a child of the street, ♫ 113 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,875 ♫ here on Skid Row. ♫ 114 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:04,745 ♫ He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed, a crust of bread and a job. ♫ 115 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:11,422 ♫ Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob, which I am. ♫ 116 00:09:11,795 --> 00:09:14,220 ♫ So I live ♫ 117 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:18,829 ♫ - Downtown. - That's your home address. - You live ♫ 118 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:23,301 ♫ - Downtown. - When your life's a mess. - You live ♫ 119 00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:30,179 ♫ - Downtown. - Where depression's just status quo, ♫ 120 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,207 ♫ down on Skid Row. ♫ 121 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:37,385 ♫ Someone show me a way to get outta here. ♫ 122 00:09:37,721 --> 00:09:41,989 ♫ 'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here. ♫ 123 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:46,487 ♫ Please, won't somebody say I'll get outta here. ♫ 124 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:50,865 ♫ Someone give me my shot or I'll rot here. ♫ 125 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:53,125 ♫ Downtown... Show me how and I will. ♫ 126 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,908 ♫ I'll get out of here, ♫ 127 00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:57,502 ♫ Downtown... I'll start climbing uphill. ♫ 128 00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,268 ♫ And get outta here. ♫ 129 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:03,572 ♫ Downtown... Someone tell me I still could get outta here. ♫ 130 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,006 ♫ Someone tell Lady Luck that I'm stuck here. ♫ 131 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:10,417 ♫ Downtown... Gee, it sure would be swell to get outta here. ♫ 132 00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:13,624 ♫ Downtown... Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here. ♫ 133 00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:17,096 ♫ Downtown... I'd move heaven and hell to get outta Skid. ♫ 134 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,149 ♫ Downtown... I'd do, I don't know what to get outta of Skid. ♫ 135 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:23,899 ♫ Downtown... But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid. ♫ 136 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:27,336 ♫ Downtown... People tell me there's not a way outta Skid. ♫ 137 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:41,450 ♫ Downtown... But believe me, I've got to get outta Skid Row! ♫ 138 00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:06,373 Six o'clock and we haven't sold so much as a fern! 139 00:11:06,744 --> 00:11:10,231 All right! That's it! Forget it! Don't bother coming in tomorrow. 140 00:11:10,414 --> 00:11:11,930 - But, you don't mean... - You can't. 141 00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:14,735 Wha... wha... what don't I mean? I'm through! Forget it! Kaput! 142 00:11:14,813 --> 00:11:16,466 - You can't. - Kaput! Extinct! 143 00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:19,340 I'm closing this God and customer forsaken place. 144 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:24,289 Mr. Mushnik, forgive me for saying so, sir, but has it ever occurred to you 145 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,321 that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new direction? 146 00:11:28,932 --> 00:11:31,723 What Seymour's trying to say is... 147 00:11:31,935 --> 00:11:34,595 Seymour, why don't you run downstairs and bring up 148 00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:39,467 that strange and interesting new plant you've been working on? 149 00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:41,781 You see, Mr. Mushnik, 150 00:11:41,811 --> 00:11:43,798 Some of those exotic plants Seymour's been 151 00:11:43,859 --> 00:11:47,207 tinkering around with... are really unusual. 152 00:11:47,283 --> 00:11:51,783 And we thought that maybe some of those strange and interesting new plants 153 00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:56,320 prominently displayed and... and advertised, would attract business. 154 00:12:00,163 --> 00:12:03,230 I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today. 155 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:06,024 There, now, isn't that bizarre? 156 00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:08,264 At least. 157 00:12:08,571 --> 00:12:10,762 What kind of a weirdo plant is that, Seymour? 158 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,240 I don't know. I think it's some kind of flytrap, 159 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,759 but I haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. 160 00:12:16,012 --> 00:12:19,975 I gave it my own name though, I call it an Audrey II. 161 00:12:20,183 --> 00:12:23,150 - After me? - I hope you don't mind. 162 00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:27,011 You see, sir, if you were to put a... a strange and interesting plant like this 163 00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:30,023 here in... in the window, then... then maybe... 164 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,238 Maybe what? Maybe what? 165 00:12:32,395 --> 00:12:34,856 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? 166 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:39,257 Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window people don't suddenly... 167 00:12:39,602 --> 00:12:44,029 Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. 168 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:47,527 - What is it? - It's an Audrey II. 169 00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,702 I've never seen anything like it before. 170 00:12:49,779 --> 00:12:52,408 - No one has. - Where did you get it? 171 00:12:54,313 --> 00:12:55,549 Well... 172 00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:58,682 Do you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 173 00:12:58,712 --> 00:12:59,712 ♫ Da do. ♫ 174 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,789 I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day. 175 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:03,936 ♫ Shoop da do. ♫ 176 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:07,413 And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man... 177 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,649 ♫ Chang da do. ♫ 178 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,781 He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings. 179 00:13:11,887 --> 00:13:13,387 ♫ Snip da do. ♫ 180 00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:16,711 'Cause he knows, you see, that, well, strange plants are my hobby. 181 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,267 ♫ Da da da da da da do. ♫ 182 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:21,208 He didn't have anything unusual there that day. 183 00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:22,738 ♫ Do da do. ♫ 184 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:26,069 So I was just about to, you know, walk on by... 185 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:30,372 ♫ Oop, for you, sha shu do do do. ♫ 186 00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:34,548 when suddenly and without warning, there was this... 187 00:13:34,657 --> 00:13:37,521 ♫ total eclipse of the sun. ♫ 188 00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,417 It got very dark. 189 00:13:39,462 --> 00:13:43,558 And there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world. 190 00:13:43,588 --> 00:13:44,388 ♫ Da do. ♫ 191 00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:47,497 And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there. 192 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,516 ♫ Oop see do. ♫ 193 00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:52,131 Just, ya know, stuck in a... among the zinnias. 194 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:53,498 ♫ Audrey II. ♫ 195 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:56,574 I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before... 196 00:13:56,713 --> 00:14:00,480 but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyway... 197 00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:02,711 for $1.95. 198 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:08,651 ♫ Sha la la la la la do. ♫ 199 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:18,831 Well, that's an unusual story, and a fascinating plant. 200 00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:24,696 Oh, while I'm here, I might as well take $50 worth of roses. 201 00:14:24,774 --> 00:14:27,423 $50! Wooo! 202 00:14:27,844 --> 00:14:32,754 - Can you break a hundred? - A hundred? Ah! No! 203 00:14:32,849 --> 00:14:35,110 Well, then I'll just have to take twice as many, won't I? 204 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:39,618 - Twice as many? - Twice as many? - Twice as many! 205 00:14:39,648 --> 00:14:41,183 Twice as many. 206 00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:44,657 That plant in the window, it's simply amazing! 207 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:47,996 That plant in the window, wherever did you get it? 208 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:51,465 - Look, there it is, Marge. - Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar. 209 00:15:11,254 --> 00:15:13,146 Thank You! Thank you very much, sir! 210 00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:14,288 Thank you! 211 00:15:14,357 --> 00:15:16,018 Thank you! Come again! 212 00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:18,153 Come and look at the weirdo plant some more! 213 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:21,496 It's just going to get bigger and more interesting. 214 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,668 Just don't stand there! Quick, quick! 215 00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:29,102 Put the plant back in the... Oh, what did you call it? 216 00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:30,203 Audrey II. 217 00:15:30,272 --> 00:15:33,773 Well, put that Audrey II back in the window where passersby can see it. 218 00:15:33,803 --> 00:15:36,233 Oh, my god! I never thought this could happen! 219 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:39,741 Oh, my children, I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight! 220 00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:44,375 Oh! I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date. 221 00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:46,284 With that same old nogoodnik? 222 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:50,355 I'm tellin' you, Audrey, you don't need a date with him, you need major medical. 223 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:55,221 He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he... he makes good money. 224 00:15:55,732 --> 00:15:57,360 Besides... 225 00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:00,233 he's the only fella I got. 226 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:02,994 Enjoy dinner. Goodnight, Seymour. 227 00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,297 Goodnight... Audrey. 228 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:07,742 Poor girl. 229 00:16:07,944 --> 00:16:09,675 Are we still going out? 230 00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:18,439 You're not going anywhere, Krelborn! 231 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:21,589 You're staying right here and taking care of that sick plant! 