1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Sub By Black Hawk 2 00:01:22,314 --> 00:01:24,517 You sit on your computers. 3 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:27,619 Liking pictures of smiling babies. 4 00:01:27,653 --> 00:01:30,656 Sharing inspirational quotes. 5 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:33,292 But what you really wanna see is death. 6 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:35,661 You click on horrific news headlines; 7 00:01:35,694 --> 00:01:38,397 violence, destruction, terrorism, war! 8 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:41,400 Because it makes your shitty little lives 9 00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:44,170 seem that little bit less shitty. 10 00:01:44,837 --> 00:01:46,139 You wanna go viral? 11 00:01:46,605 --> 00:01:48,808 Skizm is the virus. 12 00:01:55,681 --> 00:01:57,416 What the fuck is up people! 13 00:01:57,449 --> 00:01:58,818 My name is Mr. Longshot! 14 00:01:58,851 --> 00:02:00,353 And I'm Daddy Doubletaps, 15 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:02,155 and we're bringing you your daily dose 16 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:03,665 - of the death toll! - Okay right now, 17 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:04,833 if you're new here, real quick, 18 00:02:04,857 --> 00:02:06,492 what we do here is we rip off 19 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:08,261 Skizm's stream to bring you our commentary 20 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,934 'cause we're just the fuckin' best at it! 21 00:02:10,596 --> 00:02:12,532 Here we go. 22 00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:15,701 Vadim versus Nix. Head to head. 23 00:02:15,734 --> 00:02:17,937 Who is gonna die today? 24 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:26,345 She's driving like a fucking monster! 25 00:02:26,378 --> 00:02:27,512 - Nix. Nix. - Nix. Nix. 26 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:37,957 Die. Fuck you. 27 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,369 God damn it! 28 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:50,670 Fuck him. 29 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,617 Thanks to Skizm's tech department 30 00:02:55,641 --> 00:02:56,818 for bringing up this footage! 31 00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:58,711 - Abso-fucking-lutely! - Yes. 32 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:07,320 Fuck him up. 33 00:03:40,052 --> 00:03:41,654 Nix wins. 34 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:46,926 It can be a fucked up world out there, right? 35 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:50,329 Skizm? Well that was fucked up to the point 36 00:03:50,362 --> 00:03:52,765 where it was threatening civilization as we know it. 37 00:03:52,798 --> 00:03:54,601 It was unstoppable... 38 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,370 until I came into the picture. 39 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,058 Hey. I'm Miles. 40 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:21,694 This is the story of the worst day of my life. 41 00:04:21,726 --> 00:04:22,737 - Dickhead. - Sorry. 42 00:04:22,761 --> 00:04:23,863 The day I became famous. 43 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,699 When I was a kid I wanted to be a hero. 44 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:27,867 A warrior. 45 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,604 But instead I grew up to be a nobody. 46 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:34,407 Flicking through the same three apps on my phone 47 00:04:34,606 --> 00:04:36,342 until it was time to sleep. 48 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,282 I used to work in video games. 49 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:46,686 Sounds awesome, right? 50 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,654 Not when you're a code monkey 51 00:04:48,687 --> 00:04:50,556 for a mindlessly addictive cell phone game 52 00:04:50,589 --> 00:04:52,959 designed to steal money from parents credit cards. 53 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,496 The one place I could still be a hero though 54 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:59,732 was behind my keyboard. 55 00:05:00,599 --> 00:05:01,534 Trolling the trolls. 56 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:07,907 Oh, shit. 57 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,645 Um? 58 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:22,854 Hey. 59 00:05:23,922 --> 00:05:25,525 - What the f... - Dude! 60 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:28,394 Oh, shit, no. Don't tap. No. 61 00:05:29,895 --> 00:05:30,897 Fucking... 62 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:34,467 - I'm not interrupting am I? - No. No, no, no. Just, uh... 63 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,337 - just checking some stuff. - Hey, uh... 64 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,505 can you sign this going away card? 65 00:05:39,538 --> 00:05:40,606 Uh, yeah. 66 00:05:40,806 --> 00:05:41,808 Oops. 67 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:49,382 Uh, wait. What... What is this? 68 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,950 We're currently downsizing personnel. 69 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,353 - What? By how many? - Just one. 70 00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:55,555 - I didn't... But... - Hey, relax, hombre. 71 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:56,888 It's a joke! 72 00:05:57,456 --> 00:05:58,924 I'm just fucking with you! 73 00:05:58,957 --> 00:05:59,957 Oh, okay. 74 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:03,730 Oh, my God your face. Punk'd! 75 00:06:05,964 --> 00:06:08,000 But if I catch you jerking around again... 76 00:06:09,468 --> 00:06:12,705 next card will be real. Got that, amigo? 77 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:14,507 Si. Yes. 78 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:19,456 Seriously can I... Can I borrow a pen? 79 00:06:20,712 --> 00:06:22,582 - Fuck you. - Whoa! 80 00:06:29,521 --> 00:06:32,859 And then one night, I hit the jackpot. 81 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:34,659 Skizm. 82 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:37,830 - Another Skizm... - Skizm... 83 00:06:37,863 --> 00:06:38,865 - Skizm... - Skizm... 84 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:42,835 Skizm picked random psychos, weirdos, and criminals 85 00:06:42,868 --> 00:06:45,604 and made them fight each other to the death. 86 00:06:45,637 --> 00:06:48,608 It was twisted and disgusting. 87 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,412 Lee wins. 88 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,081 The worst side of humanity on show. 89 00:06:56,114 --> 00:06:58,183 Yes! 90 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,787 So, the internet fucking loved it. 91 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:04,489 Skizm! 92 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,531 In real life, I couldn't hurt a fly. 93 00:07:11,763 --> 00:07:14,200 But behind the keys, I was the fucking Terminator. 94 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,504 I was the ultimate troll hunter. 95 00:07:19,571 --> 00:07:21,474 I know I should have just let it go, 96 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:22,675 but I couldn't resist. 97 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:23,742 Yeah. 98 00:07:23,775 --> 00:07:26,111 Yeah, get angry at me. 99 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:27,513 Let's do this. 100 00:07:47,232 --> 00:07:49,502 You guys are real easy. 101 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,111 Okay. 102 00:08:02,714 --> 00:08:04,684 What? 103 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:09,822 Who the fuck are you, dude? 104 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:15,628 Stick your dick in... 105 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:17,563 a blender. 106 00:08:51,997 --> 00:08:53,098 Okay. 107 00:08:53,131 --> 00:08:54,266 Nova. 108 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,031 Yes. Of course. 109 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,656 Hope you like it. It's permanent. 110 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:52,850 I love it. Seriously, 111 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:55,694 Seriously, why are you not doing comics for a living? 112 00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:58,697 Right, just quit my job and be another artist 113 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,933 living on Ramen, soaked in my own tears. 114 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,802 I don't care, you should just do it, 115 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:04,870 your stuff is awesome. 116 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,207 I haven't nailed my super hero yet. 117 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,043 - What do you mean? - That! You! 118 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,279 This guy? This handsome guy right here? 119 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:14,547 Um. 120 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,182 Uh, okay, well what about, like, uh... 121 00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:19,251 - I've pitched this before... - Oh, God, don't. 122 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,986 But Man-Man. 123 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:24,189 He's a man who was bitten by a radioactive man. 124 00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:27,660 And he gets superhuman powers of manliness. 125 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:30,363 - I mean... - "My man sense is tingling." 126 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,380 Look, don't worry, okay? 127 00:10:39,404 --> 00:10:40,973 This... This is not another story 128 00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,675 about a nerd trying to get the girl 129 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,943 like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked. 130 00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:45,978 Coming. 131 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,923 This is not a love story. 132 00:10:48,947 --> 00:10:50,016 Uh... 133 00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:53,752 Hi, I... I think you have the wrong apartment. 134 00:10:55,253 --> 00:10:58,658 What the fuck. Who the fuck are you? 135 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:03,095 Well, there he is. Big Man. 136 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:05,865 You scared yet? 137 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:09,134 Oh, fuck. What, that comment? No. No. Shit, no. 138 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,837 That... That... That was just a very dumb joke 139 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:13,272 that I... I... I did not mean. 140 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,207 Uh, can we just, like, forget about it? 141 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,110 Oh, sheesh. This is insane, right? 142 00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:20,245 We're being, like, total dicks here. 143 00:11:20,278 --> 00:11:22,748 Why don't I just head off 144 00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:25,250 and you... you have a pleasant evening, dude. 145 00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:26,385 Oh, what, really? 146 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:28,954 Oh, God. Just out of warranty. 