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Hi, honey. I'm home.

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studio audience.

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Yes, sir, Mr. Lacey, that's some nice
shoe you got there.

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I understand, Mr. Lacey, you got a big
date tonight, huh?

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That the lady, she's gonna be all over
you.

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Oh, Mr. Lacey, a hundred dollar tip.

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You's a very big sport, very big.

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Hey, just a moment, I'm coming to the
door.

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Kurt, what the hell are you doing here?

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John, why is it every time I walk in a
room, someone says that?

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Kurt, what do you want?

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What are you talking about?

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Don't you remember?

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Tonight is the monthly one -to -one club
mixer dance.

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Kurt, what makes you think I'd want to
spend an evening with a bunch of

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desperate, lonely people pretending to
have fun while they're dying inside?

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You haven't missed one yet.

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Besides, John... This isn't like one of
those regular punch -and -cookie deals.

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This is like a big fancy party. It's
over at that Dr.

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Osborne's house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There's gonna be, you know, stiff drinks
and loose women. Yeah, well, look, I'm

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sorry, Kirk, but tonight I have a date,
okay? Excuse me. Oh, yeah?

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What are you talking, John? Escort
service?

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Look, Kirk, Cindy happens to be a very
classy lady, and I happen to be looking

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forward to a very nice evening tonight,
so you'll just have to go without me.

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All right, John, have it your own way.

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But if you want to make a good
impression, I'll do something about the

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polish on that tie.

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Oh, damn!

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It's all right. It's all right. No big
deal.

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It's my favorite tie, but I'm not going
to let anything spoil this evening for

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me tonight.

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Yeah, uh... Now, who could this be?

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Who is it?

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Ken.

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Ken? What are you doing here? John,
you're my oldest and dearest friend.

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I'm a desperate man. My life is going
down the tubes. I'm this close to

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myself in front of a bus.

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Yeah, well, the thing is, you see, I
have this date.

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John! All right, all right, I'm sorry.

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What is it?

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It's Maggie.

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Our marriage is crumbling before my
eyes. Again?

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Oh, I know it seems to happen every
three months, but this time it's

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We're a good week ahead of schedule.

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Listen, Ken.

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You and Maggie have always had a stormy
relationship.

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You always said that's what makes your
marriage exciting.

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Yeah, well, I'll tell you, John, it's
times like this I really envy the

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and emptiness of your life.

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The thing about that is, tonight I
happen to have a very important date.

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John, you've got to help me. I'm at the
end of my rope.

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Please, tell me what to do. Well, I
would talk to her.

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You would?

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Absolutely.

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Okay. Okay, great.

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What are you doing?

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I can't let another minute go by. I'm
going crazy here. Oh, all right.

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Listen. I would tell her that I loved
her, I can't live without her, and I

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do anything to make this right.

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Great, John. Okay.

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Hello, Maggie. Hold on. John has a few
things he wants to tell you. No, no.

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Hello,

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Maggie. Yeah, Ken was just telling me
about the kind of problems you had.

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He also said that he loves you, he can't
live without you, and he would do

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anything to make this right.

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Now, come on, Maggie. Of course he loves
you.

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Just think of all those special things
he's done for you.

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What special thing?

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Oh, I know. How about that time last
April when you took me on that surprise

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weekend to Atlantic City?

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I see.

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You mean you've never been to Atlantic
City?

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Are you sure, Meg?

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I must have been thinking about somebody
else.

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Oh, right.

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How about that lovely necklace he bought
you for your anniversary last

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September?

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Beautiful, right? I mean, you must love
that. I know, because I was the one that

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helped him pick it out.

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Your anniversary is in July.

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And he bought you a blender.

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He bought her a blender?

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Well, listen, I'm sure there's a...
Maggie?

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Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Well,

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thanks. Boy, that helped a lot.

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What are you getting mad at me for?
You're the one who's been lying to

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Who the hell was it we picked out that
necklace for? Who remembers?

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Why don't I let you get me in the middle
of all this? Boy, I'm asking myself the

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same thing.

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I guess I better go home and try to undo
some of the damage you've done.

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Hi, Cindy, it's John.

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Listen, about our date tonight, I'm
going to be a little late, but it'll

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take me a little while.

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John Lacey.

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It'll just take me a few minutes more.

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You did what?

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Well, of course, anybody can forget.

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It's lucky I called you to remind you.

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Oh, really?

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Well, if you and Roger haven't picked
out a restaurant yet, there are dinner

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reservations at Le Chardonnay under my
name.

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L -A -C -E -Y.

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I think that's called breakdancing.

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I do hope Dr.

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Osborne has homeowner's insurance.

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Did you get your passport yet, Kate?

