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Well, if you would watch where you were
going, I wouldn't have bumped into you

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in the first place.

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Same to you.

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Boy, oh boy.

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Thinks she's never been pinched before.

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Maybe it's my cologne.

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Hey, wait.

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What do you think women would like on a
guy like me?

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How about mace?

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So...

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You think John will be here tonight?

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Oh, I don't know. I called him earlier
today. He didn't sound too good. Ah,

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what's wrong?

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Well, this Sunday is the second
anniversary of the day that Wendy

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with that Dear John letter. Oh, no.

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It's that time of year again.

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DJ day.

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I don't know. Last year he was so
depressed he locked himself in his

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the entire weekend and stuffed himself
with ding -dongs.

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Well, good evening, everybody.

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Hi, John.

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Are you all right?

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Huh? Yeah, fine.

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Oh,

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I know what you're thinking.

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Black Sundays this weekend, huh?

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Well, past that now.

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What's done is done, and you don't have
to worry about me pigging out on ding

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-dongs. Got a whole new attitude this
year. Oh, good for you, John. That's

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terrific. Ray, John, maybe later we'll
knock back a couple of brewskis to

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celebrate. Oh, good. I sure could use
something to wash down these twinkies.

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filmed before a studio audience.

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John, you better give the Twinkies a
rest or plan on wearing that chair home.

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Oh, come on, really.

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Now, you got that Dear John letter two
years ago. You can't keep stuffing your

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face every time DJ Day rolls around.

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I am moving on. This is my sixth
Twinkie.

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Oh, Mrs.

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Filbert, you certainly were a beautiful
teenager.

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Well, you don't get to look like this
overnight.

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So what do we got here?

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Mrs. Filbert is going to her 60th high
school reunion this Sunday.

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Tom's taking me. I'm so excited.

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Look at this photograph of her at 16
with her boyfriend.

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Move over, Mary.

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Thanks.

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John, isn't Mrs. Filbert the most
adorable thing you've ever seen?

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Yeah, it's very good. Very good.

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Well put.

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Oh, you know, you were so cute. You
looked just like a Kewpie doll.

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Oh, I'm no Kewpie doll, honey.

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I was a vamp.

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Especially when I played my ukulele.

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I just have it restrung for the reunion.

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I used to drive the boys wild when I
played this thing.

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I guess that explains all those notches
on it.

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Do you know Honolulu Baby?

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Honolulu Baby?

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Two bars of that and the boys would be
fighting to get into my rumble seat.

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Honolulu Baby, where'd you get those
eyes?

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And that comes flat. Oh,

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Mrs. Phillips, stop, please. I can't
control myself.

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Works every time.

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Oh, hey, Thomas.

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Oh, will you excuse me? I have to go see
what the big guy wants.

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As if I didn't know.

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Boy, Mrs. Filbert sure looks pretty.

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I wish I had a girlfriend in high school
who looked like her.

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What am I saying? I would have settled
for a girlfriend who looked like him.

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So that was her boyfriend, huh? Yes,
that was Mrs.

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Filbert's high school sweetheart,

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Lloyd. Oh, that's why she's so excited
about the reunion, because Lloyd's going

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to be there. No, because Lloyd's not
going to be there.

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You see...

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Mrs. Filbert and Lloyd were engaged to
be married. But two days before the

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wedding, Lloyd ran off with her best
friend, Clara.

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Ran off with her best friend? That's
right.

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Oh, God, where am I? Twinkies. John.

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Sit down.

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Twinkies? Oh, DJ day is this Sunday.

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Oh.

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Do you mind?

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Do you mind?

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We were talking about Mrs. Filbert,
right? Oh, yes, well.

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reunion Mrs. Filbert's ever gone to. She
was always afraid she'd run into Lloyd

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and Clara.

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I imagine having two women fighting over
you like that.

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Trust me, Ralphie, it's a sobering
experience.

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Mrs. Filbert, what are you going to wear
to the reunion?

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Nothing.

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That ought to get their hearts started.

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No, I mean, I'm not going.

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Tom can't take me. He's going out of
town.

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Well, where's... Where's he going?