147 00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:32,191 Whoops-a-daisy. Butterfingers. 148 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:35,861 Now, your busy little hands 149 00:11:35,894 --> 00:11:37,329 they need to be taught a lesson. 150 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:39,397 No, no, no, no, no! Please don't smash my hands. 151 00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:40,608 No, no, I really like using them. 152 00:11:40,632 --> 00:11:43,768 No, relax, Miles. We didn't come here to smash your hands. 153 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:47,239 Why did you tell me to bring a hand smashing-hammer then? 154 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,276 I got something even better planned for you. 155 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,179 Knock his ass out. 156 00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:56,048 Wait, no, no. Seriously guys, 157 00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:58,150 you don't need to do this to me. I... I'm... 158 00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:59,952 Shit! 159 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,188 That usually knocks 'em cold! 160 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:05,024 Jesus Christ. 161 00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:21,340 What? 162 00:12:24,843 --> 00:12:26,044 What? 163 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:38,016 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 164 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,318 What? 165 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,514 Fun factoid: gun shots 166 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,950 are way louder than in the movies. 167 00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:13,194 In real life, Rambo would not be 168 00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:14,519 killing guerilla fighters, 169 00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:16,322 he would be learning sign language. 170 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:49,186 Oh, God damn, I missed you, oxygen. 171 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,528 And you have 24 hours to kill her. 172 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,630 If you fail, you die. 173 00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:34,133 Try to leave the city, you die. 174 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:37,670 Succeed, we let you in. 175 00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:41,439 What the fuck is Nix? 176 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,191 Nix wins. 177 00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:07,601 There we go, that's another win 178 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,127 for Nix against Gask. 179 00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,505 And that takes her to the top 180 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:12,730 of the leaderboard. 181 00:17:12,763 --> 00:17:14,800 Yeah, again are we really surprised? 182 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,835 Yeah, Nix. I love you. 183 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:32,751 Nix! 184 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:51,269 ...an apparent drug heist, leaving 26 dead. 185 00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:52,342 Police have now zeroed in 186 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,505 on Nix Degraves as the sole suspect. 187 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:58,110 Degraves was found criminally insane at age 13. 188 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:01,113 She recently escaped from a maximum-security facility 189 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,647 and has since gained notoriety 190 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,516 as one of the most successful contestants 191 00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:06,685 of the underground fight club, Skizm. 192 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,854 She is heavily armed and extremely dangerous. 193 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,322 This is good. 194 00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:15,419 Detective Garret, please report 195 00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:16,622 to the Captain's office. 196 00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:25,197 Are you fucking kidding me? 197 00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:46,851 Okay. 198 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:48,787 Careful. 199 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,589 Jesus Christ. 200 00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:56,662 Oh, thank God. 201 00:20:03,935 --> 00:20:05,637 Wow. Doesn't matter, 202 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,150 just don't shoot yourself in the dick. 203 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:25,724 Okay. 204 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,934 Woah! No! No! 205 00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,739 No! 206 00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:15,707 No! No, no, no! 207 00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:20,011 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 208 00:21:20,044 --> 00:21:21,513 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 209 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:22,881 Damn it. 210 00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:25,584 Oh, God! 211 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,052 Fuck! 212 00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:35,526 - Nice fap-cave. - You shot me! 213 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,363 You actually fucking shot me? 214 00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:39,636 Okay, please. I... I... 215 00:21:39,664 --> 00:21:41,766 I don't want anything to do with Skizm. 216 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:43,702 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm not a fighter. 217 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:44,735 I'm a nobody. 218 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:49,107 Yeah. Why are you dual wielding pieces then, Mister Hard boiled? 219 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:52,477 Oh, these? No, no, no. These... See? They drugged me 220 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:53,887 and they drilled these onto my hands. 221 00:21:53,911 --> 00:21:55,780 Like right through my... Shit. 222 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:58,016 I... I think I need some antiseptic or something. 223 00:21:58,049 --> 00:21:59,918 They're all... They're all red and sore. 224 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:03,021 - Oh, that's rough, fuck boy. - So, how about you and me, 225 00:22:03,054 --> 00:22:04,723 we can just, like, truce things out 226 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,591 and you can stop destroying my things. 227 00:22:06,624 --> 00:22:09,328 Or just, like, shoot around the really rare stuff? 228 00:22:09,927 --> 00:22:11,562 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 229 00:22:11,829 --> 00:22:12,864 Take a few minutes. 230 00:22:13,531 --> 00:22:15,899 - Breathe. Relax. - Okay. 231 00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:18,636 And then go take a shit because there's nothing worse 232 00:22:18,669 --> 00:22:20,138 than shooting a poop-filled corpse. 233 00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:21,706 It's like a hitting a turd piñata. 234 00:22:21,739 --> 00:22:23,908 After, I'll just sit you down nice and easy 235 00:22:23,941 --> 00:22:25,677 and shoot you in the fucking brain stem. 236 00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:32,818 Fuck! 237 00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:36,821 Shit! What the fuck? 238 00:22:53,504 --> 00:22:54,505 Fuck! 239 00:23:04,949 --> 00:23:07,786 And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. 240 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:10,555 A brand-new match, the new guy Miles Harris... 241 00:23:10,588 --> 00:23:12,557 Who is that, Lily? Never heard of him. 242 00:23:12,590 --> 00:23:14,993 This Miles Harris kid is a joke. 243 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,739 Man, I can't even remember the last time 244 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:29,941 I walked outside without my face in my phone. 245 00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:32,110 Everything looks so HD. 246 00:23:35,546 --> 00:23:36,981 Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 247 00:23:37,014 --> 00:23:38,984 Hey, I need help! Someone's trying to kill me! 248 00:23:39,183 --> 00:23:42,053 - Hey, drop your guns. - Oh, right. Shit. 249 00:23:42,086 --> 00:23:44,456 - Drop 'em now! - No, no, no. Please. 250 00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:54,166 No! 251 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:58,603 - Will they take out Miles? - What the fuck is he doing? 252 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,507 We can all say, 253 00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,751 give Miles Harris a salute, I think. 254 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,244 Mom used to say, always wear clean underwear 255 00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:07,813 in case you get in an accident. 256 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,274 I'm going to add her to the list of people I let down. 257 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,237 - You think he's a crack head? - Definitely. 258 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,725 - Hey! - Dispatch. We have a 918. 259 00:24:20,925 --> 00:24:22,165 Suspect is armed and dangerous. 260 00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:24,338 Ladies and Gentlemen, I can't believe it, 261 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,405 but we actually have a show for you today, 262 00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:27,832 Miles is running from the fucking cops! 263 00:24:27,865 --> 00:24:29,734 Look at him. Running like a bitch. 264 00:24:31,702 --> 00:24:32,704 Freeze! 265 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:40,745 - I'm gonna shoot! - Please don't! 266 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,055 Freeze! Stop now! 267 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,601 Oh, no. 268 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,571 Idiot. 269 00:25:14,712 --> 00:25:16,948 Oh, no. Oh, shit. 270 00:25:16,981 --> 00:25:18,984 No, sir. Oh, God. 271 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,190 Are you... Are you okay? 272 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,693 Oh, God no you're not. 273 00:25:28,726 --> 00:25:30,228 - Whoa, fuck. Fuck. - No, no, no, no. 274 00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:31,838 These... These... These are just my hands. 275 00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,574 You're fine. You're fine. I'm not going to do 276 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:34,899 anything else to you. I'm sorry. 277 00:25:34,932 --> 00:25:37,068 Just try... Just lie and hold that, okay? 278 00:25:37,101 --> 00:25:39,237 Okay. I'm sure they're coming for you right now. 279 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:42,073 Oh, yeah they are. Okay, I have to go now. 280 00:25:42,106 --> 00:25:43,542 - Bye. Bye-bye. - Shit. 281 00:26:07,965 --> 00:26:09,167 Sorry, sorry. 