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Maybe. Maybe.

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Should have said that in the first
place.

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Naomi, Naomi, Naomi.

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This must be my lucky night.

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Not you again.

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Excuse me. I have to go home.

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For every man, there is a woman.

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And you must be mine.

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Oh, yeah. Like I'm really going to fall
for that old line.

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In my eyes.

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The sun and the moon revolve around you.

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Oh, that's original.

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Okay.

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Let's go to your place, get sweaty, and
wake up the neighbors.

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You should have said that in the first
place.

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My address is... 1 -1 -4 -6 -5

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-2 -2 -7 -4... Boulevard.

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Be there at 10 o 'clock.

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John, my man!

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Yo, dude.

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What did you do? The ink wasn't dry yet.
Of all the nights for you to try to be

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cool. One, one, four, two, four. What
have you got?

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By the time

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to your audience.

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That's right, Aunt Greta. Naomi
Frommlich.

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Somewhere in Flushing.

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I don't know where.

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You have 18 Naomi Frommlichs?

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Excuse me, do you have a 20 for two
tens?

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I might.

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If you were going to give me two tens
instead of one ten, fold it in half, you

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stupid...

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You look fantastic. I'm lying. So am I.

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So what scam are you running these days?

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Oh, hey, listen, I'm not hustling
anymore.

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Yeah, right. I'm strictly legit. Sure,
sure.

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Hey, do you remember that scam you used
to pull when we were kids for comic book

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money? What was that? Oh, the nickel
palm. The nickel palm.

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Oh, man, you were smooth.

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Oh. Hey, let's see if you still got it.

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Hey. Hi, Ben. Hey, Ben.

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Have you got a minute?

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Well, they're waiting for me. Oh, come
on. It'll just take a second.

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Sure, I don't use the ladies' room.

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Oh, I just bet this guy a buck I
couldn't guess which hand he had the

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All right, all right. Keep your eye on
the nickel. Yes?

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Okay, what's the nickel? What's the
nickel? What's the nickel?

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Where is it?

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That one.

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All right.

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It's like taking candy from a baby.

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Hey, um, do you want a piece of this
action, Ben?

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I don't know. I'm not much of a gambling
man.

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Ben, come on. This isn't a riverboat.
It's a community center.

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Okay, I'm in. Okay, great. What do you
say we make it interesting, huh? How

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about a five spot this time?

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Sure. You hold the bat? Yeah, sure.

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Okay.

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Beautiful.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Where's the nickel?

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Right here in your sleeve.

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You are very good. I gotta say that.

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I've seen the best. I used to work at a
carnival.

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Ben, come on. We weren't really gonna
keep your money.

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Oh, good.

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I'll remember that for next time.

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Well, you know what they say. Easy come,
easy go.

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Kirk, that was my five bucks.

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That's why it's easy.

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So,

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how did you find me? Your mother.

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Your mother?

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No. Your mother told me. Oh.

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Now, you remember that pledge we made in
ninth grade to each other?

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What?

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No. You finally scored with crazy Sally
from the roof?

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No, no.

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When we said whoever made it big first
would take care of the other one.

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All right, look.

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This is a small piece of a real estate
deal. All right? I want you to hold on

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it. It could be worth a few bucks. Yeah,
I'll put it away for a rainy day. A

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very rainy day. In fact, I'm going to
put it in the ark I'm building.

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Hey, come on. I want to introduce you to
some people.

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Hey, everybody.

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I got someone I want you to meet.

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This is a friend of mine from the old
neighborhood. This is Slick.

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Everybody!

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Hi, Slick!

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Well, it's not Slick anymore, Kirk. I go
by my given name, Charlie.

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Everybody!

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Hi, Charlie!

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What? My friends all call me CJ.

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I'm sorry that we don't do initials.

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Hey, you people should be honored. You
are looking at the greatest con man on

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the eastern seaboard.

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Great. And what does your friend do?

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I'm into investments. Real estate,
mostly.

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Well, listen, it was nice meeting you
all, but I gotta go. So, Kirk, what do

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say? Maybe you come up to my hotel
later? Oh, no, I can't. I can't. I got a

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date waiting for me.

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Somewhere.

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We are along.

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In fact, you can bring all your friends
along, too.

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I got a penthouse over at the
Beauregard.

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Beauregard. Very exclusive.

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Beauregard.

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That's where JFK used to go to rest up.

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Oh, they'll never remember me.

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Oh, isn't this place just a die?

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Mrs. Filbert would have loved it.

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Too bad she couldn't get past. security.

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That is a beautiful Monet.

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Is this some kind of hotel having art
like this?

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Oh, no, no. The Monet is mine.

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In fact, all these, the paintings, the
books, they're all mine.

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I take them with me wherever I go.

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Yeah, well, certainly that's what I
would do.

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So how long have you been collecting
art?

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Ever since I got out of prison.

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I'm not embarrassed about having gone to
jail.

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All right? It was the best thing that
could have happened to me.