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He has a speaking engagement.

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Wilbur, you can't miss a day like this.
You've waited such a long time.

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I'm not dragging all the way out to
Weehawken, New Jersey by myself.

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I went all the way to Nebraska for my
reunion.

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You went to high school in Nebraska?

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No. Guess that's why I was voted most
gullible.

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John. John.

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Why don't you take her?

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Huh? Me?

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No, I don't know. I'm sorry, Mrs.
Philbert. I sort of have plans for

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Yeah, he's staying home for the big
twink off.

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John, it will do you good to get out of
the house Sunday. Take your mind off

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things. It's just for the afternoon.

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Yeah, you wouldn't want Mrs. Philbert to
miss her reunion, would you?

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Oh, who cares?

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Who wants to go to a stupid 60th reunion
anyway?

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I'll see you next week.

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Mrs. Philbert, I'd be honored to take
you.

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Oh, that's very sweet, John.

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Thank you.

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But let's get one thing straight.

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As a rule, I don't fool around on the
first date.

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Okay.

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And again, rules were made to be broken.

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Mrs. Philby, Mrs. Philby. Let's just
give him the rest, please.

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That was our seventh Charleston.

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Besides, it's almost five o 'clock. We
should be going home now, huh?

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Well, aren't you having a good time?

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What? Yes, yes, yes. I'm having a great
time.

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But today is the day that I have to be
at home, alone, all by myself.

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Do you care for an Oreo?

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How about a Malamar?

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Let me just talk to Dolly before we go.
I'll wash this down with some punch.

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Hey, John.

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Oh, I saw you dancing there. You cut a
mean rug. Put her there.

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Yeah, you sure did, Lester.

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Why, that's even funnier than the
dribble glass.

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Now you know why they call me Lester the
Jester, eh? Yeah. Eh? Yeah. Eh? Yeah!

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Oh, that Bonnie.

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She's still cute as a button.

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But oh, what a temper.

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Bonnie, Gilbert, a temper?

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Didn't you hear what she did when her
best friend Clara stole her fiancé and

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took off with him? No, I didn't.

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You see, Clara had the best head of hair
in Weehawken.

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And when Clara and Lloyd took off in
their roadster to the lope, Bonnie

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alongside on a motorcycle and tried to
cut off Claire's hair with a pair of

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sheep shears. And she would have done
it, too, if the sidecar hadn't hooked on

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hog.

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That sweet old lady did that?

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Hard to believe, huh? Yeah. Huh? Yeah.
Huh? Yeah!

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Oh, no, no, no, no, Dottie. I did not
swoon over Rudolph Valentino. You did

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Remember, we saw all of his movies
together.

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You loved Rudolph Valentino. Not Rudolph
Valentino. Rudy Valli.

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But don't you remember we saw him on a
double bill with Nelson Eddy?

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No, not Nelson Eddy. Eddie Cantor.

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I just remembered.

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I never went to a movie with you.

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A little bit.

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About time to go, isn't it? Hey, Bonnie.

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What do you say we trip the light
fantastic, huh?

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Okay, one more.

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Well, well, well.

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I don't believe my eyes.

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Look who came after me.

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Lloyd. Clara Ann Lloyd?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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What's new?

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Hello, Lloyd.

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Hello, Clara.

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It's been a long time.

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Not long enough.

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You can't still be upset with me. It's
almost 60 years. What could I do? Lloyd

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swept me off my feet. Big deal.

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Your legs are already in the air.

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Sorry. Bonnie, did you ever manage to
get married?

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I'm between husbands right now.

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You never could hold on to a man.

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Well, I held on to this one for three
years.

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This is my fiancé, John.

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Fiancé.

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Why? Look at the time. We have to go. It
was really nice meeting you.

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Come on, let's go, Lamb Chop.

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Just a minute, Popsicle.

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I want to apologize.

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You do?

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Yes, yes.

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I just haven't been myself lately.

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Well, I mean, what with planning our
wedding and...

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Oh, I understand, dear. I'm so glad we
decided to come at the last minute. Oh,

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it's really too bad you couldn't get
here sooner.

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You and I have so much to catch up on.