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Picked it up this morning. Must be very
excited about going to Greece, huh? Oh,

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I can't wait. Oh, you'll love it. Just
be careful not to drink the water.

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My ex -husband and I went there on our
honeymoon.

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Poor George spent the better part of the
trip in the bathroom.

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party a week from Sunday, and I hope
that everyone will be there.

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Except, you know who.

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Kirk will be very hurt.

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I know.

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Oh, that was great. Let's do that again.
Thank you, but I'm pretty exhausted.

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I've got to get off my feet.

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Oh, sounds good.

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You need a hand? No, thanks.

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I feel sick.

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Should I see if I could find Dr.
Osborne?

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This is Dr.

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Osborne.

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Oh,

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it's nice to meet you.

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I'm going to get some punch. Excuse me.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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What's your name?

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wander. Wander by name, wander by
nature.

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It's a gypsy in my soul, I suppose.

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I like to think of myself as a free
spirit.

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Live for the moment. These are regrets
to the poets.

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Our bodies were made to be thrilled,
Ralph.

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So why waste a single sensation?

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I get the impression that that you I
feel the same way, Ralph.

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Oh, yes.

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Free spirit, that's me.

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Once in a supermarket, I went through
the express line with 11 items.

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What a rush.

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I could tell you were dangerous, Ralph.

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Listen, I was thinking of... Leaving
here and going back to my lonely, empty

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apartment.

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I've had enough to eat and drink.

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And now I need just one thing to make
this a perfect evening.

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I need a man, Ralph.

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I need a big, strong man.

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I need a man with stamina.

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Well, I'll certainly keep my eyes open.

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There you are, dear.

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Where have you been keeping yourself all
evening? Oh, just taking a little tour

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of the house.

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If you don't mind, Doctor. Of course
not.

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It's beautiful, isn't it?

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Oh, yes. The library, the atrium, the
master bedroom.

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Did you see the beautiful onyx tub in
the bathroom? My decorator says it's

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enough for four people to bathe at once.

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Six.

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Oh, John, John, over here.

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Oh, hi, everybody. Hi, John.

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John, I didn't think you were going to
make it tonight.

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Well, I just came down for a minute. I
can't for the life of me figure out why.

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Nothing has worked out for me today.
Just nothing.

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Oh, really?

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I'd rather not talk about it.

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All right.

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Not only was I stood up, I ruined a
friend's life. Yes, dear, we heard you.

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day. Pity.

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May I have a word with you? Excuse us,
everyone.

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Dear, whatever's happened, I believe
your luck might be changing.

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What do you mean? Well, I'm afraid I've
been playing Cupid. I met a very nice

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woman. I told her all about you, and she
seemed very interested. Come on, come

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on, Louise. Please, not today. It'll
just turn out to be another disaster.

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Please. Nonsense.

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John, look.

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She's over there.

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Oh, come on, Louise. She's gorgeous. She
wouldn't give me the time of day.

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Now, now.

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You never know until you try.

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I don't know how many men I've told that
to.

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Now, off you go. March. All right, but
you'll see.

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Excuse me, miss.

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I would love to dance with you, but I'm
sure you're going to turn me down, so

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would you please just do it as quickly
and painlessly as possible?

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So I can go home and go to bed?

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Actually, I'd love to dance with you.
Sure, just my luck.

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Thank you, God.

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I don't know about you, but I'm having a
terrific time tonight.

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Funny, isn't it? How well the two of us
just instantly hit it off.

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It's like some people say we must have
known each other in a previous life.

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Yes, isn't that the stupidest thing you
ever heard? Well, that's funny.

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That's the same thing you said to me
that night we had dinner with Harriet

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Marco Polo.

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You know, I'm really glad you decided to
come tonight.

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I was beginning to feel a little bit
sentimental.

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Really? Why?

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I don't know. A big party like this
always tends to remind me of my husband.

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Oh, you really like parties, huh? Oh,
yeah. David was the life of every party

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ever attended.

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He was gregarious, witty, and one of the
most intelligent men I'd ever met.

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Oh, I don't know. From where I stand, I
think David was a complete fool.

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Why would you say that?

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Well, he had to be an idiot to let
someone like you walk away.

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He didn't let me walk away.

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Well, if he was the one that walked out,
then he was more stupid than I thought.

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Actually, he died.

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I didn't mean that.

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Would you excuse me just for a second?
Of course, of course.

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A

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spider,

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big one.

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Don't worry, I got him.

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Oh, listen, Liz, about what I said
before, you're not leaving, are you?

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I had no idea it was getting so late.
Oh, God, just my luck. I didn't think

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things would turn out this way. Listen,
before you go, is there any way I can

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get your number?

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Sure.

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Why don't we go over to your place and
I'll write it down.

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My place.