282 00:26:12,937 --> 00:26:15,607 Nova. Oh, no. 283 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,975 Oh, no, no, no. 284 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:19,177 Nova, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 285 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,122 No. 286 00:26:34,058 --> 00:26:36,127 Nova. Nova. 287 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:37,896 Holy shit. 288 00:26:38,329 --> 00:26:40,065 - Hey. - Miles? 289 00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:42,200 Oh. Oh, God. 290 00:26:44,835 --> 00:26:47,772 I'm sorry I'm late. Alarms and stuff. 291 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,642 Shit. 292 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:54,145 - Go. Drive now. - Relax. Relax. 293 00:26:54,178 --> 00:26:56,914 - You have to drive. - I'm not driving anywhere 294 00:26:56,947 --> 00:26:58,683 until you chill. 295 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:03,655 Okay, cool. I'm cool. 296 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,237 Go to 7th and Shadwell, give me Miles. 297 00:27:29,847 --> 00:27:30,849 So... 298 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,785 Unsure how to broach this, I can't help but notice 299 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:36,721 you aren't wearing pants. 300 00:27:36,921 --> 00:27:38,423 Oh, yes. Yeah. 301 00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:42,694 No there was a fire alarm at my apartment. 302 00:27:42,727 --> 00:27:44,896 I got locked out of my building. Mondays, right? 303 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,965 I feel ya! It's actually Thursday, though. 304 00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:50,368 Do you still have one of my spare inhalers? 305 00:27:50,401 --> 00:27:53,171 Uh, maybe. Check my handbag. Down there. 306 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,273 Uh, could you just grab it for me? 307 00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:57,809 I was up all night, last night coding. I have terrible RSI. 308 00:27:58,342 --> 00:28:00,978 Right. Some vigorous coding. 309 00:28:01,011 --> 00:28:02,013 Yeah. 310 00:28:09,186 --> 00:28:11,822 - Here. - Oh, I'm sorry, could you do it? 311 00:28:12,156 --> 00:28:13,323 - Right. - Thanks. 312 00:28:17,895 --> 00:28:19,497 Oh, shit, thank you. 313 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:20,899 - Okay? - Yeah. 314 00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:24,135 - Why don't you hold onto that. - Oh, yeah, thanks. 315 00:28:28,439 --> 00:28:30,479 - It's really good to see you. - This was a mistake. 316 00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:34,145 - Oh. Okay. - I shouldn't have messaged you. 317 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,482 - I'll drop you home. - No. No. Please don't. 318 00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:40,017 I can't go back there right now, it's very crazy for me. 319 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:41,819 How about we just hang at your place? 320 00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:44,055 No. Miles, You just need to move on. 321 00:28:44,388 --> 00:28:45,423 - Oh. - I mean, 322 00:28:45,456 --> 00:28:48,860 why don't you just meet someone new, I don't know. 323 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:50,929 Okay, I mean... 324 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,065 Here's the thing. I kind of did meet somebody new. 325 00:28:54,098 --> 00:28:56,501 - Oh? Do... Do I know her? - Uh... 326 00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:57,911 - What's her name? - Her name is Nix 327 00:28:57,935 --> 00:28:59,312 and she's actually trying to kill me. 328 00:28:59,336 --> 00:29:01,873 So, these guys from Skizm came to my house last night, 329 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,341 they're making me fight her. 330 00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:05,009 - Skizm? - Mm-hmm. 331 00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:07,011 - Miles, you joined Skizm? - Yes... 332 00:29:07,044 --> 00:29:09,213 - No. No. No way. - What is wrong with you? 333 00:29:09,246 --> 00:29:10,281 I did not join. 334 00:29:10,314 --> 00:29:11,634 Are you out of your freaking mind? 335 00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:13,485 No, no, no. I did not join. They're forcing... Okay, um... 336 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:16,187 Can I... Can I show you something? 337 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,890 But you have to promise me to be cool with it. 338 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:20,824 Sure. 339 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:23,270 Okay, just be prepared, all right? Don't freak. 340 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,896 Do I look like I'm freaking? 341 00:29:25,196 --> 00:29:27,831 Okay, this is fair warning. Okay. 342 00:29:32,102 --> 00:29:33,538 What the fuck, Miles? 343 00:29:33,971 --> 00:29:35,482 Oh, God. Oh, God. 344 00:29:35,506 --> 00:29:37,875 - Fuck! - What's wrong with you? 345 00:29:37,908 --> 00:29:40,145 I said don't freak out! God! 346 00:29:41,078 --> 00:29:42,480 Put me through to the police. 347 00:29:42,513 --> 00:29:43,848 Nova! 348 00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:47,352 Nova! 349 00:29:59,129 --> 00:30:01,299 I've never seen anything like this 350 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:02,400 in the history of Skizm. 351 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:05,879 Look, Miles Harris just jumped into a fucking clothes bin! 352 00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:07,839 This guy is absolute trash. 353 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:13,978 I really like this, this is fucking unbelievable. 354 00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:15,522 Keep those comments coming in everybody, 355 00:30:15,546 --> 00:30:17,426 let us know what you think's gonna happen next. 356 00:30:23,654 --> 00:30:25,857 That's enough, cut to camera four. 357 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,326 - Cutting to four. - Stay on Miles. 358 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,561 It's an inanimate fucking clothing bin. 359 00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:32,029 Hardly must-see TV. 360 00:30:32,062 --> 00:30:34,331 Can you just let me do my job? 361 00:30:35,165 --> 00:30:36,501 I'm directing here. 362 00:30:39,904 --> 00:30:42,540 - Do what he says. - How do you even breathe 363 00:30:42,573 --> 00:30:44,642 with that stupid gimp mask on? 364 00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:46,878 Whoa, don't make ol' Fuckface take his mask off, 365 00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:49,046 you might not sleep so well afterwards. 366 00:30:49,079 --> 00:30:52,450 Look, just let me do my thing. Okay? 367 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:53,885 You do yours. 368 00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:57,421 Stand around looking like end-level bosses 369 00:30:57,454 --> 00:30:58,623 from Streets of Rage. 370 00:31:01,225 --> 00:31:04,562 You couldn't direct my cock into a top hat, 371 00:31:04,595 --> 00:31:06,264 you talentless piece of shit. 372 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:08,466 Having trouble breathing? 373 00:31:09,066 --> 00:31:11,202 This is good, get a camera. 374 00:31:11,235 --> 00:31:13,036 Get this on camera. This is good. 375 00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:14,605 Hurry up and get a fucking camera! 376 00:31:14,638 --> 00:31:17,175 Is this on panorama? How do we get it back to video? 377 00:31:17,374 --> 00:31:18,476 Swipe at the bottom. 378 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,321 - Oh, shit the app just crashed. - Hurry the fuck up. 379 00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:23,180 - Jesus, Dane! - This is great! 380 00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:31,188 Go to seven. 381 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:35,592 Well, either he'll run and die, 382 00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,262 he'll fight and die, 383 00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:40,031 or he'll puss out and die. 384 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,601 Just as long as the viewers enjoy the show. 385 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:46,437 Oh, Miles. 386 00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:50,608 We know you're in there. 387 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,105 Fuck. 388 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:25,009 Fuck! Fuck this! 389 00:32:25,275 --> 00:32:26,678 Fuck everything. 390 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,553 I wouldn't do that if I was you. 391 00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:41,158 - Why shouldn't I? - Huh? 392 00:32:43,627 --> 00:32:46,464 - Why shouldn't I? - Well, the angle's all wrong. 393 00:32:47,097 --> 00:32:48,098 You won't hit your brain. 394 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,301 You'll just end up blowing your damn face off. 395 00:32:51,068 --> 00:32:53,404 Oh. Okay, thanks. 396 00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,270 And then you'll still be depressed. 397 00:32:56,506 --> 00:32:58,351 Even more depressed probably, because of your fucked-up face. 398 00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:01,446 Try and angle it right to the rear, base of the head. 399 00:33:01,812 --> 00:33:03,014 Okay. 400 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:06,184 Okay, you know way too much about this. 401 00:33:06,683 --> 00:33:08,052 Just trying to be helpful, man. 402 00:33:09,186 --> 00:33:11,355 Hey, look this is going to sound really fucking weird, 403 00:33:11,388 --> 00:33:13,424 but could you help dress me? 404 00:33:13,457 --> 00:33:15,326 I have guns bolted to my hands. 405 00:33:15,726 --> 00:33:16,995 This whole deal. 406 00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:21,466 Yeah, you're right. That does sound pretty fucking weird. 407 00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:34,012 Oh, sorry. 408 00:33:38,348 --> 00:33:40,551 Turn it off. I've seen enough. 409 00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:42,653 Seems like your boyfriend's got himself 410 00:33:42,686 --> 00:33:43,766 into some pretty deep shit. 411 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:48,091 None of this makes sense. I mean, this isn't Miles. 412 00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:53,064 That's all Nova, you're free to go. 413 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:54,607 - That's it? - Well, obviously 414 00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:57,568 if he calls you, you get in touch with us right away, okay? 415 00:33:57,601 --> 00:34:01,773 Look, Miles has issues but he's a good guy. 416 00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:04,709 Just bring him in alive, okay? 417 00:34:05,109 --> 00:34:06,377 Well, we'll do our best. 418 00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:19,489 Hack her phone. Have her followed 24/7. 419 00:34:19,523 --> 00:34:20,523 Oh, come on. 420 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,094 You really think he's gonna make contact? 421 00:34:24,661 --> 00:34:26,731 Nix is after this guy, we need to get to him first. 422 00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:48,119 You want a double bow on that buddy or? 423 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:49,712 Uh, that should be fine, thanks. 424 00:34:50,587 --> 00:34:53,357 Fuck, brother, it sounds like you're in some deep shit. 425 00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:55,692 Yeah, I just... I... I can't face violence. 426 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,695 You know, not... Not in real life. 427 00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:00,431 Hey, you don't have anything to eat, do you? 428 00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:02,333 Well, let's have a look at the pantry. 