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Yeah. Oh, why don't we go to our place
for coffee?

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Our place? No, no, no, no, no. It would
be much too hard on them. We live all

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the way over, and we go hard.

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We live in Jackson Heights. We're
practically neighbors. We would love to

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over. Oh, isn't that great, John? Oh,
actually, yeah. John loves entertaining.

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Can I pick him or what?

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Look, Mrs. Phillips, I'm really glad
that you made up with your friends, but

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this is just a good night for me, you
know? So we'll just have them in for a

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of coffee, a little small talk, and then
we'll send them on their way, okay?

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Don't worry. It won't take me long. Give
all belongs to me.

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What's that?

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Lloyd. Whoa!

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This is crazy.

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Take Lloyd?

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You can't break up a 60 -year marriage.

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Oh, no.

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That's one of the great things about
life.

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A woman is never too old to be a
homewrecker.

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This is crazy.

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You can't break up Clara and Lloyd.

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Oh, quit bellyaching. You give me the
heebie -jeebies.

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Just how do you think you're going to go
about getting Lloyd back, anyway?

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Simple. I'm going to seduce him.

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Oh, Mrs. Philbert. If you'll excuse me,
I have to go get freshened up for the

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kill. Mrs. Philbert, look, I don't need
this right now.

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All I want to do is be left alone.

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Now, look.

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One coffee, and you and Lloyd and Clara
are out of here.

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Hi, John!

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I've got to start using that

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peephole.

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the neighborhood, so we thought we'd
drop by. In the neighborhood? Yeah, we

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on our regular Sunday night walk.

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Since when do you have a regular Sunday
night walk?

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This is our first night.

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Pretty quick, huh?

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All right, John.

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We needn't beat around the bush.

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We were a bit concerned about you facing
DJ night alone.

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Okay, all right, look, I appreciate
that, but I'm in great shape.

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So, as a matter of fact, would you
please get out of here, because...

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I have a woman here tonight. No! Yes,
yes.

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Please, please, please.

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So you don't have to worry about my
being depressed.

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Hi, gang.

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Oh, John.

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You really are depressed.

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No, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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It's not going to work, John. You're not
going to get rid of us that easily.

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So, Mrs. Philbert, how was the reunion?

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Oh, it was fine. Until Clara and Lloyd
showed up, that is. What happened? Well,

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it's a long story and involves sheep
shears, but I'll tell you all about that

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some other time when you're all not
leaving.

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Okay. Oh, hi.

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Hi. We were just talking about you.
Hello, John. You didn't mention that it

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a party. Trust me, it's no party. Come
in.

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We're friends of John's.

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Hello.

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Well,

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you must be very excited about their
engagement.

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Whose engagement?

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Monty's and John's?

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What? You're engaged?

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Wow, I didn't even know you two were
going together.

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So, uh, tell me, have you two given any
thought to kids?

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Guys, can I talk to you in the kitchen
for a moment, please? Oh, good, good.

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I'll bet John's going to show us his
china pattern.

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Where are you registered?

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Get in the kitchen, please.

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All right, look, let me tell you what's
going on.

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At the reunion, Mrs.

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Philbert, in order to save face, told
Lloyd and Clara that I was her fiancé.

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right? Now, you got that?

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Good.

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Now... Excuse me. Yeah.

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Bonnie asked me to get the coffee
started.

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Uh -huh.

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Where do you keep the filters?

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Oh, it's in the top drawer. Oh, never
mind. I'll get it.

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So, anyway, John, about this wedding,
after you and Mrs. Philbert tie the

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knot... Are you guys going to live here
or try and save some money and shack up

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with our parents?

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There. There you are, Karen. Thank you.
Everybody, please, please, please.

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Excuse us.

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John, if you wanted so badly to be
alone, why did you invite Lloyd and

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over for coffee? I didn't. Mrs. Philbert
did. She has this crazy plan about

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seducing Lloyd.

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Oh, suddenly I have newfound respect for
the Philster. Hey, come on.

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Kirk, I'm not going to let that happen
here.

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Now, look, I wouldn't say this if I
didn't love you all. Would you please

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the hell out of my apartment?

