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That was one of the all -time great
meals.

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John, I gotta tell you, I never would
have believed that one person could eat

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that much.

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Don't apologize, you're a growing girl.

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Well, this is my stop.

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Hey, just gotta brainstorm.

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Next weekend you're coming over to my
place, I'm gonna make you the dinner of

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lifetime. I have a better idea for next
weekend.

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What? You like to ski?

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Yeah, I love it. Good, a friend of mine
has a little cabin up in Vermont and...

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I was wondering if you'd be available.

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Well, gee, I don't know. I'll have to
get back to you on that.

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I'm back, and boy, am I available.

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I got the part!

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I got the part!

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I got the part! I got the part!

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I got the part!

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What's with her?

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I'm not sure, but I think she got the
part.

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Call me tomorrow.

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We'll make plans for next week. All
right.

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I got the weekend.

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I got the weekend!

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Dear John is filmed before a studio
audience.

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I can't believe it. I just can't believe
it. John, did you hear the good news?

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Looks like our little Annie is going big
time on us.

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I am starring in St.

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Joan in Teaneck, New Jersey at the Wagon
Train Motel and Dinner Theater. Whoa,

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that's sensational. Congratulations,
Annie. Oh, well, what about your job?

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they going to give you time off? I quit
that job.

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I have delivered my last pizza.

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Oh, I've got to call my mom. She's going
to be so excited.

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You really haven't told her about the
play yet? No, I mean about the pizza.

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She's been looking for a part -time job.

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Good for Annie.

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It's a real triumph for her.

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You know what she'd love? If we all got
together and went to see her performance

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on opening night. Louise, that's a great
idea.

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Okay, okay, let's make a plan.

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Yeah,

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and it's gonna be rush hour, so we
better give ourselves a couple extra

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get there.

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Wait a minute, I got a better plan.

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Let's all chip in and send Annie a card.

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Okay,

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I have had it.

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This world has gone to hell.

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War, famine, disease.

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Man's inhumanity to man.

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The thing is, you don't realize how bad
it is until it touches you personally.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Kirk, what happened?

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The dry cleaners lost three of my Armani
suits.

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Oh, no!

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How can you afford Armani suits?

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John, it's as easy as falling off a
truck.

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By the time I finish suing the dry
cleaners, I might even start buying my

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in stores.

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Yeah.

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I'm sure Armani would pay you a lot more
to stop wearing his suits.

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Well, excuse me, Mr.

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Corduroy.

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Let's not have any squabbling, boys.

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Why not start with you, John? Anything
new in your life?

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Not in that jacket. Hey.

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Stop it, stop it, stop it.

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Well, there is this woman named
Jennifer.

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Well, look, things between us are going
so well, I just feel I'm going to jinx

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it if I talk about it, so I don't want
to talk about it. Yeah, no, you mean,

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John, you meet somebody, everything's
going perfect, you know, great rapport,

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great communication, great sex, and you
tell people what you got going and her

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price skyrockets.

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little bit of smut with us.

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John, surely there's something you can
tell us about Jennifer.

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Okay, okay, I'll tell you this much.

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We're going on a ski weekend in Vermont.

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All right, a ski weekend, a little
slalom in Gomorrah.

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No, no, it's going to be great.

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I don't know how I'm going to pay for
it. I mean, do you have any idea how

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skiing costs?

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We're going to have to rent the
equipment.

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Buy the lift tickets.

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She'll probably want to eat.

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Hi, everybody.

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Hi, Kay.

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Well, listen, I'm sorry to barge in like
this, but I just couldn't wait to see

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you guys.

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I didn't want to say anything until I
was absolutely positive, but I have such

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good news.

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Mitch and I have finally...

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Mitch and I are opening a restaurant.

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Yeah, we're calling it Kate's Place.

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We're going into partnership with Curtis
Riles, a guy he used to work with.

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Oh, is Mitch quitting the police
department?

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Are you kidding? He's only got five
years till his retirement.

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Well, we wish you luck.

