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I got it. I got it. I finally picked up
my wedding dress, and it is

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beautiful. Oh, I can't wait to see it.

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Oh, God, I never thought that getting
married again would be so much work.

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always a lot of work. If I ever get
married again, I'm going to have a small

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wedding. Maybe I'll even elope.

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My second husband and I eloped.

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We were so young and impetuous.

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Oh, where'd you spend your wedding
night?

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On the ladder.

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Dear John Dear John By

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the time you leave me blind I'll be gone

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Return.

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Dear John is filmed for studio

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audience.

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I know something's happened. I know it.
I know it. She should have been here by

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now. I never should have let her go
shopping by herself.

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Annie, Annie, your cousin is 19 years
old.

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What can happen to a 19 -year -old girl
in New York City?

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I shut up.

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I don't know why I ever agreed to let
Connie come visit me. Ever since her

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mother died, her father has become this
overprotective monster.

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And tonight, he's driving all the way in
from Philly, supposedly because she

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forgot her electric toothbrush.

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For really to see if I'm taking good
care of her. It's like all of a sudden,

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to blame if something happens to her.
I'm always the one to blame.

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Always, always, always, always.

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You're catching yourself all worked up.

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You're right.

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Relax, Annie.

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Relax.

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Deep breaths.

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Deep breaths.

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I'm sure you're doing a great job.

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A great job.

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I like how you go shopping all by
yourself. And now she is out. there.

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there on some crowded escalator. Only
her view is obscured by all of her

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packages, so she doesn't realize she's
gotten to the bottom and the toe of her

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shoe gets caught in the machine and
she's pulled down into the guts of the

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machine and torn apart by the huge...
Deep breaths, Annie. Deep breaths. Deep

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breaths.

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Dear, I'm sure your cousin is having a
smashing time.

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Smashing? I mean a bloody good.

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Dammit, she's fine.

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You're probably right. It's just there
are so many things that could happen.

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There are so many degenerates out there.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, my God.

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Annie, why didn't you tell me you had
such an attractive cousin?

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Oh, my God.

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Hi,

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Annie. This nice man bumped into me in
the hall and helped me find my way.

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This is your cousin, Connie.

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Everybody!

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Hi, Connie!

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Kirk, we need to talk.

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Connie will be staying with me for the
next few days.

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So you want me to get the rest of my
stuff out of your apartment, right?

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Yeah, and I'd also like your half of the
rent for the week that you were there.

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But the key point that I need you to
grasp right here is that you are not to

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have anything to do with my cousin.

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But, Annie, he was only trying to help.
He was a perfect gentleman.

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I'm sure he was, sweetie. Now, why don't
you go help yourself with some coffee?

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Okay.

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You're not to speak to her. You're not
to look at her.

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I don't even want you thinking about
her.

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Consider yourself warned.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.

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Nobody but nobody talks to Kirk Morris
that way. I am my own man.

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I do what I want, I go where I want, and
I see who I want.

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Kirk, I was your roommate for a week. I
know all your personal habits, and I

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tell what I want. Go ahead and tell. Who
cares?

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Really?

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Connie,

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you... Stay the hell away from me.

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Hi, Kirk.

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Hi, I just came over to get my stuff.

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It's right over there. Okay.

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Where's Annie?

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At her acting class.

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That's all she ever does.

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Act, act, act, act, act.

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Well, I'll be on my way. I'm not going
to bother you.

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Listen, Kirk.

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Can I ask you something?

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Sure.

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Do you think this sweater would look
better if I didn't wear a bra?

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Uh... Uh... I gotta go.

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Could you please get the breath out the
door?

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No.

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I know you think I'm this goody -goody,
but that's just an act I have to put on

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for my family.

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Good night.

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You know, I wanted you the minute I saw
you.

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Sure, maybe I could have controlled
myself.

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But then Annie told me what a self
-centered, insensitive sleaze you are.

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And that turned you on?

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My father only lets me date these clean
-cut altar boy types.

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But I'm only attracted to men I can look
down on.

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The more I can look down on them, the
more I want them. And Kirk, I've never

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wanted anyone the way I want you.

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Look, don't think I'm not tempted, but
your cousin warned me.

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Come on.

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You're not afraid of Annie. With biceps
like these? Don't do that.

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Ooh.

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Kirk, you know what I believe?

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What? I believe if there were more sex
in the world, there'd be less violence.

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So for the sake of world peace, what do
you say?

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I'm not sure.

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Why don't we leap on it?

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Uncle Frank, will you stop worrying?