429 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:06,437 Oh, here we go. Half a cold hotdog. 430 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:10,808 Um, you don't have a vegetarian option, do you? 431 00:35:10,841 --> 00:35:13,511 So, you don't believe in violence 432 00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:16,881 - or eating meat. - I don't like, uh, 433 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:19,683 contributing to the suffering in the world, I guess. 434 00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:21,519 Well, that's a great philosophy man. 435 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,753 But most people in the world, 436 00:35:22,786 --> 00:35:24,722 they just eat whatever they can get. 437 00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:26,858 And it's one thing to say you can't face violence. 438 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,827 But when it faces you, you better be ready. 439 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:34,165 - You a Citrus Hill fan? - Who? 440 00:35:38,368 --> 00:35:39,871 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 441 00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:44,308 Okay, fuck it. Can you just push it into my mouth? 442 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:48,546 Seriously? I just fucking dressed you, 443 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,214 now you want me to feed you? 444 00:35:50,247 --> 00:35:52,283 What's next, you want me to wipe your arse? 445 00:35:52,616 --> 00:35:54,961 - That could be really useful... - Don't even talk about it. 446 00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:56,187 Okay. 447 00:36:05,462 --> 00:36:07,899 - Ah! Fuck! - Ah! So close. 448 00:36:11,535 --> 00:36:14,471 That's still you know, 10 second rule. 449 00:36:14,504 --> 00:36:15,940 Yup. Okay. 450 00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:20,711 That's it, yeah. 451 00:36:21,011 --> 00:36:23,413 Yeah, channel your animal side. 452 00:36:24,381 --> 00:36:25,381 You're gonna need it. 453 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,810 Cause it's a dog eat dog world out here. 454 00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:30,555 What kind of meat did they make that from? 455 00:36:30,921 --> 00:36:33,256 I don't know but it's been in here for 8 months. 456 00:36:33,290 --> 00:36:35,426 Good to finally get rid of it. 457 00:36:37,761 --> 00:36:39,296 Hey, you don't happen to know anything 458 00:36:39,329 --> 00:36:40,664 about GPS tracking, do you? 459 00:36:40,697 --> 00:36:41,865 Pretty sure I'm being bugged. 460 00:36:41,898 --> 00:36:43,467 Oh, I see how it is. 461 00:36:43,967 --> 00:36:46,503 You assume because I'm homeless, I don't know nothing 462 00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:49,440 about dumb stupid GPS tracking bullshit. 463 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:51,375 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 464 00:36:51,408 --> 00:36:53,711 For all you know, I could be a savant programmer 465 00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:56,347 who got screwed after my startup went bust. 466 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,282 I'm so sorry. Are you? 467 00:36:58,515 --> 00:37:00,250 What? No! 468 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:03,020 I spend all of my time getting fucked up on a bunch of crack. 469 00:37:03,053 --> 00:37:06,390 - Oh. Good for you. - Wanna smoke some crack? 470 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,325 - Ahh... - Yes. 471 00:37:08,358 --> 00:37:10,928 I'm good. The... The hotdog was... was enough. 472 00:37:38,588 --> 00:37:40,591 Hey. Watch it, asshole. 473 00:37:42,392 --> 00:37:44,729 Shit. Fuck it's you. 474 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,598 Hey, why don't you stop running, Edward Gun-hands? 475 00:38:03,046 --> 00:38:04,582 Psst. Hey. 476 00:38:05,015 --> 00:38:07,718 Fuck, dude. What the hell? 477 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:09,586 Where've you been all day? Zander is pissed. 478 00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:11,822 I'm in some trouble, man. I think I'm being tracked. 479 00:38:11,855 --> 00:38:13,090 - By? - Don't worry about that. 480 00:38:13,123 --> 00:38:15,959 Just... If you were gonna stalk someone, how would you do it? 481 00:38:15,992 --> 00:38:17,594 Okay, who told you I was stalking them? 482 00:38:17,627 --> 00:38:19,029 Was it Laura? Because she's a liar. 483 00:38:19,429 --> 00:38:21,999 No, no, no. No. Dude, focus. How would you track me? 484 00:38:22,899 --> 00:38:25,736 Easiest way, malware on your cell, you could do it remotely. 485 00:38:25,769 --> 00:38:27,705 - You have it on you? - Ah, yeah. 486 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:30,808 Yeah, I do, I just... Um, yeah, it's in my front jeans pocket. 487 00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:32,875 - Can you just grab it? - No. Fuck, no. 488 00:38:32,909 --> 00:38:34,053 - Just pass the phone dude. - I can't. 489 00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:36,380 I just... There was a... I... 490 00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:40,384 glued my hands inside my jacket. 491 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:42,920 You did both of your hands. 492 00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:44,655 - Mm-hmm. - How is that possible? 493 00:38:44,688 --> 00:38:47,358 No, I know. It was... It was really complicated. 494 00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:49,102 There were holes in the inside of my pockets, 495 00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:51,729 so I just glued them together and then I put the jacket on 496 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,630 and I forgot and I got drunk and I fell asleep 497 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:56,000 with my hands in my pockets. And now, here we are. 498 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,944 - Just... - No, no, no. I'm not... no. 499 00:38:57,968 --> 00:38:59,903 - I don't want to. - Stop being a dick about it, 500 00:38:59,936 --> 00:39:01,605 just stick your fingers in there. Come on. 501 00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:02,773 Jesus Christ! 502 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,676 Oh, God, it's deep in there. 503 00:39:06,076 --> 00:39:07,812 It's so tight. Oh, man. 504 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:10,715 Oh, it's still warm from your thigh. 505 00:39:14,951 --> 00:39:16,587 Beginning. 506 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,055 Okay, okay, so? 507 00:39:18,088 --> 00:39:19,957 This is not Hackers dude, okay? 508 00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:23,861 This search will take a while. Hours, you know, maybe... 509 00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:26,430 - Malware found. - Oh, it's done. 510 00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:29,033 - This is some advanced shit. - Okay, can you delete it? 511 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:31,544 Of course I can. Unless you want to able to reactivate it later? 512 00:39:31,568 --> 00:39:33,646 We could set up a quick app so you could flick it on. 513 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,139 No. No. Just get rid of it. Um... 514 00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:38,042 Okay, yeah, no, that could be handy, do that one. 515 00:39:40,677 --> 00:39:41,712 Hey, Miles. 516 00:39:42,112 --> 00:39:43,632 - Zander. - So, it's 4:00 p.m. 517 00:39:43,847 --> 00:39:46,484 And you come in looking like complete shit. 518 00:39:46,783 --> 00:39:47,852 You on drugs? 519 00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:50,930 You speed-balling the NDNA straight into your eyeballs? 520 00:39:50,954 --> 00:39:53,157 - I've been sick. Okay? - Sick? 521 00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:54,825 You okay little man? 522 00:39:54,858 --> 00:39:57,128 Why don't you take the rest of the day off, huh? 523 00:39:57,527 --> 00:40:00,531 Or you could just fuck the fuck off forever. 524 00:40:07,971 --> 00:40:09,507 Cops are looking for you. 525 00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:12,109 Seems like you're in some deep shit now. 526 00:40:12,542 --> 00:40:13,977 I always knew you were a fuck-up. 527 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:16,747 - Let me go. - What you gonna do? Take me on? 528 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:19,016 You gonna hit me, amigo? You El Loco? 529 00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,985 Oh, shut the fuck up! Stop pretending 530 00:40:22,018 --> 00:40:23,587 you speak fucking Spanish, 531 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:25,556 - you fucking idiot! - Okay, I'm sorry, 532 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,066 - please don't kill me. - You put me down 533 00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:28,659 every time I come in that door, 534 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:31,795 you docked my pay for attending my mother's funeral, 535 00:40:31,828 --> 00:40:33,864 and you hit on my girlfriend in front me! 536 00:40:33,897 --> 00:40:37,567 I am so sick of you and all of your fucking shit! 537 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,771 Fuck you! And fuck that fucking chipmunk! 538 00:40:41,571 --> 00:40:42,571 Squirrel. 539 00:40:51,014 --> 00:40:52,917 Fuck. I'm... I'm sorry. 540 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,252 Just stop being a dick, okay? 541 00:40:55,285 --> 00:40:56,953 Oh, my God. 542 00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:18,642 Fuck. 543 00:41:31,788 --> 00:41:33,757 My phone. Stick it in my pocket. 544 00:41:33,790 --> 00:41:36,259 - Really? - Yes, really! Fucking do it. 545 00:41:36,826 --> 00:41:39,263 You know, you lied to me. You said you glued your hands. 546 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:41,532 Boo. 547 00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:43,634 I need to get out of here. You cover me. 548 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,211 Fucking cover you? Wait, what am I going to do, 549 00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:46,837 cap her ass with a staple gun? 550 00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:56,113 Mistakes were made... 551 00:41:57,714 --> 00:41:58,725 I mean seriously, 552 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,917 round of a-fucking-plause for Nerf guy. 553 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,819 He's my new favorite 554 00:42:02,852 --> 00:42:03,953 I gotta say, I gotta say. 555 00:42:03,987 --> 00:42:06,056 Here we see, the little bitches, 556 00:42:06,089 --> 00:42:07,257 emerging from their cave 557 00:42:07,290 --> 00:42:09,159 after doing jack shit. 558 00:42:09,859 --> 00:42:11,237 - Yoo-hoo. - This is becoming 559 00:42:11,261 --> 00:42:12,196 a fucking legendary match here. 560 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:13,306 Miles Harris, the fucking newbie 561 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,165 - on the block... - Oh, here go. 562 00:42:22,238 --> 00:42:24,140 Hey, stop. Get out of the car. 563 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,742 Please. Come on. Please, get out. 564 00:42:25,775 --> 00:42:26,886 Thank you. 565 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:28,712 Thank you very much, sorry. 566 00:42:33,049 --> 00:42:34,618 Oh, fuck... 567 00:42:34,651 --> 00:42:37,053 Oh, come on! 568 00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:55,239 No. 569 00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:02,613 Oh, shit. 570 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,027 - Fucker! - Sorry. 