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So, Kate, where is this place anyway?
Oh, it's just over in Bayside. Count me

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out. Bayside?

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We're teasing you. We'll be there.

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I'm so excited about going into business
for ourselves.

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Gee, I'm amazed. I didn't know you had
any experience working in restaurants.

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Oh, well, actually, I don't.

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I don't know the first thing about
running a restaurant.

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Oh, I have to admire your courage.

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You know, I read somewhere that over 2
,500 restaurants have already gone down

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the tubes this year.

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Oh, I'm not saying that's going to
happen to you. Oh, no, no, that's not

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to happen. We're not going to let it
happen. Right, right. Where'd you get

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cash to go into this little venture? Oh,
well, we invested Mitch's retirement

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and all of our savings.

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Well, good for you. I think the place is
going to be a smashing success.

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Haven't you been listening?

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You won't solve anything by letting your
emotions run away with you.

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Louise, sweetie, can I talk to you about
our little problem?

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Go to hell!

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Well, where were we?

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And rent.

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Utilities.

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Credit cards.

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Salmoni.

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Food, clothing, dry cleaning,
miscellaneous, and a ski weekend with

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Hi,

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Ben. Hey, John, how you doing? Don't
ask. Look, I stopped by to get your

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about something.

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Just ate my ski weekend.

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Sorry.

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How do people afford anything?

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I mean, I make a decent living. I can
barely scrape by every month.

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I don't get it, John. Maybe you're doing
something wrong.

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I mean, I'm just a custodian. I manage
to put money away every month.

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You, you're a teacher at a prestigious
prep school, and you're always broke.

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Why do they pay you anyway?

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Well, if you really want to know, I make
around $32 ,000.

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No, come on, John. I'm serious.

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Why do they pay you?

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I just told you, $32 ,000.

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Why, what do you make?

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Listen, John, I got a woman question for
you.

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The reason I got into a little tiff...
Actually, it was more than a little

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but the whole thing was over a stupid
tuna sandwich. You make a lot more than

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$32 ,000?

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Yeah, but get this. She didn't put
mayonnaise in the tuna fish.

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What are we talking, low 40s here?

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Maybe she's doing it for my benefit.

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I know the cholesterol's bad for me.

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I'll probably feel better, probably live
longer, too.

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What do you think? No way they could be
paying you more than 50.

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Hello.

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Oh, hi, Howie. How you doing?

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It's my accountant. Excuse me.

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Yeah, what do you want, Howie?

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You made a little mistake.

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Oh, come on, Howie. You're only human.

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$2 ,000?

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I owe the IRS $2 ,000?

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What?

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No, Howie. You're right. You're very
right. This isn't a good time to talk

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your fee.

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Are you okay, John? No, I'm not okay.

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And now I owe the IRS $2 ,000.

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Why don't they take me out and shoot me,
put me out of my misery?

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Ben, Ben, you gotta help me.

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You gotta loan me $2 ,000.

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John, I don't have that kind of money.
What do you mean? You're a janitor.

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You're rolling in it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here from
Montreal, Cecilia Wiley. Cecilia, what

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do? I went out. Parental discretion
advised.

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Well, I think we're ready for the
opening on Friday.

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That trial run was perfect.

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And I just want you all to know that
this place is going to be more than just

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restaurant. It's going to be a home for
all of us. We'll be like one...

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Big, happy family.

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So if any of you have any questions or
need anything, please come to either

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Curtis or myself, and we'll do
everything in our power to accommodate

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Well, Curtis, do you have anything you'd
like to add?

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Yeah. If I catch anyone stealing, I'll
chop your hand off.

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Okay.

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Well, on that note, I guess we'll see
you all on...

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Curtis, how could you threaten those
people like that? Let me tell you

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something, Kate. There's three reasons a
restaurant goes under.

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Number one, the food is bad, which it
won't be because I'm the chef.

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Number two, the help is stealing.

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Number three, see number two.