232 00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:25,486 I told you it's been giving me trouble. The Audrey II is not a healthy girl. 233 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:28,327 Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I. 234 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:29,816 If I only knew what breed it was. 235 00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:32,688 Who cares what breed it is? Look what it's done for business. 236 00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:34,358 - I know. - So, work Seymour. 237 00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:36,900 Nurse this plant back to health, I'm counting on you. 238 00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:37,964 - I know. - You do? 239 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,401 - I do. - So fix. Good night. 240 00:16:55,647 --> 00:17:00,647 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 241 00:17:00,877 --> 00:17:05,783 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 242 00:17:06,013 --> 00:17:11,187 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 243 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:16,353 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 244 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,404 ♫ Oo sha la la la do, wa wa. ♫ 245 00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:22,213 Well, Twoey, I don't know what else I can do for ya. 246 00:17:22,285 --> 00:17:25,782 Are you sickly, little plant, or are you just plain stubborn? 247 00:17:26,622 --> 00:17:28,819 What is it you want? 248 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,952 What is it you need? 249 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:36,097 ♫ I've given you sunshine I've given you dirt. ♫ 250 00:17:36,332 --> 00:17:41,369 ♫ You've given me nothing but heartache and hurt. ♫ 251 00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:46,541 ♫ I'm begging you sweetly I'm down on my knees. ♫ 252 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:51,572 ♫ Oh, please, grow for me. ♫ 253 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:56,644 ♫ I've given you plant food and water to sip. ♫ 254 00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:02,314 ♫ I've given you potash, you've given me zip. ♫ 255 00:18:02,525 --> 00:18:07,826 ♫ Oh, God, how I mist you, oh, Pod, how you tease. ♫ 256 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:12,790 ♫ Now please, grow for me. ♫ 257 00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:18,031 ♫ I've given you southern exposure to get you to thrive. ♫ 258 00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:21,371 ♫ I've pinched you back hard like I'm supposed ta. ♫ 259 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,578 ♫ You're barely alive. ♫ 260 00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:28,940 ♫ I've tried you at levels of moisture, from desert to mud. ♫ 261 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,251 ♫ I've given you grow lights and mineral supplements. ♫ 262 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:33,879 ♫ What do you want from me? Blood? ♫ 263 00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:38,048 Oh! Damn roses! Damn thorns! 264 00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:51,789 ♫ I've given you sunlight, I've given you rain. ♫ 265 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:55,031 ♫ Looks like you're not happy ♫ 266 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:57,735 ♫ 'less I open a vein. ♫ 267 00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:01,466 ♫ I'll give you a few drops, ♫ 268 00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:04,475 ♫ if that'll appease. ♫ 269 00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:25,607 ♫ Oh, please... ♫ 270 00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:32,849 ♫ Oh, oh, oh... please... ♫ 271 00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:37,584 ♫ grow for me! ♫ 272 00:21:05,341 --> 00:21:08,007 W-S-K-I-D. 273 00:21:08,077 --> 00:21:09,808 Skid Row Radio. 274 00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:13,501 You're listening to radio station WSKID, home of the hits. 275 00:21:13,516 --> 00:21:17,077 And in just a few minutes we'll be bringing you Wink Wilkensen's Weird World, 276 00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:20,845 the show that talks to wonderful people who bring in their weird things. 277 00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:23,124 But first, the weather. 278 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:27,128 Thank you very much, Tom. The weather today will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain. 279 00:21:27,197 --> 00:21:31,306 Sorry about that. The high temperature will be in the low 50s tonight, so, 280 00:21:31,329 --> 00:21:32,743 get out those electric blankets, and 281 00:21:32,773 --> 00:21:35,286 tomorrow we'll start off with some morning haze and clouds. 282 00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:37,934 - Uh, excuse me. I was told to come... - Yeah, you're next. 283 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,659 High tomorrow should be in the low 70s with the low in the high 60s. 284 00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:44,696 In the suburbs, the sun should be out through most of the day... 285 00:21:44,814 --> 00:21:47,003 except for some cloudy patches towards the evening, 286 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:48,694 but I don't think that'll affect your barbecue. 287 00:21:48,885 --> 00:21:51,349 The barometer reading should be 21 point 6. 288 00:21:51,453 --> 00:21:55,091 And the wind will be at about... I'd say 12 miles per hour. 289 00:21:55,121 --> 00:21:57,656 So, watch it out there on those boats. 290 00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:01,556 The sun will be rising tomorrow at about 7:17 am... 291 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,940 and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m., but... 292 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:04,970 check me if I'm wrong. 293 00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,672 The cold front is moving in from the southwest, 294 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,383 but it should brighten up by noon. 295 00:22:09,438 --> 00:22:12,359 The weekend should be mild, and for you Average Mean Temperature fans, 296 00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:14,652 the average mean temperature for the season, 297 00:22:14,982 --> 00:22:16,692 69 degrees, not too bad. 298 00:22:16,722 --> 00:22:18,344 Thank you, and back to you. 299 00:22:19,248 --> 00:22:22,144 You're listening to radio station WSKID. 300 00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:27,952 And now, Wink Wilkensen's Weird World, with your host, Wink Wilkensen. 301 00:22:30,192 --> 00:22:33,384 Hi everybody! It's Weird Wink Wilkensen, laughin' and scratchin' at ya. 302 00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:37,023 How's everybody doin' today? I got a little bit of a stiff neck. Let me just fix this up. 303 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:38,502 Oooh! That feels a lot better! 304 00:22:38,601 --> 00:22:42,767 Well, I got a great show for you today with some wonderful weird stuff! 305 00:22:43,506 --> 00:22:45,063 What are you doing here? 306 00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:49,652 Wah...! You...! Please, lady, no, put your clothes back on! It's Wink... you can't do this to me! 307 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,123 I mean, what if your husband were to walk in? 308 00:22:51,447 --> 00:22:53,292 I'm right here, Wink, I'm sorry, I love your show... 309 00:22:53,315 --> 00:22:55,306 but I've got to kill you both with this machine gun. 310 00:22:58,387 --> 00:23:02,498 Oh! You got me! Oh, oh, oh, I feel... 311 00:23:02,558 --> 00:23:05,699 I feel so very weird! 312 00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:10,057 Okay, our first guest today is a young man you probably read about in the newspapers, 313 00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:11,860 a young man by the name of... uh... 314 00:23:12,234 --> 00:23:14,142 Seymour Krelborn, is that correct? 315 00:23:14,203 --> 00:23:17,229 Who has discovered a new breed of plant life hitherto unknown on this planet. 316 00:23:17,406 --> 00:23:20,163 Let me play you down to your seat, Seymour. 317 00:23:22,178 --> 00:23:24,170 Hello, Seymour! 318 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,756 Um... 319 00:23:26,015 --> 00:23:27,415 Hello, Wink. 320 00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,810 Hey, I wish you folks at home could see this. 321 00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:33,316 Seymour, where did you get such a weird plant? 322 00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:40,993 Well, you remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago? 323 00:23:41,423 --> 00:23:42,719 ♫ Da ooh! ♫ 324 00:23:42,749 --> 00:23:46,091 And thus we conclude our interview with Seymour Krelborn, the young botanical... 325 00:23:46,168 --> 00:23:47,833 Mind if I call you a genius? 326 00:23:47,903 --> 00:23:48,927 Gosh, no! 327 00:23:49,004 --> 00:23:51,935 The genius who had discovered this most amazing, unidentified plant. 328 00:23:52,007 --> 00:23:55,572 Uh... I'd like to remind our listeners that the Audrey II is on display 329 00:23:55,677 --> 00:23:58,102 exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists. 330 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,267 - Am I late? Did I miss it? - Mushnik's. 331 00:24:00,297 --> 00:24:01,697 And, so, until next week... 332 00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:03,449 - The address! - This is Wilkinson saying so long... 333 00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:05,920 - The address! - Six days a week... 334 00:24:06,055 --> 00:24:09,111 I said, "Mention the address!" ♫ W.S.K.I.D. ♫ 335 00:24:09,141 --> 00:24:10,741 ♫ Skid Row Radio. ♫ 336 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,887 Oh, well. It's still good advertising. 337 00:24:14,430 --> 00:24:16,821 Seymour's first radio broadcast. 338 00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:20,730 I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but... 339 00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:25,369 - Don't tell me, you got tied up? - No, just handcuffed a little. 340 00:24:27,276 --> 00:24:29,303 Girl! Hey, girl! 341 00:24:29,411 --> 00:24:33,137 I don't know who this mess is you been hangin' out with, but he is hazardous to your health. 342 00:24:33,249 --> 00:24:35,908 Oh, that's for sure, but I can't leave him. 343 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:38,043 - Why not? - Oh, he'd get angry. 344 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,454 And if he does this when he likes me, imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad. 345 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,584 So, dump the chump, get another guy and let him protect you. 346 00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:48,325 How about the little jerk with the glasses? 347 00:24:48,464 --> 00:24:49,864 - Seymour? - That him. 348 00:24:49,932 --> 00:24:51,992 Oh, we're just friends. 349 00:24:52,067 --> 00:24:58,566 I don't even deserve a desperate, sweet, considerate, suddenly successful guy like Seymour. 350 00:24:58,674 --> 00:25:01,420 That poor child suffers from low self-image. 351 00:25:01,477 --> 00:25:03,706 - You got a point. - She got a problem. 