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John,

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somebody is playing the ukulele in your
bedroom. Oh, my God.

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What is that?

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Foreplay.

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Mrs. Philpott's in there with Lloyd.

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Give me that.

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Oh, nuts. One more chorus and I'd have
had him.

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Bonnie, you haven't changed a bit.

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You're no different than you were 60
years ago.

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You couldn't get Floyd then and you
can't get him now.

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You can't talk like that to me, you
trollop.

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Please,

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can't we resolve our differences in a
more civilized manner?

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Come, Clara. Come, Mrs. Philpott. Sit.

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That's a reasonable idea, Louise.

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Now, who'd like to begin?

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Well, I've been having some problems
lately.

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Let's look at the facts, shall we? Now,
Mrs.

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Filbert, while it's true that Clara
absconded with your betrothed...

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Well, I tried.

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Tried? You tried more men than Judge
Wapner.

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And, Clara, you've had a wonderful 60
-year marriage, so it seems both of

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you got what you wanted.

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Therefore, I think it's time to bury old
grievances and retrieve the warm

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friendship of old school chums.

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What say, girls?

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I never really did believe in these
techniques.

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Let me give it a try.

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Mrs.

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Filbert, I've been with you all day,
watching you enjoy a perfectly wonderful

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reunion. And now you're going to spoil
it. And why?

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Because you keep holding on to all that
anger from 60 years ago.

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Mrs. Filbert, believe me, I know better
than anyone how much it hurts to lose

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somebody like that.

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So?

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I'm really sorry.

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Look, there comes a time to let that
anger go. You understand?

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And I, for one, think that that time is
right now, Mrs. Filbert.

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What's so important about now?

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Mrs. Filbert.

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Mrs. Filbert.

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How many more reunions do you have to
waste?

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Clara.

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Deep down in my heart, I always knew
that my life turned out the way it

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have.

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Thanks for stealing Lloyd.

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It was my pleasure.

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And now come over to my place and let's
have a real reunion.

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Oh, I'd love it.

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Wait till I get my ukulele.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Lamp shop, leave the ukulele here.

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Your fiancé.

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is very charming.

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Oh. He's not my fiancé.

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He's just a passing fancy.

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Good night, everybody.

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Good night.

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Have a nice night.

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Oh, boy.

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You know, those were good words you said
to Mrs.

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Philbert about anger, John.

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Words...

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Yes, they were good, weren't they?

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So, do you think you could live by them?

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Well, I could try.

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Is anybody hungry?

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I'm not. I haven't had dinner. Got
anything good to eat in there, Joe?

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00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:09,980
think I have some mud pies that I bought
for the weekend.

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00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,180
Just a few, though.

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is in the deep freeze when an old
acquaintance wants a court order to be

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And Roxanne's got a case of opening
night jitters.

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This is Blair Underwood. The curtain
goes up on L .A. Law next.

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And Friday night, come in from the cold
and heat up with adventure, action, and

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intrigue on NBC with Baywatch, True
Blue, and Mancuso FBI Friday.

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You know, I haven't been down to the
village in years. Where did you find

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cute little restaurant?

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00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,220
Oh, that's where Louis the Torch got
rubbed out last week.

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00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,600
Yeah, I figured any place that's got a
gangland of slayings has got to have

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great linguine.

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00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:19,680
You know, I really would like to invite
you in, but it's late.

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Hey, come on. It's only 10 .15.

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00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:27,280
Yeah, yeah, but my daughter's probably
waiting up for me. She just will not go

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to bed while the sitter's there. Oh, I'd
like to meet her.

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00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:36,480
Well... She can be kind of rough
sometimes on the men I go out with.

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a teacher, remember?

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00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,200
I've yet to meet a kid I couldn't win
over.

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00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:43,420
Yeah? You're not too bad with grown
-ups, either.

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Oh, hey, there she is now. Hi.

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Hi.

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Melissa, this is John.

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Nice to meet you, Melissa.

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Did you want to tell you? I teach
English.

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I already know English.

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Well, maybe you're right. It is a little
late.

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Take care of yourself.