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Hi, Leo.

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Hi, Mr. Lacey.

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So, how you doing?

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Ah, the same. Work, work, work.

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Mmm. Somebody's having mooshu pork
tonight.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Kung pao shrimp.

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Remarkable. Hot sesame seed noodles with
a hint of hot pepper.

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Oh, and for dessert, green tea ice
cream.

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That's amazing.

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How did you know that?

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You're stripping all over your shoes.

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Okay,

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now let's down it out.

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Very good. That's very good.

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Okay.

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Now we're going to try to read from a
menu.

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We'll just pass them down.

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Marvin, why don't we start by ordering
an entree.

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Entree. On, on, on, on.

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Trey. Okay, try this one.

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Uh, G... Right, right. G... C -K...
Chicken.

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Right, right, right. Now the rest of it.

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I'm never going to get this.

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Marvin.

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Look, I can imagine what it's like for
you people not to be able to read and

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write. I know it took a lot of guts to
walk in here, but you really have to

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harder.

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Come on, Marvin.

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Give it another shot.

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Okay.

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I'll have the chicken... Scallopini.

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Nice try, Marvin, but we're ordering
from Mort's Kosher Deli.

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You have to stop guessing.

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Annette, give it a try.

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Yeah.

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Try, yeah. Okay, what is that?

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Uh... Cho...

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Try cha.

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Cha.

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Cha. Come on.

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Head. Sound it.

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Cha, head, live.

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Chop it.

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Chop liver.

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I read it. I read it.

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I hate it, but I read it.

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Well, that's all the time we have for
tonight.

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We've got to get back to the room to the
one -to -one club. So would you just

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pass the menus, please?

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I'm very proud of you all, and I hope to
see you next week.

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I'll let you clean up.

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Thank you, Annette.

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Listen,

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John.

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Yeah. I really appreciate all your help,
but... Well, I think I'm going to call

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it quits.

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What? I'm just wasting your time.

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Forget it. I'm not letting you walk
away.

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A man who can run a successful
construction company can certainly learn

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or write.

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I don't know. Marvin, you've got to try
to remember why you walked into this

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class in the first place.

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Now, wouldn't you like to be able to
someday sit down and read your kid a

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bedtime story?

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Yeah, more than anything, but, uh, well,
he just won't listen to me since he

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went off to college.

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Give it a little more time.

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Here, wait.

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Here's my pocket dictionary.

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When you find time, learn a new word.

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Sound it out.

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If you have a problem, call me.

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Okay, John. All right?

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I'll do my best.

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Thank you. Good night.

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John?

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Hi, Kirk.

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How's it going?

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Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Who is the babe with the bedroom thighs?

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Annette is in my literacy class.

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Oh.

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Excuse me.

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You're kind of cute.

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But dumb as a stump.

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Bye. Bye.

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You hear that, Chuck?

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Mm -hmm.

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Kind of cute.

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You teach her reading. I'll teach her
writhing.

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I can't believe you treat women like sex
objects.

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When you look at a woman, all you can
think of is whether their bra unstraps

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from the front or the back.

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Hey, John.

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It may not sound like much to you, but
it saves a lot of time during foreplay.

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Evening, everybody. Hey, Louise.

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How you doing? Fine.

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She's definitely a fronty.

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I'm not sure what that means, but you're
a pig.

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Good job. How's the literacy class
coming along?

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Well, it's very frustrating, Louise.
Very frustrating.

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Progress is very slow.

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I tell you, when I reassess this whole
situation, it's not unlike the time I

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started teaching.

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You know, back in 1971... Actually, it
was more of a rhetorical question.

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What is this world coming to?

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Just because a man takes you out to
dinner and gives you a Rolex, he thinks

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can stay the night.

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And give me a Rolaid, he can stay the
night.

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Well, I'll be...

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I'll be back in a minute, Louise. I've
got to return these menus.

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Okay.

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Tonight is fantasy night at Ovarita's
Anonymous.

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Oh, hi. Hi, Jill. Hi, everybody.

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Goosey, you're the newlywed.

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How's Mitch? Oh, he's great, thanks.

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Listen, I can't stay. I just stopped by
to make a little announcement.

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You're pregnant!

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No, but thank you for asking for the
14th time this week.

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What I was going to say is, I'm in
charge of the center's charity clothing

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drive, and I would appreciate it if next
Friday you all brought some of your old

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clothes in so we can sell them and raise
the money.

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Oh, yeah.

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Any questions?

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Uh, yeah.

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Um, if you want to have a baby and Mitch
is shooting blanks,

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give me a call.

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I'd rather give birth to a goat.

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Then you and Mitch keep trying.

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John, just give me your next phone
number and I will leave you alone, I

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No, Kirk, I'm not giving you our number.

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Hi, Leo. Come on, John. Good night.