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In a year and a half in that hellhole, I
decided to go legit.

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So when I got out, I opened up Second
Chance Industries. Made a few small

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investments. They turned into larger
ones. Now, I'm a multimillionaire.

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That does it. My kid's not going to
college. He's going to prison.

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Excuse me, C .J., but what's this little

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play? Oh, that's Rancho Paradiso.

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It's a golf resort I'm opening on an
island in the Caribbean.

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Yeah, I expect it to turn a very nice
profit.

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Wow. So, tell me, C .J., hypothetically,
if a person wanted to invest

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in a project like this, a person of
moderate income, say, teacher's income,

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I mean, hypothetically, say, me.

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Oh, I'm sorry, but this is completely
financed.

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Oh. Danny, the only thing I have
available for small investors is the K

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Mini Mall project.

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So, hypothetically, say...
Hypothetically, the minimum investment's

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Oh, hi. Yeah, excuse me.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, honey.

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Yeah, let me take this in the bedroom,
all right? I'll put you on hold.

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Yeah, that's my wife calling from
Tiffany's.

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I cut her off.

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Five, five, five, eight thousand.

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Listen, I don't know about you guys, but
I say we all try to get in this mini

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mall thing.

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Oh, wait a minute, John. Let me get this
straight.

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You want us to give our hard -earned
money to an ex -con named Slick?

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No, you're right. Let's put it someplace
safe, like a savings and loan.

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Come on, come on.

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Let's take a chance.

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John, how do we know this whole thing's
on the up and up?

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Oh, come on. The man has paid his debt
to society.

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Look, I don't know about you guys, but
I'm going by instinct. My instinct says

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that C .J.'s on the level.

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Besides, I mean, how can you not trust a
man who takes leather -bound editions

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of Shakespeare with him everywhere he
goes?

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Come on, what do you say?

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All right, fine, fine, fine, fine. Have
it your own way.

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But I'm warning you, I don't want to
catch any of your littering in my mini

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-mall.

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That was Kirk.

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Can't make it tonight. Some kind of an
emergency.

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I don't know, you can't find his
fromlic?

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Listen, C .J., we were talking, and I,
for one, would be

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honored to invest in your case treatment
anymore.

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Wait a minute. I didn't bring you up
here to invest.

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I brought you up here to have a good
time. Oh, yeah.

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Yes, well, if you want me to have a good
time, then you'll take my check.

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Well, if you insist.

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Well, CJ, it's been lovely, but I really
have to go babysit. Oh, uh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. And thanks for everything,
CJ. Oh, and we'll get our own coats.

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You stay out of jail, you hear?

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Well, it's good to be in business with
you, partner.

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Yeah.

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John, John, you understand that with any
investment, there's always some risk

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involved, right? Well, of course,
there's always a risk.

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Oh, what men dare do, what men may do,
what men daily do, not knowing what they

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do.

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Much ado about nothing.

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You're telling me.

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Greetings, wage slaves.

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Wait till you hear this.

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Oh, I just hate to rub it in, but...

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Oh, who am I kidding? I love to rub it
in.

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My partner, C .J., has just doubled my
money.

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Isn't that great?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you people
didn't invest.

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John, stop acting so superior.

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Well, I can't help it. That's what rich
people do.

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Pull him in on the gory details, C .J.,
would you? Well, it was a total fluke.

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Buyer came in just yesterday and bought
out the whole K Street mini mall. Oh, I

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just love me when I'm right.

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Will you knock it off, John?

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Oh, listen, I'm sorry. I did not forget
you little people.

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Tell them, CJ.

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Yeah, one of my investors dropped out of
the Rancho Paradiso deal. So he's going

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to let us buy in for $10 ,000.

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Dollars? No, beaver pelt. Of course,
dollars.

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Come on, come on, come on. What do you
say? Come on.

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$10 ,000 is a lot of money.

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Yes, and before we leap into some
precipitous action, I think we should

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some serious thought.

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I'm in for $1 ,000.

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Kate, help me here. Oh, God, I hope I'm
doing the right thing. Oh, so do I. If I

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lose $1 ,000, Mitch will kill me. Well,
I have a feeling we're going to make a

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lot of money on this deal. All right,
just keep your fingers crossed.

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Are you kidding? I'm in for $6 ,000. I
got everything that moves crossed.

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Here's my thousand.

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Here's my thousand.

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Don't tell Tom that's... Here's my G
-spot.

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CJ, here's my six big ones.

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Okay. All right.

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I'm going to be going on. Have a good
meeting now.

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For God's sake, don't cash my check till

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Tuesday.

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Where are you going to get $6 ,000?

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I'm just going to go to my credit union.

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Oh, John.

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Daddy taught me never borrow money to
invest.

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What do you think, I'm stupid? I'm not
going to borrow it.

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I'm simply going to clean out my
retirement fund.

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Oh, John.

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You can't do that. That's all the money
you have in the world.

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Unbelievable.

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What a week.

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Eighteen Naomi Frumlicks in the phone
book.