352 00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:08,841 ♫ I know Seymour's the greatest, ♫ 353 00:25:10,252 --> 00:25:14,918 ♫ but I'm dating a semi-sadist. ♫ 354 00:25:15,924 --> 00:25:20,055 ♫ So I got a black eye and my arm's in a cast. ♫ 355 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:28,058 ♫ Still that Seymour's a cutie. ♫ 356 00:25:30,272 --> 00:25:36,668 ♫ Well, if not, he's got inner beauty. ♫ 357 00:25:37,513 --> 00:25:40,143 ♫ And I dream of a place ♫ 358 00:25:40,482 --> 00:25:45,216 ♫ where we could be together at last. ♫ 359 00:25:50,025 --> 00:25:54,418 ♫ A matchbox of our own. ♫ 360 00:25:55,063 --> 00:25:59,356 ♫ A fence of real chain-link. ♫ 361 00:26:00,202 --> 00:26:03,471 ♫ A grill out on the patio. ♫ 362 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:07,768 ♫ Disposal in the sink. ♫ 363 00:26:08,076 --> 00:26:12,210 ♫ A washer and a dryer. ♫ 364 00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:16,281 ♫ And an ironing machine. ♫ 365 00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:20,152 ♫ In a tract house that we share. ♫ 366 00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:22,821 ♫ Somewhere that's green. ♫ 367 00:26:33,202 --> 00:26:36,332 ♫ He rakes and trims the grass. ♫ 368 00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:40,704 ♫ He loves to mow and weed. ♫ 369 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:44,706 ♫ I cook like Betty Crocker ♫ 370 00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:49,014 ♫ and I look like Donna Reed. ♫ 371 00:26:49,118 --> 00:26:53,181 ♫ There's plastic on the furniture ♫ 372 00:26:53,455 --> 00:26:57,020 ♫ to keep it neat and clean, ♫ 373 00:26:57,092 --> 00:27:00,361 ♫ in the Pine-Sol scented air. ♫ 374 00:27:00,396 --> 00:27:03,526 ♫ Somewhere that's green. ♫ 375 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:42,230 ♫ Somewhere that's green. ♫ 376 00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:46,737 ♫ Between our frozen dinner ♫ 377 00:27:46,808 --> 00:27:50,500 ♫ and our bedtime, 9:15 ♫ 378 00:27:50,846 --> 00:27:54,306 ♫ we snuggle watching Lucy ♫ 379 00:27:54,817 --> 00:28:01,080 ♫ on our big, enormous 12-inch screen. ♫ 380 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:04,338 ♫ I'm... ♫ 381 00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:08,028 ♫ his December bride. ♫ 382 00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:13,424 ♫ He's father, he knows best. ♫ 383 00:28:14,269 --> 00:28:17,968 ♫ The kids play Howdy Doody ♫ 384 00:28:18,273 --> 00:28:22,666 ♫ as the sun sets in the west. ♫ 385 00:28:23,278 --> 00:28:34,932 ♫ A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine. ♫ 386 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:45,496 ♫ Far from Skid Row ♫ 387 00:28:47,669 --> 00:28:52,403 ♫ I dream we'll go. ♫ 388 00:28:56,278 --> 00:29:01,845 ♫ Somewhere... that's... ♫ 389 00:29:04,653 --> 00:29:10,156 ♫ green. ♫ 390 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:40,577 ♫ Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya. ♫ 391 00:29:40,962 --> 00:29:45,753 ♫ Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya. ♫ 392 00:29:45,794 --> 00:29:50,488 ♫ Poor Seymour pushed a broom. Nothing in his news but gloom and doom. ♫ 393 00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:56,494 ♫ Then he lit a fuse and give him room. He started an explosion, holy cow. ♫ 394 00:29:56,572 --> 00:30:01,366 ♫ That thing went bang kerboom and he's having some fun now. ♫ 395 00:30:01,396 --> 00:30:02,296 ♫ Now! ♫ 396 00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:04,435 ♫ Some fun now. Hot damn! ♫ 397 00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:07,141 ♫ - Ain't he having some fun now? ♫ - Yes, ma'am 398 00:30:07,215 --> 00:30:09,845 ♫ - He's having some fun now. - Oh boy! ♫ 399 00:30:09,918 --> 00:30:12,311 ♫ Ain't he having some fun now? ♫ 400 00:30:27,647 --> 00:30:28,496 Now! 401 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,471 ♫ Some fun now! Sho' 'nough. ♫ 402 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,245 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now Hot stuff. ♫ 403 00:30:33,275 --> 00:30:36,092 ♫ He's a-havin' some fun now. Oh boy! ♫ 404 00:30:36,122 --> 00:30:39,394 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now? Now! ♫ 405 00:30:39,424 --> 00:30:42,139 ♫ Some fun now! Good God, good God! ♫ 406 00:30:42,159 --> 00:30:44,488 ♫ He's havin' some fun now? Oh boy, oh boy. ♫ 407 00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:47,128 ♫ Yes, he's havin' some fun now Oh boy. ♫ 408 00:30:47,158 --> 00:30:49,372 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now! ♫ 409 00:30:50,466 --> 00:30:52,384 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 410 00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:55,249 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 411 00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:57,915 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 412 00:30:58,915 --> 00:31:00,638 ♫ Some fun now. ♫ 413 00:31:05,543 --> 00:31:07,123 Excuse me, excuse me. 414 00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:10,628 Hello? Hello? 415 00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:14,141 Yes, yes, yes, yes, Mrs. Shiva. 416 00:31:14,482 --> 00:31:15,853 - No, Mrs. Shiva. - I'd like to pay for these. 417 00:31:15,879 --> 00:31:17,246 Right away, Mrs. Shiva. 418 00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:18,944 Seymour! 419 00:31:20,438 --> 00:31:21,873 Seymour!! 420 00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:25,119 Did you send out the order for Mrs. Shiva? 421 00:31:25,794 --> 00:31:27,623 Mrs. Shiva? I forgot! 422 00:31:27,729 --> 00:31:29,590 You forgot? 423 00:31:29,664 --> 00:31:31,195 You forgot!! 424 00:31:31,299 --> 00:31:33,597 Do you hear this, God? He forgot! 425 00:31:33,735 --> 00:31:36,670 Are you listening, customers? He forgot! 426 00:31:37,005 --> 00:31:39,369 Audrey, quick! We've got to do an emergency arrangement. 427 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:41,040 Birthday? Wedding? Baby? 428 00:31:41,242 --> 00:31:43,469 - Funeral. - Get me the lilies. 429 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:47,539 Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me, Audrey, I keep forgettin' things. 430 00:31:47,582 --> 00:31:50,310 Scissors. You got a lot on your mind. 431 00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:54,196 Mind? What mind? The Shivas are our most important funereal account. 432 00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:56,646 A big, enormous family, they're dropping off like flies! 433 00:31:56,825 --> 00:31:59,728 Sometimes I think Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. 434 00:32:00,077 --> 00:32:02,429 - Glue. - Well, that's okay, 435 00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:04,862 - after all, I owe him everything. - Glitter. 436 00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:08,334 He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys when I was just a little tike, 437 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:12,836 gave me a warm place to stay, floors to sweep, toilets to clean, 438 00:32:12,941 --> 00:32:14,675 and every other Sunday off. 439 00:32:14,843 --> 00:32:19,070 You know, I... I think you ought to raise your expectations, Seymour. 440 00:32:19,414 --> 00:32:22,640 Now that you're getting successful, I mean. 441 00:32:22,884 --> 00:32:25,719 It's clear you suffer from a low self-image, 442 00:32:25,787 --> 00:32:28,278 and it's high time you get it fixed. 443 00:32:28,556 --> 00:32:31,855 Why don't you go out and... and do something nice for yourself like. 444 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,053 buy some new clothes? 445 00:32:34,396 --> 00:32:36,862 Well, I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey. 446 00:32:37,298 --> 00:32:39,832 I don't have good taste, like you. 447 00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:44,834 Oh... uh... but I could help you pick things out. 448 00:32:45,273 --> 00:32:47,798 - You could? - Sure. 449 00:32:48,376 --> 00:32:50,635 You'd go shopping with me? 450 00:32:51,379 --> 00:32:52,403 Sure. 451 00:32:53,081 --> 00:32:56,908 You'd be seen with me in a public place like a department store? 452 00:32:57,385 --> 00:32:58,643 Sure. 453 00:33:00,221 --> 00:33:01,415 Tonight? 454 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:03,821 Oh, I can't tonight, I got a date. 455 00:33:03,892 --> 00:33:05,753 Again, this date? 456 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,118 Some date. 457 00:33:07,228 --> 00:33:09,888 A date gives you a corsage, not a multiple fracture. 458 00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:13,228 I'm tellin' you, Audrey, he's not a good, clean kind of boy. 459 00:33:13,268 --> 00:33:14,496 He's a professional. 460 00:33:14,569 --> 00:33:18,696 What kind of a professional rides a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket? 461 00:33:25,647 --> 00:33:28,477 ♫ When I was younger, just a bad little kid, ♫ 462 00:33:28,783 --> 00:33:31,816 ♫ my mama noticed funny things I did, ♫ 463 00:33:32,153 --> 00:33:34,847 ♫ like shooting puppies with a BB gun. ♫ 464 00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:38,121 ♫ I'd poison guppies and when I was done, ♫ 465 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:41,495 ♫ I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head. ♫ 466 00:33:42,297 --> 00:33:44,524 ♫ That's when my mama said, ♫ 467 00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:48,329 ♫ What did she say? ♫ 468 00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:52,772 ♫ She said, "My boy, I think someday" ♫ 469 00:33:53,107 --> 00:33:57,043 ♫ "you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay." ♫ 470 00:33:57,545 --> 00:34:00,739 ♫ - "You'll be a dentist." - You'll be a dentist. ♫ 471 00:34:00,848 --> 00:34:03,633 ♫ "You have a talent for causing things pain." ♫ 472 00:34:03,718 --> 00:34:06,352 ♫ - Pain - "Son, be a dentist," ♫ 473 00:34:06,382 --> 00:34:07,411 ♫ Be a dentist. ♫ 474 00:34:07,441 --> 00:34:10,069 ♫ "People will pay you to be inhumane." ♫ 475 00:34:10,099 --> 00:34:11,099 ♫ Inhumane. ♫ 476 00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:14,153 ♫ "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood," ♫ 477 00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:16,830 ♫ "and teaching would suit you still less." ♫ 478 00:34:16,898 --> 00:34:19,458 ♫ - "Son, be a dentist." - Son, be a dentist. ♫ 479 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,667 ♫ - "You'll be a success." - You'll be a success. ♫ 480 00:34:31,012 --> 00:34:33,572 ♫ Here he is, folks, the leader of the plaque. ♫ 481 00:34:34,182 --> 00:34:36,742 ♫ Watch him suck up that gas. Oh, my God! ♫ 482 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:40,281 ♫ He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. ♫ 483 00:34:40,355 --> 00:34:42,915 ♫ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ♫ 484 00:34:42,991 --> 00:34:45,687 Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 485 00:34:46,027 --> 00:34:48,894 Oh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 486 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:53,123 ♫ - I am your dentist. - I am your dentist. ♫ 487 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:56,633 ♫ And I enjoy the career that I picked. ♫ 488 00:34:57,038 --> 00:35:00,029 ♫ - I am your dentist, - I am your dentist. ♫ 489 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,200 ♫ and I get off on the pain I inflict. ♫ 490 00:35:03,945 --> 00:35:06,465 ♫ I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. ♫ 491 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:06,995 ♫ Bicuspid. ♫ 492 00:35:07,048 --> 00:35:10,950 ♫ It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted. ♫ 493 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:12,688 ♫ Maladjusted. ♫ 494 00:35:13,254 --> 00:35:15,522 ♫ And though it may cause my patients distress, ♫ 495 00:35:15,552 --> 00:35:16,852 ♫ - No, no, no! - Distress. ♫ 496 00:35:16,991 --> 00:35:19,960 ♫ somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me, ♫ 497 00:35:20,094 --> 00:35:23,427 ♫ I know, I know that my mama's proud of me. ♫ 498 00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:25,861 Oh, Mama! 499 00:35:29,737 --> 00:35:32,365 ♫ - 'Cause I'm a dentist, - Dentist. ♫ 500 00:35:32,607 --> 00:35:34,598 ♫ and a success. ♫ 501 00:35:38,112 --> 00:35:39,704 ♫ Say, "Aaah". ♫ 502 00:35:39,734 --> 00:35:41,234 Aagh. 503 00:35:41,282 --> 00:35:42,874 ♫ Say, "Aaah". ♫ 504 00:35:43,204 --> 00:35:44,404 Aggh! 505 00:35:44,619 --> 00:35:46,418 ♫ Say, "Aaah" ♫ 506 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,548 Aggghh!! 