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Guess who, woman?

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Oh, Ben.

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Don't look at me.

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Someone could see us. Right, which
reminds me. You know the community

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dance that's coming up?

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Ben, you know how I feel about this. I
know, I know.

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You don't want us to be seen together,
so I'm not going to ask you to go.

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You can beg, you can get down on your
knees, you can plead, and there is no

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on God's green earth I'm even going to
consider taking you to that dance.

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Thank you, Ben.

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So much for reverse psychology.

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What we have is very special.

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Very private.

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The reason it's so special is because
we're the only ones who know about it.

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We're like Romeo and Juliet.

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Louise, they wound up killing
themselves.

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place around the corner. Oh, fantastic.

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I used to go there two, three times a
week. It's not as good as it used to be.

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What are you talking about? It's just
open.

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It used to be a massage ball.

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People, please.

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We're supposed to be here to bare our
souls, to open our hearts. And what are

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talking about?

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Food, restaurant, mindless drivel.

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That woman? I've had enough to hear with
that woman.

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The waitress in the deli.

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Again, she put mayo on my BLT.

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Oh, the hell with it. Why don't we just
turn this place into a diner?

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What's with her?

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I think she's had it for a might old
moment.

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in talking about real, honest -to -God
problems, don't even bother to show up.

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Because once you're here, I'm going to
lock that door and not let anyone out

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until each and every one of you has
shared something personal. And I don't

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how intimate it is.

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In that case, can I bring Sly...

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I've got some beauts.

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Ben, come in. Hi, John. Listen, I really
appreciate you coming over like this.

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Hey, what are friends with power tools
for?

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Well, here they are.

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I got them at the flea market this
morning.

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Antique bentwood cane.

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Nice, John.

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Yeah. Oh, I see a problem.

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Yeah. Got yourself a wobbler here.

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Yeah. You think you can fix it?

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Hey, I'll have you sitting pretty in no
time.

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Thanks.

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I've been treating you.

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Oh, everything's fine.

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That's great.

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Can I get you a beer?

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What are you made of, stone? Can't you
see a man in pain here?

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Ah, pain. Yeah, right.

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How could I have missed?

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Well, I'm seeing this fantastic,
slightly older woman who I'm crazy

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I'm in a relationship to the next step,
and she doesn't.

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Oh, I get it.

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Well, what you want is perfectly
natural. I mean, you're a man. She's a

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You want to sleep with her.

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No, I've slept with her. I want to take
her out.

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Ah, well.

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I'm sure you know each other well
enough.

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Yeah, but it's just so frustrating.

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I mean, you wouldn't believe it.

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I mean, I met her.

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I went over to her apartment.

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The next thing I know, we're...

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Your blackened neck is getting quite a
workout there.

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What is the problem?

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The problem is she doesn't want anybody
to find out about us. So if I want to

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take her to, well, say, a dance, she
won't go.

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Are you sure you know what you're doing?

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No, that's why I want your advice. No, I
meant the chair.

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It's this stuff I know. It's women.

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I don't have a clue. I'm telling you,
she's turning my whole world upside

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Obviously, this woman is no good for
you, Ben.

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You're not exactly doing wonders for my
furniture either.

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Maybe you should think about dating
someone your own age, you know, someone

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have more in common with. I don't want
to date anybody else.

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I'm sorry, John.

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I shouldn't have bothered you with this.
I'll just, uh, I'll handle it my own

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way.

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There you go.

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Perfect.

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Okay, so it still wobbles and it's a
little short.

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Disappointment's part of life. Get used
to it.

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great relationship if you can't tell
people how wonderful it makes you feel.

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mean, geez, Louise.

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Our entire relationship is built upon...
For sale by John Lacey.

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Father and son bent wood chairs.

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Boy, that's great.

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Listen, Ben, I've got to go.

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Don't forget to lock the door as soon as
John and Annie get here. And you're not

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to open it until the meeting is over at
nine o 'clock. Sure, sure, whatever you

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say, but...

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Now I've got to clean this up.

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Is everyone looking forward to our
special night?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But can we get on with
this? I happen to have a very classy

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lady waiting for me outside on the
corner.

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the honeymoon.

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Do a lot of fantasizing about me?

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Hey, Ben.

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Oh, hi, Annie.

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They're waiting for you in there.

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Oh. Hey,

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Annie.

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I need a woman's opinion.

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Is there any reason you know of why a
woman wouldn't want to be seen with me

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some simple little community -centered
dance?

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Oh, I know what you're up to.

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This is a trick.

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You want me to go to the dance, right?

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Excuse me?

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on me.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, I tried that already. It didn't
work.

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No, I really want to go with somebody
else.

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You are good.

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You got yourself a date.

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Um, okay.

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for her.

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Don't worry. I'm on it.

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Thank you, Mrs.

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Filbert, for sharing your experiences
with us.

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Not to mention what you shared with the
Grateful Dead.

