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In the early days of the Internet, you
couldn't stream movies or summon Thai

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food to your doorstep. But if you were
interested in text -based news about

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upcoming physics lectures, it was a
great time to be alive.

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Holy moly.

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Dad.

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Dad! I'm in the shower.

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It's an emergency.

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Fine. Come in.

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I thought you had to use the bathroom.

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At 7 .23 in the morning?

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Why do I print out schedules if you're
not going to read them? Tell me what you

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want. What are we doing next weekend?

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This ain't sounding like an emergency.

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It is.

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Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture, and
I really need to go.

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Can we talk about this when I'm out of
the shower?

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Pick up the pace. According to the
schedule that you don't read, I'm due in

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there in six minutes.

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So can we go?

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I don't know. Go take a shower.

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I still have two minutes and 15 seconds.
Let's nail this down.

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Where's the lecture?

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And at the end of Dallas, we're not
going.

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Good news. It's not Dallas.

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Where? Pasadena, California.

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California? It's a lot further than
Dallas.

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1 ,232 miles further as the crow flies.
But kudos to you for being up on your

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geography.

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There's no way we're going to
California.

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If Stephen Hawking can make it there in
a wheelchair, I'm sure we can manage.

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Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive.

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Hotels are expensive. We can't afford
it.

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But his health is fragile.

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This might be my only chance to ever see
him in person.

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I'm sorry, buddy.

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I would like to discuss this further,
but I only have 22 seconds to be in the

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shower, and buttons slow me down.

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This is the moment we lost that game.

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But one bad play doesn't mean you give
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We had plenty of time to turn around,
but y 'all decided it was over.

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I don't want to ever see that happen
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Next time something seems out of your
reach, you do not quit.

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You just dig deeper.

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Does that mean if I find an affordable
flight to California, we can go?

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Hi.

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Can I help you?

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I'm trying to find the cheapest flight
to California for me and my father.

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Okay, well, have a seat.

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You looking to go to Disneyland?

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The only ride I'm interested in is the
intellectual roller coaster of Stephen

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Hawking's mind.

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And where is that located?

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Well, Stephen Hawking's head.

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But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena.

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Got it.

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And when were you looking to fly?

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Next weekend.

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Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.

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Traveling last minute can be pricey.

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Are there any discounts available?

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Are you a member of any frequent flyer
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No, I've never flown before.

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Well, ways to keep the cost down are
flying on weekdays, multiple layovers,

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this probably doesn't apply, but
airlines offer special fares if there's

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death in the family.

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Interesting. May I use your phone?

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Hello?

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What else you got?

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Hello?

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Yeah. Where you going?

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Out with Jana.

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You've been spending a lot of time with
her lately.

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Is she your girlfriend?

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Dad, can you make her stop?

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I could, but I won't. Also, I can't.

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I just want to know what's going on in
your life. And if this girl is someone

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special to you, then she's special to
me.

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Come on.

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Mary, enough.

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What? I want to know.

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Bye. If it helps, I don't care.

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It does. Thank you.

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Why doesn't he tell me anything?

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When you were a teenager, you'd tell
your parents stuff.

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Well, no.

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Then why do you expect him to?

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Because I'm a cool, fun mom.

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Dad, good news.

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Airline tickets to California are more
affordable than you think.

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Sheldon, we're not going.

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What's all this about?

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Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at
Caltech. If we leave on Wednesday and

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willing to make four layovers in Boise,
Denver, Albuquerque, and Fargo, we can

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get there for only $95 each.

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I have a job. I can't just leave in the
middle of the week.

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Well, then what about Mom?

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Sorry, Shelly. We're not in a position
to do that. But Stephen Hawking's my

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hero. Imagine if you got a chance to see
Jesus or Dad got to meet the man who

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invented beer.

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Someone's underoos are in a knot.

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My underoos are fitting just fine, thank
you. Then why is there a stick up your

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butt? Stop making inquiries about my
bottom.

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But I enjoy it.

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Mom and Dad won't take me to California
to see Stephen Hawking.

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You thought they would take you to
California?

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Yes. They wouldn't even buy me this book
at the book fair. I had to get it at

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the library.

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There's a booger on one of the pages.

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Well, I may never get another chance to
see him in person.

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Back it up. You always get everything
you want.

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That's not true.

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You got a computer.