507 00:35:47,755 --> 00:35:49,516 ♫ Now spit! ♫ 508 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:35,166 Excuse me, sir, you can't go in there right now. 509 00:36:35,269 --> 00:36:38,236 Relax. You want some nitrous oxide? 510 00:36:38,339 --> 00:36:39,806 Suit yourself. 511 00:36:43,978 --> 00:36:45,502 We're closed. 512 00:36:47,849 --> 00:36:50,716 Oh, it's all right, Seymour, this is my date, my boyfriend. 513 00:36:50,885 --> 00:36:52,910 And Seymour, Orin Scrivello, 514 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,783 D.D.S. 515 00:36:55,858 --> 00:37:00,025 Hey! I know you! Sure! I saw you on the news. 516 00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:04,054 I even know your name. Now, let's see, it's uh... Cecil. 517 00:37:04,069 --> 00:37:06,599 No, no, no, it's uh... Cedric. 518 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,259 - No. - Give me a chance. 519 00:37:08,836 --> 00:37:10,098 It's uh... 520 00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,173 - Simon? - It is Seymour! 521 00:37:13,474 --> 00:37:16,773 - Somebody talkin' to you? - Oh, no. Excuse me. 522 00:37:17,311 --> 00:37:21,637 - Excuse me, what? - Excuse me... Doctor. 523 00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:24,375 That's betta. 524 00:37:25,219 --> 00:37:28,379 I know! Sure! You're the plant guy, right? 525 00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:31,451 Hey, that means it must be in there, huh? 526 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:34,919 Well! That is incredible! 527 00:37:35,930 --> 00:37:38,421 - What do you call that thing? - Audrey II. 528 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:43,630 Cute name, it's catchy. Nice plant, big. 529 00:37:43,738 --> 00:37:45,968 Uh, shouldn't we be leaving now? 530 00:37:46,274 --> 00:37:48,538 You're quite the little chatterbox tonight, ain't ya? 531 00:37:48,609 --> 00:37:50,270 - I'm sorry. - Sorry, what? 532 00:37:50,344 --> 00:37:54,031 I'm sorry, Doctor. Doctor. Sorry, Doctor. 533 00:37:54,515 --> 00:37:56,642 You gotta train 'em, huh, stud? 534 00:37:57,852 --> 00:37:59,119 Listen, here's my card, 535 00:37:59,149 --> 00:38:02,152 you ever need a root canal or anything like that, give me a buzz, ya hear? 536 00:38:02,390 --> 00:38:04,153 Now, I'm serious, it's on the house. 537 00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:06,756 Audrey! 538 00:38:08,129 --> 00:38:11,696 - You got the handcuffs? - They're right in my bag. 539 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,694 You ought to see the way he treats her, Twoey. 540 00:38:45,766 --> 00:38:49,395 She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him. 541 00:38:49,804 --> 00:38:53,501 The man's a total disgrace to the dental profession. 542 00:38:53,608 --> 00:38:55,906 I don't know what's going on, sometimes. 543 00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,977 Seems like the whole world's goin' crazy. 544 00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,444 At least we got each other, right? 545 00:39:02,049 --> 00:39:06,251 I'm gonna turn in, Twoey. I'll see you in the mornin'. 546 00:39:11,526 --> 00:39:13,323 Oh, boy, here we go again. 547 00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:16,259 Come on, I haven't got much left. 548 00:39:16,431 --> 00:39:19,956 Just give me a few days to heal, okay? Then we'll start again on the left hand and... 549 00:39:19,986 --> 00:39:21,706 Feed me. 550 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,434 I beg your pardon? 551 00:39:23,504 --> 00:39:25,103 Feed me. 552 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:30,237 Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap, you said... and you said... 553 00:39:30,378 --> 00:39:33,105 Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now! 554 00:39:33,881 --> 00:39:36,809 - I can't! - I'm starvin'! 555 00:39:36,984 --> 00:39:39,817 Look, maybe I can squeeze a little more out of this one. 556 00:39:39,887 --> 00:39:42,787 - More! More! More! More! - There isn't any more! 557 00:39:42,857 --> 00:39:45,948 What do you want me to do? Slit my wrists? 558 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,485 Oh, boy! Look, I got an idea. 559 00:39:48,563 --> 00:39:51,493 I'm gonna go down to Schmedrick's and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin. 560 00:39:51,566 --> 00:39:54,933 - Must be blood. - Twoey, that's disgusting. 561 00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:58,070 - Must be fresh. - I don't want to hear this. 562 00:39:58,272 --> 00:39:59,272 ♫ Feed me. ♫ 563 00:39:59,307 --> 00:40:00,740 Does it have to be human? 564 00:40:01,008 --> 00:40:01,770 ♫ Feed me. ♫ 565 00:40:01,943 --> 00:40:03,342 Does it have to be mine? 566 00:40:03,644 --> 00:40:04,576 ♫ Feed me. ♫ 567 00:40:04,645 --> 00:40:06,306 Where am I supposed to get it? 568 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,644 ♫ Feed me, Seymour, ♫ 569 00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:12,649 ♫ feed me all night long. ♫ 570 00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:14,478 ♫ That's right, boy. ♫ 571 00:40:14,956 --> 00:40:16,548 ♫ You can do it. ♫ 572 00:40:16,824 --> 00:40:19,292 ♫ Feed me, Seymour, ♫ 573 00:40:20,227 --> 00:40:23,557 ♫ feed me all night long. ♫ 574 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,958 ♫ 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour, ♫ 575 00:40:30,838 --> 00:40:35,036 ♫ I can grow up big and strong. ♫ 576 00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:37,908 You eat blood, Audrey II, let's face it. 577 00:40:37,979 --> 00:40:40,948 How am I supposed to keep on feeding you, kill people? 578 00:40:41,015 --> 00:40:43,044 I'll make it worth your while. 579 00:40:43,117 --> 00:40:44,117 What? 580 00:40:44,185 --> 00:40:46,779 You think this is all coincidence, baby? 581 00:40:46,854 --> 00:40:50,187 The sudden success around here? The press coverage? 582 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:54,052 Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object. 583 00:40:55,529 --> 00:40:58,123 Does this look inanimate to you, punk? 584 00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:03,165 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want? 585 00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:06,036 - Like what? - Like deliver, pal. 586 00:41:06,273 --> 00:41:10,869 Like see you get everything your sacred, greasy heart desires. 587 00:41:11,145 --> 00:41:13,670 ♫ Would you like a Cadillac car? ♫ 588 00:41:14,148 --> 00:41:16,412 ♫ Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? ♫ 589 00:41:16,484 --> 00:41:21,217 ♫ How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You're gonna get it, if you want it, baby. ♫ 590 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:24,253 ♫ How'd you like to be a big wheel? ♫ 591 00:41:24,325 --> 00:41:26,555 ♫ Dining out for every meal? ♫ 592 00:41:26,961 --> 00:41:29,054 ♫ I'm the plant that can make it all real. ♫ 593 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:31,690 ♫ You're gonna get it. ♫ 594 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:36,966 ♫ I'm your genie, I'm your friend, I'm your willing slave. ♫ 595 00:41:37,805 --> 00:41:39,864 ♫ Take a chance, feed me and ♫ 596 00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:42,170 ♫ you know the kind of eats and red-hot treats, ♫ 597 00:41:42,243 --> 00:41:45,144 ♫ the kind of sticky, licky sweets I crave. ♫ 598 00:41:46,714 --> 00:41:49,012 ♫ Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz. ♫ 599 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,677 ♫ Trust me, and your life will surely rival King Tut's. ♫ 600 00:41:51,752 --> 00:41:55,620 ♫ Show a little initiative, boy, work up some guts and you'll get it. ♫ 601 00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:58,588 ♫ I don't know. ♫ 602 00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:01,317 Come on, boy! 603 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:04,292 ♫ I don't know. ♫ 604 00:42:05,299 --> 00:42:06,391 Lighten up. 605 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,297 ♫ I have so... ♫ 606 00:42:09,904 --> 00:42:12,299 ♫ so many strong... ♫ 607 00:42:12,807 --> 00:42:15,237 ♫ reservations. ♫ 608 00:42:15,342 --> 00:42:17,901 Tell it to the Marines. 609 00:42:18,713 --> 00:42:20,704 ♫ Should I go... ♫ 610 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:23,713 ♫ and perform... ♫ 611 00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,209 ♫ mutilations? ♫ 612 00:42:30,091 --> 00:42:32,958 ♫ You didn't have nothing till you met me. ♫ 613 00:42:33,027 --> 00:42:35,291 ♫ Come on, kid, what will it be? ♫ 614 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,655 ♫ Money? Girls? ♫ 615 00:42:38,232 --> 00:42:39,859 ♫ One particular girl? ♫ 616 00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:42,868 ♫ How about that Audrey? ♫ 617 00:42:43,204 --> 00:42:44,603 ♫ Think it over. ♫ 618 00:42:44,672 --> 00:42:46,970 ♫ There must be someone you can 86. ♫ 619 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:50,909 ♫ Real quiet like and get me some lunch! ♫ 620 00:42:51,712 --> 00:42:53,680 ♫ Think about a room at the Ritz, ♫ 621 00:42:53,748 --> 00:42:56,239 ♫ wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz. ♫ 622 00:42:56,717 --> 00:43:00,311 ♫ A little nookie gonna clean up those zits, and you'll get it. ♫ 623 00:43:02,056 --> 00:43:06,755 ♫ Gee, I'd like a Harley machine tooling around like I was James Dean. ♫ 624 00:43:06,927 --> 00:43:09,082 ♫ Making all the guys on the corner turn green. ♫ 625 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,920 ♫ So, get it! Woo woo woo. ♫ 626 00:43:11,999 --> 00:43:16,129 ♫ If you want to be profound, if you really got to justify, ♫ 627 00:43:16,737 --> 00:43:19,001 ♫ take a breath and look around. ♫ 628 00:43:19,173 --> 00:43:21,464 ♫ A lot of folks deserve to die. ♫ 629 00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:24,802 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say. 630 00:43:25,012 --> 00:43:27,834 - But it's true, isn't it? - No. 631 00:43:27,882 --> 00:43:32,216 I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant! 632 00:43:34,221 --> 00:43:36,550 ♫ Sure you do. ♫ 633 00:43:49,436 --> 00:43:52,571 Stupid woman! Christ! What a frigging scatterbrain! 634 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:56,741 I'm sorry, Doctor! I'm sorry, Doctor! 635 00:43:58,946 --> 00:44:02,841 - Falls off the motorcycle! - I'm clumsy, Doctor. I'm clumsy, Doctor. 636 00:44:03,517 --> 00:44:05,109 Messes my hair! 637 00:44:05,619 --> 00:44:07,182 Get the door open, you little slut! 638 00:44:07,254 --> 00:44:09,183 I'm trying, Doctor. I'm trying, Doctor. 639 00:44:10,591 --> 00:44:12,616 Get the Vitalis. Quick! The Vitalis! 640 00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:15,754 - I'm out of it! - What?! 641 00:44:23,804 --> 00:44:27,601 ♫ If you want a rationale it isn't very hard to see. ♫ 642 00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:28,431 ♫ No, no, no. ♫ 643 00:44:28,475 --> 00:44:30,705 ♫ Stop and think it over, pal. ♫ 644 00:44:30,778 --> 00:44:32,905 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me. ♫ 645 00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:35,571 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me. ♫ 646 00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:38,683 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me. ♫ 647 00:44:39,854 --> 00:44:41,788 ♫ He's so nasty treating her rough. ♫ 648 00:44:41,856 --> 00:44:44,222 ♫ Smacking her around and always talking so tough. ♫ 649 00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:46,280 ♫ You need blood and he's got more than enough. ♫ 650 00:44:46,794 --> 00:44:48,789 ♫ I need blood and he's got more than enough. ♫ 651 00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:54,540 ♫ You/I need blood and he's got more than enough. ♫ 652 00:44:55,836 --> 00:44:57,269 ♫ So go get it! ♫ 653 00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:16,290 Hey! Does that mean they're finished? My turn? 654 00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:17,457 Sit! 655 00:45:23,806 --> 00:45:26,297 What happened? What did he do? Tell me everything! 