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Connie is perfectly safe.

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You don't think I'm one of those
uptight, overprotective fathers?

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Not at all.

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I'm sure Connie loves it when you go
into confession with her.

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Make yourself comfy.

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Connie?

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I guess she went to sleep.

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Early to bed, that small little girl.

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Yes! Yes!

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Yes!

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That's not my little girl. Wait, wait.
It's probably the TV.

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I've got cable.

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What the hell? I do not...

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with the TV. Well, so am I.

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Wait a minute, Annie. I can... Good,
Kirk.

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I'd like you to meet Connie's father.

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You have a lovely daughter, sir.

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Now, Kenny, remember what I said in
class? Remember what I told you?

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The only way to improve your composition
skills is to practice.

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Okay, now, I want you to write a
paragraph about, uh, Ozzie.

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Write about a beautiful experience you
had with nature.

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Nature? Yeah.

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Get out of here.

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Oh, come on, Kenny. Everybody's had a
beautiful experience with nature.

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Haven't you ever watched an inspiring
sunset?

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Inhale the rich fragrance of a
springtime rain.

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Marveled at the grandeur of a night sky.

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I made out on the beach once.

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All right, close enough.

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I'll get it. No, you won't. Start
writing.

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John, I need a place to hide.

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No, no, no, no. I have no time for your
nonsense.

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Now, I'm tutoring. John, my life is in
danger. I know. Leave or I'll kill you.

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All right, Mr. Lacey.

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Nature, Kenny, nature. Why don't you
finish that in the kitchen, okay? Okay,

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Lacey.

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John, you remember Connie, Annie's
cousin? Yeah. Well, I slept with her.

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Oh, I'm so proud of you. You want a gold
star?

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John, you let me finish. Listen to me.
Listen to me.

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Her father showed up, right? He walks in
on us. He goes nuts. He takes Connie

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back to Philly, right? I think it's all
over. This morning, her two brothers

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show up. John, they're professional tag
team wrestlers.

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Combined weight, 597.

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Combined IQ, 84.

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I know it sounds like your kind of
people.

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They want me to do the honorable thing,
right? And marry their sister.

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They vow, if I don't, they're going to
track me down and treat me to their

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specialty.

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The sandwich of death.

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Right, right.

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Well, it's been swell, but I've got a
student to tutor and you've got a silver

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pattern to pick out.

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John! You've got to let me stay here. I
can't marry Connie.

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I mean...

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I like her, but she's not a virgin.

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Wouldn't you feel more at home hiding
under a rock somewhere? John, I am

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you, as a friend, you can't turn me away
this time. I'm in real danger.

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You know the boy who cried wolf?

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Don't try and slough me off on some
weirdo I never even met.

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It's a story, a story, Kirk, about a kid
who cried wolf.

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Because you wanted to see his friends
come running. Then one day, there really

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was a wolf. But nobody came. Because by
then, they knew that he made things up.

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But they couldn't believe him.

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That he was a liar.

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Is this going somewhere?

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No, but you are.

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I can't believe you're going to let this
happen, John. These guys are going to

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hurt me.

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Well, it's simple.

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Just tell him you'll marry her. Then
hold out for a long engagement.

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Once her father gets to know you, he
won't want you in the family.

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Oh, man.

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Hey, guys!

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What's up, no C?

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Hi, Kirk.

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John! I forgot my umbrella.

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Guys, look, I can see you feel strongly
about this, and I hate to disappoint

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you, but...

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I'm not going to marry you, sister. No
way, no how. You cannot make me.

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So, I figure we'll go with a lovely
magenta for the bride's name.

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Oh, yeah. Come on. Come in. Come in,
everybody.

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I'm glad you could come over.

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Take a seat.

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What's this all about, John?

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Yes, you sounded so upset on the
telephone.

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Something wrong?

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Yeah, what's the mystery?

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Kirk made a videotape.

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He takes himself committing suicide.

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Oh, my God!

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That works.

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Meatball, sausage, pepperoni.

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Oh, no.

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She's a vegetarian?

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Bart Simpson hunted for plain hook.

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This is so shocking.

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I don't know what to say. Come on, you
guys. I don't believe for a second that

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Kirk would kill himself.

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Yeah, why should he when so many people
would do it for him?

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Will you cut it out?

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This is serious.

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Stop it, John. This is Kirk we're
talking about. It's a prank.

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John, how'd you get the tape?

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Some kid found it.

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Kirk left a note on the camera saying if
whoever found the tape brought it to

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me, I'd give him $20.