571 00:43:28,738 --> 00:43:29,906 This is good. 572 00:43:34,944 --> 00:43:36,113 Oh, shit. 573 00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:39,817 Stop shooting at me! 574 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:46,957 Go on! Fucking yeah! 575 00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:58,334 Suck it, loser. 576 00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:01,672 Oh. Uh, no, dude... 577 00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:03,207 What're you... What're you doing? 578 00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:12,683 No. Jesus, that's not... No! 579 00:44:16,953 --> 00:44:19,023 Oh, Jesus Christ! 580 00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:23,993 Shit. 581 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:48,685 Did I win? 582 00:45:13,476 --> 00:45:14,845 Uh, Jesus. 583 00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:17,848 Stop running, you little chicken shit. 584 00:45:21,217 --> 00:45:23,787 Fuck! 585 00:45:24,087 --> 00:45:26,423 Think you're fucking fast, ain't ya? 586 00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:31,027 - Fuck. - Well that shot was pathetic. 587 00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:33,100 All right, I'm just saying this because I'm honestly 588 00:45:33,129 --> 00:45:34,897 so fucking embarrassed for you, 589 00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:38,502 relax your damn arms, elbow slightly bent nearly straight. 590 00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:40,170 - Shut up. - And those two little 591 00:45:40,203 --> 00:45:41,938 sight things on the barrel 592 00:45:41,971 --> 00:45:43,540 aren't just for decoration you know. 593 00:45:43,573 --> 00:45:45,776 Shut up. Stop trying to help me. 594 00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:50,781 Oh, fuck. 595 00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:52,915 Congratulations. I think you've just discovered 596 00:45:52,949 --> 00:45:55,051 a whole new level of retardation. 597 00:45:55,084 --> 00:45:56,319 That word is not okay. 598 00:45:56,352 --> 00:45:58,154 It's okay if you shoot like one. 599 00:45:58,188 --> 00:46:00,323 Fuck off. Please. Just leave me alone. 600 00:46:00,356 --> 00:46:02,125 Okay, I haven't done anything to you. 601 00:46:02,158 --> 00:46:03,798 I gotta kill you. Every cop in the country 602 00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:06,863 - is looking to end me, so... - Yeah, that's not my fault! 603 00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,932 Skizm said they would wipe my slate clean 604 00:46:08,965 --> 00:46:11,368 - after I bury your ass. - Oh, that's what they told you? 605 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:13,103 What, so you're just like their minion? 606 00:46:13,136 --> 00:46:17,040 What, like those yellow butt plug things from the movies? 607 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:21,077 No. No, I mean you're like their... their lackey. 608 00:46:21,110 --> 00:46:22,813 I'm no one's lackey. 609 00:46:25,181 --> 00:46:26,183 God damn you. 610 00:47:04,921 --> 00:47:05,921 Fuck. 611 00:47:23,907 --> 00:47:24,908 Hey. 612 00:47:25,241 --> 00:47:27,411 Hey, sir! Madam! Ma'am! Fuck. 613 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:31,314 Hey! Excuse me, please! 614 00:47:31,347 --> 00:47:33,050 No, no, no! 615 00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:36,353 I mean, I get it. 616 00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:56,538 - Miles? - Hey. 617 00:47:56,572 --> 00:48:00,176 Oh, my God. Are you okay? You're like... 618 00:48:00,209 --> 00:48:02,044 You're all over the news, what are you doing 619 00:48:02,078 --> 00:48:03,980 running around with guns, like a crazy person? 620 00:48:04,013 --> 00:48:05,515 They bolted these things to my hands, 621 00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,049 is what I was trying to tell you. 622 00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:08,685 "Bolted"? What do you mean "bolted"? 623 00:48:08,718 --> 00:48:10,587 I mean like they went to town on my hands 624 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:11,764 with some Home Depot supplies. 625 00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:14,091 Oh, fuck, you were trying to tell me in the car. 626 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:15,959 Yeah. Yeah I did. 627 00:48:16,225 --> 00:48:18,428 Look, Miles, the cops are looking for you. 628 00:48:18,461 --> 00:48:20,397 Okay, just... Just turn yourself in. 629 00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:22,399 - They'll protect you. - I can't. 630 00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:24,234 I'm actually... I'm just leaving town. 631 00:48:24,267 --> 00:48:25,535 I just called to say, goodbye 632 00:48:25,568 --> 00:48:29,106 - and, uh... thanks. - Thanks? 633 00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:34,344 For being with me, for making me a much better person. 634 00:48:34,644 --> 00:48:35,979 Don't say that. 635 00:48:36,412 --> 00:48:38,115 You were always that person. 636 00:48:38,648 --> 00:48:41,017 I don't know what trouble you're in 637 00:48:41,050 --> 00:48:43,353 but you can't keep running from... 638 00:48:43,386 --> 00:48:45,923 Nova! Hello? 639 00:48:47,657 --> 00:48:48,992 Oh, hello. 640 00:48:50,293 --> 00:48:51,260 I'm sorry but Nova can't come to the phone right now. 641 00:48:51,294 --> 00:48:53,964 Oh, fucking you again. Leave Nova out of this. 642 00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:55,732 Shut your fucking whine hole and fight. 643 00:48:55,765 --> 00:48:58,201 You need to get your head out of your ass, Miles, 644 00:48:58,234 --> 00:48:59,269 and grow a set of balls. 645 00:48:59,302 --> 00:49:02,172 Now, you got five hours to kill Nix. 646 00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:04,507 Otherwise we're gonna let Dane here 647 00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:07,144 start cutting pieces off your bitch. 648 00:49:07,744 --> 00:49:09,646 Hey! Oh, ho, ho! 649 00:49:09,679 --> 00:49:11,247 Are you on Instagram? 650 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,583 Add me and I'll send you updates. 651 00:49:14,250 --> 00:49:16,052 Just run, Mil...! 652 00:49:16,085 --> 00:49:19,556 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 653 00:49:19,589 --> 00:49:21,057 Okay, think. 654 00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:23,727 No, no, come on, think, think, think. 655 00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:45,700 Activated. 656 00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:50,286 911 what's your emergency? 657 00:49:50,319 --> 00:49:52,355 Uh, hello, my name is Miles Harris, 658 00:49:52,388 --> 00:49:54,124 I think the police are looking for me. 659 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:56,493 Can you tell them I know where Nix is going to be 660 00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:57,728 in like 10 minutes. 661 00:49:58,227 --> 00:49:59,438 They will know what that means. 662 00:49:59,462 --> 00:50:00,630 - Okay. - Sir, 663 00:50:00,663 --> 00:50:03,200 - please stay on the line. - Bye-bye, Nix. 664 00:50:03,599 --> 00:50:06,003 Hello, are you still there? 665 00:50:06,369 --> 00:50:07,771 I hope it's a quick death. 666 00:50:10,673 --> 00:50:11,707 Or not, actually. 667 00:50:28,591 --> 00:50:30,060 There you go, bro. 668 00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:32,295 That shit'll make your pubes go straight 669 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:37,200 Who the fuck is this dick wad? 670 00:50:39,368 --> 00:50:42,172 I'm nobody! I'm just leaving. Uh... 671 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:45,174 What the fuck! You trying to fuck us? 672 00:50:46,242 --> 00:50:48,745 What the fuck did you just say? What the fuck is in your mouth, 673 00:50:48,778 --> 00:50:50,346 I can't understand a fucking word. 674 00:50:50,379 --> 00:50:51,379 You trying to fuck us? 675 00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:52,948 I'm not trying to fuck you, Grim! 676 00:50:52,982 --> 00:50:54,026 I don't know this shit head! 677 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:55,794 And how do I know you're not trying to fuck us? 678 00:50:55,818 --> 00:50:57,654 I'm not here to fuck anybody, guys! 679 00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,255 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 680 00:50:59,288 --> 00:51:00,599 Stay the fuck where you are! 681 00:51:00,623 --> 00:51:01,424 Okay. 682 00:51:01,457 --> 00:51:04,060 I will bust you right in the mouth! 683 00:51:04,393 --> 00:51:05,562 What do we do then? 684 00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:07,773 Uh, you know what, guys, actually things are about 685 00:51:07,797 --> 00:51:08,974 to get really crazy here, we should all bail. 686 00:51:08,998 --> 00:51:11,801 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 687 00:51:11,834 --> 00:51:13,770 Sit the fuck down, little asshole! 688 00:51:13,803 --> 00:51:15,071 Okay, Grim... 689 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:16,773 We both shoot him in the face at the same time. 690 00:51:16,806 --> 00:51:17,707 Wait! What? 691 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,642 On the count of three, ready? 692 00:51:19,675 --> 00:51:21,411 - One! - Oh no, no, no. Please! 693 00:51:21,444 --> 00:51:22,512 - Two! - Wait! 694 00:51:22,545 --> 00:51:25,782 Six! Nine! Eight! Twenty-seven! 695 00:51:25,815 --> 00:51:28,118 Five! Eleven-teen! 696 00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:29,652 Oh, shit... 697 00:51:29,685 --> 00:51:31,621 Who the fuck is this crazy whore? 698 00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:33,556 Oh, God! You've killed us all. 699 00:51:33,589 --> 00:51:35,525 Hey, thrift-store-leather-daddy! 700 00:51:36,225 --> 00:51:37,627 Suck my clit! 701 00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:40,296 No one is killing fuck boy here. 702 00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:41,364 Yay! 703 00:51:41,397 --> 00:51:43,333 - Except me, of course! - Oh. 704 00:52:00,449 --> 00:52:01,618 Fuck! 705 00:52:10,226 --> 00:52:12,762 God damn, that sound gives me such a hard on. 706 00:52:33,616 --> 00:52:34,684 Little fucker! 707 00:52:46,262 --> 00:52:47,397 Fuck. 708 00:52:48,397 --> 00:52:49,699 Oh, shit! 709 00:53:10,019 --> 00:53:12,388 No re-spawns, no one-ups, 710 00:53:12,421 --> 00:53:14,191 no extra lives. 711 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:16,593 I just killed this fucking guy. 712 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:59,811 - Those things, they hurt? - What do you think? 713 00:53:59,835 --> 00:54:01,437 Skizm do that? 714 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:03,973 Yes, Skizm did that, you think I did this to myself? 715 00:54:04,006 --> 00:54:07,042 I guess drilling the second one in would be a little difficult. 716 00:54:08,844 --> 00:54:10,313 How do we proceed? 717 00:54:10,346 --> 00:54:11,857 Oh, you know what, I got an idea about that. 718 00:54:11,881 --> 00:54:13,921 How about we take these fucking things off my hands! 719 00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:16,919 Look, they have my girlfriend, okay? 720 00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:18,554 My ex... ex-girlfriend. 721 00:54:18,587 --> 00:54:21,691 Whatever. Just let me help you, please. 722 00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:24,361 Okay, thank you. 723 00:54:25,461 --> 00:54:29,432 Oh, uh, detective, you missed the turn off. 724 00:54:29,465 --> 00:54:31,567 We ain't headed to the hospital anymore. 