656 00:45:29,478 --> 00:45:32,345 Well, they have to do that to remove the jaw. 657 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:37,183 Ah! Consider yourself very, very lucky. 658 00:45:41,457 --> 00:45:44,483 - Next! - It's me, Arthur Denton! I'm next! 659 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,857 Nurse! 660 00:45:46,729 --> 00:45:49,197 Does... that have an appointment? 661 00:45:51,367 --> 00:45:53,335 Ask it, I'm off duty. 662 00:45:54,904 --> 00:45:58,340 I've been saving all month for this. I think I need a root canal. 663 00:45:58,407 --> 00:46:01,274 I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal. 664 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,710 Let's go. 665 00:46:05,781 --> 00:46:08,513 - I have a history of dental problems. - Shut up! 666 00:46:09,885 --> 00:46:11,216 Yes, Doctor. 667 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:19,458 I went to a terrible dentist on Wednesday, who was recommended to me by... 668 00:46:19,528 --> 00:46:21,291 somebody that I saw Monday... 669 00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:23,888 who's the brother of a man that I usually see Sundays. 670 00:46:23,966 --> 00:46:26,230 And their mother actually taught them everything they know. 671 00:46:26,302 --> 00:46:29,931 She's incredibly gifted, and quite elderly and a lot of people think she shouldn't be working, but... 672 00:46:30,105 --> 00:46:33,836 I go to her because I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength. 673 00:46:34,443 --> 00:46:38,402 She can't really see who you are, but she knows... she knows the sound of your voice. 674 00:46:38,481 --> 00:46:40,117 And if you tell her where it is, the problem, 675 00:46:40,147 --> 00:46:43,011 she eventually works her way back and she finds the trouble and she does it. 676 00:46:43,085 --> 00:46:46,418 I wish I had that stamina, 'cause I can only go so long. 677 00:46:46,622 --> 00:46:49,950 That's how I want to be. I don't ever want to have to be just... 678 00:46:51,126 --> 00:46:54,227 - Comfy? - Yes, Doctor. 679 00:46:55,297 --> 00:46:57,331 I remember the first time I went to a dentist. 680 00:46:57,399 --> 00:47:00,061 I thought, "Gosh, what a neat job! If only I were a dentist." 681 00:47:00,135 --> 00:47:02,296 The dentist I went to had the greatest car. 682 00:47:02,371 --> 00:47:03,721 He had a Corvette. I thought, 683 00:47:03,751 --> 00:47:06,896 "My gosh, everybody calls him ' Doctor' and he's not really a doctor." 684 00:47:07,109 --> 00:47:08,440 Oh, my God! 685 00:47:11,614 --> 00:47:15,877 Only I got out of there okay, and then, and then, ya know, after it was all finished... 686 00:47:15,918 --> 00:47:19,453 they gave me a candy bar. I thought, "This is what I get, a candy bar?" 687 00:47:20,322 --> 00:47:23,291 This is what you do, you go through a little thing you get chocolate out of it. 688 00:47:23,359 --> 00:47:28,323 For getting to work with incredible professionals, using incredibly, incredibly wonderful equipment... 689 00:47:28,597 --> 00:47:30,645 - and that's... - Let's look at that mouth. 690 00:47:32,167 --> 00:47:35,655 - Say, "Aaah". - Aaaaah! 691 00:47:36,837 --> 00:47:39,643 Aaah! Candy bar! 692 00:47:39,673 --> 00:47:41,815 Oh! Candy bar! Candy bar! 693 00:47:41,845 --> 00:47:44,170 Oh, that's great! C'mon! 694 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:50,632 Gosh! Oh, God! Do it again! 695 00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:53,077 Oh, God! Doctor! Whoo! 696 00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,645 Yeah! Oh! Great! 697 00:47:55,258 --> 00:47:57,755 Oh! You are something special! 698 00:47:58,027 --> 00:47:59,326 You are something special! 699 00:47:59,356 --> 00:48:01,130 C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! 700 00:48:02,898 --> 00:48:04,331 Thank you! 701 00:48:04,361 --> 00:48:08,401 Oh! Yeah! Yeah! Thank you! 702 00:48:08,572 --> 00:48:12,969 Oh, my god! It's your professionalism that I respect. 703 00:48:13,076 --> 00:48:17,139 Oh, God! Don't stop, doc! Don't stop! Come on! More! 704 00:48:17,169 --> 00:48:19,616 Yeah! Yeah, come on! Yeah! 705 00:48:20,049 --> 00:48:23,553 What do you want? Say, "Please"! Aah, aah, aah.. 706 00:48:23,783 --> 00:48:26,335 Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh. 707 00:48:30,602 --> 00:48:31,934 Great! Oh! 708 00:48:32,027 --> 00:48:34,695 I'm going to get a candy bar! I'm going to get a candy bar! 709 00:48:34,725 --> 00:48:36,818 Ah! C'mon! 710 00:48:41,173 --> 00:48:43,133 Oh, yeah! Yeah, oh! 711 00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:51,440 Wow! 712 00:48:53,289 --> 00:48:56,270 Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! 713 00:48:56,829 --> 00:48:59,605 -Yes! - Yeah. 714 00:48:59,635 --> 00:49:00,588 Get out! 715 00:49:00,923 --> 00:49:03,083 - What's wrong? - Get out of here! 716 00:49:07,396 --> 00:49:08,988 Whatsa matter? 717 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,358 Go on! Get out of here! 718 00:49:14,336 --> 00:49:15,560 Right this way. 719 00:49:15,637 --> 00:49:17,381 I'm gonna tell each and every one of my friends 720 00:49:17,411 --> 00:49:18,804 about you and they're gonna hear about... 721 00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:20,034 Just get it! 722 00:49:20,209 --> 00:49:22,284 - What's this? - Oops. 723 00:49:22,314 --> 00:49:24,445 Ha-ha-ha. Sorry. 724 00:49:24,769 --> 00:49:26,595 Goddamn sicko! 725 00:49:29,017 --> 00:49:31,636 Let me ask you something, does this thing scare you? 726 00:49:31,687 --> 00:49:32,312 Yes. 727 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:33,750 Would you like if I took this thing and 728 00:49:33,777 --> 00:49:35,982 - made straight for your goddamn incisors? - No. 729 00:49:36,058 --> 00:49:37,184 - It'd hurt, right? - Mn-hm. 730 00:49:37,426 --> 00:49:38,825 - You'd scream, right? - Mm-hm. 731 00:49:38,994 --> 00:49:40,461 Well, get your ass in there! 732 00:49:42,064 --> 00:49:45,729 - Say, don't I know you? - Yeah, Seymour Krelborn, we met yesterday. 733 00:49:45,768 --> 00:49:47,993 Oh, your mouth's a mess, kid. 734 00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:51,862 That wisdom tooth. We'll just rip that little bugger right out of there. 735 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:53,007 - Now, what do you say? - No, let me... 736 00:49:53,037 --> 00:49:55,637 There's always time for dental hygiene, Seymour. 737 00:49:55,744 --> 00:49:58,746 You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth? 738 00:50:00,682 --> 00:50:01,982 Look, Seymour. 739 00:50:02,451 --> 00:50:04,476 This could happen to you. 740 00:50:05,754 --> 00:50:07,415 Unless I take immediate action! 741 00:50:07,556 --> 00:50:10,158 - Uh, what's that? - A drill. 742 00:50:10,526 --> 00:50:13,057 - It's rusty! - It's an antique. 743 00:50:13,162 --> 00:50:15,630 They don't make them like this anymore. 744 00:50:15,864 --> 00:50:17,064 Sturdy... 745 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,463 heavy... 746 00:50:18,734 --> 00:50:20,258 dull. 747 00:50:23,439 --> 00:50:25,971 I'm going to want some gas for this. 748 00:50:26,442 --> 00:50:29,875 Oh, thank god, I thought you wouldn't use any. 749 00:50:29,945 --> 00:50:33,273 The gas isn't for you, Seymour, It's for me. 750 00:50:33,315 --> 00:50:37,159 You see, I want to really enjoy this. 751 00:50:37,189 --> 00:50:41,261 In fact, I'm going to use my special gas mask! 752 00:50:41,724 --> 00:50:46,918 I find a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously. 753 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,667 Here we go! 754 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,866 Oh, Seymour, I'm flying! 755 00:51:10,185 --> 00:51:12,853 The things I'm going to do to that mouth! 756 00:51:33,142 --> 00:51:36,605 What the hell's that? A gun? 757 00:51:37,546 --> 00:51:40,173 The kid's got a goddamn revolver! 758 00:51:41,385 --> 00:51:44,946 Oh, Jesus, I'm in trouble now, huh? 759 00:51:46,788 --> 00:51:49,764 Oh, wait till I turn this gas off. 760 00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:54,152 Uh-oh. 761 00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:56,893 Oh, give me a hand, would ya? Huh? 762 00:51:57,199 --> 00:51:59,826 No, I guess you wouldn't, would ya? 763 00:52:04,502 --> 00:52:07,266 You see, Seymour, I could asphyx... 764 00:52:08,953 --> 00:52:10,566 Asphyx... 765 00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:21,368 What'd I ever do to you? 766 00:52:21,523 --> 00:52:25,660 - Nothing, it's what you did to her. - Her who? 767 00:52:27,996 --> 00:52:31,530 Oh, her. 768 00:53:23,126 --> 00:53:25,109 Shh! Go away. 769 00:53:29,759 --> 00:53:34,219 - Um! Chop it up. - What? 770 00:53:34,463 --> 00:53:37,493 - Feed me! - Okay, okay. 771 00:53:40,742 --> 00:53:42,114 Oh, brother. 772 00:55:12,052 --> 00:55:15,189 Gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 773 00:56:17,492 --> 00:56:20,853 - Audrey, what'd they say to you? - Oh, who? 774 00:56:21,296 --> 00:56:23,695 - The police. - Oh, uh, nothing. 775 00:56:25,233 --> 00:56:27,760 Audrey, talk to me, tell me what they said. 776 00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:30,733 It's Orin, they say he's disappeared! 777 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:35,702 - The... the police, they told you that? - They suspect foul play. 778 00:56:36,845 --> 00:56:37,905 They do? 779 00:56:37,979 --> 00:56:41,870 His receptionist, this morning she found the place a shambles. 780 00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:43,778 Gas masks everywhere. 781 00:56:44,152 --> 00:56:46,674 Things all over the floor. 782 00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:48,387 They think... 783 00:56:49,558 --> 00:56:52,356 I can't even think about what they think. 784 00:57:00,746 --> 00:57:02,442 Audrey? 785 00:57:04,472 --> 00:57:06,433 Don't cry, Audrey. 786 00:57:07,676 --> 00:57:11,038 Would it be so terrible if something had happened to him? 787 00:57:12,214 --> 00:57:14,273 Seymour, what a thing to say! 788 00:57:15,116 --> 00:57:16,640 Well, would it? 789 00:57:18,186 --> 00:57:20,277 It wouldn't be terrible at all... 790 00:57:21,323 --> 00:57:23,122 it'd be a miracle. 791 00:57:23,425 --> 00:57:27,885 Not to mention all the money I'd save on Epsom salts and Ace bandages. 792 00:57:28,163 --> 00:57:29,289 You see? 793 00:57:30,132 --> 00:57:32,823 But I'd still feel guilty, I mean... 794 00:57:32,901 --> 00:57:37,700 if he met with foul play or some terrible accident of some kind, 795 00:57:37,939 --> 00:57:40,464 it'd be partly my fault just because... 796 00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:44,210 secretly I wished it. 797 00:57:44,279 --> 00:57:48,181 Audrey, don't you waste another minute thinking about that creep! 798 00:57:48,483 --> 00:57:53,187 There's a lot of guys that'd... give anything to go out with you. 799 00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:59,765 - Nice guys. - I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour. 800 00:58:00,228 --> 00:58:02,788 - That's not true. - You don't know the half of it! 801 00:58:02,864 --> 00:58:04,923 I've led a terrible life. 802 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:10,259 I deserved a... a creep like Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. 803 00:58:10,805 --> 00:58:12,930 You know where I met him? 804 00:58:15,177 --> 00:58:18,340 - In The Gutter. - The Gutter? 805 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,948 The Gutter, it's a nightspot. 806 00:58:21,483 --> 00:58:25,146 I worked there on my nights off when we weren't making much money. 807 00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:26,778 I'd put on... 808 00:58:26,955 --> 00:58:30,691 cheap and tasteless outfits, not nice ones like this. 809 00:58:31,626 --> 00:58:34,420 Low and nasty apparel. 