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For the studio audience.

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They're going to ruin my school. I mean,
they're just going to ruin it. I'm

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sorry to get so emotional about this,
but what they're doing is criminal. It

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makes me crazy. Ben, Ben, do you mind?

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No, if you think it's criminal, that's
your business.

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No, Ben, the hammering.

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Oh, I'm sorry, the window's stuck. I'm
just trying to get it open. Ben, it

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that every Friday night you're in here
working on something. Don't you think

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that just once you could interrupt the
group that meets here on Thursday night?

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Oh, no, I couldn't do that.

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Thursday nights they have that
assertiveness training class in here.

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Last time I tried to fix something, one
of those women threw a chair at me.

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John, you weren't saying about this
woman at your school?

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Oh, right.

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Now, where was I?

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You were boring us.

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Anyway... You know why they're going to
name this woman headmaster?

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Because she's a knockout and 80 % of the
faculty is horny old men.

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I could straighten out the other 20 if
you want.

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Mrs. Filbert, Mrs. Filbert, please.

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John, who is this woman anyway?

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Her name is Monica Whitaker. She doesn't
care about the school. She doesn't care

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about the kids.

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She's just using this position as a
stepping stone. As soon as she gets

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job, she's going to leave the school
just like that. That's great. That's

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wonderful.

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soap opera I'm working on.

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Oh, Mary Beth, you're doing it again.

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Doing what?

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Well, lately, whenever one of us so much
as breathes a word about our personal

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lives, it winds up as an idea for the
divided heart.

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That's not true.

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Oh, no?

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What about that episode you wrote about
that poor, lonely, pathetic woman who

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spent her entire life desperately
looking for love?

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The point is, Mary Beth, for the last
three or four weeks, you've done nothing

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but talk about this soap opera.

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Now, come on, man. This is supposed to
be a place where we listen to each other

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and discuss our problems.

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This is a problem.

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I have to create a new character named
Roger, and I don't know where to begin.

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I'm up all night pacing the floor. All I
can think about is Roger, Roger, Roger.

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Who is he? What does he do?

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Is he tall or is he short?

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Does he live in a mansion or a
penthouse? Does he drive a Maserati or a

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This guy doesn't even exist and he's got
a more exciting life than I do.

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John, a Siberian yak has a more exciting
life.

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Mary Beth, you've been obsessing about
this soap opera ever since you started

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writing for it. I hate to say this,
dear, but I think you're becoming a

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workaholic. Me?

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There's a Workaholics Anonymous meeting
across the hall in room 213 you might

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want to check out.

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Yeah, but don't get involved with those
people.

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They never want to go home.

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Mary Beth, for just one night, could you
be at the meeting and forget about the

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soap opera, okay?

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John, has it ever occurred to you that
perhaps your masculinity is being

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threatened? That you're afraid to have a
strong, ambitious woman for your boss?

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Hey, I had a strong, ambitious boss.

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I was married, remember?

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Oh, that's good.

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Roger can work for an ambitious, strong
-willed woman.

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Would you knock it off, Mary Beth? Our
lives are not a soap opera.

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Mary Beth, try to understand.

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I know you care about your writing. I
know you care about your work.

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And I know you, Roger.

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You just can't stand working for an
ambitious, strong -willed woman.

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Yeah, and you, Monica.

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It's not like having real men working
for you.

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That's why you have that dumb blonde out
there.

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Ah, that reminds me.

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Blondie, my coffee.

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Yes, Miss Whitaker.

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Bring it over here, Blondie.

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Have you...

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Given any thought to our little trip to
Paris?

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Uh... I don't know. Why don't you stand
up to this woman and be a real man for a

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change?

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You're right.

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Thanks for the little push.

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Miss Whitaker, I'm a person.

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I have feelings.

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I can't go to bed with someone who
doesn't love me for who I am.

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Who only wants my body.

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Besides, you know I'm engaged to
Jessica.

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And in love with Brian.

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Don't let this get around.

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God,

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I want that man.

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Monica, I know you don't care about this
company.