725 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,669 What? Why not? 726 00:54:34,003 --> 00:54:35,772 Nix is after you, right? 727 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:37,741 We're after Nix. 728 00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:39,842 Change of plan, sweetheart. 729 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:41,844 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! So I'm just bait now? 730 00:54:41,877 --> 00:54:44,447 That seems very not legal for police officers. 731 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,983 Miles I want to tell you a story about my wife. 732 00:54:47,016 --> 00:54:48,818 Ah, I don't give a shit about your wife. 733 00:54:48,851 --> 00:54:51,354 Sorry, dude, can we get these fucking things off my hands? 734 00:54:51,387 --> 00:54:53,556 Sixteen years ago, I'm chasing this gang. 735 00:54:53,589 --> 00:54:55,725 Right? I bust 'em. 736 00:54:56,092 --> 00:54:59,395 Their leader was this psychopathic little dirt bag 737 00:54:59,428 --> 00:55:00,596 covered in tattoos. 738 00:55:00,629 --> 00:55:02,531 Went by the name of Riktor. 739 00:55:02,998 --> 00:55:05,735 Now I gots the bad guys, that's my job, I'm a cop. 740 00:55:05,768 --> 00:55:06,768 But Riktor... 741 00:55:08,504 --> 00:55:10,440 he takes it very personally. 742 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,378 He makes bail, they track my wife and kids... 743 00:55:23,786 --> 00:55:25,888 Yeah, that's it. 744 00:55:25,921 --> 00:55:27,390 Burn, baby, burn. 745 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:33,330 I managed to get my daughter out. 746 00:55:35,798 --> 00:55:37,566 My wife and son were gone. 747 00:55:38,801 --> 00:55:40,770 Nix was gone too in a different way. 748 00:55:42,571 --> 00:55:44,708 Wait, Nix is your daughter? 749 00:55:45,174 --> 00:55:47,377 Tried to get her the help she needed. 750 00:55:47,943 --> 00:55:50,046 But it was never enough. 751 00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:54,584 She's my flesh and blood, I have to stop her. 752 00:55:57,052 --> 00:55:59,922 Uh-oh, looks like Miles has been taken away 753 00:55:59,955 --> 00:56:00,957 by the pigs. 754 00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:04,198 I mean, seriously, generally such a disappointment. 755 00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:05,695 Hey! 756 00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,664 You look like a fighter. Hmm? 757 00:56:08,697 --> 00:56:10,533 Maybe you could be our next player. 758 00:56:11,767 --> 00:56:14,471 The cops are watching my house, idiot. 759 00:56:15,037 --> 00:56:17,082 They would have followed you, they probably have the place 760 00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:18,141 surrounded already! 761 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:20,676 - The cops? - Yeah. 762 00:56:20,709 --> 00:56:21,810 Surrounded? 763 00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:26,116 Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna do a poo-poo in my pantaloons! 764 00:56:26,649 --> 00:56:28,049 The actual cops? 765 00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,387 Oh, my God! The cops! 766 00:56:31,854 --> 00:56:35,859 Who the fuck do you think owns the fucking cops? 767 00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:38,861 - What? - Dane, kill the drones. 768 00:56:38,894 --> 00:56:39,928 Yes, boss! 769 00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:41,322 We need to keep our cover. 770 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:45,944 Hang on, I think we just lost the stream 771 00:56:45,968 --> 00:56:47,579 - ladies and gentlemen. - Yeah, 772 00:56:47,603 --> 00:56:49,723 we're gonna get this back. We're gonna get this back. 773 00:56:52,007 --> 00:56:53,910 Hey, Stanton, where the fuck are we? 774 00:56:53,943 --> 00:56:55,545 Fuck! 775 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:56,913 Fuck! Holy shit, dude! 776 00:56:56,946 --> 00:56:58,748 What the actual fuck? 777 00:57:00,516 --> 00:57:02,516 Is that look supposed to fucking explain something? 778 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:09,859 People keep fucking dying on me! 779 00:57:09,892 --> 00:57:11,761 What the... Okay, fuck. 780 00:57:11,794 --> 00:57:13,562 Yes! Okay. 781 00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:17,133 Stop your whining, you millennial piece of shit! 782 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:18,868 What the fuck are you doing? 783 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:22,471 Hey there, big guy! 784 00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:25,541 Rule number 1. Do not, I repeat do not, 785 00:57:25,574 --> 00:57:29,011 under any circumstances talk to the fucking pigs! 786 00:57:29,044 --> 00:57:30,046 You got that? 787 00:57:31,313 --> 00:57:33,024 Now we should get Stanton there to give you an extreme makeover 788 00:57:33,048 --> 00:57:34,216 with the butt of his Glock! 789 00:57:34,249 --> 00:57:36,718 But I see something in you, Miles, you know? 790 00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:38,020 Potential. 791 00:57:38,254 --> 00:57:40,190 So I've decided to give you... 792 00:57:40,689 --> 00:57:42,024 another chance. 793 00:57:42,691 --> 00:57:43,959 Fuck you! Where's Nova? 794 00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:46,229 - It's pre-recorded asshole! - Oh! 795 00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:50,799 Welcome to the lightening round! 796 00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:53,669 Somewhere in this city, we've got your bitch! 797 00:57:53,702 --> 00:57:57,039 You've got 30 minutes, that is 30 minutes to kill Nix. 798 00:57:57,072 --> 00:58:01,043 Or we take Nova apart piece by fucking piece! 799 00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:02,144 No! 800 00:58:02,177 --> 00:58:04,046 Put a filter on that, make me look good. 801 00:58:04,079 --> 00:58:06,048 It might have been a bit over the top. 802 00:58:07,716 --> 00:58:08,785 Fuck! 803 00:58:10,185 --> 00:58:11,554 Nova... 804 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,801 Boom. 805 00:58:26,268 --> 00:58:27,971 Happy hunting, shit head. 806 00:58:46,622 --> 00:58:48,558 Huh, bullet proof vest. 807 00:58:48,591 --> 00:58:50,793 It did not help much. 808 00:59:01,604 --> 00:59:02,705 Hey! 809 00:59:10,913 --> 00:59:14,050 Password is telefrak. Uh, T-E-L-E-F-R-A... yeah, K, 810 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,285 you got it. 811 00:59:16,752 --> 00:59:18,621 Yeah, click there, Nova's iPhone. 812 00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,992 Girlfriend know you're stalking her? 813 00:59:23,025 --> 00:59:24,961 Ex, actually, and it's none of your business. 814 00:59:27,029 --> 00:59:29,265 Okay, Warwick and 7th. 815 00:59:29,298 --> 00:59:30,799 Great, thank you. 816 00:59:33,035 --> 00:59:36,205 - Oh, shit! - What? 817 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:37,907 You're him, right? 818 00:59:38,173 --> 00:59:39,776 Guns Akimbo dude! 819 00:59:40,242 --> 00:59:41,778 You're famous! 820 00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:50,587 Look at those numbers! 821 00:59:50,819 --> 00:59:53,122 Seven million viewers and counting! 822 00:59:53,155 --> 00:59:55,725 You're the most watched Skizm contestant ever! 823 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:57,660 That many people are watching me? 824 00:59:57,693 --> 00:59:59,362 I've never seen anything like it! 825 00:59:59,395 --> 01:00:01,631 - Hey, can I get a selfie? - Yeah, sure. 826 01:00:17,179 --> 01:00:18,181 Let her go! 827 01:00:20,349 --> 01:00:22,685 I'll fight Nix! Just please, let her go! 828 01:00:23,085 --> 01:00:25,321 No! 829 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:32,795 Quit your running and fight, or you're next. 830 01:00:32,828 --> 01:00:34,130 Whoo! 831 01:00:35,698 --> 01:00:36,799 Shit! 832 01:00:37,232 --> 01:00:38,334 Nova. 833 01:00:38,967 --> 01:00:40,036 My ex. 834 01:00:41,203 --> 01:00:42,843 She dyed her hair to look like a sunrise. 835 01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:45,107 Always somehow smelled of incense 836 01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:47,377 and freshly opened packs of gum. 837 01:00:51,013 --> 01:00:52,848 Oh, shit, Hadley. 838 01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,886 The list of people I've let down 839 01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:58,354 is getting longer by the minute. 840 01:01:00,122 --> 01:01:01,790 Suddenly, I knew what to do. 841 01:01:02,858 --> 01:01:05,328 Now I could end this once and for all. 842 01:01:11,166 --> 01:01:13,246 Activated. 843 01:01:46,034 --> 01:01:47,770 Your tracker's back on. 844 01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:50,238 Neat location, by the way. 845 01:01:51,006 --> 01:01:53,142 What, you couldn't find a classic rooftop 846 01:01:53,175 --> 01:01:55,778 for your final showdown, fuckboy? 847 01:01:55,811 --> 01:01:57,413 God! Stop calling me fuckboy, okay? 848 01:01:57,446 --> 01:01:58,881 I don't even know what that means! 849 01:01:58,914 --> 01:01:59,914 Whoa... 850 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:02,803 I thought we were going to talk it out for a bit? 851 01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:04,320 Exchange some banter. 852 01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:08,324 Some obligatory pre-gunfight foreplay. 853 01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:10,292 You want to get straight to the shooting? 854 01:02:10,325 --> 01:02:13,095 No. No, look I need your help. 855 01:02:13,128 --> 01:02:14,363 My help? 856 01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:16,799 Skizm is going to kill us both! 857 01:02:17,299 --> 01:02:19,469 Together we might have a chance. 858 01:02:19,968 --> 01:02:22,504 You know, let's... Let's team up. 859 01:02:22,538 --> 01:02:24,440 I got a much better chance if I'm with you. 860 01:02:24,473 --> 01:02:26,843 I know that. So, you in? 861 01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:29,011 Um... 862 01:02:31,246 --> 01:02:32,749 well, no. 863 01:02:36,485 --> 01:02:38,854 Yes! Yes! 864 01:02:38,887 --> 01:02:40,790 Yabba-dabba-do! 865 01:02:40,823 --> 01:02:42,458 Fuck yeah! 866 01:02:42,491 --> 01:02:44,560 Guns Akimbo dude was here. 867 01:02:44,593 --> 01:02:46,028 I met him! 868 01:02:50,098 --> 01:02:52,168 Oh! 869 01:02:52,901 --> 01:02:53,935 No! 870 01:02:53,969 --> 01:02:55,504 This is so unfair! 871 01:02:55,537 --> 01:02:58,140 It's just a game, bro. It's just a game. 872 01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:00,476 Yes! Serves you right, asshole! 873 01:03:00,509 --> 01:03:02,979 And that is Miles out of the game. 874 01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:09,385 Well that took longer than I thought. 875 01:03:11,587 --> 01:03:13,890 Let's go get some cocaine! 876 01:03:14,356 --> 01:03:15,825 Miles Harris... 877 01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,426 - I'm not happy! - Oh! 878 01:03:17,459 --> 01:03:18,536 That's some bullshit, 879 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,496 I'm sorry but that's fucking bullshit! 880 01:03:20,529 --> 01:03:22,398 No, that's the game of Skizm, man! 881 01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:24,309 No, no. I really started to like the fucking guy! 882 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:26,068 Fuck the game! God damn it! 883 01:03:26,101 --> 01:03:28,070 That's Skizm for you. Miles... 884 01:03:28,103 --> 01:03:30,139 Get a cleanup squad on Miles's body. 885 01:03:30,505 --> 01:03:32,175 Get a squad on Nix too! 886 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:34,177 Ice that fucking bitch! 