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<i>I wasn't expecting you either.</i>

2
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Silly.

3
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Frozen drinks.

4
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Yes, Caro, the drinks are frozen.

5
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We are wondering what show to start with.

6
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I don't know. Something most expensive.

7
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Robots on stilts.

8
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- Damn asshole.
- What a surprise, Leo.

9
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<i>- Guillotine.</i>
- What is it?

10
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I have a friend who organized it
Kardashian's birthday.

11
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Which one is it?

12
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What's his name?

13
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Ana, let him finish. We don't complain.

14
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I asked politely.

15
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Wow, Kardashians.

16
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They invented everything.

17
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Contouring, obsession
about face and appearance...

18
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The latest trend is birthdays in <i>Guillotine.</i>

19
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Such a dynamic roast.

20
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Roast? Something like grilled beef?

21
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And you're not a fruit gal?

22
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No, Caro, roast
it's like stand-up comedy with insults.

23
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Very mean and American.

24
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You're wrong.
I didn't use the word "roast". <i>Guillotine.</i>

25
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Various comedians tell stories
brilliant jokes about the birthday girl.

26
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Hooray! Yes, I want it! We do!

27
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Welcome to <i>Guillotine.</i>

28
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Today you will see a unique show.

29
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Our comedians will attack
the so-called "star".

30
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Caro Pardiaco.

31
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Relax. It's going to be awesome.

32
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It's going to be thick.

33
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It's worse to be with someone
who was funny about 15 years ago.

34
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You're super old.

35
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Beyond belief.
This idiot used to amuse me.

36
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I don't know if you remember
but about 40 years ago...

37
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I'm 29 years old. I'm about to turn 30.

38
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Please, you were thirty years ago.

39
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Not about working with this <i>nepo baby</i>
because he will leave.

40
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He specializes
at most in drawing lines.

41
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- Not funny.
- Real.

42
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What are you whinnying about, hammer?

43
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Where do you work?

44
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It seems to me
that you're just whining all day long.

45
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- I have several clubs.
- I don't know.

46
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Cara, let's go.

47
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Your old man had to
good money for these clubs.

48
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I don't understand.

49
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Daddy gave them to you.

50
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Instead of giving her love,
fulfills all her whims.

51
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He gave me love!

52
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- Sure, you stupid blonde.
- Cocaine queen.

53
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- Mom, I can't do it now.
- Let's move on.

54
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One idiot went to Japan.

55
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He wanted to go to the jacuzzi,

56
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but he made a mistake and joined the yakuza.

57
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Caro, is everything OK? I called Sábad.

58
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I don't want to see anyone.

59
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- Leave me alone.
- No, Cara.

60
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- They said terrible things.
- Only the truth.

61
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- Don't treat me like an idiot.
- Well, what about you?

62
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I love and admire you.
And many people admire you.

63
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I can't do anything.

64
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I only have extremely
valuable heritage.

65
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That's why I'm surrounded by people.

66
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She's a strange girl.

67
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Rather unstable.

68
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You are assholes.

69
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You saw that she was sorry,
but you didn't stop.

70
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She burst into tears.

71
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It was great.

72
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Two hundred bucks.

73
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It was supposed to be two hundred per head.

74
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Share.
I've already settled with the little one.

75
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Sorry. I negotiated it wrong.
I smoked unnecessarily in the morning.

76
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Dude, have a beer,
tequeño and ice cream. Do you want something?

77
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Sure.

78
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- Sure.
-Tequeño.

79
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Beer and tequeño? What are you eating?

80
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Flour, fat, alcohol?

81
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Practice fall-rise
or invest your money properly, dude.

82
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Cara.

83
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I feel guilty.

84
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I made a mistake. Sorry.

85
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- You laughed at what they said.
- Not for a moment.

86
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It was distasteful.

87
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Everything's all right?

88
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You don't have to comfort me.
I'm not crying at all.

89
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I didn't think they would treat you this way.

90
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They were telling the truth, but you know what?

91
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I needed her.
I understood a few things.

92
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Caro, why don't we take a ride?

93
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All right.

94
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Thanks, Leo.

95
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It helped me clear my head.
I calmed down.

96
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And you know what?

97
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I feel wonderful with you.

98
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Over time, some wounds make
that we are becoming better.

99
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They shape our future.

100
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They show us who we are.

101
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Or better yet, who we want to be.

102
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I was supposed to get a different name, but apparently
I cancel penalties, so I'm Caro.

103
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Caro is beautiful without punishment.

104
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Beautiful Caro without punishment.

105
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Carísima. What a fool I am.

106
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Listen.

107
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Over the last few days I've been thinking about

108
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that I want to spend the rest of my life

109
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in good company
and in a sense of happiness.

110
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There is only one person
with whom I can do it.

111
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CARO, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

112
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Yes!

113
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- Yes.
- Yes?

114
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Subtitles: Dorota Nowakówna