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And I especially want you to keep an eye
on the bartender. Make sure he's not

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robbing us blind.

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But I thought the bartender was your
cousin.

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He is.

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Hey, Calvin.

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Hey, cuz.

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That's the hand that goes if I catch
him.

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Well, Red, this place is unbelievable.

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Oh, my... I mean, incredible.

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Look, you have outdone yourself.

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We are talking real class.

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And you must be the chef?

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No, I'm the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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This is my... partner, Curtis.

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Curtis, this is the bane of my
existence.

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Oh, you must be Kirk.

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Okay, Kirk, what do you want?

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Well, as you must know, Dry Clean has
decided on an out -of -court settlement

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for losing my Armani suit, so I was
planning a little celebration with some

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my favorite babes. I thought I'd come
down, you know, check the place out. Oh,

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yeah, no, look, look, look, look, I
don't have time. No, no, that's okay.

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show you around.

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Oh. Yeah, so, uh...

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What were you thinking of serving at
this party? Well, I was sort of toying

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the idea of an all -you -can -eat
aphrodisiac buffet.

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Hi,

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Kate.

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Annie! Nice place.

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Annie, what are you doing here? I
thought you were doing a play in Jersey.

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I was.

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You should have seen me.

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The perfect St. Joan.

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I had a sort of French accent and
everything.

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Last night, there I am, tied to the
stake. I'm right in the middle of my big

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soliloquy. They light the fire.

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I'm burning.

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I'm screaming.

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I'm acting.

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Then one little flame sort of creeps
over to a curtain.

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And the next thing I know, the stage is
up in flames and the audience is running

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for the exit. Oh, my God. I hope they
didn't panic.

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No. They were both very orderly.

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What rotten luck.

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Well, I'm sure you were wonderful.

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Yeah, now I'm back where I was before.

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Talented and jobless.

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Oh, Annie, I feel terrible. I wish there
was something I could do.

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Okay, I'll take the job.

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You mean you work here?

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Oh, I don't think so. You see, friends
working for friends.

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Never works. It's a bad idea.

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Okay. Then we won't be friends anymore.

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Look, Annie, I really... No, look.

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If you don't like what I'm doing, you
tell me. Don't hold back. I can take it.

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You're the boss. I'm the waitress.
Whatever you say goes.

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Well... Okay, we'll give it a shot.

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Yeah. All right. We start Friday night
at 6 o 'clock sharp.

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At 6 o 'clock? That's dinner time.

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Okay, okay, I'll be there. I'll see you.

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I got the job.

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I got the job!

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Your friend Kirk just made my day!

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He left?

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Boy, did I just save us a lot of money
on our laundry bill. Kirk made a deal

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with his dry cleaners. They're giving
him $4 ,000 worth of free laundry. In

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exchange for the laundry, I cut him in
on a small piece of the restaurant.

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American dream. A guy starts out with
three lousy suits and he ends up owning

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restaurant.

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Thank God you're here.

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I need your help.

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What's the emergency that you're
screaming about?

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Over there, the bookshelf. Get me the
Bible. What? The Bible. What? The Bible.

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Oh, okay.

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Bible, Bible, Bible, Bible, Bible.

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Give me a hint, John. What does it look
like?

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It's black. I got it. I got it.

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Hey, look. Whoa.

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It's a credit card. That is not a credit
card. Yeah, it is. It is not a credit

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card. Look at it. It's a credit card. It
is not a credit card. That's the devil.

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The devil? He came to the mail this
afternoon.

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There's a $10 ,000 limit. Well, that's
great.

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That is great, George.

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It is not great.

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It's part of your evil plan.

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Look at this.

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I'm maxed out on all my other credit
cards. And what do they do? They send me

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another one.

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They want to cut me in even more.

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These people know what they're doing.
They know I can use this to pay my

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to pay the IRS, even to pay for my
alimony. And where does it get me?

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Deeper in debt and hoping desperately
for another credit card.

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What's the big deal?