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Oh, boy, that Kirk.

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Generous to a fault.

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Believe me, I thought it was a prank,
too, at first.

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And I watched it over and over again.

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And I'm convinced it's for real.

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Hello, my dear friends.

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John, you got any popcorn?

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Every time you see the steak, Kirk
Morris will be sleeping with the fishes.

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Okay, that's it. Both of you, go on. Oh,
no, no. Sorry, no, no. Chuck will be

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good. He promised. Yeah.

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All that stuff about CIA, secret
missions, friends in high places.

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It's all a pack of lies.

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Kirk Morris just told a fake.

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A fraud, phony, a nothing, a zero.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, you're not buying this. Oh, no.

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No, you don't understand.

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Kirk would never admit all that if he
knew he ever had to face us again.

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Why?

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You're probably asking yourself why.

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Why have I decided to end it all?

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Well, for the one thing, I was faced
with an unacceptable choice.

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Marry a woman I didn't love or to get
crippled by her brother.

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Not his brother.

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I didn't know they were involved.

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And when I went to my best friend and I
begged him for help, he callously turned

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his back on me.

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Clearly life is no longer worth living.

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And now, farewell.

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Oh, that poor, poor boy.

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I can't watch this.

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I watched the whole tape.

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He never came up.

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Horrible.

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I can't believe you've gone.

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It's all my fault.

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I never should have let Connie stay with
me. I never should have told Kirk to

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pick up his things. I never should have
let Connie's father come to the

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apartment. The guilt, the guilt.

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I'll never forgive myself as long as I
live.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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I was the one that turned him away.

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If anybody's to blame, it's me.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Thank you.

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Were you very close to him, dear?

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Not really.

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But I still feel terrible.

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Not as terrible as poor John.

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It was all his fault.

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This is going to be a nice memorial
service, John. That's a great picture of

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Kirk.

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And I love what you did with the
bunting.

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Sure was nice of Connie to come.

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You know...

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I think she really cared for Kirk.

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Yes, poor dear. She does look rather
distraught.

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Excuse me, little girl.

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What the hell are you doing here?

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What, like I'm gonna miss all these
people saying nice things about me?

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If you want to have a lifetime
opportunity, don't worry.

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I'll be the perfect wave -stricken old
lady. Yeah, well, you better be, because

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my brothers are here.

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What? You and I didn't set this whole
thing up just to have you blow it.

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If my brothers recognize you, we're
gonna end up married to each other.

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All right,

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I'm out of here.

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This bra is killing me anyway.

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I told the guy I was a D -cup.

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I think you better take your seat,
madam.

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You guys, can you do me a favor?

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I'd like to get through this on my own.

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Will you wait for me? Yeah, sure,
Connie.

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If there's anything you need, we'll be
right outside.

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Thank you. Sure.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered
here today to mourn the passing of Kirk

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Morris.

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John Lacey, one of Kirk's many friends
here today with us, will say a few

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Thank you.

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Please forgive me if my words are... A
bit disjointed.

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Kirk's passing was so sudden, so
unexpected that I'm still in shock.

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Kirk lived his life with the buoyant
energy of youth.

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When he got excited about a new idea,
his face lit up like a little boy.

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His boundless enthusiasm for all the
good things of this world, affirmed for

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to see the indisputable value of life.

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I will miss him dearly.

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I only wish that I had appreciated him
more when he was here.

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I guess what I'm... What I'm trying to
say...

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You know, from where

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I'm standing, I suddenly realize I have
a much clearer picture of who Kirk

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Morris really was.

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He was no ordinary man.

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He was a lying, cheating, selfish,
obnoxious...

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Isn't that a lot of trouble?

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I don't care. It's Kate's final shower.

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It's going to be heaven. I'm festooning
the entire apartment with paper pansies.

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That sounds festive.

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Hey, we're having these cute little
pizzas.

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Oh, I hope Kate likes heart -shaped
pepperoni. Oh, she's so happy to be

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married. She'd eat heart -shaped dirt.

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Hi, ladies.

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Oh, my goodness.

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You've waxed the floors.

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You've cleaned the windows.

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This place is spotless. You know, Ben,
since you've started working here,

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made the center an absolute paradise.

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Ah, you noticed.

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Why are you banging on the radiator?

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Oh, it's not banging.

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More's cold.

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Pardon? I was sending a message to
Willie down in the basement.

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I was just reminding him to come up here
and set the traps before he goes home

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tonight.

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Have a nice night, ladies.