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You don't care about your employees.

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But this time, you've gone too far.

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Frank is the best sales manager I have,
and you want to let him go.

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The man is 60.

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He's got a wife in a wheelchair, a
nephew with gingivitis, and a grandchild

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dropped out of medical school to become
a mime.

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Now, hasn't he suffered enough?

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You can't fire him. Oh, don't tell me
what I can do. He's my father.

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You're a woman.

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A woman is supposed to be soft and
sweet.

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Women are the kinder, gentler sex.

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Monica!

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Monica! Zora!

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Roger! What have I done?

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You shot me, Monica.

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fantasize you as Ben or Kirk or Tom.

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Oh, no, you don't. Tom has enough to do
in my fantasies.

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Tom, I realize you don't like this
Monica Whittaker, but what makes you so

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she wouldn't be a good headmaster?

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You want to know? You really want to?

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All right, I'll tell you.

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There's a student in the school named
Harvey Willis.

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He's not very bright.

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He's in Monica's history class.

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One day, he left one of his tests, one
of his history tests, in my classroom.

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So I took a look at it.

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He got seven out of ten wrong, and
Monica gave him an A.

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An A to a kid who thinks Little Bighorn
is the opening act for Springsteen.

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Kid's an idiot. Nobody opens for the
boss.

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Monica gave him an A because she's a
sucker.

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Just so happens that Harvey's father is
the head of the school board.

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Ooh, this is juicy.

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John. Huh? John, I think you owe it to
the school to go down there and expose

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this woman for what she is.

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Well, I, uh... I can't.

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Why not?

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It's just something I'd rather not talk
about.

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Why? Is it interesting?

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No, it's just something I'm not very
proud of.

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A mysterious secret.

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John.

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Oh, come on, John. What is it? No, no,
no. Just forget it, okay?

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Look, I don't want you people thinking
that I'm some kind of a villain.

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Come, come, John. We're your friends.

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We'd never think of you as a villain.

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Roger is not a villain, big kid. Yes, he
is.

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Why do you always take Roger's side
instead of mine, Mother? He's only your

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-in -law.

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Because, my darling son, you are a
spineless twit.

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Nevertheless, you wouldn't favor Roger
if you knew his secret.

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Good to see you, Vanessa.

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Sanders, how are you? Fifi, my dear.

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Binky. Roger.

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Now, the reason I called you here
today...

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Don't have what it takes to run the
family business anymore.

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I'm just not big enough.

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Since you are an attractive, passionate
woman, you've decided that I, a man of

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seething integrity, should be the one to
run the business instead of that

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stupid, sniveling son of yours.

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Oh? And who might that be?

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You, you spineless twit.

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Mom!

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talk to me like that.

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Sanders, you've been trying to open that
safe for the past two weeks now. What

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seems to be the problem?

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I don't know the combination.

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Well, keep trying.

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I need those papers in order to sign the
company over to Roger.

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You can't do that, Mother. He's a
terrible person. You realize why after I

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reveal his secret.

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Because I know it's something you're not
proud of.

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Do the words history teacher mean
anything to you?

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My God.

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There's no way you could know about
that. No.

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But I found the one person who does.

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Cassandra. My wife.

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My sister.

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My daughter.

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My mistress. My girl.

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The only problem is she has amnesia.

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Oh, my poor baby.

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She's been gone for 15 years.

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Where did you find her? I found her in a
bordello in New Orleans.

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She was humming torch songs.

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Humming torch songs? She couldn't
remember the words.

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My plucky little girl.

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So you found her. So what?

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She has amnesia. She won't remember a
thing about that history teacher or the

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night that I...

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The point is, she won't remember. Yes,
she will, you rat.

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Don't hit me!

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I spoke to Rego Vallee's most eminent
psychologist, and he assures me that

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Cassandra sees her home and family, it
will trigger her memory.

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Fifi, bring her in!

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Fifi, bring her in. Fifi, get the tea.

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Fifi, stop drinking.

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Cassandra, what happened to you?

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Who are you?