887 01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:38,181 Oh! 888 01:03:39,948 --> 01:03:41,250 I know! 889 01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:47,590 He did his best. 890 01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:49,525 But you know... 891 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:52,995 sometimes, even when you do your best, 892 01:03:53,028 --> 01:03:55,531 it's just not good enough. 893 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:02,605 Just pitching here, but, uh, chainsaws or nail guns? 894 01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:04,273 Which way were you leaning, huh? 895 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,083 - Any plans tonight? - Finally gonna catch up 896 01:04:48,116 --> 01:04:50,076 - on The Walking Dead. - The Walking Dead? 897 01:04:50,352 --> 01:04:52,354 Can't stand that. Just too violent. 898 01:04:52,387 --> 01:04:54,523 Man, you kill people for a living. 899 01:04:54,556 --> 01:04:56,392 So what? You think a cook goes home 900 01:04:56,425 --> 01:04:57,459 and watches Master Chef? 901 01:05:38,767 --> 01:05:41,636 If you want to walk out of here, with all of your limbs, 902 01:05:41,670 --> 01:05:44,407 you should stop pointing guns at me! 903 01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:46,609 This was your idea, fuck boy! 904 01:05:47,275 --> 01:05:50,479 - Nice! Gotta love that Kevlar! - Not nice! 905 01:05:50,512 --> 01:05:52,114 That hurts like shit! 906 01:05:52,514 --> 01:05:55,484 You only had to shoot me once! Remember? 907 01:06:09,431 --> 01:06:11,667 Don't shoot me, I know who killed your family. 908 01:06:14,036 --> 01:06:15,471 What the fuck did you just say? 909 01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:18,341 He's the head of Skizm. Okay, his name is Riktor. 910 01:06:19,741 --> 01:06:23,045 Bald guy, covered in tattoos. That was him, right? 911 01:06:24,579 --> 01:06:28,017 Okay so my... my theory is he saw you escape from prison 912 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:29,293 and decided to put you in the game 913 01:06:29,317 --> 01:06:30,686 in case you tried to get revenge. 914 01:06:32,654 --> 01:06:34,190 You're full of shit! 915 01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:37,326 They killed your dad, too. 916 01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:39,061 He's right there. 917 01:07:08,824 --> 01:07:11,327 You stubborn old bastard. 918 01:07:15,430 --> 01:07:17,832 So, um, hi... 919 01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:19,634 Sorry, don't know why I said it like that. 920 01:07:19,668 --> 01:07:23,305 Look if you're not going to shoot yourself, or me, 921 01:07:23,338 --> 01:07:25,707 then I have a plan, It is kinda fucked up 922 01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:27,575 and totally suicidal, but it might work. 923 01:07:27,609 --> 01:07:30,245 You get to kill Riktor, I find Nova. 924 01:07:30,278 --> 01:07:33,249 But we have to work together. 925 01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,116 All right? 926 01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:40,198 I like that you're not pointing that at me anymore. 927 01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:41,490 That's a good... Okay... 928 01:07:41,523 --> 01:07:42,691 We can work on that. 929 01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:53,368 You only need to shoot me one time! 930 01:07:53,401 --> 01:07:55,270 Really important. Just one... 931 01:07:55,303 --> 01:07:56,739 Right in the... 932 01:07:57,372 --> 01:07:59,308 Once. Okay, you got that? 933 01:07:59,341 --> 01:08:01,109 I don't feel like you're listening to me. 934 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:02,244 Just one. 935 01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:05,180 One shot. 936 01:08:07,282 --> 01:08:08,650 I think my ribs are broken. 937 01:08:08,683 --> 01:08:10,252 Definitely have internal bleeding. 938 01:08:10,285 --> 01:08:12,553 Cool, um, do you wanna sit here and cry about it? 939 01:08:12,587 --> 01:08:13,689 Like a little bitch? 940 01:08:14,823 --> 01:08:15,757 Or do you wanna go shoot a bunch of people in the face? 941 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:17,292 Oh, hell yes. 942 01:08:17,591 --> 01:08:20,629 The face shooting one, not the... Not the crying. 943 01:08:20,662 --> 01:08:21,864 Right on. Right on. 944 01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:23,732 - That sucks. - Yeah. 945 01:08:28,303 --> 01:08:29,805 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 946 01:08:29,837 --> 01:08:31,407 Just go. Come on, look. 947 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,542 Me? Why do I have to go first? 948 01:08:33,575 --> 01:08:35,510 - Open the fucking door. - I'm not exactly great 949 01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:37,446 - at opening doors right now. - Go on. 950 01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,148 Honestly I still don't trust you. 951 01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:40,420 You might shoot me in the back. 952 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,227 I promise that when I do shoot you it'll be in the front. 953 01:08:43,251 --> 01:08:45,621 You have already shot me like a dozen times. 954 01:08:45,654 --> 01:08:47,756 I feel bullets rattling inside me when I walk. 955 01:08:47,788 --> 01:08:49,492 - Well... - What the hell? 956 01:09:40,609 --> 01:09:42,277 Hey, sir! It's Miles and Nix! 957 01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:44,346 They're in the building! It's a clusterfuck! 958 01:09:44,379 --> 01:09:46,215 Yeah, and? What the fuck you telling me for? 959 01:09:46,247 --> 01:09:47,381 Get the dead squad on it! 960 01:09:47,415 --> 01:09:48,917 - I can't. - Well why not? 961 01:09:49,384 --> 01:09:51,554 - They're dead. - They're dead? 962 01:09:52,886 --> 01:09:54,290 Well that's not ideal. 963 01:09:57,593 --> 01:09:58,970 Patch the monitor feeds to the security cameras now! 964 01:10:01,963 --> 01:10:03,799 This is not happening. 965 01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:06,535 Oh, my God, it's back on! 966 01:10:07,502 --> 01:10:08,637 It's going down. 967 01:10:10,538 --> 01:10:11,941 Oh, fantastic. 968 01:10:12,641 --> 01:10:15,244 I'm gonna lose my fucking temper, this is... 969 01:10:15,277 --> 01:10:17,613 Effie! Dane! Do your thing! 970 01:10:17,946 --> 01:10:19,248 Fuck them up! 971 01:10:19,281 --> 01:10:21,550 Nix and Miles! They need to die! 972 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,317 They need to fucking die! 973 01:10:29,357 --> 01:10:31,827 Suck on this, bitch! 974 01:10:32,427 --> 01:10:33,762 Really, another dick shot? 975 01:10:34,763 --> 01:10:36,665 Oh, God damn it, please. 976 01:10:36,698 --> 01:10:38,042 Why do you have to keep doing that? 977 01:10:38,066 --> 01:10:39,601 What, I would have shot you in the dick 978 01:10:39,634 --> 01:10:41,336 if the target wasn't so small! 979 01:10:41,369 --> 01:10:42,704 It just seems a little excessive. 980 01:10:42,737 --> 01:10:44,482 You know, you could go dick shot, then head shot, 981 01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:46,508 then dick shot. Just mix it up a little, something. 982 01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:47,843 It's basically a public service. 983 01:10:49,978 --> 01:10:51,546 Oh! Don't do it again! God. 984 01:10:51,579 --> 01:10:53,382 Uh, you know, I don't... I don't like it, 985 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,284 - I don't like it. - It's just some dick blood. 986 01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:56,385 Miles? 987 01:11:18,873 --> 01:11:20,575 - What was he thinking? - Yeah, 988 01:11:20,608 --> 01:11:22,945 never bring a spork to a gun fight, man. 989 01:11:26,881 --> 01:11:28,083 What are you doing? 990 01:11:28,116 --> 01:11:29,756 Trying to find where they're holding Nova. 991 01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:37,492 Oh, God damn, this comment section. 992 01:11:37,759 --> 01:11:39,361 It's like YouTube but worse. 993 01:11:40,762 --> 01:11:41,996 No, it's about the same. 994 01:11:43,698 --> 01:11:45,734 "I hope someone ices that Nix bitch 995 01:11:45,767 --> 01:11:47,036 and tea bags her corpse." 996 01:11:47,969 --> 01:11:51,540 That settles that, I'm going to find every last 997 01:11:51,573 --> 01:11:53,608 one of those little trolls and beat them to death 998 01:11:53,641 --> 01:11:55,553 - with their keyboards. - You are fucking animals, 999 01:11:55,577 --> 01:11:56,578 you know that right. 1000 01:11:57,845 --> 01:11:58,646 You like this, you like watching people suffer? 1001 01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,581 You like watching people get hunted? 1002 01:11:59,614 --> 01:12:02,384 If you didn't watch they wouldn't exist 1003 01:12:02,417 --> 01:12:05,654 you pathetic sick fuck! 1004 01:12:06,454 --> 01:12:08,389 Fuck you, dude. 1005 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,728 Who the fuck is this guy, huh? What the fuck. 1006 01:12:12,761 --> 01:12:14,897 Hear, hear. Good, good. 1007 01:12:15,764 --> 01:12:16,999 Wish you had more volume. 1008 01:12:17,599 --> 01:12:19,435 Intense. Feel better now? 1009 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:21,403 You got that out of your system? 1010 01:12:25,940 --> 01:12:27,910 - Whoa, holy shit. - What? 1011 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:31,079 Look, Riktor, he's trying to expand Skizm. 1012 01:12:31,112 --> 01:12:33,682 He's like building it into a global franchise. 1013 01:12:38,586 --> 01:12:41,423 Can you actually just like, send this to my Gmail? 1014 01:12:41,456 --> 01:12:43,792 - It's funnier watching. - Oh, God. 1015 01:12:43,825 --> 01:12:45,661 Fuck you, man. 1016 01:12:50,965 --> 01:12:54,803 Oh, holy shit! Damn, nice AA-12! 1017 01:12:54,836 --> 01:12:56,905 - Fuck. - These things? 1018 01:12:56,938 --> 01:12:58,673 - Yes! - Yeah, I shelled out 1019 01:12:58,706 --> 01:13:00,409 for the deep black PVD coating. 1020 01:13:00,442 --> 01:13:04,012 But, now I kinda regret not going with the UCP style camo. 1021 01:13:04,045 --> 01:13:05,947 Oh, no you're crazy. She's crazy. 1022 01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:08,683 You totally own it. Seriously. 1023 01:13:08,716 --> 01:13:10,886 Thank you. Yeah, you know your weapons. 1024 01:13:10,919 --> 01:13:14,423 You know, shooting dip shits in the head is life. 1025 01:13:14,789 --> 01:13:17,592 Well, um, I better, you know. 1026 01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:19,828 Right, yeah. Do your thing. It was nice to meet you. 1027 01:13:21,796 --> 01:13:23,532 Go! Go! 1028 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:35,144 Woo! 1029 01:13:36,544 --> 01:13:38,713 Watch the last step! It's a doozie! 1030 01:13:38,746 --> 01:13:39,848 Whoo. 1031 01:13:42,484 --> 01:13:43,852 Oh. 1032 01:13:43,885 --> 01:13:45,687 Someone didn't skip leg day. 1033 01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:50,492 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1034 01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:53,695 Don't pull my hair. 1035 01:14:05,874 --> 01:14:07,608 Whoa! Whoo! 1036 01:14:18,186 --> 01:14:19,186 Fuck! 1037 01:14:20,555 --> 01:14:24,025 Friday night just got really lonely! 1038 01:14:33,301 --> 01:14:36,037 Just stay still and die, you fucking coward. 1039 01:14:36,070 --> 01:14:37,672 I really don't want to though. 1040 01:14:41,743 --> 01:14:42,744 Fuck! 1041 01:14:52,887 --> 01:14:54,656 Oh, shit! 1042 01:15:05,733 --> 01:15:07,669 Whoo! 1043 01:15:10,071 --> 01:15:11,206 Didn't even hurt. 1044 01:15:11,239 --> 01:15:13,241 Stop! Hammer time! 1045 01:15:20,748 --> 01:15:21,916 A bullet proof vest 1046 01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,885 isn't gonna save you from a head shot. 1047 01:15:30,191 --> 01:15:31,994 Do you know what your problem is? 1048 01:15:35,129 --> 01:15:36,865 You need to smile more. 1049 01:15:41,736 --> 01:15:43,639 Let's give you a nice... 1050 01:15:44,038 --> 01:15:45,040 wide... 1051 01:15:45,239 --> 01:15:46,741 juicy grin. 1052 01:15:52,213 --> 01:15:56,351 I have the power! 