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I want to get rid of it, but I can't.
They've got the scissors out and

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everything. Have you ever tried to cut
up $10 ,000 in cash?

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Off the top of my head, no.

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You got to take this credit card and get
it out of my apartment.

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You got to stop me. Stop me before I
charge again.

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John.

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What?

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Do you realize what you're doing to your
country?

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Huh? It is guys like you who are
prolonging the recession by not spending

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that you don't have.

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Even the president of the United States
says that, and he ought to know, because

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he spends more money that he doesn't
have than anybody.

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Why do you think he needs your $2 ,000
in taxes?

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Makes sense. Of course it does.

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What the hell am I saying?

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It makes sense, John.

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And if you're not going to do your
patriotic duty, you're forcing me to do

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
take this baby, I'm going to put two

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tickets to Bermuda on it.

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We are not going to Bermuda.

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I'm not going to ruin my life by
becoming a slave to that cart.

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Fine.

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Have it your own way.

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The next time you hear that sauce
-fangled banner, I don't want to see you

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standing.

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Sweetheart, please.

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You got... What do you mean you're not
coming? We're talking the opening night

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of my restaurant.

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Yes, anybody who is, anybody's going to
be here.

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Excuse me.

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Bruce, Demi, nice to see you. Thanks for
coming.

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Roseanne, naughty, naughty. I saw you
put those potatoes in your purse.

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I am telling you, the place is packed.

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What do you mean?

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You wouldn't come to my restaurant if it
was the last place on Earth.

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Is that any way to talk to your son?

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Yeah, well, same to you, Ma.

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Well, Mr.

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Bunny, where do you want to eat tonight?

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Well, let's go over to Kate's place. I
hear it's totally empty.

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Just because it's open tonight and we
only have two people here doesn't mean

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have to panic.

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I'm not panicking.

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I was talking to myself.

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Hi,

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Kate. Oh, Ann, where have you been?

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I had an audition.

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It went terrible. I got depressed. I
went home. I ate cookies. I ate candy. I

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started eating sugar right out of the
bowl. I had a sugar rush and re

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-wallpapered my entire apartment.

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Oh, it's okay. There's nobody here
anyway.

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Why didn't you stop me? I just blew a
perfectly good excuse.

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Oh, my God, there are actual people
here.

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I better change.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Welcome to Kate's Place, where the food
we cook makes music in your mouth.

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Just made that up.

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No.

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So we're going to need a table for 16.

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16 is not a problem.

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Boys, shut up. up a table for 16.

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John, what is all this?

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Well, you didn't think we'd let you open
your restaurant without us coming over

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and help you celebrate, did you? Oh,
John put this whole party together.

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He called some of your friends, and here
we are. Oh, that is so sweet. Well, why

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don't you all have a drink while we get
your table ready, okay?

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Excuse me, Kate.

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Can't chat now. I got a belly up to the
bar.

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Kate, I just love your little bistro.
Oh, thanks, Mary Beth.

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And I'd like to introduce you to the
most precious man in the world to me,

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Uh, Matt.

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Matt.

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It's nice to meet you, Matt.

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Make yourselves at home.

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Well, I see you two have made up. Ben,
you look terrific.

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Oh, Louise picked out the suit. I picked
out the tie.

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It's lovely. I just love that. Thanks.
Excuse me. I'm going to see if I can buy

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John a drink.

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It's a ghastly tie, isn't it?

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Do you want me to spill some red wine on
it? I already did. You can't tell.

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I love this place. Oh, Jennifer, I'm
just so glad you and John could make it.

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Oh, we wouldn't have missed this.

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That's why we postponed our ski trip
until tomorrow.

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You want to see the rest of the place?
Yes, we do.

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I can't wait to show you what's back
there.

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Hey, hey, hey, what are you people
doing?

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Bartender, everything is on me tonight.
Here, put it on my card. Put it on my

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card.

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John.

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What?

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You did it, didn't you? What?

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You gave in to temptation and threw out
all your principles for immediate

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gratification.

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My man!