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Thank you.

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is filmed for a studio audience.

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I think there's entirely too much
emphasis on marriage.

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Don't you hate it when you meet a guy
and he's terrific looking and he's got

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this great job and he treats you like a
princess?

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And then, on the third date, he spoils
it all by asking you to marry him.

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Oh, yeah, that is such a killer.

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Lately, I've decided that men are like
streetcars.

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Street cars?

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Yes. When one comes along, you'd better
jump on it.

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It's amazing.

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Why is it that all the men in my family
who are still single are considered to

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be playing the field, but when it comes
to me, all I ever hear is, Any luck yet?

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I hear you, sisters.

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I'm sure you do, Mrs.

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Philbert. I imagine over your lifetime
you've had many experiences in which men

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have treated you in an undignified way.

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Yes, and I have pictures, too.

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Center Ski Weekend. The bus is picking
us up right here. A skiing weekend?

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I'm jealous.

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Yeah, so am I.

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Hi, everybody. Good night, Ralph.

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John, I didn't know you were going on a
ski trip. When did this come about? You

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know how the community center's been
raffling off these free ski weekends?

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Oh, John, you won.

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No, Kirk did.

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He's taking me with him. So, in other
words, you lost.

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on an adventure enjoying all the best
nature has to offer.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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This is for you.

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Oh, what's this?

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It's a walkie -talkie, John. Don't go
anywhere without that. This way here, we

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can scan twice as much territory in our
quest for snowbound bimbettes.

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Hey, oh, you wait here. I'll show you.

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Oh, not a bad idea.

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Do you also want to share a can?

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Oh, yeah, but before we go, do you mind
if we stop upstairs and get some hot

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chocolate? Oh, that's a good idea.

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It's the same leg I hurt in the war.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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Yeah.

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Happened this morning on the 90 -meter
ski jump.

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Yeah.

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It was the second worst spill I ever
took.

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What was the worst?

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Well, did you ever see the opening of
the Wide World of Sports?

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I don't like to brag, but...

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I'm the agony of the thief.

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So, uh, what do you say?

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You want to sign my cast?

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Is

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there any

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way to talk to a veteran?

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Why do people wear these things?

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There's eight inches of new powder on
the slopes. What are you doing in here?

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was waiting for you. I got reservations
for lunch. Oh, great. I can use some

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lunch. Hey, what, you go shopping? Yeah,
I stopped by the gift shop for a little

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reading material, and look what I found.
Sherlock Holmes?

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What's the matter? They were out of
People magazine?

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No, no, no, no. It's got Scandal and
Bohemia in it. I haven't read that story

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a long time. It's a lot of fun. This is
the one where Sherlock Holmes disguises

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himself as a priest. Uh, or is it a
beggar? He disguised himself as a

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He was a beggar and hounded the
basketballs.

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Hey, thank you. Hey, you really know
you're Arthur Conan Doyle, don't you?

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Well, I should.

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I'm a Baker Street irregular.

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Have you tried a little oat bran in your
diet?

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Well, John Lacey.

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Dave Preston. Kirk Morris. You really
are a part of the Sherlock Holmes

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Well, you don't believe me?

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Let me see.

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You're from New York.

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You're divorced, and you're a
schoolteacher.

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How did you know that?

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Your New York accent?

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You're not wearing a wedding band.

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talking about you to a redhead at the
bar. Oh.

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Which is why I also know that your
friend here is a multimillionaire from

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California.

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Wow.

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That's very good.

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Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Yeah, is that so?

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Holmes, you're not only very clever,
you're also very nosy.

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Brilliant deductions.

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Uh, Judge, speaking of deductions, how
about we write this guy off?

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Hey, you know something?

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I was always very curious about when on
of those Baker Street meetings.

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Well, I'd be glad to tell you all about
it. I was just on my way up to the

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slopes to do a little skiing.

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You want to join me?

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Yes, I would. Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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Hey, Kirk, you want to come? Well, what
about lunch, John? I got us a table by

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the window and everything.

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Well, I think I'll grab a little
something later.