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I'm reading a booker book.

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Fine. How do you recommend I suck it up?

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I don't know. When you don't get your
way, shut up and move on.

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Is that what you do?

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Yeah. And that's why you don't have a
computer.

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Georgie is my son. I have the right to
know who he's spending time with.

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Are you talking about Jana?

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You know her?

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Well, I don't really know her. I've seen
them hanging out together at Dale's

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store a couple of times. She's cute.

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Great. So you know even more than I do.

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Always have.

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I don't feel I'm being out of line
wanting to know how old this girl is

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or what church she goes to or her last
name.

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Owens.

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Unbelievable. Oh, jeez.

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You worry about Sheldon not being
normal. Now you're worried about Georgie

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normal. How did I raise such a turd? I
am not that word.

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If you can't say the word, you might be
the word.

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Over the next few days, I tried to take
my

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sister's advice and suck it up.

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But how could I when everything reminded
me of Stephen Hawking?

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Oh, dear.

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It's actually a shampoo for ladies, but
my hair just responds to it.

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Really? Want to come over?

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My parents won't let me if your folks
ain't there.

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Okay.

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But I guess I don't have to tell them.

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Cool.

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Okay, that's it.

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Nothing was able to shake me from my
doldrums. Not even Dr. Sturgis' jaunty

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sweater vest.

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Sheldon?

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Yes? You seem distracted.

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I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking
speak at Caltech, but my parents can't

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afford the trip.

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That's too bad.

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Dr. H puts on a heck of a show.

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I believe it.

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Would it make you feel better to know
this vest is reversible?

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A little, thanks.

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Wait. I may be able to help you with
Hawking.

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Really? This vest is not the only thing
that's full of surprises.

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Where are you going?

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Out.

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Out where?

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Janice.

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Her parents going to be there?

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Yep. Okay.

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Let me just call and make sure.

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Owens.

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Owens.

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That's your last name, right, Owen?

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Why are you being so weird?

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I'm not being weird. Are you?

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No. Good.

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No one's being weird.

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Don't call them.

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Why not?

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Why can't you just trust me?

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Because I know that you're lying.

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What? No, I'm not. I heard you on the
phone with Jana.

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You spied on me?

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I didn't mean to, but I'm glad that I
did because you just lied to my face.

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are not going anywhere.

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Try and stop me.

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You walk out that door and your father
gets involved.

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I don't need this.

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everything. What happened?

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Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at
Janet's house, but Mom knew because she

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listened in on his phone call.

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Oh, boy.

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Now he's grounded and everyone's mad.

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Not me. I'm super happy.

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Well, bye.

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Dad, the university offered to pay for
us to go to California.

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They were even putting us up in a hotel.

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You're kidding.

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We're going to California?

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Nope, just me and Dad.

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That's fair.

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I'm so happy for you.

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Sometimes sarcasm was laid on so thick,
even I could detect it.

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Thanks.

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This was not one of those times.

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I see.

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No, that makes sense.

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Okay, John. Thanks.

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Bye.

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Sheldon was right.

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They're offering to pay for the whole
trip.

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Why?

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Sturgis talked to his boss, and they
really want to keep Sheldon going to

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there.

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I guess I could take him.

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Why you? He asked me first.

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I'm mad at Georgie right now. It'd be
good for us to have some space.

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So you pick a fight with Georgie and I
don't get to go to California?

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Fine. You can go.

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Thank you.

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Have fun managing Shelton's bathroom
schedule in different time zones.

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Let me get a picture of my boys before
their big trip.

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It's smart to document this. Next time
you see me, I'll have been in the

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presence of Stephen Hawking.

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Smile. I prefer to look serious. This
may appear in a textbook someday.

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Hey, Stephen Hawking.

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Stephen Hawking.

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Aw, you made me smile.

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Wash up for dinner.

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I ain't eating.

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Well, you're not watching TV.

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I can't leave the house and now I can't
watch TV.

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Yeah, it's called being grounded.

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I can't wait to move out.

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What was that?

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Next time I'll say it on the phone so
you can hear me.

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If you keep frowning like that, you're
going to get wrinkles like your Meemaw.

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You look great.

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I know. I just wanted to hear you say
it.

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What's on your mind?

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Felton always gets everything he wants.

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Yes, he does.

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That's not fair, huh?

