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Hey, I'm Robert Osborne.
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They are likely to know
Harvey Birdman, lawyer.
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In fact,
if they are insistent,
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they can find you at night
on television.
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But did you know that Birdman
had a career
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before becoming a lawyer?
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That's right. Your first
career was 40 years ago,
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as a superhero
in an animated series
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called Birdman and the Galaxy trio.
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Tonight,
we have a surprise.
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We have a short
that has never been seen before.
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It's Birdman fighting not with one,
but with several villains.
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They all appear
in "Harvey Birdman, Lawyer".
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I present to you
the award-winning short from 1967:
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A busy day for Birdman.
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They evacuated the Pentagon!
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A madman must have threatened
reduce it to a thumbnail.
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Ice cream! Ice cream is sold!
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Quiet cold delights!
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Who wants a portion?
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I have chocolate, vanilla, coffee,
strawberry, caramel walnut,
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pistachios, pecans,
mint with chocolate chips,
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coffee with chocolate,
cherry with vanilla, slime,
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peanut butter,
chocolate delight,
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blackberry, French vanilla,
chocolate and pine colada.
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But it only comes in one size.
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Small! Let's go!
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Reduced the Pentagon!
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I bet that gun
does not serve ice cream.
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If you serve it, it only serves one flavor.
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Stand back, line up.
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Don't push.
Keep the money ready.
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Now I'm going back to the Pentagon
to the original size.
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I want mine with sprinkles!
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How does it get better?
Like this or like this?
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Like this or like this?
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I don't even know anymore, I'm confused.
What do you want?
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What I desire is power.
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Even if just a little,
not much.
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But I have to take it off
the Birdman of my way.
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They'll send it to me.
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Birdman, we need
of your help.
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Reducto is threatening the city
and wants to see you.
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I have no other option
except go.
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In fact, before you go,
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I was wondering if I could
go through here first.
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Why? What is happening?
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I can't move my right arm.
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No, it could be tetanus.
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I'm going there, Falcão 7,
after taking care of Reducto.
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Wait, Birdman!
I said come here first!
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Come on, Avenger!
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There is no doorknob
and no bell.
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I only have one option left.
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I'm almost there.
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A few more seconds.
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It should melt
at any time.
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It was an automatic door.
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You just had to get closer
and she would open it herself.
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Look, behind you!
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If you look, you could attack me.
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But could
have something behind me.
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My God, there's something
behind me, right?
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Shrink!
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How did you fix my backpack?
and not me?
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What is that?
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Ants!
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It seems they can only
move your antennas,
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but just in case.
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Now, I'm going to recharge my
powers exposing me to the sun.
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No.
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Yes?
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-Birdman.
- I'm busy, Falcão 7.
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I thought it was already over.
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No.
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Now I'm stuck
in a spider web.
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Stop wasting time, Birdman.
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A flying madman called Vulturo
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hid a hydrogen bomb
at the observatory.
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A spider is approaching!
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It only has six legs.
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First I will finish
with that and then...
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Let's see. hydrogen bomb
or lame spider?
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hydrogen bomb
or lame spider?
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I think the hydrogen bomb.
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Here I come!
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The mighty Birdman.
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Will you tell me where you hid it?
the hydrogen bomb, Vulturo?
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Damn, I'll try again.
Keep still.
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My God! It hit the backpack.
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Tell me where you are
the hydrogen bomb!
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It's at the tip of...
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On the side of...
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Sorry, I didn't understand
the last part.
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It's at the tip of...
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On the side of...
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Again.
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I will return with Reducto
so that he can make me grow.
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Fix this
took up a lot of my time.
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All these screws and nuts.
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Luckily,
now no one can destroy it.
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I think I'll hold it in the air
so I can admire it.
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Wonderful.
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Of course, fly.
So I can't crush you.
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Giant eagle!
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It was that size
or a little bigger?
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I don't remember.
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I think a little bigger.
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My God!
Goodbye, big world.
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I don't see the Reducto,
and you?
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Wait! There it is.
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No, this is
a piece of licorice.
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Alright, it's time
a well-deserved rest.
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Further down!
Lower down, friend.
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That's right.
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Birdman!