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Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, but don't forget
about the singles mixer tonight. Yeah,

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right? You got it. Okay.

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So tell me, what are they really good
at?

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What? You never heard of fake dealing?

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True, John. Absolutely true. Oh, wait a
minute. Are you crazy?

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Are you stock raving, man? Is this high
altitude getting to you? I'm sorry, but

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a fact's a fact. I'm not going to give
in on this. You mean to tell me

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sincerely, in your heart, that Abbott
was funnier than Costello?

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He was.

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The next thing you'll tell me is that
Ethel was funnier than Lucy.

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No, but Fred was funnier than Ricky.

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I'll have to give you that one.

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You said you were only going to play one
game. You've been over here for an hour

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and a half.

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Here they come.

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See? Look at this.

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Look at this.

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What do you say we go buy those two hot
bodies, two hot dotties? Maybe a little

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later. A little later, okay?

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John, you and baby boy are spending way
too much time together.

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People are starting to get perverse
thoughts.

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What people?

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Well, me for one.

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Hey, guess what? I just found out they
got night skiing.

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You want to go?

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Yes, that's terrific. You're on.

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I'll meet you up front in five minutes.

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What do you say, Kirk? Feel like a
little night skiing? John, what about

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singles mixer tonight?

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Come on, may I remind you our plan was
not night skiing.

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Come on, Kirk. I've never been night
skiing before. I'd like to give it a

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Come on, join us. I hate to leave you
here alone.

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Alone?

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You've got to be kidding.

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You see that snow bunny over there,
John?

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Later on, her and I are going to go out
in the snow. We're going to take off all

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our clothes and play Dr.

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Zhavago.

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Hey, go wait up for me.

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are freezing, and I don't have to tell
you what it's been like on the subway.

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Oh, yes, with all those strangers
pushing up against you, not to mention

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men with the roving hands.

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Great, isn't it?

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I am so mad, I could spit.

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Cold weather getting to you too, Mary
Beth?

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No. I just found out I'm going to have
to fly to Miami Beach for the weekend.

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a bunch of money.

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How dare they?

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And it's also last minute. The airline
had nothing left, so they had to bump me

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up to first class on an earlier flight.

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Oh, no. Another snack.

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street, and the guy behind the cash
register, he gave me the wave, and then

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tried to hand me $75 and his whole
watch.

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Go figure.

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Hey, guys.

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Hello, John.

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How was the skiing weekend?

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Yes. Did you and John have fun? Me and
my buddy John had the time of our lives.

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We were inseparable. He wouldn't make a
move without me.

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Hi, everyone.

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John, there you are. I've been trying to
call you all week. I've been very busy.

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Did I get a call here tonight?

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No, why?

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I've been trying to land these tickets
to the Knicks -Celtics game.

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Knicks -Celtics? Yeah. That's
practically impossible.

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Well, tell me about it. I've been
calling all over. And you know, I think

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might just have spotted a couple.

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All right!

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Hey!

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So, uh, what were you calling me about,
Colonel? Oh, um, I thought you might

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want to discuss some of the hidden
nuances of Sherlock Holmes.

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Nuances? Yeah. Did you know?

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Did you have any idea?

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Were you at all cognizant of the fact
that Sherlock played the violin and

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he smoked a pipe?

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Gee, I didn't know that.

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Well, now you do, buddy.

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John Lacey?

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John Lacey, me. Here. You get Foucault.
Oh, great! I bet we got those tickets.

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Yes!

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So, Chow Ling, how are the English
classes coming along?

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English very well.

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Hello?

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Is John a great guy or what? I take him
on a ski weekend, and he's trying to pay

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me back by getting us Nick Celtics
tickets.

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He's like the brother I never had.

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Kirk, didn't you once tell us you had a
brother?

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Yeah, but I hate his guts.

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Hey, guess what? I got him. I got him.
Two great seats.

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Yeah, and Dave's an even bigger Knicks
fan than I am.

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Dave? Yeah, Dave. Dave Travis.

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Kirk and I met him up at the ski lodge.
He's a terrific guy, isn't he, Kirk?