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I'm going upstairs and you're going
home.

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Whoa. What the hell's going on here?

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It's a little temperamental.

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So, Leo, what happened to that new
carpet you promised us for the fourth

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What do you want with a new carpet?
You're only going to spill Chinese food

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it.

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John,

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give me your next number, please.

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I said no!

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Okay.

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So, I'm stuck with you tonight.

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So, what, you want to run around at
Glankey's and get a beer? No!

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I feel like it. All right, so we'll stay
home and watch television.

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I hear there's this special female
bodybuilders, John. Two hours of oiled

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women with big backs.

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Clancy's it is. Let's go.

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I don't know, John. I got this weird
feeling that you and I are going to get

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lucky tonight. Kirk, we've been to
Clancy's maybe 7 ,000 times and we've

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gotten lucky. Yeah.

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I'm starting to think you're a jinx.

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Whoa!

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What the hell was that?

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It's all right. It's just a little
temperamental.

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It's perfectly natural for you to
experience a headache. You have a mild

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concussion.

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Oh, this couldn't have happened at a
worse time.

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I have to call my school to get a
substitute. I haven't had a chance to do

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lesson plan yet. Just relax. Your doctor
assures me you'll be out of here by

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tomorrow morning.

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He's been moaning like that for quite a
while.

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Are you in pain?

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No. I never felt better in my life. Have
you got any more of those little pink

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pills?

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No more pills.

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Oh, come on, please. I was having the
greatest dream.

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I said no.

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Oh, all right.

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You're going to leave a tent full of
sweaty women very frustrated.

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Hey, so, John, what do you want to do
till they spring us? Play cards? Watch

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Give me Annette's phone number? Kirk, do
you mind?

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I came very close to dying.

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I don't have time for your nonsense.

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Jeez, John, you plummet four stories in
an elevator. You're a grouch all day.

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Hello?

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Yeah, right here.

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Hang on.

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It's the old ex -wife -a -roo.

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Wendy? Who are you, Johnny Carson?
You've only got one ex -wife.

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Of course it's Wendy.

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Hi, Wendy.

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Wendy, it's very sweet of you to call.

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I just had a mild concussion and minor
bruises, so please promise me you won't

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worry.

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No, your check won't be late. No, you
still care.

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Can you believe that woman?

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I nearly die in that elevator crash, and
all she's worried about is her stupid

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alimony check.

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What does that tell you about my life?

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I'm sorry, John. I wasn't listening.

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I don't blame you. It wasn't worth
listening to anyway.

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Oh, God. You know who I am?

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I'm my father.

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I swore that would never happen to me.

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He was a slave to a stupid furniture
business. Never enjoyed life.

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So what am I now? I'm a slave to a
stupid prep school.

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God.

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My life is so boring.

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You know what they're going to write on
my tombstone?

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Here lies John Lacey. He was born and he
died.

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In between, he was dull.

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You know what, John?

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Almost dying has made you almost
interesting.

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God, what a waste. What a waste of my
life.

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Well, no more.

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I'm going to stop playing it safe. I'm
going to stop living for other people

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start living for myself. That is the
spirit. Hallelujah, brother.

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It's about time you started taking some
risks, John. You know, walking the high

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wire of life without a net.

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Speaking of a net...

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What

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do you think?

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Oh, you have made a really wise
purchase. That hat looks wonderful on

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thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I'm going straight to hell.

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Hi. Couldn't get a cab. Couldn't get a
bus. Couldn't get a subway. Have to go

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the bathroom.

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Hi, Louise.

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Oh, God, water.

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Boy, I really missed you today.

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Get used to it, mister. Take me to a
party and leave me alone while you talk

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every other woman in the place.

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Well, yes, I was talking to other women.

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But what you don't know is that I was
talking to them about how much I love

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You expect me to believe that?

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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Oh, pretty good. We've sold a lot of
stuff since you left, but as you can

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there's still not much movement in the
designer boutique.

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Mary Beth, we've only got a few minutes
left. Now face it, you are never going

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to sell these dresses for $400.

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Oh, darn.

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Guess that means I might have to keep
them.

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John's literacy class will be here in a
moment. We'd better wrap things up.

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Oh, yeah.

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People, people, let's clean up the
garment district here. I got illiterates

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coming in.

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What are you talking about, Perry?

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That's Professor Morris to you. I'm
teaching John's class.

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You? Yeah. What happened to John?

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What's with him lately, anyway? I've
been trying to reach him since he got

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from the hospital. He hasn't returned
any of my calls. Well, he returned my

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calls. He's fine. And he asked me to
come down here and tell his literacy

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that he's stopping them.

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He told you to tell them that?

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No. He's going to write them a letter.

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I don't get it. I just don't get it.
That class meant so much to him. Yes, I

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just can't believe he would let those
people down.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.