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A villain is using
a control radius
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to invade the minds
of world leaders.
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It's coming
of one of these volcanoes.
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Try to find out which
and put an end to this evil.
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I don't know, Avenger, something tells me
which could be this.
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Birdman! Just as I expected.
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I am Mentok,
the mind invader.
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You can move a little
to the left?
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No, to the other left.
That's right, very good.
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If it's not inconvenient,
don't move.
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You're doing well.
Thank you very much.
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Stay there, Birdman.
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You don't have
control your mind.
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It also doesn't have its wings.
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I don't have any more
control of my mind.
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I don't have my wings either.
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You must not repeat
what I say.
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I must not repeat what you say.
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Seriously, stop.
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Seriously, I have to stop.
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Let's try this:
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only do it when I say
"Mentok says", okay?
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- He is well.
- He is well.
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I didn't say "Mentok says".
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You didn't say...
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Well, okay.
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Mentok says: "Go to the capital
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and present my list
of requests to the government".
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"Soda stock
enough for a lifetime,
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Mentok's face on a note,
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dinner with Mamie Van Doren."
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Birdman is
under some enchantment.
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That's why I shouldn't cover my mouth
to speak in front of him.
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Tell Mentok
that we can do it all,
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minus the soda part.
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Not soda, soda
diet yes. No soda.
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I'm following this bird.
I'm following this beautiful bird.
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What?
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What am I doing here?
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Why am I not
wearing underwear?
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The sun's rays
they must have helped me
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to escape
of Mentok mind control.
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Thank you friend.
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Now let's finish
with Mentok.
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Destroyer 1-9, destroyer 1-9.
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Great bird, got it
my soda? Exchange.
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No, Mentok.
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Wow, someone got their mind back.
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Don't bother coming back.
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But I'll come back to destroy
your control radius.
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Scientist
that didn't appear before,
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shoot the missile!
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I need more power,
more solar power.
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FOUR HOURS LATER
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I have the load
almost complete.
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SIX HOURS LATER
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It should be the last time
that we heard about Mentok.
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Birdman! A villain stole
a military test rocket.
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But, Falcão 7,
I'm doing "decoupage".
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If I leave now,
bubbles will come out of it.
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We need you, Birdman.
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Look, it's coming.
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I'll open the door for him.
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Or it can enter through the ceiling.
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I want answers, Mr. X.
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Why did you destroy the rocket?
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For you to come here.
Don't move.
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With my lightning...
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Wait. He screwed up.
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With my lightning...
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Don't move.
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I thought it had rusted
while I was here
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waiting for you to come.
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You don't have oil, do you?
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No, let's go!
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With my lightning,
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you will be paralyzed
as I catch the crest.
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I have to leave.
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3PO, 3PO!
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Disable
garbage compactors
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at cell level.
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Disable compressors
at cell level.
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If it took a little longer,
It would be a lot thinner, friend.
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You let go of the rope.
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What is that?
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I think I peed.
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At least
I can dry myself with the air.
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The Coast Guard
will take care of X, the eliminator.
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Hi Birdman!
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We're at the stern!
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Let someone help me!
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I'm swallowing water!
Lots of water!
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Birdman! A villain
is causing earthquakes.
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Birdman! A pirate
is taking loot.
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A Neanderthal
It's causing havoc.
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A transvestite
is singing like Judy.
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An evil scientist
it's frozen...
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lando.
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Enough, Falcão 7, I resign!
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Are you going to resign?
And what are you going to do?
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I don't know. I will look
a normal job,
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like the ones people
normal ones have.
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A job in an office
with formal and work clothes...
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Birdman, come here!
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Mr. Peebles
is suing Mr. Dibbles.
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Damn.
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END
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That was "Double Indemnity"
1944,
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with Fred MacMurray
and the glorious Barbara Stanwyck.
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Afterwards, Frank Capra confessed
in his autobiography
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who fell in love with Stanwyck
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and that, if it weren't
in love with Lucille Reyburn,
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who you married,
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I would have asked Barbara Stanwyck
in marriage
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after breaking up
by Frank Fay
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and before he got married
with Robert Taylor.
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That's all for today,
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thanks for being there,
see you next time.
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Birdman!