810 00:58:34,629 --> 00:58:39,057 Audrey, that's all behind you now, you got nothing to be ashamed of. 811 00:58:39,868 --> 00:58:43,260 You're a very nice person. I always knew you were. 812 00:58:44,239 --> 00:58:48,250 Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs, you know what I saw? 813 00:58:48,944 --> 00:58:53,065 A girl I respected. I still do. 814 00:58:55,717 --> 00:58:57,650 ♫ Lift up your head. ♫ 815 00:58:57,919 --> 00:59:00,046 ♫ Wash off your mascara. ♫ 816 00:59:01,022 --> 00:59:04,855 ♫ Here, take my Kleenex wipe that lipstick away. ♫ 817 00:59:06,094 --> 00:59:08,121 ♫ Show me your face, ♫ 818 00:59:08,530 --> 00:59:10,651 ♫ clean as the morning. ♫ 819 00:59:11,099 --> 00:59:13,730 ♫ I know things were bad, ♫ 820 00:59:13,835 --> 00:59:16,642 ♫ but now they're okay. ♫ 821 00:59:19,174 --> 00:59:22,577 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 822 00:59:23,678 --> 00:59:27,115 ♫ is standing beside you. ♫ 823 00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:32,217 ♫ You don't need no make-up. ♫ 824 00:59:32,821 --> 00:59:37,462 ♫ Don't have to pretend. ♫ 825 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:41,926 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 826 00:59:42,197 --> 00:59:46,526 ♫ is here to provide you ♫ 827 00:59:46,768 --> 00:59:50,782 ♫ sweet understanding. ♫ 828 00:59:51,439 --> 00:59:53,134 ♫ Seymour's your friend. ♫ 829 00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:57,280 ♫ Nobody ever treated me kindly. ♫ 830 00:59:57,612 --> 00:59:59,603 ♫ Daddy left early. ♫ 831 00:59:59,948 --> 01:00:01,609 ♫ Mama was poor. ♫ 832 01:00:01,883 --> 01:00:06,268 ♫ I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly. ♫ 833 01:00:06,388 --> 01:00:09,808 ♫ He'd snap his fingers at me, ♫ 834 01:00:09,891 --> 01:00:12,071 ♫ I'd say, "Sure". ♫ 835 01:00:12,994 --> 01:00:16,927 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 836 01:00:17,198 --> 01:00:20,741 ♫ is standing beside me. ♫ 837 01:00:21,436 --> 01:00:25,847 ♫ He don't give me orders. ♫ 838 01:00:26,074 --> 01:00:30,361 ♫ He don't condescend. ♫ 839 01:00:30,779 --> 01:00:34,112 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 840 01:00:34,849 --> 01:00:38,823 ♫ is here to provide me ♫ 841 01:00:39,354 --> 01:00:43,224 ♫ sweet understanding. ♫ 842 01:00:44,159 --> 01:00:47,151 ♫ Seymour's my friend. Tell me this feeling ♫ 843 01:00:47,228 --> 01:00:48,923 ♫ will last 'til forever. ♫ 844 01:00:49,264 --> 01:00:53,257 ♫ Tell me the bad times are clean washed away. ♫ 845 01:00:53,368 --> 01:00:57,361 ♫ Please understand that it's still strange and frightening ♫ 846 01:00:57,439 --> 01:01:03,232 ♫ for losers like I've been. It's so hard to save. ♫ 847 01:01:03,878 --> 01:01:06,041 ♫ Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 848 01:01:06,443 --> 01:01:07,943 ♫ Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 849 01:01:07,982 --> 01:01:10,380 ♫ He purified me. ♫ 850 01:01:10,452 --> 01:01:12,330 ♫ He purified you. ♫ 851 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,169 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 852 01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:16,383 ♫ Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 853 01:01:16,413 --> 01:01:18,851 ♫ showed me I can. ♫ 854 01:01:18,927 --> 01:01:22,006 ♫ - Yes, she can! - Yes, he can! ♫ 855 01:01:22,530 --> 01:01:26,488 ♫ - Learn how to be more. - Be more. ♫ 856 01:01:26,668 --> 01:01:30,437 ♫ - The girl that's inside me. - The girl that's inside you. ♫ 857 01:01:30,839 --> 01:01:34,703 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 858 01:01:34,933 --> 01:01:39,165 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 859 01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:43,470 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 860 01:01:43,885 --> 01:01:54,988 ♫ - Seymour's your man. - Seymour's your man. ♫ 861 01:03:03,465 --> 01:03:06,159 You love her madly, don't you, schmuck? 862 01:03:06,234 --> 01:03:08,727 Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. I... I... 863 01:03:08,770 --> 01:03:13,206 I scared him? After what I seen, I scared him? 864 01:03:14,275 --> 01:03:17,039 Do you think I didn't know, huh? Oh, I knew. 865 01:03:17,278 --> 01:03:20,145 I knew you lay down here, on your pathetic little cot 866 01:03:20,315 --> 01:03:21,646 and dream about her. 867 01:03:21,716 --> 01:03:24,184 But I didn't know the lengths to which you'd go 868 01:03:24,252 --> 01:03:26,516 the depths to which you'd sink! 869 01:03:27,155 --> 01:03:29,680 What depths? What sink? What are you talking about? 870 01:03:29,757 --> 01:03:31,952 Little red dots all over the linoleum. 871 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,851 Little red spots on the concrete outside. 872 01:03:35,096 --> 01:03:39,795 I'm talking blood, Krelborn. I'm talking under my own roof. 873 01:03:41,169 --> 01:03:42,789 An axe murderer! 874 01:03:42,804 --> 01:03:45,470 ♫ He's got your number now. ♫ 875 01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:47,002 I saw everything. 876 01:03:47,075 --> 01:03:49,441 ♫ He knows just what you've done. ♫ 877 01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:51,603 Everything you did to her boyfriend. 878 01:03:51,679 --> 01:03:54,239 ♫ You've got no place to hide. ♫ 879 01:03:54,415 --> 01:03:55,882 I saw you chopping him. 880 01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:58,347 ♫ You've got nowhere to run. ♫ 881 01:03:58,853 --> 01:04:01,583 It's true. I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him! 882 01:04:01,656 --> 01:04:03,715 ♫ He knows your life of crime. ♫ 883 01:04:03,891 --> 01:04:05,756 Tell it to the police. 884 01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:08,556 ♫ I think it's suppertime! ♫ 885 01:04:12,133 --> 01:04:14,124 ♫ Come on, come on. ♫ 886 01:04:14,402 --> 01:04:16,495 ♫ Think about all those offers. ♫ 887 01:04:16,571 --> 01:04:18,664 ♫ Come on, come on. ♫ 888 01:04:19,073 --> 01:04:20,938 ♫ Your future with Audrey. ♫ 889 01:04:21,009 --> 01:04:22,738 ♫ Come on, come on. ♫ 890 01:04:23,177 --> 01:04:25,839 ♫ Ain't no time to turn squeamish. ♫ 891 01:04:26,247 --> 01:04:27,339 ♫ Come on. ♫ 892 01:04:27,415 --> 01:04:29,645 ♫ I swear on all my spores ♫ 893 01:04:29,851 --> 01:04:33,980 ♫ when he's gone the world will be yours. ♫ 894 01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:37,946 ♫ Yours, yes yes, yes. ♫ 895 01:04:37,976 --> 01:04:44,826 ♫ Come on. Come on. Come on. ♫ 896 01:04:44,956 --> 01:04:48,856 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 897 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:53,735 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 898 01:04:53,965 --> 01:04:57,165 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 899 01:04:57,712 --> 01:05:02,080 You know, Krelborn, it kills me doing this, but... 900 01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:06,412 considering you're almost like a son to me, I'm thinking... 901 01:05:06,487 --> 01:05:08,717 maybe we don't have to go to the police. 902 01:05:09,891 --> 01:05:12,859 - We don't? - I'm thinking... 903 01:05:13,227 --> 01:05:17,930 what if I kept my mouth shut and gave you a one-way ticket outta town? 904 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:21,316 You'd do that, sir? 905 01:05:22,437 --> 01:05:26,136 You could lay low for a while, say 30, 40 years. 906 01:05:26,307 --> 01:05:31,044 - Meanwhile, I would keep the plant. - The plant? 907 01:05:31,079 --> 01:05:35,072 Of course, you'd have to teach me how to take care of it while you're away. 908 01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:38,541 Give me your secret gardening tips. 909 01:05:39,454 --> 01:05:42,889 But then, if you'd rather hang... 910 01:05:42,919 --> 01:05:46,331 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 911 01:05:47,261 --> 01:05:50,891 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 912 01:05:51,771 --> 01:05:54,221 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 913 01:05:54,335 --> 01:05:56,200 What do I have to do? 914 01:05:57,138 --> 01:05:58,628 Just feed it. 915 01:05:59,273 --> 01:06:00,467 Just feed it what? 916 01:06:00,497 --> 01:06:04,360 ♫ Suppertime. ♫ 917 01:06:04,990 --> 01:06:06,790 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 918 01:06:06,948 --> 01:06:08,837 - Minerals. - Yes. 919 01:06:08,967 --> 01:06:10,367 ♫ Come on. Come on. ♫ 920 01:06:10,418 --> 01:06:13,640 Thursdays, you should give it water. 921 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:17,072 - What else? ♫ - Come on. Come on. ♫ 922 01:06:17,102 --> 01:06:19,302 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 923 01:06:19,527 --> 01:06:21,258 But whatever you do... 924 01:06:21,929 --> 01:06:22,757 Yes? 925 01:06:22,787 --> 01:06:25,718 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 926 01:06:26,968 --> 01:06:29,935 - Whatever you do... - Yeah? 927 01:06:34,809 --> 01:06:37,651 - What the hell is... - Sir! 928 01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:41,052 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 929 01:06:42,328 --> 01:06:43,930 I said, "Wait!" Wait! 930 01:06:45,453 --> 01:06:48,487 ♫ It's suppertime. ♫ 931 01:06:54,095 --> 01:06:55,260 Seymour Krelborn! 932 01:06:55,296 --> 01:06:59,757 So, finally, we meet you! What an occasion! Let's toast it. Up yours. Christ! 933 01:06:59,787 --> 01:07:00,587 - Canapé? - Cigarette? 934 01:07:00,635 --> 01:07:02,162 Let's talk turkey. Sign here. 935 01:07:02,236 --> 01:07:04,602 - We'll book you on lecturing tours. - Yes, darling. 936 01:07:04,672 --> 01:07:06,401 We're sending photographers Thursday. 937 01:07:06,474 --> 01:07:08,840 So get the plant ready and wear a clean shirt. 938 01:07:08,910 --> 01:07:10,571 - Just sign this release. - Need a pen? 939 01:07:10,645 --> 01:07:13,239 Aren't you thrilled? It's the cover of Life magazine! 940 01:07:13,314 --> 01:07:14,014 Dessert? 941 01:07:14,115 --> 01:07:16,278 I'm telling you, son, it's a cinch to get ratings. 942 01:07:16,350 --> 01:07:18,682 - The title is Marvin's. - The concept is mine. 943 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,020 The first weekly gardening show on a network! 944 01:07:21,089 --> 01:07:23,949 - And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid. - Sign! - Sign! - Sign! 945 01:07:24,025 --> 01:07:28,859 ♫ They say the meek shall inherit. You know the Book doesn't lie. ♫ 946 01:07:29,096 --> 01:07:33,594 ♫ It's not a question of merit, it's not demand and supply. ♫ 947 01:07:33,768 --> 01:07:36,429 ♫ They say the meek are gonna get it. ♫ 948 01:07:38,606 --> 01:07:41,568 ♫ You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them. ♫ 949 01:07:43,551 --> 01:07:46,602 ♫ You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them. ♫ 950 01:07:48,202 --> 01:07:51,340 ♫ You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to them. ♫ 951 01:08:06,934 --> 01:08:08,492 Oh, my God! 952 01:08:09,003 --> 01:08:12,871 And here he is himself, Mr. Seymour Krelborn! 953 01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,535 Mr. Krelborn, we'll have so many questions 954 01:08:15,710 --> 01:08:18,438 that the American people in our television audience have for you. 955 01:08:18,512 --> 01:08:20,980 Come over here and tell our viewers at home, and elsewhere, 956 01:08:21,048 --> 01:08:24,643 about this particularly amazing agricultural phenomenon, 957 01:08:24,719 --> 01:08:26,504 a phenomenon, I might add, that has made you one of 958 01:08:26,549 --> 01:08:28,815 the most talked about plant scientists in the country. 959 01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:32,859 Cut! 960 01:08:32,994 --> 01:08:35,392 What the hell's going on, what happened to the goddamned greenery? 961 01:08:35,897 --> 01:08:38,731 - It just needs to be fed. - So feed it. 962 01:08:39,133 --> 01:08:40,930 I can't feed it, not now. 963 01:08:41,202 --> 01:08:43,163 Then I'll feed it. Where do you keep the plant food? 964 01:08:43,237 --> 01:08:46,502 It doesn't eat plant food, and I can't feed it now. 965 01:08:47,241 --> 01:08:49,770 Why don't you leave me alone? All a ya. 966 01:08:50,378 --> 01:08:55,576 Just go away. Leave me alone. Get out of here. Go away. Leave me alone! 967 01:08:55,906 --> 01:08:59,779 Go away! Leave me alone! Everybody go away! Leave me alone! 