1053 01:16:05,693 --> 01:16:08,063 It's time to realign your chakras. 1054 01:16:15,303 --> 01:16:16,805 Enough. 1055 01:16:24,679 --> 01:16:26,181 I think I just heard a ball pop. 1056 01:16:26,781 --> 01:16:28,150 Are they meant to pop? 1057 01:16:31,919 --> 01:16:33,755 You don't like fire? 1058 01:16:33,788 --> 01:16:34,990 Do ya, huh? 1059 01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:37,892 Let's burn together, baby! 1060 01:16:37,925 --> 01:16:38,960 Whoo! 1061 01:16:52,674 --> 01:16:54,242 Fool! 1062 01:16:58,413 --> 01:16:59,947 Don't shoot him! 1063 01:17:05,853 --> 01:17:08,056 Yeah. Chopper on the roof. 1064 01:17:08,089 --> 01:17:09,825 No. Just two seats. 1065 01:17:11,092 --> 01:17:13,894 No, everyone else is dead. 1066 01:17:16,731 --> 01:17:20,268 Why does everything have to be so fucking stressful, hmm? 1067 01:17:22,070 --> 01:17:25,674 You know, they say that sometimes a nice little stroll 1068 01:17:25,707 --> 01:17:27,643 can help to clear the head. 1069 01:17:29,711 --> 01:17:31,647 - Come on, let's go. - Get off me! 1070 01:17:33,114 --> 01:17:34,816 That's it, that's it. 1071 01:17:34,849 --> 01:17:35,951 Fuck! 1072 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,122 Hey. 1073 01:17:41,723 --> 01:17:42,724 You good? 1074 01:17:45,126 --> 01:17:49,364 Did you not hear me say 1075 01:17:49,864 --> 01:17:51,165 don't shoot? 1076 01:17:51,199 --> 01:17:52,933 Woah... 1077 01:17:53,401 --> 01:17:56,871 Yeah, you pull off the Rocky look real well at least. 1078 01:17:59,507 --> 01:18:01,276 What? What is that? 1079 01:18:01,309 --> 01:18:02,811 - What are you trying to do? - Shit! 1080 01:18:07,915 --> 01:18:09,451 Oh right... 1081 01:18:09,484 --> 01:18:11,219 Hey, no, no, no. You gotta put that on ice. 1082 01:18:11,252 --> 01:18:12,888 Come on, we gotta fix this. 1083 01:18:17,058 --> 01:18:18,260 Oh, shit. 1084 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:20,829 I wasted all my bullets on Sid Dickless. 1085 01:18:20,862 --> 01:18:22,731 Riktor's got Nova somewhere, I can't find her. 1086 01:18:22,764 --> 01:18:25,434 Have you learned nothing from video games? 1087 01:18:25,967 --> 01:18:27,768 If you see enemies... 1088 01:18:28,002 --> 01:18:30,439 You jump on their heads and they give you coins? 1089 01:18:31,205 --> 01:18:32,741 No, fuck wad! It means we're going 1090 01:18:32,774 --> 01:18:34,318 the right way. Come on let's find some more 1091 01:18:34,342 --> 01:18:36,311 - bad guys to shoot. - Okay. 1092 01:18:41,182 --> 01:18:42,317 Hey! 1093 01:18:42,350 --> 01:18:44,152 Where the fuck are you going, asshole? 1094 01:18:44,185 --> 01:18:45,487 The action's back this way! 1095 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,955 Wait, you want me to go out there 1096 01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:47,789 and get my face shot off? 1097 01:18:47,822 --> 01:18:49,190 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1098 01:18:49,223 --> 01:18:50,992 Cops will be swarming this place! 1099 01:18:51,025 --> 01:18:52,192 This shit is over! 1100 01:18:52,226 --> 01:18:55,830 It's not over until I say it's over, you fucking traitor! 1101 01:18:55,863 --> 01:18:56,931 Traitor? 1102 01:18:56,964 --> 01:18:58,767 Without me, you would be nothing! 1103 01:18:58,800 --> 01:18:59,835 I mean, look at you! 1104 01:19:00,969 --> 01:19:01,803 You look like someone tried to paint a worn-out dildo 1105 01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,938 - with a fucking Sharpie! - Ah, that hurts. 1106 01:19:03,971 --> 01:19:06,407 Face it, Riktor. This is the end. 1107 01:19:11,846 --> 01:19:14,482 Look at him go! He's like a wounded deer. 1108 01:19:15,883 --> 01:19:17,818 Go Bambi's mom, go! 1109 01:19:27,094 --> 01:19:28,363 Kill them! 1110 01:19:34,969 --> 01:19:36,271 Was this the right way? 1111 01:19:36,304 --> 01:19:37,872 No we fucked up! 1112 01:19:37,905 --> 01:19:39,775 - Far too many bad guys! - Oh, God. 1113 01:19:41,509 --> 01:19:42,544 Fuck. 1114 01:19:43,511 --> 01:19:44,879 Oh, shit. 1115 01:19:44,912 --> 01:19:46,347 What the hell are we going to do? 1116 01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:48,950 Come out, come out wherever you are. 1117 01:19:48,983 --> 01:19:51,253 Come on, get it. 1118 01:19:51,853 --> 01:19:53,121 Hey! Hey! 1119 01:19:53,521 --> 01:19:55,056 You want to know a secret? 1120 01:19:55,089 --> 01:19:56,457 Fuck you! 1121 01:19:56,490 --> 01:19:58,393 This was never about the money. 1122 01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:00,996 This is about art. 1123 01:20:02,063 --> 01:20:03,965 Murder is art. 1124 01:20:07,635 --> 01:20:09,504 This one... 1125 01:20:09,537 --> 01:20:11,473 This is a Jackson Pollock. 1126 01:20:12,306 --> 01:20:13,308 Ah! 1127 01:20:16,544 --> 01:20:18,280 Overcompensating much? 1128 01:20:21,148 --> 01:20:22,551 Where the fuck are you going? 1129 01:20:23,584 --> 01:20:25,019 Get up! 1130 01:20:25,052 --> 01:20:26,554 Get the fuck up! 1131 01:20:28,155 --> 01:20:30,892 You know, you really need to cheer the fuck up. 1132 01:20:30,925 --> 01:20:32,594 Are you not even a little bit excited 1133 01:20:32,627 --> 01:20:34,996 about going in a chopper with me? 1134 01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:46,550 You wanna know how I survived this long? 1135 01:20:46,574 --> 01:20:48,844 I don't know, Nix, by being crazy as fuck? 1136 01:20:49,977 --> 01:20:53,048 I didn't want to give any fucker the satisfaction... 1137 01:20:53,581 --> 01:20:55,050 of killing me. 1138 01:20:57,184 --> 01:20:58,954 Just kill Riktor for me. 1139 01:20:59,487 --> 01:21:00,522 Okay, mouse? 1140 01:21:01,589 --> 01:21:02,900 Get the fuck out here so I can shoot you! 1141 01:21:04,158 --> 01:21:05,460 Wait. No, wait! 1142 01:21:25,446 --> 01:21:26,481 No! 1143 01:21:38,459 --> 01:21:39,460 Nix! 1144 01:22:02,116 --> 01:22:04,119 Fuck. 1145 01:22:05,252 --> 01:22:06,254 Come back here. 1146 01:22:07,321 --> 01:22:09,361 Where'd you think you're going? 1147 01:22:10,424 --> 01:22:13,328 Get up there. Come on. 1148 01:22:57,371 --> 01:22:58,606 Oh, shit! Oh... 1149 01:23:10,584 --> 01:23:12,387 Fuck! Nova! 1150 01:23:17,091 --> 01:23:18,093 Nova! 1151 01:23:18,492 --> 01:23:20,428 Miles! Miles! 1152 01:23:20,461 --> 01:23:21,621 "Miles!" 1153 01:23:23,564 --> 01:23:24,733 There you are. 1154 01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:28,202 What took you so long, hmm? 1155 01:23:30,137 --> 01:23:31,606 You made it all this way. 1156 01:23:31,639 --> 01:23:34,342 I even got you a rooftop for the showdown! 1157 01:23:34,375 --> 01:23:36,711 Nix is dead, it's over! 1158 01:23:36,744 --> 01:23:38,179 Let Nova go! 1159 01:23:41,549 --> 01:23:42,817 Oh, finally! 1160 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:44,585 I should have ordered a fucking Uber! 1161 01:23:44,618 --> 01:23:46,421 Okay, okay and we're back. 1162 01:23:46,454 --> 01:23:48,331 We've got our stream back, ladies and gentlemen. 1163 01:23:48,355 --> 01:23:49,366 Oh, thank fuck! 1164 01:23:49,390 --> 01:23:51,192 Let's just see how this ends, I guess. 1165 01:23:51,225 --> 01:23:52,227 Oh, yeah. 1166 01:23:56,630 --> 01:23:59,500 Ten million concurrent viewers, Miles. 1167 01:23:59,533 --> 01:24:02,537 You have just made Skizm history! 1168 01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:04,338 You are somebody! 1169 01:24:04,371 --> 01:24:05,607 I took... 1170 01:24:06,774 --> 01:24:09,778 a worthless piece of shit and I molded it into steel! 1171 01:24:10,377 --> 01:24:11,478 I made you, Miles. 1172 01:24:11,512 --> 01:24:14,648 You should be down on your fucking knees thanking me! 1173 01:24:14,682 --> 01:24:16,349 Oh, fuck you man! 1174 01:24:16,383 --> 01:24:19,287 All you did was ruin my hands, and give me a criminal record. 1175 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,089 I never wanted any of this! 1176 01:24:21,122 --> 01:24:24,059 Don't give me that goody-goody bullshit! 1177 01:24:25,259 --> 01:24:27,562 What were you doing on the Skizm site to begin with? 1178 01:24:27,595 --> 01:24:28,595 Hey? 1179 01:24:29,864 --> 01:24:32,800 Admit it, you wanted to feel something. 1180 01:24:33,267 --> 01:24:35,536 You wanted to... to... To hunt like a man. 1181 01:24:35,569 --> 01:24:37,638 You wanted to be somebody! 1182 01:24:37,671 --> 01:24:39,707 Yesterday you were fucking miserable! 1183 01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:41,543 Now, look at yourself. 1184 01:24:41,809 --> 01:24:43,578 You're alive! 1185 01:24:45,713 --> 01:24:47,215 Yeah, I am. 1186 01:24:47,748 --> 01:24:49,550 And that's more than I can say for you. 1187 01:25:05,566 --> 01:25:08,135 Oh. 1188 01:25:08,169 --> 01:25:10,305 Hey, man, nice shot! 1189 01:25:12,273 --> 01:25:13,274 Fuck. 1190 01:25:13,841 --> 01:25:14,843 No! 1191 01:25:19,847 --> 01:25:21,282 Oh, that's a better one. 1192 01:25:21,315 --> 01:25:23,250 He's down! He's down! 1193 01:25:24,351 --> 01:25:26,187 Oh, relax will ya? 1194 01:25:30,357 --> 01:25:31,593 Come on, Miles. 1195 01:25:40,434 --> 01:25:42,203 No. 1196 01:25:42,870 --> 01:25:44,739 Nova! 1197 01:25:48,742 --> 01:25:50,545 Just fucking die! 1198 01:25:59,286 --> 01:26:01,189 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - He just took three 1199 01:26:01,222 --> 01:26:02,490 fucking bullets! 1200 01:26:02,523 --> 01:26:03,457 Get him! 1201 01:26:25,246 --> 01:26:27,481 You were nothing. I made you, Miles. 1202 01:26:27,514 --> 01:26:29,617 I made you a fucking star! 1203 01:26:56,744 --> 01:26:58,913 You think killing me is going to change anything? 1204 01:26:58,946 --> 01:27:00,281 There are others! 1205 01:27:00,314 --> 01:27:02,617 Skizm's a global franchise now! 1206 01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:04,418 We're going to be the Starbucks of murder! 1207 01:27:04,451 --> 01:27:06,787 The McDonald's of massacre! Yeah! 1208 01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:10,458 We'll be the Burger King of badness! 1209 01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:12,794 Nix says, "fuck you!" 1210 01:27:13,060 --> 01:27:15,563 Miles. No! No! Please! 1211 01:27:15,596 --> 01:27:16,864 Oh! 1212 01:28:10,184 --> 01:28:12,587 It's called hemorrhagic shock. 1213 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:16,457 It's just my body shutting down from... yeah, 1214 01:28:16,490 --> 01:28:17,992 massive, massive blood loss. 1215 01:28:18,692 --> 01:28:19,894 Sorry for the fake out. 1216 01:28:21,028 --> 01:28:23,931 I mean, I did kill Riktor. That was real. 1217 01:28:23,964 --> 01:28:25,767 I just didn't get the girl. 1218 01:28:28,435 --> 01:28:31,672 You see, in real life, watching your ex pistol whip 1219 01:28:31,705 --> 01:28:34,675 some guy's teeth out gives you PTSD. 1220 01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:36,744 Not a raging lady boner. 1221 01:28:45,452 --> 01:28:47,055 Thanks for tuning in everyone. 1222 01:28:47,521 --> 01:28:49,357 We've been Death Tolled and, um, 1223 01:28:49,590 --> 01:28:51,492 remember to like... Like and comment. 1224 01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:55,429 Some people stopped watching Skizm that night. 1225 01:28:55,462 --> 01:28:57,965 But many, many more took their place. 1226 01:29:10,677 --> 01:29:11,644 Nova, 1227 01:29:11,678 --> 01:29:14,482 well she finally found her superhero. 1228 01:29:16,950 --> 01:29:20,487 He stands up and fights to make the world a better place. 1229 01:29:24,658 --> 01:29:26,160 Skizm didn't go away. 1230 01:29:26,193 --> 01:29:28,563 They spread, just like Riktor said. 1231 01:29:32,466 --> 01:29:34,669 And that means I still have a job to do. 1232 01:29:38,505 --> 01:29:40,675 And I know where they live. 1233 01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:48,783 It is a fucking jungle out there! 1234 01:29:48,982 --> 01:29:51,185 And as a great man once told me... 1235 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:55,000 Sub By Black Hawk