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At least now you know why they were
grateful.

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something I've never told anyone.

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Well,

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oh, I can't, I can't. You can, dear, you
can.

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My entire life.

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When I was 16 years old, I won a beauty
contest at the Chesapeake County Fair,

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but, and here's the really awful part, I
shouldn't have.

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I cheated.

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I told you they weren't real.

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competition when I was supposed to be
singing, I was actually lip -syncing to

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record.

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It's been gnawing at me ever since,
because if anyone should have been

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Miss Chesapeake County, it should have
been Aretha Franklin.

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Now, don't you feel better?

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Yes, I do, Louise.

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Thank you.

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Why don't you go next, Red? Why don't
you tell everybody about the time you

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lured me into the storeroom you couldn't
keep your hands off of me?

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I believe it was the other way around.

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Whatever, just talk about it. I would
like to relive it.

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That's quite enough out of you. Kate
doesn't have to play this game. She's

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officially part of the group anymore.

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She's a happily married graduate.

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Blissfully happy.

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Happy as a woman can be, whose husband
spends 12 hours a day with another

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What? Oh, the precinct assigned Mitch a
new partner, and she is absolutely

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gorgeous. And right now, they're on a
stakeout together in a motel room.

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During the last two weeks, she spent
more time with Mitch than I got to spend

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with him on our honeymoon.

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Yeah, but what you had was intimate,
meaningful, quality time.

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What they're having is nothing but cheap
thrills.

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I'm sure they won't. Oh, yeah? Well,
look at you and me.

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whose turn is it now?

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I believe it's yours, Joe.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You two slut together?

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How could you even think of bouncing
bones with him when you could have been

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with me?

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A man who knows how to treat a woman
with tenderness and sensitivity and

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respect.

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So, John, how was she?

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at least four years ago.

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Four years?

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And in all that time, you, my best
friend in the world with whom I share

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everything, couldn't be bothered to tell
me?

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Well, there wasn't really that much to
tell. It was just the one time, and it

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was so nothing.

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You got me to thank for it.

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You, John?

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Yeah.

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I'm the reason Ben asked Annie out in
the first place.

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You, John?

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You betcha.

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You see, the poor kid came to me and
said he was having an affair with an

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woman.

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Apparently a lonely, desperate old woman
who only wanted him for one thing

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anyway. So I told him he should drop
that extra baggage and find someone his

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age. This feels great. Finally someone
took my advice.

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I had no idea who Ben was talking about.
I mean, when he said that he was seeing

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an older woman, I thought he meant older
older.

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Not younger older, like you.

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And I thought he meant someone American.

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Not English.

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It's completely different when the
younger older person is English.

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Plus, I'm all for May -December
relationships.

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Of course, actually, you're probably
closer to late August.

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You...

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And Ben?

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You and Ben?

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How dare you yell at me for not blabbing
about the John thing when you're

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clamming up about this?

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This is hot.

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This doesn't even come close to my
insignificant John thing.

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You know, I wish you people would stop
that.

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Hey, hey, I think it's nice you and Ben.
You know, now your little boy will have

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someone to play with.

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seeing a younger man.

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Yeah, if the situation were reversed,
nobody would think twice about it.

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Besides, women reach their sexual peak
at age 35, where men reach theirs at age

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19. It's a scientific fact.

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Well, if it's a scientific fact, how
come you all wanted to sleep with John?

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He's older than dark.

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Louise, I'm really very surprised at
you.

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That's just the reaction I...

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I don't mean the thing about you and
Ben. I mean, I think that's great. But

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you're the one that wanted us all to
come in here and finally bear our souls.

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And here you are, holding out on us.

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How could I possibly tell you?

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You'd think I was foolish.

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Poor, ridiculous Louise couldn't find
anyone her own age, so she's having a

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fling with a young boy who'll leave her
the instant he finds someone younger and

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prettier.

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Only...

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It isn't a fling.

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At least not for me.

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Oh, I am foolish, aren't I?

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Oh, Louise, you're not foolish.

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Mitch, are you?

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Oh, no.

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I just let my imagination run away with
me.

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We trust each other completely.

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You didn't tell him about that little
nothing meaningless thing, did you?

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What are you, nuts? He's a cop. He has a
gun.

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So did you and Mrs. Philbin. Anything?

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Never happened.

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And don't you start with your yak, yak,
yak.

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remembered I have something else to do
that night.

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Oh, that's okay. To tell you the truth,
I really didn't want to take you anyway.

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Why not?

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It's my hair, isn't it?

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Look, I know it looks that way, but can
I just explain about Annie?

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There's no need, Ben.

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Our relationship is going nowhere. We've
tried to hide it, to keep it from

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people.

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But it just isn't working.

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What are you saying, Louise?

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I'd like to go with you to the community
center dance next Saturday.

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You mean you don't care what people
think about anymore?

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In a nutshell, no.