968 01:08:59,809 --> 01:09:02,722 Seymour! You're hysterical. 969 01:09:02,957 --> 01:09:04,117 I know, I'm sorry. 970 01:09:15,870 --> 01:09:17,895 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 971 01:09:18,272 --> 01:09:21,899 I never should've started, but I did. Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die. 972 01:09:21,976 --> 01:09:23,937 I'll lose her, I'll lose everything. 973 01:09:24,046 --> 01:09:28,775 - Seymour, who are you talking to? - Oh, huh? Nobody. 974 01:09:29,216 --> 01:09:33,585 You're acting funny. It wasn't nice throwing those people out. 975 01:09:33,654 --> 01:09:39,218 Those men said Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips is sure to be a very big TV show. 976 01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:43,054 - I know, I'm sorry, I feel terrible. - Well, you shouldn't. 977 01:09:43,130 --> 01:09:46,688 They're coming back tomorrow and they're bringing you a great big check. 978 01:09:46,918 --> 01:09:51,243 - They are? - I wish you were enjoying your success. 979 01:09:52,073 --> 01:09:55,235 - They said they're coming back with money? - Tomorrow. 980 01:09:55,910 --> 01:09:57,969 Then we could afford to get out of here, couldn't we? 981 01:09:58,045 --> 01:09:59,171 Uh, whadya mean? 982 01:09:59,246 --> 01:10:01,976 That's it, after tomorrow we could leave here together. 983 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:03,942 Together? 984 01:10:04,919 --> 01:10:08,144 If you'll have me. Audrey, will you have me? 985 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:12,753 - Uh, whadya mean? - Marry me, Audrey. 986 01:10:12,994 --> 01:10:16,462 - Oh, Seymour, this is so sudden. - Well, will ya? 987 01:10:22,169 --> 01:10:23,569 Sure. 988 01:10:24,238 --> 01:10:26,614 Then that's it! We'll go get married right now. 989 01:10:26,693 --> 01:10:27,793 Oh, Seymour! 990 01:10:27,842 --> 01:10:30,458 Then tomorrow we'll come back, I'll be on television, get the money 991 01:10:30,488 --> 01:10:32,074 and then we'll live happily ever after. 992 01:10:32,146 --> 01:10:35,513 Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life with no plants, I promise. 993 01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,245 - No plants at all. - You're talking peculiar again, Seymour. 994 01:10:38,319 --> 01:10:40,719 We'll start tonight, we'll go to City Hall, get married, 995 01:10:40,788 --> 01:10:43,751 and spend the night somewhere it's safe, some nice hotel. 996 01:10:43,781 --> 01:10:45,787 - Oh, Seymour. - Oh, Audrey. 997 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,960 Oh, I gotta get ready! 998 01:10:48,029 --> 01:10:49,787 Hurry, hurry! 999 01:11:54,762 --> 01:11:57,130 Feed me. 1000 01:11:57,865 --> 01:11:59,696 Under no circumstances. 1001 01:11:59,767 --> 01:12:01,327 Feed me. 1002 01:12:01,569 --> 01:12:03,730 I will not, so stop asking. 1003 01:12:03,838 --> 01:12:05,169 Feed me! 1004 01:12:05,339 --> 01:12:06,533 No! No more! 1005 01:12:06,674 --> 01:12:08,505 I can't take living with the guilt. 1006 01:12:09,110 --> 01:12:10,577 Tough titty. 1007 01:12:10,911 --> 01:12:11,869 Watch your language. 1008 01:12:12,046 --> 01:12:15,106 Aw, cut the crap, bring on the meat. 1009 01:12:15,436 --> 01:12:16,816 Okay, okay. 1010 01:12:17,685 --> 01:12:20,684 I'll bring you meat, I'll run down to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. 1011 01:12:20,714 --> 01:12:24,321 - How about that? - Don't do me no favors! 1012 01:12:25,018 --> 01:12:26,680 - Look! - Hmm? 1013 01:12:26,794 --> 01:12:29,092 It's my last offer, yes or no? 1014 01:12:29,864 --> 01:12:34,360 You sure do drive a hard bargain. 1015 01:12:35,603 --> 01:12:37,749 Done! Fine! Great! 1016 01:12:40,107 --> 01:12:42,801 Don't think you're getting dessert! 1017 01:14:19,306 --> 01:14:22,289 - Hello. - ♫ Hey, little lady, hello. ♫ 1018 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,738 Who... who is this? 1019 01:14:24,812 --> 01:14:27,372 ♫ You're looking cute as can be. ♫ 1020 01:14:27,681 --> 01:14:29,046 Is this someone I know? 1021 01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:31,848 ♫ You're looking mighty sweet. ♫ 1022 01:14:33,187 --> 01:14:34,381 Seymour! 1023 01:14:34,488 --> 01:14:38,516 ♫ No, it ain't Seymour, this is me! ♫ 1024 01:14:41,729 --> 01:14:44,470 Oh, my God! 1025 01:15:03,317 --> 01:15:08,151 - I don't believe it. - Believe it, baby, it talks. 1026 01:15:08,756 --> 01:15:10,246 Am I dreaming this? 1027 01:15:10,524 --> 01:15:13,586 No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither. 1028 01:15:15,663 --> 01:15:17,794 Something is very wrong here. 1029 01:15:17,965 --> 01:15:21,128 I need... need me some water in the worst way. 1030 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:23,460 Look at my branches. 1031 01:15:23,537 --> 01:15:26,565 I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey! 1032 01:15:27,541 --> 01:15:30,032 ♫ Come on and give me a drink. ♫ 1033 01:15:30,377 --> 01:15:31,901 I don't know if I should. 1034 01:15:31,979 --> 01:15:34,243 ♫ Hey, little lady, be nice. ♫ 1035 01:15:34,348 --> 01:15:36,145 Do you talk to Seymour like this? 1036 01:15:36,216 --> 01:15:38,946 ♫ Sure do. I'll drink it straight. ♫ 1037 01:15:39,086 --> 01:15:40,678 Your leaves are dry. 1038 01:15:40,754 --> 01:15:43,188 ♫ Don't need no glass or no ice. ♫ 1039 01:15:43,757 --> 01:15:45,088 I'll get the can. 1040 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:47,990 ♫ Don't need no twist of lime. ♫ 1041 01:15:48,495 --> 01:15:49,519 Here we go. 1042 01:15:49,863 --> 01:15:51,854 ♫ And now it's suppertime! ♫ 1043 01:15:56,003 --> 01:15:58,335 Oh, relax, doll, it'll be easy. 1044 01:16:11,618 --> 01:16:14,348 Get offa her! Get off! 1045 01:16:34,742 --> 01:16:37,235 - Are you okay? - Yes. 1046 01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:41,080 Audrey! Audrey! 1047 01:16:41,849 --> 01:16:43,646 Yes, I... I'm okay. 1048 01:16:43,717 --> 01:16:46,465 I'm sorry, Audrey, I'm just so sorry, I never meant to hurt you. 1049 01:16:46,495 --> 01:16:47,847 I never meant to hurt anybody. 1050 01:16:47,955 --> 01:16:51,322 It's just that somehow it makes things happen, terrible things. 1051 01:16:51,492 --> 01:16:54,120 Oh, I guess I shoulda stopped when I found out what it lived on, but... 1052 01:16:54,194 --> 01:16:55,991 it was so cute and harmless and... 1053 01:16:56,063 --> 01:16:59,294 we started doing business and making money and you liked me and... 1054 01:16:59,401 --> 01:17:03,669 Seymour, do you really think I liked you because of that? 1055 01:17:05,806 --> 01:17:09,036 I liked you from the day I came to work here. 1056 01:17:09,143 --> 01:17:12,774 You mean, you'd still like me even if I wasn't famous? 1057 01:17:14,815 --> 01:17:17,483 I'd still love you, Seymour. 1058 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,811 Really? 1059 01:17:20,087 --> 01:17:23,822 All I ever wanted... was you... 1060 01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:27,549 and a sweet little house. 1061 01:17:28,262 --> 01:17:31,095 Oh, Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. 1062 01:17:31,165 --> 01:17:34,623 We're gonna get that little house and everything'll be okay somehow, you'll see. 1063 01:17:34,701 --> 01:17:38,302 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 1064 01:17:38,906 --> 01:17:42,266 ♫ is standing beside you. ♫ 1065 01:17:42,376 --> 01:17:46,972 ♫ Suddenly Seymour ♫ 1066 01:17:47,548 --> 01:17:51,982 ♫ - showed me I can. - Yes, you can... ♫ 1067 01:17:52,020 --> 01:17:55,688 'Scuse me, 'scuse me, pardon me, beg your pardon. 1068 01:17:55,756 --> 01:17:58,324 If you two kids would just stop singing for a moment 1069 01:17:58,392 --> 01:18:00,917 I've got something I wanna discuss with ya. 1070 01:18:00,994 --> 01:18:04,031 Now, which one of you is Seymour Krelborn? 1071 01:18:05,032 --> 01:18:06,958 - I am. - Oh, it's a pleasure. 1072 01:18:07,034 --> 01:18:10,128 Boy, has your phone been busy! I've been trying to reach you for weeks. 1073 01:18:10,204 --> 01:18:14,504 Patrick Martin, Licensing and Marketing, World Botanical Enterprises. 1074 01:18:14,575 --> 01:18:18,375 Son, kid, boy, are we gonna make a fortune together! 1075 01:18:18,512 --> 01:18:21,379 - He's not interested. - Oh, he will be. 1076 01:18:22,216 --> 01:18:26,079 Ya see, me and the guys at the home office have been following this plant o'yours, 1077 01:18:26,153 --> 01:18:29,281 and we've come up with one incredible idea. 1078 01:18:29,923 --> 01:18:31,686 We're very proud of it. 1079 01:18:31,992 --> 01:18:33,357 Picture this. 1080 01:18:34,561 --> 01:18:38,122 We take leaf cuttings, develop little Audrey IIs... 1081 01:18:38,365 --> 01:18:41,960 and sell them to florist shops across the nation. 1082 01:18:42,136 --> 01:18:46,733 Why, pretty soon every household in America could have one. 1083 01:18:47,174 --> 01:18:48,641 Every household in America! 1084 01:18:49,243 --> 01:18:51,871 For starters, kid. Why this thing could go... 1085 01:18:52,513 --> 01:18:53,913 worldwide! 1086 01:18:54,081 --> 01:18:55,281 - Worldwide? - Worldwide? 1087 01:18:55,315 --> 01:18:58,977 Think of it, boy, Audrey IIs everywhere! 1088 01:18:59,253 --> 01:19:02,654 Why, with the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than Hula-Hoops. 1089 01:19:02,723 --> 01:19:04,054 Bigger than Hula-Hoops? 1090 01:19:04,124 --> 01:19:08,107 What do you say, Seymour? We have a deal? 1091 01:19:09,530 --> 01:19:13,091 No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touching that plant, ya hear? 1092 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:14,827 Hey, hey! We're offering a lot of money. 1093 01:19:14,902 --> 01:19:17,132 Forget the money! Keep the money and get outta here! Go on! 1094 01:19:17,204 --> 01:19:18,501 - What are you, nuts? - Yeah, I'm nuts. 1095 01:19:18,572 --> 01:19:20,032 - Get outta here! - Hey, hey, now c'mon! 1096 01:19:20,062 --> 01:19:20,929 Go on! Get outta here! 1097 01:19:20,959 --> 01:19:22,990 You're a loser! Go on! Go on, get out! 1098 01:19:23,044 --> 01:19:25,421 Look, I'll come back when you're in a better mood. 1099 01:19:25,534 --> 01:19:27,405 - Go on! Get outta here, now! - All right. 1100 01:19:27,481 --> 01:19:29,212 Audrey, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 1101 01:19:29,283 --> 01:19:30,745 I think so. 1102 01:19:31,118 --> 01:19:34,349 He'll keep eatin', he'll keep eatin' until there's nothing left. 1103 01:19:34,421 --> 01:19:36,205 We gotta stop it, Seymour! We got to! 1104 01:19:36,258 --> 01:19:39,925 No... I've got to. 1105 01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:43,062 - I end this once and for all. - Seymour. 1106 01:19:43,292 --> 01:19:47,432 - Bust that pod wide open. - Wait! I'm coming with you. 1107 01:19:47,634 --> 01:19:52,335 No, it's me that got us into this, I'm the one to get us out. 1108 01:19:53,006 --> 01:19:54,837 Wait for me, Audrey. 1109 01:19:55,309 --> 01:19:58,039 This is between me and the vegetable. 1110 01:20:06,651 --> 01:20:10,616 Every household in America! Thousands of you, eating! 1111 01:20:10,721 --> 01:20:13,087 That's what you had in mind all along, isn't it? 1112 01:20:13,157 --> 01:20:15,284 No shit, Sherlock! 1113 01:20:15,492 --> 01:20:20,229 We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest! 1114 01:20:20,264 --> 01:20:22,991 And I want to thank you! 1115 01:20:23,133 --> 01:20:26,961 You're not gonna get away with this, your kind never does! 1116 01:20:29,206 --> 01:20:32,664 I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive! 1117 01:20:32,843 --> 01:20:34,571 ♫ Better wait a minute. ♫ 1118 01:20:34,778 --> 01:20:37,073 ♫ You better hold the phone. ♫ 1119 01:20:37,314 --> 01:20:41,520 ♫ Better mind your manners, better change your tone. ♫ 1120 01:20:41,852 --> 01:20:46,167 ♫ Don't you threaten me, son, you got a lot of gall. ♫ 1121 01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,190 ♫ We're gonna do things my way, ♫ 1122 01:20:48,259 --> 01:20:51,667 ♫ or we won't do things at all. ♫ 1123 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,926 Ira! 1124 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,420 ♫ You in trouble now. ♫ 1125 01:20:59,642 --> 01:21:01,992 Yes she damn! 1126 01:21:11,682 --> 01:21:13,809 ♫ You don't know what you're messin' with. ♫ 1127 01:21:13,884 --> 01:21:16,184 ♫ You got no idea. ♫ 1128 01:21:16,287 --> 01:21:20,683 ♫ You don't know what you're lookin' at when you're lookin' here. ♫ 1129 01:21:20,858 --> 01:21:24,885 ♫ You don't know what you're up against. No, no way, no how. ♫ 1130 01:21:25,396 --> 01:21:27,489 ♫ You don't know what you're messin' with. ♫ 1131 01:21:27,564 --> 01:21:29,818 ♫ But I'm gonna tell you now. ♫ 1132 01:21:29,854 --> 01:21:36,653 ♫ - Now. -Now. - Now. - Now. ♫ 1133 01:21:36,741 --> 01:21:39,873 ♫ Get this straight! I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space. ♫ 1134 01:21:39,943 --> 01:21:42,101 ♫ - And I'm bad. - Mean, green, bad. ♫ 1135 01:21:42,146 --> 01:21:43,234 Outer space? 