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None of them are mine.

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Naomi's not the only thing you missed
out on. Yes.

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Your friend CJ has chucked letters in on
the opportunity of a lifetime.

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Opportunity?

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What opportunity?

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Well, last week, John invested $500 in
one of CJ's business deals, and he

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doubled his money.

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And tonight, CJ was kind enough to let
us invest $10 ,000 in Rancho Paradiso.

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And I don't want to brag, but six of
those big ones are mine.

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John, John, John, I love you like a
brother.

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So I can say this, and I know you'll
take it in the spirit that it's

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You're a moron. A world -class moron. In
fact, if they ever hold a

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Moron Olympics, John, you're going to
make America very proud.

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If I'm such a moron, then why did I
double my original investment?

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Because that is the basic principle by
which you separate a sucker from his

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money.

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First, you let him win a little, and you
hook him. Then, you reel him in for the

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big one.

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Boy, am I going to love watching you eat
those words when my investment pays

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off. What?

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You're going to believe an ex -con and
not me?

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Hey, listen, I wish I could get my hands
on another thousand so I can invest.

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Kirk, what are you doing here? Trying to
save your butt.

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Kirk, what is this? Kirk, what is all
this junk? Visual aids.

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You've heard the expression, a picture
is worth a thousand words?

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Well, this picture is worth six thousand
bucks.

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Read.

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A Department of Acquisitions, Paradiso
Island, purchased by Second Chance

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Industries, Charles Johnson, President.

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Do you see any golf courses, John?

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Any cabanas?

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Any Mai Tais?

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Of course there's nothing there. It
hasn't been developed yet. What is to

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develop, John? It is a barren wasteland.
There's no trees, there's no water,

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there's no soil.

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It's so ugly, even the tide refuses to
come in.

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John.

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Faith it. You have been taken.

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What makes you think so?

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Because this is exactly the same kind of
scam that C .J. went to prison for.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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There goes my retirement fund.

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I'll be teaching till I'm 106.

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No human being can inhale that much
chalk.

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What am I going to do? I tell you what
you're going to do. We're going to call

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CJ and we're going to tell him we're
coming over there to get your money

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And don't be afraid to act tough.

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That's the only thing these lowlifes
understand.

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Guys, guys, did you read this article in
today's financial section?

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No.

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We're going to be rich.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Um, it says here.

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Koala Enterprises of Sydney, Australia
has offered to buy Rancho Paradiso from

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Second Chance Industries for a reported
sum of, get this, $240

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million.

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The investors are going to quadrate.

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I don't mention it.

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I can't believe it, darling.

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Look at it.

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Our own golf resort in the Caribbean.

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Isn't it fun being married to a
billionaire?

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I must commend you, CJ, on the way this
whole transaction's been handled.

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Couldn't have gone smoother. Hey, that's
the way I like to do business.

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Oh, excuse me.

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All right, C .J., we want our money
back. That's right, and we want it now.

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You guys are way off base. Don't you
read the papers?

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I sold Rancho Paradiso for a huge
profit. These are the people who bought

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Shills, if I ever saw them. Shills.

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Shills? Shills.

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What the devil are you talking about?

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I'm Brian Courtney, and this is my wife,
Felicia. Oh, pleasure to meet you. I'm

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Sir Walter Raleigh, and this is Eva
Perrone.

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Buenos Dios.

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Guys, nice to meet you. CJ.

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Got it with Mick. Put on a pretty good
show. Yeah. Fancy hotel room.

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Phony buyers.

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I bet this isn't even real champagne.

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Yep.

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That's real, all right.

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CJ, who the hell are these two ratbags?

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Oh, knock it off with that phony accent.

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G'day, g'day, g'day, g'day.

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I'm sorry about this. I'm calling
security.

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Fine. Fine!

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Yeah, while you're at it, get our money.

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I've never heard such rubbish in my
life. You think that's rubbish? I'll

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you rubbish. This is rubbish.

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This island is just one big garbage
dump.

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You think that's disgusting? You want to
keep discussing?

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This is disgusting.

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Oh, and look at what I have here.

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What's that? My worthless shares of
Rancho Paradiso that my good friend gave

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for a rainy day. And look what's
happening.

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It's raining!

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That's security.

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Good, good. I want to tell them that
you're running a scam out of their

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Oh, CJ, you have made us so happy.

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Happy and rich.

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We brought champagne.

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Anybody bring a straight jacket?

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What happened here?

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Why are you such a mess?

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Yeah, why? I'll tell you why. Because I
just saved us all from financial

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rupture.

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Well, this ought to really open your
eyes then.

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Read.

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$240 million.

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How about that?

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I guess the joke's on me.

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Let me see that.

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These are $6 ,000.

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You girls shouldn't have to suffer for
this. You're going to make a huge

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Yeah, oh, and by the way, Kirk, those
shares you tore up, they're worth about

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$27 ,000.

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$27 ,000?

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Oh, my.

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I told you once, I told you a million
times, never!

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