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Oh, yeah.

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Terrific. Barrel of laughs, this guy.

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Oh.

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Oh, whoa, look at the time.

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I just remembered.

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Old Blue Eyes is in town, and he wanted
me to help him pick out a couple of

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songs. Oh, come on, Kirk. You expect us
to believe you're meeting Frank Sinatra

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tonight?

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Leave whatever you want.

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Hey, what's with him?

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John, that wasn't very nice.

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No, it certainly wasn't. Excuse me?

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Kirk was very hurt.

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What are you talking about?

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You should be ashamed of yourself.

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And I don't even know what's going on.

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Well, would someone please tell me
what's going on here?

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Kirk thought you were taking him to the
basketball game.

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Yeah, but I already asked Dave.

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Dave, why would you...

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What do you mean, what? I enjoy his
company. We get along great together.

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Besides, we practically spent the entire
weekend together, he and I. Well, what

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was Kurt doing all this time?

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I don't know. He was off doing his own
thing.

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No wonder his feelings were hurt.

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I know if I went away for the weekend
with somebody, I'd be devastated if they

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spent all their time with somebody else.

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Has that actually ever happened to you?

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Don't be silly.

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think so.

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Anyway, John, that is no way to treat a
friend.

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A friend? Kirk?

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Oh, come on. All right. I guess so, but
not in a traditional sense.

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Besides, what is your definition of a
friend?

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Maybe someone who takes you on a free
ski weekend?

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Yes, someone who'd give you a nickname
like Big Bear.

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Someone who tells you things you never
knew about Sherlock Holmes?

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John, we're all supposed to be friends
here.

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Oh, come on, Kate. We all know what you
think of Kirk.

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For crying out loud, you wouldn't even
let me give him your phone number. All

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right, okay, so I was wrong.

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Look, next time he asks for my phone
number, give it to him.

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John, if Kirk's not your friend, what
about the rest of us?

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Yes, what are we?

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Oh, come on. You guys are, uh... I mean,
you guys are...

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Right. Right.

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I've been an insensitive jerk.

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If you'll excuse me, I'm going to find
Kirk.

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I've got to patch up our friendship.

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That's the spirit, John.

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Oh, yeah. I also have to give him your
phone number.

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Kirk, I... I got your message.

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Well, you didn't have to come all the
way over here. I just wanted to tell you

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something. No, I wanted to come over.

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Because, uh... There's something I want
to tell you, too.

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Yeah, I guess you do. I guess you have a
lot to say.

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Now, look, whatever feelings you want to
get off your chest, I understand.

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I want my walkie -talkie back.

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You do?

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A walkie -talkie is a thing that needs
two people, John.

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Two friends.

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Otherwise, it's meaningless. It's just a
walkie.

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Without the talkie.

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Well, I'm sorry, Kirk. I can't give it
back to you because I need it. What are

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you talking about?

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See, I just won the community center ski
trip for this weekend.

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Oh, I get it.

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And you want to borrow my hair for the
walkie -talkie for Dave.

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Oh, don't be ridiculous.

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Would I want to go with a guy I just
met?

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No way.

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I want to go with a guy I know.

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A guy I have something in common with.

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You know, a friend.

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A buddy.

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Who?

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You. You're the friend I want to go
with.

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Oh, what's the matter? A little Davey
busy?

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Oh, would you stop it with Dave already?
Look, you want a weekend and you ask

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me, right?

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And why? Because I'm your friend.

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Now... I want a weekend, and I'm asking
you. And why? Because you're my friend.

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Now, look, I gave it a lot of thought.
Mr. Lacey, this is the Chaparral Ski

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Lodge. We got the wrong expiration date
on your credit card. Please call us

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back.

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Credit card?

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You didn't win a free ski weekend, did
you, John?

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Uh, no, Kirk, I did not.

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You... spent your own money, a lot of
money, to be with someone you like.

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Me.

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And you weren't even going to tell me,
were you?

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Talk about pathetic.

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John, John, John, you poor, lonely man.