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Right.

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This is a setup, isn't it?

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Hi, guys.

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Hey,

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Red.

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Rumor has it you're having a bamboo ash
party Sunday night.

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Anything I can do to help?

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Yes.

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Stay away.

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All right.

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That's the way you want it, but just do
me one favor, all right? What? What is

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it, Kirk?

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You take good care of yourself. Yeah,
you know, that's exactly what I thought

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you were... What?

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I said take good care of yourself.
There's a lot of mean people out there.

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don't want anything to happen to you.

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I'll be careful.

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Hey,

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I'll miss you.

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You'll miss me?

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I want you to have this.

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Why?

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It's kind of a good luck charm. It's
been in my family forever. My

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gave it to me just before she passed on,
and it's kept me out of some pretty

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tight jams. I thought I might do the
same for you.

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Thanks.

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So... Yeah?

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Now can I come to your party on Sunday?

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Yeah, yeah, sure, you can come. All
right.

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Before we go in, I just want you to know
that I'm not one of those people who,

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you know, expects anything just because
she came back to my apartment with me.

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It was my idea to come to your
apartment.

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A great idea it was.

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My book is right up there with fire and
the wheel.

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Shall we?

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Right.

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We have to be very quiet. The lady next
door likes to listen at the wall with a

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glass.

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Mrs. Lemenski does not have a key to my
apartment.

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She used one of my credit cards.

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John, you've got to do something about
that lock. I just don't feel safe here.

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What?

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Hello. Oh, sorry. Liz, this is Ken. He's
a friend of mine. Ken, Liz.

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Nice to meet you. Hi.

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So what are you doing here, Ken?

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Maggie threw me out, and it's all your
fault. My fault?

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I was trying to help you.

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Oh, some help.

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It's the end of my marriage.

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It's the end of 20 years.

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I've lost my home, my wife, my lovely
kid.

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I got nothing left to live for.

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She's kind of tasty, isn't she?

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Anyway,

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no big deal.

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Just give me a week or two, and I'll
find a place of my own. A week or two?

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Listen, Ken, Liz and I... Good night,
John.

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Where are you going?

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Your friend needs help.

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With nice meeting you, Ken.

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I'm sorry about what happened. No, no,
no, wait, wait, Liz, wait.

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John, in or out? I'm trying to get some
sleep here.

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Liz, would you mind waiting in the hall
for just a moment?

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Sure.

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What are you doing? I'm going to call
Maggie.

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What? What?

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Maggie, hello, this is John. Now, don't
say anything.

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I know you're angry, but just give me a
moment to pour Ken's heart out to you.

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Look, Maggie, please, take him back.
Take him back, please, please, please.

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him back, please, take him back.

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You don't want a divorce. You know,
look, I know about divorce. Divorce

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are a very dark, sallow group of people.

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No, divorce is very bad for your health.

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Take him back, if just for medical
reasons, just for your complexion, take

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back.

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Maggie, unity is the cornerstone of our
society.

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Marriage is the linchpin of that unity.

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When marriages break up, you start
having all these people all over America

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living separate lives in separate
apartments using separate...

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Deodorant sprays. Maggie!

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For the sake of the ozone layer, take
him back!

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All right, Maggie, Maggie.

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You don't have to take him back
permanently. Just take him back tonight.

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Just tonight.

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You don't like him? Throw him back
tomorrow.

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Damn.

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What's she say? She's tired. She'll take
you back in the morning.

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Oh, Liz.

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Please.

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I knew something was going to happen to
Ruan this evening.

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Look, maybe it's for the best. I don't
usually spend the night with someone on

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the first date anyway. Oh, I understand.

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What are you doing tomorrow night?

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Sorry? No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't
really mean that. What I meant was, can

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you again?

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Sure. Can I buy you brunch sometime?

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Brunch? You were going to sleep with me
and now you're talking eggs, Benedict?

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It's getting late, John.

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Good night. I'll call you.

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Oh, hi, Liz. Hi, Liz.

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What are you... Come in.

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Is your friend still with you?

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Yes, he went back early this morning.
His wife relented and took him back.

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What are you doing here?

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I thought you might be in the mood for a
little Sunday brunch.

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Sunday brunch?

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Well, that sounds great. I'll just get
cleaned up.

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Sunday brunch? You say Sunday? Today's
Saturday, isn't it?

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Yes, I know.

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But the restaurant that I had in mind is
in a little hotel in Connecticut.

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I booked us a room for the whole
weekend.

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You what? I mean, great.

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So we better go.

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Right.

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You going like that?

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Huh? Oh, yes, of course. I should pack a
few things first.

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Yes, why don't you do that?

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Yeah. I'll bring the car around. Yeah.

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Be right down.