1136 01:21:43,264 --> 01:21:46,608 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space, and it looks like you've been had. ♫ 1137 01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:49,084 ♫ I'm a just mean, green mother from outer space. ♫ 1138 01:21:49,153 --> 01:21:50,313 ♫ So get off my back. ♫ 1139 01:21:50,387 --> 01:21:51,547 ♫ Get out of my face. ♫ 1140 01:21:51,622 --> 01:21:53,647 ♫ 'Cause I'm mean and green. ♫ 1141 01:21:53,824 --> 01:21:56,315 ♫ And I am bad. ♫ 1142 01:22:01,765 --> 01:22:04,057 ♫ Want to save your skin, boy? ♫ 1143 01:22:04,168 --> 01:22:06,158 ♫ You want to save your hide? ♫ 1144 01:22:06,236 --> 01:22:08,435 ♫ You want to see tomorrow? ♫ 1145 01:22:08,572 --> 01:22:10,838 ♫ You better step aside. ♫ 1146 01:22:11,008 --> 01:22:12,966 ♫ You better take a tip, boy. ♫ 1147 01:22:13,177 --> 01:22:15,367 ♫ You want some good advice? ♫ 1148 01:22:15,579 --> 01:22:20,047 ♫ You better take it easy 'cause you're walkin' on thin ice. ♫ 1149 01:22:20,184 --> 01:22:24,477 ♫ You don't know what you're dealin' with, no, you never did. ♫ 1150 01:22:24,722 --> 01:22:29,254 ♫ You don't know what you're lookin' at, but that's tough titty, kid. ♫ 1151 01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:33,191 ♫ The lion don't sleep tonight and if you pull his tail he roars. ♫ 1152 01:22:33,263 --> 01:22:35,663 ♫ You say that ain't fair, you say that ain't nice. ♫ 1153 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,897 ♫ You know what I say? "Up yours!" ♫ 1154 01:22:37,927 --> 01:22:42,500 ♫ - Up. - Up. - Up. - Up. - Up. ♫ 1155 01:22:42,573 --> 01:22:43,665 ♫ Watch me now! ♫ 1156 01:22:43,741 --> 01:22:46,175 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space. ♫ 1157 01:22:46,243 --> 01:22:48,586 ♫ - And I'm bad. - Mean, green, bad. ♫ 1158 01:22:48,616 --> 01:22:50,576 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother, a real disgrace. ♫ 1159 01:22:50,647 --> 01:22:52,747 ♫ And you got me fighting mad. ♫ 1160 01:22:52,916 --> 01:22:55,148 ♫ I'm just a mean, green mother from outer space, ♫ 1161 01:22:55,219 --> 01:22:57,651 ♫ I'm gonna trash your ass, gonna rock this place. ♫ 1162 01:22:57,721 --> 01:22:59,882 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1163 01:22:59,957 --> 01:23:03,191 ♫ And I am bad! ♫ 1164 01:23:05,596 --> 01:23:07,896 ♫ Ya know, I don't come from no black lagoon. ♫ 1165 01:23:07,926 --> 01:23:10,226 ♫ I'm from past the stars, beyond the moon. ♫ 1166 01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:12,825 ♫ You can keep the "Thing", keep the "It". ♫ 1167 01:23:12,903 --> 01:23:15,701 ♫ Keep the creatures they don't mean shit. ♫ 1168 01:23:21,011 --> 01:23:22,944 All right, that does it! 1169 01:23:24,047 --> 01:23:26,538 ♫ I got killer buds, a power stem. ♫ 1170 01:23:26,683 --> 01:23:29,982 ♫ Nasty thorns and I'm using them, so, better move it out. ♫ 1171 01:23:30,253 --> 01:23:34,568 ♫ Nature calls, you got the point, I'm gonna bust your balls. ♫ 1172 01:23:41,005 --> 01:23:49,177 ♫ - Ah. -Ah. - Ah. -Ah. ♫ 1173 01:24:03,954 --> 01:24:06,786 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1174 01:24:09,046 --> 01:24:11,034 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1175 01:24:13,531 --> 01:24:15,595 ♫ I'm mean and green. ♫ 1176 01:24:15,925 --> 01:24:17,851 ♫ And I... ♫ 1177 01:24:18,131 --> 01:24:19,839 ♫ am... ♫ 1178 01:24:20,573 --> 01:24:23,113 ♫ bad. ♫ 1179 01:24:23,707 --> 01:24:26,684 Bye-bye, Seymour! 1180 01:25:26,703 --> 01:25:29,366 Oh, shit! 1181 01:27:47,631 --> 01:27:50,597 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horror. ♫ 1182 01:27:50,715 --> 01:27:53,587 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 1183 01:27:53,617 --> 01:27:56,501 ♫ Call a cop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1184 01:27:56,590 --> 01:27:59,334 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 1185 01:27:59,434 --> 01:28:02,371 ♫ Little Shop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1186 01:28:02,396 --> 01:28:05,244 ♫ Bop she-bop, Little Shop of Terror. ♫ 1187 01:28:05,274 --> 01:28:08,233 ♫ Watch 'em drop Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1188 01:28:08,263 --> 01:28:11,127 ♫ No, oh, oh, no-oh! ♫ 1189 01:28:11,157 --> 01:28:15,621 ♫ Shing-a-ling what a creepy thing to be happening. ♫ 1190 01:28:15,651 --> 01:28:17,226 ♫ Look out! Look out! Look out! ♫ 1191 01:28:17,256 --> 01:28:22,579 ♫ Shang-a-lang feel the Sturm und Drang in the air. ♫ 1192 01:28:22,609 --> 01:28:28,095 ♫ Stop right where you are don't move a thing. ♫ 1193 01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:28,938 ♫ You better... ♫ 1194 01:28:28,968 --> 01:28:33,138 ♫ You'd better, telling you, you'd better tell your mama. ♫ 1195 01:28:33,168 --> 01:28:42,219 ♫ Something's gonna get her she'd better, everybody better, beware! ♫ 1196 01:28:42,249 --> 01:28:43,452 ♫ Come-a, come- a, come-a. ♫ 1197 01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:46,288 ♫ Little Shop, Little Shop of Horrors. ♫ 1198 01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:49,334 ♫ Never stop, never stop the terror. ♫ 1199 01:28:49,364 --> 01:28:52,214 ♫ Never stop, never stop the horror. ♫ 1200 01:28:52,244 --> 01:28:58,945 ♫ No, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no! ♫ 1201 01:29:06,347 --> 01:29:09,342 ♫ When I was younger, just a bad little kid, ♫ 1202 01:29:09,589 --> 01:29:12,465 ♫ my mama noticed funny things I did, ♫ 1203 01:29:13,004 --> 01:29:15,505 ♫ like shooting puppies with a BB gun. ♫ 1204 01:29:15,554 --> 01:29:18,658 ♫ I'd poison guppies and when I was done, ♫ 1205 01:29:19,219 --> 01:29:21,565 ♫ I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head. ♫ 1206 01:29:22,486 --> 01:29:25,087 ♫ That's when my mama said, ♫ 1207 01:29:26,638 --> 01:29:28,023 ♫ What did she say? ♫ 1208 01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:32,774 ♫ She said, "My boy, I think someday" ♫ 1209 01:29:33,204 --> 01:29:35,545 ♫ What'd she say? ♫ 1210 01:29:36,175 --> 01:29:37,546 ♫ Just say it! ♫ 1211 01:29:37,739 --> 01:29:40,285 ♫ "You'll be a dentist". ♫ 1212 01:29:40,315 --> 01:29:43,867 ♫ "You have a talent for causing things pain." ♫ 1213 01:29:43,897 --> 01:29:46,571 ♫ "Son, be a dentist," ♫ 1214 01:29:46,601 --> 01:29:50,455 ♫ "People will pay you to be inhumane." ♫ 1215 01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:53,881 ♫ "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood," ♫ 1216 01:29:53,911 --> 01:29:56,789 ♫ "and teaching would suit you still less." ♫ 1217 01:29:56,819 --> 01:29:59,329 ♫ "Son, be a dentist." ♫ 1218 01:29:59,714 --> 01:30:01,342 ♫ "You'll be a success." ♫ 1219 01:30:01,410 --> 01:30:03,877 ♫ Here he is, folks, the leader of the plaque. ♫ 1220 01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:07,296 ♫ Watch him suck up that gas. Oh, my God! ♫ 1221 01:30:07,549 --> 01:30:10,820 ♫ He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. ♫ 1222 01:30:10,889 --> 01:30:13,392 ♫ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ♫ 1223 01:30:13,641 --> 01:30:16,186 That hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. 1224 01:30:16,333 --> 01:30:19,252 Aah, shut up. Open wide, here I come! 1225 01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:23,413 ♫ I am your dentist. ♫ 1226 01:30:24,106 --> 01:30:27,274 ♫ And I enjoy the career that I picked. ♫ 1227 01:30:27,726 --> 01:30:30,402 ♫ I am your dentist, ♫ 1228 01:30:30,908 --> 01:30:33,385 ♫ and I get off on the pain I inflict. ♫ 1229 01:30:33,415 --> 01:30:34,434 You'll love it. 1230 01:30:34,478 --> 01:30:36,983 ♫ I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. ♫ 1231 01:30:37,420 --> 01:30:41,195 ♫ It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted. ♫ 1232 01:30:43,870 --> 01:30:46,583 ♫ And though it may cause my patients distress, ♫ 1233 01:30:47,393 --> 01:30:50,288 ♫ somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me, ♫ 1234 01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:54,019 ♫ I know... I know that my mama's proud of me. ♫ 1235 01:30:54,585 --> 01:30:57,511 Oh, Mama! 1236 01:30:59,288 --> 01:31:02,212 ♫ 'Cause I'm a dentist, ♫ 1237 01:31:02,242 --> 01:31:04,365 ♫ and a success. ♫ 1238 01:31:06,396 --> 01:31:07,892 ♫ Say, "Aaah" ♫ 1239 01:31:07,922 --> 01:31:09,475 Oh. 1240 01:31:09,523 --> 01:31:11,276 ♫ Say, "Aaah". ♫ 1241 01:31:11,306 --> 01:31:12,551 Oh. 1242 01:31:12,891 --> 01:31:14,224 ♫ Say, "Aaah" ♫ 1243 01:31:14,554 --> 01:31:15,743 Aaah! 1244 01:31:15,773 --> 01:31:18,151 ♫ Now spit! ♫ 1245 01:31:24,709 --> 01:31:26,695 ♫ If you want a rationale, ♫ 1246 01:31:26,742 --> 01:31:28,467 ♫ It isn't very hard to see. ♫ 1247 01:31:28,497 --> 01:31:29,372 ♫ No, No, No... ♫ 1248 01:31:29,535 --> 01:31:31,419 ♫ Stop and think it over, pal. ♫ 1249 01:31:31,449 --> 01:31:33,955 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me! ♫ 1250 01:31:33,985 --> 01:31:36,183 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me! ♫ 1251 01:31:36,413 --> 01:31:40,251 ♫ The guy sure looks like plant food to me! ♫ 1252 01:31:40,281 --> 01:31:42,316 ♫ He's so nasty treatin' her rough! ♫ 1253 01:31:42,346 --> 01:31:44,850 ♫ Smackin' her around, and always talkin' so tough! ♫ 1254 01:31:45,149 --> 01:31:47,144 ♫ You need blood and he's got more than enough! ♫ 1255 01:31:47,174 --> 01:31:49,747 ♫ I need blood and he's got more than enough! ♫ 1256 01:31:49,777 --> 01:31:54,399 ♫ (You/I) need blood and he's got more than enough...! ♫ 1257 01:31:56,519 --> 01:31:58,816 So, Go Get It! 1258 01:32:05,089 --> 01:32:09,998 ♫ La la la la, la la la. ♫ 1259 01:32:10,228 --> 01:32:15,134 ♫ Ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya. ♫ 1260 01:32:15,212 --> 01:32:17,243 ♫ Poor Seymour pushed a broom, ♫ 1261 01:32:17,356 --> 01:32:19,841 ♫ nothing in his news but gloom and doom. ♫ 1262 01:32:19,871 --> 01:32:22,870 ♫ Then he lit a fuse, and give him room. ♫ 1263 01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:26,298 ♫ He started an explosion. Holy cow! ♫ 1264 01:32:26,328 --> 01:32:31,603 ♫ That thing went bang ka-boom. And he's havin' some fun now. ♫ 1265 01:32:31,841 --> 01:32:35,691 ♫ Some fun now! My word! Hope he's havin' some fun now? ♫ 1266 01:32:35,728 --> 01:32:39,512 ♫ Sure did! He's a-havin' some fun now. Oh boy! ♫ 1267 01:32:39,527 --> 01:32:41,716 ♫ Ain't he havin' some fun now? ♫ 1268 01:32:42,050 --> 01:32:43,021 ♫ Now! ♫ 1269 01:32:43,043 --> 01:32:46,803 ♫ Some fun now! Come and see him! Ain't he havin' some fun now? ♫ 1270 01:32:46,864 --> 01:32:49,535 ♫ Yes, Ma'am! He's a-havin' some fun now. ♫ 1271 01:32:49,565 --> 01:32:53,502 ♫ Oh boy! Ain't he havin' some fun now? ♫ 1272 01:32:56,995 --> 01:33:01,045 ♫ - Suddenly Seymour. - Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 1273 01:33:01,175 --> 01:33:05,329 ♫ - He purified you. - He purified you. ♫ 1274 01:33:05,359 --> 01:33:09,582 ♫ - Suddenly Seymour. - Suddenly Seymour. ♫ 1275 01:33:09,612 --> 01:33:15,239 ♫ - Showed me I can. - Yes, you can. ♫ 1276 01:33:15,836 --> 01:33:23,859 ♫ - Learn how to be more. - The girl that's inside me/you. ♫ 1277 01:33:23,995 --> 01:33:28,443 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 1278 01:33:28,553 --> 01:33:32,924 ♫ - With sweet understanding. - With sweet understanding. ♫ 1279 01:33:33,054 --> 01:33:36,573 ♫ - With sweet understanding. ♫ 1280 01:33:36,803 --> 01:33:54,853 ♫ Seymour's your man. ♫