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No.

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On the other hand, he's just going to
some science lecture.

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I know, but he gets to go on a plane to
California.

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Planes aren't all that great.

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You can't even smoke on them anymore.

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I'll tell you what.

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After practice today, you and me will do
something fun.

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Can I have my first cigarette?

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No.

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Can I get my ears pierced?

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Your mom won't like that.

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So maybe.

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All right,

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34 A and B, this is us.

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You want the aisle or the window?

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Which one is assigned to me?

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Doesn't matter. Just pick one.

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If I sit by the window, I can watch the
takeoff and landing.

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But if I sit on the aisle, I'm closer to
the bathroom.

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Here we go.

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Although, if I'm by the window, you'll
have to get up when I use the bathroom.

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But if I'm not, I'll have to get up when
you use the bathroom.

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Just pick one.

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It's a tricky decision.

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My bladder is smaller than yours.
Everything okay here?

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About to be.

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Look. Aisle it is.

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We're good.

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Okay.

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No. Hey, you're the one who lied to me.

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Well, I'm done talking to you, so it'll
never happen again.

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What?

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I know you don't want to talk, and
that's fine. You can just listen.

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Life is hard enough if you make good
decisions, but if you make bad ones, it

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gets even harder.

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Nothing was going to happen with Jana.

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Georgie. No, you always assume the worst
with me. I'm sorry you're a perfect kid

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and I'm just a screw -up. You are not a
screw -up.

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And I was not a perfect kid.

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Oh, would you do? Sleep through church
one morning?

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For your information, I used to skip
class so that I

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could drink beer in my boyfriend's
truck.

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Dad had a truck back then?

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Not talking about your dad.

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Whoa.

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I also stole your BMOS car and crashed
it into a ditch.

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Really? With that boyfriend who wasn't
dad?

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Missing the point. If the point is you
made some bad decisions and turned out

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fine, then why are you being so hard on
me?

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Because I'm just... Decisions you cannot
walk away from, and they will affect

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the rest of your life.

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If you're talking about Jana getting
pregnant, she ain't gonna.

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That is what I thought. The next thing I
know, I'm at the courthouse getting

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married.

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You got married because you're pregnant?

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Yes.

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So I was a mistake?

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No, no.

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You are a blessing.

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The mistake was lying to my parents so
that I could spend the night at your

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dad's house.

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And, you know, tequila.

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking. We're expecting a

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flight to Los Angeles. Before we take
off, please direct your attention to the

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flight attendants as they review some
important safety procedures.

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Safety procedures?

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Oh, baby.

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Take a minute to locate the exit closest
to you. The nearest exit could be

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behind you.

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Should the cabin experience sudden
pressure loss, oxygen masks will drop

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from above your seat.

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Why would the cabin lose pressure?

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We won't. Place the mask over your mouth
and nose like this. Pull the strap to

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tighten it. If you are traveling with
children, make sure that your own mask

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on first before helping your child.

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I don't like this at all.

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It's just a precaution.

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Perfectly safe.

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In the unlikely event of a water landing
and evacuation... Water landing, water

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landing, water landing.

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I can't do this.

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Keep going. We'll be right back.

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Sir?

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Sheldon, come out of there. No!

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At least open the door.

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Told them we need to get off.

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Sir, you both need to return to your
seats. Just one second.

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Sir. If you want to see Stephen Hawking,
we have to sit down right now. It's too

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dangerous. I can't. It's okay to be
scared.

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That's when you've got to dig deep and
be brave.

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What do you say?

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No. I'm your terrified little boy.

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Okay. Sir, please. They're going to call
security.

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Just one more second.

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Mr. Spock.

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He flies around all the time in that
spaceship.

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He's not afraid, is he? I'm not Mr.
Spock.

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No, but I've seen you pretend to be him.

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Could you do that right now? You be
Spock, I'll be Kirk.

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Maybe.

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Okay, Mr. Spock.

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Your first order is to return to your
seat.

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Aye, Captain.

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Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.

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You okay, Mr. Spock?

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Doing my best, sir.

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Captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands.

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Sorry?

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Okay, maybe just this once.

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about California.

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No one on this campus is tan at all.

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No, they are not.

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Imagine all the stimulating
conversations that must go on at these

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I bet.

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I can see myself going here one day.

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I think you'd fit right in.