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What are you people asking for this?

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Twenty dollars.

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Unless I'm in it.

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Then it's free.

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Okay, load it. And ready to go.

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It's open.

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Oh, hi, John.

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We just wanted to stop... Scaring the
fish.

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I'm leaving for Key West tomorrow, so
I'm practicing my underwater camera

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techniques.

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Come on, Freddy, show me your profile.

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Hey.

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Uh, John, we were a little, um... How
should I put this? We've been a little

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worried about you.

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It's Christmas card time.

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Say squid.

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Why should you be worried about me?

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Well, for one thing, you're posing with
fish.

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Yeah, they're beauties, aren't they? I
just got them today. I love fish. Always

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have. All my life, my father told me I
couldn't have fish.

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Well, he's dead now, and I'm not, so I
got fish.

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Hi, guys.

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Sue, tell us about this little jaunt of
yours to Key West. Oh, it's going to be

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great. For two weeks, I'm going to be
nothing but a beach bum.

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Sleep out under the stars, norcle, swim,
build sand castles. Not a care in the

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world. But who's going to take care of
your fish while you're gone?

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Hey, they're just fish.

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They die, they die.

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John, I don't understand.

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How are you getting time off from school
for this little beach -bumming thing?

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It's very simple. I just walked in and
told the headmaster I'm taking two weeks

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at leave.

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But what about your literacy class?

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I told Kirk to tell him I'm cancelling
it. I have no time for that sort of

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now.

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John, if you're going to abandon the
class, I would have thought you'd at

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have the decency to go down there and
tell them in person.

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Oh, there it is again.

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John, you gotta do this. John, you gotta
do that. That's what's so nice about

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fish. They never tell you what you gotta
do.

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Look, I am not responsible for the fact
that those people can't read or write.

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The only thing I'm responsible for is
me.

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Oh, come on, Louise. Let's get out of
here before I do something I'm not

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responsible for.

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Oh, do me a favor.

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If you run into the old John Lacey...

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You know, the decent chap.

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Tell him to drop us a postcard.

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What are you looking at?

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So, John.

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realized that he wasn't the right person
for this job. I mean, with me being a

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Harvard graduate and all.

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He realized, you know, that he should
step down and turn the job over to a

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caring, compassionate professional.

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So, let me get this straight.

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You guys really can't read or write?

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What, are you making fun of us?

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Do I sense an attitude problem?

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Now, when I knew I was going to be
taking over the class, I made up some

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flashcards. Now, I know some of them are
a little difficult, but I want you to

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try your best, because I believe in
rewarding all my students with a big

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As I said in my book, touching is
learning.

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Who'd like to go first?

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Why don't we go alphabetically?

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Annette?

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Aaron, would you put your hand down,
please?

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Stand up, please.

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It's a little difficult, but please, try
your best.

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Horse?

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I think we have a winner, ladies and
gentlemen.

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Excuse me?

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Excuse me, Kirk?

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Uh, I'd like to talk to the class for a
second. John, I wish you wouldn't

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interrupt me here. I'm on the verge of a
major breakthrough with A -N -N -E...

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You know, Annette.

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O -U -T, you know, out. Yeah, okay, just
move it along.

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Look, um... I wanted to stop by and tell
you that, uh... I really had a good

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time teaching you, but, uh...

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Well, it's just not going to work out.

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You see, certain things have happened in
my life that caused me to make some

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changes, so... Well,

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good luck, and goodbye.

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Hey, hey, hey, Marv.

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I saw that.

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Good. Then read it.

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You are a selfish jerk.

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Hey, look, pal, it's not my fault you
can't read or write.

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How dare you call me a... Hey, wait a
minute. Marvin, you wrote

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that I'm a selfish jerk. You wrote you
are a selfish jerk. You did write this,

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didn't you?

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Yeah. I've been studying.

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But, Marvin, this is sensational.

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Anybody else want to write me a nasty
note?

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No, go ahead. Come on.

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Okay.

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What have we got here?

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Drop dead. Very good, Judy. Very good.

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Okay, we got another one.

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What does this one say?

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Kiss my... Bernard, remember, there are
two S's in both words.

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But it's a thought that counts, right?

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Come on, keep him coming. Throw him.
Ride him and throw him. That's great.

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See what happens? I leave for two
minutes and it's chaos.

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Kirk, would you mind leaving?

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I have a class to teach.

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Wait a minute. What? You're staying?

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Hey, Vernon.

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Marvin, I think you're going to need
this.

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I'm expecting a three -syllable insult
from you next week.

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But I was making real progress with
these people.

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Kirk, you don't know the first thing
about teaching.

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Oh, yeah?

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We'll see about that.

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Could you read this to me, Annette?

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Am I an educator or what?