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I am your lonely widowed mother. And
this is your incredibly sexual

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husband, Roger.

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There's nothing whatsoever between us.

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Oh, hello.

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That's the wonderful thing about... I'm
always meeting new people.

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What's the point, Binky?

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You're wasting our time. The little tart
remembers nothing. Don't call her a

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tart. She's my sister.

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She's my wife. She's my daughter.

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She's a tart.

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Cassandra Concentrate, the history
teacher.

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Think. Think.

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Sanders! Haven't you figured out that
combination yet? Should be as easy as

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two, three.

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One, two, three?

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There's one I haven't tried.

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Well, Binky, as usual, you're completely
wasting our time.

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Your combination worked.

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Binky.

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Roger. Cassandra.

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She's back.

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Quick, Vanessa, sign the papers. Sign
them. The history teacher.

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Think, think.

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Oh, it was awful. Roger did this evil,
evil thing. Yes. Yes, for his own

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Because you can't remember the words.

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Well, never mind.

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John, what is your secret?

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Yeah, won't you please tell us? All
right.

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All right, all right.

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When Monica Whitaker first started
working at my school, we dated for a

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Well, actually, we did more than date.
We, uh, slept together.

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For your sake, I hope she graded on a
curve.

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So what's the problem, John? The problem
is that after I slept with her, I

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recommended her for the job of
headmaster.

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John, that's not like you. I know.

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But of course, the minute she got what
she wanted, I got dumb.

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That's like you.

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You see, she just used me.

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That's when I realized what kind of a
person she is.

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When I threatened to go to the board and
tell them about Harvey Willis, she just

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laughed. And she said that if I did
that, she would tell them about our

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affair. And they'd all think I was just
trying to get even.

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John, all evening you've been telling us
you care about the kids, you care about

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the school.

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And if you really want to help them,
then do something about it. That's

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John. Maybe it's time to get off your
duff and do something for your fellow

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Be a force for good.

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A force for good?

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A force for good.

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There you go.

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Now you'll be able to eat again.

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Of course he'll see you. You don't need
an appointment.

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Dr. Roger Good is the most
compassionate, generous, giving man in

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noticed it's gone.

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Mr. and Mrs. Miller are here.

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Show them in.

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Well, well, you seem a lovely couple,
but trouble.

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How can the good doctor help you?

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Doctor, we've tried and tried, but we
can't have a child.

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And without a child, our lives are
empty.

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Oh, don't cry.

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My little barren one.

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You want a child? Take one of mine.

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Here, take your pick.

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Oh, no, we couldn't possibly.

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Of course you can. It's like taking
Gandhi from a baby.

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They're all such lovely children. It's
so hard to decide.

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Then take two. They're small.

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How can we ever thank you?

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By raising them with love.

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Show them this is the world in which the
lion should lie down with the lamb.

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Teach them respect for all living things
and tolerance for their fellow man.

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But above all, never let them watch
Married with Children.

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Excuse me, Dr.

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Good. Merci.

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And he shall have one.

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Tell them you and I are on our way. You
and I?

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What do you need me for?

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You don't think I'm going to give them
my heart now, do you?

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Nobody's that good.

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Goodbye,

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Dr. Good.

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Goodbye, Dr. Good.

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Bye,

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John.

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What word he said about Veronica
Spinnaker?

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Monica Whittaker.

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Whatever.

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I'm sorry, folks. I'm afraid this
window's just permanently stuck.

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Stand back, kid.

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Find the right spot, they'll do anything
you want.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Hey, do you want to go grab a bite or
something?

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Sure, I'll be with you in a minute.

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Oh, okay.

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Good night, Mary Beth. Bye.

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Thanks.

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Mary Beth, do you mind if I give you a
bit of advice?

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You know, your conduct...

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was reprehensible.

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It might not be a bad idea to just think
about how your obsessive behavior is

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affecting your life.

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Good night, dear.

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I'd just like to say I'm great.

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to the Academy for giving me this award
as the best soap opera writer in the

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world.

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I have no one to thank because I did it
all my life.